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Episode Date: October 21, 2024

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But still, I don't have a million dollars to just fucking make a movie. You know what I mean? Not all of us are Hasan. What do you mean? Yeah, I know. Yeah, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another fabulous, fantastic episode of the Fear Ann podcast, where the family is back together again with a very extraordinarily special guest, Stavros Halkias

movie star well I don't know about all that this motherfucker would not show up if it wasn't for something to promote well you shut the fuck up he lives in Baltimore he only hits me up when he's like oh I got a movie coming out

you shut the fuck up you don't leave your fucking home. Everything you do is here. You make deep motherfuckers. This motherfucker lives in a different city. He flies in for a podcast, you fucking prick. Okay, first of all, he should be living here. That's not my fault. That's his fault.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm going to uplift. I'm going to move my life down here. My family, everything. Don't act like we're the weird ones. That's crazy. Someone new is here. I am the victim. Thanks for noticing. That's crazy. It's always how

it goes until you sit here for a minute and you realize that I'm a gaslighter. Anyway, regardless. Every negative stereotype about a gay man becomes true about you, actually. You really are the treacherous homosexual my pastor warned me about.

I really am. Everything. And there is an agenda. And we're pushing it. That's right. I went to Disney yesterday and brought everybody presents. Shut the fuck up. Oh, by the way, she didn't just go to Disney. She went to Disney yesterday and brought everybody presents. Shut the fuck up. Oh, by the way, she didn't just go to Disney.

She went to Oogie Boogie Bash as Monster Zinc with Jason the Ween for the record. You know what? And I'm happy for that. I love that for you. I'm not. I'm not. He is specifically. He's so jealous.

He's very jealous. I don't like it. He's not allowed because he doesn't leave his house. I don't like her hanging out with other men. He doesn't like to have fun. Well, they won't then. Yeah, it's fucked up. Nobody tell him about Ludwig.

Especially not Jason. He's always rizzing. He's not rizzing me. I would like to make that very clear. He literally bought you a Cartier bracelet. He did buy me a Cartier bracelet. He bought you a Cartier bracelet? You also are wearing the chain he got you.

Interesting stuff. Disgusting. I don't even know what's going on, but I actually agree with the sound. I'm just a bit of a slut. I have no context for what this is about. Cutie's Cinderella is a hussy. We're going to talk about that in a second. Well, I'll give you presents first.

Okay. Yeah, give us your presents before we call you a hussy. It's just nice to be here with the whole family. It is. You know, Cutie, you weren't here the last... I think I was here when you first debuted this room. Yeah. How do you like it?

I think this is a nice middle ground. Yeah. You know, you've pretty much neutered the vision you had. I'm guessing after tons of criticism from your fans. Betrayal from the internet. And you've sort of kind of saved face by barely having a different setup. Just kind of moving the old setup into a different setup. Just kind of moving the old setup into a different room.

We were supposed to paint it. We never did. We haven't gotten around to a lot of things. I'm a little tired. It's okay. We'll get to it. Austin's favorite holiday is Christmas, so I got you a countdown for Christmas. Oh, shut the fuck up. Are you kidding me? Is that cute? It's chocolates for every day.

That's so sweet. I know. An advent calendar. It's hard sometimes because I like to eat the chocolates ahead of time sometimes because they get stoned. Yeah. If you want to crack them open, we can get started on that. Marijuana, the natural enemy of the advent calendar. Thank you so much, cutie.

She's going to leave you hanging. Oh, sorry. Oh, he's hugging me. Thank you. I googled Stavros' favorite Disney movie. Nothing came up. Wow. I wonder what mine is.

What is it? Probably Aladdin. Oh. A classic. Nice. We talked about it last week. Highly racist. Oh, that's why I like it.

He likes the OG version. So I got you a beanie with a montage of characters on it. Oh, hell yeah. So maybe I got the right one. but it doesn't look like Aladdin's on there at all. That's like when a mayor that's like when Chicago Mayor Lori Leifert wore the fucking NFL hat

during the Super Bowl. It's just like, I like just the Super Bowl. All teams. I tried. Shout out to Walt Disney. Shout out to his views on the Jewish people. I'm done. I'm so done.

Wish his son was subscribed. I taught him everything he knows. We'll find his head and we'll put him back. We'll bring him back to life any day now get back to making the good cartoons none of this woke I'm that kind of guy I'm a Disney anti-cancel culture guy

get movies racist again make Disney racist again Aladdin 2. I know how much you love your backpack, Yoda, so I got you a little one that sits on your shoulder. My boy Grogu. Okay, can I just say, I feel like this was a tactical gift from Cutie because now this way

Yoda will be... Yoda will feel embarrassed. Yoda will feel embarrassed. Oh, is that the effort? Well, no. So I have a Yoda puppet that... Okay. It's a problem...

Well, he's a problematic version of Yoda. Oh, yeah. Now you're speaking my language. What, does he have his cock out or something? You've never met him. Oh, yeah. He relentlessly hits on cutie Cinderella. Yeah.

He shoves his mouth near his... Asks her for feet pics. Tells her to smile more. Oh yeah, this is when you guys went to He really does jam his paw. Yeah, this is sex past Yoda, right? Somebody too much my freak.

You must. He just looks like such a fucking perv. It is perfect. He also goes up to automatic doors and opens them. People around applause. Disney adults love that shit.

I got Hassan a train. Shut the fuck up. That's so cool. I got the best gift. You can put it around your Christmas tree. Oh, my God. I'm Muslim, but we'll do that. Get a Christmas tree.

What is the... Is there a... Muslim Christmas tree? Yeah, what's the closest to Muslim Christmas? The Ramadan bush? We don't have anything. No, no. Ramadan...

We don't have anything. Turks were like... You don't have nothing in December? No, so here's what happened. Turks saw Christmas, and they're like, damn, that shit's dope. People Tarks saw Christmas and they're like, damn, that shit's dope. People giving each other presents and stuff. So we just appropriated Christmas, but for New Year's.

Oh, you know what? I got a Russian emo nightmare before Christmas blanket. Very nice. I'm sweet. All of this To make us forget That

She went to Oogie Boogie Bash With Jason last night I also got you Tickets to Oogie Boogie Bash And I paid extra To get us

Tickets to the dessert party At Oogie Boogie Bash You're welcome There's a dessert party? We're spending the night Oh I forgot And did you get Our costumes yet?

It's on my assistance list Cause I can get My costume if you need. I've been scouting. What are you doing? I'm doing Hades. Okay, we're locked in with Hades. I don't know what I'm doing. I have a Hercules costume already. Yeah, but is it the Disney Hercules? Whoa, whoa, you are not being

Hercules. We cannot have a Turkish Hercules. I'm putting my foot down. Guess what? Wait, we can have him be the Danny DeVito character, but you have to come show up as Hercules. If I have to take a flight across the country to dress up as Hercules, I will.

Shut this down. Wow. I didn't think about that. Turkish Hercules. You really? This is disgusting. Yeah, Hercules. Hercules?

