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Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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He goes, we start each, like, the tradition is we do a debate. And I was like, that sounds awful. No, you're not supposed to be a part of that. That's Thanksgiving. That's separate. That's only men. Oh. Yeah. I'm done with both of you guys.

What do you mean? I'm done. I am done with both of you. Okay? What a great hug. That's right. This is how we're starting the Thanksgiving episode. Do you understand?

I wish Will Neff was here. I miss him a lot. Okay. Anyway, he died of a self-suck injury. I'm Asan Piker here with me with Austin's show and Cutie Cinderella. Oh. Oh, my God. Who is, of course, 20 minutes late to the recording of this episode.

It's Thanksgiving tomorrow. She was cooking for homeless people. This is my Olympics. Yeah. True. You were cooking for homeless people. This is my Olympics. Yeah. She was cooking. She was too busy cooking. You were cooking for homeless people, weren't you? Yeah. You know what she wasn't cooking? Wait, were you really? Slime, yeah. You want to know what she wasn't cooking? The fucking cookies that you promised you were going to make us last week.

I literally was like, oh, she's late, but like, she'll probably make some cookies. I'll be honest, I don't throw rocks from glass houses, so I think you're perfect. I forgot. It's crazy that you... I also forgot your birthday present. Oh, fuck. Now I'm mad.

You deserve it. I also forgot the last part of Will's underwear present. I forgot everything. You spent the last, what, five hours cooking for other people, and you forgot your freaking podcast co-hosts. Yeah. What the hell? You guys can come to

Thanksgiving if you want. I would love to, but I'm busy. I have a Thanksgiving. You have family. Must be nice. I have my own Thanksgiving, which I invited Cutie Cinderella to, but I'm actually uninviting her now. You invited her to Thanksgiving? You didn't invite me to Thanksgiving? I said no. He goes,

we start each the tradition is we do a debate. And I was like, that sounds awful. No, you're not supposed to be a part of that. That's Thanksgiving. That's separate. That's only men. He has a segregated Thanksgiving. I thought dinner started with a debate.

You can segregate by gender too, right? Men and women sit at opposite ends of the table. Isn't that right? Yeah, I want Cutie to feel welcome like you know in her mormon ways yeah that's how it happens in mormon thanksgiving right no well the women stay in the kitchen do they wear the garments at thanksgiving they wear the garments all the time i actually tried for the this is a leak but it's fine because whatever yeah um i tried

to uh for will's bra and underwear present i tried to get bootleg garments but i couldn't they're actually really hard to buy oh really they're hard to buy like wait like like secondhand market yeah we haven't been blessed by minrami like no you have to well you have to when they're blessed you have to buy them from the temple store which you have to have a temple recommend in order to buy them damn but i will say it you don't got the temple connect no more i know i don't recommend it anymore. But any Mormon frogs out there that want to make a few bucks,

upload them onto eBay, dude. Do you think the garments are made in America? Or do you think they export them? Do you think they're imported? That's a great question. I don't think the Mormon church cares.

I don't think they're made in America. I don't think they care. I think they're trying to make a buck. I don't know why I asked. I just thought that was interesting. I have a gripe with you too. What's that?

Typical. Eating all the freaking fruits on the kitchen counter for Thanksgiving. Eating my Thanksgiving family's food, okay? They're going to be suffering tomorrow. Okay, here's the deal. They're going to be starving tomorrow. I walk into Hassan's house.

Socialism. Yes. I walk into Hassan's house, cutie. There is an elaborate Roman-style fruit spread on the counter. Oh, my God. Grapes. Tea. Oranges. Apples. cutie there is a an elaborate roman style fruit spread on the counter oh my god grapes tea oranges apples uh wow tangerines my mom made it beautiful purple grapes green grapes i mean just every fruit strawberries every fruit you could think of on the counter i'm'm hungry. Yeah. Right? You have an insatiable appetite.

Yes, I do. It's impossible to quench your thirst. You're right. So I was like, maybe just one grape. Yeah. Nobody will know. Nobody will know. So like 20 minutes later, I've eaten like 50 to 100 grapes.

Okay. At this point. Yeah. I looked at the spread and there's a noticeable air. There's a noticeable invisible part. I wasn't thinking. I just kept eating and not thinking.

So Hassan says, like a fucking 12-year-old, he's like, I'm going to tell my mom. As we said, he's like a 12-year-old little brother, like a little bitch. Did he tell? Yes.

He tells his mom. Did he get in trouble? I hear him tattling outside the room telling his mom. And you know what she says? That's fine. Oh. And then she proceeds to give me more food that they're going to be serving at Thanksgiving. Yeah.

I've got mac and cheese waiting out there that I'm going to warm up. It's messed up. I'm going to warm up during halftime. Wait, why is it messed up? I wish she was homophobic. No, your mom is such an ally. I've been trying to get her to be homophobic. Yeah, she's such an ally.

I've just been telling her, like, you know, Austin lies all the time. He's just a bad guy. Austin loves lying. But that's true, though. I'm not even lying when I say that you lie all the time. the time he's so responsible like remember the men is trash thing yeah well the the fear and account like put it uh they made a tiktok out of it not all men yeah and people were like not all men right but then they were like doesn't austin realize he's a part of that group hassan is you're a man no No, that is trash. You are trash.

Well, I fundamentally disagree. I'm sorry? You don't get a chance. I agree that you are trash. Wait, are we all trash? Yeah. Oh. So even though we say it's not all men, we mean it.

Oh. It is all men. Okay. You're all trash. You all left the seat open once, huh? Yeah, this feminism thing, you you got to cut it out. You know, Trump is president. On an airplane today.

Oh my God. I had to clean up a lot of mess in that bathroom. You shit in the airplane? No. Somebody before me pissed everywhere. No, no. Here's the deal. That's when you tattle tell.

In a public restroom, though? I go out in the plane. I say, excuse me, who was just in here? That's yuck. I know. See, you would have done that? I say, ew, yuck. No, I wouldn't.

What if it was a turbulent situation? I wouldn't be on a plane. Yeah. What if it was a turbulent situation and my man just had his hog out? I was on the plane. There was no turbulence. Maybe you were just oblivious. situation and my man just had his hog out i was on the plane there was no turbulence maybe you were just oblivious regardless i had to clean it up because i cannot have the entire plane thinking

i was the one that did that yeah i've done that before i have to clean it or sometimes i will like i've been in a bathroom before there's like a line because it's women so there's always a line bathroom and you go in there it smells so bad and then you're like fuck when i leave they're gonna think i did it yes so i walk out and i go i'm so sorry it stinks in there, it smells so bad. And then you're like, fuck, when I leave, they're going to think I did it. Yes. So I walk out and I go, I'm so sorry. It stinks in there. I promise it's not me.

