Fear& - Jasontheween Educates The Elderly | Fear&

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

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do a hinge voice in front of a bunch of 30-year-olds. I don't know if it's a good idea. I bet you it's good in front of me. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann Podcast, where the crew is back together, and we have a very, very special guest, Jason DeWeen. Thank you so much. That's right. Wow.

Happy to be here. Well, welcome. Welcome to the Fear Ann House. It took the hellish fires, the seventh layer of hell to open up in Los Angeles to be able to get all four of the original cast members here together. This is amazing. I feel a little out of place.

Why? No, I'm just kidding. I feel at home. Okay, that's right. Didn't we make you feel welcome when you... Well, you know what? I made you feel welcome. You did.

Thank you. You did. Hassan was kind of moody, a little sassy today. Yeah, well, he came in and Jason just kind of stood there and I was like, I got to be the person to talk. I appreciate you for that. Because if I don't, it's going to be awkward. Eventually, after five minutes, I said-

127. It's not 127. I think it's- You're right. It's 128. What does that mean? It's not 127. This is also-

Did you do the autism test? This happens to also be the first- Oh, I did not do the autism test. Oh my God, you're right, it's 128. No, it's not 127. This is also, this happens to also be the first. Oh, I did not do the autism test. Oh my God, you're autistic. This is the only day that I've ever like streamed for an hour and then stopped streaming randomly because I was like, I couldn't do it because I had so much pain. Hasan, respectfully, I think, I understand you're in pain. However, I think it would have been the same if he would have walked in that.

Is that how you are off-screen? No. He's a really nice. No, no, no. He's nice. No. He loves you. I am accommodating.

It's just right now I'm not, you know, I'm not at my best. Let's do some zinc. Zins. Zins. Yeah, on that note. We love Hassan here. We just give him a hard time. Austin just tries to dagger me in my weakest moments right now. He's like kicking

a man while he's down. Typical. Typical Austin behavior. You want to try it? You want to try the Zin? I don't think you should do that. Have you ever had one before? I have. Really? I have. Was it a sixer or a three? I don't think you should do that. Have you ever had one before? I have. Really? I have.

Was it a sixer or a three? I don't know. What the fuck does that mean? No, no, no, no, no. A bear trap? No, no, no, no, no. You'll throw up. Pack a horseshoe.

You'll throw up. Just put one. I don't know if I'll be able to talk. That's good content. Is this illegal? I'm 20. No, wait. Is it 21 or 18? That's 18. Give me that back. I don't know. It's 18? I'm 20. No, wait. Is it 21 or 18?

That's 18. Give me that back. I don't know why it's 18. It's 18. It's 18. No, it's definitely 21. Is it really? I think so.

You got a fake? You're going to check and say 20? Yeah. That's why he fell out of place. He's the only one under 30 at this table. Holy fucking shit. Yeah, it's sad. Not only under, like, super under 30. Can we get a quick age check?

31. 30. 33. Yes, hello. I'm old. I am 35. Is that a real mic test test are you just fucking with me when mark said wait can you say that again i was like oh he's in disbelief

yeah there's no way i'm 33 years old holy fucking but i got a lot of mileage on my body i think like i'm a i'm like i'm feeling like i'm 58 that's what i feel like right now i'm fresh i don't have a lot of miles you have the most mileage no i i have a they when they were partying i was at applebee's eating wonton tacos and oreo milkshakes in college okay they drank in their 20s i drank water i'm ready to party now so what age is old for y'all probably 45 measure age like it's a time measurement but i think people age at different rates based on their health so it really depends on how healthy when you get to a certain age jason you start to say my age is just a number yeah that's how you know you've kind of gotten to it. What age were you when you said that? 30.

I feel old. I think 28 is when you're going to start being like, I'm old. It's fine. I'm not 30 yet. I'm not 30 yet. Y'all pulling up to my 21st or what? I don't know yet. Okay. Well, yeah, we're pulling up. All of us. I don't know about that.

It's going to be a big party. Bro, I'm going to pull up. I'm going to phase up because unlike this fraudulent auntie, I'm a real one. I'll be there. No, this is. Where's your chain? I'm too old.

I'm not wearing it right now. Oh, you're not wearing your chain? Wow. It's in my jewelry box, in my to-go box to evacuate. Now we know who's responsible to face out arson. That wasn't me. I was on that text and I told him to leave. Okay. He was an OC.

Creepy. He's obsessed. I'm just aware of what my nephew is doing. I'm sorry. When some people are not being positive enough role models, I have to step in. You're trying to go and party with him.

No, I'm trying to be there as a chaperone. Oh, okay. Also, also. I would love to do drugs with y'all. Also, where were you? No, we're not doing drugs. Where were you these past couple of days? Oh, I can answer that.

In League Elo Hell. That's where you were that is you and your plan with we cute a couple games I tried to play with him he's awful yeah I played with fan fan she was bad well did you play Yvonne well did you play with I play with Dom I feel like there's a person missing from this Liz cutie you know I came up with the idea? That is not that's whoa whoa whoa pause. Not true.

I've been doing the grind to gold since 2018. That's so sad. Don't admit that. You came up with the idea of the both of us doing it together

but every time the season the week before the season ends I grind and I never make it. So I have a theory Why wouldn't you just let me carry you?

Number one you didn't have a computer last night. He did. You were evacuated. I was here. Well, okay. What rank are you? What? What rank are you?

My highest rank? Emerald. Damn. That's pretty good. Yeah, you would know. I peaked like plant one when I was 16. But in rival marvels, I'm headed up to diamond right now. You know, my God ranked came out.

I got to play that. That's pretty good. I don't want to talk about marvel rivals. Dead to me. It's dead to me. Okay. So obviously a lot of you guys are probably aware that we are still in Los Angeles, California. And Los Angeles, California is currently on fire.

Okay. And I have a theory. I have a theory. And today this is going to be a little bit like a deposition. Cutie Blair, Cinderella, you and Ludwig Ogren must address the crimes against the people of Los Angeles that you have committed

by opening up a portal of hell and causing these wildfires to happen in Los Angeles in a deal with the devil to get to platinum for Lud and perhaps an even more difficult accomplishment than Ludwig reaching

platinum. You finally getting out of bronze. No, no, no. Bronze has never been the problem. I would like to make that very clear. You finally... Bronze has never been the problem. I'm always out of bronze. You have to deny the accusation. Number one, it's surprising that the fires have gotten this big since Hassan

lives here and he, that guy, that guy blows. You cannot deflect the way okay can i here still haven't denied it yet oh i did it here's the evidence i have cutie's been permanently stuck in bronze since by her own admission 2018 okay no but since 2018 what has changed we've had wildfire seasons in california los angeles since 2018 routinely okay some of them have been devastating like the campfire fire that was devastating okay it has never been this destructive nor disastrous some liberals might call this climate change and erratic weather patterns and having an incredibly

dry rainy season for los angeles i say you did a deal with the devil well i am a liberal and this was our january 6th but we got a little confused because we were empathetic and so we lit our own state on fire your honor she's too tired to commit this crime. Yeah. That's actually so true. She's too tired. What have you been doing? What have I been doing?