Yeah, that's real. That's despicable. Hercules was Turkish. Everyone knows this. I mean, you want to talk about appropriation. real. Hercules was Turkish. Everyone knows this. I mean, you want to talk about appropriation. Everyone knows Hercules was Turkish. Okay. So is Troy.

So is Troy. Stop. In Turkey, by the way. You have to stop. Troy is in Turkey. Yeah, and who got their asses fucked by the horse, idiot? Who was stupid enough to fucking let a big ass horse in? Oh, yeah, we're all gone.

We're all gone. Bam, we're fucking your shit up. Typical Greek. While you're sleeping, while your fucking belly's full of kufta. We're up there fucking you up at night. Typical Greek with their tricksters. Smart, bro. I didn't know they hated each other.

I didn't know the Trojan horse was still hot. That's some shit I pulled on Hassan. Yeah, we've never recovered from it. Well, I mean, well, 1453, dare I say. What is it called again? Constantinople? No, that's right. It's called Istanbul.

There's something, Kitty, as I understand it, there's some tension between the Greeks and the Turks, and then the Armenians are somewhere in there too. It's just a mess. Bring them up. Some other bad stuff. To be fair, the Armenian thing is very bad. Much worse. Which you have denounced, right?

Yes. What? That yes didn't sound full-throated. That yes didn't sound full-throated. The three-Turkish rivalries, at least the Byzantine Full Throne of Rails. What a good start. Full Throne of Rails. What a good start. Three-Touch Rivalry is like at least the Byzantine Empire was like an empire, you know what I mean, which we ended.

Whatever, dude. We had a great run. I missed that class that you guys are talking about. Yeah. No, we only learned about the relevant history, like World War II and Civil War. Yeah. You know a lot about that stuff? I do.

I do. That's what I learned about. He knows too much. It's weird. World War II? It's his favorite war. Is that your favorite war? Yeah, it's very interesting. He made a hot young twink watch Zone of Interest one time. Oh no, dude. Okay, come on.

Nothing gets the bussy's poppin'. Zone of Interest? That's not even like an excitement. That's just sad. It's fucked up. They claimed that I had sex during zone of interest. That's what they claimed. You did.

You paused it. No, I did. I turned it off. I closed the Netflix. At what point did you? How far into the movie? Look, it was. And what made your dick hard?

No. What about zone of interest made your dick hard? Look, there was nothing about the movie that made anything around. Look, we turned it off. It had nothing to do with the movie. Was there a buffer? No. Did you put on, I don't know, Parks and Rec for 10 minutes?

No. Just as like a fucking... That juxtaposition is too damning, though. No. We turned it off. Okay. Okay. And then...

And how quickly... Did you start kissing while it was on? True. What is the appropriate amount of time post-turning it off? Okay. Okay. And then. And how quickly. Did you start kissing while it was on? True. What is the appropriate amount of time post-turning it off? After Auschwitz? No. I think at least seven minutes. Yeah, yeah.

I'd give it seven minutes. Okay. Seven minutes minimum. Okay, look. First. Eleven. You know what the appropriate is? An episode of Ocotino.

Okay. Eleven minutes. Let the record show. Not a full show. It was not on. And I don't remember. Nothing in the movie was associated with the act okay i had a friend who why nothing in the movie was associated with the act we were

living in a different you didn't do a role we weren't no oh my god no to be honest i had a friend who got top in the theater during passion of the Christ. That's cool, though. That's cool. That's cool. I don't know. I don't know that. I don't remember. Austin would be into that.

He likes wearing a cross and stuff and being gay. I would love that. Passion of the Christ. That's his shtick. That makes sense, though, because there is way more eroticism running through that story than there is zone of interest it's charged yeah look at what they did to jesus they made him homoerotic it did and now there's a bunch of gays in west hollywood dressing like him for halloween that is true you know what i mean that's what they did to him i made him too hot they made them so hot. There's just so much shame and stuff associated with religion that I can see something fucked

up happening. I can see no scenario. For absolutely no. It gets you fucking horny. It did. I was horny going into it. I told you, he loves World War II. I do.

I love World War II. I fall asleep to documentaries. That's an old... That's sort of... My grandfather was a veteran. That's an old guy. Which is why I always have respect for him. If he was still alive, he'd be 100 years old. What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm serious. Wait, is this the one that's also anti-Israel? He's anti the state of Israel. He loves the Jewish people. What do you mean? That's what I said. Why did you feel the need to correct me, what do you mean? That's what I said. He always did. Why did you feel the need to correct me? Because he wanted to say his grandfather's a lot

different than you. He just wanted to make that clear. My grandfather was a Lebanese immigrant. Actually, no, he wasn't. He was Lebanese, but he was first generation American. Damn. World War II.

Both of my grandparents were in World War II. Really? We have old grandparents. My grandmother also was in World War II. She had to flee the Nazis. Her family was communist.

She had to flee to Bulgaria. I thought she was in Germany. No, no. She was in northern Greece and her dad was a communist and they fled to Bulgaria. Why didn't they go to Turkey? Come on, dude.

Be fucking serious for once in your life. We're having a real discussion about family histories. We're just going to get to Will's old father that he might have thought I missed, but that sounds fucking interesting. Oh yeah, my dad's 94. Still kicking. Still loving it.

Loving life. Moving around good. Stepmom? No, no, no, no. But I have stepbrothers. Much younger mom than... You don't stay 94 with your same wife and still kicking.

You beg for death. You've got a 94-year-old wife. That's a man that, if he still has joie de vivre, he's got a younger wife for sure. And that goes for old ladies that are still kicking too, by the way. My grandma's begging for death right now. It's because she never got remarried after my grandfather. That's my hypothesis anyway. Wait, she's been chilling

by herself? Yeah. How many years now? A long time. You should do like a Jubilee dating video for her. Like have a 20 line up and have her choose one. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, I think it'll be good. She's 92. She's got to pop the

balloon every time. Ah, where am I? She forgets every time. It's like a minute-long montage of arthritic hands trying to pop a balloon. Hoi, hoi, hoi. That's so funny, Hasan. Wait a minute. You're not Hasan.

I'm not Hasan, but you know what? I am an entrepreneur. Oh, I knew that about you. And I've been selling things. Really? What you've been selling? Just like gadgets and gizmos. Okay.

And where do you sell them? On Shopify. What? Yeah, that's right, guys. Upgrade your business today. And what else? I once tried. I got so distracted by your beautiful hair today oh thank you you're

welcome i once tried to sell gizmos and doodads but i tried to do it at a roadside shop oh no good i was attacked by vagrants wow i should have used shopify you should use shopify what does shopify do um well guys shopify you to know, it helps you grow your business because it helps you list and sell more in an easy way. Because let's be honest, I'm not the smartest tool in the shed, but Shopify helps me. However, you should know

that you should go to shopify.com slash fear. That's right. Upgrade your selling today because they've got different tiers of selling. And so you got to upgrade by going to shopify.com slash fear. Okay. You got to upgrade your selling today because they've got different tiers of selling. And so you've got to upgrade by going to shopify.com. Oh my goodness. You've got to upgrade.

