Fear& - Is this the END for Fear&?! | Fear&

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

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Don't you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know the same way you can skip an ad? I get it. I'm Siaia and I live in Ice Cove. I've made some questionable decisions that didn't end up the way I planned. And today I'm still figuring it out. Somehow things usually get worse before they get better. Apparently, that's how I roll.

So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride. Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem. I am a believer that everything has its time. No, it doesn't. Why are you, I didn't realize you were going to be fucking talking about how you're going to quit the podcast. This is drama. I think the podcast should just end. No.

Why? Because we've done it all. No, we haven't. We've had a great run. No, we haven't. We could still fill Madison Square Garden. I agree with Austin. I don't think we can ever do that.

Come on, cut. I think this podcast can fill Madison Square Garden and it will one day. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, what Hassan said. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and podcast where we are on a generational run by being together. Nobody's missing an episode. We're all here.

I don't know if that's generational. No, it's a generation. For us. Forever someday. You know, we can be together forever someday. Forever someday. we can be together forever someday. Oh, Taylor Swift.

No, it's Mormon. Don't burp into the mic. Very rude. Okay. You burped? Guys, my hands are freezing. What's happening? Am I dying?

My hands are cold too. Wait, your hands are cold too. My hands are cold too because it's cold in here because I cranked up the AC. Oh, God. Because it gets hot in here with the lights and everything. But it's a generational run for us. This is the number one phelennial podcast. Phelanials are famous for what?

Quiet, And we are not quite quitting. What's a feileneal? He's doing self-deprecation. He's got like three jokes. Let him do it. Okay, go for it. That's crazy.

He's gonna say he's gay, he's got the fellennial. Austin is the funny guy. I got three jokes. You are not, I like to rinse bits a lot. Are you saying I only have three, I like to rinse bits. I'm talking about him, you fuck. I'll take you down if you want it.

I got so crazy. No, that's crazy. I want to say this as nicely as possible, but unfortunately if we were to make a tier list of who's the funniest on the podcast. you're at the bottom. Yeah, I'm not a very funny guy. Your E.T. thing was funny.

I actually did. I'm not funny. I'm not funny guy. But what you're the best at. I watched the E.T. thing back, that was very funny. Thank you.

I actually, I've said this a lot. I think the reason your political commentary is so effective is because you're funny. Thank you. If you weren't funny,

but the problem is they're not super. You're just in a room of Titans. They're not super political people. Oh, salenial is a political thing. No, no. It's like millennials.

Explain to me. No, no, no, no. Millennials are the failed generation. I didn't even know what macabre meant. He doesn't even know who Roger Stone is. Why is everybody fighting me? I'm trying to compliment him without taking you guys down. No, thank you so much.

In order to compliment us, you need to push someone down. Okay. I'm just saying you're type of humor. I know who Nancy Pelosi is. No, I know, but he does political humor and I laugh at it because it's political humor, but it's kind of nerdy autistic shit, you know? I know. And it's, we found out that it does not look good when they clip it and post

on Fox News. No, it doesn't. No, it's just, it looks very bad. No, it does. It looks very bad. I'll make a, like, I'll make a, like, a, like, a Tucker Carlson joke about, like, um, well, I'll do Tucker Carlson voice, like, talking about how Tucker Carlson would, like, describe, uh, 9-11 or something. And then they'll clip it. And I'm doing the Tucker Carlson voice. Dude, one time I did that, you know how good my impressions are? Wait, let's hear it. I was talking, well, not Tucker Carlson. I was talking about Paula Dean. Oh, I was just say, Tucker Carlton. Carlson. I have my retainers and. Oh, sorry. Tucker Carl.

In my mind, just for a brief moment, you also thought that she had a Tucker Carlson voice, right? No. I was doing a Paula Dean. If you don't know Pauline was racist. That's the goal now. Oh, you didn't know Pauline was racist? No, I'm telling you guys if you didn't know. Wait, I thought Paula Dean kind of got.

Didn't she kind of get smacked for some racism? Yeah, she said the end word. That's what I'm saying. And so I was explaining Paula Dean to someone. And I was like, I'm Paula Dean. I love butter and I hate. And then I like said it. And then I realized that my impression.

Wait, you said the answer. No, I said the people. What? I didn't say the N-WR. Are you worried about saying I hate black people? Look what you've just done to yourself. Wait, that's what you were worried about. In my Palladine impression.

Can you do it? No. That was, this is it. That's my problem. My Palladine impression is I love better. While we're talking about funny tears, you should probably avoid impressions just all together. Hey, hey, chill.

Let the girl do her things. I think part of the, it's kind of like my jingle bit. Yeah. Wait, I'm sorry. It's kind of like my jingle bit. See? I sound just like him. See?

There you go. Are you saying that the generational run, Cudy Zinirala went on with her Barack Obama. We're using generational run a lot. Yeah. With her Barack Obama voice. Malia. Oh, for a second I was like, that's the president. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Joshua and I've given up all. That was awesome. Home run. Thank you. Generational. Thank you. You know, hoodie.

Huty cutie is different. I've been like it. You guys have seen some of the fan cams I've been sent. Unfortunately, I am a big George Bush fan cam. I've seen this. Look. I love them. You want to watch them?

Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, they're good. Stop down. What? Let's hit the brakes. What?

Why? Why? Why? Why? You'll see once I show you. Look, if you don't know that he was a war criminal. Yeah, he's very charming. He's very charming.

He's very charming. Through one hell of an opening pitch. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you. Or who could forget. Now watch this drive. Yeah.

I'm telling you. I've got three that I've saved recently. You've saved Georgia B. Bush fan camps on your phone. I've been on this side of TikTok before. They're so funny. Okay. I've seen. It's crazy because I sent them to you and you guys didn't watch them.

You want to know who's even crazy than George B. Bush? Richard Nixon. There are zoomers that like do fan camps from Richard Nixon, which is so strange. I am not a crook. Well, hi Richard Nish. I don't know. I mean, he was woke. He started the EPA. Yep. Okay. And he also. Broke into a government building.

Yeah, well, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's kind of pales in comparison to the, I mean, yeah, there's a water gate every day now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get over it. Yeah. But also, yeah, my argument for Richard Nixon is, uh, uh, established relations with the People's Republic of China. Right. Right. So that's why, like, when Henry Kissinger passed away, there was like a day of morning in China. Everyone else in the world was like, fuck this guy. He's a crook. He, he sucks. He sucks. He sucks. He's a work on him.

I'm going to Beijing. Dude, they're so funny. There's a very famous. Only Nixon can go to Beijing. There's a very famous recording of him saying the Fsler. Yeah. About the Grove. Yeah.

The thing that people get together and hang out. Look at this. Watch this. Wait. Wait. Yeah. Hold on. Before we move on, Richard Nixon called the Los Angeles Grove. No, no, not.

He was talking about the Grove. Yeah. No, no. What's the Grove? The Secret Illuminati play. that people get to go to. And like, oh,

the girl. Oh, I thought you were talking about the place with the movie theater. Oh, in San Francisco, where they go

and like, yeah, go to. Richard Nixon famously said it's a, that's a place for queer as they go to and,

you know, hang out with one another and dance. It was an old 1960s homophobia. There is also, classic. It's really interesting

because there's also tapes between him and Ronald Reagan where Ronald Reagan is whoa, insanely racist. Not bad. Yeah.

Not bad. I can't go to the grove. Partake in my videos now. Yeah, let's watch this fan camp. George W. Bush. Look at this. Wait, our audio. Oh, audio.

Oh, look at that. Oh, my God, Taylor Swift. It's Gracie. Oh, not the 911. Wow. Here's another. Are you fucking kidding me? Here's another.

Wait, I need to see the comments on this. I need to go back to the first one. I need to see comments. It's a binger. The crash over the clip of funny. Okay. You know, things are. are bad when we are romanticizing the Romanizing.