You spent 54 hours playing League of Legends. Leave her alone. Yeah. 54 hours. There's not even that many hours in two days. Well, it made me happy. I'm happier than ever my house you're happy playing league i love it i love league of legends i'm happy

i'd be happier no i've got it how easily he opened that kind of ruined your face looks swollen and stupid and soggy saggy damn it i said soggy i am soggy i got tears in my eyes from the pain i feel but in the pain in my heart i've been playing league and watching the fires and that's all i've been doing that's a yeah watching the fires to be like come on devil like look at all the fires that i signed off on get me to gold please it just it just you know i think i'm the people's princess and i don't get enough credit for it ludwig he hits all of his goals and he always does good and i never hit mine and i think i stay relatable that way

i think it's important to have someone that's relatable in this industry. I'm not on magazine covers. I'm not a size zero. No, I'm not. You're on complex.com. That's not a magazine cover. Oh, you're right. Yeah, but you will be. You will be.

What magazine cover has Mud been on? I don't know. I'm talking about other streamers. I'm talking about the PokeMains, the Valkyrays, the Girly Pops. They've been on magazine covers? Valkyray's been on freaking Vogue You think I can get on Vogue? No I do

Wait, do men go on Vogue? Yeah No, just women only I'm trying to go to the Gucci fashion shows Trying to up my fashion What do you mean by that? You know you can just buy a ticket? No, like I want to sit like

No, no, he wants You want an invite You want to be on the stage where they'd walk past and you're sitting there like nonchalantly either either you need to like have it or and i i'm saying this is uh like you know sometimes brands will invite me to stuff or he's bragging he's saying or you need to hire yes i'm bragging or you need to hire a person that specifically does that so you've been to one of these shows? I have refused to go to some of these shows, yes. Which one?

Dolce & Gabbana. Why? What did they do? Their supportive animal fur. No, it's not that. It's just that it was not the best brand fit, let's say, because it's a very expensive brand and also kind of gauche. Gauche.

I feel like if I went to Milan Fashion went to milan fashion week uh at their invitation i would have it was also at a time where i was getting doxxed and like yelled at a lot for being a rich socialist what does gauche mean the wedding was charming if a little gauche oh what is that now i understand what does that what does that mean if you think? It's only so far. New money goes. Oh, just like it's your just fucking just... It's tacky. It's loud. It's brash. Which, by the way, I like Dolce & Gabbana.

I wear some of their stuff when they send me stuff. Please keep sending me stuff. Yeah. They send you free clothes? They sent me the Dolce & Gabbana razor chair, too. What the fuck? That's the one that you sit on. Wait, what?

My second seat is Dolce & Gabb wait what my second seat oh thank you yeah i didn't even know they made chairs i didn't either you'll get there you'll get there we haven't let jason introduce himself jason please introduce yourself oh thank you you're welcome we're like 20 minutes in nah my name is jason um i'm streamer, and I like to eat food. That's amazing. What's your favorite food? This is why we don't let people introduce themselves. I think he needed to introduce himself.

I think it was important for his self-esteem. Okay. Not true. Do you feel better now? I do feel a little better. That's what I thought. Okay. You've got pretty high self-esteem.

You've got a lot of confidence. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen... Okay. I've got a question for you, Jason. Sure. You did something that is like one of the most ballsy things I've ever seen a streamer do. You popped up without even flinching your phone with all your DMs on your dating profile. Oh.

Now, I have a question for you. Was that like your stream dating profile or was that your actual dating profile? I don't have an off-stream dating profile. Just for a frame of reference, he uses Grindr. Oh. Every one of his messages

No, we need to do a Grindr stream. So he was... Oh, he can't. So for the record... What? Let's do a Grindr stream. Put out. We could really do a Grindr segment. No, no, no, no. For the record, I don't actively use Grindr right now, but have I used Grindr?

Absolutely. And looking for a come-hungry power bottom, willing to do third parties. Show me your abs. Wait, you're a bottom? No. No, he's looking for a come-hungry power bottom. Hold on. No, no, no.

Look, this is inappropriate conversation to be having around Chase. I'm a grown ass man. I'm a grown ass man. So, yeah, but. Do you know what a come hungry is? I mean, I think I could do. Connect the dots. I'm not a, do I look like a come hungry?

All the power is generated from the bottoms. First of all, there's nothing wrong with bottoms. I think I appreciate. Bottoms rights advocacy once again. Look, I just don't. It's not something that I prefer to do, but it's something that happens. It's something that you're physically incapable of doing. No, no.

I think I could. You see what a man loves a man. Look, none of this is a pro. Look. What are you talking about? You started the conversation. I didn't bring up Grindr. You brought up dating apps, obviously.

Yeah, I was just asking is that your is that your is the dating is the dating app you showed on screen is that the one you actually use i i haven't i haven't used the dating app to actually go dating okay you use discord okay all right he also he also just like does like uh like his own version of sexy voice okay yeah i saw that like on him i've retired my hand can you do that can you do the hinge voice can you do the hinge voice yeah let's do a hinge voice in front of a bunch of 30 year olds have you guys been sleeping i'm not well will the world's on fire i can't sleep at all will i know i know both of you are warriors and

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it was it was i have trauma from this because i go on i go on pokey and lily's podcast sweet and sour and they're like tell us your story with the phase boys how did you meet jason i tell the story he met you on hinge yeah we met on him um no i tell the story blah blah and i see the the clip on tiktok and i'm like oh that's great and i click on the comments and the comments are like why is the search bar cutie cinderella grooms phase boys and i was like she groomed you no i didn't look at the way he flinched when you went up like that he's obviously scared um and so i'm like i like it made me so like what the like it's correct what how did things happen well we met on hinge you groomed

him to what be a fine gentleman like no no it was just weird it was this weird and then i like go down this rabbit hole nice young man yeah and so i just think you guys are being a little inappropriate around this child no he's not a child i'm a grown-ass fucking man i'm just saying it was just i just this is so when you're sitting here talking on this anyway i didn't groom we can have a conversation wait talking about what sex oh yeah he doesn't know about it okay you're in a man loves man you can't control like what the tiktok search bar is like there's some crazy shit it was crazy no yeah there was like you know max had his whole thing with a center arch thing

well oh that was well he controlled that one no no he misclicked yeah yeah totally no sometimes you're going to comment i saw him admit to it i saw the clip where he was like you're saving your boy though i saw him i saw him go yeah i saw it sometimes you unconsciously click the blue comment okay well he seemingly was conscious when he admitted to why he clicked on it well i click i clicked on the blue comment because i was like what could they possibly have that shows can you sort of grooms face what was it it was it was you buying him toys it went to this clip clip of this girl explaining how Banks grooms all the FaZe boys and that's why he only has children work for him.