You know, Hasan actually uses Shopify with his merch and he's very successful with it. I also sell my merch with Shopify. I don't know why I didn't start there. Instead, I decided to talk about my gadgets. Why did you make up about gadgets and gizmos? I thought it was stress sometimes,

but you know what doesn't make me stressed? Shopify. That's an interesting, I like that idea. Yeah, thank you. I've got lots of good ideas. What else we got? Well, I have a lot of opinions on trick-or-treating. I think adults should be able to trick-or-treat.

They should be able to. Yeah, I think it should be normalized. I'm going to go. I'm just telling him my ideas, jerk-off. You talk about the same thing every goddamn day. Let me talk about Halloween trick-or-treating. I will say, Judy, that that should not happen. Why?

And that you need to maybe examine the things in your life that want you to be reliving your childhood over. Oh, I'm sorry. I want to see people's cute costumes. He hit you with the psychopath. I don't even want to trick-or-treat. I want to give out candy. I'm sorry I'm giving.

All right, that's fair. Yeah, and no kids do it anymore. That's cooler because that's your role in the circle of life. If I'm going to take kids out with razor blades, I want adults going too. Oh, okay. I see that. Oh, okay. Yeah.

You can't even trick-or-treat anymore because of woke. Before we get too deep in the podcast Because there are people that tune in They watch like 10 minutes I want to talk about your movie I want to plug the movie Because I watched the trailer And it looks fucking hilarious

Thank you so much Hopefully by tomorrow I don't know when this comes out But we'll be at the premiere You're a working boy. I get that. I'll be there late night, though. You'll be there late night.

With bells on. I can't. You better be looking cute. Yeah. Let's Start a Cult. It's a movie that I co-wrote and I star in. And it's about a guy who is an occult who's so annoying that everybody kills themselves without him.

They leave him out. Spoiler alert, dude. He has to start his life over, start his own cult afterward. Right. That's sort of what we're looking at, you know? Just a dump, very stupid movie. I love stupid shit. No lessons to be learned.

There's no heart here. Perfect. This is just a good old-fashioned dumb. Dumb. Turn your brain off. Did you do any cult research to prepare for that? I did no research whatsoever. I did absolutely none.

And people keep asking. They're like, they're fascinated about cults. I'm like, not your guy. I did a bunch of cult research to prepare for what cults you based your cult on today. No, dude, nothing. I did absolutely nothing. Well, I won't throw that right the fuck out. No, give me your research though. I'd love that.

The Raelians. Church of the New Day. Jonestown. I thought there were shades of Jonestown in there. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Which one is the one with the Nike trailblazer shoes? That's the... Jonestown, right? Jonestown, yeah. They're sick.

There's one from Oregon. Isn't that the one from Netflix? From Oregon, I think. The Rajneesh. I researched that. He had interesting sexual beliefs. Love those guys. You gotta tip your hat to those guys.

You know what they eventually got in trouble for? Attacks, right? They also tried to give a bunch of people salmonella and then they tried to have someone assassinated. That's right. That's awesome. Yeah, my dad said he went down there one time to check it out. What?

He almost joined it? No, no. Because he lived in Oregon. It was in southern, I don't know what part of Oregon. He didn't go down there to join the cold. But he went down there where they were all kind of hanging out. And he said it was fucking weird. Oh, my God.

We had the worst thing that we would do in high school. This sounds really mean. But I want everyone to know this was 10 years ago. Okay. I guess more than that. I don't know. How the math works on that? 12 years ago.

Anyway, this sounds really mean. I love this. I'm sorry, you guys. I'm licking my chops. There was this community. It was like a gated community, but it was all little people. Stig. I like where this is going.

Teenagers. Take acid and get lost in that neighborhood. Can you imagine that? Take it a wrong turn and be like, what the fuck's going on? You fucking lost your mind. Go ahead. And teenagers would drive to it and break through the gated community. Break through? Yeah.

Why didn't they just step over it? Go. Well. Sorry. It was a normal size gate. Stop, gross. I don't think they live in tiny homes. That would be so sick, though.

If everything was shrunk down, that would be cool. That would actually be fucking awesome. It would be cool, but they didn't. They had very normal houses and they obviously had the gate because they probably were harassed their whole lives, but the teenagers would break through and they'd go and throw rocks at their houses until a little

person came out and yelled at them and chased them away. Oh my God. That is rude. Oh my God. Isn't that sad? That is so sad. That's horrible. I know.

But then all the people would go to school like on Monday and be like, yeah, I got chased. And so then other people would want to go and see the little people. It was so sad. Oh my God. Why did they have, like there was their own subdivision? Yeah.

And it had a gate. What, how did you, what was it? Why, was it just like they happened to all move there or was it like? That's interesting. What? No, I'm with you. You think that somehow.

Coincidence? Randomly. By crazy random happenstance, a gated community was populated entirely by tiny people. Like they walked out one day and they're like, can you fucking believe me? What? You?

Well, no, I just, well, can you fucking believe me? Well, no. How did they all decide? What developer? That's a great question. A developer is like, I'm going to target a particular demographic. Where was this geographic? Washington.

Clearly, they didn't develop it for little people because they would have done the small house idea. Which would be cool. But since you said you went down there to check it out, I remember one time in high school, I was with the wrong crowd. And they were like, let's go to Little Town. You didn't go. Little Town.

I didn't go. Did you go to Little Town? No, I made them drop me off two blocks away. And I sat on the curb by myself because I was the prude Mormon girl. And I never went. And they came back with stories. They were not, the non-Mormons were doing the harassing? Yeah, Mormons was never. We're nice.

You are, there had to be a Mormon or two in there. They are nice. Why are you making that? I got you a fucking train, dumbass. Don't make that noise. True. This is Christ. True.

Piss me off. I want to dial back from the very problematic attack on little people. The thing is, you guys got to move forward because I can only hold myself back so long. I'm just saying. Before I really sink my teeth into this. So if we could just. Your comedic instinct. Really.

Hoping we could just. So why did you decide to write a movie about cults? Dude, honestly, the whole idea was because, well, first of all, cults are funny as shit because the funniest things is somebody, my favorite type of humor is like movie characters anywhere are really dumb, really confident people. people yeah like your class like straight up from like adam sandler to classic will ferrell characters to like kenny powers tommy but like all that that's like a classic thing that i think i like portray a lovable idiot battling against his own incompetency yeah yeah but who doesn't even really know yeah you know what i mean like and there's no and there is no better place i would think than for like confident but wrong. Than a cult.

Than a cult. These people are so confident. They're like, yeah, I'm going to just. This guy says he needs to fuck my wife so God can give me powers. You know what I mean? It's like, let's have it. You didn't end Night Shyamalan the ending? No, no, no.

