Fear& - JACK MANIFOLD HUMBLES HASAN BY CRITIQUING HIS ENGLISH ACCENT (Finally) | FEAR&BRUV

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

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fucking shit on you for not risking your life while you were on your way over here so i want to set the record straight i saw a lot of comments about the sound these last two episodes we wanted it that way because fuck you the listener if you're listening right now and the sound is crispy, it is against what we wanted it. We wanted it to be a cacophony of dick in your ear every week, and we were experimenting with the outer walls of sound, and you don't understand our vision because you are just so simple. I disagree with that. I already beat up Marsh.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. I forgot to tell you. All right, we did two podcasts in rapid succession, and we used a USB mic, and it didn't work. Okay? Sounds should be good. Why would you do that?

Yeah. That's like your mistake. Absolutely. We have the most overpaid producer in the game. He's so hot. J.H.B., you looking for a new job? I mean, no comment on it. Oh, my God. Okay. Speaking speaking of which we're back okay guys uh

we're with jhp yeah that's what we're doing today we decided to bring in two of the most we're looking zoomers out there yeah okay because like we're we're obviously we don't know what the fuck's going on we're me and will we're all we're looking we don't know what the fuck's going on. We're me and Will. We're all. We're Zoomer looking boomers and they're boomers. Not really. I'm not even Zoomer looking. I'm just a boomer.

Okay. I'm just a boomer. It's so, it's so early in the morning. It's pretty early. We're in my house and I'm the last person to come to the podcast. Dude, that is fascinating.

That is bizarre. Yeah. I came downstairs. No one was here. It was empty. I just was like, oh great. I was downstairs and no one was here. It was empty. I was shooting a poop video for Ludwig. That's not even a joke. It should not take you 30 minutes.

Oh, dude, I wanted to get the perfect O face. What is poop video? Can you give more context, please? Ludwig has a bidet. He has a sick fetish. And I think he might have flooded my house while installing my bidet. I was streaming, so I couldn't see. Apparently, it's going to be in the video.

And he wanted for that bidet to slut me out. That's the best way to explain it. He wanted me to do a reaction video, which I did. And I went in-depth. Keep it 100 100 is this better than a normal bidet what is what is i mean local moves bidet doing that you want me to be 100 serious keep it a buck okay keep it a buck if you do we're not even behind the paywall right now but i'm just gonna fucking say it dude i have been a bidet evangelist since day one because this pussy has been you know getting water squirted into it in turkey for a very long time right okay you're an expert yeah i'm a bidet expert and honestly i think with bidets you don't need it to be like

excellent you just need it to be right okay you're saying i guess this day is not yeah no no no no this bidet is like above and beyond it doesn't need to be it's got like ass heaters yeah it's the water gets warm if you want it so you can like control the water temperature all right i just want water in my asshole dog it's a me the review. It's a 7 out of 10. I have two bidets in my house. Flex. But different reasons. One has

what I would call draconian civil rights struggle water pressure. Oh my god. You open that shit up and it's invading your butthole. It's cleaning you out, dog. And the other one. It's like a fucking enema.

I'm hiding Barack Obama's face as you describe me. This is too much for him. The other one. Don't look, Barack. Is like the space age one where it's got like warm sea, like pulsating water, ass dryer, lights. You want the Punisher. You want the Punisher. It wakes you up.

The Punisher is there for days where I need to be efficient. Today. Before you left today. If I had to poo today, I would have used the Punisher. Can I ask what the Punisher does exactly? It literally just has water pressure. Cock and ball torture.

I could clean a wall with. Oh, so it's just, it's rough. You ever see a water pressure. Cock and ball torture. I could clean a wall with. Oh, so it's just, it's rough. You ever see a water pressure video? Like, you know, where it'll be like, look at all this moss on the patio. I think so, yeah. And then they go. And there's some moss off my fucking abdomen. Yeah.

My shank there. Well, I mean, I think that's a little out of hand too. I just, like I said, I think bidets, you can keep it simple stupid. Okay? Kiss. You know, keep it simple, stupid. Okay? Kiss. You know, keep it simple, stupid. This bidet, it goes above and beyond, which, you know, many Americans maybe appreciate as an introductor.

You have to plug it to a wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Like, I just want, like... In order to get the heated seat? Yeah. Of course, yeah. And there's a light on at all times.

That's actually pretty good. There's a light on at all times. What about this bidet says mogul moves to me, though? What says mogul moves to me is that it took me fucking two years to finally get it after I won the goddamn bidet in a competition like two years prior that Ludwig was holding. That's what moguled me. Moguled the fuck out of you.

So, boys, what's going on? Enough talk about poopy. Oh, fuck. We forgot. Wait, what? No, no, no. The first thing we should speak about is all, like, ass cleaning. Yeah, forgot to introduce our guests.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got JHB in the building. How's it going, guys? And we got esteemed Jack Manifold. Jack Manifold. British man, Jack Manifold. In the buildingold! The British man, Jack Manifold. In the building as well. They're both... London's finest.

You guys are both like what? 18, 17? How old are you? 20. 20. We're both 20 years old. They're lying, right? Which month?

August. Oh, I'm June. Okay, well... Oh, sorry. Damn, bro. We got two 20-year-olds here. One from one side of the pond. That's fucking awful, isn't it? We got two 20-year-olds here. One from one side of the pond. That sounded fucking awful, didn't it?

We got two 20-year-olds over here. Is this your first time doing porn? We got two 20-year-olds. One from one side of the pond. The other from the other side. Both wonderful. We're very excited to have you guys here. JHB, I have no idea how or why or when you agreed to do this.

It was last night at the party. Sometime during the fog of war. This is why we give Marsh the big bucks. I'm pretty sure he kidnapped you. Pretty much. Oh, yeah. He was just at the door. He looked lost instead.