And I'm like, what's going on? Banks groomed me. No! Stop saying this stuff. I did not get groomed. You do have a proclivity towards Chromehearts now. No, I don't have one Chromehearts. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. You're being groomed. I have one Chromehearts. I got a Chromehearts right here. I think Banks groomed me too. Hey, that's it. That's it. He's groomed. I have one Chrome Hearts. I got a Chrome Hearts right here. I think Banks groomed me too. Hey, hey, hey. I think Banks groomed me too because I want Chrome Hearts now. Oh, yeah.

Banks just chromed head to toe. No. Oh, chrome head to toe. I thought you said groomed head to toe. No. Jesus Christ. Judy Cinderella is worried about these halocs. The only person that found me underage was Ron.

Ron groomed you? Ron groomed me. No, stop it. Wait, what? How old is Ron? They're like the same age. He was 18. Let's talk about some real shit.

What did you first start doing when you were streaming? When? What did I start doing? Oh, man. Brings me back. Did a lot of things. I played a lot of Valorant. Okay.

How old were you? I was like late 17, turning 18. And you must have been good at Valorant. Nah, I was like, I hit like Ascendant 3. Okay, that's good. That's good. Yeah, nah, I don't want to leave. Yeah, not the past.

I did a lot of things in the past. He's so bad at playing. He would flirt with women. No, no, no. This is what I did. I would call. I did a lot of things in the past. He's so bad at telling stories. He would flirt with women. No, no, no. This is what I did. I would go on this website called ePow, and I would call girls. Eowt? No, no, no.

ePow. It used to be eGirl. Remember eGirl? Oh, yeah. I've done that, too, by the way. I have a very famous video. Oh, yeah, but you have an ePow? No, I didn't have an ePow, but I hired e-girls to carry me in COD.

Holy shit. Do you think I could sell myself on e-pal? Yeah. No. Yeah, you could. Yo, you know what we should do for a stream? Who would want a Bronze League player? We should do you and Hasan e-pal against each other and who can make more money in a day.

What? That's a good segment. Why are you giggling? He's laughing. Your fans are broke. He doesn't think you're a good segment. He's laughing. He doesn't think you're a real threat. I'm not going to lie. I know I'll lose.

But he's worse at video games than you are. It's not about video games. It's about voice. Can I hear the voice? For me? Yeah. Give me your sexy voice you used that's dude you sound like buffalo you don't know what pain is yeah no sexy voice do the voice jason do the voice okay but i kind of like need someone to do it too oh my god oh my god she already groomed you like okay are you ready she's been waiting

for this i'm your i'm on hinge blip i click on your profile i see you say things i can't do this i'm listening i'm not looking i'm not on your profile i see a photo of you with uh with black hair with the gray tank top he's cute and i think to myself he's a handsome young man okay okay and then i see you also have a sense of humor because what is, lo and behold, I scroll down and it says like, oh, I hate period cramps. I'm like, wow, this person understands the plight that I go through. I am a Vietnamese girl of Vietnamese descent in growing up in Seaside at the age of 18. This is way too soon.

You might have been groomed by us. Okay. Now, I said to you, I love Boba. Can we go on a Boba date? This episode is going to be called, Who Groomed Jason? What the fuck is this conversation? I love Boba. Can we go on a Boba date?

Why are you a Vietnamese girl? Are you a Vietnamese girl? He's Vietnamese. I'm Vietnamese. Oh, I knew that. You did not know that. I didn't know that. What are you? He's avoiding the voice. Don't let him out of it.

I can't do the voice. Guess what I am. He's not going to guess. Guess my ethnicity. Oh my god. We can't move through one block of content. You look white.

Thank you. That's what he has. Please give me your voice. Okay. I want Boba. All right, fine. I'll do it. Okay.

Oh my God. What's good, mamas? There's so much lip movement. Is that part of it? Does that help with the frequency yeah no it helps okay you gotta get into it i'm not really into it right now okay do your do your result everybody do your their riz voice go ahead my riz voice yeah what's your real baritone i just had a little steve blum i just like you like squint a little bit squint a little bit

oh no he squidwarded a little bit. Okay, okay, you do it. Well, I just, I just probably, like, start to talk real low like this. Yeah, how are you doing? Y'all nibble ears. Oh, yeah. Okay, cutie, do your Riz voice. I'm not doing that.

Do your Riz voice! Do your Riz voice! This is not a safe place for a wedding. Do your Riz voice! You drop your voice real low. You were late. Do your Riz voice. I go like this, and I get really low. Oh, my God. Do your Riz voice. I go like this and I get really low.

Oh my God, she's like the one who sold the blood pills. I get really low. Oh yeah, yeah. Theranos. Yeah, you're like Theranos. Elizabeth Theranos. Okay. Oh, what's up?

Say that you have an exciting new product you want to introduce the world to with only one drop of blood. What is this from? Oh my God, you don't know anything! I don't get the reference either. He doesn't. We're young. Yeah, he's 20.

You're a grown ass adult. I'm 20. Figure out your life. I don't know what the hell they're talking about either. Theranos? I don't know what you're talking about. Thanos. The famous like.

This side of the table. The famous lady with the turtle neck who got arrested and went to jail for defrauding. Some of us grew up in not that culture. This was five years ago. In the United States of America. It was a very high profile case. You were 30. Yes. Thank you. I'm 31. She defrauded her investors.

By lying and saying that with one drop of blood you could find genetic diseases. I was very busy five years ago. Doing what? Streaming. Wait, five years ago was COVID. I think we were all kind of busy. We were busy dealing with the global pandemic. What were you doing?

Oh, my God. Anyway, here's my Riz voice. This is how I do it. This is all big Riz. He can do his Riz voice. That's clipped and on tape. This is a fan cam right now. Jason, what are you into these days outside of streaming? What's got your ear, your eye, your attention?

You know, I like to go to the gym a lot. That's's not true this guy just want to laugh yeah why is he laughing why is he laughing why is he laughing i told jason he should get a personal trainer bro you just you literally walked in the house that wasn't fat no no i'm getting fat but i still go to the gym okay that's fair do you eat I just eat. Yeah. I've been getting full a lot. Okay. You know, I need to get back, though.

