Fear& - HasanAbi Is A Mean Girl | Fear&

Episode Date: September 2, 2024

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Oh my God, Cutie is making up for her previous racism. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another exciting episode of the Fear Ann podcast, where we are joined by three out of the four hosts, Will, who is still dead from a self-sucking incident, but the return of cutie. Oh, she just hit the camera. Get out. I just hit the camera. Fiona's in here farting. Get out of here, Fiona.

Oh, Fiona does fart a lot. Fiona, you got to get out of here. She's old. Come on. She farts a lot. Okay. We're back with the triple team, triple stack, and honestly. The threesome.

Right off the jump, the threesome. Will they, won't they? Everyone's talking about it. Who's going to have sex with me first? That's the question. You guys had a will they, won't they thing going on, and then I kind of forced myself into having one with him. Everybody knows I'm your platonic top.

You had this for like two years, Austin. I know, but people are starting to believe it. They're not. No one is believing it. No, no, no, they are. I promise. No one believes it. No, people, like people, like I've been reading some comments.

People are like, I started watching you guys because I thought you were dating. Anyway, I think it's ridiculous. Oh, I saw that. I saw that one TikTok comment. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Which was funny. And everyone doesn't believe it so much that they literally made a meme out of it, which

is why, you know, you're still trying. It's okay. No, no, no. You put your alt account out there on TikTok. No, no i'm not gonna talk about this okay well anyway aside from the will they won't they uh let's address the elephant in the room cutie cinderella is did the most racist thing you could do oh my god which is also the most mormon thing yeah which is i had church she saw that i had uh she saw that i had a wonderful guest okay who happened to be black not only cinderella cutie cinderella did a crime okay it's not a crime to be racist yeah freedom of speech it should be yeah it should be cutie cinderella bailed on the pod when she found out that there were two wonderful comedians who are on the pod who happen to be black.

Address the room, please. We would have been friends, first of all. We would have gotten along swimmingly. Second of all, I had cramps from hell. Don't touch. What is it? Oh, well, that's normal. Don't worry, I would never touch you in any other capacity.

It's just bothering me. Go ahead. I had cramps from hell and I couldn't sleep. I have this thing. It happened last night, too. I couldn't sleep. Whenever we set the podcast, I can't sleep. Could you not sleep last night?

No, I couldn't sleep last night. I had an awful dream about Will. Oh, my God. He was so mean to me. Oh me oh god he was the type of mean that's like scary what did he do explain so i was having oh coffee it's not mine he ordered mine later i did cuties don't worry everybody yeah don't worry i ordered her coffee she's like i'll order my own but i knew that was a test so i ordered it wasn't a test i I'll order my own, but I knew that was a test. So I ordered her coffee. It wasn't a test. I would have ordered my own.

Oh, thank you. Do you want my coffee? No, I don't. No, she wanted a hot vanilla latte, which I ordered for her. So I decided to have like an announcement thing for streamer awards. Like in my brain, I'm planning an event in my sleep. And I got everyone in this conference room for something. And everyone comes dressed up.

And that's where I was going to announce nominees. Right. And so everyone's there, whatever. And all of a sudden, it's 20 minutes before we're supposed to go live and do the announcements. And I realized I never did nominations. Like I never posted them. So my choice was to just choose people or like try to get nominations in 20 minutes nightmare so I'm stressed and I go in a closet

and I'm talking there I am and there's Austin and I'm talking to Caroline for like two minutes and then Will comes walking in and he's like what is up with you and I was like I'm a little stressed he's like you're always stressed you're always bitching you're always moaning and he was like what is up with you and i was like i'm a little stressed he's like you're always stressed you're always bitching you're always moaning and i was like whoa that's fucked up will but also true it's not i'm not always bitching and moaning i am seldomly bitching and moaning um and he's like you're such a cry baby you're this you're that and i was like will i don't want the attitude right now you don't know what it's like and he went so crazy on me he did that thing where he grinds his teeth like in the dream and he was like you're gonna regret this and i was like oh my god i was like a little afraid oh my god and so i woke up like

stressed out that will was gonna kill me have you talked to him since no i fell asleep at freaking 4 a.m this morning i had that dream at 6 a.m i woke up at 7 a.m i also can we i can't sleep if i have to get up at a certain time yeah we need to stop scheduling our podcast we need to just do it on a show up roll in yeah we need to be like we need to be like we we need to be like a vibe podcast we'll be like this is the day we're doing our podcast when everybody's ready and they get up it's kind of like you're on vacation it's like you get up yeah whenever you get up no yeah i am an adult this motherfucker a schedule that i stick to and i make accommodations beyond that all the time this is like the maximum so this is this is what he did to me this morning i get a text at 8 a.m

this motherfucker wants to go to the park yeah so i was like i wanted to sleep in but i was like i need to be a good friend and go with my friend to the park you didn't have to come i just like was floating the idea to you knowing full well that you actually weren't going to come but you actually surprised me yeah no he he did those things like you want to go i was like yeah yeah sure he's like all right we're leaving i'm like wait so anyway he gets me up at 8 a.m wake up to a very loud text and then i end up going to the park with him and uh watching him play basketball for an hour yeah you just watch well i didn't know what we were doing he just said we're going to the park i thought we were going to go on a nice walk together there's a bunch of funny things that occurred here okay so first and said we're going to the park. I thought we were going to go on a nice walk together. There's a bunch of funny things that occurred here.

Okay, so first and foremost, when I go to the park, I usually will, if I'm going by myself, I just take Kai out, let her run a little bit, run a couple of routes with her. And then afterwards, when she gets tired, because she's a big girl, she gets tired

quick, she just kind of lays down and watches me play basketball, right? You're hoping Austin would do the same. Let it run a little bit. For Austin, I thought I know his ass is not going to work out today. Offensive.

I'm sorry if you said that. I know he wants to work out every day. We'll sweat a little bit. He can either A a walk around or run around the park with Kai if he wants to, or B throw the basketball around a little bit. So we get to the park and he's like, he just like takes a couple of shots. He's like, I'm not very good at basketball. I played soccer. Right. And I was like, all right, we know that actually, what was really funny about it is that he's got like he's got sweatpants on he's got converses on

and he's got a fucking black t-on so i'm thinking like this is athletic guard yeah it's bad but he's just standing in the shade i'm like austin why are you standing in the shade he goes i guess sunburned a lot i was like i've never seen you sunburned i've never seen you sunburned i was sunburned at ludwig's event oh yeah i got cooked i didn't see that you didn't you sunburned. I've never seen you sunburned. I was sunburned at Ludwig's event. Yeah. I got cooked. I didn't see that. You didn't look sunburned at all.

I was like, get the fuck out of the shade, bro. We're in the basketball court. You're just like standing in one corner of the court where there's a little bit of shade. Yeah. He's like, no, I'm gonna stay in the shade. I'm like, okay. And then I was like, okay, so why aren't you shooting? Like, might as well, you know, run around, like pass me the ball back.

And he goes, he goes he goes oh i don't want to sweat i hate sweating in my defense sweating is uncomfortable did you think what do you think you're going to the park i thought we were going to the park for like a nice leisurely stroll with kaya you thought you were hoping for a romantic morning no no no no not a romantic morning it wasn't like that i thought we were just to go for a walk with Kaya and like get, you know. And if the teeter-totters open, the teeter-totters open, I suppose. No, but like, you know, just like a nice walk with the dog, me and him. Nice conversation.

No, I'm listening to some music. I'm there to run around. A nice cool breeze. You know, you know, the nice morning where you go from shade to sun. It's perfect. With your significant other. Can we just like get back to one point, point though where Austin said he doesn't like sweating. He doesn't.

I don't. I can't get on your side. He's setting his boundaries. Yeah. That is insane. Thank you for defending me, Keeney. I don't enjoy sweating. It just doesn't feel good.

And then you went, oh, I didn't bring my like X's and clothes. I'm like, bro, you're wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt. But I also have to wear that on the plane later. He's got to wear it on the plane later. Yeah. See, this is the deal. But also, didn't you come from Camp Canute? Yes.