Dick Cheney's clip on I Was a Dick, genius. Okay. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Ideologically, I'm not sure about all this, but artistically, I am obsessed. Is this white women sciop? Are they trying to make the white ladies like George? I do fall into sciops really easily.

Let's go to the other. Go to the next one. Are they trying to get George W. Bush to be. I'm very impressionable. Oh, I've seen this one. You've seen this? Yeah, it's on my algorithm. Look at him go.

Oh, yeah. Heading on his face, nothing I can do. I just hate that, like... You go, a little man. I hate that he dodged. It's actually pretty tall. Oh, really? Yeah, he's like six-three.

Look, he flipped him off. That's awesome. I hate that he dodged those shoes. I hate that. Well, he's an athlete. I know. It was aura, and I hate that because he should have eaten it. See, here, go ahead, Paul.

I maintain to this day he was just a lovable dufus and Dick Cheney Yeah for sure but it doesn't matter You're still responsible for everything Yeah, he's a worker And also comes from a psychotic family Also what is going on with that

PFP, that PFP is on Twitter is like a racist Nazis PfB so I wonder if it's the same account. Oh That's crazy Am I consuming a racist Nazis propaganda? You know, fall into Syops easy It's hard to Syracis. I found out

via our Patreon when I was talking about the Lindsay Clancy trial that I was on the Sciop side No I tried to tell you that I didn't realize Basically pushed me down Are we talking about Lindsay Clancy

I literally was like Oh we probably shouldn't talk about this I was like no Will And you're like no He killed those kids I think I think I didn't know I was in that pipeline Listen

You got to tell a girl when she's in a pipeline Girl What? There are times where I'm gently I'm doing gentle parenting. Don't be gentle. Say, uh-oh, you're in a pipeline again. I can't do. I can't do that. You got to help me. Because if I, if I do that, the people at home don't understand if I'm like,

Shut up. Judy, don't listen to Will. Believe all women. I'm predisposed to cult-like behavior. Believe all women. She's the one that's saying. Okay, not that woman. We believe her. She's definitely a postpartum. Depression.

That's what she's saying. Kitty, you were dragging me down with you. But I was saying, I know, but I was telling you. that the guy murdered her. No, I was convinced. And I believed it. And I've been repeating it. I'm still confused.

And everyone keeps yelling at me. And I'm like, what are you guys talking about? I don't know. I have it on good authority. I just. Well, do you guys want the kind of woke take here? You missed it, though.

We had one more. Oh, yeah. Aren't they being published by Nazis? Didn't we figure that out? No, no. This one looks like a nice person. I see another one. Sure.

Yeah, shut up, Will. Let's look at Georgia B. Bush fan camps. Fuck it. Let's not fall into Siams. My God, this is a whole thing. I think they're so funny to me. You laughed like George Bush right there.

Guys. Okay, let you stop it. There are two things that will always be funny to me. Well, three things. Three things will always be funny. War criminals. No, George Bush fan cams, I don't know why I think they're hilarious. I just think it's so funny that people are making George Bush fan camps.

Abby Lee Miller edited into anything I think is so fucking hilarious. And then people that fart and pretend they didn't fart. Okay. The third one was a curveball. Yeah. And sometimes when people fall down, unless they're old, then it makes me really sad.

Oh, no, I get really sad when I, when like a fat kid falls. I don't know why. Fat people can fall too. Were you that kid? I think,

I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's like my, I see my brother or myself. I don't know what it is. If I see like a fat kid get bullied, I get super sad. Did you used to fall? sometimes.

Yeah. It's not funny. No, it's funny, I guess. I just, I don't think that. I did. You used to fall. Like he's a fucking weble wobble? I'm just,

no, I'm not laughing. I'm laughing. I think it's funny. Look at you now. Nobody, nobody bullies you anymore. There's Obama fan cams too.

I repost those ones. I share the George Bush ones for private, but I repost the Obama ones. And Obama uses Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift doesn't DMCA at, you know, who she DMCA's freaking Donald Trump. Yeah. But she doesn't DMCA George of your

voice. So what is she's throwing purple? None of those were TASIP songs, you fucking idiot. The first one wasn't? That was Gracie Abrams. Oh shit, I'm sorry. What does that say about Gracie Abrams? I accept your apology. Actually, a lot of people have a lot of things to say about Gracie Abrams. Okay, say the things about Gracie Pops, but I don't know if you want to get into it. I'm on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

It's me, her, and Zoraaum. Well, I have a girly pop on Gracie Abrams today if you want to do it. Girlie pop. We don't have to do it right now. It feels early. Okay, okay. Okay, Will, we're going to start with you. Exactly.

Because you have the woke update to probably the most riveting story that's taken up, uh, TikTok, like a firestorm. Oh, man, I tell you what, my life is so busy. Austin. You don't work. I do. With a life so busy. Are you kidding me?

I used forkful. What? Yes. What's that, Austin? Oh, forkful. a meal service that can be delivered right to your door. Chef prepared meals. Oh, that'd be so good for me because all I do is eat what's between my toes.

No, Austin, I could never do that. You want to know why? Why? Because they're always full of seed oils. Well, good thing. Forkful meals, they don't use seed oils. What? Yeah, it's crazy.

I don't even know how they, but they make them taste so delicious. Are you kidding me? I like the eggplant parmesan. Forget about it. Is it the one with over spaghetti? Oh, are you kidding me? I'm freaking, sometimes I just take the eggplant

and eat it without the spaghetti, but you can do it any way you want with the forkful meals, all right? I just love it. It's so good it made you a tally. Yeah, I stop out. I don't even go to New York anymore. Austin, you like them so much.

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We probably named it. Lindsay Clancy's prosecution This is now, of the time of this recording, the sixth day where the jury is still deadlocked, cannot come to a unanimous conclusion. And there's one holdout. We want to hear from you. I mean, I think the woke take, though, is that unfortunately postpartum depression and postpartum mental illness

is something that is understudied and underdiagnosed and undertreated. because it is a female affliction, which is something that is... Is that because there's more male doctors or scientists? No, there's a huge part of... There's a huge blind spot in medicine for misdiagnosing and mistreating women. Is that because women have cooties and no,

fucking icky? No, no, no. Sometimes I'm icky, dead ass. I'm saying, though, because of the fact that there's more male scientists and more male doctors, and not because there should be, there should be more women in those fields,

but because they're traditional... Additionally, there's been more men in those fields. They focus on studying. Also, part of it. Also, some variable, like, when you're studying, doing science and shit like that, you want to keep the variables as limited as possible. So they would only study and practice stuff on males. Well, that doesn't make sense.

This is a huge, anyway. I mean, there's an entire course on this called medical ethics in medical school. Right. Where you learn about not just women, but also like treating black people, for example. Like, there is a major blind spot in the field of medicine still to this day. Yes. Like, there's crazy, kooky stuff. Like not knowing what's inside of a vagina all that well still to this day in 2026.

You know there are seven holes? I learned that today. In a vagina? Yeah, there's two, there's four really tiny ones. What are you for like snacks? No. What are you putting in there? Snacks.

No, one is, two of them are the squirt ones. They got two squirt holes? Apparently, but they're like smaller than a pin and they're right by the urethra. Oh, yeah, because you got to have a bunch of holes to lubricate. Yeah. No, no, that's a different. Those are another two holes. Oh, so those are the lubrications.

A doctor taught me, not just anybody. He was on TikTok. Ooh, that might be an upside. Maybe. But what would he get on me for that? To dunk on me? Could you please Google. Do vaginas have seven holes?

I'll find the TikTok. Well, we can just use the power of the end. Do vaginas have seven holes? My TikTok. This guy was really right. Is so different than yours. There's a viral claim. I think.

