Fear& - Jeremy Allen White, Stanley Cups, Streamer Awards & More | Fear&TradWives

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

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Must be legal drinking age. Ladies and gentlemen, back to a human being who does a much better intro than someone who is not here. Me, Will Meff. Hi. Welcome to Fear End. We're here with our core three, as some would say. Yeah. And we're talking about Stanley Cups.

Not just for hockey anymore, but for women. How do you feel, cutie? Oh, Cutie? I don't know why they want them so bad. No! No! I'm fucking devastated. Oh my god. You in the group. Let me go back.

You in my group. Say the line. Stanley Cups. Not just for hockey anymore, but for ladies. Cutie, how do you feel? Dude, you don't understand. Target only has a limited supply of the Valentine's ones. And they're the cutest pink. They're so cute.

They're so cute. I can't believe you love these Stanley Cups. We have to be for real. What? I thought out of like all of the girlies in my orbit, in my circle of friends. Oh, I made you guys presents and I forgot them. You're dead to me. Okay.

I was so excited to give them to you too. What? I made little key caps. I made a tiny one of Kaya and I made one of Farley for you guys. What? That's an incredibly kind gift. I hand made them and then I acryliced them and everything. How can you be the same person who was saying such mean things behind the paintball

Because I don't like you Okay I thought out of like all the people that I know All the girlies in my circle of friends You would be like the first person I assume would be on board The only reason I have a Stanley cup is because It came for free in Pokimane's cookie box

I use the same Stanley cup So there's a clip of me on the internet talking shit, being like, what's the deal with these fucking cups anyway? I don't fucking get it. And then I was like, oh God, I'm drinking out of them. I mean, they hold a lot. They keep it cold. Did you see the video, though,

of like a car? Yeah, a car caught fire. Burnt down. Well, I'm just... No, him being like, pull it up. I understand you i'm sure no he may like pull it up i understand you're giving context but having to pull it up i did i did do a youtube video on this recently you did a youtube video what do you mean like like a mogul male on stanley cups are we considering making stream content specifically for YouTube a mogul male now? Like your boyfriend invented Twitch streaming?

A single topic, straightforward recording. Yeah, I usually cover. You did a video on Stanley Cups. I do. You're more into them than me. I do videos on singular issues with the hopes of putting it on YouTube every day. Someone wants to be charlie for eight hours since 2018 quite successfully so i if i do say so myself someone wants to be charlie charlie would never

touch with a 10-foot pole 90 of the commentary that i never talk about stanley cups no he would he would go what's up everybody i've been thinking about putting my dick in one of these but i haven't yet yeah look at this car it's absolutely burned to shit burn harder beard itself could not survive the hellfire that was this vehicle unlike this stanley cup which remains untouched this car is burned harder than my penis felt after a long night at. I mean, that is incredible, though. I'm confused how there's water in the cup. No, there's not just water. There's ice.

Yeah, I think there's still ice in that cup holder. See that? There's water. There's no audio. March. What audio? What context are you missing in general? Because I have a lot of videos lined up in the future.

He just pisses me off. What am I doing? I don't know. You're in between, so you keep catching it. But what about the mouse? Listen. It was on a fire yesterday. It still has ice in it. You want the background on this? Wild. You want the tea?

Yeah. So. Her ex-boyfriend set her car on fire no not that so that viral video i think is a part of the reason why stanley cups are so phenomenally viral on tiktok and that is why there's like extra craze white girls have had them forever i know uh well the the former king of the hydration throne was hydro flasks yeah but no no no listen let me tell you something you guys have met taylor my little assistant this fucking futon sorry oh she is ahead of fashion trends by like nobody's business she's had stanley cup for like six years like and she is she is like she's got the white girl on fleek and and i've seen all of

her friends with stanley cups and only now is the rest of the world caught on so this is white girl shit originated in like i think 1913 or something a very old brand it first started off and became an iconic thermos for World War II bomber pilots. My grandpa was one of those. Your grandpa probably had a Stanley Cup. Oh, my other grandpa's dying. I'm going to tell you guys. He'll be fine.

Maybe. He won't be fine if he's dying. He'll go to heaven, I guess. Oh, okay. Anyway, he's dying. Maybe that's why I'm grumpy. He's got a planet? Yeah.

Is he going to get a planet? He should. Celestial. With your grandmother? Well, she's dying. Maybe that's why I'm grumpy. Yeah. Is he going to get a planet? He should. Celestial. With your grandmother. Well, she's alive. When she dies, she'll go to the planet. They've been together for 86 years. You want to talk about her?

Are you okay? No. I'm fine. Okay. So your grandfather, the one who already died, I assume, that one probably had a Stanley Cup if he was a bomber pilot. That's awesome that he had a Stanley Cup no minor cookies for him though

is that what the Stanley Cup is named after what the name of the trophy that they give for the champions I don't think so no that's named after Stanley Yelnats why do you know that because he's a big deal

his grandfather was cursed. He had to dig some holes. He's an icon. Yelnats is a character from the book Holes. Don't correct me. Don't tell him that. I don't know anything. That's too damn bad.

That was the most genuine admission I've ever heard. I don't know anything. I don't know anything after going on a rant about the world war ii bombers with these no i know things i just don't know anything about like american shit so like william stanley oh what yeah 1913 wait but what about the stanley cup who is the stanley cup named after the nhl stan Cup. Put hockey in there in the search for Stanley Yelnats. They went so hard. Lord Stanley of Preston.

You want to know a crazy thing and stay focused because we're going to come back to this. We loop around. We always come back. Holes, you know that song, digging up holes, dig it. Two shoes, two tokens in a hand. I'm the caveman you know what i'm talking about absolutely no idea anyway it was put under disney records and disney records

doesn't know what to do with themselves because they don't really have any other songs because they had a different label and but then they were like oh we're gonna have our own label and then they had that dope ass fire beat from holes come out and then they were like shit we only have that song and one other song we don't do with it and then they don't know what to do with it so it's not on spotify it's nowhere you can't fucking find it and it's a banger wow upsetting all right what okay digging up a whole day well yeah can i ask you a question what moving on from the stanley cup no he wants to go back to the Bombers. But she doesn't care. No, we loop around.

I'm going to pretend to care. Here you go. I really thought you would be in the Stanley Cups. Why? I literally told Will, let's go to Target. Let's go to Target before the stream and get her a Stanley Cup and see if she would react to it positively. That would have been so funny if he went through all that effort

because I want to give a shit. That's just not her thing. You guys want me to be a stereotypical like you are so bad you are our entry point into basic white women i only like taylor swift that's the only thing basic about me you like pumpkin you just you just you on this podcast you went i'm a trad wife i'm trying to be but i have a full-time job and i have like two full I've got like three full-time jobs. That's literally the most... Trad wives are the most basic white girl shit you can do. Well, I'm trying to get there.

