Fear& - Hasanabi, QTCinderella, WillNeff & AustinShow Go To TwitchCon Las Vegas | Fear&

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

This weekend the entire Fear& crew went to Vegas for TwitchCon. The gang recounts their con experiences, me and Will almost dying, QT being traumatized by elevators, Hasan being unable to take a day off and more. Also Austin calls the manager on Vegas on this weeks patreon episode for a very special edition of white hat Karen, might be the best piece of content we've ever shot ngl. Name Your Price - https://www.nyplive.com/tickets✨ BONUS CONTENT ✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod00:00:00 - Intro00:01:02 - Austin's m&ms00:02:50  - QT hates us still00:08:50 - Hasan had fun for once00:11:30 - we almost died00:17:20 - We need a Karen00:24:00 - fear&gaslighting00:28:00 - Hasan is in shambles00:34:50 - Hasan kms moment00:35:45 - These gamers dont deserve Madeon man.. 00:38:00 - QT is too busy 00:42:56 - WillNeff wholesome moment00:50:20 - the sauce00:53:00 - kicking me while im down kinda messed up00:56:45 - Is Austin eccentric?01:01:02 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

austin that is so bad austin do you want to go? No, I'm not missing this podcast. I'm just going to... I got it. I like that there was a brief moment where you... I like that there was a brief moment where you unironically

pointed at Austin and said, do you have to go? I would kill him. I'm trying to make everybody happy. It's somebody's wedding. I'm missing Canute's wedding for this podcast. Canute, I'm so sorry. Listen, I wanted Austin to not be here for this next part because the internet is going to skin him alive for this.

Oh God, what's going on? He walked into my hotel room, my temporary room and he said, Will, I'm starving. Can I have some M&M's? And he grabbed the bar M&M's. Those are like $35 a pop. Instead of the hospitality suite that's free.

Yes. That's a block away. And so I was charged for those. And then today, again, in my room, without asking, he grabbed another $20 tin of M&M's. He has spent $40. How many did he have? He didn't have all of it.

On my room service tab when we have a hospitality suite with unlimited free candy two minutes away. In my defense. There is no defense for this one. In my defense, they're in a nice, two minutes away. In my defense. There is no defense for this one. In my defense, they're in a nice, beautiful glass jar. I don't like you. Okay, so how many did he have? I don't like anyone today.

I ate all the bottles. You ate the entire bottle of M&M's? No, there were only like six. They are small. Hear me out. I didn't know how much they cost until just recently. What are you? Were you in a coma until yesterday? No. You never stayed in a hotel before? I didn't know how much they cost until just recently. What are you? Were you in a coma until yesterday?

No. You never stayed in a hotel before? I didn't know. I knew they were going to be a little. Exactly. No, no. I knew they were going to be a little bit more of an elevated cost. But you know what?

In the Patreon, I'll be making a phone call complaining about the price of the M&Ms. I think it's a little ridiculous. Yeah. Well, you should get it free since you almost died. Ladies and gentlemen, let's dial back a little bit. We are Fear End and we are live from TwitchCon Las Vegas.

That's right. And if you couldn't tell by the fact that we all sound like Fran Drescher, it's been a long weekend. Very long weekend. We're also sitting in the iconic place where the Beatles played in 1968 right here overlooking the beautiful Las Vegas.

Isn't that right? That was a long weekend. Austin, you barely did shit. Excuse you. I hosted a show. You had one show. And a meet and greet. Are you kidding me? I had a meet and greet.

I had a long show. I had three meet and greets and two shows. Well, that's your problem. Kitty, kitty. No one can keep up with your pace. Also, yeah. That's kind of your fault. I'm recording this stupid podcast right now.

I'm supposed to be at the women's dinner right now. And then I'm supposed to... All I want to do this weekend is see boobs. I spit so much on this mic. We're your biggest show. You can't call us stupid anymore. I'm just mad. Exactly.

Nobody wants to hear women speak. That's right. Why am I here? How does that feel? I'm going to go to the women's dinner. Nobody wants to hear women's... The women's Twitch dinner. They want to hear women speak. That's right. That's right. Why am I here? How does that feel? I'm going to go to the women's dinner. Nobody wants to hear women's. The women's Twitch dinner. They want to hear us berate you.

Cutie and I are going to be going to the women's dinner after this. You're not invited to that or the sex show. Whatever. I'm going to the sex show alone then. He's going to be at the sex show alone. Yeah, that's because if I go to the sex show with you, you're going to make me late. Cutie, do you know what his first question about the sex show was. Yeah, that's because if I go to the sex show with you, you're going to make me late. Cutie, do you know what his first question about the sex show was? What? Do they

serve dinner? I'm a little peckish. I was hungry. That's a valid question. I think it's valid. The answer may shock you. The answer may surprise you actually. They don't serve food. No, they do. Titty bars actually have beautiful buffets. Wait, we're going to the titty bar.

It's like a burlesque show. It's a burlesque show. I heard it's like crazy and I have a table so they will probably serve food. Thank you so much, Kitty. I look forward to sitting there. Wait, who else is going? Nobody wants to go. We're going.

It's girls night. Wait, you're going to go to a titty show by yourself? Nobody will go with me because they're all going to the women's dinner. All I wanted to do was go to Dita Von T's. She's my famous burlesque dancer. It's all I want to do. She's so famous. And I want to go.

I wanted to go. But I got the dates made so because I'm dyslexic and her show was yesterday and it's not today. And now I can't go. You are. It is the dates. 21 and 22. As an ambassador of this dyslexic community you just fucked that up wait okay there's more there's more that she fucked up than just that she first first night we're we're in las vegas

cutie's like flexing how she booked a spa in the group chat talking about how she's like well you know what guys i i got a spray tan in the hotel room and then tomorrow morning i have a spa day uh and i was like oh spa day that's pretty cool i was like how do we do it and then she sent a link to do it as well in the group chat unbeknownst to all of us because i didn't click on it um turns out what happened cutie where was the spa? We're staying at the Conrad Hotel. And I booked the Conrad Spa. And then I go down and I walk to the spa and I say, hello,

it's under Cinderella QT. And then they said, we don't have you. And I said, what? They just called me for confirmation. What do you mean they don't have me? And they're like, you're not on here. And I'm like, then who called me? I call the number back and it's like, this is the Conrad Spa in Los Angeles. How can we help you?

Oh, no. And I've never felt more sad. Because it was like the only three hours this whole weekend I've had to myself. And all I wanted was a massage. Okay. This is your fault, though, a little bit. Not the dyslexia thing. But, like, the fact that you booked yourself silly over this weekend.

That is true. You have been tricking yourself out. To the point where you called our podcast stupid and dumb and tried to skip it. I call you guys stupid and dumb every week. You belong to the streets, okay? Wait. What the fuck are you doing? Her schedule is so stupid.

How do you have three meet and greets? You belong for the streets. Hassan didn't even show up to the convention. I did. I was there. Oh, you't even show up to the convention. I did. I was there. I was next to you. He was on our show. I was on?

Austin. Every event that you did, I didn't get your sign. Oh, me before. God, I forgot about that. It's all blur this weekend. Every event that you had, I was there. And you sold him for future events, too. He wasn't.