Honestly, I'm going to go right after this. To the gym? I'm going to the gym after this. With the air quality at an absolute zero. Yeah, you could probably wait. You can wait until the air quality's better. No, I'm going to go to LA Fitness. I go to LA Fitness.

Wow, I respect that. I go to an LA Fitness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go to LA Fitness. Okay. Maybe a chest pump in, and go home and um do some work come a lot of work what does work consist of you know business meetings um at 10 p.m on a thursday night okay yes actually i do i get meetings i plan out

um future content you know i'm aspiring streamer so um i don't think you're aspiring anymore i think you've done it you're a streamer you're right you could quit now you wanted yeah that's what austin did when do y'all want to retire hey yeah that's right i did you did retire i don't know no not yet i think i'll come back give me a second once this fucking asshole get in my tub he's been he's been saw again his tub oh wait i forgot to reply to you there was a fire there was a fire i felt bad like i felt like i did ask her to get in the tub but i was like man it'd be really insensitive to like be like hey hello like during the fire oh was it because you called us approximately 18 times collectively, like me, Caroline, between me, Caroline, and Will.

You called us like 18 times yesterday. You called me twice while I was getting drilled in the mouth. Like I had two dudes inside of my mouth from 8 a.m. There was a dentist. What is going on? I was at the dentist. Okay. from 8 a.m. There was a dentist. What is going on? I was at the dentist. Yeah, well, okay. And this guy knew that I was at the dentist and called me anyway.

What the fuck did you want to tell me? I did not know you were at the dentist. You literally said, why don't you pick up my... Thanks for picking up my call, asshole. Replying to a photo of me on the dentist chair. Because I know it gets a rise out of him.

I was like, what the fuck does this guy want? Hassan doesn't realize half the time when I do this shit to him, I know it gets a rise out of him. I was like, what the fuck's this guy want? I realize half the time when I do this shit to him, I know it gets a rise out of him. So I poke him and I like to do it. Look, the reason I called is because I wanted to know. I didn't. Look at what I forgot to send him. I will fight you. Look, number one, I wanted to know if everybody was safe.

And I did call multiple times to check to see if everybody's okay. I did. And then I needed to know. Call him out. I didn't get a text. Okay. Call him out. No.

Call him out. No. Call him out. No, what you're about to say is not fair. Call him out. No, don't. Will. Call him out.

No. Do it. No. No, don't. Will. Call him out. No. Do it. No. No, listen. No, people are going to twist this. He did call to check if I was okay. I did. He did call to check to make sure Caroline was okay.

He did call to check to make sure Hassan was okay. Yes. But earlier in the day. Way earlier. Before any of this material. He did call a few times to make sure the gay bars were open. No. That's not true. That's not true.

That's not true. That is not true. He's like, I'm going to come to LA for the weekend. I'm going to come to LA for the weekend. All hell's breaking loose. Need to make sure. No, this is not true. Have you ever been to a gay bar? This is a gross...

That'd be good content. Really? Go with your uncle. Why would you get canceled for going to a gay bar? This is a gross... That'd be good content. Really? Drag brunch? Go with your uncle. Why would you get canceled for going to a gay bar? Just go with me. You'll be safe. Yeah, let's do a gay bar street.

I feel like Zoomers might get mad at him for being a straight guy at a gay bar or something. I don't know if 20-year-olds get mad at night. I don't know. You got to go to the gay bar during the daytime. Yeah, yeah. I think a drag brunch would be fine. Yeah, a drag brunch would be fine. But if you go to the gay bar at nighttime.... Yeah, yeah. I think a drag brunch would be fine. Yeah, a drag brunch would be fine.

But if you go to the gay bar at nighttime. What's that street in LA that's just gay? Santa Monica Boulevard. The gay street? Down the street. Down the street. Boys Town. Boys Town.

That's in Chicago. Boys Town. Weeho. But my point is, I called originally. Okay. Because he was worried about me, Will, Caroline, and also the industry. No. After, when it got real in my head...

When it got real, I canceled everything. Well, number one... By the way, side note, I did have to evacuate yesterday. Yes. The fire was right next to my house. I thought my house was burned. You know what? I thought your house was gone.

I'm going to let you off the hook. First of all, I... It was early on in the day. Okay? It was early you off the hook. First of all, I it was early on in the day. Okay. It was early on in the day. Number one. Number two, what I was calling for is to make sure it was even safe to come down here. That's what I was

calling for. Multiple times I called you, should I come? Should I come? Should I come? Should I come? Hasan said you should come. So I came. And that's what I did. And guess where I'm going tonight? I'm going to a safe location

and then I'm flying out. Oh, you're not staying here? No. This is not a safe... I'm too close to the fires. What are you... What? I agree. I'm taking it seriously. No, I think I'm getting out of here too. It doesn't really smell that ashy out in this house. It smells.

And for the record, please, for people that are watching. It's perfectly fine here. We like to joke. But God, please, for the love of God, there are many people that have lost. I know. They have lost their homes. This is very serious. I don't give a fuck if the gay bar was open, okay?

Because there's going to be people in the comment section that actually think that that's a real thing. Like people are going to be like, I can't believe he really cared about the gay... No, I didn't give a fuck if the gay bar was open. You were just making sure it was safe. I was just making sure it was safe to be down here. After he checked that we were okay,

made sure it was safe, made sure the podcast was happening, way down the line he asked if the gay bar was open. Yeah. And also, Austin's not the only gay icon that's being responsible. Grindr, apparently, Austin told me. Yes, Grindr.

Grindr is posting on Instagram. They're posting... Fire maps? Yeah. You follow Grindr? No, Austin told me. Yeah, he follows Grindr. But I've been on Grindr, yeah.

You have? Like, not the dating application, but I've been on, like, their social medias. Interesting. What was the announcement? Well, the I've been on their social medias. Interesting. What was the announcement? Well, the announcement, they were announcing locations of shelters. Wow. That's amazing.

Abby wasn't one of them. I wonder if people were on Grindr in their shelter. Someone had to have had a sneaky link. There's probably. That's great. For sure. Fire shelter. For sure.

That's a real meet cute. Yes. I want to reiterate again though i don't give a fuck i have to say this because they don't get it they don't get it don't get it people do not get it won't get canceled it's 120 people that don't get it will not get it even after your clarification so it doesn't matter all right moving on speaking of getting canceled hey will hey i'm looking to get rich really yeah. I'm looking to get rich. Really? Yeah. How are you looking to get rich?