All my clothes are dirty as fuck. Oh, it sucks that Hassan doesn't own a washing machine. Yeah, I hate washing my clothes in other people's places. He burns them. That's true. I just wait. Diva Austin wait diva austin no no no now hold on okay i went typically what i do is i wait till i get home but i'm on day 16 of not being home holy are your cats alive who's watching them no my my parents i think the tub is just full no no i think i i've i've got i've got. What's your water bill going to look like this month?

Because you kept it running. I did check my water bill and I think I have a leak or something. It was like $700. Okay. You don't have a leak. You just leave it on when you leave the house. No, no, no. I don't.

I don't. I swear to God. Now that Hassan's here, he's, I mean, now that Hassan's not here, we need to talk about this product that we got him because he stinks. Wow. So bad. The moment he walked in, I was like, damn, he needs something to get rid of that stank. You know what he needs?

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Talk about that. Yeah, no, no, he did. So I started balling up with this young buck at the park. He's like, yo, why aren't you streaming right now? Oh, boy. Yeah, he came in hot. He came in locked with that little chamber. I know, and this kid walks up, probably like,

Hasan's like his idol. And the guy's like, yo, why aren't you streaming right now? Hasan just stone face ignores him. No, I said, I said, hey, I gotta get some runs in. You, okay, I don't know if you know this, but he is intimidating as fuck to anybody that is like,

if you were to meet, you're intimidating. Really? You don't even know it, that's the thing. But if I were to meet you as a stranger resting bitch face yeah yes yes you definitely have resting bitch face and like for people like us that are very sensitive but i had i had played basketball with him already before like he knows like i do remember the first time the first time at twitch con like the very first twitch con i ever went to i'm just a girly pop you had me come to like your meet your well not you somebody else named raj had me go to their like raj show meet and greet

and uh hasan was there and everyone else said hi to me besides yeah no i was like okay this guy's mad at me yeah no he doesn't like me okay so i've got a friend of mine i don't want to go into details but i've got a friend of mine that's come around here and he thinks that you don't like him sometimes wait really he'll he'll be like yo just i don't think he likes me because i'm homophobic no no no no that's what it is well no but he he's to this day i've told him i was like yo hasan talks about you and talking about how he likes you and like talks you up all the time and then like he'll like meet you in person again he'll be like yo i don't know if he likes me did you know hasan was the one who pushed ludwig off his motorcycle into a car yeah i did well i was also driving the car yeah it was impressive honestly what i did yeah i tried

to kill him i am sick i'm gonna say this like you're sick no i'm sick and tired of Hassan's fan cams everywhere. Hassan has his, his election blow up and someone needs to humble his ass. It's insane. It's way too crazy. It's insane. Why are you getting mad? Like, let me get my fucking flowers.

You're too fucking hot. Like you had like a low for like two years. That's crazy. That's what I'm saying. That's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying you weren't hot but like people kind of forgot about it for a minute and now they're back and it's insufferable i definitely i definitely like the long hair era was bad the long hair era was bad i was like so fucking out of shape sad depressed all the goddamn time like but anyway i look let people enjoy things you've got six more months anyway, look, let people enjoy things.

You've got six more months left. I've never let people enjoy things ever in my life. You know what's crazy about that? You fucking love Taylor Swift. Yeah, you guys don't let me enjoy her explicitly. Because your admiration for Taylor Swift

goes far beyond one fan cam that you saw on TikTok. You see one fan cam of mine on TikTok, you go, fuck this shit. No, I see a hundred and I'm sick of it. And I'm sick and tired of seeing your fucking armpits. Okay. I don't

see the same armpits. Oh, this is a fan cam, right? This is literally a fan cam. We're in the middle of a fan cam. This is our worst nightmare. Get me out of the fan cam. We're going to be scrolling on TikTok and we're going to be in the middle of the fucking fan cam losing our mind. It's like losing our

mind-ception because we'll be losing our mind. It's like losing our mind section because we're losing our mind watching ourselves lose our mind. I love gassing up my friends. Me too. Besides him. Yes. That's crazy. He's got too much gas. You're going to start a fire. The thing is, I don't do

anything with it. It's not like I'm so hot. He'll see another TikTok of someone being like, you guys ever watch this guy on twitch we like don't hear anything he's saying because you're just watching him but you know he's like trying his best and he's being a sweetie pie talking about politics but you don't hear any of it and then you watch that and you go yeah it's just reaction it's just like i don't know how to receive a compliment. He does this. He goes, you get so mad. He turns into a Muppet. No,

we got it. We got to talk about this. You get so mad when like, like random people hype me up for no reason. Like I still have that thing etched in my mind where it's like, I think it was like extra Emily and some other girl are talking and she's like, Oh,

what kind of Twitch streamers do you watch? And she was like, Oh, I watched this guy are talking and she's like oh what kind of twitch streamers do you watch and she was like oh i watched this guy he talks about politics name is hasan but i don't really listen to what he has to say he's just really hot and she called you daddy or something i don't know what she did i don't remember but like how am i not supposed to roll my eyes but i don't know how to like i don't know how to receive a compliment like that so i don't know how to receive a compliment well i just You don't know how to receive a compliment. Well, I just go, ha ha, that's funny. Like, what do you want me to... You're right.

Yeah, actually, hey. What am I supposed to say? Jury, I was wrong. You are right. You are supposed to laugh. You fucking daggered. You daggered me. You didn't even get mad at her.

You got mad at me. I would never get mad at another girl. Yeah, you were like, fuck this guy. Fuck a piece of shit. I'm like, I didn't do anything. So you're just supposed to laugh when you receive a compliment? How do you take a compliment? I don't. You don't like them. I didn't do anything. So you're just supposed to laugh when you receive a compliment? How do you take a compliment? I don't.

You don't like them. I don't like them. When QT walked in this morning, I said, damn. Mommy, you're looking hot. He said, mommy. Yeah, I did. And I said, thanks for bringing her up. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You fucker. Wow. On her birthday. Wait, is it her birthday? No, I just wanted you to feel bad. Oh, I don't. If you give QT a compliment, she'll be like, don't talk to me.

I do. You look good today. I don't know what the fuck's up with you. I think maybe I am projecting and I just want you to be miserable. But like, I don't understand. But like, it took me a while to say that out loud. Good for you. Thank you.

That's brave. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. This is how the pendulum swings, Hasan. And I'm just trying to keep your pendulum middle because have you seen what's happened with Blake Lively? I have not seen the updates. That was incredible.

There is one thing I wanted to say, but I think you did such a powerful segue that I'm just going to stop. No, no, no. You say. Go ahead. What I was going to say is. Do you want going to say nice to you for a week or something uh that would be phenomenal as a as a you know as a theory to see like as a busy i would like to see what it would look like i've never felt that from you so that would be nice no i'll do that for sure no because here's the thing guys you're yelling at me i need people in my fucking corner okay i'm not having a come up i'm not having a blow up you see some of my fans being like oh

yeah no he's hot which is good because it brings like more normal people into the into my community right but like there is so much you know there's already there's so much unimaginable hostility towards me online from like literally bad every fucking community so the one time people are like oh yeah this dude's actually kind of hot that's the one thing that they can't take away you know you're like no fuck that no i'll take it away i don't know i i think you need to be um the what he didn't know which angle to take. I don't know what angle. There are people that we don't mention on this podcast deliberately, but all of their fucking communities come after me on a daily goddamn basis.

Okay, you know what? We love that you're hot, okay? No, it's not even that. No. Let me have something. No, you continue being hot, okay? Yeah. And we appreciate you and we apologize, okay?

Profusely. Both of us, we're sorry. You're hot. speaking of hot people blake no no no no wait i was gonna what was i gonna say to that you um need us to be nicer yes as a group yes that would be nice need us to be nicer you've already feel humbled i it's not that humbled like i get an insane amount of hate online but i saw your census that's why this is where i was going i saw your census 64 of your audience is autistic wait what no i think it's is it is it that high i think it's like it's definitely majority

neurodivergent yeah really yeah we did it made so much sense to me. Okay. Because how the, because that almost was mean. Never mind. What were you going to say? Go ahead. No. Go ahead. This is not today. It's nice day.

