Fear& - Introducing The Newest Member Of The Fear& Podcast

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

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What's up, Fierand? This is Tony Hawk. I just wanted to say congrats to you guys on 200 episodes. Wait, pause, pause, pause. I know. Hold on the end. He is going to remember that he was on our podcast.

Take it from the intro. Can we take it from the intro? Wait, wait. Should we start over? Take it from the intro. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Fierand podcast where we are 200 episodes in.

That's right. Wow, 200. Wow. 200 beautiful episodes with all of us and tribulations. And we miss cutie Cinderella. She'll be back very soon. Dude, you know what we're getting now that I think is crazy?

Is like, I get people coming up and they're like, oh, I grew up watching you guys. Really? Have you gotten that yet? Yeah, pisses me off.

We're in that range of creator now. Yeah, I'm at the gay bar and there's a, some guy comes up to me. He's like, I grew up watching it. You fuck them anyway. No!

Oh shit. Ah! Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. He was still angry. I think you broke a blood vessel. I'm sorry. He was still angry about the young twink that reminded him of his old age.

Dude, I'm on the IRA now. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. He hit you with the force of a thousand angry gay men. No, you know, I mean, but it's a compliment. It's a compliment. You know, and you're aging like wine. Yeah, I think so.

I think so. Although your audience, our audience thinks that I haven't aged well. What? No one said that. No. The only reason why he's saying that. One comment, probably a thousand lines down. Some people say they're like, Austin, you look like you're in your 40s.

No. No. They say that all the time. He's fishing. He's fishing. He's fishing. He's fishing for common. I say, you're fucking blind.

That's what I say, you son of a bitch. Have you ever fucking gone outside? That's what I tell them. Wow. Well, okay. I'm glad. Anyway, I'm glad. And then I don't let it bother me.

Oh, yeah, no, you seem so unbothered. Yeah. Certainly this won't invite more of that exact same style of commentary. No, no, no, no, I think, I think, I think, you know, I'm proudly 32. What's the deal with the new look? Is this a permanent thing? So here's what happened. And this actually ties to something I want to talk about on the podcast as well.

Okay. Three months ago. Yes. Dr. Abdel Al-Salad running for Senate in Michigan. good friend, I said, Hassan, would you come stumping with me? Okay. Would you go on a campaign rally with me?

Sure. And I said, sure, why not? So stumping for those you don't understand, it's a, it's a political. I already said rally. Like, I attend the campaign rally. I just want to clear. I know.

There's some listeners out of you. Thank you. You're a stumper. Thank you. I tend to stump. You weren't stumped. Anyway, continue to sound. So when he asked that question to me,

I didn't realize what kind of new demons we were awakening. I said yes. And shortly thereafter, we started the process of the last three months of what I like to call the Hassan derangement syndrome. Right. Where I've had hundreds at this point articles written on me. There were certain days at Fox News where they would cover me at the top of the hour for eight hours straight. Oh. So you decided to address like a Buick salesman.

Yes. So literally. No, it's like my my mentality. was this guy can't be a dangerous Muslim he's dressed like a white yeah no literally you're that's you're nailing no that's what it is

and I've heard like I've gotten positive feedback as well on really yes people people come into my chat now and they're like dude I didn't at first I didn't like the suits because I was like what are you doing like this is not you but then my mom saw your Fox News

hit and she was like who's a song guy No, literally. She was like, who's this the song guy? So I actually tuned into your broadcast and you were in the suit. Wow. And she actually said,

you look like a dapper young man. Well, dapper. Yeah. Well, dapper man. Well, the person that we're talking about is like 75. I'm fucking with you.

I'm fucking with you. The person we're talking about seven years. Interesting. Like, I like the suit. It's very Ivy League. Yeah. You know what helped me cope about my age

is looking at you. And hold on. Let me clarify. Holy shit. What was that? That wasn't even humor. No, no, no. Is, no, let me, let me clarify.

Hold on, please. Use me. Yeah, fix it up. You look so good. You look so hot, but you look your age. Is that a compliment? Is that, am I, hold on, hold on, let me, let me, let me, let me, back up. So you're saying, in my old age, I look good.

No, but you don't look old. Eventually, you will also age as age. No, I look my age, too. I'm just saying you. which is in your mind, a much younger age. You are so sexy. You don't know this. You can't fix it by just keep you.

But you're so hot. Like, you're so hot. Like, why, what do you say? Hot, but old. Hop it old. Not your time. Yeah. No, no.

You're so attracted. That's what gives. Oh. What? What is happening? I'm so sorry. Austin. Did you just word vomit and then actually vomit?

Austin, that was, that one had some kick. Episode 200 and your. still surprising me. I'm so sorry. That was unbelievable. I'm so sorry. Excuse me. Pardon me.

You just farted with your mouth. It was a Dr. Pepper. Anyway, but you look so good. I can taste the cherries from over here. It was a compliment because you looked so good and you gave me more confidence in myself. Yeah, that you can also be an old man one day and look good. Is that what? We're the same age, practically.

You're just slightly older. You're a little bit older, I think, right? No. That's what, well, the comments will decide. the comments are going to be brutal this week. Anyway, moving on. Fabulous. Thank you for that.

Appreciate that. Yeah. Well, the other side of the story is... Can I dress you in a suit? Yeah. I get you some fratty stuff. You look so good, though. I really do like the suits.

Thank you. I think I might start wearing more suits. Really? One other thing that I... I think that would not work for you. Really? You don't think I look good in a suit? You'd look good, but your target demographic would not.

Really? Yeah. You don't think men that like me... In an Ivy League suit like this. I think they would like me more. Like a hate crime. Like they would be like, oh, he's going to hate crime me. I think you'd have to ask Christian and company about that one.

Okay. If you showed up with like sparries and khakis. Oh, in a gay bar? Yes. I go other places, Will. Where do you go? Where do you go? When's the last time you socialize not in a gay bar or a gay setting?

We're just going to move past it. No, no, no. You got like what? You got ten more minutes to come up with something. Okay, don't worry. We'll run the clock. You're not going to come up with anything. It's okay.

Like social setting? It's only episode 200. When is? It's okay. Like social? Yes. Oh, I was at a wedding. Okay.

Three weeks ago. I mean, you kind of automatically wear a suit at a wedding. You're not wearing. I was as a suit? Oh, okay. Anyway, continue. I'll think of it in 10 minutes. Go ahead.

No, a wedding is an obligation. Christian had some friends over. Were they gay? No. I don't believe you. They were women. I don't believe you. Also, Christian is gay, so it doesn't count.

