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Episode Date: August 4, 2025

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What the- What?! I- I can't help that one. Take it back! What is going on?! Why?! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another fabulous episode of the Fearhead Podcast where we are all here. We are on time. Oh yeah. We are ready to rock. 32 minutes late, cutie.

You're getting your pay docked. No, she's not. She is not getting her pay docking her. We're done. None of us dock anybody's pay. Hmm. What should it be? Nobody's docking anybody's pay. $100 every minute. I'm late.

No. Whoa. All right. What? I want to talk to you. Then I'll just skip. Because there's been a development in my life. What?

So I now have to feed my black widow spider. Oh, my God. I hate your black widow spider It's like I'm not even that okay so Okay Drive to a pet store and I a cricket you put it in a little bag. Okay, there is poor cricket Yeah, why don't you get a pet cricket? Why can't you feed it like veggies or something?

It's a predator. Yeah, but feed it like, I don't know, what's a protein that's not living? Soybeans. Feed it soybeans. Do you buy alive crickets or do you buy dead crickets? Wait, flies. Just release some flies in there. That's kind of fun.

It's just hard to find flies. Hold on, Marsh, I'm sure you could feed a black widow soybeans. No, think about it. We'll just eventually it's going to cave and eat the soybeans. So even eat dead bugs. You have to have live live bugs. So it's going to it's going to die if it. Oh, thanks, Grock. No spiders do not eat.

OK, OK. Sorry. Continue. So but I'm in this one pet store all the time. And there's this really cute, nice parrot that lives there. You're going to eat. You're going to. No, he wants a parrot, rescue the parrot and then do a stream where I drive the

parrot to my, I just want to clarify a lot of people. That's not rescuing it. You're getting it from a pet store, but he doesn't want to be there. I know it's really sad. It's sad. He can't be rescued because he sad. He can't be rescued because he can't be rescued. What do you mean? Because hers, she's a real rehabilitation place and he doesn't need to be rehabbed. I'm buying him a wing. Break his wing, sure. His wings are clipped.

I was just thinking. His wings are clipped. I know, I know, the problem is Maya already has parrots that she teaches about. All right, whatever. No, it's fine. Okay, wait. It is sad.

Too many fucking parrots? Pet stores shouldn't, yeah, pet stores shouldn't sell parrots, parrots are a bad pet, they eat through your walls, they live like 80 years, and so then you have this parrot that outlifts you sometimes. It's fine, I'll go in and see his sad eyes every day. Why don't you get him and then tell the pet store, hey, no more selling this.

But then I'm a guy who owns a parrot. I know, but then you gotta stop the cycle. So you buy the parrot. What do you know? I've just helped the cycle. Hey, PetSmart, stop selling parrots, you bozos. Wait, where do they get the parrots? Wait, I don't understand.

You created a market for parrots. The guy's gonna go back and be like, oh my God, we should buy more parrots. If I buy buy and keep the pair well, then you gotta let him die there I suppose This makes no sense Alternative solution. Thank you. You stake out the pet Mart steal it. Yeah, wait. No, hold on that's also ethical, but no you stake out the pet Mart and Every single time people are walking into the pet Mart. you're like, oh man, I really miss my parrot. What a great pet the parrot was.

You make the guy buy the parrot. Then you follow the guy home, okay? You've convinced him. Kill him. This is not gonna work. You've convinced this person to purchase a parrot, okay? Okay. You wait it out for like around 20 years

until he gets bored of having the parrot because the parrot is eating all the walls. It's a long time. Finally, 20 years later, when the guy finally says enough is enough. I can't keep this parrot anymore. You're right there waiting. You go, ah, I'm here. I know just the right place to rescue this parrot to boom ethical solution to this unethical problem. The only ethical solution. well, what a disaster. I think we should start getting T-shirts

that say don't buy parrots. Okay, yeah, okay. And that's our first step. I think that's a step in the right direction. What else do you want me to do to stop the parrot trade, huh? Intercept the parrot traffickers and release them. Who the fuck is just getting these parrots and giving them to PetSmart

Where are they getting them? That's what I'm saying Breeding the pair I will face matches sad eyes every time I go in the macho. Yeah names. Okay. I have named him marching No, his name is macho Every time I'm buying a cricket I go hi macho and I pet him he jumps on my arm Did they name the cricket shoulders he comes back down and then I put him and I go I'll see you later, bud And I go one day I'm gonna take you to a sanctuary and now I can't tell him that anymore Because apparently he's not okay. We would call that the Chas No, yeah, we know I know I know I've a know chopped hos. Yeah, I've ever a question

Uh-huh, what if I just fucking lied to Maya? She'll probably watch the podcast I was like, but that hold on That's my best friend. I found this fucking parrot on the 101 would you vouch for voucher? She would probably lie for me. She would you lie for me? I think her first reaction would be to call a local bird rehabilitation center. That would be her first reaction. She doesn't want to even take the responsibility. No, unfortunately there's some,

unfortunately I believe that they're probably at capacity for parrots. So, cause what if this parrot doesn't get along with the other parrots. Dude, I bet if it was Jason the Ween bringing a parrot, she'd love it. Actually, I have a perfect example of that. Stable Ronaldo had a baby bird that he found and she said, call local rehabilitation center and she gave him a phone number.

Yeah. This is matcha. Well, it sounds like you're meant to have matcha, but that's unethical You just couldn't you're convinced. No, I'm telling you he gets a parrot and then he says to pet smart. Hey, don't refill this cage I mean, I don't think that's how it works. Then how are we supposed to stop it is my question I'm not providing solutions here Questioning them you go. Okay,- No, his idea was the worst. No, you have, you put on your most flamboyant outfit-

I don't have 20 years. No, that's not it. This time is much faster. Let's start the cause. You put on your most flamboyant outfit that says, I'm a parrot consumer. Okay, I'm a parrot enthusiast. I find parrots, I buy parrots, I sell parrots. Okay, you go to Petco and you say oh my god, sir This fine parrot is from which region and then they tell you and then you fly out to that region Okay, you track down the local sources of the parrots and then you do a side deal with them

Okay, do no longer allow Parrot poaching you convince them to poach other animals instead. Being ethical is hard. I know, it's hard. It's hard. And expensive. What do you guys have going on this week? Well, I just, I visited home and I'm back.

Okay, what'd you do at home? My aunt came to visit and I had a lovely week together. Just amazing, good, old, wholesome family time. Nice. Really, that's nice. I have a PSA. What's that? Everybody, right now, buy flowers for your grandma. Just for no reason. Both of them are dead.