I opened the door to let Marsh in, and JHB was just there. And I was like, oh, shit. Because I didn't want to knock on the door, because i didn't think anyone was here yet it felt awkward but i'm standing outside in the rain oh yeah no no i like heard the doorbell like ring and i'm like hassan will get it and then he didn't and i was just like i just looked i just saw a silhouette and i was like i probably should let i'm not gonna lie boys i was i'm i'm 31 years old okay Okay? Here's what happens. We were all at a party last night. It was a 30-plus-year-old birthday party. Okay?

Yeah, that's true. Actually, it was. People had some fun. I, on the other hand, did not. Because I went there. You got to stand around a lot, which I don't like. When's the last time you had fun, Hasan? Oh, that's not.

I was watching One Piece after the... Oh! That was... No, I mean like going out and having fun. I was watching One Piece while eating Chick-fil-A, and that was pretty fun for me. When's the last time you had fun out? Going out?

We'll move on. You two, I gotta say, are, I think, two of the most talented young people in the industry. Oh, I appreciate that. I didn't know know that i think you're both brilliant humorists in very different ways though i love jhb if you've never seen his work always kind of makes himself the odd man out jack you're just very witty you think yes you have a classic think I'm witty? You have a classic British wit that's very cool. I appreciate that. So I think this will be a good episode.

I think that's actually enough. Let's wrap it up. Let's go. Okay. Anyway, these guys are great. They're pretty good. Check them out.

I mean, I've been living, I've been living with Jack Manifold this past week. You have? That has, I have been. How's that been?

It's been, it's been great. We hardly cross paths as well. I know. It's this place. We don't even, because I'm ginormous.

Oh yeah, the house is huge. The house is massive. It's huge. It's so big. You got to use a golf cart everywhere you go. Yeah,

so we don't really run into each other too much. Yeah, but the real reason is because I'm streaming all the time and he's streaming all the time.

So we don't really, you know, we just see each other at night afterwards. That's pretty much been it. And we just watch One Piece. Watch One Piece. Watch One Piece. The One Piece is real!

The One Piece! I really like that video. Yeah. Have you seen their dicks yet? No, that guy stopped. I heard about him quitting, and apparently it was like a fucking big deal on the internet. Like this guy.

So yeah, there's this guy, right? And he reanimates one piece with their dicks out all the time and they have bulbous veiny oh yeah they got big dicks but he has been doing this for years okay we're pulling that up on the on the paywalled part yeah but i see those cocks for years this guy's been animating them with the dicks and then recently what do you do do you kill him at that point? Like, how do you stop him? You can't stop him.

No one did. But then he just quit. And the internet was like fucking outraged. I think he did whitebeard's dick and was like. This is it. This is my. This is my opus. Yeah.

This is my masterpiece. I'll never make a cock like this again it really was the vaniest most bulbous dick and that was the meme is that the one piece is real and then it would just be his cock you open you open it and it's like you get so high you get blinded with a flash of light on your monitor when you open it. Like, dude, it's awesome. That's so weird, man. Why are you fucking, like, aren't those like kind of kids?

Like, they're kids, right? Monkey D. Luffy is a kid. That show has been running for 30 years. Wait, really? Monkey D. Luffy is like 50 years old. He's AARP at this point. Bro, you really pulling a fucking. Actually, it's a 3, this point you really you really pulling a fucking actually it's a three thousand year old dragon like the kid's a kid he's got fucking he's a gum yeah he's gummy with it

he's fucking gummy but don't say that i don't know what that means but you just said i just made it up but he is already picturing his gummy dick yeah exactly you already it's like bro don't don't say that it's literally like it's like saying you're thinking the n-word because like now you are and i didn't want to oh yeah oh there you go oh my ass is not yeah absolutely i was i don't even yeah he's like n-word what do you mean nuclear is that what you're saying i've actually trained my mind to never think those words. I can absolutely cut them out. GHB, what are you working on? What?

Like, work in general or just, like, existing? What do you mean? I mean, just tell me. Explain what your job is. I do social media for HDT, and, I mean, I'm also content creating. That's basically it. When are you going to start your solo career? I have no idea, honestly.

I mean, I'm just working. If you were going to start your own org, what would it be called? I've never thought about this. These are the questions. 101 Thieves. Oh, do it. Surely it would just be JHB Team, right? That feels like it makes the

most sense. Wait, wait, wait. That's one of my favorite stories ever. JHB team, please inform people why you are called the JHB team. Wait, I don't know. JHB is the initials of my name and when I would play Call of Duty like 8 to 10 years ago

I wanted to have a clan. So when you were like 8? 12. 10 to 12 years old. wanted to have a clan. So when you were like 12? Yeah. 12 years old. 10 to 12 years old. Yeah basically. 2002 child somehow. It's very awkward but yeah I wanted to have a clan with friends and so I kept the name. How many people were in your clan?

I had like 10 to 15. It wasn't that bad. They had JHB in their name. I know I was shocked too. And then. Why were you JHB team? What I don't understand is was shocked, too. And then... Why were you JHB Team? I was... What I don't understand is surely the team itself... Fuck it up. The team itself was JHB Team, right?

See, like, in Call of Duty lobbies, people will have, like, their org name and then leader to, you know, specify they're the one that's, like, the leader. I was Team because I'm the guy who's... Do you keep up with those guys? No, I miss them. I haven't talked to them in a while. You gotta... How many times did they say the N- while. How many times did they say the N-word? How many times did you say it?

Let's get to the good shit. The good shit? It's not that good. I'm not saying it's good. No, it's criminal. We have cops waiting outside. Oh, lovely. Are you telling me you got cops on side?

