Fear& - IShowSpeed is not human ft. HasanAbi | Fear&

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

Use code FEAR10 for 10% off your SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/FEAR10$25 max discountHasan Doğan Piker, also known as HasanAbi, is an American online streamer, YouTuber, and left-wing political commentator. He previously worked as a broadcast journalist and producer at The Young Turks and as a columnist at HuffPost. This week Hasan joins the cast to talk all things Olympics, FaZe clan, Ludwig field day, ishowspeed doing some crazy shi and more✨ PATREON BONUS EPISODES✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧  https://linktr.ee/fearand❤️ follow our guest! ❤️Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod00:00:00 - self suck a type of vaccum00:03:00 - Peakseason theatrical release00:06:30 - Hasan missed Porter00:09:50 - RIP fourth host00:12:50 - qt cinderella's overcooked00:16:40 - assembly and service00:19:30 - chains and aura 00:21:43 - bounty hunter stream00:23:55 - Olympics America vs Turkey00:29:00 - Olympics are tearning the internet apart00:31:12 - the poop paris river00:32:43 - oh no I lost 00:34:50 - America me up quickie00:38:09 - michael phelps records broken00:39:13 - ishowspeed is a anomaly 00:43:22 - Tyreek Hill ducks speed00:46:17 - happy birthday tom 00:46:42 - most popular sport00:52:08 - #3 is bowling, my guess, edit bad guess00:55:39 - ballerina farms. 8 babies00:58:40 - miss america post birth01:03:00 - red flag factory#hasanabi #ishowspeed  #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I hate it. I hate it. That is so crazy. ladies and gentlemen we are joined again back from a self-suck incident hassan piker that's right that's the first that's the first ever because like i'm so good at self suck that like i never. That's right. I never injure myself. It's not like I'm not self-sucking. We're going to get demonetized.

What are we doing? We're going to get demonetized. What's new? Cut! Does YouTube know what self-suck is? I don't know. It's a type of vacuum. I don't want to risk it.

Yeah, I was Dyson-ing myself extra hard, and then Will Neff wished me a happy birthday, and he showed me in that process how to Dyson hard as hell, and that really pushed me to the next limit. I was like, yeah, editor, can we cut that in? Yeah, it's like I, editor, March. Hey, Will, we got to tape Hassan's birthday videos. I'm bringing your phone to you. I've got it started already. Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. I'm sorry. Oh, God. What? I told you never to disturb me during my yoga. His birthday, happy birthday wish to me where he was Dyson-ing. And I self-Diced in so hard and i

threw my back out yeah except that's not exactly what happened what happened is we are there is a rat in our midst it's not me it's i'm looking right at you coffee i have never missed the podcast obviously it's recorded in my home and i get very excited to be on the podcast you still shoot what i'm here to but it I get very excited to be on the podcast every week. I stole so much shit when you were gone. You steal shit when I'm here too. But it's my favorite thing to do of the week. I get very stoked about it. That's so crazy.

I want everyone to know before this, we were just talking about finding a day and a time to record regularly. And Hassan's like, the mornings, I really can't. Tuesday nights, not really. Friday nights, Tuesdays. Okay, first of all, first of all, I don't want to call you both out right now, but you were like, I don't want to

do it on the weekends. Yeah! That's a normal thing. I'm sorry, I want to work a 9-5 like Dolly fucking Parton. Cutie was like, I don't want to do it on the weekends because I hate you guys. I hate you guys. I don't want to be around you guys. I look forward to seeing you guys on the weekend.

I don't. Working 9 to 5. Hard make living. Oh, God. I'm ordering myself some avocado toast. It's taking you so long to order. He's got news. I got news.

All right, let's hear it. Last two nights ago, I, for the first time, went to a movie theater to see myself in a movie. Oh, the one. It looks like this is my vibe of the movie. Wyoming. Yes, it's in Jackson Hole. Well, that's pretty good. Elaborate more.

A movie I was in like a year ago Called Peak Season just got its theatrical Release and I went to The One of the screenings and did a Q&A And it's got a limited release I think like right now in a few theaters across America Are you going to forget us when you get famous? Absolutely

That's not allowed I have a contingency plan I have like all the stuff Lined up when he gets famous if he tries to fuck me over. Oh, my God. No, we're deadlocked. Wait, like blackmail? We're deadlocked with one another in a double suicide pact.

He has shit on me. I have shit on him. If this falls apart, we're both going down. Okay. Fair. Fine. My only thing you have to remember when you get famous is in case you bump into taylor swift just like invite me yeah invite me to come be the waiter or something be like oh

cutie i feel like her boyfriend and i could be friends you could really famous i think so you just need to her boyfriend and both of us he means when he says it you know no no i would not introduce you to travis kelsey who would like me i'm the same size as you you'd be like oh dude american footsball so cool no no you know what i mean those vaccine ads i would do that i would do that i would definitely do that but like travis would get it like big boy solidarity i think but also he's around big boys all day i know but like but like i'm like a like a unique big boy in the sense that like i have the same size but i'm not in football so he's like what big guys yeah you're in something worse it's politics worse than your vibe a bear he would

literally be like big boy but not football you could vibe a bear before you could vibe travis kelsey that's 100 not true we grew up around travis kelsey's what do you mean i this all i knew is like big dudes that are brolic and kind of dumb but like lovable just call them dumb i call myself kind of dumb too though in the same way as travis which is why i'm saying we could vibe it out so how was the movie really good you liked it i actually got really big laughs which was really cool huge i'd never experienced that before where like i was in the theater and like i'd do a line and arabia would be like and i was like oh that's cool oh that's cool that was pretty neat okay do you have

any other film uh features lined up no oh you're not working on pirates of the caribbean right now i i want to go out for more though i want to do acting cool yeah i can't act in fact you could no i can't it's a problem i'm i think i could i could do one note i could play any um thing megan fox has ever played without the sexy so all right so the one thing that I get a little Jennifer's body. Yeah. So I can just be a mean girl and I can do that pretty well. But that's it. OK, that's my one note.

All right. And I'm not hot enough to be Regina George. So I'm just kind of fucked. I'm getting too old to be the mean girl. I'm going to age into Karen and I'll be able to execute that nicely. But I feel like you're going to age well. Thank you. I needed that today.

But I brought this up because shit shit fuck bitch i forgot i got you a gift i forgot i got both you guys oh that's crazy because i didn't forget and i actually have gifts so what i wanted to talk about what i wanted to talk about was gifts was where were you again last week last week i was in austin texas i went there for dream con dream con is rdc's convention rdc is a black comedy troupe i've been a big fan of those guys for many many years and i was really stoked blaze alert because yeah sorry i'm no glaze i think they deserve their flowers they're phenomenal guys they're very funny and they're very consistent. So when they asked, Hey,

do you want to come play basketball? I was like, I love basketball and I love RDC. Yes, I will definitely do that. And it was an in and out one day operation. Yeah. And cutie Cinderella chose to do this podcast with Porter Robinson,

who I would have loved to meet because i as you guys know i'm a big fan of music everybody knows porter is my favorite okay um he i love name one porter song um porter that's so stupid you're so dumb right you know what's funny is like smile i actually that's his album i actually did i almost got it though come on that's my favorite album you can't choose one. I actually did prep and I was like talking about specific songs of the album and Porter literally went, I feel so safe now. Thank you.