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Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals. I feel like you're yelling at me. It's going to make me as rich as Hassan, I think. Yeah. It sounds like a sound and smart way to save, not some kind of crazy get rich scheme. No, no, no. And you don't need to be rich. Yeah, just like me. That's right. Acorns lets you invest

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what the youth are doing nowadays. They're doing woke gender. Half of them are like super deep red-pilled cryptocurrency andrew tate following uh kick.com cryptocurrency streamers uh and then the other half are i think uh getting really offended at uh age gap relationships and also uh you know canceling one another and speaking of which jason got canceled so jason tell us us about your recent cancellation. I didn't really get cancelled.

It's not a real thing. You got attacked. Internet warfare. K-pop stans call me a pervert. For what? For what? Well, he was a pervert. No, I wasn't.

Why were you being pervy on me? No, I wasn't. Was it Lisa? Okay. Lisa? Blackpink. No, no, no, no. Okay. It was New Jeans.

No, they would have killed him if it was Blackpink. No, no. They would have assassinated him. First of all, I was going to avoid this whole thing because... What did you do? Okay, I'll just... A TLDR. Okay, I was going to go to a New Jeans concert.

Yeah. It was their last concert of the year. I was like, fuck it, I'm going to go. And my boy Jay Park, he's also a K-pop idol. We know him very well. Actually. I've been in a music video of his. Really?

I was the antagonist. I was the slovenly boyfriend. Jay Park is a cool guy's a cool guy we've also we've also uh we used to play video games all the time i ruined a sponsored stream of his that was one of the funniest stories ever he was dreams yeah he used to he was doing a stream for um kfc double what is it called the double stack what's it called yeah that was double down that was bad and i didn't know that this stream was like a sponsored stream and i was annihilated i was very drunk and i showed up very drunk and i

kept calling it the kfc snack flapper and the brand was like please stop calling our sandwich the snack flapper and like during the stream i'm like two greasy ass pieces of chicken with some cheese. How long ago was this? Slapped together at KFC. A couple years back when KFC was doing Double Down, like two, three years ago. I was like, get yourself a KFC snack flapper. And I heard just messages pouring in. In the interest of fairness, the Double Down was kind of bomb. That's just me, though.

I never got sponsored for it. I'm just saying I liked it a lot so he was going to this concert oh he's supposed to like go with me we're gonna go together sure um but like the korea korea had a mourning period um because the plane crashed oh yeah yeah r rp um so i was out there alone i ended up getting hooked up by jay park um and got backstage cool and then you wore a babe outfit yeah we're a babe out babe billionaire i don't know what it stands for but it's a billionaire ape no it's bathing ape bathing it's like a brand? Yep. Oh, okay. It's an old streetwear brand. I wore it because New Jeans wore it. Okay.

You know? Cool. Okay. He's not defeating the pervy allegations. Wow. By wearing babe? No, because they had a very specific outfit, and Jason was- Yeah, that's like Dabo wearing backwards jerseys.

Wow. Okay. Yeah, but it's like- Because Cardi wore it. I mean, I show up- I have the same jacket Taylor Swift has. Okay, stand behavior. Got it. Okay, go on.

Yeah, I show up and I briefly see them. Before they go perform, I say hi. And they know you. You're tight with them. I'm not tight with them, but they recognize me. I've met with them before. Because he did the famous what's your ETA dance eta dance yeah and then it went and then it went viral in korea what did you do

okay okay so i got them gifts all right my plan was i thought i was gonna let them perform they want to be a nuisance yeah i mean let them perform and then once they come back they're their green room um i was going to give some gifts. But I was going to let them rest for a little bit. Then I was going to knock politely on the way out to say hi real quick, drop some gifts off, and then dip. But in the video, these K-pop stans clipped it out of context, said I was at their dressing rooms, and I was waiting until they – Like, you see how they – Lurking. Yes, they made me look like a... You looked like a lecherous young man.

Wait, were you able to successfully give them the gifts? No, I wasn't. But that's okay. So you were just kind of waiting in the dressing room? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. It wasn't a dressing room, okay? It wasn't a dressing room.

It was in the green room. No, it was like the organization room. Well, also, you were already backstage. I think that's the big difference. There's a bunch of artist room, and there's like a lounge. What you did was totally fine. My children in a lounge. You didn't do anything weird.

You just wanted to give them something nice. Thank you for your reassurance. What did you get them? Like some Pop Mart. Pop Mart thingies. Oh, those are like the little baby toys, right? Yeah, it's like toys people collect. Yeah, those are popping.

I know all about this, dude. I thought that was going to be way worse. No, they just made it seem like he was loitering outside of their rooms. I thought you were going to wolf whistle and smash your head. It would be different if you went to their hotel or something, but you're already backstage. I'm already backstage.

You've already gone through security. You already got permission in the interest of fairness no no it's another thing another thing your boyfriend got me canceled too what'd he do because i i caught him um before i was like yo what should i do if i meet them again new jeans yeah and then led was like you should you should get their contact you should get their contact and i was like yo no this is i don't think you do that with K-pop idols. I think that's kind of weird. And also, in the interest of fairness, in K-pop especially, there's a lot of stalking. I mean, obviously, there's a lot of stalking in every industry, but particularly in K-pop,

idols are very worried about stalking from men specifically. Wait, do they keep clipping these moments? Yeah, they clipped it to... They have to make a compilation. It's the same thing they did with Blake Lively. It was a smear campaign. They clipped it to where... They're going to use Will Wilk.

Yeah, you were lurking on something. They clipped another clip of Ludwig saying, yeah, you got to get their contact. And they cut out the part where I was like, nah. So they made it seem like the point of me going... Did they go viral? Like how big... Damn, they really... This got like a million impressions on Twitter. I'm like, nah. They made it seem like the point of me going. Did they go viral? Like how big? Damn.

This got like a million impressions on Twitter. I'm like. No way. We might have to nuke this entire segment. Yeah, we might have to. We're not. You'll be fine. I had the same thing happen with the Swifties.

Really? Yeah, which is funny because it's like I'm the same thing like you're saying. You're like, I'm a fan. Like I'm clearly I'm one of them. But then even some people were coming at you being like, he's a fake fan. And it's like once you start going down the hierarchy of like fandom, it's so stupid. It's the dumbest thing in the world. People do that with Taylor Swift all the time.

They're like, oh, so you only started listening on 1989. Then you're not a real fan. And it's like, yeah, no, it's crazy. I remember I was in Vegas when I got canceled by the Swifties and they were like, I hope your plane ride home crashes., no, it's crazy. I remember I was in Vegas when I got canceled by the Swifties, and they were like, I hope your plane ride home crashes. And, like, it was crazy. Yeah, no, I get all types of death threats and shit. Yeah, they're kooky.

