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Episode Date: December 30, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:35 For free assistance, call the Connex Ontario helpline at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. You are anything but fine. Anyway, I clearly saved that. That was like, Austin's not here, so you're playing the role of both Austin and yourself. I am in his seat. Unimaginably traumatic childhood story passed off as like a normal happenstance and also blundering through it. It's fantastic. No notes no i think i did a
Starting point is 00:01:06 good job i have to clean my fingers like a cat and swallow before i start i don't do the intro okay what's going on everybody we're back with another banger episode of the fear and pockets the greatest podcast in the world i'm a soft piker and joining me today in a limited cast is of course the wonderful fantastic qt cinderella and we have a very special guest today is what i would say if we actually got a special guest we were looking for mia khalifa unfortunately we couldn't get her on the podcast and instead we have a not so special guest alexander lol overruled the people's defender the public attorney here to to talk about a bunch of the cool stuff that we did this week as i tricked him out it's a little awkward because recently i sent you death threats so it's true but they just like go it's like a long there's so many death threats
Starting point is 00:02:17 in my dms that it goes you saw my taylor swift yeah i did okay so you just you should be more careful number one yeah they, I'm sorry. Yeah, that made the rounds. Number two. Mark, can you pull that Taylor Swift? Did we scare you? Did we get you? Oh, I got, oh yeah, I got scared.
Starting point is 00:02:32 They found my real, real address. Like not my mom's house. They found like my house. No, we are impressive. Yeah. Yeah, very. I claim them. It's scary.
Starting point is 00:02:42 I'm so afraid of white women. It's scary. I claim them. I'm so afraid of white women. I have said there's like no greater, like the FBI is probably good, but a white woman with an ex that's doing something she wants to know about, better. Why do you tweet so much? I don't know, mental illness maybe. I thought you were going to quit tweeting.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Unemployed. I am quitting tweeting in three days. You are no longer unemployed. Three days. Noemployed. I am quitting tweeting in three days. No more tweeting. New year, new me. Pop off. Lull Overruled has been staying with me for the week.
Starting point is 00:03:17 I don't know how you two met. Really? Grindr. That's awesome. I was looking for an otter with a hungry ass oh yeah who's not willing to quit that's what it said in his profile that's what that's what it said in his profile oh sorry ginger you're the best friend necklace do i look like a do i look like an otter to you oh thank you sir pulling this up that's crazy yeah she can't hurt you anymore earth
Starting point is 00:03:46 is the tweet and this is the image the reason why the tweet is spectacular is because i think elon musk wants to kill you yeah i think because i think like it's my most liked tweet of all time how many likes was it like a million likes wow yeah it got like i'm crazy it got like a million likes and i think like the first 70 is like normal, right? Because that's like a hit tweet. That's a banger. You have those, right? But I think after that, someone goes, hmm, this is a piece of shit again.
Starting point is 00:04:16 All right, let's fucking turn it up a little bit. It's really bad. I think I got so I actually got so many death threats. You're also just like incredibly wrong. She will continue hurting Earth. How dare you assume she's done? Please. First of all, I own folklore on vinyl.
Starting point is 00:04:32 It's not enough to save your ass. I'm just saying it's true. Name every song. It's crazy. Not crazy. It's you, cutie. You came in here and you're like, have we met? It was a birthday.
Starting point is 00:04:47 And I was like, oh, we went to this person's party. And then you just pull this out. You know the Taylor Swift tweet? I know the Taylor Swift tweet. That's fucking crazy. You're talking to the president of the club. What do you want? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:04:58 I'll talk to my people. I'll see if they will withdraw the death threats. But it just seems as though you've done too much. I think you keep them. Yeah. to be unforgivable i was just goofing they came after me once if that's helpful and i said whoa whoa whoa whoa i'm one of you yeah i'm one of you uh it doesn't work but so i i don't care that you have folklore unless you've got a tattoo don't that's what i thought i guess i gotta do that yeah you have plenty of tattoos get your tweet tattooed yeah you got fucking roses and shit tattooed on your
Starting point is 00:05:30 body but you can't get taylor swift there's real estate on there i got that at a nightclub when i was going through a mental health crisis that's awesome laughing i'm wanting a tramp stamp because chapel roan has a tramp stamp what kind does she have? Can you pull that up? It's cute. March, pull up. Pull up Chapel Roan's tramp stamp.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Pull up that Chapel Roan's tramp stamp. Isn't it fun asking March to pull stuff up? It's really cool. Can you come to my house and do this? March, pull up my pants, please. Yeah, this is my favorite part. Because he's dyslexic, so I just watch from here, trying to watch him type wait is
Starting point is 00:06:06 he i think that tiktok shows it i've watched a tiktok of it sometimes i don't know if i am or am not sexually attracted to chaparone she's got aura she does and i like that she's kind of mean. Maybe she doesn't have a tramp stamp. Maybe I made it up. Did you make this up? I don't think so. Just have AI make one. Did I make it up? I think you're fantasizing about Chabler on half a tramp stamp.
Starting point is 00:06:36 That's crazy. That's what's stopping you from being. Maybe I just wanted an excuse to get a tramp stamp. Look at that. Oh, shit. Is that her? It's a princess. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Okay, first of all. I don't think me and Asana are allowed to look at this. Yeah, you are. She posted it. Yo, she is... Sheesh. That's nice. I mean, respectfully.
