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Episode Date: February 3, 2025

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There's nothing wrong with missing a finger but I'm saying is the default for most of us is... Ladies and gentlemen, from around the world, we are here in Tokyo, in my hotel room. That's right. In the evening. Once again. With the wonderful, the beautiful, Kaho Shibuya. Yes. I saw you referring to the view.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Mount Fuji. Mount Fuji. Now, Kaho, I want to let you know, few steps that way, in that room, gorgeous floor to ceiling windows. Perfect view of Mount Fuji. Have you heard of it?

I have heard of Mount Fuji. Yes, perfect view of Mount Fuji. Anyway, it is so lovely to have you. We are having a fantastic time in Japan. Thank you. How are you doing this evening? It's been great. Actually, I hit my head, the back of my head,

like 3 a.m. this morning. Yeah, I got an ambulance, which is free in Japan. What? You got an ambulance? You showed up for our Rinky Dink-Ass podcast after you hit your head like that. You hit your head and you called him? No, no, concussion.

Good, oh my gosh. Three staples here. Oh my gosh, you, no concussion. Good. Oh my gosh. Oh, three staples here. Oh my gosh, you literally have staples. I thought Will was joking. No. Can I feel it? Yes.

They're real. Oh my God, like a stapler. Three, three staples here. Kao Shibuya is a goddamn trooper. Let me just say, she got a war injury and she's still here to do content for you ungrateful kids, okay? Understand something. This is important. Unbelievable. She's still here to do content for you ungrateful kids. Okay? Understand something. This is important.

Koushuboya, you are such a trooper. And I wanna begin today by giving everybody, yourself included, some gifts. Wow. What? That's right, I wanna come in hot. Wow. Okay? You guys got gifts? I'm so Japanese nowadays.

I feel like the art of gift-giving is something that I really value Oh my god, okay, so I got gifts for everybody in here. So nice. It's so sweet of him. Okay, number one We do nefis on ah the shirt that I got you that you just kind of left in my room We know this this is from the stream This is from the stream. Wait a minute. You're giving him the gift. Wait, you're regifting the gift you already gift me? Yeah.

That's from Nakano. You got him something else, surely. Don't worry, I got more. Oh. Okay, Austin. This is. Oh, I've been wanting to do. This is a.

Oh my God. One of one. Oh my God. Japanese Communist Party merchandise. Oh my God.. Oh my god Japanese Communist Party Merchandise oh my god straight up from the Japanese Communist Party headquarter my god, and it is in hot pink Oh my kids cuz I'm gay. It's For your and it's a Japanese medium, so I Small oh my god

Scream communist yes very communist what is worse? Okay? I have more gifts Oh my gosh, I'm gonna bust out of this thing. Look at this. Yeah, the design doesn't really scream communist. Yes, very communist. Of course, I have more gifts. Wilna, for you, it is the Chinese Year of the Snake branded Tenga. Wow, Tenga. Oh my gosh. And Austin, for you.

Oh, you got me a Tenga! It is a hot Tenga, quaint warmer. It's like, yes, Tenga, it's hot Tenga. Japan exclusive. This is the second time he's given a Tenga, quick warmer Japan exclusive. This is the second time he's given a Tenga to me and someone else, and the other person's is significantly bigger than this. I don't know, it just happened to be that way, but speaking of,

the Tenga train is still here. Oh my God, Kaho, thank you, here you go. That's an assortment of chocolate Tengas. Oh, okay, I thought of that. Yeah, because I don't have a penis, so I was like, what? What. That's a assortment I know you don't have a penis, but don't tangas do they make insertibles? They do a female brand. Okay I feel like that's the appropriate name. It's more for Robbie. They have a collaboration with a famous Japanese actress and one of the Tengah vibrators that they have

as a matter of fact does whale sounds and one of them actually looks like a whale. Alright, I got you a gift as well. Okay, oh my god, I'm so excited. I saw this and I could not pass it up. Go ahead and pop that bad boy open. Chinatown!

Oh my god, it's panda! It has panda on it. That's right. In honor of your trip to the Japanese Communist Party today, I got you a communist panda shirt. What sort of salute is that panda doing?

Wow, this is so cool! Yeah. Damn. Wow. Mao's panda. Yes. Oh my god. You're welcome.

I didn't get anybody anything. I'm so sorry. We don't expect you to get us stuff. Hold on. We were getting gifts for Cutie, and he asked out loud if there were any stickers available for sale. I know. Look, I thought that I would get her a better sticker.

Remember last time? Do you remember that? Yeah, the problem was definitely just the sticker being not good. So I got a sticker for her as a gift from Japan. She loves Tokyo Disney, so I gave her a sticker. Isn't that sweet? That's so sweet. She loves Tokyo Disney, so he went to Tokyo Disney, had a fantastic experience at Tokyo Disney,

and then it's one of those, oh, my first time at Tokyo Disney stickers that they hand you by force. Oh, that's great. At the door that he delivered to Cutie because he forgot to give her a gift. Yeah, and I thought that, what a great souvenir, only to be experienced by somebody who went to Disney.

And anyway, she didn't like it, and nobody else liked it in the chat. They thought it was weird. Kaho is so relentlessly upbeat. I absolutely love it. She prides every room. Kaho, I gotta thank you for coming tonight because you know what's really interesting?

Today, I retraced the steps of what I did at this point in my trip two years ago. And this is actually really funny because two years ago, we also sat down with you. And it's one of my favorite podcast episodes ever. So this day really feels like not only a bookend to a two years Japanese saga, but like kind of a rehash of a really great time in my life. What's been going on with you other than the staples in your head? And how the hell did that happen?

