Fear& - HE SCAMMED US | Fear&

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

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Oh, my back! Did I mention I'm gay? This is a hate crime, I think. I'm gonna need a free room. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the fear and podcast final, the final episode of the fear and podcast in this iteration, because it is the last week where we have to bullshit our way through content until cutie Cinderella blesses us. She, she comes down to LA and rescue. Well, this is the fucking last boys episode. We're taking our dicks out on this one. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Behind the paywall at patreon.com slash. I love that. Yeah. I love digs out flopping, put it on the table. No fluff. I don't know if it can fit on the table. Yeah, my so big Austin jawbreaker We're doing we're doing penis talks farts

Speaking of which yeah, I put that clip out. Yeah, I know where yeah a lot of people were on team Austin Yeah, they were they were like, oh such an logical conclusion when you talk about breaking somebody's jaw immediately big penis If anybody agreed with you, they, those are paid comments. You know, he's, he hired a bot farm in Indonesia, which is going to be struck by a guy in Bangladesh who was like, I don't know why I'm writing that this is a logical conclusion, but look, this is my formative opinion. I am John living in Iowa, Kansas. I have rupees. Did you have to pay? I don't know. I'm just learning that there's a bot

farm that I can pay for. How badly do you think the bot farm will be impacted by Trump's tariffs? Oh God, ha spea fucking tariffs, man. Jesus Christ. My portfolios in the toilet. Oh really? Yeah. Oh, you get me? I've been, I don't look at my portfolio. Let's get this out of the way. You lied to us. I okay. You fucking lied to us. What did I lie about? What did you know? Come on. Set a context. Show the viewers. You know what? What I'm reading. He's asking because he's lied so much. And he specifically is like, can you maybe scale it down? No, I'm building a coalition of supporters. Do you want to defend yourself?

Because there was no reason to lie. OK, so they are alleging that I lied to them about getting a place in LA months ago. No. Looking for a place in LA months ago. Yes. Looking for a place in LA months ago. Yes. So this is what happened. I hired an agent.

Well, I didn't hire them. I didn't pay them anything. But I talked to an agent and I said, I'd like to move down here. And then that's as far as I can. You revealed today that. I had never. Who was the agent?

Oh, one of the street twinks. That they were doing agenting on the side. It's like their side. It's like they're side. Never talk to an agent. No, they never talk to an agent. They were an agent. It was one of the street twinks that I went to Miami with. They're like, I'm selling real estate and I'm like five months

ago. This guy was like, it's only a matter of time guys looking at places right now. Got an agent on board moving to Los Angeles. You did like multiple episodes. I feel like, talking about how the agent was showing you properties. Wait, really? Yes.

Wait, hold on. We're gonna have to super cut this in because I don't know. I don't remember. I haven't looked at any properties. Today we're texting and he's like, this is the first time I've toured properties. And I was like, Austin, you've toured properties before? And he's like, no. And I was like, well, what about the agent? And he goes, well, I talked to some Twinks. I was like, Austin, you've toured properties before. He's like, no. And I was like, well, what about the agent? And he goes, well, I talked to some twinks. I well, you know, what that's in writing. Yeah, it is.

It is in writing, you know, marketing, real estate, and every time I was really sad and I were like this fraudulent bitch. Yeah, well, I am. Look, I do have news. I do have two appointments tomorrow. That's one at 10 and one at 1030. Is the agent gay? fraudulent bitch. Well, I am. Look, I do have news. I do have two appointments tomorrow, one at 10 and one at 1030. Is the agent gay? I have, honestly, I'm doing it myself. Did you, that's, that's fair. That's valid. I was going to say like, you know, did you meet them

in a real estate setting or at a bar? Did you have to put singles in their underpants. Look, I, I like, I only support gay business people like gay, like I support gay small businesses. Yeah. But you didn't support the twink. How long does it take to get your car repaired? My car. He's just like, look, well, look, I have to go to the BMW to get it. It's all it's a warranty thing. But when I'm outside of I own like when I I'm like, okay, I want to do real estate agent. Okay. So we go to the doctor, travel agent, travel dentist, travel agent. Well, I mean, honestly, I like that. I'm starting to think actually, I don't I don't support a lot of gay businesses. Now I'm starting to think that my personal trainer's straight, a personal trainer's straight gay is one you can find. I don't know. There's not, I don't know.

He's, he's like a big dude, you know? And I don't know. He was, he was good looking, big muscles. I said, fuck it. Close enough. You know, okay. I thought that wasn't a type anyway. A random gay doctor. And he's like, I went to the doctor the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Gay doctor. Gay doctor. His side hustle is that he's an anesthesiologist.

He gave me some ketamine. It's his hobby. It's his hobby. It's normal. So, um, yeah, I'm looking at a place. Look at places. We'll see. I'm going to do it.

Six months, six months, not from now, but six months. I'm going to start for six months. Yeah. I'm going do it six months. Six months, not from now, but six months. I'm gonna start for six months. Yeah. I'm gonna move my electric car down here. I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna fit right in. And the cats. And the cats. Bandit! Bandit! And, and bumper. I'm gonna throw them in a bag and just fly with them. If you need me to take bandit and bumper for a while, I will. Wait, what do you, what? No. When you're moving stuff in. No! I'm gonna get everything furnished. I want everything for I want it turnkey Okay I'm I don't want to move. I just want to show up like I'm showing it to a hotel. I want it all to be done Wait is that crazy?

Marsh just said is crazy. It's fine. Am I being unreasonable? No, I don't let's not dissuade him from moving tonight. No, it's good He's just a very low maintenance kind of guy And he just shows that every episode What is so low mate look what that's low maintenance everything's done for you. Yeah There's places like that. Yeah, I'm thinking townhouse. Yeah, two to three bedrooms. Sure All right, my two to three bedrooms. Sure. All right. My two to three bedrooms. How much do you foresee yourself spending on this? Eight grand. Maybe a month. Probably eight or a townhouse with three bedrooms. Yeah. West Hollywood in West Hollywood. Yeah.

Right above the Abbey. Walking distance. Are you out of your fucking mind? Good. What have you been? What are you? Okay, Zillow. What the fuck do you know about the prices about real estate? Because I fucking... Do you just scroll? I lived in West Hollywood for, and Will has as well, for a decade almost. I can't ease. I already got one. I already got... I'm looking at places in that price range tomorrow.