You can't then. I never had any grandparents. What do you mean what? Well, why? Where's your grandma? What do you know about my grandma? She needs flowers. Is she okay? That's what she needs. Okay, I'm gonna buy her flowers. It was my grandma's birthday.

Well, it is in a week or two. And I sent her flowers just because, cause I was like, oh wait, her birthday is coming up. I should send her flowers for her birthday. And then I was like, no, I should send her flowers just because, and I should send her other stuff for her birthday. I don't really talk to my grandma because my mom died

and she's kind of, you know, she, my mom was the one who talked to my grandma and then reported back. And then my mom died. So there's no one to talk to my grandma. And then I tried to call my grandma, but she's deaf and she can't hear the phone ring. And it's a whole thing. She's like 84. Spring chicken. Yeah, spring chicken, but she has lost her hearing.

Unfortunately. Is she Mormon? Yes. Yes. So I sent her flowers and she freaking cried. And I was thinking to myself, I was like, thank goodness you got to send your grandma flowers now and she's alive because imagine the only flowers you give her are on her freaking casket. No, I, I, I had, So you got to send your grandma flowers now and she's alive because imagine the only flowers you give her Are on her freaking casket. No, I I I Got a son your both my grandparents are dead right now Well, my grandpa both my grandmothers are dead, but I spent a lot of time with them So I think it's a good PSA are the type of person I used to I used to take my grandmother out to lunch every single day

I'm a big random gift guy for all the like the women in my family. Yeah, I'll just random. I have all their addresses saved on Amazon and I'll just when I think of them. Are you are you big for me? It's all about taking care of the matriarchs of the family. You know, women in our family are we are very much taking care of. I want to take them on trips as I hang up on my knees? I'm calling my niece back. We're gonna put on the pod. Okay, how old is she?

Don't quote me on this oh ballpark ballpark Cora Cora You're on the you're on the Fear End podcast. I tried to poop my pants today and it was really hard. So if you could help me, it would be great. She's working on her Australian obvious.

It's good! Yeah, my, I have been seeing the British counties and it is so nice. Oh my God. I really think that you should come here and poop my pants, is that it? Stop talking about me! She said I should poop my pants! I think she was prank calling.

Is that a prank call from your niece? Yes, and she has a- She needs to learn how to star 67. She has a cricket phone. She only has five numbers in there. How old in there. She's calling you back again. This is crazy Cora did you tell me to poop my pants? Did you tell me to poop my pants Oh, it's really good. It's really good.

Ask them if their refrigerator is running. Wait, no, she's not here. Hey, can I, can I say something really quick? Can I ask something? Hey, is your refrigerator running? You should go catch it she said no she said no my refrigerator is broken he's heard that one that's a classic you got a star 67 now that's what they missed I missed out yeah it's a cricket we do got to start 67 though. That's what they messed up. She doesn't know. She's 10.

She has a cricket ball. We knew how to do it. She literally has like 10 numbers on her phone. We knew how to start 67. Her parents don't let her have a smartphone already? No, heck no. Smart. No.

That's solid. Oh man. All right, what are you guys doing? Other than makeup, what's going on? You're ready for me? You need me already. You guys need me to pull it out Wow, you are a part of the podcast. Wow, you need me already, huh? You're one for sure a fourth of the house I'm just surprised you need me so early. What do you? Boys I have a question for cutie regardless. Are you going to Tariumi's birthday?

Yes. Okay, we'll go together then. What is that? Tonight. I don't want to go with you. So you're not even doing your makeup for the pod? No, I'm doing it for the pod. I am.

You're such a liar. I am. It's insane. It's insane how much you lie. It's insane how much you attack us on your other podcasts. That's true. I don't even talk about you guys on that one. Yeah, right.

Okay. You know what? In her defense, I haven't seen a clip about us in at least a couple weeks. I did a social experiment though. I almost never repeat stories. And I repeated stories. I saw. Three times, actually.

I saw. Wait, when? I did it on Sweet and Sour, mostly because I was a last minute fill and I didn't know what else to talk about. But then I talked about it on Wine About It and I talked I did on sweet and sour mostly because I was a last-minute fill and I didn't know What else to talk about but then I talked about it on wine about it And I talked about on fear and and there are a few people that were like wait I saw this on three podcasts and I was like I like a stand-up comedian now You're gonna say repeating stories is a very common thing. Well, I like never do it I try to come up with something unique for both the pod

But like even I was on three and I was like I'm gonna try like committee mention comedians like Robin Williams would go On talk shows and he'd repeat the same bits Austin do you do you repeat your airport stories to other people as well? I when I have a story I tell everybody and then I forget who I've told and then I tell it again Did you see there was a turbulent turbulent flight where 25 people got injured? No, you mean South? Oh my god, you're not even on your yo tapped in tapped in We pilot planes now No, both of them are done. She does have a girly talk and he's not up on the plane. Well, no Ever since the air India crash I'm done talking about planes with you guys. I I record separate videos on the

Doesn't even know that there was a massively turbulent the massively turbulent flight that you're discussing probably was something that came across your feed that happened months ago You want back? All right, Austin. Oh man, will I've been noticing somebody's a little bit stinky Who's that Hassan piker? You know why he's not stinky? Or you know why he's stinky? Wait, is he not stinky? No, he is stinky. Sorry. You've confused me now. No, I can confidently say he's stinky. And you know why he's stinky? Why? Because he doesn't use Mando. Oh, that's right. He, you know what he can benefit from? Mando's four in one acidified. What's Mando cleansing bar? Mando's four in one acidified. What is acidifying? Well, it's a shampoo face wash, body wash and deodorant all in one bar.

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What, what? Then pull it up. Pull it up Marsh. Turbulent flight injures patrons. I don't, I don't think this is something. I think it's like 26 or even more than that. Did this happen today? We'll find out.

You made a bet. Oh, five hours ago! No. Oh, no! 25, 25 people to the hospital. Oh my God! I can't believe I haven't seen this. I mean, it happens five hours ago.

You are so confident. Dude, you know what it is? It's because we're locked in. We're fly bros. We're aviation experts, dude. And you know why that is? Because we have flown and he hasn't. No, exactly.

