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Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the Fear and podcast where it is a very special episode. Happy Pride Month, everybody. Give me this one. Oh, wait, I thought this one was more. You want to wave it to be ally? Right there. I say, okay, I only got two, Hassan, two flags.

It was on a budget. I did get you guys gifts for this episode. Alright. Alright. Gay Santa, gay Santa. Is this making you nervous? So much. Oh, I'm sorry, is my gay flag making you nervous?

No, no, I think it's great. I think it's great. But to celebrate Pride Month, I wanted to get you guys all a bunch of gifts So we're gonna start with Hassan at the end of the table. I got you a But I got you a shirt, okay I just thought about how funny would be if I was like secretly homophobic this whole time and like I'm sitting here like Grin and burying like yeah bust out the pride But I'm actually like just raging homophobe the whole time. That'd be funny

Like three years of this podcast You are a little farther from me than usual All right, well, that's because last week you couldn't decide where to sit me. It would be sad if I found out you're a raging homo. I think it'd be a little funny. I would support you because I support all women unconditionally. Okay, sorry. I'm not homophobic. It was just a funny scenario.

I got Hassan. Wouldn't it be funny if I was a Nazi? It'd be crazy, yeah. I got Hassan a shirt. I'm going to show it to the camera it says Hmm Show me your debt. I thought it said armpits put it on Hassan come on Come on it's pride month

Now your haters are gonna take a picture of it Fuck obviously But two hours again breaks people it breaks people so hard when I do that you don't have to put it on Alright here wait you wait to put it on. I want to let you know uh-huh in Solidarity today uh-huh a word jockstrap. Did you really yeah? I can show my god behind the patron work. You know what it's prime. I'm a sensor. Yeah, yeah You actually put on oh My god. He really did wear a fucking jockstrap

That's awesome. Thank you will solidarity god. That's freaking awesome. Okay, well answer that game well well since you Like to fuck dads a lot, I thought this would be the perfect shirt. I love hot dads. There you go. Perfect for Will. Throw that on. For Cutie, I got you a couple things.

Here's a shawl. I think you got this last year too. Did I? I don't know. I remember a shawl. I think you got this last year too. Did I? I don't know, I remember a shawl, I thought. Okay, maybe I did get you that one. Oh, that's very good. Put that right there, okay.

All right. Beautiful. And then I got you a hat that says, great girl, huge bush. Oh! A little truth. I don't wanna be the bush girl. Okay, you don't have to wear it Okay, but I just got it for you could like put it here. It doesn't have to be associated with you

That's why I don't know put it on that's wild But I also got you more. I got you. This is like more groups. I put on the show me your dick shirt Yeah, but is yours come on my heart hot dads. Oh All right I put on the show me your dick shirt. Yeah, but is yours come on hard hard dads. Oh I got Did this last time have can you do it yet? Oh this of course I can fucking do it well You kidding me? Sir this is why I'm It's been a year. Oh no! Hold on, just give me a second. It's really bad. It's really bad. Sir. This is why I'm homophobic.

How are you still fucking? I'm just fucking with you, Hassan! Okay. Just give me a second. Yeah! Okay. Okay. I'm a little rusty.

Pride Month was a year ago. Yeah. There it is. Okay, that's cunt. Yeah, exactly. And then whoever wants this. I'm c little rusty. Pride Month was a year ago. Yeah. There it is. Okay. That's cunt. Yeah, exactly. And then whoever wants this. Okay.

Cunt. There we go. And then I got another one that says, oh, this is for, I actually don't know. This is for anybody who wants it because I got an uneven amount. Someone got the click. There it is. What is this, like a watermelon? Is this Palestine or something?

I don't know what the heck this is. Austin, you see this? Swallow, swallow. You is this, like a watermelon? This is Palestine or something? I don't know what the heck this is. Austin, you see this? Swallow, swallow something. Oh, you see this? Yeah. That's what you wanna hit. No, I got it, I got it.

Pfft. I mean, this is just kind of broken. Yeah. Does it say swallow my seed? Yeah, it does. Yeah, swallow my seed, there you go. Okay, so it's not a watermelon. Swallow your seed.

This is Palestine. Assam, swallow your seed. And then, um, this one's up for grabs and Marsh. I also got you a gift too. Uh, I give the best blow jobs. Those are mine. Well, we know, no, that's a lie. That's a lie.

Flag on the play. Yeah. Flag on the play. And then I got one more. We know you don't give the best blow job. Here is for Marsh. Oh, what is that? Wait, how come he gets the- Is that a dick?

Yes. That's the Holy Grail. How come he gets that? Yeah, cause I don't know. He's bouncing on it. Cause that's what he gets. There you go, Marsh. Put that somewhere where everybody can see it. Show me, show me your dick.

Yeah, that's right. All right, happy pride month. Yay You always make me look uglier with the things you give me what yeah, I actually think you unironically look really good in that hat No, I seriously know like you look like you look like a bad like a great girl with a huge bush. Yeah I'm a great girl with a huge bush. It gets real itchy. Yeah. No, I get it. I get it Would you I can't go swimming in pub excuse you women have hair natural and beautiful Yeah Why can't she have a bush but you can sit there with your fucking chest bush all out there on screen and nobody gets in the way. Let's shave off our pubes and see who's way more.

You definitely have more of a bush in there. I don't have a bush. The hat is tricking you. I don't actually have one. I'm clean shaving. You've been defensive of your bush and how big it is. You just got defensive first. What are you talking about? No, I was just saying. I'm okay being portrayed as a bush girl. I am not a bush girl, but I'm okay.

All bush girls are beautiful. All hair is beautiful. Okay being portrayed as a bush girl having I am NOT a bush girl, but I'm okay. Yeah Yeah, all hair is beautiful open by the way, I don't know Somebody probably come and came in and it's probably nice. Okay, however, you want to style your Cubanos? Oh Me personally I spell out the name of my lover That's a good I love yeah yeah yeah okay team family yes we got into a big fight you get the best shirt you're pissing me off this one because I ordered it costume shop oh yeah you got yourself like a sick-ass shirt he got us all fabulous gifts

Let's not it's his week guys that all these gifts cost me four hundred dollars. Why I don't know How much was the dick I? $50 yeah, it was a $50 penis anyway Thank you for the gifts off both you're welcome to all of you and happy pride month to all of those in the in the audience I know a lot of corporations have stopped celebrating pride Because it's conditional to them. It's not conditional to us at the furan podcast. No, that's not my condition was no pride Yeah, but this guy came in with his gay agenda. That's right That's why we get too deep in the gay end sure ready to go there. Yeah, but I want to give some flowers

AMA yeah Thanks, yes, you looked amazing. I did meet machine gun Kelly. That's pretty awesome now. We're bonded for life Okay, can I ask a serious question? I'm gonna write a song about It Benson Boone smell good you texted me that and I and you didn't respond because I was thinking Because she's like I'm too big for you now I hang out with Benson Boone. Oh, you mean Benny No, uh, I Couldn't smell him. I

Like sat there for the longest time and I was like did I get an aura? But I don't think I got a smell didn't have an aura You didn't have a smell you have cologne smell like cologne or anything I feel like Benson Boone is like me or Ludwig if we took the super serum. Yeah. You know, yeah. The always back flipping and space jam juice.