And they're eight grand? Yeah. Damn, the Trump economy is booming. Yeah, and I'm going to negotiate. They're going to be like, it's eight grand? Yeah. Damn. The Trump, Trump economy is. Yeah. And I'm going to, I'm going to negotiate. They're going to be like, it's eight grand a month. I'm going to say, hell no. It's not. You're going to haggle it. Yeah. I'm a haggle. Oh, I like it. Yeah. They're going to be like, it's eight grand a month. I said, hell no. I will not pay sticker. Yeah. I will not pay the sticker. I'm going to tell them it's not. No, it's not. You have a truly unique

way of understanding how this stuff works Do you think they're gonna tell me no? I'm gonna be well Listen you could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves So if anybody can handle their way into a fully furnished three-bedroom apartment in West Hollywood You so miss Emma go up to a town right? Yeah, it not even like a like a unit. It's not even an apartment. This is my plan. Okay. I'm gonna show up tomorrow Yeah, the rents like eight thousand something. I don't know what it is. Okay, I'm gonna show up and be like look

I love it. It's great. This has been on the market for 35 days, okay Clearly your price isn't Yeah 35 days clearly your price isn't working. Yeah, you were. Barely any time. Yeah. 35 days. Clearly your price isn't working. If you were to revenue to me. You're desperate. You're telling me he's desperate. I'll be like, look, this is what's going to happen.

I'm going to go. You got to go. You don't know what's going to happen when these tariffs hit. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to do that. No, this is what I'm going to say. Pretend you're the guy.

So you like the place. Love the place. OK. It's great. Love it. Everything fully furnished is exactly what I want. Awesome. All right. Okay. Here's the problem. It's $8,000 a month. Right. It's too much. Oh, okay. So would you like to look at

some of our lower? No, no, I want this one. Okay. I'd like this one. Wow. We're quite firm. No. Well, look, that's great. It's been on the market for 35 days. So here's the deal. This is what I'm gonna do. Not that long. I'll take it for seven. All right. I'll take it for seven.

If you don't accept that, I'll walk away. Here's my phone number. You call me in 30 more days when nobody else has picked it up. But at that point, I'm taking it for six, Okay. But I don't need that. At that point, I'm taking it for six, five. That's what you got. Seven now. See my dad did that back in 1993 when he bought a suburban.

Back when they used to buy homes with jelly beans. That's where I learned it from. That's where he learned it from. My dad did it in 93. Listen here, pal. That's where we were born. Yeah. It was an entirely different planet.

I'm going to pay $300 for this house? He told me this. He said the guy came up to him was like 18 grand for this suburban. And my dad said anybody with $18,000 will just go buy a new one. He said, I'll give you 13. Oh, so the comparison is not even a house. Yeah. And the guy, and the guy goes, no, I'm not. And my dad said, here's my number. Call me when you can't sell it. He called him 13,000 wrote the check. Boom. Cash. Wow. I almost want to be there tomorrow. Yes. You want to

come with me? I want to watch you haggle you want to watch because if you pay sticker price, I won't let you place Yeah The price is 8,000 you go. Well, sorry. I can't it. Here's my card. He goes, okay I it's a I'm gonna hold you to it. I'm gonna go no Austin. You can't do it. Get them down I know and then but sometimes it is really we'll just see how much I love it. Yeah. Cause I'm a little picky. No. But I'm not high maintenance.

No. I'm not high maintenance. No, definitely not. Does it come fully furnished? Yes. Yes, turnkey. TV's included, that's the other thing. I don't wanna buy a TV.

I don't know how to mount a TV. You know what I mean? You're, oh my God. Wait, you're renting a fully furnished apartment? Yeah. What's wrong with that? That's why it's, well, it's actually surprisingly not as expensive as I thought it would be

for the price point that you're mentioning and the location that you're mentioning. Also, I have- The furnished apartments are always gonna be super-marked up. Which I'm okay to play, because I have a place in Oregon. I'm not leaving it, I'm keeping it. I'm not moving any furniture.

Right. So I'm like, I just want to plug and play. Yeah, they even have silverware and plates and it's like an Airbnb So I'm ready to rock and roll. Yeah, just give me it was an Airbnb that they're trying to do long-term rent litter box That's all I need litter box Let's look what's going on your planet Hassan piker Many things. Yeah, been watching you on YouTube. It's been great. Yeah. Yeah. You're you're you're locked back in on politics again. Yeah. Every time you, I sit down, you know what I do? I sit down, I eat my lunch or dinner and I turn on YouTube, watch the

song piker on YouTube on one of his bot accounts. One of the, yeah. Yeah. Archives. Yeah. I, there's a lot going on and on my side of the world. Cause Trump's kind of ruining the planet. He's not just ruining America. He's just decided to sick his tentacles on other countries as well. What is happening right now? She gave me love. She loves me. Kaya has entered the fray, which is inappropriate because this is a boy's only episode. Kaya, no girls allowed. She loves her uncle. But yeah, I, I don't know. I mean, things are, things are heating up the global economy collapses, imminent great stuff. China's rising. We have to go

to China. Let's go. I found out March pulled this up. I'm popping in China. Yes. My Billy Billy videos. Billy Billy's a, Billy Billy's a Chinese. Maybe it's a Chinese social media app. You can look it up on Twitter. I posted a screenshot of it. Yeah. I get his fire. Mark. Yeah. That's a cool ass jacket. Xd. Oh, Oh, no way. Yeah. Oh, that's sick. Xd from, from Japan. Okay. Yeah. There's a screenshot over there with a, with Mandarin on it somewhere. Oh, there it is. Wow. Turns out my videos, my videos reacted to the ice show speed in, in China are going crazy. I can't read that first video as 990,000 views. Second video, 460,000. The third video for 42,000. No, no, no. It's I, that's what I thought initially as well. No, it turns

out it's a, it's a 420,000, not 42,000, but yeah, it's a, it's popping and they called me a F they say like a, they call speed hyper thyroid disorder streamer and I think it's a disease No, no, no is a false translation. They they mean he's hyperactive and they called you Heterosophallic head. No, they call me normal IQ American Because I'm defending China and then it's like finally they're like finally there's a normal IQ American Are you you want to go for the fanfare I you think they'd like me in China I don't know Yeah, I yes

They would like you in China Okay, I think all right. I don't even care. I don't even I just want to go. I want to see it I want to see it so bad. I want to see my own two freaking let's go do it Let me have to do it. We have to do it. I'll be it um let me move first. Yeah, okay? We're not waiting We're not waiting for that then bro China would rise and fall Our ice caps will melt by then. Yeah, it was a complete instability by that point. No, I just wanna see it,

because like, iShowSpeed has been all over China. This is kinda what I wanted to talk about, dovetails into my topic. And he's been blowing up. The Chinese government has offered him a 10-year visa. Wow. What? Yes, the Chinese government. Let's get over there and get our visas. The Chinese government has offered him a 10 year visa. Wow. What? Yes. The Chinese government. Get our visas. The Chinese government loves him because they are like, oh my God, finally, like a super popular American content creator comes here.

He's not like, you know, he's not being like a weird reactionary about China. And he's just admiring everything that he sees around him. Let's do it. And now I'm like I have to I can't like that I'll flank by I chose me and Jason the wean. They both went to China before me. This is our Beatles moment We're gonna get off the plane in China no one's gonna be no Yeah, we're gonna have to plan and the government officials gonna pull me aside and be like we've heard some of the things I've said That is the third time you've applied lip balm this podcast. Yeah, what's going on? What's happening? My lips are dry, okay?

