Fear& - It's Time For Revolution ft. Lushious Massacr | Fear&

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

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He'll take the remote. That's damning. So we'll be sitting there watching it and he'll pause it and he'll do commentary over the episode while we're watching the episode. We got a-we got a fix your brain. We got a fix your brain. That's private. That's private.

This is the peak hour when they get really horny. Okay. We're going to start with that. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another episode of the Fear and podcast today. We are joined by one of my very favorite people on the planet. Yes. Luscious Massacre.

Fear and I'm very scared. Yeah. Oh, you're scared. Why are you scared? The name. Oh, the fear. Oh. Hello.

Oh, the name. Yeah. Well, Luscious, you just had to silence your cell phone because what happens in the morning, you say? Men. Oh. They love to. hit me up and they want to come over like the they love to come over during the day really the

witching hours of the morning yeah I feel like at night you get the really like the men who are like they have a sex addiction really there's a problem but the ones during the day they're the ones who go to work yes wait the ones during the day are not the ones that have a sex addiction well the ones the ones the early morning are the responsible ones it's they go to work and they take a break Or before they go to work, they come over and, yeah, they're pounding the dolls down. And then they go to work. And then they go to work. I have a trade every Wednesday at 5 p.m. he comes over.

Oh, my God, he's on his schedule. Oh, and he lets me have it. Right after work. And, you know, I never asked too many questions because I don't want to, like, unlock traumas, but I'm pretty sure he probably, he's married. He probably has a wife. Right. He goes right back to the Republican National Convention.

Absolutely. What percentage of it? of the men that the trade do you think have wives? Well, you know, the marriage rates are falling. Birth rates are falling and they're blaming it all on us. Yeah, they are. Baby. They are.

The way you're talking about it, maybe they might be right. No, well, actually, let's put the blame on men because why are they coming to us? Right. Why do we have to service them and take care of them in their needs and their sexual frustrations? They put it on us. We're the ones having to take care of them. And this early in the morning, too.

They're narcissists because then they go to the voting booth and they vote against us. Correct. They do. That's right. Right. But under the guise of nightfall, they come over and they pound the dolls. But they won't protect the dolls. No.

They want to pound the dolls, but they don't want to protect the dolls. No. No, not at all. Oh, my God. Also, can I say, I've been seeing this show and, you know, all the things that you do on social media. And every homosexual, every drag queen, every trans woman who comes on this show is always hitting on Hassan. Yes.

And so just for the sake of balance, I want to say that Hassan, I'm not into Hassan. Okay. He's not my time. I would never sleep with him. I don't want to be with him. I actually, yeah, I'm not bothered. Wow. I just wanted to say that because I feel like everyone wants to sleep with this man.

No, I don't understand it. We do have a clip ready for it. Yeah, we do. We have a clip. Let's bring that up. March, pull that up. Lots of course or you can. And let everybody know that I can't be bothered, honey.

Yeah. Yes. So. I saw this. Speaking of, I don't know, how close I feel to the queer community and the way I speak about these issues, including but now limited to making fun of Austin for being a selfish top. It was brought up by Caleb Heron on the Lost Cultura's podcast. And I am still trying to fill space here so that March can put. I just said it to me.

Please. He's never gotten better at this. The girls, maybe. I told you exactly we're in. Okay, there we go. Here we go. Pops and I definitely posted it. He was.

I have it. I am on it again. I am about to shutter again. I'm just like, testicle. True. You guys on Grindr? I am.

I am on it again. I am about to shudder again. I'm just like, this is. Wait, this may be the wrong clip. Truly. Also, because are you showing face on Yeah. Oh, wait, it is the wrong clip. It is the wrong clip.

So bad. Y'all, they already know the clam. I'm trying to find it. This is how you know that these people are narcissists. They're egotistical. Because all they do is they watch their own videos. They watch their mentions. And to the point where now they even know, wait a minute, this is the wrong clap.

I got it. I got it. I just sent it to you. It's Popstonox. What was it? What was the account? Popstonox. Oh, it was Popstonox.

Oh, it was Popstonox. Oh. What is Popstonox? Is that someone we don't like her? So Austenox is a, is my editor. Is an editor. By the way, can I mention something? Can you scroll down?

No, no, no. That's revealed. Just wait. You're getting ahead of the clap. Sweetie, play the clip. You should get on Switch. That's Hassan's domain. Leave it to Hassan.

We have it to Hassan to be on Twitch, to be talking about politics too much. Leave it to Hassan to be too much. Talking about gay guys too much. I said this when I went on a show. He was talking so freely about game and I said, Hassan, you better fuck a man or hush it up. This is what I'm saying.

And I would say absolutely first in line for that. It is very strange. Oh, deeply. Oh, my goodness. And can I say, I think all these people like coming for Hassan want to fuck him too. Oh, he's handsome. I like him. I like, I like, I don't, I'm telling you all these girls are desperate.

I don't need to fuck him. They come on you and they just want to fuck Hassan. I don't need to fuck him. I would just be first in line if there was an option. Like, if there's going to be a sweepstakes. I think if he wants to keep talking to the Austin, the little gay guy on his podcast. Yeah, the little gay guy. I live.

Pause, pause. For the shade and disrespect. Yeah, he came off as more homophobic than we ever have. Is that irrelevance? The little gay guy. No one cares about his or his opinion. He called me. No one's bothered by him, that little gay man there.

He called me. I love that. The little gay guy. First of all, you're like our side show curiosity. If you only knew, he's probably older than you, bitch. Yeah. Whoa, wait, wait, wait, no, he's not. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, let it be very clear.

I don't know where you guys. So you are the other gay guy. You are the little guy. No, but little is a relative term. I mean, compared to him, everybody's little, for God's sake. I mean, look at him. He's huge. Well, I would just like to go on the record.

I would like to go on the record. I just want to say, I am a drag queen, and I don't want to fuck Hassan. I am not bothered by Hassan. I'm not attracted to Hassan. And there's a lot of people out there that, like, they don't even like Hassan. Right. There's a lot of people. Yeah.

You've had the advantage of getting to know him, so... Yes. That makes him instantly less fuckable. Yes, absolutely. I'm so glad that we're... I will say that we're... Once you get his personality, can I say... I can't wait until this bit is on Republican National Convention Network.

And they're like, Hassan's best friend says he sucks. Why are senators campaigning with him? I'm on Fox News with you in the background, and my family is panicking. Yeah. Speaking of which, I was a little offended when I heard about that because I was like, why am I not on Fox News? You're on, you're on some of them, but hold on. Oh, really? Can you put me on Fox News?