I think you are becoming an older white woman where you just believe whatever you see. You're ultra-susceptive. No, but this is so bad for me. Maybe they're talking about this is just the coverage. The broads picture. No, wait, go back up. Holy shit. Good.

Lord of mercy. The anus is bigger than that. I don't understand why it's not mine. Not yours. What, you poop like a little slither? Yeah. Wait, I'm so confused. You poop like a little line?

Wait, go back up. How many inches can a woman fit in her? fuck is that? What the fuck is that question? 7 to 8. 5 to 8. 5 to 8. Okay. Okay. Go back up. Go to show. Who farted? That's crazy.

Ew. That's crazy. Who farted? I don't want it. I'm so glad that was on tape. I'm going to be so mad. I'm so glad that was on tape. I thought that's one of the things you thought was funny. No. You did a whole diatribe about it. No.

You can't actually fart. Gabe, pull up a girl who blames fart on ghost. Oh, God. We're so out of all. I'm just trying to help her out. For the audio listeners, Will just farted. No, I did not. Okay. Will farted and blamed it on the song.

And then blamed it on me. And Qie did not laugh. I find it funny. She did not. Which is, Cudy is a lying bitch. What? Yeah, she's a lying bitch.

Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I am. It's kind of. It's a shirt. It's almost Friday. No. I shouldn't. Do that.

I'm scared. The ghost on screen really. sells it. Pretty good. You can... That was good. I mean, I literally give you exactly what you asked for. Yeah, but I don't want to be in the vicinity. I want to watch it on a video.

Okay, that was funny. That's a blast. You, QD. That's a blast in the past. Okay, so we're looking at pussy holes, but like, we didn't even get to... No, we're not. Because Qudy was just indoctrinated. Okay, it's fine. There might be more holes than just three. There's not seven fucking holes.

You don't know that? You don't know that. I'd buy it. It said there are two little gland holes. poor little gland holes. Yeah, I think that's what it is. It's like it wasn't like... There weren't holes you can put anything in. You would think that pussy studying would be...

But that's like saying your fucking pores on your nose are a hole. That's a really good point. That's a good point. Let's move on. Okay. Let's go back to what you were talking about. It's your day, Will. I farted for you and you just made me feel like a fool.

I hated it. But it's still your day. What do you want to talk about? Why is it my day? Because Lindsay Clancy, you're giving the... woke take. So postpartum depression. People don't know about it. That's all this is. All right. So here's the other

side of the story. The anti-woke take. So Lindsay Clancy already admitted to the gruesome murders of her children. And that's what is confusing because people on TikTok were saying she never admitted to it. And so I believed them. She did. Yeah. She did.

It's, it's, you know, that part of the issue is settled. But the prosecutors are currently trying to identify or trying to prosecute her on whether or not she actually had postpartum depression or postpartum psychosis rather.

You know what? I forget this topic. This is this topic. I don't think we're equipped to handle this one. I've gotten some bad news. Oh. Oh. Some horrible news that I learned. Oh. I'm a big fan of Englebert Humperdink. As are we? As are we?

Huge fan of Englebert Humperdink. Don't tell us he did something problematic after we sang his song four shows in a row. The dink is on tour. The dink is on tour. Austin. He's going to the Barnes and Noble. And he's starting his tour at the Barnes and Noble in the Grove.

And he's... Richard Nixon had some choice things to see. Yeah, I know. He's ending his tour in Tel Aviv. I found out that Ingleberg is ending his tour in Tel Aviv. I was so upset. California?

That's what I was thinking. I was like, maybe there's a Tel Aviv, Washington or something like that. No, it is the Tel Aviv, you were thinking, Tel Aviv Israel. Wow. But he hasn't gone there yet. So until he goes, he still has time to cancel. Hell no, we don't go. Right.

Inglebert. Wait, Inglebert. He's at the Tel Aviv. It's sold out. He's at the Charles. Oh, it is sold out. It's the only show that's sold out. It's the only one sold out.

Maybe we can go to the Barnes & Noble and tell him to cancel. Yeah, I don't know. You know. Wait, how is this possible? Oh, he's going to... I don't know how he... Do you think we could sell out a show and... Wait, that's January...

That is in January. Next year. That's why I don't even know if he's going to make it that far. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. He might die. I know.

We should cut that out because we want to message from him, so I don't know if he should... I don't think I want a message from him now that he's going to Tel Avivis. I don't think we can be a fan of this guy. I don't either. I'm not a big fan. Engelbert, Humper. He's older than Israel. He's older than Israel, which is crazy. A lot of people that love Israel happen to be a lot of old men.

I don't know if he even knows where he's going. Yeah, I don't even know if he's, but I mean, it's really difficult. This is my whole brand right now is to sing, you know, tell me when will you be mine? Cuando, Quando, Quando, Quando. I know. This is genuinely shocking because it is devastating to me. The other three legs of the tour are Medford, Massachusetts, Westbury, New York, and Temecula.

I know. So how do you go from those three locations? Do you Google how many seats are in the... Wow. The 2,479... Say, hey, how many, why are you singing it? Bro, bro. Every time you sing that, I'm gonna think.

What? You need a new song. Fuck. No, Cuando's done. For sure. Cuando's dead now. If it makes you feel better, it's not his song. He did a cover of it.

Yeah, that's right. So we can just sing it in this style of Englebert Humperdink. It's like hurt. Just like, guys. Johnny Cash. I'm gonna... Johnny Cash is hurt. Maybe we'll like it.

it. Here's the problem. No. Okay. Hurt was originally from who? Nine Inch Nails. Johnny Cash covered it and it was such a phenomenal cover of it that it no longer was, yeah. Yeah, it was no longer nine inch nails. I need to cover it. Oh.

And then it's gonna be so famous. Did you reach out to my music lady? I haven't yet but I'm gonna be I'm doing that Christmas album. I have a meeting with the quartet on Friday to talk about it. But I'm gonna do a Christmas album. Maybe we'll cover Kondo, quando, quando, Oquando, but it's devastating to me.

It's like somebody died. And I may have to, I unfortunately may have to face the reality of that. Letting it go. Letting it go. But first Starbucks, now this, you've lost half your life. I know. I know.

Get you, guys, I'm going to, I'm going to send, I'm going to send a message out there to all of you. Just give me, just let me call him. Okay. So let me call him. You think you can, you think you can be like Engelbert.

I think so. I'm going to say, hey, you got a big young audience. I said maybe. going to tell Engelbert Humperding that he has a big young audience. Yeah, I think he does. He's got a young audience that isn't very, yeah, that it's not great. Well, the problem is that's his only show that's sold out. Yeah, he's going to tell you to fuck off. So if anything, he's going to extend his tour there. Yeah. He's going to add a second show in Tel Aviv. Two nights in Tel Aviv. Oh, God. A night with Engelbert Humperdink.

That is, that is, I guess not that surprising when you think about it. You know, I don't know if there's a lot of big touring acts going Israel right now. There's a bit of a cultural and academic boycott. Absolutely. What else is going on in your lives, guys? Well, there's some drama going on in the gay world. I could talk about that if you'd like. Yeah, what's the drama in the gay?

Well, there's a, there's a guy. He's a porn star. This is big gay news. Gay Nation news. Gay Nation. You need your own thing. Oh, man. I love going to concerts. Wow.

Whoa, jinks, you owe me a ticket. Oh, no. Where are we going to get it? Probably Seatkeg. That's right. Cudy's got it on her phone. She's scrolling, she's scrolling. Oh, man.

There's over 70,000 events listed on Seatkeek, including... Inglevert Hoverton is one of them. Phantom of the Opera in San Diego. We could go to that. Wow. Here's the veil. Ingle is on. I tell you what, I'm trying to find a...

