Fear& - Hasanabi, QTCinderella & AustinShow REACT To Nick Mercs Pride Controversy & More | Fear&CoD

Episode Date: June 12, 2023

Today we are joined by Nick Mercs, because he's in the thumbnail which means he is here with us in person this is not clickbait Nick Mercs is actually here. I would never just bait you guys for impressions, you know me, you can trust me I wouldnt do that to you. Anyways, topics today include anti-straight bigotry, nick mercs and timthetatman being capital G Gamers, shipping Haustinabi and more. Hope you enjoy! Also this weeks bonus episode is a 1:1 Hasan Austin power hour for all the Haustinabi fans in chat so go check it out.🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand0:00 Intro 4:40 Anti-Straight Bigotry 6:50 Austin is conventionally attractive11:15 Who is going to be in Taylor's box?16:05 Austin teaches Hasan about being a muslim20:00 Nickmercs controversy // Streaming drama of the week37:40 The community reaction and backlash42:26 Austin vs Elon Musk47:40 Education on male anuses51:10 The status of Japan's Onsen trip56:00 Hasan and Austin's romantic relationship1:01:08 Watching straight + gay porn1:08:05 Joe Biden 20241:10:20 Outro✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You look like a tiny baby boy. Wow. That's not how I look. I want to see how I look. I don't know how I look. You need to calm down. Wow, look how masculine we look. You're being too loud.

I mean, I'm definitely bigger, but that's okay but this is so bad because austin can see the camera oh it's perfect it's perfect i'm gonna be like this the whole podcast oh there's my microphone this is even a different no that's a different mic it's a different that's the same one dude don't see don't lie to him yo everybody welcome to another episode of fear and. Please do it as Will. Will has abandoned us for the episode. It's just the three of us. Wait, are you giving this to me? Just the three of us.

You want food? We actually, so we're ordering food right now, everybody that's watching the podcast. We're ordering food and Hassan's not paying for it because he hates us and gay people and women. Yeah. So he does not want to pay for it. And I'm ordering it right now, going into debt as we speak. Kyle won't take demands from a female voice. Okay.

I don't like gay people and women. I have revoked my skin from Call of Duty. Yeah. In solidarity. Oh, shit. In solidarity with my boys. Okay. Call call of duty take my skin out of the fucking game uh i also have revoked my skin in solidarity with nick marks oh yeah what kind of skin his foreskin yeah i've torn off my foreskin and so you have foreskin no i never did do you

have foreskin no i wish i did I'm Muslim. Show me your cock. Oh, you'll see it at the onsen. Okay. I refuse to get naked in front of you. Yeah. Let's talk about this real quick. I tried to get out of Japan. I tried to pull out this week.

This is true. He did. I really did. I'm going through a very stressful time in my life. Austin never pulls out. No, I don't. Famously. Never got anybody pregnant, though. Well, that's one of the advantages of being gay.

Wait, are you saying you're very homophobic? It's very homophobic to say that men can't get pregnant. No, not. Or transphobic. No, it would be transphobic. It would be transphobic. You can't. Why can't men get pregnant?

Also, well, technically, men can get pregnant. I'm going down a slippery slope. That's why I said, uh-oh. You're just baiting. It's also, yeah, why are you talking to me about this? You really forgot for a second who you're talking to. Yeah, I know. Like, you're going to know more about the situation than me.

I was like, oh, shit. It's like jumping into the deep end and not knowing how to swim. Yeah, I love that. Sorry. We're not talking about gay issues. Never again. I was like, I know. We crossed the border, and I was like, oh, shit. I don't know anything about that. We'll cross that issues. Never again. I was like, I know we crossed the border.

And I was like, oh, shit, I don't know anything about that. We'll cross that border in a second. I'm just a great ally. You guys are both neurotic as fuck. I need to know what this rash implies. I have a rash on my arm. Yuck, you're dying. I mean, Cutie and I, I'll be honest with you, Hasan,

if Cutie and I had a rash like that, we would have been in the doctor already. I'm not being here right now. I've also had this like zit on the side of my cheek for like almost three months now. Yeah, go to a dermatologist. Do a two-for-one. So I think I need to go to...

Poking at it, that's why you have the zit. I need to go to a dermatologist finally. This guy wonders why he has a zit and he keeps, he can't heal. It's impossible to heal. You keep digging at it.

That's crazy. I've had zits my whole life. They just, you pop them and they go away. You're talking to a couple of MDs here at the table and I can tell. We can both confidently tell. Why don't you do them and they go away. You're talking to a couple of MDs here at the table. And I can tell.

We can both confidently tell you. Why don't you do like a FaceTime doctor? No. No. We can both tell you that you need to see a doctor. They do like FaceTimes now. Yeah, I do need to see a derma.

What are you doing? Are you protesting the American medical system because they don't have socialized medicine? Is that what you're doing? Yeah, that's what it is. No, I'm actually like,

I'm very pro, obviously universal health care except for gay people yeah and like they've had far too they've had it far too good right too long right right me and ronald reagan are on the same page with that so did he really not say he's saying that gay people shouldn't have medical care no but i was talking about the AIDS. Oh, right. That thing. Yeah. So, yeah, that thing. Yeah. That thing that, yeah.

The new era gays are different, folks. Dude, I had this guy I used to work with, an interior designer. Everyone's gay. I was the only straight one. Like, they would straight shame me quite often. Yeah, as they should. Yeah, it's the worst. Can we talk about that?

The worst kind of bigotry is anti-straight bigotry. The only kind that matters. I feel good. No, I think you're straight. Yeah, I should be bullied. You would use yourself hating straight. Yeah, I am. I wish I was gay so bad.

I think being straight is unnatural. I do. Go on. Well, let me tell you why. Wait, let me finish. Really quick. Wait, let Cutie finish. Really quick. Excuse me. No. We were. Really quick. Wait, let Cutie finish. Really quick.

Excuse me. No. Excuse me. Really quick. No, stop being a misogynist. One of my coworkers, he got AIDS, which you would think would be sad, but he threw an AIDS warming party is what he called it. Oh my God.

And it was so funny. Did you go to it? It was amazing. Yeah. I was the only straight one there. Is that like. And I got shamed for not having AIDS again. That is insane. It was so funny though.'s warming yeah he like well he probably had hiv and it's very treatable now yeah you can survive yeah that's good but he took it like no one i've ever

seen that is it was so funny that is there and by the way for the record i want to i want to put this out on the podcast um we don't think aids is funny no we do not think aids is funny it was just funny that he did that. If there's queer people watching, there's, first of all, use protection. Yeah. It may not feel as good. Okay.

Oh my God. What? There's queer people watching and you're telling them not to use protection. No, use protection and get on something called PrEP. Google PrEP. It's 99.9%.

Oh, really? Yeah, it prevents HIV. That's cool. Get on PrEP, it's 99.9%. Oh, really? Yeah, it prevents HIV. That's cool. Get on PrEP and use protection and practice safe sex, okay? And get tested, okay, folks? I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you for that. That was very good.

Thank you very much. I mean, it doesn't feel as good. I mean, come on. I gotta be honest. What? I gotta be honest. It does not feel as good. What, am I gonna lie to you?

Yeah, sex with a condom feels great. It doesn't feel as good. I never have sex without a condom. You are full of shit. I only have condom sex. No, you do not. It feels great. You are hitting it raw consistently.

Okay. I hated that sentence out of your mouth. It was messed up. Okay. This is a raw dog champion. Before we get to me defending homophobia, as is the case always. Oh, no. I need you to address a TikTok.

March, can you pull this TikTok up that I was looking at earlier? It's a whine about a TikTok. Oh, no. Okay, good. It's not me now. Perfect. No, just look up whine about a TikTok. We have too many TikToks.

I can't imagine which one it could be. Oh, God. Do you upload every day? I don't know. I can't imagine which one it could be. Do you upload every day? I don't know. I don't do it. I also talk so much shit on purpose to bait stuff like this. No, this was actually not talking shit. Why do I have a million views? Actually, people are so triggered by that one.