Let's finish this. Let's finish this clip. Has he was talking crazy about gay stuff? No, just like, he'll be like, like, when I went on his show, he was like, he was like, Austin's a selfish top and I was like, let's take a pause. So what do you think that means? Let's take a pause on that. Let's take a pause.

Yeah, you're a real victim. Yeah, you're a real victim. Anyway, so there's one other aspect of this that. But Austin obviously wanted to bring up before March you turn it off. You know, there's something that you're pissed off about with Pop Sanoc. Yes. Part of the reason why I think you didn't even want to mention that he had the original clip. Wait, I would also like to, before we move off this, Las Colterisas better have you on the pod to make good on this.

Me? You. No, no, no, we could have them on the pod. They don't want anything to do with me. They need to have you or it's war. What? They called you our little guys. guy.

No one calls my little gay brother, my little gay guy. They reduced me to nothing to my sexuality. I'm just a little gay guy to that. Yes. That's right. Did you like it a little bit because he said you're little though? She did like that. She absolutely did like it.

You liked it. You were like my body is tea. Well, hold on, but can I say I just gone here a couple of minutes ago when I walked in, first of all, I walked in and I thought it was one of those automatic doors that just closes by itself. Right. And I turned back and I said, oh, the door's over. I have to close the door. Because, honey, one of these magas will come in here and they'll get us.

One of these suicide bombers is probably, they have one in every corner and they're ready to come to get us, honey, the maga. You know they're trying to get us. Number one, that was scary. But the most scariest part was I walked in here and there is, this is a very homosexual home. There is rainbow flags everywhere. Oh, yes. There is rainbow paintings.

There is a lot of performative queerness, honey. The queerness is out here in this home. I'll make a point. Where does that come from? I will speak to this. I will speak to this. Tell me. We were raised in West Hollywood's War and Busom.

Yeah, that's true. We were reared in the culture of homosexuality. Right. Our mentors were. So it comes from a good place. Comes from a great place. Yeah. But I do want to say, as I was driving here, I was thinking,

like, I don't know if y'all agree with this. But I think everyone at this table is queer. Oh, I think I'm so. Because at its core, queerness is someone who was born different and who has no shame and is able to accept their masculinity and their femininity. So I think all of you here are in a sense there's queerness because you're very comfortable with your femininity. Oh, for sure. And the majority of heterosexual men are not. They have a trauma and a deep shame that is ingrained into them where they're very ashamed of their femininity.

Yes. And so I feel like you boys. these breaks, honey. Well, I mean, clearly you're taking dick. And you're sucking dick. I'm not taking dick. Oh, because you're the one. You're the digiver.

Well, I'm not. That's a little toxic. No, no. I would receive it should they offer it up, but they never do. Yeah. We need to unpack that shame. There's a shame with you bottoming. And you're being, being vulnerable.

Like, that's where your, is getting open up. When is the last time they bench you over and they opened your ass out? They never have. Don't you think there's a shame there? There's no shame. There's a shame there. My boyfriend told me, I asked him to top me.

He said, absolutely not, number one. Okay, so you can't find a top. And I said, and I said, do we have any volunteer? Press the number one, if you volunteered to top. There's a top shirt. I asked him. I said, well, what if we brought somebody over to top? And he said, I will leave the room.

Oh. Yeah. So now the bottom is shaming ham. Yeah, I'm getting shamed. For the opportunity. No, I do think that there is a shame around feminine acts, and I think bottoming is seen as a feminine act. And so queer people are ashamed of that.

Although I have been getting better at Giving Head. Oh. Oh, my God. That is a very feminine act, too. Wait, you did. Bullying works. We bullied you. They've been bully me about it.

Last time I had an engagement. And I delivered orally. And I didn't say anything about it. But I got a text message when he was on the way home. He gave you five times. And he literally was like, hey, have you been doing something different? Because that was fantastic. Wow.

And I went. The meatloaf is excellent tonight. I was like, thank you so much. I was like, thank you so much. And I didn't even ask for it. It wasn't like, well, how was it? So what's up? What are you doing?

You're just like using the hand. Just fucking finger in the butt. closing my eyes and was the penis clean yes of course or did it smell like piss a little oh oh what about the ball no it was perfect everything was hell no there's a lot no let me tell you something about homosexuals they love a penis when it's a penis you can you can smell the the the earthiness the balls the piss too let me tell you newsflash if you boys did not know when women go down on you y'all have your dick smell like pee right and it's It smells like balls too.

Like it's a natural scent that you create. Yeah. And that people are naturally attracted to especially homosexuals. They love, you know, a lived in real penis. I don't think they like when the penis is like clean, super clean. In factuary modern penis. No, I prefer. So I think we need to push more.

I think you need to make next time the penis needs to be, it needs to be a little musky. What should I tell them? A night of dancing first. Sir, can you go urinate before I... Yeah, I mean, I'm sure he did, but just make sure maybe he just... He doesn't wipe it off, maybe. I can't do it. I don't know if I can do it.

Well, I mean, I'll FaceTime you next time. Yeah. He says that he never... Will you coach me? He says that? He can coach me to it. Well, listen, I used to suck a lot of penis when I was younger because I was ignorant. And I used to think, I need to please these men so they will like me.

So I was that fat woman who was like, you know that stereotype of like, Oh, big bitches. They know how to suck dick. They're really good in bed because they're fat and they have low self-esteem. And they're desperate. So they're going to go above and beyond for me. So I'm going to be with a fat girl. I've,

I don't, you don't, you never, you never, you never, you never, you never, she will go in and she cleans a play.

You know what I mean? Well, I was that fat girl. I was the, when I was in my 20s, I was a very promiscuous woman and I would, I was the girl who would like, I'm going to give you,

a show. Right. Because I want you to live for me. I want you to enjoy me. And I want to do good for big bitches everywhere. Right. Let me tell you something. I have represented.

I was giving a show. I was a show girl. Because I had to represent for brown big women everywhere. And let me tell you, we have a good reputation out there because men love us. Yeah. Because they know we go in. But now that I'm older, I'm in my 30s now. Now I don't, I don't go down on them.

Oh. I don't do anything that is for their pleasure. I saw something recently where you, the trade had to use the bathroom and you said, I don't let them. When men come over for like, casual hookups, which I know you, y'all boys probably, you know, I understand. I'm sure you've casually hooked up with women before. But I don't let them use my restroom.

There's no running water here. You can't take a shower. There are no amenities. Can you imagine if we during a casual hookup, we're like, I'm not bitch, you can't piss. Bitch, you can't even use the toilet, bitch. We cannot do this. I do it.

But men deserve it. Men deserve it. Because let me tell you, I've paid my dues. So many men have disrespected me. Now I disrespect them first. And they like it too. Oh, but now it's become a kink for them because I would do it to like, I want to get revenge on you. And I'm going to shame you for all of the trauma you put me through bitch.

