Fear& - Hasanabi & Will Neff Give QTCinderella An INSANE Gift.. | Fear&Tokyo Disney Sea

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

We're back from Japan, we dont miss it at all not even a little bit. Everyone came home and is adjusting super well to being back in america and we all got QT her gifts from overseas and it all went super well and we dont miss japan at all we dont wannt go back we love being back home america is so sick i feel so free im not projecting ok hope u like the episode goodnight love you im not jetlagged at all im not writing this at 4am wide awake ok bye.🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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All of us. I did that on purpose. And every day feels like dying now that I'm back in the States. Thank you. Japan was a wonderful country. I had a great time, as you guys all saw. Oh, we got. Oh, God.

This is going to be. I had a great time. This is the end of Pride Month, as we know it. It's over. It's actually July 1st. July 1st the uh july 1st the gayest month is done that's right uh we are no longer going to keep up appearances as though we are allies as we are the corporate uh brands ourselves we've decided we're going to be very honest brutally honest on this episode will came in and literally said i'm going to read austin today and he kept going up

with like he kept putting his hand further and further into the air i don't know what that even means because hasan reading is fun yep demental you don't watch drag race no i don't i was like what's funny is i don't either and i was was like, what the fuck is he saying? And I'm supposed to be the gay one. You're bad at being gay. I'm a very bad gay. Hassan woke me up this morning by beating me. You wish. He was beating me and calling me the F-slur. Austin has been staying here and lying, apparently.

So nothing is different. I did. I stayed. What's going on? Okay. I did stay here last night. I thought I'd be a good friend. That's crazy.

That's awesome. I thought I'd be a good friend and stay at Hassan's house. Dude, that's so sick. Thanks, man. I love that. I really think he needed some company. Austin Show Civil Rights Hero. Yep, that's right.

Yeah. You stayed in a homophobe's home. I really did. I really did home i really did i really did really did cutie you missed a hell of a japan trip we had a great time speaking of the japan no one likes you anymore yeah i want to get into something you were in the group chat were you yeah cutie was in the group chat we were all tasked with buying cutie gifts yeah and i think to give these gifts is a fun way to get into our Japan conversation. So I'd like to go.

I got gifts. I actually got gifts for everybody. Oh, my God. You're such an you're such a. OK, I have to go. You know that. OK. Like you would you fucking brown nose or you would get a gift for every single person.

Well, I got us all kick a roomies. What's a kick a roomie? A kick a roomie is a traditional pair of Japanese pajamas. Actually, I don't know if it's traditional at all they're very fun they're like but they come in a lot of different colors and shapes and stuff and this one's cutie and i got you the evie yay because ain't no way that she's the most versatile pokemon by far she can evolve into many different things. However, she was nuzlopped out of Japan. Why? You didn't go to Japan, cutie. Oh.

And I'm hoping that in the future, you'll evolve to be able to go with us for the Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, we're going back to Japan in February. In February. That's right. Wait, she's going to Tokyo in February? Actually, those are yours.

That's awesome. Wait, what? These are part of your gift. You didn't let me get it. That's right. Wait, she's going to Tokyo in February? Actually, those are yours. That's awesome. Wait, what? These are part of your gift. You didn't let me get it. It was here. It was right here. I put it on. I'm putting it on my EV.

One of the highlights of your trip was the sea otter. So I found the sea otter in extra, extra large. It says medium on there. Does it? Oh, no, they're right. It says Meltwin. Adults XL. New item.

That's what it says. It doesn't say Meltwin. So I loved your joy that you had with the otters, so I was hoping to capture that joy again with this costume. But my favorite thing is that you're in a marabou, so I got you these glasses with floaties to go with them to remind you of your American side. Wait, so is this from Japan?

Very nice. No. Did any of these gifts come from Japan? Yes. The kikurumi is a Japanese gift, but did you get it in Japan? He did not. But it's okay. He's cheating.

He's cheating. I... Oh, he got one for himself. Oh, of course I did. Wait, are we wearing these to anime expo later well we're wearing these now I'm wearing it now I got myself Cthulhu

because I really loved the octopus in the in the aquarium I also found my power in Japan I thought you were going to say you're just a fan of HB Lovecraft specifically on the race though I don't... I thought you were going to say you're just a fan of HB Lovecraft specifically on the race, though. I don't think I didn't get Austin one.

Well, we haven't gotten there yet, so I'm a little concerned. Well, we've got to put these on. You understand. Yeah, you'd think that... Oh, we're putting these on. You'd think that maybe everybody would wait for me to get mine, and then... I'm going to go outside and put these on.

That's how seriously I'm taking this, I think. Well, guys, it looks like great gifts. I'm sure I got something really good Sure I got something really good I'm sure there's something else in that bag You guys really look good in those by the way Yeah I got you one too Oh my god Oh, Austin. Yeah. I got you one too. Oh.

Oh my God. Oh, fuck. I got you this blobfish. Oh my God. And I got it on the Wish app. Oh, shit. It's a blobfish? It's a blobfish. Wait, what is it?

Is it one of these? No. Wait, what do you mean? I got that one on the Wish app. Wait, the Wish? Did you not even get this in these? No. Wait, what do you mean? I got that one on the Wish app. Wait, the Wish? Did you not even get this in Japan? Why is there a hair on it? Shut up and take your gift.

Thank you, Will. I can't even open it. Listen, I got your gift on a disgusting app because that's how you spent your entire time in Japan. Okay. Okay, look. I don't want to hear this can you at least open can you at least open yes can you at least open the bag for me look I got a great gift and you guys are all going to be so so oh the funniest thing is better than any of

your gifts I can't open this you know what the you know what the greatest part about this is we specifically had almost all of our trip conversations in the Degenerates text group. Yeah. Which means that Cutie was privy to everything. Not only that, but we also were location sharing. So Cutie was in real time tracking us the entire time in Japan. So here's the funny part about the entire thing is that you can't really get away with lying because she knew exactly where you were and

exactly where you weren't the entirety of the trip the rest of the group wait hold on i was i was on every stream until the stream was over then i went then i left why didn't you hang out with your friends look cutie i was having my own Japanese experience. What does that mean? Japanese experience, in parentheses, gay. Yeah, I was enjoying Japan in a very gay way. I thought it was illegal to be gay there. Well, I found some underground.

I wish it was. I found some underground places. Look, you know what? Maybe I wasn't the best friend on this trip. Maybe I wasn't. You're the one that wanted to. I wasn't, you know what? Maybe I wasn't the best friend on this trip. Maybe I wasn't. You're the one that wanted to. I wasn't, you know. I wasn't the, can you still hear me?

Yeah. Take your blobfish. Maybe I wasn't the best friend. You know what? I'll be a good friend by wearing this blobfish, okay? And I'm sure it fits just like a glove. Okay. Hold on.

Let me see if I can. All right. It fits just like a glove. Okay. Hold on. Let me see if I can. All right. It's just like a glove. Okay. Oh, God. Let me, uh. 50th episode, by the way. 50th episode.

Oh, hey, 50 episodes. All right. Let's see here. There's a blobfish on there. Put the head on. Okay, hold on. Wait till I zip it up. Just.

Okay, hold on. Let me. What's that? I don't want to sit next to you. Yes. Yes. You kind of deserve to sit next to him. I don't care.

I didn't go to the pain. Look at you, okay? Look at you guys. You guys don't look much better, okay? We look great. What do you mean? You don't look much better. All right?