Luke Holmes. Yeah. Jay Z. Oh, and you know what I've been meaning to go to? the usher and the Chris Brown. Oh yeah. Guns and roses? Yeah. Take me down. Juicy Take me down. That's right. Austin used code Fear 10 to get 10% off your tickets to any of the amazing shows that you want to go see. They're doing it with Ice Cube, including Guns and Roses. Mass 17. That's 10% off tickets. That's 10% off tickets. That's 10% off tickets in promo code Fear 10.

nailed it. Again. I can't call it gay nation. Gayo. The Gator report. The Gator report. There we go.

I'm sorry. Did you just go Gayo? Like on the spot, you had to come up with a clever name. Wait, wait, ready? Here's the jingle for it. Gayo!

Gayo! Daylight come and we want Go gay. We want some, Dick. Perfect. Um, God miss a Dalibah,

my, telly, dude, what, what was going on back then? These, there were, there was like the whole genre of like,

white dudes going to Africa as well. Yeah, and they would make those songs. Hey there, Mr. Jumbo. Yeah, I love that.

Kyle Gordon. African son. You ever get tired. Okay. There's a, uh, there's a straight porn star by the name of Jake Andrich. Okay.

Um, and a lot of these straight men, they have only fans and a big part of their audience, is gay men. I should be a porn star if it was only with gay men. That'd be awesome. I don't, what? I think you'd make a lot of money. No one needs to know that they're gay. Whoa. That is the most ruthless thing. Gay men don't like women. I know. They're actors though. Dumbass.

Wait, wait. I'm sorry. Can you clarify? You could be a gay porn star and do only straight porn. He was talking about you. You doing the porn. Yeah. And they would do it with me. You're saying gay men do it. porn with you? They would do straight porn. They're an actor. Okay, what are you guys not getting? You know, what are you not getting? Like, Tiffany Shalamey in that movie that he was gay in. He was straight actor playing gay. She would do straight porn only with gay men. Austin said you would make no money because he basically was shot. I think you're beautiful and you'd be

fantastic. You get it? Why? I get it. She's saying that she could do straight porn with gay men. They couldn't do it. Yeah, they could. They could do straight for pay. They're great. great actors. It's happened. Okay. Jake. Yeah, dude.

Everybody's gonna watch them, want to watch the porn of the half fucking flaccid cock and the day guy like, no. They're an intellect. They get horny from intellect and we'd have great conversation

prior to film. Gay men, famously horny for intellect. You don't even believe this. There's plenty of straight women that do lesbian porn. Yeah, I know. Right.

They don't need to get their dick hard. Yeah, but what if we had the fluffers a hot, boy. I mean, then they just have to put it in. I mean,

then I'd just jerk off to the fluffer. Yeah. And he'd be right there. Why not just do porn? I'm not fucking cute. Guys, I don't want to do porn. Then why did you suggest that?

Why did you suggest it? Because you said I was too ugly to do it. No, you got it at first. You can do porn. You would do good. What's going on with that? I don't know.

Something's going on with me a day. I had a bad anxiety attack last night. And so I had to take Clonipin this morning. Oh. So Clonipin's making you feel a little. Maybe it's just making. me more funny. I know.

I don't know. Whatever. So, I've been working on my posture too. Your posture looks great. None of you have complimented it. Okay, you go. Jake Andrich is a straight heterosexual porn star, but his, his audience is predominantly gay men.

Right. And when asked if he supported the LGBT community, he said this. Gabe, roll the clip. Do you support LGBTQ? Not in particular. Not in particular. Wait, what? Not in particular.

Like, yes and no, but I'm not supporting you because you're in that community. I don't care. I know, I just straight up, do not care. Straight up to not care. Just unfolded when I heard not in particular. I think it's half your fan base. No, no, no. No, I think you're wrong.

I think my fan base is smart enough not to be, like, hinging their whole entire personality on, like, I'm just neutral about it. I just don't really think of... I've never heard someone use more words to say nothing. What the fuck is he even? Wait, why? Also, not in particular. Wait, how can you be that and also be like, I don't support the LGBTQ?

Yeah, I don't understand. I would have respected the stand more if he was like, all of them besides the buys. Yeah. By a razor. No buys, but everyone else. Yeah. In 2026, are there still people doing that? So I think he basically was trying to say, in his words, he was trying to be like,

like, why are you defending this guy? I'm not defending it. Are you jerks? No, no, no, no. Gabe, he responded on Twitter. I sent you the tweet. Are you becoming in a pipeline? He sent the tweet. He responded on Twitter and he says, this clip is edited and chopped up to death because it cuts out the majority of the conversation is made to deceive the morons.

I explain that I personally don't care what religion, ethnicity, gender, or sexuality someone is. I don't default support a person based on a group they belong to. Rather, I support them on an individual. Oh, wow. He's just stupid. He did the two genders thing. I enjoy both genders myself,

but I wouldn't expect someone to support me based on what turns me on. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, he just made it. He said a, he was dumb. But basically he's like, I don't support anybody because of their identity or whatever. I only support you once I get to know you is what he was trying to say.

100%. Of course he is. That's a classic, that's a classic like, no, I care about, I care about what a man represents. Like,

what's inside of you that matters to me. I'm not going to unconditionally support you. That's not the question, man. The question is, do you support the rights of our community? Yes. And the answer is simple. No. No.

No. No. Wait, wait. His other joke. He's rinsing it. Oh, no. Told you, you would do it at some time. In the pod.

Go. There it is. Damn. We got basically a completely insane person here. What? We got three Joe Gandy over here. I didn't realize I was with a fucking comedy critic over here. Jesus Christ.

It's a fucking guy. I don't hold you guys to a higher standard. We did a tour. It's a podcast. Now it's a podcast. Wait, all I got was insane. Yeah. Do I mean, I'm funny?

What am I? You're funny. Do you think I'm funnier than Austin in real life? Come on, guys. In real life? I think Austin might be funnier. Austin's a funniest person. I think he might be.

It would be hard for me. Because we're apples and oranges. Listen. Okay. You, if you had to sit down and be funny, right, jokes. Yeah. You're funnier than he is.

Yeah. He naturally, I've never written a joke. Just existing in his life is one of the funniest people. Austin, Austin, I've never written. You've never written a joke. You have no idea. He's the funniest naturally. He's the funniest naturally at all of us, 100% hands down.

I know, I agree. No, but the guys think I don't, I don't, what if I'm doing it intentionally? Sometimes you're not. Austin, you definitely aren't. And there are many instances. You know, I think I'm aware of me being funny? Sometimes you are. Okay.

Sometimes you are. And sometimes you're just like, with that woman who's like, you should take an improv class and you spent the rest of the night telling you guys that there was some bitch. I still haven't. I will never forget her fucking smuggle. Look, when he does this, you know he's pissed. When we were all in your hotel room and you were ordering room service for the next morning,

that was hilarious. Or 20 minutes? 35 minutes of cream. With guests, we didn't know. And you kept being like, do you want a wicker basket of croissant? I'm like, I just want a coffee. Yeah, I know. Okay.

That's funny. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. No, you know what it is? You have a passion for the little things. Now I feel bad that I said Hassan.

I feel like I'm too mean to Hassan. You're funny. No, I'm not. Okay. No, no, you are funny. We're all funny. You know what somebody said? I'm funny in a way that is not appreciated on this setting.

I think he's funny. You know what somebody said? That was weird. Your voice went up on Reddit. What? Somebody said, and it meant so much to them. They said they don't know what they even have. They're going to look back on these days.

We don't know what we have. Like, we don't know how, like, just the chemistry and just the, we have together. And I was like, you know what? That's right. You know what I like that. But I know what we have. I just feel like you guys don't know. I know what we have.

We're not leaving yet. Well, the best way that we can figure out what we have is by doing the podcast draft, like I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Have you reached out? Raisin. Raisin? Yeah, easy.