But now they love it. Now they get off on it. I got like toiletries in there, you know. Oh. You're considerate. Yeah, I know. I went to makeup remover, tampons. I went to your bathroom this morning.

Really? Do you personally go buy the tampons? Yeah. Really? You have walked through the aisles at the drugstore and you buy the tampons for the girls. I bought him on Amazon. It's not. Okay.

I think that's like walk through the aisles personally. Is that less of a, does that make him less of an ally? An ally list. No, I think that's actually kind of sweet. Every man has. I feel like, listen, all the women watching in home right now, they're going to live for him. Now they're going to want to fuck him more. Right?

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where they have to buy a feminine product and they go to buy that feminine product and they grab like three other things to take the onus off of, they'll be like, uh, tampons and a magazine and some gum. You know what? And they're just like, as they're ringing it up, the panic or like with a plan B hits,

I just realized something. Tell me. I have never. purchased a tampon and I had none in my household. Really? That is... That's very toxic. I grew up around a mother who didn't have a uterus. Oh.

And she didn't do the thing. You know, she didn't, they took them straight. That took a turn, right? That took a turn. No, she took it out. After me, they took it out. They took, she had a history of me. It was gone.

You took it. I'm leaving. She was that child that on the way out took the uterus. To be over. You've done it too many times. You just grab the floor paintings. No! And my.

My sister, my sister, I don't. She just wasn't bothered. No, well, I don't, she kind of, she's older than me by 10 years. So I was like 10 years old. She was already out by the time I was like eight. Right. So I don't, I never had any, nobody ever needed one. At least when I was, you know, they're not going to send me to the store.

I was to buy a tampon at eight. Right. So anyway, I just never, I never, I don't even have, you know what, I'm going to change that, but we don't really have many women to come through my house. So what are you going to just go buy some tampons? Well, I mean, what if I have a woman that is performing? Okay, well, you can relate to this. First time you bought condoms.

Very awkward. Honey, gay men don't, they don't really buy condoms anymore. Well, I mean, first time that when you used to be beginners too. Yeah, yeah. Beginners before we discover prem. The girls are on prep and doxy. Are you boys on prep and doxy? No, but I'm in a committed relationship.

Why? I find that very strange that you're not on doxy and palming. I'm in a committed. I don't have sex. I don't have time. He's married to his... Married to the game. I'm married to the game. Yeah, no, but...

Which one of these coffees is also mine. What? The one that he was in front of you is yours. I drank it. Now I want another one. No, motherfucker. I only got you won. It's fine.

Wait, that's a black coffee. He's addicted. What? Big man. A lot of caffeine. You know what? I have something to say. Sure.

I order coffees every single morning I have spent luscious. No less than $250 on coffees. And nobody has ever, ever even offered. Undervalued. They texted me in the group chat and they said,

I'll take a coffee. Baggett. It's what they said, right? They said, you little gay man is what they said. Order us our coffee. I texted the group thread because I intended him to order on the company car. You're the glorified coffee girl here. I am the coffee girl. This is your role in

me last night, like while we were watching Neighbors, which is amazing, by the way. I don't know if you've seen it. Oh, okay. All right. All right. All right. Don't get mad. I met the guy who makes it, too.

I have really funny stories about it. But, yeah. Do you see what you did? Did he recommend you neighbors? Yeah. Have you ever watched not another gay movie? We should make him watch that one. Yeah, I love that.

Oh, my God. That's such a good movie. What I was going to say is last night, Austin reaches out to my team. Right. instead of me directly. Yeah. And I get a text message. I'm on the flight.

I'm flying back into Los Angeles. Austin wants to check in the hotel Hasi. And I was like, sure. The Hossienda. Yeah. The Hossienda, yeah. That's a great one. Thank you.

Austin, in an effort to, I guess, like, make it seem more worthwhile that he's here. Like, make it seem like he's a team player. Coffee order. Not only texted me, no, even bigger than that. He texted me at a time. and he said, hey, want to watch him. And I was like, you know what?

Fuck yeah, let's do it. We don't, the last time I've actually suggested watching something with him, he said, what are you gay? Like, literally. He straight up, he thought it was weird that we would sit on a couch and watch him. I don't know what the reason.

It was, well, it was just a show called Neighbors on HBO. Yeah. So this was a big deal. This was a big deal for our friendship that he, he suggested that, and on top of that. Do you know that I recommended neighbors to he and his? man friend and then his man friend washed with me and he blew me the fuck off

and now he's been out there I needed to go to watching me and he's washing me with me I needed to go to I needed to go to bed because it was late in the night you put on your fucking red mask and you sat around no I know but Hassan goes to bed at like 8 o'clock

it's a lot easier I'm more upset that you're stealing the recommendation okay that's fair it's like a curb your enthusiasm episode you stole my rack? He stole my rack. And it's kind of distasteful now that I realized like he cheated on you. Yes! Like he watched

it with me. Yes. And in my mind, I'm thinking like, Austin, what a brilliant show you can just is. He stole my rack! You're a man of taste. We need to y'all have horrible tastes, first of all. I think you need to watch not another game movie. Please put that on the list. Make him watch it. Not another movie. There's also a sequel.

You're going to like the first one and then watch the second one. Not another another. It is one of the greatest, most unabashedly queer films ever made. It's like not another teen movie, but the gay version. For sure. Y'all need to watch that. I'm,

I have a, a bunch of favorite queer movies. Have you ever seen Hedwig and the Angry Age? Oh, of Hedwig. Yeah. Have you ever seen Hedwig? No. You haven't seen many queer movies, have you?

I, he won't see Rock by your name. I think if you were to look at my portfolio movies that I've seen and then a homophobes, I think it's probably very similar. The home watch is call me by your name. Just for like a minute. Yeah. Zone of interest.

Call me by your name. 10 minutes out. Austin Powers trilogy. Rush hour. Have you seen Rocky Horror? No. Have you seen the birdcage? Yes.

Okay. Birdcage. Call me by your name. My favorite gay movies of all time. Have you seen broke back? The broken bag. You haven't seen it either. I haven't seen it either.

Oh, you need to watch that too. Brokeback's amazing. You need to learn them up. You need to learn them up. You need to. to give them a queer education, but it clearly they have to give it to you. Well, part of me, part of me thinks that like these

movies are designed for people like allies that need to see our lifestyle, right? No, I think they're, yeah, they're there to like represent queer people and tell queer stories, which is why I'm going to watch it. Have you seen moonlight? But let me tell you why he didn't like heated rivalry because the whole time he's watching heated rivalry,

he's like, damn, I can't do this heated rivalry. Oh. Because he's watching it from the sense of like, damn, these gays they're getting me, honey. Yeah, because it's, it comes from a place of like, can I compete with these gays? Oh, my God. Oh, you got it.