Because you stream for an impressively long time and you're able to maintain attention spans. Wait, is ADD neurodivergent? Yes. Oh, my hypothesis is lost. Do you watch him? Neurodiversity is 64%. I have a confession to make. Neurodiversity.

Yeah, you're right. Neurodiversity in my community is 63.84%. That's an impressive amount. Brilliantdrink.github.io. Brilliantdrink.github.io. Wait, Austin was going to say something. I have a confession to make, and I mean this, and I'm not even joking.github.io Brilliantdrink.github.io Wait, Austin was going to say something about watching you. I have a confession to make, and I mean this, and I'm not even joking. Uh-oh.

At nighttime, I get into bed, I get my snackies, and I go on YouTube, and I watch your videos. What? Yeah. You love him? Oh, I watch his... During the election season... Austin loves you. During the election season, I love to watch Hasan.

Wow. So anytime he's covering politics about Kamala Harris... He doesn't even care. I'm going to respond to you. I just wanted to show you the thing. Bro, just Google Hassan Abysensis, Brilliant Drink

GitHub, and click the link. Can you guys believe Marsh doesn't even get paid and Hasan is talking to him like that? I fucking beat his ass too. Be deep in the passenger seat and you're eating me hot. That's not it.

I'm just going to send you the link. I don't know why I didn't do this from the start. Anyway, we could talk about Caparone. Yeah, I have that too. Don't worry. Oh, hell yeah. Wait, you were talking about the NeuroDivergent.

Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, because I saw this and I was impressed. Yeah, we've done it once a year. Who made this presentation? Brilliant Drink, a member's the one. Yeah, because I saw this and I was impressed. Yeah, we've done it once a year. Who made this presentation? Brilliant Drink, a member of the community. Okay, well, regardless, this is the consensus. Do we have religion? How many Christians do we have? Not a lot.

Probably not. My audience has obviously aged over the course of the past four years. And you see it in the demographics like it literally just keeps aging yeah um and i haven't like brought in a new cycle of like people who are under the age of 18 at all so you need the youth yeah but you should go to high schools but the thing is yeah no you should just go yeah just go during the school day yeah the thing is the thing is like the reality of the matter is, like, I think in the 2020 era, like, a lot of young people were really invested in politics. They didn't have anything else going on.

They were locked behind doors. So there was a lot of young people that were invested. But nowadays, you know, I think more people just want to watch I Show Speed. Like, more people in that demographic want to watch like I show speed and, and Kaisen at, which, you know, yeah,

they're phenomenal entertainers. So I, I totally get that. And then on the side of like people who are interested in politics on the youth side, I think, especially young men, because my community is still like 24,

25%, uh, 24% women, 8% non-binary. And then the rest is men in my community. Uh, as we found out from the census and you know because twitch is like heavily male dominated in general men tend to young men especially tend to have very right-wing politics

especially nowadays particularly hating women yes and so And so gay people. Oh, which is actually surprisingly gay people. Not so much. Actually, ironically. Wait, really? Yeah.

Gen Z is actually, interestingly enough, a lot of misogynistic tendencies, but somebody told me that the gay, the gay kid was the cool kid at school because he's like the bully. Now, wait, the gay kid became the bully.

Yeah. Like in, like I've heard that. In all schools or just like this particular school? It might have been. I'm using the one example as a broad generalization. Gen Z is the most. But I think it's true. I'm giving you actual data.

That's so cool. I'm giving you actual data, not from my senses or whatever. But Gen Z is actually the most tolerant to LGBTQ. Gen Z has obviously a lot more LGBTQ representation in general. So even if they're right wing, like they're more open-minded to like gay people, even trans people and stuff, but they are super,

super right wing on other shit. And also, especially on the issue of like misogyny. And I think there's a lot of, that's like a big, it's a big deal for a lot of people. So stupid. I wonder why maybe all of the fucking right-wing content creators that are like andrew tate clones that have popped up all around and got the algo

boost from fucking youtube and tiktok and everywhere else that might have something to do with it were you gonna look at something here no i just wanted to show you the i wanted to just only show you the the neurodiversity if you clicked on that i just wanted to have graphic you know just a graphic to show it okay but if there's anything else you're interested in you can oh 63 wait it's the same as the year before yeah not much has changed uh in the community nobody's like gotten older, that's good. Go to what about salary? That's interesting to me. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're getting old. I'm going to predict that you don't have many millionaires. I mean, I don't know. We don't track that. We just have like 100K plus. So I don't know how many of them are millionaires. Whoa.

You guys are rich. Yeah, that's significant. Yeah. Brandon's Americaica brand inflation baby unemployed that was 2020 it's interesting to see the the change because they got older they got jobs no they also during covid a lot of people were unemployed during covid too that too for sure that's cool 30 hasan's community is getting richer and older. Wait, the unemployment rate in Hassan's community is 30%? It makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense. You should give them all jobs.

Yeah, you should hire them all. Religion. What is eating? Like if they're vegetarian? Yeah. Not a lot of Christians. Omnivore. Yeah. It's mostly just meat eaters

Wow There's the V card one Go to virginity This is like Audience selected I don't really give a shit about this Wow After COVID people got started fucking.

Yeah. A lot of your community lost their virginity. I think that's the other coffee. That's your coffee. Yep. Marsh. Please. That's crazy.

That is crazy how consistent it is. Yeah. So you can always assume about 30% of your chat is a virgin. Is a virgin. Yeah. What percentage of the population are virgins? Oh, fuck. I mean, there's a lot of, like, I guess you'd have to do 18 plus.

Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, because I don't know how many kids there are in the world. I got, like, 15% of my community is trans, which is, like. Yeah. And 8% is gay. That's a lot. Which is an, which is like 15. Yeah. And 8% is insanely large over representation. Oh, you're a safe space. And then I think, yeah, I think I make sure of it. I think I thought it was kind of weird.

It wasn't higher. Yeah, that's crazy. There's not that many trans people in general. I just thought it was weird. I thought it was weird. It wasn't higher than 50%. And then I think it's like 55 or something. We can look at it now when March gets back.

But yeah, like gay people, like queer people in general, I think are the majority. 50% of his community is LGBTQI+. Yeah, it's... Who's I? I? I? Independent? I don't know.

Thank you. I is... What is I? I can't believe I'm saying this. Yeah, we give your coffee a little handy. Yeah. Sorry. Until the creamer comes.

Until the creamer is mixed in. I think it's the minority minority i can't see from this unfortunately i have beef to pick with both of you oh i can't wait let's do it um and then we'll get to blake lively okay who also has beef okay um because this is me you know me i'm a planner i plan stuff out my rest of my year is pretty planned. I don't plan anything. It's fucked up. And so TwitchCon, I go there for the bag. Okay? I got sponsors every day. I got appearances.

I got meet and greets. I got toes to kiss, whatever. I got meetings. I need to schmoove. And I get a message from uh my partner manager be like hey just making sure you're gonna be there for uh hasan's uh debate show at twitch con and i go what time i said what time and he was like four o'clock and i was like i cannot yeah i have already something scheduled that's fucked up i already i have a whole ass show scheduled that same time because nobody told me that's fucked up

and then no it's not the same time as after i think or before no it's the same time because nobody told me. That's fucked up. No, it's not the same time. It's after I think or before. No, it's the same time. It's four o'clock. I thought we were doing it back to back. That's what they told me originally. No, I have my show called The Table and then I'm leaving and I have a live show at a venue.

Oh, okay. Never mind. Yeah. At the same time. I didn't realize you were a hater. This is the first time I'm finding out that you were on that show. I wasn't. I don't think. No, no, no. Never mind. Yeah. At the same time. I didn't realize you were a hater. This is the first time I'm finding out that you were on that show. I wasn't. I don't think. No, no, no. She wasn't on the show. I think they like had me as a floater. Yeah. I think they wanted her to be on the. No, no, no. Not a backup.

No, no. It's chill. Yeah. That's crazy. No, there's going to be, there's going to be like streamers in the audience. And like, we might pull from the audience okay i think but then it's gonna be fun it's a dynamic show but then not even a day later they say oh making sure you're gonna be available saturday for name your price wait what and i said no no no hold on i didn't you didn't say that no oh by the way i didn't ask uh for wait why are they doing that not that i didn't want you on Name Your Price.