I just got off a plane all right It's just worried about you. They were really crust. They were really Unchapped they're not they're not crusty at all no one can see how crusty there. Don't worry This guy loves to give me a complex No one can see how crusty there don't worry It's the worst part is he needs us to go to China he really does yeah, that's what he keeps throwing it in there I Will fucking go by myself. Yeah, and you'll be a lonely bitter old man with nothing to do. Yeah, that's not true Mark so true. That's not true. Can you? Know hold on the Communist Party on. The Communist Party of China. Hold on.

The Communist Party of China will welcome me with open arms. The Politburo will invite me to the sacred city. You need people to abide your insane schedule. And if you don't think that Austin Schoen and I are multipliers for the things you do, we'll then kindly get out. Yeah.

It's true. Yeah, that's right You need us I do I need you need us which is why you keep pitching it This is the second week in a row you've pitched that we need to go to China Just accept that you want us there. I do want you guys. Well, you can come to Cuba Look, I love Cuba. Don't you already we've talked about it. I love Cuba You already, we've talked about it. I love Cuba. You already talking about how you want to love Cuba. I love Miami.

Okay. Uh, yeah, no, I, I'd love to go to China, like saying you love Russia and Ukraine equally. I don't, I think that the actions of Russia are deplorable. You know what I want to do? And I stand for the sovereignty of the Ukraine. We don't have to. Okay. Sorry.

You know what I want to do? One for old Wilbo. Okay. How about Oktoberfest? Oh, ja. Ja. Deutschland? Ja. Ja.

Ja. Ja. Ja. Okay. Okay. I'm down. Good. I'm down.

A Stein of Bier? I like, I like drinking. I'm a fan, yeah. Ja. And some Lederhosen? Ja, some Arschlicken. Yeah. What?

I don't know why he went there. Do you know what I said? Yeah. Licking ass, eating ass. Damn. I didn't know you spoke German. Yes. My third language. Arschlicken. That one's hard to translate.

Well, I don't know. Arschlicken. I don't know. Oh yeah. We're here trying to figure this one out. We don't know. Yeah. For. Yeah. We're here trying to figure this one out. We'll do some cock sucking.

Wait, what does that mean? Yeah, that one's harder. Yeah, that one's difficult. That one's a real brain buzzer. Well, I mean, I don't know. He's fluent in German. Is that the only... Am I fluent? Is that the only German word you know? Like that's the...

Why did you learn that? Arschlack. All right, ready? Here's one. That's asshole. Schlaf gut. Oh. Is that the only German word you know like that's the why did you learn? Yeah our schlock. I try ready Here's one asshole Shlough good. Oh Good good sucking But in my defense it kind of sounds like good second Oh, that's a good shot, Ken. Austin only does gay German. He doesn't, yeah.

He only knows like, schnuppen das, that's his own schlattgut. Trying to figure out where a restaurant is, but I only know the most pornographic of phrases. Schnuppen das. I know, I know a few German. Geldautomat is ATM, alo is hello, auf Wiedersehen is goodbye.

Hallo, mein Name is, yes. You say, hello, mein Name is Austin Scholl. Yeah, my full name is Austin Scholl. Ah, is that a good thing? Yeah, is that a good thing? And I also know how to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Also, how do you say no? No. Nein. No, there you go. Good. Nein. Ich liebe. Ich liebe.

Anyway, well, we need to travel to more places. Okay, you want to go to Oktoberfest My my German is I mean I learned in school. My dad is actually fluent. He wasn't here. Yeah, he is Oh my god, I didn't even say hi to my trap. What? No, I'm such an asshole. I didn't even say hi to your dad when I walked in Give me something Turkish to say with you'll like it They say Mehmet Bay Nussle son

Give me some Muscles on Nussle son mehend Bay Mehmet Bay Bay Mr. Mehmet, how are you? Nusst son Nusselt son Nusselt son is Nusselt son is mm-hmm that's more may hit bay Nusselt son is he's looking at her. No, you're a scott! Bojvar, bojvar. He's trying, he's trying. What did he say? What happened to the, what happened to the, bakma. What did he say? He just looked over like shocked.

Yeah, yeah. Like he heard someone screaming some garbled Turkish. You also butchered his name. He said Mehmet. It's Mehmet. Oh sorry. Mehmet. I don't know how do I say I'm sorry.

You can say Mehmet. Mehmet. You sounded real Russian. Mehmet. You sounded real Russian. Mehmet. Yeah, suko blyat, suko blyat. What's been going on in your world? You've been traveling. Well, I've been traveling.

Man, I went to Vegas. I tell you what, what a depressing place when you're not there. Oh, yeah. Really? I was there for work. Yes. Well, it's like I was there for work. Yeah.

And, you know, I was there working. I was hosting. You was hosting ride the slots at all. No, I didn't do any gambling Wait, did you say the Luxor? No, I know. Okay. Oh update on the story for the record. Everybody was on my side in the patreon I actually I didn't read the comments people. I don't know So for those of you who didn't watch who aren't subscribed to our patreon go watch it for the full story for that too, but I was booked at the Luxor for So for those of you who didn't watch, who aren't subscribed to our Patreon, go watch it for the full story. But I was booked at the Luxor for this event that I hosted and I was upset about it. And I wasn't upset. I just didn't want to stay at the Luxor.

By the way, when I landed in Vegas, everybody I talked to, driver, concierge, everybody I spoke with, they, every time I mentioned the Luxor, they say, Oh, you made a really good decision not to stay there. I wouldn't stay there. Well, that's what they said. And anyway, so I ended up booking a room at the Bellagio. Yeah. Okay. Well, turns out I show up to the Bellagio and something Horrible happened. I get a murder. Why no I get to the front desk was stabbed No, I get to the front desk and I

Realize they say well, mr. Show your reservation was canceled. That's what was the awful thing that happened Yeah, you showed up to a hotel? Yeah, you showed up to a hotel imagine if you showed up to a hotel Imagine imagine and your reservation was canceled before you'd be yeah, you'd be you'd be calling me is what you'd be doing Yeah, you'd be hopeless. I'd be calling my I'd be calling my baby So immediately I'm starting to I'm starting to see dollar signs cuz I'm like, oh my god, they just cancel my reservation I've got status at the hotel. I'm gonna to get free rooms. I'm going to do all this. Wait. Yeah.

The chat, the chat, if you're listening, the moment that your reservation was canceled, you're like opportunity. You are. If you didn't have your streaming career, you'd be a slip and fall guy. Yeah. Mr. Show. Just wait for a mop puddle.