I'm not just saying that. Do you say that to people? To be fair, though? You say I'm not just saying that? I would assume that you did it. I know, but at least I said something. No, you got to do this. You got to do this thing where it's like, I hate how bad this bathroom smells.

You know? I would think that was you. Something like that. It's so nonchalant. Yeah. He gets away with it because they're probably just like, oh my God. Yeah.

He's so hot. They don't care. Nobody hears anything that you say. You're just like the TikTokers. Can I say something? I'm feeling objectified. Oh, yeah. I'm feeling.

I'm so sorry. I'm feeling objectified. This guy. This week has been a mess. You feed it. Don't act like you don't feed it. This week. Oh, I'm asking for it.

What was I wearing? The answer. Your panties. That's exactly. Hit it, Gabe. You're posting photos with your panties and cock out. All of us were minding our own business going about our day when we open our social media

and... Monitor's off. We open our social media I'm joking. I don't care. Collectively. And it's the first thing that all of us see. And it's this photo. What is that? Wait, what was that? I don't know what that was. Andrew Tan and him. It's this photo. What is that? Wait, what was that? I don't know what that was.

Andrew Tannen and Dave. It's this photo on our freaking timeline. It doesn't feel appropriate to look at. So when I posted this, I did not think that the meat was going to be the prominent fixture of this post. No fucking way. Dude, come on, come on, come come on i'm not looking oh you can't i'm not gonna make eye contact with that i know it's your cock is in the center of the image okay let's come the fuck on you don't think you're meat bullshit shame no shame no shame for me i was

like own it it's 2024 we're bringing slush back i played basketball that morning okay had some some victories over mike from the crash dummies podcast and and i was like you know what i haven't taken a progress pick in a while let's see you know let's match it up let's see what it looks like and i took that photo and i was trying to flex you know my obliques and stuff you know just trying to hit that pose and i did not think that you know the prominent uh did you look at the photo come on that's gonna be crazy people wear underwear like that all the time hassan they wear speedos hassan why is that the the point of contention here are you kidding me just start now? Just start an OnlyFans. Hasan, are you fucking serious?

Do you know how much money you could have made off that photo? You could have saved 20 homeless children. Yeah, you're impacting my business, Hasan. You could have sent people to college.

Can I tell you, yeah. Can I tell you, Cutie? I tried to post a thirst trap to promote my fans that day. And people like, it was like a day of like, you couldn't post a thirst trap. It was a no-fly zone.

It was like a no-fly zone. He posted a thirst trap. 100% of the responses were, oh, you had to do it because Hasan did it today. 100%. Okay. It wasn't even a reply to it. Every group chat I was in. Really?

With gay men was losing their minds. Dude, I'm not enough. I'm not friends enough with enough normal people that know Hassan. You know what I'm saying? I don't have normies coming up to me. This sounds crazy. I didn't know how much the internet genuinely thirsts over you until I went on TikTok on Not My Account, and all of a sudden my For You page is just people kicking their feet on bed

talking about Hassan. And I was like, what is happening? And they're not even showing photos of him. They're just talking about him and mentioning his name. And it's getting so many likes. They don't know what you do either. Yeah. They know what I do.

No. I was talking to a guy just yesterday. And he's like, oh, who's Hassan? Is he that hot guy on your podcast? No idea who you were. Yeah. You're lying. I swear to God. You're lying. I'll read you the message right now. They replace your voice from like the teachers from like Arthur.

You know the... That's Charlie Brown. You know the noise. You guys are objectifying me. I'm a political commentator. I was on CNN this week. Yeah, nobody gives a shit. Look at that cock out there in the open. I'm not looking. I honestly haven't made eye contact with it. I don't know out there in the open. I'm not looking. I honestly haven't made eye contact with it.

I don't know how much it's showing. Is it showing a lot? Not really. It's not. I'll be honest. I'm a little disappointed. It's not. Thank you.

Thank you. It's disappointing. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. You could have fluffed it up a little bit more. I didn't care to because it wasn't like a thing. People zooming into it. Oh, yeah. People are zooming, right?

I don't know. Don zooming right i don't know i don't say you don't come on you there was not a moment when you posted a photo in my panties with the baddest camel toe in the world do you think it would be normal if you posted a progress pic of yourself to be like oh look at like where i'm at two years after my fitness journey people were like damn girl i've. That camel's purring. Yeah, exactly. I would defend you. I'd be like,

my queen, that's your camel toe looks great and everyone is being mean and indecent. You want me to tell you that your cock looks great and everyone's being mean to you?

No, you don't have to say the first part. You can say the second part. Everyone's being so mean to you after you showed them your penis a little bit. Everyone is objectifying you is what I would say. That would defend you i would defend you dude i was your outfits have gotten out of control sorry to cut you off they're very good wait this is two two episodes in a row

you're bringing banger after banger it's kind of crazy what is this called herringbone yeah it looks great on you great Great pattern. You look great. Oh my god. Minus the fact that you got struck by a tornado at some point. I don't know what happened with the top of your dome. This is what just happens. But everything else is... She got struck by a bomb

cyclone on the way in. You guys were like, why was she late? That's why. There was a bombing in Nantucket. I didn't make it. Jinx, you owe me a Coke. No, we can't do Coke anymore. Jinx, you owe me a Pepsi. Yeah, BDS.

Boycott, divestment, and sanctions. Coke is BDS, but Pepsi is BDSM. Hear that? Everyone's into it. Yeah. I've heard. It's true. Okay, very good. If you meet at a Denny's on Hollywood Boulevard,

they'll tell you all about it. Mm-hmm. Tuesday, 7 p.m. Be there. Probably true. Okay, but draw this chapter to a close. The objectification, don't stop it. I love it.

It's great. Such a slut. See, I knew it. We moved on, and you brought it back up. Can I tell? I was in a group chat And I quote Somebody said

They posted your photo And this guy responded And he said They would have to Surgically remove my mouth From his cock I love how creative people get Jesus Christ

Like it's not just like Yeah y'all's a Like like, homina homina. It's just like, they say the most insane shit. Yeah, the most insane. Someone said, someone, I posted on my Instagram, I was like, I'll pull his pants down and show America another night. Oh, yeah. What does that even mean? I don't even know.

I don't even know. She's bringing down the Twin Towers. Yes. There's only one, I assume. Yeah, there'sowers. Yes. There's only one, I assume. Yeah, there's only one now. There's only one Freedom Tower now. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about one penis?

Well, yeah, that's it. I assume there's one penis. That's the new 9-11. I don't even know. I don't get it. Maybe, I thought it was a dimension thing. I love the creativity, but we've got to workshop. Yeah, we've got to workshop it.