Well, I slept. I mean, I was so tired, I just slept in my regular clothes and I was very in tights, you know, kind of like a pantyhose. And I saw that I heard something, I was half asleep. You thought you heard something?

Yeah, I was like, maybe doorbell or something. I was like, oh, I gotta get the door. And of course I didn't hear anything. I was just sleeping. Then I usually wear shark slippers, but I forgot to wear slippers. And so I just stepped. And then my bed has storage, like two drawers.

So I guess I hit one of them. Oh no, did you have a brain scan? Yeah, CT scan. It was fine. Oh my gosh. All free. All free I think. Oh wait, no no no, I still haven't paid because it was the middle of the night, so I still have to pay when I get my staples out. How long were you in the hospital for? No, it was like very quick. How much? 30 minutes. Wait, so if you don't take your staples out or if you take them out yourself, then it's free I only have to pay 30% so I shouldn't be too much and I'm doing it's free. So that's great I heard you in the Isata's Unitos. You're in 20 grand for that Recently and it probably take you 13 hours

Yeah, I mean realistically probably take you around. Yeah, I went to the to the hospital. It was an all day affair for me for a stomach flu. And I took an ambulance. They billed me, the bill's $2,500. I still haven't paid it. Wow. I was talking to the Japanese Communist Party earlier about precisely this issue that we're having a conversation around. Where apparently Japan has a lot of hospital beds and that there's always availability and there's a lot of doctors and nurses in Japan in comparison to other developed nations. So oftentimes they have a much more expedient process here despite the fact that you know they still have some semblance of privatized health care in this country. It's relatively affordable. There's a price limit to it.

And, you know, just another sign of a well-functioning society that we do not have in America. I feel so bad because I could move by myself. I could walk, so I was like, should I just, I shouldn't have just make a big deal and maybe I shouldn't have a cold ambulance. And I kind of say sorry to the medics and everybody. But they're like, oh, we're grad.

You came as soon as possible. Everybody was so nice. Yes, I mean, I'm a big proponent. If you think you need an ambulance, call it. That's what I believe. Okay, there are definitely moments where you don't need an ambulance. And I feel like you would call it.

Yeah, but I don't think, if you feel, the moment to call an ambulance is when you think you need an ambulance. Yeah. Like, I don't think there should be like, if there's a question whether you should call an ambulance, I do believe you need an ambulance. Yeah. Like, I don't think there should be like, if there's a question whether you should call an ambulance, I do believe you call an ambulance. I'm not saying just, you know, get on the phone

and start calling an ambulance. I've never been in an ambulance. Wow. Really? Yeah. Healthy, healthy. I haven't been until a few months ago. I've almost never been to a hospital.

Wow. I've probably been to a hospital for my needs, like four times in my life. Really? Yeah. I've been First got to LA. I there's a time I cut my hand open really badly and instead of going to the hospital I took an uber to a CVS and got a thing of superglue and I super glued my hand shot to save some money And it did it work. Yeah. Yeah, you can do that This is not medical advice. This is not medical advice. This is not medical advice Did it work? Yeah. Oh yeah. You can do that? Yeah. I can see a scar at all.

This is not medical advice. This is not medical advice. This is not medical advice. Please do not do this. Do this on your own peril. So I had health insurance in the United States and it lapsed. So it went away.

Wow. And I was on my way to Japan and alls I had to do was survive just a couple more days and not get hurt in the United States. And I came to Japan and alls I had to do was survive just a couple more days and not get hurt in the United States. And I came to Japan and now I have better healthcare than I do at home. Because if I get hurt or something in Japan, I will get taken care of.

And they won't charge me a dime. How much did it cost, the staples in your head? Oh, I haven't paid it yet. I still have to go. Speculation, how much? Speculation, probably less than, definitely less than 50 bucks. Less than 50 bucks well I would assume that's like a cab ride every yeah that's a cab ride oh my god it was like ten bucks ten bucks

yeah that's crazy what what number do you dial if you need help here because I feel like I should know 11 9 11 so the reverse now. Do they speak English if you call them? What why would she know that because she just caught well, I guess she didn't Austin why are you know if the operators are multilingual or not? Also, why are you asking all of these crazy? Like are you are you? Quiet over there you were on your phone. Yeah, right. What was I was pairing the interview? Oh, thank you. Okay, I just well we were getting into the nitty gritty of the germanies. I was just kind of letting you ride because I wanted to see

where this was going to. We know it was like sixty minutes over here. I'm not realizing. I'm realizing you just care about the minutia of. I think that's what the people at home wanna know. What's the number? Think about it. What number is it and do they speak English? Cause what if I go out, let's say I break away. He's still going.

One one nine. Now I know the number. Konichiwa. Hello, do you speak English? I have an emergency. Oh, yes. Right? I feel like they should be, but you know what? They shouldn't be bilingual. What?

What? Some people might be. Should they be or shouldn't they be? Because we're a guest here in this country. It's definitely better. And I shouldn't expect anybody to speak any other language. If they can speak other language, of course that's better. Anyway, I love this country. I think it's the best country in the world. Yeah.

The most beautiful people, the most kind people in the world. It's my favorite. And I've just enjoyed my time here so much. I don't want to leave. Yeah. That's good to hear. Yeah. Do you guys know that I stream super late night and I'm still absolutely bright-eyed

and bushy-tailed for the podcast. How do you do it, Will? I'm going to tell you how I do it. Beam. Have you ever heard of Beam, cutie Cinderella? Yeah, I've used it before when I was really anxious to go to Disneyland the next day, and then my brother-in-law gave me some and he said, you gotta drink this.