And I know you'd be like, yeah, you make music. I don't listen to any, but what's that like? And you would have been like, yeah, apparently he was worried that I was going to like hit him with like daggering political questions, which is crazy. Like that people think that that's what I do in the normal world. I don't do that when I'm hanging out with people

in real life. Anyway, yeah, you are a rat for choosing the one day that I wasn't here. He didn't want to be on with you. That's crazy because I saw literally a Twitch stream of his afterwards where he was talking about how he wanted to meet me and it was very excited well he changed his attitude when i

offered him all your free snacks yes and he was like wait this guy's not that bad so you're welcome fair thank you actually thank you for doing that guys i want to take a second i i don't sorry i'll let you have your second i don't know where it from. I don't know if you guys know this, but it's summertime. What? Yeah. And in the summer, I like to get entertained. I hate entertained. I like to get entertained.

Well, I'm actually going to go to the Doobie Brothers soon. And for that, I use SeatGeek. Have you guys heard of SeatGeek? Are you kidding? I did. I was just looking for Olivia Rodrigo tickets on freaking SeatGeek. Because her concert's next week. I don't have tickets.

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Any tickets? On SeatGeek. Yes. Any tickets on SeatGeek. That's what I'm told. That's crazy. The code is... UhGeek. Yes. Any tickets on SeatGeek. That's what I'm told. That's crazy. The code is Fear10.

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It was phenomenal. It was like Anime Expo, but like it was basically Melanin Anime Expo. It was awesome. It was like all I got to like like it was basically melanin anime expo it was awesome it was like all i got to see all the all the fans there it's the stuff that colors skin like the pigmentation you are the whitest person i don't have any melanin you are you are whiter than will neff melanoma i might have some not but anyway so i went the Anime Expo. I already got Cutie a gift and I gave it to her ahead of time. I got her a Minnie Mouse like cupcake Disney backpack, which I didn't even know she collected.

And I got. I've got four. Oh. Strong collection. Oh. I got two gifts here. Oh. I only got one.

Oh, fuck. This one is for Wilnef. Okay. Oh. I only got one. Oh, fuck. This one is for Wilnef. Okay. Which is a Dragon Ball Z Hawaiian shirt. Oh, my God. And this is like, I want to get this for myself. And it was a large. And I was like, I was going to get you a Berserk T-shirt.

But the Berserk T-shirt didn't have your size. This is very good. This was your size. So I was like, he will like this. Master Roshi. I also got, I don't know if you guys remember, we had a podcast co-host like a while back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was

the gay one, right? I can't really remember because he's been... I remember he he's gay. Yeah, and he likes planes. Airports. Like airports. He likes helicopters. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No, no. I think trains, trains, trains. No, that's you. No, I like trains. You're right. He's. Yeah, I think he likes air travel.

But anyway, of some sort, I got him because I forgot what his name was. Yeah. But I think his name was Austin. So I got him this. That's sick. Keep Austin weird shirt. Oh, my gosh. You know, it him this. That's sick. Keep Austin weird shirt. Oh, my gosh. You know what's crazy? Ludwig and Nick both have that shirt.

Yeah, it's kind of an iconic. Oh, it is? Yeah. It's an iconic shirt. It's like the city's slogan. Oh, it's like the I heart New York. But we will be burning this. Ohio is for lovers.

Right. We will be burning this in an effigy. Oh. I love fire. I don't know if we'll see him ever again. I got you guys sick gifts too, but I forgot them and now I feel guilty. From where? Just stuff I know you guys would like.

Oh, damn. Okay. I don't give you guys shit. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'd like to make that very clear. Your presence is a present to us all. That's right.

Can I admit something? I've wanted to go back to Disney since we've been. We can go. I want to go back. I need to experience the magic. I got us Oogie Boogie Bash tickets. But like, okay, well you're

not burning that on fucking Miskiff now, are you? No, I got us. I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of them well i expect i guess we have an extra one then we have an extra one then that is true that's crazy we're really beating up on poor austin yeah um in any case uh busy weeks overall lots of stuff happening with the election cycle yeah i'm back i'm back here as well on the fear and podcast very excited to be back we have a lot of stuff to talk about starting with what we did yesterday cutie cinderella address your crimes will is mad he didn't get invited to overcooked well what is overcooked for those of you who didn't watch

overcooked is a video game That you were sponsored by Where's my fucking cut You showed up to the event and you got a stream You're welcome The sponsor paid for the event Thank you Will would have done it without asking for his fucking cut I don't want a cut either

That's what I fucking thought I just like stressing you out You can't I I feel nothing. This is true. I'm dead inside. I'm dead inside. So I've wanted to do an overcooked IRL for a long time. I've seen a lot of people do it.

And so finally I did it. And we rented out Nomu, that vegan burger shop on Melrose. Upon arrival, they didn't turn off their DoorDash. So we're setting up and all of a sudden people are showing up looking for their door dash orders so that was a fun surprise oh god we should have just given them birds i know we made and thought about it i was like we could really cosplay as a restaurant if we want to be crazy that'd be amazing yeah that's super overcooked yeah um but so that was fun so how how was his chefing skills uh well after you left everyone talked

mad shit yeah really yeah streamers can't trust anyone in this industry that's crazy i think i did pretty well well you did okay but i went to each of them and i said who did the worst and you were the only one not there. So they all pointed at you. Yeah, besides FanFan, she pointed at Slime, which was very bold since Slime was right there. Well, it's because FanFan was the only one who was honest about it. So we had four stations. No, no.

We have four stations and one station was assembly and serve. So like one station was taking orders. One station was assembly and serve. One station was prep and one station was taking orders One station was assembly and serve One station was prep And one station was the grill master But the problem is there's an imbalance

And we had four one hour blocks And increasingly The competition got worse and worse Because at first it was two items only And then It was an hour long And it was a five minute window How much were you

charging for these burgers uh it was 20 bucks i think with fees 25 bucks for a ticket and then just came with your your everything oh yeah and then we would refund so i don't know if that's like good we would refund if they could not like if we couldn't make the burger in five minutes so there was a time frame it's like overcooked yeah but then it turned into four minutes and then we added glizzies and then we added um you know like we added a a dessert did you guys bear it up were you yes chefing yeah it was yeah it was intense i need hands yeah did you ask for hands i was yelling at them no it got intense it got intense.

It got intense. But what I will say is this. So there was an imbalance of responsibility. The order part is just basically nothing. Like someone has to do it. But it's like a nothing part of the job, right? Whereas the assembly and serve part is the hardest. Because when you're assembling and serving, you're basically controlling the entire part. Like the order part is the hardest because when you're assembling and serving you're basically

controlling the entire part like the order part is not controlling the kitchen the assembly and serve is controlling the kitchen because we're working backwards because you see like who's up next yeah and what their burger is and then you yell like you're you know you're making the burgers uh specifically for who's my favorite people are out, they're like, Hasan wrapped my burger. Can you tell? I'm just a smashed burger. Yeah, I smashed it in. I smashed it in pretty hard. But, because I was trying to slam all of the ingredients into

it before it fell apart. It's so funny. He's on Twitter. What ended up happening was I did the first serve, like assembly and serve and i realized very quickly oh shit this is the hardest part and but because it was me and everyone loves dogging on me everyone's like shut the fuck up you're wrong yeah so fan fan was up second and she very

quickly realized it was chaotic to do the assembly and service um there's no way oh that was me this is how it's on that was definitely that was definitely me stop dude stop that that was 100 wait look at the the one the reply that says she's depressed oh okay i thought it was her holding her burger that's so funny But Will was upset He wasn't invited because I intentionally Got people that I thought would be bad at it And Will has this problem where he's good at everything Only a problem for streaming

Only a problem for streaming It is, it's a problem What do you do? I don't know what to do about you Well I, we were talking about This is a leak see McGee Because Ludwig has not announced. Oh, should we not leak it? No.