The last one, do you want an attractive? Click on that real quick. I want someone who is confident and feels good about themselves? I don't want a guy who's hot and, like, thinks he's ugly. I do. Oh. I don't want a guy that everyone thinks is hot because then I have got all these bitches trying to get at him.

Actually, Ludwig is the first guy that I dated that's, like, traditionally attractive. You've said this. The jock. Okay, I take back the jock thing. What's that about? I said because everybody makes fun of me. I talked about how Hassan's traditionally attractive. See, I'm nice.

Go back again. Go back. Let's hear that because Judy was speaking over it. You said this. The jock. What's this going on here? Okay, I take back the jock thing because everybody makes fun of me. Sorry, I didn't call you traditionally

attractive Austin traditionally attractive he's gonna feel bad over it no I agree with you I don't think Lud is like Hassan well okay they're very different dude our podcast is funny this is a good podcast over Ludwig

okay I understand but I'm saying people look at Hassan and they're like he's traditionally attractive I meant conventionally yes Ludwig is traditionally attractive yes Lud is a traditionally attractive dude conventionally

that's the word all the other people I think they've been an acquired taste and I like that I like a little quirky guy because then I feel better yeah

Lud has a quirky personality it's so disappointing to me, Cutie, that when you think of attractive, you don't think of me. Well, I'm sorry. I'm so devastated. Why does he got to be the first guy you think about? They say no brains, just looks.

That's all they ever say. I love that. Dumb ass, dumb ass. Look at him. They say that. He's got rosacea. He's got a zit on his cheek. Look at him.

Yeah, I got problems. Look at him. He's got big problems. He's a... Austin, I got problems. Look at him. He's got big problems. He's a... Austin, I'm sorry. He looks like he needs to be triaged. Look at him. Yeah, I need to go to a medical facility.

I don't want to say it, but if you were just a little taller, I think people would put you in... Oh, no. Oh, God. I'm talking about conventionally attractive. You know what? I am sorry. I'm okay with that. I can't do anything about that.

You can't. I can't do anything about that. That's crazy. You that. I can't do anything about that. You can't. I can't do anything about that. That's crazy. You are. I can't do anything. You're very attractive, but when people are conventionally attractive. Austin is white knuckling in his right hand that is currently conveniently inside of his pants.

Ludwig's like. Yeah, no. I can't do anything about that. Ludwig's a little short, too. Ludwig is taller than I am. He's six feet tall. Ludwig is not a little short. He's not even a little short.

He's like six foot. He's like 5'11". You know what? Oh, no. I have a rule. You're creating unrealistic beauty standards for straight white men. Yeah. I would hate to experience those.

Actually, I'm sorry. You as a woman definitely don't understand what you're doing. I'm really sorry. This is what I mean. God, finally we have a balanced podcast. Yeah. Exactly. With enough representation. Against this woman who is terrorizing men will would be such a pick me right now he would be like oh you guys what no yep no i love waiting for me to be like will's also conventionally attractive yeah well yeah well will will is conventionally attractive

oh thank you you hesitate no no what I'm saying is like... Did she hesitate, Marsh? She hesitated a little bit. Yeah, she did. Stop. You're conventionally attractive. She took a breather. Did you notice that...

Would you date me if I was straight? Yeah, I would date you. Wow. Yeah, I would date you. But I wouldn't... Wait, but she likes quirky guys. She said she wants an ugly... No, but I'm dating Ludwig and he's not an ugly guy.

Okay, so if you weren't dating Ludwig, would we go out? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, we could go out. Okay. I think we'd have fun, but I don't know your non-gay personality because you're so gay. Wait, my straight personality? I don't have one. My straight personality is awful.

Yeah. I don't know if he would get along. Yeah, bro, tapping ass. I don't do that. You try so hard to be straight that I don't know if we could date. I don't do that. I don't go out and- He's like, oh, let's talk about American football.

You might like football too much. Oh, that's true. Yeah. But, I mean, I don't American football. You might like football too much. Oh, that's true. Yeah. But, I mean, I don't know. We could go to Taylor Swift together. Let's try it out. Come on. Let's try it out.

Let's go to a Taylor Swift concert together. You think you can sneak your way into this fucking box? It's not happening. I am going to get inside of QT's box. You're not. So awkward. Literally and figuratively, it's not ever going to happen. Austin. QT kitty have you made a

decision yet they're making fan cams they are making fan cams it's not until august so i've got like two months wait oh so he's in the consideration i would say yeah i gotta everyone's in consideration what about me no not you asan can't even fit inside a box. You couldn't come. I literally told Maddie to break up with Taylor Swift. Cutie. Yeah, Maddie and I broke up. I wouldn't have known that. I told Maddie Healy to break up with Taylor Swift. Yep.

And he's like, yeah, I'll fucking do it. I don't want to do it, but I'll do it for you. He has an accent? I'll do it for you and cutie Cinderella. I've never even heard him talk. Yeah. Yeah, he's- He sounds like a son doing a British accent.

He is British. I don't care. I hated him and I always hated him. What the fuck? We're going to have him on the podcast. You can't hate him. Yeah, yeah, he's he sounds like us on doing a British accent. He is British We're gonna have on the podcast you can't hate him wait is he really coming on Hey hold on Hassan I need you to give me some credit here what Austin show Leveraging his very sophisticated network of celebrity connection We were supposed to have a guest today and it didn't show up in both of these texts. Okay, well, that was actually his guest that he was bringing on.

I was trying to just like, yes. This is very embarrassing. Our guest, should I say who they are? Yeah, call them out. I don't want to call them out. I love them very much. Larray was supposed to, I mean, they weren't even supposed to be here.

They didn't say. Yes, they were. He literally told me he was going to be here. He could do any day other than Saturday. That doesn't mean. And I was like, oh, great. Sunday then. And then he just never responded to me. And then I asked him like. Do you guys think it's me?

No. No, I think it's Austin. What about me? Tell me. Give me a reason why. He was like. He stopped texting after he knew you were coming. He was like, you're after he knew you're coming he was like you're you're a bad ally to the gay movement i'm not an ally i am i don't know man you've never said the f word i have never you cannot it's true he actually admits you right before this podcast started he called tim and nick that word i did not what the fuck oh my god i was like you're

the problem i have never called anybody the F slur. Except for Kaya. Except for Kaya. You admitted it last time. I deny those allegations. I have never called your dog the F slur. Where's Will today? We didn't address it.

Will's not here because he died in a self-sucking accident. He was trying to suck his own dick. I know we've said he's't, he's died many, many times on this podcast. It's going to be really awkward when he does die. This time it's real. He actually died in a self-suck accident. Will wants us to profit off of his death,

which I plan to. Austin's just going to stream his death and sing at it. No, wait. Oh, you will definitely sing in the future. I am. You were 100%.

You'd be like, Oh, a piano. Oh, I didn definitely sing at the funeral. I am. You 100% you'd be like, oh, a piano. Oh, I didn't realize. Who told these guys to bring this grand piano to the funeral? Dude, I did a speech at a wedding yesterday. Yeah, was it banger? Dude, it was so good until the end.

I like went to raise a toast. And at the end of the speech, I was like. They played you out? No, we'll see. I didn't know what to say. They what? They played you out? No, we'll see. I didn't know what to say. They what? They played you out. No, they didn't play me out.

No, no, no. I was about to do it, and I forgot what to say at the end, and I was like, we'll see how this thing goes. That's crazy. Yeah, and I was like. That is the mark of death. Oh, dude, I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe I just said that. What did people say?

Well, everybody kind of giggled and awkwardly laughed, and then I just left, and I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe I just said that. What did people say? Well, everybody kind of giggled and awkwardly laughed, and then I just left, and I was like, oh, God. You left the wedding? No, I didn't leave the wedding. I just left the stage, and I was like, I'm so sorry. I did not end it. I mean, look, we'll see where this goes. Dude, always make a joke about being like,

and, you know, maybe I won't be able to do this with the Donald Trump presidency. Something like that. Yeah. That would have not got, it was all conservative people. Yeah. That would knock on wood. They would have been like, yeah, keep it that way.