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We've got 50 minutes left in the episode. I know. He's just really excited to talk about his WL. Jesus Christ. W of the week. I set up a computer in my house. You are 78 years old. I set up a computer.

I have a setup. I've got 30 inch, 32 and a half dual monitor setup, DSLR camera, Starforge PC, desk, lighting equipment. Hashtag ad. Alright. Because you need the new flight simulator game. I have it. I'm not gonna... I've played it a little bit, but

you know. But you don't like it that much? Bro, you are... No, I do. You are 78 years old. Okay. Like, that's your W? You can't talk about that shit. You W That you set up a PC You hired someone To set up a PC No I did it myself No fucking I don't believe you

I hired somebody I swear to God I did You hired somebody to work How much I swear to God Did you do it by myself I did all of it

You took it out of the box I did You plugged in all the wires I did I did I even moved my other PC I moved my desk I did everything

Wow I had somebody help me But they weren't paid They weren't paid Oh so you did have someone help you But like he was like a friend Yeah he was like a friend that I sleep with sometimes I'm glad you

Paid him with sexual favors What about your L of the week My L of the week Is I can't fucking sleep. Oh, I hate that feeling. I cannot sleep. I don't know what it is. I'm taking so many different pills and none of them are working.

Do you have to wake up early? No. Why the fuck would he have to wake up early, cutie? I have to gym at 9 a.m. sometimes. But I drank a Diet Coke at like nine 30 at night the other night. So how many days have you gone without sleeping? I've slept. I just like sleep. And then I wake up and I'm like, did I sleep like that? It's like not restful. Yeah. And I've been taking vitamins lately and I'm thinking maybe my body's like staying

awake because I'm getting so many vitamins. That's cool. I don't think that's how it works. What time are you taking your vitamins? I started, I would like middle of the day. I would take them in the morning. You gotta jerk off more. I do. Why do you cringe at that?

What? I would say the same to you. If you were like, I can't sleep. I'd be like, you gotta flake the beans, sis. That's what I would say. Eat everything that comes out of your mouth most of the time.

So a lot of men to, in order to go to sleep, they'll jerk off. It releases dopamine and relaxes your body. And you tried that? I've done it multiple times. He does it all the time. He throws on his favorite World War II documentary and starts cranking away. Come on, dude. I don't do that.

I actually do, but I pause it. There's no refractory period between the World War II documentary and the cranking, though. Yeah. That's okay. Come on now. I have no cavities. That's my W. Oh, W, W.

I went to the doctor, the dentist. They said I have no cavities, and I'm going to get Invisalign. Oh, you have perfect teeth. No, I got a little snaggle tooth. Oh, where? This little guy. Just get it pulled out and put a new one in. No.

You rich? So I'm going to get Invisalign. That's going to be fun. And then my L of the week is that my phone like exploded. Is it a new one? So this is a new one. My phone all of a sudden started growing and the battery inside of it was going to explode. So I didn't have a phone yesterday.

Your phone became an IED? Yeah, it became a problem. Wait, it just started to swell? Everyone was like, put that outside. They were like, get that away. That is a safety hazard. I was like, oh. Wait, really?

Did it explode? It hasn't yet, but it's just sitting outside. Did you take it in? Under a thing. I haven't taken it in. Wait, did your stream tell you that? Yeah. How does that even happen?

I don't know. I drop it a lot. It's cracked in a lot of places. Just bleeding battery acid? Yeah, I think so, probably. Cutie, you have another W of the week. What? You were one of the top most influential streamers on the complex influential streamers list.

I don't know why. Because you're influential. Do you think I slept with the right person? No, because Ludwig? I don't think so. I don't think he controls the list. What number are you? What number do you think I am? He's five. Ah! Why are you leaking it? Because I watched the list.

Who makes this list? How does it feel that Aiden Ross is a better streamer than you? PewDiePie. It's great. Okay, PewDiePie is number 25. We'll do this. Actually, you know what? Let's do it on Patreon. We can do it now, but I was going to do my WNL.

Okay, sorry. Sorry. We'll come back. No, it's fine. We're so excited. We really want to hear it. We're so excited. You'll come back. No, it's fine. We're so excited. Hasan, we're so excited. Nobody wants to hear my note. We really want to hear it. We're so excited.

You got on CNN. Wait, is that good or bad? What's the bad one again? Fox News. I got on Fox News as well. I think he likes all attention. As long as they don't misconstrue my points, I don't really care.

Okay. Like, or misattribute codes or anything like that. And I'm happy. I think my, my commentary stands on his own. Um, yeah,

no, you're right. My W of the week is weak. I'm sorry. I got on CNN and they did a, you know, this guy, we wanted him to be the Joe Rogan of the left,

but he says he doesn't want that. You know, they did like a piece on that. You're the Joe Rogan of the left, but he says he doesn't want that. They did a piece on that. You're the Joe Rogan of the left? Yeah. I thought it was slime. It kind of looks more like him, I guess. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, they did that. I was on Fox News. I also hosted Pod Save

America this morning. What's that? It's like a podcast for people that like politics. With weed? Pod Save America? Pod Pod Podcast Podcast that saves America Huge, she's a hostess with the mostest

So that was cool Okay That was a W How many, just gonna I had a bunch of W's You had so many W's Okay, what about an L? Come on

My L of the week is yes Aiden Ross beat me in the complex Number five's pretty good Let's take a look 25, PewDiePie My L of the week is, yes, Aiden Ross beat me in the complex. Number five is pretty good. Let's take a look. 25, PewDiePie. I didn't even know he streamed. Yeah.

He does. He streams on YouTube, doesn't he? I don't know. Damn. Okay, PewDiePie number 25. Ninja, that's crazy. Wait, why? Because I'm such a big fan, and I am so excited that he's there.

Ray. Valkyrae. Valkyrae. She's incredibly underrated here. She should not be 23. I mean, underappreciated. I think she got robbed for sure. I think she got robbed. I also think Nick Pollum actually got robbed too.

I think he should be hired. I actually think this is huge for Nick. I think this is the first time something mainstreamed has picked up Nick. That's a good point, but I think he should be there. They used the worst photo. Not the first time. The Israeli media collectively also covered Nick Palum

because I showed him an Ansar Allah Houthi music video that they talked about on Israeli TV. Oh. That could have been any of us. And on Fox News as well. Yeah, I don't want to talk about this. It could have been any of us watching a video. Yeah, don't worry.

Sometimes I show you videos. Sometimes, you know, it makes it the mainstream news. Okay. He's gotten some mainstream attention. Well, congrats, Nick, then. Yep. Jinxy. Jinxy, also lower than what you would expect.

