Fear& - I've Had It w/ This Podcast Again.. | Fear&

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

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Nicotine is an addictive chemical. I could skip, I could fake COVID and skip this wedding. The text message is in front of my face right now. No, no, but, but, but, Jen, I hope you've been defending me. Have you been defending me? Has she been defending me, please, Jan? She's been defending the truth. We are. We've been rolling.

Wait, that's crazy. No, that's a bad intro. Without Austin or lost. Ladies and gentlemen. Wait for him to sit out. Wait for him to sit out. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Fear app podcast.

Today we have a very special episode for you because Austin is not here. Wait, that's right. There's another reason it's special. Yes, and instead of Austin, we have someone who you already know, you have seen all over your timelines up and down one of the leaders of the radical wine mom brigades, all the way from Oklahoma, from the I've Had It podcast, Jennifer Walsh, everybody. Yay.

Thank you for having me. where I did the Twitch earlier. I was a special live Twitcher. Oh, you're on the stream. Yes. Oh, wow. Well, since Qie was taking her sweet-ass time to get here, I was like, well, might as well keep doing the pod.

Keep doing the broadcast. I want to, my gas was on zero and I didn't stop to fill it. So I did try. I know. I feel like that's really tough for you. You're the type of person who getting close to empty on a gas meter. I feel like it could really stress you out. Yeah, because you never know.

when you're going to start being followed. Yeah. No. Okay. You never know. That was your first thought. Yeah. You never know.

So like you're anticipating, I need to have a lot of gas so I can ride them out. Yeah. How often do you think about being followed? Oh, every day. Every day. I feel like if you ever put pen to paper, you could be the next Stephen King. Because you're just drafting horror movies in your mind all day. Or just an autobiography was pretty horrific.

too. Wow. Thank you. Thank you for the lovely introductions. This is cutie Cinderella. She's Mormon. I am ex-Morman. Ex-Morman. I didn't get raptured. Oh my gosh. So when we did, when we were on tour for our podcast, we went to Salt Lake City and we had a VIP greeting. Everybody that came through, Pumps and I would say, are you a Mormon? They all said ex-Mormon. One was an ex-Mormon emergency room nurse. Wow. And she said that the kids would come in from BYU. and they would have STD in the creases like here in the armpit and behind because they were

they were fucking creases and then to avoid having vaginal sex it's called ATMing what what is the ATN like swiping a debit card if there's a that you get ATM no I didn't get ATM no I didn't get ATM oh yeah no no come on no no no no no no she didn't ATM she did the real deal and said if we went to first base second base she would say Did we ATM? Did you ATM? No, I never ATM. Did you know friends? I know people at She was a harlot. Okay, what? I was not harlot. She was a hussey. Is it just elbows?

Well, some people like doing butt crack ATMing. Okay, that's like you're halfway in at that. Yeah, I know. God is, Joseph Smith is not looking fondly at that, okay? I'm just saying, he's looking up. Shout out Lindsay, shout out Anthony. When he was in Miami,

ATM was also a sex act, but it was very different. Wait, what was it? I don't even know. Asked him out. Oh, asked the mouth. I was like, Mark took off his head. Oh, no. Okay, good start.

Good start. We got a strong start here. Okay, so you already brought it up, but obviously this past week, we were supposed to, we were looking for something. We were waiting for something as many of us evangelical Christians, Protestants, God-fearing Christians, knew that the rapture was supposed to happen. And yet, for some weird reason, it didn't happen. I was disappointed. Can I tell you? Marsha and I got raptured.

Uh-huh. We got rapture. We were in San Francisco. Uh-huh. I think you were on... I think you were on... No, no, no. 31st floor of a hotel and a magnitude 5 earthquake hit San Francisco.

Oh, God. The biggest one in years. Like, right where we were at, basically. So I'm laying in a bed. I may or may not have been on a lot of drugs. Ooh, that's a good time. May or may or not have been. And all of a sudden, the building was like this.

And I was like, oh, oh! It was terrifying. How long did it last? Like seven seconds. That's enough. And it's like the ominous voice. Like, do you know what I mean when like everything is moving?

So there's just like deep guttural voice that you hear. It always freaks me out where it's like, yeah, like the building moving. I've never called it a voice. It just sounds like it. It's like a noise that you would not expect in, in your day to day experience.

It was very scary. It did something else. what i wanted to reward your newfound interest in football i love football and so i bought you assigned oh no george kittle jersey i love george kittle i knew you would and you don't want to know the significance is this when i find out he's like a pedophile no do you want to know the significance between behind george kittle jersey yes okay i may or may not have been on drugs when i placed a bid in a silent auction and wrote my bid on the George Kittle jersey, which was next to the Kelsey Jersey.

Travis Kelsey? Yes, so I won the wrong jersey. You almost got me at Travis Kelsey jersey. So now you're the proud owner of a George Kettle jersey. Who does he even play for? San Francisco 49ers. Oh, my God. Wow.

I'm thrilled. Okay. All right. I was told it was the thought that counts. Not for me. Speaking of the thought that counts, will your birthday present, aside from the comic in Turkish the Batman comic

finally came in there you go goodness yeah his birthday was last week but he hates birthdays thank you for wrapping it so he was really sad

I wrapped it really tight but now he's a little happier because he likes presents arrows I think I'm also a manic depressive and I think well not you think you are

hear me that give it get up it over sometimes I just need to yes I think there's Oh, it's, okay. Oh, you reflex it on me. Damn.

Yeah. Son of my horse. No. She's panicking. There's a, there's like, oh, those are drugs. Neverline. What? Those are drugs I gave you for your last birthday.

Thank you. And they're still there, Austin show. In the meantime, Will, I got you. Oh, that's nice. Wait, is that mine? No, no. Thank you. Now, I actually, I actually did get this for him.

It's in the present. I just brought him. I just brought him. So many questions. In case you don't know, show it's... That is Morgan from dark stockers, but it's also a Taco Bell,

Mountain Dew, Baja Blast. These are my two favorite things. Yeah, I know. That's why I got it for you. How did this happen? Is that custom? Just to accept it. No, what's the story behind this?

I just knew that you'd fuck with it, so I got it for you. How did you get it? Where? Don't worry about it. You got it at anime expo. I have so many... I did not get any of it.

Well, I really made a lot of progress with this. Oh, thank you so much. There you go. Okay, I'm excited to see what this is. It's from Japan, so that's how you know it's good. But that's the reason why it took a long time to get here. Okay. Yeah, I hear it's not close.

Damn. Yeah, what is happening? I'm in a room full of liberals, no one has a knife. I had one in the... No, you don't. Don't try and act cold. I was opening my... You don't even have one in the house.

No, that's a charming kitty. Hello kitty. He has a lobooboo. Okay. And he has a bear. Okay. And Austin doesn't get one because we're homophobic. Put it down.

You got spit on it. Otherwise, we fight. Yeah, in Turkish culture, you're not supposed to hand. I've known you for so long. I know the Turkish custom. Yeah. When you're not supposed to ever hand a knife to another person. A declaration.