No, no, no, hold on. I haven't finished my cast yet. Okay. But I don't know why they were asking you. Then I resigned being mad at both of you. Because I didn't say go ask Cutie, go confirm Cutie. I haven't figured out my spots yet. I never asked you to be

there. But you're unavailable, just so I know. I am unavailable. I am like, I have one hour on Saturday where I'm free at TwitchCon. Your boyfriend, on the other hand, I own him. Yeah, he did say you do own him.

I own him. Is he going to be at TwitchCon? Yeah. He's going to have to be at my show, our show, that you're going to be co-hosting. I'm co-hosting. I don't have any idea

what I'm doing on it, but I know it's in front of people on a stage, so I'm in. You're going to love it. As Margie's producing. I'm in, and I what I'm doing on it, but I know it's in front of people on a stage. You're going to love it. I'm in and I'm on time. She's producing it. Really? Am I going to be good on it? Do I have a big role? Yes.

Do I intro people? He loves introing people. Are you kidding me? Of course you have to do all that shit. Are you crazy? I can't wait. I'm ready. I've never done a live show like this i've never run a live show like this i'm just gonna freestyle it like i have no fucking clue what's gonna happen i'm just gonna go with the flow i hopefully doesn't suck the other day because chat was like judy are you ever gonna do another musical and i was like how funny would it be if i tricked my friends again and i make you do wizard of oz again but we should we should you should like every year i'm like show up to my kids bar mitzvah and then you show up and i'm like a really important thing it's a really important

thing but eventually we'll get really good at it yeah you guys could be amazing yeah i'm not gonna do it i had an idea to elevate it what why don't you put us in with like real actors like embed like real musical theater actors the juxtaposition would be devastating for us we would look so bad funny part you would feel bad when you get replaced for toto no no we wouldn't get replaced but like you would have certain roles that are like professionals so that the show would like actually you know i think it looked amazing is that what you were to say no no no no no no it got 200 000 views views. No, no. I didn't say it sucked. I just thought it would be kind of cool. The burger one did phenomenal on YouTube.

Yeah. I've been popping off. That one blew the fuck up. I talked to the famous Valkyrae the other day. Ooh. Don't freak out. It's Lex. Yeah.

I talked to the famous Valkyrae the other day because she's famous. I know. She's very famous. And I've decided. Okay. That I'm going to be famous. Okay. Okay. Do you want to the famous Valkyrae the other day because she's famous. I know. She's very famous. And I've decided that I'm going to be famous. Okay. Okay. Do you want to be famous now? No, I don't know.

I might get tired. Yeah. But I said to Ray, I said, Ray, how'd you get so famous? And she gave me a list of things. And I was like, okay. Can you share some with us? Yeah. So I have to do like the blood thing, you know?

Okay. Wait, what? Wait, wait. I do have to eat a baby. You have to eat a baby? Yeah, yeah. So I've got do like the blood thing, you know? Okay. Wait, what? Wait, wait. I do have to eat a baby. You have to eat a baby? Yeah, yeah. So I've got to go find one. Do girls do that?

Like the blood thing? Oh, that's just... Where they take from young people's blood? No, that's... You're thinking of the new moon, which is when all the girls, we get together and we... Y'all have to... Everyone has a diva cup. And we take our diva cup and we pour it into the fire and then we dance around the fire.

Wait, I didn't know about this That's only when it's new moon But it doesn't happen very often But um No and so she gave me advice So just so you guys know Okay what about other than the Illuminati rituals What kind of real advice

Did the famous Valkyrie Would she like be on the cover of a magazine Yeah she was like Duh just be on Vogue Vogue Valkyrie. Would she be on the cover of a magazine? She was like, duh, just be on Vogue. Yeah, just be on Vogue. Vogue, Valkyrie. Okay, thanks, Ray. No, she told me how her team works, and it's really intense, and it made me overwhelmed. It's a big-ass team.

I was like, what do they all do? Yeah, and so I'm on a team now. You could be like me. He has no team. I know. I can't a team now. You could be like me. He has no team. I know. I can't go your method. Why? Because you stream 12 hours a day.

He has no team. He has no time. I am the team. He is the team. I know. I can't be you. That's the best way to do it. I have more of a team than he does, and I don't do anything.

Yeah. I mean, it's great, though. You post TikToks. I do. Sometimes. I've got of a team than he does, and I don't do anything. Yeah. I mean, it's great, though. You post TikToks. I do. Sometimes. I've got a TikTok team. I want to start making TikToks. You should.

Also, I know what we're going to be for Halloween, but I'm not telling you guys. Wait, you're choosing our Halloween costumes? Can we be slutty? No, Austin. Okay, you can be. Thank you. Okay. I want to be slutty.

Okay. I only have so many slutty years left. You're going to love it. Okay. Because I'm 30. Dog, you have a fansley. Oh, that's right. I do have a fansley. can be thank you okay i want to be slutty okay i only have so many slutty years left you're gonna love it okay because i'm 30 dog you have a fansley oh that's right i do have a fansley the fuck do you mean you should be doing halloween shoots i will okay well i have uh before we get to like uh you know christmas you never you never talked about blake lively and also chapel roan too and chapel room before we get to that i have have on the docket something that we did last night. So my brother and his fiance.

I saw that. I texted him. Did you text him around and say congrats? I told him in person. Well, you told him last night, not when he actually proposed to his girlfriend, but he's fine. You're a bad friend. Wait, wait, hold on. I thought it would be more impactful to tell him in person.

Yeah, no, it's cool. Do you think I'm going to get invited to his wedding? I was thinking about that last night. He was like talking about it. He was talking about it to my buddy, Chris, from college, who's here with his girlfriend. And I could tell like Murat was not factoring Austin into the equation of the wedding at all. It's okay. You don't want to go to a wedding.

No, no, I would actually really like to go. Oh, I'll ask him if you want to go. No, you can't ask to be invited to a wedding. I know. It feels... What do you mean? I'm curious. I was sitting next to them and they were talking about the wedding and could you tell I was like, am I going? Am I going to get invited? I always

know when you're in a panic mode. When you're stressed out. When you're just sitting there like thinking. And I was drinking Diet Coke so I was caffeinated. So I was going crazy. So that's the thing I wanted to talk about. I wanted to get invited to the wedding. Last night we go to this fucking place that they chose. It's like the most normie place of all time for dinner.

It was trying to be so many things. The food was decent but it was also one of those places where they have the sparkly things where they come out and they're like yeah like you know i hate that shit they're loud as fuck service they also had yeah i was singing like chilies when it's your birthday yeah they had bottle service but they also had like live music and it was so loud and i hated it i hate that shit in vegas last year yeah anyway um but

we go to this place we sit down and and I'm just watching Austin interact with this restaurant. Like it is the funniest thing. He's like a baby, like a man who has never been to a restaurant before. He's like looking at a menu. Okay. It's the most basic fucking menu. No,

it's the most basic menu. It was just like appetizers, sides, mains, right? Like that's literally the menu. Yeah. And he's like trying to figure it out and he's confused. He doesn't know how to read.

So he just asked my friend's girlfriend. He's like, how does this work? And he had to be walked through the steps because he thought it was like a prefix menu where you just like select one from each course. We sit down and he starts ordering everything on the menu. So I thought here. Select one from each course. The context is we sit

down and he starts ordering everything on the menu, so I thought it was like a course thing. You chose four different things. I don't know. It was confusing and the menu was in Italian. No, it wasn't. It was not in Italian. Yes, it was. It was not in English.

No, just the top where it says appetizers It just said like Aperiti or whatever Maybe Austin was feeling shy You saw brussel sprouts and you didn't realize That was the sides But I did end up ordering

I had a potato soup So that's the other thing I was going to say Which was shocking to me He saw The soup of the day, chef selection, and he went for it and immediately asked, what is the soup of the day? He loves soup. Which is shocking because we're at dinner. So I wanted to open this up to everybody that are in the comment section.