Filthy groundy. Are you okay? Are you okay, groundy? You fine over there? Severed service truck, a Delta flight from Salt Lake City to Amsterdam on Wednesday, sending service carts and unbelted passengers into the air, forcing an emergency landing in Minnesota

where 25 people on board were taken to hospitals. Delta 56, holy fuck, I've flown on Delta 56 before from Salt Lake to Amsterdam, I've done it before. Oh my God, that's so, look folks. So you lost a bet. What was the bet? You just made it. What?

With me? I didn't know, this is the, no, they forced it. You should wanna bet. That? Oh, I didn't know. This is the no, they forced it. Wanna bet that's said wanna bet you, you indicate on the tape back. You indicated the beginning of a bad. Yes. We kiss the ground. Okay.

All right, folks. Turbulence is the end. They were never in danger of crashing, but the most dangerous turbulence can be is you could just fall out of your seat and hit your head on the ceiling. That's the most dangerous, but you won't die unless you break your neck. Look at that rapid climb and descent. Yup. Go.

That hold on. Let me see. Now that, that, no, that, that is that. That's when they descended 1,350 feet. Yeah. But that will has literally done in 30 seconds. Yeah. It's a lot.

It's a lot. Well, it's done worse than that. So much so that the flight instructor had to take control over the yoke forcibly. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot. Will has done worse than that. So much so that the flight instructor had to take control over the yoke. Forcibly. Yeah. Well now that's another reason Cutie's not getting on an airplane. I'm gonna break this so bad. Do it. I can't. Cutie Murata's official, almost official, I think he did his first solo flight. Yeah. From San Diego to Santa Monica. I know he asked me when I was gonna fly with him. I said never. Okay, so I brought a bunch of topics and because everyone else is No, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm surprised you need me. Do you want me now? No, I got one other that I want to talk about that was really cute. You just tell me when you need me

I'm ready. I went suit shopping with Marat for his wedding and it was why did a song go? Busy I was on that's your brother. I was dying. I'm not the stepbrother He's the brother of the other stepped up. No, I was dying. I'm not the step brother. He's the brother of the other stepped up. No, I was literally dying. I got my I got my tooth taken out because I had a I had an implant put in and the implant didn't hold one of them did the other one didn't and so they had to literally take it out and Re-carve the entire thing down to the bones. It was incredibly painful. I was dying. Why don't you take narcotics?

Pain medication. I'm stupid. I don't like to take pain medication. I mean, okay. I'm good now. I'm fine now. I mean, I think you should take pain medication. Are you afraid to take pain medication?

It's too late now. Well, okay. Go ahead. I'm sorry for your pain. Go ahead. No, it was very cute. Marat and I went shopping. We tried on like 20 different tuxes. He looked so handsome. Sweet. Yeah, I was there with... Are you in the... Are you like... Are we supposed to wear a certain outfit to the wedding? I didn't know you were invited.

I'm at the wedding, yeah. You were invited to the wedding? Yeah. Hold on. You all can't. The old awesome one fell for that. But I sat next to, I don't know if you know her. I don't know. Hold on. I don't know if you know her, but I sat next to the bride to be at your birthday dinner. Whose name is? Um, wait, no way. Are you so for real? I'm sending this clip to Marat. Gotcha! Dude, that is so...

This is worse than GLAD awards! This is worse than GLAD awards! This is worse than GLAD awards! This is worse than GLAD awards! I am so... That's crazy. We should believe her name though, regardless. Yeah, that's why I didn't want to say it.

Shut the fuck up! You did not know! I have a massive brain fart, and I do Marat if you're watching this I knew name but Crazy cuz you didn't know her name and now you keep repeating it and we have to make Marge bleep this one whip purple Oh my god. I don't know if we can include that in the podcast I can't believe that I'm so that in the podcast. Oh yeah, we're doing it. No, that's funny. Oh, that's going in. I can't believe it. I'm so embarrassed. I've done this before.

I forget. No, I'm bad with names. I'm bad with names. No, but I know her. I sat next to her. You're making it worse. No, oh my god, I'm just so- I'm bailing you out.

I'm so sorry. Hey, it happens. It happens. I'm so sorry. Yeah, you're uninvited, I think. I'm so embarrassed. Why would you set me up? It totally happens.

That is cruel. They've only been together for like, what, six years. I'm so embarrassed. Why would you set me up? It totally happens. That is cruel. They've only been together for like what, six years? That is so cruel. I have forgotten the names of like cousins that I know. It's okay, you're fine. I'm so sorry, I've had a brain fart. Cousins is crazy. I am, I'm so embarrassed.

Okay, anyway. This is so, we'll breeze right by. Anyway, I sat next to her at the birthday birthday dinner and I we talked about the guest list and me and Christian are going nice my Christian and I but are we supposed to coordinate a suit? I know no no no there's no suit coordination at all, but it is gonna be very warm Yeah, yeah, we need to, we need to get somewhere to stay. I know we talked about getting an Airbnb because I need a kitchen because I'm making the cake. Oh, you are making the cake.

Yeah. I am so I'm also making a cake. Really? Yeah. Okay. Good luck. No, I was asked to. They were worried that you were going to let them down was what he said.

Yeah, that is a common meta with Cutie. Good luck. That and also stealing forks. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, we all saw the clip. What the fuck is wrong with you? Have you been stealing my forks? I've never been to your home, so absolutely not.

Yes, you have. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Yeah, we know you like stealing. You steal everything. Wait, Cutie, you're supposed to be stealing. You're supposed to be stealing. I haven't been there's anything wrong with it. Yeah, we know you like stealing. You steal everything. Wait, Judy, you're supposed to be stealing. Why? I haven't been to your new home. Did you steal forks from my old home?

No, I've only been there twice. You said it weird. You said no weird. I'll be honest, I think it's an environmentally conscious decision, QT. Yeah. Because the more forks- Imagine I get a plastic, then I have to throw it away.

Yeah, exactly. Plastic, number one, has to throw it away. Number two, she's taking forks out of your home. So you're not running the dishwasher Plastic you want me to get BPA you want me to die with your fucking? You want me to freaking go home hungry and not eat Yes, but I have to hang out with you extra while I eat I I'd rather just eat on my way home. I think of this eating and driving. Yeah Drinking I've thrown away your silverware. I Can't help that one

Toss it in the trash. What do you want me to do dig through it? I don't know why you would Okay, cutie stalls an entire collection of silver and I throw away one fork and all of a sudden on the fucking When you eat Leave it in the bag. You just throw the bag first thing. I fucking forgets moron's fiancee's name This is not my fucking episode captain socialism Socialism, I am merely taking ownership of the means of consumption. You almost nailed it, is production.