The homosexuals are all about vanity. They're very obsessed with the vanity. So I know that in his mind, he's looking at these boys from queer from the heated rivalry show. He's like, damn. I don't know if I can compete there. You just got to call that. No, but is it not? What do you mean?

Am I wrong? Compete in what way? Hockey. Like, you see it. Oh, I can't play hockey. No, I mean. In a gay sense where you're like, damn, these motherfuckers look good, bitch.

And now this is the standard of what these gays are supposed to be giving. I can't stay here. I can't do this. No, no. I feel very confident. You can finally speak your truth about it. I am just six and a half and three quarters is perfectly fine. Wait, no, you could finally speak your truth about the heated rivals.

No, he did robbery. Why didn't you like about it? I didn't dislike it at all. I just have a hard time watching series in general. Just say you didn't think the sex was hot. No, I thought the sex was perfectly fine. I thought the sex was perfectly fine. I thought the sex was great.

I thought the sex was great. I just thought that I loved it every second of it. I just didn't have an opportunity. I just haven't had time to finish it, really. That's really what it's about. I love that. There's no disrespect. I have all the confidence in the world.

Everybody knows that. We're going to have that. We're going to have the heated rivalry boys on when you're not on. Oh, no. One of these days. Because you haven't watched it. Finish your story about us on the couch. Anyway, no.

I mean, the point of the story was we watched Neighbors. It was fantastic. Yeah, it really is. Every single person in the show is Austin. Yeah. Like every single person. No. In what show?

So neighbor, neighbors is a show about neighbor neighborly disputes. Of Austin fighting. Yeah. Neighbors disputes. Talk about like ridiculous, like, ridiculous, like, fights between neighbors, basically. Oh, ridiculous fights. But it's all real.

And it's all Austin. I cannot begin to explain to you how Austin ever was. Can I tell you what it's like watching something with Hassan? Sure. And I observed this while we were watching it, but I didn't want to bring it up because I want to, I want to save it for the podcast. Yeah, drag him. He watches programs on television like he's watching a video with his stream. So he'll take the remote.

That's damning. That's damning. We'll be sitting there watching it, and he'll pause it and he'll do commentary over the episode while we're watching the episode. We got a-we got a fix your right. We got a fix your bread. That's private. That's private. So we're watching it.

It happened once, and he paused to talk about something. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then eventually, and then he lets it go again, and then he does it again. And then I'm like not even responding. I'm just listening to the commentary. Like, I'm watching it. stream. And then I realized,

I was like, this mother mother is commentating over the fucking HBO show. No. You know that's mental illness. You think it's mental illness? It's mental illness. Oh, yeah.

He needs to be pre-programmed. He's streamed so much now. He doesn't even know how to function. Yes. In a private setting. Clock it. It's mental. I would be concerned.

I enjoyed it. Call the doctor, baby. I enjoyed it. Call somebody. I thought it was cute. I thought it was cute. Oh my god. I thought it was cute.

I thought it was cute. I thought it was cute. I was like, I'm on the couch with fucking a son, Piker. I mean, come on. There we go. All right, listen, there's one more story that we have to get to. Yeah, I get to. Sure.

No politics. Not on some politics shit here, obviously, but like last three weeks, there's been a lot going on in the world. But the American media has been predisposed with little old me for some weird reason. And the final culmination. point of all of this the aftermath of the Michigan rally that I did with Dr. Abdul al-Said. He's running for Senate. He's a brilliant guy was, I think,

Laura Lumer, who is who looks like Jigsaw, who is like Donald Trump's, one of Donald Trump's like hatching people. Can I say I love that we were just talking about balls and piss and now we're doing politics. You get everything. It's not a little bit of everything up in here. We need to march, you pull up my

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com slash fear. Did she come for you personally? Oh, she's been coming for me. Non-Stockx. She's coming from Islamic terrorists, all the stuff. But basically, we flew back in on like a fucking 6am flight from Detroit, Michigan. Not exclusive. And she's acting like Perez Helltend.

And we were trying to sleep on the flight, right? So Laura Lumer says, exclusive pigs. Can you zoom in a little bit? I can't read it. Not a source sent me these photos. Yeah, a source sent me these photos. It was a random brick on the plane. And his assistant.

Who you know is in the cult. Wearing pro-socialist clothing while sleeping in first-glass seats. Yeah, on a Delta flight today from Detroit, Michigan, L.A.X Airport. This is what we call campaigning. Socialism. Piker was flying back from Michigan. Today where he just campaigned with jihadist, Michigan Democrat, U.S. Senate candidate, Abloh, say, anti-billionaire

Socialist Club, they save from their first got to seize. So, first of all, I mean, I quote retweeted it and I said, like, look at us living the lap of luxury. Because this is, you know, it's insanely creepy. A domestic flight from Michigan to California.

When you think of like billionaires. It's fly Emirates, probably. When you think a billionaire is flying high, you think of a fucking four-hour flight? Grand Rapids to L.AX. I do think, just so you can combat the criticism, maybe you should just start taking the bus. Yeah, I should take them right now.

You know, they're like $40 tickets. Yeah. You know, you can. There's a lot of good trade on those buses. It can be fine to just like, you know, disconnect for a 30-hour drive on the bus. You know? Yeah, I travel maybe a little bit much for that. I feel like logistically, it just wouldn't work.

Well, I mean, you could start. It would be too difficult on you. It would take a toll. Well, it would, I think it would be impossible for me to be in all of these different places. You could stream on the bus. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that'd be great. Can you pull the photo up again?

I think just for the sake of principle, just can you start asking for seat 47B in the back? Yeah, yeah. The one in the middle seat in the back of the flight of the plane. Yeah, I don't fit in those seats anyway, but it's like crazy. It's crazy because like this doesn't, this is like a normal flight. I don't think anyone's going to look at this and be like, wow, this is fucking this is shit. When I saw this photo, I couldn't help but notice that if I was there, this wouldn't have happened.

Okay, why? Because I would have been sitting in first class. Number one, I'd be on an aisle seat, right? Be on an aisle seat. We were both on an aisle seat. Yeah, but you weren't. But the thing is, is you two are not attentive. They don't know what's happening around them.

Excuse me. They were asleep. Excuse me. You're maniac? Excuse me. Hold on. Dog, they took creep shots of us while we were sleeping. No, no, I know.

You need situational awareness on the airplane that comes from a flight symbol. and I have that. No, no, no, hold on. It has nothing to do with the flight simulator. Right. But ever since the horrific terror attacks of 9-11, I have always been at a heightened state of awareness, right?