I'm not there, though. Wanting to be a trad wife is even more basic white girl shit. I'm tired, and I'm ready to be a trad wife and make chili and turn the crock pot on. You know what? If I didn't have to go to work today, I would have turned that crock pot on. I would have noticed. I'd have fucking go to work today i would have turned that crockpot on i would have noticed right i fucking go to work taylor swift pumpkin spice latte and wanting to be a trad wife that's the trifecta i don't actually want to be a trad wife it's just a phase i'm in right now next month i'm going to be why are you in a phase why are you in a

try way phase because i'm tired now that you fucking ruined our stanley cup segment no let's talk about stanley cups no fuck fuck Stanley Cup. I love them. I'm so excited for the hot pink one. I waited outside at 5 a.m. Okay, let's. Hey, another thing all white women are into right now. Hot Willy Wonka. Go ahead and pull up that Calvin Klein spread.

Oh, yeah. Jeremy Allen White. Actually? God damn. I have. Jeremy Allen White, Calvin Klein. Wait. I have changed a tune.

Because remember we talked and we said he was ugly No hold hold Before we move on No hold on you said we Me and Austin No me and him Me and him said he was ugly hot No he's just hot

Thank you He's still ugly hot I fought for this man i fought for this man okay don't i fought for this man i feel bad on this podcast because ludwig and i we're ludwig and i were laying on the couch yesterday i was like have you seen the calvin he was like yeah and i was like yeah so if he was in gta rp would you know i wouldn't yes look how big his veins are mine are so small what how do i get big veins okay i want to say something here what jeremy allen white is still ugly hot if you look he's literally a butterface

he's not no yes he is pull the video up march march pull the video up please because there's like a dick shot in there and it's like like, wow. I didn't look respectfully. And then. I don't look at dicks. You know. Okay. I've talked about it. So there's a dick shot.

And then there's a face shot that follows right after. You're like, oh, no. Oh, come on. You're being mean. You're a mean girl. Okay. So he's so hot. He is incredibly hot.

And he has the. Yes. No, yes no he looks dreamy no his eyes are perfect yeah wait really he's dreamy there i think he still has like a i still think he's he looks like kind of weird his face let me do a calvin klein shoot anyway regardless anyone else my point was my point was that he's still ugly hot, but he is phenomenally hot. You can still be like a nine. I think he brought back Calvin Klein. Look at that. You can be a nine out of ten and be ugly hot still.

That's my point. And I think people misunderstand that. I do misunderstand that. People think when I say ugly hot, oh, it's like, oh, you're ugly. No, he is really. No one has talked about Calvin Klein spread in years until this one. And holy moly moly yeah it's incredible he respectfully he has the perfect body he has a perfect body

i think it's not like it's not like a steroid body and i i i am his veins are so big i always correct i want i want to go on the record saying i was the one saying this a while ago i still stand by my decision i think jeremy allen white is on top of the world right now he's fucking he's sexy as hell i do still maintain a position that he's ugly hot if anyone's got advice on how to get big ass veins hit it yeah yeah you can you can take vascularity supplements and you also have to do cardio and you have to lift heavy i did cardio today i put basketball yeah do you lift no you live bra no no fucking live do you want me to get you vascular cutie if you give me two months i mean you're asking a question you're gonna make me do you're gonna make me you're gonna like yell at me you're gonna make me go you're gonna make me like rum

yeah yeah yes i'm going to do those things. I'm in walk club right now. We're going to mile walk every day. You'll never be vascular. Moving on. I just need to be able to get my blood drawn easily. Don't even ask about it. Don't even ask about it.

You're always going to have teeny little weak veins. My veins used to be big, I swear. And now they're small. You got little tiny. That's why I think maybe I'm dying. You have the veins of a leaf. But I hope I don't. I hope I don't die.

That'd be so. You just spat on't die. You want big bulbous veins? You want to see my veins? They're big. Yeah, are your veins big too? Let me see your blood sucking vein. Wearing a long sleeve shirt, I'm sorry. Yeah, I can get blood out of you. We're vascular.

Oh, you're wearing long sleeve. We're vascular as shit. Dude. Oh, you're wearing a long sleeve. It's tucked in. We're vascular as shit. Dude. You want to be vascular? Yeah. Then work out. Work out. I don't want to.

I'm getting a personal trainer that comes to my house. By the way, I've decided what we're doing. What? We are going to do the Disney thing. But it's going to be a two-day event. What? Or it's going to be a back-to-back stream. We're doing Disney versus Six Flags definitive competition.

Yeah, but I don't go on roller coasters. Definitive competition. But I'll be there for the vibes. No, you'll go on the roller coasters. I won't. You will. Nope. It'll be like when we did the fast food thing.

I'll be there for the vibes And I'll do great No you did great Also Six Flags doesn't allow you To take stream on a roller coaster Oh then you can hold it Yeah and I can watch you guys But you'll come on You'll come on at least one coaster

But you could also discord You have to come on one coaster And I could watch You have to come on one coaster I simply will not You simply will I won't You need to start challenging yourself

Peer pressure doesn't work on me. You want to be successful? You want to be vascular? I am successful. Well, you'd be more successful. I simply am going opposite. You get so vascular on the roller coaster. I'm being a trad wife.

I'm going the opposite direction. Actually, trad wives, I'm sure you're successful in your own way. Why are you holding the trad wife community? What do you mean holding them? Because she's basic and she saw you saw tiktoks no i don't watch tiktoks anymore she saw twitter i would just be good at it did you where did you see the trad wife stuff how did this get into you except it actually ludwig saw the trad wife stuff and he was like he was like i he was like, I feel like you. How did he phrase it? You should do this for me. No, no.

He was like, I feel like you try to do you. You try to be a trad wife at the same time as working on your jobs. And it's too much for one person. And I was like, yeah, he was literally telling you, like, you should probably quit your job and be much. No, no. He was saying I do too much. That's crazy. He's literally signaling to you to stop working.

That's crazy. And bear his seed. No, I can't. I would never. I can't even use his card to buy shit. It gives me the heebie-jeebies. I can't do that. I got to make my own money.

I would buy shit with his card all day. I would too. That's crazy. I would too. I don't pay rent right now and it kind of eats me up. What? I don't pay rent. It bothers me. What? Why would you pay rent right now and it kind of eats me up. What? I don't pay rent. It bothers me.

What? Why would you pay rent? Because I live at the house with him. So weird. What's wrong with you? Why wouldn't I pay rent? You're in a relationship. So?

He pays it. He's rich. Yeah, but I want to contribute. Okay, you contribute with your love. It sounds like I contribute by trying to be a trad wife. That doesn't fucking work. Yeah. I don't know.