Or else you fight. That's awesome. I'm going to start handing you knives. So how did you guys spend your rapture? Not swaying in a. Hi rise I assume Oh Well I got raptured but the vibes were like not it so I came back. Oh, you came back? Yeah

Yeah, I don't really like heights so I just came on back You know it was nice There you go In honor of our We always have a gift giving collaborative Is that Revolver awesome? Ossolot? Wow. You really are hitting on all the nerds still in the news right now.

Are we, so are we doing the collaborative thing? Yes. I don't know. Okay. We're doing a collaboration stream where we're going to be playing Metal Gear Solid 3. That is very cool. But this is Will's favorite character from his not favorite sequence in the franchise because... I mean, I love this game, but this is, yeah, this is kind of his mid-years. Yeah, not his best. No. I think three is probably his best.

Young Ocelot? This is a character. Yeah. Okay. We're going to move on. No more gifts. Right. Rapture.

Well, how did you get raptured? No, I didn't get raptured. You know, when I was in eighth grade, I was a Brink Bobcat cheerleader in Moore, Oklahoma. And I went to school with all these Bible thumbers. My mother was an apologetic atheist, raised me as such. And all of my friends said, tonight, Nostradamus predicted that the rapture

coming and I'm going to be doing a toe touch and I'm going to have my pom-poms and they're just going to drop to the ground and blah, blah, blah. They had a plan. No, they had the whole plan. Of course. No, Codamas was pretty accurate. The Bobcats went through. We won the football game. Jesus never came.

At least you guys won, though. Jesus used up all his juice on that scoreboard. He made sure the Bobcats won so he didn't have enough power left for the rapture. That's probably what happened. That's probably what happened. Yeah. Yeah. I got acquainted with evangelical Christianity

very quickly when I found out that there was a concept called rapture talk where people were actually discussing what they would do and I saw people

that were selling their cars I saw someone that was selling their house on Facebook marketplace Wow What are they going to do with the money?

Well, I don't even fully understand that either. True. Maybe leave it to your relatives who aren't raptured. A lot of people were doing that but isn't that kind of a dis where you're like

you're going to hell? Yeah. So here you can have my fucking house. Well, there was this guy on like the, am I overreacting Reddit that I, that's what I read in my spare time. I need new hobbies. I know. It's the thing.

But he was like, I don't know what to do because my aunt gave me 40K because she's getting raptured tomorrow and she gave me 40K in cash and said that I'll need it to survive down here. And he's like, I don't want to give it back. No. The rapture happens.

Like, what do I do? Wait, what do you just literally tell your aunt that you're, you knew that I was a devil worship her. I wasn't going to get rapture. the fuck do you think was going on? You know, I think you can just pull the classic rapture technique, which is...

He pretends to get raptured? He should have... He becomes closed? Yes. Oh, my God. It comes back. It's just closed. Gently laid.

Yes. You just send a really snarky text to your aunt who left you 40K. Like, I'll see you in heaven. Do Mormons have the rapture? They have a second coming where Jesus comes back and he resurrects you from the grave. Oh, is not. zombie rapture. Yeah.

So that's why, that's why Mormons don't get. Like a zombie rapture. Mormons don't get cremated because you have to be able to be resurrected from the grave. Oh. Yeah.

And it was actually really, when my mom died, there's some weird, there's some weird Mormon shit. Like, I remember, they do this thing where you have to be buried in your temple clothes.

That way when you get, the panties? No, it's, so yes, the panties, but also you have to, these all white garbs, they're really ugly.

Like, they're really fucking, like my mom did not die and, No, no, God, no. She did not die in style. Oh, these are the magic garbs that if someone cuts them, you're... No, no, no, those are the underwear, but that's the garment, right?

That's not even temple clothes, no. Search temple clothes. Oh, that girl. Actually, Mormon temple clothes. See what the green cloth to represent Eve? Yep, right there. Uh-huh. Wait, oh, let's watch the TikTok.

Let's watch TikTok. She is exposing. She's going to get excommunicated. The Mormon temple clothing explained in 60 seconds. When you go through the Mormon temple, wait, can we go back to the time? Wait, this is actually really helpful for you. Oh, no.

She's going to explain it. Let's watch. Okay. And tokens of how to get into heaven. Yes. You begin the ceremony dressed entirely in white. Throughout this ceremony, you learned about Adam and Eve, and you also make promises and covenants with God. Mormons believe that this is basically as important as baptism.

These are known as the robes of the priesthood. You did this. No, I didn't make it this far. Okay, pause. The garment given to Adam. Fig leaf apron. Way more sheen than I expected. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like plastic. It's a little, tone-on-ton damas. Yeah. It's like a little peacock feathery, too. They charge 60 bucks for it. You got to pay a dollar.

We're a spirit of Halloween. Eve, like, green. So the temple clothes are standardized. Yeah, so you do get, you get buried in your temple clothes. This is the most disappointed I've ever been with Mormons. That's crazy. No, this is like, I heard about what they did with Adolf Hitler, and this is more disappointing.

When you get your, when you go through the temple to get your endowments, you also learn secret handshakes to get you into heaven. Do you know what they are? I do know them. Can you show? I love that idea that St. Peter is up there. You guys don't deserve it. And you go up there and you're like, St. Peter, he's like, you lived a pious life. Bring it in.

I'm not, I don't even want to kind of show you. No. No, okay. Get your house. I went through hell to learn those handshakes. He cracked the code. They're mine. She's afraid of she's, even doing a handshake.

I won't do the handshakes. Oh my gosh. She's clasping herself right now. I cannot know. Because what if I show you and then imagine Mormon Jesus is real and then I don't get to go because I showed you the fucking handshakes. I'm going to keep it a buck 50. He's not going to take you.

Yeah. Mormon Jesus is real. You're already fried. I'm going to at least the telrestrial kingdom because I haven't denied God. Husbands. No, that you can go to Lestrel, no husbands. Gay husband. Bull.

Also, not a Mormon. Gay husband and not a Mormon. Well, yeah, so you get... Also, you gave your niece soda. Well, thou shalt not imbibe hot beverages. Dude. That is part of the book. It wasn't hot.

Heavenly father. No, hot, heavy beverages refers to any beverage with caffeine as heavenly father dictates. However, that's words of wisdom, not in the Bible. Word of Wisdom was brought to by Gordon B. Hinkley, so I was later. She just destroyed you. I got Julian and Mormonism because of under the banner of heaven, which I told you. Oh my God, that's so good. So good.

You watched it? Yes. It's incredible. What's under the banner of heaven? Hey, cutie. What? Guess what? What?

I'm going to a Patriots game this weekend at. Where? Jolette Stadium. Wow. I'm here too. What? I would like to also go to the Patriots game. game at Gillette Stadium.

Anyway, I'm buying I love Boston. I'm buying tickets right now. Wow. I'm choosing because I have tomorrow available to hang out by myself and not with him. I'd like to make that very clear. And so what I did is I went on my seat geek app right here. And I'm checking.

And guess who's playing tomorrow? Who? Jerry freaking Seinfeld. Seinfeld? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Jerry. I beep off and in Scaden and he's losing it. But maybe I don't want to see Jerry. Look who else. No, you don't want to see Jerry.

Les Miserables. I could see Le Miserables. That's good. That's a good thing to see. Freaking Tate McCray. Cudy, it was so hard for me to get my dang Patriots tickets. And you're making this look so easy. It is so freaking easy because I'm on Seat Geek.