Everyone, although also lower than you would expect. No, this list is... Also, can I say lower than you would expect? No, absolutely not. But I will say i've been mean to everyone below me i've been saying oh is it cold down yeah i saw that that's why you've i've said that to everyone i went to i went to ron's chat and i was like oh the 20s she's 19 yeah talk your shit queen i do hate that i'm directly after a lot of like come on guys i actually think this is like

They did this on purpose Oh right his girlfriend I think you deserve to be higher than Ludwig I don't think that's true I can't believe he's this low on the list Wait really? Yeah I think he's a fantastic streamer I think Cutie deserves more than Ludwig

No I thought she's too low and I think he's too low Would you place Cutie above Ludwig or below Ludwig? I would place Cutie above Ludwig Oh so you think cutie is worse than ludwig no no i think she is better no you've already let your position known misogynist no no no i don't think i'm better i mean no no i don't remember a better person i think ludwig is a far worse streamer than cutie cinderella that's what i think too he puts so much more effort in than I do. No, he doesn't. You still have shine. Think about it this way. You're a woman and have had to overcome

so much more adversity than he has ever, that he could ever imagine. He's a white guy. He just turns on the camera. He's white, attractive, a jock. Right? Yeah.

Gabe is laughing. Gabe is laughing at the jock mention. But you have had to overcome so many more obstacles I would put you above it I'd put you at number one Hola, me llamo Austin Y me encanta cutie Cinderella

Monami Austin Where did you learn to Parle a Spanish Wow, cutie I'm so happy you'd ask I learned a little bit of Spanish From Rosetta Stone Wow, you? Little happy you'd ask. Yeah. I learned a little bit of Spanish from Rosetta Stone. Wow. You, little old you, could learn it?

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Visit www.rosettastone.com slash fear. That's unlimited access to 25 language courses for the rest of your life. Redeem your holiday offer at www.rosettastone.com slash fear today for yourself or as a gift that keeps giving. Wow. No, that makes no sense. No, but I genuinely would put you higher in general. Okay, thanks. I needed that.

Because the list gets a little crazy as we move forward. Amaranth, iconic. Sorry, it's obligatory. I'm Dante. Dante's hype. I like Dante being here. Deserved. Iron Mouse also deserved. Sketch.

Sketch. Bruce. This was a little shocking. Does Bruce still stream? I saw Bruce quit. Yeah, I don't know why he's... I thought he quit. And. Yeah, I don't know why he's... I thought he quit. And then this is like, eh, womp womp. Why?

But it's pretty funny. That's Drake's guy. DJ Akademik's Drake's guy. He loves Drake. Also a Hasanabi head. But scroll down real quick on the paragraph. I love that they're like, We shouldn't forget that he's currently facing a sexual misconduct lawsuit.

Oh. Oh. Oh. What the fuck? Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy to put that in there while also being like, but he's still, hey, he's still got motion. He's a tippity top. But he's got 95,000 followers.

No, no, no. DJ Academics has a lot more than that. Why do they say that? Okay. They're just putting him on the Rumble as his main platform, I think. Agent. Agent, well-deserved. Agent.

Looking skinny. Max also had a banger year. All the FaZe boys had a banger year. I'm very excited. I want... I'm embarrassed to ask Nephew this specifically, but I want him to link me up with, with, with Jared McCain.

He's the, he's the 76ers player, the basketball player that they've like collab with and stuff before. The one who's always like singing songs and painting his nails. I really love him. Jason called me on the way here and I didn't answer. I think he's amazing. You can call him right now and ask him.

Yeah. He's going to ask me if he won this award. That's what he keeps asking me. I'm going to tell him. Okay, he's going to air me. He's going to air me, auntie. It's because I didn't answer him. Fair is fair. Karma's a bitch.

I should have known better. Karma's a bitch. Should have known better. Well, he hates me, so... Jason's fire. Okay, Jason, number nine. Even though he hates you? Yeah.

XQC. XQC. W. He, Jason, number nine. Even though he hates you? Yeah. XQC. XQC. W. He'll always be an icon. Phantom. Phantom. I will say, when the whole world is saying Phantom tax, you got to be in the top ten. What is this fucking filter for all these photos?

I don't know. I thought mine looked good. I don't even know where that picture's from. I have no clue where they found that picture of me. Pokey, also iconic. He's iconic. Hassan! I don't understand how you could have been ranked this high.

Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. Pull that guy back. Bring him to the teens. Yeah, this guy sucks, dude. Boo. Boo, boo this man. He sucks. What has he done?

You don't think you were attractive back then? I think I was getting better looking at that point, but that's like my most dolled up version with that hair. We got to get you singing like some Hoyser songs. I look like a cult leader usually. Exactly. You ever going to get your hair back like that? No.

Fuck no. I did not like having long hair. Nasty. It's just like too much upkeep. But it isn't necessarily his background that makes Piker a great streamer. He's hot, sure. But he's also funny on it. Who wrote this? Glaze!

W Glaze. Levi Winslow wrote it. W Glaze, dog. That's who wrote it. Put some respect on it, dude. Piker is something of an elder brother to his chat. Some folks look up to and aspire, which makes sense considering Avi and his name is Turkish for elder brother.

Is that true? Yeah, older brother. Avi is honorific. I had no clue. Congrats. We've been calling him honorable brother for a long time. No, he's honorific. He's an older brother. Older brother.

Yeah. Duke. Duke at number four. I feel like, I mean, he, I guess it's the aura, you know? Yeah. It's the aura, no matter what. If you're known for having aura, then you got it. Yeah.

This is crazy. And then Cutie Cinderella's own best collab. Nominee. Nominee, Aiden Ross, making it up to the third point of those lays. I like how they casually say he's... Aiden also quit streaming, didn't he? No, he just quit Kick. Oh, he quit Kick? Where is he streaming? Yeah, there's drama now with him and Kick.

We don't know where he's going to land. We don't know where he's going to land. Yeah, he's been banned from every platform. He should open a new platform. Yeah, called the Nevermind. You'd have to bleep it out. I think it's kind of crazy and Aiden Ross being third place on this list just basically

shows me that one, cancel culture is not real. Of course not. It's never been real. And two, it doesn't really matter. As long as you have clout, it does not matter what you've done. People just don't give a shit anymore. You could have Nazis on your show. I mean, he did a stream with Donald Trump.

It's hard to like. That's the freaking president. Yeah, but I'm saying he literally was hanging out with Holocaust deniers. Yeah, that sucks when that happens. For sure. It's not ideal. I'm just saying, this isn't like a diss on him or anything. It's just fascinating that, yeah.