And it's all true, I wish. Fuck, I should have. At the end, I should have just been like levitating. Ascending. The whale. Did you guys see the whale? Oh, yeah. I wish. Fuck, I should. At the end, I should have just been like levitating. Ascending. The whale. Did you guys see the whale? Oh, yeah. That ended.

No spoilers. That's something. One of the best things I've ever seen in my life. I've never laughed harder at anything. But yeah, I don't know. I just, it honestly was just like, let's make a dumb, fun character. And also, I didn't want, I didn't want to make something that was like meant anything to me. I just wanted something dumb and stupid and fun.

And like, let's just see what happens. This is your first feature length, right? Yeah. How did you enjoy making it? It was fucking cool. I mean, like making a movie is hard as fuck. Yeah. That's that.

I did not. I did not. Stand-up is so easy. It's so much like hurry up and wait so much. Yeah. Hanging out, just fucking having to. And you think you're going to be like an actor and be like, Ooh, I got, I get to fucking really play out the scene.

You don't matter at all. Like we had like one scene on a golf cart and they're like, okay, well the sun is setting and unless you get this right, the scene's fucked. We gotta come back tomorrow. Cost is 10 million. And by the way, the golf cart's too loud, like the gas is too loud, so you have to say your lines in between accelerating.

So just time all that shit right. So none of it is like about being good at it, it's just like getting it done. And so, dude, I just fucking, I straight up did not think they were gonna let me make them at any point. And at every point, I just fucking, I straight up did not think they were going to let me make them at any point. And at every point, they're like, okay, that sounds like a good idea.

Write the script. I was like, really? Okay. Who's they? Yeah, who is they? A production company? Big Hollywood? No, not big.

Did they pay for it? Shout out to Dark Sky Films. Yeah, they paid for it. Okay, hell yeah. Because a movie costs. A lot of money. Is it budget for this public? I don't know if it is.

I mean, it was under a million bucks. Okay. But still, I don't have a million dollars to just fucking make a movie. You know what I mean? Not all of us are... Hassan. Hassan. What do you mean?

Yeah, I know. Yeah, why don't you make any movies? What are you doing? What are you doing? Make the Trojan horse. Make a twist on it where Troy wins this time. The guy who doesn't even listen to music writes a movie.

It would just be about a train. Snowpiercer was a banger. Snowpiercer was good. Snowpiercer was good. Oh yeah, dude. Invest in me, bro. That's allowed. You should invest in people. That's a good idea. Let's not talk about me. Let's not. That'd be cool. You should invest in people. That's a good idea. Let's not talk about me.

Let's not. Why not, dude? I'm already dealing with a lot right now. I'm so glad you made the film, though, because I watched the trailer and I was so hyped. I mean, you mentioned your influences and I immediately got that. And I'll be honest, I haven't seen a comedy that just the purpose of it is to be stupid and funny. Yeah, dude. That's so long. That's the whole point. I don't I don't know, man. honest i haven't seen a comedy that just the purpose of it is to be stupid and funny yeah dude that's so long that's the whole point i don't i don't know man comedy i do feel like something

changed where you had to like have a message yeah and it's like who gives a fuck yeah i'm stupid i decided to not have a real job when i was 19 right i don't need you don't like i have opinions you don't need to hear them from me you You need to see me fucking doing dumb bullshit. You know what I mean? You need to see, like, you know, like, just slapstick stuff. You know, me running around real fat. You know what I mean?

Can I suggest something? In true SNL fashion, when are we going to get the Ronnie movie? Oh, yeah. What's that? I have a character I do. March, pull it up. It's not just a character it's

like a sensation yeah he has worked directly it's for the baltimore ravens yeah as this character they put you on the jumbotron right at the stadium i'd like to i like to think that there's a crowd go wild they do suspiciously suspiciously they put you uh in contact with the baltimore ravens after this podcast where you did the Ronnie character. I'm just saying, really, you think, you think the Baltimore Ravens organization is a big fear and listen,

here's the pitch though. Ready? Yeah. Baltimore Ravens. If they make the playoffs again this year, right. You go back and you make it like uncut gems leading into a historical event and all the weird things that happen

in a playoff game. I love that. Like Ronnie goes and tries to poison Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. It's like the plot of the movie. Yeah, I love that. And then you die at the end of it. I think I could get Patrick Mahomes.

Yeah, for sure. I think I could pull some strings. I love that idea. I definitely do want to do some Ronnie shit, whether it's a TV show or a movie, but that could be a fun movie to just shoot in Baltimore for like pretty cheap. Oh, yeah.

Just make it shitty. Oh, yeah. Or what if it's Ronnie's movie? What if Ronnie is the director? It's like a propaganda piece for Baltimore. I love that. Roll the tape for people that don't know. This is an old one. I don't know what we got here.

Uh-oh. Oh my fucking God, yo. Today is a dark day to be a Ravens fan. Hardball fucking sucks. How the fuck are you going to lease the fucking Dolphins, yo?

How the fuck are you going to lease the two inches toddler to buckler? Yo, he didn't even get pussy in college, yo. He was fucking religious. That's true. You're somebody that ain't got no fucking... All right. I just have to illustrate two things. If you don't know people from Baltimore, specifically like the Dundalk area, I think...

Yeah, that voice is tough the character is bang on oh yeah it's bang on those hard o's watch uh we own the is it we own the night no no it's uh uh we own the city we own the city which is a real story about the the baltimore police department's like a gun division i think, violent crime and gun unit. And they basically re-shot it as like a docudrama. And the main character's accent is spot on. Jon Bernthal does an incredible job. Yeah, Jon Bernthal

is basically biting your shit. Yeah, he is. I gotta have words with him. But he fucking crushed it, yeah. No, we'll get a Ronnie movie. I just hope people go see this fucking movie. Just go see a dumb fun movie. All right, when's the date?

When's the date of it? October 25th. Where can people see it? They can see it. We're on a handful of big cities right now. We're trying to get more, you know, New York, LA, Chicago.

Can you buy tickets on the website? Yeah, stavi.biz slash movie. And we're going to link that in the comments below, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, stavi.biz slash movie. Even if you don't have time to go see the movie, below, ladies and gentlemen. Do us a favor. Even if you don't have time to go see the movie, buy a fucking ticket.

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And I would like to hear what your perspective is. We have to pull the clip up. Look, the guy, look, emotions are running high. Let it run first. Let it run first.

Uh, type in Baltimore Ravens fan assaults to Washington. Oh, let's get some more neutral language. in Baltimore Ravens fan assaults to Washington Command. Let's get some more neutral language. I did have one gripe with the film. I didn't get a call. Sorry, man. Can I get a call next

time? You can get a call next time. I'll act for free. I know you're on a budget. I'll do full nude. That's huge. Oh, I've got something to talk about later. Yeah, I'll tell you. I wanted you to react to this as potentially even Ronnie. How would Ronnie react to it?