Wow. What was I waiting for? I need to take out my phone. I need to open the Seat Geek app and I need to add code Fear 10 to my account to make sure that I get 10% off my next. set of tickets. That's awesome. Code Fear 10 for 10% off any tickets on seat geek. For us. Hey, cutie, we're going to lay miss. It's a true story about a murder that happened like that is related to the Mormon church. I did an ad for it. What? You did one? What is that mean? It came out on

Hulu, right? Yeah, you didn't add. Yeah, I did. I watched it. I watched the the trailer for it on my stream. They gave me so much money for it. That show was so good. Yeah, the ad was crazy. You're getting that money and not me. It's also crazy that this is a better ad that we're doing for free than probably the half-assed read you did. No, I didn't even have to do a read. I just had to react to the one minute and 30-second ad. It was probably the most money I made in one minute and 30 seconds in my life. Wow, what the hell? Yeah. Shouts out Mormons. Yeah, it's so good. That is so good. Okay, now I got to watch that. No, it's awesome. Good. Download it for your trip.

But I don't know, I don't know what it is. They'll have to be a Mormon in the comments that corrects me because there's always one. There's always one that's like, cutie, you don't remember right. Yeah, I don't remember right. Okay. I was brainwashed. You forget stuff. Anyway, when my mom died, they like, they do all the family in a room, right?

And we had to put a veil over her face. So then when she sees God, she can't look directly at him or something like that. When she gets resurrected. Oh. Yeah. He'll turn her. Are they embalmed? Did they do the embalmed?

Yeah, they do. Okay. And I have a thing with dead bodies. Yeah. Really? Megapalia. No. No, no, no.

That's okay. Where I don't like to look at it. If someone in my life has died, I don't want to have my last burned image of them. And so I had refused to look at my mother until then. And then the freaking Mormons, I'm like, this is the last nail in the coffin, quite literally. I haven't been, I have left the church at this point. in a few years and they're like okay

the daughters have to come put the veil on and so I'm like are you fucking kidding me like oh my god so you're just like not looking and you're trying to put the veil on my sister my sister's like we're sobbing

right my and I'm like sobbing and I'm trying to put this veil on and I have to like look at my and I was like fuck yourselves and so I just want to say to the Mormons fuck yourselves for making me put that veil on my dead mom I uh but if she gets resurrected

then she will look kind of so is it is dead a holding place until the second coming or technically no you go to your kingdom and then you come back i don't really understand it like a planet like yeah yeah you get your planet with your first husband what is it called like clay bob or that's only if you go to the celestial kingdom yeah wait and you need and depending on who you believe which latter day saint you're into depending on how many wives you have i don't know i think i don't

know if my mom would go to celestial because technically her second marriage wasn't in the temple So she'll be a little hove for that I actually goofed at a Wedding with a corpse What do you goof? I goofed you said at a wedding No sorry not a wedding Okay

What is goofing mean? I goofed I made a uh-oh I bumbled it What did you explain what you're saying I had a lot of people die in my life Yeah, so I was used to the dead body I was in there dapping them up St. Peter style That's crazy

And it was one of my dad's friends. Okay. And so I was, you know, I was kind of like very familiar with it. And a younger person who was like 14, 15 came up to me and was like, is the dead body in that room? Yeah. It's like, yeah, go say whatever. Like go make your peace. Yeah.

Go make your piece. You can talk to him, whatever. Apparently the kid had never seen a dead body before. and it, like, traumatized him. Yeah. And he started, like, crying and, like, ran out. And his parents were like, no, we weren't going to let him see the body. And I had, like, tacitly given him permission because I thought, I mean, he's 15.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've ruined this kid. That's fair. I goofed it. Yeah. Okay. When you said you goofed, I thought you, like, dabbed it up and then the corpse fell or something. No.

Oh, God. Like, I thought you, like, move the body. Have you guys, okay, there's, like, phenomenal traditions. all around the world, but, like, one of my favorites is, like, when they, when they prop them up. Jazz Funeral! Yeah. I've been saying this forever. I want a jazz funeral.

Look it up. No, I'm not looking at it. You've never seen a jazz funeral? No. Oh, you're about to get, mind blown. A jazz funeral? You should get used to it because when I die, you're one of the pallbearers. No, I'm not.

That is the most evil thing you do to me. No, you have to literally move his arms. I don't have a brass band playing duck pants. Do you want to be buried or cremated? I don't really care. Frozen. frozen. I do me too. I want that too. I want to be frozen. You want to know why? Because even if there's a chance that I can be thought out in like the distant future, just to see it

for a second. Just to see faster than like travel. Dude, that's literally the same principle. Android sex machines. All of it. I just want to experience it. Hey, you fixed your zit on your face. Oh yeah. That's right. We're going to talk about that. Austin's not here. I'm looking up crazy. funeral. He had a big ass did on his face. You missed it. Just the first one. I'm not looking. Yeah, that's fine. Because I don't know if it's jazz. So this is, no, it is more bad. I, I reject this negative energy. So New Orleans has a very unique way of doing funerals where they'll have the pallbearers carry a corpse through a street and they'll, they'll play jazz music here. Get to the middle of it. Get to when they're really riffing on it. Oh, yeah.

I think this is a demonstration. Yeah, there's a concept called extreme embalming where they will put deceased individuals in lifelike and sometimes bizarre positions to celebrate their personality or hobbies. We'll do one last stream for Hassan. We just turn the camera out as

mummified corpse. Ew. Yeah, I mean, embalming was a big socialist practice. Real shit, if I played enough 30-day fiancé, I think you'd have pretty good viewership. 30-day fiancé. Yeah. What do you mean?

Like on your your mummification stream. If you were just mummified with the right reality TV playing in the background. That's what we got to do. Yeah. This is my fault for bringing up dead moms. But yeah, extreme embalming is, I mean, embalming is a practice that like virtually all social states did. They got Lenin. Ho Chi Minh was embalmed.

But like, I think Mao as well, if I'm not saying again. So frozen, frozen buried. I don't know. Don't talk to me about it. How do you want? be cremated. Cremated. Why is that?

I just, I, I think it's clean. It's clean. It's over. Where do they dust you? I, you know, I don't really, I don't really know if I want them to divide me up or just go, like, put me in the ocean. Cut you up and snort you. You know, you had a really cool answer. We had Neil deGrasse Tyson on the pod.

Yeah. And I asked him what he wanted. And he said he wants to be buried. Why are you asking people that? Because I'm sick. Okay. I like it. There's a good question to ask.

Yeah, right. So he said he wants to be buried with nothing, like completely naked in the earth, no embalming, nothing happened. He wants the worms to just come eat him. And then the cycle of life just grow out of that because that's just the way it's supposed to be. Sure. No burning, no, no wrapped in a bag, nothing, just buried in the ground and let the earth do its thing. And then he's just a part of the cycle of life.

Right, exactly. I thought that was pretty cool. But I don't think I want that, even though I won't know it. I don't like the thought of that Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna have like a tree That is Over your body

It's gonna be you And then a dog's gonna come and like piss on it Yeah You know what if you're stuck as a tree And you can feel everything You're like Oh you're like trying to communicate with people You're like what the fuck

Think about that Thank cutie What if you were a tree? If your foot goes asleep And you cut off circulation Does your blood pull and then you get blood clots? Yeah, you get gangrene and you die. I heard that's how Elvis died.