I didn't realize this was like a Christian wedding. Like I, they didn't know. I was like, it was so conservative. I had to go back in the closet. Yeah. That's straight Austin. He was probably like, yeah. How about the minnesota

vikings yeah exactly i was i was like talking about pussy and i love fucking women you'd be a good like marriage like the guy that does the ceremony oh like a aficionado yeah or officiator i would i if i had to choose you would be my choice but i think slime would be ludwig's choice really and you guys would have to fight to the death ludwig i love slime You would be my choice But I think slime Would be Ludwig's choice Really And you guys would have to Fight to the death Ludwig I love slime

Slime would be a really good officiant Slime would be a really good officiator I think him and I Could probably do it together I don't know what this I don't think that's the right word For the record I don't know what's going on

Aficionado Officiant No The officiator Officiator The guy who says marriage Officiator Officiant Officiant I think I'd be very officiant I think you'd be really efficient Officiator? Officiator. The guy who says marriage. Officiator.

Efficient. Efficient. I think I'd be very efficient. I think you'd be really efficient. Would you, are you going to have a Mormon wedding? No, I can't. Why not? Are you going to have a Christian wedding?

I don't even have my endowment. Are you going to be married in a church? We'd both have to go through the temple. No. Are you being, would Ludwig have to wear the cool underwear? Yeah, we'd both have to wear the cool underwear. Are you going to have a Muslim wedding? Yeah. Really?

No. What's a Muslim wedding entail? I i don't think it's just a wedding there's no i don't think there's any there's anything unique to like a muslim wedding or maybe there is but it's probably like culturally you're a bad muslim you know that yeah i do know that i saw him so many non things like what couple. Well, eating bacon for one. Okay, good. When did you see this? Oh, when you went to bed. Also, having me here right now. Is that anti-Muslim? Not really.

No, no. No, he's just being Islamophobic. He's just being bigoted. We should probably not go down this route. No, no, we're going to keep that. We're going to keep that in here. That was not a good joke. I can't believe in fact,

you know what? I said the F word so many times, you know what? Islam is actually more supportive of gay people than Christianity in America, in the United States, in the United States. In fact, not,

not in Muslim countries. I don't know anything about this. Yeah, no. Well, I know, but in the United States, Islam is a very supportive culture of homosexuality.

Muslims in the United States of America are more tolerant to LGBT than white evangelical Protestants. Not Christianity across the board, obviously, but evangelical Protestants are way less tolerant towards any kind of homosexual misconduct. Which is why I have now converted to Islam. Yeah. Oh, mashallah, brother. Mashallah. Mashallah. Mashallah. misconduct which is why i have now converted to islam yeah oh mashallah brother um okay so you guys have no opinions on this i really thought that i i waited because i thought this would be like a free derma session i think it's endometriosis what does that mean it's like an autoimmune issue you think it makes sense because like i feel like my immune system has been suffering because i like only stream it was not even just that it's like kai is killing me a little bit

what if you were allergic to kaya would you get rid of it fuck no yeah you just have to you would die i would rather die you would die for your dog 100 if she if you were like if the doctor came to you right now and was like i'm aan ggs asan piker ggs you are going to die if you don't get put your dog up for i'm very weird with medicine because like on the one hand i'm a firm believer in modern medicine i'm not like any of that holistic shit but on the other hand i think like the human body kind of like gets it fixes a lot of the ailments so uh you know i just kind of like avoid it i'm like oh yeah i have this thing it'll go away is it itchy sometimes how long has it been there uh two days i think three days

that looks like herpes on my arm we don't know what you're doing with that i don't i mean you ever eat pussy with your. Yeah, with my arm. With the inside of my arm. You're not that gay. You've had sex with women. You know what it's like. Ow. Under.

But also, it's, I don't, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what, it's like itchy. It's like a bit of a rash. I think you should see a doctor for sure. They're just going to give you steroid cream. Like steroids? I don't know. It's like itchy. It's like a bit of a rash. I think you should see a doctor for sure. Yeah. They're just going to give you steroid cream. Like steroids? No, you won't get strong.

Anabolic steroids? No. I would like that. But I had a rash that was an autoimmune response. It could be that. Yeah, my sleep system has been fucked since Kaia because I have to wake up in the middle of the night. Yeah, you could just be stressed.

I always... She is periodically pissing at 3.30. So cool. And then at 6.30 again. And then I get another hour of sleep, and then she needs to pee again. But then I just let her out. I like her. Look, this is why you need a cat.

Can't help. It's an entirely different kind of animal. Too late. And I also don't like cats that much i like dogs more i have two beautiful cats two beautiful gay cats wait what they're gay yep two men you have turned the cats i raised them well i they weren't gay until i took them to target this was what nick merckx was talking about for the record yeah let's let's let's talk about it let's address the elephant in the room so uh i'm deleting my tweet you're a pussy i am a pussy but they're scaring me friend of the show i by the way i love that

this is like this is like the the type of discourse that we have where like if you fucking say something about a person where you're like where you're like there are certain individuals that we're not allowed to discuss on this broadcast because a lot of people in this community are afraid of them. Yeah. Which is wild. I'm afraid of no one. It's because I because they already hate me and they've already done their worst. You know what I mean?

So what the fuck are they going to do next? You know, there's nothing there. Can't do anything else. They already done it all. But. Story starts and we can pull up the welcome to mogus mail um the story starts with responding to uh a puckett who is a caster for overwatch if i'm not mistaken emoji puckett this is your streaming drama of the week. Yeah. So, Puckett Overwatch is talking about a video where in Glendale, a bunch of anti-LGBT protesters duked it out with pro-LGBT parents in the Glendale School District because the Glendale School District decided to acknowledge June as Pride Month. Okay.

The month of June is Pride Month. For those of you who don't know. Which is so funny. Because like. It's nothing. It's literally nothing. It's also nothing. And also school is like out on the 3rd.

You know. Like. Yeah. Well. Yeah. School's out in June. So they told them for three days that it was Pride Month. Yeah.

So. Puckett said. This happened four blocks from our overwatch league apartment americans are in a sad place right now let people love who they love and live your own life and um these guys who were duking it out with the parents there none of them most of them do not have children there they don't even have children some of them are not even allowed near a school let's be real these are These are like Proud Boys, January 6th Rioters, people that basically protest almost professionally at this point,

all around the Southern California area. Now, I'm sure Nick didn't know that. Many people don't know that. You have to be someone as brainbroken as myself to know the details of this sort of thing. But Nick responded to that. He saw this imagery of anti-Lgbt protesters clashing with lgbt protesters outside of a school and said they should leave little children alone that's the real issue now i'm no

big city lawyer but i do think the real issue there is you know the anti-lgbt protesters protesting a school district acknowledging pride month um obviously understandably a lot of people uh had an opinion on that because i haven't because it'll be there because it invoked um a lot of people a lot of people get got upset at that understandably because it's something that we have heard time and time again the idea that uh you know children are somehow being homified or transmogrified by seeing uh trans people or gay people is now a core common conservative principle it's actually something that they're duking it out on in the front lines of consumer clashes, consumer wars with Bud Light.

Numerous other brands are under attack by conservatives who are incredibly snowflakey and lose their fucking sight and lose their mind and start having an aneurysm at the prospect of a brand saying, we don't, you know, we don't mind gay people for the month of June. For the month of June, gay people are allowed to drink our beer. Wait was which school district again glendale look okay first

of all it's so insane to me because being gay i'm gay i didn't choose to be gay i was raised by two look i was raised by two straight parents who lived a straight life who told me i was going to marry a woman my whole life all right i didn't watch or they didn't like tell me i was going to be gay i you know i saw gay shit like they they could have done everything to prevent me from being gay and look i'm still gay. You're not recognizing a month out of the year to show that you support a historically underrepresented, marginalized group, groups of people, is not going to turn your kids gay.