And then I did and I went to sleep. Oh, well, tell us about it. What is it? Well, I wouldn't say that it's like, it's like sleep support and they have like hot cocoa flavored. Yeah, this one, ooh, yeah, this is the cinnamon cocoa flavored This one's the sea salt and it has a mix of like magnesium melatonin Althea neen I have a problem when I take melatonin alone as I get shaky, but the althea neen stops that

Yeah, that's right. It's so interesting because I was just enjoying a nice cup of hot cocoa before bed How convenient beam has got it all in one powder with so many things that are helping me with my sleep. Well, and there's no grogginess. That's what's really nice about it, is it feels really very, very natural. That's right. And if you wanna try Beam's best-selling dream powder,

get up to 40% off for a limited time when you go to shopbeam.com slash fear and use the code fear at checkout. That's shop B E A M dot com slash fear and use the code fear for up to 40% off. Have a good night's sleep. Sleep well. Kyle, what have you been up to recently? What's new in your life?

Hmm. Oh, I'm going to be in a game. And I don't know if you know the Yakuta series. Oh, we saw you! We saw you! We saw the clip! Oh my God! The game is coming out next month.

Gabe, cut the clip in. Gabe, cut the clip in. Please come this way. This time, we have Mr. Yokoyama from Hanatama Zote. Thank you very much. Thank you. And Mr. Media from Kamite, please. Thank you. And the paper media, please.

Next, the central media. Thank you. Please come this way. I saw you. February 21st. Just throw a dildo across the screen. Just randomly. Don't do that. I wonder, did he do it last time I asked? Yes. Okay. So how did that happen?

How did you end up in Yakuza? So there's audition. Yeah. And then, well, I actually won the audition. So I get to be in the game. But you're in the game as yourself. As yourself, it's Kyle. And there's a line saying like,

I'm a dirty, dirty girl in my sub-quest. So you just have to find out. You said that? I am, I'm saying that. Oh, you're saying that. In my sub-story. Is it just voice acting or are you mo-capped? I'm sorry if I missed that part.

Both. And also there's live action of me. There's live action? Yes, I actually went to diet for that, but yeah, I'm like three kilograms heavier in that live action scene, but still, I guess I hope it's not too bad. Oh no. That's amazing.

Congratulations. What is the live action scene? So they are doing this live action scene for kind of a bachelor, bachelor-let kind of content. There's like a one big comedian in Japan and he's playing this character. He wants to date women that have the one, wanna meet the one.

So they kind of accumulate all the girls, like five girls called Minato word girls. Like Minato-ku, just like here. We're in Minato. Yes, we're in Minato word. And somehow they say that girls in Minato-ku, just like here. We're in Minato. Yes, we're in Minato-world. And somehow they say that girls in Minato-worlds, they're expensive and they're gorgeous. I have seen a lot of beautiful, expensive women.

That's amazing. That's so sick. I love the Yakuza games. I've played most of them. Yeah. Oh cool. Yeah, oh my God. This one is gonna be in Hawaii.

Yeah, and it's like a pirate theme. Yes, Majima, fan favorite character is pirate. Yeah. Are you a fan of the Yakuza games? Have you played them? I played everything. Wow. Except for the online like a smartphone game.

Yeah, they're famously long games. I think I've completed one of them. I'm working my way through Yakuza Zero right now. Oh wow. It's a lot. It's the best one, I think. It's so much fun. I think it's the best one. Kiryu-chan! I'm very excited. I love Majima! Yeah, anyway, sorry. That's just... That's big news though.

That's enough. What? That's enough. Have you wanted to do voice acting in video games? Yes, I have done voice acting in anime and also kind of edgy scene too. Wow! So I was like next time you got a big game. What was the, it was a little bit of a naughty scene, right? There was some naughty scene that you can only watch in DVDs or Blu-rays. They do that on TV, they try to hide it. They blur it out? Yeah, or they just cut the scenes.

Oh, okay. What is a, what is this an anime? Yes. Yakuza? Yeah. No, no, no. She's talking about an anime. Oh, yeah.

Just want to make sure. Okay. Now, are you animated in it? The anime one is just a totally different character. Not Kaho. See, they're looking at me like I'm ridiculous. She's answering the question. But in Naked Dragon, I am as Kaho.

I've never, have they ever used the likeness of real people in the Yakuza games before? Because like they use like the character, they mocap like real actors, but they don't make them play themselves. Oh, that's true. In Yakuza Zero they have like Javstars show up in the plot line. Oh, so they have like, oh those are real. And then that unlocks, remember that unlocks a video that you can watch in the plot line. Oh, so they have like, oh those are real. Remember that unlocks a video that you can watch in the. No, I know that, but I didn't know that those were real Jav stars.

There are some, yes. Oh, okay, I thought these were, those were just like. JB. Cute girls. Japanese adult video. That video, exactly. And this is where you began or. No, no, no.

I'm actually in the game as kind of a journalist. Okay, you're a journalist. Apparently she's a nerdy nerdy girl. I think she has a secret. Why did you, why did you, that was inappropriate? Was that inappropriate? No. Why did you assume that she's doing Jav and the, as a Jav star? Oh, that was like a long time, I did not, JV, like a long time ago. I'm so sorry, I'm an investigative journalist. No, no, I totally understand. He's giving me shit. I'm so sorry. From 2014 to 2018, I did a JV. OK, great.

Amazing. I'm so sorry. I'm a gay man. No, totally. I understand. I would be such a fan of your work. And I still am. Kao, is there much of a gay Japanese adult video scene?

Yeah, is there? There are. There is a gay video scene too. Wow. And a lot of actors, they do both. Oh really? Oh interesting. The women too.