No, he died on the toilet. I know that one. Yeah, he was sitting and his legs went to sleep. Wait, actually? Let's talk. I want to hear, let's talk about Austin not being here. Okay. So, yes.

So I have a big cystic acne on the side of my face. Yeah, it's ugly as hell. And everyone was talking about it. And then the second one grew, and I've had it for like a year and a half. It's crazy. And Austin finally was like, we got to go and get, uh, uh, uh, a shot and it's a diluted cortisone

shot. And it's supposed to like eat away at the cells basically. My aunt was a big proponent of this. Okay. Well, I got it. I got the double shot. You can still kind of, there's still a bump there. It didn't like fully take. So I don't know. But it's

a lot better now. What's the sticker right here? Oh, that's just another is it. It's an acne patch. Okay. But I went in. I got it done. If March is actually doing his job, probably available. It's probably available. It's okay.

Okay. I was literally about to say it will be posted on the Patreon. So you. Austin has not uploaded it yet, but it will. But Austin Show is not here. And the reason for why Austin Show is not here is because he is, he didn't die from a self-suck incident. He's at a wedding.

He is at a wedding. And it turns out that there's more to the story because he really wanted to be here with you. Yeah. So Austin and I are girlfriends and we text and FaceTime and talk on the phone. I'm so sorry. You guys FaceTime? I really enjoy it. Yeah, sometimes.

And he's exhausted. I was like, I'm going to be in L.A. He's like, you got to come on the pod. I said, for sure, I'm down. We agree on this time and date. And then the next day, he's like, oh, my God, oh, my God, I have a wedding. I have to call them and beg them to move it. I've got to lie.

I've got to come up with this. Maybe I should just be honest. And he's like commentating what he's doing. And then it's like, they want, but he's giving me constant updates about all of the way he's going to try to manipulate you. you guys to get the date changed. Yeah. I once for 35 minutes walked him through ordering a, um,

Jake. Yeah. He tried to get me in on his scheme as well where he was like, hey, you just like, tell the people in the group that we should move the podcast. And I was like, I don't really care if we move it, but why don't you do it? Like, why don't you just ask everybody? He's like, well, they're not responding to me. And I was like, go, go lobby them to do this.

He did lobby us. So then he says, I hate it. I don't think they're going to move it. but maybe I'm going to lie and say I can't go to the wedding because I have COVID. So I'll see you. Did you hear that? Did you hear that? The fear and audience, did you hear?

Oh, my God. What Austin's show tried to pull as a trick. The two for the two times. That is a fucking insane. Let me tell you something. Victim back to back. I can't believe it. Hassan, what are the chances that in two back-to-back reasons,

he missed two weddings back-to-back with COVID? My brother, who I am the best man of, got married two weeks ago now. And Austin, leading up to the wedding, personally got himself and his boyfriend invited to the wedding. He was not on the guest list. He was not on the guestless at all. It was not up for consideration.

Not in a mean way. You sound mean. I'm being mean. Well, okay. He petitioned. No, not to me. He's never hung out with Mara. He's never hung out forever.

Yeah. He lobbied to be a part of the wedding. Okay. He did. And he got it. A month. Yeah, and a plus one. And the conversation started because Murat was like,

Like, cutie, do you want to make my cake? And I was like, of course I'll make your wedding cake. Yeah. Like, and then Austin's in the room. And he, and well, Marat's like, if you make my cake, do you want to come to the wedding? And I was like, I don't really care. Like, you don't need to have a seat for me. Like, like, whatever.

I drop off cakes all the time. We don't really know each other. I'm more Hassan's, you know, like, I like, I don't need to spot. And then Austin's like, oh, so cutie's going to the wedding. Okay. He got himself invited. One month prior to the wedding forgot the bride's name publicly. When we asked on the podcast

To be fair That was kind of my fault Because I set his ass up Because I knew He was bragging about hanging out Yeah With the pride And we were like

Yeah And what was her Maybe he was like Yeah We put him on the spot He couldn't He fucked up He was

He apologized Yeah he apologized Yeah he apologized Perfusly And then God I love this man It seems like he got cold feet leading one day prior to the wedding, as a matter of fact, one day prior to the wedding.

And he was in panic mode. Lo and behold, somebody got COVID. Coronavirus strikes again. Yes. Somebody got COVID. So he pulled out of the wedding. What are the COVID rules? No one knows anymore.

Yeah. You can get it back to back. Yeah. It's just. Like you're not supposed to like see people, but I don't, well, he never had it. But when can you get it? Could you get it back-to-back weeks and miss too? I mean, as I'm testing for COVID.

Yeah, I still do. Yeah, I do as well. I do when I want to get out of stuff. I always test before, like, I go to a film set just because I never want to endanger a bunch of people that like, if I miss a week, whatever. But like, there are a lot of people where that's really. Yeah, I test before I go to like big things as well. But Austin didn't have COVID. His boyfriend did.

And he tested. And he just did not have COVID at all. He just didn't show up to the wedding. So it was familiar this whole excuse, which is why he wanted to use it. Yeah, he's used this excuse to avoid one wedding that he invited himself to already. And he has a picture of a COVID test that's positive. Yeah. And I think he was going to use it again.

Honestly, he might have him send me that picture. It's good. This man is a COVID demon. He's just using, he's using COVID. to get out of things that he doesn't want to do. But instead he went to the wedding. Has anybody here used COVID to get out anything that you want to do?

I'm keeping it in my back pocket for a rainy. I haven't used COVID, but I've just used generalized sickness. But here's the problem, like for 20 years, I had kids that I could use. And it was the most helpful thing about children. Two decades long. I don't have a babysitter.

My kid's sick. My kid has a basketball game. Now I've got one in law school. one is a freshman at USC and I am so fucked on this that I now now I just tell people I can't come

I really just want to stay at home with my dogs you get to a point where you just don't give a fuck and you just deliver the honesty and then the people are kind of like I said I could have lied and told you I was sick but I just I love you I just simply don't want to participate in this event no is very empowering

it is I can't do that do that me and my friend me and my friend Ray we were both having a day off where we weren't working and like we don't hang out very often so I was like oh Ray do you want to come over

and like you know do errands together and she was like ooh I'm kind of having a laundry day if you want to come to my house and then both of us were like we're both having like an at home chore day and so then we didn't hang out even though we were doing the same thing but separately because sometimes you just don't want to leave your house I feel that

I never leave my house we know even to do the podcast we know yeah we know yeah Yeah. Well, in any case, we didn't get raptured. We're still here. What other stories do you guys have for this week? Well, I wanted to talk about something. I wanted people's take on, I mean, there's a huge event coming. That's, that's right. Huge event. Everybody's excited. And of course, I'm talking about the Riyadh comedy festival. So excited. Oh, boy. Yeah. I'm going to keep it a book 50. This is probably the most, like, this is the thing that has shook me to my very core. Yes.

Wait, why? Bill Burr is doing comedy in Riyadh. Bill Boar is still doing comedy? Sorry. You bitch. How dare you? That's Bill Burr. We found something he's a fan of.