That's true. You were going to say something else. Yeah, with my boyfriend in a non-gay setting. Okay. We don't always... The other thing that I wanted to talk about is in the aftermath of this, this barrage of smears calling me a terrorist, heinous anti-Semi, all these crazy, slanderous statements. All the things I am says March.

Yeah, you're really got to stop that. Jesus Christ. there was a poll that came out earlier this morning. Wow. Very big poll. Very big. It really shouldn't have been big, but it was. People are always talking about my poll.

And the poll was very big because Dr. Obdel Sall said is running up against Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens, two other people. And he was in third position only a couple of months ago before this barrage of hatred started. And lo and behold, in this last poll that has come out since those attacks, he's in first position, and he's actually put nine points on the second position. Nine points. Nine points.

So we had like almost a 15 to 20 point run in a matter of three months in the same time frame. And the poll literally specifies the Hassan Piker bump. Whoa. The poll straight up said. said Hassan Piker, like with the endorsement and the events that he did with Asaam Piker, he saw a massive skyrocketing popularity. Well, that's, no, but I'm, Will, I got to think in this morning because I saw this, one of my associates sent me a message with this poll.

One of your associates? Mike from PA, sent me a text. He said, he said to me, he showed me this. And I got to think and I was like, Will, you and I, no. You are not running for office. Okay. Put your phone down. Oh my God.

Hold on. This is perfect, actually. Wait. This is perfect. What's perfect? It's the 200th episode. Yes. And so I thought the 200th episode.

Yes. We would do something special. Destroy Hassan's phone with thermite. No. I like where your heads had that. I was going to pull. I was going to show you what the poll numbers were. I like where your heads at.

Sure. I was thinking we give it back to our audience. For 200 episodes, they've been with us. Yes, a long time. It's a long time. What's the one thing they've been asking? Whole. Whole.

What's the second thing they've been asking for? So, so much. Our phones? May I introduce to you a new character to the Fear and Universe? What is going on? This will change the dynamic of Fear Anne permanently. This is a new chapter. Fear N2 are starting now.

What is happening? Everybody close your own. eyes. Okay, I'm excited. Close your eyes. I don't do eyes being closed. What? I don't, what if, what if?

No, it's not another Batman situation. There's not another Batman situation. Okay. Ah, Will. What? Hold my hand. There's no way. Is it going to be scary?

I doubt it's going to be scary. Open your eyes. Oh. Is that the Fieran phone case? It's a book. No. Oh. Remember when we used to have an ornament?

Oh, fight box! Wait, but how am I supposed to look anything up? I guess we have you. The phone box. Wait, don't, you're going to break the hinges off. Yeah, but also we do rely on our phones to pull information up. I'm off the dome. I can't do it off the room.

It's not all bad, okay? I thought we could make this a little more interesting too. You can have phone time back. You can have your phone back. You like children. If you bring at least one compelling topic to the podcast, then you have phone time. I do that every week.

Well, no, he said compelling. He didn't say airplane and engaged. Airplanes are compelling. Airplanes and gase. Airplanes are compelling. Also, guys, one more thing. Here's a video from Tony Hawk. What?

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Hassan, what are you keeping your money in these days? Oh my God. In Raytheon stocks and also Palantir. No, that's not talking about your pocket money. But the cold hard cash that I earn from funding the defense contractors, I put in my Ridge wallet.

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and you say, Fierrand! Congrats to you. What's up, Fierand? This is Tony Hawk. I just wanted to say, congratulations to you guys on 200 episodes. You got to be kidding.

I did have a podcast at one point, and I remember when we hit 100 and then 200, and it feels... Wait, pause, pause. I know... Oh, I know what you're doing. He is going to remember that he was on our... podcast. Wait, I didn't know he

watched our podcast. Probably the most infamous episode. It's a cameo. Austin, this is, this kind of predates him. Do you not? Do you not see the cameo in the bottom corner? Bottom left corner? Yeah, no, this is a cameo and it's supposed

So we paid for this? We didn't. Let's keep running through it. Hold on, let's see, yeah. Let's see what he's going to say because I don't think he remembers. Come on, baby. And it's paying off. So, uh, congrats on everything. And if I had any advice to you, it's that you better not rest on your accolades, stay fired up, keep that momentum, 300, 400, want to keep it fresh, and just work at it. And that's it. And that's

it got to build that audience. And it sounds like you're doing that's just that. So, have fun, you guys. And if any of you associated with the show or watching this has a skateboard nearby, do a kickflip. See you guys. Okay, you know what would be really funny? So if it wasn't obvious, no, I thought about that. If it wasn't obvious from that clip, he has no idea. You know what would have been really funny? If he didn't know that this was for the Fear Am podcast that he had been on,

and instead he said, you know, this reminds me of my worst podcasting experience. When I went on a show called Fear and Malding, and one of the suggestions I have for you is don't go on shows where you don't know the hosts. This is doubly crushing because he's the goat and I still love him. and he still has no idea who we are 200 fucking episodes later. Yeah. I don't remember having him on our podcast.

You weren't on. This was fear and maulding. This is before you. Oh. It was one of, I think that was literally one of the last episodes we ever did. Yeah, it was pretty crushing.

Yeah, that was when we were like, because I was such, I, well, I am such a huge fan. Well, that was great. Thank you, Tony. appreciate and if you ever want to be on the Furan podcast, the new, innovated better version. I don't think he wants to be in.

Well, maybe he does. Who knows? Who knows? And you know what, Tony? I got to promise to you. We're going to go 200 episodes minimum more. Oh, 400. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Wow, that's another two years. Yeah, come on. That's another. You got it. You got it. I don't know. Well, I'm telling you.

I might die. No. What? No. Those are not two years of four years. Will, don't do that. No. Yeah, there's 52 weeks. Oh, golly. We've been doing this for that long? I can't all be damned.

Well, we've been doing it for even longer. Yeah, they've been doing it for longer. But, you know. Now they hear nor there. I have something to bring up. I was absolutely devastated yesterday. Devastated yesterday. And I was very hurt.

Very hurt. Because I, I know. I was very. I thought I was very close with somebody. It sounds really traumatic. Jennifer Welch is a good friend of mine. Right. Great friend of mine.

And she was in town this week. Of course. So you guys hung out, right? No. We didn't. She texted me, actually, and she was like, are you in Los Angeles? And I said, yes. I'm in L.A.