Oh, there's Garian Garcings too. Oh, interesting. Of course. Wow. It's actually cheaper because there's no insurgent. Oh, really? It's not physically as demanding, so it's actually cheaper. So is a lot of the JAV films, are they shot here in Tokyo? Oh, yes they not physically as demanding. So it's actually cheaper. So is it is a lot of the JV films are they shot here in Tokyo?

Oh, yes, they are a lot. Especially around Shinjuku. There are a lot of studios. Oh, okay. Interesting. Wow. Fascinating. You know, I don't know if you know that that pool there is a place called that pool like a Z pool. Yeah, you seen the pool in the JV or Grebby settings. And then it's in actually Shinjuku. It's in the middle of the Shinjuku. Oh, interesting. Interesting. They used to let you film like doing it in the pool. I heard like they don't do that anymore because it's not sanitary. Yeah,

no, it it it messes with the no the pH. You'll get a urinary tract infection, right? Did I did I did I did I nail that? You nailed it. All right. So, well, we've been here for... Investigative reporter and doctor. Yeah. Of urology.

So this is our second, some of us third trip to Japan. And the last time I was here, it was not a great trip for me. He was going through a breakup. I was depressed, going through a breakup, very sad time. Yeah, you didn't want to even go to that aquarium. No, I didn't want to go to the aquarium. I sat here alone when they went out and partied and just looked out my window.

I didn't even know there was a view of Mount Fuji right out of that window, even last year. But this time I've learned a few different things because now I'm more clear minded. And I've got some questions. Oh, cool. And I've been in a group of gaijin the entire time. And so obviously we have no answers and we just kind of do what each other do,

not questioning whether it's correct or not. So I walk around and we are constantly saying, sumimasen, sumimasen, sumimasen to everybody. I remember that. But one thing I've noticed is nobody else locally says sumimasen, like when you're just walking around in public. Is it very common to say that as you're walking around and you kind of, we're just saying it all the time.

When you're bumping into somebody or you're almost bumping into somebody, I say sumimasen or excuse me. Okay. But not like all the time. Not all the time. When you're bumping into somebody, or you're almost bumping into somebody, I say, sumimasen or excuse me. Okay. But not like all the time. Not all the time. So we're being a little excessive. To be fair, we are bumping all the time. We are bumping into people a lot. We're girthy, yeah. Oh, interesting. I was curious. Also, we always have a backpack on. We're usually carrying a bunch of shit. You can't say it too much.

I mean, it doesn't hurt. It's kind of like saying cute, like if you say thank you, often times, that's good. Interesting. Okay, do you guys have any questions about? I don't have questions, I have answers. Oh, whoa.

To questions that absolutely nobody has. So, in honor of Will, always doing an America Me Up, I thought today would be a fantastic day to do a Japan Me Up. Oh please, interesting. That's right. Special segment time, Japan Me Up, and then put some nondescript Japanese things,

but don't make it too racist, Gabe, okay? Like maybe some Japanese music, but like, you know, tasteful, okay? Tasteful. Okay, okay, maybe some Japanese music, but like, you know tasteful. Okay? Yeah Maybe Mount Fuji and then it goes with the drumming someone goes oh Something like that, you know what I mean? Racist and then that's not really script That's not racist that race. No, that was a pretty good. That was a pretty good. No, right?

You know what is called was adjacent to racism. I'll give you... Your segment. Who died and made you Mr. Anti-Japanese Racism Understander? Okay, alright, let me get started. So sorry for my friend. So as we were talking about the language of Japan, I wanted to talk about... Japanese. So as we were talking about the language of Japan, I wanted to talk about-

Japanese. Yeah, the language of Japan is Japanese. Thank you. Sure. But did you know that initially, Japan's language in 1872 was slated to change? Wow. Really? That's right.

To English. To the English language. No way. Yes. What? Wow. The first of these proposals was made in 1872 by a man named Mori Arinori.

He was the first Japanese ambassador to the USA. I only wanted to bring this up as we would have ruined this country. Oh yeah. 100% Maury advocated that the nation switch entirely to English for reasons of international trade in the commercial world. The progress of Japanese civilization is evidently impossible. Now of course it obviously didn't happen. And part of the reason why I think was because like the written language of Japanese, there's some confusion there as well. Like there's, you have a Kanji and, and also Katakana. Yeah. You have Katakana Hiragana. And this

was a difficult for a lot of the peasant class to learn and also demonstrate expertise in and have like some symbols of universality. So this man decided, let's actually just if we're going to teach people a language, let's you know, use the language that is going to be used by international commerce in the future. Now in 1872, I feel like that's a fairly insightful take. That's an early adapter. Yeah. Like my man was just like ahead of time. He was a marabou OG, but of course it didn't work out. It was just a little tidbit.

I wanted to give you guys. This has been Hassan's Japan Me Up. Wow. I actually learned something today too, that I thought was very interesting. Have you ever heard of the Aroma game? Aroma game? It's actual game, TV game or just like... No, not a TV game.

This goes back to ancient Japan. We're talking thousands of years ago, rich Japanese, I guess, you know, dudes would get like 10 different, um, aromatics or incenses and they would play a game to test your palette where they would burn each one of them and the other rich person in the room would smell and try and guess what the scent is and then this would be a marker of your pedigree. This feels like a famous game, What's in My Mouth. Yes, yes, this is a very different version. You don't want to play that, Kyle. No, but I, you were at the... Are they going to show actually? version. You don't want to play that call. No, but I know. But no, we we are at the natural or national history museum today. And I was fascinated by this because they had an aroma

game set in one of the in one of the displays. And I thought that was fascinating. Yeah, we went to the museum today. And the right. And the other fascinating thing, and you can sound off on this, is the museum was almost empty, except for one exhibit. That is their, you know, they'll have like one rotating exhibit. And right now it is the Sanrio Hello Kitty Memorial 50 year exhibit. Memorial? Well, 50 year. Oh.