Yeah, we got cops waiting outside. Let's get to the content do you think white people should say for real for real on a stack oh thank you thank you um let's talk about this very serious subject matter which i've talked about so many times but you know what it's a sign of let's hear what the young men know it's a sign well this is like literal not jack because he's from britland but uh you know this is your generation's lingo now like zoomers have picked up aave for those of you who don't know this is called african-american vernacular english um zoomers have picked it up and have made it there zoomers have picked it up what do you mean we had weird white dudes we did too you're right you're so right you're so right which is actually what i was definitely a timeless thing yes white people have been ripping black culture

since day one listen i'm gonna say this m&m i i hate to be like the hey i'm a new yorker guy but hey i'm a new yorker dead ass dude dead ass if if you if you live in a fucking melting pot you're gonna melt bro you know i mean like people pick up yeah except a lot of these vernacular all the time like i live in california i put bits of spanish like i'll say y mas o menos all the time really yeah i don't learn that spanish doc um more or less okay awesome man no i think i think the problem but admittedly to to defend the internet a whole i think the main issue i see people calling up on is when people kind of uh like go oh it's just some zoomer language and it's av and i think a lot of people are just like don't under like don't

he's a minecrafter you can't even bring this up around him no no no admittedly he's going to rip your dick off me nervous it makes me nervous because i people have a tendency to fucking just just instantly if they hear me go like essentially just hear me disagree with what they say it could get very ugly very quickly yeah um but like AAV is not even the same as ours. Because it's not AAV. No, of course it isn't. Yeah, exactly. The American part is removed.

It's the mandem vernacular English. For me, though, like, the difference... Okay, here's the thing. If you use AAV, that's one thing. If you're throwing on a black scent, like fucking... Oh, yeah. Steven Crowder.

Steven Crowder, or what's his face? Castaways kid. Yeah. Oh, Chet Hanks. That's Pat Walker. If you're like Chet Hanks and you're like, Bumba Cloud, let me tell you. Okay. Okay.

To be fair, Chet Hanks, kind of valid. Oh, my God. I can't. Folks say. Look, look, look. I said this so many times. I've had this conversation with Dream back in 2021. I've had this conversation a million times. One, it's a sign of progress that we're talking about this now

instead of talking about, like, should white people be able to say the N-word all the time? yeah because like i feel like the original age-old debate was yeah how frequently should white people be able to say the n-word what are you doing fiona's had enough fiona she should pull to austin she just went into my fucking she's had enough she went into my shelves okay i i had enough. She went into my shelves. Okay. I do think though that like, listen, it's interesting because I do think there's positive feedback for creators. Like we make missteps all the time. We're putting out so much content now that on a long enough timeline, inevitably you're

going to offend someone. And it's always nice to understand why. Yeah. Why? Or if you've made something that offends people but i feel like we have found ourselves in a weird time as well where people can realize kind of a certain level of like notoriety or they can get a level of attention from a creator they want to talk to by by calling them out by calling them

out and i think particularly in your world um a lot of young people have now fat like be almost become like giga watchmen yeah they're micro analyzing they never give you a good faith interpretation yeah exactly people take the worst the worst worst case scenario and kind of put that judgment on you. And to be fair, from what I understand, I don't think it's even at a point where anyone individually is actually offended. It's more like, hey, this could offend someone. And then you kind of pull around and no one really was, but it's kind of like almost pre-reactive,

like sort of like before anyone gets mad, I'm going to warn you now. And it's like now but I find most reasonable people I think this is the thing, I think a lot of people put the judgement on my side of the community the Minecraft stuff it's very unreasonable

they'll just bite your head off the second you get something wrong it's like a loud minority the majority of the audience are just going to be like hey you made a mistake not only that but i think there's even a larger percentage of people in every group that actually completely overlooks and even goes as far as to whitewash what people's like uh like genuine genuine shit behavior yeah um and and that is what's hilarious about like the inconsistency in stand-ups usually

is that if it's a content creator that you like, then on the one hand, you'll be like, I'm holding them accountable. You'll be hyper-focusing on it. But also on the other hand, sometimes if the content creator himself or herself or themselves comes out and defends themselves, you can go overboard with your parroting of their talking points regularly. Ultimately, I've talked about this so many times, but it comes from a place of helplessness and powerlessness.

That's why you try to hyper-focus on areas where you feel like you're seemingly making change and there is no more area where you get an immediate you know immediate feedback loop than a content creator that is um that you can talk to on on twitter yeah all right moving forward from that zoomer shit to some other zoomer shit kind of in the same vein in your in your home in my? You mean the UK? A Van Gogh was just destroyed. Yeah, so I saw that. I don't know much about it. I saw the video of them throwing... Tomato soup.

Tomato soup. A can of tomato soup. Right, they threw tomato soup on it and then glued themselves to a wall. They did. They do that all the time. Arguably Van Gogh's most famous work, Sunflowers.

Yes. Yes, no, it was. Starry Nights. Yeah, Starry it was starry nights i said arguably okay well i'm arguing yeah i argue against you as well but i see what you say jhb these are called paintings so what you see on your phone normally they have it sometimes it's like a brick and mortar retail concept kind of like an nft and they did it to they've essentially deleted a global climate They did it to global climate change. To protest global climate change. It's called Just Stop Oils.

I didn't understand the super glue thing. To make them harder to remove from the exhibit. Their goal is to be fucking annoying. I'm not going to lie. Museum security and curators are going to handle them very gingerly.

They should just beat the absolute fuck out of them. Oh my God. Will Neff calls for protestors. I mean, come on. Don't protest ever. Will Neff will beat you. No. He will beat the fuck out of you

if you ever push a point he disagrees with. Listen, in my opinion, if you're going to deface a priceless work of art, they didn't know. They couldn't. They got glass. Technically, it's behind a glass, and it wasn't even the original. So that part is.