Put the box down. I'm going to reach out to Ludwig. you're married to him Asan. Yeah, we don't do business. Put the box down. Not yet, I'm going to object. And then when they say why

Ew. Because we're out. Asad Piker shows up the wedding with a boom box just playing red star in the sky. I'm going to object. Be so embarrassed. Let's soak together.

And then the podcast. And then the judge, there's a judge there. Don't ask me why. The judge is adjudicating the wedding. Yeah. Then he's going to be like,

what do you mean, good sir? The judge is British. I'm going to say, because cutie Cinderella wouldn't make me her bridesmaid. And then that's,

and then the wedding's over. Oh, you're not doing it for your own love with her. No. I thought you guys were going to get bound and soak.

No. No. What is soaking again? Is that where you put your penises together? But you don't move. You put it in one of the seven holes. Oh, doc.

Yeah. And then someone moves the bed. Oh, just fuck at that point. I'm going to object and I'm going to be like, God knows your attention. And I'm going to walk up to Ludwig and declare my love for him.

That's so good. Oh, that would be an awesome final chapter. You can, why don't you call? We've been co-workers, the lovers. You got, you, you, listen, you. Am I allowed? Why are you talking like I'm allowed to do this? No, I'm talking to Will, because Will wants to do the draft.

Yeah. Ray's in. You got to get the yard on. Why is Will responsible for the yard? It's his idea. It's his idea. Yeah, but it's your husband. Thank you.

We don't do. Not if I have something to say about it. We don't do business. You don't? You want me to call? I'll talk to. I'm taking you guys out to dinner and I'll talk to them about it. That's crazy.

We don't do business. I know. It's good. It's good. Christian, I don't do business either. We don't do business. I don't. No, it's unhealthy.

When I tell him, I said, Christian, I don't want to talk about streaming. So Christian hasn't come on in every one of our work trips? Well, that's different. Yeah. Okay. That's different. Thank you. We,

I did. What am I going to do? Also, doesn't Christian help with our podcast all the time? Yeah, he gave me that topic, actually. Yeah,

that's literally business. In fact, he was, he was, I think you might do business with him. In fact, we should replace you with Christian. He's actually the reason why you're here right now.

What? Oh, true. Okay, so you don't know this, Will. Uh-oh. But Will was,

hey, look, Will's perfect in every way. I'm scared. And we all make mistakes. We all make mistakes. And he was a little late today. Yeah.

They forgot about the podcast completely. And the only reason I knew is because about 552, I'm like getting the buzz in my pocket and is, fuck, Christian, what the fuck? You know? Hello? He saw me playing Projects. He's like, is Will coming on the podcast today?

And I said, yes. And he's like, well, he's not, he's playing games. And I said, well, that must be a misunderstanding. Are you sure? It must be some other Will or some other voice that you're hearing. And yet, it was Will. And Christian saved. So I was booking travel.

I booked a lot of travel today. I did a lot of work. Wait, you're going out of town? You're going out of town? When are you going? I told you. I'm going for one weekend for two days to a music festival.

Perfect. Okay, good. How dare you? No, he can go. Of course. You're not allowed.

It doesn't interfere with the podcast. And then beyond that, I had been doing a bunch of work and Caroline's been sick. So I've been kind of pulling the heavy or. Yeah, around the house. But my friends and I were playing Zamboyd. I don't know if you guys are playing zonboid. I don't know if you guys are playing.

Zonboy, it's incredible. Put the fucking box down. My friend was on the far end of this town in Kentucky, and I had to drive a car and save him from a horde of zombies. That's awesome. It happens. It happens. But hey, you know what?

Austin's show always on top of it. Yeah. I'm always tracking. Honestly, can I be honest? Someone came in Jay's Twitch chat and was like, will you have the podcast? Yeah, that was me. Oh, okay.

I was the one that came into the Twitch chat. All right. Speaking of podcast ending, what? Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a... That's right. You need to see a doctor. And if you got to see a doctor

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Give me the news I got a Bad case of Clemente Ah, we fucking nailed that There's one podcast Are we over? Chicken Chop

There's one podcast That's actually Wait Is there a Can I do a Cegra? That's court Dude

You put together What he was leading it to And you said to be like It's chicken chop I couldn't help it. Go ahead. Lead into it. Speaking of podcast ending.

Guys, I'm so sorry. Can I go pee? No. I never do it during episodes. This is like one and only. You know what? That would have been misogynistic for me to say no.

Oh my fucking God. What is happening? But you have to say my fart was funny. That's crazy. Wait, why don't you just do the normal style? Why don't you do normal? Don't flasher, but yeah, you can.

right there. Well, not through the shorts. Pants. Speaking of podcast, ending chicken shop date is ending. Oh, fuck. Friend of the show, who I tried to get on the pod, but she wouldn't, and now she never will. Why is she ending it? I don't know.

But it's ending after more than a decade. But the reason why... She's just so fucking tired of eating chicken. It's a falafel shop. The reason why I wanted to talk about this is because Gabe presented a really interesting question, which is, when do you think the fear and podcast will end?

Oh, probably next year. No. Wait, what are you talking about? You were so quick to fly off with that. Oh, yeah. Why do you think next year? I'm getting close to being done, you guys. With the podcast or just everything.

Like life? What do you do? I mean, I'm ready to move on into film and life. So you're going to. You're not allowed. You're going to quit streaming and everything in social media and everything like that. Yeah, probably. You're not allowed.

I'm going to slut you out. Will, well, you got to keep at least one thing. Keep the podcast. There you go. He's not going to let you go. I'm not going to change you go.

He is literally like a only source of joy. He's like a 1950s record producer. No, no, you know what? And you're a young black boy. He's going to give me a hot heroin. No,

you know who I am. I'm fucking, I'm Joe Jackson. Have you seen the Michael Jackson? Have you seen the Michael Jackson? With a switch? No, it's just like, when we were doing that tour, I just had recently seen the Michael Jackson movie.

I felt like Joe Jackson. Okay, cutie, how much longer do you think the Fear and Podcasts will run? Don't make me sad. Like two or three years? How? How long do you think it'll run forever? That's what I think too. Oh, sorry.

Ever. What did you say? One year. Oh. I think we should. Okay, I got an idea for a podcast. If we end Fear Ann, we still film every week. And then we release those episodes in 10 years and we call it the capsule.

Oh. What do you think, huh? That's how, but like we're still ending the podcast at that point. No, you're right, you're right. But we'll be back in fear. We don't need to end it. Whatever. Yeah, let's just keep it going.

Like, it's so easy, right? We're just here every week. You think it's hard? No. Come on. I don't think it's hard. I don't think this is a good time to ask. The podcast is never ending.

The podcast is not ending. It's never ending. We haven't even discussed it. The podcast is not ending. The tour rejuvenated us. No, we feel so good and fresh. My God, the energy that you guys gave us from the crowd, I tell you what. I feel like we can do this podcast for another 35 years.

I think we're taking the podcast to Tel Aviv. You guys forget. I'm not the oldest. Yeah, with Engelberg. Honestly, that would probably be pretty good for you. Well, that'd probably be our last episode. Yeah, yeah. Are you kidding?

We get Drosch right. They got an iron dome, right? Not again with their own fucking myth. The call is coming from inside the house. I'm not worried about the palace. Palestinian is killing me. No, I know. You guys got to remember I'm the oldest one.

You already, but you don't give that energy. He's going to have children soon. I want to. Cudy and I don't know. That's why I said that. Yeah, but podcasts are super easy to do with a child. I don't want him. It's like, it's like,

I just put the baby on the table. I view this podcast a lot like how I feel porn stars view porn. Like I want it to be behind me when I'm raising a life. Why do you guys? He's going to, he's going to copyright all. of the existing footage. He's going to be like, no.

Why do you guys feel that way? I don't feel that way. Austin, I don't feel that way. I feel like I could raise a child and use the podcast. You guys don't need me. You can just have my laugh track somewhere. No, no, we need you.