So do you, are you telling me you fly first class so you can be the first one to protect and defend and attack? Yes. That's why I, no, it's not why I fly for, it's very comfortable. But what I was saying, what I was saying is I, I'm always looking. I'm always looking. and seeing what's going on.

So if somebody's mysteriously loitering around the bathroom, what is, what are you doing? Right? Right. So you were the girl who took the picture. No. He was the girl who took the picture. But in all seriousness,

he was the Laura Homer's source. In all seriousness, I'm always curious when somebody gets up like what they're doing, what's their story, I'm a people watcher. I would have watched and I would have seen

nothing would have gotten past me. I would have watched them take the photo that it wouldn't have been slick enough, they wouldn't have been slick enough to get past me. Nobody can take a photo without not showing any body language that they're taking a photo.

And I would have seen it. No. But some people do sleep on the plane. Yeah, that's true. I slept because I'm an idiot. I'm not trying to prevent 9-11s from happening. But I do have a 9-11 related story with this plane flight as well.

Well, at this point, MAGA is going to label you the terrorist on the plane at this point. No, no, no. That's basically what's been going out, but it's not just MAGA. It's also CNN as well, because there's a lot of people who are pro-Israeli and they've also been coming after me. And I was watching CNN on this morning flight before I fell asleep because it was on my

Instagram story. But it would be Hassanabe updates. They probably re-uploaded it. So what this man has the fan page and he knows all the team. So basically, I'm monitoring the situation. Yeah, I'm mentally ill. I'm monitoring the situation when I'm on this flight because I'm like, you know, the Iran stuff's big deal. got to figure out what's going on.

It's live television on the flight because, you know, living in the lap of luxury. Right. Right. Watching CNN. Dana Bash comes on. She does their whole bit.

All of a sudden, Dana Bash starts talking about the Democratic Party's tent might be too big. There's a controversial far-left streamer Hassan Hassanabi Piker who's famous for saying,

America deserve 9-11. And it's just my face. And it just says, like, the quote, like America deserve 9-11, there's a guy sitting next to me also watching CNN. He points to the

he points to the TV and he points back in me. And he goes, is that, is that you? Were you on the plane? Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm watching to figure out what the fuck's going on in Iran

and all of it. There it is. And then you look at next to him. That next to him also watching. Yeah. Oh my God. And he points to the screen. And he points to me and he goes, is that you? And I go, ha, ha.

No. And he was like, no. But hold on. And he was like, but he looks a lot like you. That's so crazy. And I was like, yeah, it's me. And I had to be like, I'm not a bad person. Well, did you explain to him like, well, it's actually the foreign policy.

No, no, I did get into that later. But like, in that moment, I was like, I hope he doesn't think I did 9-11 and I'm going to do it again. Right. You know what I mean? Because, like, you're kind of half watching CNN, and they're like, oh, this guy was responsible for 9-11. And he's sitting next to you. My brother did study to become a pilot, but he learned how to land also. He learned how to land also.

He knows how to build planes. It's not just about blowing him up. You knew realize it easily. You say, you turn to him and you say, look, we're flying over a lot of flyover states right now, and none of these are big targets. And that's easy. None of these. No! Yeah, yeah.

Let me put your heart at ease. I know they're calling me a terrorized. What are you going to do? I know what are you going to do? But, but Hassan, I do, I do think we need to put Hassan,

like on a little Sunday school. Yeah. We need to teach him how to do his makeup. Yeah. We need to teach him how to, like, put a bra on, put a wig on. Because eventually you're going to have to go into witness protection.

And I think the easiest, most, you know, effective way for you to disappear into the world is to start to cross-dress. I've done that, it worked for that. Who was that man, Byron or Brian? Oh, Brian.

Honey. Well, he didn't. Yeah, he was. The girls are cross-dressing out there. And I feel like we need to teach you the art of cross-stressing so that, you know, if you ever get to a point where the entirety of America hates you, you can just turn into a woman and disappear. Yeah. Because famously, honey, if there's one of people. You can get out.

There's people that America loves. It's women. Yes. Especially, you know. Men who, who's cross-dressing. As women. Do you ever go in full, do you go ever go in full drag on the plane? I'm always out.

I haven't done it on the plane, but I do live a considerate amount of my life as a woman, presenting as a woman during the day. And, you know, I've never, thankfully been disrespected by anybody, like, being rude. But I also know that for the majority, I live, I'm in L.A. And even when I was in Texas, sometimes people are your own worst enemy because you go out. out there and you're thinking, I can't just be myself because someone is going to come from me or disrespect me. I just, I'm not bothered. I go out there. I live my life. And if someone is going to disrespect me, trust me, honey, I will disrespect you back. I've, you're right. When you, when you, when I first met you, I'm out of the streets. It took me months to meet you out of. Yeah, I'm always a woman.

You always a woman. During the day, I present as a woman. And then at night, I present as a man, which is crazy. But you present as a man, but I still feel your. But sometimes I feel you all right. I feel your womanly energy. Yeah. Like, well, I'm a very feminine creature in both states, but I do, I, I know the art of male presentation and female presentation.

And I think we need to teach us on how to, how to, how to, how to, how to, how to, how to stress. I've tried, I've tried, as you've seen, probably. But we need to teach you how to so you can do it on your own. So there's states where you can just get dolled up and just go outside. Uh-huh. Austin, Austin, before, before we move off of this, I wanted something that I wanted to. Uh-oh. ask Austin's advice on

particular. I already mentioned it's to Will, but that was a Delta flight. Yes. And I'm a Delta platinum medallion member. And I'm thinking what is the best way that I can communicate to Delta that I no longer feel safe on their flights and that

I would like to get comped first class forever? Well, that, first of all, that's a huge ask. Also, Delta's not bothered by you, baby. Well, I'm a platinum medallion member. I'm a loyal customer. When we're getting scandal, they thank him. They thank me a little harder because of the diamonds. Yeah, right.

That's why I'm asking you for advice. We want to talk about socialism. Get rid of all the diamond class, platinum status, all the privileges, all the VIP. That's what I'm talking about. Every bitch sits in the back of the plane so that we can stop having these issues because let me tell you something. He's off the boat now. Him be diamond platus elite status.