Yeah. Mike secret sauce or Captain America. Yeah. Oh, also I love his, I love his unitards. Yeah. He does love unitards. He was very, he was very charismatic. He got pulled away from us early, which made me a little sad cause I was ready to yap. Yeah he does love unitards. He was very, he was very charismatic. He got pulled away

from us early which made me a little sad because I was ready to yap. But yeah, it was cool. Was it like how we described it would be a little bit or was it different? It was um. Was it loud? They did all the productions, it was probably better than. They did all the production. It was, it was very interesting. I learned a lot for streamer award specifically because this year at streamer awards. We're gonna have media. Oh, I know So trying to like find space for that or whatever and seeing how they do it and it's like it's a doggy dog world out there Yeah, they have us all shoved next to each other. They like everybody wants their own clip. I'm like Wait, I'm gonna hire a PR person to be a Answer know like a bulldog to go in and be like Austin shows

Very interesting that I don't know if people know so we're standing there on red carpet and a publicist will come up to you And they're like that's my client. Yeah, you're like, okay like like yeah, I know this person We mentioned to you it's sometimes it's hard if you have someone you really want to talk to you when a publicist comes up and we have so and so now and you're like, yeah, did you have to reject it and be like, no, we didn't have to reject anyone. Yeah, we stalled a few times for like, like, you know, I saw Gloria Estevan standing right next to me. So I'm like, uh, like I did fail at, um, uh, rolling sometimes cause I was like, Gloria Estevan

is right next to me. Like what am I to do? Tetris and Tetris would be like, well, she's coming. She's coming. Sure. Did you, did you interview Kyson at I heard you at the I did interview Kyson at I was very fun. He's great on the red carpet.

Yeah. He's so charismatic. Did anybody just walk by where you didn't get to talk to them? We didn't get to talk to Sexy Red. So that was kind of sad, but she was in a rush. Did Taylor come by? Taylor didn't come to the show. She didn't come?

No, it was very interesting, the AMAs. Out of the 10 award winners, nine of them didn't show up, except for Billie Eilish. Really? Billie Eilish wasn't even there. Oh, she didn't even show up? No. Oh my God. By the way, Tetris is a even there. Oh, she didn't even show up. No. Oh my God. By the way,

strange Tetris is a homie. Oh, yeah. Cause at one point you started going down Taylor Swift conspiracy theory. I don't even know if you noticed this, but you were like, there's something about this date. So something's gonna be a nuts. They told me to. Oh, really? But Tetris was literally, I don't think he really followed the whole way, but he was just like, yes. No, he's a Swifty. He was on you. He was in for a penny in for a pound.

I want him on the show one day. He was great. He's really great. Yeah, I liked him a lot. So it was cool. And he has it was so interesting, too, because he's been doing it for like seven years, he said. Battle hard. Everybody knows him, too. Like Renee Rapp walked by and she was like he was like Renee and she was like, oh hi, baby Oh, that's so nice. Oh my god. That's so nice Renee called you baby Tetris. He's like, I know

That's so nice that people like it's such a good person to do that with yeah No break the ice the same question that Hassan asked Austin show when he did the glad awards. Who'd you ask to come on the pod? Oh, man. Y'all, I'm headed to hold on. Oh, man. Y'all, I'm headed to China. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm on my way to China.

Wow. What are you doing? Well, I'm going to ride a train, ride a train and celebrate pride. Wow. That's right. They love to do that. That's right. And while I'm over there, I want to surf the internet. Okay. And I want to go to all my favorite American website. I was like to let the Chinese government know that I will not be participating in this. Go on. Okay. He wasn't invited. Yeah. I'm going on a separate trip to China. Anyway, I want to access websites like Facebook. Yes. And Netflix, you watch the shows that you watch in the United States. That's right. And to do that, I am going to use Nord VPN. Oh,

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First of all, she's not blonde. Yeah. She's blonde right now. Right? Are you blonde? This is Sandy. Are you blonde? This is Jennifer Aniston Sandy Brown. Whatever.

Regardless, you're both done. Period. You're out. No, no, no, no. You will never find someone as big as a bush as me. That's right. We're not replacing them. But in the future?

No, hold on. We need to know. I don't know how to ask. No, no. Cutie, this is what is bullshit about this motherfucker right here. He follows famous people. Oh, yeah. And they follow. And never asked them to be on the podcast every dumb bitch

Yeah, I'm gonna stand up for myself every every famous person we've had on the podcast with the exception of Porter Robinson I brought on okay. We've had one you know a lot of people Clever was in your house, and you didn't bring him on the podcast Clepper was there and flew in to shoot then tell him to stay a little longer Yeah, that's easier than asking someone the red carpet also the amount of DMS you should have seen on wine about it We had him on wine about it in the patreon. I literally went through his DMS. It was fucking insane You know Maren Morris has DMed him. Who's that again guys? It's pride week. Let's not fight and in the interest of pride no gay people love fighting. No

Finding common ground and being messy It's pride week. Let's not fight and in the interest of pride we know gay people love fighting. No messy, but in the interest of Finding common ground and being messy. Mm-hmm. I want to issue a retraction. Oh Want to show my god because I was a what as a white man? Yeah, I was unaware that you measure onions uncompacted. This is something that is a new thing to me. I of course thought that any open air in a measuring cup would throw off a measurement. Sure. That is untrue when measuring onions. They measure the air as my favorite comment from last week's episode was this entire episode was will and Hassan

thinking they know more about poison than and Hassan thinking they know more about poison than poison control and thinking they know more about cooking than a chef, which is, it's true. But here's the as a white man, I'm taking away his retraction and I'm doubling down. We are right. No, this is, this is, this is my take, it was my take from the beginning. All of what you guys are saying, onion amount, poison control, right or wrong, the foundation of the argument, I believe you guys were wrong,

not based on if it was the correct amount of onions or not, it was you listen to the professionals under, in a situation like that, you have to listen to the professionals and you can't speculate as to how many onions were in there. You just don't know. You know, you have to make a reasonable decision. I blame Fauci. I just don't trust you. Yeah. Vaccines are fake. That's why Swift is the way he is. Although it felt really nice for once. You know what? A lot of comments I was reading. it's like, for once, Austin, I'm on your side.

