Fear& - Hasanabi, QTCinderella & WillNeff Boycott The Streamys | Fear&Cobra

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

This week the gang is all here with a lot to catch up on and air out, every week we stray further and further from God's light. Okay goodbye love you thanks for watchin ♥🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod0:00 - Cryptic Intro1:05 - Welcome to the Fear& podcast, Austin is feeling great03:30 - Ludwig makes out with Aiden06:46 - Most expensive injury in sports history10:56 - Hasan shares his take on baseball, but doesn't watch13:40 - Austin Show D*ck Expert20:17 - Aritzia gives off Skinny Girl vibes28:50 - Hasan's list of what he wants to talk about31:55 - Taylor Swift is summoning demons 38:36 #TaylorIsOverParty - TayLORE Swift44:00 You don't need to sin to have fun48:10 Marche spends 20 minutes looking for random things55:00 Still can't find that one Scottish guy58:32 ADHD podcast, adderall shortage is hitting hard1:00:00 Which Fear& host would sell for the most at auction?1:07:10 Outro` Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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something even though that's what i said even though they're bigger than me they're an institution they're like they've been around a million and millions they've been around before like there's just a little me so let's shit on i don't think they're millions of dollars backed or whatever but they have been around since like i was in fucking they're millions of dollars backed or whatever, but they have been around since I was in fucking ad sales. They're owned by Dick Clark Productions. All right, time out. Are we talking about it or not? Because I don't want to hurt you.

We can talk about it briefly. We should talk about it. Let's just talk about it on the paper. We should talk about it. I'm going to the Streamys, and there's drama. Are we recording now? Yeah. There's drama.

There's drama. You're a bad friend. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can have the rest of this argument behind the paywall. No, we can talk. Welcome, everybody. I think it's better.

She wants to talk about what a bad friend is. I'm trying to start the damn podcast. I'm starting it right now by calling Hasan a bad friend. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Welcome to the Fear Hand Podcast. We're back. We are back. We are back in a major way. live from sunny Los Angeles, California.

Yes. What is going on? Why are you like this? No, I flew in this morning. I'm feeling great. I like this. He's doing a top of show. Yeah, that's what we do.

We're organizing it. I'm here with the wonderful Hasan Piker, Will Neff, Austin Cho. Good to be here, Austin. Good to be here. Thank you for having me. I feel very weird about this. And the cutie Cinderella. And we're here, Austin. Good to be here. Thank you for having me. I feel very weird. Cutie Cinderella. We're here and it's a wonderful day.

Top of the show. We're talking about dating. Am I right? It's the summertime. It's hot out. What are you guys doing? First date? Where are you going, Cutie Cinderella? I don't want to do this. What is happening? Where are you going on a dream first date?

Ooh, Disneyland. Ooh, Disneyland. You're going on a... Wait, hold on. On your first date, you're going to fucking Disneyland? Yeah, you know what? Dog, that is literally a chore, okay? You want to...

You've never met a guy. No. Listen to what I'm about to say. Disneyland with friends, a beautiful experience. Disneyland with family, beautiful experience. Disneyland with Cutie Cimerella, don't know what that's like. Nope. Because I've never fucking experienced it.

We'll see. Okay? Maybe we'll go. Maybe we'll go. I would take you if you were a good friend to me. Too bad you're a bad friend to me. You know what? No, it doesn't go that way.

It doesn't go that way. Cutie, I'm going to step in here. Step in. Usually I let you trash everyone because it tickles me. But I, a few days ago was going on my best friend cutie cinderella's youtube why do you watch my youtube i don't even remember i don't oh i don't know friendship i don't even watch my youtube wait she said she said she shit on you and it wasn't even memorable yeah i don't remember i just say stuff every day i shit on you

guys you shit on me yes what every day i shit on you guys. You shit on me? Yes. What? Every day I shit on you. Wait, really? I didn't do anything. Verbatim. She's watching the clip of the three of us being like, she's my friend.

No, she's my friend. And then she pauses the video and she goes, this is so weird because I fucking hate them all. And I felt my heart drop out. Well, you know what? I stand by that. You in the yard talk a lot of shit. Yeah. I don't know what goes around on that side of town, but you guys talk a lot of shit.

I'm not on the yard. Sometimes I feel like you are. Yeah. So, yeah. Sometimes I feel like you are. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I've realized about myself?

What? Not to make it about me. Yeah, that would be crazy. But I am obsessed with Taylor Swift all of a sudden, and I love Disney. I think I'm becoming Cutie Cinderella. Yeah, you're stealing her shit. Yeah. I can't help it.

I can't help it. I think I am you. Do you know what would be hype? What? If you fucked Ludwig. Yes. That's the final. You have to do that.

Ooh, that is the final frontier. Did you see that leather fit with the shaved head? He looks good. Dude, what is happening? He goes both ways. What's going on? What's going on with your boyfriend? Is he okay?

You think Ludwig swings both ways? Unironically, I have asked him dead ass. Really? Yeah, because I was- Did he get his ear pierced? No, it was fake. Oh, good. Did you ask him this after he shaved his head?

No, I asked him this after he made out with Aiden at a club. I am devastated. Look at his face. I am devastated. You've also kissed him. Yeah, I've made out with him at a club. I watched. You shouldn't have done that with Aiden anyway.

Your eyes went from excitement to jealousy like that. I was at that club? It was the one time we went to the Abbey. Aiden didn't make, my heart's broken in two. My heart's broken in two because Ludwig nor Aiden kissed me at that club. Someone's doing gay without me?

Yeah. That was Austin's. That was Austin's. Yeah, I feel. I am fast at FOMO. At his event that he was throwing at his gay club. Oh, that was my party.

Yeah. I was kissing everybody that night. Yeah. You didn't kiss them. I don't remember them being there. I remember, this is how petty I was. I remember Ludwig being out with Aiden, and I was like, what the hell? And so then I was like, somebody kiss me.

And then I made Andrea and Alex both kiss me. But yeah, but that probably backfired. He's probably like, awesome, he's probably awesome. No, they like... What? Aiden, it was like... No, separately. Andrea and Alex didn't kiss me at the same time.

Aiden... Oh, I was like... No. It was like Andrea, Alex, Brooke. I like had a line of women and I just pecked them all. And I was like, I can do it too. And then Ludwig wasn't even looking. And I was like, god damn it.

Yeah, but it would probably backfire because he'd probably like it. It did. No, it backfired because he didn't even see it. He was making out with Aiden. He was snogging Aiden. Were they like making out? Wait, what is happening right now? Did it cause like a fight between you guys?

I shouldn't talk about it. Okay. This was in the middle of the Ukrainian invasion. And you guys were out there making out with one another. Oh, this is the big party and special thing he didn't show up to. No, I did. Preemptively. He was there.

I was there. I made out with everybody too. Yeah. Are you kidding me? No. We were all doing gay. I was there. I was doing gay.

And then I did too much gay. And I was like, all right, I'm done. I'm all gayed out. And I left. I was doing straight that night. That's how hot that was. I think I made out with your girlfriend. You did. And then you made was like, all right, I'm done. I'm all gayed out and I left. I was doing straight that night. That's how hot that was. I think I made out with your girlfriend. You did.

And then you made out with me. Oh, okay. I didn't make out with anybody. I left early. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I didn't realize that it was like that. I was trying to get revenge. It didn't work.

That's not how that works. I know. What do you do? Cop Aiden's tires? That seems very unhealthy. Really? I'm just difficult. All right. You know what? I'lliden's tires? That seems very unhealthy. Really? I'm just... All right, you know what?

I'll give him one more chance to kiss me. He doesn't want to. And if that's it, well, fine. Then it's over. Can I talk about something topical? Uh-huh. Yeah. Because that's usually what we do on podcasts, but we don't do that.

Yeah. This was something that was in my head that I couldn't get rid of, that I don't know how you guys will respond or if you'll care at all. Right now, the best player in baseball is a guy named shohei otani oh yeah i have his jersey okay best player in baseball he was due for a contract like a 10-year contract that was worth up to 600 million dollars okay a few days ago they assessed an injury uco yes an injury in his elbow and now his contract for the next 10 years they're theorizing that it might have been knocked down to 300 million oh what a switch which feasibly makes this injury the most expensive injury in history i think a. A $300 million injury potential.