Starting point is 00:06:53 I also love... The thing about Chapel is like, okay, gorgie photo, cute underwear, but it's all tangled and fucked up and she's still posing. She's like, put together enough and I admire that in my queen she
Starting point is 00:07:05 was gorgina thank you that is the least weird way that i can be horny in that in that situation i respect that that's what you have to do if you ever you match my energy if you're ever in a situation like that where you just like find yourself uh attracted to something just try to find the gayest way out of it oh okay you know what i mean just like oh that is gorgina are you gay i'm bisexual boo not enough just kidding i'm just kidding which is not real yeah yeah bisexuality invisibility month how about that enough time for you guys my life yeah i erased myself yeah okay speaking of bisexuality invisibility you ever just listen to liability and cry in the shower i just am crying a lot of the time okay he does cry a lot which i i like jokingly rib on him for
Starting point is 00:07:59 but i think people are gonna start getting mad at me for it they're gonna be like why do you fucking clown on him they're already. And it's always during very I mean, it's like very emotional. Yeah, I'm sure you got enough going on. We do end up doing like a lot of good work when we're together. And it's like very emotional, but because I'm so, I don't know. And the song's like
Starting point is 00:08:18 man up, pussy. It's not, no, it's worse. No, it's worse than that. I start making fun of him. That's not nice. It's pretty no it's worse than that i start making fun of him that's not nice i point to him crying and i go are you crying every time and you know it's not like i'm like full-on sobbing sometimes sometimes it's just like an emotional i need a second and then he immediately calls it out wow fucking crazy that's not nice no it's not it's not i think it's because i have no way of processing those feelings so for me but he's more autistic than me yeah but there's different scales like
Starting point is 00:08:53 i'm very empathetic but i'm 128 you know oh shit i'm like the most autistic person yeah he is the most what's your score 130 yeah there we go he just slammed into that mean right there. There's nothing else. There's no pulling back out of that one. At least we're under the barrier. But you're empathetic. I think so, yeah. Yeah, you're not. Yeah, he literally works with some of the most marginalized people for a living, and it's not much.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Oh, yeah, name 10 of them. The living is not much. Fair. No, like, do you know what a public defender is? Nope. Okay, this is fantastic okay no no sound it out what do you think a public defender is well i know that maybe maybe you get to have to go to court and defend people that like don't have attorneys yes you that's you nailed it okay in america do you sometimes have to defend bad people because they don't have attorneys? Yes. You nailed it. Okay. In America. But do you sometimes have to defend bad people because they don't have attorneys?
Starting point is 00:09:48 Well, that's a complicated question. What if someone drunk drove hit a baby? Sure. Is that bad, do you think? Yeah, I think that's bad. You have beautiful eyelashes. Thank you so much. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I appreciate that. So how do you defend that baby hitting drunk? Everyone has a right to defend themselves in a court of law. It's up to the state to prove beyond a reasonable doubt. No, no, no, no. Maybe that baby had a bad vibe. Okay, that's fair. That is fair.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I agree with you. That's why he's a people's lawyer, maybe. Maybe that baby had a bad vibe. No, I mean, the reality is, the truth is- Who put the baby in the road? It's actually my favorite question about public defense work generally is like, oh, how do you defend someone who did some horrible thing? And I've defended people who have been convicted previously of really, really heinous shit
Starting point is 00:10:32 that I've read in their rap sheet. And I would gladly defend people, defend poor people really in any context. The issue is, when someone does some really, really heinous shit, they're probably going to get convicted. In most cases, they're going to get convicted anyway. So what you're doing is you're just trying to like mitigate the harm. Like they're going to maybe go to jail, go to prison for 10 years instead of the rest of their lives. Has there ever been a time where you saw a rap sheet and you knew you had to do your job but part of you was like god damn i don't want to do this one no really never wow that's good and i've i've defended people who did i mean like you know the worst shit you can think
Starting point is 00:11:14 of i've defended those people a pig fucker but that's the worst thing you can think of like like you you skipped child and went to pig. That's crazy. I'm sorry. Maybe the child had a good vibe. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. She could be a public defender. Just kidding. Just kidding.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I'm just kidding. You are so right. You're beat right now. That's amazing. Well, it's because someone's going to clip it. Like I said that. And then I'll. Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Be hated on. But guys, it's a joke. Also, I have the pass. No, I don't fuck children. What? Why? I would like to make it very clear. I do not fuck children.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Thank you. However, an adult, when I was a child, they didn't, but they did. But I'm fine. I see. I'm therapy. You are anything but fine. Anyway, I clearly saved that. That was like, Austin's not here.
Starting point is 00:12:09 So you're playing the role of both Austin and yourself. I am in his seat. Unimaginably traumatic childhood story passed off as like a normal happenstance and also blundering through it. It's fantastic. No, no. I think I did a good job. You did an amazing job it happens you did an amazing job unfortunately but you do believe that the worst of the worst deserve a little less like
Starting point is 00:12:30 so you wouldn't believe in the death sentence can i defend you sure as there okay my client believes understandably like many other americans do that the american criminal justice system is a ruthless machine that actually does not work at the behest of the public at all. There is no focus on rehabilitation and only focus on cruelty. The American criminal justice system is vindictive, malicious, inhumane, and harmful. Therefore, any time that you can shave off from that cruel, torturous condition is still perfectly valid. Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:08 And I think, you know, the truth is, like, everybody, it's, people do bad things to other people. What if they ran over 10 babies? That's, you know. What if they went on a manhunt of babies? I don't know the exact number of babies. Okay. It is. At some point, you'd be like, eh.
Starting point is 00:13:24 We'll find it. So there's a number of babies where it is at some point we'll find it so there's a number of babies where you'd be like i'm done with this okay we could figure out what that number is get this man off the baby street why are there so many babies on the street i don't know but uh if you i mean i don't know i'm sure it's a hard i mean i'm with you i i as much as i'm being an antagonist right now i do believe that no no it's a great question but i think the reality is that um everybody has a story everybody gets to a place uh you know it's not like they're not born yesterday in terms of how their life was lived and traumatized people can hurt other people hurt people hurt people that's why i mean to hassan yeah and that makes sense and you should be thank you my my attorney said so hell yeah no he's my attorney there's a conflict of interest here