That's crazy. We need you. You are important. We have had a pretty solid run so far. No, no. The only rule is we can't end before the yard ends. Oh yeah.

Fuck then. No, we're definitely going to lose that. No. Wait, he didn't move to Sweden like next year. yard will run forever. Aden's moving to Sweden? Why is he doing that?

Because he loves it. Why? They're going to keep the yard going to post-Aid. You think? I could see that. But also, I also totally understand why he would, is he moving to Sweden or Swiss?

I don't know the difference. I would be surprised. I told you this. I didn't know the difference either. When I went to Sweden, I brought back my family a bunch of chocolate and it turns out Sweden's not famous for chocolate. It's Swiss chocolate.

Wow. Well, something that happened. Anyway. Girlie pop Really? Well, no, I mean, just before we move on, don't you guys like, I, I want to just do... I love this podcast.

I love it, too. I love it. But like, okay. And I love our friendship. I love her friendship. I am a believer. I don't see you guys any other time. I am a believer that everything has its time.

No, it doesn't. Why are you, I didn't realize you were going to be fucking talking about how you're going to quit the podcast. This is drama. I think the podcast should just end. No. Why? Because we've done it all. No, we haven't. No, we haven't.

We've had a great run. No, we haven't. We could still fill Madison Square Garden. I agree with Austin. I don't think we can ever do that. Come on, kidding. You're wrong. I think this podcast can fill Madison Square Garden and it will one day. That's right. Yeah.

Yeah, what Hassan said. I would like to go make film. You can do that while. You can do that. You know what, Will? You know what? I'm going to tell you. You almost had a panic attack when I said I booked some travel that I didn't run past you.

Well, because we're just an. busy part of the podcast. It's very busy. We have to do a few things. Well, you have unlimited PTO. Go whenever. It's okay. You can go. Just tell us in advance. Because sometimes I'll be like, because sometimes we'll just be like, peace. I'm leaving. And I'll be like, well, hold on. If I'm like, I need six months to go film something.

Yeah. Well, we just have like, we have mental health issues. Yeah. We never know when she may have to go film something. Yeah. Right. Her version. Yeah. It happens. It's okay. How about them streamer awards? Oh.

How's it going? I mean, yay. So good. None of you. None of you have filled out an application. I didn't know. What the fuck is an application? Wait, do we have to do it right now?

You have to do it before October 2nd. Beauty, you know why I haven't filled out an application? Because I don't think I'm going to win anything. Well, then, well, you're definitely not going to win something. You don't fill out an application. You're right. You have to fill out an application to win something? We're doing that now.

For that reason. Oh, so I'm out. No. So if streamer. No, it's to make my life easier because then. Otherwise, what happens is people get nominated and they don't, we have to choose all their headshots and their clips and all that bullshit. It's like Kyson Nash-R-R-University's a smart idea.

Wait, wait. So, Kudy, I don't need to fill anything out. I'm not going to win shit. Fill it out. So, wait, so, Kitty, if I didn't even get nominated for R.P. last year, I'm not winning. I was under the impression that you didn't have to, but you do need to. The problem is I should tell people they have to because now people aren't doing it. Because next year, you have to.

Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. Next year, you absolutely have to. I'm going to fill it out. So I'm trying to get people into the practice of doing it. Whatever makes your life easier, I'm going to do it. Wait, do you want like a creative, like, here's why I should be this or that? Or is it just like filling an application?

Because that's what's going to go to the audience. Okay. I think I'm the only man at this table who has fully given up any hope of winning a streamer. Come on. I have already won one. I have won a streamer award and I will win again. And we will fill Madison Square Garden. Yeah.

I love this optimism. I will never win one. You, yeah, you're right. Will you ever have a male co-host? I've been waiting. No. Why not? I think I know what female I want this year.

Okay. What female do you want this year? Well, I shouldn't say out loud. Okay. Well, we'll cut it. We'll bleep it. Can't you do gay? Oh, I want to ask.

Oh, man. Well, I'm excited for this two awards. It's a good time. So applications got announced. We've got quite a few. You have until October 2nd to fill out your application. Nomination start next week. So, you know, you can start nominated next week.

So why do I have to fill out the application by? October 2nd. October 2nd. Wait, nominations start next week, though? Yeah. So you have a week to fill out your application. The application, the better. I am going first.

Not really because essentially your application will be shown upon nomination. Oh, okay. I will be going for a streamer award this year and a lot of people are going to be like, well, what the fuck would you do? I was not going to say that. How many times did you do drag to brunch? Well, I did it. Well, the series, I don't think it would win series.

Well, I'm going to do more of them, but it'll be after streamer awards. Okay. I have four left to do this year. Anyway, I'm going for best collaboration because I felt like that collaboration with rage. Gaze in the hood. Where we did like a whole weekend together was actually a really cool collab. And it like bridged together to communities that typically wouldn't, you know, interact. I thought it was great.

So we'll see. Probably won't win. Collaboration stream idea. Zora Mamdani Hassan Piker I like that I like that Yeah you could put that Yeah you could do that

I'm gonna use his brand recognition Hey I'll go out for RP streamer again You know Come on Hey You got it well I like how

I like how this motherfucker acts like you got it I put together the biggest RP server of the year Every year And he's like He's like yeah That's cool too

No you do guys What else do you want me to say You got it You got it You got it You got it. You got it. He does got it.

I'm not very good. I'm not very tender, okay? I'm not good. When you call me and somebody dies and your family, don't call me. Don't call me. You should, no, you know, let me reframe that. Jesus. You should call me, but I'm not a good mourner.

I'm not a good mourner. Yeah, I was there when my uncle died. Yeah, I didn't know what to do. Yeah, I'm just not good at it. I'm just not good at it. I'm just not good at it. I'm just not good. I'm just not good.

So you kind of got a lot of meat. No, no, I'm just You order a cocktail. I just say the wrong things. I put my foot in my mouth a lot. Like most famously, one of my best friends, his mom died,

and he showed up in my house on Mother's Day. And I, I opened the door, and the first thing I said was happy Mother's Day. Oh, my God. Ding dong, the bitch is dead. No, no.

So did you know, did you remember? Well, I just didn't. I was like, well, first of all, what are the, what is the coincidence that he's here on Mother's Day?

after his... That's when he was probably coming on Mother's Day for the sake of needing to be around somebody. Yes, maybe, I don't know what, but anyway, I said that and they both went, and I went, oh, shit. Can you do? Anyway, it was funny.

What can you do? What can you do? Girlie pop. Girlie pop. Girlie pop. Wow, today's episode has been a mess. Am I right, you guys? Yeah, it has been a mess.

It's been all over the place. Try to follow that one. I've had so many good jokes that we had to cut out. actually I called you on funny and then he made a bunch of offensive jokes. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm just sending this to Gabe. Some of this stuff is maybe not good for.

Oh, wait, wrong thing, Gabe. One second. I tell you what. I sent you the wrong thing. That's mine. If you were a right wing commentator, that would have not been cut. Oh, dude, absolutely. I would be so good.

I would be so good at right wing. Dude, we should just and pivot. We should grift. I'd be a great, like, Ballerina Farms type girl. I mean, I could, literally I could just do my best impression of a challenger rocket and dump you like my boosters and just turn on you and I would be held up. Yeah, you'd be a legend. Yeah, you'd be a legend. And then I'd be like this betrayal actually was a very important life experience for me.

I've realized I found God. That's right. Christian God, not that Muslim shit. No, no, no, no. Just understand Christian God and way better God. Yeah, way better God. And also on top of that, what's the, what's the second most important? godliness, the free market. That's right. The free of the market, the free of the people. You guys are, you're about to be locked in. I sent you the link.