I don't know if it was behind a glass. It was behind a glass. I don't know the original. It was 100% behind a glass. And also on top of that, it was not even the original. However, I do think that these guys are cringe. They're very much like PETA, where they're like, any kind of PR is good PR.

And I think a lot of times, these kinds of actions, these kinds of works of art, though. Mona Lisa. What I don't understand is, what's the correlation? Why does climate change in any way link to the fall? I think their mentality is, we have to get people's attention no matter what. There's other ways. I can't wrap my head around why priceless pieces of art.

Because they want to get attention for it. They want to draw attention to it. I don't think this is a successful means of doing it. Like I said, that's why I use the PETA example. PETA does this shit all the time too, where they like go overboard with their criticisms and actually end up just kind of making the cause look worse across the board or across the board.

Yeah, that's a real thing. Across the board. Okay, good. Holy shit, it's too early. It's way too early. But having said that, the real genuine modes of protest that are unironically successful, uh, Cowboy Bebop had an episode.

I can't say it. Like, I can't tell you what kind of, uh, climate action. Are you talking about the Teddy bomber? I can't tell you what kind of climate action is genuinely successful because, you know, I don't want to go to prison but um but there have been instances talking about a particular man who used to talk at university no that's not no no okay the unabomber okay we're gonna mention it by the way no no no the unabomber is not the glass he was just crazy bro i don't know there's a glass i don't see any glass there. Fuck's sake. There is glass.

Yeah, there is. No, there is. Not, dude. You can see that isn't making contact with. Look, look, look at the photo. There's a slight shadow. Look, there's like a slight shadow above the painting. Oh, yeah.

From the suit. You can definitely see that there's glass there. I don't know why we're arguing over this. I know that there's glass. I covered this as a story yesterday and I read through the articles. I just believe what my eyes tell me and I don't know why we're arguing over this. I know that there's glass. I covered this as a story yesterday, and I read through the articles. I just believe what my eyes tell me, and I don't see any glass. This guy reports the news, buddy. He would know.

I'm talking to Joe Rogan now because I'm done living in your communist fantasy. I think the problem with protests like this is obviously most people are on the side of climate activists, right? Like, most people agree that we probably need to do more for the climate, right? But all of a sudden, you do something that most people will go, well, that was just unreasonable. And everyone who already has a bit of a disdain towards climate change activists, just fucking hates them more now. It just confirms the ideas that they have about them in their head. I never understand why doing these, like, essentially acts of feminism. I'll give you the defense of it.

Not that I personally agree with it, especially in this instance. But the defense of it is that protest is supposed to make you uncomfortable. It's not supposed to be something that is, it's supposed to be disruptive, right? That's why people sit and then like lock arms on the 405. Yeah, no, I do get it.

I do get why it has to be, like it doesn't have to be disruptive, but I get why it is. But I think the problem with that is the people you are ultimately trying to get through to and change already likely don't like you. And to do things that further grow that disdain, I generally find doesn't reach through to the people that it needs to.

I'm going to tell you, most reasonable people already want to help with climate change. Particularly the issue of climate change, the average Joe just, I'm going to be honest, doesn't give a shit. I think it's something that doesn't touch them on a day-to-day basis.

I think younger generations do. You guys give a shit about climate change, don't you? Yeah, but they're both very intelligent people. No, I think... I appreciate it. Thank you.

I think young people... I think young people see it... That's not me buttering you up. You're young professionals. I think that... Listen, if you're like a Midwesterner and you're getting the

shit kicked out of you by the football team every day you really don't give a you know what i mean like or like you're you're you know yeah but also your impact is like like even right your little change that you're going to do as like the average midwesterner like or just most of the climate change issues come from big industry and shit like that true yeah like i think as an average midwesterner what you're doing i think if there's a way to incentivize good behavior in terms of Most of the climate change issues come from big industry and shit like that. True. Yeah. Like I think as an average Midwestern, what do you really do? I think if there's a way to incentivize good behavior in terms of your carbon footprint, I think we can make a meaningful difference. But again, like the average citizen in like the UK or like the average citizen in Canada

probably isn't that up in arms because they're just trying to get by. Here's a couple of things I want to say. So one, this is cringe. That's precisely why you hear about it in the media all the time. Of course. There are instances of effective climate protests or instances where like the police are incredibly brutal,

like with the North Dakota water protectors that the no DAPL protests that happened, that actually got widespread media coverage, even though private military contractors and police brutalized the indigenous water protectors there and also even veterans that uh went there to defend uh this this uh natural water when you talk to a guest like chat okay well i mean but here's what i here's one thing i got wrong he's like absolutely right so here's one thing I will tell you though. So there are actually symbolic protests that have occurred for climate change

that actually does not get the broad widespread media coverage. I'll tell you a story. A man named Wyn Bruce, a 50-year-old climate activist and Buddhist, set himself on fire, self-immolated in front of the united states supreme court uh last week this was back in april and he meaningfully contributed to greenhouse gases because no setting himself no no no that is that is a historic like i mean they did it during the vietnam war famously like that is a that's a very there's a very famous symbolic form of protest um and his goal was to prompt a national conversation.

However, the reality is that the media gave it no coverage whatsoever. You probably never even heard about this. No. Exactly. Last week. Because that, no. This is all the way back in April. Oh, so last week it resurfaced.