Oh, I'll tell you. Okay, you want me to react to Ronnie? Let's watch it first. Let's watch it first. Okay. Ravens won the game and the fight yesterday. Check out Lamar Jackson here with the kick, the right hook, the clap. Gets the other guy, pins him up against the wall, and he scurries out of there.

Escapes the pocket, kind of like Jaden Daniels, but man, I would not fuck. He's getting props for that. I mean, look. Yeah. Way out of line. Inappropriate. But I'm going to jump in before you say anything. Yeah. This guy's a fucking monster. Yeah.

I mean. Before you say anything to support him. Yeah. More has come out about this guy. Yeah. Oh, really? And he's like sexually assaulted mentally handicapped people. I was.

Well. Jesus Christ. Why don't you let him dive on it first? No. I saw Austin about to open his mouth and I had to dive on that. Because Sean was going to let me walk right into it. He was going to let you walk into a threshold. Well, first of all, what I was going to say is fuck this guy.

That's right. That's what I was going to say. He got thrown out of a... That's right. This is... I don't know if this is substantiated, but I read that he got thrown out of a boarding school for putting his penis on a mentally handicapped kid's shoulder. Ooh.

Oh my God. And then he... Like a parent? Yes. Interesting. Why would... I'm just wondering's just a point of clarification not a judgment one way or the other his parents are funny if they are consensual yeah that's right but he has been fired from his job and he's facing eight years in prison i mean what happened was well the thing we just saw is a guy just

amped from the wind looked for random people. He had no beef with them. He called them stragglers. And he just hit them. It was insane. Wait, so he just went to beat the shit out of them for nothing? He was looking for someone to beat the shit out of. And they won the game. They won. They won the game. They won.

He just beat the shit out of people. Completely innocent people that were just having a good time. This reminds me. When I went to a Seattle Seahawks game when I was like 18, I was in the 300 level seats and I got fucking bullied the entire way down. All the way. 18 years old. Fucking nerdy little hat.

I looked like a loser. I looked like I deserved it. Were you wearing like smug stuff? I was wearing Viking shorts. A lanyard, my Vikings jersey, my hat. I was 18. You deserved it.

I was just getting bullied. You suck! Those guys are cowards, but you were so harmless. They thought I was an easy and my dad was like, hey, knock it off! Chill out. I saw a group of guidos beat the absolute shit out of someone at a ruckers football game when i was like 21 years old oh my god i forget what team they were not even a good fucking football

program no the scarlet knights got slaughtered and they just beat the absolute shit out of someone and i was traumatized by that. Oh, my God. I mean, it really does turn your, it's so like, you turn like tribal when you watch sports. That never happens in the club level. Yeah, that's true. Just a couple of terse words. I don't know about the club level, dog.

I've seen you watch football on that couch out there on any given Sunday where you turn into a demon. No, because we watched a game, Vikings fan Jets game recently, and we were very cordial. Yes, very respectful. When I'm in the presence of another fan, I'm very respectful. When I'm in the presence of you, I'm not. Yeah. Also, I think the Jets are so broken down at this point that anything you say about my team, I'll probably back.

Also, Will scares the shit out of me. Why would I? I'm in his house. Why would I go get in his face and say, fucking pussy, fuck the Jets? Is there someone you would do that to? I don't know. Yeah. There's some people.

I've determined their physical stature. Yeah, prowess. Are you going to go full circle and bully some 18-faced pimple-faced Green Bay fan? No, no, no. I'm very respectful. If you go and you support your team, I respect you. Right. Right?

I will hate your team from a distance. Sure. And I will hate your team. But it won't be personal. And it won't be personal. You can respect and cheer for your team, but I'll never get on you for like i would never fight another fan because i think there's like an unwritten unity there yes you literally okay okay i have to go ahead and cut in here please maybe not physically but i have literally seen you back

in the day when will was like becoming kind of internet famous early on on his Twitch journey. Yes. Post BuzzFeed. So we already had an audience of people who knew him. He would treat his Twitter account like it was one of those anonymous throwaway burner accounts. Talking shit on Twitter about the Jets is different than fighting stragglers. This guy just beat the... Those guys had no idea what was going on.

No, Will, crazy. He would key search things. No one's adding him. He would key search things about the Jets to go and duke it out in the comments. Hashtag NYJets to this day. Yeah, to go and duke it out in the comments with random fucking... To organize. I got to see what the goss is.

That's crazy. Swifties do the same thing for Taylor Swift. You realize that? Yeah. There's your connection, Pat. Is that your, have you ever? Oh, I'm a Kansas City Chiefs fan. Oh, you are?

I love the ball. Oh, because of T-Switch. She threw a Super Bowl party. I did. Interesting. Well, I just like doing parties. Sure. I like making snacks. Food was delicious. parties. Sure. I like making snacks.

Food was delicious. Always. Fantastic. What was the spread? Oh, it was impressive. It was a lot. I had wings, sliders, like three different dips. I had everything.

With peace and love. Brownies, cookies. Peace and love. What? I will never go to one of those parties. Wow. I cannot go to a football. No, but here's what.

I have to explain. I have to explain. I cannot go to football football no but here's what i have to explain i have to explain i cannot go to football parties where people don't watch football nothing irks me more than trying to watch a game and everybody has no interest in it uh i agree with you if it's my team i can't go to those parties it freaks me out also like if i'm if I'm watching football, I'm at a game, and it's my team, I can't be in a box. Can't be in a box. Can't be in a box. That's a theme in your life. I gotta be in...

Austin can't be in the box. I gotta be down with the fans. Do you watch the football game? If everybody watched it, I'd go. But I feel like I would get really antsy with everyone. I'll be honest, I was in the kitchen I feel like I would get really antsy with everyone. I'll be honest. I was in the kitchen the whole time. Yeah.

It's an opportunity to entertain. Yeah. You must love throwing dinner parties. Yeah, I do. She does. You throw incredible parties. Thank you. It's a me thing.

She's a Michelin star chef. Michelin star? No. Yes. I don't think he knows what that means. I don't know what that means. I just thought you were a really good cook. I am a good cook.

Yeah, she's really good. Are you fully self-taught? No, I went to culinary school. Oh, shit. But I did mostly. That's awesome. I learned more on the fly. Yeah.

You ever cook in like a kitchen? Yeah, I worked at a bakery. I was a pastry chef for a few years. Oh, yeah. She makes really good cookies. She bakes more now than she did then. Not true. You're baking every day, girl.

Bozo, I baked every day when I clocked in at 4 a.m. I was making thousands of cookies. How long did you work at the bakery? Like total? I want to say like three years as pastry chef. Oh, you worked that long? Yeah, and then two years as a wedding cake designer. I take back what I said.

They moved you up. Yeah. I worked my way up. You're a white collar baker. Yeah. Yeah. What's the number one thing to bake,

number one dessert for you for enjoyment purposes and then what do you enjoy baking? Oh, for enjoyment, I like key lime pie. Wow. Which I know is your favorite too.