Oh my back. Did I mention I'm gay? This is a hate crime, I think. I'm going to need a free room. So, so, so Chad, if you're listening right now, whenever something goes wrong at a hotel, don't look at it as a, it's an opportunity, right? So I immediately, I'm like, oh my God, opportunity. So I say, look, per policy,

if you have to walk me to another hotel, you gotta put me up in another place that I might, you know, my choice, right? So I'm like, how did this happen? I need to know how this happened. I was being very polite, of course, as I always am. And I'm starting to be like, look, something has to be done here.

Well, guess what? Turns out I'm in the fucking wrong. I forgot to update my credit card on my account. Ooh. It is actually a strategy I use. I use an expired card on my account so I can book reservations that are prepay reservations. But if I just decide on a show up,

what are they gonna charge? I don't have a card in my file. But this hotel's policy is they will cancel your reservation if you don't, if the card doesn't work. Right. So, and then I'm like, okay, shit, it was my fault. So how do I spin this? So what I did was I said-

You are a slipping fly guys going on he is always say look you know hey I said look I understand I I made a mistake but I was not given a call so you did not look how embarrassed I said that but I wasn't like I was nice about it and I open up my email as I'm saying that they sent me an email telling me that they're gonna do it

So I said shit. How the fuck am I gonna spin this? I hope they I hope they have removed you from the premises I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't being obnoxious. I said look I understand you sent me an email, but right after that email, you sent me a welcome letter and information on where to join the VIP thing. So I thought everything was okay. And I missed this other email that was buried among all your other welcome emails. What is your policy on? So I said, so they said, we're so sorry, we found you a room, but it's not the room you

booked. I said, well, I'm sky camping for that. Yes. So I said you know surely there's something that can be done I understand I did make a mistake but with how loyal I am surely there's the benefit of the doubt a human expectation is coming to play. So they said well sir you know you made the mistake we can't do that. I said okay you know I truly understand it's very disappointing, this is the first time I've stayed here, but I do understand, and then they,

I said, would you just talk to your manager? I'd like to speak to them in person. And so they end up, they don't. Okay, I need to pause you. I need to pause you. Yeah. Why? You have to enjoy this. Of course he does.

Yeah, there's just, you are, you're like a, can I be honest? You're like a multi- Okay, can I, this is, I think I know what's going on in your brain. You know, like when like secret agents snap into that mode where they're like blending in like do do do do. I like, I think in his mind, it's the game. He's Jason Bourne. I do it for the game.

It's fun. Well also like, you're like a touch deprived leper. And for the record, the person in front of me, you don't want to, when you're doing this, you have to understand the person you're speaking to does not have the authority in the situation. How many people were behind you in line? It's getting something. How many people were behind you in line? It's getting something.

How many people were behind you in line? Nobody. I was at the concierge lounge. I get it. I was at the concierge lounge. So I was talking to this lady who I was like, please, you know, I told her, I know it's not your fault. So they send the manager. I know it's not your fault. So the manager doesn't want to come. So they call and they're like, sir, for your inconvenience,

we've given you $300 in food and beverage credit. And we've also found you a suite with a view of the fountain. I said, great. So then they call me and they're like sir for your inconvenience We've given you $300 in food and beverage credit And we've also found you a suite with a view of the fountain I said great So then they call me and then like but it's not ready yet. I said okay. No worries. I'll be back I got to do a stream. Yeah, I'll come back later. They call me on the phone. They say sir We found you a room. Yeah, but it doesn't have a view of the fountain. Oh, and I said, oh, you know I was really looking forward to that. I get it now. I said, look, you know what? If if the view of the fountain, if the view of the fountain works,

then no problem. That's fine. I'm OK with it. I appreciate you taking the I did kind of set my expectations. No, no, no. But you're really nice about it. I said, look, I said totally OK. I would really you know, would make this perfect though? If you could upgrade me to another suite. I said, totally okay if you don't do it. No worries, I really appreciate your help.

Give me a call back. Call me back. I would kill you. Wait, let it. Call me back five minutes later. Mr. Show, we found a suite, upgraded you with a view of the fountain. And also your $300

beverage credit and also they reduce the rate to a standard room. And you got off. And I loved it. No, he didn't mean you got off, but guess what? You got off a little bit. I'm telling that. Did you do one of these? I'm telling.

Yes, I actually literally did that. The same thing. But you know what? I'm tapping. You know what? This goes back to my original philosophy. This is good business because guess what I'm telling all you guys It was the Bellagio. Yeah, and they took care of me. So guess where I'm going next time I go to fucking Bellagio. The fucking Luxor No, the Bellagio it was an amazing experience now for those of you at home, but she didn't have fun

What? Oh, yeah, cuz in Vegas you want to party right, but I ordered rooms. I had fun by myself I had I had room service. I ordered breakfast was terrible, but the room Yeah, it's beautiful room beautiful room. Okay. Here's the deal for the folks at home I want to be very clear here at no point in in this process did I ever berate a service worker. Okay? I was always kind and thoughtful. Maybe a little bit annoying, but squeaky wheel gets the grease or whatever the fuck that is.

Right? So if you're doing this at no point, are you ever justified to berate a service worker at any point? Because chances are the person you are talking to has no say or sway in the situation You need to search for those with the power to do something do not sit and yet never raise your voice I'll express at the most disappointment Is there a lot of pressure being a hero? You're a terrorist

You're a terrorist. I'm not. Leave him alone. Look at what I've done. I think in my heart, I'm feeling anger when I first hear a story like this, but there's also a little bit aside from the resentment, there's also a little bit of envy because there's no way in hell would I ever in a million years entertain. You don't have the patience for that. No, I feel like.

You don't have the patience for that grift. Yeah, I'd be like, put me in a box. I don't care. Do you have internet connection? Just I'll be in the box. Is there internet? Load me in the broom closet. I don't care.

Just put me in a box. It's fine. But see, that's what they love. They make money on you over and over again. But with me, I stick it to the corporation. I know how they love they make money on you over and over again, but with me I just I can't to the corporation I can't know how much money they make and that's why I do what I do crazy. He's in it for the grip I'm in it for the games in it for the action. Yes, the juice is worth. Yes I mean, I'm always no you are you are not in it from the heat

The action is the G. Yeah, speaking of which I wanted to bring that up. We lost a hero. Yes Yes, we did about Gilmer. Yeah Yeah, one He was the man. He really was that sequence It was in the heat right when he's like the shooting sequence Yeah, I think is one of the coolest shooting sequence reaction is the juice. Yeah He was he was on the heats heats awesome heats. They're making another one I think is one of the coolest shooting sequences of all time. The action is the juice. Yeah. He was, he's awesome.

He's incredible. They're making another one. It's not gonna. I'm a little worried. Also the tombstone, you ever seen tombstone? I don't think I've seen tombstone. Top Gun? Oh yeah, Top Gun.