No, let's leak it. We can leak that you've been invited. But all I will say about it is it's a bit of a problem of figuring out where to drop Will. Because it's just like he's just going to carry. It's just like playing. I can't read. It's like, it's just like playing. I can't read. It's like Tyler won playing with me. Like we're going to win.

But there's dominant athletes in the other teams as well. Yeah, but there's just a difference. Like you can be a good athlete or you can be someone that will like kill your teammates if you don't win. Do you see that? I'm not going to kill my teammates. You get so competitive. I was just a field day with you and i know you were good you were very good at field day i could tell when you were like okay here's your ball i was

being nice you were being nice but i i understand his concern you've grown soft old man yeah he's just you've grown soft in your age what is this you're as good at this can i be honest dodgeball i wasn't gonna try and win that until dodgeball dodgeball oh until stands beamed my girlfriend in the face and then i just activated yeah you like a russian sleeper cell i my girlfriend i saw my girlfriend get absolutely crushed and i was like oh we're playing dodgeball, I guess. Caroline's also very. Yeah, she activates. Yeah, she's very. I'm not athletic whatsoever.

It's like I like I'm on team phase. It's been announced. Yeah, I'm going to hold them back. You're about to phase the fuck. I don't know what. It's going to be funny when I'm going to bring cookies and Capri Suns and we're going to have a great time. Max is going to be visibly upset. Are you going to formally join face I don't know bank said he'd get me a chain though and I'm very excited yo that's

fucked up if he gets you a chain before me if he gets you a chain before me I will lose my shit I was on 100 thieves for two years and they never gave me a chain well I don't know tell you I really wanted one too if you get a face shame before me, I'm... Hasan, you have not earned it. I've known banks for like... It's not about knowing. It's about doing. It's about a lifestyle. You nepo baby.

No, dude. I'm also... I'm the most... No, you've got L hunger. You don't even know what it's like. You're the Ohio Rizzler. I'm a fucking W kid. I am so skibbity.

You're not a W kid. I am phantom taxing like left and right. No. You're crazy for that. You've lost too much weight. I have so skibbity I am phantom taxing like left and right you're crazy for that I have so much aura especially since I lost weight I have aura maximum aura points you can't give yourself aura points it's very negative aura no it's actually W aura you're crazy

no you don't even know half the time if you ain't invited don't even know half the time. If you ain't invited. Don't ask to go. Okay, he didn't know that one. But you said it. Okay, okay, okay.

Because I'm 33 years old. Even though it's like Duke. Then you don't get a chain. Even though it's like Duke line, who's also a fucking boomer. You know who doesn't get chains is whiny babies. Yeah. Okay, listen. All I'm going to say is I think there's a hint of jealousy in your statement because

when I balled up with the kids, with the FaZe kids. You balled up with them because of me. And I yammed on their faces. They immediately noticed the aura and were calling me W-Unc. They were calling you W-Unc before that. Okay, because, you know, they recognize it. You need to stop being jealous i'm gonna get a chain i can't believe it this is drama this is actual drama you shouldn't you just next time you

should be happy for me you shouldn't be jealous next time banks calls me because he's like invited to some random political event i'm gonna be like nah sorry dude call cutie she's your girl we will roll up does he call you about baking no he doesn't call me christ exactly he's i'm very protective of my face that is i'm honored you don't have you're not i'm literally on face so yeah anyway this guy doesn't know he's a liability somebody tell him you know what org is sick otk am i right you could be on otk they'd take you do you not even getting a high five from cutie right now what have they done recently okay let's show uh yeah no asmr asmr is covering the political field on otk so i can't do anything

there i was inspired by a friend i want to do a stream inspired by our friend. Which friend? I want you guys to participate. Okay. Okay. Live stream. We're live for like a few days. We each hire a bounty hunter. No, Will. I'm out. To come catch us.

I'm out. I love that. I'm out. I love that. We go on the run. I love that. We go on the lam. I would get caught so quick because I can't get on an airplane.

We go on the... No No we're not getting on it You have to be like a criminal You can't take a flight they'll find your ID Okay but you're like filming yourself the whole time Yeah but they can't watch your stream That's part of the rules If I was a bounty hunter I'd watch your stream Yeah but that's what makes it fun

Is that it's at some point We're gonna get cattle We could do streamer um uh what was that game you played in high school do you remember that game in high school assassin oh so we had this game senior assassination is what we called it and mormons got down like that mormons got down and essentially what you do is everyone gets when senior assassination starts you all have to pay like 50 bucks into the pot to play yeah and then um if you pull a name so like i pull unit that means i have to kill you and you have to spray them with water that's how you kill them you can't do it on school property and you can't do it when they're

going to or from or in work oh this is like zombies yeah so best of fucking luck yeah but we like do it in high school and then like the winner gets all the money to throw a massive rager let's do this. Let's do stuff. But it would be really hard not to like dox people. I'm like waiting outside your house ready to kill you. And it's just like, I'm just streaming it. Yeah, there's got to be a

safe way to do that. Maybe like if we rented out like SoFi Stadium and like hit around. Rent it out. There's got to be more cost effective. I just thought of a big, really big place. SoFi? I'll ask Mr. Beast. He did it once. There's got to be more cost effective. I just thought of a big, really big place. So far. I'll ask Mr. Beast. He did it once. Ooh.

Ooh. What? Nothing. Mr. Beast is in a little bit of hot water right now. New York Times came out with an article for his Amazon show that said that the production teams handling over the 2 the 2000 contestants that went to nevada were pretty gruesome like there were people with like medical needs that were not

getting uh attended to sounds like that doesn't change as sofi connects i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm Fair. Okay. I mean, listen, you're, that sounds like an enticing article. You guys been watching the Olympics? Yes. But bits and pieces. Okay.

So I've been purposely avoiding the Olympics. Why? And I'm gonna tell you why. Because I get really nationalistic really fast. And I was out of friends. I told you that competent competitiveness. And well, Turkey doesn't win anything.

So no, I've no for, how dare you? First of all, Turkey doesn't win anything. No. How dare you? First of all. He wants to be on this team. Yeah. First of all. Sorry, you're not Team America either. There's a lock in anchor, baby.

You're wrong. The number one meme from the Olympics right now is the 51-year-old Turkish shooter. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That guy's cool. Who rolled up with no gear whatsoever and just fucking yammed on him it took second place yeah it got silver medal that guy's fucks and i'm just kidding i'm just kidding so that was like a that was like a fun little thing for me but like

for me in particular with with this olympics like lebron is not only doing it for America. He is captain of America, 100%, but he's also doing it for old, yeah. For old people. Like this man has been dominant for 21 years, like dominating this fucking league for longer part of his life, basically. Yeah.