Yeah, she changed it. But also, but also, Cutie, this is a cooperative corporation. Yes, so we all share the forks. You don't even understand. But you're stealing them. You don't even understand. But no, we share them. That's not sharing. Cutie, you can have the force. You don't even understand. You're stealing them. You don't even understand. But no, we share them.

That's not sharing. You can still have them back. Cutie! What? You are practicing socialism and you literally don't understand it. If every time someone asks you about the situation, like the pay structure, you're like, oh, I don't know. They just like give me money.

I think I hate it. I hate those guys. That's actually socialism. I like that they give me money. Thinking my force is not. I think I have you been noticing? You didn't know until actually something. I like that they give me money. Taking my forks is not. I think, well, have you been noticing? You didn't know until the clip. You haven't known until the clip.

And the only reason I know which forks are yours is because they're ugly. Yeah, no one is gonna notice that their forks are being stolen out of their home by their friends because that's insane. How many? Yeah, that's like, that was confusing. That's like an Austin thing.

That's like finding out that someone's been leaving pubes in your bed Like they didn't notice how could you care? It's like no what you're doing is crazy. We could do that Leaving pubes. Don't give them ideas I just I Marks explicitly wrote socialism is being friends with Hassan and stealing his shit. I Mean I have been on the steal from Hassan train for a long time. I did. You're welcome to steal from me. If you want to come to my house. I have a lot. I have a beautiful house and a beautiful car. We should do a stream where we go to his house and please come

visit me. Oh no, we're going to the one in LA. Fine. Still whatever. There's nothing left. Oh no, we're going to the one in LA. Fine. Still, whatever. There's nothing left. Wow. That got depressing. There's nothing fucking left. This city has stolen everything from me. I've been here for two fucking weeks. I walked out front and my fucking recycling bin was gone. How the fuck does that even happen? What the fuck is with this city? I told you where the city was like you're like no no no I have to live in the Abbey's backyard no I know like that's a lot that's yes I know people are stealing everything it's

a lot of me I've lost everything yes it's the gays somebody stole my fucking I ordered a USB cord stolen done wait you know this already from my situation like yeah I know when you leave the I didn't even leave it I was just god forbid I come home an hour or two later. It's foot traffic. It's a city This is how it works. Okay, big dog. You don't live in the suburb Socialism I guess so

Now imagine it was a fork what multiple he likes it I think you know what they do with the USB cable. They probably threw it in the trash just like you did to his pork. That's bring back your forks When when I have enough to make sense to bring them back It's crazy to me Like five that's not that many. So many forks? It's just you in this house. You don't need that many.

Six is a set. Exactly. So I have to wait till I get to six. Till he has no forks left. And then it's worth the trip. He has like 18 forks. Oh my, you counted them? You're like, oh.

I was like, he's got forks to spare. Have you been noticing your forks gone missing? No. He didn't know. No, I didn't. I didn't notice it. Cause my mom always takes- See, the forks went to somebody in need. His mom your forks gone missing? He didn't know. No, I didn't. I didn't notice it. Cause my mom also thinks- See, the forks went to somebody in need. His mom takes forks.

My mom will sometimes come into my house and will literally be like, Oh yeah, I'm taking all of your cucumbers. I'm like, what? And she's like, yeah, I ran out. I'm like, okay. See? People use me like a pantry.

I believe, I believe when you, when your friends come over to your home, I believe that they should be able your friends come over to your home. I believe that They should be able to steal from you. Yeah, so like I can take whatever you ever visited my home This is a very I don't it's not like we steal your clothes or your underwear You used to literally steal my jewelry. I can't Close that's your jewelry. That's much different. Your honor, last time you came to my house, you stole a pan. One time, I did a Uno tournament, 100 Thieves,

and it was sponsored by this company. I hosted it. Yeah, you hosted it, and I won, I think, $10,000 with a Bitcoin in the Uno tournament. And I just gave it to Will. It's in his Cash App right now. I don't know if he ever sold it, but I feel like if it was still around at this point,

I'd probably have like 40 grand in his pocket. Burning a hole in his God damn Cash App wallet. Easy, and he's got that money and he can move it around safely because Cash App is built for the way. Cash App is built for the way you and your friends move and save money. The other day I bought some street Labooboos with my cash app.

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A pan? Yep, your cake was in it. No, you brought it. There's a cash app. legal slash podcast for full disclosures. A pan? Yep. Your cake was in it. No, you brought it. No, I gave it to you and you took it home. A pan? I don't know. Tres Leches cake.

Wait, wait, wait. It was in a casserole dish. Wait, you gave that to me. Well, it's kind of like the same thing. You come here all the time. You can get it back. It's true. This is, you know, she, she, she.

I can't. You stole it. It's not worth a trip yet. Once you get five, it. It's true. This is, you guys are- I can't, you stole it. It's not worth a trip yet. Once you get five, it's worth a trip. What is happening? Six, I mean. Okay, okay. Girly Pop.

Ready? I'm ready. Okay, we have a new segment. Whoa. No, it's a new segment. What's it called? It's not Girly Pop Nation. We need a new jingle.

I know, so you think about it. Is it Burly Pop Nationly pop nation we need a new jingle i know so you think about it is it burley pop nation what do you think what would that be about for men what's the name of it it's not gonna work it needs like a new vibe it's called qtv I'm not done yet. It doesn't do the TV. Why are you a rockabilly? Why are you a rockabilly? It just feels like it went a little long. Divine inspiration.

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do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do It's like Austin and like 11 Japanese salary men that are keeping rockabilly alive right now There's one japanese fan right now with a leather jacket is like I like it. It's a good one right? Cutie tv, okay cutie cutie tv. Unfortunately, I'm trying to make my slideshow today, which i'm really sad about but the concept is I tell you about the tv show that I watched this week. Oh!

You're gonna like it! That's not a segment. Yes it is, because you don't watch the shows I watch. You don't know that. Oh yeah? Yeah. Tell me about the DCC cheerleaders making the fucking team, bitch.

Oh my God, that was so crazy. The drama between Brooke and Ashley. No, no. Oh my Lord. There's literally no one on the team named Brooke or Ashley. You fucking. I thought you saw that person. No, no, no.

Like how? There's not one person. There's not one Ashley. Not one Ashley. There's not one Brooke. How is there not one Brooke or Ashley? That's what I thought. What do you want to hear about it?