For once. Yeah, our comment thread really needs to shore up and get on board and support all of us. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine like how it is. Especially me and Will. We're the straight white men here. Obviously, you have to listen to what we're saying. The tide is turning. The gay and the girl. We are the position of authority here. This is ridiculous.

I think the comments are fine. Keep up the good work. No, you don't get to say that. You don't get to say that because your fans are vicious. They're my fans who have turned on me. I don't know what kind of fucking poison you put in their brain. But some of them don't understand when you're being like sarcastic or maybe because you're so vicious that you're not being sarcastic. And when you're free, I have a Twitch channel too. You don't have to watch us. No, I will have like fucking 15 months. Subscribers like tier three being like, you're really ruthless. The cootie Cinderella. You need to dial it back. I'm like, bitch. And then they come to my channel and they get five and I'm so sorry for her.

So I'm like, I know I'm brave. I know ridiculous. It's not. It's called sharing the wealth. I thought you believed in that. No, I do not believe in that. Except for speaking of sharing. This is why. It's not, it's called sharing the wealth. I thought you believed in that. No, I do not believe in that. Except for speaking of sharing the wealth. This is why I get confused. Speaking of sharing the fucking wealth. Oh, I got a rebuttal for this. I need you guys.

I need you guys. I'm so ready for this. And your feedback on this, I sent it to the group chat. I never looked at your chat. I know. I know, I had to call everybody. We know, we know you don't, okay? Busy B over here, that's why we're doing it

at fucking 4 p.m. You should hear my day, my day's insane. We'll talk about it later. Oh my God. All right. We go to Korean barbecue. No, let's pause. Say that back.

Oh my God. Is that what I sound like? Yeah, that's what you sound like. Is that what I sound like? Is that what she sounds like? Yeah, because I got small for you too, because you said no to going to Korean barbecue when we had a family dinner, okay? And we're a part of a too because you said no to go into Korean barbecue when we had a family dinner

Okay, and we're a part of a family and you said oh, sorry. I can't make it Oh, I have cooler podcast friends that I have to make cakes for. I had to make a baby a cake I had to make a one year old cake. Do you know the baby's vibes? No, exactly. What if that baby turns out to be bad? I know your bags and it's better than it's worse than the baby's. No, you said it was better. The baby's vibes are a thousand percent better than yours. You don babies. No that you the babies vibes are a better than yours You don't know how the baby's gonna turn out. What if he has like fucked vibes by the age of like No one's vibes could be worse than yours. Okay, that's bullshit. Anyway, you bailed on Korean barbecue, but we had a fantastic time Okay, we come back home after Korean barbecue. Okay. Uh-huh

Austin goes through my fridge, as always, and it's fine. Which is crazy. I don't have an issue with it, right? Yeah. And I hear Christian in the background go, you got four? I turn around. I know, first of all, blow on my fucking cover.

This motherfucker is smuggling like a cartoon character shoves nuts in his fucking cheeks like a squirrel. He is smuggling four, not one, not two, not three, but four Fair Life Elite Core Protein Shakes out of my fridge. He was like, oh, it's my dessert. Four? Okay, can you guys explain to me if four is acceptable

or a little bit over the top? First of all, let me defend myself. I needed a protein shake before bed and I needed a protein shake on the way to the airport the next morning. So I took two for myself, and of course, Christian was with me, so I'm like a gentleman, I got him two as well. So I just happened to carry- Nourish the twinks. Yeah, exactly. I had to carry them for me and him. It was for two people, it wasn't just for me. Am I the fucking Marriott L No, here's the deal. I find it very rich that you're coming with me or to me with this grievance when I watched the patreon episode back last week I

Found out for the first time in over a year Hassan has been using my youtube TV subscription for the last year. A $90 a month YouTube TV subscription. And the craziest part is I thought it was my parents. So when I use my YouTube TV and it's like you have too many users, I call up my parents and I say, Mom and Dad, I don't know where this is coming from, but you got to sign out of my YouTube TV Turns out it's been a son

Using my YouTube TV Okay in my defense how did your YouTube TV? Subscription arrive at my television set I signed in to watch the Vikings game Yeah Of course I want to watch the New York Knicks. Okay. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. At the end of the day against the terrorist entity of the halibut at the end of the I wonder what my algorithm is crazy, but I just only watch sporting events. Okay. At the end of the day, I'm okay with you using my YouTube TV.

Yeah. And you should be okay with me raiding your fridge. That's crazy. Because you have stolen from me way more than a $90 a month YouTube TV subscription. If you ever came and stayed at my home, I would say Hassan, anything in this house that- Austin doesn't give snack vibes.

I actually, you are so fucking right. I have no snacks at my house. But when I have guests, when I have guests over, I say, what would you like to eat? We have some dry olives. No, like my snack. Not salted, can't have too much sodium. My snack is rice cakes and peanut butter.

It's like a right wrestler diet. Okay, but when people come over, I load up my pantry. I'll be like, okay. With actual rice cakes. No, rice cakes, wheat thins, Cheetos, you know, whatever you want, Oreo cookies, whatever you want. And I would say, so like my best friend, Kirk,

he comes over, I say, Kirk, whatever's in there, you can have, I'll just replace it. And that's the attitude you should have With me his son Wow What do you think cutie? Yeah, the difference is Kirk is not at your fucking house every week doing $150 worth of damage minimum fine. You know what I'll have to reimburse on a good day I guess I'll just have to reimburse maybe you take checks. Okay, four is crazy, right? Can we can we just my client would appreciate

Oh if you would log out of his YouTube TV And once you have made that Stop taking your kitty action. I think actually I'm getting better value here because those fucking yes Like five dollars a unit My client never mind Oh, how much are they? They're like $5 a unit. Oh, so my client, nevermind. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, okay? I don't have a problem with you drinking my prostitutes.