Starting point is 00:14:10 you're my attorney what the hell you're i'm poorer than you so i need him what pretty good by a lot are you kidding me that's crazy not by a lot that's crazy not by you can literally pull up like you got the ludwig boost no that's not that's not oh you want to bring up the ludwig yeah i know what happened to him this month there's no boost there i know that's fuck normally that would have worked but this is one of those instances where it doesn't anyway thank you attorney i appreciate it yeah no problem no problem. Happy to talk. Speaking of people who are less fortunate, we spent the whole day today, Alex, myself, and March,
Starting point is 00:14:54 working with Water Drop Los Angeles, which is a community organizing initiative that brings much-needed supplies to homeless people is skid row and part of that was because there's a lot of dehumanizing content surrounding homeless people out there from people who even like are seemingly nice to the homeless people right where they're just like go in there put a fucking camera in people's faces and treat them like npcs basically or you know throw money at them and it's just like oh pick it up that type of shit uh and and uh on top of that there's obviously a lot of dehumanizing rhetoric and dehumanizing sentiment in mainstream media in general and there's so much violence that homeless people withstand in a general uh in on a daily basis but then outside of that i feel like
Starting point is 00:15:43 the the violence is ramped up really increasingly in the past couple of months, especially homelessness. The homeless population has also increased by 18% this past year. Now there's more than 700,000 homeless people living on the street, going to sleep tonight in the United States of America, the wealthiest nation on earth. There are 700,000 plus people that are going to be sleeping outside. So I wanted to, uh,
Starting point is 00:16:08 you know, work with the local community organizers, get people to also, uh, participate in that process. And, uh, more importantly,
Starting point is 00:16:18 also highlight the humanity of these people. And I think we did a really good job with that overall. And I'm very, I'm very thankful for Alex, all jokes aside and thankful for march as well not thankful for cutie who didn't show up i'm busy that's real i was i'm busy girl yeah how do you feel about that you're real for that i feel fine i raised eighty thousand dollars for charity this that's true you did sick no biggie you did also i decided i'm gonna do a hundred mile bike race isn't that fun okay connor oh my god you're trying to be like connor so that ludwig loves you more oh my god you recognize that that's your that is his one true love i didn't mean to do that that's crazy i just
Starting point is 00:17:02 thought it would help me get fit we have a friend friend. His name is Connor Dog Voice Acting slash Connor Dog Virginia slash Connor Dog Veterans Affairs. He lives in Japan. He's a voice actor. He's a Twitch streamer. And he does these like massive charities for the IDF. Not the baby murder IDF, but the good IDF, the Immunodeficiency Foundation. Oh, shit. That's a terrible acronym.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Yeah, I know. Yeah, it is unlucky. That's crazy. I think they should change it. I'm giving so much money to the IDF.ficiency Foundation. Oh, shit. That's a terrible acronym. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it is unlucky. That's crazy. I think they should change it. I'm giving so much money to the idea. It's crazy. But he does these long bike rides across Japan and raises a lot of money,
Starting point is 00:17:37 and I think Cutie is stealing that idea so that Ludwig loves her more. I just want to get skinny. I don't know. Fat phobia. Oh shit. I am. Arrest me. They're going to.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Once this show is over, I'm reporting you to the authorities. The fat phobia police. But I was just at the mall, which is the opposite of giving to homeless people. Unfortunately. I was just at the mall um which is the opposite of giving to homeless people um yeah unfortunately um i was just at the mall and there were so many posters for glp ones it was insane oh yeah it was like it was like um dystopian almost wait for what and those posters are fat phobic glp1 agonist is um um ozempic ozempic oh shit okay we do v or whatever yeah oh yeah that shit i mean it's going mainstream i guess yeah there's just
Starting point is 00:18:32 posters there's just posters of like plus size people with shooting themselves in the arm and saying ask your doctor about blah blah blah and i'm just i don't think it's phobic i think it's good i think it's kooky beans a little bit i think it's how like in your face it is it's um well first of all any sort of pharmaceutical ad yeah no the use of the drug being like no any sort of pharmaceutical ad is kooky beans you're right about that yeah it's the one thing i like about rfk said he was going to get rid of like pharmaceutical advertising where is he now and not the fact that probably he knows the truth about covid that it's a chinese jewish conspiracy i mean i didn't say i like everything about him i said that's the thing no i'm saying that's the thing i like about he does wish he'd kill more babies yes he did he did
Starting point is 00:19:20 kill a lot of babies in samoa oh yeah. Yeah, I think he spread diseases directly. Intentionally? Doing what? What was it, Marge? Can you pull this up? What a crazy thing to know about somebody. Yeah, he killed like 81 people, I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Not to be confused with JFK, which is where I started. He also pulled up a shirtless pic of him really? I just want to see it yeah Paul Rege Jr. falsely denied his connection to a deadly measles outbreak in Samoa
Starting point is 00:19:59 a 2023 documentary about vaccine opposition oh okay you're scrolling he's trying to figure it out let marsh do his job yeah he um a 2023 documentary about vaccine opposition rfk junior was asked about the deadly measles outbreak that occurred in samoa in 2019 and claimed the lives of 81 83 people i was right mostly children kenn, leading anti-vaxxer who had visited the Pacific Island nation a few months before the outbreak, replied, I'm aware that there was a measles outbreak. I had nothing to do with people not vaccinating in Samoa.
Starting point is 00:20:38 I never told anybody not to vaccinate. I didn't go there with any reason to do with that. He did do that. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good Kennedy. He played that role there. So that's fun stuff. That's cool. I would defend him. No, he's rich. He's rich. He's rich. I don't have to defend him.
Starting point is 00:20:57 You literally were excited at the prospect. No. I'm excited at the prospect of defending Luigi Mangione. I would defend him. The people's princess. The goat. Do you think he could pull off a really nice tramp stamp? Luigi? Yeah. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:21:14 We should all get matching ones. Us? Us three. I'm down. I know we just met, but it would mean a lot to me. I would actually do it if you want to. I'm not kidding. He won't do it. I would not do it, no. Well, if it's not all of us. He won't do a suicide pact with us either. Yeah, of course not.
Starting point is 00:21:28 My first tattoo was not going to be a tramp stamp, I don't think. Oh, you don't have any? No. Oh, shit. I have no tats. Tat-free baby. It's haram. Oh, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I do want to get some in Japan. What? You should get like a big ass dragon on your back. Your favorite John Mayer has a guy that he's going to put me in contact with. I don't. That does like poke and stick. When is John Mayer coming on the podcast? I'll be normal.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Oh, you're welcoming to this prospect. I won't talk to him about Taylor Swift. I know you will. I won't. That would be uncomfortable. I would actually put money that you. That would be uncomfortable. I won't talk to him about Taylor Swift. I know you will. I won't. That would be uncomfortable. I would actually put money that you... That would be uncomfortable. I know how to read the room.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Are you sure? Mm-mm. 128. I think there is... I would put $100 that you do it within the first six minutes. There is no way you'd be holding it in. You'd be white knuckling through it like... I would hold it in because he'd be so uncomfortable if I brought it up.