Yes. Yeah, well, Riyadh. Exactly. The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, which, you know, did 9-11. Yeah. So there's that. Some say it is so. What?

What? Did you not? You watched the whole documentary. Bush is from 9-11? I mean, wait. Good one. You fucked up the delivery because you don't watch enough Bill Burr. I don't watch enough Bill Burr. I'm just kidding.

Billber, you're very funny. Yeah. So here's what took place. Is that Bill Cosby? No. No. I've got bad news. Wait.

Wait. That is! Oh, my God. What the fuck. That's not real. That can't be real. No, no. Tim Heideker that posted it. There's no shot. That can't be real. Tim Heidegger, shouts out the office hour.

Shouts out the friend of the show, Tim Heideker. We're going to have him on the puzzle. Can you find the real poster without? Oh, my God. That's crazy. That is, you caught. I almost called you racist. And QD never gets to do that because she's the racist. I'm not racist. Yeah. Oh, my kids get, you guys, I am so sometimes so incredibly white about this. Yeah. Like I'll see somebody across and my eyesight's not very good far away. And I'm, Roman and I, my youngest son will be somewhere. I'm like, oh, is that your friend such and such that maybe is Asian or maybe mixed? And Roman will look at me and he will be like, you are terrible. That is terrible, mother. And I'm like, yeah. I have that moment with my parents too sometimes.

It is what it is, you know? Yeah. As long as you're good-natured about it. You know Schultz. Have you talked to Schultz about going? Wait, Pete Davidson's going? I yes which is extra crazy I'm going because you you want to know why it's crazy that Pete Davis is going wait why can't I go because Saudi Arabia killed his dad on 9-11 his dad died on 9-11 and now he's

going to Saudi Arabia let's just go through a series of questions about this yeah Saudi Arabia women can't drive correct I think they're like doing a woke thing now but It's up in the air. But the very fact that we're having... Oh, that's where women can drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're doing like a... I'm too afraid to say bad things about them.

They can drive since 2018. No, no, no. That I know for a fact that MBS, Mohammed bin Salman, the crown prince... Who killed Jamal? Who killed Jamal Khashikja, Washington Post journalist. And it was beefing with my boss, Jeff Bezos. And he's...

Use Israeli spyware Pegasus to actually... leak, like, hacked Jeff Bezos' phone and show that he was actually cheating on his wife. That's not what I meant. What did she say? Oh, I missed it. You said you're so good with names because of your pronunciation. No, not your pronunciation because you have everyone memorized. I didn't say that.

And then he said, it's because he's Turkish. No, I just because you memorize everyone's first and last names. That's impressive. He's like, wow. Say that again. Say that foreign name from the Orient. I can't wait until they deport you. Oh, my God.

You're not beating the racism allegations. That's crazy. Too real. That one's on the head because people say that on Twitter, but he's from New Jersey. Are there any women? Which honestly, I don't think America really claims New Jersey anyway. There's got to be some. But what I was going to.

Whitney comes. I don't think they like women very much. I think Whitney was on the list. Well, what I was going to say is, so they have been like doing this what they call a charm offensive. And as part of that, they were like, oh, we're modernizing, right? Oh, there we go. So they, as a part of this, like, modernization initiative, they actually did say, like,

women can legally draw it, but they actually didn't follow through on it until recently. So I think they can drive now, but, but this is a recent development. This is what, they're doing this whole sports washing thing. Yeah. Yeah. And they actually was offered a contract to host tennis events for them. See, I got my heartbroken. Y'all are heartbroken about Bill Burr.

I got my heartbroken because Rafa. Raphael Nadal Famos, one of my favorite tennis players. He has like a tennis or I think he's in the works of putting a tennis academy over there. Yeah, no, they just dropped the bag on. That Saudi money,

money, they drop so much, the golf, the tennis, all of it. And now they're doing comedy. Esports as well. I did have once an offer from Saudi Arabia to buy the streamer awards. That's crazy.

Yeah. What the hell? I will not say, the number, but it would have changed my life. Yeah, no, so that's the thing, like, early on in my career, when I was at the Young Turks, and I was a very small influencer,

they, I don't even remember what the number was, but it was a life-changing amount of money that they offered for me to fly to Saudi Arabia and do like a tourism ad for KSA. This was like, I think like back in around 2018, but it was also

around that time when I was like very critical of Saudi Arabia, so I was already like, if I are they going to kill me like what's going on so i just didn't do it nah they wouldn't kill you they just hang you upside down by your ankles yeah maybe but the thing is saudi arabia not great not great for domestic policies obviously but even like my my uh criticism of saudi arabia extends far beyond that because of their participation of american imperialism in the region a big ally to israel uh you know a pretty big participant in what Israel is doing

in the region and they're pretty shameless about it but they have so much money that it seems a lot of comedy legends. Yeah. They're getting in Disneyland. Marsh, look up and if you can see how much they're getting paid. That will not. That will never come out. That will not. They will never

I would assume it's over two million per. If they offered you a hundred million, would you go, Will? 100 million? $100 million. Private plane there. Listen. Five-star hotel. This one. You're there 24 hours and then you're PJed right back here.

I would need to fix the water in Flint with that money to feel good about it. Okay. Here's a chance. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you. $100 million. There's no money. The only golf nation that I would like be able, the only golf nation that I would probably visit if I was, you know, what was really feeling it would be cutter, but that's it.

And that's, maybe. To be fair, I have also turned down money from them. So, like, I think for the sake of the joke, yes, I would take it. But I don't know, man. It's pretty bad. They did a genocide in Yemen. I don't know if I could get around that. But they're getting Disneyland.

I don't think I can either. Do you think the comedians that said yes, giving them the benefit of the doubt? Do you think that some of them just don't understand the scope of what, or like, the implication of what they're doing? I just think that they're so... You think they all understand. I know. Dispatch did an article basically taking quotes from...

Most of them actually was getting roasted by Stavros, but their responses and they wrote their quotes about like why they're doing it if you want to find it. I think it's dispatcher or dispatcher. Do you think any of them will back out? Well, there was one person who was fired from it from what I understand. Who? Tim Dillon. Oh.

The reason why he was fired from it from what I understand. And I would, I want to fact check this actually before I reveal. this, but apparently he was invited to go as one does and he was getting a fat bag from it, but he made a joke about Saudi Arabia.

Yeah, he did. Okay, it's on the independent. Tim Dillon says he was fired from Riyadh Comedy Festival over a joke that he made about Saudi Arabia. He claims he was paid $375,000 to appear at the festival. So now we have a number as well, which is a lot

lower. That is a lot lower. That is not worth your soul. He wouldn't have been one of the headliners. With peace and love, peace and love. He's not one of the headliner. Still, the reason why he got fired is because he said, you think the slaves look up at the big buildings in Riyadh and go and are proud of their work? With a tear falling down their eyes.

And Saudi Arabia caught wind of this joke and was like, no, you're not allowed. But that tells you everything you need to know about why they all should not do it. Because this is not a play. I mean, comedy should not be censored. I mean, even I think, you know, I don't like the punching down. And I think the best comedians don't punch down. But, yeah, I think that's just a total sellout. And it's a heartbreaker.