What are the names? We want to hear about it. Oh, there's Katie. Anna. There's Shandy. There's Reese. There's Shandy. There's Reese. There's fucking Kelsey.

There's Marie Claire. There's I thought it would be cool. Like a little background as you're doing it. Okay. So just try it out the whole time. No, no, just try it. I just want to see. Okay, so picture this. You're going to like this. It's perfect. Okay. We like it already. You freaking hate it. I had an idea for a segment too, but I want to wait. You got to tell us. You haven't

told us. I feel I feel dumb now. The jingle. No cutie. The jingle is too fucking good. We have to do this. No one thinks the jingle is goodie the jingle is too fucking good We have to do this no one thinks the jingle is good the jingle is it's an instant classic It's an instant classic cutie walking cutie into this new segment because the jingle is insane You have to do this. Okay. I thought you guys would like it. I mean to it I like nothing is happening. You got to tell us that said me first I'm into okay Marsh pull up a picture of DCC making the team Netflix Okay, this is on Netflix if you guys don't know this is a second season the concept is Dallas Cowboy cheerleader They're the hottest girls in the freaking nation

Just cuz I know you guys need something on the screen not a too. Not one Brooke. God, Ashley. We should stream with the DCC. Yes we should. Would you fly to Dallas? No, but maybe they would come here. Okay, so we need to talk about something. There was season number one. It was famous.

Thunder. ACDC. Not only do I know it, IDC. No one fucking watched it. Yes. They do the dance. Not only do I know it, I've been in the locker room before. Jump split. No, I went to go do a stream with the Dallas Cowboys and I got to hang out in their locker room. Okay. It was cool.

Well, notoriously, no one can really last past six seasons being a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader because it fucks up your hips so bad that you have to get hip surgery. You rage out. Yeah. Is it like Cinderella at Disneyland? No, well, sure. But the biggest thing is you don't have to replace your hips after you work at Disneyland. Like they have to get knee surgery because they have to do jump splits at the every single day. You know how much pressure that is? Well, it's crazy. And their

high kicks have to be so freaking high. It's crazy stuff. Okay. So season one comes out on Netflix and it takes a nation by surprise. Everyone's doing TikTok dances. I swear to God, if you yawn during the DCC segment, I will shoot you in the face with a shotgun. I was not. Okay.

So season one center. I was in awe. I was going, Oh, like crazy that their hips get replaced. Season one centered around mostly this. If you go up that picture of that really pretty girl, see that one. Yeah. That this is Reese. She's incredible. She's the hottest girl on the team. She is a woman of God. She loves Jesus. Okay. She loves him. Are they all Christians? Uh, yeah.

Yes. Yes. She is a God fearing woman and it's incredible because when she dances, she is a sex kitten. And I mean that in the best way possible, she turns into something else. It's incredible stuff. She honors his name. So she, she, she auditions. She's incredible. She captiv his name. Yes. So she, she, she auditions. She's incredible.

She captivates millions. She introduces the world to her fiance at the time. Now her husband and they are mean. They say he is not cute enough for you. And she says that was me. Is he a man of God? He is a man of God. Can we get a picture of him?

You can, but don't be mean. Because that's not kind. I'm not going to mean. Well, he's her name is Reese Dallas Cowboy cheerleader her husband's name is will Will yeah, it's hot to me. Oh You can't say oh you can't say oh no I said oh No, you know, I think I could it could fuck

Go ahead keep going. I'll be honest, I think that, you know what? Oh, wait, go to this one. He seems. Instagram, one of the red ones. The red one? He seems. People were mean to him. He's very nice.

Great personality. He's cute, no, he's cute. Okay, now. Look, there he's cute right there. I need you to do, and this will be muted for YouTube, but I need you to do Reese Thunderstruck dance. You have to see this girl dance. Holy cow. I had a visceral reaction to him not because of the way he looks, but

the way he looks. Those remind me of like every young college Republican I've ever had the misfortunate. Yeah. Yeah. Surprise, surprise. Yes, they are. They are all they all men and women of God, you know, you got it. That means you have to look up Reese. Come on, on. Maybe go to her TikTok. Actually, actually that will do it. Go to her TikTok Reese TikTok Dallas Cowboy ShareLiter. Is she popping on TikTok? Yes.

So she, she was like main character last season because it was just like such a juxtaposition. You're like, what the heck? But then a lot of people found her social media. One second. Oh, there we go. Oh, God. That first. I don't know one of them.

Oh, yeah. That first one is fine. Look at. Oh, God. Look at her go. Yeah, she's incredible. She's an icon. Dear Jesus.

She's just gorgeous. OK, that wasn't. I know it was enough. OK, it was enough. OK, just a little news. She's incredible. She's captivating. Honestly, who does want to see more of Reese? That's how Reese is. Reese is captivating more. Show us more while cutie talking. This is making me pay more attention to the story. I think she's a beautiful. What do you mean? I'm a visual learner. As I am. Okay, I think she's a beautiful woman.

She is beautiful. She's captivating. However, people found during the offseason her liking posts about defunding Planned Parenthood. Oh, she's a child of God. Yes, she is a child. Look at that. Oh, wow. Incredible stuff.

She don't need Planned Parenthood to get an abortion. And she's a child of God. Yes, she has a child. Look at that. Oh, wow. Incredible stuff. She don't need Planned Parenthood to get an abortion. She can just do that. That's fucking crazy. We caught that on three cameras. That's crazy. That's crazy. They have four cameras.

Oh my God. She's very incredible, but they definitely did a backseat on Reese in this year's season two. Wait, because woke got her. I think woke might've gotten her and she's gotten so famous on her own that she was able to quit her full-time job and instead just does social media. This wasn't a full-time job.

So that's the other thing you guys should know. Are they paid? Nothing. That's $500 a game. Oh my God. And then treated like 15 to $20 an hour for practices, which keep in mind It's only part-time even though it's practice every single night for like two to three hours How much how much practice so they end up making about?

$37,000 a year for a season season one then there's others in training. Yeah They should pay them way more especially after getting a multi-million dollar Netflix deal. Yeah, okay Dallas Cowboys probably gets like IP like license money. Oh, did they get do they oh yeah? Did they get a cut from the net? No ladies Do you ever want to see if your boyfriend's cheating on you? Yeah, yeah the time says so what you can do is get a new mobile line for a great, great price.