Starting point is 00:22:22 That'd be so cringe of me. I would subtly use lyrics in normal conversation, of course. But just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:22:30 But I would. Yeah. I just don't think he's actually your friend. He's not. He's not my friend at all. Oh, great. You should. I think you should have him on.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Why would you think that he's my friend? Because you always say he's your friend. Yeah, as a joke. Like, I've hung out with him. Then why? Then why don't you do? He's such a clout chaser. I know. Isn't he such a clout chaser? It's a joke like i've hung out with him then why i then why don't you do isn't he such a clown it's a joke obviously no one actually thinks john mayer is my friend fucking name dropper weird that he does that for attention crazy no i do it because it's funny because you
Starting point is 00:22:58 get mad well how do you know his tattoo artist? Okay, well, I know him enough. Not to have him on the podcast. Just invite him on the pod. No, I'm not going to. Say you love Dead & Co. Yeah, say that. Be like, yo, Dead & Co. rips. Come on the pod.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I have watched Dead & Co. I've seen, that's the one concert I think I've been to. But that wasn't even because of John Mayer. It's because my manager at the time was also Bob Weir's manager. Sick. Who's Bob Weir? From Grateful Dead. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Another name dropper over there. Him. This is not name dropping. I mean, he does it all the time when we're together. None of us have dropped anything. Oh, he's name dropping. Yeah. Just a name.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Yeah. This guy I know. What is happening right now? Timothee Chalamet. Yeah. Why know what is happening right timothy chalamet yeah why don't you get timothy chalamet oh my god it'd be so sick he would definitely come let me dm him from your phone what let me dm him no why yeah you don't care about us yeah you dm what are you gonna say i can't i've tried dming chapel roan for my phone it did not work i also tried chapel roan by going going through an appropriate avenue. What appropriate avenue?
Starting point is 00:24:08 Let's just say that. She said no? No, she didn't say no, but I did go through her bestie, who is a fan. But I also wasn't like pushy about it. I wasn't like, I was like, hey, it's probably lame to even ask. Yeah, I'm so stupid. Yeah, that's literally what I did here. Timothy Chalamet.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Instagram or Twitter? Instagram, I feel like is what. Instagram. Timothy gives Instagram vibes. Yeah, for sure, Instagram. So let's see. Oh, hell yeah. Timothy.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Yo, Timmy. Timothy Chalamet. I think we've looked him up before. That's why. He was on your recent searches. Oh my God, you're such a freak. I think he does not follow you yeah obviously how many people does he follow oh you've messaged him before what did i say you said um loser alert in 2020 in 2021 you said mansion post fire emoji god you're such a man mansion post i don't know
Starting point is 00:25:09 what that word is oh joe mansion oh another name notice that tim come on the broad or no i said that on march 1st yeah and then yeah yeah didn't he just do a street interview with Brittany Broski? Yeah, but Brittany Broski's got dick. Dick? Yeah. Yeah, no, she's saying like, okay, what are you going to fucking concoct? I'm going to say. What does that mean? Hello, Timothy, period.
Starting point is 00:25:35 I have already literally asked him to come on the show, by the way. You asked him to come on your show. Okay. I have a podcast that I think you would enjoy and contribute to in a fun and positive way, period. Would you be interested in joining us, question mark? I have so many snacks and they are free, period. He's going to think I'm a serial killer. Did you send it?
Starting point is 00:25:58 Oh my God. You sent that? I mean, I don't care. Oh my God. He'll see it. He's never going to fucking see it. He's going to see it. It'd be really funny if he saw it and was like, fuck you, dude.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I think the snacks is a good selling point. Yeah. I think that's fucking awesome. He does have lots of snacks. You haven't helped yourself. I hope he blocks you. Me too. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:26:17 His life will move on. What will I do if Timothy Chalamet blocks me? You'll be real sad. You'll be real sad. We will point and we will point and laugh please don't block me timothy i need you oh i need you to be on the show i need you to i mean it would be sick it would be sick to have him on i think he's very cool i think he's cool i think he would like will neff he's why not me? Well. No personality. Yeah. Doesn't really know how to hold a conversation with someone. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:26:50 In the ping pong way. That's not true. You're wrong. Really? I can hold a conversation. With who? Let's do it right now. I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Let's do it right now. I don't want to talk to you. Let's hold a conversation. I think Taylor Swift is the greatest recording artist of all time. What do you think? Period. Who can't hold a fucking conversation now? End of conversation.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Weird starting point. I found, I established something that we are mutually interested in, something that I know you agree with, and I think I started the conversation pretty well. Wouldn't it be better to start a contrarian? Wouldn't it be better to start with a question? Who do you think is the greatest? Who do you think is the greatest musical artist of all time?
Starting point is 00:27:35 All time. That's really hard. Really? No, go ahead. Who do you think? I don't know. Say, choose your words very carefully. There's so many great people out there in the world of music with so much talent.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Yeah. It's Taylor Swift. Anyway, speaking of Taylor Swift, March, can you pull up Mao's birthday China? It was Mao Zedong's birthday recently. This is something that people celebrate in China. Why am I talking about this? Because we have a long standing battle, me and Cutie Cinderella, where Cutie Cinderella throws shows together.
Starting point is 00:28:17 One of the shows was icons. She wanted people to bring forth iconic celebrities of the past. And Hassan never wants to talk about the New Jersey Drums. people to bring forth iconic celebrities of the past and has never once and i said oh i would like to sing a song for mao zedong red sun in the sky cutie cinderella said what is that i said mao zedong he's like the george washington but not bad and didn't own slaves of china um and and cutie was like that's not. And I said to her something that. Maybe I shouldn't be saying in your vicinity, I said something like, well, Mao Zedong is infinitely more iconic than Taylor Swift. His red book was in the hands of every every revolutionary movement
Starting point is 00:28:58 of the global south and everyone in China hails him as a champion and a hero. Therefore, he is automatically more iconic than Taylor Swift. I just wanted to show you the birthday celebrations of Mao Zedong just so you understand how iconic he is, because I don't think Taylor Swift gets celebrated like this. Okay. We're watching a drone show? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Argument is rapidly falling apart,'s on that's it there was a lot of people there but like how many billions bill there were billions of billions where were billions of people house in in beijing what do you mean there's there were billions of people housed in beijing that were celebrating and people that weren't in beijing were celebrating in their hearts okay that's interesting um because i'm just gonna just google really quick uh how many people saw the heirs tour live where they purchased a ticket and left their house uh--huh. Okay, there's a lot of repeat offenders on that one, like yourself. So, you know, you got to shave off 25% of whatever number you were arriving. It was 10 million people across 21 countries.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Okay, Mao Zedong is infinitely more iconic than that. I mean, I only saw one party in one country. That's all I saw. I just saw one. Okay, that's fair. He's dead. I not one party he's dead if he was alive right now people would be fucking he could go on a tour and shut it down how many billions of people did you say again like one just one billion multiple it sounded like one
Starting point is 00:30:37 because let me tell you about one song that taylor swift has taylor swift has one song called um cardigan and it has 1.2 billion listens just the one song we think about that Alex I know that you're currently under threat by um Taylor Swift stands but I would really want you to to come to my aid here and talk about Mao Zedong being more iconic than Taylor Swift please okay be honest what do you think what do I think about what who do you think is more iconic Taylor Swift or Mao Zedong being more iconic than Taylor Swift, please. Okay, be honest. What do you think? What do I think about what? Who do you think is more iconic, Taylor Swift or Mao Zedong? It's such an interesting question.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Really, it is. Just because someone knows a name doesn't mean they're iconic, right? Like we all know Hitler. Would you say Hitler is more iconic than Taylor Swift? I can't believe you would compare Mao Zedong to Adolf Hitler. I don't know anything about Mao Zedong. I'm just saying names. If there's one person that's closer to Adolf Hitler, it's the woman in his image.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Who is that? What does that mean? The Ubermensch. Taylor Swift looks like she would thrive in the 1800s without the racist, but with the racist as well. In the Aryan. So you're saying because she's Aryan race, she's Hitler? You can't just say things like that.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I'm just saying that one would be, you know, infinitely more successful in Adolf's vision. I don't know when Mao Zedong was alive. I think in the 2000s. Really? We need to stop. Okay, we got to move on from this conversation. I do not think Taylor Swift is Adolf Hitler.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Please do not yell at me. Hassan thinks Taylor Swift is Adolf Hitler. I think he does. He said it, not me. I didn't say it. Dox him again, please. They already know where I live. They sent me pictures of my apartment.