No. I just read it from the article. It said last week, but it was in april oh okay all the way back in april in the beginning of this year he did this um to protest supreme court's decisions against climate change and no one really heard about it no one really talked about it there was like a brief blip on the radar but you hear about this sort of thing because that's i mean i'm not i'm not saying that this is a good thing at all i don't think it's a good thing suicide trigger warning mention of suicide obviously don't do it but

um the media didn't cover it for two reasons one because they don't want more copycats right no which is understandable and two they didn't even want to cover it they didn't want to i mean but they but they cover fucking mass shootings all the goddamn time. Oh, yeah, no, exactly. It's definitely not really the media's concern. As much as you can argue that that is a byproduct, it wouldn't be what they would make. So they don't give a shit when it's a suicidal mass shooter.

They cover it wall to wall. They even fucking mention the name of the shooter and whatnot. When it came down to it, this was not an act that got widespread coverage because I think that it would have sparked a more serious conversation rather than gluing yourself to a Van Gogh. And so the media picks and chooses

what they consider to be cringe enough that it will make the climate movement look bad overall that's that's my as my two cents on the matter i see what you're saying i think i think there's a very fine balance between doing something that is you know cringe enough to reach the media whilst also not just making the movement look fucking terrible i think that's a really fine line. Well, terrible to the people you're trying to change. Like your average boomer is going to see this fucking Van Gogh story and be like, you know, just going to shake their fucking fist to the air. Ultimately, you're not going to be able to cut through the multi-billion dollar,

even trillion dollar, you know, industry that petrodollar rules the world and our reliance on fossil fuels. You just need to put together a dope protest you know what I mean you walk into the lobby of mobile gas 50 people and you just have a fuck fest you all just start

I'm glad that's yours that's the type of shit that I think would work yeah see look at this brilliant mind I didn't know you were French that is the most French way of protesting I've ever... Every time. Sacre bleu, mon petit. Dude, Russia...

And they're experts. And they're experts in fucking protesting. Russia invades Ukraine. French protesters are like, all right, it's titty time. Yeah. Like, literally. Sacre bleu, it's titty time.

That's what they do. They always do that. Mon petit déjeuner. Yeah, it's crazy. My little breakfast. Oh, love it. Omelette de fromage. We did not order fromage. An omelette with cheese. Didn't we? Yeah, it's crazy. My little breakfast. Omelette de fromage. That's an omelette with cheese.

Didn't we? Wait, I thought we got breakfast burritos. Oh, they're on the way? Marsh did it. He did it. What do you boys want to talk about? What's hot in the streets for you young men? Honestly, I don't even know.

What is hot right now? What's hot? I've been here. We did TwitchCon and stuff. Oh, TwitchCon. I suppose hot. I've been here. I've been, you know, we did TwitchCon and stuff. Oh, TwitchCon. I suppose that was the most recent thing. We are four of the only people who did not get violently ill at TwitchCon. That's true. I mean, I got food poisoning. And you also

cracked me on the fucking face so hard in the death pit that I got whiplash. Hasan, they felt like sock and boppers. You swung first. No, I didn't. That's's a lie that's a video lie no no no no they were not broadcasting at that point they closed the pit down we were i did not fire till fired upon you did a shove i did a thing no i left your head completely unprotected i did a

shove because i thought the pre-established thing was that we're just like shoving haha it's like they're pugil sticks have you ever seen american gladiators i was shoving pugilist yeah i was shoving and will saw an opening that i gave him because i did not think he was going to crack me and went whack and directly hit me i did not know that they had a hard center to them. Well, well, because he hit me back right afterward. Now.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was shocked. I was like, I got hit. I was like, you were a field.

They felt like pillows. Yeah. Just like the pit, which felt hard concrete. Yeah. So when he whacked me, I whacked him back. And then I actually did win him.

I did best him, but it doesn't matter because he won the war overall. He broke my fucking neck. Fucking hell. That thing was like, I can't fathom why you think that foam, like what, fucking inches of foam would be enough to break that? What you're supposed to do normally in that situation is have like a trampoline underneath it. But obviously they couldn't do that at the convention hall because like they could have made it deeper.

No, no, no. This is what they should have fucking done. Just have an inflatable, right? I've done those, I've done those fucking battle things countless times, right? At like fun fairs and stuff. You don't do it with a foam pit. If you like, if it's portable, you't do it with a foam pit if you like if

it's portable you just have a big inflatable that there's like a staircase up to so it's elevated like inches off the ground with air and then you have a platform again elevated and you fall onto the fucking inflatable like that and also putting mats down yeah oh like something like that every every british person is born with the renfrew knowledge did you know that yeah yeah Yeah, the Renfair. Yeah, they just uploaded it into him immediately. Look at him. He's just spitting. What are you, a carny? How do you know all this?

He's like, yeah. I can fucking juggle. It's basic. It's basic Renfair. It's Renfair. You like dags. Yeah. That's crazy.

You're just spitting. What about Americans? What are American children born with? I don't know. Also, you're kind of leaving me speechless just because it's so well said. I'm just like, fuck, how could I top that one? You guys don't have to fight it out, dude. Don't worry about it.

I don't want to fight it out. I know everything about Fez. Yeah. God. This is his territory. This is absolutely my territory. I still want to go to a medieval times, which I have yet to go. Oh, man.

That sounds good. I've never done one of those either. I want to do it. Well, that's like your people. Yeah, but I never did it. Oh man, I'm ready. That sounds good. I've never done one of those either. I wanna do it. Well, that's like your people. Yeah, but I never did it. You know what I mean? Oh, it's like going back home to Britain. Yeah.

Not walking the streets of London. Yeah, it's like medieval times. Back to England, yeah. Back to England. Wow, this stuff. Fucking sick. Yeah, this strikes me exactly like Brahms. Fucking blue nightmare.

Yeah, dude. Is that a relative of mine? As you walk through a storm. What do you think about Americans doing British accents? Is this racism? Is this racism? No, I wouldn't say it was racism. Generally, they're really bad.