You look adorable. He is the most intelligent water being. I'd like to issue an official apology. Okay. This is the best part. What did you do? That was so wrong. I know.

He literally sent my brother even like an apology. Austin. Which is nice. It's nice that he did that. What did you do? Look, you know what? I wasn't in the best mental state in Japan. And I'm getting better, slowly but surely.

You're not in Japan anymore. I know. But as I come back to the United States. And you know what? I just wasn't the best of friends. I wasn't a good friend on the trip. What do you do? I just wasn't present.

I was in my phone most of the time. Yeah, I saw that awful date you guys went on. Yeah, that was awful. I need an apology for that one. You know, you need to apologize to the guy you're on the date with. Excuse you? What? What?

She flipped it on you! How is that me? It's a fucking stream to smile, baby. It's showbiz. Oh, you could tell that. Read. Read. You could tell that to Hasan, who could have smiled during his

Myanmar COVID date five years ago. Yeah, I did, though. And it was content through and through. Until he walked out of the stream. Yeah, by the end of a five, six-hour stream. Okay. I never. I believe you. I never walked out of the stream. Yeah, by the end of a five, six-hour stream. Okay, I never... I believe you.

I never walked out of anything, okay? Yeah, you mentally walked out during the video. The poor guy is just sitting next to you. I did not expect Cutie Cinderella to flip you on your... Put the hat back on. Look. He wants his hair to show so bad. Look, I love that this also comes with hands.

Wait, that's cute. Wait, that's cute. Oh, that's cute. Look. It's you? I mean, not really, but I'm pushing the boundaries here. Trash. Cutie. I was put in an impossible situation.

They hired a wonderful Japanese date. Love boy. That couldn't speak English, which is totally fine. And I'm in Japan. Oh, so you're racist too. You're homophobic and racist. Right, but you know how hard it is

to have a date on camera with somebody and try to speak to them and they don't understand. You had a translator. They weren't translating. Now you're shitting on the wonderful Kaho Shibuya? No, no, no. Kaho was amazing, but I asked her to translate, and pretty soon they just were having conversation without me.

I was like, he would say something to her, and then... And then she kept laughing and pointing at him. And they were both laughing and trying to translate. It was just, look, you know what? I could have been a better sport about it, but it was a tough situation, QT. It was a very tough situation. I was jet lagged.

I didn't have a choice of who I was dating. And he was wonderful. He was really great. But we didn't have a lot in common. That's interesting, you know, not having a choice of who you date. Sounds like a lover host. No, no, no. That we have all been on.

Wow. Look. I've been on it four times, by the way. Oh, I've been on it like 20. Look, it's not. I've been two over here for me. I'm going to say this. It's not my problem.

I give you 10 options and none of them are good for you. No, no, no. We're the daters. We're the fucking losers that you put up. I had to date freaking. Oh, I was. You put me on a date with method. Josh, how do you feel now?

Okay. Oh, look, this is before we knew about any of this. Cutie came in firing missiles. Oh, my God. I almost feel bad. I thought I was going to come in and be the one giving you sass. Oh, my God. I can't stay mad at this.

It was a joke. Um, you know, look, it's okay. You did your best. I did my best. Maybe though.

You did your best, but it wasn't good. Okay. Now I'm starting to get the anger that I had. No, I get it. But these guys were a problem too. I was watching the stream and you two were like jeering and like,

Oh, we were having so much fun. At the boy love cafe. I was trying to enjoy the date and try to get into it and every time I would say something, they'd be like... And then they'd point and laugh at me. Gay!

We had so much fun. Yeah, we weren't being homophobic. We were being way gayer than often, actually. Yeah, you guys were like kissing. I would have enjoyed the experience a lot more had I not had the date. I would like enjoy... I wish I more had I not had the date. I would like enjoy. I wish I could have boy loved during the cafe.

I think I think it was supposed to be separate. But then the timelines had to be collapsed. Yeah. It would have been better had I been able to enjoy boy love at the cafe without my date. Because my date, I don't think knew what was. Yeah. You don't bring sand to the beach. Exactly.

Oh, my God. Tomei. You don't shit where you was going on. Yeah, you don't bring sand to the beach. Exactly. Oh, my God, Tomei. You don't shit where you work. But you know what? It's actually way cooler than it's supposed to be. Yeah, it is. I don't really understand why you... This is my shit now.

You're like Bane in pajamas. No one cared who I was until I put on the pajamas. You look like an assassin. I wish the otter one had something similar. They're expecting to find one of us in the wreckage, brother. You know the lines. Yeah!

I watched it. It's okay. We're not mad. You know what? It's okay. I had a beautiful hotel room with a beautiful view. That was another gripe is that he didn't stay with the boys. Wait, no, no, no, no. The bonding trip.

Hold on. I'm going to defend myself on this one. I wouldn't change this. Hassan Piker decided instead of staying in a beautiful hotel room with a fabulous view, they stayed in a compound. Oh, my God. There was no windows. There were no windows.

You couldn't even see. Japanese zoning laws actually quite literally dictate that every single floor gets ample amount of... Yeah, windows outside into more concrete. It was just like windows. It was like a jail. Did you feel like you had ample light, natural light in your room directly?

It was a jail. He was in the basement of the jail. It was a jail. He was in the basement of the jail. It was a jail. There was no, there were, it's so funny because if you guys look at this place, there are windows out into concrete. It's literally like. You couldn't even see anything outside. I agree with some of these components. I will say, I don't want to stay there again, but it's like a super fancy four-story Airbnb mansion

that he's talking about. Just letting you know. It was like 2011 architecture. It's Japan, Austin. The automatic door when I walked in was a little tacky. Austin, we're talking about Japan. There are businesses there that were literally built 2,000 years ago

and maintained by the same familial lineage. Japan, not exactly known for being the peak of modernity. They hit their peak in the 90s and stayed there. If you noticed, everything is super modern for the 90s. They still use

fax machines there. That would have been good information to know before. You probably are unfamiliar with this because you were on your phone the 90s. They still use fax machines there. You know, that would have been good information to know before. You probably are unfamiliar with this because you were on your phone the whole time. When I wasn't on my phone, I was looking out at that fabulous view. Listen, Austin, the only reason I was angry because I wanted to experience Japan with my best friends.

I agree. That's why I was upset. I just felt like that last night in particular, knowing you were going home, that you didn't come out to spend the night with us when we made an arrangement for you to come to a private sake bar with us and to get on stage at a concert with us.

Look, I've got... The reason I was there... He's got an itch. No, the reason I wasn't. He's got an itch. No, the reason I wasn't there. Was that a gun? The reason I wasn't there is I was so absorbed selflessly going to Tokyo Disney. What?

I went. Will told me to have an adventure. He probably should have clarified that it shouldn't have been on a day where he planned one of the most iconic nights of I also went on an adventure that night I know I know and then I did the stream yes hold on the text message he sent to the group was

what was it? I'm selfish I guess no what did you say? you literally that was iconic I was like Austin we set this reservation up we made this dinner.

Like, are you coming? What's going on? And you were like, oh, time got ahead of me. I guess I'm flaky. Did that upset you? It just upset me because that was probably, guys, Marsh, Hasan, that was probably the best night in Japan, correct? It was a great night.

A lot of fun. And to have you not experience it, not because you were busy, but just because you were laying in your bed. No, I was in Tokyo Disney. Oh, and then I was laying in my bed. No, you were laying in your bed. I had two hours. You actually felt the need to send us a picture of you in your bed.