The Ice Man. And he was kind of sick in the second one. Like he was already, his character was sick as well. I know what? Thing I know why no one wants to fly with you mav danger Yeah, I'm gonna lock in yeah, I thought he was biting at me. I got scared. I well am yeah My back my back. Oh, yeah, they're good

Yeah, pretty good. Okay. I. More like this. Oh, that's a good one. That's crazy. That was you. You got the jaw for it. Oh, okay. Yeah. You chomped it. Yeah, I did. I did. I had the job. I've been getting better at acting and locking in. You have been, dude, you're on your acting. I'm in my acting grind. I'm just, you know, they're an actor. I've been mentored by a sensei. Well, that's and I was mentored by fell comer. Yeah. Yeah. And power. That was a tough one. He's cool. He is Batman. What happened? Like what? Oh cancer. Oh, so it was like his character in top gun was, was also, oh no, they, they wrote that in because he was already dealing with, oh, okay. That's sad. The bummer. Very sad. Marsh is back. Everybody Marsh is back.

You know what? I realize you raised the spirits in the room. No. Well, I mean, hold on. That's offensive to Gabe. It was great. No, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, Gabe was great. But it's always nice to have edited his ass out. No, no, no, no, no, no, Gabe. Gabe was fantastic. Gabe went with me to Vegas and I flew a flight simulator. Yep. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Wait that went fine. Where did you see it on Twitter? It was all over the internet Yeah, take time you I mean a lot of lives in jeopardy. Oh Yes, I may have reported you the affair for that one. Yes. I checked my phone while I was flying you're on Grindr I was on no Crazy, I would never be on Grindr looking for a co-pilot. Yeah That would the call no, I am a little disappointed why I will admit that

Yes, because we, I put my life in your hands every time we travel together. I think if the pilots are going to have a heart attack, and now I don't have that faith. I'll be honest. It was also Marsha's policy where we check the ethnicity and the sexual status of all of our pilots to make sure that when we're traveling, we're safe. We have to make sure there's a woman or, you know, someone who's not white. Yeah. And that's because I thought, you know, the AI or die turns out you can die with the as well. Look, are you sure you're gay? I was put in an impossible situation. When's the last time you sucked a penis? That's a good question. No, you know what? That's why that plane went down. You know what? Maybe you're right. Maybe

that's the juice that I needed. You have not done. I've been spending so much time eating ass that I forgot to suck penis. No, that's still pretty good. I think that's on a pillow somewhere. Marshalls. Did I even add another? It's still gay. I spent so much time eating ass, I forgot to suck penis. That's a good quote. Put that on a mug. You do use a lot of millennial style quotes. Yeah.

But what happened? Well let me tell you, so for those aviators out there, you're going to completely understand the situation. So I experienced a single engine failure. Sure. And when you experience in engine failure, you're getting, and it was on to say, I've done engine failure when you take off. When you depart and you lose an engine,

you're at full thrust. And so let's say you lose the right engine, you're getting power from the left, but you lost the right. So the plane, what does it do when we crash? It rolls to the right. How do you counteract that? You fucking push the rudder in. Okay. To the dead engine to counteract the, the, the force. I think it's the one of the, one of the things, which is why I probably crashed.

Not very convincing. Dead leg, dead engine. So you want to push to the whatever. Anyway, you push one of them. if I'm in the plane I know what I'm doing. Okay, so that's what you do But when you're descending you're at idle, so you don't have any force So when you lose the engine the plane doesn't roll or yaw or anything it just stays where it's put right? But what if you need power and so you raise power and I you have to do that corrective action with the rudder But you forgot to do corrective action with the right idea. I forgot to do the correct I put full power because the autopilot was on it pitched up aggressively. I lost airspeed dramatically

I added power pushed the nose down, but I added power forgot to use the rudder the plane roll more excuses And I crashed I've I've always had faith in you as a pilot, which is why this summer after our fight fight fuck my Will you finally get your wings I will get my wings I think I think I probably I probably it's time It's time. It's time to actually fly for real and stream me flying. That's what I'm saying. Austin gets his wings There's a guy there's a guy on tik guy on TikTok that has like a Cessna and he's been like flying. I already set up a whole thing for him. He just got to say yes. Go to Michigan. Yeah. Yeah. Beaver Island is what sort of look, I will be tough for you

as a gay man. Yeah. I've always hated the Beaver. Is that what they call the pussy? But there is an Island nearby called Hollywood. Oh, Hawkeye. What what they call the pussy but there is an island nearby called. How do they call it? I do. Oh hog. What do they call the vagina a beaver because they used to be hairy Like a beaver. Yeah, look like a beaver back in the day. Do you like nevermind? No, you can ask that question Do you like Harry? No, I don't Good answer that no, it's like tastefully stylish hair like a like a quaff. Okay? Mullet like if it's like a little tasteful strip, then it's fine. Look I will never triangle all Pussies are beautiful and and I am so brave of you. No, no Here that girly pop

I didn't mean that in a feminist way. I meant that in a horny way where it's like when I see when I see When I see a vagina, I'm like, thank you. This is this is a fun. Sure. Thank you for showing me this, you know So I'm not gonna discount it just because there's not a lot of you weren't handsome. You'd be a serial killer Thank you for showing me this I don't mean it like that. I don't say that, you know. But in my mind- Do you mind if I cut some leather?

Yeah. It helps me get in the mood. In my mind, I'm thinking, this is wonderful. This is great. Thank you for your pussy. Thank you for your pussy. Yes, that's what I'm thinking. Do you ever thank, do you thank somebody after a hookup?

No. Do you ever thank somebody after a hookup? No. Do you? No. Why did you ask that question? I was just curious. Sometimes I throw a nut, you're welcome. Yeah. I have high-fived after.

No! No, you haven't. Ew! You haven't high-fived. Why? No, you know what? I've done this. Fucking good.

No! Okay, but he's gay, it's different. No! No, you know what? I've done this fucking good. No. Okay. But that he's gay. It's different. No. Yes. These things are not kosher. No, I'm not good. I think, I think thanks for the asshole. I think doing it as a gay man is, is way more normal. Neither one of these are except that you really took it. Neither one of these are acceptable. Hey, you really took it. Neither one of these are acceptable. In what situation did you high five? I just had a real good session. Stop. You know, real sporty.

Real sporty sesh. Okay, you know what? I haven't done the nucks or the high five, but it's a little slap on the ass. Hey, good game. You definitely knocked. Okay, maybe. But it would be like a, like in a threesome situation, like with the other top, hey. I can see Austin show getting done with the fuck.

Knox slaps him on the ass, signs his shirt. Hang on to that. Wait, you Eiffel tower while and you dab the dude up You killed her He's dead now. Okay. Anyway wait so you I will power in it was noticed post post not power nox nice nox Oh God stop nox yeah nox is that a millenn millennial thing? You're becoming no here's just becoming gross Fucking said the guy that just said thank you for your pussy. Oh, Kaya. Yeah, that was me being a fan Oh my god, Kaya

Well, this is our new this is the new meta. I I messed up by letting her Come up to me and sit on my lap while streaming. And now she can't fit on anything. Sweet baby. How heavy is she? She's a big girl. All right. Listen, cutie's not here. I thought I'd do a little girly pop adjacent. Okay. Morgan Wallen.