It's weird, though. You contribute to the relationship. What? That wouldn't bother you? You move a girl in tomorrow and she doesn't help pay for anything? No. Would that bother you? Do and caroline split rent what do you cover it what what's wrong with you dude i've never dude what is happening today am i losing my mind like here's the thing here's we just recorded the bonus episode before this episode by the way and we were talking about like relationship rp and they go check out the episode

after this because they have a crazy take for your end but we have a crazy day i love that you you you the girlies will girlies hi um type one in chat if you agree because they just will okay to be fair i think you already lost the girlies because it's scary that the girlies like us more than you they don't they 100 do besides caroline maybe they do i don't know girl because some of them maybe have crushes on you and i don't blame them because not me they might they might have crushes on you guys's and so they like you and i don't blame them for wanting to have crushes on you guys but girlies stand with me okay that's crazy that's so desperate it is but i i've lived with many a boyfriend okay that sounds like i'm an issue listen i've never not split if you're the rich one if you're the rich partner in the relationship he's not that much richer than me

cutie cutie guys do you not want to hang out with me because i'm broke be honest yes i'm so broke compared to all my friends it blows my mind you know what's gonna happen i'm gonna go no cutie we want to hang out and And then you go, I hate you. Yeah, we've been burned before. But anyway, listen, let's say you're in a relationship with not Ludwig, but instead a broke boy. Okay. It would be valid for you to pay for the rent, too, if you already had a place and your boyfriend moved in with you. I guess. I've always just been in relationships where we've been pretty equal pay-wise. And so we just split.

Everything split. Okay. And that's fine. And so I feel weird not continuing. But I don't think you were ever in a relationship with someone as rich as Ludwig. No. There it is. No.

You have your answer. Dude. Well, yeah. If I was in a relationship with Ludwig, I'd be fucking taking his credit card. Yeah, I'd be. Pound town. I think you're just as rich as Ludwig. Smashing that plastic. No, I'm not a relationship with Ludwig I'd be fucking taking his credit card Pound town Smashing that plastic No I'm not as rich as Ludwig This is drama

Ludwig's got them YouTube dollars Yeah that's crazy Really? You know his contract Yeah but he has so many employees Your expenses are so different He's got like 80 employees. But he's not paying all of his employees

for his YouTube contract. He's got to pay them somehow. He's not paying them for his YouTube contract. How is he paying them? Through other revenue streams? He made his... They make money off of like... Why is he selling merch?

Good point. You're onto something. And also selling tickets to live events and also slutting all of his friends out maybe he's rich yeah i've never really thought about it yeah he's disgustingly rich he should buy me things he owns like a fucking he owns like a media company and also many hey i'm standing by ground he should buy me more stuff. Yeah. Yeah. What should I get? Oh, you should get some fucking Alexander McQueen handbag. I don't want that.

Birkin. I'd lose it. Get the Birkin. Get the Birkin. I don't want it. You'd lose a bag? I've lost my Prada bag and my Chanel bag that he got me. Birkin.

Get Birkin. What about good luggage? No, I don't want it. I don't travel. Oh, yeah. That's right. She's weird? No, I don't want it. I don't travel. Oh, yeah, that's right. She's weird. I don't think I want anything. You don't like me, to be honest.

What else did you have to talk about today besides Stanley Cup? I have a bunch of stuff, but I'm way more interested in your insanity. I feel like Will is mad at me today. Why? Are you mad at me today. Why? Are you mad at me? No. Don't even think about it. Here, let me pull this up.

Let me pull this up. I got some stuff. You wanted to talk about January 6th. Okay. Can you pull up the... Don't. No, of course not. Can you pull up the Boeing plane that was...

A freaking thing fell off of it what no no there's what there's a japanese one that burned shit maybe we shouldn't want me to get on these planes maybe we shouldn't look at this with i was gonna do it because like no this is good though because this one had the door fly off yeah boeing plane yeah but no one was in that seat even if they were that's why I don't sit in window seats because actually there's another time that a chunk, like the door flew off and this lady got sucked out

and then these people grabbed her by her legs to save her but she already died. Bitch should have had her seatbelt on. She did. The whole last chair went out. What? Wait, there's another instance of a pilot flying out the front and they held his legs and he lived.

Why are people flying out? You know where I don't fly out? Right here. There's a 0% chance I fly out of this room unless you throw me. Don't do it. I got to be honest. You should start traveling because those super small veins are a clear indication you don't have long. Really?

Yeah, you need to make the most out of life. You're making that up. I went to the doctor this week because I thought I had cancer. Now she's going to freak out. So now even if something was wrong, they can't tell your veins are too tiny.

I know. That's what I'm starting to think. You know what actually grows your veins? Light. Yeah. Yeah, no, they do. Pressure change.

Hold it up, March. Hold that shit up. Wait, so why did a different plane... I'm kidding. Just play the video. Why did a different plane catch on fire? He's literally pulling...

He's Googling, dude. Dude fucking airplanes. A car drove into a plane on a tarmac? Yeah, because cars aren't safe. Well, why did they do that? Because they were cleaning up after the earthquake. Wait, actually? Yes.

Wait, are you talking about Japan? I'm talking about Japan. Was it? Everything I just told you is factual. Yeah. Even though it caught on fire? Yes. Because planes are fucking safe.

Do you want to hear something crazy that I know? What? There was this plane in London, the biggest plane accident ever. No one talks about it. It was really foggy at the London airport. And one plane was taken off and one plane was landing and they crashed and they both died. Everybody on all the planes. They both died.

Both of the planes died and everybody on them. 600 people freaking died. When was it? Like in fucking 1943? No, it was like a few years ago. I don't believe that. I don't know. Marsh, can you look that up?

London. Yeah. Wait, I want to see the door flying. Yeah. It's crazy. And I wanted to start off with that video, but we've been flying all over the place. People like that. Yes.

Yes. Bro, this is fucked up. No, it's actually kind of dope that it's like everybody survives and everybody lives and i bet those people get a bunch of free miles that lady's me like what the fuck no that lady's not you because you don't fly she does he's brave there's a reason she's brave they have to talk to their therapist about i already can't afford my therapist feeling and then i look to my left and there's this huge chunk, part of the airplane just like missing. And the wind is just extremely loud at the end of the plane. The emergency door is right there.

Yeah, why did a chunk just blow up that's not even the emergency door? I don't get it. There was no one seated there. Chunks shouldn't be flying off. That's true. I heard the pop noise. I felt the wind come forward, and then it came back. It hit me in the face.