Did I really? Yes. God, that's really, that's like salt in the wound, isn't it? At 9 p.m. Oh, Jesus Christ. He was tired. I was sleepy. But I had planned to go out.

I had to take, I was going to take a little nap. And then I woke up and it was the next morning. Usually how that goes, yeah. So you got me a present at Tokyo Disney? I did. What did you get me? Cutie. It's like a shirt he's wearing and he's like i got it and i'm gonna keep it i did try to get you some clothes but they were all my size surprisingly they were all my size in japan

you're saying yeah they were all my size and i was like oh shit this is not gonna this is not a women's clothing this is you, you know, anyway. Yeah, Disney famous for not having anything for women. Quickly, before we move on, how do we evaluate my gifts to the group? I give it a 10 out of 10. Yeah, this is a 10 out of 10. Oh, my God. Okay.

This is like me going after Jerma at the fucking Connor Dog voice acting auction. What? No. How am I going to follow this? Are you not cozy? How am I going to follow up with cozy? I have improved the episode. This is a competition. Look at this.

It's true. You did. You did improve the episode. I feel like that reflects sometimes his attitude very well. Look, my attitude, I'm going to have a better attitude. Womp womp. That fucking dick hanging on me. I I'm going to have a better attitude. Like a womp womp. That fucking dick hanging on.

I'm not going to be, I'm not going to have a bad attitude. Thank you, Kate. By the way, you like those? I love these. Before we move on. I love these. Before we move on, I just want you guys to all admit this. What?

We all deserve to have our moments. Oh my gosh. And you're about to have your moment when you give Cutie her fantastic gift. Not that moment. I'm talking about our bad moments. He's talking about his bad moments. Oh, for sure. We all have our our moments. Oh my gosh. And you're about to have your moment when you give Cutie her fantastic gift. No, not that moment. I'm talking about our bad moments. He's talking about his bad moments. Oh, for sure. We all have our bad moments.

Well, you're about to have that moment when you give Cutie her fantastic gift. You're fine. Everyone forgives you. Thank you. Yeah, we just had to give you shit. Okay, it's good. Okay, now.

This is just very funny. This is a gift that I really thought about. Okay. Okay. Cutie. I hope it's a tattoo of my name. Cutie, you have been, you have been deprived of going to you've been deprived of going to disney for so long tokyo tokyo disney yeah okay and i experienced

a lot of things and i felt like as i was experiencing these things i was experiencing them for you wow well i can go someday and so i was sitting in line and i walked up and i asked for a free sticker you got a free sticker for me i said i said you know what i'm not gonna keep this sticker it says my by the way for those of you at home, it says, wow, yeah, first ride. This is an official Tokyo Disney, my first ride free sticker. Wait, but she didn't even go on the ride. No, but I did. Yeah, and it's like I went on the ride.

What ride was it? And I don't remember. Journey to the center of the earth. Was fun yes it was fun it was actually my second time riding it but i didn't tell them like an elevator it was very cool oh but i got you this sticker and i want you to keep it it's crazy because tokyo disney probably has so many cool things you know what you should be thankful thank you for the gift for this free sticker you're welcome i was so excited you want me to sign it for you no okay it does say wow yeah wow for sure yeah and just to let you know if anybody's wondering in case i bought it in the united states it has japanese on the

back of it i'd no one thought you did that okay all right i was just everyone believes you got just in case you guys think i landed and went to Disneyland and bought that for you. Thank you, Austin. I love this. They famously sell. Wow. First ride. Thank you.

Wow. Yeah. First ride. Is this a hug? Yes. You're welcome, cutie. You're so welcome. Thank you.

I'm so happy I could do that. Did you get anything for yourself while you were there? Yeah. I got myself a Tokyo Disney backpack and a shirt. I don't think she would have appreciated the Tokyo Disney backpack. This is more sentimental. You don't think she would have appreciated the

Tokyo Disney backpack. I know. Which is unisex. With the dick hanging over his fucking eyebrows. A unisex Tokyo Disney backpack. No, it's cool. Look, Judy, if you really want the backpack, there's a lot of underwear in it. I don't want it. It's fine. Wait, I want to see the backpack. No, it's cool. Look, look, look. This sticker is cool. Look, cutie, if you really want the backpack, there's a lot of underwear in it. I can take that right now.

I don't want it. It's fine. Wait, I want to see the backpack. I want to see how sick. Wait, you have it? I want to see how sweet this backpack is that he did not get. It's going to be cool. It's here.

It's like crazy. There's so many things at Disneyland. Marsh went to Disneyland. Was there cooler things he could have gotten me? What do you mean? Wow. Yeah. First ride.

Wow. Yeah. First ride. Wow. Yeah. I mean, you get the privilege. I'm not ungrateful, by the way. You get the privilege of throwing away Austin's trash. It's just the fact that it's Disney. Oh, it's a gay backpack. I'm fine.

Wow. That backpack is gay as hell. It would have been funnier if you were like, I really love that. Oh, damn it. And we forced him to give it to you. The thing about Japan that I noticed is they've reclaimed the rainbow for straight people. What? Like, they don't.

When you see a rainbow in Japan, it's like, here, it's like, oh, that's gay. In Japan, it's just a rainbow. Wait, no. Why do you go, oh, that's gay? No. That's just. That's right. Like, in Japan, it's like they had a rainbow thing,

they had rainbow pancakes, and it wasn't a gay pancake store. It was just a rainbow one. No, it was because he learned in Hawaii, remember? Yeah, I know, but like you could, most people here. You couldn't be gay? No, I'm just saying that was a very specific incarnation

of why he was using a rainbow. You think that was a gay backpack from Disney? Didn't it say pride on it? No. Maybe I didn't read it. But look, I'm so happy. Thank you. I'm so happy for this sticker.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. All right, Hasan. Try topping that. I was kind of hoping Hasan would forget so he could just roast him. No, I did not forget.

I was hoping one person would forget so he could make fun of him. I did not forget. All right, that's fine. I want my present. I wanted to get you cutie cinderella i mean he might have forgotten did you forget no i did not i swear to god i bought i got that i was still in japan i feel like that's worse that you went to tokyo disneyland marsh was there the only thing you got cutie was a fucking sticker that they gave you when you got on your first. I thought she's rich She can buy all these things. This is something she cannot buy. I can't go you can't buy that

Exactly. You cannot buy Wow We're gonna talk about that later because cuties gonna go or Taylor Swift Okay, when he got this sticker for free did he say I'm gonna give this to cutie Oh That's thoughtful. Oh, my God. The bar is so low for you. That was enough for you? I thought about her.

I thought about her. See, I didn't go to some stupid souvenir shop. Okay. I wanted to give Cutie, our friend Cutie, our co-host cutie just say i went to disney i didn't go to some stupid souvenir shop you're damn right the whole place is a souvenir shop it's true no i i was having an experience with my gift this sticker rode a ride with me oh fun your your your product sat on a shelf depressed in a bag. I don't know why you're trying to sell this. You gave her a shitty sticker.

This is not just a sticker. Wow, yeah. Like the sticker itself. Okay, give me the sticker for a second. This is going to age. The sticker itself. Even the sticker itself basically betrays the enthusiasm by being, wow, yeah, first ride. You weren't there, so you don't know how cool that was. It's just like, wow.