Okay. It felt like I was in a fucking Seinfeld bit where I was like, who the fuck orders soup at night? Yeah. When are you supposed to get soup? Soup is a lunch product. What? That's crazy.

No, it's crazy. Like some exceptions for dinner, if it's like a French onion soup or something. No, no, no, no, no, no. But soup is a lunch product. It's soup or salad. You are wrong here. Yes.

So that's my take on it. I would like to hear. He said, who asked what the soup of the day was? The first item is soup of the day. Yeah. You're 70 years old. You are 70 fucking years old. I love soup.

He has way more. You have way more old tendencies than I do. Mr. Get up. It's like 630 in the morning. Listening to NPR on speakerphone. Going and doing like your workout routine in the morning. I'm sorry that I'm a healthy person. No, you're just extremely regimented.

You go to bed. You break your hip. Your knees hurt. You're like a sheepdog. Yeah. No, I don't break my knees and my hips don't hurt. He's in pain. You're you're in pain more than any.

I am a three year old. No, I am. I have arthritis. I have not had any pain whatsoever with the exception of this past Friday. I went real brolic mode. That's what happens when you fucking push your body. And yes, I have muscle. I don't push

my body. Well, I have muscle fatigue from like I have lactic acid. I have lactic acid and muscle pain from like doing crazy amounts of squats. So let me rewind this for the audience. Hassan just berated me for ordering soup. Yes, I did. Yeah, that's crazy.

I literally was like, who's, yeah. I thought that you were like, it's a very old man thing to do. Potato soup too. I made potato soup for dinner the other night. That's delicious. Weird. Y'all are weird. No, you're wrong.

I think soup is like a lunch thing in the middle of a cold winter. You have it at lunch. No. In like. Well, it never gets gets cold in la so you have to have it at night when it's chilly in america we eat soup for dinner okay i just i thought it was weird first of all there's a hell of culture where they eat every meal like especially the further out east you go in asia they all they eat is soup. I love soup. I love soup. Anyway, thought that that was strange. And by the way, I'm talking about like hearty soups and shit. Yeah. And not like ramen, if you turn around and say that.

I think ramen's good. That's not soup, though. That's not technically soup. That is technically soup. No, I think that that's like a dinner. What is technically? That is a, that's an acceptable, appropriate dinner soup. I don't think people have very strong opinions. Marsh, what do you think?

I have a strong opinion on it. He loves soup. You're 3v1 here. You're just wrong. I knew I was right. I thought it was like a lunch with the side of a sandwich type situation. I will say, I don't, this sounds mean. I don't mean it mean.

I don't care to go to, like, I don't care to take up a space at Murat's wedding. However, I will make their wedding cake for free if they want it, but I will drop it off and I will leave. Would you go if you were invited to the wedding? Oh yeah. But like, it would make sense if they didn't invite me.

Murat and I have, we talk once every three months. I'm like on the fence. Like, I feel like he was just getting. he doesn't need to invite me, but I'll make the cake for free. No,

but I want you guys to be there. It's not your wedding. I mean, it'd be sick though. I'm make the cake for free. No, but I want you guys to be there. It's not your wedding. I mean, it'd be sick, though. I'm sure he would appreciate it. I will go to his wedding, no matter where it is in the world, if he invites me. I won't. If she has to get on a plane, she's not going. The problem with weddings.

Wait, Judy, when do I get married? I'm not going. Wait, but what if... If anything, it's a blessing for a wedding for someone to be like, listen, I'll sit out and here's a free cake. Because like every single person is a headcount that you have to deal with. Venues have maxes. Each person is a catering number. Yeah, that's true.

Each person is a seat assignment. Each person is a freaking... It gets annoying. Yeah. Like, I don't know how many uncles you have. You got a lot of uncles that are going to have to come to this thing? No. Oh, well, never mind.

Guess we'll make it. Yeah. Can we Marat? No. He's outside. He's not going to hear you. He's working on his car. Okay. He's always working on his car. Yeah. He's always working on something. But I'll make his cake for free if he wants it. Okay. Good to know.

I'll also make his cake for free. That's one aspect of the wedding that we lock in. Done. Are they trying to get married within a year or a few? No, like next year. Can I bring a date to the wedding? Oh, my God.

What? Not allowed. That's weird. No, it's not. Unless it's a woman. Weddings are so... No, it's a straight wedding. I feel like you should get your significant other to do it.

It's a straight wedding. You can't be gay at a straight wedding. It depends. Can you be my date? It depends on the budget. Okay. If be gay at a straight wedding. It depends. Can you be mine? It depends on the budget. Okay. If people do dates or not, but like sometimes dates will go to like the closest people.

And yeah, I'm going to argue that maybe you're not best friends with them. I've had breakfast with them a few times. You did not have breakfast with my lawyer and we're not that close. He did not recount the breakfast as a pleasant experience as well. He loves talking about how you fucking sat on the side of like the beautiful tokyo landscape like overlook the beautiful tokyo landscape and you weren't even looking you were just using that as like your light when you were

taking snapchat very important i'm supposed to be live right now with my whole house for the next 30 days wait are you doing oh phase the fuck up. Yeah, let's go. So we started a subathon today, but just know that I skipped it to be here. Are you actually in phase? Yes. Okay. No, I'm spreading the rumors.

No, I think it's funny to pretend I am. Yeah, we were supposed to have Jason the wee-wee on today. He said he can't do it because he's doing the subathon. And then I asked Faze Banks, brother Banks, to be on, and he said he can't do it either because he's doing the sub a thon. Then I asked Faze Banks, brother Banks, to be on and he said he can't do it either because he's super stressed out. I don't think he's ready to confront me. And tell you? And tell me that he lied about the chain.

And that I'm not on Faze, apparently. No, I'm telling you, bring that shit. Do they have any women on there right now? No. They need one. But I do have breakfast with Jason every Monday of the sub a thon. Wait, that's cool. Isn't that cute? That's so cute.

A little auntie-nephew time. Do you make him breakfast? We're making it together. Oh, that's so cute. How does that work? Everyone's doing a sub-a-thon at the same time? Yeah. So Lacey, Ronaldo, Jason, and Max, they're all doing it.

Adapt and Silky. Adapt and Silky are doing it too. Yeah. God damn. Yeah. That's a lot of content that they have to fucking fill. I don't know how they're all doing it. Adapt and Silky. Adapt and Silky are doing it too. God damn. That's a lot of content that they have to fill. I don't know how they're... They're so young though that it's like... I'm going to be on.

They just turn on the camera and say fuck it. Jason's done a really good job planning his. He's called me a few times and he's got a fun thing planned every single day. Unc's going to be on it. They'll be on. There you go. Makes me so happy. This guy.

Did I tell you guys that my, I got so absolutely, like I got bullied by my nephew. Uh-oh. Who's like 15. Why? Because he said he came, I hadn't seen him in a couple years. Is it a slur? He's like, no, he's like 6'4". Oh.

I know. He's like 6'4". That's sick. And he comes up to me he's like what's up little unk he called you little unk yeah that's awesome yeah he called me little you are you are no he said little unk and i said listen here you little that's right and then what'd you say i said don't you ever call me that again wow i love that you're and then what did he say he's been he called me then he called you the slur back no no i got i have big fucking nephews my nephews are like my like i think my

my oldest nephew's 18 and he's six four like what happened to you bro it's my brother my half brother's like six two you're your shit dried up dude no well dude it could be worse my my older brother i've got a brother that's six two and i've got a brother that's 6'2 and I've got a brother that's 5'6 So it could have been worse Wow You want to talk about Blake Lively? Yes You had that amazing transition earlier

What's going on with Blake Lively cutie? Just making sure I can fit this all in What time are we at Marsh? Perfect If it goes into the Patreon, it goes into the Patreon. Yep. What's going on? We'll save Chapel for Patreon as well. Okay. How many fucking minutes are you going to talk about Blake Lively? Goddamn.