You drank some early in the day, right? I'm simply asking, is four a little bit much on the way out? Well, the two of them were for Christian. Yeah, and if I went to Brother Will's house, Will would say, please take six. What are we, Nation of Islam? Will would have said take six to eight, QT would have baked me a cake. QT would have baked me a cake. This hypothetical is completely made up. Breakfast in bed with Cutie's house, right? That's what would have happened.

That's what I do. Yeah. That's bullshit. But Hassan, God forbid. I've been to Cutie's house. You know what? You've never slept there? Yeah, did you sleep there? It changes.

No. You know the last time, the last time Nick from the yard and his beautiful girlfriend stayed at my house because of the fires and I bought their favorite snacks and I put them out on a little tray on their bed and I got them toothbrushes. You have not done anything like that to me. You don't sleep at my house. I don't want to sleep at your house But when I come I do not get that level of treatment Yeah, you come for events where I hand make all the food. What are you talking about?

I'm in the kitchen for six hours, and then you show up and it's not for me It's not for me Set up a fucking bed and breakfast Wait that's a really good idea but you should set up a bed and breakfast and stream it and invite streamers over to stay the night and put a camera in The room and and set up like well. I mean with consent. No the whole time We're not trying to make a house of sleep streams Yes, okay, it's brilliant No, hold on, we're not trying to like, not a pee pee tub. So I'm just making a house of sleep streams? No. Yes! Okay.

It's brilliant. Hotel Cutie. Wow. You see it. I actually don't think that's a bad idea. No, I think it's a brilliant idea. Partner with Marriott, Hotel Cutie. Wow.

Luxury collection hotel, Cutie Cinderella, Hotel Cutie. Usually, Will is the idea guy, so I'm gonna check on this. Will, what do you think? I think we could massage it a little bit really elevate oh you could do like a mystery you kill someone every time yeah she's a murder okay but it's a hotel murder mystery yeah so it could happen at any point I need to buy and workshop the cameras in the room I feel like we need like the Lover House have you seen the lover like Taylor Swift's Lover House?

I need like that. No, I don't know what that is. Will you pull up the Lover House and then they'll know what I'm talking about? Does anybody have any big stories this week? Lover House. I do. Q, you want to pull up the Lover House.

Taylor Swift's Lover House. But I have something I want to talk about because you guys talked about Benson Boone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're- Right here, see this? I have something I want to talk about. Cause you guys talked about Benson Boone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, Wait right here. See this. So it's like open face and you can see into each room. Wow.

That'd be the dream. That's cool. For, yeah. Yeah. Little Barbie house. Yeah. So if anyone wants to build that for me for free. Well they actually have a Barbie house you can rent. Yeah, but it's not open face like that.

It is. Wait, what? Oh yeah, that's a brilliant idea. Type in, type in, um, Airbnb Barbie house.'s not open face like it is wait what oh, yeah, that's a better type in type in AirBnb Barbie house. It's open face. Yep There you go I'm on the motherfucker cutie We can't see inside the rooms. I guess if everyone opens there. There's one that is open face. It's like a poly

Oh, no type in Polly Pocket. Sorry There's a oh my god. There is a Barbie house. Isn't that where they filmed the Barbie? And then there's a Polly Pocket one that's open-faced. Hang on. Not even a real house. There it is. Oh yeah, that would be perfect. That's the Polly Pocket house that's just open. Is that to human size?

Yeah. To human size. Wow. That is what I need. Kysonette, will you help me? She needs a check. Save me, Kysonette. Please, I don't actually have a really big bush in case that turns you off from helping me.

No, she doesn't actually have a great manicured? Shave him. Shave. She has a well-maintained. Brazilian. Slick as a baby. Full Brazilian? Yeah.

She has a well-maintained unit. Yes. Did you just call a pussy a unit? Unit. I'm not gonna call it a It's Friday Yeah, I can't say put a C. Okay. Yes, what's your story? You're talking about, but okay, so There is be careful you say cuz that's my friend there is no that's why I'm bringing this up

Oh, yes, there will seems to be province of boon. You seem to be province of boon. I'm Benson boot up because there will seems to be pro-benzene Boone. You seem to be a pro-benzene Boone. I'm Benson booting Gnostic. Austin's gay. So what the fuck is that supposed to be? Well, like I'd like him. I don't know. I just want to say that. Oh God. Okay. So you like, right? So a lot of people, a lot of people have said on tick-tock that like Benson Boone and his entire aesthetic is like fake and designed by stylists. But like in his real world, in his real existence, like there is nothing that shows an aesthetic, an eye for, for aesthetics at all. And then it's like completely crafted, completely fabricated as an identity. Welcome to Hollywood idiots. Okay.

So I can't find the tick tock that I wanted to send to March so that we could, we can open up this discussion with your push. But there's like, it's so hard. Yeah. Um, but there is a, I wanted to look at Benson Boone's home because the, the person that brought this up, uh, and March, if you could find like Benson Boone home,. Because the person that brought this up in March, if you can find like Benson Boone home, the person that brought this up on Tik TOK was saying that like, if you look at his house, it looks like an Airbnb house. Like everything is like neatly designed, neatly

put together, but it's like a starter home. And therefore there's not even like any curios or anything that like, I have such bad news for everybody. If've ever seen architectural digest like the celebrity homes They're all completely like gutted and then staged before the video. Oh Really? Yeah, like oh my god They put out they're like notorious for putting out fresh fruit and flowers not like all the way gutted But like they'll replace furniture and stuff sure make it more aesthetically pleasing even someone I remember someone making a call to that like like pointing to it actually and yeah I forget lines. It was Dakota Johnson. Yeah, damn you the fuck would you get photographic memory for Dakota Johnson architectural digest?

I have a photographic memory for architectural digest. Yeah, if I was really rich I would do that Okay, I would just have like a home limes no snacks, but like I have Interest you in a lie Architectural digest home go. Um some interest in you in a lie. Cutie Cinderella, best architectural digest home, go. You know what? I think this is a hot take, but I think Kendall Jenner's. Damn, mine is Troye Sivan. Weirdest architectural digest home, go. Cara Delevingne.

Yes, I was gonna say that as well. Her, but also Hilary Duff has this insane kitchen that I almost love, but I also hate. Okay, all right, well. But also Vanessa Anahudgine's, her house also Hilary Duff has this insane kitchen that I almost love but I also hate. Okay. Alright, well- But also Vanessa and Hudgens, her house is gorgeous too. Can we find like Benson Boone home or something? Yeah, I was watching it and I think that this is a good piece of discourse that we can get

into. Is Benson Boone a completely crafted persona? I mean, that's how it works. It's like in Hollywood, you got to be something interesting. You can't just be like white guy with guitar. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like there's a reason that chapel rones stands out and like, you know, Benson Boone's, I

don't stand out with your giant. Yeah. That's why I really needed that. But you stand out. Just we're just different in your pride. Okay. Benson Boone. Okay. second question on Benson Boone, since Marsh can't find this.