So here's a deal. Phoebe Bridgers, you guys know, my crush. Yes. She shows her boobs at the end of shows. She does do that. Can we see? Boy girl, right? I don't even know what Phoebe Bridgers looks like. Oh my God, I love her. I would leave my wife and kids for her. It's just like a consistent thing that she does.

So, yeah. This is Phoebe Bridgers. I think she was dating. Bo Burnham. She is dating Bo Burnham. I think she's still dating Bo Burnham. Thank you. Okay. I literally love her. Boy genius. Boy genius. And they show their boobs at the end of the concert.

Yeah, it's awesome. If you dated her, you'd kind of have this one thing that gay men do sometimes where it would look like you're dating your sister. That'd be awesome. Not my sister. But if I was dating her. A little Targaryen. I love her. Okay. So Phoebe, Gracie, and Paul. I don't know who the fuck Paul is. Okay, perfect. We're going over the love triangle.

Good. Because Phoebe Bridgers came out with a new album. Great. It's good. Okay. If you would like her song and music video, Lost Boys. The music video with the mosquito, my friend shot that.

Which one with the mosquito? Well, not my friend. You mean like Lost Boys? Like, uh, Ouch, uh, not. Like the vampires? No. Lost boys like Peter Pan.

Where there's one where there's a mosquito, it's like, it's like Kafka's metamorphosis. You see it from the perspective of, the mosquito and flies around. I don't remember that one. She knows Kafka's, man. I don't know that one.

Okay. Okay, whatever. Phoebe Bridgers, Gracie Abrams, and Paul Mescal, a bit of a love triangle. Are you ready? Oh, Paul is Paul Miscow?

Yes, bitch. He's a haughty. Yes, bitch. Okay, next slide. Okay. Everyone, can you follow? Oh, my God. What the fuck is going on?

What is Dash friends? Used to be friends, kind of friends, insinuated friends? Um, yeah, so they used to be friends. So, and blue is baby daddy. Blue is, um, like just dating, like dating, like dating. Piping?

We don't know. What is it? What are the dots mean? Okay. Well, let's get there. Okay. Hitting them. So currently dating, just so everyone knows, currently dating Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham, right?

Okay. They're currently dating each other's. Gracie Abram is currently dating Paul Mascal. See him down in that corner? Yeah. Phoebe Bridgers and Paul used to date. Gracie and. and Phoebe and Taylor used to be like good friends.

Tight, yeah. Yeah. So it's like, you know, whatever. Taylor used to date Joe Alwin. Joe Alwin is also good friends with Paul Mescal. So it's like just. I don't know who that is. But Joe Alwin, that was her, that was her boyfriend before.

Okay. We don't like him, right? No, he's like me. He's like, he's white friend. He's born of bread. We don't like that. We, it's dotted because we don't know if they're still friends. We don't really know the vibes.

Okay. And then who the fuck knows? Who's the random lady on the top? Daisy Edgar Jones. What's that? So that's a woman. What's her deal? We don't know if they're secretly in love.

No, no. What's her? What does she do? Oh, Daisy Edgar Jones. She's an actress. That seems like she's like the son, I mean, the daughter of a famous person.

I think she's a Nepo baby. Yeah. I believe. Isn't Gracie Abrams a Nepo baby? Yes. Gracie Abrams is a big Nepo. baby. And then she would deny it for a very long time. And then she finally accepted it. And then people stopped hating on her for it. Okay. So turns out. I don't have any hatred for NEPO children.

You are one. I am one. I said. Yeah. Yeah. Very proudly so. Congrats on life being. Isn't your dad a billionaire? Yes. Got that. No, no, don't cut it. Okay. Keep it in. Yes. All right. Next slide. Okay. So Phoebe and Paul, we're going to go over their relationship. okay. And this, I'm nervous about your guys's ability to follow this. So I've already been lost. No, I'm so locked in. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. All right. Oh my God, bitch. They started interacting on social media. So you can see, um, Phoebe said, finish normal people. And now I'm sad, horny. Oh, wait. And then Paul said, I'm officially dead. And then she said, no, don't die. You're so talented. Uh huh. And my God,

this is the era where we would, people would do that. Yeah. Remember when famous people actually posted on Twitter? And it wasn't just like a. Adolf Hitler gives. Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. Later that year, he was in her music video

for Savior Complex, which is one of her best songs ever. So they fucked, right? Yeah, for sure. So then late 2021, they had their red carpet debut

and their Instagram official. Okay. Oh, oh, they dated. Yeah, that's right. They 100% dated, but this is just a little

timeline of their life. And sexual intercourse comes with that. This is 2021. Next slide. Okay. So then this is where it gets, everything gets a little strange.

So in 2022, April 2022, follow me. Engagement rumors start. Everyone think that they're engaged. They go to the Met Gala together, which there's a famous photo. See that famous photo? You can't really tell.

We have a weird angle of it. There's a famous photo. Daisy Edgar Jones is in the front. And Paul's looking at her while she's looking at him. Like that meme. Yes. Like that meme with the guy and the girl walking beside her. He is staring straight at Daisy Edgar Jones.

Meanwhile, Phoebe's like, you're the long of my life. And he's like, what? Like, I'm famous now. Yeah, exactly. And then... Why is Phoebe Edgar Jones? Like, why was... Why was she there?

And also... She's famous. She's famous. Why don't you ever get invited to the Met Gala? Because there's no way. Because I'm a terrorist. Yeah.

That's a good point. What is this question? Okay. Also, my fans would kill me. If I went... Hey, his fans, it would be cool if you went to the Met Gala. Okay. Yeah, can we just let him have that one pass?

And it's a Met Gala? They will never... And then let Engelbert perform in Tel Aviv. No, you don't get to sneak down one in there. You don't get the sneak down in there. When will you be on? Come on. Yeah.

He's talking about the nation state of Israel and the greater Israel project. So June 2022, Phoebe releases sidelines, which Paul has a cameo in the video. And she confirms as a song about him. Here are some of the lyrics. Watch the world from the sign lines had nothing to prove until you came into my life, gave me something to lose. Now I, guys, I'm wearing my retainers. Now I know what it feels like.

want to go outside like the shape of my outline. Okay. And then there's some, the engagement rumors really heat up, confirmed, then decomphemed by the Guardian, which is really confusing. This article is amended November 6, 2020.

You're going to read it with a British accent. It's a British publication. Okay. You do it. No, the article was amended. No, cute, you do it. The article was amended on 6 November 22.

An earlier version said that Paul Meskoll and Phoebe Bridger, were engaged, we're now engaged. They had been reported elsewhere, but has not, in fact, been confirmed by the couple. It was very good. That was good. I like the era that you, the British era.

Thank you so much. You are an impressionist. Down to the habit. Okay. But then, next slide. They break up. They break up. What the heck?

What's going on? Is this still the same album? She's like, No, this is, now, so this is we're going to talk about the new album. Okay, so this is new album. This is just the one that just came out. Well, yeah, but we're not just, wait, Hassan. This is 2022, December 2020.

Phoebe is on Sizz's ghost in the machine with a verse that she wrote, leading people to believe the relationship was over. She said, you said all my friends were on my payroll. You're not, you're not wrong. You're an asshole. Scream at you in Ludlow. I was yours for free. I don't get existential. I just think about my life and look where that got me.

standing on my own in the airport bar, hotel lobby, waiting to feel clean. That's so fucking boring. So, so we're suspecting that Paul Mescal straight up told Phoebe Bridgers like all your friends are on your payroll. Yeah, he's an asshole. And she basically said, you're right. You confirmed it. Yeah.

She hit her, she hit him with the, with the big Lebowski line. Yeah. But then. You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole. Yeah. So then Paul, Paul won't comment on the status of the relationship. in March 2023 in this interview

where they're like, people are speculating your status right now. Do you feel the desire to let the chatter live or the temptation to say it is what it is? I definitely feel the temptation to say whatever is my status of my whatever. That will always be there. But I don't think that's a wise thing to do. Anyway, so he pretty much doesn't answer anything. It's very whatever.