That's how you feel after the ride, but you don't know that because you weren't there. Well, Marcia was disappointed. Okay, so Cutie has a lot of issues, as we all know. And unfortunately, one of those issues is that she can't fly yeah uh so she can't experience you got me klonopin the the wonderful i did medical grade klonopin no uh i wanted to i wanted to give cutie something from every single day just like she was there with us because we were technically uh you know sharing our locations in the group chat we were talking in the group chat for the most part we were i was hysterically sending the group chat no i was

hysterically sending text messages i was the most organized i've ever been in my entire life and i feel like people need to pay attention and notice and and you know give me props for that i was literally sending addresses of where we're going to go with exact time frames. Yep. I was very impressed. Yeah. It didn't stop you from still being like, where are we going? Well, I was...

Or literally saying, why didn't you tell me where we're going? You know what? It was finally great to be the one that wasn't in charge. Let's get your gifts. Okay. Let's get your gifts. Okay. Let's get your gifts. I have a couple things. Number one, this was an incredibly formative experience.

This is one of the most incredible things that you basically missed out on, which was the otter cafe that we went to. Sea otter. They probably euthanized those otters eventually. God damn it. Sorry. I'm friends with Maya, and it's really... Okay, I'm taking this back.

No, I really want it. You're not getting it. No, you don't get a sea otter. That's actually one of them. They stuffed it. No, no, no, no. No, no. No!

She doesn't get this. Oh, you don't want it? No, it's not my fault they do that. Oh, you don't want it? They keep them alive forever, because people like old animals. Okay, you can have it. No, you're not being authentic.

What do you mean? They probably kill. They don't kill them. They don't kill them. There's no way. Why would they do that? Do you want the outer or not? I want it so bad.

What, buddy? Look at this butt. Okay. Okay, cutie. Their hands are the, they put their hands out and they go. And you can't really tell from the recreation there, but they have very like. Human hands.

They have like very human hands with like webs in between, but it's like very like. They're so cute. It's the best. It's the absolute best experience of all time. I don't know how else to describe it. This is something that, you know, you kind of missed out on, but I don't know how else to describe it. This is something that you kind of missed out on, but you don't really have to. You can go

and hang out with Maya and she can give you the otter experience of your life. Unlike Disney, which you can't experience ever. Look at his hand. You're welcome. Look at his hand! What did you give him?

Little treats. It's the most insane. That's so cute. It's the most insane. That's so cute. It's the most insane experience. Do they have enough room to play and stuff? Yes. Oh. Okay.

Marsh said no. I got you also, B-Side is a very famous sticker place. Very famous. I got you both a cute. I got you both a, well, stickers and then a lot more. Oh, yeah. I was just excited someone else got me a sticker. To be fair, they don't

say, wow, yeah. Yeah, but this was an experience. They sat on a shelf. This is one of my favorite stickers of all time. Austin is saying that any product that sat on a shelf is unacceptable. Austin, where did they store this?

In the pockets of the magical pockets. Before it was in their magical pockets, where do you think it sits? I like that my stickers. I'm making a motion that Austin has to wear this outfit every stream. I like that my stickers stayed in shelves. Austin's stickers not on shelves so b-side is a very famous sticker place it's like you know universally acclaimed okay these are local limited edition stickers this is one of my favorite i have literally won for many many years of this man this

naked uh kind of fat guy on my laptop. I love this guy. I wanted to share this with you. This one is him out eating ice cream with his two Shiba Inus. I think a naked man on the- Don't touch my otter. I also got you a Mona Lisa key ring. Oh, dreams on it. Oh, wow.

Cool. That's funny. I didn't even think about that. Wow. That's funny. I didn't even think about that. Wow. Wow. Well, that's pretty weird. Wow, that's a lot of stuff. I also, whoa, there's more.

There's more. I also got you a Mickey Mouse pen. Okay. I was not at Disneyland. I was not at Tokyo Disneyland. Oh, my God, that's so perfect. But, of course, I wanted to still get something from Japan that said Disney. Wow. Look, look.

Wait, I'm sorry. It was just on a shelf. Where did you get that? In the airport? Look at him go. They don't even have the rights to that. I have my way. Look at him go. They don't even have the rights to that. I have my way. Look at him.

Congratulations. You just invited a lawsuit because that's not even. Look, that's not even Mickey. Look at him. It's not even Mickey. It says Mickey Mouse on it. Mickey's not even on this. You don't want to be implied in this lawsuit.

I'm so sorry. Don't take that. Austin! You don't want to be in that lawsuit. Austin! Oh, he broke it. No, I didn't sorry. Don't take that. Austin! You don't want to be in that lawsuit. Austin! No, he broke it. No, I didn't.

No, he didn't. It doesn't dance anymore. You know what? I was just testing it. It was a Disney product. It didn't break. Good quality. Last but not least.

Oh, my God. Last but not least. This is the crane game victory that I had over Billy Ichiban. I won this. The amount of money we spent on this on top of all of the other crane games that we played was unimaginable. I don't want to talk about it, but I wanted to give this to you. Relax time is very fun.

Marsh can tell you, once I won my relax time figure, every day I would send him a picture of my waifu in different places around my apartment because she would greet me with coffee. Relax your time. Relax your time. Yeah, it's you as an anime figure. Okay. Me as an anime figure.

Okay. Me as an anime figure. I'm just trying to make it work, man. She's gone. I guess that works. Wow. There you go. I wanted to... Oh, wait.

Hold on. There's one more. Jesus Christ. Yay. Japanese experience. I told you guys. Well, I wanted you to have a taste of every day and all of the things that we enjoyed this is an origami ninja star yeah this was given to us no this was i did not know how to make this this was given to us by the uh kendo masters the

samurai master himself on our last day at the Samurai Academy. I didn't know you guys went to the Samurai Academy. We did. We did go to the Samurai Academy. Austin also I wrestled the Samurai. Austin almost didn't Austin almost did not come to the Samurai Academy. He also did not receive

one of these because he left early. Yeah, because he left early. I had a fight to catch. But he still participated in it. But I wanted to give this to you as well. We also did not receive one of these because he left early. Yeah, because he left early. I had a flight to catch. But he still participated in it. I did. But I wanted to give this to you as well. Wow. And that's it. Here you go.

Oh. Oh, were you scared of hitting your faces on it? It's not. Yes. Yeah. I was terrified. We were using real swords. But we were trained.

That's real cut. That's Will's blood. The amount of dedication he put into that was crazy. Did you say that right? Yes. Wow. Wait, you're not showing this on... It's a cutie.

Question remains. Are you going to let us buy you box seats to Taylor Swift Japan, a Taylor Swift experience unlike any other? Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Where the tickets are significant. Oh, my God.

Her leg comes off. No. Well, you can put it in. You got to put it on. Are you going to join us? Because the flight is easy. Austin can tell you. He's an off. No. Well, you gotta, you can put it in. You gotta put it on. Yeah. Are you gonna join us because the flight is easy. Austin can tell you he's an expert.

Yep. The flight was so cutie. Let me tell you, when I, I fly a lot. That was one of the easiest flights I've ever taken. Because you fly up high.

That's right. So there's almost no turbulence. Yep. There's, he, was it the Dreamliner? Uh,

it was the A330 Neo, which is comparable. I flew on the Dreamliner. Yeah, he flew on the Dreamliner? It was the A330 Neo, which is comparable. I flew on the Dreamliner. Yeah, he flew on the Dreamliner. The journey was... You know the Dreamliner is the first plane that they used carbon fiber on? Yeah, and it turns out there's been no fatal accidents. Also, the Ocean Gate was made out of carbon fiber.

Yeah, that was actually older. No, no, no. Are you talking about the sub? Yeah. We're not going to see the Titanic. Wait, cutie, please tell me that the submarine thing did not increase your fear of flying. No, no, no. I have a great counter.