He should have pretended he was okay. Well, how do you feel about someone's elbow being worth $300 million? Does that even register? It's ironic because, I mean, in baseball, isn't that like, you know, that is a very common thing that happens that ends up devaluing you as a pitcher or a hitter. But I think the amount of money is so unfathomable. No part of my body will ever be worth $300 million. It's the Angels, right?

It's the Angels institution. If you had to value what your most expensive part of your body is, what is it? Everything good? Oh, God. I'm cheap. You see? I'm cheap.

I'm like plastic. What do you think the hair's worth? Oh, that's, oh, God. Like'm cheap. You're cheap? I'm cheap. I'm like plastic. What do you think the hair's worth? Oh, that's, oh, God. Like, think about it. I see. If someone was going to make an offer on your- I feel like someone would give me at least 50K to see my boobs, not AI version. Really?

You think somebody, you could sell your breasts for 50 grand? Not like chop them off and sell them on the black market. Oh, I was confused. But I think if I like. What? I think if I said OnlyFans opens tomorrow. That I would get up to 50K to see my boobs. If I said OnlyFans opens tomorrow.

How much do you think somebody would pay to see my cock? Not as much. Not as much. The value of dick has been depreciated. Well, it's diluted because they're throwing it around. Yeah, they're throwing it around. Supply and demand. Supply and demand. Right, yeah. Well, it's diluted because they're throwing it around. Yeah, they're throwing it around. Supply and demand. Supply and demand.

Right, yeah. Yeah. That's ridiculous. And the other thing with titties is that, like, I feel like no matter how many titties there are out there. Or, like, snowflakes. New titties are still fun. Yeah, they're cool. But all penises look the same.

Arguable. What do you think your most valuable part of your body is? Like, which one would go for the most? Well, yeah. What do you, yeah. I mean, if I was, yeah, if I was a harlot like Cutie over here. Well, you're hawking titties online. That's what my dad calls me.

Yeah. I would, yeah, it'd probably be the dick, I assume. Probably the dick. But on my own. I'm going to tell you guys something. What? I got a fantastic ass no one has ever seen. No, I've seen your ass.

I've felt it. It is a bubble butt. I've given it a grab. I have a great butt as well, but I've seen your ass. I've felt it. It is a bubble butt. I've given it a grab. I have a great butt as well, but I don't, like, I don't know. I don't think it's, like, as valuable. My ass is, like, passing. Like, it's okay. Why are your cuticles all fucked up?

Oh, look at his thumbs. He's got burn victim thumbs. You got a band-aid up. What's going on? I've got something. This is what he does when he's stressed. I've got something to address about. Anxiety ring.

Do you want an anxiety ring? No. This is my anxiety ring. Why fix it if it ain got something to address. Anxiety ring. Do you want an anxiety ring? No. This is my anxiety ring. Why fix it if it ain't broke? You know what I'm saying? It looks really painful. No, it's fine. I don't even feel it.

I think you guys, from what I've seen, have fantastic boobs. What? Yeah. Butts. Well, anyway, I just thought that that was. I keep racking my brain. It's sad that ours are all sexual and we don't have a skill that. Well, I mean, if I was thinking of like, what is my most valuable asset,

I would still go with brain, I think. You're laughing. That's my own perspective. I could sell your dick for way more than your mind. I mean, my mind is what has made me my money so far. That's how I'm thinking about it. If we could turn this weird hyper fixation with streaming into a pill, then it would be worth.

Well, then all of our brains, I think, is the most valuable asset that we have. My ass is way better than my brain. I think people would want to see my boobs. Can I just say something? Instead of playing events. I think that it's the Angels, right? Yeah. So I think Angels as an institution have this once in a lifetime,

perhaps never before seen, never will happen ever again, guy that has the capacity to revitalize baseball as like almost single-handedly. Japanese Babe Ruth. Dude, Babe Ruth is... Look, you're going to get mad at me. I don't know enough about fucking baseball, and I don't care to learn, but I feel like he right now is in a level that is unimaginable.

Bro, Babe Ruth was going up against like... Well, let me head you off. The reason I say the Japanese Babe Ruth is basically a slugger who can pitch. Yeah. I didn't get the question. Oh, okay, okay. From that front, yeah. Shohei Otani, in terms of actually being a baseball player,

is a way better baseball player than Babe Ruth, but you have to adjust for the era. Babe Ruth is playing at a time when Dominicans haven't been invented yet. You know what I mean? It's like you can't. The first ref from Cuba hadn't hit yet. You can't compare that. It's like it's even worse of a comparison than, like,

Michael Jordan playing against, like, plumbers and math teachers. You know what I mean? Because it's, like, yeah, sure, he's, you know, he's playing his heart out. But the people that he's playing against, they're not pitching as hard. South Americans can play some motherfucking baseball. Yeah. Whereas Otani, from what I understand, being, understand being like the what is he like six foot six or something like he's he's sexy as fuck he's just i love shit like that yeah i love

he's the he's the number one model for hugo boss now he's awesome he's he's sick i mean he's he's very talented wow and my point was it's kind of fucked up that they just like cut his net worth in half yeah not realizing that like i feel like up that they just like cut his net worth in half. Yeah. Not realizing that like, I feel like they should cut, if they cut the net worth in half, they should cut the,

instead of 10 years, it's five years. Just to take the onus off the angels. It's not fucked up. It's not the angels that are cutting the contract. It is the wide net worth. Anyone can offer him. Oh,

I see. A 10 year, $600 million contract. Experts are just saying that is likely off the table. Wow. Because he's a liability. Well, he has an injury that he will likely need what's called Tommy John surgery for, which is a very common surgery.

And it's kind of like an ACL injury in football where you can come back and you can be the same athlete, but it's just of like an acl injury in football where you you can come back and you can be the same athlete but it's just not a hundred percent chance so that's scary a baseball contract a 10-year baseball contract is like betting on a talent and if he has a 10 years is too long lingering injury you anyway let's move on from that topic i just thought that was fascinating i thought it was fascinating thank you for sharing for sharing, Will. He deserves it. They should give him the $600 million. I don't know if you guys know this, but there's a huge popular tweet out right now that has ranked you and Hasan as two

out of the top three cocks in the industry. What? What do you mean popular tweet? Did you tweet this? No, I didn't tweet this. No, I swear to God. Can we pull this up, Billy? There's on a Twitter account. It's on Twitch Himbos. That's not... It is, swear to God, it's got 30,000 likes. What?

It ranks Hasan, I think, Wake Wilder, and you as having the top three penises on Twitch. Yes! Finally! The biggest is what they say. Fuck you, Streamer Awards. Fuck you streamer awards. Fuck you streamy. So go scroll. Dog.

That's like, that's scroll down. It is. Oh God. Scroll down. Oh, well there's me, but 21,000 likes the top three most hung streamers.

Wait, what is, what is wake working with? Yeah. Okay. So wake as a Cobra. Wait, what the fuck?

Yo, click on that shit. Yo. What the fuck? I feel like. Oh, my God. I will close my eyes. Okay, so. Okay, his dick.

His dick makes my shit look like it's nothing. His dick has a trunk. Okay. Wait, no way. I'm being respectful. Okay. This is what kills me. No way.

Open your eyes. You can't look at this thing. I can't. It's like a fire hose. No, that's too much. That's too much dick. Where is the dick stopping the balls begin? Wait, I don't understand.

Why does he have such a big penis? What the fuck? Okay. We can't even show this. He's hard, right? Please tell me. Wake has the type of energy. As a guy who plays video games with Wake all the time,

he's got that kind of quiet confidence that can only be ascribed to having a dick. Wait, how many likes does that tweet have? I don't want to, like, at first I was like,

it's you and I, like, great. And then I saw Wake's thing and I'm like, okay, but that's like, I need to address something that really irritated me about this.