Then he has been alive and, and he's still yamming all motherfuckers for America. And every time I see him like dunk on, I don't know, like a, like a Serbian man or whatever. I just go like, yeah,

I get really patriotic playing Serbia today. Yeah, dude, we'll see what happens, but they're going to beat them. So what I was saying is I've been avoiding the Olympics. Cause this happens, right?

That, that captain America piece of me takes over and I start making fun of random Turkish shooters, even though they took the silver medal. Congratulations. Yeah. And so I was at a friend's birthday and the ultimate kryptonite for all ADHD people is TVs at a restaurant.

Yeah. TV's at a restaurant. I'm out. Like I'm already just like, like a, like a bug into a light bulb. That makes sense. And the Olympics wrong.

Oh, and i got into it what was the game oh they were just playing highlights and the united states you're watching the highlight reel losing your mind dominating the metal cow okay absolutely i think china's golds oh the united states dominating overall metal count okay yeah we need more hobbies i guess we have a lot of hobbies. Those are their hobbies. But now I'm in.

It's too late. You did a dab and now I can't stop. And I need the United States to win the overall medal count. What happens if they don't? He's running for Congress. How close are they? He's running for Congress on the nuke china they're they're winning overall medal count i would like them to win gold medal count too

be nice so that's actually one thing i wanted to talk about which i find oh my god wait we went from 16 to 18 we're catching up with china china jane so here's the thing. I also get like patriotic for America, specifically for the, for the, the basketball team. Yeah.

But one thing I've noticed, and this is like relevant because it's Olympics related news as well, is that Republicans on the other hand, who you would expect to be like super nationalistic in this moment are not at all like Katie Ledecky one gold in women's swimming, right? 800, which is the most brutal.

They are swimming for like two days. Yeah. So he is insane. So she's, she's phenomenal. And I saw people on the timeline being like, that's a man. No. Yeah. So he is insane. So she's, she's phenomenal. And I saw people on the timeline being like, that's a man. No.

Yeah. And it's like, bro, what are you doing? Like, this is supposed to be like, I feel like there is a genuine attitude change where like, not just like not regular Republicans,

obviously like, you know, people that live in the suburbs don't have this brain disease, but Republicans on Twitter have lost their fucking minds so completely that they can't just simply enjoy shit anymore. They've become the SJWs of like the end of the Obama era where they would be like, oh, I can't watch this because of the da da da da da. Like, they literally were claiming that they were going to boycott the NFL because of the BLM protests. They never did, but they chirped about it. They were complaining that LeBron James was the flag bearer for America.

That's wild. That was insane. It's like, are you fucking kidding me? This man deserves it. Like LeBron. Yeah. What the fuck? Like they were complaining about that.

They were complaining about the Iman Khalif situation, which was insane because they're still chirping about it. Yeah. They're like, Oh, that's a man. And it's like, it's she's not,

she's not a man, but they didn't care. They just kept saying, Nope, she's a man. You will never convince me otherwise. And they just kind of ran with that. And they're still running with that. And it, and it it i feel like usually half the population online at least especially on twitter is just

hallucinating a thing that's not real yeah but you could never shake them from that position because there's enough people that are going exactly you're right actually that is a man and it blew my mind that like in a moment where we're supposed to all come together as a country and be like hell yeah america's fucking dominating let's go like these people instead of watching these people like doing phenomenal incredibly impressive feats of athleticism like that have you know broken their bodies for years and years they look at that and they go how do i make this political and also how do i be the most annoying person ever who cannot enjoy this like wonderful impressive thing that happens you know once every four years yeah

i'm gonna spread the rumor that i am a man and i'm so bad at sports to counteract it oh like yeah you're hiding your power level yeah yeah yeah i think that'll help balance no they just they they won't talk about it then because there's why talk about me god damn it they say like trans women are men right like that's number one that's the first thing that they say and there are trans women that like participate in athletic competitions and they get owned all the time sometimes they're dominant but usually they get owned and and that is just how this game works right that's how uh athletic uh competition works sometimes you're good sometimes you're bad when you're talking about the boxing that is not what is yeah that was that's not what it's even that's not what's happening that was two girly pops beating each other up yeah and and like so they just don't

talk about it if trans women are like getting owned so if they if you brought up the rumor that you were like a trans woman they just wouldn't talk about it if trans women are like getting owned. So if you brought up the rumor that you were like a trans woman, they just wouldn't talk about it. On the opposite end of the spectrum, can we talk about the best moment from the Olympics? The dick? No, no, no, no. What dick? Okay, we'll talk about the dick.

You've got to pull that up. First, there's another moment that needs to be pulled up. This year they did swimming events in the Seine River. Oh, my gosh. That is the best moment. And when they did swimming events in the Seine River. Oh, my gosh. That is the best moment. And when they did this event, one of the swimmers gets out and projectile pukes the moment he gets out of the water. Oh, no. Which is so awesome.

Because it is filled to the brim with doofy. Shit, yeah. Yes. This is another issue with, like, the Thames River as well. I don't know how to say it right. In England, like, these rivers are supposed to be, like, these rivers are supposed to be clean, but they're so fucking gross because everyone's dumping sewage into it.

This is how I watch scary movies. And then you can plug your ears too. It's perfect hand positioning. Oh my God. Really? No, no, no. Don't play video. Because no, no, no.

They'll just immediately clap it. Such a solid stream. That's so good. Yeah. Because didn't they announce that they were doing it there? And then people were like, no, you're're not and they intentionally pooped in it well you can't like actually poop in it so much that like it actually you know it's it will get diluted uh you can't out-compete the sewage system well which which was already dumping a boatload of shit in it and then we'll talk about

okay so there's another olympian who french one lost the pole vaulting competition because he had a fat cock yeah i don't know if you guys saw you need to play the video on this one what so he so he pole vaults and as he's coming down his fat meat hits the bar oh and it's like it's one of those things where he's like honestly he lost he's like oh no i lost because the entire world is like look at that guy's fat cock. It's Pete Davidson being like, Ariana Grande is talking about my big penis. Monkey's paw curls. Monkey's paw curls.

My man gets up there. You can't really see his dong here, but maybe you can find it. You can kind of see it there. It's a big disappointment. Yeah, that's right. Okay, we'll find it it's a big disappointment all right yeah my man my man clears it except for his car is there any better way to lose something oh no i lost because of my my penis yeah oh no did my big penis get in the way it's perfect it's perfect because it's also like it's perfect because it's a little pole vaulting which is already like phallic to begin with yeah

yeah my man my man got good at that from using his pole that's great and so that made the pole fall down was it yeah oh my god like if you if you congratulations to that guy. He's going to go the Austin show way and start a fans. Yeah. Fans leave his podcast, but you know, we don't want to make too much of a joke of it where we're, we're really sorry that you didn't win. Unfortunately.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a real, it's a real sad state of affairs. Dudes that hang dong. You know what I mean? People don't talk about, yeah.