Yeah, it's just, I think it's a direct representation that, like, everybody that talks about cancel culture is just doing wishful thinking in their minds, I think. Yeah. Let's go to the next one. Except for me. Everybody tries to cancel me and they number two is well deserved well deserved i think i think the number one the number one of the list is speed and it's like this has been kai and speed's year for sure yeah and you know i'm a little partial to speed i really love him as a america's cultural ambassador so

yeah great list great list i do think you got snubbed, though, Cutie, for sure. I shouldn't be on the list. You think I got snubbed? Yeah, you got snubbed. You should have. Maybe next year, guys. Maybe they said there's a 40-hour stream minimum that you didn't hit. Oh, you're right.

You want to hear about some things that I've been fucking pissed about? Yeah. All right. right you want to hear about some things that i've been fucking pissed about all right have you guys ever dealt with the fucking solar people yeah they're the new mormons no this is so okay yes i'm yes and this is so what no this is like such this is this is a new problem yes yes they have been harassing me. Yeah, they go door to door. Yeah, but harassing me. In what way?

I was walking out of my house the other day to go get some ice cream. And I walk out. It's like 8.30 at night. And around the corner in the dark, solar lady. Name tag and everything. Okay. And I'm like, ma'am, I, you know, I'm not,

you know, Oh, she's like, can you sell it? And I, I feel so bad. So like, I'm going answering all her questions and acting interested, thinking that maybe she'll give me a card and then she'll go away.

And eventually like, she will not go away. She was sitting there for 20 minutes and I was like, Oh, I don't know. You know what I usually say? I usually say like, as soon as I figure out they're selling me something be like oh my gosh you are probably so incredible at this job but i'm not buying i literally told you that i told

her that i said i respect the fact that you're doing this for 20 minutes no i told her that very quickly i was like look i told her i said hey i said hey ma'am i really appreciate you coming to my door and trying to sell me this. I was like, let me tell you what's going to happen. I'm going to act interested. I'm going to lead you on and then I'm not going to buy anything. That's what you said to her? I literally told her that. Why did you say you're going to lead her on?

Because, so I was like, instead of doing that, I'm going to respectfully say, I don't want to waste your time and you should move on. Yes. I was like, I want to be respectful of your time. I don't want to waste your time. So you should move on because I'm not going to buy anything. She took that as a challenge. And she kept going.

So finally, I told her I hate the environment. You slapped her in the face. I said, I don't like the environment. And you said, I voted for Donald Trump. And I voted for Donald Trump. And I don't care about anything And you said I voted for Donald Trump And I voted for Donald Trump And I don't care about anything And we're all going to die And that's when she finally left

Yeah I don't know I'll be honest That's what you're mad about today I'm not mad about it You started this off with I don't know I'm just trying to talk about something. That's okay. That was good. You have things

to talk about? Nobody had any issues. Oh! Did you get your bill? Do you have anything before I... Yes, I got my bill. I got my hospital bill and I prepared to pull it up right now. Really? Uh-huh. So I want you guys to...

So for those of you that missed this part, I was in the hospital for two days, took an ambulance to the hospital, and ate a bunch of food, had an emergency room visit, and I finally received my bill. I'm going to speculate. I haven't gotten the ambulance bill yet. Can you give me the number? Yeah. Okay.

This is pre or post insurance? This is insurance is already calculated. So you want to just know what the bill was and then you want to guess what the bill was. Just guess how much the bill was. Okay. This is your part of the coverage. Like what I'm going to have to pay? Yeah. Guess what I'm going to have to pay? Yeah.

Guess what I'm going to have to pay. Oh, $9,300 because that's your maximum. Okay. But I think the insurance coverage, that's your out-of-pocket max. But you've already probably expended quite a bit of that. So I don't know if you have to cover too much of it, but I think the bill is going to be around $38,452. I was thinking like $16,000.

Damn. What is it? I'll be honest, y'all. I was shocked. He used a coupon. I don't know what I did at this hospital. I don't know who the fuck I knew. But I only owe $2,960.

Oh, I'm talking the total bill. The total bill was $8,800. That's remarkable. For two days in the clinical observation. Honestly, nice staycation. Yeah. Honestly, nice staycation. Yeah. Honestly, great. Great.

It was like a Four Seasons. Yeah. Trump's America, dude. The hospital prices are going down already. Yep. So I don't know what it was. Now, I keep getting multiple bills. I don't know if it's done yet, but I got a doctor bill.

You'll get the ambulance bill separate. Yeah, that'll be separate. But I got the hospital bill, but I don't know if there's going to be separate doctor bills that are coming in. But I've already, I don't know. I'm just waiting. So right now, my- But for your stay, that was only eight grand? $8,800.

I mean, that's still a lot of money, but that's like shocking. And my insurance coverage, $ coverage six thousand something of it i thought you were yeah i thought you would hit your out-of-pocket max i don't even know what's happening but i'm just very shocked well that's not too bad then yeah you might just have really good insurance i think maybe i definitely pay i pay like 500 a month for it i'm gonna send you something babe because we need to talk about... You guys have probably seen this, no? Lindsay Lohan's new face?

No. You haven't? Send it in the group chat. Okay, I'm going to send it in the group chat. I'm going to have you pull it up. Essentially, there is like a witch hunt going on to figure out where the heck Lindsay Lohan got her new face. If you haven't seen... A few years ago, when Lindsay Lohan kind of new face if you haven't seen a few like years ago when Lindsay Lohan

kind of like came back to the scene everyone was like what is going on like what because she has she had just like a bunch of crazy filler and stuff um gosh dang it every single time you open a photo it's takes you to some annoying person's blog and it's like chill okay so i'm gonna send this to you first ignore that ignore that right now that that's for later oh okay so this is lindsey lohan with like all of her filler like you know you know not aging the most with grace. Yeah, let's see. But then she gets this new doctor. And she's stunning. So this is her before.

This is a lot of filler. Yeah. So this is, obviously, you can see filler in lips. You can see filler in cheeks. You can see filler nearly everywhere. It's all over the place. Yeah, Botox,'t that wow she looks great no that's not photoshopped is it is the next one i'm sending you opening it's being weird on mine it's sending it like that i don't know why okay i downloaded us a virus

cool open it with paint why not oh photos okay oh it worked oh my gosh look at her wait what is she on the right yes wow that's what she looks like on the right now yes that's what she looks like now yes wow she had a whole new face wow she looks great what the fuck is she been airbrushed? No, that's just her face. Nah. Guys, okay. Is there a video? Google Lindsay Lohan new face and just do images. It's insane.