People send that to you? Yeah, no, people send my address and shit. Yeah, people are sending me my address. But, you know, that's how it is with K-pop, you know? I'm going to stay away from that now. Yeah, that's wild, man. You could become a Swifty. No, they also dox.

What are you talking about? You know what's nice? I didn't even notice. I'm a Jets fan, and I talk crazy shit all the time. No one's starting to kill me. Yeah, because the Jets suck. You know what's gone too far is that my sister, the weird conspiracies about these fires

and the fear-mongering about these fires. We are sitting, the fires are happening right now. We're sitting. We've got water. We have toilet paper we have food but like i my sister sent me this this instagram reel today and she's like she's like you have to leave like i'm begging you please leave and it's this guy outside of store like it was a normal grocery store i had a normal full parking lot and he was like see how full this is this is never full there's no water in there there's no toilet paper there's no food like people are panicking and the place is on fire

and you've got to leave now if you have loved ones make sure they leave and she sends this to me and i like send her a picture and i'm like it's cool we're okay like everything's fine it's just so weird how things can be interpreted like totally different realities it's interesting because i like i was away from this and the perception that you get when you're far away from it or in another state, and I'm familiar with the LA area. Even me, with being as familiar as I am, I genuinely wasn't sure if I could be here at all. So then you take that with like, because my parents were like, don't go. Do not go. Do not leave. My aunt, please, because my parents were like, don't go. Do not go. Do not leave.

My aunt, please. I'm begging. Like people, same thing. And I'm like, you know. Dude, the trash got collected today. Okay. That's all I'm saying. Yeah.

Well, you know, look, and it's very dangerous. They are correct. If you are in certain areas of the city, it is extremely dangerous. And you shouldn't just come for a fun weekend. No, no. No. You know. Why did you? Why did you? Why did you? Because weekend. No, no. No, you know. Why did you?

Why did you? Because I. Whoa, whoa, chill, chill, chill, chill. We're kidding, we're kidding. I did have a fun weekend planned, but I canceled it. Oh, to gay bars. I would have gone to the gay bars, but I canceled that. I'm not going to gay bars this week.

You want a little bit? He loves snacks. You can have as much as you want. You're going to deprive The Los Angelino gays From your presence In their weakest moment Look I don't think The air is very smoky

At a time when they are desperate for Wait now you're turning it the other way Now I gotta go out There he is You just touch them Like lepers He gets nervous He's 20 There he is! You just touch them like lepers? He gets nervous.

He's 20. They get real homophobic. You have to be careful. Is your age demographic, are they homophobic and shit? No, I love gays. A little bit. Okay. You did recoil. Like I have leprosy.

I'm not saying you're homophobic. My dad used to beat me. Oh. Oh, my God. But not in that way, just like in a bad year, bad boy. What way would your dad beat you? What other way would he beat you? Like he would just hit him when he was bad.

Yeah. What other ways are out there? There's this one punishment my dad made me do if I got bad grades or just was like a bad kid. I would like get on my knees on a wooden floor and like hold books and be there for like five minutes you're religious nah just like you know he just knew he had weak little baby arms no no yeah he wanted you to get wrong dude he wanted you to get brawl no like imagine yourself getting on your knees on the on the wooden floor and just staying there for like 20 minutes that's an old religious thing you'd kneel on rice yeah uncooked rice ouch i didn't know that. I'll tell you

my favorite corporal punishments that I've received. Not my favorite, but like you know. Ear pulling is a classic. Smacking the back of the head is another classic. But the worst one was I had a math teacher

that had a steel ruler and she would make me put my fingers out I had a math teacher that had a steel ruler, and she would make me put my fingers out like this and just whack it. And it's like it's not even the impact and the pain from that moment. It's the anticipation. That's what really kills you. I was groomed by that one. Yeah, I got my ass.

I mean, I grew up in Turkey. It's different. I got the belt. You grew up in Turkey? I grew up in Turkey? I was never hit as a child. We can tell. You should have been hit a little more. I don't believe in striking children.

I only strike children. I don't strike adults. Adults tend to hit back. My dad used to threaten to hit me and I'd be like, my mom would be like, no. Just with the belt. I got the belt. Adults tend to hit back. My dad used to threaten to hit me and I'd be like, my mom would be like, no. By the way, my boxing training is going. Just with the belt. I got the belt.

Will's training for boxing. Oh, really? Is it public now? No, I can't say who I'm fighting. Oh my God, you're in a boxing match. If you were to beat up one creator, if you wanted to not beat up, if you could go, and you got to think,

because like me, I know if I were to do a a boxing match the only opponent i could have is emmeru caroline because we're the same height and close to the same weight caroline but i would lose i would never want to fight her for the record emmeru is literally a hundred pounds still put money on emmeru what i think you got got rail dude thank you thank you you are frail i'm not frail no i've been beat the majority of my life i don't know what you're talking about no i don't think so you don't think you'll fuck up emerald no i think it's wiry no i mean it was faster than me for sure yeah but i'm stronger i don't think so endurance i work out a lot it's more coordinated no no okay

I think you would kill a lot of people cutie I mean I'm fine not permissible like adults yeah no I think you would

kill a lot of adult women I'm chill with not looking like someone who can beat people up but I do have I do have pitbull in me you know

I don't think I get credit for that but I've made it through a lot of horrible things yeah you don't get credit for that so that's fine it's okay cutie nobody thinks i can help anybody yeah it's fine i think i think you do all right okay well awesome all right i'm aesthetically strong no no you have good muscles you got endurance you can't people beat people up

i also think you're the type that once you got popped really good in the face one time you'd activate i'd probably kill somebody you'd activate yeah you i just i don't see it i don't know why i see it i see it she's been abused a lot let her have something it's fine no i used to take hits very easily she's got a lot she's she the best coordinator I know. She's very gifted at all creative matters. Great artist. Now he's complimenting you. No, I'm just saying, fighter, I don't pull that. I don't care to fight. All right.

The question was, Jason, whose ass would you beat? And why is it Ron? If you think about it realistically. At this table. And why is it Ron? Oh, yeah. Maybe Ron. You're close to the same height.

I would beat the shit out of ron you think so you think you can kick his ass i yeah i'd buy that i bet on you i used the box in my garage okay um i don't know i don't know who else like max you you max is taller i think max would i think max would beat me really Really? Yeah. Okay. He's just a little bulkier. Okay. I think he would beat me. Lacey. You versus Lacey.

Oh. Lacey? That'd be a great fight. Lacey's also a little taller than him. That'd be a great fight. He's a little bit taller. He's frail though now. He's got like nerd rage strength too.

Nah. I've seen it in him. I feel like Lacey. He's got it in him. Nah. I think he could fight, but I think I would beat him one-on-one. I'd watch that. Adapt.