People don't talk about the downsides of having just fat penis. Just another argument for a trans advantage. If he had sawed that penis off, he would have won. Or learned how to tuck it. Learned how to tuck it better, you would have been fine. It's crazy that that's never happened in practice. You know what I'm saying? The margin of error is so... He would just think if that's the thing that made him lose.

Well, since we're talking about the Olympics, just quickly. This could be a quick. I thought you were going to say, since we're talking about big dongs. No. Quick America me up. Very fast one. I want to talk about the greatest Olympian of all time. Have you heard of Carrie Strug?

No. Oh. Pull that up. Who's Carrie Strode? Just the greatest gymnast of all time. You're going to go down a little road right here. That's Carrie Strode right there. Pull up the vault.

So I don't know if you know this story, but in the Olympics, okay, I think it was like in the 90s. Help me out. 1996 Summer Games. the 90s help me out um 1996 summer games the u.s olympic team needs a perfect vault from carrie to win the overall gold and that's that thing that you're like on top of no the vault is where you run down oh jesus okay unfortunately carrie has already broken her ankle. What? Yes. And so she does the vault with a broken ankle.

Oh my God. Let's see how it goes. Pull it up. Oh, I don't know if I want to. This is the greatest Olympic moment in history. Her ankle is broken? Volume. I need volume. Watch this.

And sticks it. Oh, see, that's where she hurts it. That's where she hurts it. And she's hurt bad. Turn the volume down. This volume is nothing. I thought it'd be the announcers. Oh, God.

I just knocked a microphone over my toe. That bitch. Oh, no. So, wait. So, she's injured now at this point, right? Okay. She had to vault again. Ow.

She dials in. Has already fallen. And on one foot. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Bang. Oh. Look. And she's in so much pain. Oh my God. That's crazy. Bang. Oh. Look, and she's in so much pain.

Down she goes. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Clutches the gold. With a broken ankle? Yes. Wow.

Ow. People do crazy stuff for the Olympics. There's a field hockey guy that cut his finger off. Yes. What? So he could play. Why? Wait, I don't get it. Because he had a finger injury and it wouldn't have healed in time so he's like take it off mate

yeah and it's his last chance to win the gold yeah there's another phenomenal uh there's another crazy story this isn't normal there's this one guy that the entire team usa is just dabbing out this white boy who's like six six okay and everyone's like who the fuck is this guy who the fuck is this guy turns out i forget his name now but he was an nba player who was like um i think he was like a mcdonald's all-star alongside kevin durant right way back in the day oh you're college prospect but in but in there but in there is that his name i don't i don't remember his name he's he's plays on volleyball now. Yeah. Yeah.

He literally was, he was like, he was phenomenal in college at Arizona. Didn't have a volleyball program. There have been a lot of people from Arizona State in the Olympics, and it makes Ludwig very excited. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, you know what I didn't know? Arizona State women's golf program is like dominating right now. Yeah, I didn't know arizona state women's golf program is like dominating oh yeah yeah i didn't know that party and women's golf there's also the french swimmer that trains

with michael phelps's coach that is winning and he went to arizona michael phelps world record got broken dude michael phelps's every world record got broken yeah i'm not smoking out of 12 bongs or whatever okay except for that 420 blazing um no it's crazy that like i think it was uh throughout his career it was like in the first eight years of his career he broke like the most records that that it was a record in of himself and every single one of them has been broken now yeah yeah that's sad times they is a changing no i just i i think it's awesome it just like shows that like humans are evolving like not only are we evolving but like medicine exercise science diet like all of that stuff is so min-maxed to the brim year after year that you have and this goes into a not olympics related but somewhat athleticism

related story you have a viral youtube streamer teenager doing things that when we were growing up were so unimaginable talking about that we thought like this is not real um i'm of course talking about i show speed oh yeah oh my god i show speed is like genuinely a freak i mean he is genuinely a freak uh we've talked about his his like incredibly impressive backflip where he doesn't even tuck his knees in and he has like hang time for some weird reason it's like a very difficult thing to just pull off he does it in fucking foam runners which blows my mind every time like everything he does he does in foam runners which is crazy it's like crocs for those of you who don't know like yeezy crocs here he is jumping over i need him to stop doing this because it really stresses me out i

show speed already had uh jumped over his lamborghini and people were disputing the the uh the legitimacy of it yeah and um back when we were growing up before we watched this back when we were growing up kobe bryant famously revealing his new shoe yeah did this exact same thing over i believe a bentley or an aston martin or something but it was fake yeah obviously kobe has a massive contract would he be able to genuinely jump through that? Probably, but because of his NBA contract at the time, he wasn't going to actually risk it. But this is a

very risky stunt. Yeah, I don't know why he's doing this. Because the margin of error is death. This is live. He did this live. Did it twice, too. I hate it. I hate it so much. Did it twice, too. I hate it. I hate it so much.

Oh, my God, dude. That is so fucking crazy. Stop it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. That is so crazy. I've never seen anything like it

dude the choice that guy's looking for a high five that's his own Lambo That he's jumping on top He also casually jumped on his Lambo Like with the grace of a butterfly Dude I like how that guy was like do it again And he said shut your fat ass up I'm not doing it again

So He is a real Fucking freak He's like What's the what's the sprint uh in the combine his yeah his 40 is like a 4-4 or something yeah which is like flying literally faster than most like i think it's even faster i think he ran like a 4-3 so i i think it's a 4-4 so there's a guy named tyreek on the on the dolphin tyreekreek Hill on the Dolphins. Is he a wide receiver?

Yeah, Tyreek Hill will cook him, though. So Tyreek Hill is a wide receiver on the Dolphins. He will cook him, except pull this up as well. I show speed, Tyreek Hill. Tyreek Hill gets a new contract recently. Before the contract, though, he's talking shit about I show speed and how he would blow him in a fucking 40 yard showed up at, showed up at his practice.

You can't do a foot race in front of your coach and GM. They're going to be like paying you a hundred million dollars. Yeah, no, I know, but I do think it's crazy that he talks shit. And then he backed away from it. Um,

when, when I show speed pulled up, I mean, I think I show speed would give him a good race but tyree kill is like otherworldly fast what's his 40 yard like four two he's he's good i'm such a million dollars like he almost had 2 000 receiving yards last year which is like crazy, crazy. I think if speed didn't stream,

he could be an athlete of any kind. Like it's just so crazy. Yeah. How much he can jump and how fast he is. It's crazy. I think, I mean, yeah,

for sure. Like he, he, I don't know if he'd be like, like one of the best, depending on what kind of training he gets and depending on what he's playing but i think he would very easily be like a middle of the road player in in uh in the nfl most likely but i don't know he's too he's too skinny i think he'd be a soccer player he's

oh wow that'd be pretty good soccer yeah soccer would be cool wait Wait, play this clip. The NFL? The NFL told me that? There's literally a video of me running a 4-2? Like, bro, it's already proven. Oh, he ran a 4-2? Damn. I can show you the video right now, and I did it in. Oh, wait, pause it.