And it had a line. Memorial. Well, 50 year. Oh. And it had a line that wrapped around the block. Do you know that Hello Kitty herself has grossed over a hundred billion with a B dollars since the 1970s? Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. The USD. Wow. Yeah. So are you. Like a daughter to USD. Wow.

Yeah. So, are you a Hello Kitty fan at all? I find her adorable. She's like the same size of apple. Like three apples. I forgot how many apples. Yeah, how tall she is. Three apples high. Or how heavy she is also. She weighed by apples. Isn't she supposed to also be, yeah, Hassan was saying like a person.

She's not supposed to be. Actually from London. Yeah. Hello Kitty is not a cat. Fans in denial after creators reveal she is a little girl. Yeah, that's right. Isn't that crazy? I know. Ready? Trivia, trivia.

What is the first Hello Kitty product made in the 1960s? Oh, no. It's 1974. It says no, but this is like the, the, the pre cursor. Yes. Whoa. Pars. Good guess. We talked about it earlier. We literally read the placard at lunch. I read the placard at lunch. I said silk. Wasn't it silk? It was a textile factory, but it wasn't silk. Shit. What's on? Denim. Flip flops.

Oh, I don't remember that conversation. Yes, so we had special Hello Kitty drinks today. Yeah, we went to a tea house. Yeah. Oh. A very ancient tea house. Well, not super ancient. It was like 1700.

Yeah, that's pretty ancient. Well, not super ancient, it was like 1700s. Yeah, that's pretty ancient. Well, I mean, but comparatively speaking, Japanese history goes to like 3000 BC, so not as ancient as it could be, but beautiful tea house, walk in, we ordered Hello Kitty drinks. Yeah. We sat on the floor at a traditional Japanese tea table,

and we drank tea together and we had nuts. And it was a beautiful, and it was, you know what was so cool is it was so quiet and peaceful. But I look around and there's not one singular sign that says you need to be quiet. It was just such a peaceful environment that it was an unspoken rule that everybody there was to respect the sanctity of the tea house

with peace and silence. And I told the gentleman as I was buying, I was checking out, and he was so, him and I had a moment, we connected on that because he too understood what I was saying and he recognized, oh my gosh, you're right. Not a sign in the house. I know what you mean by that, yeah.

It just happens, organic rate, it's just natural. And it was beautiful. Okay, I have a second Japan Mio. Oh, take me there. Now, excuse me for having so many different facts about Japan today. It's not only because we went to the Japanese Communist Party headquarters earlier with March, but also I went there with a bunch of academics. Right. And you also have read it on your phone.

No, no, no. That part is a trick. But don't worry about that. I'll explain it in a second. Okay. And after that, after that wonderful experience, I actually hung out with them for quite a while. We had some drinks, we had some food, and we just kind of talked about Japanese politics in general and Japanese culture in general. And I found some very fascinating things. That's why I have a lot of trivia here for you guys today. Okay. Any with it.

Kyle, if you know the answer to this, obviously don't cheat by being Japanese. Please try and stop being Japanese. Damn. Did you know that televised shows such as Bob the Builder and also Simpsons where characters have four total fingers, were apparently edited in the Japanese market, at least the covers for The Simpsons, you have by fingers. Why is, hold on, let me finish.

Oh, God. That's the question. Why do you think that is the case? Will Neff, what's your answer? I think that is the case. Will Neff, what's your answer? I think that is the case because famously the Yakuza have a habit of taking partial fingers when someone owes them money or disgraces them in some way and they did not want their cartoon characters to have a gang affiliation. Austin, what's your answer?

Well, I just think it's not anatomically correct. And I think that those in Japan have attention to detail. It's like, we don't want to teach our children that you're missing a thumb. Well, if you're missing, there's nothing wrong with missing a finger. But all I'm saying is the default for most That was a joke it wasn't political enough The default finger placement for most people is five on each hand and I think that I

Think that that's beautiful I think that it although we accept all all varieties of folks with different amounts of fingers, I think that in Japan they want to go with the default. I forgot that I was actually doing trivia as Austin Ramble. So incredibly brave. He's both of you are wrong. Come on. That's right. Both of you are wrong.

As a matter of fact, that's what I thought as well initially. And that's actually the popular Reddit post that I was looking at that was falsely suggesting that it's because of the Yakuza. Kao, do you know why? I'm guessing. I don't know if the correct answer. I guess they didn't want to insinuate that they're disabled or that no, you're also wrong. Oh my God. I know more. I know more about Japan than Kao Shohsiung who is literally Japanese. Okay. They did change the character in breach. The one like a female character

who didn't have an arm or like a, they added like a fake prosthetic arm. So I said that's what they did. The real reason was apparently cause I've, I've been looking at like, uh like someone told me that there's like not a lot of, at the main cafe, I think it was Cole that said like, there's not a lot of swear words in Japanese. Yeah, I'm shocked by that. However, however, there is a concept that has stood the test of time that is considered a massive pejorative,

Brackumin, the the braku people. Now, yes, you think I'm talking about black people. It's not black people. It's not me saying black people in a Japanese accent. Braku is a specific subclass of people in Japan. Get on! It's on! Quickly! in Japan, that the way to refer to black people is by hitting up the four fingers like this.