How did you find that out? The Ocean Gate submarine actually used carbon fiber from Boeing. Okay? They bought it from Boeing. Hold on. Listen. The carbon fiber that Boeing sold OceanGate was actually sold at cheaper prices and was not being used by Boeing because it was past its actual, like, best use date. That's how serious Boeing is about its product safety.

Why would they give going to use it on a fucking submarine that was going to go down into an environment that is significantly more pressurized than a plane. They think they're going to use it for like arts and crafts. What do they think? I mean, I don't know. You don't ask like who's buying your trash. But my point is this. The level of safety, the level of safety that these guys put into their product is insane. There was one ounce on me, one tiny, maybe it was like a gram millimeter.

I was hoping your guys' plane would crash so I could say, told you so. What? We'd be dead. That's the most insane thing I've ever heard. Can I tell you something, though? Can I tell you something honestly that I haven't told you, Hasan? I was tracking your flight while we were both flying over at the same time. And at a certain point, your plane disappeared from my radar.

And I was like, oh, my God. We lost him. And it was like the app was doing something I'd never seen before. And it was like not even registering as a flight that was in progress. Austin will always track my flights and tell me if turbulence is coming. And I was like, oh, my God. And I was like thinking, I was like thinking through, I was like, what are we going to do when I land in Japan?

We're freaks. Yeah. What are we, I was thinking, I was like, what are we going to do when I land in Japan and have to do a very dramatic emotional press conference? They were both, they were both hoping that we died on our planes. That was like a little hope. So she could say, I told you so. They were both hoping that we died on our planes.

So she could say, I told you so. And so that he could give a emotional press conference. Yeah, because then all these bitches would feel bad for him. And then he'd get so much dick. No, I don't need people to feel bad for me to get dick. Oh. Damn. Put your hoodie back on. Pity penis.

Put your hood back on. But anyway, I was thinking, oh my God, I'm going to have to do a speech. I'm going to have to do a candle vigil. You think Hassan dies, you're the one giving the speech? I would definitely be a part of this. I'd be giving a speech. If any of you guys died, I would give a speech. I'd be talking very candidly.

All right, give us a little taste. Does any of us want that? Hold on. Okay. Give us a little taste. Of whose? I'm dead. I'm on the plane back from Tokyo.

I died. And I'm like, told you so. Okay, I definitely don't want Cutie giving a speech. I'm gone. I go up there. I'm like, I told these bitches. This is what I'd say to the speech with Hasan Piker. Oh, God.

It's hard because you're not actually dead, so it's hard to get the emotion out of it. He'd be crying. I'd say one of my best friends would have been in my wedding party. One of the hardest working people I know. One of the hardest working people I know.

And I am so upset. I'm going to need a moment. But when I collect my thoughts I'll come back with a more thorough speech. Is the press conference over now? Wow. That was...

Cutie, why don't you give... And then he looks at the camera and fixes his hair. Well, look, I had a hoodie on, okay? It's hard to... Cutie, why don't you give a quick statement as if I died? Wilnef has died. And I stand up and I announce it like the queen is dead. And I say, Wil the queen is dead. And I say, well, Neff is dead.

That's what you'd say? I mean, it's better than Austin's. I say, told him so. And then I dab. Okay, no longer is it better than Austin's. Dab! Yeah. All right.

But unironically. It's no longer better than Austin's. All right. What about when Cutie dies? No, I'm not dying. No, we can't doically. It's no longer better than Austin's. All right. What about when Cutie dies? No, I'm not dying. No, we can't do this. She's going to freak out. Okay.

Yeah, what about when Austin dies? No, don't you fucking dare. Idiot. Bitch. Jesus Christ. So, Cutie. Wow. The question remains.

It's Christmas, yeah. Are you going to come to Japan for the Taylor swift show that we will buy you a box for and i want to reiterate if you say yes right now we paying for taylor swift will more specifically become austin show paying for taylor swift because he will lose a bet a ten thousand dollar bet that will go towards she's actually got to get on the plane. Well, I think a commitment is enough. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

She's got to get on the plane. Will, this is everything you wanted. If she commits to this, I have to get an apartment or I lose $10,000. Seriously, think about that. Think about that. It's a win-win. But that means that if she, no, Will, you're going to lose 10 grand if she commits because I'm going to go get an apartment.

No, you're not. No, think about it. You're absolutely not. Okay, think about this. Before February, before she steps foot on that plane, okay? No, no. I don't believe you. Hear me out.

You getting her to commit to this Taylor Swift concert in Japan, she will win me the bet because I'll get an apartment before she gets on the plane. I'll sign the lease and then I'll get 10 grand. Are you kidding me? Look at this. Come on, get on the plane. Commit. Go on a Taylor Swift in February.

Let's do it. Yes! Let's do it. She's getting on a plane. Okay. And I'm going to get $10,000 because I'm going to sign a lease before February.

Austin, you live in delusion. Yeah, I don't. I don't think you oh my god what what you fucked up my hair put the hood back on we're at a shoot this week and i'm getting hair and makeup done and austin comes in the hair and makeup lady and he's like um will you stop on her i just need some spray in my hair i did not say it like that she is she is she is she is exaggerating what actually happened austin show also does this thing whenever he's in hair and makeup that makes me cackle where he evaluates the products of the hair and makeup yeah i don't think that's an unreasonable ask right cutie you would ask what do you what did i say you go you don't use cheap shit do you i did not say it like that no that's verbatim no but it was in a nice way

i did not say it like that i did not say tell the makeup lady you don't use cheap shit how can you say that in a nice way can you elaborate i said you use good quality products right i okay can i read you the text? What was the expectation? Hold on. She was going to say, no, I use that cheap shit. Before people question if people don't like working with me, this is from my makeup lady that I

had all week. This is like when Andrew Tate, she said, hola, it was super great working with you. You're awesome to work with and super talented. I laughed so hard is what she said. She did say that. She did say that on set too. And keep having fun with Twinks. You're awesome to work with and super talented. I laughed so hard is what she said. She did say that. She did say that on set too. And keep having fun with twinks.

You deserve it. That's also a true statement. She did say this. This is hopefully to see you soon and work together very soon. So I just want to let you know that despite some of the things that I could say or allegedly could say about makeup, they still like me. I still like you. Listen, I didn't say anything about your demeanor on set. I just

said that you, with every makeup artist, will ask what products. Now, chat. Comments, I think that's a very reasonable thing to ask. But let me go back to the slander that Cutie said. Slander. She was getting makeup done in the middle of a five-hour routine.

Okay? It was taking a long time. It took an hour okay it's like so normal look okay but i i asked kindly i said excuse me normal for hair and makeup for girls you sexist pig yeah sexist pig i just didn't know that did you know i take his side he came up like oliver twist yes i said excuse me miss excuse me i said excuse me miss please would it would you so kindly pause in your routine with your beautiful, beautiful, gorgeous, gorgeous talent, cutie Cinderella, and please, just for a brief moment,

please touch up my hair. And you know that's how it went. You know that's how it went. You know what? You've been bullied a lot today, so yes, that's how it went. We're done reading Austin. Austin was a good sport in Japan. It's just good content to put him in an outfit

that looks like he has a penis on his forehead. It's okay. Wouldn't be the first time. Well, Pride Month is over, so. That's true. It's bullying Austin time. It's okay. Pack it up.