Choward. But then her album that just came out. Where are we on the side of? Are we on the Phoebe Bridges side? Well, you'll know at the end of this love triangle, I suppose. I don't want to say so. We're on a man's side. Yeah, and we're never on a man's side. But then from Lost Weekend, she said, I'm supposed to be married, but I called it off. So now we know for a fact or artistically that they were engaged at one point.

Okay. Next. Phoebe and Bo. Okay. So this is her current Bo is Bo as Bo, obviously. Huge upgrade. Huge upgrade. Anyone, you'd also leave your wife and kids for both.

They start to hang out late 2020, early 2023. They're seen at the airport in January, just a couple of days after she. announced the passing of her father. Her fans harass her for cheating on Paul while she's literally on the way to her father's wake. Keith Urban accidentally confirms the relationship with a video of them making out at the Eres tour,

which is crazy that Keith Urban did that. Can we see the video? Sure. It's the, it's like what like how Keith Urban probably didn't think that he was outing them, right? No, no. It's so dark. Is that Nicole Kimman? Yeah.

Oh shit. Oh! Yeah. They're right in between their heads. Just Phoe and Bo making out. We were at that show probably. Yeah, we were. Nice to have me. Anyway, I think that's it.

It's just that moment. You see I'm making out. But they kept their relationship pretty low key. They're still together with Bo working on Phoebe's album and having multiple songs dedicated to him. So you'll see in the album credits that Bo, Bo, Bo was one of the writers, Bo Burnham, which is. Does she have a lot of, like, insightful criticism on capitalism in the album? I think she doesn't, unfortunately.

I'm sorry. All right. We could only wish. Okay, next. Slide. So that's their relationship, okay? But now we have Gracie and Paul first spotted together in 2024. We don't like that.

Well, first spotted technically together at the Met Carpet. No, that was Daisy. You fucking idiot. Oh, shit. Oh, this is a different girl. Fuck. This is Gracie Abrams. Yeah.

Okay. I thought I was keeping up. You're doing okay. You're doing okay. I'm trying my best. Not Stacy Abrams. Who's Stacey Abrams? No, Stacey Abrams is a, she's a, he ran for governor of Georgia.

Yeah, she's different. It's very different people. Black woman. They were spotted together, 24 were photographed together. People reported they were hooking up. They photographed together a few times throughout the year with Paul going to Gracie's shows. More reports by people about how they're the real deal. They're getting more serious through.

She posts him a few times on her main feed, and then they have red carpet debut together. And then when her album comes out, Paul is a co-writer on the song, Imaginary Friends, and she talks about him in an interview. So you can skip that. But now, Gracie and freaking, so this is, this is my question, you guys. What's Girl Code? Paul Muscal is being passed around like a napkin. If you guys are friends. So if you and Maya and, like, me and Maya are friends, hypothetically.

hypothetically you guys are friends. And like you and Ludwig broke up. Uh-huh. And then her and her man broke up. So she's allowed to date Ludwig? No. She's not off limits. It's off limits.

I think it's crazy. It's off limits. You think Girl Code's crazy. No, no. I think she's not allowed. I think we can date Ludwig. In Girl Code. I think Will and I can be in a trouble with Ludwig.

Like they were engaged. Yeah. That's a serious relationship. Yeah. That's why he used Ludwig. an example. You guys are engaged. I'm going to object at the wedding and then we're going to date. Off limits. Girl code

would say they're off limits. Right. Okay. So. I think sometimes you realize you're not that good of friend with the person and you rather just date the person you're interested in and say fuck that. It's true. Okay, but here's the question. But here's the question. Is Gracie and Phoebe Bridgers not friends?

That's what we're going to find out. Were they actually friends or not? So, next. Okay. So there was essentially early friends, Gracey and Phoebe used to interact online all the time going as far back as 2014. Even calling each other friends in 2017.

Even after Gracie started dating Paul, they didn't seem to be any drama. And Grace even praised Phoebe in an interview and cited her as one of her musical mentors and a songwriter of our generation. And then the governor's waltz, which is a song that Phoebe wrote, A week before Phoebe's album came out,

The Guardian released the review of it, which included they described as a swipe at Gracie. It says, maybe go next page. I think it's, yeah, okay, yeah. Phoebe had lyrics that said, she can pretend to be me since she took my place in my bed on that stage. I have not lost any suit. Be myself wasn't easy to it for me.

Oh my God. Wait, Gracie Abrams posted. so my astronaut dreams are guaranteed to come true. Wait, they had the same sheets. And then Phoebe said, I have the same sheets. And then Gracie used those sheets on stage at tour. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Okay, now we're really getting into the team. Gracie's stands came to her defense and pointed out that Gracie was not copying Phoebe, that they had the same childhood bed sheets, and they backed it up. Two sides argued both and forth until the album came out. The Guardian took the lyrics out of context. The song is about how Phoebe distanced herself in her. new relationship with Paul. The entire verse is, now let's see how far I can run without stopping

and she can pretend it with me. Since she took them in place on my bed on the stage, I have not lost any sleep. Being myself wasn't easy to do it for me. Wait, so that wasn't about Grace Abrams? So, no, they took it out of context. So I started a little war that wasn't there. They clipped her. Yeah, they clipped her. They fucking lying fake news media. I hate that. Yeah. And they never do that. So next. So now. I came with their clipchimping lyrics. The fuck does a while to do with this. Well, because she was friends with both of them. She's a connective tissue. you, Austin. Pick up the fucking slack, please.

I'm starting to put it together. At the moment, there's no other, there's another, like, shade that was obviously thrown at Gracie. And so Taylor Swift, who is friends with Gracie and Phoebe, also ordered Gracie, one of her rare social media posts and shouted out the album. But Taylor did not shout out Gracie Abrams album. So kind of interesting. Drama.

And so that's all I have to present to you. And to ask you guys once and for all to clear it up, do you think Gracie Abrams and Phoebe Bridgers are friends? No, I have an announcement. Okay. They're actually hooking up. That would be awesome. Okay.

They're lesbians. Okay. Look, I don't think that they're friends anymore. Wasn't she in a Thruple or something, Phoebe Bridgers? I think Phoebe had like an open relationship at one point. I don't think. I don't know with who. I don't think that they're friends anymore.

I don't think they're friends. You don't think so? No. You think it's too weird. I think so. I think, you know, and Taylor's shouting out one album and not the other album is interesting. I think I think Taylor's picked aside and it's not the other one. And I don't blame her.

Maybe he's awesome. That's right. So we don't like Gracie Abrams. I think we still kind of like her. But we do like Stacey Abrams. And I don't know, Stacy. Do we like Stacey Abrams? Do we like Stacey Abrams?

He was kind of rude to me when I met her. Really? She was kind of cold. Oh, dang. I was just like, if you want to get elected, you got to earn my vote. Will, what's your take? Don't live in Georgia.

I know. Will hates Skirley Pop Nation. I just don't. I don't know. I don't know. I think people are complex. and everybody's just doing their best. And sometimes roads lead on to roads.

I hope all those people are happy in their pursuits. So you don't think they're hooking up. Ultimately, it's not on me to spec. Oh, this guy. Well, why are you pulling the Austin politician role right now? Because, like, you know both of these individuals and you want to be non-problematic. Yeah, do you know them?

If you know Phoebe, you have to tell me now. I don't know Phoebe, but I bet she's wonderful. Ladies and gentlemen, on that note, we have come to an end of the Fear Ann podcast for this episode. We'll be back again next week at the time that you know and love 9 a.m. Monday. And happy Labor Day to all of you in the working class. We love you. We support you. And thank you for being part of it.

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