Have you ever made me a key lime pie? Yes. I made many key lime pies and I brought them. Oh yeah, they were delicious. Wow. Which I know is your favorite too. Have you ever made me a key lime pie? Yes. I made mini key lime pies and I brought them. Oh yeah, they were delicious. It doesn't even, they can't even remember. I got gamer brain. She made me a penis cake for my birthday last year. Yeah. It was coming and everything.

What kind of base was in there? I think it was funfetti. Funfetti. The most closely associated. I don't have much of a sweet tooth. When you work in the bakery, you just lose it. You lose it. Because I would have a brownie at 8 a.m.

Dude, she also has a superpower. I swear to, this is hand to God. I was with you one time when you opened a scalding hot oven and just took the baking tray out the whole time and put it down. And I literally was like, and she's like, oh, I got dragon hands.

And I was like, what in the, it was honestly like watching the Khaleesi walk out of the flames because she didn't flinch, didn't anything. Yeah, I have no feeling. Well, because my head pastry chef, when I started, we weren't allowed to have timers because the beeping was annoying.

You had to be one with your oven. And everyone had an oven with like eight racks on it, right? That sounds pretty crazy. One with your oven. And also, you slow down if you put your gloves on. So you just pull them out. Wow. The faster you move.

That's insane. And I've kept it. I don't have any. I can still use it. Did it just kill all the nerve? Yeah, I think so. That's insane. And I've kept it. I don't have any. I can still use it. Did it just kill all the nerve endings? Yeah, I think so. Jesus. You know, a surgeon slows down when he puts surgical gloves on.

Exactly. So he has to fucking get in there. She was insane. She ended up leaving and working on a farm. She just left one day and I was like, okay, man. Is that industry standard or is that woman just fucking insane? She was insane. It's not industry standard.

In fact, that violates a lot of laws. It's kind of like Kung Fu Kitchen. But it was dope at the time. Yeah, I was like, look what I can do. A little Kung Fu Kitchen. And it worked out. I can do it now. People on stream are always like, whoa.

Whoa, that's fucking cool. Speaking of Kitty Cinderella, is there anything happening in Girly Pop Nation that we need to know about? Girly Pop Nation, the biggest thing that I have is this text thread. Wait, what were you going to talk about? Oh, Liam Payne died.

Well, that is really sad for Girly Pop Nation. Yeah, very sad. But I didn't want to cover sadness. Oh, damn. Yeah. He fell out of the third story of a hotel in Buenos Aires. What the fuck? Yeah.

That sucks. Yeah. I mean, that fucking sucks. That fucking sucks, dude. For the record, Girly Pop Nation did not bring that up. Sorry, I thought that that's what it was going to be. Gay Boy Nation brought that up and they made it depressing. I'm sorry.

Gay Boy Nation is depressing. Gay Boy Nation is depressing. I'll tell you what Gay Boy Nation is thinking about right now. Okay, good. No, it's a terrible transition. Let me send this to you. This is just the drama that we have. As girls, it's really good to

indulge in drama that's outside of me because if I get bored, I will start the drama. If I see other drama, it's better to just hop on that and live vicariously. It's important to find your outlet. You don't want to be at the heart of it. Yeah.

I noticed this new term you're using, brom. And let me say, I love it. You love it. Do you? I can't tell. I feel like you actually hate it. I'm a big fan. No, I like it.

Okay. He likes it. Okay. So my now, now ex-boyfriend posted this reel one day. I commented, a few minutes later, a girl sends me a friend request, and I ask him if he knows who she is. He just tells me to block her, and I tell him I did, but it was a lie because we already knew it was about to happen. Oh, shit. Man, what was about to happen?

He got caught having two girlfriends. That's his friend or account. Uh-oh. Okay. Two girlfriends. Bingo. Bingo bongo. Thank you.

So this is just fun. It's just fun drum essentially uh she got the friend request and she texted the guy and she said you know her i'm gonna decline it though lol like i said haha whatever he said i have no idea tbh girls are crazy though when i was with my ex she'd always get messages of girls trying to fake me so gotta get ahead get ahead of it. Smart, smart man. That's why I don't really like posting us because people always want to ruin everything, you know? So true.

I hate when that happens. I mean, who the fuck is this guy to begin with that people are trying to sabotage his relationship? I think he's just- He also, this is like one of the worst offenses ever because she hasn't said anything yet. It'd be like if she said, we're like, ha ha, what's this?

And he's like, my ex was always trying to accuse me of murdering people. You know, all those graves I dug in the backyard were for pets. Yeah. That's what, yeah, to preemptively be like, cheating. I'm not cheating.

She said, I trust you. I don't care what other people have to say, but I get it. He was like, I just don't want other people in our relationship. Did you decline them? She goes, yes. Why? He goes, because I get worried, like I said. That's awesome.

She said, but you don't know her. Why would she tell me anything? Ha, ha, ha, ha. He said, because people like to start drama for no reason. This happened with my ex. It gave me a whole week of unneeded stress. Right. And to delete all my shit and i just don't want that to happen again this happens a lot to a lot of guys yeah guys has this ever happened to you oh yeah every time yeah okay she just went on the friend request again she said yeah she sent me a friend request

again then she definitely is trying to blackmail me. Blackmail? Just block them, babe? Babe? Question mark? And then she said, tell me it's not true. And he goes, what is it? If you need anything, please call me. I love you. Long story short, of course, she FaceTimed him during the call.

She told me it was all a lie that, oh, he FaceTimed, she FaceTimed him. And then he told her that it was all a lie and that I should have blocked her and blah, blah, blah. But it's been a couple of months texting me, said he had a girlfriend. I found out 20 minutes ago. Are you being serious? Also, we sent pictures.

You know what I mean. I'm sorry. He's doing pictures. I just... Dick meat. Cock meat pics? I just think it's so funny that that was his go-to like obviously obviously a girly pop's gonna know across the nation i told him i believed him just to see

how much more he was capable of lying so i texted the girls he followed most of them only talked on tinder but he did meet up with one of them he went on a trip with two friends to switzerland to climb mountains. Oh, okay. So this guy's rich. And two days before coming back here, he told me that he was going to go somewhere alone because he needed to disconnect and... Oh, yeah.

Okay. Spend time with him. Respect. You're not like a brooding samurai, dude. What do you mean you need... Oh, I need to meditate. He spent those two whole days with one of those girls. I mean, honestly, this guy sounds fucking awesome.

No! No! No! I mean, this guy sounds sick. He's skiing in the fucking Swiss Alps. And getting pussy in every country. Yeah. Boy Pop Nation loves this guy.

He's pretty much gotten away with this. He's skipping too much. Girly Pop Nation, you need to know, if a guy ever jumps to being blackmailed, he's probably not being blackmailed. He's probably actually guilty. Yeah. That is my PSA for Girlie Pop Nation. Shout out to Girlie Pop Nation. What's Lucia looking like?