Like, they're really, really bad. You fucking what, mate? Yours is all right. You fucking always... generally they're really bad like they're really really bad yours is alright he always says one person is alright and it's never me and it's kind of fucked up I'll just say it yours is pretty bad that's fucked up I do a good brick top

from snatch or lock, sock and tea smoking barrels if I throw a dog a bone I don't want to know how it tastes. If you stop me whilst I'm walking in this hallway one more time, I'll cut your fucking yobbles off. That's pretty good. It wasn't bad.

There was moments where... But it wasn't bad. Thank you. I liked it. I think the general audience will be like, that was good, but it was... We're doing it for the general audience.

Yeah, exactly. They'll be pretty satisfied. The largest infliction of retribution applied by an appropriate agent. In your case, an horrible old cunt. Hey. Good.

I mean, he's just doing lines, though. You gotta spit something entirely separate. That's when you've mastered it. Gotta speak from the heart. When you can start talking about like random shit. Shimmy, shimmy yay

Give me the mic so I can take it away Yeah from the home of the Dodge Brown Boyage Yeah from the home of the Dodge of Brooklyn Squad Wu-Tang Killer Bison Swarm That's better That was I think that was a better impression as well I never thought I'd hear that in British JHB let's hear your British accent

Give me your British See I can't do that Do it man Do it man Do it man You've got it That's the only thing You've got it You've got it

Give me a quote Do it man You fucking slag Say you fucking slag You slag You fucking slag What? You didn't even try

Bro you literally said You fucking slag You fucking slag I can't do, you fucking slag. Fucking slag. I can't do that. You fucking slag. I can't yell if I wanted to. You fucking slag. You're a monotone king.

And that's a good thing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I don't know. Say, good afternoon. Good afternoon. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Good afternoon, The Queen Elizabeth. The Queen Elizabeth. I'm looking for a senior trading company. Say good afternoon. The Elizabethan era has now unfortunately come to a close. The Elizabethan. What the fuck did you just say? All right, listen.

Bro, it's how I sound. Listen to me. The easiest British you gotta go first is like chimney sweep. We're like, good day. Yeah, cockney. Cockney geezer. Good. Tiny Tim.

It's a Christmas miracle. Say, please sir, can I have some more? Good day. Yeah, that's how everybody starts. Everybody starts with like a weird cock everybody starts with like a weird cockney uh with like a weird cock accent and then you just move past it you go to push absolutely the this is one tiktok i think she's canadian but uh she does like the best like america american she's canadian but like she does the best like a british accent i've heard from

someone over in this fucking side of the world because everyone always does the fucking like southern london line i'm a cockney geezer you know that's what everyone always wants to do but she just did yorkshire which is like help me i'm from yorkshire i'm from i'm up there in yorkshire uh with trees and that and it's it's it i'll stick with this for a moment um i'm maybe not doing it too much justice but roughly it's from it's right now where you're from it's not far it's not far but um which means the accent is dramatically different it's no it's dramatically different yeah but um uh yeah no she were very good to say so you're saying focus on focus on a weird accent like you lot could do something like that or like scouse

or something like that figure out oh scouse is the best you know what i've noticed which is crazy i'm from liverpool 50 yeah i'm from liverpool 50 is that that bad i'm from liverpool yeah i'm from fucking liverpool that oh come on that americans hear that and they go okay that's good i can admit it i was impressed you were impressed by it oh yeah i mean the ball for i'm not for man the one that the thing they always say is fucking chicken curry and a can of coke yeah that it's crazy but like that is actually how people from liverpool speak yeah yeah they do the soccer puddlyans yeah liverpool um like patty the body oh that was really irish patty the body yeah i mean of course

fucking patty the body what does he always call himself i'm a fucking what do you call liverpool people call themselves yeah i'm not a tory i'm not a tory i'm a fucking Scouser, mate. I'm not a Tory. I'm a fucking Scouser, mate. I'm from Liverpool. Proper fucking fat, mate. Listen, lad. Just do that. How do you say Liverpool? Liverpool.

What? Why did you become French? Liverpool. I'm from Liverpool. I am from Liverpool. Yes, we're here. I'm from Liverpool. You know what's a crazy phenomenon? What's that?

Somehow, the Brits have infected American media. Like half the roles for just American characters are British people now. You never see an American play a Brit outside of Brad Pitt playing that one. Not convincingly. What do you think of Brad Pitt as the Pikey in Snatch? Yes. He might as well be

Terry B. Parsha as the Perry Winkler. You like Dags Day? Yeah, I like freaking Dags. What? Well, he's really,

he's really, that's really Irish. Well, he's a Pikey. It's a, it's, you can't say that, that's rude.

Yeah. That's why I, yeah, that's rude. That's a direct quote from the film. He's a, he's a traveler.

Yes. An Irish traveler. An Irish traveler. Yeah, that's the proper term for it. You have no idea what these are. This movie came out when you were born. I'm just thinking about it.

I've seen Snatch. I know of it, but I've never seen Snatch. You've never seen Snatch? I've heard of it, but I've never seen it. It's my favorite movie of all time. That's your birthright. Guy Ritchie fucked Madonna and made like three great films. No, that's not true.