He's mad that he's not on it. No, no, no, forget it. No, I don't care about that. I literally don't care about that. There are comments below this. It is rid on it. No, no, no. Forget it. No, I don't care about that. I literally don't care about that. There are comments below this. It is riddled with comments going, oh, that's big. That's big. All these people claim that the perception of dicks is that dicks are flopping around

at eight inches on the regular. Have these people seen- They've made new dicks have these people seen penises outside of the comfort of their own home have they field tested dicks aren't that big close up no dicks aren't that big i i just want to tell everybody this is a public service we need the editor to put in a label that says austin show dick expert no but like this it really frustrates me that people are out there saying that like

those are some big dicks that were up there. And people saying that like making it seem as if that's not big. Do you think they're just joking though? No, they're serious. I do that all the time. People are dead serious. They're like, oh, that's big. I think you're... I'll see something and someone will be like, this is eight inches. And I'll be like, not that big.

Like this. I'll be like, oh, this isn't even that big. It's like, it just makes me angry. Are you a size queen? No, I'm not. I'm not. Okay, don't protest too much.

Well, no. Then it seems like Ludwig's not working with me. Yeah, we all know you have vagina Christmas. I got vagina Christmas so you can't, this would never fit.

This would hurt a lot. Look, it just upsets me that the... It's so toxic that people are out there thinking that hogs are eight inches plus. And when you see a genuinely big one... I don't think those people understand that, like, the eight-inch hog in the wild is, like, a very... It's a rare sight. It's very unique. It's a very rare sighting.

And on top of that, it's also, you know, from what I understand, as far as like, and Cutie can attest to this, even if she didn't have her medical condition, I feel like it's a bit too big. The range most seen by me is anywhere from like 5.5 to like six point something that's exactly what my range that's the range that i've seen the most yeah it's the average right and you see one you're like whoa yeah and there is such thing as too big of a dick exactly like everybody's uterus is like like a shoe size and if you know if he's a size eight shoe he's not fitting into your size five. Exactly.

If you were a sick between 5.5 and seven inches, you are in premium dick territory. That is lifelong boyfriend, husband, dick territory. Anything greater than that, you're struggling. Anything less than that, you're still probably okay. But I think that there's a huge misconception out here that people are just slinging around horse cock. No, it's because it's online.

These people have only seen probably porn. And they don't even realize that a lot of the porn stars are also not working with that much meat. You have the Jason Loves of the world. You have the Manuel Ferreira's of the world. They have the fucking tin can dicks. Exactly, you have that but like beyond that, most of the porn stars are not packing like 8

inchers themselves. They got like, they're working with 7s and those are still in the top percentile of dicks. Exactly, so I just want to let you know gentlemen, when you see those comments, I don't want you to be discouraged. I would have never even seen that. Nor those comments. And now I you to be discouraged i would have never even seen that nor those comments you guys have fantastic and now i'm like at first i was like oh yours yeah it looks great i'll whip it out at first i was like this is great and then i saw

wakes i've always said and cutie i'm sorry we're talking no it's fine you guys love talking i'm sorry we're talking so much the audience loves it i wish we lived in a world where i could show more cleavage right there's so many garments that show off breasts. And there are women that make a good living. Like the SpongeBob meme where you like SpongeBob pulling it and you see the root. I wish I could just show a little cock from time to time. You can. It's just called gray sweatpants.

Oh, cutie. What? That's what every girl looks for? Gray. Oh, I can pull up to the function in gray sweatpants and just show my cock. Oh, you're saying a thing. I'm talking about I go to a red carpet and I just show a little dick cleavage. Do like Lil Nas X type thing.

A little what? Like Lil Nas X. He will wear like a bodysuit. I bet you could find a stylist and you tell the stylist, like, I want the dick accentuated and you could. There you go. Spandex is for the slutty boys. There should be something.

A dick specialist. A dick specialist. But do you hear this, guys? We're normalizing it now. Or was it like Zoolander? Why do I need a specialist to show off my dick? Why can't I go to a Forever 21? Yeah.

Because it's not invented yet. You just got to invent it. You should be able to talk about it openly. I think we're breaking down walls on the podcast. Do you guys want to care about something that women care about? Are you kidding me? Yeah. We care so much about women.

Because it's beautiful and it's natural, Kitty. Nobody loves women more than we do. I went to Aritzia this week and I got fat shamed. Oh, fuck no. From who? Aritzia. From who? They're done.

Is that a country? Name her. Name them. It sounds like a made up european country from a game into it and turns out there's like this that they do this they're like amber crombie and fitch in the 2004 like okay so essentially an aritzia uh at like uh westfield mall i think or the grove it's a it's a store it's a women's store it's a women's store. And they just sell basics. It's very like Hailey Bieber-esque. Like, it's just like.

Are we canceling her too? Fuck Hailey Bieber. Well, we don't like Hailey Bieber. I'm ready. I'm ready for you, queen. But it's plain clothes. And in store, they only carry size 00 to 10. Okay?

I don't know. You have to describe in further detail. I am a 10. Oh. I think I'm a very normal. Out of no very petite guys no i'm a very normal size girl 12 year old gymnast only no no i am 5'8 i weigh anywhere from like 155 to 160 you're beautiful and i'm i'm a size 10 okay guys, guys, I don't need it. I don't need it. I'm not asking for this. Like a fox. But sometimes I can fit in an eight.

Sometimes I can fit in a 10. Regardless, I go into Ritzia and the stuff is so cute. And I'm like, oh, cool. And so I start grabbing stuff and I'm like, let's put it in the fitting room for you. And I'm like, okay. So I go and I never try stuff on, but I've never shopped here before. So I go in the fitting room and they don't have mirrors in their fitting room. Wait, what?

Why not? You have to walk out in front of everybody and there's a couch and there's one big mirror that's miserable there's 10 rooms and everyone has a communal mirror oh my god as you walk out there are workers stationed there to comment on what it looks like and then go grab you more clothes yeah so it's like a sales tactic what were the comments the issue was is the fucking clothes didn't fit me So you're a size 10, but you're not a ritzy a size I walk out there and I cannot button up the size 10 and I'm like kind of embarrassed and so then I was like I Really like these pants like this is so embarrassing. Is there any way you have a size 12 inch like we don't carry those in store

Okay, you grab brother fucking hair and then i made it no take her fucking then i made a joke and i was like yeah it's kind of like skinny girl vibes in here huh and she just went uh-huh and i was like she said skinny girl vibes wow oh what is the logic on not stocking bigger sizes? Because they don't want fat people in the store shopping. I thought it was like they save money on fat. No, they have it online. You can buy it online. That is true. You can buy it online, but you can't buy it in store.

They shame you and they say, don't come into our store, fatty. You have to buy it online where you can't be seen. That's so weird. Okay, quick question for you so fat guys you can never wear cool stuff what do you what do you mean as fat guys look at you get the fuck out of here as fat guys you can never you can this is like when austin jumps on something that's like harming women just and goes just i relate with this so much just because i have transformed my body to pre-covid

brilliance doesn't mean that i haven't been fat ridiculous that you're like you're you're doing that you've never had an issue fitting in this shit we should call this that's a lot in the 10 11 12 years that i've known you i have stumpy legs like you, your weight has fluctuated. Yeah, a lot. And I know that you were a big boy, and you're still a big boy at heart. Like, you have that fat kid in your heart because of the way you eat. Like, or when you put potato chips inside of sandwiches. Like, this is all fat kid behavior.

Do I get fat kid energy? Fuck no! No! No! Oh, little do you know. I can tell by the way you eat. I was fat from the time I was born until about six months. You're so brave. Austin, I mean this sincerely.

I was a fat baby. You eat like a skinny gay. I was a fat baby. You'll pick up a burrito and you'll do this. I do not. Austin, we've seen you pick up a burrito and you'll do this. I do not. Yes. Austin, we've seen you pick up shit and dip it one time. And like,

what was it? Was it spaghetti? He's traumatized. And you hold it like this and you pick chicken out of it. That's not, fat kid does that. Yeah.

When I see a fucking nice burrito, I'm like, how do I shove this in my gullet as fast as possible? You literally have the capacity to say, no, I don't want that. Yeah, you can say no to cheese. I do. Light cheese.