And she said, oh, great, I'm taking Hassan to a basketball game. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so happy for you. And I thought the lead up would be, do you want to go to? And it just was, I said, what are you doing? And she told me what she was doing. And I said, well, if you have any time to hang out, let me know. And she said, we'll do. That sounds like.

And that was it. Can I, can I share something with you? Sure. I have this friend that I invite to sporting events all the time. What's his name? Well, I don't want to say. Okay. I don't want to say.

You're too traumatic. Sounds like a handsome guy. It's pretty traumatic. I invite him to sporting events. I mean, probably at least over the last 200 episodes. mean four years. Yeah, right. Hundreds of sporting.

Right. Does he never go once? It's not true. We watched a Super Bowl together. Interesting. Really. And I tuned on my TV last night. Right.

And I saw him at the Lakers basketball game. Really? Wow. Yeah. It sounds like, it's interesting because my friend, Jennifer Welts, was also at the Lakers basketball game. What? Yes.

Ruding for Oklahoma City. She was standing next to some very tall burly man. I don't know. you guys are talking about. Burley, man, wearing it, wearing it. It looked like he was having a lot of fun. Yeah, I don't know. She was sitting next to some man with a cardigan with a tucked in jersey.

Yeah, that's, ooh. Yeah. I can't be associated with someone like that. And he was wearing very expensive glasses. Hassan, did you have any similar stories from the weekend? I don't know. Did you have any similar stories? I don't even know what basketball is.

Okay. Well, so, um, yes, I went to a Lakers game last night. It was the playoffs. I was invited by Ms. Welch, friend of the show, Jennifer Welch. Heartbreaking. She asked me, hey, I'm a big Oklahoma City Thunder supporter. Yeah. And I know you love LeBron.

Would you like to go watch the playoffs with me? We got courtside seats. And I said, sure, why not? That sounds like a fun time. I'm trying to do more social stuff. And I'm glad I did it. Okay. I had, I mean, I was a little, it was an emotional roller coaster.

Right. Watching my goat not make those shots that he used to make all the time. I mean, he still dropped 20 plus. It's not a big deal. He's 41 years old. But yeah, he did. He literally missed a left-handed layup that was, you know, somewhat contested. But I was like, how was that possible?

And I will tell you this much. I've never been so close to the guy. There's one more thing I'd like to pull up, though. Oh, God. Marsh, why don't you go ahead and pull up a photo? No, dude, I don't, don't pull it up. Why don't you go ahead and pull up a photo of who he went to the basketball game? Don't pull it up.

Oh, no, let's take a look. Don't pull it up. Let's take a look. Because Austin, when I saw this photo, I went, did I go to the basketball game? Yeah. Was I there? Yeah. Take a look at this.

Your side bitch looks like me. Your side bitch looks. You're going to cheat with a woman that looks like me. that looks like me? What the fuck is that? That's Jack Coachurole. That's Jack. That's not Will.

Asan, that is horrible. That's horrible. Asan, how could you? And you know what? Jack and I have connected now and we're friends, but we both realized he's got a type, you sick fetished. Yeah.

You sick fetish. No, he's got a fetish. Yes. He's got a fetish for Breckle. Freckles white boys. I also call my friend's fetishes. Yeah, well, you just go down to the street corner down there and downtown L.A. with 100 bucks drive through looking for men with freckles.

Hey, can I get a sucking fuck? Yeah, there's some photos of me from the from the crowd. I have a funny story. I have a crazy story. Tell me. So we get in. We sit down and we're behind the Oklahoma City bench, right? Yeah.

they're the okayc crowd not a lot of okama city fans in general in the arena and there's these three golfing buddies in front of us and i know they're golfing buddies because they are wearing their pretty much everything short of that they're wearing like their golf gear like okayc brain and golf gear wow okay and they're fucking shit face as honestly as one does if you're from oklahoma city coming and play around a golf and then go to an NBA finals yeah that's exactly what was going You nailed it. So they're like these old friends. And LeBron James gets fouled.

Right. Like basically a minute in or maybe two minutes in. Sure. Because OKC, they're hacks. I just want to say they foul a lot. They have a deep bench so they can get some of their players ejected and still actually be a competent team, especially against the much weakened injured Luca, obviously.

I don't even know who that is. With no deep bench for the Lakers side at all. These are like assholes. With barely, with barely any. You know, competent point guard. They don't have a point guard. Austin Reeves, a shooting guard.

He's great. Sure. But fucking can't bring the ball up to save his life. Many turnovers. Anyway, LeBron gets fouled. He's about to take a foul shot. Yeah.

This guy in front of me stands up. He says, LeBron James. LeBron James. LeBron James looks at us. Literally looks in our vicinity. The goat notices me for a brief moment. He's like, oh, my God.

That's the anti-semi-semi-dollus on Piker. But it turns out He couldn't actually figure out He was like, you fucking suck Like LeBron James, you suck That's what he says Oh my God LeBron is pissed

He shoots the first bucket Makes it easy, obviously Then he starts yelling at someone And I'm like, what the fuck? Is he yelling at us? What's going on? He's yelling at the kid Golf guys.

No, not the golf guys. He's yelling at the kid in front of us Who was actually court side. Oh. He thinks the kid on the court side see was the one who was yelling at him. And he's like, you want to talk your shit? I hear you. I see you, motherfucker. You want to come

talk your shit right here? Wow. And the kid is like, the kid is like going through. Wow, that's a formative moment. Yeah, the kid's going through a roller coaster emotions himself. He's like, what the fuck? Like, LeBron James is yelling at me, but I didn't say anything. But I don't know. I can't tell if he's like entertaining it. Like, if there's any back and forth whatsoever. Security guy in front of us is basically telling the guy in front of me,

you're going to get kicked out. They gave us little cards when we sat down that said like your, you know, players can hear you. If you say something like or do something messed up, you will be ejected. It doesn't matter how much money you spent on these seats. Security comes in and ejects the kid. No. No. No.

He stays. But he's like warned. He got a warning. Anyway, later people are like, no, no, no. It was this fucking asshole. Like people are yelling at the security or whatever. Security brings the kid back. LeBron James dabs up.

him up. They kicked someone out for saying you suck during foul shots? No, they didn't. They didn't even, he was like trying to get his attention. Like, I don't think it's about like, that's pretty soft. I don't think, well, they didn't kick him out. He brought him back in anyway. Um, they, they, they briefly, uh, they kicked out a child. How was he? Was he a kid? How old was he? He was like a T, I can't tell probably like 20, but he looks like a kid from my perspective. I'm sorry for your loss and, you know, it's tough to see the goat go out like that. Oh, oh. Other unrelated news, New York Knicks, having the greatest playoff run in NBA history. You want to go to a Knicks game?