By the way, we sold a lot of tickets for that. Oh, my God. We sold a lot of tickets for that show. Oh, my God. What? Cutie, you are fabulous and fantastic and beautiful and natural. Just want to let you know that. No, Las Vegas is like, I always wonder who Las Vegas is designed for.

It's Cutie Cinderella. Why? She's texting right now. I'm trying to get I was supposed to go with a group of girls to the sex show and now none of the girls can go because they're all at the women's dinner. I will go with you to the sex show. I've got

a beautiful date and him and I will join you. I don't know how many times I have to tell him that you're not a girl. I don't think she wants to go to the sex show with you. I'm going to go and you're going to complain. No, are you kidding me? I would never complain at the sex show. You guys make me seem like I'm some sort of

monster. He's going to go to the sex show and be like, why are there no dicks here? I think it's both actually. In fact, no, hold on. I want to go. Stratosphere. Wait, do they fuck at the sex show? No. They don't? What the hell is the point of a sex show if they're not fucking? Have you never seen burlesque?

He's already complaining. You started complaining before you went to the sex show. He hasn't even left yet. How is that possible? I wanted to see some hardcore fucking at the sex show. Is that what it is? I just told you it's not. No, it's burlesque.

It's supposed to be tasteful. It's like... Why do they try to to be tasteful. It's like, you know, brassieres, like people dressed up in like, it's like a Gilded Age era fit. You know what I mean? God, you know what? I'll do it for you. I might have to go to Austin because no one else is. Everyone's saying no to me.

Yeah, I hated this weekend with a passion I hate Vegas with a passion Oh come on you had fun last night I did but the problem is I get punished Here can you throw that Here I'll give this to Will Allah punishes me for Drinking alcohol

And doing other haram shit By having a gay friend. No, you punish me for that. That's just a punishing relationship in general. No, but Allah has punished me for being a sinner

and giving me a crippling hangover. I wasn't fucked up last night like i was i was buzzed oh he was i was drunk i was you were asleep at the blackjack dude it was 5 a.m that's why i was asleep at the blackjack i was like oh god i'm so tired what the fuck am i doing i was on autopilot getting cleaned out 12s every time this this woman let me say something okay agatha oh thank god it was her name let me let

me look right at the fucking camera i know your shit doesn't deserve that okay i know what you were fucking doing we're at the high roller table okay we're at the high roll table she busted out the big gun she was like you fuck you you yeah i'm gonna fuck you up that's what she said to me wait like with her eyes no she didn't say no she didn't say that but she was actually very short with me because like i would hit i would hit like this and she would not register she'd be like no you have to do it like double tap i was like come on like oh the person like i've been i've been i've been gambling my whole life i've been gambling a lot like i know i know what the rules are like That's not for the camera. You don't have to double tap for the camera.

And she would just like, if I didn't put my chips down quick enough, she would literally start serving immediately and would not give me a card. And I was like, yeah, you got to keep your eye on the ball. Oh, my God. Yeah, she was like, she not only took like $1, pocket and, you know, put it directly into the casino funds. Why did you stay at the table? You know why? Because I would have gotten up and left.

So you don't deserve my business. I have a weird social anxiety about this. I've talked about this before. I wonder if you guys feel the same way. When you sit down at a blackjack table and you're getting fucking cleaned out i you don't want to walk away like you're poor no i'm poor you took all my money i don't i don't care about that at all i don't give a shit um no i i feel like it's rude like there's a social dynamic there yeah you're on the table and you're establishing rapport uh and and I feel like it's very rude to get up.

If a new dealer comes in, for example, I can't immediately leave. I always feel bad. As soon as you lose a hand, you say, oh, shoot, that's my sign and then you get up and leave. That's what I say. Oh.

It's so easy. You're afraid of technology. How do you not have this hang-up, this social hang up? What technology? Well, we did just hug in the elevator. Pissing your pants in the elevator. Because you thought we were going to die.

Number one, I'm afraid of heights. Number two, you literally almost died in the elevator. I did almost die. These are valid. And somehow I'm still not afraid. Speaking of which, have you guys gotten any... We haven't talked. Tell the podcast.

Explain what happened. Because this trip, I think... And I still have to go down that elevator and I'm not ready. No, different elevator. Well, it's next to it. Okay. So, yeah. Marshy boy and I and some ladies were in an elevator that had a really interesting thing happen. On the way up, Hasan and I were in the same elevator and we heard a

loud ka-chunk uh and we were both kind of freaked out by her but we it didn't even register with them for some reason we were now will and i were looking at each other like did you just fucking see that yeah because like it was a loud thunk and while you were going up you were in it too yeah when we were going up going up on the way There was a loud thunk followed by, I'm not kidding you, pieces falling off of the elevator. Like screwdrivers falling off the top and falling next to the elevator in the elevator shaft. And we heard it. It was like dust from the tiles in the top of the elevators. Yeah.

So we go into the room and we hang out for a second he goes back down by himself but marshy and i and the girls get in the same elevator to go down and right around like the 44th floor it just free fell and it felt like maybe like a lot great like uh brakes caught and it just went like that yeah there's probably like an e-brake dust and stuff came out of the ceiling and then it was not moving for like legitimately three or four minutes while I was pressing the emergency call button. And during this period of time, the attitude in the elevator was simply making peace with our saviors.

Everyone was ready to call it, dude. And I had this weird epiphany. I had two thoughts. First, what a cool way to die I am not okay talking about it And second, I was like dude The candlelight vigil that Twitch is going to put on At TwitchCon

Is going to be so fucking tasteful And I just imagined Austin was going to take advantage of my death In a way that no one has ever taken advantage of A death before I would have cancelled the show No you wouldn't have. No, you wouldn't have.

No, you wouldn't have. Why are you lying? You would have given out my sauce from my room. You would have sold tickets to the Houston show. You would have been like, Houston show now co-hosted by Will's hero, Jack Black, is a memorial show. Sell frigging shirts and say, I miss Will Neff.

Unfortunately, we've doubled the price of the tickets so that we can give a small portion of that to charity. 5% goes to charity, folks. 5% of the tickets. Look, I would have... Will would have wanted me to continue to do the show. Oh, my God! We said this verbatim.

We literally... Will and I were talking about this. We were like, Austin would 100% start it off by saying, Will would want me to do this. But Will, would you? He would have wanted it that way, folks. Will, you would have wanted it that way. Right?

You would have wanted it that way. I've always told him, don't let my death goes to waste. Don't let my death go to waste. Yeah, he's like farming. Go on a book tour. Hasan, I would have called Hasan and said, Hasan, Will, you guys have a relationship unlike any of us? I want you to know what I should do.