The mic punches him in the face. I was pushed to my limits in Japan. Now I'm back in the United States. I'm fully arrested and ready. One of the nicest countries on the planet. And ready to get... Pushed to my limits. Having a decadent experience. I went to come to Beirut. Like of the nicest countries on the planet. And ready to get to my limits.

Having a decadent experience. Like, having a decadent experience that he was, like, too sleepy to come to after Disneyland. Like, literally, private, impossible to find, members-only sake bar. Well, thank you all for these presents you're welcome what was all your favorite your what was your favorite thing and your least favorite thing oh everything and least favorite thing yeah um i'll go first sure my least favorite thing was going to japan was the date yeah that's fair that was a hard that... I would check in every once in a while and watch the streams.

That stream was hard to watch. Wait, really? Yes. People loved it. Because you guys would be having fun and then a fan to him. And then he's just like... People loved it.

Misery. Yeah. My most favorite part in Japan? Sure. This may shock you. Was breakfast with Murat. Why would that be shocking? I had wonderful breakfast.

Murat's great. We were peaceful. People like him more than Hassan. Murat told us how much he loved that breakfast also. Oh my God, really? The experience. Murat didn't like it as much as I did. Murat did not appreciate the moments

because he did not feel as though Austin was there for him in the same way that he was there for Austin. What happened? I was on my phone a lot. Okay, I got to tell the story. We're not bullying Austin. We're not bullying Austin. It's hard not to.

It's so funny. I gave Marat a free breakfast, the fucking ungrateful bastard. Well, you also did make him switch seats with you so you'd have better light for selfies. He didn't know. But Murat didn't know at first. Murat would walk from our house to Austin's hotel every morning because he loves his little routine. And he is very similar to Austin in many ways. He's a little routine. So he is very similar to Austin in many ways. He's a creature comfort.

Yeah. So he would walk to the hotel. They would get together. They would go up. And Murat was always early to the dining experience in Austin's hotel that Austin is staying at. Well, early. Earlier than Austin. Meaning that he was on time.

Yes. Oh, sorry. I meant he was always on time. And Austin, of course, he was on time. Yes. Oh, sorry. I meant he was always on time, and Austin, of course, was not. No, one time I was late. I was on time the rest of the time. Okay, so Marat was- It was in your building. It's in your building.

And Marat was like, oh, we're so high up in Tokyo. There's a beautiful, you know, there's a beautiful image. You know, I want to look out the window while i enjoy my breakfast so he would sit facing the window and the first day austin came late uh and he said marat marat get up i gotta sit there and marat was like damn i guess he just like really loves this is that marat telling me the story i guess he just really loves looking at tokyo like that's crazy sure weird but okay second day austin does the same thing third day uh they get uh to breakfast austin's late again he's sitting there and marat is very blunt right so austin tells him oh you

gotta get up i want to sit there and marat goes no yeah i don't know how stubborn he was but i assume he was he was blunt with you. He was like, no, I'm not going to do that. He was not having it. He was like, I'm not going to do that. I would like to, for once, look outside the window. So Murat told me. That's when he realized why Austin was trying to sit facing the window this entire time.

This entire time. Why, you might ask because he was taking photos for snapchat the entire time so so he needed the light to be facing him in the face every every snapchat user knows that you must have proper lighting when you're taking selfies on snapchat so but it doesn't end there for the photo because there is a photo of Austin with his back to Murat like this. It doesn't end there. Oh, he sent it. He sent it.

He sent it. All right, we're going to post this. But, cutie. It's crazy because this was Austin's favorite thing, by the way. Send it to Discord. Send it to Discord. Send it to Discord so we can pull it up. I know, I know. I've seen it. Send it to discord so we can pull it up send i know i know i've seen it send it to discord so we can pull it up hold on

oh god cutie cutie look you know what i just don't know how to take your side sometimes there's there's two photos it's so funny cutie look he told me he stood in that position the entire meal no there's another there's a there was a whole briefly okay there was also another thing he apparently you you have a very specific order okay which by the way i like i like your order i like your order for the record it was eggs benedict okay it was i changed up bacon for ham and then I added slices of tomatoes in between the two. Yeah.

And he would ask for no hollandaise sauce, right? No, I would ask for hollandaise sauce. Oh, I didn't change that part. So, but did you,

did you change? Okay. Did you change the, the, the bottom? No. As well. He,

he made that up. Oh, he made that part up. He adds tomatoes to their. Me. It's so interesting. I, I like the bacon substitute for ham.

Yep. I mean, it's an entirely different thing. I ordered by the end of it. All right. I sent it to you. They did. Look. You guys just don't know.

Look. Look here. Cutie. I just... You guys don't... Don't incriminate me. Look. Look.

There's your eggs benedict. That's the best part. Eggs benedict with the tomatoes. The best part is... Wait. Why is there a top bun? No. That's the egg, Iict. That's the best part. Eggs benedict with the tomatoes. The best part is... Wait, why is there a top bun? No, that's the egg, I think. That's the egg.

Yeah. Is it? Yeah, that's the egg. I think Murat probably thought that was a bun on top. Yeah. Look, you know what? Go back to that. That was his favorite.

That's your favorite part. Yeah, he took a lot of great photos. The lighting was fantastic. Yeah, that's why he... That's why it was his favorite. Cutie, come on. You're a girl. Cutie, what's the ETA on our coffee. Yeah, that's why it was his favorite. Cutie, come on. You're a girl. Cutie, what's the ETA on our coffee?

Oh, it's probably here, actually. The lighting was fantastic. What does me being a girl mean? Oh. Like you... I'm grabbing it? Look, that's what I'm saying. I don't want to defend you.

The ETA was good. You don't want to defend me? Okay, I mean, look, I thought it was a great photo. It was very... It was... I thought it was a great photo it was very it was it was i thought it was a great photo and oh okay i thought you were wait is there another photo of me no no no this time this is wait is it us no it's oh that's so sick so look i mean look i uh you know i told her to do us i'm a little upset i i gave her a lot of

grief kanini who is a japanese hentai artist and live streamer uh who we met in japan uh we we made a request of her on karaoke night will and i did Will was a little intoxicated when he made this request, but I thought it was a brilliant request. Will asked Kanini to draw myself and him as big titty anime girls. Very hentai, but still a little reserved. Not the whole way, not the full Montino or Areolas, right? Paceful. Paceful nude. Softcore.

Kanini then proceeded to draw me as a big titty anime girl alongside Jake. And I was very upset because I thought that this was a betrayal. Harsh, it's on my Twitter, by the way. Turns out the betrayal came much later. I told Kanini, this is unacceptable.

Please draw me and Biri Ichiban as big titty anime girls. Turns out she did draw Will as a big titty anime girl, just not alongside myself. She drew Will as a big titty anime girl. Yes. Alongside Murat as a big titty anime girl. What the fuck?

I mean, I love the 69 socks. Also, check out that package. I was going to say, what is that blue thing coming out? Oh, you know what that blue thing is. Oh, yeah. Wait, where's mine? Can I get a straw? You didn't order with me.

No, those are both mine. Oh, okay. I thought that I was. I ordered two cold brews. I ordered coffee for Will. But you can have one if you want. No, it's okay. I don't need it. I ordered two cold brews. I ordered coffee for Will. But you can have one if you want. No, it's okay. I don't need it.

So that was your best and worst part of Japan. Yes, best and worst part of Japan. What's your worst? Shout out to... My worst was the date. The date. My best was breakfast with Murat, which clearly wasn't reciprocated.