I've offered that millions of times. I'm saying, I'm down. Oh, he's a big basketball. I know the mayor. I know the mayor. Well, I don't know. Hey, maybe we can bring your other will enough with us. He may not.

That's crazy. He may not want to go unless you have courtside seats. Right. Yeah, that's probably going to be like, what, 50 grand a pop? Yeah, in Madison Square Garden. Oh, my God. Yeah. We're sitting in the nosebleeds.

I would rather sit in the noseblades with the people. With the people, the socialists. Yeah, we can sit next to, what's, Timothy Charlemagne? Oh, yep, he's courtside. Timothy Shalame. Yeah. Spike Lee. Yeah.

Yeah, the playoffs were crazy, though. Eddie Murphy was there. Really? Leo was there. Did they do shoutouts on the thing? And ladies and gentlemen, these are the celebrities in the audience, Sasan Piker. No, nobody wanted to shout of me.

out, bro. They didn't shout you out? It was potentially LeBron James' last game, so the focus was purely on him. Oh, yeah. Okay. They did give a brief shout out to Usher and Eddie Murphy. They didn't even actually like film fucking Leonard DiCaprio at all.

Was he there? Yeah. Did you see him? On the other side. Okay, other side. We were sitting. They were on the ultra-luxury courtside seats, so there's like... You're a fan of Leo, are you? Leonardo DiCaprio? Why? You guys have same dating happens.

Too old for Leo. As crazy. No. No, keep it in. Keep it the fucking. I'm not like Leo. All right, cut it. Don't cut it.

Don't cut it. That's good. I can't, look, I'm also, Leo is a lot older than I. Yes, yeah. He's old. Christian's 24. He's fat.

Yeah. Oh, okay. No, no, he lost weight. He did. Okay. Yeah, yeah, for one battle after another after that. He was looking good. He's in the 50s.

He's in his 50s. See, by the time in my 50s, Christian will be 100. No, he'll be, he'll be 42. Sure. Or, you know, 42. What are there topics we got? We got. I mean, the basketball game, the Blasley Ed thing, you know, I got some topics.

Well, we have the video of the guy getting run over by the Frontier Airlines flight. Oh, my. You found it? I did. I did. Do you want to watch it? Yes. Yes.

We should just watch more. They found, so last week, ladies and gentlemen, there was a frontier airline's flight. Are you ready to be uplifted episode 200? Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately, Austin is no longer with us because he died. What? I know. How did he die?

A lack of quality doctor care, actually. Yeah, but like specifically. Something very preventable. But like specifically, what do you think his death was? It rhymes with blontobirus. Oh. Oh, okay. That's right.

I've heard about that. He does love going on cruises. He does, and that's why you should use Zock Dog. Zock Dog is a free app and website that helps you find and book high quality in network doctors so you can find someone you love. Yeah, if you go on a 35-day cruise to go birdwatching and you find yourself in a landfill with your loved ones, and then you end up getting haunted virus, I mean, a thing that runs. Don't put off those doctors appointments. especially if you have symptoms like those.

Stop putting off doctor's appointments and go to ZogDoc.com slash fear to find an instantly book a doctor you'll love today. That's ZOCDOC.com slash fear. ZOCDOC.com slash fear. Thanks Zog doc doc for sponsoring this message. Last week, ladies and gentlemen, there was a frontier airlines flight that unfortunately just obliterated. somebody who was on the runway

at Denver airport. The way you said that was so awful. Well, let me take it back. Just. There was somebody that, unfortunately, was just shredded by a airplane engine. Mince me? Yes, completely. Completely.

Well, it turns out they have footage of the incident. Wow. Well, we'll watch it behind the paywall. That's even freakyer. Well, anyway. But it's not, you don't really see anything because it's infrared. Right. So you just see the person.

So I want to correct the record. We said he ran into the engine. He walked leisurely across the runway, and then the plane just came. It didn't seem like he was in a rush to avoid it by any means. And it turns out, and I don't know, I saw this on Twitter, so I can't verify this. So he didn't jump. No, he didn't jump. I couldn't see.

On the infrared, I went through. What did you fucking secure, like, infrared camera footage? Well, I mean, I went through it. How did you find it? It was just on my timeline. It got fed to me. It turns out the guy was a, he was, I don't know what happened to him, but he was evident. I don't know if this is true or not, because I saw it on Twitter, but the thread that I saw,

and I have no way to verify it because I don't have my phone, so I'm just going to say it. He was, he was like, he was a, he had committed some crime. Oh my God. Of some sort that was, but, we'll save this for behind the paywall. Okay. One thing I wanted to do, Marsh, that I thought would be good. Can we go back and watch some of the first episode? Oh, I was thinking about that, too.

Oh. I mean, I just, when's the last time we went back and looked at the first episode where we got the gang together? Well, I think it was in Amsterdam with like 17 people. No, the first episode with the full four. Yeah, that's like episode like 40 years. Yeah. Wait, so I wasn't on the cop podcast.

I haven't even been here for 200 episodes. No, not technically. Technically no, but honorably, yes. Did you think you've been here since episode one? I'll tell you guys this story. I was friends with them at the time, and we're still friends. But we... I don't know about that.

We went to... Not after what you said to me. What? That you look good for your age? You're still saying the things you said to me. You look great. I wish I could look like you. I really do.

You know, minus the zip, right now. I'm just... This is too much? Come on. No, stay on the podcast. I'm getting bullied. Hey, did you bring my hoodie? Oh

Where is it? Is it in Portland, Oregon? I thought I think I may have packed it. I'll check my suitcase. Oh, he packed it again. He packed it again. I did. I'll bring it back to you.

Wow, look at that. Wow. Look at us, dude. Holy! That's crazy. Look at this. Wow, look how young we look. That's crazy.

Was this four years ago? Wow. Wow. Wow. The Jets jersey, the blonde hair. That was the jacket that I stole from Assam with a long hair. Some things never changed. Look at this. Did I do the intro back then? Let's take a look. Cudy wasn't wet. No, we would do improv. There's no way you did. Let me see out how we start it. How do we start it? I think it was impromptu intros.

This is, I mean, this is kind of making. We didn't do, we didn't do cold opens or anything back in the day. No, we did cold opens. Wow. Look at that. Holy shit. We're live. We're live.

Welcome back. It's Sunday. Wow, that's so much better. As an intro. J-E-T-S, Chet-Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets, about to be five and two. Wow. I don't know. I don't know how.