And Hasan would have said, Austin, the show must go on. My one request when you're pimping my death is, you know those shirts that they make in the inner city when people die? Where it's like the date, like a hands, and a really nice picture of me with like doves r.i.p i just want merch shirts of me like that with like uh the airbrush the cursive airbrush yeah fuck will neff yeah but it was scary man died of self-suck marsh marsh had a 5 000 mile stare for the rest of the night and

yeah eventually they got out but but the emergency call button didn't work yeah so did you call 9-1-1 or like i would have called them judy in the five minutes that i was making peace with the fact that i was about to die i i was just holding my thumb on the emergency call button going and you know what everybody asked me and i was doing that thing in my head. If I jump at the very last second, can I negate the downward momentum of this elevator? Yeah. And I was looking at the little girls in the elevator with me, all 100 pounds of them. Because what are they? The heaviest one is like 100 pounds, right?

Yeah, yeah. And I was like, how many of these girls do I have to stack up to brace my impact so that if they turn to jelly, my body will be protected? Wait, there's like a little airbag at the bottom. There's like a little metal thing. I think you made that up. You've been saying that. Airbag. He's made this up.

There's like a piece of it. It's not elevator and then pavement. There's something below the elevator. There's no 55-floor airbag. He thinks there's an airbag. No, there's like a metal thing that will maybe not save you, but it'll at least... Just turn your legs into dust. I was thinking you would pin yourself up on the...

You know what I'm saying? Well, I was going to go jump or human body bag. I feel like... I don't think I would have survived that. I don't know enough about physics, but I feel like that's not how it works. I don't think it works, but everybody at the convention asked me, did you do the little jump at the end?

And I was like, I started to realize, I was like, damn, how do you time that? So skill issue. Can you imagine being in the wreck of an elevator where all your friends have just been turned to liquid

and the emergency crews pulled you out? You're like, thank God I jumped. How did you survive? I jumped at the exact right time. It was fucking crazy, dude. So here's the deal. What frustrates me about this situation? L. Walk out.

Hey, March. L. Fortnite dance on him. He's covered in March Did you guys get compensation? No so we're doing that in the We're doing that in the paywall episode Yeah so I will be calling the front desk

I'm not gonna lie I let you white hatted the first day Yep and I got you a little voucher He got me 30 bucks at the food court Which he literally reneged Like he took more than that with the M&S He got me 30 bucks at the food court. Which he literally reneged. He took more than that with the M&M's. He got me $30 at the food court and spent $45 on M&M's.

Well, Will had a temporary room. His door didn't work. Yada, yada, yada. My door didn't work for 12 hours. So I didn't have a room for the first 12 hours after I drove through the night. So I had nowhere. It was just not great.

So Will was very upset. So I went down to the front desk not great. So Will was very upset. So I went down to the front desk and got him a $30 food and beverage voucher. Didn't realize, like, everything. You can't get anything for $30 here at this hotel for food. I enjoyed one of Austin's M&Ms that he took from my room. That's like an $8 M&M, dog. What do you mean?

It was singular M&M. Speaking of which, are there any in here? No. You ate them? See, Marsh is going to be eating the M&Ms. Marsh. Marsh. What do you mean? Singular. Is there any in here? No. You ate them? See, Marsh is going to be eating the M&M's. Marsh, Marsh, your Vegas trip, you need help. Yeah, no. I don't want to say how much money Marsh has lost. Marsh has lost by far the most money gambling.

And when I say by far, I mean exponentially. No, Marsh has lost more money gambling than I've ever lost in my lifetime. Just on this weekend. How much have we lost, can we say? We can't. We can't. There's so much shame in him. He said no.

I wish he could. Last night he literally was like staring at me with those fucking beggar eyes where he was just like, come on. Just like, you're leaving. It's late. Give me your chips. Give me your chips. Give me your chips. Oh no, he got it twisted. I need to win it all back.

He's like, yeah, he's going, you can afford it. Come on. And yes, of course I can, but I was trying to get you to fucking stop gambling. I have not gambled at all. Surprise, surprise. You're the cheapest guy I've ever met.

I'm not cheap. You are so Lebanese. You think I'm cheap? Yes, you are so fucking cheap. You think I'm cheap? Name one cheap thing that I do. You are the most frugal person on the planet. What are you talking about? You will literally take you, take trips

specifically so you can have points that you can offset in the future. You inconvenience yourself sometimes. I don't do that anymore. Oh. I stopped yesterday. You ate M&M's from everyone's rooms besides yourself. No, I had three from my own room.

You had three boxes of M&M's. No, bottles. I had three bottles. Three bottles! Like of the little jugs. You ate three jugs? Yeah, and I had the Evian waters, and I don't even want to look at the price of those. Oh, you paid $12 a water.

Really? Yeah. I spent $47 on waters. See, this is what I mean. You're frugal. You're like already sweating it. It's all right. It's all good.

You know what? You're not in Vegas that often. I can have a few M&Ms and a couple of waters. Hey, if you get the White Hat Karen operation to give us some chips for almost killing us. Oh, I'm going to tell them to comp everything. Wow. All right, we're doing that on the paywall.

We're doing that on the paywall. We're going to do this on the paywall. I'm going to make sure that Marsh doesn't have to pay for this room and all the money he gambled gets back to his bank account. Yeah, no, there's no White Hat Karen that lets you. No. Let me tell you, you don't know the damage. Oh, no, no.

One option. No, no. There's two options they have. lets you. No. Let me tell you, you don't know the damage. Oh, no, no. One option. No, no. There's two options they have. They kneel to our demands, or we own the hotel. My father. That's it. Own the hotel. That's right.

We'll own the hotel. Well, guys, I actually have had a lovely trip. I have, too. This has been a phenomenal TwitchCon. Name your price. Name your price. Totally sold out theater. Totally sold out.

Packed. Couldn't get a seat. Can we talk about the Elvis impersonator? He may watch this now. Why would he watch this? He should know. I'm fearless. You went too fucking long, Elvis.

You went way too long on your segment. He had a great ass, though. He had a great ass. He did a good job. He was a good Elvis. He was a good Elvis, but he just went a little too long in the ceremony. He had a great ass, though. He had a great ass. He did a good job. He was a good Elvis. Yeah, he was a good Elvis, but he just went a little too long in the ceremony. He got up there. He was excited.

And what a segment that was supposed to last all five minutes went for about 20 minutes. It's always funny when you have like old school traditional media type, not even traditional media type, but like, what would you say? What kind of entertainment would this be? Would this fall under? Like performance off broadway yeah like live performers no it it reminded me of the hypnotist guy at cuties thing like where amazing where when you have a situation like that when you have like oh the hypnotist new media new media entertainers who are like all adhd and like weird and yeah and then you have like that super old school guy with a the hypnotist. New media entertainers who are all ADHD and weird. Then you have that super

old school guy with a fedora come in and just talk for... The most respectful of hats. He's the most respected hypnotist in LA. I love it. He works with the Yankees.

The Dodgers. He didn't care because he was getting paid either way. The Yankees in L.A. Yeah, he was he. But like, I felt the exact same way that I did about that guy with Elvis as well, where he's just like, like, this is my show. Like, yeah, I've been doing this for 35 years, baby. Like, let me let me just run this crowd. Austin, I like how nervous you are about the Elvis. Oh, no, it's fine.

Did you fuck the Elvis guy? What's going on? I didn't fuck the Elvis guy. Did you fucking fuck Elvis? All right, I fucked Elvis. Whatever, fuck it. We'll move on. He did have a nice ass.