Wait, did you talk to your dear friend, Andrew? No, I did not. I have not hit him up about this. But I should. I should hit him up and ask him what the deal is. If anything, just call him an elbozo and see how he feels about that. Yeah. I don't care about any of the comics that are going.

Except for Bill Burr. And Pete Davidson. Well, I don't care about P.B. Davidson. Really? Why? Who cares? I don't care about Pete Davidson at all. Do you like him? I'm neutral on him.

I don't like, oh my God, I love Pete Davidson. I mean, I seen him on Saturday Night Live. I was mystified. I guess he gets a lot of women, and then I heard he had a rather large penis. But like me liking him or disliking him, I just don't have a feeling about it. Either way.

Do you know what I mean? I'm totally neutral. get it. I understand. She's not. Bill Burr, I really love. I do, too. He makes very good political arguments, bullying conservatives for being pussies. And he does it very well, which is, I think,

what Democrats need to do more. So that's kind of a heartbreaker for him to have the political positions that he's forever. People will hold this over his head. Like, they're going to be like, oh, yeah, I remember when he went to Saudi Arabia. Like, it's just such an L. Maybe he's doing it and then retiring.

I would be sad, I'd be doubly sad then. Because then he's not going to do good, he's not going to do any comedy. That's like if LeBron played his final game against Saudi Arabia. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Wow. Because, yeah, I mean, Saudi Arabia is like, like I would say my number one op in the region is Israel and then number two I would say is Saudi Arabia. Obviously, if you want me to give you the devil's advocate argument,

It's America is an incredibly bloodthirsty nation as well. And these guys are American. Who are they to say that they, you know, they do tours in Afghanistan and whatnot? What do you think those endeavors look like for the Afghan population? So I guess the devil's advocate argument is like everything is, is bloody. It's all blood money. Wow. What a optimistic way of looking at things. I'm just saying. That's just what it is.

QD. Do you have a QT TV? this week? No, I've fallen apart. The week we have a TV star. I know. This is so bad for us. What is a QT TV? She watches reality TV and then we dissect it and the week we have a

I knew this was going to happen. I was hoping no one asked for homework. Are you okay? I'm fine. You're, I just, you were an hour late and you don't have a QD TV. I know. Did you bake us some confections? It's like it's not. I thought I thought I would cosplay as a song this week.

And come with absolutely nothing. That's hurtful. That's what I thought I would do. Did you have anything you wanted to talk about this? Let me think. I really don't. What are you known for? Oh, I am.

Who are allowed to say? Yeah. Oh, because this will be out on Monday. This comes out Monday. So I am, I was invited along with Pumps with the co-host to be the moderator. I know. I'm the moderator for Kamala Harris's book tour. What the hell?

Shut the fuck up. Quit smirking over there. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Do you see that? Are you jealous? Is he jealous?

No, he's mocking. He's green with envy. I'm the moderator of her L.A. show. And I, listen, I'm excited about it. When you live in a deeply, deeply red state, you're more tolerant of centrist Democrats, even though I've become way, way, way further left. Yeah. But you're more tolerant because you know that, well, you've all been, we've been at those dinner parties where you just kind of kind of stick to your guns, but in a way that

no one's going to put their drink down. Yeah. I don't know if I agree with that take is kind of what it is. Yeah. Yeah. No, I, I'm excited. I'm excited to see the interview. Yeah. I think He's going to be great. And then I went to see my son. He's a freshman at USC. I went to, they had the whole. Stod. Yeah, they had the whole, listen to how great, like, this is how I, why I know MAGA people hate colleges.

Okay. So here's, we go to USC, it's crowded, I love the diversity. And then my son is like the house boy for these girls at USC that have, it's called the Peach House. And it's like five sorority girls that live there, they're seniors. So we had to audition for it. So he's the freshman house boy These girls and I went and met them They're all drop dead gorgeous

He washes their cars Goes and gets them coffee He has to do chores for them And I'm like I love this feminism I told those girls I said you work that boy over I loved it that these

Do they were any of them fans of yours Are they taking up? Were any of them what? Too old old man What was your question? Were any of the girls your fans? Yeah A couple were

That's good That's good That's good They wanted, Romans said, we had already left campus and Roman said, Mom, will you please come back and come to the Peach House? The girls went to meet you. That's good stock. And I was very excited about that because, I mean, you know, you hear about like Southern California, some of them being kind of MAGA. And I was so happy that he went to school in California because I want him to be around, we're around MAGA all the time.

No, college campuses are no matter where you go, I feel like, even in Oklahoma. No, Oklahoma State is a dump truck. Wait, really? bag where my husband went. They had a big Charlie Kirk revival. Oh, and then now. Revival. They revived him.

They're hands on. They braid him back. They, no, it's crazy. And then there's a state legislator that is proposing a bill that they are, and this will pass. Oh, no, this is Ryan Waters. He actually got fired. No, he resigned. Oh, he resigned.

No, but there's a state legislator that passed a bill that he wants a Charlie Kirk statue on every single university or college in the state of Oklahoma. And I guarantee you, well, I guarantee you. And what a smart spending of taxpayer dollars. We like that a lot. Finally. We like that. I just don't know if they're going to be big enough.

It's going to be, we are very appreciative, and we think it's good. You're going to get them fucking departed. I like that. Laura Loomer, I'm such a fan of your work. Well, you just put a big black box over me during all of this. I don't know. She's worried. I'm terrified.

I live in a terrible. You're going to get deported? Yeah. I do. I do think I might get deported. No, I have to wear. Why the fuck are they going to deport you two? Idaho.

The Porman Lane. They're going to send me back to Idaho. Back to the Celestial Kingdom. First of all, you are the easiest person to evade law enforcement. You can just live in any area that is densely populated with a million other people that look like you. They would have to arrest a million. blonde Mormon women to get to you.

So you're saying that I don't look unique and special. Here you do. I disagree. In L.A. you do. Look unique and special. Thank you. In Los Angeles.

I went and saw Cynthia Revo perform live. That's what I was going to tell you guys. Can I tell you that I was not a fan of her? I was not, no, no, let me come full circle on this. Because all I saw of her was this thing. Yeah. I don't know who this is.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. I don't know, I still don't know who that is. But all I had seen of her was the fingerhold. And I was like, that's weird. I don't like that. And then I went and I hosted at the GLAD Awards. And she was a speaker at the GLAD Awards. God, she's incredible.

And she performed at the GLAD Awards. And I became a true believer. Yeah. True believer. Fantastic. Now I know who that is. Okay, I got it. They did a live taping.

It's called One Wonderful Night. And it was in, it was at, the Dolby Theater and it was was it wicked yes and it was Ariana Grande and Cynthia Revo performing their songs yeah it was crazy it was so crazy but it's weird because I've never gone to a live taping did you try to find gravity have I like saying it or like tried jumping off a building what did you they sing it yeah they sing it of course they sing it okay it's a song he was doing a double entendre I don't get it a pun Do you want me to jump off a building?

Oh, please. No. Hey, why don't you try to find gravity? Anyway, I can't blame for kitty synrosis. Did you, did you ask them to be on the pod? No, I didn't get to talk to them. Who do you think I am? I'm the fucking chuzz.