New York's defense. I think it's stifling. I'm happy you guys last weekend. Wow. I used to do the. And you took it from me. March's head is in the fucking... I used to walk through the back all the time.

Yeah. I used to... I remember that old table right over there. Yeah, it's still there. I mean, you know, I did. I think I stole the intros from you. You did. Yeah, and your intro was much...

Well, your intro was much nicer. It was pretty good. I created a consistent product. Maybe we should go back to... Maybe we should go back to me doing the intros? I think people like when they don't know what they're about to get. Yeah, well, how would you give us a little taste?

Give us a little taste right now. Oh, an intro I couldn't. Ladies and gentlemen, episode 200, you've been with us through a wild ride, and now we look back at four years of your favorite podcast, Fear End. Wow, that was so good.

Holy shit. Why don't you do all these other guys? I don't know. I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcast, where we have been together for 200 years. Oh, 200.

Oh. Shit. Human resources. Wait, the funny thing is he's still drinking his coffee. All these years later. Let's skip to a random part of the podcast. Okay. This is a random part.

Go to a highly rewatch. How many, how many views does this have? Wow. Damn, we were doing so much better back then. What the fuck happened? Like, actually, what the fuck haven't? Are we washed? Yeah, we're,

We're fucking washed. When I was popular. Hey, you're still popular. Fake on a Saturday night, do. The hell out of their meat. That's what I was going to do, but I was too riled up.

That's, so I played Valerent. I knew it. I played Valerrant with Kaisenat and your rage gaming. Did not text me. Dude. 200 episodes.

This is the same thing. You're 100 episodes in. What the fuck? Nothing has changed. Nothing has changed at all. I'm still a shit friend. What the fuck? I'm sorry.

What am I still doing here? This is crazy. We went to a random. What the fuck? That's just luck. That's just the weird. That's just a weird. coincidence. That's not.

The craziest thing is the beginning is me inviting you to watch sports too. It's talking about the Jets. I've said I would go watch it with you. I mean, I'm used to it. Oh, get out of town. What do you mean? Get out of town.

What is, what do you mean you're used to I'm used to it? I accept you for who you are. All right, let's go to another random moment. That's crazy. That's great. Can I be honest? I don't have geopolitical fears anymore. Because it's not fucking yolo mode. Well, I told Caroline something last night, and I think it disturbed her deeply.

I'm convinced I'll be dead. God damn, well, I've not been very kind of my heart. Wait, wait, wait, wait, why is this? Well, I'm still alive and I was wrong. Wait, wait, wait, so how many? I should have had geopolitical fear because it got worse. It's true. It could get way worse.

Yeah. And I'm still regretfully alive. Yeah. Wait, you... I'm waiting for God to take me. Did you say here that you'd be dead within a year? Yeah. Well, I mean, well...

You're about to say you still have time. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to die. You're one of my favorite people on Earth. What were you about to say? I was about to say that we... Well, we don't want you to pass away, is what I was going to say.

Thank you. Let's cut to another random. Sure. Okay, Cinearlla. How'd you feel about the new album? Okay, okay, okay. No,

I can't even jump into it because the night of the release, this motherfucker is hanging out with John Mayer. That's true. I would like you to know, I made you a slideshow about why we hate John Mayer.

Okay, but I literally. I just want to let you know. Oh my God, this was the first slide show episode. Wow. She came in hot. Wow. I really didn't talk a lot back then.

Yeah, you were... You've got up a lot. Thank you. That's good. You're in the emotional closet. Yes. Oh, my God. That's true. Yeah.

At this time in my life, wearing your Tune Squad v. A jacket. That's crazy. What an ugly jacket that is. Wait, you gave it to me. Yeah. You let me wear it.

Yeah, because it's... You gave me that jacket. You thought it was an ugly jacket? I wore the shit out of that. Well, you know, it's interesting because now he doesn't even ask to take the clothing anymore. No, well, I can't. Well, this is actually fucking crazy. I feel like time is a flat circle.

Yeah. Are you wearing someone else's clothes? I'm being a horrible friend, me wanting to die. No. Nothing's changed. No, we're good. Cutie talking about Taylor Swift. I know.

Nothing's changed. All right. One more, one more moment, and then we'll move on. This is kind of making me emotional. all. No, let's go to the, let's go past the slide show. Oh, oh my God, I think I know what that is. What is that? That's Cudy Cinderella.

That's precisely what it is. No way. I love these guys. Oh, hell yeah. Will would have been, oh, my God, it's the religious strong guy. Look at the strength of their faith, cutie. Wow. I wish she could get back into the church.

You know, I said to Ludwig the other day, I was like, what would you do if I became Mormon again? And he was like, I don't know. Oh my God. God. You couldn't have done that without Christ. Okay, can I just say something? That's not true because...

Wow. Wow, we've come so far. Let's see one more. Let's do one more. And guys, in the comments, please leave us your favorite fear end of it. Yes, your favorite fear of episode for us. You want us to keep doing this.

Many. So I took world religions. I took Old Testament, studied everything. And then I wrote my own religion. That's true. I sat down. in a fever dream and I wrote my religious.

So close to being a school shooter. Well, can I tell you, I got in trouble because I started converting people. And I converted like 20 or 30 people at my school to my faith. Yeah. And then they're going to be like ethene. They pulled me aside. The insane thing I've ever heard. They were like, you got to stop this.

You're converting good Christian and Catholic boys and curls to like. What was your religion called? Nephism. Nephism. Nephism. I should have stayed with the religion. Austin, how do you feel seeing yourself? Well, first of all, like, I look at myself at this period of time, and I'm like, my God, I was so ugly.

Can I say something? I knew who we were going to say. We all look better now. Unironically, yes. Yeah, we all had a glow up. And, you know, I used to think I was like, man, it's over at 30. Right. And I feel like it only gets better.

Yeah. I've put on more muscle. I've gained more confidence. My sense of style has gotten better. Right. You just steal our clothes. Well, I don't steal your clothes. He now knows, like, better clothes to steal.

Yeah, but I don't, that's just a cat. Like, your sweatshirt is something that I wear just while I'm sitting on the couch. Oh, so now he's stealing your clothes. It is a designer sweatshirt. It is? Yes. Yes. Yes, it's a special edition, one of one where you only can get it at an athletic event for

LA Dodgers game. I thought you just, you went to, a very famous Japanese designer. You went to the store? Oh, it's a designer? Yes. Holy shit, Christian. Why did we steal that? Are you listening right now? He doesn't, he doesn't know who.