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cement mobile for details. So it reminds me, it is giving, I don't know if you guys know this, but do you remember girls next door? Yes. It was, it was this crazy thing that, so if you don't know the history of playboy, essentially playboy was this pinnacle of Hollywood, the sex symbol, the score just, Ooh, everyone wants to go to the parties, blah, blah, blah. But then in like the eighties, nineties, it kind of became like a trashy heroin and like between your toes type situation. Like it got it got nasty there.

It got the scars. It got scary. It got crazy. And then somebody in that. So then in order to get attention and kind of bring money back to the brand because they were running our money, Hugh Hefner, Who is really fucking old and disgusting by the way not forgiven? Starts going out with multiple girlfriends being seen at clubs with multiple girlfriends, right? And so it becomes a spectacle So all of a sudden people are interviewing their back

They're back in the media in like a positive not necessarily a positive way, but in an interesting way. So then comes the Show I wasn't on MTV. It was on one of one of them. But fun fact, I've been to the girl next door. I've been to the, to the playboy mansion. Oh, the one across the street. That was like being actually sold at the time. And me and my uncle, chunk Weigert went together and visited the house. It looked like shit. Yeah, it's crazy. And it was in a dire state.

Hugh Hefner was also like a hoarder, like he would. He also would like keep blackmail on people. He was a nasty, nasty guy. We don't like him. But we do like women owning their sexuality, which he did help with until he stole it away and profited off of it, which was cringe. Anyway, but so long story short, they start the girls next door on VH one. It blows up. You've got Holly Madison, you've got Bridget, you've got Kendall or Kendra. Sorry, it was Kendra. Yeah, Kendra. And they're the three main girlfriends. And they're part of the show. Girls Next Door. It brings millions and millions of dollars. And even to the point that there are casinos like in casinos in Vegas have slot machines that are girls next door theme. They're selling bobbleheads. They're selling merch. They're like, Playboy is back, baby. You know, who didn't make any money from that girls, the girls, all of their likeness was being used without their like, you know in without them profiting in any way

It wasn't until I think like season five that Holly Madison was like, wait a second. She pushed back long story short She leaves by season six like she's gone. She's like no, I'm not being taken advantage of this Like so it got crazy. It got nasty Essentially that is how I feel DCC is doing to these cheerleaders Is there getting a multi-million dollar Netflix deal? And it shows because you know what? So, so Dallas Cowboys, just like any other football team, they have preseason, right? You know, and usually that's when they do the friends and family night for players and also the cheerleaders.

So they can bring people notoriously. It's a preseason game. The stadium is fucking empty. Okay. This year preseason game. The stadium's fucking empty. Okay. This year preseason game full to the nines. Thunderstruck starts playing. Everybody is locked in the audience is louder. Now they're there for the fucking girls because they just had this Netflix show that went crazy. It went viral. Like it has brought back the Dallas Cowboys in a way that they haven't had in years brought back the Dallas

Come on in a way to not I'm talking about the Dallas Cowboys. No, no, she's got she's got She's got a point cuz like you know the Dallas Cowboys It's exactly it's funny because like that statement is Pissing off so many Texans in a way that you don't even know but you're but you're right The Dallas Cowboys haven't been pushing the way they used to. For the record, like making the team was a Dallas Cowboys. Like you got to think about consumerism to the girly pops, right? So you know who did it? Well, fucking the Kansas city chiefs, because we were talking about it because of,

because of Taylor Swift. And so, you know, the best thing that Cowboys could have done to get the norm, the normal girly pops talking about them was bringing back DCC. Like, so making the team was normally on like country music television years ago and it was captivating and horrible. And you know, Kelly and Judy, the two like directors there would call girls fat and say they couldn't make the team because they needed to lose 10 pounds was crazy because everyone was a size zero. Yeah. It was a crazy, crazy show. It will do anyway, but so bringing it back, I think was a genius move. Yeah, it was a crazy, crazy show. It will do anyway.

But so bringing it back, I think, was a genius move. However, it's crazy that the girls like make no money off of it and they still don't make money of it. Yeah. However, they were getting five hundred dollars a game and that was exposed last season. So this season coming back, all of them are talking about, wow, everybody. Like America is saying that we don't make enough money, right? Sometimes you don't know until everyone tells you.

I got an idea. OK, I'm going to solve the Dallas Cowboy Girls by going in undercover as a cheerleader. That's what salting is. OK, with a union. OK, and you're actually getting on a job site, not with the purpose of like getting a job, but with the purpose of like getting a job but with the purpose of unionizing labor forces like secret agents. How the fuck are you gonna get there's a bunch of conservative MAGA women. No, no. Hassan you're gonna be proud of me because I noticed I said the same thing I'm sitting there by

myself. Wait you came up with the idea of salting? I said let's I said well I could be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Brilliant. I can't. You can't do that. You do this. You look like you got the look. Can you? You're the nicest thing you ever said to me. Blonde and you look racist. I take it back. Well, you are Mormon.

I mean, you will. There have been the incidents on the podcast. Yeah. Where you are. And you avoid every episode where we have a minority. Yeah. You are noticeably have some from episodes where there's black or brown guys on. I you should ignore them and continue speaking. Tell them I'm speaking. I'm speaking. Thank you.

Okay. I mean, you just you just told a brown man that he shouldn't speak. Yeah. It's kind of deeper in that narrative. You too. She's like, I've got my eyes on you. I gay doesn't protect you. Yeah.

She's like, see how scary that is for white folks. I'm gonna try to you know He's Lebanese again And I'm like surely they're gonna unionize they have to unionize yeah But so the proud of you the thing is the thing that they say and they tell the girls this of course They tell the girls this you need us more than we need you. The thing is the thing that they say and they tell the girls this, and of course they tell the girls this, you need us more than we need you. No, there's a union bus. There's a line of girls out the door

that would be a DCC cheerleader. All the girls know this. So they're going into audition, the veterans. So keep in mind, like I said, veteran, usually you tap out at six years, like six years is a lot. Usually people tap out at five or four. And so it's crazy.

They had a few six years and five years going back in and they're like ready to be veterans. And they're talking, they're like, listen, we cannot bring a pay until we make the team because if we say it during auditions, they'll cut us. So they're like whispering about it. I'm like, yes, bitches, go, go, you got this. You know, I'm like, you're gonna unionize.