Your kids aren't going to become gay because they see gay kids, or, excuse me, gay, uh, historical figures, historical figures, or, or, or, or, uh, a racket target. Um, it's just not going to happen. Yeah. It's stupid. It's insane. Now, let me tell you what will happen. Hassan, you take your kids to church and you tell them that being gay is a bad thing or it's unnatural, these kids grow up that maybe so happen to be queer, grow up to hate themselves and feel that it's wrong and you cause a tremendous amount of trauma

because you've taught your kids something that is completely human and completely natural that being gay is wrong and unnatural and inhuman. So when they have these very natural human experiences, they grow up to hate themselves. Now that's indoctrination. Not showing support for a community, maybe via selling clothes at Target

or recognizing a pride month. It's insanity. Rainbow capitalism is usually very vapid and stupid and everyone knows that it's like silly for the most part it can make people feel a little bit more welcomed i've heard that from a lot of queer people in my community where it's like yeah we know it sucks but like it's the it's the it's you know it's one thing that we have right and that's what actually i that's what frustrates me about the situation is that like on the legislative side republicans are making efforts to just basically remove queer people from all

public spaces. And they've done this very effectively, even though there is not really an audience for it. There's no market for it. This is part of the reason why they kind of failed in the midterms, which was supposed to be a red tsunami. And then it turned into a red puddle. But they're still doing it regardless. And it's And it almost feels like the cruelty is the purpose here.

And like I said, on the legislative side, they're already engaging in like hyper marginalization. But then also on the culture side, it's like the bare minimum for a brand to be like, oh yeah, if you're gay, you can come purchase stuff here. And we're only going to do it for one month while we then continue giving money and funds to Republican politicians that will try to remove you from- Like one of my favorite restaurants, Chick-fil-A. Yeah, Chick-fil-A.

Chick-fil-ish. Which I'm very disappointed that they have become a diverse organization. Their chicken does not taste as good anymore. I miss when it was homophobic. Yeah, they have a diversity inclusion and equity initiative what i was googling over here which i think is important is there's 25 000 kids a part of that school district like okay whatever um 80 000 children go to disneyland every single day and disneyland is celebrating pride month so yeah well nobody's indoctrinating your kids okay i? I'm just saying, like, why are we, like, it's just so funny.

You're saying they should protest Disneyland instead. If you're protesting this, you should protest Disneyland. Well, Disneyland is significantly more powerful an institution than our already underfunded. Disneyland is celebrating Pride, and we're having a great time. I was there yesterday. You're not going to be able to prevent your kids from being gay, and you're not going to be able to make them,

prevent your kids from being straight. Do you want them to turn to Steven Crowder? Because if you keep repressing, forcibly repressing your child's sexual urges, they will become Steven Crowder. Dude, sometimes I think that some of the people, like in my replies to like my tweet today, they're just so sexually insecure.

Like that, they just have to be projecting. They just have to have like the biggest, like they watch gay porn. Yeah. They're just so closeted. There are like biggest, like they watch gay porn. Yeah. They're just so closet. There are many, many such examples. Gotta be.

Certainly. Just so crazy. Of course, not every single homophobic person is like, all homophobes. I'm just kidding. Not every single homophobic person. Every homophobe is fucking other people that have the same sex.

A lot of prominent homophobic people do end up liking the taste of dick. But having said that, there are still plenty of straight bigots. I promise. Nobody likes the taste of dick. Nobody. Dick doesn't taste like anything. Okay, now you're doing anti-gay conversion therapy here. No.

It's like, don't suck a dick. It tastes disgusting. No. No. Yeah, I'm trying to. It's unnatural. And Chick-fil-A, fire your diversity, equity, and inclusion chief officer. Your chicken no longer has that same oomph it once did.

You don't even have taste buds in the back of your throat. Clean dick doesn't taste like anything, for the record. Okay. True. There are two dick eaters here, and they can confirm. Thank you, Hassan. But he's such an ally. I am not. I'm a fosan but he's such an ally i am not i'm a foe he's such an ally that's one thing i'm actually frustrated i love how you're such an ally like

legitimately but then like you you're still a frat guy so like you still have like yo like you'll like say something super progressive and then turn to me and then call me a dick eater in like the same line like you'll deliver the most progressive message and then be like yo we got a couple of dick eaters here bro uh there's nothing wrong okay that's true nothing wrong with being a dick eater you have to finish the story so nick mercs tweets that out he tweeted that out and then he had a video we can watch i guess his response uh where he i immediately reached out to him too and i was like like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? Like, what are you saying?

This makes it seem like you think that these guys are like good. You know what I mean? What did he say? And he was like, yeah, I don't really have any issue with that gay stuff. I don't care about it at all. Like basically what he said on, basically what he said on stream where I don't have any problem with that

gay stuff. No, no, no, no. It wasn't even like that dismissive. I think he's like a regular. Yeah. I'm that Nick. He didn't have a problem with that gay stuff no no no it wasn't even like that dismissive i think he's like a regular yeah i'm that nick he didn't have a problem with me being gay yeah no i think he's more of like a like a meathead guy who uh definitely has like right wing opinions yeah which wasn't really necessarily a secret or anything but um but i think he's been like fucking completely captured by uh he's been completely like, fucking completely captured by the likes of Matt Walsh and shit, who are telling him or using his, like, already existing biases to tell him, like, oh, dude, these guys are actually, like, querifying your children, and that's something that can happen.

And people are susceptible to that. Here, we can watch,, not like a 46. There's like a three minute one. Dixardo is the fucking notorious clip chimps. I think. This is what I don't understand. Like. I might have to bring her upstairs in a second.

Oh, there it is. Oh, there it is. So like, look, Hasan. Oh, there it is. Hassan, I got a question for you. I was at a wedding yesterday, okay? I was at a wedding yesterday. I watched two, a man and a woman get married. They kissed.

They showed their love. They talked about their love with one another. Gross. Yes. In the presence of that wedding happened to be several children. Are they heterosexualizing their children? No, of course not. And that you're absolutely right.

That's my point. You're 100% nailing it. What's the point? The point is... Do not just pick up crumbs and throw them on the floor. Put them in the bag. I am literally more homophobic than whatever Nick could have ever said. Right now at this very moment. I'll be honest. I thought this was a restaurant. I blacked out. homophobic than whatever Nick could have ever said right now.

I'll be honest. I thought this was a restaurant. I blacked out. You shouldn't do that at a restaurant either, but what the fuck, you animal. I watched you pick up the crumbs. Both QD and I watched you pick up the crumbs and just toss it. Crazy. I was crazy. I'll be honest. I live here. I wasn't thinking about it.

I have a dog. I'll pick it up later. She'll eat it. That's not a good thing. They're great protein. Great source of protein. I don't think that that's good for a dog to eat. I don't know. He'll be fine.

Well, you know what? On the bright side, I just got a great TikTok clip. That's crazy. Oh, my God. You're an animal. Anyway, he basically said something along the lines of like, oh, I just meant like, you know, I want to be the one as a parent to have these conversations with my children. And I think Hutch actually had a really good point on the matter where he basically said like, well, I looked through this initiative in Glendale. And it seems that the school was going to, you know, one, recognize you in his prime month. And as a part of that,

they were going to talk about like acceptance and also maybe add some already existing LGBT historical figures into their curriculum, which is already happening regardless. So what part of that as a parent, do you want to not like avoid your children learning? I don't want them to know about Mr. Milk. Or Elton John.

Yeah. They're nothing. Are they teaching Elton John? They've got to be. He's a very gay historical figure. If they're not talking about Elton John, what are they talking about? Well, I don't know. Elton John's done a lot for the gay community.

I didn't learn any of that gay shit. Elton John HIV Foundation. I didn't learn any of that gay shit. So, okay. Yep. And look how I turned out. Yeah, straight as fuck. I, on the other hand, was inundated with gay culture.

So, what I care about here is not necessarily even like what Nick Merckx has said, but how it has been received. Because I think there's a larger story there, right? Yeah, the issue is the fan base taking it and being like, yeah, that's right. Yeah, he is saying, yeah, he's saying, like, these guys are fucking groomers. They need to freaking, I hate when content creators don't clarify to the sake of protection. It drives me crazy. Like, he should clarify.