That's crazy. I am so sorry if I knew it was worth that much. Like those iconic petals, the flowers. If I knew it was worth that much, I would have never told you that I saw it. And Austin's the funny one now. Yeah, that's true. He has become funny. I've learned so much. You know who I learned from? Will Neff. Wow. Will Neff. You know, you are sitting next to you every week. What does you learn from me? Well, hold on. Let me get, I'll get to you. I have learned so much from Will. Every week, you are When I first started working with you, Will, you were intimidating to work with. Really? Because, not because you're a mean person or like you're, you're one of the nicest people ever,

but you're intimidating because you're so good. You're so quick. You're so good on camera. We worked together at 100 thieves, and that was like the first, you know, well, actually, we were way back when when we did the first dating show with Asan. And you, even though you weren't trying to, you'd challenge. challenge me to become a better host. You challenge me to be a better funny guy.

And you have a better podcaster. You just get better all the time. Well, thank you. And, you know, yeah, I appreciate that. We've all gotten better. You know that? And Hassan. Except for Marsh.

Yeah, Marsh has gotten noticeably worse. I'm kidding, Marsh. The merch was fantastic. I think the drugs that he's consuming have rotted his brain slowly. No, guys, the merch drop was fantastic. That was good. And Hassan. The drugs are making him more creative.

Yeah. Hassan. Making him a worst producer. I think you are one of the most brilliant commentators out there. I think, actually, and I think you're really fucking funny. I think you're really funny. And I don't think you get enough credit for being funny. I think that's why your political commentary is so successful is because you make politics fun.

And now he's got the piker bump. For me, yeah, the piker bump. For me. He genuinely wants the run for office. Well, I think he's salivating. Every time there's a new article that comes out that's like, Hassan Piker, is he actually the kingmaker? He will literally be like... Let's put it to the test.

You know what I mean? He literally gets excited. Let's just find some weak liberal in middle of Oregon and let me just steamroll. I will do everything in my power. I will do everything in my power to ensure that you would never have any power. He could run in West Hollywood. No, I don't want him to have any power. Are you afraid of what happens?

Yes. I feel like you would be the comptroller. And like even in a minor like position where you're like in charge of sanitation. you would find a way to abuse that power. You'd have like twinks. What? You'd have a twink brigade that would have nothing to do with picking up trash whatsoever. They would just be serving you.

You'd be like, I'm telling you. It'd be like, oh, I had to get these twigs. No, I would be so. Attending. No, because I have so much like pent up frustration with the system. And I would, I think in power I would use it for good. I would invest a lot of energy in consumer, You would be a benevolent dictator.

I don't think so. You would offer like some noticeable immediate improvements. This is my platform. Universal Health. You would be Walmart Gaddafi. No, universal health care for all. Yeah, it's fair amount. Free public education.

Okay. A livable wage. Wow. Right? Rent control. Okay. What office are you running for? Well, Congress.

Okay. Right. His first office, he's got to hold. Yeah, he's going to be. Congress. Yeah. He's going big. He's not even representative.

He's going senator. Senator Austin Show. Right? From the state of Oregon. Can I say? Got a good ring. No. Senator Austin Show.

No, it does. Senator Austin Show. Senator. I could see him doing his own beauty pageant. Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah.

Shows little beauties. Bring him on out. I, Austin. Austin, the moment that he touches, a crumb of power would immediately abuse it. Pretend your, let me practice a debate. No, he's going to be a good politician. Oh, no, the other thing. Staffers are basically like your little slaves.

What? No, you can't say that. You know how like you like having your shit tended to, like carried around? You did like to help in China. I did. Like bag man. There's a, you can have a bag man. Yeah, but that's fine.

No, me, look. I think, look, even FDR liked a little help. And he was a fantastic. He had childhood polio. Sure. He couldn't walk, Austin. I do love the image of Austin's show being so empathetic to his handicapped constituents that he rides around everywhere. Pushed in a chair.

No, but hold on. I know he had polio. We need to get some raps. I know he had polio, but don't you think he liked it just a little bit? Not polio. the fuck bro Austin you might have lost me on that one

I was on the fence I really was a voter in the middle that was a bit that didn't roll over the way oh wow okay holy shit you got more no

combo look look look like yeah you got a leg stand on buddy look like for those of you out there who have polio I apologize no one has polio yeah no well well

never say never that's right junior, baby. Oh, that's right. He's trying to bring it back. Yeah, we're bringing it back. Wow, man. RFK. That's pretty good. That's RFK Jr. It's my RFK Jr. impression. That went on. He's still going. Wow. That's what RFK Jr. sounds like. Damn. That's crazy. That's also a good.

Now I'm beginning to believe that you're a service top. Yeah. You really think so? That's the first time you've said it. Dude, if you're RFK in the dick. Yeah. I mean, that's the first time you said it. You were a nasty little hoe on that. Oh. Yeah, you were gagging on it.

Yeah, thank you. You were throwing bubbles. Thank you. Thank you. I've been trying to spread the message. You know? The message. Austin shows a service top.

Yeah. And a politician. That's right. We do need a service top politician. That's right. I think so we need more gay politician. Yeah, he's going to be like, Austin's going to be like,

I'm going to serve the people like I am serving all these things. So a lot of people have been asking you to run. And are you going to do, I want to ask the question. Are you going to run for office? I actually think, and I said this and people disagree with me, I think your job is harder than running for office. I mean, they already want to kill him. Yeah.

Do they? Wait until he holds office. What do you mean? You're the one who freaks out all the time about how I have, like, you know, death threats. No, of everybody on the fear M pod. I'd bake the best pod. Well, hold on now. Fair.

100%. You think so? Will, I, nobody could work an elderly folks home like I could. Did you just say elderly? He said nobody can work an elderly hole. Oh my God. Wait, this is how would I? You did say that.

That was the craziest Freudian slip. You did say that. I've ever heard. I mean, you're going to fuck your own constituency. He's going to tongue punch. Austin show, nice to meet you, Margaret. it bend over let me tongue that box you're just going to tongue punch your way into the ballot box

no I'm just if I had to eat pussy to become the president I would wow how magnanimous Austin show 2028 let me eat your pussy that scandal would rock Fox News well anyway regardless I nobody could work an elderly home like I could and a hole cats out of the bag

No one can work an elderly hole is. That's the best Freudian slip I've ever heard. Anyway, you think you'd be a better politician than I would? I think we'd be a powerful ticket, the two of us. I just, I don't think I would want to do it. And I think that's what would make me the best. Okay. Well, I don't want to do it either.