You know he's taking this seriously because he doesn't have the foam runners on. This motherfucker does everything. That, I think, is one of the more impressive parts about his athleticism is that he is capable of doing all this stuff in fucking foam runners. Those are crocs, bro. That's like when Deion did shit

in Tim's. Do you remember that? That shit was crazy. Deion Sanders would run the 40 in Tim's. That's worse than foam runners because that's weight. I didn't know speed ran a 4.2. That's so fast. What? I wouldn't even run

in full speed. Oh my god oh he's talking shit bro you can't do that all right yeah you got a racer bro you can't duck him you can't wait pause it you can't duck him and then after talking shit after talking shit he shows up he shows up to your place of work okay yeah and then you're still talking shit to his face while also ducking him and then this is what he does i think this is negative aura he lost aura points i even pulled up popped on he's just gonna keep ducking chat tyree kill y'all see it right here live right now he's ducking he doesn't want to race the fastest

person in the world you just best person in the world that's awesome y'all see it right he's ducking pause okay i want to wind it back i want to wind it back so this is what i was saying go forward a little bit i want those other guys on screen this is the miami dolphins coaching staff oh and they are at a practice and you can see they don't want to be on camera and they're both like Tyreek what the fuck are you doing like stop talking to this streamer you are the

one of the highest paid athletes in the NFL isn't it like yesterday where he got his new contract it's so recent like you can see both these dudes are like Tyreek. We have to run the ones to attack of Aloha is waiting for you right now. That's so awesome. They're like,

come on, man. Miami needs to win a Superbowl. Please. This is how, this is exactly how the coaching staff of the jets looks at Aaron Rogers. when he's like, I'm going to go on another darkness retreat. Oh, God. How is Aaron Rodgers going to do this this year?

I don't know. You know, it was Tom Brady's birthday yesterday. Shut the fuck up. Tom Brady turned 47 yesterday. Wow. Great. So everybody else, happy birthday, Tom Brady. Okay. Speaking of sports. Wait. Will and I have knows. Happy birthday Tom Brady. Okay,

speaking of sports. Wait. Will and I have had. Why are you speaking of sports? Because there's one thing that. I want to speak about girl things. No, okay, we're going to do the girl things after. Let's do fair. We'll talk about the sport thing and then we'll talk about the girl thing. And also I'm not like a big sport guy. So like I want to. Okay, fine. Okay. I love sports. I want to ask

you guys. I'll pretend. I want to ask you guys. I'll pretend. I want to ask you guys. This is a conversation Will and I have had like arguments over that I'm entirely right on and he's entirely wrong on for many years about like what the most popular sports are. And I literally have the data. So I'm very excited. Okay. How would you get the data? Don't worry about it. But Will and I have argued.

He used to say Tom Brady is like one of the most famous athletes on the planet. I was like, no shot. I think it would be like a football, like a soccer player. Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's not a point of contest anymore. I think you've changed on your position a little bit, but like, I also said that basketball players are more famous than football players

as well. Like Michael Jordan would be more famous than like Tom Brady as well. Yes. Now we have the data. I want to ask you guys now. It sounds like we'll never disagreed with you. Okay. We disagreed many many years ago, but it doesn't matter. I want to

ask you guys what you think the top 10 most famous. What do you think the top 10 most watch sports are we okay? We have to sports are we okay we have to dial it back we have to dial it back i said i thought tom brady was one of the 10 most famous athletes on the planet which i maintain and it's not because of justice football it's because of who he was like socially as well he was married to the most famous model yeah he was showing up in commercials all over the place and his son he's doing commercials in china for like tag humor and stuff tom brady is

one of the 10 most famous athletes on the planet i would maintain that i still won't agree with that but it doesn't matter um that's not the point here i want to ask you guys like because it did there was a lot that shocked me in the top 10 all right and i want to ask you guys, like, because there was a lot that shocked me in the top 10. All right. And I want to ask you guys. Is this like people's choice or what is this? What do you guys think are the most, like, watched sports on the planet? The most watched or like, are we talking athletes?

Are we talking sports? Like most followed sport by people. Soccer. By number of fans. That's number one. Soccer is number one. Soccer, also known as football to the rest of the world followed sport by people. Soccer? By number of fans. That's number one. Soccer's number one. Soccer, also known as football to the rest of the world, is number one. You're right.

At 3.5 billion people that watch. What do you think number... I mean, yeah, go ahead. Start throwing sports and I'll tell you if they're in the top ten. I think baseball is number two. Wrong, but actually baseball is a sleeper hit at number seven. Oh, that'd be

higher. Okay, can I knock through some? Yeah, you go. Cricket. Number two at 2.5 billion. Go ahead. Basketball. Basketball is actually number nine at 400 million, which I was shocked by as well.

I thought basketball would be higher up on the list. Ooh, okay. There's really weird ones on here where you're like, what the fuck? Hmm. I got to go rugby. Rugby's not on here. Damn. Yeah.

American football. Oh, I know one. Tennis. Boom. Tennis is number four at one billion. And American football is number 10 at 400 million. American football is on the list. American football is on the list. Crazy.

And basically like edging out. Like it's almost as popular as basketball, which was shocking to to me which was legitimately shocking to me no dude that's okay here here's the thing this is i'm gonna tell you the truth everyone in china watches the super bowl no no no basketball is international america is not or football is not international like the viewership is outside of like london and mexico and the united states is pretty negligible but the amount of people that watch football in the United States is insane. Yeah. Like the amount of people that sit down all Sunday and watch football,

it is not comparable to any other sport in the United States. Yeah. That makes sense. All right. Keep giving me more one more. How many more do we have? You got like four, I think you got four correctly or five or six correctly.

You got number one. Yep. Two. You got number two at cricket. We got, you got tennis at number four. So you have the three slot, five slot,

six slot. You got baseball at seven. And American football at 10 and basketball at nine and American football at ten. And basketball at nine. And American football at ten. So you have the number six slot, number five slot, number three slot. And number eight. And number eight, yeah. Take a guess.

Badman. Oh, shit. But not that crazy of you to pull up no what okay now you're going into weird places it's not rugby it wouldn't be afl australian league football if it wasn't that cricket is was definitely there i'm trying to go weird like go unexpected. Volleyball? Boom. Number five. At 900 million, volleyball gets the fifth slot. Dude, I think a lot of this comes from, like, the Olympics as well.

Crazy, crazy, crazy. Golf. At number eight. At 450 million. Golf is more followed than basketball and football. American football. So we only have three left. You have number six left

and you have number three left, which you will not get number three. That's it. You will never get this. It blew my... When I saw it, I was like, what the fuck? That makes no goddamn sense. Formula One. No. What?

Formula One's not there. I thought i just hit it no that would not be that weird though formula one i feel like is an international track and field allowed as a guess that's um it's not in there okay i mean boxing no oh mma no all right i'm gonna i'm you MMA? No. All right. You want me to reveal it? Yeah, hit it, hit it. Number six is table tennis with 850 million. My dad loves table tennis. But I think you just got to go Asian because there's a lot of people there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So table tennis, I think that gets carried a little bit.

And that's why cricket obviously is also number two. Number three is insane and i i don't even know if this is correct or not field hockey at two billions a lot of europeans like play field hockey and a lot of australians and stuff that shocked me australia new zealand and like ire Not even hockey, hockey, field hockey. Yeah. Yeah. Field hockey. Like hockey, hockey is not even on the list. We don't even let our men play field hockey. Yeah, we say get some skates on. Dude, I tried to play field hockey in high school and they wouldn't let me because I

thought it would be so fun. But like, I don't understand. So what is it? You just like, it's like lacrosse almost. No, what? I thought field hockey was rollerblades on hockey. Rollerblades? Yeah, I thought it was rollerblades on like a basketball court.