Why you might ask, but what are the people who are the black people? Let me fucking finish. Okay. The reason why this is a pejorative is because four signifies the animals that they use to butcher because the butcher class in feudal Japan was considered to be the lowest of the low. So people were grouped in under feudal Japan, okay? Basically a thousand years ago at this point into certain neighborhoods and certain parts of the village

where these were the people that actually handled the animals. These were the people that were the butchers and the people that work in horrible conditions and whatnot. And they were considered the untouchable caste in old Japanese society. But because Japan is so obsessed with maintaining their culture and their history and because the Japanese government, as a matter of fact, maintains is one of the only countries in the development, developed nations that

to the goddamn point. I'm done. I'm just joking. Come on, get to the point. You're about to get there. I'm kidding. I'm because Japan is one of the only nations, one of the only OECD nations that actually maintains your family lineage by family name and your residential address that apparently the ancestors that were brought to me. Considered lesser when people find out in Japanese society if you are from that neighborhood Or if your parents actually were butchers a thousand years ago, basically

They will literally refuse to marry their daughters to you And apparently this was a level of discrimination that was so severe that the brock amine Went out and did like, you know in the 90s and into the 2000s did this like massive legal battle discriminatory legal battle against them. And apparently they're still fairly litigious as well. That's more prominent in the countryside and especially in the West side, not really in Tokyo. But so you're familiar with it.

I'm sorry, please go ahead and ask her about emergency room services again. And if they speak English. I'm sorry. I'm done, I'm done. Just because I'm a more sophisticated journalist doesn't mean you need to bring me down in front of our guests. I apologize for his antics. So you're familiar with this. Yes. Get the from like society. Like history class. I ticked

him off. I yeah. This is I wanted to bring some thoughtful to the podcast. You guys are shitting on me. I am so sorry, Hassan. I didn't do anything. Anyway, but yeah, this is inappropriate in Japan, right? I watch your stream all the time. I love your commentary. I know, I know. It's fine. It was just a joke. It was in poor taste.

I do apologize. But I thought it was fascinating that like, they still consider if you're, cause like obviously handling meat is not considered sinful anymore. It's not like Japan is like a Buddhist society, right, any longer. So, you know, handling animals is no longer considered to be like inappropriate or sinful. And yet this discrimination is like carried on for centuries at this point.

Yeah. I didn't mean to bum you out. God, I was like, yeah, it's a shameful part of our history. Thanks for bringing that. Big jokes about it. Wait, is that is that like actually a shameful thing to bring up? Oh, no, I mean, you have to learn about it. So, yeah.

OK, well well I apologize for bringing up. So tell me about how there aren't many Japanese swear words. Did you learn any swear words? I was told that there are no words that are considered like the equivalent of American swear words. Like, there's, you rarely see like a beep sound on TV. Sometimes they beep like a word, like something sexual, like sex. That can be beeped.

Sex? Yeah, sex can be. Sexu. Yeah, if it's like a TV show during the day, I guess like they probably beep sex. Sexu. Yeah. So that's like, that's the biggest word is sex who? Not swear word, but yeah, they think it's too sensitive.

What's like some of the big ones? Like if I just say in public, someone will be like, oh. I don't know. Baka? I don't want it. Baka is fine, it's like stupid. Yeah. You moron.

Oh, you moron. So there are, it's more like descriptive words of like parts and acts rather than like a fuck or shit Yeah, or some like discriminatory words Discriminatory, oh I don't want to learn those To like refer to somebody like who is like say somebody are crazy But if it's you use subtle words like a mentally crazy and then you cannot stay down

But there's no there's no like fuck. There's no like ah fuck No, not really Like there's okay you stub your toe. What do you occurs? Will they censor that on TV they're not gonna censor that They censor penises, but not If you are in an anatomy class in Japan and they're talking about sex, what are they gonna say? Will they say sexu or will they say something else?

I think it's with the class, it's fine if it's not on TV. Do they have, is sex education very prominent in Japan? No, I don't remember a match. I don't think we use like a condom on bananas though. I don't think so. I also went to girls only school. So maybe it's kind of different. Okay.

Wow. I went to protestant girls only school. Yeah. After it made out the word. Okay. I see. Interesting. Girls only school. Yeah. Look how I turned out.

You turned out fabulous. I stopped going to like a church on Sunday because there are a lot of like a TV shows on Sunday morning in Japan, especially anime. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to watch Digimon and that's going to be my religion. Oh my God. I loved Digimon.

I was a big Digimon fan. I don't, I never understood it. I feel like it's just weaker Pokemon. Like, I don't get it. He doesn't even know Pokemon. He, excuse me, Turtis. Turtis. I know Pokemon. His favorite Pokemon. I know Pokemon. Everybody excuse me. Turdice. Turdice. I know Pokemon favorite Pokemon.

I know Pokemon. Everybody knows Turdice and everybody loves Turdice. Yeah. So everybody's a big Turdice fan. Everyone. And I mean everyone. Okay. Call. Thank you so much for taking us to handsome man. The other day was fantastic stream. Do you know what I saw a tweet by Ronaldo, wait, what's his name again? Ronaldo? Oh, Cristiano. Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo? Yes, like soccer player, very handsome, right?

Yes, very handsome. I saw his eyebrows and I go, wait, I've seen the eyebrows. Oh! Oh, so you think I have Cristiano Ronaldo eyebrows? Yeah, I was like, whoa. Devastating. What? What?