Starting point is 00:32:31 That's so funny. Keep it up it up swifties you're impressive you can't egg them on they're very impressive they're talented they are very scary i'm i'm terrified no no disrespect taylor swift i think like being did you see her birthday party that travis planned for her it was very cute it wasn't it wasn't a birthday it was an heiress tour wrap party kind of combo with a birthday party it was kind of weird that it was combo do you think travis kelsey like actually put thought and effort into it or do you think he hired someone i think he actually put thought and effort into it because if he hired someone it would have been much better oh oh no like it was a little can you pull it up it was a little cheesy it was a little cheesy it was very like he did a good job but if you would have hired like cte if you would have hired no you can get the cte vibes off of it i think if you hired a like a
Starting point is 00:33:08 real party planner like i'm sure like hitman his team did it but if you hired a party planner it would have been way more classy like it was just a little that's i need to see it it's a little party city but that's fine that's fucking sick yeah taylor swift airs for a wrap party thrown by Travis Kelsey. Marge has not pulled shit up today. He's pulled up zero things today. It was kind of cute though because like Travis you know at the show There you go. At the show
Starting point is 00:33:37 Taylor always gives away the 22 hat so Travis gave her the 22 hat. It's kind of cute. A cute moment. So what is it where is it like it doesn't it looks pretty basic it looks pretty bad that's what i said that's why i think it was him i think he did it himself i probably got an assistant to do it well i with an assistant but that's much different than just like hiring a there's him giving her the 22 hat there's them doing the willow dance there's all of her friends dressed in different eras
Starting point is 00:34:05 britney mahomes was there boo classically people love her boo but yeah it's cute yeah that's beautiful beautiful i love love thank you i'm saying that i'm very happy for a celebration there was also a knockoff of a beautiful travis kelsey um movie that was made like a lifetime movie what yeah apparently it's like miserable wait wait i've got a good story uh-huh okay sorry no as you should uh just because i thought no no no it's totally unrelated to this oh it's actually kind of it's insane okay but it's about it's about my personal life i don't know if that's interesting okay but so oh fuck this will probably all get cut holy shit we don't cut anything okay
Starting point is 00:34:54 little prince so i had this weird thing happen with uh this person that was like really into my brother okay and was like part of our sort of like part of our family but not they weren't just to be clear they weren't part of our family they were like a family cousin was a family friend family friend family friend and um just because you've said the movie thing so this reminded me this uh oh my god uh basically long story short she made a film that like got on amazon prime okay and it was based on a story about like a fictitious love triangle between herself and my brother my brother's ex oh my god and the thing is like there are actors in the film that are like me and my brother. Like stand-ins for me and my brother.
Starting point is 00:35:48 And I actually got clocked so bad. It's like actually embarrassing. What do you mean? Just the scene is like I'm like on my phone and like not paying attention and just like sort of disinterested. Yeah, we could pull it up. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:36:03 It's on Amazon Prime. But I don't want to put the title in the... Oh, we don't pull it up. We will look at it behind the paywall with a clip. Yeah, we could do it on the Patreon. We'll do it behind the paywall at patreon.com. That's crazy that that happened. Where does she know?
Starting point is 00:36:19 Did you guys ever say anything? So my brother's name is Jesse. Okay, shout out Jesse. He's in rabbinical school. He's in rabbinical school. He is in rabbinical school. She got married. You're a rabbi? Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:29 That's cool. That's what they do there. Well, I didn't know. Why would I know that? It's called rabbinical school. QD is Mormon. I guessed my words, and I did a good job. You did.
Starting point is 00:36:38 You killed it. QD is Mormon. Are you really? I'm ex-Mormon. Ex-Mormon. Yeah. Oh, shit. She baptized Anne Frank. No, I did not do that. Wow. are you really I'm ex-mormon ex-mormon but yeah oh shit she baptized Anne Frank
Starting point is 00:36:46 no I did not do that wow her people did how uh called baptism of the dead you can wait
Starting point is 00:36:55 is that even allowed yeah we'll baptize you someday you're well done they just do it without telling people they baptized Adolf Hitler as well no they fucking didn't they did that
Starting point is 00:37:03 they baptized Adolf Hitler and all of the Jews that died in the Holocaust. Well, that's kind of nice, I guess. I love this story about Mormonism. It's my favorite story of all time because it just shows how nutty it is. It is nutty. Where they were just like, this will be fine. I mean, if you smoke them, got them, you know, I guess.
Starting point is 00:37:26 They said my way or the highway yeah but i guess it's like i guess like you know six million they beat his ass down there kind of you know what i mean oh they think all the jews are in hell no you give baptisms to the dead wherever no matter no when i say down there i mean like planets they don planets. Mormons don't go to hell. Do they? I thought you were talking about the six million Jews. There's still hell. From the Holocaust. No, they're not in hell. What's going on is...
Starting point is 00:37:53 When I said down there, I meant... Before we got on, he was saying this also. It was really weird. All six million of them down there. Christ killers, that's what he said wow that's the original sin crazy i do i do say a lot of atheistic stuff as you guys know that's why i never on camera but always off yeah always off camera um no they go to planets right don't they yeah like what happens when they get baptized you're still hell but when you get
Starting point is 00:38:22 baptized you're no longer in hell. You're going to a planet. Yeah, as long as you've been baptized. Essentially, in Mormonism, it's hard to go to hell unless you have met God and denied him face to face. Oh, shit. Yeah. Unless you're the Antichrist. Or an angel has come down to you.