No, no, no, no, no. You have like a little curled stick and you like smack a ball. You just walk? Yeah, yeah. I thought you rollerbladed. It's like lacrosse, but on the ground. I thought it was like, I thought that's why you got a job at like Sonic, so you could reuse your rollerblades.

No, that's so field hockey would be like lacrosse but on the ground right yeah kind of yeah oh but that's like i said it shocked me so that'll be here's something really funny i've only played lax like 10 or 12 times and it was the most natural i've ever been at anything in my life i mean it makes sense look at your hair look at your hair i like picked it up and i was like oh how do you do this oh well gold did shock that the whitest man from the Northeast is just naturally gifted at lacrosse. Yeah. My boyfriend and I felt racist almost how good I was at lacrosse.

It's like either you're Native American or you're the whitest man named like Peyton from Northeast from the Northeast. It felt racist. So I had to stop playing. There's a dude at my gym who's like I think he played lacrosse for he played lacrosse for I think Penn.

Which is like they're good at spoon. Classic. And he still plays. They still have like pro-am leagues and shit which I had no idea. Girly things. Girly pop. Girly things. Girly pop.

Girly pop. Can we get a sound drop for Girly Pop Nation as well? Girly pop. Yeah. Chaperone. Billy Ray Brins. Can we get? Thank you.

Yeah. Have you guys? I'm nervous because this stupid guy covers everything. And so sometimes the girls care about stuff and then he's already covered it it's okay have you heard about you one the fuck i have i have a girly pop story as well after you heard about he's gonna steal your thunder if you don't say ballerina farms of course i know about ballerina farms. Ballerina farms. Did you know about it? I just said it inquisitively.

Don't take this over. This is my thing. And it's Mormons and it's trad wives. Okay. I won't. Okay. But of course, if there's a woman's thunder being stolen by a piece of shit,

man, I'm going to cover it. Okay. Anyway. So there's this guy, there's this girl in the sky this there's dog hair coming off of me like i'm raining it lock in cutie i'm sorry this is your moment to shine you're driving the plane i will steal it from you you're pissing me off so this girl goes to juilliard she's a beautiful ballerina living her best dream in new york yeah they only accept 20

ballerinas every year. Right. And then this guy keeps asking her on dates. Sure. And she's like, no, no, no.

She keeps dodging him. Turns out she's flying home to Utah from New York. And this guy also, um, his dad owns jet blue. So he gets a ticket. He's related to Zach Wilson. Yeah. Keep going. He, he gets a ticket to zach wilson now keep going he he gets a ticket rearranges the seats because he knows people at jet blue makes them sit together and now you're a five-hour flight

together and so she's like so that was our first date oh yeah that's kind of weird a little fucking weird a little weird and so they start like dating and it escalates very quickly because they're both mormon you can't have sex before marriage when you're Mormon And also you're supposed to get young You can only like leave your penis inserted Or like bounce on the bed While you're doing anal It's very weird things

All correct cutie You just said yes But immediately he like They get together and he's like wait we have to go to Brazil And she's like what and so they go to. She has to drop out of Juilliard. For BBL? No, for something with JetBlue. She has to drop out of school? She drops out of Juilliard for the school. And starts pumping out babies. Like nobody's business.

They move back to Utah. I think they have eight. Yeah, they've got eight babies. That's a lot of babies. She is 33 with eight 33 with eight babies that's what that math don't work that math she's never not pregnant oh god every child is like exactly the same amount of part okay yeah so they move back to utah they get this big farmland in camas utah which is kind of like middle of nowhere sure um and that's kind of all of utah honestly yeah and they have this house they build this big farmhouse but it's not like normal farmhouse that you see like joanna gaines right magnolia farms if you know them i don't know what you're saying so uh most farmhouses is like shiplap and white i know a little bit about

farms i actually have the michigan barn of the year. There you go. Thank you. Instead, they go very high-end little house of the prairie. Okay. Cute. Which I get it, but also they have an agar oven, which is there's only one man in all of America that knows

how to install this oven. Will you look up exactly how it gets heat? It's something very certain about the how to like install this oven and it's like will you look up exactly how it gets heat it's like something very certain about the way it gets heat no it's not wood but it's like judy i'm hanging on everywhere look at this oh so it's like a swedish range and it's like it's like what you would see in like oh yeah like it's very. And it looks like a morgue. Yeah. You could slide someone in. That's creepy. What,

why, what is the significance? It's just so vintage. And it's so like, they don't make them anymore. So they, they get that. She's pumping out kids on the farm. I'm in the farm,

Agar oven. So this woman from the times wants to go interview them because they have 9 million followers on Instagram. Ah, yeah. And they're making, and they're pumping out kids and they're pumping out trad wife content on the regular. Hold that up for me, Billy.

Ballerina Farm. So, this woman in the Times goes to interview him because they're like, what is going on here? Because something that the main wife is famous for, stop it, is giving birth two weeks later going to

the Miss America pageant. What do you mean? So she was. To participate? Yes. Two weeks post both birth. Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, participating? Yes. She was already crowned Miss Utah, but now she was. Oh, sorry. She was going. So she was Miss Utah. She's done this multiple times. She was Miss America.

So she was going to go participate in the Miss Universe in Vegas. How did she lose the baby weight? Where does the baby weight go? I don't know. Also, she gives birth at home. Unmedicated. Very like,

I mean, honestly, any of them. I feel like she's the LeBron of trad wives. Yeah, do that fresh butter. You know what I mean? She's doing impressive feats of athleticism. But of trad wives. Yeah, do that fresh butter. You know what I mean? Like, she's doing, like, impressive feats of athleticism. Oh, my gosh. But for trad wives. Is she making butter?

So that's the thing. There's really no need for that. People have said that they're just, like, cosplaying as, like, poor or impoverished. Okay, there you go. This is the dad. This is her. Immediate red flag is just, like, the cowboy gear. Bro, you're a billionaire. Like, shut the fuck up. you're a billionaire like shut the fuck up so billionaire though i know i just i'm saying like it annoys me when they do that

and like all the kids are wearing like little house on the prairie eggs so we started off okay okay excuse me she's making chill bud it's very it's very sorry she's making turkish eggs yeah chill bud turkish eggs we're in the united states that's what yeah look This is very important. She's making Turkish eggs. Yeah, çılgır. Çılgır. Çılgır. Turkish eggs. We're in the United States. Yeah, look how good that is, though. That shit is golden. Oh, that looks dope. Yeah, you poach it with like garlic.

No, it's not hummus. Can we get some of that? Can you flip some of that up? Yeah, you never make that. It's a super easy thing to make. Nara Smith will crave these tomorrow. So this is weird. Like, you know, we love putting women against women.