I was trying to make sense of what was going on. I said afraid i don't know why but you know and yeah you're like that's actually not me she's not me she unlike you is not a coward dude i would be so sad if I was on that plane. I'd be so stressed. But then you would probably. Turns out my uncle, though, is starting to fly to Hawaii. So maybe we could go to Hawaii. But I don't want to go to Hawaii because if a place was going to get bombed, it would be Hawaii. It's so close to everything.

And you're like trapped. You can't leave. Guys. Someone agrees with me, right, ladies? Ladies, you're standing with me right ladies ladies you're standing with me this episode remember even if you have crushes on them forget them today today is our day insinuation that we

promote these paramount social relationships I like that you think women can only agree with us because they are sexually attracted yeah we've never done anything like that. You guys are stupid. No. We love you.

No. Why don't you sound off in the comments? That's right. I don't even. It would make me really happy. It would make us so happy. They're not falling for it. Kitty, we don't.

We don't. Look at that plane on fire. And everybody lived. Yeah, everybody survived. So. Dude, it's not look at that plane on fire and everybody lived yeah everybody survived so dude it's not okay that that's everybody survived how's it exploded even the guy in the car oh shot the guy in the car survived let's see how she does here kaya's adjusting the cameras my queen no she killed it she actually didn't dude i am pulling... Why is no one pulling the emergency door right that second?

Because... Oh, my God. How did they get off in time? Bro, huh? This video should prove that you can come to Japan and feel safe. Yes. I'm drunk in the back of the car, and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar. You guys need to learn the

whoa. Dude. Yep. But all of their clothes caught on fire, huh? Nope. No. Their luggage. The only thing that happened is I would not give a flying fuck about my luggage. If I survived, there were two pets in the cargo container that passed away.

God damn it. They didn't evacuate the pets. God. You're not bringing Swift. That's so tragic. Wasn't she the one who wanted to euthanize all the otters anyway? No. They euthanized them, not me.

That was you. No, they do it. That was 100%. You are a big advocate for otter euthanization. Yeah not me. That was you. That was 100%. You are a big advocate for auto-euthanization. You fought for it. What? The place you went. You guys are the one that paid them money. They survive.

We paid them money so they live and they thrive. They thrive. You did not pay them money because you want them to be euthanized. That's the opposite, actually. That's crazy. I don't put business. I don't give money. And that lack of business causes other otter cafes to have to unfortunately

shut down. Good. Otters shouldn't be with humans in cafes. Otters should be in the wild. It says you who've never been with an otter. Yeah, honestly, if you went to an otter cafe, your world would change. Yeah, honestly, if you went to an otter cafe, your world would change. The otter would rock your world.

Yeah, I'd be more depressed because I'd be like, wow, I can't believe they're going to euthanize all these otters. No, they don't. They don't euthanize them. Yes, they do. This was a no euthanization otter cafe. That's not true. It's so true.

I can't believe you saw my YouTube and you clicked not on my YouTube. But you chose Will Next YouTube. My YouTube is not followed enough though. That's good. That's crazy. All those otters are dead now. No, they're thriving.

Oh, look at the little hands. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. They give you a little high five. See the joy? Yeah. The joy from Austin who's a known murderer. A known murderer? Look at that one. Look at that one.

Now that he's not here I think it's time we talk about it. Dude, Otter should not be living in a 4x4 box. I desperately I desperately want a pet otter now No you're bad They smell so bad No they were cute

My cat kind of looks like an otter Yeah Let's just go back to Japan Yeah I can't wait have fun you're coming no oh my god cutie i thought by this time you were gonna be fixed yeah what happened are you working on yourself cutie i go to therapy twice a week it's so expensive just raise the price too and i'm like shit damn you're so fucked up your doctor was like we got him i know she keeps raising the price she raises it like every three months that's your doctor literally yeah it's so much money too because your doctor's like i gotta pay for therapy yeah i know i think

i'm gonna have to start going once a week because it's too much money it's get ludwig to pay for it i'm not gonna do that yeah i literally pay her like a salary. Get Ludwig to pay for your therapy. It's $325 a session. What? Yeah. Is that a lot? I don't know. For therapy. $600 a week? Yeah, that's a lot of money in general, but is that a lot for therapy? Oh, you don't have insurance.

No, I do have insurance now, but she doesn't take insurance, I guess. What? Yeah, I don't get it. What the fuck kind of weird-ass therapist is this shit? It's a trauma EMDR therapist. Yo, that fucking price is traumatic. No, I should be so healed. Straight up?

Straight up? Go to a new therapist. I'll do the therapy half the price. Okay, I'm in. But my methods? Yeah, my veins are going to get bigger, hopefully. My methods are considered unusual but we will be drugging you and putting you on a plane exposure i'm just gonna turn you

into a crossfit chick that's gonna be my therapy i don't want to be a crossfit chick well no one wants to get better kitty you gotta do i do i want to get better yeah so you're gonna we're gonna first work on your biceps and they're going to become a shield for your soul. I'm drunk in the back of the car and I cry like a baby coming home from the bar. Woo woo. Close.

I tried. I don't know what you want from me. Okay. We're done talking about planes being on fire. I'm happy that didn't extend very long. I have a hero that I want to talk about. Oh, wow. Truthtellereagle.fuck? The hero of truthtellereagle.net what is that it's a web it's his website website it's a fan made website for me um why does he have that please look up bass pro shop cannonball oh we should have done this fucking behind the paywall why you can't watch the video he's got a micro penis i I mean, I guess we can still look

at it and then look at it and censor it. Who has a micro penis? The absolute hero. I mean, we can look at the video if you want, but it's not going to show you the it's on Twitter for sure. What do you? A man, to be honest, I don't even think we'd get demonetized for showing it because his penis is so small you can't see it.

You can't see it. You're not giving enough context to me and the viewers. There is a man in the Bass Pro Shop that was arrested. He's 42 years old. He was arrested for nakedly cannonballing into the aquarium at a Bass Pro Shop. And there's video footage of it. And he swims in there for a little bit before the cops arrive and he has the tiniest penis of all why did he do this did they

say this is a fucking legend yeah but like a real reason was he like on drugs or um i think he's a legend heroes live forever but trying to make a legends never die okay no cool that cleared things up actually you're welcome are there bass in their aquarium yes what else is in there all kinds of fish by the way i i can offer you a little olive branch here we're gonna do another fear and trip to memphis yeah uh-huh to the memphis uh bass proid, which is like an amusement park bass shop. We're going to stay there. Can you drive to Memphis? When are you trying to go to Memphis?

Probably within the next two or three months. How long is that flight? How long is the flight? Like two hours. Will you Google it, Mark? Wait, you would do a two-hour flight? The flight from LAX to Tennessee. Well, because I wanted...

Because Taylor Swift, she kind of like grew up in Tennessee. So I thought maybe it would be... I've always wanted to go to Tennessee, but 335. Cutie. That's not that long. Cutie, cutie, cutie.