And it's sad because there was a trans content creator who's, like, said that they looked up to Nick Merckx. I think they were a queer content creator. I don't know if they're trans or not but they were talking about how they like looked up to nick merckx uh for so many years and like it just felt really sad seeing uh what he said and also how the fan base reacted to it where it makes it feel like this is a completely a hostile space if you are not straight when it brings out the whole gaming industry is already very hostile and all it does is it created a forum for that and it's like yeah so activision uh activision call of duty uh was like dude it's pride month what the fuck are you doing and remove the nickmercs skin from the game right and they had worked really hard to get that skin that

was like yeah that was like a long initiative to put together and it was you know it was cherished i guess like this was one way to make call of duty playable again even though it's virtually unplayable yeah because of the insane amount of cheaters uh they should fix that instead so um they removed it and then all hell broke loose and uh you know tim pool and all these right-wing commentators immediately jumped on it they said call of duty is groomers they're groomers they're fucking pedophiles they're call of pedophiles call of groomers that's basically what they've been saying non-stop now of course the irony here is that they no one gave a shit when like activision straight up was like stealing titty milk from the fucking uh you know the communal refrigerator or was like charged by the state of california for rampant sexual assault

and harassment that was ongoing inside of their facilities nobody fucking boycotted it then they boycotted it over uh nick murks's skin being uh removed from the game in solidarity tim the tap man came out and said without actually addressing what nick had said yeah that's what i think is and literally just said oh out of solidarity you should remove my skin as well which call of duty responded uh yes to and they removed his skin as well. So aside from what they have said, whether willingly or unwillingly, or without knowledge, right, of what they're actually saying,

the broader ideas that that statement represents, which I can describe, which, you know, basically you say, I want that stuff to be away from my children. The message that that invokes is there's three hidden premises there. One, gay people and trans people and queer people in the sight of children has the capacity to turn children gay. Two, children can be turned gay somehow. Both are false.

Okay. What? And last but not least, children can be turned gay and that it is somehow a bad thing and that doing so, showing any kind of gay imagery, like two men loving one another,

holding hands or anything like that, in the same fashion that you would show heterosexual couples and no one would bat an eye, is actually somehow grooming and pedophilia. And then four, being gay is wrong at all. Anyway, yeah. Right? Yeah.

That's the fourth one. I'll tell them, I was groomed twice in my life, and they were both straight men. Yeah. Take that, bitches. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely shitty. it's definitely shitty it's definitely ridiculous uh like i'll give you another example i've been talking a lot about this issue i talked

to xqc a lot about this issue who had some opinions and xqc is often very open-minded to like different opinions if he's not like in his fucking 18 hour goblin mode going absolute bananas mode you know what i mean and and he was very receptive to this conversation but his chat was going fucking nuts so much so that even lsf recognized it and it was like dude what the fuck's going on they were all there were a lot of people who were spamming not his entire community obviously but plenty of people that were spamming like that i'm a groomer and a pedophile for simply fucking defending like lgbt acceptance yeah so the discourse at this point is basically if you are gay or trans you're a pedophile and if you are even defending gay people or trans people and saying like love is love be more accepting uh then you are also a groomer and

a pedophile yeah it's fucking cancerous it's super toxic i don't think i want to believe that half of these people that are saying things like this don't actually mean it and they're just like trying to fucking be edgy yeah but even then you're creating an incredibly fucking toxic environment for a lot of people i'm gonna take kaya and give kaya's mad kaya's mad too kaya's mad she's pissed i mean she's homophobic she's mad that i'm here i just really the problem i think it's crazy of tim to just so nonchalantly be like i stand with my boy and it's like okay like i that's my biggest problem and then the thing that makes me really sad is like i run the streamer awards and so i follow a lot of smaller streamers and i have my

like i have like my my eyes on all these different communities at all times because i do i want to know when people are popping off i want to know when people are doing cool things and i just want to be very in tune with the industry and the amount of like tweets i saw over the last few days from smaller streamers just being so disheartened over just like nobody standing up for them besides themselves but they're like grassroots right there's you are the biggest gay creator call me out for not i wasn't even no no i'm just saying like about it, there's not that, like. Yeah. I'm trying, like, I'm literally racking my brain trying to think, you know.

I mean. And so it's just like, it's just quiet. And nobody is saying anything wrong about Nick and Tim. And then finally I tweeted out today, which I'm going to delete it. Because some of the people are starting to, like, tweet out, like, my legal name and shit. So I'm just going to delete it. it's because some of the people are starting to like tweet out like my legal name and shit so i'm just gonna delete it um you said no all i literally all i did was quote taylor swift and i said shade never made anybody less gay because i thought that was the most tempered thing to respond yeah and just like just like show like just to show all these people that are smaller like that you know there's like, there's still space for you. Like, it's, the industry is disgusting and sad,

but, like, hopefully. I just, as a queer person, I cannot, as a gay guy, I cannot wrap my brain around how you could hate somebody for something that they cannot control. As not a gay person, I can't wrap my mind. Like, it's awful. I just don can't wrap my mind like it's awful i just don't understand it i did not choose to be gay and like in what i'm experiencing millions of other people experience the same and no one in the whole wide world would choose that no one in

the whole no why would i choose that why would i choose that on like for nothing like you know why would i choose that right so funny so much as you'd rather be gay i would rather be gay i mean i'll be honest i love being gay right i love men which is which is important to point out because it's like even if it was a fucking choice even if it was literally a choice who the fuck cares what happened i thought these motherfuckers were all like libertarians you know that is the most like that's my problem with it overall it's not a choice but even if it was why the fuck are you so bent about like what people choose to do who they choose to fuck you know what i mean man it's so crazy yeah it's it's it's

fostering like an incredibly fucking toxic environment i feel like twitter after the elon acquisition has turned into this like it's a hellhole shit hole yeah it's like actually so bad I got another bone to pick with Elon after this yeah I have a bot that like bans people essentially so if you've ever been banned and you follow me on Twitter it's not me so don't feel special it's literally a bot but the amount of bans since then has just been like it's like it you know people like to reply just like awful things and we just have all these words or pictures that will automatically get you banned or whatever but man it's just yeah it's crazy look i got a bone to pick with elon musk

do it is it is i blew out a wheel on my tire on my car okay okay and for some reason the only car i could rent was a fucking tesla teslas okay you did this in texas too i rented a tesla i hated to okay and let me tell you i never wanted to ruin the environment so bad that when i was driving from oregon to seattle in this stupid, God forsaken Tesla. It took me five hours to drive a normal drive of three hours in this stupid thing. I was chained to an electric charging station every 90 minutes. Wait, I don't get it. Was it yet another instance where the battery was shitty? No, it was just a normal Tesla.

The battery was fine. I was just, I was strapped on the side of a freeway in some hoedunk town in the middle of Washington State in like a Walmart or something to fend for myself while this car charged, right? For like 35 minutes. What's the distance? The mileage. 250 miles.

Allegedly, it gets you 130 max, okay? Because it's not accurate, right? Because God forbid you use the air conditioning or the windshield wipers, right? If you use one of those things, it wastes the battery. God forbid you accelerate a little quicker, right? It took me five hours. I had to Uber to a Starbucks while my car was charging.

Why don't you just Uber eats it to you? Well, that would have taken longer. I just to Uber to a Starbucks while my car was charging. Why didn't you just Uber eats it to you? Well, that would have taken longer. I just Ubered to the Starbucks. The car got was a minute away. I drove there, waited for the Starbucks and came to the thing. I am anti, I'm not anti-electric. Oh. Oh, okay.

But I'm anti-electric. Yeah, you know what? Fuck it. I'm anti-electric car. I am never buying an electric car. I'm going to buy the most carbon i just saw what's the opposite of carbon neutral carbon max carbon polluting you already fly on a plane like every week but look no no to be honest i'm very i support electric vehicles we just need to build

more infrastructure god we sound so liberal on this podcast and not tesla's we need to start we need to talk about something else that's why i'm. I'm here to tell you that being gay is bad. And you should have a V8 in your car. Yeah, that too. That's right. That's right. And guns. And guns.

And you should. Never mind. No. No. Never mind. You should run V8s. But yeah, I'm anti-electric car. I have a trip.

Yeah. I returned it. The real reason why Austin's anti-electric car is because my EV cooks his fucking shit-ass Beamer. Oh. I have a BMW X5 M Comp. Okay? Hassan has this little sissy, pussy leftist pussy car.