Even when you're binging, even when he made toast and you stole it, you still picked it up with two fingers. Yeah, you flew at it, but you still delicately picked it up. Oh, is this cheese? Listen, it's ridiculous that you tried to take on, you know, take ownership over the fat kid thing. Everybody knows that that's ridiculous. I was just trying to support my friends. My point was.

I was trying, me too. So what happened? Well, here's what, I have a question for you. I left and I cried. Did you order the size 12? You cried. I have a question. Why are you laughing?

That's hilarious. I feel bad. Well, because I would like to be, I used to be a size 6. I would like to be a size 6 again. And if I was a size 6, I would fit in their clothes. In their size 10s. Judy, you are so gorg. You're captain.

Can I be honest? What? Did their technique work? Did their technique of negging make you want to wear their clothes even more? No, it made me skip the rest of my food for the day is what it made me do. Oh, my God, Cutie. That's not. Oh, you're so.

It's sad. Anyway, we hate Eritrea. Did you order the size 12? No. So what I was going to say is. I bet the size 12 wouldn't fit me. So here's the question for you. Brandy Melville.

This is probably the most common offender of what you're talking about. That and also on top of that sexual assault. So they are like. What is this? Brandy Melville is like a Southern Belle. And they sexually assault people. In the store. No, literally they have

done that there was a there was a big ass there was a big ass article about it the ceo is like a fucking massive creep that kind of thing but on top of that brandy melville is one size they only sell one size so my question is is that yeah that's why i was gonna ask you is that better because you know it's one size and you're like oh fuck that it's not for me even though that's technically you know they're doing the same thing as aritzia but aritzia actually pulls you in only to fat shame you whereas brandy mel was like don't even fucking come into our store or buy our shit online if you're fat not even if you're fat but if you're just like not a size double zero um yeah i didn't know that about brownie melville until i tweeted out the i tweeted out the aritzia thing and people were like oh you didn't even know about it get

with it queen i'm dude i'm fucking you're woke well i know all about this shit i am with austin you are gorgeous let's never shop at aritzia again okay guys kitty like i genuinely mean you're gorgeous i'm i wouldn't i would i would tell you if you're ugly you would never tell her yes i would you would literally not tell her. Yes, I would. You would literally not tell her. There have been times I've stumbled into this podcast looking like a toe, and you've never told me. And I know I look like a toe. No, you do not look like a toe.

There's been days. If you didn't look good, I'd be like, cutie, you've got to step it up. That's what I'd do. You would never in a million years say that. Are you kidding me? Cutie, you've got to step it up. You would never say that. I'd say that to you, too. I'd be like, Will, you look like hell. No, you'd to step it up. You would never say that. I'd say that to you too.

I'd be like, Will, you look like hell. No, you'd say it to us. Yeah, I would. You wouldn't say it to her. You wouldn't say it to me. I wouldn't because she's never looked like hell at all. Yes, I have. I know I have.

Would you tell me if I look like shit? Yes. Yes. I've told Cutie she's looked like shit a few times in as many ways. He's been like, are you okay? Yeah, that's what I'll say. And I'm like, are you all right?, that's what I'll say. I'm like, are you alright? Look, I pride myself

on being an honest friend. You are very dishonest. I'm smiling. I can just, all I see is you picking at me. Is this white chicken? Is this white chicken?

It tastes fatty. Chicken breast. It tastes chicken breast. I can't believe, I can't believe you tried to fucking run with that. Like, that you're, you were like a fat kid.

No, I don't know where I was going with that. I did have some bit. He just wanted to fit in. I did. I did not know. I was never fat. I had baby fat, but everybody had baby fat. All right.

We've had three topical conversations from the three of us. Hasan, contribute. What's got your goat? What's going on? What's on the streets? I actually have some stuff to pull up, as a matter of fact. If you recall, in the degenerates group chat, I sent a bunch of stuff. I don't remember you sending anything.

I responded. Especially not replying to me when I say, hey, can we have a meeting? I sent it and then unsent it, as a matter of fact. Wait, wait, wait. Because then I was like, you know what? I don't want to even, I don't even want to throw this. First of all, yeah, fire up the Discord. Number one, what I want to show you guys is,

I went down the rabbit hole of like LDS memes. Oh, no. Okay. Oh, Latter-day Saints. Not on the Sunday. Yeah. It's the Sabbath today. So that's number one.

Number two. I feel pain thinking about going to Mormon church today. So we can start off with that, or we can start off with TikToker and Taylor Swift look alike, Ashley Leach being escorted. Oh, Ashley's a problem. Yeah, so let's start with Ashley Leach. Wait, oh, you want to save that for the...

I just feel like people are a little worn out of us talking about Taylor Swift, and so i was like maybe we save it till the end i'm okay i'm okay with the paywall okay they're a little they're a little worn and then actually leeching for the record she's a problem and she's weird so i have three different categories okay i have three different categories of things i want to talk about ash Ashley Leachin dovetails into the other thing that I want to talk about, which is still Taylor Swift related. Okay. Save that. Save it.

But no, no, no. But this is really good because it also is conspiracy theory related. And we love conspiracy theories. Oh, yeah. So let me see if I can find it. Do we need to do that? Let me see if I can find it real quick. I don't know how the fuck I'm going to find it.

Where do you find your bookmarks on your Instagram? Instagram's stupid ass shit has changed so much. Oh, there it is. Thank you. I got you. All right. While Hasan's looking, I do have an announcement to make. Okay.

Name your price is coming back. Thank God. It is coming back. Will and I. And it's coming back in a big way. We're going on tour. And we are hitting three major cities. Miami, Florida, October 7th, Houston, Texas, October 29th, and Long Beach, California, November 11th.

Tickets are on sale, nyplive.com. And Las Vegas. That's not been announced yet, but maybe it could happen. Maybe it could happen. We want to bleep it? We can bleep it. No, it's fine. Tickets are on sale. It is going to be a hell of a show.

We've been working very, very hard on it. I'm very excited. And I just wanted to tell you guys. So please come and join us. Big guest is going to be on there. Hasan will be on one or two or three of the shows. He'll be on most of the shows. I'm on.

Hold up. Cutie will be on one of them as well, I'm sure. When was I? When did I say yes? A lot of people will be on the shows. Very excited. You say Austin's show never works, but I've been working hard. Speaking of, while he's finding that.

No, I already did. Okay, great. He can pull it up now. Number one thing that i want to address really quickly before we get to mormon memes and whatnot uh this is taylor swift but also conspiracy related i have a i have a new one for you guys a new taylor swift conspiracy uh it's the instagram post not that one uh and this is this is an act actual whopper okay this is a banger this is an act actual whopper. Okay. This is a banger. This is a whopper. This is probably real. I want to,

I want to know. Oh, is this a witchcraft? Uh, excuse me. Sorry. Let's just watch. You would,

you would know about it already because you're, wait, what the fuck? Oh no. The witchcraft got her. click, click, right.

Click, right. The other one, click. There's, this is a sequence of videos. So click. You can do that? Yeah. That one other one. Click. This is a sequence of videos. You can do that?

Yeah. That one might have. No! All of them. The sounds have gone away. Wait, we got to Google this. We got to Google this. Okay, so now you have to find it on TikTok then because.

This is stupid. So what is it? It's because. So remember when you saw. Remember when she performs Willow? I don't remember that. And it's everyone with the orbs and they're like dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyone says that's witchcraft. Oh my, for God's sake. Yeah, because it is very, so when she came out with the song Willow, she started doing these, well, she did it with, she's done it a lot. She's kind of weird sometimes. And this is probably my least favorite thing that she does. She'll come out with songs and then she is probably my least favorite thing that she does. She'll come out with songs and then she'll do like 12 different remixes of them. She'll do like Wildest Dreams, but like you're at a bar.