I would give you half my winnings from Austin that would pay for like 10 minutes of your therapy. What'd you win from Austin? $10,000. You'd have to pay us. How did you win $10,000? Cutie, the bet. What bet?

If you get on a plane. Wow, it's been so long. If you get on a plane before he gets an apartment and in Los Angeles. Well, I win 10 racks. I'm trying to go. I'm trying to go. I'm trying to go to, I want to go to Paris this year is a goal. Cause Taylor Swift has a show in may.

And so I thought that was a good goal and I want to work my way up to it by doing a smaller flight, but three hours seems a little long. Paris is 15 hours away, but I've never done it. Three hours is up and down, dude. It's so quick. Yeah, you wouldn't even know you're on a plane.

Listen, I would charter a private jet. No, that's worse. Okay, we would get first class. No, it has to be an air bus. Yeah, or the Dreamliner. I would schedule this flight. And Austin has to be on the plane. Well, actually, I'm scared to be on the plane with Austin

because I feel like for some reason, Austin and I have this idea that if we're both on the same plane, something bad will happen. He'll be on a different flight then. Yeah, but it's also a nice idea if Austin's on the plane because if something did happen, maybe he could fly it. Whatever you need. I don't know what I want.

Whatever you need. Will you go to will you go to uh will you go to a um uh fortune teller beforehand and see what they say about your lifespan and if they say you'll live a long time because i'm too afraid to go to fortune teller you can go and they'll say if you live a long time then we can get on a plane together i'll do all of that but you have to commit to go within the next three months i'm i can't commit because it really stresses me out but i'm okay i will actually think about this you have to commit to go within the next three months. I can't commit because it really stresses me out. Okay.

I will actually think about this one. You won't commit. But I'm actually thinking about it. But I will buy an extra ticket. No, no, no. Cutie, this is a trip for the- I have to pick out the plane. I've got to pick out the plane.

What if Taylor Swift was there? Cutie, how are you not going to commit but still pick out the plane? I've got to pick out the plane. Okay. So you're committing. But it has to be Delta, but I'm thinking about it. Okay. So you're committing. But it has to be Delta, but I'm thinking about it. Okay. Why does it have to be Delta?

Because I only fly on Delta or JetBlue. This is a podcast trip. It would be unbelievable content. I'm just like thinking about it. It would be unbelievable content. Why does it have to be Delta or JetBlue? Because they have the least access. Because those are the only ones I fly on.

Why are those the only ones you fly on? Because my mom used to work for JetBlue, so I feel like she's like watching over those planes and then delta's just the goat we could also fly jet blue mint to memphis i do like jet blue have you ever flown mint yeah so nice you can lay flat i know ah such a long flight nope it's one of the shorter flights you can impossibly take in the world, actually. What do you, like, Vegas is the only flight that you'd be down to take, I guess, then. No, because Vegas is too short. What?

Cutie. All right, I'm committing Cutie. I'm thinking about it. I'm committing Cutie to it. Now let's watch this video. Cutie's going to Memphis. Are we going to see his penis? Yeah.

Yep. This is crazy the juxtaposition between this and jeremy allen white or whatever look at him go look at the little guy yeah show us the dive he's swimming around oh oh it's it's blurred. No, it's blurred. That's fine. It's blurred. So you don't have to blur it.

Well, that one's more. Oh, my gosh. He stood up and then he's like, one more time. Yeah. What an interesting thing to do. Sick. What is he saying? My fucking right.

Why is it his right? One more on. Oh my god, his hoo-ha is out. Yeah, and it's so tiny. Oh my god, he just went like this. Yeah, he's doing jerking off hand motions. Oh my god, he's... I think he's like a...

Is he like a voyeur? Do you think he wants to... I think he's a flasher, yeah. I like how he keeps going, Woo! Woo! Oh. Wait, that was...

Yeah, that hurt. Did he just jump out? Yeah. I didn't see that my man bounced i think he was trying to escape he's definitely broke his ribs what the why do you think he could get away like that? He's gonna be so slippery. Or they can't tase him. They do not need to point anything at him. Oh my god, bro. You cannot tase him, dog. He's wet as hell. He's gonna die. Dude, this poor police officer is right in his butt. I figured he did not have much fight in him after that.

Yeah. I wasn't gonna do it with him. Well, he's wet. He ought to be able to slide across this floor pretty good. He better be able to slide across this pool pretty good ain't better be able to slide across this pool pretty good it does not really matter at this point that's so sick oh my god oh he's slithering oh my god They're just dragging him. Dick's not going to touch the ground, so it's not a problem. Oh my god. You need to see the penis though, Kitty. I don't know if I want to.

I'm going to send March two different videos. One is going to be the video I want to watch next. And the one before that is going to be the penis video. You have, hey, I respect your grind this week. You have a lot you want to talk about. Yes. I was here to, I have vibes. That's what I brought this week.

Yeah. Really bad vibes. What the fuck? What the fuck? I disagree. I don't care what he says. I'm not even phased anymore. The second video, yeah.

So I had this exact same take that Felix did, which is kind of funny. Holy shit. But I said the exact same thing. I was like, it's so brave of, like, a grower, not a shower, in a cold environment like this, to basically put himself out there. But he's not like a grower. He has a he pussy. Yeah, it looks like a vagina.

I physically... Here, pull it up. Big straight. I can't find it. Yeah, I can't find it. I can't see a penis. Here's a micro penis. I cannot see it.

Yeah, here's a micro penis. Yeah, he has a micro penis. But yeah. What do you think about that? I think less about that than Jeremy Allen White, if I'm being honest with you. Is that his name? Jeremy Allen White? Yeah. I still think he's...

It's cool to go by three names ugly hot edgar to alan poe jeremy allen oh wait both alan they're related yeah that's huge everybody knows when your middle name is alan you're related to all the other people with middle names alan Alan. Wow. Will's stream is so loud. I couldn't think straight. Okay. I'm waiting for Will to show this next one. Well, give me a tee-up.

A tee-up is... I mean, it's just a weird video. I wanted to hear what you guys think about it. How did you find it? What have you been doing this week? You've just been on the internet? You've just been crazing, it's just a weird video. I wanted to hear what you guys think about it. How did you find it? What have you been doing this week? You've just been on the internet? You've just been crazing? I was just finding weird videos. It feels like I'm talking to my high school kid.

That's all you're giving me? Your high school kid? Yeah. Oh, hey, what'd you do this week? I just found weird videos. I do. I find weird videos. He likes weird videos.