Hold on. Has she been like... Oh my gosh. She looks like a filter. Why does she look so much better what happened i don't know so everyone's like on this witch hunt to figure out who the frick this doctor is that fixed her face it's not the doctor i think okay are you ready for this you can dissolve filler i think it's a clone i think they killed lindsey lohan and they cloned her well i don't and it's not

even a good clone it just looks like a different person. But they're just like, yeah, that's Lindsay Lohan. It's like, okay, sure. Well, it gets even deeper. Now, Google Jennifer Aniston's new face. Apparently, everyone is going to this new doctor. Okay, she doesn't look that much different. Hers isn't that different. She doesn't look that much different. And she looks worse.

I also think she looked better in January. Maybe she's just been aging. Yeah. Okay, maybe this was the wrong example. Maybe it was Courtney Cox's new face. Or who's that one? Something happened wrong. These are both bad examples.

I've forgotten my other example. Brooke Shields, I think, maybe. Brooke Shields, that's not the right one. What is happening with all these celebrities? Why the fuck are their faces so busted? They get a lot of stuff done, okay? Oh my God. I don't think this is it.

No, she just aged. I don't think she even did anything. No, there's some... Will you guys ever get plastic surgery? Someone went to Lindsay Lohan's doc. Celebrity with new faces. It was someone. I'll tell you.

It was someone with Lindsay Lohan. And it was like a plethora of them had new faces. And it was crazy. But I seem to have gotten all my white women confused. It's okay. They all look alike. But they all look like Lindsay Lohan, like this new filtered face,

and no one knows what it is. You would think that that doctor would like everybody to know because he would get a lot of business. Yeah. But then again, people don't want to... Lindsay Lohan does live in Dubai. She does.

Yeah. Oh, interesting. So it could be something like that. I mean, that is a fantastic job. Isn't that crazy? I have this theory... It's like a life-changing face. So it could be something like that. I mean, that is a fantastic job. Isn't that crazy? I have this theory. It's like a life-changing face. I have this theory that like our perception of everybody thinks plastic surgery bad, you're

going to fuck up your face. Yeah. I think a lot of, and that's with a lot of cosmetic procedures, I think most of them are actually good. We just only see the bad ones. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And so I think most of the cosmetic things that are done

actually make people look better but you don't notice it that's why i wish people would be a little more transparent about that because like i like i don't know i don't have any plastic surgery and i'm like a little afraid of it and i like i've never even done botox i want to i think but i'm too afraid why are you afraid needles ew y. I have Botox in my forehead right now. I know, but needles suck. Look. It moves. I mean, barely. It's supposed to be that way. Yeah, okay.

Like, it's supposed to have a little light movement. I'm trying to find who else is the person. So why won't you get Botox? You should totally get Botox. Because I'm afraid of it. Because you can get, there's this thing called Botox botulism that you can die from getting Botox in your face. Sorry. Shouldn't have told you. Wait, no, no, no. It's a thing. Wait, I'm sure you knew that. this thing called Botox botulism that you can die from getting Botox in your face.

Sorry. Shouldn't have told you. Wait, no, no, no. It's a thing. Wait, I'm sure you knew that. I've gotten Botox a million times. I'm sure you've knew that. Yeah, but that's if you go get it in like some back alley. Wait, you can still move them.

Yeah, but I can't move them as much as I... Both of us have the same answer. I can't move them as much as I... They used to move like crazy. Yeah, they used to move like crazy. I want a natural look, so I get them softened. It's a softened look. I only get like 20 units, 25 units.

Raise your eyebrows. Oh, boy. Yeah, you definitely need... Oh, boy. You're going to need some Botox. You definitely need the tox. You should get it. We should go together.

I'm too afraid. I can move my ears to look... I can move my ears, too. I can't. Can you do that? No. I have a my ears too. I can move my ears too. I can't. Can you do that? No. I have a very expressive face. Yeah, we know.

Anyway. He doesn't fuck with you. Neither do you. What? I've been so nice today. That's why I need Will back. I've been so nice. I miss him.

Okay. What? Anyway, I was just saying you should get bow ties. I mean, I don think you i want to get lindsey lohan's face i just wish i could get a list of everything that margot robbie's done to her face and the doctor and i could just go get a copycat i think you look great i don't think that's my dream you just want to look like margot robbie yeah okay fair i'm pulling up my other stuff i've got other stuff yeah what is it scroll up um and we're gonna watch this video i was scrolling across twitter and evidently this husband who had a two-year affair with his uh with his wife who had a child no you're saying the husband had an

affair on her yes while having a wife with a child yes while having a wife with a child. Yes. While having a wife with a child and the wife found out about it. And the, I guess her, his way of, or her way of getting even with him and maybe saving the relationship is to do a humiliation ritual in the middle of a mall. Roll it. What did he say

this is more embarrassing for her. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, unfortunately. It's a little bit... So I saw this and that was my reaction. It's a little unhinged. Yeah, I kind of see why the affair happened. That was mean, Hassan.

That was mean. That wasn't a nice thing to say. That was the most man thing you could have possibly said i mean this is a completely unacceptable thing that he did i just i think it's so fucking ridiculous but also what the fuck is she doing she clearly wants him to suffer but she doesn't know how to make him suffer this is not a very healthy way to yeah i get get leave him queen yeah she should leave him queen i'm also surprised that he doesn't just leave her question mark like he

didn't have to go to the mall and do this I don't understand I mean do you think this is real no you don't think this is real I don't think anything is real I'm so sorry I can't stop coughing I don't think anything online is real

including lindsey lohan i think lindsey lohan has been cloned and it's the clone that you're looking at and you think she's hot you think a clone is hot and it's not even a clone really it's just a different person that they're saying is lindsey lohan i don't know how to argue with him but debate one my favorite thing yeah now we can have thanksgiving dinner um my favorite thing saying is Lindsay Lohan. I don't know how to argue with him. But... Debate one. My favorite thing... Yeah, now we can have Thanksgiving dinner. My favorite thing is Martha Stewart has a new documentary that's out. Have you guys watched it? No.

No. What? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? What the fuck do I care about Martha Stewart's documentary? Maybe she's an icon. He has a pass. You're gay. What's wrong with you? We don't like Martha Stewart? No, the gays love Martha Stewart. I said she's an icon he has a pass you're gay what's wrong with you we don't like martha stewart no the gays love martha i said she's an icon i know why haven't you watched it i just i didn't have time i really thought we were just on a plane what happened what the fuck did martha stewart i was on a plane for two hours i don't i don't have netflix didn't she do

tax evasion yeah iconic iconic okay that one is cool oh also she's hot yeah martha's hot yeah martha stewart's got some mammaries on her, right? Am I crazy? Don't talk about her mammaries. Are you talking about Martha Stewart's tits? Are you saying like a mammogram? She's 80 years old. Are you talking into mammary?