Do you know what chuzz means? No. A chopped hoot. It's chopped huzz. Do you know what huss means? Hussie. Yeah. Hose.

So, chop, I'm the ugly ho that no one wants to talk to. Well, aren't you a gruzz? A grandma ho. Yeah. Wow. So how would you be a chop grandma, huh? Shagrush. Gras is what it's called if your grandma's.

Boming target. This is what like 20-year-olds that don't watch me are saying. They do watch you. Don't pretend like you don't try to fit in with them. You're so stupid. No. You're pandering to right now. They don't.

What do you think your average age is? Probably 26 now. He's older. They say Chuzz. My oldest son watches you. My youngest one watches Dean Withers. Okay. Four years apart.

So he watches Dean Wethers. with Dean Withers stream. Who's Dean Withers? He's a little 20 year old. He looks like he could play the next Spider-Man. Yeah, liberal Spider-Man, I call him. Liberal Spider-Man? Yeah, I call him Liberal Spider-Man.

Yeah. He's been having a tough time recently. Yeah. His reaction was interesting. Yeah. He does look like Timothy Scho. But he's only 20. Yeah.

You know, that's so young. I think it got real for him. I think he got real for him. I did. We had him on our podcast, and we had before that all happened. And we had discussed that, him debating him. And he was really impassioned about it. And that was, and then I just think about like 20 having two boys. It's still so young. And so I think it was pretty. I was a stupid idiot. But it was Radby. But I'll tell you what, this kid, he was raised like Republican Christian and he's gotten more

and more and more left. And so even like the Zoomers, that's like, that's their guy. I keep trying to get him to read some some literature i think he'll get there big good no because like i i want the lover journal no i want him to i want him to develop like uh like a well-defined world view because i feel like you want a commie you need to mentor get him to read twilight i've i've been trying but the thing is like you need to have it doesn't he doesn't have to be a commie or anything it's just that like if you stick the just contest of that sort and you don't have a well-defined ideology or a future vision, like a vision for a better tomorrow that you are advocating for,

you inevitably become like a mercenary almost, where you're just there for the contest. You're just there for the back and forth. And your opinions become more malleable. It's just not good. I've seen it happen before. So I'm just trying to make sure he avoids that trap. Okay.

I think that's great because I think he has a ton of potential. I agree. I do. I think that, and I think he has a really young audience, like teenagers. Yeah. But he also is, the internet is so vicious that he's like, I know. He gets actually spiritually damaged when stuff like that happens, I think.

Man, I remember my first spiritual damage on the internet. Oh, yeah. Well, it feels like decades ago now. Yeah. This was a live show that I went to. Sure. And I've never been to a live taping before. And have you guys ever been to?

one? Yes. You have? I have not any. So interesting. Oh, I have. Really? Um, yeah. A TV show. What? Simpsons. What? Yeah. Well, it was a live reading. We went to a table read. Oh, a table read. Yeah, table read. Well, this is, it's going to be on

TV somewhere, or Paramount. Popcorn. I was, I won't, I don't want to admit this, but I ate a whole bag of boom chica pop on my drive here. What is a boob chickap? It's like the, it's like girl popcorn. Yep. Girl popcorn? Just because it has sugar on it? No, because it's marketed toward women. You're a woman. What's about that woman? What is that?

How is that woman? I think the coloring and stuff is just, it's, it's popcorn. You guys are those people. I don't see gender. No, because men just buy stinky old bags of popcorn. Women appreciate a nicer bag of popcorn, don't you? Yes.

No, okay. Maybe that's what he's eating while he's at home recovering from COVID. No, last time he was eating cock. That's what he was doing. also true so they do this thing which I don't know

it's like breaking the fourth wall where before you go they record you all clapping so they have to have takes of you clapping and usually have like a fluffer yeah they had a fluffer the whole time

will come on be like how are we doing come on yeah so we had to do we had to do like 20 takes of clapping because the lighting changes

after every song so we had to warm clap excited clap laugh and then clap and then like surprise and we had to do it so many times so anyway I hope you guys see me in the background but Cynthia Revo she sang wicked three times because they needed extra camera angles it was awesome great that's such a pleasure flu oh that's cool yeah and it was like the most

advanced like rigging system for that and she was like zoom in like she looked like a dementor show to kid yeah I did not know that I loved musical theater I was in it since I was a kid but I never got the lead well it's because you can't sing I know So I gave up my dreams. But I wish... Excuse me. I think you would be a fantastic actress, though. Britney Spears?

Yeah, that was awful. Wait, the Britney was pretty good. That was your leader. I was the only one that showed up for the audition. I'm not going to allow you. You were leading, though. I think you could be a fantastic actor. I don't.

I do. You want to know why? Why? Because you can summon emotions at the drop of a hat. And that's like what makes a great actor. Oh, really? Oh, then I'd be a great actor. So you could just like internal...

Like, if you were in a murder movie, you could just internalize your fear. about like running out of gas and you know yeah and then you famously don't fly yeah right so i'd be an la only based actor i mean yeah that's a lot of them that's true well call me if you need me worry about stuff i do i have anxiety problems yeah bad right now i think i have a brain tumor because i've been having ice pick headaches see my husband's kind of a hypochondriac too really yeah we went through this whole thing where he like he's he thought he had an ear problem and and he ends up getting this ear surgery. And I'm just kind of ignoring him, ignoring him,

because I'm kind of like nurse ratchet. And so I go to the doctor to pick him up. He's had this ear surgery. And the doctor goes, Josh is kind of out of it. And the doctor said, I hope his ears the way he wants it. Like it was an elective surgery. Yeah. And so now he's had all these headaches, tension headaches,

which somehow he's managed to find out that Botox can treat. So now he's getting ROTOCs, and we just evolve. He's had cat scans. I bet he looks great. He's had cat scans. And I just completely ignore it. Is that how you manage it? Is you just tune it out?

Completely ignoring. See, because I'm always trying to help her in my own way. And my own way of helping is like, let's do some. Well, what I say is let's do some drugs. That's how I get my brain right. Because the aftermath of drugs is certainly not anxiety inducing. We've thought about tranking her, like, Yeah, like a dart, like a livestock.

But I, no, I truly believe, though, that there are, like, there are a lot of benefits with, like, psychedelics in those months afterward where you can organize your thoughts better. So my husband does ketamine therapy. Yeah. So he's a recovering opioid addict. Sure. And he was on SSRIs for years and years and years and years and could never quite sustain

sobriety. I mean, he'd get, like, a couple of years and it relapse. And then he started doing ketamine therapy, which bizarrely is legal in Oklahoma. yeah total game changer i mean completely rewired his brain the way he processes trauma because he had of course like a really fucked up childhood and it completely rewired his pathways in the way that he comprehended his abuse growing up i used to be scared shitless of ketamine and then a mentor of mine hasan no no he is not a mentor no no i'm laughing because go on go on tell your it's

A mentor of mine, who I think is one of the best performers that I've ever had the pleasure of being around, would do ketamine on set, like, in a therapeutic way. And he was sharp and electric. And I was like, there's got to be something to this shit. When my husband does it, he like has on headphones and he has a nurse and he's completely tripping. Like he said, he constructs a room in his brain. And then he puts myself and our two sons in it. And that's his safe place. and then he goes out of that room

and he goes into rooms like where he has trauma with parents or other family members So he's in the K-hole And then when he feels the trauma And it's too painful Then he, in his mind He goes back to us

And it's this bright light room that he created Ivy drip Ivy drip's crazy Yeah Cutie let's get you rigged up Wait didn't you try it No I did No it was a different

It was like a EMDR It's a sentence like a What drug is that? It's a similar visualization where you do that whole thing. I had some fucked up experiences with it. I mean, if it's safe enough for horses. Yeah. I don't know.