Starting point is 00:38:39 But that was the original Mormon version. They buffed that out. Yeah, they patched it. That's good that they got rid of that. That was the funny... Yeah, version buffed that out they they yeah they patched it that's good that they got rid of that um that was the funny yeah the only people that are automatically evil are those with a mark of cane uh yeah yeah which is black people or the lamanites yeah which is like people like and you become evil when you're you know when you or you become black if you're evil i like the nation Nation of Islam stuff better. Oh, dude, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Well, it's not just better, it's the truth. Yakub, Dr. Yakub. Yeah, it's the truth. So good. You know about Dr. Yakub? March pulled it up. March pulled up Dr. Yakub. Dr. Yakub is a brilliant mad scientist. He has a very large head.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Unfortunately, in that very large head, there's a lot of ideas. One of the worst ideas, i.e. his worst invention, is the invention of white people. The white devil. Yes. There he is. Oh! Is his head actually that shape? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Yeah, because he's brilliant. Okay. Yeah. A coordination of Islam's doctrine, Yaakov was a black Meccan scientist who lived 6,000 centuries ago and created the white race, according to the story, following his discovery of the law of attraction and repulsion, he gathered followers and began the creation of the white race through a form of selective breeding referred to as grafting on the island of Palmos. Yacoub died at the age of 150.
Starting point is 00:40:01 May his soul rest in peace. But his followers continued the process. Actually, no, no he's bad guy sorry uh yeah burn in hell yeah with with adolf hitler okay not not the jewish oh okay your words they're not your words clarifying again okay thank you okay according to noi the white race was created with an evil nature and were destined to rule over black people for a period of 6 000 years through the practice of tricknology which ended in 1914 that's when technology ended or tricknology that's crazy it came back when i started skateboarding though doing tricks on that knowledge oh hell yeah thank you yeah it's really cool i like an
Starting point is 00:40:42 ancient of islam uh because turks play a formative role in the lore where they bring the white people and like Turks are supposed to be like the vanguard, the defenders that like actually entrap the white people in Anatolia. Okay. So Jesse, your brother that's training to become a rabbi. Yeah. Different religion. Uh huh.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Yeah. He's becoming. Yeah. He's a nation of islam rabbi okay no he's just a regular jewish kind okay and uh yeah he's cool guy yeah but you were saying something oh sorry yeah yeah um well you yeah so this person made this film that was based on this uh are they still friends no not really because things got increasingly weird like that was based on this uh are they still friends no not really because things got
Starting point is 00:41:25 increasingly weird like that was already really weird so she did it before telling him uh it was kind of like this is happening so interesting yeah was she in love with him or just using him as inspo i think the former i mean i think she was really into him for a long time she married this guy who was also named jesse and then maybe i shouldn't spill this tea but uh is he also in rabbinical school i don't know about him they already they already got separated broadway oh they didn't work out but your brother jesse who's way cooler than you he is way cooler than me it's very true yeah he's much cooler oh he's not online it's okay marat is cooler than him so yeah well that's why i was saying we're're both cursed and blessed with much cooler brothers.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Yeah. That's not online. Exactly. They're not online, so they're cool. Yeah. It's crazy that you can just make movies like that. It's pretty amazing. It's really not a very good movie, I have to say.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Really? It is funny to see the people she cast as me and my brother and to see that next to a photo of us together, which maybe we can show or something. That's interesting. Do you want to see it? Yeah, we'll pull it up. In the paywall, we'll take a look at it
Starting point is 00:42:36 and we'll hide the important aspects. Okay. Well, we have to eat our words on something. know what you're gonna talk about girly pop nation yep we were wrong and we are misogynistic i don't think we have to eat our words though because like we were kind of on oh no we were on blake lively's side originally and then we flipped over a little bit to justin baldoni But even then, I feel like, am I misremembering? I think we're flip-floppers.
Starting point is 00:43:08 I think we listen to the narrative on the internet a lot. I might be misremembering. I think you are. But when you presented this at first, we were like, oh, he's kind of like giving male feminism. And it took a lot for us to be like, okay, maybe he's the right guy, but who knows? I don't remember because i was just spewing the smear campaign i was the smear we were the smear they could have been paying me they weren't i know very i know i don't know that much about this whole situation the only thing that i recall
Starting point is 00:43:35 was that the or i thought the weird part of it initially uh-huh was the marketing campaign was kind of weird like yeah i thought that was kind of the initial conversation regardless yeah yeah yeah like but i mean the sequence of events was first like okay everyone's doing pr separate that's kind of weird sure what's going on coaling hoover the person that hired justin baldoni to do the movie unfollowed him and also like isn't being around him so like clearly he's a weirdo like everyone's how we started it that is how we started we originally covered it like justin baldoni's a weirdo yeah what the fuck happened and then all of this like all these videos came
Starting point is 00:44:16 out of like lively being weird and like previous interviews including that norwegian yeah woman who apparently is like a smear merchant like she just kind of works alongside daily mail kind of like she suspiciously always resurfaces old interviews that was fucked up yeah i mean even i mean that's this is the weird thing yes it was a very successful smear campaign the shit that blake lively did was still weird yeah like i don't think even though a smear campaign was successful that they're like i don don't think Justin Baldoni is innocent whatsoever when before we did think he was innocent. But I don't think I don't think like I don't think, you know, Blake Lively's innocent for saying, hey, guys, more florals to my movie about domestic abuse. Yeah, that was. Yeah. I think that was still cringe.