So it's like Willow, but the witchy version. And people are accusing her of witchcraft. That's fine. That's good. So then at the concert, she has everyone come out in cloaks and they're like dancing and blah, blah, blah. And so they're accusing her of witchcraft. Pull it'll look at and we'll look at all of them no no no no no don't try to fucking she's just a theater kid this away no no no Taylor Swift wants crowd to chant summon the demons so she doesn't uh let's watch the video this is Taylor Swift's song willow where she is a witch doing rituals

so the first video that you saw was taken by a fan the other night at the concert and he says yes summon the demons be the worst part is she commented twice no way and she says is this the new one two three let's go be so she's saying is summon the demons the new crowd chant that they say when she does this witchcraft ritual. And then below, she just comments laughing emojis. She said um. It's pretty comical to me that people keep saying stop shoving Christianity down our throats. It is comical. You're right.

The world, society, huge artists, movies, everything is shoving witchcraft and rituals, crystals, Why are you laughing? They're shoving it down our throat. And God forbid someone says Jesus loves you. Did you leave the church because you got into the devil? Yeah, I did. I did. No.

God, it's what pisses me off. These Christians are like, God forbid that somebody says Jesus loves you. It's like, no. Wait, how are we stopping this? There's more to it. There's more to it. What do you mean? You're just going to, what the fuck is going on, Marge?

Marge just fucking clicked away. He just clicked away because there's too much truth. There's just too much truth. It's fair. Address this right now. She's a psycho. She's a theater kid. No, not Taylor.

This woman's a psycho. Yeah. No. No. She's on... She knows what's going on. The Willow performance is based off of the Willow music video. So that's why.

Which is based off of witchcraft. Which is witchy. No, no, no. Because Evermore and Folklore are very like Evermore and Folklore. Folklore came up first and it's supposed to be like folk songs and like stories that get passed on and on and on. And it's the first time that she's written about like not her life and they're actually stories and they're like, it's really interesting. that she's written about like not her life and they're actually stories and they're like it's really interesting and evermore is kind of an

extension of that so then it's like when you're in a cottage in the middle of nowhere it's like okay well what next so then willow became like a little witchy song and then this became a little like banjo song and then this became a this song like so everything has its own themes ah yeah so so willow just she chose satanism as a theme and witchcraft that's what you're saying to me no it's what a theme watch the music video we could watch the music i don't think witchcraft is bad oh wow i'm gay i'm already like what's the problem i mean like what are they gonna do send me to hell again? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I think I've seen this.

It's definitely not a new chant. I've been to more concerts than anyone in this room. Oh, so summon the demon is a chant. It's not new. It's an old chant. No, it's not a chant. You just admitted that it's an old chant. I didn't hear one person say it besides that guy recording that video. Yeah.

Well, why did Taylor Swift respond to that guy and say, is this the one, three, one, two, three, let's go bitch. Because when the concert first started back in March, people were accusing her of witchcraft during that. And so he probably made that TikTok to be funny. And then she's acknowledging like people are crazy. Yeah. You know what's not funny? Witchcraft. I know you want to believe this, so I will let you.

Okay, thank you. Because also her... I remember seeing this on TikTok. This was a crazy conspiracy. This woman was like, yeah, Taylor Swift's mom got cancer, but she didn't die for the Illuminati, so she had to turn to witchcraft. God, these are like fucking maggots.

Okay, I love that. Wait, instead of just saying it, why don't you find the TikTok? I don't know. Because it was from literally like a year ago. When you see TikToks like this, please, you know, filter them for me because I would love to look at that.

I don't watch TikTok. Well, I only do TikTok time on the Patreon, but I don't really watch TikTok. After all is considered, I will allow the witchcraft. Okay. Because one of my favorite artists of all time,vie nicks is the white witch oh yeah yeah notice they never accuse men of witchcraft yeah because they accuse him of wizard wizardry wasn't

little nas x like legit a devil in one of his music videos oh yeah little nas x famously wasn't criticized yeah good example he's gay and black he definitely was criticized no he got away with it yeah he most certainly i mean he blew did not gave a demon a blow job in a music video yeah no one got mad at this is the end when the demon fornicates multiple people holy shit shit. I don't remember that. Bad movie. It actually, the ending of that movie was so bad. I mean,

also as far as like being canceled, I feel like Taylor Swift is not exactly a great example to use. No. Because she's like, she's never been canceled. Oh yeah, she has. Wait,

for what? You didn't know this? What is Taylor Swift been canceled for? Oh my God. This is so fun. Okay, let's hear it. Oh shoot. I just said we couldn't talk about Taylor Swift. Okay, come on. It sent her into high, what is taylor's have been canceled for oh my god this is so fun okay let's hear oh shoot i just

said we couldn't talk about taylor swift okay come on it sent her into like she was in hiding it was that bad number one hashtag taylor's over party was the number one trending hashtag why she finally she finally admitted that she's a white supremacist no premises no no what happened was uh kanye came out with this song i made that bitch famous right um and before then so before reputation was 1989 which is coming out right now or taylor's version taylor's version um was 1989 and you, that was when she was in like her. She was hanging out with only models. And so people are like, oh, she's so stupid. And she's a bimbo.

She only hangs out with models. And she's a slut because. And so they're all critical. And they're just like waiting for something to pounce on this woman. She's a successful woman. So you just wait. You just tear apart, tear apart, tear apart, tear apart. Finally, her and Kanye had like patched things up.

Kanye calls her on a phone and was like, hey, I have this song, blah, blah, blah. Can I release it? And she's like, the actual conversation went like it has a lot of like misogynistic messages. I'm not really comfortable being associated with the song, blah, blah. But like, thanks for calling me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then he comes out with the song where he, Taylor Swift and I still might have sex. Why? Because I made that bitch famous.

And then in the music video. That track was a heater. Yeah, it was really good. That's the biggest problem. In the music video, he even has deep fake porn of her, essentially. He has a wax figure of her naked in the bed with him, which is totally not, that's just not okay. I didn't even know that.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't either. Yeah, you guys were fucking singing it in the car no that's the worst part about it is that like i get why someone would not be comfortable with that totally valid but if it's a banger then it makes it so much worse because everyone's just like no one thinks about it they're just like yeah and so then taylor swift comes out with a statement that's like, hey, I said like I wasn't OK with this. Like, I don't know what's going on. And then Kim Kardashian releases a recording of the phone call. And she was like, no, you did approve of it. Turns out 10 years later, we find out that that recording was edited by Kim.

But no one believed Taylor at the time when she was like, that's not what really happened. Like, what is going on? What is how do we find out that it was it was edited by Kim, but no one believed Taylor at the time when she was like, that's not what really happened. Like what is going on? What is going on? How did we find out that it was, it was edited? Uh, it got leaked eventually. Like the real one.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh fuck. So someone had it. Oh, not Taylor though. Yeah. Kim.

Yeah. Cause Kim recorded it. And so Kim called the Taylor a snake. And then the whole world started calling Taylor this snake and was just getting, getting on her for absolutely everything that she's like they've ever wanted to criticize for her it was just finally that point where it's like okay here's a time to take down this I remember this yeah and it was like it was bad like so bad she because she was

she was a you know she became a singer when she was like 12 and from the age 13 her goal was like to make people happy and then you have the entire world tearing you apart like so dramatically after years and years and years yeah years and years and years of just like only trying to satisfy people and make them like like you and all of a sudden no one likes you all because of something that didn't even happen and no one believes you like and so then she she had to like go into hiding because it was so bad. She took time off the internet, like, all this stuff. And then that's when she took that time off the internet and wrote Reputation, which is her most snappy album.

Like, it's pretty fucking good. I love Reputation. And she wrote that all taking on, like, okay, if people think I'm a snake, then here it is. Like, I'll be that snake. And then it was, like, pretty fucking sick. Say hello to the bad guy. It to the bad guy it was it was pretty good reputation's like one of her best albums you know but it got the least amount of like critically acclaimed because people don't like when you're self-aware right like yeah you know what i'm learning about taylor swift is that like when

you listen to her lyrics you really i'm serious and you may think i'm just pandering here but i've really started to connect with taylor swift i've been listening to a lot of her songs a lot that's what and and that's what that's what that's why she's so popular her her music is uh so relatable yeah so relatable to so many different people if you are not a lyric or like if you don't listen to music for lyrics then you won't like taylor swift yeah you have to listen to what she says if you only if you're like a story if you like reading if you like stories if you like having like this sounds stupid but she's been able to put my feelings into words better than i can

and so that's why it's like that's why a lot of women like taylor swift you would agree with that right well i just have different feelings yeah he has a lot of different feelings i think it's like it's like it's like uh batman trying to relate to a Care Bear. I feel like you just have cuter feelings than I do. Fair. You might like reputation. I know you think I'm pandering, but I legit have been listening to Taylor Swift nonstop.