Benson Boone, would you consider his music scream music? I think his music, I've described this before, he is Imagine Dragons as one person and people love that. Yeah, he's a packaged Imagine Dragons and he can do flips. Oh, he's packaged all right. Whoa. It's pride. Yeah, and he can do flips. Oh, he's packaged. All right. Whoa. It's pride.

Yeah. That's one of them. That's not the one. There's another one, but this one is like one of the people that were saying that that's like the ICC. They get the ICC from Benson Boone, but we can listen to that and cutie can rip it apart and defend Benson. Yes, Benson.

I'm your friend now. So I'm doing this. I like many too. Okay. We got this. I'm going to now, so I'm doing this. I like Benny too. OK, we got this, then. We're going to court. He did Queen at Coachella. It was fire. But the weird vibes or the ick that y'all are getting from Benson Boone

isn't because he's a Mormon or used to be a Mormon. It's because he has turned himself into a brand, or his label might have, either way. But he's trying to sell authenticity and relatability. And because he's not being his authentic self, it's falling flat and making people go, Oh now. Let's do a little exercise Let's say this is y'all's first impression of me. Hi. I'm Nessie. I'm a theatrical costume designer I created dashcon. I got the shit out of me by a raccoon last week and also more importantly

I'm a grad student studying sorry, please pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause It's the one that the raccoon that did crack that we watched. Is it is it Chewie? Yeah, I got her. My god. Yeah. Do you believe me? I just did a bunch of weird ass shit. But do you believe me? If so, why?

Right now watch this. Moonbeam ice cream taking off your blue jeans, dancing at the movies. And watch his other videos. Can you tell that he's trying to sell you something? That he does not have a single video up Where he's not have you all seen any external? I'm gonna say we need more hobbies. Yeah Go back to that go back to the video don't play it but look at that

Yeah Person made a more compelling argument in my opinion was by saying that like in his real life. He doesn't have any Like he doesn't have any markers that that show that he is an eye for it I look at like Tyler the creator for example Well, yeah, I mean Harry Styles like Harry Styles what he can wear a skirt and it's more natural I would say a Benson Moon came on a skirt wouldn't be as natural but like he's got to work himself out He's new to the freaking spotlight Are they like he's a fake or something? Yeah, that's all

Plant I love his aesthetic. He's the hottest guy at the gas station. Look, you know That was MG gay. No That's my friend I call him em He's changed the static. Did you see his new music video? Yes, I'm sorry. It's so bad. Okay, play this goddamn song, please, because it is so fucking... And show it to him, please. We can't hear it. Because it'll get DMCA'd, bozo.

Yeah, mute it for them. What the hell is this? Yeah. So that's my friend. You shouldn't call that, but you shouldn't claim that. Can I be honest? I don't know why this bothers you because for me, it doesn't bother me. And I'm you why uh-huh she couldn't kill it was never for me Yeah, so I you know never mind. Yeah, hold on. Let's ask the question was he ever for you has ever used fuck no Okay, well then why is this effect? Is it even less for you now? Yeah, because it's like well no not even less you can't it's already at the bottom like he was already there

He is do you wake up in the morning and think, who can I hate today? I feel like he's the personification of a gastatious cigarette. You know what's happening? He's entering his bitter old man era where he's just attacking other hot guys. It's a little early.

Like, do you have anything to say about Pedro Pascal next? I love Pedro Pascal. That's because he's older than you? Yep. Oh! Okay, give me a young hot guy. Wait! Makes sense why he's older than you? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH I love him. Yeah, you're okay with what he's doing at next games. Yeah, I fucking love that. Why would I? Why would I? Why would I? I'm like I'm one of those guys but like in reverse we're like stop showing me to me these elements. I'm trying to watch the game like the people that were yelling at it. It's interesting that you know that perspective you're just not owning it. No, I'm not. I love that He looks like Robert De Niro from the 90s. I think it's awesome

Robert De Niro, huh or Al Pacino either or Come on. He looked like the fucking bowler from the big Lebowski in the last game. What are you doing? He's coming to the gay side of the room. Yeah, it's I love Timothy Shalame. I don't want this I don't want this associated with it. Give me another young hot guy. No, I like him. Shawn Mendes. He's great. Yeah, I have no feelings on him. I don't. He had to pause. I had to think who that was. All right. Well, who else had something going on this week. I have more. OK. OK. So another genre, the reason why I brought up Benson Boone was also because now people are saying that there is there's a new phenomena

in town, OK, with the screen music. March, can you play the last song? The tick tock one. Have you guys seen this? It's been 30 minutes. Go. It's pride. It's pride. It's pride. It's pride. It's pride for the record. I asked, I asked MGK about his new song and he says it's cause people are craving nostalgia. Okay. That's true. And I said, okay, they are true. Maybe

not the way you're presenting it. I didn't say that to him. Is that why you grew your bush? That is why I grew my bush out. out bro Just click on the link. I said to you Jokes in my head and they come out to I will always roll our link Yeah, oh, okay. Have you guys seen this no play this oh my god here play from the start, okay? This is this is 14 million Wait pause pause pause pause Start okay. This is this is Wait pause pause pause pause pause What do we do Okay, okay, like we're bothered and then just saying that's my face always on the way in three convincing yourself you're living the american dream and i'll be dancing

so what was that what are you looking at me like that? What was that what did he say what What happened What's going on? I? Forgot to do it Sorry, we coordinated fucking with you. Oh damn it was working I we coordinated fucking with you. Oh damn it was working No, I did I threw a cruel no forgot no

Normal look is cruel you guys kind of cracked and he just looked like he always looks like fucking just like I look like Miserable and I hate you. That's your that's you I Was on your grave? I was fucking throwing dadgers deliberately. I look at you lovingly normally. OK, what did we just look at? OK, so this is Brendan Abernathy and he is the new TikTok sensation. He's going supernova viral. OK, and part of the reason why I brought this up is because I really like this guy named Kyle Gordon. OK, I love Kyle Gordon. Yeah. I think it's, he has what to do. Yeah. All the millennials

like him because he doesn't really, it's true. He does a really good job. It's true. He does a really good job. You're right. I resonate with all this fucking thing because they're all throwbacks, all the throwbacks from our time and even further beyond. And he's really talented. Very good. But I thought this guy was Kyle Gordon at first. And I, and I wasn't alone cause everybody thought he was Kyle Gordon because it's so fucking cringe. Like what this, what the song you thought it was parody. Yeah. Yeah, and now he's popping off and I wanted to hear if you guys thought that there is a new wave of Scream music coming back. Is this like the thing is this gonna be the meta again? Uh