He did. I was staring at his ass the whole time. Hassan kept looking at me during the performance. He was like... Name your price was excellent. Name your price was excellent. On top of that, we're continuing our show on the road. Oh, that's right.

That's right. We're continuing our show on the road. I didn't mean for this to be... Right after this, we go to Houston, Texas, and then to Long Beach. Tickets are still on sale. NYPLive.com. Hassan's going to be in Long Beach. Cutie's going to be in Long Beach. Will's going to be in Long Beach. I'm going to be to Long Beach. Tickets are still on sale. NYPLive.com. Hassan's going to be in Long Beach. Cutie's going to be in Long Beach.

Will's going to be in Long Beach. I'm going to be in Long Beach. This was our meet and greet. I was there. Austin threatened every single one of our fans where he'd be like, you're coming to name your price, right? And they'd be like, actually, I'm meeting my mother. We're going to my father's funeral. He'd be like,

you gotta go to name your price. Bring the father. Bring your father. Bring your father. Bring him to Namier Price. There were people like, yeah, I took a second mortgage out on my home so I could go to the Houston show, but I can't attend tomorrow. Oh, come on. You gotta do it.

You gotta do it. Double mortgage. It is funny that I'm finally on a show of Namier Price, but I'm just the presenter. The presenter's a major gig. Cutie, you don't know how big that is. The presenter's... I haven't announced you yet.

The presenter is like a co-host for us. Yeah, the product presenter... Yeah, but I want to win the money. Cutie, you didn't... There is no money. Do you know how much I won? $3. I won Name Your Price, by the way, finally.

Yeah, $3. I want to win $3. Cutie, you didn't tell me you wanted to be a contestant. I don't want to anymore. You did school. That's like a thing to think about. I don't know what I want. win $3. Cutie, you didn't tell me you wanted to be a contestant. I don't want to anymore. You know what? Cutie, cutie. I don't know what I want. Listen to this.

Cutie, listen to this. I just want to go to sex show. I will do this for you. What? I'll be the product presenter. You be the co-host. No, I won't do a good job. I'm too nervous.

I take back my pinky. You and Austin. It's okay, cutie. Don't touch me. I'm losing my fucking mind. Guys, I'm going to have to go. No, no. I don't want to go down the elevator.

It's really stressing me out. That's all I can think about. It's cool. You'll walk down 55 sets of stairs. Judy, we'll jump. We'll jump. No, you're fine. Up the elevator, I had to be held by Will Neff,

and I had to talk to myself out loud, and everyone in the elevator had to gaslight me that we were on the floor already yeah they're like we're like we're on the 30th floor we were like we hadn't even moved yet there was a there was a random guy who also couldn't get onto his floor which i feel like it compounded on your on your fears because he's like oh it's not working the elevator's not working he just kept talking he's like he's like I'm an elevator technician. In 35 years, I've never seen an elevator do this. And now I have to write it back down.

I'm like, when is this episode over? I'm so stressed. You're going to blow out your knees walking 55 fucking stairs. Yeah, you won't make it. You already have your shoes unzipped. All I feel is fear. And now the podcast name finally makes sense. Yeah. It's going to be okay.

I'll write it down with you. I'll be there with you. No. I told Austin, again, do you not know what our podcast is named after? Fear and Loathing, your favorite movie. No, no, no. Well, Hunter S. Thompson, everything he did was Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fear and da-da-da-da-da.

So we are a continuation of that gonzo style of journalism. I didn't realize that. I didn't know that until just yesterday. I can't see straight. I think I'm having a panic attack. But I'll be fine. I had a very

Hunter S. Thompson day. Except for the menthols. Wait, they have some M&M's in here. Or the whiskey. Are you out of M&M's? Tell me about... They're on the mini bar right above at the top. There's M&M's, almonds, pistachios.

Also, if you see an upskirt on the podcast, I'm wearing shorts. So, like, don't freak out. Don't be excited. But in the Patreon. Yeah. I'm skipping the Patreon episode. I love you guys so so much but I just really need to go to the sex show

wait so you're going to go to the sex show by yourself instead of be a part of the Patreon wait cutie Maya is going to be on the Patreon paywalled episode let's go I'll film the entire sex show for the Patreon paywalled cutie

can I do that? cutie the sex show is not until 9 I. Cutie, cutie. Can I do that? Cutie, you, the sex show's not until nine. I know, but I have to leave here. It's 7.20. We'll make it. I'm just stressed. We keep... What is going on?

Cutie, we'll make it. I'm really stressed. We'll make it. Don't worry. Cutie. What? You can go now if you want. I'm not going now.

No. I can't ride down that elevator by myself. Okay, okay. We're moving okay we're moving we're focusing forward i gotta have a spray tan at two in the morning on friday night and it was cool and thursday night wait wait and you looked great you look you you look great cutie can i tell you something you have looked hot all weekend because i've actually done my makeup and i've actually tried to get dressed cutie you always look hot but you've looked exceptionally hot

this weekend it's called trying well you always try but, but you look exceptionally hot this weekend. It's called trying. Well, you always try, but you try it harder. I would like to make it very clear. I do not try. She does not try. 99% of the time. She just looks that good

without trying. Wow. That's what we think. Natural. Ow. I hit my tooth. Without even trying, she looks that good.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, this has been probably the least productive weekend of my entire life. Okay Yeah this has been a Probably the least productive weekend Of my entire life I came I came here

He took one day off And he's like in fucking shambles I slept the entire day He gave his fans an excellent performance On Name Your Price Yeah I feel like fucking dog shit. I feel like dog shit, but it's not even like the alcohol or a hangover or anything. I just feel awful for not even being able to stream today.

I didn't bring the right equipment. I fucked it up. If I was able to stream in between all the free time that I had, I probably wouldn't have... You did stream. I streamed one time. That doesn't count. One time in three days where you also did two shows. Yeah, that's like nothing.

That's nothing. You had a podcast. Hasan, I got you a flight tonight. Are you flying back tonight? Did you get me the flight? No, I didn't buy it yet. Oh, my God. What?

I thought you were supposed to buy it. Buy it. You want me to buy it? Just in case. What do you mean just in case? Just in case. Right now? Use the fear and card. I don't have the fear and card. Marsh is the only one with our money.

There's a flight at 1045 on Southwest Airlines. Don't touch me. Two bags fly free. 1045. And anything else we can put in a car? If not, Hasan and I are going to drive back together.

Okay, the most... Stupid Will. We're in the car. And Hasan's like, okay, guys, I've got to drive back as soon as the podcast ends. I'm going back to LA with Will. And Will was like, podcast ends? I thought we'm going back to la with will and will was like

podcast ends i thought we were like hanging out me and austin are like did you not read the group message yesterday when will is begging hasan to go on this road trip back he's begging him yeah and and hasan's like as as long as if we leave right out of the pop i will drive with you and and you're like yippee best friend road trip and then you're like we're in the car and you're like wait he wants to drive now? I thought I was joking yesterday. Cutie, I know for a fact you lie to your friends. And I knew I had to lie to my friend to get him to have a good time.