She was like a muse. Guy Ritchie fucked Madonna and then made horrible movies. This is pre-madonna guy i'm saying both those things happened not sequentially so guy and guy richie used to make not his muse guy richie used to make banger guy movies like just lock stock and two smoking barrels rock and roll uh obviously snatch which is my favorite, just guy movies. And they were so good. Action packed. There's a lot of like,

you know, drama, a lot of dark satire. And then he started dating Madonna and then he made awful movies. He still makes kind of awful movies. The Gentleman was like, all right,

it was kind of a return to old Guy Ritchie. It was kind of a return to old Guy Ritchie, but not really. He's lost it. Snatch is great. Top, top 100 films of all time. Might be able to have it on the plane. There you go. I bet they have Snatch. I bet they have Snatch. A few hours. old guy richie but not really he's lost in lockstep snatch is great top top 100 of all time

i'll be able to have it on the plane there you go i bet they have snatch i bet they have snatch few hours yeah oh yeah i i literally i was like bro you're you're not going you're not flying back before you do this podcast you know what he didn't do he didn't warn me he wanted to film the podcast that's true so right he's when i asked you if i could stay you were like we'll film like an episode of the podcast i was like cool and then i was that wasn't the condition you didn't have no no no no no he made me sign a contract but anyway he was like i'm an episode of the podcast and i was like yeah cool and i've been here for i've been here for nearly a week and never once did you mention the podcast so i just figured yeah he's probably not bothered so i i mind. We had another guest that was supposed to be on

and you were supposed to be on with them. And, you know, they had to pull out for a good reason. They had to pull out for a good reason. And I didn't realize you were leaving today. Originally, I wasn't, but my friend has a concert. And because you didn't tell me that we were going to film today, I just changed my mind Which friend?

James Marriott He's doing his second ever gig Tomorrow And I'm going to try There's not any room On the guest list And the tickets are bought out But I'm going to try

And find a way in Nice Yeah He's going to snake in You know who does A terrible American accent? Who? Benedict Cumberbatch

I can't stand Listening to him do Doctor Strange I'm Doctor Strange I to him do Doctor Strange. I'm Doctor Strange. I don't find Doctor Strange is that bad. This is, I mean. Well, you're British. Well, you're British.

Exactly, but this is what I'm saying. From my perspective, it's fine. Jesus Christ. What do you think of Tom Holland? I don't mind Tom. Tom's pretty good. Yeah. It's kind of, it's just weird how good Brits are at doing American accents.

It does blow my mind a little bit. I think they're easier to do. There's less nuance. To be honest, though, they all do the same one. They do, like, some version of the East Coast where it's like, hi, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch. None of them can do, like, California or, like, anything beyond. I don't even know.

We had this conversation with Jag on stream, like, recently where there is, like, an American general, they call it. But even though everyone says, like, it's is called a there is like an american general they call it but even though everyone says like it's not actually a general american accent um yeah it's vaguely east coast and i don't know yeah i guess i've never heard any like british guy come with like a midwestern like oh yeah don't you know yeah i come i i bet there's a lot i bet there is one like the midwest though because because we were watching a video about it, and that's those fucking weird ones. There's a lot of nuance in the East Coast as well

as a consequence of time. You know who actually did the worst accent of all time? Daniel Craig in Knives Out. He does a foghorn leghorn where he's like, I say, I say, there's been a murder on y'all. Oh, I love that. That's quite funny, though. I love that.

I think that's intentional. Let's do it. Let's pull it up. Oh, actually, you know who the worst accent of all time is? Anna Day Armis doing Marilyn Monroe. I think we've even talked about it. I don't think I've seen this. Oh, bro.

So before they pull this up, we'll watch this, too. It says best of Daniel Craig too. A donut with a donut. It didn't have different endings depending on where you watched it. So who the fuck is that? I don't know. This has been Wablunk.

We were just discussing possible motives in the family. Oh, no. Harlan has told you much unfiltered truth about each of them. And a little bird has told me Oh, no. That's great. It's supposed to be that. I've been wanting to watch this. So it's funny that Anna Day-Armas is in that,

because I love Anna Day-Armas. Me too. I think she's wonderful. And she recently did a movie called Blonde, which is about Marilyn Monroe. Yes, I saw it. Now, this is one of the funniest things is and it's something that blew my mind and today armis incredible actress all credit to her i think she's marvelous but apparently she just could not get the voice right the voice she could not and and mar And Marilyn Monroe is an iconic character, so, like, pretty well documented.

Also, Marilyn Monroe is, like, in my opinion, Marilyn Monroe is like Arnold Schwarzenegger, where everyone can do a Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. Like, I can do an Arnold very easily. Or like an Elvis, you know? Happy birthday, Mr. President. Oh, damn.

Jesus Christ. Everybody can do it. So, pull up the trailer for Blonde. It is incredible, because she could not. I feel about that shit. And they had her do like voiceover to try and get it. They had her do coaching to try and get it. And it's still like, it's bad.

Wait, who was her? Andrew Dominic apparently is like also weirdly like anti-abortion and has a scene in Blonde where like marilyn monroe is like getting an abortion or something and and he makes it seem as though there's like an actual living breathing baby with a heartbeat inside of her he put that in there is what i heard i haven't seen it yet oh also weird that as we're talking about bad accents the fucking knives out trailer shows up as well like as if well. She's in that. She's in it.

Here, just click that, yeah. Oh, yeah, that comes out a bit. Wait, there's more Knives Out? They're going to make them like a series, I think. It's time! I mean, she looks the part. She looks so good, yeah.

She looks great. But she could play anything and I would... Here you go. Maybe what's her... What? Why does she sound European? She looks great. She could play anything. Here you go. Maybe. What's tart? What? Why does she sound European? She couldn't get it.

What is she? Is she Argentinian? She could not get it. I guess I was discovered. No. Yeah, dude. Stop. So, pause.

Bro, she sounds Spanish. This is one of the most fascinating stories to me because apparently on set, they were desperately trying to coach her to get rid of her accent. And then even they had her do voiceover. They had her come in. Oh, they did ADR to fix it?

They did ADR and she still couldn't get it. Okay, nothing tops what I'm about to say. And I wonder if you can get it. Worst accent of all time. Think about it. Worst in a film. Like someone trying to do an accent. Yeah.