It's gonna be crazy. And so sure enough, by the way, thousands of people audition for the DCC, right? Like it's crazy. Every girl who grew up in Texas yes exactly me I didn't make it but I didn't know what we should all submit videos this year I doubt it but you can try they have mailed you I don't know not the DCC I'd be a Minnesota Vikings cheerleader I don't think you have a cheerleading core. Yeah, we do I bet Christian could yeah Christian Christian could make it

Use Christian as a little sleeper sound Brilliant he would we would bring him up to you would he would bring a real energy He can dance. He's got a dollar part of energy to you. We could really put him in some boots He's from like a racist county in Florida. Nice, that'll play. He understands. That's good. He understands what he's about.

You gotta be a little racist. Literally. Okay. Fucking. Yeah, you just talk shit. Well, you can mute that. What are they gonna do? Go find where he lived?

I don't know. Oh, I guess he doesn't live there anymore. You know what I mean? So there's a few subplots, but this one I wanna focus on, okay? And we'll touch on some other ones in a little bit So essentially there's a longest segment. We've ever done. Are you mad? No, I love it. Thank you. Okay Okay, so I can't now I'm insecure no Overthink so much but in her defense you just said this is the longest segment

Well, I say that because I'm supposed to be the bad guy and she's gonna I mean reshits on my American The segment is killing it. No, you've got a great jingle. We've got a great segment. Let's keep going No, you're supposed to be Go again, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, but we can't do it again because we got to wait to the end. Okay Anyway, so much you want to do it at the end. So got to close it out. There's this thing called train essentially you audition, you video audition, and then a bunch of girls get flown out to do an in-person audition. Okay. Then from there, only 42 gets selected for a two week training cab where they don't get paid by the way. They do not get paid and they

are working out every single day. They're learning dances in literally a night and then they have to perform them. And if they don't do their kick, right, they're getting yelled at. It's like crazy stuff. So, so at this two week training camp, they take the 42 girls and they get it down to 36. So they're just cutting people. Right? And so that's why everyone's like, no, we can't talk about, like we can't talk about pay or whatever until we make the team. So then fast forward, the 32 make the team, right? Finally, they're like, okay, we got everyone like, this, we got everyone like this is good. Nobody sign your contract. They're saying nobody sign your contract.

So they're doing it. They're doing it. We're so excited. They get on a zoom call with all the girls. They're like, nobody sign your contract. Nobody sign your contract. They're like, okay, but the film there's got to be scabs. So wait. So, so then they have the veterans. So like five veterans go and have the meetings with the lawyers. Okay. Because Kelly and Judy, who are the directors of the DCC, they, they're like, you can't talk to us.

Like talk, they just kind of like, you got to talk to the hires up. So surely enough, the veterans go talk to the lawyers and HR or whatever. And they- Wait, they went directly to the- I know. They went to the company they messed up instead

of going to like a like an entertainment facing like I don't know what it would be what unions already have like unionized but it would be like a players union potentially they could do it with the players. All right, let her let her continue. So I have to figure out this girl's name really really quick. But one of the girls Jada like, she's like one of the main veterans. This is her fifth year, but there's one specific girl who's kind of being a little more skittish, no attitudey.

Like she is being a little more so essentially, well, they went to the meeting, they came back defeated. They get back on their zoom call and of course, and they're like, they told us that there's just a line of girls outside that'll take our spot. Like we don't know what to do besides, besides maybe we all stage a walkout on Wednesday. So they're all, this is like a Monday and they're like collective action. Good. Exactly. They're like, let's all stage a walkout on Monday, whatever, you know, on, or on Wednesday, whatever, like two weeks from now. Um, let me, I got to find this girl's name cause it's, I'm not not gonna do her justice if it doesn't one second Brack DCC

Will you Marsh? Maybe you can pull it faster than me DCC Netflix season 2 cast list It's the only girl's name that I can't remember It's driving me crazy Cast oh No, it only shows Judy. Where's the fucking cheerleaders? I literally don't know. It might have been. OK, I'm sorry, girl. You did great with stuff, but. Gabe, look it up after the fact and cut out that entire piece of downtime. Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

I can't find her crediting the cheerleader here. I know it's not the first four. It's not these girls. I know all these girls face. Does brown hair, blue eyes. She's like, gorgeous. It's not whatever. Wait, actually, I know exactly what girls' face. She has brown hair, blue eyes, she's gorgeous, it's not, oh, whatever. Wait, actually, I know exactly what to Google, sorry.

This is important. There was an article last year about Dallas Cowboys. Wait, don't leak it. No, you're gonna leak. From last year, this is not this season. I know, it's gonna be, because it's recorded a year past, so wait. No, no, no, this article's written about the first season,

urging them to unionize. Oh, okay, okay, no, no. This article is written about the first season urging them to unionize. Oh, okay. From the defector and they make the convincing case is a message for the this year's. Yeah, this is from the defector. They're a great outlet. Is a message for this year's Dallas Cowboys cheerleader candidates only is time to download signal and start a union. I watched that Netflix Docs series America's Sweethearts and I can't stop thinking about

how Dallas Cowboys chief brand officer and Executive Vice President Charlotte Jones said, even though they make like $500 a game, these women don't become DC for the money. Rather, according to Jones, they have a passion for dance. There are not a lot of opportunities in the field of dance to get to perform at an elite level. It is about being a part of something bigger than themselves. I can't believe this was the best media training the daughter of a billionaire could get, but I'm sure she doesn't do her job for the $1.5 million salary either.

Look, I know you're going to say you can't start a union because those just fire you and replace you with 36 more compliant women. First of all, that's illegal. Amanda. As much as the team may insist that it's a family, it's not. It's a job. Second, I understand that you don't want to rock the boat. That is the trouble with highly coveted roles.

They can pay you pennies just for the privilege of being part of the team. I get it, I'm a journalist. Third, isn't the whole point of America's Sweetheart that you have to have a perfect, ineffable mix of skill, charisma, beauty, and flexibility to earn a spot on the team? You found it?

Yes. Okay, I was pulling for time. Sorry, okay, Amanda Howard. So essentially they all go into this and they're like, it's going to be good. What you guys don't know is you get paid $500 for a game, but you also get paid $500 for like an appearance on like Good Morning America or like charity events or whatever. So it's they're like planning this walk out on whatever day, like two weeks from now or whatever. But then on like, I think it was like a week later or

something that they're planning on a Wednesday, Amanda notices that she's not getting booked on like any of the other events, right? So she schedules a meeting with Kelly and Judy, the directors, and she goes in there. And Amanda in the Zoom call, she was like this big spearheader where she was like, ladies, we have to do a walkout. She was like, ladies, we have to do a walkout.