Oh, my God. I'm going to... All right. He likes weird videos. Oh my god. Alright. What else did you have for us? Ooh. What's this? This is cannibals and the Ogori cannibal sect. Oh my god. I kind of want to watch the full vid now. Like I found this and I was like this seems

awesome. Let's see what happens. Oh my god. What is those? I kind of want to watch the full vid now. Like I found this and I was like this seems awesome. Let's see what happens. Oh my god. What is those? Heath? Human? Maybe. Maybe I'll take this off right now and then... Just thank you. Alright. Okay. Just thank you. All right. Okay. Thank you.

I don't think this is a good idea. Why are people on that side of the river so afraid of the Aghori? I see. Um, why do... I think he should leave. I feel like this may have been a mistake. Maybe we just, like, somebody distracts him and then I just leave. director saying let's see what goes is fucked i think it might be fake that was so good for you pops out that was so good him just saying if you talk so much i'm

gonna cut your head off i want to see the og version of this like the full version of this that's interesting cannibals i would be freaked out by that yeah yeah you could take that guy he tries to cut your head off how's he gonna cut your head off i don't know i'm gonna be honest crazy trumps all really yeah anytime you're fighting there's a certain level of crazy that you just can't deal with. There was a. There's just things that you're not willing to do. Right.

He's willing to bite, scratch, stab. You're not willing to do that if it's life or death. I don't. Biting is not going to be your first tool in your arsenal. He is. He's going to go in head first with the bite. Right. Yeah.

You punch that guy in the mouth. He's biting your fucking knuckles. Yeah. He's going to go in head first with a bite. You punch that guy in the mouth, he's biting your fucking knuckles. He's going to bite and scratch. Mouth bacteria is very dangerous. You'll get messed up when you win that fight. Mike, the situation on Jersey Shore, he got in a fight with

Ronnie one time. He went to slam his head through the wall because he said one time he got in a fight with Ronnie one time and so he went to slam his head through the wall because he said one time he got in a fight with a guy that was much bigger than him and he slammed his head through the drywall and then the guy didn't want to fight him because he looked so crazy but then they were in Italy and he tried to slam his head through the drywall but it was actually a cement wall and then he passed out oh really sometimes crazy doesn't work that's pretty funny yeah are you watching the Jersey Shore like are you re-watching it or something no i just remember that that is a memorable moment

that's it that's all the videos i have oh my god you were not oh my god i'm still you're not allowed to sit here and tell me oh boy i have all these weird videos and i said what did you do this week and he said watched weird videos. And that's all you give me. And then you say you're out of videos after your first weird video. I brought up like four topics today for us. That's fine. I appreciate that.

But that was the one weird video. I wanted to see if we could find the full one. Thank you, Hassan. Thank you, Hassan. What kind of weird videos do you have for us, cutie? Oh, that's right. You have none. Yeah, don't pull your phone out.

You don't think. You don't think. I don't. That I put. Effort into this? No, I don't think. No. One second.

I got a citizen app thing. If it was wine about it, she'd have eight segments. Yeah, she'd be like, oh. Oh, I actually. We actually don't need segments because we're just electric yeah what's up guys my name is cinderella and this is wine about it today we're going to talk about how men ain't shit just like last week's episode um yeah we do talk about how men ain't shit every single time and how people shouldn't GTA RP relationships.

And it's awesome. No, I do have notes saved, though. Nominations for stream rewards start Monday. Wow. Can you believe that? I did my part. I nominated for the game or the games that you segments that you were putting out there. You voted for categories is what you did.

Yeah, I did that. That's good. You're welcome. Thank you. You did that. Oh, I thought all the categories from last year except for Valorant. What? No.

Every year there's new categories that get voted in. Yeah, I know. I was saying that all the categories last year were good, except for Valorant. Why no Valorant? Because they were mean to Kaiden. I took it away from them. You didn't know that?

Oh, yeah. I said, you guys can't have it. Oh, no. I had this TikTok saved with this drama, and the bitch deleted it. What was the drama? Oh, frick. Walk What was the drama? Oh frick Walk us through the drama

It was this girl that made out with everyone at her company party And then she got fired And she's like why aren't the men getting fired? And I want you guys to take on it Did the men make out with everybody? She made out with the men There's 0% chance that like If she's the one who made out with the men there's zero percent chance that like she if she's the one who made out with every single person i feel like she might have been a little bit more belligerent

than everybody else you know yeah but don't you think like that it's reverse the roles like i feel like i found it if a dude was making out with everyone at the company party like i don't think the women would be fired in that situation i think the dude making out with everybody would be fired um as well shouldn't be fired for making out though well that's just a good christmas party that's why i think it's more than that is what i'm saying because there's no way it was just like she was just even the logistics of like trying but before we on that, while we were talking about stream rewards real quick, I'm doing a new award this year. It might be controversial.

Bald-ish streamer. No, why would I do that? Is it an award for women? Yeah. Minority genders is combined. I got it from Valorant's Game Changers. Minority genders? What do I got it from Valorant's Game Changers. Okay. Minority genders?

What do you mean? Like non-binary. Wait, what? Because the platform, because the top. So it's women and non-binary? Is that what it is? Yeah, because the top 100 streamers, 98 of them are male. And so I thought it would be a fun category to try to highlight women and non-binary let's go man let's go but i'm nervous that people are gonna be mad what nothing you don't need to

be highlighted you learned your lesson you know what i think you could offset it if you just had like burliest bastard no i don't need to offset it the the the platform offsets it with the 98 offset it offset it with fattest nuts no i don't want to do that because then it'd be fun it'd be like game changers ladies and non-binary and trans and media and then next up that is that is nuts that's a category i might win It's not a bad idea But I'm not gonna do it I'm not doing thick ropes Do both

Do fat nuts and thick ropes I would hold it in for like a month Ew I don't want Ladies in the chat you've gotta be with me now I'm gonna be honest those would be your highest rated awards Fattest nuts And thickest robes? No. I'm not doing it.

I thought thick robe and fat nut was the same. Was I wrong? No, because fat nuts is like your actual sack. Oh, you meant like your ball sack. Yeah. Fair, fair. I thought you meant nut. He thought he meant fat nut.

No, that's thick rope. Yeah, that's thick rope. You're right. And it's good to clarify these things because it would get confusing to a voter. Dude, come on, cutie. No, that's thick rope. Yeah, that's thick rope. You're right. And it's good to clarify these things because it would get confusing to a voter. Dude, come on, cutie. No, we're not. You never give anything to us. We'll never travel.

We'll never have the fat nuts of a horse. You can travel without me and Emily will take my spot. She already said she would. Like in the pod? Yeah. Okay. She would say she'd fill me in. True. She would sit in for me. For good? Sure, if you want her to. But. She would say she'd fill me in. True. She would sit in for me. For good? Sure, if you want her to. But whenever you travel, she'd fill in.