I believe you. And I was really genuinely upset when she played one of my favorites in Mexico City. Which is called? Oh, fuck, what was it? I lost my train of thought. Brain fart. And how does it go?

God, it was... It's such an interesting song that he said was his favorite. God damn it. I'm on a brain fart. You have to understand, my brain doesn't work very well. Let me just look real quick at my Spotify. It's called Tell Me Why. Yeah, Tell Me Why.

That's not how that goes. That's the Backstreet Boys. He's doing Stolen Dollar. So what else is going on in the world? Okay, what are your LDS memes? Okay, so that one is also... We're going to have a hard time pulling this stuff up if the audio doesn't work

because it's pulled up off of Instagram for the most part but i just can you find that in the group chat or no you can't and then pull it up send it to yourself pull it up that sort of thing but anyway yes taylor got omega canceled and it was at the bottom of it was like a very bad thing for her not well to answer your question hassan. I did not realize that. Oh, God damn. Yeah, look, I love this one. So this is proof that having fun doesn't have to be linked to sin, smile. I've seen him on Grindr.

Why is he doing that thing with his nose? So then it's just like, let's look at more of this guy let's look at more of this guy because like he just kind of got on my uh he got on my explore page due to this and i realized like this guy's awesome i mean he's incredible he's gutted uh he's just it's crazy no matter how religious you are sex sells you know there's a there's thousands of gay men that follow this guy. Yeah, he's a bit of a butter face. You know what he reminds me of? Whoa, that's not nice. Yeah, he is. He is.

Sorry. Girls, I hope you know your worth. You don't need makeup, fancy designer, or to show your body to feel appreciated smile. That's it. I like that. He's got great, he has got great takes. When Adam was lonely, God gave him one woman, not ten. Okay. Wow, so sweet of him why does he

always walk and do a little twirl you are so special that jesus was willing to suffer and die on the cross for all your sins what's he doing he reminds me have you guys seen the australian guy who's like no no he's no no he has like the mic right here and He's not Australian. Listen, ladies. Yes! If your man is looking at Instagram for other women, he doesn't deserve you. You need to know you're a queen, and I would appreciate you. Yeah, no, no.

So he's not Australian. He's like Dutch or something. What? Yeah! He has the most fucked up accent. I know exactly. He's yoked. Yeah, can we pull him up?

Don't call me up to go to the party. Fellas, if you're going out to a party and you don't want to work out next day, I just couldn't be like you. Our lives are too different. Yeah, he's like, don't invite me out to support the I like to work out and is the only party in my mind is. Yeah, no, no, he doesn't. You're right. So we're boys like that. Where, no, he doesn't. You're right. So were boys like that when you grew up? I'm all in on the Latter Day Saints, though, because Zach Wilson is a Mormon, so.

Who's Zach Wilson? Quarterback. Jets backup quarterback. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. A lot of footballers. I'm trying to see if he comes up on my score page. But there's this very cute Scottish guy that does the same thing on TikTok.

He'll just be like, I can't do a Scottish accent,ok he'll just be like i can't do a scottish accent but he'll just say like really sweet thing he'll be like remember that you're beautiful and it's like oh okay wait so you like him the scottish guy because he's not like yoked or full of himself he's like very like normal looking but but wait but that guy just happens to be that women like yeah it's like you wait they actually like you like women like this kind of stuff when they're not i don't like him not that guy But if that was the Scottish guy saying Jesus loves you You're the same you just want a different messaging yeah, if it was a cute twink calling you the f-word

What you'd be like i mean i do like it'll show up if you keep scrolling there's i'm not saying i like to be called it but sometimes if it was a cute twink just being like jesus thinks you're an f word and then touching his nips you'd be like bookmark it is i do see i do i do dang it i can't find everyone so i'm like yeah that's weird that i like that yeah i can't find the cute scottish guy i saw some weird shit i want to find our guy will but i can't like and i'm sure uh leah's like posted him before because he's i think you just type in like these guys are hot no no no no go go keep going

down there's she definitely is post oh there it is on the right uh on this middle row right yes that's our guy no no above above above that's the guy that's our guy this dude is hilarious okay i found a new hat but i'm scared to wear this new hat because i thought i would wear my last one forever but it ended up lasting. I wish I missed that hat. It was my favorite hat. So his name is Timon Kreek. Timon Kreek.

You got to hear what he says, dude. Dude, the stuff, he just speaks the truth, my man. That's what he does. Literally any video. Jesus over everything. Let's look at his description first. Okay. This man's name is Timon Kriak.

Jesus over everything. Small town kid chasing big city dreams. I help people become CEOs and influencers. He has more followers than me, so I could use his help. Yeah. So, look, go down and like see if there's one. His videos pop, but like there's going to be one that has like a million. The one with his hands up. He's definitely talking in that 100 nope over one right there yeah that one all right damn we need somewhere he's talking yeah his fucking accent i'm all right no that's

not him i came out okay no no no no just go down because he walks with the like he's he's a walk-in talker okay and it seems like he's mostly thirst trapping now but he started off he gained a lot of popularity because he was all over the explore page because it would he would do this thing where he would like walk and talk no not that one he posts much. He posts literally non-fucking-stop, dude. This is crazy. But anything over a million, he probably talks in. God damn it. All right, go on YouTube.

See if you can find something. Now it's on YouTube. There's gotta be. Okay. I'm so mad that we can't find, like, his bangers. His bangers are, like... You gotta hear his accent it's kind of i'm trying to find my cute scottish oh let's go out this weekend that's that's the famous

one okay yeah yes yes yes okay this guy's the best this inspired me he's the best bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening there'll be a ton of chicks let's just go have fun and let go a little yeah that ain't yeah it's not you know what's fun for me waking up early hitting the gym spending time with my creator building the life i desire and more importantly becoming a better version of myself every damn day so if your kind of fun is getting shit-faced over the weekend. That's cool. He's understanding. We don't do that over here. He's like, we're focused on God, goals, and growth. Dude, he's the fucking best. Fuck yeah.

I relate to that. Does this not speak to you? Okay. You're looking at that because you're so horned up. I'm trying to find my cute spotter guy. You're like, this is the sexiest man you've ever seen. What do you do? Do all those muscles do anything?

Because they don't do much for me. They don't do anything for me. Me neither. Yeah, you guys don't do much for me. They don't do anything for me. Me neither. Yeah, you guys don't appreciate God and meeting your creator. No, because you guys are about going out on the weekend getting shit-faced. Yeah. We don't do that. We don't do that around here.

Yeah. I'm about waking up early in the morning and meeting God. I mean, the person that's closest to this is actually Hasan. What? Yeah, you never wake up early. Hasan is up at like 7.30 in the morning. Meeting my creator. Yeah, he's up for 7.30 in the morning.

I work nights. You're up. No, you work hard. Don't get me wrong. I'm up late with God. I know. Yeah, I'm covering the mornings. He's covering the nights.

We make sure God is worshipped round the clock. Hasan doesn't party. You do it all, right? You doesn't party. You do it all. Right? You do it all. I do it all. I'm in everything. You party a little bit.

You can't find God when you party. I'm just saying. You don't party not because you have a relationship with God. You party because you fucking hate it and you're a curmudgeon. Okay. Well, it's because God's not there when I'm partying. It's true. Also, he does sound Australian.

You're right. Or like South African or something. We focus on making ourselves better every single day. Yeah. Building. Yeah. We like building. We like building.

Yeah. I seem so miserable. He's got more. Like, he's just got really funny. I feel like you guys don't appreciate him. I'm trying to find him. I don't appreciate him. We found the video and they were just like stone cold.

Straight face. I just want to see if Austin likes mine. Oh, the guy? Yeah, he's so nice. He's trying so hard to find this nice Scottish guy. Yeah. Why is he so hard to find? You have to re-download TikTok.