He is not having a good time. Look at him. He's going to have a good time. We're going to gamble more. We're going to go to the sex show. We're going to go to the sex show. I love that. I need to go back home so I can work out. We should have a sleepover too. Let's have a sleepover, Hassan.

Boys, I'm going to bring a date. How do you gaslight us all the time? I need to go back home so I can work out tomorrow and stream. You literally just gaslight me on this episode. When? When you were like, oh, I'm only a product presenter. And I was like, be the co-host. And you're like, I don't want to be the co-host.

I want to be the product presenter. That wasn gaslighting that was um that is the definition of gas no I think no sometimes wants to complain I think that's what it is that's my favorite my favorite gas no gaslighting is something else that you insinuate that you want a different role on the show only to admit that you're happy with the role on the show to make us feel guilty is gaslighting. No, gaslighting is me saying, Will, your hair is blue. No, your hair is blue. So you want to be the product presenter.

No, she wants to be a contestant. But you told us you didn't want to be the product presenter. No, I just want to complain. No, she wants to just complain. I can tell. What don't you get? Do you have a vape, Marsh? Women.

Women. Women. Ladies. Women be lying. No, cutie went girlfriend mode. That's what that is. But you know what? It's beautiful and natural

and I'll support you no matter what you want. I want to complain. My favorite hobby is complaining. She wanted to complain and she wanted us to go, you know what? You're natural and you're beautiful

and you're right and you're valid and we fucked up don't touch me just kidding you can touch me oh really oh god um i just listen was that can i can i this is i'm gonna be honest for a second this podcast is off the rails i just wanted us on to have fun and last night we had fun. Despite his best efforts he had fun. No. I got punished for it. You didn't. You're punishing yourself. Everybody else was so proud of you. Everybody was like, oh, Hasan was so fun last night. That was awesome. We loved that

Hasan. I hung out with you at the club last night. We chatted for a few minutes. It was great. We gambled. We had fun. We danced. We did. We did do all danced We did I humped Sear How long were you guys out for? We were out until 5am That's why it's funny when he was like you were sleeping at the blackjack

I'm like yeah it was 5am I'm not gonna lie the pit boss asked me She's like is your friend okay? I was like yeah he's just sad He's lost a lot of money It wasn't even that I was just tired I know you were just like this though also she did fuck me like she did i i look i'm a i'm a very uh i'm a very particular gambler i play the book for those of you who don't know in blackjack there are like very specific rules

of like what you do with mathematical probabilities but at the end of the day if you're getting served 12s every fucking time which is like one of the worst things that you can get because of the likelihood of a of a 10 or king or you know something equivalent to a 10 is going to be served as much higher than a lower card didn't help that i just kept winning and yeah and i gave will 400 dollars i was like here yeah you don't have to go and i won 1600 off that 400 he just fucking kept and it was like it was almost like a flex because he stopped playing and substituted i let my friend play who had never played blackjack before never played blackjack and they're getting like 20 ones over and over again and i'm sitting there white knuckling through this fucking process and she keeps serving me 12s

and giving me attitude my friend who's never played before it goes is blackjack good is that guys are like shoveling money in front of her it's just like i mean it's fine is whatever but uh it's still it's still so it's not great It's not a great experience I'm figuring out my sex show I'm actively participating No she can't go I've been helping I'm not letting her

I haven't gotten a text yet about the sex show Are you texting me? I'm asking Maya if you can go I need a plus one I know I'm asking Maya if you can go. I have a plus. I need a plus one. I know. Okay, I'm sorry. I said to Maya, I said can Austin come or is it just the girls? No, I'm so sorry. I didn't

mean to intrude. And then she said Austin can come but I don't want boyfriends and I said my boyfriend's not here and then I said wait but can Austin's plus one come? Oh. Because it's not a boyfriend. That's true. That's true. It's not a boyfriend, technically. But I get what she means. Look, I don't want to ruin the night.

I may kill the box. You don't even want to come. I really want to come. That's gaslighting. He's been pretending wanting to come. I want to go to this sex show but now I feel a little awkward and uncomfortable. Can we add something to the show? Let's literally play Valorant right now. I just got a Discord notification gaslights. Lud's literally playing Valorant right now.

I just got a Discord notification from him. That he's playing Valorant? Probably. What? Who is Lud? Dude, Lud's been a party animal. Lud's been having fun. Yeah, he has been.

Cutie got hit by one CO2 cannon last night, and she was done. They had CO2 cannons in the club last night and they go and I saw Judy's face go like a cat. Was that because you walked past me? She's like, I gotta get the fuck out of here. I gotta go. It was hard. It was a lot.

To be fair, it was very loud. It was a lot. Funniest moment of the night? You asked if Maddie it was very loud. It was a lot. It was a brace. Funniest moment of the night. You asked if Maddie on was sap nap. Yeah, he does look like sap nap. Who? Sap nap. DJ.

He's a very famous DJ. He's March's favorite DJ. Oh, I'm sorry, March. After last night, I call him Midian. That's not nice. What if he watches this? He was so mad. He was like, fuck you, dude.

You don't understand. He put on a great show. He put on a great show. Was he the one pushing the CO2 buttons? Yes. Yeah, he was. Yeah, it was him. Why are you defending him?

That's the club making that up. No, that was Madion. He did it. He pisses me off. Madion, you piss me off. Yeah. Those CO2 buttons were too loud. Mattyon, I would like to apologize on behalf of the Fear and the podcast.

Don't push the CO2 buttons. I like the buttons. I like the CO2. It was cold. It was really hot in there, so I like to get a little CO2. I wish they would have pushed it more often, to be honest with you. In fact, I wish they could have moved the CO2 buttons above the VIP section so we could get a little cool down.

I feel like... By the way, we're talking about the offline TV party. Sorry, none of us said what we were talking about. We went to the offline TV Dolce & Gabbana Razor Party at Souk. Souk is, of course, a part of this hotel. They were in Resorts World. It's the newest

hotel on the strip. Why are you selling? That's what they bill it as, Let me tell you. It's falling apart. This hotel is not good. But still not great because Vegas fucking sucks. I love Las Vegas. Yeah, it's built for both of you. I don't want

to be here. I love Las Vegas. I love Las Vegas. Look at this. Look at the lights. Vegas is so it's for basic Vegas. I sat last night I don't want to be here I want to be here I'm staying an extra day

I sat last night In an Italian restaurant Overlooking the Bellagio fountain That was pretty awesome Yeah And Paris I didn't even need to go I'll be honest

I don't even need to go to Paris anymore We got a better Eiffel Tower here Oh god you're so American It hurts my soul I'm going to say it We haven't even like hung out. Like the four of us. Oh, I wonder whose fault that is.

Whose fault is that? No, the three. All of us have been hanging out. You have been on a war path. I have been good for friendship this time. Yeah, that's why I say even he. I was hanging out. I went to two dinners with them

am i the problem yes yes it's it's me i i'm the problem it's me you're the problem i've been the problem before it's okay am i gonna have to dress up as woody and sing a song yes you are actually i would appreciate it group chat is literally me always asking so what are we doing what's going on what are you guys up to? And then Cutie is just like, oh, I have this AT&T sponsored event. And then Verizon sponsored event. I have a dinner quickly followed by a panel after that. I have 15 minutes to do my hair. And then I'm at another women's panel for women.