Let her. Yeah, like boobs. Can you call them mammaries? Women get all, they go their entire life. Can you show Martha Stewart naked, please? No! Pull it up, Gabe. Come on, Gabe.

It was Martha Stewart Sports Illustrated number one. Yeah, that one. She's not naked. naked please no put up gabe come on gabe you know it was martha stewart sports illustrated number one yeah that that one she's not naked you can pull up martha stewart she's great anyway documentary on netflix and she's iconic martha stewart is incredible woman and nothing could ever make me hate martha stewart including the whole time on the documentary all of her employees being like yeah she was a bitch to work for and i was like yeah she was period yeah exactly i'm like yeah no she was for sure um is it like is it like a hit piece documentary no it's just like a this is freaking martha stewart and this is like she's a very smart the bitch yeah it's martha bitch yeah she's like the first influencer ever really when you think about it respect Yeah, respect. You know?

And so the funniest thing for all of it, though, is she talks about how she fell in love and got married, goes to Italy. On her honeymoon, she goes to the cathedral, and they're listening to the choir. And her husband stays at the hotel, but she's at the cathedral listening to the choir, and she's taken away, and it's so romantic and there's a uh a foreign man who she's never met from italy and they kiss oh so she cheats on her husband during her

honeymoon okay you're like iconic okay we like that iconic iconic you like respect queen she can do it yeah it's martha bitch martha can do it and so then like fast forward she didn't cheat on her fucking taxes though let me tell you um big daddy irs came down swinging stop bringing up her taxes yeah so fast forward the documentary talks about she talks about how her husband cheated on her throughout their marriage and how she's like ladies i know what a piece of shit she's like ladies if a man cheats on you, leave his ass. I wasn't strong enough, but you should be. And then the producer goes, well, didn't you cheat on him first?

And she goes, she's like, on our honeymoon in Italy in the cathedral? No, that's different. That was emotional. It was just an emotional moment. That's different. That was emotional. It was just an emotional moment. That's different. That's not real. And he's like, yeah, but you also talked about, like, hooking up with someone in the office when he worked in the office. Like, that Irish man.

Like, you said you had an affair with an Irish man when you worked in corporate or whatever. And she's like, no, that was different. That was different. So the producer's, like, low-key calling her out like, well, do you think maybe since you cheated on him, that's why he cheated on you? Unacceptable. Because at one point she told him that she had the affair and then he claimed that that's the reason he ever cheated on her

is because like, oh, she cheated first, so screw it. Childish. And she goes, no, no, I never admitted the affair to him. And then the producer's like, but you said you did. And she's like, I did? Well, it was different. She's just gaslighting. It was so iconic.

It was just funny. So you talk about cancel culture not existing, and there are just certain people like Martha Stewart who can get away with anything. She went to jail for tax evasion? That part I don't really care about. She's iconic. Yeah, no, you love crime i do

and not tax evasion that's like definitely not a good crime why because rich people do it and it's kind of fucked up i've never tax evaded yes you have i'm scared i've tax evaded on accident you probably have don't admit that on the broadcast you're good you're cooked no that's not how it works they're gonna come after you, as long as you didn't know, you're fine. Yeah, that's how the law works. And I really get... Ignorance of the law is always a good defense. Taxes are too confusing.

Well, yeah, if you take your taxes and you give them to three separate CPAs, they'll all come out with a different number. Yeah, why? That doesn't make sense. Why can't the government tell us how much we owe exactly? They know. Do you want me to... Don't. we owe exactly. They know. Do you want me to? Don't.

I don't want to know. Do you want me to tell you? He's going to say something. Because they do that in Norway. They send you a bill at the end of the year, and it's fine. Like, they do it already. But in the U.S., they don't do that. In the United States, they don't do that because there's a secondary market that is a private mediator that makes billions of dollars a year basically doing your taxes for you.

Like travel agents. That's the whole purpose. It doesn't need to exist, but they lobbied the government to purposely make it as difficult as possible. Like the suicide hotline. And to not offer... What?

Wait, what? A third-party agent that makes money off of our despair. The suicide hotline can't just be for free how do they make money do they you're like i'm gonna kill myself and then the suicide lines they put your credit card number down please is that how you think they say what's that no i called the suicide hotline once respectfully oh uh it's fine don't be for your credit um yeah and they asked me no suicide i but like you called them yeah was it wait don't touch me like i've never tried to kill myself hold on hold

on did you listen to the logic song though yeah i listened to logic song so i can memorize the number i was like um but i don't want to be alive they uh is that what made you want to do it yeah it was logic the song was actually counterintuitive um but like if you think how do they do that they can't just do it for free they've got to be paid somebody's got to fund them who has who's probably the deep state i assume it's probably if it's if the government, if it's a government thing, and I assume it is, it's probably, yeah, it's health and human services. Health and human, so my taxes? Yeah.

Oh, it all goes back. See, I was right. I want to be alive. Taxes. Told you. I didn't even know it was 988. I don't know. The older.

Say it to me like I know. The older I get, the like I know The older I get The more I understand Why people do drugs Oh Yeah why Life just The older you get

Just life just kind of sucks What You don't do Okay Nope continue I don't know I'm not gonna be our commentators She's right

Maybe that's You don't do shit Why the fuck do you wanna die I don't wanna die He wants to do drugs I don't wanna do drugs What hard drugs do you want to die? I don't want to die. He wants to do drugs. I don't want to do drugs. What hard drugs do you want to do?

It's because your life is boring. That's right. And you have no conflict. That's why. I need conflict? Your biggest conflict. Yes. You need to like overcome struggle.

Your life is literally so cushy. You work like three hours a week max. You've got to count his flight. His flight counts as work time. I have a show that next week. You work like three hours a week max. You gotta count his flight. His flight counts his work time. I have a show that next week. You work like, okay, six hours a week max and you don't do shit. And you're living a fucking healthy, happy life, traveling whenever the fuck you want,

going to watch like the Vikings. That's it. That's the only thing you got going on that's like unique. You need hobbies you need to pick up hobbies you need to get better at shit oh you should do woodworking not to not to read you to filth but like that's what it is that's why my life ain't boring i love i love my life there's constant conflict maybe it's a little too much but you know austin imagine you are sitting at the coffee shop doing your wood whittling you're making one

of those weird chains that they make out of wood that's still attached to the block yeah that could be you you know what i was actually thinking and you smell like wood people love that i was actually thinking uh-huh i was on the phone yesterday and i was like i i could literally be a pilot a commercial airline pilot and still stream the same amount that I stream now. I would have all that time to do that. I could go be a commercial airline pilot, have a full-time job, work for an airline, and still just do this. I'd probably

miss the podcast a little bit more often. We'd have to schedule it on my flight schedule. Bish, if you're not in your seat on wednesday at 7 p.m wait we're okay so what's our new time uh thursday it's thursdays can we do it a little earlier i feel like we're too cooked it's this guy thursday it's six no come on dude also if it's a six cutie's gonna show up at seven anyway so yeah six is fine i guess i don't know six is six oh don't even i don't know you're gonna show up without cookies that so yeah six is fine i guess i don't know six is six oh don't even i

don't know you're gonna show up without cookies that's what you're gonna fucking do okay it'll be a miracle if i show up next week you know what is next week what stream rewards yay streamer words i'm gonna be here i'm exhausted you're not gonna be here no no why no i'm kidding i will be going to ox, but he's flying back. Yeah. The day of. The stream awards? Yeah.