Girly Pop Nation, we're locked in. I'm ready. Anyway, let me send you the slideshow, Marsh. Oh, you have a slideshow? Oh my god. Cutie is making up for her previous racism. For the record, I was never racist While you're pulling that up I do have something to say When Lug got hit by me In my car when he was on his Vespa

I texted him Hey I hope you're doing alright King No response The fuck is going on He wasn't texting anyone Does this dude hate me? You two you both I always will hit you guys up to be like I hope you guys are doing well Dead nothing The fuck is going on? He wasn't texting anyone. Does this dude hate me? What the fuck? No. You two. You both.

I always will hit you guys up to be like, I hope you guys are doing well. Dead. Nothing. Wait, you hit them up? To be like, to check in every now and then. I talk to you all the time, so I don't need to hit you up. He ignores my calls. That is ridiculous. I picked up when you fucking called me while I was on stream.

Yeah, I know. I picked up while I was on stream. I picked up while I was on stream. He did. know. I picked up. You asked my calls. I picked up while I was on stream. He did. Literally, that's how content. To that degree. No, no, I normally don't pick up because I'm on stream. This time I did.

He's nervous. Not only that, but also I text you about my dad sometimes. Yeah, one time. Okay, I'm just saying like this is ridiculous. I think I have a better relationship with your dad. I am a good friend who is constantly i'm i'm sorry the allegations of autism and asana's not around i literally am trying my fucking very best i'm not a texter you are cold bitch that's what you are

okay i text you anytime you're like in a bad. I'll be like, oh, is everything good? No response. That's not a bad mood. I'm just busy. And tired. Hasan, I am working on an album. I'm working on being famous. I'm working on opening a store.

I'm working on the streamer awards. I'm working on other things. There's more. I'm doing a lot. There's more that you can't tell us. I'm sorry I'm not texting you back, but I'm getting those Benjamins. I'm actually not getting paid. I'm losing a lot of money on that store.

It's okay. And I'm spending money on all those things. But maybe eventually it comes back. Eventually you will be a profitable business. It's karma. Every business was losing money before they became profitable. Every business will be profitable if you do it long enough. Yep.

That's right. That's what they say. Bad business advice. Okay, what Girly Pop Nation cares about this week, everybody? It is the This Ends With Us drama. Next slide. Wow, I did a great job. Wow.

How long did this take you? I don't know. I did it last night after winning two games of League of Legends. Oh, do you like Halo? I love Halo. I mean't know. I did it last night after winning two games of League of Legends. Oh, do you like Halo? I love Halo. I mean, I've never really played it. I fucking love Halo. I used to play Halo when I was younger.

Really? We do LAN. Not we. Nick invented Penis Star League, and we play LAN Halo on Saturday nights. I fucking love Halo. I was playing last night, and then I came home, played two games. I was killing it. Is it just like offline?

Just LAN? Yeah. I love Halo so much was playing last night, and then I came home, played two games. I was killing it. Is it just like offline? Just land? Yeah, just literally land. I love Halo so much. Nick has eight Xboxes, and we're all set up. We have headphones. It's super fun. When I move to LA, I'd love to be invited. That was one of the games I played.

He's moving to LA before you fly, by the way, for sure. It wasn't my bet. I don't give a shit. I don't know where the money was coming from. I don't know whose money was who. It was $10,000, and I have no idea who it was going to pay. Yeah. Okay.

Anyway, this is Blake Lively versus Justin. I don't know how to say his last name. Bulgoni. Bulgoni. I love how much drama has existed around this movie that like, I feel like everyone just said was mid and did anyone even watch it? Well, that's the thing. Okay.

So as everybody knows, everybody's loved Blake Lively for a really long time, even though she like everybody, everybody, everyone's loved Blake Lively. She's done some questionable things. She was like really mean to Leighton Meester on Gossip Girl, but we were like, okay, we'll let that slide. And then she was on set or like as her character, like on set and like in interviews and stuff. Okay. And like, also she like, you know,

was a bit of a home wrecker, but it takes two to be a home wrecker in, uh, Ryan Goss. What's his name? Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson's anyway, you know, but like,

well, she's still great. She's America's sweetheart. She downgraded from fucking Ryan Reynolds to Colin Jost of SNL. Yeah. But she's happy. And so that's all that matters it's not a flop if you're happy anyway so so they both love this movie essentially so Justin um if you don't know it ends with us as a book written by Colleen Hoover it's a questionable book it's not the best

thing in the entire world we talked about this a little bit like the the themes of abuse in it right maybe glorify it a little bit spoiler spoiler the themes of abuse in it right maybe glorify it a little bit spoiler spoiler i read the book i read i love i read okay sue me crazy uh i read this book i want to say like two years ago because it was like really popping off i think it was like melina that recommended it actually um but it essentially starts with this florist and she's so great and she meets this neurosurgeon and they fall in love quickly. And then he like abuses her once. And then,

you know, and it escalates slowly as most abuse situations do with manipulation and all sorts of stuff like that. However, she also like escapes one time and like goes, hangs out essentially with like her ex from high school. And then, so it's like,

it's kind of like a love triangle thing where you're like she should be with that guy but she's with this awful guy and blah blah and her mom also used to be abused and so at some point um right after she gives birth to like their child she says you know he abuses her one more time and then she's like it ends with us the cycle of abuse and wait she says the title yeah and and sorry i know that's what i'm saying like that's the type of coley fucking corny as hell colleen hoover is the type of author that is like really easy to consume and not the most imaginative writing i will say she's not my favorite author you know yeah yeah it's a lot of books like even like the Court of Rose and Thorns that I'm reading right now. It's like such an easy read.

It's not the most amazing thing in the world, but it's like an easy read. It was an easy read it anyway. So Justin Bologna, I'll just call him Justin. Justin gets like the rights to make this book into a movie. Right. And he's the director. But then Blake Lively also loves this book. and colleen hoover like they link up essentially and colleen hoover's like oh blake lively's gotta play the 23 year old how old is blake in this movie i don't know

but not not like she doesn't look 23 no and she's gorgeous but like yeah she's 37 she's almost 40 but they're like oh she's playing a 23 year old goddamn yeah she's got to play the 23 year old in this movie of course you know so colleen like kind of chooses blake herself and blake chooses herself as well and then they come on this project and blake actually helps produce it so she money out of her pocket like she really is invested in this project however it becomes this weird dynamic of like her constantly taking control and really pushing justin out of the picture and we're like huh okay um in all the press we start seeing them show up separately so she's doing interviews with the cast and he's doing interviews alone and everyone's like again we

love blake so we're like team blake what is wrong with this guy i also hate men so that's like automatically that's a w for blake yeah for not being a man and all of the author included and the cast everyone unfollows him on instagram so we're like okay what what's wrong with this guy the girls are fighting there's no way There's no way this is Blake. Next slide. Yeah. So to recap, essentially, that's everything I just said. So next.

Justin's male podcast co-host. Hold on. That's important. Justin's male podcast co-hosts were with him while his female co-host was with Blake and didn't mention him at all. Yeah. So like no one is talking. So that's that, it does really become like girly pop nation versus like something's

wrong with this guy. So everyone's like, okay, maybe he's not taking this seriously because he's directing it and this is like a show that should be maybe about like the woman's perspective because she was abused and blah blah. So is he taking it seriously? Click on that. We've got a little TikTok, the first one

on the, is he taking it seriously? You're going to click on got a little tick tock. The first one on the, is he taking it seriously? You're going to click on the actual, not that one. No, not number one. You clicked on number one. You need to click on. Is he taking it seriously?

Are you taking it seriously? March. So this is him on the red carpet when asked about it. Gender based violence. I think that was very hard for me. I almost had to step out of my body. There were a lot of times. I mean, even thinking about it, it's hard.