I'm bitter about it. I don't have any of those things. Well, like I could. I travel quite a bit. How do I white hat carrying this into it? Look, I'll be honest with you. You don't have a lot of leverage because you don't know who took the photo, right? And then if it was the flight attendant, then we're getting into some weird territory

because then you could lose somebody their job and we're not trying to do that even if they are taking. Even if they're working with a right-wing psychopath? Well, but the only way that that works is if you had a photo of them. That's why if I was there, I would have had a photo of them taking a photo. And then it would have been like Laura would have posted the photos and that I would have quote-tweeted it with the photos. You got to take awesome. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

I would have done it. If you would have that photo, then you could, then it would. can become a huge deal. Austin is the one who paid the flight attendant to take the photo to send of the Laura Lumer so he can suggest being on the next flight. Right. Because he wants to be on the college tour. How badly would you want to open for me? The college tour? Oh, are you kidding me? I would love. Threaten her with a good time. I'm telling you, I can't say no to getting in front of a crowd. I can't say no. It is fierce. But the problem is I'd have to resist to not make it about me. Right? Because I'd probably make it a little bit about me. Of course. I'd probably do a

little show. Like, hey, we're here for social. Like, what are you talking about? You're like, I'm just, you know, telling you about Portland, Oregon in my day. But I'm telling you, my intro for you would be more exciting than your, whatever you. That's crazy. I'm just kidding. I'm joking.

Come on. Can't we just have fun? I did realize, like, public speaking, obviously is like a very different beast because the first place we went to Michigan State University, big room, you know, 400, 600 people. and I speak for 10 minutes before Summer Lee comes on. Summer Lee is a congresswoman from Pennsylvania. Yep. From Pittsburgh specifically.

So I do my speech and there's a lot of applause breaks and I'm like, oh, it's pretty good. Right. But the energy was kind of, you know, it was kind of, you know, normal. Summer League comes on and she just starts, ballastic. Like she was an incredibly gifted orator. And she brought the intensity. She plays the hits too. Yeah. And she hit every line and bar for bar. She just, it was, it was flowing so perfectly. And I was like, damn, I just got speech mugged. I just got destroyed.

Can we talk about this going back to the world of the politics? Because you're talking about public speaking and you're going on these stages with thousands of people that are. Do you ever have a fear that someone, like one of these crazy right wing nut jobs will try to harm you? Like, is that something that ever goes through your mind? No, I don't think about that at all. But that's like something I can't really factor into my day-to-day existence because if I did, I wouldn't be able to do what I'm doing. So there's always an ever-present threat no matter what I do, no matter where I go. But I just don't even think about it at all because at the end of the day, you know, whatever happens happens. Roll the dice. I've thought about it as like, you know, I'm a drag queen. I'm, I like, I talk about politics.

and I do speeches and I go out there and I'm in public. And I think about, oh, my God, like, am I positioning myself so that one day, one of these crazy people who doesn't understand where I'm coming from, they go out there and they try to, you know, like, it ends up where they can cause us harm. That's really scary. Because we live in a time where these people, there is a lot of wellness coupled, with hate, coupled with, you know, these Laura Loomers, these crazy people that are out there, you know, they're painting the, someone who has a different opinion, someone who has different values, different morals, we see the world a different way. And they do, there is a possibility where these

people are, they hate us so much that they would try to harm us. Yeah, well, I got, I got a body man. His name is March. Yeah. You know, beloved cameraman. Poor March. We always joke that if he gets taken out, there will be a very nice caption that says Hassan Piker was held down in an absolute torrent of bullets and also taken with him was beloved cameraman. I will say that. It's not true.

He was on. He was mentioned in the New York Times. Oh, right. Beloved a government? No, they called him a shaggy-haired assistant or a camera man. No, shaggy-haired Cam-O-Maricio. They all named him. Wow.

Full name. Yeah. Yeah. I will say to finish my point of what I was saying is I do have that fear that someone could do something or disrespect me or try to harm me. But I don't care. I still have to use my voice. Even if it means one day that they would try to take my life away from me, we have to use our voice. We have to speak because we cannot allow them to make.

make us feel afraid and to make us feel like we can't fight for the things that we believe in. Because they're trying to get us to that point. Yeah, of course. Where they want us to be so afraid that we won't literally speak. I think what helps me with it is if you're not outspoken and you don't present that risk to yourself, there's a thousand other young people that will face that risk just for existing the way they are that don't have a platform. So every time you choose not to put yourself in the line of, you know, harm's way to make the world a better place, that bad world could negatively impact a lot of young people that are just existing. So if you're not willing to face that danger, then why would you put those children in danger or those young people in danger just for existing the way?

You know what it is also? Autism helps. Oh, right, right. Yeah. Because like, and autism speaks. Yeah. Autism. Okay. Yeah. Autism. And autism exists. Autism definitely, it definitely helps in my experience because I just don't even think about that stuff at all. I'm just like, this is wrong. I have to talk about how wrong this is. And I just stay the chorus. And people are like, why are you always talking about that? I'm like, because it's wrong and we have to fix it. So that's been my superpower. What about the revolution? Do you think we're going to get to a point where we're going to have to just revolt? Hello, ladies and gentlemen. This is an ad. But I'll tell you something true. As I get older, I can't have a drop of alcohol without feeling a little run down the next day.

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ordinary Americans, right? Like, they were, when people were dying. So we're not there yet. We just have regular poverty. It's really fucked up. And it's everywhere. 700,000 people are sleeping outside

and the wealthiest nation on earth is unacceptable. But it's kind of almost routine. It's routine and people don't really think about it. And until you got like Barbara's Devere's regular people that are starting to feel the pain and no longer able to get the food to feed their children.

Until that happens, I don't think Americans are going to rise up in a violent way. I think we, you know, a lot of feelings that are being missed is like right now we are living in a society where there is a lot of immigrants and Latinos that are literally

in concentration camps. Yeah. And so maybe the average American who doesn't have to, like they don't have any connection to that are not feeling. the rage, but immigrants, Latinos right now in this country, are angry. They're angry and we are upset that everything is business as usual when there are hundreds

of thousands of brown people in concentration camps around this country and there's no one really doing anything about it. There is no one really protesting it. There's no one. I saw that video where they were like they try to take down the gate and then they just stood there. And I think that's the beginning stages of it, but there will be a day where we will bring down the gate, and we will cross that gate, because we are not going to allow you to continue to disrespect us and treat us like we're not human beings who have contributed to this country, who have been a part of this society, a part of what makes this society beautiful, too. America would not be America without all of the Latinos, the immigrants, Mexicans,

that have come to this country following, you know, chasing the American dream. And now you don't get to say, well, we don't want you here. We don't like you. And we're going to get rid of the birthright citizenship. And we're going to put you in all these concentration camps. And on top of that, all the abuse that are happening in these concentration camps. I saw that there are literal girls and children that are coming out pregnant in these concentration camps. When there are no men in there other than just these ice agents.