Don't even test that, bro. She's going to fucking take it. Emily would. She's like, thank God I'm done with the pod. She won't even do the fat nuts. Guys, question. Can I be serious for a second? Don't move on.

I think your award is nice, and I think it's meaningful. I think the people that appreciate it are the people that you care about anyway. Women. Non-binary. I appreciate the award. Hassan appreciates the award. I think it's important.

I don't appreciate it. At first I was going to call it the Radiance award because i kind of liked it i liked it i liked it being abstract not men but then i decided that was too like feminine sure and ludwig had a good point he was like you should call it the against all odds award because like you know oh you know but that felt like a mouthful and so then he was like what about the defiance award and i was like that sounds bitchy and uh i think against all odds is good though but this is what i landed on

you ready for it tell me if you're inspired the the pussy award so it's gonna be the game her award oh no just kidding just kidding i like that no no because non-binary non-binary oh it is game non-binary game game her plus award the sapphire. Damn, you should work for Oprah. Recognizes a streamer who, like a sapphire, is formed against all odds. This is a streamer who has excelled in entertaining at the highest level in the past year despite facing significant challenges. In the industry where 98% of the top streamers are male, this award is dedicated to streamers who identify as female or minority gender who flourish in the face of adversity. What does minority gender mean? Non-binary. Why don't you just say non-binary because um it gets really complicated i found

out so i have a cousin who's non-binary and uh they said they said that they are not i feel like i can't speak on it based on Twitter because I'm not a part of it. Sure. But they said they are not queer. And. Okay. So some people were saying, instead of saying non-binary,

I should say queer. But then some people said, instead of saying queer, I should say non-binary. And it just got really complicated and messy. And so I just took minority gender from a game changers because also trans people at times might still do like you could still identify you could be you could be a trans female who's still you could still use he

she or them pronouns and technically you could you're still a minority gender because it's really complicated all right i'm with it i'm too sick to speak on it but this was a lot of fun having you yeah having you articulate it i really did i've talked to a lot of people i talked to my my my stepbrother who's trans i talked to my cousin who's non-binary i talked to twitter i i do actually i have a lot of it's a well thought out idea i like the name and i do think you should give a real sapphire to people, though. I don't have that kind of money. You should just figure it out.

Oh, wow. You don't have that kind of money for minority genders. Well, you're wasting all your money on therapy. Sounds like Twitter. I am wasting my money on therapy. I don't think it's helping. And I spend so much money. I don't know what to do.

Well, you do need to get ready. People are going to yell at you. It doesn't matter. Why? You have to block it out. Kitty. What do you mean why why because everyone is a fucking just because you want to highlight other people doesn't mean you want to diminish other people yeah what the hell is a minority gender anyway i'm gonna say it's people that is that just a black woman no i don't understand why we can't just say this is an award for black women.

And then there's the other side. Being black isn't a race. Actually, this is kind of. It is a race. It's not a gender. Actually, it's kind of messed up that you didn't specify xenogender, which is underrepresented as a category. Yeah, what about them xenogenders? I would say that's a minority gender.

Well, it seems like you didn't select any xenogender people specifically on that base. I came for the Fat Nuts Award. Where is it? That's a platform issue. That's not a me issue. As far as overcoming great odds, don't you think disabilities are great odds that people overcome? Why are there no people specifically disabled? And Sapphire is already the name of a book

about a disenfranchised black woman dealing with her weight in the face of adversity. It got turned into a movie called Precious. This is about gender. You went from being a fucking reactionary to being woke. No, no, no. He's reactionary.

He just loves Push My Sapphire. He loves the movie Precious. That movie touched me. My mother dealt with weight problems i do think that there will be people being like why isn't there you know why isn't there a word for other kinds of disability or race or or just minority genders or no there is the platform no people will ask for the men thing yeah but it's so funny is wrong with you? I know they will ask that. Where's the award for man?

I thought Will was joking. If I get too much hate, I'll honestly get rid of it next year. No, wonder men just keep killing themselves in droves. I'm going to try not to, but we'll see. You're the reason the suicides rates up. It's important to me to highlight minority genders in a space that isn't like whatever. I still don't know what that is, and I'm too angry to read. I did get some retort the first year. I don't know what that is and i'm too angry to read okay i did get

some retort the first year i don't think i've ever talked about this vocally talked about this yeah it was dumb as hell i don't know why they came out of my mouth without using vocals i got some there was some uh people that talked about this that they were like oh it was too it was too whitewashed like the first streamer awards they were saying there was too many like white people um however that isn't like inherently a me problem that is that is a platform problem and i think every year it gets better that more like races are um like pushed up to the top of twitch and represented and it's just because twitch is expanding um i think hopefully hate raids when it comes to race are getting less and less and less but that's like a lot of these problems aren't like problems they're systematic

problems with like the platform don't you feel like a award for um a white man then would be the most competitive of all of them yeah it's basically all the other ones thank you that's the thing is if you go back and look at like the winners it's not very like it's mostly white men which sucks but but also you know that's what the platform is built on right now um and i think uh hopefully that changes over the next few years hopefully it's way more diverse but out of character i don't know years. Hopefully it's way more diverse. Out of character. Again, I think it's a noble award and we both have your back.

I'm scared. It doesn't matter. People are going to yell at you regardless. My point was trying to get you to avoid that. Just don't listen. Cutie, cutie, this is really serious. Cutie. If I kissed her on the mouth, would that be okay?

I don't care. Why are you asking me? I'm asking the anti- bestiality people if that counts as bestiality. Why do you bring up bestiality? I don't want people to think I'm bestiality if I kiss her on the mouth. Oh my god. You're making a... Why are you saying that?

Because I kiss her on the mouth. Can I say something that you will listen to, please, as someone who gets yelled at all the fucking time you cannot they're one thousand million percent going to yell at you okay from both the angle that will present it and the angle that i presented they're gonna say why not this why not that okay so the real major problem here is you. It's your reaction to it. You cannot react to it. You just have to recognize that it's going to happen.

And you don't have to be right. You don't have to make an argument that you are right and have people agree with you. Wow. It sometimes makes you feel good. I know. It makes everybody feel good to be like, oh, everybody listens to me. Everybody's got my back. Yeah, but what if people stop watching my award shows? They're mad, oh, everybody listens to me. Everybody's like, got my back.

Yeah, but what if people stop watching my award show because they're mad? That's never going to happen. They might. No, that's insane. That is 1 million percent not going to happen. Most of the people that are chirping at you on Twitter have literally never heard of your award. They were just geared to get mad about something that day because they're fucking losers. And they're angry at themselves. And they saw a bunch of other people yelling at you and they joined it on the phone that's like 98 don't yell at me i'm asking nicely they don't know that because they don't

know you because they don't know the award show if you see hey listeners of the podcast if you see people yelling me on twitter send them this clip. Hello, sir. Yelling at me on Twitter. Please stop. Please. And you will have Hasan and my support from Japan where we will be during the awards. Okay. Yeah. If that's where you want to be, that's where you want to be. What can I do? Well, I mean, we'll do a nice call-in.