Starting point is 00:44:59 So that's the point I made as well. But it doesn't really matter. And the reason why I made that point was to be like, listen, you don't have to be a perfect victim. OK, that what we have found out since then is that Blake Lively had made some pretty serious claims. Yeah. Had made some pretty serious allegations against Justin Baldonioni and the overall um like what is it discomfort that he had created on set specifically uh like adding a kissing scene where no such kissing scene had to take place weird making her uh do like full frontal nudity in one of the scenes uh yeah where there was a studio exec there i I believe that the intimacy coordinators weren't there
Starting point is 00:45:45 in some of the instances. This is a litany of very serious and very valid. Yeah, Justin Baldoni's a freak. Very valid points that she made. She also had Justin Baldoni made his brother play the role of the OBGYN or something. Really? I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:46:05 I didn't see that one. Yeah, just like really gross shit, right? Yeah. Yucky. And we now know, and this is the piping hot part of the tea, we now know all of this was a coordinated smear campaign because Justin Baldoni and the studio had hired a publicist. I forget the name of the publicist. However, that publicist also had other publicists working under her. Two girlies from this other female
Starting point is 00:46:33 publicist that Justin Baldoni had initially hired conspired against the publicist, the main publicist, to steal Justin Baldoni as a client. so the main publicist actually started civil litigation against these two uh former employees okay in the court filings in discovery text messages were unearthed between uh her and like between the two publicists that had left justin baldoni or that had gone with justinoni, stole Justin Baldoni as a client, and they were talking to Justin Baldoni, they were talking about conspiring against the original publicist,
Starting point is 00:47:13 and some of the text messages also showed that they themselves were familiar with some of the allegations that Blake Lai was making long before this stuff became mainstream media. Like, long before this stuff became mainstream media, like before the stuff became known by Asian press.
Starting point is 00:47:27 And he kind of even agreed with Blake and said that Justin was a little gross. Yeah. And and that, I think, kind of reconfirms that on top of the fact that everyone unfollowed Justin Baldoni and that all of the cast members, basically including SAG-AFTRA, have come out and made statements defending Blake Lively and maybe even in favor of Justin Baldoni. It ended up now becoming a much larger problem for him. And now there's also an additional. It is crazy. It's crazy, though, because you you would think that we're too smart to fall for that.
Starting point is 00:48:18 We're not. I was on the band. I was like, Blake, like that bitch. You know, we hate you. Yeah. Like it was it Blake, like that bitch. You know what I'm saying? We hate you. Yeah. Like it was, it's so crazy. Yeah. But then, I mean, literally one of the things that he sent her, he like told her she was like sick.
Starting point is 00:48:33 She had like a sinus infection or something. And Justin Maldoni was like, oh, go to my naturopath. He'll give you like really great vitamins. He's amazing. She shows up and it's a weight loss doctor. Oh yeah. And he's just like, just weird, petty, crazy, weird shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Isn't that crazy? Real freak micromanager shit. Is this why people were talking about the intimacy coordinators? Because I know people were talking about it in the context of Enora. The Enora thing was just like, they didn't have an intimacy coordinator. Yeah. But the actors were fine with it. And there was like a discourse about it.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Yeah. And I made the mistake of making a joke that I deleted. Uh-oh. You can't make a joke. What is wrong with you? I am sick. I am sick in the head. Anything I think I just send out into the world because i am a thoughtless no
Starting point is 00:49:25 you're you're sick in the head because you have unlimited maxed out misogyny oh yeah not me though just kidding i am even more misogynistic than alexander lolo uh why am i more misogynistic because i basically covered the story in the exact same way that I just covered it now, summarizing it. Okay. And even making a mention that, like, Blake Lively's bad vibes overall, whether she had a plantation wedding or not, it doesn't really fucking matter,
Starting point is 00:49:53 because she's making some pretty serious allegations. Yeah. And they seem, you know, they seem correct. So I think treating that with dignity and respect and also making an additional statement about how like we shouldn't automatically just demand that, you know, people are perfect victims is silly and wrong and unproductive and stupid. But people clipped a parse where I was yelling at my chatters who were like Blake Lively had her hand forced by so many studios to tell everyone to wear flower dresses the domestic abuse yeah i think that's the thing that's crazy is it all comes to like telling someone flowers verse uh you know walking in on someone in their dressing room when they're breastfeeding their child these are very different things like and also like the argument
Starting point is 00:50:45 of yes blake lagley has been mean in interviews she has been bitchy um but who hasn't i wouldn't that's my that i mean that is my biggest thing is like when you really you could go through and clip almost any celebrity ever they've done enough interviews that you can go find them being bitchy like every single one it was just crazy it is crazy how coordinated of an effort that this smear campaign was and that it was just like they did a fucking good job at smearing it was impressive they should open a bagel shop it was it was just crazy who knew i think it is a very sophisticated campaign i think like especially because of the way that the the media works and the way that trends work uh if you land on like pre-existing
Starting point is 00:51:32 um socio-political constructs like misogyny like uh against a woman it's it's perfect yeah it's the most successful way to undermine a female victim it's existed throughout history but like the internet has certainly helped uh aid and abet that and that was my underlying point and it still is my uh you know most significant analysis from this otherwise like celebrity related drama yeah the next time that the media is making a woman out to be a bitch and they're using the word bitch we all need to slow down for a second and think where's it coming i will not be doing that oh i will be continuing with my supercharged i'll be writing the headlines as long as you're consistent i guess that's all that matters it's because i am a massager okay
Starting point is 00:52:19 well good i like that yeah What did everyone get for Christmas? Ooh. I got a bunch of cool stuff. Okay. Um, my grandmother gave me this like crazy necklace thing that you button up to your button up basically. I don't know. It's like some Turkic. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:43 So that was cool. Um, what else did I get i didn't really i think i really i gave a lot of gifts i don't i mean i didn't really receive any anything like crazy my brother gave me i got you a really cool lego set so you re-gifted the train lego set and and it was it well it was i got a lot of gifts for my for my cousins but i knew that uh joy loves harry potter okay so i gave it to her okay and she freaked the fuck out so it was worth it okay you're welcome then yeah um i also took your concord that you got it's not mine that's austin's yeah i took that and i gave that to marat what did marat say he fucking loved it i knew it yeah i'm so good
Starting point is 00:53:31 at giving gifts to other people yeah so i i stole austin's gift i stole uh well i guess i think will's is still out there you could use that one i was going to do that as well but i was like that's a bit much i'm surprised will didn't take his. I thought he would like it. A bit rich for my blood. That's too much. So, I didn't, you know, Austin doesn't know. Hopefully he will never find out. I think he'll forget. I think he will forget. If we don't talk about it, he'll just forget. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Unless people clip this and send it to him in the Discord, which they might do. So please don't do that. Let's see how long we can go without Austin realizing. Yeah, let's see how long. Yeah. I mean, I'll blame him. He could have long we can go. Yeah, let's see how long. Yeah. I mean, I'll blame. He could have just taken it home. We told him that he could have.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Whatever. He doesn't like Legos, but he's got lots of twinks that probably do. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. But he didn't take it with him. Twinks love Legos. That's what I said. Marshall, where we at?