You versus Adapt. Adapt would win. Yeah, Adapt would win. Adapt would be just like secretly so competitive. Adapt would murder him. I feel really bad whoever you're fighting. You are going to annihilate them. I think I'll do well.

You're going to turn them to dust. Wait, who's? He can't say. He can't say. He can't say. Can't I say and you just cut it out? Yeah, sure. No, we'll say it after. We'll say it after.

We'll say it after. Do they know who you are? Apparently, they asked for me by name. That's even worse for them. They asked for you? Yeah, because no one else wanted to fight me. They dropped my name and they're like, does anybody want to fight Will Neff? And I was like was like no and then this one person was like i want them damn

you're gonna like play with him like a toy in the rain no he's been training yeah what if he's been training like he's been training for a full year well what happens if you just get knocked out that day i'm okay with that that's good i'm gonna raise a lot of money for charity. I think it'll still be fun. When is it? I don't really know. We're going. Yeah. We're all fucking going. Yes, of course. Am I invited? Will you be 21 by then?

I mean, when's by then? Then you can't go. No, no, no. It's going to be in summer. You're a kid. It's a violent event. We're going to do the fight and then we're going to go straight to Vegas on a plane. Private jet. I've never been 21 in Vegas.

We're going to be going right from the fight. What happens? Is this gambling? I'm going to groom you. I think that word has been thrown a lot. That's a good recurring theme. Yeah, I love Vegas. If you could... Oh, my God, I just spit. That was a very...

Ew, ew. Lecherous old man. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Lecherous gay. Oh, God. I just coughed up saliva. I'm so sorry. That was crazy.

What are your fears? Probably being alone. Oh, wow. Damn. No, he's farming. He's farming. I've been alone for a while. Oh, my God.

Why are you afraid of being alone? I have a solution for you. So right now, Pasadena, the Humane Society is really full. And so they're looking for fosters just for a week to help people get on their feet again. Why don't you foster like six dogs for a week? Speaking of dogs. Exactly. I think that's a good idea.

I love you too. I don't know if that's the best idea. You can have six dogs for one week. Can you take care of six dogs? I don't know if I'll be able to take care of those dogs. Why? That's very responsible of you. One for each phase dogs for one week. Can you take care of six dogs? I don't know if I'll be able to take care of those dogs. Why? That's very responsible of you. One for each phase boy for a week.

Oh, yeah, nah. Okay. That's not a good idea. But Redify and Pepsi could help. Those dogs are going to be my dogs. Okay. Yeah. I would have to put a lot of time.

Why don't you do it? Because my dog and my two cats. That's my problem. I think I am like... I think Kaya could foster a dog. Kaya? Are you actually afraid of being alone or are you memeing? He's farming.

Yeah, I am. No, I am. I am. I'm afraid of spiders. Really? I don't fuck with them. I don't like the way they move. I don't like the way they look.

What if you're trapped in a cage full of spiders for five billion dollars i mean five million dollars five million yeah there's not much you couldn't do to me for five million bucks that's a lot of money would you oh your look changed what the hell i was about to ask some dumb shit i don't want to ask that anymore. Should I ask it? Why are you doing the Riz voice now? I'm not doing the Riz voice. What are you going to ask him? Kind of something explicit.

Would you suck a dick for $5 million? No, I wasn't going to be just a dick. I have a video of myself on the internet. It might have been your dick. I was going to be just a dick. But no, I have a video with a tarantula and a cage on my head. And I sweat so much that the cage like it like do on the inside this is buzzfeed no this was at full screen years after it was i think it was to

promo something but it was the most afraid i've ever been in my life this thing crawled up on the cage and then fell on my head and i was just like because i didn't want to piss it off but the trainer kept being like it's fine he's friendly as he's like walking yeah and i was just sweating so much it's like that spider in that anyone but you that movie that came out over the summer that was atrocious oh oh so they filmed it in australia had sydney sweeney in it and Glenn Powell. And there's a part where a spider is crawling on him. So he has to take off his pants or whatever. It's a rom-com. It's stupid.

So he has to take off his pants. But in the movie, Sidney Sweeney got bit by the spider. No. Yeah. And they had to suck the poison out. No. No. No.

But the crew thought she was just acting. She was just doing a good job acting. Thank God Jason wasn't on that set. Cindy! I've got it. I've got it. She's like, that's not even the right part of my body. I'll get it right this time, I swear. Yeah.

It's just my other boob. Yeah, you're just sucking my tits. Stop! It's my hand. Jesus. But yeah, she got bit. She got bit by the freaking spider. The trainer, the whole time, the trainer was like, it's fine.

Have you guys ever been bit by a snake? No. No. That is one of the scariest experiences. You have? Oh, yeah. Many times. What?

Their teeth are like hypodermic needles where you can't even feel them. So, yeah. So, like, they'll hit and then they'll go, and they'll, like, move their head back and forth and you can feel that. Oh. And it's like, feel that. Holy shit. The bite doesn't hurt, really. The initial bite, I would doubt you even feel it

because their teeth are literally like needles. It's so fast. I used to jack around with snakes a lot when I was a kid. I'd try and pull them out of rocks and catch them and play with them. Where were you raised?

This was in Michigan. I'd grab a lot of snakes. We had like gardener snakes. Yeah. I used to pour boiling water on ant piles. On what? Yeah, but I was like- On hippos?

No, no, no, ant piles. Ant hills. I was like, what the fuck? I was like under pressure to do it by my friends. They were just boiling ants. Yeah. Did you feel like a... I feel bad.

Did you feel like a god? No. I just felt like shit. I had an experience when I was young. I was like five. I used to pick the legs off ants. How many ant piles did you burn? What?

Wait. Wait, you did what? Did you just hear what he said? You picked the legs off what? I've already told you guys this. You picked the legs off the ants? I picked the legs off of ants, and I was like, oh my God, this ant has a family. And then I felt a lot of fucking empathy afterwards.

And I let it back. I let the ant back. I was like, oh my God. You let the disabled ant back into the colonies where they can make fun of them and kill them and eat them? No, he was alive. I regretted it. I was like, what happens if I, and I just picked the leg off, and I was like, maybe

another one. And then I let the ant go, and I was like, oh my God, just pick the leg off? And I was like, maybe another one. And then I let the ant go and I was like, oh my god, I felt so bad and I couldn't sleep. I think that ant probably kept functioning. It's good that you felt bad. They have spare legs. This is in the 90s. I'm sure that ant's dead now. I'm sure it's been long time.

The ant died immediately after you left it back into the wild. I don't know. You should have mercy killed it. Look, y'all. He just poured boiling water on an ant colony. And I fucking picked a few legs off. And my friend told me to do it. Listen.