Correct. Am I the only one that wants to? Yes. That's why I'm terrified of you getting a crumb of power. Okay. I think you're already crashing my future campaign. Yes. I'm telling you, I would work again.

against you. You know, I would actively... They're going to use these clips against me. I would actively find a candidate to run against you. By the time there's any real momentum in you running for office, none of these clips will matter. I think the quality, the standard that we have for what is a good politician will have diminished so much.

Yeah, that's true. That it won't matter. That's true. I'll be living in China by then. Do you have... Oh, China? I thought it was Japan. Now it's China.

Well, Japan's really cracking down on immigration. Oh, really bad. Oh, shit. Are you going to move to China? Maybe. Okay. I mean, I don't want to. Hey, speaking of China, did you see that the mayor of like Arcadia?

Yeah. Arcadia. My queen. My queen. My queen. Dude, I love that story. We can talk about it. What did China want to know about Arcadia?

That's why it's awesome. Okay. So they're that thorough. Let me, let me, let just makes you think, like, what else are they doing? Let's rewind real quick. So the year is 2020. Okay. This lady who will later go on to become the mayor of Arcadia is writing a newspaper, a local newspaper.

Arcadia has a big Chinese American population. And in the newspaper, they're writing like favorable coverage over China. Okay. Then this lady's husband, from what I understand, gets arrested for espionage or for, you know, collaborating with China in some way. Then she ends up running for mayor and winning. The way the story is presented in mainstream news is like this woman was conducting espion, so you would think like, oh, she's selling state secrets of Arcadia. Of Arcadia. I mean, the people's Republic of China.

Xi Jinping, we have a hundred car washes and we have one Cheshwan restaurant that's okay. Sheghingpink's like, tell me more. I really want to know about Arcadia. Yeah, which by the way, I have a funny Xi Jinping story about that as well. He is actually, he has visited Iowa twice. Wow. Yeah. So he actually does like Iowa.

There's a photo of Xi Jinping out there. You've got to look this up. Xi Jinping Starcraft bedroom. Lao bang. This is a very, this is a very rare Xi Jinping. Oh, or not Star Trek, Star Trek. Sorry. Oh, I say StarCraft.

Image. So I don't even know if you can find it. I have it on my phone if you can't find it. There's one of him like laying on the bed, but it might just be destroyed on Google. Like you can't even find it. This bedroom used to have Star Wars memorabilia all over it as well as plastered. But this is the bedroom that he stayed in in Iowa. But why was I talking about Xi Jinping?

Sure. Oh, because Xi Jinping is not invested in the going ons of Arcadia. In the Cummings and Goings of Arcadia. What are you talking about? No, they were just... They have 10 Starbucks. Yeah. What state is Arcadia in?

California, Austin. Austin, it's like driving. You know what? I'm sick and tired of people giving me shit about this. We have so many cities, you know, in towns. I don't keep in track. Why are we measuring intelligence by how many fucking places I know? Right.

Good question. You know what I mean? Arcadia, Arcadia, Shmedia. I don't know where the fuck that is and I don't give a shit. How about that? Okay. Anaheim. Yeah, South Disneyland.

Okay. South on I-5. Anaheim, same distance as Arcadia from where we're sitting right now. I know Arcadia National Park. Shouts out Arcadia and fans in Arcadia. Shouts out to the working class in Arcadia. We know Austin doesn't care about you. Well, no, no, no.

I care a lot about the working class all across this nation. He's taking my stuff again. All across this nation. But Arcadia, I know Arcadia National Park. I just didn't know where it was. Got it. Okay. Well, a lot of people don't know where Portland is.

All he was doing was writing. articles that were positive about China while in communication with I think a Chinese national that may have been a party official and she was asking questions about like is this good is this not good for

you know does this make China look good that was it that so it wasn't like so she so she wasn't like deep undercover espionage for Arcade so is she getting arrested? She's getting deposed she pled she pled guilty but what she can go well because what she played guilty is

like you have to register as a foreign agent. That's it. It's a fairer violation. So, I mean, I would have been on. The maximum penalty is 10 years in prison. If I was her, I would have been on the first flight to Beijing and I would have been fucking out of here. Are you kidding me? If you're going to plead guilty to be an agent, why the fuck would you stay here?

Right? Get the fuck out. Dude, Austin shows lessons in espionage. I'm just saying if you never go down. I'm just saying. Austin shows in the wind. I'm just going to say, if you're going to commit. espionage, which you shouldn't.

You shouldn't get a espionage, right? Dude, I can't just see Austin show with blonde hair and a mustache in Rio. I'm just saying, it's kind of like cheating, right? You shouldn't cheat. But if you do, don't do it in public. That's crazy.

But if you're going to do espionage, why the fuck would you come out with it? I mean, if you're going to do espionage, why are you doing it in Arcadia? Yeah, well, just get out of here. What are you doing? If you're going to do espionage, I'm sure there's out of it. This one fan who was like, wow, that's great advice about it. I'm just saying, don't, am I crazy to think?

Like, just go get the hell out of here. What are you doing? I think the reason why she played guilty is because it's a very, very minor offense of the media is blowing out of proportion. But the Trump administration is fucking crazy. Maybe they'll make a distraction and an example out of her, right? Death by firing his club. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't. Well, they won't do that because he's right now. He's with Uncle She right now in Beijing, living. our best. Uncle she. Uncle she, I really shouldn't like him, but I do. Yeah, I'll tell you, the McDonald's in Beijing. Oh, that's fantastic. They make a mean quarter pounder

with Seshwan sauce. She did say we're very good friends on his way over there. Dude, he's so easy. Dude, he's so easy to just manipulate. I mean, basically, if you give him a compliment, he rolls over. Yeah. But also, like, I mean, she is everything he wants. Yeah. Like actual power, like, respect.

How do I get another term in office? Yeah. These damn Americans are so married to the term limit thing. Is he going to, he's trying to stay in office, right? Trump, yeah. Yeah, he's going to try. That's what he's going to ask. How do I stay in office?

Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. It's not looking too great for Trump. I'll be honest. Really? Approval ratings are an all-time low. Are you optimistic about America's future?

A little bit. We'll see how the midterms pan out. Yeah. If we can get enough piker bumps. Yeah, I'm trying to bump it up. I'm trying to bump it up everywhere all around. Yeah. Well, okay.