I don't need it unless you win. I ain't winning shit, so. Yeah. Nominations start Monday. I keep wanting to say tomorrow, but I respectfully asked not to be nominated this year. I ain't winning shit so Nominations start to Monday I keep wanting to say tomorrow but I respectfully asked not to be nominated this year You asked them not to?

Yes because I don't want to just lose again I should probably do that too I don't ask them to nominate me Save it for someone else that deserves it more or something You just kicked the camera. I did?

Oh my god. Wait, flip it? It's fine that you did. If you decide to do the fat nuts or thick ropes award, I will be there no matter what. I will be there and I'll work for it too. I'm not doing that. I will work to not I'll work for it too.

I'm not doing that. How did we get to an hour? I will work to nut nut for a long enough time so they can have the... We didn't get to talk about the lady who made out, but next week maybe. Let's talk about the lady who made out. We got a little time. You want to? Yeah, just quickly. Five minutes.

Hit me. Well, he's going to show a video. Was she like schloppy? I lost my job at my Christmas party last year. Story time. So my profession is an accountant okay so we all know what accountants are typically like that was my workplace wait so i actually is she not actually an accountant i just realized because sometimes people say they're accountants but they're sex workers oh my god oh my god this whole time i thought

she got fired from her accountant job. I think she might have. Yeah, but is she actually just in sex work? Cutie's right. A lot of times people on TikTok who are OnlyFans say they're accountants. I think you are both judging a woman by her jugs. Didn't she just say I'm an accountant? Didn't she just do accountant? This is how I lost my job at my Christmas party last year. Story time so my profession is an accountant okay so no she didn't do air quotes

she just said you all know is what she said accountants are typically like that was my work accountants are typically okay this is confusing let's see the okay maybe she's an accountant i think she's just so i actually became an accountant i will admit i did see the big jugs and i thought those are impossibly large i am with her she is an accountant this woman is a victim you know what it's like they say accountant you know what it's like if you see like if you see like a like a six foot five jack dude and you're and he tells you what he's doing and you're like oh you're wasting your talents you should be in the nfl yeah like all right let's just like that's like i'll be like oh you're built like a tight end like why are you doing accounting that's how i feel about this lady straight into a friendship and i have what just works

my way up in the corporate world okay obviously working your way up as a woman is hard enough in general you know especially in the corporate world especially i didn't mean to and like financing i did originally think she was like accountants and then board meetings i'm the only girl there there there's no other girl it's like 50 year old men surrounded by me and i'm just there in my little like starbucks cup stanley cup and the setup of this company was always just a bit weird to me not weird but weird so from the outside in it didn't look too strange ceo was a joint ceo it was a husband and a wife and the wife did a lot of kind of like the hr people part whereas the husband did he just

worked with us managers and like he did a lot of the meetings he did a lot of the numbers anyway we have always had good christmas parties the ceo just always i'm gonna call him i'd love to give him a name let's call him mark and then let's call his wife Michelle. So Mark and Michelle would always put on such good Christmas parties. Everyone loved them. It wasn't too big. And I think that may have been the issue. There was maybe like 15 of us, including Mark and Michelle. So it really weren't like a huge company at all.

It all got along. There wasn't like a huge turnover in people. People stayed and were there for like years and years. So this current year, Mark and Michelle were having some issues. And as a company, we did kind of know this just because it was very apparent in their behaviors. She make out with Mark? I think so. The reason I mentioned I was part of the managers, it's a very male-oriented and I'm the only girl,

is because a lot of them married, for one. But also make a lot of just passes at me. And like, I'm so used now to like shoving it off and just being like oh like whatever they're just old creepy men and mark has always been one of them people as well who has just always made comments and like i have always thought wife's next door you know like let's not let's not go there so by the time the christmas party came we generally think mark and michelle like filing for divorce like that's how serious we thought it got as a team i feel like you can kind of see where this is going but basically at the work Christmas party

I got very- ow that was my eyelid. I got very drunk okay and I do some stuff I'm not- I just don't like what I do when I'm drunk. So there is one guy who I work with and let's call him James. What?! There's more, there's more, there's more. I promise. I worked hard for this. Okay. James. James isn't 50. James is 22. He is basically my age. And I think there's always just been that sort of tension between us. And at the work Christmas party we ended up making out. And it wasn't in a private space. It was kind of directly at the dinner table. It weren't hidden.

James actually went home quite early that night. He had stuff to do the next morning. However, I feel like the other men kind of thought this was a go-ahead that I was about to start making out with all of them and I did. I don't know why. And by everyone I mean Mark as well. Do you know what makes this worse? In front of Michelle. So that was actually our last working day. I had to live with about a week and a half of fear of going back to work i received a meeting invitation and it was literally for the next day and it was with both what did i call them mark and michelle i didn't know straight away at that point that i was literally about to lose my job and i did okay so she's telling the story from her perspective she rp'd relationship she's telling the story from her perspective. She RP'd relationship.

She's telling the story from her perspective, which makes me feel like there's probably more to the story than the way she's explaining it. I think she was completely accurate, and I back that woman in every facet of her life. I don't think she's... Do you? Does she get fired for that? And I back her because she is a woman

and I am sister solidarity. I don't think she should get fired for that. Maybe she should. I don't think she should. I agree. Yeah, you know what? I agree that she shouldn't get fired either. And we've agreed on our first topic all night and that's the end

of this episode of fear that's right ladies and gentlemen thank you so much the calendars are on their way quickly thank you for supporting us happy new year to all of you and we will be planning our memphis trip soon thanks everyone and we'll see you next time watch the patreon episode there's a lot of bangers in there behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and we'll see you next time is is arping relationships chill see that is making me think that you automatically think it's not yeah i would kill myself why if i'm upstairs making my boyfriend chilly and i pull up his stream and he's asking some girl to be his girlfriend in pixel mode. Yeah, I'm ending

it all. What a stupid fucking thing to do. But you're killing yourself? It's a character. That's not an MP. That's Jason. Guys, come on. You don't think? No. Am I? Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think it's that bad. I don't give a shit about it at all. Bro, that is

crazy. It is a there's no way i'm alone here it's a role i play a gay german man that's offensive you know that that's you know that that's fantasy right i'm not a gay yes but you want to be a gay german well that's why you do it exactly i mean i like you think you think i would i want to be a 70 year old yes hairdresser from Dusseldorf the more you talk about it the more I feel like you are playing your future