There were a lot of times where I would have to go privately into a room and just cry or shake it out and try to get him out of me and that energy out of me because it's too real. And there are too many people. Can you pause it for a second he's giving male feminists but like kind of in a yeah but like no but like not in a good way i mean that is a pejorative i don't know why okay i can't tell there's like yeah maybe he's over correcting a little bit too much that have to deal with that every single day and i wanted to be as real as possible and yet uh it was it was it was very hard uh to shoot those scenes yeah

but luckily the only way it was possible is you know i had an incredible intimacy coordinator i had an incredible stunt coordinator both of them were women and then there was wait they had to hire us between those female stunt always stunt pause it yeah in Hollywood sets when they have depictions of abuse or any kind of sexual scene whatsoever there's always an intimacy coordinator and there will be a stunt coordinator choreographing the scenes as well

oh I thought there was like a stunt woman I mean it could be depending on what it is if you're like physically beating someone for sure that kind of stuff is like really like I think back in the day on what it is yeah like if you're like physically beating someone yeah okay for sure that like that kind of stuff is like really like i think back in the day people would just like let it rip you know what i mean yeah nowadays like all that shit is like super dialed in yeah i think in navigating

all of those scenes because i was stepped i needed to play ryle and in those moments to be perfectly frank i really wasn't the director it was It was those women that were in charge. And from the beginning, I wanted all the... Okay, never mind. I take it back. He seems sincere. Yeah. No, he does.

He seems sincere. So you see this... At first, I thought he was being kind of weird about it. But then now I'm like, no, he's taking it seriously. Yeah. So we see this and we're like, okay, he's taking it seriously. Plus, on his Instagram, he's partnered with this domestic violence help. Reign or something?

No, I forget what it's called, but it's a help. Essentially find help. Let me see. It's probably still linked. Justin Baldoni. No More Org is who he's partnered with. I noticed that as a member of the cast, you also don't follow him. i noticed that as a member of the cast you also don't follow him true i am a member of the cast yeah so that's a little weird that you still

haven't re-followed him after what happened on set but okay um so he's like so he's taking it very seriously it's part of his instagram bio right and so we're like okay well he seems to be taking this seriously wait but why did the director cast himself as the abusive guy? Right? Like, okay, that's weird. Especially when he felt so uncomfortable with it. Exactly. So then we're like, huh, clearly, like, you know, trying to figure out what's wrong here.

So this is, he actually answered that question as well. Which, well, early on, when I first read the book, I had an assistant at the time who said, you should play Ryle. And I think we all have these moments where you read something or you have a dream about something, and then that voice inside shows up and it's like, oh, you could never do it, or you're not good enough, or you know what, a better actor should play that role. So I think that deep down I always wanted to try, but I was afraid. And I didn't let myself dream or think that I could do it.

And I would never want to ever harm the movie and harm this book. And then Colleen sent me an email just before we closed her option agreement. It was a very short email. And it said, have you ever thought about acting in the project? Ryle, perhaps? I could see it. And I think that that email and her believing in me gave me permission to believe in myself. So it's like, okay, wait, he's got an answer for that too, right?

So all of us are like, okay, wait a second. So why are we mad at Justin? Because he seems to be like fine, and so then we're like, well, what about Blake? How is she promoting this movie? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And.

Interesting. Blake Lively here. Colleen Hoover. And It Ends With Us is in theaters now. So grab your friends, wear your florals, and head out to see it. So she's doing this promo spree where every single interview, she's trying to slay like Margot Robbie did for Barbie. Because Margot Robbie for Barbie is pink pink like the cutest outfits whatever every single interview blake does for this movie she's wearing florals because she's playing a girl she's doing girly

pop you can't do girly pop can i ask you something as a person who read the book uh-huh like are the vibes like because sometimes and you know excuse me for being a man here about it, but like, sometimes there is glorification of this sort of stuff in, in, uh, like a lot of the junk books that people read, is it more in line with that? And therefore is Blake actually like embodying the spirit of how this work is supposed to be consumed and then the director is like no there's domestic violence in this this is pretty fucking serious so is there like uh is there like mixed messages on how the movie's direction was supposed to go uh uh in in terms of like how the book is supposed to be consumed based on the book no based on blake and justin's opinions yes based

on the book i mean the book's pretty straightforward there's no like there's no fr Blake and Justin's opinions. Yes. Based on the book. I mean, the book's pretty straightforward. There's no like, there's no frills and there's no like really funny moments. It's just like, no, no, not even funny, but like 50 shades of gray type situation. That's where it gets questionable is it does get a little sexy. So that's what I was saying. Like maybe there is a 50 shades of gray is it was never spun as like a rom-com and Blake's like, get your girly pops. It's a blah, blah, blah. No, I know. But like, I'm saying like, it's more, I guess that I'm going to be very blunt.

Is it supposed to be horny or is it supposed to be like, this is serious? I don't think it's supposed to be horny. Okay. But that's like my takeaway from when I read the book is that even the sex scenes in the book, like the schmud they're not like that good okay so it's kind of supposed to be horny it's like they do have sex a lot in the book and like that's like one part of it and so it is like pretty sexy but like it gets serious pretty quick so it's hard to like even it's like the juxtaposition is weird that's what people get mad at colleen hoover for it's like oh so that's what i mean like who is embodying the spirit and like what the author wanted to do with this and obviously there's always going to be a divergence with a director who's going to have

a different opinion on the work and a good auteur is going to obviously add themselves into the equation but in this situation it's a guy so is he supposed to add himself into the equation is he supposed to be like you know as as i don't know i think regardless like just if there is domestic violence you just it's hard to uh when you're communicating that in a media form it's hard to lighten the mood yeah um well bl, Blake is doing that. But Blake is doing it. She's being quite lively. She's also doing other things. Okay. All right, let's see. I trust you.

Like, I don't think it's anyone else. I trust you. Promoting her new hair care line every chance she gets. Okay. I don't care. I'm going to do this.

I mean, big. Yes, big. Look at that. Like, during the promotion of the movie? Yeah. So even you can, um, it,

every single, every single, like even on the red carpet, she'll just like casually bring up her new haircare line. And it's like, okay. And like, again,

like, you know, the florals to everything, like genuinely cool marketing for the wrong movie. Like, uh, go to number three big dog's gotta eat you know she's trying to she's trying to make that paper most of us in an interview about the

movie run into a celebrity in public we only have a few moments to maybe speak with you guys but for people who see this movie who relate to the topics of this movie on a deeply personal level they're really going to want to talk to you this movie is going to affect people and they're going to want to tell you about their lives. So if someone understands the themes of this movie comes across you in public and they want to really talk to you, what's the best way for them to be able to talk to you about this? How would you recommend they go about it?

Like asking for like my address or my phone number or like my location share. I could just location share you. And then we could, I'm just curious just social security number i'm a virgo so i'm like can i be can i be real i think it's kind of a weird question it is a weird question for sure but her answer isn't like she should be media trained enough to not answer that way she should say she should be a little bit more sensitive to the

i've never gone through this personally i'm playing a role of someone that has, I would share resources. Like that's the obvious answer. I wouldn't be like, oh, so you want my phone number? Yeah. Yeah. No, no. It's a terrible way to answer it. Also weird question. Cause you're like opening the door for like normalizing, just like approaching people. And yeah. So people started comparing that compared to Justin's who's like serious. Here's resources. Here's that. Right. Like, okay. Next slide. Where is this? I'm actually invested now.

I'm fucking locked in. You got me. So it turns out like which one of these do you think should be the movie cover for a movie about domestic violence? Probably the one on the right. I mean, both of them are still missing the mark a little bit but the one on the right seems a little bit more serious in tone the one on the left

the one on the left seems more like I mean I guess the one on the left could be how does the movie end she leaves him I feel like the one on the left kind of portrays like a position of power for her no I like the one on the left kind of portrays like a position of power. No, I like the one on the right because it says we break the pattern or the, I mean, it has that in both of them.

But I feel like the one on the right also leaves room for like, is it smutty? Whereas the one on the left could be like powerful woman on her own. But like the flowers and whatnot make it seem like it's more it's less serious in tone so the one on the left is the one that ended up being used the one on the right is the one that justin baldoni wanted to use it looks more serious yeah on the right and so turns out as part of this process there was a lot of like head-butting between justin and blake like blake would step in and to the point that she brought in her own editor the one that ryan reynolds used for deadpool and she had yep and she had the deadpool editor make her own edit of the movie

oh my gosh which is like not chill when you're not the director but colleen was on board with blake doing it right yeah and so colleen is like you know like okay and so they both have a version of the movie that they screen in like separate theaters to like test like blake screens hers and he screens his and it's like that's crazy we know what performs better or what his and so they go with his cut of the movie but like blake's all mad right yeah and like even in interviews with ryan reynolds ryan reynolds is like yeah i had to come in and save this movie like Like I rewrote a scene or two. He also rewrote the scene during the writer's strike, which is a big fuck you to all the writers that are striking for a livable wage.