I did. Go to your likes. It's going to be funny because it's not even going to be worth. Yeah, it's going to be a Scottish guy. I know, that's why. You're beautiful. You deserve the world, man. I'm the one who's talking about it.

I've liked him too. I like him more than I like Hoggis. No, he's like. He has like brown hair and he's like skinny. He's like, you're cute. He's like, put your chin up. You know?

Yeah. I've seen that guy. He's on my For You page too. Why? He's like, what you, what you, what you, why? What you,

why? I don't understand why that's like. Put your chin what you, what you, uh, why? I don't understand why that's like. Put your chin up. Okay. All jokes aside, like I'm fascinated by that guy. Cause he's a fucking insane person. Look up hot Scottish TikTok guy. You guys actually, I don't understand. I can't find it.

So you do, you are the market for this kind of thing? For this guy only. Wait. Cause he's so nice. Chin up Scottish guy. Look up chin this guy only. Wait, that's... Because he's so nice. Chin up, Scottish guy. Look up chin up, Scottish guy, hot, sexy. A lot of buzzwords. A lot of buzzwords.

Chin up, Scottish, hot, TikTok. Yes, this is your search history. Oh, no. Aye. Aye. It's very delicate. It's lemmy. It's very nice.

No, it's not. It's not these guys. This hottie is lemmy. No, it's not. It's not in these guys. This hottie is limmy. Hold on, scroll down. Look up famous Scottish TikTokers. You know what's fucked up? Dog, what are you saying? You know what's fucked up?

Famous Scottish. Both of them have a hot, nice Scottish guy right in front of them. And just because I don't have the accent, they'll never know. I didn't know you were Scottish. How do you not know I'm not Scottish? What do I got something? I'm literally red. Yeah, it's gone. Yeah. I look like the Highlands of Scotland. I have't know you were Scottish. How do you not know I'm not Scottish? What do I got something? I'm literally red. Yeah, it's gone.

I look like the Highlands of Scotland. I have not. This guy has brown hair. Yeah, but you're too Scottish. He's brown haired. Yeah, exactly. They want it, but they don't want it to be that exotic. You know what I mean?

I never even knew you were Scottish. You're everything. I'm Scottish. He's Scottish. That's right. Yeah, you know what? I'd be like the brutal Scottish. I wouldn't be like the cute, like, chin up.

I'd be like, chin up, boss. Get your fucking chin up. No, you'd be like, it's time for gold. Gold's in the gym. If you're out partying over the weekend, that just couldn't be us. I think I might have found him. I need time with my creator. Oh, she found him?

I might have. Oh. No, that is not. Michael Jackson. I clicked on him. Oh. No, that is not. Michael Jackson. I clicked on him. It didn't take me to him. Well, because I sent it to this. And so I thought.

You must have sent something else. No, I didn't. DM it to March on Discord. Maybe it deleted it. Do you fall for any of this shit on TikTok? No. Oh, I fall for it in a major way. Like not even remotely,

which is why I'm shocked. Mine are just thirst traps. When I see stuff like that, I'm always like, who the fuck is, like, looking at this unironically? Like, who is the intended audience? Which is why I'm actually

really excited to find this one Scottish guy because I want to understand. Yeah. Like, I want to pick it apart. I want to pick your brains apart a little bit. You know what kind of hits me

in a weird way sometimes? What? Lip sync videos. Oh, when pick your brains apart a little bit. You know what kind of hits me in a weird way sometimes? What? Lip sync videos. Oh, when Emma does them, I love them. Who's Emma? Emma. Langevin? Langevin.

Oh, okay. Langevin. Langevin. She does lip sync videos. Oh, there he is. No, that's not him. That's him, though. That's the guy.

That's the guy I was talking about. That's not. That's him. I don't like him. Look at him. I like him. There's two different Scottish guys that's doing motivational shit? Sexiest accent.

What? Scottish? No, no. What is the sexiest accent? Oh. Oh, come on. That one's. Ah.

French? Yeah, it's Parisian. Really? Yeah, he's very good. Also, I think it's very good. Yeah, French is hot, too. There's some about Australian women. Yeah.

Oh, Australian. Oh, you're right. I think they're a little too brash. I've said this. There's something going on in Australia. Oh, yeah. The per capita of hot people in Australia, something's off. Yeah.

Something's weird. Yeah, you're right. I think as a culture, as a a nation they put a travel ban on fat people from australia visiting the united states wait wait really i don't know what's going no not really i'm trying but i thought for sure i can't find them but for some reason like for some reason weirdly enough in australia it's always like their exports are just all sexy. They're all surfers. They're all fucking tan.

I don't know what the hell's going on. I think it's a conspiracy. I think it's just they get more sun naturally. I think we just don't get enough sun in the United States. I think we're all vitamin D deficient. I'm definitely vitamin D deficient. Something in Australia, they're just way hotter. I take vitamin D. Me too. It something in Australia, they're just way hotter. I take vitamin D.

Me too. It doesn't help me shop at Aritzia, so. Yeah. Yeah. I take vitamin D as well. Cool. That's great input.

She said, for both of you guys. So you guys kind of proved my point, though. Yeah. You have to take vitamin D. I do. You're not just getting

enough of it. Yeah, I don't get enough of it. No, I don't either. I do not take vitamin D and I do get a lot of it. You don't take vitamin D. I do. You're not just getting enough of it. Yeah, I don't get enough of it. No, I don't either. I do not take vitamin D, and I do get a lot of sunlight. You don't take shit. Yeah, but I also get enough sunlight because I work out in the mornings under the sun. You're just all natural. I walk my dog for two hours a day.

Yeah. That's insane. Two hours? He's very hyperactive. That is true. In the morning, we do probably like a 45-minute walk to Starbucks. He gets a puppuccino. I get a coffee.

We go back. Oh, I do that too. And then in the afternoon, we go to a dog park, and I play with him for about 30 minutes, and the walk is about 30 minutes. Swift would not like that. Swift would be like, no, thank you. My cats. Farley will riot without it.

He'll start hitting stuff around the house. Really? He has a bell, and he'll just start slapping it and going, grrr. God damn. Yeah. This is why I have cats. around the house. Really? He has a bell and he'll just start slapping it and go like, ah, ah, ah, damn. Yeah. This is why I have cats.

My dog is like a cat. I just have to get up and let them out of the room. I appreciate it though because it gets me out of the house. That's smart. My dog and I have a good.

Yeah, it's, that's the difference between having a dog versus a cat is that you have a companion. You only had one LDS meme. That's what this was all about?

No, the LDS memes that I went down on the rabbit hole on, I didn't pick apart every single one. You didn't make a playlist? We've been all over the place this podcast, haven't we? This has been a good podcast. Absolutely. I mean, those are the best ones, the ADHD podcast. We all have ADHD, I'm pretty sure.

Well, but go to the LDS, like, just look up hashtag LDS and it will come up. No, that's not the one. Look, just go to the Instagram. Whoa. Your tone right now. Yeah. Chill out right there. Oh yeah.

Come on. Those are all the, oh my God. Okay. Yeah. Just click on the hashtag and let's look at it. Oh, it was, uh, I think it was called like, I, I think I followed the account. He's pissed. Okay. Yeah, just click on the LDS hashtag and let's look at it. Oh, it was, I think it was called like, I think I followed the account. It's called like Christian memes or something. Oh my God, there's white Jesus.

I love white Jesus. I already told you guys this and you already agreed to it, to be auctioned off, right? Yeah. Like as a human? When, where, what? October 1st. Okay, what am I being auctioned for? A date.