Starting point is 00:54:22 Uh-huh. What did you get for Christmas? Hassan got me cologne and a choker necklace. Okay. That doesn't fit because I'm too thick. Oh, I'm sorry. That was my way of telling you to lose some fat. Right, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Get on that GLP agonist. Yeah, he's going to take you to the mall and slow down around the ads. Yeah. You see anything interesting around here? This is pretty cool, right? That's pretty much it. I mean, to be honest, I didn't do much for the holidays this year. I mean, I came.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. I bought myself gifts. Why is it depressing? No, it's not depressing. It's fine. We've been hanging out.
Starting point is 00:55:07 We didn't do gifts this year with my family. We were all kind of like, eh. Tired. We don't need to do gifts. Yeah, we're good. I went crazy with the gifts. I got my other cousin an electric bike. Fucking loved it. I got AirPods. The AirPod Max is for my grandpa and my my dad i got
Starting point is 00:55:29 him some sunglasses as well because he stole my mom's sunglasses my mom wanted this like rebecca minkoff back backpack i got the exact one she fucking freaked out it was dope oh i really went crazy because i took a day off so i could like be a human yeah and do like normal human civilian stuff and i did it i went and i shopped my freaking face off and i got all of my loved ones gifts that's beautiful that's amazing except for my podcast yeah i've noticed that of all the people he's naming, which is crazy. Because it's at post Christmas. Yeah. It's a faux pas. For sure. Right.
Starting point is 00:56:06 It'd be so fucking cringe. Yeah. And I also did socialism with Lolo, where I bought a bunch of fans randomly. Panini press. I got panini presses. I got a picture of it. Computers. They sent me the panini.
Starting point is 00:56:21 You know, stuff like that. They sent you a panini? I said, send me the picture of the panini you make, and they did. That's awesome. He bit into it first, which is I think bad. You're supposed to cut it. You're supposed to
Starting point is 00:56:35 not bite into it like a fucking animal and take the photo. They don't know the ethics of it. They don't know the ethics of taking a cool photo no not everyone's an influencer like you young peasy you fucked up like an animal you bit into your food and then you took a photo of the food that you bit into instead of making the panini press cutting it in half opening it up like this putting it on a nice plate. And then... My finger's bleeding. Ugh. And then... I hate when he does that.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Nose for auto. Ugh. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. That's why I'm dressed like this. You guys didn't even ask. You just acted like this was fucking normal. And now I'm just wearing it the whole fucking time.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Oh, I thought it was. I thought you were kind of like a pirate guy. I thought you were going to be like, what are you wearing? I was going to. And then you said fucking nothing. I was going to. So I'm just wearing it. I was going to said you said fucking nothing i was just wearing it i was going to i couldn't even do the joke no i was gonna make a joke about how you're wearing that while talking about like the important work that you do as a public as a defense attorney uh and
Starting point is 00:57:38 i thought it was way funnier to just leave it hanging. I thought you were like a Seinfeld fan. No. Bummer. I wore it because of Nosferatu. Oh my god. I just brought it for that reason only. Oh. Okay. Well, on that note, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for tuning in.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Oh shit. Okay. And watching us. We're going to the Patreon now. Alex, what do you want to plug for the people? Where can people find you? If you hit any babies. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Just my sub stack, honestly. My sub stack is, it's LOL overruled. What's a sub stack? It's like a writing social. It's a sub stack uh it's a right it's like a writing social it's it's a right wing it's it's a writing social media site so people go and write articles there and they can like it's really cool and i started in nerds back in june of this year and it's been really good like um a half a million people have have read my stuff oh my god six months and it's hard to get people to read shit yeah um it's been great and i think you know ultimately i kind of want to be a writer like that's sort of what i want to do and it's i feel pathetic because i've been coming out here now for
Starting point is 00:58:55 a while and the first time i ever came out here i'm like yo i'm gonna i have a book and like i'm gonna come here and plug my book oh yeah but i have now i'm in the middle of my second book that i'm writing because i'm trying to sell my first fucking yeah it's like a whole process to sell a fucking book uh but yeah so my writing hell yeah yeah i do it every it's every week every sunday new original piece that's so cool he will be getting interviewed oh my god yeah i'm gonna grill his ass unlike these people who just give him puff pieces. Tell him how fucking great he is. Dude, if you need to talk to someone, I've got
Starting point is 00:59:31 things to say about him. Lame stream media like CNN, LA Times. I was down a random rabbit hole the other day where I was like I don't know how I got there. I was like stalking an ex-friend, not an ex, but an ex-friend
Starting point is 00:59:47 new boyfriend. I don't know how I just ended up there. I was just in that pipeline all of a sudden, and her new boyfriend follows Hassan, and I was like, what the hell? Problematic. It's probably dumb as hell. I think it's a pretty solid rule of thumb. Hassan and Justin Baldoni,
Starting point is 01:00:04 that's all they follow. I think it's a pretty good rule of thumb. Hassan and Justin Baldoni, that's all they follow. I think it's a pretty good rule of thumb. If you follow me, I mean, listen, there are a lot of male-centric, male-focused content creators out there. If you think I'm one of the worst, you need to get a lobotomy immediately. There are, like, the average male-centered,
Starting point is 01:00:24 male-centric content creator is literally a fucking flaming misogynist. No. Think about it. Andrew Tate or me? Joe Rogan or me? Well, you're going to go on Joe Rogan's pod. I'm not.
Starting point is 01:00:35 That's a big, that's the next. That's awesome. That's going to happen for sure. It's not going to happen. But on that note, like I said, ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 01:00:41 thank you so much for tuning in. We are going to get deep down and dirty behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear. We're going to look at this embarrassing movie that Alex was featured in. And I'll talk about my childhood trauma, too. Ban for ban? Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:00:58 You will lose. No. There is an endless well. I'm telling you right now. It will bum you out. You will be depressed for the rest of the week i'm sorry that's my life yeah sounds cool i take you on prozac or oh no it was it made me too crazy oh shit unfortunately she's healing it naturally very successfully oh it's super successful anyway see us on the Patreon. Bye guys. Peace. I don't want a pity invite last second.
Starting point is 01:01:28 I want to be there. I want to be wanted. That'll never happen for me. No, not like that. I didn't think it was like that. She wasn't saying it like that, you fucking gross pervert. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Starting point is 01:01:45 Enough of this will they, won't they cuties. Stop trying to make it happen. Stop trying to make this will they, won't they happen. It's not it at all. He said that. So gross. Next you're gonna talk about

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