So there are so many atrocities and awful things happening. And I do think a reckoning is coming. And I do think people are angry. Yeah. And I do think that a lot of these mega cultists right wing nut jobs are not realizing that, bitch, you are biting off more than you can chew. Because we know what it feels like to be free. And we will be damned if you come and tell us you're going to take away our freedom just because of the color of our skin. bitch, let me tell you something.

When the day comes that you come to my house and you tell me I don't like you and I'm here to take away your freedom, sweetie, we are not going to go quietly into the night. It will not be peaceful. It will not be peaceful. And if the last thing we do, let me tell you something, if you are able to take away our freedoms and take away our rights and destroy the planet, the last thing we will do is we will get revenge. You don't get to just walk away from this and think you're going to go and live

your racist Happily Ever After bitch It's not going to happen sweetheart You need to be careful These people need to be careful Because they are really Out here Literally

disrespecting human beings What they're doing is awful What these motherfuckers are doing It's awful And I just want you to know That there will be awful consequences to Mm-hmm. No, absolutely.

Fuck yeah. Speak on it. I agree. I think there are definitely a lot of Americans who are frustrated. You're right about that. I mean, I've seen it. And it's actually people from all walks of life, too, which is very surprising. Right now I'm obviously a little bit more focused on not only doing the on the ground work as well.

I'm always around, but also trying to elect people that are representative of that rage, that are more responsive to that kind of thing because there's a lot of Democrats that are looking at the situation and going like, okay, these guys want to... Speaking of electing someone, though, last night I played a sold-out show at the Dynasty Typewriter

in support of the candidate. We both love. Yeah, Ray Wong, running for mayor of Los Angeles. I don't understand why you guys didn't film it other than pay wallet for... No, we did. We're releasing it a week after. It's just the paywall is to raise money for Ray because she has the matching thing.

So anybody from L.A. who pays that and gets the campaign match. Yeah, okay. But, yeah, it was awesome. Brenley Mulligan put on a D&D game with some avid D&D people. And myself, it was like first major event like that. And it was awesome. And Ray was inspiring and dope and has a plan for making buses in L.A. free and making nightlife more vibrant and fixing housing.

And she's incredible. She's awesome. Did you know that the price of buses in L.A. only pays for the collection of the price of buses in L.A. Wait, really? Yeah. So if we just made buses free, then it would be the same price? No, it would be cheaper. Yes.

It would be cheaper overall because. And more efficient and faster. Yeah, because there's a, there's the, then why the fun fee collection? 30% more people would use buses over night. Wait, then why the fuck are we paying for buses? Because fuck helping anyone, Austin. Because that's just how, that's how municipalities work. insane.

It costs that's just what the American government is. Yes. But that's insane. You want to know why? I don't even know the exact details. But I promise you, okay,

I'm speculating, but if we were to dig a little bit deeper into this, we would probably find out to be this to be true. There was a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who's related to a guy

who was a consultant. Okay? And at some point, and at some point, that consultant got a fat bag from the municipality, Los Angeles County, and they were like, how do we make this process more efficient?

He got, he collected like a couple million dollars, and he wrote out a fucking map of like how to, to most efficiently eliminate redundancies in the toll collection process in Los Angeles. He got a shit ton of money. He set up that system. I hear that same guy has an

awesome plan to privatize the fire department. Yeah, I mean, exactly. It's always like that. Everything in Los Angeles. This is when they start tuning out, when they start talking about all these, like, details with politics, But I'm just like, what's going on over here? Now we're talking about the bus and the ticket in the flow and the bus lady in her church with. Let's talk about the bus lady on the bus.

Let me tell you something. I see you, little girl, to the bus lady who's driving the bus, who has to deal with all those people on the bus. Oh, yes. Because let's talk about piss and balls on the bus, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. No, 100%.

I mean, I, I, I, I, I. Was the last time you wrote the bus, Austin? Have you ever known the struggle? Have you owned a bus? Have you known? Have you known the. struggle of writing a public system, the public transit. With the kid, the kid who plays bugs.

Oh. Nathan. Oh, you know the school bus. I wrote the school bus. I love the school bus. I love the school bus every day. What's the craziest thing you ever done on the school bus? Did you ever do anything that was just, really?

You were fighting on the school bus? Well, I used to, my mom told me not to bully anybody, and this isn't about Nathan. I love the chat to tell you. No, no, she, she, well, I mean, you know, you don't, you don't come out. You come out as a selfish meaning, yes, of course. So I love that your mother knew my child is selfish and I need to tell him not to bully because if not he will bully the kids at the school. This is a bullier.

Right. So there was this guy, I remember his name. I'm just going to say it. Ross was his name. And he was a bully to me. And my dad also said self-defense. Okay. So if somebody hits you, you hit him back is what he used to tell me.

So you were the gay who could hit them back? Because a lot of the gays are cissies and they can't fight back. No, no, no. I didn't know I was gay at the time. Right. I thought I was straight. I thought I was going to marry a woman. Okay.

But low-key, I was really, I had this crush on this guy named Tanner. He was at the time. Tanner. Tanner, I used to go, and I cried when he left town. He moved to Michigan. Oh, you were heartbroken. I was heartbroken. But I didn't know.

Was it unrequited love? He didn't even know. I didn't even know. But I remember the feeling now when you look back, that feeling was, if I was of age, we would have. It was your first love. It was like that puppy love when you fall in love when you fallen on with someone for the first time. We would have totally. I remember that.

Yeah, it was like, exactly. I can't do that. I know. I can't fall in love with men like that anymore. So this guy named Ross, he was on the bus, and he pissed me off. And so self-defense, I knew I could hit somebody if they hit me, but they had to hit me first. So what I encouraged him to do was hit me. So I was like, you need to hit me. That's a real queen's game.

You need to hit me, right? So I was like, why don't you hit me? Because I can't hit you until you hit me. Until you hit me, right? So he just went like this. Right? Maybe he was the cissy. And so I spit on him.

Oh, damn. You spit on. on him. A flavor of love style. So I I'll never forget it to this day. He was wearing these black, like, pumpkin. Black pants that were like, what's that material that, like, like, a windbreaker, where, is the same

material? Right. And like, vinyl, something like this. And I spit and I remember just seeing it just on his leg. And he beat the shit out of you? No, he just, that was, we were at a stale made. He thought it was fucking crazy. And I don't remember what happened after that, but, wow. Yeah. Spitting. So he got spit on, you.

He did spitting. You were fist fighting. Oh, I beat the ever-loving shit out of people. Hassan, what about you? Did you beat the shit out of people? Did you write the school bus? Oh.

I did everything. Or were you flying first class to school? No, I wrote a school bus. I walked to school. I've been, I've almost gotten killed walking back from school. I have a story about that.