He like just came in, took their job, rewrote it because, you know, he's Ryan Reynolds. And so a lot of people are like mad about that, too. Next slide. That's a big no, no. Yeah. He should know better. That's kind of weird that he did that um so now with all of this people the pendulum has swung they're obviously starting to take lakeside however

check this out they've started digging a little bit deadpool wolverine sold out i'm sorry i got distracted back there so she's like i'm happy about that the bins with us is in theaters now so grab your friends wear your florals and head out to lily bloom is oh look at me in flowers lily bloom uh it's neoprene they just like go deep sea diving in it this movie is going to affect people and they're going to want to tell you there's going to be about their life so if someone understands the themes of this movie comes across you in public uh and they want to really talk to you what's the best way for them to be able to talk they're also like digging up old interviews of just blake being kind of a mean girl so you'll see those or like

my location share i could just location share you and then who's that guy uh the other main social security number i'm a virgo so i'm like are we talking logistics are we talking emotionally first of all congrats on your little bump congrats on your little bump what about my bump you've got two nice ones and these they are yeah talk about the clothes but i wonder if they would ask the men about the clothes i know this interviewer said she wanted to quit afterwards Yeah I know this interviewer said she wanted to quit afterwards like Blake had announced that she was pregnant act without producing you know like i can't you can't just put me in any clothes and give me any words and have me step in and transform and i can't we think of no clear ones no clear ones you know why does that mean team blake well because well now they're saying this and that's where they're switching right and so everyone's like okay wait she's kind of mean so in that interview you saw she had announced that she's kind of mean. So in that interview you saw, she didn't announce that she was pregnant.

So she shows up to that interview and the interviewer says, congrats on your bump. And she just goes, congrats on yours too. The interviewer was not pregnant. The interviewer actually has same claim, like said that she can't get pregnant. She's infertile.

Oh my God. And so it was like, it was just like a multiple fucked up thing to say. Also imagine like I've announced that I'm pregnant and you're like, congrats on your bump. And I'm like, congrats on your bump. It was like, woo. Okay. Also that was, that could have been a scene for mean girls. Yeah. It was crazy. I think they'd asked the men about that.

And then they went on, on their little, like, yeah. And ignored her, which it was, it was so that interviewer was talking to her about a movie that is highly focused on the fashion. And the interviewer says, tell us about the outfits you wore. And she goes, do you think they'd ask the men? And the inner, the, her co-star is like, yeah, tell us about the outfits you wore. And she goes, do you think they'd ask the men? And her co-star is like, yeah, they would ask the men. And Blake's like, yeah, they would. And I'm like, like backpedaled completely after being like super mean.

Oh, okay. So the interview, her partner was not in on it. Yeah, her partner was not. But then the second one are more clips from even Gossip Girl era of her just being like so mean. But I think I'm just brunette because of the books.

And everyone knows blondes are nicer anyway. A moment by me. Congrats on your little bump. Another promise was no pet monkey. Chuck has a matching pet monkey with coordinating outfits. And I was like, I would love to be part of the show, but I can't act with a monkey. And then I got a few of them. What the fuck? Wait, pause it.

Is she saying her co-stars are like pet monkeys? A gossip girl. Arguably, again, I've always been a Blake lover. She was the worst actress out of all of them on the gossip. But actually, Jenny was a little worse, but still. Damn! She's mean as hell! Yeah, just mean.

God damn! You can't be like that. Your job is to be like... Did you guys love wearing those kind of clothes that you... Oh, it's not Squirrel. I was wrong. Sorry.

I wish they would ask the men about the clothes. I would. I love Jesse's suits and how he chose it. She tries to recover from being like a monster. And it's like, what? He's so great. He's so great. I wish men wore high-waisted pants like that still.

Me too. Or the father with his with his yeah she tries to bounce back yeah this is so awkward i've been on the i've been on the interviewer side of this is like i i had to do press junket shit back in the day and it's like one of the most awkward things you have to do you have to sit there and ask these people like shit you don't give a fuck about because you're like literally trying to make content for your media organization. And they're doing like a ton of these, right?

They're doing like a big, they sit in the fucking room and you have to ask a question that's unique and different than like the 35 other people all the way from like, you know, like Brazilian press to, you know, associate press in America. And it's a shitty situation overall, but like you're, you have one job, you know, associate president America. And it's a shitty situation overall, but like you're,

you have one job, you know, as a fucking actor, you got one goddamn job, man. You just got to sit there for the whole day and, and white knuckle through it and just be fucking nice. Yeah.

That's crazy. And so a lot of people are digging, which I will say, I'm not a big fan of the digging because it's like, you're going to find that you could make a hate compilation of anyone who's been online, like saying something wrong, misspeaking, whatever. Like, so I don't know if I necessarily agree with all that, but regardless, it is hard to watch a lot of it. And you're like, OK. And so Blake has been like, great. Like she's been like losing her mind because the pendulum swung back at her when all the pressure was supposed to be on justin however

justin did something super weird uh i don't know if this is confirmed but it's been tmz reported that justin due to all of this hired the same pr person that johnny depp hired for the amber herd trial and it's like wait you can't do that if you're standing for domestic violence. And then he's going to hit that. He's going to hit that gender war angle. So it's like, come on, be like, women ain't shit. You see that? They can't even depict their own domestic abuse as well as a man.

So everyone's like, wait, Justin, we were on your side. Why? Like we weren't on your side and then we were on your side and then oh no but and but then there's like been rumors that like that's uh blake is like the one planting all this stuff because it's like people magazine reporting at tmz reporting you know all this stuff and so i don't know but that's where it's landed the pendulum has swung whose team are you on i'll be honest i'm right now i'm i'm not i don't think i'm on team blake and none of us have seen the movie and i haven't seen the movie and none of us are gonna see the movie i'm not gonna based on the evidence that you showed me

it's not looking good for blake now the the weird part is that the hiring of the yeah so i'm kind of like i wasn't as i'm definitely swinging a little bit back farther back but not all the way yeah do i have to pick yeah um who are you dying for i'm i'm gonna be writing for always women women are always right you're on team blake i'm team blake because after all that women are always right men are always wrong this is the first like pro woman take you've ever had on this podcast. That's not true. I've always been pro-woman. You've always been anti-woman. What about you? I'm just a reporter after all.

Journalist shouldn't take. It's one of the nine columns of journalism. I have to stay neutral. I'm a journalist. Answer right now. We'll see you on the Patreon. We'll see you on the Patreon. Behind the paywall,

Judy is going to leak her take. I gotta pee so bad. Patreon.com slash fear and we'll see you next time. Peace. No, but it is funny because you were the gayest you've ever been last night

when we were in the Uber going to the fucking dinner. Don't even fucking expose me like this. This guy pulls out his fucking phone and he's looking at this. Who was the guy? I don't want to say it. I don't want to get attacked. He was a tennis player or something.

I don't want to get attacked. Who's like brawling. He shows me the photo. Come on. We have to show the photo. No. Who is it? Come on.

No, no, no. Who's the guy? Hassan, this is a bad look. Who's the guy? You have to show the guy. We have to show the guy. Hassan's lying. No, no, no. Who is it? Just say it. I forget. He is the guy? You have to show the guy. We have to show the guy. Hassan's lying. This is no,

no, no. Who is it? Just say, I forget. He's the tennis player that got really tennis player who apparently everyone is saying is like really hot. No, he is hot.

And, and like people, he literally, I was like, what are you looking at? And it's just like a dude who's like taking his shirt off. I was staring at a dude with his shirt off. And you know what?

I'll say it. I said, I was like, I was like, they were People he went look at this. There's no good way to say he went look at this guy He's not even like that in shape Oh, wow, and the dude was like in insane shape. No, no, but he wasn't like he didn't know I said he's in good shape

He's in good shape, but I was expecting like the way that everybody was Go ahead. No good shape he's in good shape but i was expecting like the way that everybody was go ahead now