Kenamine therapy. I've heard of a lot of people doing ketamine therapy with like tremendous childhood trauma. You know, I think silo-cybin is optimal, but I think it's only organ that it's legal. Is it legal here? No, no. It's decriminalized almost everywhere now. Not in Oklahoma. But I think out of all of them, that's the one that's the best.

Can I tell you, I had. I had a theory for a while because psilocybin is like what saved my life like I'll say that on the record basically I was struggling so much with my manic depression that I like couldn't organize my thoughts and I always just had this crushing

sense of like your life is past you by you'll never find happiness and a friend reached out to me and was like have you ever tried psilocybin a woman I had not talked to for years and I was like mushrooms what the fuck like that's literally how I viewed it She was like, you have to look into it.

So I did all this research and there was all this medical research about how it like could reset your brain and all these medical studies about how they were using psilocybin on terminal cancer patients to see how it affected their outlook. And so I finally did psilocybin and it truly like allowed me to become a professional in my life and start working and really started my career, which is crazy to say. But I really thought that this next decade would be like an absolute. absolute just a like a utopia of people fine-tuning how to use these drugs to help people because obviously we have these like hammers and we're dealing with you know felt and we're so I thought that they were really going to lock in and now I'm more and more worried as things become more and more conservative and more more and they're going to lose this. Rehab industry is a multi-billion dollar industry and it has about a 7 to 10% success rate which is

they're treating a lot of this stuff the wrong way. It's like the old AA method, which is abstinence only. Austin's show is calling me right now. Oh, my God, answer. Hello, Austin's show. You're on the Fear End pod. Oh, from the Fear and Podcast. Austin, we have you live here.

Hassan has been wanting to talk to you about something. I'm going to hand him the phone. Okay. Pass him the phone. Austin, I found out that you wanted to get out of the wedding that you're currently at. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. What do you mean? Using a technique that you might have fucking fine-tuned for my brother's wedding.

No, I did not. I was going, look, here's the deal. He's driving. Okay? No, no. Here's a truth. Christian had COVID. That was real and authentic.

I did think about using his COVID. test for this one. I could skip, I could fake COVID and skip this wedding. The text message is in front of my face right now. No, no, but, but, but, Jen, I hope you've been defending me. Have you been defending me? She's been defending me, please, Jen. She's been defending the truth. She's been defending. Austin. So wait, wait, wait, hold on. How close are you with this person whose wedding you're attending right now?

He's a really good friend of mine, which is why I didn't skip the wedding. Oh, as opposed to my brother? Who's fucking what are you invited yours off to? No, I, look, here's the deal. I want to make everybody know that's watching right now. I took your brother out to a fantastic dinner. I even donated to the wedding fund an undisclosed amount that I won't be sharing publicly because I think that's in portes.

I think that's in portays. Hummerratzy, how much? Judy, have you been defending me this episode? Honestly, I, um, I feel like I have. have? No. Thank you so much. No. I would say defense is silent sometimes, the best defense. That's, you're absolutely right because they'll dig their own grave.

Exactly. Austin, it's Jennifer, and I totally, I threw you under the bus and I'm not going to and I love you. But watching the song get riled up has been totally worth it. I'll make it up to you. It was just so good. To see him get that triggered was just delicious.

No, I'll be honest. I do it every single week, so I forgive you. You can do no wrong in my eyes. You know, I love you. Look, I love you. I miss you all, and I hope you have a fabulous episode without me. Why did you call? I called because I knew that you guys were filming at this moment.

You just wanted attention. You wanted to know. I knew you guys have probably what, March, you got two minutes left? Yeah, we're at time. We're at time. Wow. I called, I called. I knew I knew I had to get the last word.

That's crazy. You're a psychopath. That's insane. time in it. I knew it was happening. I fucking love you, Austin. Enjoy your wedding, bud. Yeah. Before I go, Hassan and I have filmed

some bonus content for the Patreon Fearand, Fear Anders. Hasn't sent it to me yet. So, I'm going to be, we're going to be uploading that to the Patreon. You haven't sent it yet to March. Hasn't sent it to me. I've been trying to upload it. Google drives are pain in the ass.

And also, next week, we have a video of Austin show feeding my Black Widow Spider. Yes, that's right. And also next week, I will have a picture. of Austin's show with Kamala Harris because he's coming. Yes. That's up for yeah. I'm eating Kamala Harris. All right.

Bye, Austin. Take care of him. Take care. Is that real? He's going. He's coming. Oh, my God. He's coming with the boyfriend. I love it. And he's going to sit with my husband and son. Oh, this is so great. And I got them the VIP meat and greed. You are going to look like the new

Atomic Family, 2020. Is it not going to be so great? All right. We're at time for our normal episode. Do it our out for old man. All right. everybody. Thank you so much for coming on. What would you like to promote before we let you go? I've had a podcast. Yes. I've had a podcast. Oh, we still have to stick up there. Oh, my gosh, yes. We have been repping. I've had it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's been, it's been wonderful seeing your explosive growth.

I'm very proud of you guys. You guys are killing it. Yes. Everyone is always like, oh my God, have you seen these ladies? I'm like, you were our first big fan. Yeah. I've been, I've been a day one ride or die. I've had it. I'll never forget my son ran downstairs. He was like, Hassan Piger, has you on his stream.

And I'm like, who is that? Well, in any case, everybody, we are now moving on to the Patreon episode, the paywall proportion. You can go to patreon.com

slash fear and subscribe for that and a lot of other extra juicy content from this week. And we'll see you behind the paywall. Peace.

And it's become a very different type of thing. I know another way you can become a U.S. citizen. Well, I am a U.S. citizen still. Brother, you think another way? You think gay marriage is going to save us? They're going to support you too. You'll go away your citizenship as well.

At least we go together. They're both gay. At least I'd be clapping them big hairy cheeks in Turkey. They're going to be like, Obergafel, we're rewriting. No more gay marriage. They would hear it all over Istanbul. Yeah. Istanbul.

You know. So I don't even know. I don't even know if I can go to Turkey, so we'll see. China, China, China. Yeah, we'll just stay there. I don't think we're going to China. November. We've moved it once.

Okay, the attitude. First of all, secondly, there is a very real possibility we don't come back. Really? You got excited, why is your voice getting higher? Chinese citizens. I mean, oh my God. Time to learn Chinese.

That's crazy that you literally, you got excited. excited at the prospect of your podcast goes and your best friends. She'll never appreciate us. Your best friends with the whole wide world leaving. You would both be lost without Farley and Kai-o, so I know you're coming-

No, we're bringing them back. Yeah, we'll see. They'll bring them with China. Yeah.