He's hot. Because, are you, what lead? He's the most successful soccer player. I know, but like that is exactly what he, what does he look? I have this, this, this, uh, the attitude about the situation where like, I feel like Latin American men, Mena men, men from the Middle Eastern or North African region, Portuguese men, they have a very particular sensibility around beautification. I think they go a little above and beyond with the way

that they, that's what I'm trying to say. Well, being politically correct, yeah, I just don't. You look a little too manicured. I just don't like that, yeah. I don't like looking super manicured. I just think that it's too many sharp angles, you know? I had to like literally shave my beard down because I feel like, especially with the longer beard,

it looked crazy. No, I understand what he's saying. In, he wants a more rugged look. Yeah. A more rugged appearance. And I think in, now, a lot of Japanese men are into a more manicured look Is that correct? That's true more androgyny, right? Androgynous. Yeah, yes like kpop too. So it's so interesting to me because my gaydar is all over the place in Japan

Because I'll be like, oh my god Look at that beautiful gay man and then I look to the left and it's he's holding the hand of his girlfriend that beautiful gay man. And then I look to the left and it's, he's holding the hand of his girlfriend. Yeah. Dues will be wearing lipstick on days with their girlfriends. It's just wild to me. I'm with that. Yeah. Which is great. Anyway, back to your, well, there wasn't really much. I just wanted to open that up as a, as a point of conversation. And I think you look good. I really, I think I think, I think you look good, but I also would prefer, I think you look better with a rugged, more rugged appearance. I think I think you look good, but I also would prefer. I think you look better with a rugged, more rugged appearance. I think so as well.

You know, like so let those eyebrows get a little wild. You know, let that beard grow. I thought it was very funny. It was funny. It was a great stream. We need to do that to you as well, even though the guys thought we were trying to get it. No, they thought you were trying to steal a free haircut. Yeah. Yeah.

I was like, oh, my buddy also is a streamer. Like, can we also get free promo for handling the camera the entire time? So they definitely didn't think I was a streamer. They thought I was a camera guy that you were trying to get a free cleanup for. They thought I was a homeless man that you were trying to groom. No, I think we could have communicated that a little bit better and I think you presented yourself in that way. We put out some vibes in order to avoid having some vibes in order to this motherfucker goes. Yeah, wake up at seven. We're both going to get groomed. I thought we were standing in a torpedo holding a five pound camera pack not sitting down once.

Wait, wait, wait. This is so funny to me because I was watching the stream and I was like, when's Will gonna get this? Yeah. No, you weren't the only one who was asking that question. I was asking that question quite frequently. And then he's gonna say, I presented myself a certain way. You didn't present yourself that way.

We can try that next time. I don't know. It's been like two years. I don't know when you're thinking about coming back to Japan. Is it one thing you have? We'll be back next year, probably don't know. It's been like two years. I don't know when you're thinking about coming back to Japan. One thing you have to realize, our whole podcast revolves around being awful to one another. Now, we would never do that to you

because you're a queen and princess. You're an angel. But feel free to be horrible to the girls. Not me so much. Specifically to Austin, I think. They're kind of once. they can be more horrible to me because I'm gay, it's usually what they, it's like what's Oh, stop.

Oh, shut up. I'm like one step closer. They're trying to tell him, shut the fuck up, Austin. Did you see? Sweet to even say it. Did you see Austin getting jealous of our boy love that he had to go and kiss Connor? Oh, I did kiss't. I saw that.

I don't I don't remember. I was so wasted. You were I was I don't even I just I took the thing and I just we did the pokey game, right? Pokey man. Very Japanese. Yeah. And I don't it's not a difficult game at all. I just put it in the mouth and just go for it. And I ate the whole thing.

I think you're supposed to enjoy the moment. It's kind of a Disney, like a dog scene. Oh, you're supposed you're just oh, it's supposed to be an enjoyable moment. I just, Lady and the Tramp. I thought it was like a game of chicken. No it's kind of like... You thought there was a competition of who can eat the most pokey stick? Yes! I thought, I thought it was whoever backs away is the bitch. You know what I mean? That's what I thought. So I ended up, Seedog is a streamer. Are you kidding me? What? I've been known to torture Connor on his YouTube channel. So I'm going to torture him. I live my life like a 75 year old man.

We need a little bit of that. Feel free to lay in dust. But I ended up kissing Connor in the bathtub after like four shots of soccer. Four shots, wow. Yeah, it was crazy. Soccer bombs. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. And they, you know, and it was a great stream.

It was great. Will came in and did a bit. I've learned a skill. And maybe in page around I can show you my skill if you're all right so Connor told us a story I don't know if you ever heard the story he told someone at a bar one night that he was a proprietor of Japanese oddities and the guy told him well I got something you gotta see and he took him to a bar where a large bald, heavy set man broke chopsticks with his ass cheeks.

And the Connors said it was one of the most bizarre things he's ever seen. So to help Austin with one of his bits, I learned how to snap chopsticks with my ass cheeks. You can do that? And we're going to do that behind the paywall of Patreon. Do we have any chopsticks? I mean, we can call down to the front desk. If you would like to see it. I've learned this.

I've mastered this skill. Is it your like butt cheek muscles? No, you kind of wedge them under the cheek and you use your underpants as a fulcrum to snap them. You don't have to have a lot of ass muscle. I don't know. I don't think you need a lot of, you don't need a lot of cheek meat.

Austin is desperately looking for chopsticks right now. Oh, he's calling the front desk right now. I guess I'm going to be snapping. This is only if you're very comfortable with it. I will show you this. I'm not feeling comfortable with it. I don't care if you're comfortable with it. I want to make sure she's comfortable.

Yes, three pairs would be great. Thank you. Wooden, wooden, wooden, wooden, wooden. Thank you. Did you ask for wooden? Did you make sure that wouldn't? Oh, I hope they are. Oh, my God.

Well, if not, you're going to have to break. I don't know if my ass is strong enough. I mean, OK, well, we'll figure it out. But anyway, we did this for in the tub. And I did to make Connor laugh because I like Connor a lot. And I thought it'd be a funny bit. It was a great bit and you did successfully, he successfully snapped those chapsticks. So we did that and then the day before we went and did the mainstream which was so much fun

and we all took photos in made outfits and I want to, gentlemen, I have never seen two straight men get called the F slur more than you guys online. And really, I didn't even notice that I didn't get one. Yeah, no, it's crazy. I didn't get one. It's crazy how much people have been yelling at us online. They've said that you and I are the reason why young men are no longer liberal. What?