Oh, yeah. That's girly pop adjacent. I had a tweet that went viral on that one. Okay. Yes. Did some numbers. Yeah. So for those of you who don't know Morgan wall and was the musical guest on this episode of

Saturday Night Live uh-huh and after his performance if you've never seen Saturday live it is tradition For the cast the host and the musical guest to hang out on stage as the SNL band plays you out, you shake hands, congratulations on a good week, everybody kind of daps each other up. Yeah. But this particular, Marshball it up, this particular finale or end of show went a little differently. I hate this guy by the way.

I hate him. Just like his actions were so freaking annoying. Well, it was it was very strange When we get it up, okay, Austin is okay. You're just pulling her. Okay, that's just trying she doesn't like that All right, so here in the outro sequence here is some drama takes place. Yes. All right. Let's watch it in full. Yep. Yep. Where's the sound? You can see executive producer, Lauren Michaels. He thanks the host and then down center aisle, not even backstage, right down the center aisle, which literally the people watching the show used to leave, he leaves the set. So what is the, was he trying to pull a stunt here?

Yeah. So at first, no one really noticed it as a stunt, but he followed it up with an Instagram story of a private jet, And I believe the quote was, get me back to God's country. Nothing more middle America and relatable than hopping on your private jet. Yeah. To go back to God's country. And it doesn't end there. Everyone started. Yes. Oh shoot. I didn't know. Yeah. So everyone starts dunking on Morgan Wallen, myself included, Shoot, I didn't know. Yeah, so everyone starts dunking on Morgan Wallen,

myself included, because he was very disrespectful for a voluntary appearance. Like he volunteered to go to New York, he volunteered to be on SNL, and then he just didn't even like thank the background workers and all the people that put this production together, the cast and crew, which is again, disrespectful to the workers, right? And then took that photo with a

private jet and flew back home and complained about it. And everyone was celebrating it. The Republicans were like, yeah, that's right. Get me to God's country. He's right. He's out of the devil's den. Doesn't end there. Morgan Wallin then turned around and made merchandise off of this. wall and then turned around and made merchandise off of this. He started selling hats and t-shirts to get me to God's country. Wow. That's right. So now everybody's clowning on them.

I don't even know if people will purchase this. I maybe he'll make a, they did use the Coors font, which is pretty neat. Make a, yeah, maybe he'll make a song out of this, you know, get me back. God's country. That's good. Wait, is'll make a song out of this. You know, get me back to God. There's already a song. Wait, that's good. Wait, is there already a song? God's country. That's probably a song.

Wait, you don't know? No. I mean, you came in so hot. You said that like you thought you knew it. I think it's a song. Why are you so convinced? I think it's a fucking song by who the fuck? Why do you lie all the time?

Blake Shelton. Why are you such a liar Blake? Sometimes I don't even know I'm lying. Oh Wow You didn't even know you were telling the truth Yeah, God's country Yeah There's something that I'm particularly annoyed by, which I will

get to in a second, but yeah, he did this thing. There was a suspicion that it was also like a planned exit. You know, it was supposed to be planned exit. There's also some more drama turns out he refused to do a sketch where they had to like substitute Nick Jonas in, in his, so yeah, he was not even cooperating with SNL. He just like did his thing, buckeded off tried to make merchandise out of it And it's like such a perfect it's so strange elation of how American call it where American culture is right now We're like super polarized. It isn't even a paid appearance. Is it it's like a no voluntary. Yeah, so strange Yeah, he's just like trying to promote his music to the SNL audience and then it's just like yeah, these guys are gay

I don't like it. And you're from fucking Tennessee. Like you're the gayest person in country. Nashville is not a fucking small city. Anyway, exactly. Nashville is like a bustling metropolis. Okay. Yeah. Like they've just redone their airport.

It's massive. That's the thing I don't like about it either. It's just like, it's a LARP. Like you're from fucking Nashville. You're in Nashville. You're doing gay shit on a regular basis. Shut the fuck up. They got big malls and big interstates and it's yeah. But the thing that is particularly annoying for someone like myself is that I guess the last time I listened to country music was, you know, Johnny cash and, and

folk music like Pete Seeger and almost all of the original like outlaw country shit was socialists talking about like, you know, uh, the, the union, the union power and how the cops and the rich mine owners are coming in to break your backs and how you're killing people in Reno and just to watch them die and prison reform and how important it is and Native American rights and whatnot. And now it's all this like lame fucking bullshit about how like, Oh, get me back to God's country because there's gays around New York City. It's like tempting me with their hot gay dick How the fuck did this happen we're like being an American patriot is is best represented by being terrified of big cities We're just a piece of shit. Yeah and hating people. Yeah, I don't understand where I wouldn't like listen as a New Yorker I wouldn't be that upset if he was like I didn't like New York, but the shit on the SNL cast

That you volunteered to attend. Yeah, it's not like they were like at gunpoint You're like if you don't do this we're gonna transify your children. You know what I mean? Laura Michaels was like I have the trans beam Directed at your family by the way Dolly Parton's album that just came out nine months ago or whatever the project She did was sick. I love Dolly Parton's album that just came out nine months ago or whatever the project she did was sick I Love Dolly Parton. Let me some fucking Dolly. Yeah Dolly Parton. Yeah, I mean I look I actually do like country music not you your big country guy not in the money You know about Blake Sheldon Sheldon Sheldon. I I do I do dabble in some country every once in a while

It just not the new stuff. Yeah. You like Frankie Valli in the Four Seasons when they would do my truck down at Atlantic City. I'm a little country Johnny Cash, but I like 90s country too, like Joe Diffie. I think post 9-11 country music is ass. Except like you can literally do it in a huge...

Where were you in the world stop turning that September day? I think post 9-11 country music is ass. Except like, you can listen to it in a huge... Where are you in the world? Stop turning, that's September day. Yeah, we'll put a boot in your ass and stay American way. I'm not gonna like that song. I love that song. It goes crazy.

I love that song. It's so, it's so... Red, white, and blue. That shit goes hard. Yeah, the eyeless, you can't help it. You're patriotic. My daddy's certain. Yeah.

It lost his right eye. I got friends in low places that Garth Brooks. Oh, I love or to the kind of working on a full house. I love Garth Brooks. He's- I don't know, he- what- Fresh Start made me about Garth though is he wouldn't put any of his music on Spotify. Oh. Yeah, he's an Apple music guy, but anyway. Do you guys have anything for Girly Pop Nation? Uh, let me think.