Girlie Pop Nation is also a little obsessed with this girl who found a rug in her yard and then... Oh yeah, there's a body. I heard about this. Yeah, but then there wasn't a body. Well, the dog triggered though. I know, but then they sent it. Oh my God, I was talking to this guy about this. He was telling me about this.

Apparently it's more than girly population. No, it's gay population. Was that before sex? Were you done watching Zone of Interest? Did you watch that TikTok in between? No, we didn't watch it. That would have been fine. We were fucking and he was telling me about it.

I can't get it up anymore. Jimmy, true crime. No, he was telling me about it. I can't get it up anymore. Jimmy, true crime. No, he was telling me about it in the middle of the... Through the glory hole. You could just hear it. Yeah. So apparently there's actually... No, he's like, you should talk about it on your...

He told me. He said you should talk about it on your podcast. And then I forgot. And then, of course, it got back here. Yeah, so it's actually kind of weird. Can you actually, you know what?

I know it may shock you but I've never been to a glory hole. No, no, no, no. That's a very, very small portion of the population. Wait, really?

Yes. Also, should I go to this? I feel like somebody would bite it off or some crazy stuff. I mean, you're going to get herpes or something. That's what you should be worried about.

Oh, yeah, I guess that's true. Do they have, like, clean glory holes? You know, the floor's not known for their cleanliness. They sanitize the holes beforehand. Why are you saying, no, you're not going to get herpes? Have you been to a glory hole? No, I haven't been to a glory hole. It's not.

Would you specify, like, when you go, is it only gay men? Oh, my God. What if a woman sucks you off? Yeah, it's a guy. I mean, mouths do feel the same. And you come to completion. That's crazy. Are you really gay? That's true.

That's a good point. What happens in that situation? You have to reconsider everything. No, I'd just be like, wow, that was a huge misunderstanding. I do. I've talked about this often. If I like, like if I ever have a thought about a girl, it feels the same as before I came out as gay it feels

wrong because being gay feels so normal to me that it feels like a cycle coming out of the closet straightly that would be I feel like I would disappoint a lot of people yeah came out no no no then that's the ultimate like you would get all your haters to be really

excited to be like I know it I know I knew it was sorry folks say you're pan and you're golden. No, I know. I'm good. That's what he would be, but he's not. I don't think I could. I could if I had to. He absolutely could.

He loves titties. I think breasts are cool. Aesthetically? You want to play on them? You want to suck on them a little bit it's like a little it's a little primal does it see that hey watch this doesn't make him uncomfortable but this does i don't like when you do it it's gross wait they can do it i don't want them honking either no one should be honking at this table we talked about that last episode. We don't have an HR. I watched the episode back and I was stricken

by how your comment was because we didn't like to core pumpkins, we couldn't make women cum. That doesn't make sense. The motion you did was this. I kind of see

where she's coming from. Which all of a sudden I realized you might be the biggest freak of all of us. You didn't like your hand getting gooed on. It wasn't corn. You didn't like the goo. No all up in the pump. You might be the biggest freak of all of us. You didn't like your hand getting gooed on. It wasn't corn.

You didn't like the goo. Goo. No, it's the, I told you, it's the scraping. Well, it's like you could fist, you could fist a vagina and it'd be up there and gooey. What are you saying? What are you, are you getting fisted? What the fuck? Either you're the freakiest of us or you've never had an orgasm.

What is happening? I thought you had a pussy condition. Or canola's dose. Actually, yeah, that checks out. That's true. I like that. That's crazy. That makes a lot of sense.

Look, I don't think they're connected because I don't like to get dirty in a pumpkin, but I'll get all up in everything else. You know what I mean? I'm serious agree i'll get all up in it opportunity goo or yeah yeah i kind of see where cutie's coming from yeah there is something about it you just because you're throwing caution to the wind just a willingness you're having so much fun you're like i don't care that this is outside of this context gross because i'm in the moment right that's it and that's the coring the pumpkin i don't feel that way is outside of this context gross, because I'm in the moment right now. That's it. And that's the coring the pumpkin.

I don't feel that way about a pumpkin. Not the goo. The scraping noise and feeling. Okay, so we'll, fine. Let's set you aside. Is it about the goo for you, Hasan? I don't like getting my hands dirty for a pumpkin. See, it is about the goo.

Yeah, but I don't mind it for, you know, other situations. See, that's what I'm saying. And nothing in those other situations would be more of a turnoff than people going, uh. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sure. If me scraping out a pumpkin was going to make a lady cum, I'd be scraping it. I don't know.

No, that's not how it goes. You want the credit. It just has to be organic. There are those like. You have to want to scrape the pumpkin out. You can't be told to scrape it out. Wow, you understand women. Thank you.

There are those non-sexual indicators that someone is good at sex. The classic one is tying a cherry stem with your tongue. Yeah, that's a little... I feel like that's a little too obvious. Okay, give me another one. Tongue dexterity. I feel like swallowing the cherry stem is more impressive.

Okay, so what's another one? Whatever he's doing on his Twitter timeline. Pretty much anything he does is sexualized. He just fucking just existing? Yeah. No, no. Sean's a pillow princess. He really't do anything on my Twitter account. No, no. He signs a pillow, princess. He really does.

He likes to get fucked. That was the only time we had sex I was really tired, okay? That's why. No, you're just hot and you just fucking don't really do the work. You forget I used to be fat. No, I work for it. That's a long time ago. We go over this a lot.

No, that's why. This happens a lot. Stolen values. No, that's why. He does. He does this a lot. I call him out for it. No, I learned that I had to work for it early on.

That's over, brother. No, but it doesn't matter. That's when you were sleeping on a mattress on the floor in fucking Turkey. I know, but it stuck with me. It stuck with me is what I'm saying. You're well beyond that. You can't shake off those old lessons that you had to learn. I've seen your fucking instagram stories bro yeah

okay yeah how do you you see yeah those aren't the stories of a fat child that's afraid he's not gonna be able to make a woman come no i i know those are the handsome millionaires stories okay i'm sensing a lot of resentment yeah you last time we had this conversation thank you last time i had this conversation I was a lot tubbier. And Stoddy was saying that I'm not a big boy. And now I'm officially outside of big boy status. Thanks, Ozempic. I'm going to start rumors.

That's a great rumor. That's going to be a fun one. Okay, cool. Pick it up, people. I had this slow acting Ozempic. It took me three years to finally move all the way. You were just really smart with your doses. And I think that's amazing of you. Thank you. It's a good thing to teach. You should be micro-coaching, Ozempic took me three years to finally move all the way. You were just really smart with your doses, and I think that's amazing of you.

Thank you. It's a good thing to teach. You should be micro-coaching Ozempic. This will not faze me at all. I am very pro-Ozempic. I'm pro-Ozempic too. It seems like you're not. It seems like you are actually contributing to people feeling bad about taking.