What defines scream that music just like screaming with a guitar to me? That's very reminiscent of like Midwest emo Yeah, I didn't see the video. Yeah, it gives, it's giving me, what is it? Disruptor, the, I used to see you in your sleep, darlin', just to see you in my dreams, you were ripping at the, yeah, a lot of you, that was sort of this, sorry. Yeah, I mean, I- Rippin' at the seams of all the broken promises

you ever did to me. I think everything moves in patterns and I think definitely, people want some sing along. What was the Tiny Desk concert of that dude who was like real smelly? Hobo Johnson. Yeah. What? Yeah.

March pull up Hobo Johnson. I don't know Hobo Johnson. I love the name though. The song was like called, oh God, it was like some pastry I think. Why did you say he smells bad? You'll see. No. I think you got that was a long time ago. Speaking of smelling bad, I can't fucking peach scone. Yeah. Yeah. Play the 2018 one. Not that one. That one.

Yeah. Sorry. But yeah, cut to the middle. What? Oh man. But what are you talking about? I'm so sorry to interrupt. Oh yeah. Your boyfriend made you mad the other day. What? Oh, man. But what are you talking about? I'm so sorry to interrupt. Oh, yeah. Your boyfriend made you mad the other day. What was he saying? What was he talking about? Oh, my God. That's crazy. What do I think? Let me think about it. Let me think about it. He was being mean at that time.

But I'm sure he's going to turn around at some point. And I love the thought of being with you. Yeah. Yeah. Is that. and yeah yeah you don't remember that no I know nothing I don't know what's happening or what's going on ever tune with the culture dude no you'll know about this I thank God will see her Lord's new song. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh you don't? Austin! Is this good or bad? Are you even gay? I don't know. I like the part where she like talks about doing drugs. She is pull it up. Are we still hot on Lord or is this new song? Well Lord is back. She's polarizing right now. She is polarizing but she is back and she's making choices.'m gonna speak about one of them, but she looks like wait wait wait She looks like Lord the swans Lord lore Have you seen the thread of how Lord does this one song where she wants the audience to be quiet and she shushes everybody?

Okay, we have to watch that ish does that too, but it's infinitely more funny Yeah, it's I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don play this. It's marches. This actually cracked me. Watch how funny this is. I love you till my breathing stops. Kiss the rider in the dark.

I'm ready to say kiss the rider in the dark. Oh my god Audience always desperately trying to sing along Why does she do is she little eccentric Let's look why did she do that? I don't know Billy. I just does it in a very nice way Billy I wish does it at the beginning of a song you're gonna you're gonna silence it on the desktop audio, right? Beat. She's showing big brain broken. He's showing piggies. Yeah.

She let the dogs out. You are your brain. So rotten. Yeah, you let the dogs out you are your brain so rotten Yeah Someone's into it. Oh my god. She's taking her shirt off She's gonna show her boobs and sure shredded. Oh, she oh those are where oh, where are they? What what mr. Piggy, where are they? What? What Mr. Piggy? Thank God you're gay. Was that offensive? No, there are. Oh, oh, there they are. Oh no. She's got wonderful. You know what? This reminds me of that one tick tock that one tick tock influencer that did like a dance recital to apologize for sexually assaulting

another tick tocker. Jesus Christ. Sienna's are so broken. Okay. We have to pull that up. We have March pause this and pull that up. Please. She plays in the dirt afterwards. Yes. Tick tocker like dance apology. You wanted to say something about this. We'll get there. What did you, what's the song about cutie? I haven't listened to the words yet, I'll be honest.

I think it's about a tortured romance. I thought she was like describing her sexual intercourse. March, pull it up. I haven't listened to the words. Is that what it was? Sienna, TikToker, apologizes for sexual assault, dance. Well, while we're looking that up, Cutie was saying something. So the interesting thing about Lorde

is she's back in like the media outlet right now. You know, she's doing the rounds. She's doing the rounds. Yeah, she showed up at Coachella. Yeah, she showed up at Coachella, which I think was a bit, it was really helpful to this album because Mellow Drama, which was a really good album. That's it. Oh no, that's someone doing a parody of it. Sienna Mae.

Look up Sienna Mae Apology. She so she was in this interview, which rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, where she talked about, you know how there was a big, all these documentaries about like, or docu-series, I guess, about Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson. Yes. Yeah. So obviously that was a big topic last year.

And Lorde in this interview was like, yeah, I watched those. And then I looked up and I watched the sex tape and I just see two people in love and it's like It's crazy because the whole documentary is about how horrible and how it was Yeah, and I'm like, what are you? Centric yeah, that's a centric thing to say that sex tape was leaked on Consensually? Yeah, it got robbed from their house. No way.

Robbed from their, what, they have it on a VHS tape? Yes, quite literally. Oh my God. It was robbed in their house, it was in their safe in their garage and someone broke into it because Tommy Lee didn't pay a contractor in full or something, the contractor got pissed

and so he stole money from their tape. Look at this video, please. This is Sienna May's dance apology for like, I think sexually assaulting another tick talker. Wow. And this is unironically what she did to apologize for it. And I just, you know, I felt like when I saw Lord, it just reminded me of this. Certainly an interesting vibe. This certainly went over well, right? No, I think the reason why it says re upload is because she deleted it. Oh, I'm pretty sure she like DMC But who in her life thought that this would be a good idea

Interpretive dance to apologize for sexual like did you do these people don't have anybody around them to tell them? Maybe it's not a good idea. I want to I want to thank you all for bringing pieces of your culture Yeah, thank you. Let's bring some I would like to make it known that I brought Lord You brought Lord Lord because he brought MGK yeah Yeah, and now it is time for me to share my culture with you. I have two American me up Oh shit I have a short one for today's in front of the paywall and then a 20 minute one or behind the paywall.

Amazing. 20 minutes. Did you time it? Marsh, first of all, Gabe, can I get... And I proudly stand up next to you and defend her still today. There ain't no doubt. I love this man. God bless the U.S.A. A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A. Redneck science indestructible truck. OK. We have made a quantum leap forward, ladies and gentlemen, in engineering and science. Is it this month?