Yeah. It's just like. I'm sorry. You guys aren't women. Maybe you'd have more opportunities. Yeah. Women have too many opportunities. Let's discuss.

Look. They need to stop giving women opportunities. This weekend Women have too many opportunities. Let's discuss. Look, they need to stop giving women opportunities. This weekend has been hell for me. I'm barely. Kitty, why did you do this to yourself? Just say no. You have the opportunity to say no to a lot of this stuff. Say no to these things. For the grind.

For the money. Wait, are you getting paid to do meet and greets? You're not getting paid to go to the fucking women's dinner. Okay, FOMO for you guys were doing a meet and greet, and I felt FOMO. I felt bad, so I came. Which was awesome. I heard you told Caroline we begged you to show up to the meet and greet. No, no, I meant viewers.

Viewers were begging me. It wasn't you guys. We would have begged. You would never. I would beg. I don't want you to beg me. If I knew you wanted to be bagged, I would have begged you. No, no, no, no, no. I actually have bagged. I don't want you to bag me. If I knew you wanted to be bagged, I would have bagged you. No, no, no, no, no.

I actually felt so bad. I didn't even. I like that this is what, like, I used to, I've never had a meet and greet for myself only. No, it's over. Twitch literally didn't even tell me this time. It was Will's meet and greet, right? It was Will.

It was the Will. It was the Austin show, Will Neff meet and greet Featuring Hasan Piker Well that's what happened Okay Twitch doesn't even ask anymore Twitch Twitch literally won't even pay

For his fucking flight and hotel And then be like Oh he's in the meet and greet They pay for his flight and hotel No this time they did But last time they didn't And I had to yell at them I was like what do you mean

You can't just like Put him on the meet and greet And not even fucking Cop his drip. This is what happened. That's how much they take it for granted. They put you on it in Paris and you weren't even going. That's what I mean.

Boys, let me tell you a story. This is not the women's dinner, okay? This is not your time. I'm skipping the fucking women's dinner to be here. I'm trying to be at the women's dinner to bond with my women. I told them no. We never sink our periods on this podcast. Okay. Anyway, I show up.

I go to the Purple Lounge. I'm really flustered. I see Caroline walks out like she's been through a hurricane. She's not well. I'm like, are you okay? And she's like, I need to get this charged to Will. I said, I'm going to Will. And she said, do you want me to take this? She's like, no, I'll walk with you. So she's walking with me. Security will not let us to the meet and greet. So I go to the, I say, I say, Caroline, and Caroline is getting surrounded.

She's getting swept. She should have had her own fucking meet and greet. So she's getting surrounded by photos. And I'm saying, I'm ignoring them. I'm walking. I say, Caroline, stay here. I'll be right back. I run over to other security.

I said, hey, I need to go to that, that meet and greet. That's my podcast. I said, mine. I'm sorry. It was, I was trying to get it. No, it's your podcast. It is your podcast. You're our queen. What is wrong with you? I don't know. You're our queen. You are a part of the podcast. I said mine. I'm sorry. I was trying to get it. No, it's your podcast. It is your podcast. You're our queen.

What is wrong with you? I don't know. You're our queen. You are a part of the podcast. They go, we can't let you in. I said, I can Google it. And they said, what? And I Googled fear and.

And I said, see, those three boys, I'm the girl. And they go, mm. And I go, what? What? And I went and came and got you. They were like, this is why you have to try harder. And the whole time, I'm like. It's like like that's not you you're that girl is it's because you have to find me in every picture they're like that's a different girl you're a different girl

than that one um nice try yeah subtitle gaslighting so then i go back over and i'm like i'm like i'm like uh i'm like i don't know i don't i feel like i shouldn't even be here and i kept saying they begged me to come they begged me to come and i met the fans and now i feel bad because caroline's probably like what the fuck are you talking about they don't beg for you and then and then she asked she asked did you beg cutie to pull up to the podcast i was like i was like i was like no i was glad she showed up but i don't think we banged her i feel bad now now she probably thinks i have a complex i mean i have many complexes but i'm like fucking adores you she shouldn't she thinks you have a comedy she shouldn't because nobody

thought that until this very well then this is what happens security lets me through and i go she comes she's his girlfriend and then and then they're like no no no and i was like do you want me to take the charger to Will? And she's like, yeah. Did you pull up another photo? Look, here they are. They got her. I was like, do you want me to take the charger to Will?

And I feel bad. I'm leaving Caroline out. And then they let her come. So that's good. But then I felt bad because it felt like one of those things where I'm leaving her on the Titanic. And I get the boat. And I'm like, well, see you later. I got to get on the boat.

But then they let Caroline in. And then I came to you guys. What I'm hearing is that security is kind of lax. Yeah. They really need to step their fucking shit up. Because after you guys sent someone that we were able to get in. One thing I will say. Should have been sidelined. One thing I will say about this entire weekend is it's been awesome to watch you guys work.

I've been so proud of all three of you. marsh you've been a fucking degenerate you lost too much money i'm sad yeah you're fucking but wait even me i've been really proud of the three of you because it's it's it's not often that you get to like just watch your friends do what they do at the highest level but all three of you i watch you i'm like damn like there's a reason that all three of these people are here. You guys have been working your asses off. You've been incredible. Every time someone comes up to you, I see you guys light up

and give them a moment and really be genuine. It's just awesome to be able to appreciate your friends doing what they do at the highest level. Thank you, Will. I really appreciate that. It means a lot to me. No, it does.

This is the most polar opposite. You accept the compliment immediately. She is just steaming like, what a crock of shit. No, I think, no, it means a lot. I'm so focused on it. I feel like I ditched Caroline and I still feel bad about it. No. And I will never recover.

I love her. I think we need a vacation together. No, I don't. That's not the solution. Why not? Because she can't fly. We'll take a cruise. I'll have to go on a plane and Will will have to hold me the whole time and you guys will have to be like, we're almost there, we're almost there, we're almost there.

Would you do it? Would you be down to do it like that? Because then, fine. How long is the flight? On a cruise? This is a much better question. Have you noticed that? How long can you gaslight me? Are we going to Mexico? We're going to Tulum.

Okay, I'll do that. One hour. All there is is clubs. You saw me at a club. I can't do it. No, it's like yoga. It's like hippy-dippy down in Tulum. Wait, is there like resorts and stuff?

Beautiful resorts. The prettiest in Mexico. Love that. I do think that the food is mid, though. No, it's awesome. It's rad. Why don't you guys want to do a cruise? We'll do a cruise. No prettiest in Mexico. I do think that the food is mid though. No, it's awesome. Why don't you guys want to do a cruise? No one likes cruises. I love cruises.