Jesus. I have a take-hand for us. He's got a pussy car with an electric, right? I don't like the way you say pussy. We're taking that back. Do I sound straight when I say pussy? It's a marvel of German engineering. Hassan has this stupid car

that thinks he can beat mine. In the comments section, I want everybody to tell Hassan that my X5M comp is going to beat his little sissy car. It's an electric vehicle on a straight. There is no fucking shot that your car even if you tweak it, which you told me you were going to beat his little sissy car. It's an electric vehicle on a straight. There is no fucking shot that your car, even if you tweak it, which you told me you were going to,

there's no shot that your regular engine... It's not a regular engine. Okay. A twin-turbo V8. Your twin-turbo V8 engine is going to be able to handle, with all the torque in the world, it's not going to ever come near

an electric vehicle because an electric vehicle does not have gears. You have gears. Yeah, but my gears go faster than whatever the hell your car does. My car does not have gears. Your car sucks. That's why the fastest vehicles on the planet are EVs. You know what? Your car's gay.

Oh. Okay. It's your car's month. Hassan is a gay car. All right. Fine. My gay car will fucking smoke your straight car. My car is a heterosexual bodybuilder. Okay.

And your car's a gay. Yeah. My car is objectively more sleek than yours because he's a gay bodybuilder. Everybody knows. He's lean. Everybody knows he's lean as fuck. Your car is kind of hot. I'll honest with you i'll be i'll give it to you but i'm not gay though yeah they got to you yeah no it's kind of hot but they got me to change my mind you're like fuck yeah i hate this gay shit yeah like how am i supposed to play cod without that skin

yeah god the irony of that is also not lost on me because, like, it's a Spartan skin. And, like, that's Nick's entire aesthetic. And if history is correct, Spartans were literally the most fucking gay. Like, they would buttfuck during war. Yeah. They were just, like, fucking man ass. See, there's Fratizan. Okay, they were just half an ass. They would buttfuck. They were just like fucking man ass. See, there's fratazon. Okay, they were just half an ass.

They would butt fuck. They were fucking, dude. They were like, mm, mm. They weren't fucking, they were butt fucking. Yeah, they were fucking having gay sex. Gay butt sex. Gay butt sex. Yeah, which is different than-

Not straight butt sex. Technically, yes. Straight butt sex would be different. Can I tell you one of my favorite things? It would be pegging. Yeah? Is to watch a group of, I went out to a bachelor party

with a bunch of straight men. Yeah, you told us that. Oh, did I talk about it last podcast? Well, I don't know what you're about to say to us. Damn story reuser. But just to watch the, I went out with a bunch of very, very stereotypical straight men.

Uh-huh. And just to watch them talk so, like, they're so fragile about, like, the fact that they can get pleasure from, like, somebody putting a finger in their butt. Oh, they, like, talk about, like, using a bidet and they're, like, shy. Yes. Yeah. They can't even acknowledge the fact that they have a prostate. That's so funny.

It's so funny. That's why gay is natural. It is. Like, men have a G-spot in their asshole. Yes. This is sexual. Yeah, but God wants you to avoid that. Also.

What? You want to ask me a. I do. One time. I'm not oversharing. I don't think. Because Ludwig said it on a train wrecks podcast. He talked about how one time a girl put her finger up his butt.

And. Did he like it? I don't know. I don't think he said that on the train wrecks podcast. I have no clue. I've actually never clarified. I could totally see Ludwig saying this. And I don't imagine it like that. What?

I didn't say I'd imagine him putting a finger up his butt. I could just imagine him talking about it. Anyway. He's imagining putting a finger in his butt. If a butt is not prepped and you randomly put a finger up the butt wouldn't that get poop no there's not just shit sitting in the butt okay austin and i've had this conversation many times he calls it poop fracking i think yeah i get that no no there's only only if marsh pull up an asshole right now this is why this is why

this is literally where the selfish top narrative came from. Because I'm for bottoms rights. Okay, and bottoms wrongs. Representing bottoms rights and tops rights. Yes. Let me hear this. This is our special pride episode, by the way. Austin is a selfish top.

Tops are the straight white men of the gay community. Because he, yeah, 100%. Okay. Because he does not appreciate the profound amount of prep work that goes in to being a come hungry bottom yeah yeah like i i i disagree with my boss at my old job was a come hungry bottom and he would tell me all about his prep really there's so much like i feel like i'm so horny but i haven't done yeah he'd have to he douche and enemas yes and uh the thing you'd smell party poppers yeah poppers open up your anus yeah tell me about that your anus one time i was actually house sitting his cat his cat

had diabetes and i had to give his cat medicine is that relevant it is i had to give his cat medicine and it was in this little canister but also his party his party poppers were in this little canister and i didn't know which one was good and And he texted me and was like, smell them to see. And I was like, that's not funny. Yeah. But I figured it out. Did you? I've done a popper.

What do they do? On the Super Mega Podcast. It makes you a little lightheaded. I wouldn't like that. It'd give me anxiety. Did you feel your ass relax? Not really. They told me that after.

I didn't know that that was like a property. Yeah, you have to be very conscious. You got to be in tune with it, your butt. Yeah. Look, see another sign that bottoms are doing the most. Look, look, look. Bottoms are doing the most in the gay community. I think bottoms are doing the most.

I think bottoms. I would never agree that. I've never disagreed with that. And I don't think bottoming is easy. One thing I can tell you is. You can't even do booty boot camp. Professional bot. Look, I have reenlisted into the booty military.

Wait, really? Yes, and I will be. Have you tried booty boot camp? I have not tried it, but I am going to boot camp. Yeah, he's also getting a house in LA. Yeah. I'm going to. I'm flying to Japan.

I'm going to booty boot camp. Me and Will will do booty boot camp before you. In fact, I think we should do booty boot camp behind the paywall. Let's all do booty boot camp. I'll do it. Yeah, no. Does it hurt? I think we're not doing that well asan fine how about this i'm home i gotta i gotta i gotta deal i gotta deal i gotta deal to make with you okay

what's up if you do booty boot camp with me uh-huh i will go inside of the thing where i gotta show you my penis on sen it's not like a like a penis showing experience you're just you're so hyper focused on the penis aspect of it that it's like pretty funny austin you're so fucked because after japan they're gonna come back in the first episode of the podcast they're gonna be like austin's penis is so weird look i i talked to my even if it's massive okay by the way dude it be like, by the way, dude, it's tiny. Big shout out. Okay. The, my esthetician who so happens to be Japanese,

it watches this podcast. And every time I go get a facial, she talks to me about what she saw on the podcast. And she's old too, right? She's like a little bit older. Don't call her old. She watches the podcast.

She's hot. He always talks about how hot you are. Yeah. We love you. But no, no, look, she's. But it's important for the story. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.

She's not old. Okay. She's older. She's medium sized. Okay, first of all, she has beautiful. I just know how old she is. Okay. She's beautiful.

You're getting angry. She's very beautiful. I thought she was in her. I thought she was like 45 or 50. Yes. Turns out she's in her 70s. Whoa. That's why it's relevant to the story. Okay, but she's in her i thought she was like 45 or 50 yeah it turns out she's in her 70s that's why that's why it's relevant she's in her 70s okay but she's in her 70s and she watches a podcast she loves for your end okay i don't want it and i don't want anybody i don't want to tell

anybody her name because she's very precious shouts out to her 70 plus year old grandmas out there yeah okay so i was talking to her about this thing about, I said, I told her, I said, look, I don't want to show my penis to Hassan. I told her. And she said what she said. Well,

actually you can cover your penis. With what? With like a little rag. You, you take a shower and you're separated and then you show, um, you can cover your penis with a little bit of rag and I'm okay with that. Are you okay with that?