Is it Whistle and Diesel? Dude, if you type redneck science indestructible truck, it comes up. Yeah, it's is it the first one? Unstoppable. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. You're welcome. Now go to the end where I tell you to. Look away! All of you. Go to... But he looks so... Timeline, timeline, push, push, push, push, push. Yes, and, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more, and a little bit more and a little bit more and a little bit more a little bit more audio listeners. Sorry, this episode is not for you.

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And try not to get an erection check. Oh my gosh. Just watch. Just watch. Oh my gosh. Stay your tongue, Maeve. Oh, how you feel about that? This feels unsafe. It is.

Terribly unsafe. Ohhhh. Fuck yeah. Oh hell yeah. Oh whoa. Yep. He's fucking dead. Oh what's that?

Ohhhhh. It's not the Rhythmic Yard! See what's happening there? That's America. Oh my god. Let the America seep into your veins. Oh, what's that? Oh, not the redneck yacht! Yeah, see what's happening there? That's America. Oh my gosh. Let the America seep into your veins. Oh my God.

Yeah, that's wreckage from a boat. Boom! See you later! Wow. Redneck science. Yes. What could he have use for this truck for? Like what, what? I mean, the end of days brother yeah when

the robot revolution oh you think it's over wrong bang see you later something's got to explode so much more than you're hitting so much more strap in get comfy oh my god that camera whatever are we gonna do put a camera inside? Oh, yeah imagine finding these cameras after oh? Penetration oh my god good reason to use penetrate All these got to explode right barrels come on Austin really wants a one explosion really bad Come on. Oh that one kind of slowed him down. Okay. The barrels are boring. Come on. It's a mouse and a boat on top of two cars. I Don't think Austin's gay

All he wanted was to see Lord's yeah, I want it now he wants an explosion. Come on. Oh, yeah There was kids in it. Yeah, that's awesome. Happy birthday Charlie. Yeah, that is that one of the barrels RV RV I watched it a few times bang oh yeah wow how fast is he going? so fucking fast it's like. Why are they gonna clean that up? There it is, pause. Note to the editor, please link their channel in the comments and Redneck Science, if you see this, Fear End will come and collab with you on anything.

We're ready. I am ready. Wait, this is what we need in America right now. Oh speak on that King No, put that wait put that away. No, no, no, that's fine. Yeah, nothing No, I I've been no, I don't know what I'm saying here, but I'm just gonna keep talking Rednecks and gay people and blowing shit up Okay, it could all be so easy imagine all yeah, what do you think? It's on so you gave it to him as an olive branch. Yeah, I think you had more of a chance

I'm happy that you thank you Last night, I saw it and it will like fried my mind. Mm-hmm. It was pretty that is crazy. I like it. I Don't know what the utility for it Utility for it, of course not tell it for it. There's no purpose Does anyone in your life actually love you every morning you wake up and you're like Ten things I hate is that what you do every morning? I said I like it. He shit on everything we brought this week. I know. Are you coming after me? Because we're having a good time over here and you brought Benson Boone's living

room doesn't live up to your expectations. Yeah nothing is good enough for you. Are you okay? You need to go to Pride Month or week. No, I am going to the straightest places in America. I'm going to West Hollywood. This place is going to Washington DC World Pride next week. I won't be here next week because I'm going to World Pride. Good.

We'll have a real gay on for once. Oh are you gonna replace me with another gay? Trixie Mattel will be here. That'd be crazy. That'd be so hype. I would kill myself at Pride. Oh I'd kill myself. I'm Frankie. If you guys do a gay episode. Petra Pascal. Legend. No they're gonna forget. I don't have any of these connects. He's going to go to. No, I'm going to. I'm going to send. Let me DM Frankie Gronk. Because I'm so fucking petty. I'm going to send no text messages right now.

I'm sending them out. The hoops. OK, I got it. You know what? I don't have. You know, I have a real career. I don't have FOMO. We're going to have a real queer icon. Vivian, Vivian Wilson. I do feel a little bitter about you going out of town for pride when we live in West Hollywood

Well, I'm I'm celebrating in here and then I'm going to world pride because I've always right now I'm on my pride world tour and do cheese performing and do cheese performing cheese prefer. That's right Kim Petras is it pride this week? Amongst a lot of other people. It should be fun. I'm very excited. I love that for you, King. I'm very excited. I got a spray tan for the event. By the way, do I smell bad? No, you smell fantastic. I can't smell you. I don't want to. I went and got a spray tan. The Knicks are winning. I'm gonna come. I went and got a spray tan. Can you tell? Yeah, of course, okay?

Does it look fabulous does it look fabulous? Thank you. Why don't you do your face because I'll break out. It's a long thing It's a whole thing. I'm gonna use tinted sunscreen. I'm not using it right now one tone darker, which is it's natural It's well it took a lot of Tanner Yeah, did you go to a place do somebody sprayed me? Which is always I see the hands The thumbs are a little iffy, but everything else is good. I mean do you think somebody's really good? No, I'm being critical No, no, it's good. It's good. It's good But they so I think I got scammed why why because I went there and I was like, oh

My god, I need to not smell bad because I don't want to smell bad because the tan smells bad and they're like oh We have a product we have this $65 citrus body wash and I was like oh So it works right? Oh, yeah. No, it totally works. So I spent $65 on the citrus body wash. I used that shit Oh my god. I was like man., I smelled delicious. Get out of the shower. Dry off. Fucking doesn't work. I smell like a fucking bottle of soy sauce. Yeah. So anyway, Tanner is it made with soy? It's organic. I don't know. I don't know what it is. I've had spray cans my whole life. Marsha. What are we at? Cause I don't want to go, I don't want to go to the, I can talk

about my tan for the next five minutes if you guys want. You're fine. But yeah, I don't want to. Are you asshole bleaching? Oh, I mean it's pride. It doesn't hurt. I wouldn't have you. No, I just know it doesn't because I asked a bunch of gay people one time but did you bleach your asshole and now we're just pawn it off No, you know your your asshole is usually the color of your lips I do know that because if you're looking for your nude tone and lipstick you look at your asshole Yeah, wait what so wait people are in like fucking Macy's spreading their cheese. He just look at your lips No, cuz it's your nude tone asshole But to answer your question, I haven't gotten my ass. So when people are like, oh I need to see your nude tone

They just like look at your starfish you look at your own You just look at your own butthole. Yes Now he's trying not to be a hater Your own butthole Yes, I Shave I shave my He's trying not to be a hater. He's trying not to be a hater of buttholes. Have you ever seen your own butthole? Yes. Have you? I shave. I shave my butthole.