Oh. Okay. Whoa. What? You're mad about breastfeeding content no no i need to hear what the fuck why am i these people just look like happy people yeah so a lot of people got mad at them because they think they're like the miss world yeah two weeks after giving birth crazy so that's one of the reason that the people from the times want to go interview her they go and interview her and essentially the whole time the husband's like standing over her and won't let her answer any

questions. Okay. And like, she'll start answering and she's like, they're like, Oh, would you consider yourself a feminist? Cause like this new wave era of trad wives,

like you are the one. And she was like, I wouldn't say I'm a feminist. Cause I don't really, you know, like that word doesn't really like, I don't know what it means type thing. Like it has different meanings to people. So I wouldn't say I'm that. And like, she'll be in the middle. She'll be like, I don't know what it means type thing. Like it has different meanings to people.

So I wouldn't say I'm that. And like, she'll be in the middle. She'll be like, is this your dream? And then the husband will be like, yeah, it's our dream.

And she'll be like, yeah, it's our dream. Like she'll like repeat. And then the husband goes to the times lady and is like, Hey, can I give you a tour or whatever? And so he takes her on like a three hour tour.

No, he takes her on like this three hour tour. It doesn't let her talk to the fucking lady. The whole time. The lady has a baby on her the whole time like can't get a second because she has babies she has so many of them she's eight the guy doesn't like she's always gonna be doing and they like talk to her and she's like oh yeah it's a partnership like he helps as much as i do clearly not like clearly that's not what's happening okay and um and then by the time she gets back she has to go she has to take all of the kids to ballerina practice also what's happening okay and um and then by the time she gets back she has to go she has

to take all of the kids to ballerina practice also what's so sad they had a special barn that was going to be a studio for her to practice her ballet and they turn it into the kids homeschool so she has nothing that's like hers and she's just like this robot that has to pump out babies and pump out tiktok content billions of dollars yeah well that he is in control of. It seems like. It's a red flag factory for sure. Okay, so people think she's being held against her will. Yeah, so now everybody is like commenting like, you deserve New York, you deserve New York.

It's a little late, you guys. She's got eight kids. She's 33 with eight kids. She's not going to fucking Juilliard. Do you think that this is people projecting on her? I think people, I think the weird thing about trad wife content as much as i i think i come from a place of jealousy because i just can't look that put together but um is i think it like has this idealistic way of living and whenever that is

shattered in any capacity people start losing their minds right so they're seeing like oh my god wait she's miserable but like they i my my that bitch is making butter well you know that you could buy that for like they asked them they asked them about um protective like like sex they asked them about their sex life kind of like they have so many kids and the guy was like we follow the mormon practices with sex what's that what are the mormon practices the more that if you are no if you are strict strict strict mormon which there's very few people is you cannot have sex unless it's with the intention to procreate what what which would explain why they have so many kids ain't no way no flag on the play i don't believe that they can't even like fuck while she's pregnant so they could so it's a bit of a loophole there's another loophole that's see told you no no flag on the play there

ain't no way that this dude's not like you know he's definitely getting like blow jobs or something okay there's just no way i don't believe that mormons love loopholes okay they love poophole loopholes they love loopholes that's what he's saying publicly is that they follow the church's guidance when it comes to sex and all that stuff. Do you think maybe that's why he was so like lurking is because he's nervous about the church because they're such figureheads? I don't know. It's also so weird because like I was a part of the church for so long. Yeah, we know. They miss me.

Well, it's weird to see how normalized this content has gotten. Do you wish you could go back? Are you having a Matrix moment? Are you having a Matrix moment where you're like, I know the Matrix is telling me this steak is juicy and delicious, but I want to be plugged back in. Would you plug yourself back into the Mormon church? No, I wouldn't.

I don't want to spend my Sundays. I have to be here on Sundays because no other day works for Hasan. You can't take the fucking toothpaste and put it back in the tube, I think. Is the Matrix telling you this steak is juicy and delicious? I've never seen the Matrix. I'm really trying to follow. That was a great reference, Will. Is it rated R?

That's why I didn't see it. If it's rated R. Yes, it's rated R rated R? That's why I didn't see it. If it's rated R. Yes, it's rated R. Yeah, that's why I didn't see it. I don't think you'd cut it. What the fuck does that mean? She can make butter. She can make butter.

What are you saying? I can make butter right now with my eyes closed. She can make butter, Hasan. Why wouldn't I? I don't want to. She would pump babies out of her uterus all day. No, wrong. I wouldn't.

I really don't. No, wrong. But I would have a. Boom. I'm coming to your defense. I really don't want to give birth, but I could have, I could like be a. Well, you're right. She has the gripper problem.

Vaginismus. Yeah, you can have a. Vaginal. You can have a cissection. Oh. I was a cissection. That's not Mormon. I was too. Can you, can you, is that, is that. C-section I was a C-section I was too C-section baby

Are you a C-section? Yeah my mom's shit got moved all around Oh thank you Marat Don't bring that in But just the coffee Don't talk to him like that Can you bring the coffee in? No

She can make butter I can make butter freaking don't talk to him like that. Can you bring the coffee in? No. Number one, say please. She can make butter. I can make butter. That's not the only thing. I can wear gowns. That's not the only thing that you need to do. I can take. I think that you don't want her plugged back into the Matrix. I don't want her. No, I don't want her

to go. If you want to plug back into the Matrix, you plug back into the Matrix. I don't think so. Don't do it. If you want to have a baby the Matrix, you plug back into the Matrix. I don't think so. Don't do it. If you want to have a baby and then go to the Miss World, I'd have to lose so much weight to be Miss America. No. There's those epic now.

I would. Why are you trying? We already have lost one podcast co-host. I don't know where the fuck he is. You want to lose another one? What's happening? He just wants to go back to fear and malding That's what he wants to do No, I just said that

Cutie, listen I am not for the Tradding of the wives But if a wife wants to trad I'm a feminist I think if she wants to trad She can trad, but I think if the husband's forcing her to trad i'm a feminist i think if she wants to trad she can trad but i think if the husband's forcing her to trad that's sad i think we will never know and my my take on it is that

at this point maybe she's using the tiktok as like a creative avenue for herself as well unless it's like completely controlled by the husband but i i do feel like like this is a very this is obviously a very creative person right like i mean yeah she got accepted in the juilliard she's living this like are you kind of jealous of their house no it looks cold it really does you're not jealous of that oven you've told me you love creepy homes i love creepy homes but not like like i like my homes to look like a grandma like renovated them that oven look like that looks like little house on the prairie that oven looks like a grandma the kids can't watch anything they can only watch little house on the prairie that's it dude and jump on the trampoline the homeschooling part of that is like so devious

i feel like those kids are screwed. They're going to start dating each other. Oh, don't say that. Don't say that. Well, they might. Keep it in the faith. Don't say that. Ladies and gentlemen, on that incestual note, this is Fear Ad.

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Goodbye. Patreon.com slash fear end. The concrete. It looks like Minecraft. Yeah, you go swimming in Lake Michigan. It's nice. That sounds not great. Okay, I have, how many things do you want me to suggest?

Maybe, oh, you should, you should go to the, They have a nice children's museum, go to the... They have a giant anime store. They don't. I'm fucking lying to you. You don't want to go to Chicago, you piece of shit. Come to Japan with me, you trash. Go to the Sky Deck. Why would you do that to me?

I got so stoked, dude. That's actually fucked. I was like... That looks cool observation day