Thank you for preparing. Thank you. I have other- Oh. You have others? Not Girly Pop Nation, but but I want I want the girl the girly pops are either there they're withering away the girl the girl you're gonna love this one okay I got recognized at the airport today they're not gonna love but just wait hold on Wow sweet no it's a girly pop

nation it was a girl see Marsha we're gonna wait on everybody's talking shit lately everybody's talking shit I'm's talking shit. I'm not talking shit. I said, hey, nice to meet you. Austin Show, put it right here. That's what I said. Hi, I'm Ariana Grande. So then I went to my seat. He said hello again when I was at my seat.

And I said, oh, you watched Fear and he's like, yeah, but not since Cutie hasn't been on. Oh. You should have killed him on the floor You should have fucking gouged his eyeballs out be like you can't watch shit anymore Marsh now you know why it's a fucking girly pop nation. Yes, everybody come on Yeah, what do you mean you ever watch the cutie hasn't been around? That's what he says this He won't even hear that and then I was like you I was like she's back next week, and he went

Yes, yeah, you should have beaten. he gay. No, he was a straight. He was on a baseball team, which I mean what? Gay and play baseball. I mean, I don't know. He just didn't look like he was gay He was he was a straight that was a part of girly pop nation. Yeah, he was a straight girly pop. We're losing our straights Yeah, we lost an appeal to it. I know what the fuck is wrong with us. This is our demo baseball. Yeah And then girly pop God I should have called him a Time I say that nobody Thank you every time I say that you guys get a fat or has always goes

Anything else girly pop you put some stink on it every time bro. That's why that's why Wait girly pop I went and saw drag show Gay pop culture pop culture. I have no fucking idea. Okay, let me think let me will Smith put out a new album I have to be so bad. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. It's I mean, that's kind of girly. I'm girly pop nation. I want you to know I'm trying. Okay. You know, like when a single dad has to do his daughter's hair and he doesn't do a good job, that's where I am. But God damn it. I'm trying. I'm trying girly pops. We see you.

How do we? Just looking at your phone background. No, I'm not. Not even anything pulled up. Dude. No, it's just all of the news that I have is not girly pop centric. Okay. You want me to go through my news?

Ashen Hall did a night routine. Oh, I saw that one. That was freakish. We should, we could watch that. Bilber rips week journalism for trying to ask him political questions. That was good to need to get your own balls back. And then we'll Smith new album. Yeah. Thing in there. That's tickling your fancy. I did some prep work. Yeah. I everything in my timeline and in my news feed is related directly to it's just like it's just photos of of analysts going like this.

Yeah. It's just photos of people at Wall Street stock traders going like this and it's the titles are like Dow plunges more than 1600 points as stocks recoil from tariff shock. Here's what you here's what could soon cost you a lot more because of Trump's massive tariffs. Everything. So if you're a Republican, you're a Trump supporter, you're a MAGA. And what are you saying to yourself?

This is good. This is temporary It's all gonna get better quarter pounder had actually a tweet on this and we will take a look We'll wait a little bit of the price of the quarter pounder. No quarter pounder is quartering is his name He is a right-wing reactionary neck bearded fucking loser And he does like you know he's an outrage merchant and one of these guys is like oh the titties in video games are too small you should be embarrassed to say that out loud but fuck it they're doing it anyway but if you scroll down you'll see where he talks about the Trump tariffs Trump tariffs obviously are going to massively increase prices because all commodities

that we get in our complex intricately designed global network of commodity production. We rely heavily on goods being shipped in the country. A tariff is an entry fee they have to pay and the cost will be carried over to the consumer. So everyone is saying prices are going to go up. Donald Trump initially won the election because he said he was going to put prices down and no, not that one. That's not the one there. There's another one where he's like, he tweets a lot. There's another one where he's a sequence of, you don't need this. You don't need that. You can find that one. Okay. I'm good. Bumblebee. What does that mean? Makes you stop sneezing. Bumblebee. Okay. Bumblebee. Okay. It worked. It worked. One of you guys, it worked. So yeah, prices

are slated to increase. And now the Republicans who are desperately avoiding looking at the stock market because it's deep red. Trump has famously said, you know, any president that's responsible to Dow going down a thousand points should have to immediately resign. That was down 1600 points now, almost 2000. Congratulations to Trump. Well, he was saying that if only exactly a thousand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it goes above that,

it's like that's the greatest drop of all time. No one has ever dropped a stock market like me. They're calling this the greatest depression. But yeah, so now conservatives have decided to defend it. It's by saying, you don't need to purchase things. You don't need an iPad. You don't need to buy stuff. You don't. You want to buy stuff. So now they have moved on. They're like rationing like it's war war two. Yeah. They're like just ration stuff. Who cares? You don't need it. So the very same people that ride it over and have been able to purchase a Twinkie during fucking

COVID are now going, it's all right. Shut up. What do you, what do you want treats? What the fuck's wrong with you? Yeah. It's awesome. I love that. And I've been very jealous. And I want to, I want to explain why I'm jealous to you guys. I want to, I want to hear your feedback on this. I'm so jealous because Trump gets to break things I know you're going with this cuz I watched he gets to do January 6 sure with no repercussions okay in an indecipherable purpose like you just a fucking just cuz he's mad that he lost the election and He gets to do an insurrection

Unpunished all the people that went to jail for it pardoned, even though many of them have been killed by the police ever since. Cause they're, they, a lot of those guys are apparently very dangerous. Surprisingly enough. He gets to, he gets to do like mass terrors, break the economy. And seemingly he gets to do like mass terrorists, break the economy, and seemingly he gets all of these Republicans on board and like no one can kind of stop him. And it frustrates me to no end because I'm like, why can't I break things? Why can't we-

Why can't leftists break things? Yeah, why can't we have like a Bernie Sanders-style person? Because if Bernie was like implementing maybe half of the tariffs and have it be directional for like boosting American manufacturing like genuinely, he'd be assassinated. He wouldn't see the end of that day. They'd kill him. Yeah. But Trump gets to do it in the right-wing direction and everyone's like, ah, what are you gonna do?

Well, Hassan, it's because doing good things for people is not profitable. But what he's doing is kind of not profitable either, at least in the short term and perhaps in the long term. Yeah, to what end is this accomplishing? Is it to shift the wealth to the very wealthy by spreading a mass sales tax on every item? Yeah, everything he does is that. But at a certain point, the folks that are wealthy, they've lost, you, two points, some trillion dollars has been wiped out from the stock market today. What's did they not do? People can't be happy if you're Bezos or billionaires. You can't be happy at this, right?

Oh, at some point is the, are they going to turn on him? I mean, at some point, you know, cause they, I'm sure they do have a lot of control. What's gonna happen? I think they are frustrated with him for sure, but they're legitimately worried because he is such a despotic little tyrant that they're worried and reporting on the matter shows that they're just like, they just, they keep saying, what are we gonna do? There's nothing we can do about it.