Like where someone. Oh, fuck story about getting kids. Yeah, because there was a, there was a dude that like, tried to stab me to death. Oh, it was a butterfly night. Damn.

Was he like, you're the guy that said America deserved night alone. You see what happens when we don't give people access to the bus? This is like right after. He's a time travel.

Many years from now. Also, why would some Turkish, random Turkish teenager is like really invested in American national security? He's a Turkish American patriot. Yeah.

So I've done that. I love, when I was growing up, there were a lot of restrictions. I come from a fairly affluent background in Turkey. I've talked about this before. My family was like pretty well off, but then also lost all their money by the time I got to college.

But regardless, when I was growing up, my dad was very restrictive. Like, it wouldn't allow me to do certain things. They wouldn't like let me have any sort of freedom. But I lived in two big cities, Istanbul and Ankara. So public transit for me was liberation. I was able to just, like, like, you know, cut school sometimes and maybe get on a bus.

Like so I was able to do so much more and like go to the actual city, city and not the suburbs we lived in. And, and do whatever I wanted to do. And it was so I, I've so much love for, for public transit. When I lived in Chicago,

I took the bus every morning from my shitty apartment to my job at the second city. Oh. So I could work all day in the office. And then I would take tickets. at night and then I would perform and then I would take the bus back. I thought you performed on the bus. I was starting to think about my life and why I've never taken public buses. And the reason is is because I never live near any.

So I was always in an area in which it was not very accessible for me. You were taking the tractor? No. Were you out on the ranch? Well, no, I was just, I would, I would, I would. No, he's a suburb. He's a suburb. I live in the suburbs.

And so we didn't really have city buses. But I did take, in Portland, Oregon, we have some. called the max, which is a train. And I would take the train to the airport. Have you never taken the WeHo Nightlife trolley? Have you taken the wheel of nightlife train? You haven't taken the Wii-O-Nighter. I mean, I've only lived here for six months.

I have the gayest months. She's taking the Uber black. Listen, I will say I am, I am living in a delusion because I don't go to the grocery store anymore. Everything gets delivered to my house. I Uber eats every meal basically at this point. And so I'm becoming like a recluse. I don't leave my house for anything.

Oh, you're balling. You're becoming a baller. I do groceries to the house. Food to the house. The trade comes to the house. Everything to the house. I don't leave my home. Got to the point where I was ordering too many meals on Uber eats.

And then I looked at the total bill for a month. I know it's all your money was going straight to that. Well, I just couldn't. I couldn't justify it. So now my food cost is down to like $10 a day. Wait, what do you eat? How do you do that? How are you doing this?

Will. Will was shaming me for my food budget. Yes. Because I think a lot of us should be shamed for us. Everyone's money is going just to the food. Yeah. All of the money is going to eat them. You also order one a.m.

Acey bowls. I did order one last night again. You order one last night after you at dinner? I'll be honest with you. This was like I had to run a whole operation. Bro, you are, he toots it out. You see? Laura Lumer, do you see that?

I had to wait. Talking about socialism. All these people are doing are ordering to the house. They're not stepping out anywhere. But I do order. They're flying first class. They don't take the bus, bitch. I went to.

Laura Lumer. I was right on the, I was on the couch of the son, and I was like, I really want this. I say, able. And I was like, I had to wait till he went to bed to order it. Yeah, we need to get more responsible about our food costs.

I have, I don't order. When's the last time you made a meal? Anybody here? Oh, no, it's too much work. It's too, number one, it's too expensive. Listen, I've done the, I've done the math. If I go, and I buy the ground beef, and then I buy the hamburger helper. And then all the ingredients and the spices and the things.

And then I have to cook it, which is, why are you wasting my time? And then I have to wash the dish. Right. It's just too much work. I already spent like $40 just to cook my own meal, which I'd rather just go on Uber Eats and have it deliver, and at least I know it's going to taste good. Because you know I'm going to burn the hamburger. Sweetie, at this point, it's easier.

For my piece of mind, listen, we have to pick and choose our battles. I would rather save my energy into, like, focusing on my self-care, you know, if I'm pulling a little trade at the house. Yep. I love that. By the time I'm done with the trade, the food is at the door. Yeah, suggestion. Tell me. Make the trade bring me the food.

Oh, no, they do that too. Trust me. Honey, listen, I make the trade, bring me. some paupers. Bring me like a jack in the box. Bring me something. At least something to get them out of them.

Do you say? Short of escorting, I can go above jack in the box. These men are stressed. They got no money. They got no work. The majority of them are probably have a substance abuse.

They're dealing with some issues. You can't expect me to have them to come over here for a crave case. Honey, I do it for free. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. And we do it for free as well, except for our Patreon episode,

which is behind the pay on. Before we go, let's just, I want you to shout out whatever you got going on. Yes. You have a song. Yes. I have a song coming out very soon. Oh my God. This is, I haven't told anybody.

Nobody knows this. Exclusive. My very first song with Trixie Mattel. Yes. We just, we're, it's coming out, little girls. It's coming out. We even shot the music video already. I'm so excited for that.

Do you have a day? Also, make sure you follow me my YouTube show, which just won a QWERTY. Yes. Dragvestigations. You can find me on YouTube, on Twitter, Instagram, all the things. And if you see me on Grindr, Mind your Business.

Okay. At a Luscious Massacre, L-U-S-H-I-O-U-S-A-C-R. Can you tell us the name of the song? Let's have a Kiki. Oh! We're doing... Let's have a Kiki. Yes, let's have a Kiki.

Lock the doors type. It's a remake. It's a brand-new interpretation. We made it more queer and we made it more with the times. Do you know let's have a kiki? I think the girls are going to like it. Let's have a Kiki. I hope the girls like it.

Let's have a Kiki. I love that song. It's one of my favorites. Right. Me too. Sing a little bit of it? Yeah. You don't know.

Wait, you don't know, let's have a Kiki. Lock the doors tight. No. Lock the doors tight. That's not true. You're wrong.

Girl. And I'm supposed to be homosexual in the room. Who is the original? Let's have a Kiki. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

scissors sisters one of the most iconic queer songs of our time no no the girls are not well this is why we we gave performative this is why we game on you these are the queer and this is the straight man over here oh my god thank you i'm still learning you and hasan were in an ice planet it was just you and hasan right do you think eventually you could convince yourself to we're like We're going to have to have sex with each other. I think he would change his personality to become my spouse. Because on an ice planet, he wouldn't be able to provide for him. Right.

And it would fall on the hunter-catherer. Right. It would fall on need to provide shelter and food and anything that he needed. I do all right. So immediately he would be, he would default into the female specimen on the planet. I don't agree with that. Like an amphibious creature. He would become the woman.

For evolution, he would probably have to evolve his genital.