You get to sample multiple different countries. I'm going to say it. That's so gay of you. It is so fucking gay. The gays love cruises. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. You can't even say anything

Gays do love cruising And you know who else loves cruises? Women And I just don't understand why you don't love cruising I don't like that you generalized Oh okay Oh yeah Okay

Cutie you and I we're taking a cruise She goes you know who loves Cruises Gays She's like You know who else Loves cruises Women

She's like I don't know This is some real This is some real Ladies and lunch We need to do therapy We need to break We should have a guest

We should have a therapist We should have Dr. K on Yeah that'd be great Oh god the fear and therapy Oh that'd be so great I like that I don't want to do it Like the

Always sunny episode Where it's just It starts with who does the dishes, and it just ends with them all bringing, you cut me open, Doc. Oh, God. Oh, man. I don't even have a voice. No, I sound like shit. Sorry, guys at home. Yeah, we sound like shit.

I smell like I smell. Fuck. What? I sound like i've smoked three packs of cigarettes yeah um yeah i'm the only one who uh who had a health and wellness trip i guess by fucking not doing anything and sleeping for the most part it's true hassan you slept for six additional hours maybe than us yeah one day yeah that's crazy of a three-day trip and now you're doing a podcast yeah it's not you might have a complex you and cutie have a complex i i do definitely relax

okay i'll get serious for a second the entire time i was here in vegas i felt like uh i i felt like i was uh juggling two different universes where on the one hand you're not allowed to have fun because there's war on the other side of the country yeah we're on on the on the one hand you're not allowed to have fun because there's war on the other side of the country yeah we're on on the on the one hand i was like trying to keep up with everything that was going on uh trying to you know be well read uh hoping that inevitably i'll be able to stream and and also continue the fundraiser um on the other hand i was like this is not my moment this is for everybody else like i'm here for them i have to just forget about that when i see a fan and like you know take photo or

or go on stage and perform for name your price so i did feel like i ended up uh you know giving not a lot of uh great performances for either. I think you killed it on Name Your Price. You killed it. Your last year's performance sucked. This year was amazing. Oh, fuck. What do you mean?

You killed it. You hit it out of the park. Everybody was telling me, God, Hasan was so good on Name Your Price. You cleaned the house. He just wants you to show up to Long Beach. You had 260 points, and everybody told me. They come up to me, they say, Hasan, oh, my God, can't wait to see you at Long Beach. I didn't let Austin rig it this year, and I could tell you our best.

You're a son of a bitch. I know you wanted to fucking rig it so bad. At the end, I was like, God, it's not close enough. I need to set some points. Well, because you even bet him, and you're like, I'm not going to redistribute your points. And I saw you doing it, and I was like, he's played five times. This is, let him win. It's nuts.

Let him win. It's nuts. Let him win. It's nuts. It's fucking nuts. And even then, at the end, I play ball all day because I thought you wanted to keep going. So I was trying to lose on purpose on the last one because Will was like, Will put the 45 point one on. And I was like, okay, I know what the assignment is. Like, I'm going to fucking take a dive here. And I still at the very end was willing to fucking throw and then there was a little bit of

miscommunication but we had gone over for like 35 minutes so yeah it's okay it was great we did good it was a great show it's a great show really big show so what oh what are we at 50 minutes oh jesus christ that was he's did anybody else have any good moments at twitchcon i went and walked the floor today and met so many people yeah i love that i love that's my favorite at the beginning of the convention it was really quiet sure everybody was a little skittish and then today i just walked in and it was crazy every second because everyone's panic mode they're like i'm not gonna see my favorite content creator austin show yeah yeah but today they were they were coming up taking pictures a lot of them asking where's the sound piker i said he's busy yeah he didn't have time for you today i'm just

i just kidding i didn't say that because like that's what i'm i didn't say that you want to know what i'm thinking you want to know why I feel like shit? Because in my mind, there's a fucking fan that came from Missouri that flew in. Okay. They wanted to meet you. And was like, oh, I can't wait to see my favorite content creator, Hasan. He's been so important in my life and my like political upbringing. I watched him every day in 2020.

And like, I can't wait to finally, I put all the money together. I can't wait to finally see him at TwitchCon. And of course, they couldn't fucking get a ticket to the meet and greet because it sold out in like three and a half seconds. So now they're like, oh, but I'll see him on the floor. And then they never got to see me. And that fucking like that hurts my soul is thinking about that. That's part of the reason why I feel like a piece of shit. Look, I didn't mean.

Well, then we should go walk the floor at the hotel. There'll be people around. Well, also, there's also the security aspect. Do you want a tweet? We'll tweet about it. What? I'll put out a tweet. Come meet me at the sex show. All fans, come to the sex show to meet Hasan. You know what the secret

hit of the entire con was, though? Wilnaff's hot sauce. Oh, yeah. Rave reviews all around. That was really cool that you're giving people that. I traded your hot sauce for a naked photo of Blau. What? What? That's not no. What?

No somebody had a naked photo of Blau and they're like I'll give this to you like not naked but like an underwear photo. Why? He approved it. It was fine. Blau said it was okay does why does blau's moms have those photos i was i was in the i was in the this feels like you should know it's cool blau literally talked to me because he came up to me he's like did you get the naked photo of me i was like yeah so no this guy had a photo of blau in like not nude but like in a in, in a tasteful nude, whatever.

And he had, like, this poster, and he gave it to me, and he said, I'll give this to you for some hot sauce. I was like, great, bet. So I went and got some hot sauce. Yeah, Austin was definitely giving out sauce. I was giving out sauce, for sure. Yeah. Nefsauce.com. Nefsauce.com.

How many more do you have to give out? I'm going to do another giveaway on my stream using only channel points. That's cool. We could randomly throw some into tier 3. Yeah, absolutely. Like 10 random or 20 random tier 3 people. And then I'm doing 1,000 bottles a month

for the next few months. I love your fucking sauce. You're giving away a set? No, no, no. I was like, you've got to sell it at some point. I'm not making any money on it, though. Are, I was like, you've got to sell it at some point. Yeah. I'm not making any money on it, though. Are they for sale?

Yeah. How much does it cost? I think it's going to be $10 a bottle. Well, you haven't even sold them yet. Oh, come on. You've got to make some money off of it. You've got to. No.

I just wanted to. I'd say $12.99 is a great price. Okay. We'll think about it. I think $15. $12.99, I think, plus shipping and handling, it's a pretty good deal. $15, baby. Absolutely.

I think $25 is a good price. Yeah, that way Austin can get more jars of M&Ms. That's right, 100%. Yeah, or we can pay off our wonderful producer's gambling debt before the Italian mafia breaks his fucking kneecaps. How much did you... I want to know. Can you mouth it to me in a live reaction?

It's going to hurt you. Really? Write it on a note. He's just showing... Live reaction. They don't need to know. Look at Andre. He's giving it to you.

Oh, that's not that bad. What? That's not... No, What? That's not. No, I think you're misunderstanding. Do it again. Wait, hold on. Do it one more time. Are you serious?

Oh, how do you lose that? Oh, that's not bad. Why don't you walk away? Oh, that's not bad. Why don't you walk away? Wait. That's not bad? It's only like 20 minutes. No, that's not as bad as I thought. How did you get it so twisted?