Of course. I need my new tongue. I need my new tongue. I shave my butthole. I had to see mine when I was getting it bleached. Oh, okay. Okay. No, but think about the depth of that question.

What do you mean? Because if you ask somebody. It's not actually bleached. No, no, no. I know. No, I know your butthole isn't bleached. But think of the the depth of that? No, no, no, not my butthole, but you know, they don't actually use bleach. Oh, yeah Yeah, no, I okay Why would you know that?

Well, here's I don't think you know, I actually had no idea I thought they were using his Clorox. He thought you could go to the I thought you go to the cleaning section and bleach your butthole. It turns out you're not, they're painting it, right? How does it even work? Wait, why do they bleach your butthole to make it look? A little pinker. More aesthetically pleasing. Let me get to the depth of this question.

Think about it. Get to the depth of this asshole. When you, think about it. That means somebody, whoever asked that question, has gotten a mirror and like... Looked at their butthole. Looked at their butthole for whatever reason. I think that's a high percentage of people.

I know. I would say that's close to 100% of people have seen their own butthole. No. Such a vulnerable thing. Look at your own butthole. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird, so if you have a weird one.

Yeah. But sometimes I thought I had a hemorrhoid, so I had to check. Yeah. But I didn's weird because if you have a weird one. Yeah. But sometimes I thought I had hemorrhoids so I had to check. Yeah. I think apparently it was just my head. You know what? I bet if we did a survey that would probably be the leading cause of looking at your butthole. Well, you also, you've got to, I don't know if people know this, when you get a Brazilian they wax your butthole. Yeah. Yeah. They go, they, you, they- I've had a Brazilian before. The position is quite literally you're on all fours and They like they spread your cheeks and they go wax down your cheeks And they put the paper and then they go and it doesn't hurt at all your butthole doesn't hurt all the wax I What is that like going completely nude and just being like like you're meeting this vulnerable? It's crazy

Is it awkward I did it for BuzzFeed and there were five women in the room filming Oh, they were filming you I was in all his dick bedazzled Full Brazilian. So what do you like to land? Yeah Oh, yeah, it when I when I got my first Brazilian it hurts so bad. It was so funny I I don't think I ever told the story. I was coming to California. It feels weird because you're wearing a hat. This is you have a huge. I know this is very anti my movement. I'm super into bushes. I'd like to make that very clear.

But I was coming to California and I had never like been able to just like, I just wanted to go to the beach and not think about it. And so I was like, OK, I'm going to get a Brazilian before I go to L.A. That's going to be awesome. So I just purely so I could just like swimsuit. Yeah, I was like, I want to swimsuit's gonna be awesome. So I just purely so I could just like swimsuit Yeah, I was like I want to swimsuit all day every day Okay, so I go I go and get a Brazilian and it's my first time getting one and it halfway through it hurts so bad Yeah, that I almost had that I was in like hot sweat cuz I need a break. Yeah

I was told when they did the reason I bled is because I usually shaved my pubis which made the roots more resilient Yeah, and so when they I bled like a stuck pig. Yeah. Oh my Yeah, and it's like it's so painful. I'm like sitting there. I'm like I need a break I almost like wanted to opt out but there's like like I almost want to leave halfway Yeah, it hurts so bad And then I was like I got through it like I said your asshole doesn't hurt at all like there's some parts that don't hurt at all it's like numb no oh it just doesn't hurt it's weird I don't know why compared to your I think you're yeah you just suffered so much tissue oh yeah

yeah your general tissue is very sensitive and so so then I he's like I'm just like please sit there You listen to this young man. So I finish and they give you like a alcohol based like spray. You can say you don't get ingrowns. Oh, ouch. And and it hurts like hell to put on. Yep, but I'm like, that's fine. I'm going to LA in like two days.

Everything will be fine. I get home. It hurts so bad. It was bruised for like a week. Oh, no, like I couldn't even go to them So it all grew back. Yeah, it was all pointless. I had a son I was the jazzled I had gemstones put above my penis and my girlfriend at the time crashed out We did not like it. Really? Yeah, she did you get them removed as a result? Oh, yeah

cutie This episode is coming to a close. We're going to go behind the paywall, but before we do, I have a question for you. What is the obligation that you have tonight that you had to move the podcast to 4 PM? What obligation do I have tonight? Prom YouTube prom. I told you about it last week. Okay. I guess my invite got lost in the mail.

Okay. Oh my God. Okay. You guys act like you would go to something. You like you can invite this stuff all the time. No, I don't. I get invited to nothing. I did not get invited to YouTube prom and I'm a YouTuber.

I'm a bigger YouTube. Why was I not invited to YouTube prom? Don't ask me. Ask your YouTube manager. Wait, you got invited to YouTube prom or Ludwig got invited to YouTube prom. Don't ask me. Ask your YouTube manager. Wait, you got invited to YouTube prom or Ludwig got invited to YouTube prom? Oh, the comment section is going to look spicy this week. You know what? You don't have to listen to him or tolerate him. Who got invited to YouTube prom? I did. You motherfucker. I did. Ludwig is my day. Ludwig wasn't invited to YouTube from, cause him, just like you guys,

turned out all these invitations. You always get to cool things and so you don't get invited again. You only get a few chances in life. Okay, it's not a Nintendo game. You can't just restart it, you bitch. That's why you say yes to things and you appreciate your invites.

Yes. See you behind the Bay wall. All right, well, I do have a girly Pop Nation for you. Oh, you saved what? I saved it. He was too busy talking earlier. So I, you know, I wait for my moment. But I, OK.

What do you mean? We can do yours first. No, I just wish you would put it in the main episode because I love girly Pop Nation. Oh, I don't know. Sometimes it's overpowering. So I know it's not. Judy, last don't know. Sometimes it's overpowering. So I don't know. No, it's not. Judy, last episode, we spent an hour on you cutting onions.

That was not my fault that I was defending myself. I'm sorry, it's fine when you overpower. And for the record, you doubled down. I did, yeah. I'm a white man. This is Trump's America, okay? I'm trying new shit. That is true.

I'm gonna start, yeah, basing my way through fucking Dude, I had a crazy. I had a crazy conversation today with a guy whose parents left Spain because he's like, yeah, we were running from potential fascism and like, Bronco. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, now we're moving back to avoid potential fascism.