Yeah, how bad... Yeah, it's really his fault. Dude, I wonder what your date thought. Did he have a good... Oh, there's a picture of that on my Twitter too. Oh, God. Pull up the expression. Yeah, you want to know what his date thought?

That was not to me, though. That was the... That was... Was it, though? That was the date's reaction to the... Boy lover. Boy love, yeah. It wasn't...

He was cringing at the boy love, not me. I was to his left. Was your date not actually gay? No, my date was, I don't know. Which is why I was like, also it was weird

because I wasn't sure. But I mean, I, yeah. Anyway, before I give my best and worst, shouts out to Kanini. She's awesome.

Go follow her Twitter. She's awesome. I will, I will refuse to say she's awesome until I get a Big Titty Anime Girl version alongside Will Neff as a Big Titty Anime Girl. Yeah, she did I get a big titty anime girl version alongside Will Neff as a big titty anime girl. Yeah, she did make you a big titty anime girl with Jake and Vic.

Which is great. Funny combo. Which is great. I love Jake, but the request was clear. Damn. Best and worst moment in... I'm kidding. Kanini's great.

Japan. Okay. Best moment. I think the entire day that I went and wandered by myself and then met up with all you guys and went out to nightlife was incredible. That day was just peak. It was 24 hours of perfection. I spent the morning just getting lost in Japan and I was just open to whatever. And I found myself at a street fair and a natural history museum and a zoo and a contemporary art museum. And I just allowed myself to kind of be lost, not look at my phone and be present. And it was wonderful. And then that night we went to a private sake bar and got absolutely wrecked.

Then we hung out with Rhyme and Shinichi Osawa. And it was just, I was looking around and I saw these faces of friends that I had met in Japan and friends that had come from home. And it felt like a perfect moment. But one thing was missing, right? Nope, it was a perfect moment. No, it was perfect. It was like there were no curmudgeons,

you know what I mean? Curmudgeons. No, no, no. It would have been nice to have you there. I actually regret it now. It would have been nice to have you there. I regret it. It was a perfect day.

After what you described. And then my least favorite moment of Japan came by way of the United States, actually, where I was going through immigration after I had completed this trip austin please i'm trying to fucking love of god settle the mic audio listeners he cannot get the mic yeah um came by the way of immigration so i'm going through immigration and as i'm going through there's a group of flight attendants and they're all together and one is behind them and she's coming up and she's like

hey uh hello my bag took a little bit longer do you mind if i meet up with them that's my crew and i was like no for sure go ahead cut me it's like three steps in front of me and as she goes thank you so much and as she's making her way through the line an american police officer goes hey what the fuck are you thinking why do you think you can fucking do that get in the back of the line and she's like i'm sorry i'm just being he's like you can't fucking do that and i just had this epiphany that i don't want to be in this country i love that. I had been back here for 10 seconds. What the fuck are you thinking? And I just saw this man screaming.

That's so normal for your first trip back from Japan. Politely getting in line with her friends for no other reason that he then he has a small penis and i went yeah wow this place is really terrible and uh that's when i started my um i'm i'm trying to become an expat now and move to the to japan okay wow that'd be cool no i'm working what do you do how do you do that uh need to be rich buy a house oh i'm working it well old daddy warbucks over here is going to help the process but you're gonna buy a house i think we're officially done in the united states i would i'm not gonna move so japan has a uh 90 day uh tourist visa that i plan on abusing uh for future endeavors I mean, we'll see. I could see myself definitely getting extended travel arrangements to Japan

so I could just make content and kind of stay out there for extended periods of time. I'm done. And then Will could just live there all year, and then you could go for your 90 days. Problem is we don't speak Japanese. We've got to learn how to speak Japanese. My Japanese was getting better. I was on Duolingo every day. Once you could go for your 90 days. Problem is we don't speak Japanese. We've got to learn how to speak Japanese. My Japanese was getting better. I was on Duolingo every day. Yeah, once you learn, once you get there, you'd learn.

I was going, mizu korasai. Dude, one time. I didn't know how to say goodbye. Arigato gozaimasu. I feel like, okay, tell me if this is racist. You don't know how to say goodbye? No, so I kept saying sayonara. Don't worry, Japan is very racist.

Sayonara? Sayonara. Wait, sayonara is goodbye. Really? Have you been saying sayonara to randomonara. Wait, Sayonara is goodbye. Really? Have you been saying Sayonara to random people when you meet them? I used to always say Sayonara, but I had no idea that was Japanese. I thought it was Italian. No fucking way.

He's been saying it to Dada. I thought Sayonara was some sort of part of a love language of some sort. You had it? Hasta la vista, sayonara. Like, that's what I thought. It was the same. You had it the whole time. Wow.

You also, you can also say, matane. Sayonara. Matane. I was on the phone with Ludwig when he was in Japan, and he had me on speaker, and he was talking to me. And he, the guy said something to him in Japanese, and he said his little like thing back. I'm sorry.

I just learned. You realize I'm almost, I'm 28 years old. And I tried to repeat what he said. I said like, say something. Mizu koresai. Mizu koresai. Mizu koresai. And that's what I say.

I repeat it back, but Ludd has me on speaker and he gets out of the cab and he was like that was so offensive and i was like well i think he was probably fucking with you okay yeah no they i've thought about that ever since and i because i'm a bit of a parrot you say something and i go i found myself picking up japanese quickly because there's like 10 phrases that they used in almost every interaction right sorry thank you so much hello excuse me you could learn it easily specifically i couldn't and if you master those like 10 phrases and then like no uh yeah which is like where the fuck is you are kind of good. Really?

Yeah. Like there was a moment where we were going to Gurdwara, which is at the Edition Hotel, which was actually- Was this your favorite moment in Japan? No, it was not. It was actually so cool because- Thanks for the invite, by the way. We did invite you.

We did invite you. You did not show up. You were in the group chat. And then you complained about- You know what? Not- Little follow through would have been nice. We did follow through. We did follow through. You were in the group chat. And then you complained about not- You know what? Little follow-through would have been nice. We did follow through.

We did follow through. Will follow through with you. Oh, that's right. Will did. But Hassan didn't. I'm losing my mind. He looked at me, but I wasn't there. I even told Will this.

I said, it would have been nice to hear from Hassan. Oh, no. Austin. Cutie, you got to back me up on this one. Yeah, Hassan, you never invite us directly. Yeah, but I did. I did in person. And he said he confirmed that he was coming just a little bit later.

He needs reassurance. Yes. I needed some reassurance. Will gave the reassurance. We're in the same group. We're in the group together. And Will, with the follow-up. He just asked for me to be on his team.

Thank you. Why are you doing this? I needed reassurance. you're in the side we've bullied him enough you're siding with injustice anyway and i said uh anyway we we were looking for the addition hotel entrance and i see a security guard and i walk up to him and i said he had, he hit him with some real Japanese. Yeah, I said, And he literally went, oh, this guy knows Japanese. His sound went on and this is fact. The guard thought he was a native Japanese speaker.

And after... Or he thought I could speak fluent Japanese. After Hasan went, the guy went ah hi and went on like a five minute all japanese yeah like instruction and both of us were sitting there going oh fuck no but i at that moment i wanted i wanted to keep up the mirage for a little bit so i'm going ah which is like, hi, ah, ah, hi, hi.

And, and then at the end, let me explain this. There is a palpable silence because I'm trying to compute. Hassan doesn't want to no longer be perceived as a native speaker, but he didn't understand anything. The guy said, nor did I.