They need us more than we need them. Like she is saying that she's like, if we all walk out, they can't just replace us. They have a game in two weeks. Like we have to do a walkout. They need us more than we need them. Like she is saying that she's like, if we all walk out, they can't just replace us. They have a game in two weeks. Like we have to do it. Amanda Howard. So I don't know her IG, but. I found it.

So then, so then they sit her down. She's with Kelly and Judy and she's sitting there. And she's like, Hey, I noticed I haven't been booked on these. Scroll down. They're like, Hey, I noticed I haven't been booked on these. Scroll down. Um, they're like, Hey, Hey, I noticed I haven't been booked on these things. And Kelly and Judy straight up or Kelly straight up says, well, I heard that you need us more than we need you. So, and then Amanda, as anyone would in that situation immediately buckles. She's like, no, I'm so sorry.

Like I love this organization. I don't want to leave like the whole walkout falls apart because of this. Okay. This is why unionizing is incredibly difficult. And it's a process that needs to be handled by like at least one person that like knows what they're doing. And that's why it's usually more successful when you rely on like a national football season starts in a few weeks. Let's unionize the DCC. No, I'm not even kidding. I already I already reached out to a labor reporter friend of mine. Let's do it. You may have started something.

I know. I think because I was watching and I was like, they need to unionize. This is organic. Like this is really interesting that this happened without this happened without like outside interference because under normal circumstances you have like a salt or something. Yeah. And but it's really hard. I can't make the squad or usually I can't be the salt knowledgeable someone who is knowledgeable

on the on the the workplace conditions but knowledgeable about like unionization will usually kickstart the process. You get names, you get cards. And then you usually, you will try and link up with like a national organization so they can give you this legal counsel, this legal guidance, because just like the defect article correctly reported on, it is illegal for them to fire you for wanting to unionize. They can't fire you and then replace you.

That's illegal under the NLRB or the National Labor Relations Act. So for that reason, a lot of companies will just try to lie to you. Yeah, you're replaceable. Yeah, they bullied them. But it is. But this just like how we talked about wrestling last week with Hulk Hogan's passing, Rest In Piss Hulk Hogan, which I wanna talk about later,

is the reason why. Do you guys wanna fuck with Austin? Oh yeah. When he gets back, I'll do a different outro for QTTV and just pretend like you fucking love it. Okay. Okay. But in any case, this is why it's really important because there's no other way that you can advocate for your own, for your own work conditions outside of collective bargaining.

And the only way you can do that is through unionization. Okay. So essentially the whole walkout falls apart. Like they give up all the girls. Jada was another one of the main girls. She, she gives up. Everyone just gives up and they just take it and they just do the season and you know, well, no, no, no. Well, so the Cowboys don't go to like kind of bad season last year. They're real bad season. So it's kind of a bad season. There's also other subplots, bad things that happen, which we can touch on on the Patreon. But, um, the biggest thing is you should know at the end of the DCC season, you have to let Kelly and Judy know if you're trying out next year by coming in and turning

in your uniform, you can either put your uniform on. Yes, I'm trying out or no, I'm not trying out. Okay. So the girls go in and the girls that have only done it one year, they're always saying yes, because their hips are still working. The girls that have been there four years, they're like, uh, sometimes they'll be like, I got one more year. And maybe, you know, and it's like, yeah, but then the other girls like they're like sobbing. So it's been six years and they're like, I have to have surgery. One girl came in on crutches because she just had a hip replacement. Oh my God. And she's like, I will not be trying out like, you know, and so, so then Amanda comes in who's only done it three years.

So she should be trying out. And she sits down with them and she's like, honestly, like I finished my solo. I'm ready for my tryout and however many months, but I realized that ever since we had that conversation about pay, I was treated differently. And I just like, I hate how I feel when I'm here and I don't feel valued anymore. And I feel like I'm a problem. And so, no, I'm not gonna try out. She should have, she should have went back in for it.

They iced her, they iced her and they separated her. And it's now a warning for everyone else that would probably try to unionize. Yeah. That's like the user as an example. Yeah, so then she feels awful. She says, no, she's not trying out. And also what happens after that, they have an end of year banquet.

So everyone's ever said yes or no. So they go to the end of your banquet. Amanda doesn't go, I believe. I could be wrong on that. Some of the girls don't go because the vibes are weird. Like Katie on it doesn't go because that's another story. But but at the end of the year banquet, they announce, no, they announce a raise of how much? So, uh,

they say it was by 400%. 400% they were so criminally underpaid. It was 500 times 400%. Apparently 20, they didn't get five times four. So they say they make $75 an hour now, but I will say one of the girls like commented on tick tock because someone was like, oh, so are they like they making 70 K a year or something like that. And she's like, I wish I was making 70 K a year. So I think it's still, I think it was maybe exaggerated on Netflix. We're not sure.

And maybe their contracts got reworked that they can't talk about. Hey, we're not sure. They should be getting at least five grand. They don't have healthcare either, we know that. Healthcare, no healthcare? But those hips are exploding. Yeah, but, and that was a weird thing. So when none of them wanted to sign their contracts, the DCC was like, well, you don't have to sign a contract if you show up to practice, that's you accepting, essentially, which was weird.

So anyway, but, so they all got a raise, which is crazy because Amanda, who is the main one that got iced out, she's not gonna get the raise because They treated her fucking weird and so she's not trying out again And so I'm sad for Amanda even the mere threat of unionization hey Amanda. Do you want to come on the pod? Amanda do you want to come on the pod yeah? We'll recharge to her what okay, Amanda you deserved better, but that is it here are the three

segment for the girlies that are listening for the girlies that are listening, for the girlies that are listening, the three options for nationally recognized labor unions that you can contact are Unite Here, American Guild of Variety Artists, and the SEIU's Allied Entertainment and Multi-Services Division. You can also contact, and as I suggested earlier, the NFL Players Association as well well which represents the NFL players

But might be a helpful starting point for navigating a relationship with the league Yeah, you need a lot of coordination is a difficult endeavor. I really love the segment, but I've been working on some little Qt TV it's what you're watching TV. It's what you're watching. I love that. So much better. That's good. Why aren't you clapping? That was so good. I fundamentally disagree. I think that I think we really had a winner at the beginning of the episode. I really do. I thought, I really thought we were all on the same page. But it than girly yours was really close to girly pop theme song and it's kind of it's different But but hold on but let me let me tell you

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