Like he'll just dominate us. And that makes me jealous because I wish that there was a leftist figurehead with that level of conviction and that level of charisma. Yeah. Who could capture- Six-four Turkish. No, I don't. I would never. I would get killed. Why do you run for office? I'd get killed in a heartbeat. Okay? I would never make it. I would never be able to-

No, they wouldn't. But your memory. Yes. Would spur us on. Yeah. Then Will and I would run on a more moderate platform. Yeah. And immediately fall back on most of your promises. But we'd fucking win. Okay. And that'd be a hell of a campaign.

And that's what matters. All right. No, it's just like, it just frustrates me. We'd get to meet Beyonce. Yeah, we would, I'd have her at the white house performing, describing what Barack Obama is. He's like, you get a sweet, you'd be begging for the Barack show. She'd be singing at our inauguration. Yes. That's what we're offering. That's what we're offering you. You run, get assassinated. We pick up the pieces, get a book deal. Yes. Done. Okay. That we ride off into the sunset and we, and you know, maybe they don't like us in an office, but

afterwards our approval rating goes to the roof. We're sitting next to George Bush at the inauguration. Yeah. The next guy will be Hitler Mussolini after you guys. So then in comparison to Hitler Mussolini, everyone will be like, oh man, he was actually not that bad. That's how it goes. Yeah, but we will be swimming in book profits. Who's president, who's vice president? We'll be on a boat with the-

Who's president, who's vice president? I mean- They're not gonna put a gay guy in charge of the country. They're not ready. They have. No, how about this? No, no. Abraham Lincoln. No, no, no. True. Yeah, but they didn't know he was gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Donald Trump. No, how about this? Abraham Lincoln. No, no, no. Yeah, but they didn't know he was gay.

Donald Trump. Maybe if you grow some weight. Maybe that's the way to do it. Top hat. Now here's the deal. Will, president, he's older than me. Sure. President, more experience.

Okay. He runs eight years. Why? Eight years. No Lebanese paint. That's right. And then I live in T.A Eight years, and then you endorse me when I run for president.

I'll take VP, well, VP action. Yes, you would be a good VP. I know, cause I love public, cause they don't do shit. That's what I love being VP. Public speaking engagements. And I would boost the country the old fashioned way. Yes. Stoke up a war with some country

that we're gonna annihilate. What country are you gonna start a war with? I don't know. How about Sweden? Sweden! I'm tired of them staying out of the fray. Stoke up a war with some country that we're gonna annihilate what country gonna start a war Sweden Sweden I'm tired of them staying out of the fray. Yes All I've made a horrible mistake Wait that's perfect. Where's the yellow cake? American foreign policy did I tell you the time I went to Sweden and I wanted to bring back some things from my parents and I went to the store and I bought so much chocolate. Okay. And I brought them back chocolate and I was like mom and dad, I brought you back chocolate

from Sweden. It's what they're known for. I thought thought it was swiss chocolate? I thought it was bad. It was not great. I thought the whole time I flew home I was so excited to give him something from signature that was from Sweden. And it was Swedish chocolate, not swiss chocolate. I thought the swiss... I mixed it up. We've made a horrible mistake and invaded the wrong country, but we can't let our constituents know that yes We have to keep bombing Sweden because of their chocolate. What's a country we can invade their chocolate reserves It's a good one the one we're gonna Belgium the one we're gonna increase military presence in next is

Canada Ecuador. Oh Canada. Oh, yeah. Well, there's Panama canal Canada Greenland There's a lot of places that are peaceful though. Is he trying to conquer? Like, yeah, but he's so inept. Yes. I mean, that's not that bad. If you look at history, right, this is a genuine question. If you look at history and other fascist leaders, sure. You know, putting aside the absolute atrocities, were they in any way effective in what they were trying to do? Not, not, not obviously. Alexander the Great.

None of, none of what they did was good, right? But I'm trying to say like in terms of what they were trying to do, I'm not trying to endorse these. Hitler did kill a lot of Jews. Okay. So I guess he was effective. No, that's not what I'm saying. In that regard.

But, but did, but did. Like he hated Jewish people. No, I mean. If you had to rank the fascists. No, no, in terms of efficacy. Nothing what they, nothing that they did was good. But didn't he, did he deliver? But which one was the best?

Are you asking me if Hitler delivered on his campaign promises? Yes. I didn't say that. He didn't. But he delivered some sort of economic prosperity for. Which one was the best? But he delivered some sort of economic prosperity for... Which one was the best? But he delivered some sort of economic prosperity. He had to make a tier list.

Right? And so in the short term, Trump isn't even good at doing fascism. Like he sucks. Thank God. Yeah, that's not a bad thing. He's ass. No, I know. I love that they're doing group chat shit.

Like everybody gets mad at them. It always feels like they're just more mad that they're doing the bombing campaign over signal Instead of the fact that they're doing a bombing campaign at all without congressional approval either which makes it even worse It's like like you're wrong at the you're mad at the wrong thing like what I don't give a fuck I hope they're incompetent. I have the release real quick to close that thought That's what gives me any bit of hope is the fact that they are trying to Do fascism I know that it's very clear. They're they're very outspoken about as good as your favorite Yeah, they're nowhere near as good as Hitler. No, they're not as effective as they're not as effective, which is good for us

Yeah, it's a good thing. Yeah, yeah and look for the record I that was a horrible period of history. And I'm not... I was... It was a... I was being... I was trying to ask a question because I was trying to determine whether... And on that note, we're at an hour, ladies and gentlemen. And we're going to dig myself out of this hole on the Patreon.

For the record, I do not endorse any of those people. Fascism. Thanks for clarifying. Yeah. All of them. Mussoliniini Hitler. Yeah guy from Russia anyone Anyone that you haven't mentioned I'm gonna assume you endorse That's a one fuck guy from Russia You don't like Stalin he killed so many Nazis. Yeah, are you saying that you you're loop right back to Hitler?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no like Stalin. He killed a lot of now. You didn't like Stalin. He killed so many Nazis. Are you saying that you, you're loop right back to Hitler. How did this happen? Stalin. He killed a lot of Nazis. You didn't like the liberation. You didn't like the liberation of East Germany. No, I liked that part. So you like Stalin. No, Stalin had a lot of flaws. Okay. He did some things right. Just like Trump in criminal justice reform. You know what? I take it back. He can be the president. He's a better politician. I think I'm a great politician. He's a very good politician. I think I'd be a great public speaker. I'm a great public speaker. Right.

We'll find out more about how great Austin is at PublicSpeaking at patreon.com slash fear and thank you for watching everybody. See you behind the paint wall. Peace y'all. You know what? I think one thing we all have in common is when it comes to the bedroom we're putting to work. I was just trying to see how uncomfortable I can make you guys. Why did you say that like a dad on a sitcom? When it comes to Christmas, we're all in it together. I just wanted to make people

I just wanted to see how uncomfortable I could make you guys. It was very good