I got it right. He got it so twisted. Oh, my God. Hassan, when he pulled up to the high roller table, they asked him for his loyalty card, and he took the train wrecks card And slapped it The train wrecks card? Yeah the don't get it twisted card

And the dealer picked it up and didn't know what it was And tried to scan it And then looked at it and he goes What is this? And Asan goes don't get it twisted dude I carry that shit everywhere With me That is in my wallet every fucking day

every day because i get it twisted and i want train to be by my side when i'm getting it twisted he might hate me but you know he's still with me every day um yeah he's uh he does this God, that was awesome. I feel like I want to gamble more. Yes! No, I'm not going to, but I'm not going to. Oh, my God. Wait, friendship? You have what? That's so bad.

For those of you watching that didn't hear that, Marsh just said, I haven't lost until we leave. That's the ninja mentality, dude. He unironically did the meme where 99% of gamblers stop gambling before they win. Before they win big. Marsh has officially gotten it

twisted. He's got it twisted. No, you need to go to rehab if you keep this going. What the fuck is happening to you He's having fun I think it's great I'm gonna start gambling No you're not

You would never do that You don't think so You would go to the penny slots I'm gonna come to Vegas You would go to the penny slots You would lose 33 cents And be like Oh

Oh Oh No last time I came to Vegas The worst thing happened Last time I came to Vegas I pulled 200 bucks Out of the ATM And I went and played

The low blackjack tables or whatever at the Cosmopolitan. And I got there, and I started winning a little bit, but it just was taking way too long to win because I was at the $15 table or whatever the hell it is. And eventually, I was just like, I'm just going to stay here until I lose it all because the line was out the door to get your freaking thing,

and it wasn't worth it. For the record, that is literally how I gamble as well. I will take out a finite amount of money knowing that I'm just going to lose it. This is my entertainment. This is how much I'm going to lose. I'm up $800. How much did you gamble this weekend?

You lost or you won? I started at $300 and I'm at $800. I guess I'm up $500. I've never won anything. Oh, I will say I did win that. Have you heard of Buffalo? Buffalo. That gambling machine?

Buffalo. I won like 100 bucks at the airport. Nice. You were gambling at the airport? Is that just a slot machine? On a slot machine? I had a... You said, have you heard of the Buffalo machine?

Instead of have you heard of a slot machine? You are the oldest person I know. You are literally like... Well, the shuffleboard was full, so... You're like an 83-year-old grandma. I was going to play Baccarat, but it didn't look like the table was burnt. Listen, honey, it's not because of smoking.

I have a polyp. Look, I had a great time gambling at the airport. I'm going to gamble again on the way out. Nandre is here. He just had to leave the room. Nandre just... He's a good hype man. Nandre is the best laugh.

My God. You're such a particular person. I love it. You're like, yeah. Yeah, you. Am I eccentric? Really? A little bit.

I don't even think. I feel like I'm pretty normal. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We went to Sinatra's. Oh. A very famous restaurant.

Austin pulls up in a tank top. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait. Bro, you look in a tank top. Oh my God. Bro, you look like a greaser. Hold on. He looks like he's the guy who sold Frank Sinatra deli meat in the fucking day. Hey, Frank, you back? I mean, you should cop a goof. He has black jeans on, a skin tight black tank top, and a leather jacket.

This is the best part. This is the best part. The server reads us the specials. He's coming around. Austin's looking at the menu. He goes, do you have any potato soup? And the server goes, I'm sorry, what? He goes, potato soup.

Why did you want that? Did you think there was a special? He goes, no, I was just going off menu and I assumed you'd have a potato-based soup. And the server went, no, we don't have a potato. I wanted like a Zupa Toscana, you know, from

Olive Garden. They got that Zupa Toscana. It's like the sausages. From Olive Garden! You guys got unlimited breadsticks? No, they've got... What's happening? Like, you know, like the scallop potatoes with the little...

It's a great soup. It's one of my favorites. And I thought maybe... He was going off menu. I thought just maybe... Look, I showed up to Sinatra. I was wearing a nice leather jacket and a tank top, you know, and some baggy pants and Rick Owens shoes. Okay?

I didn't think I looked that bad. Immediately popped the jacket off. Yeah. You looked great. Thank you. You just looked like an extra from Grease. Yeah. You looked like you were the...

You looked like that you were a jet and a jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last diet day. I'm in this new fashion era where I wear a tank top and a jacket. Yeah. It's kind of a Ludwig. I just can't get over the random potato soup request. I mean, look, they didn't have it. I ended up settling for the pumpkin soup.

I like going off book, though. You're like, you guys have the Olive Garden soup, right? Come on. It's Italian. That's Italian. To be honest soup, right? Come on. It's Italian. That's Italian. To be honest, it's Sinatra's. It's New York Italian. It's not Italian Italian.

You know what I mean? Yeah, like Olive Garden. Are you Italian? You just opened up a can of worms. Oh, shit. Andre, just told him he opened up a can of worms. Yeah, the common section is going to be a war of Italians. No, no, no.

Look, I love Italian. My driver is Italian. He didn't even hit it with my best friend. I love Italian people. I've been to Italy. I am sniffing a hotel for some pasta. You are not allowed back into Italy After these takes I haven't paid for that pasta

I will say this I go to Carbone a lot when I come out here Usually and it's alright It's like They have good food but they also are like very flashy Instagram focused and I don't like that I hate that shit However Sinatra

I thought it was like a gimmick restaurant because it's fucking sinatra because for frank sinatra you know what i mean and no one likes that guy no but like i not that but like i just thought it was a gimmick it was a gimmick restaurant it's not like i i didn't realize that it would have good food pasta was kind of mid i will i will say that the agnolotti was incredible that you had with the white truffles decadent and he was liberal with those truffles oh yeah he he fucking he was shaving like it was going out of style yeah he was shaving it like austin shows eating fucking eight dollar m&ms each individual m&m is they were delicious m&ms i I'm going to have some more

I forgot the M&M's that I You took the M&M's and you didn't eat them? I forgot them, they're in my room I'm going to finish them later I called it Guys, let me leave it with this We give each other a lot of shit But let me reiterate, I'm so proud of the three of you

You are incredible creators I don't like when you do this because we're all bad at giving compliments back, and you deserve compliments. No, it's okay. Will deserves compliments. You all love me in your own way. Will, you are an incredible creator, and thank you for including me because I sometimes feel not included. Yeah, you don't even claim our podcast. I know, but I've started to.

I'm working on it. Yeah, it's really fucked up. And thank you for carrying me in the elevator, and I'm going to need you to carry me down. I'll carry you. Because you guys carry me on this podcast. Aw. Patreon.com slash fear and. This is a very special episode.

Austin's show is going to war with the hospitality industry. One on one. White hat Karen. He's walking over. He's pulling the phone out one on one. Wait until he's walking over. It's not going to work. You're going to have to switch seats with him. He's pulling the phone out of the wall.

They're going to swap seats. Not yet. Wait. We're doing it for the Patreon episode. I'm leaving. I've got to go to the sex show. I'll cry if I miss it. It's the only thing I've wanted to do all weekend.

You can use my mic for the phone. Look, I'm useful. Wait, you're not leaving. I am. Just tell them you're staying so they'll subscribe. I'm staying for the Patreon and I'm showing my boobs. See you there. And to our audience, thank you as always.

We'll see you next week. Greetings from Vegas and goodbye.