Oh, fuck. Nobody's going to pay for my date. Do I have to physically be there Yeah Are there random people I have to check my calendar Only streamers are there Yeah it's the gala

You can check your calendar Okay I'm gonna be there So another streamer's gonna buy a date with me Yeah I wonder who it's gonna be Probably one of these two I'm not

I think Austin would buy So you don't think any Maybe Sierra Attractive That's fucked up Do you maybe your girlfriend's on will you bid for me? Maybe fuck? No, will you bid for me my date? Absolutely not. It's gonna have such a complex if no one buys. I'm definitely I will have a complex Will just leaving

Well, I just told you a list of people that would buy you look, you know who you know I think would buy me Wow Wow, I think blouse that would buy you. Look, you know who I think would buy me? Blau. Blau. You think Blau Stois will buy you? Or Ludwig. Maybe. You think with the amount of money he has,

like the limited amount of money he has, he's putting it on you. He's called Blau Broke. He's putting it on you and not me? You thought. Oh, you did. Number one. I don't think about this at all. My first person that I have locked in is Slime,

and I feel like Slime is going to be a bidding war between Hassan and Ludwig. This is going to be humiliating. Why? Because Hassan is going to get so much bigger bid for his date than mine. That's not true. Guys, it's all for charity. And he knows that, and that's why he's gearing up. That's why he's checking his calendar.

You're smiling under those fucking glasses, you bitch. No, when his bid is double mine. Check my calendar right now. Do you want to go before him? I have an analog calendar on my desk that I write everything. Oh, that's insane. You could just go before him. I could auction you off before him.

That's even more humiliating. Oh, what? How much do you think people are going to pay for me? Okay. What? No way. How much do you think? These are other streamers.

They can just ask you for free to hang out with them. I feel like only men are going to bid on me. I have a feeling that only men are going to bid in general. Will is setting this up so that he gets like fat donuts. It would be crazy. It would be crazy for like it to be like, okay, Will's for auction for a picnic date, blah, blah, blah. And you go on stage, you strut your stuff, and then all of this

Myung stands up, and she's like 10K, and Caroline's just sitting there watching. That's what I want. I want women going crazy. Okay, well, let me know who to invite to cause the drama. Do you know what the date is? Yeah, you can tell me. Oh, I'm going to go all out on the date then.

Well, it has to be streamable, so I'll set you up with a cameraman and a person. Ooh, I want the Abbey. Oh, boy. Okay. Not streamable. Not streamable? I don't know if you can stream the Abbey.

Also, who the fuck wants to go to the Abbey? Why don't you just do like pottery with Austin? Look, I have not been asking you to go to the Abbey that much lately. You say that every time. My date is going to be a full neuro massage. What? I'm fine. You say that every time. My date is going to be a full neuro massage. All right. Well, you look at your calendar. You let me know.

Let me know who I can invite to cause some drama. Let me know if you have an arch. What kind of date would make the ladies go absolutely crazy for me? Painting and wine. Like a ticket to an event? At the beach oh it has to be streamable it has to be streamable

wine and painting at the beach Ludwig's getting auctioned off too so if if Caroline's mad I may buy that let her know that I am I'm also auctioning people off that are in relationships

I may buy that date really yeah what is he auctioning I don't know he wants to do pottery. That's why I keep using pottery as an example. I bet Caroline would get more money than I would.

What? Really? Do you think men would? I think men would bid on Caroline. What men? These are the men going. Look at the room. Ludwig?

You think Ludwig's going to buy Caroline? Sure. That would be so funny. What about me? It was just like, 15. I'm asking girls, too. So there'll be like probably seven boys and seven girls that'll get auctioned off. How many girls are you auctioning?

Currently, I've only asked Fuseli, but I'll probably ask Ray. And I'm debating if I should auction off myself. I may bid on Caroline. I think I might do like a cooking lesson with me, a baking lesson with me. I might ask extra Emily. You know what the funniest thing is? Do you think anybody's actually going to go on these dates? No, because you guys are assholes. But I'll do my very best to make them happen.

You don't have like if someone wants to. Oh, we're assholes. We're selling our bodies. Yeah, you're selling our bodies. No, no, no. No. But we're the assholes. This is what's going to happen. You don't have like if someone wants to. Oh, we're assholes. We're selling our bodies. Yeah, you're selling. No, no, no. No. But we're the assholes. This is what's going to happen.

Hassan's going to buy a motorcycle date with slime or something where they learn how to ride Vespas or something like that. And so. That sounds awesome. Yeah. And so you would get to stream your date with slime. And then we rub it in Ludwig's face. And so what would happen.

As we ride off into the sunset. As soon as the event is over, I'll throw Hassan slime and myself in a discord DM. And I'll say, when do you want to do this date? You guys give me a date. I'll set it up. I'll give you a cameraman. There you go.

So, but there are a lot more participants in the crowd is what you're saying. Like, so there's going to be more people. There's going to be like a hundred people there. Yeah. There's going to be more streamers that are bidding than, than the actual streamers that are participating in the gala. Yeah's only well everyone who's coming and then everyone yeah everyone who's

coming and also you guys all have to bring something to donate a physical thing to donate and that will go on auction for viewers um on a website wait after You just got her. I didn't fuck, I've never fucked it. It is an art doll. You just got her. You are, you front. You walked into my house. Dog, it is not an art doll. And before you shook my hand. It is not an art doll.

You walked into my streamer and slapped her tits around. I did more than that. Did you fuck your sex doll? No. She 100% fucked it. If I had a sex doll, even if it was, I'd fuck your sex doll? No. She 100% fucked it. If I had a sex doll, even if it was, I'd fuck your sex doll. I would try it. Yeah, I'd fuck it.

First of all, she has incredible breast disease, I must say. I'm surprised you haven't tried it. I would. I would try it. He's lying when he says he hasn't tried it. I would try it. On your mom's grave if you fucked that sex doll. What do you mean his mom is alive?

I know, but if she was. I have not fucked the art doll. He's capping. I don't believe him. You can't donate her. Why not? Wouldn't you be sad? Fuck her.

Yeah, you fucked her. I'm like sad. This is getting weird for me. You can't just donate her. That's why he's getting uncomfortable. I'll be honest. I think she has needs, and I think you need to fuck her. Oh, needs. I thought you said knees. I was like, that's crazy. Does she have needs? I don't remember has needs and I think you need to fuck her. Oh, needs. I thought you said knees.

I was like, that's crazy. Does she have knees? I don't remember. Does she have knees? Then you've got to fuck her. Does she have feet? Yes. Is she full-bodied? Yeah. She has a vagina. She does have a pussy.

I can tell you. Did you grab it? Yes. I didn't. I 100% did. Wait, I'm going to go. I want to meet your doll. Did you put your fingers in it? Ew.

What did it feel like? No. I touched her boobs. A lot of people touch their boobs. Wait, I'm going to. I didn't know you had. I'm coming over. Why did you get so aggressive when you asked if I put my fingers in your sex doll?

If you don't care about it. I thought you didn't care about her. I thought you were ready to give her up. If you don't care about this inanimate object, then you definitely didn't fuck. Because I've said this is Schrodinger's art doll. As long as no one fucks it, it is an art doll. It is only until someone fucks that doll that it becomes a sex doll. What if they create art on the sex doll?

Create art on the sex doll? Create art on the sex doll? Is that, okay. This dude's fucking twinks now. Now he refers to his loads as creating art. Yeah. And you know what? I respect it.

It's beautiful and it's natural. Thank you. Beautiful and natural. It's beautiful and natural like subscribing to the Patreon because we are moving on to behind the paywall. That's right.

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Oh, didn't I say I was going to do one of those yet? Austin's show has done nothing, and he just claims he's going to do something. I'm going to do it. I promise. I'm fielding DMs. There yet? Austin's show is not nothing, and he just claims he's going to do something. I'm going to do it. I promise. I'm getting, I'm fielding DMs. There's a lot of, wait, wait, hold on. That I was waiting on Hasan for, which is.

I don't even care. I said whatever. He gave the green light, so now we're moving forward with that. We're selling advertising. We'll talk about this on the Patreon. Bye. Are you shitting me? Keep going.

Just keep singing. Just keep singing. Keep singing. me? Just keep singing. Go, just keep singing. All thunder only happens when it's raining. Rain comes down and wake my fears. Let it wash away my sanity. In the rain. In the rain, in the rain, I'm drowning. Keep going, keep going, keep going.

And this is where I belong. This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world. And she looks so sad in photographs. Look at this photograph. Yeah! Every time I do it makes me laugh And what the hell is on Willie's head I think part of the problem with our riff off is we don't know any of the fucking lyrics.

Yeah.