When do you leave for Oxford? Let me figure. Are you missing red carpet? Anybody figure that out? I don't know. I'm going to be. I can't reveal exactly. Wait. Judy.

Are you. Have you announced your co-host? No. When are you announcing it? Can you tell us? You have. Who's your co-host? I do have a co-host. Who announcing it? Can you tell us? Who's your co-host? I do have a co-host.

Who is it? There's an announcement coming out next week. Who is it? Tell us. What day? We'll bleep it. I think it's coming out on Tuesday. Who is it? It's...

Are you bleeping it? Yes. Whoa. Yeah, exciting. That's so exciting. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. That's so exciting. Yeah, it's going to be fun. That's so exciting. I don't know what I'm going to wear.

You haven't figured out your outfit yet? No, maybe on the Patreon I'll show you the VOD where I tried on dresses and you guys can tell me. I actually don't even know what I'm going to wear either. Oh. But I guess it's not that important. Wait, I have an outfit for you that I saw on that VOD. Wait, really? Yeah.

Okay, perfect. Because I wanted Ludwig to wear it and then everyone in chat said he couldn't pull it off. Is it expensive? No. Is it too gay? It's fashion district, so it's like you can even haggle. Oh, really? Okay.

It's the Thanksgiving episode, so we've got to go around and say what we're thankful for. Okay. Okay. I'm thankful for the Minnesota Vikings having an 8-2 season so far. 9-2. 9-2 season so far. Why are you taking what I'm thankful for?

It's fantastic. I love watching the games with my family. I really hope we win the conference this year. Things are really looking up, and I think there's a bright future ahead Despite the fact that we've had such Tumultuous seasons in the past That's nothing of what I was going to say

What were you going to say bitch No you go first What are you thankful for I'm Minnesota Vikings 9-2 Kitty what are you thankful for I want to go last I'm thankful for my job and that I have a job. I think that's nice.

And I like that I have a job. And I'm thankful for it. I'm thankful for my friends. And I'm thankful for my family. And I'm thankful for my community. This past year has been kind of rough. I'm just thinking my family. And I'm thankful for my community. This past year has been, you know, kind of rough. I'm just thinking. He's being gay.

No, this past year has been kind of rough. There's been a lot of ups and downs. But through it all, a lot of people have stuck with me. And I really appreciate them. And I wouldn't be able to do what i do without all of the people that i except for cutie who forgot to bring me cookies today bitch wow it was so nice the reason why i was extra misogynistic on this stream is on this i was hoping it was gonna come out it was because i read it wrong because cutie cinderella did not

bring fucking cookies and i'm not even kidding you. Commenters, watchers, listeners alike. I literally was eating a protein Pop-Tart before the podcast. And in my mind, I was thinking, oh, man, I bet Cutie made some cookies. It's going to be awesome. I was so fucking excited. I'm so fat. I forgot.

Do you have any Oreo bars in the freezer? Ice cream podcast. Ice cream episode. Fuck yeah, I'm going to eat mac and cheese in that on the Patreon. Patreon ice cream episode. I am thankful for stability. We ended right here. Oh no.

I am thankful for stability. I feel like I'm at a point in my life where I am so stable. Why are you laughing at him? And comfortable, and I'm very thankful for that. Why are you laughing at me? I'm stable and comfortable. He's got his job. I've got his job.

I've got my job. And I'm stable and I'm comfortable. And he's stable and he's comfortable. And look, just because I don't work as much as they do doesn't mean I can't be thankful. You should be even more thankful. I'm very thankful. Honestly. And you know what?

Look, I'm 31 years old. I've been doing this since I was 19. Yes, I have. Are you retiring? No. From what? The three hours of work that he does a month, a week? Look, and I look forward to a 2025 filled with so much content.

Well. And I'm thankful for this podcast. It's the one thing I look forward to every single week. It's the only thing you do, Austin. Yeah, we are your stability. You know what? And I respect that. only thing you do austin yeah we are your stability you know what and i know and i respect that no matter how much i do in the future uh-huh people will always say i don't do anything and i

accept that they you know what actually you want to know something real talk i have always my entire career even when i streamed back when i streamed four hours a day uh-huh every four days a week four or five days a week which is still less than what he streams now even back then four hours a day every four days a week four or five days a week which is still less than what he streams now even back then four hours a day was not cutting it it was eight hours straight hour a day streamer and then you're a full-time streamer four hours a day you didn't stream that you weren't a streamer and then it went down to three every point you're a podcaster now i'm a podcaster you went from two hours a week to to literally just only doing two hours of a podcast. I was looking back at my Discord announcements.

I've dropped down to three hours a week in 2019. Wow. Three days a week, I mean, in 2019. Yeah. That was five years ago. Anyway, I'm thankful for you all. What a privilege. Yes. That was five years ago. Anyway, I'm thankful for you all. What a privilege. Yes, and we're thankful to the subscribers

who keep coming back and subscribing to the podcast at patreon.com slash fear and and we'll see you on the other side of the paywall. We're going to get raunchy with it. I'm going to show more meat. Oh. Yay. So tomorrow I'm just going to watch football on the plane.

Does anyone know any good Black Friday deals? I don't know. Nobody does Black Friday anymore. Okay, Richie. Yeah, what? Some of us are looking for a bargain. Yeah. You're talking about a $13,000 fridge you bought.

What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm going to go on Black Friday. I'm going to buy a cheaper one. Yeah, he's going to buy a cheaper one. You're going to buy a second fridge? Yeah. People are stocking up. What about the zombie apocalypse?

What about COVID, too? I have a take on the Black Friday thing. Let him have it. I love Thanksgiving. It's probably my favorite holiday. Oh, boo-boo. I don't know why you're such a fucking hater. You can't boo to someone's favorite thing.

Yeah.