I have a comedic one, but it's not like serious. I mean, I would probably say Jean-Claude Van Damme doing Guy in the Street Fighter movie. No. Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman. Oh my God. I knew it. Gal gadot and wonder woman is incredible especially because like they tried it's like so funny she's surrounded by a cast of more talented people than her she is not a good actress at all tried to have the other characters

match her accent and it just came out crazy they were like oh she's amazonian that's why it's different mascara and it's just like this weird kind of quasi israeli yeah it's just gal gadot trying to not have an israeli accent but then everyone else matches it okay yeah which is it's just i don't know i mean she is just incredibly beautiful but not a very good actress at all um but you say I've really seen much of what she, because I just heard they were shit movies. Yeah, I never, I watched the first one. The soundtrack was crazy, though.

There's like a bunch of like screaming. I didn't listen to the soundtrack. When I think of the bad accent thing, I think of Brad Pitt and the Glorious Bastards, just like the comedic, just, what does he say again? Oh, you want to know? And I want my scalps. You want to know i want my scouts you want to know yeah i mean he he does like his italian is pretty good it's when he talks to

christoph waltz yeah movie all right bonjourno on the opposite end of the spectrum one of my favorite character roles of all time which is probably now no longer acceptable have you guys ever seen the movie True Romance? It's the movie that Quentin Tarantino produced. Oh, I haven't seen it, but I know I've watched it. I have now, but I've seen a lot of Quentin Tarantino. Okay, we might watch this behind the paywall. Gary Oldman plays a white guy

who is pretending to be Native American who speaks in full patois. And Native Americans speak in patois? And says the N-word frequently. Oh, that's crazy. It's a Tarantino movie. Why do people say the N-word? But so it's like supposed to be like a poser white guy.

Basically like a white guy who like is like a full, you know, like wannabe. Yeah, yeah, sure. But Gary Oldman smashes this role. Oh, so he just goes all out. Oh, I mean, he's a thespian. Another thespian. Another thespian. Okay, speaking of Brad Pitt and bad accents, though,

we saw the best of Brad Pitt in Snatch with the, you like Doc's day, the pikey. But the worst of Brad Pitt, you have to pull up Brad Pitt patois. Oh, God. Oh, is this in Joe? Meet Joe Black? Yeah.

That's it. That's it. That's it. I've watched this already. This is bad. This is a hate crime. It's got 9 million views. It's a hate crime.

You are watching. I'm making you watch a hate crime. God, he was so handsome. Oh, Jesus. What year is this? How long ago? So handsome, though. No,? How long ago? So handsome though. What?

Oh Jesus. What? Oh Jesus. What? Oh Jesus. What? Oh Jesus. What?

Oh Jesus. What? Oh Jesus. What? Oh Jesus. What? Oh Jesus. What?

Oh Jesus. What? Ohie. What? Oh, Jesus. I don't know. That's supposed to be like a tender moment as well. Like he's like trying to relate. No, she stops. She's like, what the fuck?

That's so cringe, bro. That's what she said. You going to be all right, mama? Go over to Dr. Lady. Mom going to be fine now. Oh, Jesus. I can't. That's Brad Pitt saying that. That's wild to me. He also gets assassinated by two cars in this movie. Yeah.

It's pretty funny. He's the angel of death. How is he? And what you is he? Is it I'm from that next place? Oh, Jesus Christ. It's like painful. That was a good one. Yeah, Jesus Christ. It's like painful. That wasn't good. Yeah, they wrote that.

They really swung big. They went big with it. They wrote that. They wrote that in there. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. I hope the angel of death speaks to me in a patois. And I hope it's Brad Pitt.

You're like, why are you? You're like, I grew up in Princeton. I grew up in Princeton. I'm from New Jersey. Why are you speaking to me like this? You got to go easy now. It's so good. I die?

So odd. Yeah. Oh, man. It was a different time. Yeah, it was. It was a different time. Okay. We are at 50 minutes.

I think we should wrap it up here and then move on to the paywall part. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And the only reason why I'm saying that is because I want to use the bidet again. Oh, you got to. Thinking about it. All those extra bells and whistles really do tickle your pickle, don't they? Yeah.

Why did you have to say it like that? Actually, tickles is taint. Well, like. Yeah. Oh, okay. Taint, goos. You can move it. You can move the bidet angle.

Oh, so you could tickle your taint if you wanted. You could have it soap down your balls real quick. Hit the backside. Hit the back walls of your balls. That would be good. Or that. On that note, we will be talking more about salacious things, including looking at one-piece penises. By the way,

where can our audience catch you guys? You can find me on Twitter, JHB team. That's where I mostly am. He's incredible. Thank you. I'm everywhere. Like literally,

I'm on all of them, but they're all Jack Manifold TV. Jack Manifold TV. Jack Manifold TV and JHB team. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you. And if you want to catch the paywall episode, behind the paywall, it's at patreon.com slash fearand.

Right. Is that bad? Is that bad? Oh yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Not one bit. The Paywalled episode is actually going to be just me doing a variety of different British accents and

trying to get Jack Manifold to finally say that they're good. How does it feel listening to this? It's like it feels like that woman talking to fucking Brad Pitt. Yeah, exactly. I'm just staring like, what the fuck? Jack Manifold, I'm from

the other place, damn. Come to take your way. No mercy. Do you have any weird fetishes, JHB? No comment. Oh, that's definitely a yes. That's a hard yes. Relax, relax.

A man who says no comment is a man with a hard yes. Yeah, this is shit. These are women that have recently consumed men. Not necessarily men, just anyone. Yeah, yeah. Huh. That's boring yeah do you ever just think about being inside the soft warm lining oh fuck someone put like