I want people to tell me that they're on Ozempic because then I feel fucking better real quick. That's what I want. Yeah. Why? Do you feel like it's cheating? Of course Asan would be pro-Ozempic because then I feel fucking better real quick that's what I want of course Asan would be pro ozempic because he's fat phobic I can take ozempic I can't go to the gym everyday honest to god I cannot do it I'm also too afraid to take ozempic

you can do it we can do it together I can't do either of those things I don't want to go to the gym, number one. I don't want to take Ozempic. Yeah, that's fine. But I also want to. You're a cook.

Women. We're cool. Yeah. Yeah. You said something was happening in Gay Nation. Yeah. You know the movie Monsters, or the documentary Monsters, the Menendez brothers? Yeah, the Menendez.

It's Cooper Koch. Am I pronouncing his name right? I don't know what that word is. Cooper Koch is an actor. Yeah. He is the spell. Is that the guy with the gay voice? Yes.

What? I think he was on. Dude, I'm so tuned in to Gay Nation. Hold on. Hold my beer. Did you just describe a gay man? No. Is he the guy with?

Yes. Yes. How he code switches? Yes. What? Actually? he coach switches yes no it's not wait oh it is him yes yes he was on andy cohen yes i saw it and he talked about your twitter feed is his acting he he was on andy cohen yeah and he talked about how his uh former acting coach yeah actually was like oh you can't do it. You have a gay voice. So gay nation. Don't even come for me, bitch. Yeah, you're all in the gay. Don't even come for me, bitch.

You're not beating these gay allegations is all I'm saying. Which, by the way, everybody believes it's not true. Sure. Everybody thinks him and I, anyway. No one believes that. So Cooper Koch, actor, did a fabulous job. Yeah, fabulous job in Monsters. Okay, there's a scene, a particular scene in Monsters where... You see his hoo-ha?

Yeah, you see his hoo-ha. You've seen it. I've seen his hoo-ha. So you see it in the shower, and he goes on Andy Cohen, right? Nice piece. And no, so it's not a prosthetic. I'm saying, is his cock right? Yeah, it's huge. No, a prosthetic. I'm saying it's just cocked up. Yeah, it's huge.

No, it's huge. So I remember watching this scene and I was with a guy and we were watching it together. And I was like, oh, that's a prosthetic. That's not real. You're like, this isn't turning me on at all. Can we get some more 2-footage up here?

Like, oh, a naked guy with a huge cock. No. Stop kissing me. He's a murderer. Yeah. Wait, now we know why he only watches Zone Avengers. There's no cocks in that. No, no.

He knows for sure. So we're sitting there watching guys. I'm like, you know, that's a prosthetic. It's fake. It's not real. Nobody's that big soft. Come on. Right, right, right.

You know what I mean? So then. I mean, his last name is literally Cock, dude. Yeah, I know.'s fake. It's not real. Nobody's that big soft. Come on. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? So then... I mean, his last name is literally Cock, dude. Yeah, I know. Cooper Cock. So anyway, Twitter's going crazy. All social media is going crazy because he comes out on Andy Cohen and he said, by the way, it's not a prosthetic.

Respect. That's my hog. That's what I would say if it was a prosthetic. No, because then you're like setting up the expectation and then people are gonna be like, all right, let me see your fat cock. And then you whip it out and you're like, well, this sucks. Yeah. No, so he had a big hug.

He's sick. And that's what gay nation cares about right now. That's disgusting. I think it's nice. I think it's nice to celebrate it. The only thing that gay nation cares about is one man's cock. That's the gay representation we have on today's broadcast. I'm going to defend Austin because I have no idea who that man is,

but I saw his cock on my timeline. One second. Time out, please, because QT pointed out something that's awesome. This guy's grandfather's name is Hawk Cock. Wow. His grandfather's name was Hawk. Hawk Cock. Howard W. Cock.

Hawk Cock. Hawk Cock. I like him. That's a great name. Hawke. Howard W. Hawke. Hawke. Hawke. I like him. That's a great name. Hawke. Hawke. Speaking of famous movie cocks,

have you ever heard the legend about Willem Dafoe's piece? No. Yes. Willem Dafoe made a movie

called Antichrist in which there was full penetration. Oh, I didn't realize that. In the Antichrist? Isn't that the movie that's about Jesus? No. No, that's Passion of the Christ. Oh, I didn't realize that. In the Antichrist? Isn't that the movie that's about Jesus?

No. No, that's Passion of the Christ. Oh, anti. Oh, anti, sorry. But there's a legend because they used a stunt penis in it that Willem Dafoe is such an auteur, such an actor that he's like,

I will use my own penis for this full penetration scene. And when he pulled out his hog, the director said, that is the most massive penis I've ever seen in my life. We can't use that. Yeah, they had to use a penis double because he was, you know. They had to use a smaller penis? The penis in the movie is gargantuan. Really? Pull up Antichrist's penis real quick.

I'm scared. Well, can we see Hawk's grandson's cock? Can we see Hawk's cock? If we're on the Yeah, we're doing cock watch. We might as well see that is an interesting thing because if you look at

if they show you the prosthetic and they just like put it next to yours and yours is like sizing up great. You might as well just use yours. Maybe we do it on the Patreon. Yeah, we should probably do it.

We're not going to show it. Oh, I thought Well, we could. I thought we were going to freak it. We're going to freak it. Can we show the cock on the Patreon? I think so. I don't know you can.

You can? Oh, wow. Yeah, we'll risk it. I thought you're not allowed to show a hole for cock. No, we're going to show the Patreon. Patreon.com slash fear and... How many minutes are we at, Mark? Just...

Actually, go ahead. Type in Antichrist full penetration scene. Well, you're not going to find it on YouTube, Marge, if that's what you're looking at. No, he was just on SafeSearch. Marge isn't ready for that. Alright, well, we'll be doing Cockwatch

at Patreon.com slash FearIend behind the paywall. How much time do we have left? We're good. Cockwatch at patreon.com slash fear. And behind the paywall. How much time do we have? We can do it. Yeah. Nice. Stobby baby. Stobby baby.

What do you want to promote before we go to the paywall? Let's start a cult. Stop. Let's start a cult. The movie comes out in theaters October 25th. Go see it if it's near you. And if not, we'll be releasing it somewhere soon so that everybody can see it I'm looking

at the cock through the corner of my eye I'm actually just locking eyes with it right now but see the movie that's it listen to the podcast whatever all that other shit you know where to find me just go watch the movie that's all I ask and let's look at some dick.

Sure. Fuck. It kind of had a short week. It's a nice self-reflection. It's hard to win or lose in a short week. You should be able to find flowers every day. Oh, God.

Shit. That's a good attitude. Oh. Yeah, thank you. I'm severely impressed. But I'm doing fine. Go ahead. No, I don't have a W yet.

You guys. No dubs. Not yet. I yet. You guys. No dubs. Not yet. I'm thinking about it. It's gonna be an airplane story. We can go around with Ls. I know what his W is. It's an airplane related event.

What is it? Okay, fine. It's an airplane related event. I'm sorry half my week has been spent on an airplane. I'm not the one who said we should do this on Wednesday. Stavi's here for a while.