I'll, uh... Dude, it's crazy, though. Like... I will also be participating in bumps this weekend on EDC. Oh, you guys are going to... Fisbumps, you mean. Yeah, yeah. By the time this episode comes out, you guys will be back from EDC.

That's right. You're taking my boyfriend from me. That's right. I take him to the airport tomorrow. And I'll treat him just like you treated my sweater. Oh. I'll wear it hard and put it away wet. Oh. Wow.

Wow. Careful. Yeah. I don't know how long you could last. Yeah. You think you could out meet him? Yeah. I don't know.

You might need a license to ride. That's great. Yeah. I'm telling you. I think I'd last longer than you because for no other reason other than I'm not gay. Shit, I didn't even think about that. I was thinking of it as like, damn, you're going to, oh, really? No.

No, I just think. I'm telling you. You got competitive for no reason. Yeah. He's not a game. I'm just being funny. Yeah, no, I think you're really funny. He's not a game man.

But he's still going to turn Christian out. Just be careful with him. I will be. Be cautious. He's got to have to be careful. He gets lost and his phone dies all the time. That's the craziest thing we say. We have this debate.

If your phone dies, you are a psychopath. Your phone's on 1% right now. Well, but I'm charging it. But he doesn't charge it at night. And it dies constantly. Crazy. Sometimes I fall asleep without charging it, too. But you'd probably wake up and charge it.

I go to the gym. My phone doesn't die. Yeah. But I had, like, I can't go to the gym without my phone. Austin, did Christian happen to tell you the sleeping arrangements? No, the flight arrangement. The accommodations in which he's arriving. No, I didn't hear about that.

Uncle Marshie got his tickets in his flights. I knew that. Well, what are you flying? did I get him to ticket. What? I always fly my Twink's first class. Wow. You're flying.

You're flying. He's putting out. He's putting out. Excuse me. It's like this. It's like this. I would never allow my twigs. Excuse me.

Excuse me. It's like this. I'm just now learning for the first time that's- Austin just loads them into stowage. He just packs them in the suitcase. Hold on. I'm learning for the first time here, if you're and listeners,

that Southwest Airlines has first class. Yeah, he's at the front of the plane, except with extra leg room. Oh, you bought him premium, you bought him advanced boarding? There's no first class on Southwest Airlines. This is propaganda. He already checked his ticket. I already checked what airline he was flying on. You kidding me?

I knew, I know what plane he's flying on. I know his pilots. Okay. I know his pilots. Wow. All right? Insane. I'm going to get one of the little passes to drop him off at the gate.

you know yeah right he's gonna get lost so if Christian has a great time are you coming next year yeah I'll come next year the only reason I'm not going this year is because I have Porta Vaya

I have a very busy summer schedule You know we know we're ready Yep no we've heard it Furt of Ayarta I've heard it so many times Puerto Vallarta Pride WeHo Pride

Right Chicago Pride Right Berlin Pride You want me to link you all With the mayor In Chicago? Yeah

Of course. You should go to a Cubs game while you're there. Yeah, I'd love to. As the homie, maybe. You know what? Maybe I'll go to Chicago Pride with the mayor and not with you. That would be crazy. Why would you do that?

Maybe why would you go hang out with it? Austin's standing there and he just sees, he just sees Hassan on the fucking float. That would be. Come in. Oh my God, ladies and gentlemen, it's Hassan Piker and friends. Yeah, we'll just get... Out! We'll just wave of you.

Wait, wait. Is the mayor gay? No. Okay. He's the fucking mayor. He's gonna be at the Pride Braille. Hook me up with him. Like, I don't want to fuck the mayor.

No, I don't want to fuck the mayor. No one knows how to work in elderly hole. Is he older? No, he's a little bit older than us. Brandon. Youthful hole. Will you endorse my campaign for mayor? No.

Okay. All right. I've already told you. I'm so serious. Mayor of Portland Austin show. No, you do not deserve to be anywhere near power. I think, look, I think that's a terrifying

Are you guys going to come to me Are you guys going to What? Are you guys going to come with me To any any prize this year? Maybe Chicago. I'll be there, maybe. Okay.

West Hollywood. West Hollywood. You're not going to, I'll do West Hollywood Pride. Sure. Come with me. Let's do it. Let's go out a little bit.

We don't even need to stream it. Why not? You know? We went last year. We did. We did go last year. Did I go last or no? No.

Two years ago you went and spank that guy. Yeah. They still run that shit on Fox News. Wait, they did? They ran the spank clip on Fox News. Do they call you gay? Everything I do, they just... It just cracks me up how they call you the Fsler more than me.

Like, you get called the Fsler. Like, I've seen pictures of you and me together dressed as maids, and they call you the Fsler. Yeah. Like, it's like, I don't get it. Like, I don't know why... You're like, why not me? No, I don't want to be called it. But it's just like they use it.

Like, it's such it. It's like, the... Efsler is so dead. It's really funny because, like, I'm obviously secure about my masculinity and sexuality. Yes. Which is why I look fucking awesome in those made outfits. And the guys that are calling me the EFsler, they're like, I would never do that because I'm not, I'm not gay.

It's like, well, clearly you got a little bit of insecurity going on about your sexuality, it seems, because you're making a big deal out of this. And whatever, whatever female relative you have. in your life would probably love to get dug out by me in that made outfit. Gee whiz! What a note to end on. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I got this.

Oh, okay. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, 200 episodes, five years, we have been doing this pod, including the original iteration, including the original iteration of the show,

and not much has changed. Can I get a Dr. Pepper? And what started as a way for friends to hang out once per week has become the favorite pod of a lot of you. And without you, we would not keep going. I have been approached by so many of you who say that this podcast is so important to you. And for those fans, I hope we can keep it going for another two episode. You are the wing beneath our wings.

No, too much. You are the wind beneath our wings. We appreciate you so much. and thank you for tuning in every single week. We promise this next year of episodes is going to be our best yet. So from the bottom of my heart and everybody here on the Fear End team

stay dangerous. We'll see you behind the paywall. We appreciate you more than you could ever know. We hope we give back a fraction of what you give us. And here's to 200 more of the Fear End pod. We're going on tour. See you on the paywall. Patreon.com slash Friren.

We're going on tour. It's actually surprising how little athleticism is required to get... To be sucked into an airplane. I thought you would have to like jump up. Like there's some running. You time it. Nope. He just stood right now. I'd like to present this question to the group.

Do we think this was an intentional act? A hundred percent. No, he was just like, oh, I'm going on a leisurely walk at night. I love going out on walks. Oh my God, what is that in the distance? He had to jump a fence. I don't think he felt anything.