Fine. I guess. You're going to have your penis out, aren bit of rag and i'm okay with that are you okay with that fine i guess you're gonna have your penis out aren't you i don't know we'll see can we like i'm gonna pull that rag off you so quick dude i i just i don't i'm very modest i'm gonna pull the rag off you we're gonna do we're gonna do like it's gonna haze me like yeah we're gonna do the most homoerotic oh god dude you. We're going to do It's going to haze me. We're going to do the most homoerotic frat shit. You're going to be a different man. By the end of this trip. You're going to bully me and then I'm going to get awkwardly

hard. That'd be so funny. You're going to bully me and I'm just going to be awkwardly naked and hard and you guys are going to be making fun of me. He's gay. Look at at him his dick's hard bro you're laughing because that's what you used to do in college you're not you're not going to onsen there's just no way then we're gonna get kicked out and deported from the country

oh my god he's gearing up to be hard. That's it. Oh man. And then you can be like, see, it's six and three quarters. That's like, I have a pretty good deck. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. Don't say that's right, cutie. I haven't seen it. I said, I'm sorry, cutie. Oh,

I said, that's right. Oh, I don't care. You can talk about your penis. Okay. Uh, watch out for the water. Wow. Kitty. Oh my I thought you said that's right. Oh, I don't care. You can talk about your penis. Okay. Watch out for the water.

Does size matter, cutie? Oh, my gosh. That was the question I used to always ask. What episode of the Royale is this? Yeah, okay, but it's a good question. Go ahead and answer it. Does size really matter? No, I mean, to an extent.

Okay, what is the extent? Like, I mean, I've said this before. It makes a lot of men insecure, so sorry. But all of you could be replaced with a vibrator pretty easily. every single one of you a vibrator could do better than you but does your vibrator have six pack abs probably get one if you so i'm just saying even if you have a micro dick you can still make things work um i would say like hold on just do you have an emotional connection with your vibrator no that's it that can't be you can't replace you don't have to you don't have to connect like emotion with sex you don't necessarily have to but i know i know don't i'm talking to a yeah better it's better

tell me about your emotional sex austin please no i've had many emotional sexes okay i have a lot of emotional sex all the time uh-huh it's It's very emotional. I cried a lot. You connect a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I cried a lot. Uh-huh. Me too. Shut up. Yeah, in fact, we both cried together. I knew it.

I cried because he was having gay sex again. Because we're married, evidently. What? Dude, you got to stop me. He just wants to be shipped. Oh, yeah, no, no. It's weird because it's like- I'm sick and tired of people thinking that you're my type.

It's weird that- My son's not my type either. We've said it. It's weird that- I mean, you're- I'm sick and tired of people thinking that you're my type it's weird that okay it's not my type either we've said it it's weird that I mean you're the queer baiting is happening by the one queer guy here like you were the one who was constantly like we're dating dude

all over my tiktok it's like they're dating I don't think anyone actually believes that i've never seen that meme one time look i'm gonna go to my i've actually never seen that either you're gonna find i'm gonna go to my tiktok right now and you've never been shipped with will i think people are good with us i think okay by the way my t my TikTok editor uploaded a video of me saying I like butthole. No.

Clip the. How was. The last one. Let's see. No, no, no. Go three in. Three in. And then go to the top comment.

Hassan is. I hate this podcast. Him being 10 foot tall and built like a small truck is his Riz. Will is my bias. Riz master. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, this isn't the clip. Okay Riz. Will is my bias. Riz master. Okay, okay, okay. No, this isn't the clip. Okay, they're not talking about it this time.

Oh, interesting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go to that one right there. Next thing. Next two. One over. Babies and toddlers. Austin, you're so true for that.

Okay, go. This isn't the one. Okay, next one. Austin, can you adopt me? No, no. Yeah, that one. Isn't he your boyfriend? The top isn't here boyfriend the top comment look at the top dude he liked he had to search for it oh wait scroll up austin hassan make a cute couple

we do not make a cute i you could anyone makes a cute couple can i just say this if you came out as gay it would ruin our relationship why because you'd be jealous have you been lying about him not being your type he's not my type no he's jealous he's no he's jealous known as the gay guy he's jealous is how much i pull without even being gay from the gay community it pisses me off i'm like i'm like sitting there and like these gay men gay men are thirsting over this straight guy that'll never be gay. When he's, when Austin's ready for you to thirst over him.

Exactly. I'm ready for it. Please thirst over Austin. Yeah, please. I mean, he does this every episode. I think people,

I know, we know. I think, I think genuinely. I don't need the attention, but I'm okay with it. Stands are good. Stands are good with this group.

I never get shipped with Will. I never get shipped with you. I never get shipped with you. Good. Stands are good. They definitely don't ship this group. I never get shipped with Will. I never get shipped with you. I never get shipped with you. Good. Stans are good. They definitely don't ship me with you. Why? Okay, but what is the No, no, because they know I'm gay. They could dream. That's true. If they ship

you two together, you dumb fuck. I will. Oh, that's true, but they don't really ship us. Oh, so you lied. So you admit it. No, we're married. So it's a meme. Stop trying to make it happen. Stop trying to make it happen. I want you guys to cancel him for queer baiting.

No, no, look, listen to me. One thing I do find funny is on the internet, a lot of people ship, like your favorite content creator is not gay, folks. Sometimes. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

There are people out there that want so desperately their content creator to be a homosexual. Oh, Taylor Swift. They did that, too. Oh, yeah. Well, Taylor's a gayler, really. I mean, gayler is. It's like, how about this? Very convincing.

Instead of desperately grasping at straws, and what's the word? Gay. There's transvestite. Dude, gay baiting? No, I'm doing a gay investigation. Austin just wants to be your iconing just let him be your icon oh okay a gay investigation gay station i don't know what investigation oh that's good investigation instead of doing that why don't you just appreciate and elevate other queer creators and ship them together he's literally just talking about himself again. Who do you want to be shipped with?

I don't want to be shipped with anybody. I can't think. What? Austin. How long has it been fucked up for? That's insane. Is it better now? Hello?

I can't think. It's your gayest trait. Who do you want to be shipped with? I don't want to be shipped with anybody. Yeah, but name another gay creator. You don't want it, but. He's not. Ludwig is straight.

You just broke the fucking thing. Why are you assuming his sexuality? I'm sure there are people that ship you with... I can't believe you're assuming Ludwig's sexuality during Pride Month. I think he said he's straight. He hasn't. Wait, what? You wouldn't know if Ludwig is gay or straight as his girlfriend?

Ludwig told me... Well, I've never, like, asked. I think I'm 99% sure he's straight, but I've never. Is Ludwig gay? No, he's not gay. Is he bi? No, I don't think so.

He's never asked me. I just said, let's not do investigation on straight creators. Yeah, now you just did it. I'm just doing it. But like me, like for the record, I say I'm straight. Mostly because I don't care to clarify otherwise.

I could be bi. I don't know. I came out. I could see myself marrying a woman I could have a lovely relationship and great sex I came out as a bisexual it would be good because we would just never have any I could never marry a woman oh you're as bisexual as I am bisexual yeah okay I have not I have the opposite ends of that I have not had a fantasy about like the last I watched straight. I'm sure you're more bisexual than me because you have actually had sex with. Actually, I think I've asked Ludwig.

I'm 90% sure he's straight. But let me tell you something. I am. I feel like I watched straight porn one time or like a few months ago and I did it and it felt wrong. Well, the porn you watch doesn't mean anything. It felt like a few months ago and I did it and it felt wrong. The porn you watch doesn't mean anything. It felt like a kink. Um,

that's fine. Oh, that's actually a good point. Uh, I forgot to mention as far as like turning gay, I would have sex with a woman with a guy involved. Yeah. As far as turning gay goes,

um, the first time I ever saw gay sex was, i still remember it fondly no i i do remember it because it was like so you just stumble across gay sex i'm gonna explain it to you true we talk about sex so much on this it was true blood true blood true blood alexander scars guard was either fucking someone or getting fucked and uh and i was like whoa what does he look like he's hot i know i bet he's he wasn't as hot back then i think he's like viking alexander skarsgård is my favorite he's that's the hottest but googling it i feel like regardless name that's if i i saw that it was shocking it did absolutely nothing for me and if that was the case you know that was a a moment

that is supposed to be like captivating you know what i mean is that not like when yeah the first time you saw gay sex you were like oh shit this is kind of fucking no actually that it was it felt wrong actually the first time i saw it it felt wrong but like my journey was weird because like i was like i didn't want the sex part i just like to watch people suck each other off kiss and i was like that i want the butt stuff that's kind of weird and then i tried it and boy was it good but you you said i thought you were like slowly but surely easing into it through porn. Yeah, it did. But I didn't start with butt stuff. I didn't start with... All I'm saying is

at a certain point, you found yourself gravitating towards that. I did, yeah. Slowly but surely, it started with the straight porn and then slowly but surely, I'd only focus on the dick. But you could also watch any porn.