So we're both sitting there in silence and he goes, elevator. And the guy, and the guy realizes, and he's like, ah, it was a very cool three and a half minutes as he like described his life story to me. Did he speak English after that?

No, no, he didn't speak English at all, but he like dialed it way the fuck back to like, let me deal with this gaijin. That's funny. Well, that's a nice compliment for the first 10 seconds. It was awesome.

It was sick. It was very cool. I rode that high for the rest of the night. Until some guy came up to me and told me he was a Nazi. And then I was like, oh my God, a lot of the white people that go, no, he was white. A lot of the white people that go to Japan are very fucking weird. No, literally.

I feel like, Will, you could be like a Jake and Bake. Like you could be like, you would be like. I thought you were about to say, Will, you could be a Nazi. The way that she started talking about that right after the Nazi thing was a little suspicious. No, no, no. Because I was just thinking of him going to Japan and stuff. But I think you could be a really great travel.

You know what I want to do? I would just want to set up a really cool super HD camera rig and have it strapped to my chest and say nothing. Just kind of float through a country. Yeah, but the thing that you're so good at is your personality.

Hmm. Well, maybe I would just express my... God damn it, Marsh. Marsh is playing with my gun and dropping it. Someone's got to play with a gun every episode. Chambers felled out. So okay. Can we say something about Austin's gun?

What? How fucking funny is that goddamn blobfish? Oh I love that. I love it. Oh that's why it felled out. Anyway. Your otter is very cute. This is a cute otter. Did you get yourself an otter? No we only got one for you. Wow. I feel like it's sad. because he loved the otter so much.

What? Are you going to be sad? No. Okay. Okay. The memory of the otter will live with me. Oh, they love little seashells. They love shiny things.

They love shiny things. They love little seashells. Yeah, you can hold it. Cutie Cinderella getting cute aggression. I felt that. Dude, oh my God. Cutie Cinderella getting cute aggression. I felt that. Dude, oh my God. With the otters, I wanted to do that. They have little hands and they grab you.

Yeah. You saw them? Yeah, they climbed on me. Okay, now for my least favorite moments in Japan. First and foremost, the experience that you had in America coming back from Japan is identical to the experience March and had in america coming back from japan yeah is identical to the experience march and i had the first time we went to japan and then came back to america uh the hunt at the airport is like super clean super fast incredible we get

in and out in like 30 seconds you know what i mean and then we come back to lax and immediately they're like oh uh we don't know where your bags are. And we're like, what? And then some lady on the plane was like, oh, my bag is an air tag. It's still on the runway. So then there's like a little bit of a panic because like bags are supposed to be coming out of the conveyor belt. And they are, of course, super uncoordinated.

And then they, we waited for two hours for our bags in the airport. Just straight up after like a, 10-hour flight. That's on the airline, not the airport. Are you defending LAX right now? He can get you a refund for that. No, no. But that is on the airline.

And what airline were you flying? It was Delta. You know what? I fucking despise United. I don't ever want to fly with them ever again. And I do not like Delta either. I do not like either of these airlines. Look, U.S. Airlines, it's just tough sometimes.

But you know what? ANA was fire. Yeah, we had an issue even in Haneda. Did you get the room? Or did you do the room on ANA? Or was it just the normal? No, it was just the normal pod. But it was...

The food and service is really good. Incredible. Every two seconds. And they have a round-the-clock menu. So I was just the normal pod, but it was- The food and service is really good. Incredible. Every two seconds. And they have a round-the-clock menu, so I was just ordering ramen and sandwiches whenever I wanted. We did not have that on United. United was like, here is absolute dog shit. They flew United.

I told them to fly Delta. He made a mistake. I should have flown A&A. I made the real mistake there. You told me not to fly A&A. Why? I can't. How many times do I have to tell you guys?

I can't get your points if you're flying. I can't get your points. He wants the points. I do have a little equity, though. He wants points. I do want points. If I go to Japan, I should fly on ANA? No, you should fly Delta with me.

Yes, ANA. If you want to be safe, fly with me. Why don't you fly with us on ANA and we get ramen? Is it happening? It's already happening. You can order as many bowls of ramen as you want. Don't you think it'd be so unlucky if we have to separate? We can't all be on the same plane.

It'll definitely go down. Kitty, you and I will fly together on ANA. This is OCD. Kitty, I'm telling you. Listen, as someone who's afraid of flying, there was no turbulence for the entirety of the flight. In fact, on the way back. How long was it? On the way there, eight hours.

No way. Nothing. He giggled. It was a little bit longer than eight hours, but there's no turbulence. On the way there, for me, it was eight hours. No turbulence. And on the way back, you know what they told me? They said this one's going to be a little bumpy, and it was it was not at all full movie setup they bring you food whenever you want desserts they

brought me an ice cream bar anytime i wanted it i had to god they have a lay flat bed with a tatami mat so you just put it down you can sleep whenever yeah they give you eye shades and a little cosmetic bag so i get how much is that i hit with a little Mizu mist. Like 10 grand. I'll tell you what. No. Cutie, cutie. No, it's not. It's like seven, eight. For you, free.

Because I will give you every cent of my winnings as long as you buy your ticket now. No, no, no, no, no. Not ready yet. We gotta wait until we get Taylor Swift tickets. Otherwise, what's the point of going? Japan. Well, no.

She doesn't care. She just wants Taylor Swift in Japan. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. We established that already care. She just wants Taylor Swift in Japan. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. We established that already. I'm going to Taylor Swift in two weeks. So wait, that's the bet is if she buys the airfare? No, I have to get on the plane.

I mean, if she buys, she's committed. No, I'm not. No, you have to get on the plane. I'm going to hold off on my best and worst experiences because it's going to get a little spicy and we're going to elaborate further on the paid proportion of the broadcast. This one whistled along.

Oh, I'm sad you didn't get it on the normal. It's okay. It's because we're bullying Austin too much. Patreon.com slash fear and we are now at, what, 17,000 subscribers? Yay! 17,000 paid subscribers. Also, I do TikTok time on there now. Every week, TikTok time. Every 17,000 subscribers. Yeah. 17,000 paid subscribers. Also I do TikTok time on there now.

Every week TikTok time. Every time. Cutie Cinderella has TikTok time on there for our members as well. And I have a Japan playlist that I have yet to send over, but you'll get it with this episode. And I'm going to be doing something cool. Just wait. What are you doing?

I'll be, you know what? I should announce it now. DM me guys on Instagram, your customer service grievances, and I'll be making personal phone calls on the Patreon. You're going to regret that you just said that. Why? You're going to get so many DMs. But, guys, they need to be good ones.

Look, one thing about being what I call a white hat Karen is you can't be... There are certain situations where you fucked up and you have to take responsibility for it, and I will not be defending you in that situation. I mean, it's worth you can't be, there's certain situations where you fucked up and you have to take responsibility for it. And I will not be defending you in that situation. I mean, it's worth you just reading them for 10 minutes and like, kind of like an advice segment, but instead it's saying, yeah. And so, okay. They're all amended.

I will read these grievances. I will explain what, what I think should happen. And sometimes I will give a personal phone call. I love that. There you go. That's it. That's what I'll do. And that'll be on give a personal phone call. I love that. There you go. That's it. That's what I'll do. And that'll be on the Patreon coming up soon.

Nearly in your future. But thank you guys for making this all happen. Because of you. All right. Everybody hoods on for that. Because of you, we are allowed, we are able to have these experiences and also share them with you.

And we'll be addressing more of our grievances in the paid proportion behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and we'll see you next time. Thank you. you