Listen. One death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic. He killed a bunch of ants. Thank you for backing me up. I picked a few legs off an ant. And I let it go. And I felt bad.

I haven't picked a leg off an ant since. He gave the ants a leg up, one might say. By causing a natural disaster to occur you tortured one specific ant i save spiders now like i know that they're i can i've trained myself to think like okay this spider is not evil because it scares me yeah so i'm gonna save it yeah but it yeah the spider whisperer caroline's always like kill it i can't kill bugs in my house that i let them free well what roaches well roaches we don't get those like i have stink bugs in my house sometimes ew you don't i don't you can't kill a stink bug because a lot will come what like that's the thing

when you kill a stink bug they attract more stink bugs really i did not know that yeah i mean that's what i've been told so i don't kill them i didn't know that. So what do you do with them? Maybe I got lied to by... Who told you that? A stink bug? Like a stink bug activist. That was a good one. Maya should start telling people that. But anyway, I will not kill any bugs in my house. I will let them free if I can.

And if not, I will ignore them and they'll find their way into the crevice that they came into. Amazing. Are you kidding me? I was lied to about the stink bug thing? No, killing a stink bug does not attract more stink bugs. However, if you let a stink bug shelter in your home, it will release pheromones that attract... It's the opposite!

You got fucking swindled! Who the fuck told me about this? I've been telling everybody this shit. You got a house full of stink bugs. Yeah, because there's a stink bug in my house, and I've been literally telling people trying to kill us. I said, don't kill the stink bug. This is how propaganda or stink bugs release propaganda.

It's like, if you kill a stink bug, there are going to be hundreds of us. But if you make us a tiny hotel to fuck in, we will leave immediately. We hate it. Paid for by stink bugs. I can't believe that. I just learned. I could have just Googled it. Man, you fell for stink bug propaganda.

Agic prop. Well, I'm not. I'll release it. It's cool that you can still get like duped the old fashioned way in this day and age when there's so much misinformation online. It's just crazy to think you could be 33 and need to learn a lot more. Well, there are other things like that. He's 33.

Nah, he gives off 33. What other common misconceptions, there are other things like this that people believe for a long time. There's a lot of them like shaving means your hair comes back darker. Yeah. Okay, look up some other ones.

Like the one I draw or wearing a hat makes your hair fall out. No, that does make your hair fall out. No, it doesn't. Look that shit up. I think it actually does. No, no, hold on. Look that shit, wait, this is,

we're gonna go extra because this is a good segment. No, shaving does not make the hair fall out. No, it doesn't. Look that shit up. I think it actually does. No, no, hold on. Look that shit. Wait, this is... We're going to go extra because this is a good segment. No, shaving does not make the hair grow faster. Shaving only removes the hair, the skin, the surface, leaving behind a blunt edge.

Hat, hat, hair falling out. I don't think that that's a thing. I've been telling people for years that's a myth. Myths are being busted. You've been telling people to wear hats?

Boom. Boom. Told you. What about beanies? I question this. I think they count. No, wearing a hat beanies? I question this. I think they count. No wearing a hat does not directly cause hair loss. Wait, wait, wait.

Wearing a hat can indirectly contribute to hair loss if it's worn improperly for a long period of time. Exactly. Sweaty scalp. So you're wrong again. What's other ones? I've been lying. I got one.

I said it last night. Remember I said cap of bars have no natural predators. Last night he goes, what's other ones i've been lying i got one i i said it last night remember i said uh capybaras have no natural predators last night he goes oh that's the capybara they have no natural predators in nature they just chill with predators we looked it up they do they do so many no no they do they do chill with predators but there's a reason for it oh it's like every everything's a predator to a capybara so here's the thing capybaras do have predators but the the reason why i thought that is because there are so many viral videos of capybaras hanging out with yep there it is alligators but alligators and crocodiles actually can eat capybaras the problem

is they're too big apparently so they just only eat the young okay Oh, okay. That's so sad. Hey, Marsh, can you look up other commonly believed things that aren't true? When you hold a frog, it gives you warts. I think that's true, too. I don't know. Toads. Nah, that's a myth. Toads can give you warts. We have a lot of masturbation-related myths in Turkey.

Oh, God. What? Jerking off makes the inside of your hand. Yes. What? Go back. Sugar does make children hyper that's okay that's paid for by the sugar lobby that's bullshit no way

i can i know i know that one yeah yeah go to the i knew i thought this one was swimmer oh i knew this one i knew that this was true wait this is fake yeah one. I knew that this was a myth. Wait, this is fake? Yeah. I didn't know that. This is maybe the most interesting thing I've ever done on this pod. Let's keep going down this rabbit hole, folks. Yeah, let's keep going. No. No. No.

Chameleons change color? They don't? To hide, not to hide. What? Oh. They're feeling fussy. I thought the chameleons... Humans have five senses. What? Oh. They're feeling fussy. I thought the chameleons did what they do.

Humans have five senses. We have six. What? I can't read this. I'm going to be honest. What are the six senses? That's the... They're not completely blind.

St. Patrick wasn't Irish? How did we get to five? Napoleon wasn't short? Smell. Napoleon Bonaparte was five, too. Toads give you warts. That's the one that Kitty brought up. What's the fifth one?

Paste. Paste. There is none. Wow, amphibians don't give you warts. Wow. I knew that one. Is there any Mormon-related myths? I got, I'm telling you, I got the Turkish ones.

Jerking off makes the inside of your hand grow hair. Yeah, hairy palms. Or jerking off makes you go blind. I've never heard that one, I'll be honest. Jerking off makes you go blind. I heard jerking off gives you erectile dysfunction. I've never heard that one before, but that's awesome. That exists out there in the ether. I heard never heard that one before, but that's awesome that that exists out there in the

ether. I heard jerking off increases. I've heard the myth about jerking off that if you don't jerk off, you increase your testosterone. If you don't use it, you lose it. Yeah, I heard that. Cutie's just sitting here. Yeah, I don't jerk off. Alright, we'll keep

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plug? Twitch.tv Jason and Ween. Yeah. That's what she said wait no way yeah so she had a private tiktok yeah but she got a song out of it so yeah damn she got a number one in vietnam you should hear about irene wait you wait what happened with her oh irene yeah oh she was Oh, they were super close to each other, and they ended up just being weirdos together. Wait, what about the girl that I reezed with my words on the 20v1? I don't talk to her anymore. Bad Rez, El Rez. Vascularity's on point though.

I fell off. What's depth guy? It means pretty girl. It means broken. But this chorus moves are crazy. The chorus went viral on TikTok. That's why it went number one.