Yeah, I've watched straight porn before. No, but I'm saying like straight men, you could watch gay porn. It's not weird. If you're straight, you can still like gay porn. Here's the deal. Another instance of gay sex in another HBO show was White Lotus. Again.

What did you think when you saw it? Were you like, ugh? No. It was just like, I see it as like any other. Dude, would you go to a gay strip club with me? I have. For my, happy does not count. strip club with me? I have. For my... Happy does not count.

Not with you, but I have gone. My bachelor party? Uh-huh. When I get married one day? You're getting married now. I want you to take me... When you two get married.

Are you going to be in charge of my bachelor party? Is he your best man? You and Will... You have to choose your best man. That's really awkward because Will's not here. Me or Will.

I'm Will right now. I'm your best man. Oh, you just chose... Well, then he's planning your bachelor party. I'm not going to your bachelor party. Oh, what? Yeah, if you don't make me and Will, I'll give it to Will too. You have to share my best man. Yes, if you don't make us co-best men, we're not coming.

How about I just don't make a best man? That's a cop out. Best men. Wait, I'm not even in the... Do I get to do anything? You... No, you're a woman. Ew.

Again? My wedding party is all men. You can be the flower girl. Don't defile the sanctity of gay marriage. And you can make the cake. Great, I get to do work. You can make the cake and... I don't get to be the flower girl.

You're lying. Because you're going to have some cute ass niece of some kind show up. I'm going to have a twink flower girl. That's really messed up. What? What am I going to be? You could be the What could you be? I can be the, I can be efficient. You could be, you could officiate my wedding.

I could officiate. I'd be really good. Would you officiate my wedding? Yeah. What if I wanted to have a Mormon wedding? You can't. You're gay. That's true. But what if we don't act on it? Wait You can't. You're gay. That's true. But what if we don't act on it? Wait, I thought Mormons were like open-minded now, no? You couldn't go through the temple and have a gay wedding. Oh, really?

Wait, but what if you don't act on your urges? So wait, what's the Mormon church's position now about gay people? You can be gay, just don't act on it. You just can't. They exist. They're just kind of a gray area. They exist. You cannot act on it.

How welcoming and open-minded. Yeah, that's so sweet. Well, you know what? Some people are addicted to drugs, and it's fine if you don't act on it. How welcoming and open-minded. Yeah, that's so sweet. Well, you know what? Some people are addicted to drugs, and it's fine if you don't act on it. They said, keep that away from my children. That's what they said. Yeah, they did say that. They said, remove my Call of Duty skin right now.

Yeah. That's what they did. The Mormon Call of Duty skin. Yeah. Notoriously. They did. I'm actually, I'm deleting that tweet. You still have garments?

Oh, my God. You're such a pussy. I am a pussy. Only because they are so scary. You're such a coward. I'm tweeting out my freaking phone number. No, thank you. For me.

I mean, I get it. It's not for everybody. Okay. It's not for everybody. Being the recipient of a barrage of hatred every fucking day online is probably not something that I would ask of others to do. Not great. Dude.

There's definitely a learning curve and it takes a while to get used to it now i don't really give a shit but i will say it sucks i did lose a few hundred followers and that was the best thing that came with that tweet see you guys freaking later you lost a few hundred yeah i lost like 300 and i feel great about it that's crazy so there were people that were following you but were like homophobic i I'm sure. Yeah. They're like Republicans buy sneakers too. I don't understand that. Like they follow you. I feel like I'm pretty like.

That's where I tweet. Wow. Judy Cinderella has an opinion on gay people and LGBT pride that I don't agree. It's crazy. I do so much pride stuff. That means that there's at least 300 people that just wouldn't follow me just because I'm gay. You think there's people that don't like me because I'm gay?

Yes. Probably. There's people that don't like me because I'm. You think there's people that don't like me because I'm gay? Yes. Probably. There's people that don't like me because I'm a woman. There's people that don't like you because you're gay. There's also people that don't like me because I'm a man. Not that many. There's not a thing. I'm sure there's some.

There actually is Twitter. There are some women. Yeah, there are some women. No, there's definitely people that don't like you because you're a man. Themselves? Keep it up. Unless you're a little too crazy. There's also people that don't like me.

People don't like me due to my Lebanese heritage. That's not true. They don't like you because of your personality. Example. That's not true. Example number one. The son hates me for being Lebanese. They would have to search so far to figure out that you're Lebanese.

Look at my face. I've got Lebanese face. Look at my face. I represent like a Lebanese man. I'm Googling it actually look at my face i've got lebanese face look at my look at my face i look i represent like a lebanese man look at okay actually okay well show my face you're first of all i'm lebanese you're phoenician i'm not what race is austin muslim no christian lebanese exactly so you don't even know your own heritage i just said no you're you're phoenician then. I don't know what Phoenician means. Exactly. You don't even know. Look at the Wikipedia. He supported Joe Biden in the 2020 United States of America. What is that for?

That's one of my. Wikipedia is awesome. Austin is of Lebanese and Irish descent. That's right. This is an Austin show. What did they say about me? Like what. Yeah.

I don't know why. One of the leading things. Maya. And Maya. And I called her Maya. I called Kaya Maya. And Kaya's race made it too. Look, I. I.

She's not even full Tibetan math. I don't know why, but on my Wikipedia page, one of the prevailing things is that I'm gay. And I supported Joe Biden in the 2020 election. is that I'm gay and I supported Joe Biden in the 2020 yeah I wonder why I wonder why that made it to you that's your tagline I'm gay no look I don't your most prominent features have literally been on my broadcast during the election cycle look excuse me I had a long career of lover host do you really want that to be yeah you don't want that they're like oh, Teddy Tuesdays.

You know your lucky star is that they know you as the Joe Biden guy. Okay, look. Well, they're about to know me as the guy that's going to support Joe Biden again in 2024. Hell yeah. Are you going to vote for him? I'm going to vote for him illegally. Multiple times. As I always do.

That's my favorite. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. Hassan's not joking. When I pulled up today, there were several mules. Yeah. Like donkeys? I like to go to old folks' homes

in red districts and beat them up and steal their votes and then rewrite Joe Biden. In fact, I also write crime should be legal. Assad and I are actually taking a trip to Mexico

to drive a bunch of illegal immigrants across the border to go for Joe Biden. That too, yeah. We love doing that. We're packing him in the back of his Porsche.

We're a fan of that sort of thing. It's going to be really hard though. We'll probably run out of battery. We're going to run out of battery. It's not very good on long distance drives. Is there anyone else

applying besides Joe by chance? I wish. On the Democratic side, there's RFK Jr. who is an very good on long distance drives. Is there anyone else applying besides Joe by chance? I wish. On the Democratic side, there's RFK Jr. who is an anti-vaxxer freak. And then there's Marianne Williamson who is a crystal mommy.

We love Marianne Williamson. Interested. So that's it. You know, I'm going to say it before we go to the paywall. Michelle Obama needs to run

for the Democratic ticket. Behind the paywall we would discuss none of this and instead talk about dreams face reveal and re-reveal

that's interesting yeah yeah he's getting a ton of plastic surgery done and he's coming back no he's not

we're gonna leave your speculations behind the paywall which you can access at patreon.com slash fear and

and we'll see you next time bye peace y'all okay this is new gay we ho is the gayest motherfucking place it's like you got we ho you got atlanta you got san francisco there's like places that are super gay but we ho is the gayest yeah the gayest 100 like dude like you walk i just walked like i feel like gay people are the majority here you literally everybody's like very strange which is a problem i agree yeah it's a huge problem i hate that oh they're indoctrinating our children they so are by just existing for sure

you know dude that's can i oh wait you know what can i say something what say i wish i would have said this on the podcast or like the payroll you know what no i don't i want to i want to say something for our paying customers our patrons sounds weird when you say it like that okay