I wouldn't consider either of us liberal to begin with, but. That's a strong statement. But yeah, like people online are like, these f-slurs are the reason why men are turning away from. That is crazy because those same men grew up on Jackass. And Jackass was like one of the most yes homoerotic Strain yes, like you know, bro, their dads did drag That's the funniest part like all this like anti-drag nonsense is a relatively new phenomena like Donald Trump

Motorboated Rudy Giuliani's titties when he dragged. What are we fucking talking about? Yeah, this wasn't a point of contention at all it's like the last four years they've rewired their brain into being like no actually Mrs. Doubtfire is problematic because it's turning the children queer or some shit. You know what I mean? It's like yeah dudes do drag. Get over it. Fucking you can be confident about your sexuality. I still think I still so funny to me that there is a large group of people especially in the United States that think you Can catch gay? Yeah, yeah, right. I think the flu. Yeah

If you do if you're around too much homosexuality, yeah You might catch that yeah, I mean like you can be treated to we got it Oh, yeah, there's places that that make money off of like going to gay camp We try to see what We wanted to send gay. Honestly guys, I don't think I would really experience any trauma from it. No, I think you would meet a lot of handsome gay men who are in denial.

Yeah, and you can maybe sneak them out. Yeah, maybe that could be like an escape. Austin shows list, like a Schindler's list. I was going to say that, but I thought it could be that's yes. Come on, Joseph, let's get out of here. Come on. We can suck all we want. OK, so in Japan, I did a little research on gay culture before I did a little investigative journalism and I found out that in Japan, being gay is not widely

accepted, but also you can kind of be gay and you can, nobody's gonna hurt you, but you may kind of suffer some consequences within your family, maybe. What is it like being gay in Japan? I mean, I know you. As a totally straight woman. As a totally straight, but to your knowledge,

what is it like being queer in Japan? I have actually the to connect to your knowledge, what is it like being queer in Japan? I have actually taken a gay bar before. Yeah. And there is a district in Shinjuku that's all kind of a gay district. I think we went there. Oh yeah? I'm going to go tonight. Oh yeah?

Yes, yeah, I think so. And there, it's all, right, of course, accepting. But, of course, there's no gay marriage in Japan. There's a partnership. It's like, I think it's dependent environment. It's not just like Japan, but I guess like your older generation definitely gonna be, I don't know, maybe, I think the main thing is like,

they are sad, like, oh, I'm not gonna see grandkids, or something like that. Not really a bad accepting. Yeah. Definitely it's not gonna be the hatred for it. That's what I've noticed. It is challenging for a lot of queer people in Japan, but it's not as much like in the United States,

you have places that are very accepting, very welcome, but there's also places where like you could get killed for being in the United States or trans or whatnot. And in Japan it's not as much like that, where it's like they're not gonna beat you up for being gay, you may get ostracized from certain groups and treated differently, silently, more than anything. But I found that very interesting.

Carl, would you say that Japanese culture is, in some ways, much more open about demonstration of sexual kinks and sexual desires, even though there's obviously a serious amount of repression as well? Definitely, there is definitely oppression. Well, you see some kinks, especially in JV or something. It's kind of like underground thing.

It's not paperback. Yeah, we talked about one of those kinks just quickly. I know. You mentioned one that you did on stream. Yeah. Just for the pod. Can you mention what that one was that was very strange that you did? So I wore fake silicon gigantic nipples.

Oh, like huge. Oh. Like huge. Wow. Like very, yeah. Did they attach? They put, I think there was, grew on it, and when they're like detaching, actually the hairdresser did that, he actually cut a little bit of my areoras,

and I was like, I freaked out. Oh my God, did he put it back? But Austin, the scene that they filmed was nipple fucking. Oh! Was there a slit in the- Yeah there's like a fantasy. Oh my god. I think it's from Hentai.

Oh my god. That you wanna be covered in nipples like you wanna go inside of the gigantic nipple. Docked with a nipple. Oh my god. Have you ever thought about that? No. I've never thought about it but I'm gonna admit I've seen it in a Hentai before. Oh you ever thought about that? No, I've never thought about it, but I'm going

to admit I've seen it in a hentai before. Oh, you have seen it. I just didn't know it had ever been expressed. You're a real freak dog. Even encountering that in the wild. That's some life changing, life changing as shit. I would be a different person after I encountered that guy acts like he's never seen a hentai before. No, I have. I would be a different person after I encountered that guy acts like he's never seen a hentai before. I have, I've never seen that kind of hentai before. Hentai gets wild. Some of the kinks in hentai go crazy. There's like yokai in hentai sometimes. They say, you know, yokai monster like a ghost. Oh yeah. I've seen that. I could never get into hentai Blue girl was like a legacy hentai

Monster fucker. I think there are a lot more Women that are monster fuckers than guys where I've said this before there's a secret contingency of women out there That's fantasy is to be fucked. Yeah, like bad dragon enjoyers Bad dragon the dildo. Oh, wait extra dragon. No, it's a dildo company that specializes in Having seen We have discussed bad dragon You're not, I'm almost certain we have on camera discussed. We have discussed Bad Dragon. We have discussed Bad Dragon. It is one of the most famous.

I've never heard of it before. You're such a fucking piece of shit. You fucking asshole. He knows exactly what it is. Do you not know what Bad Dragon is? No, so this is a brand for a noodle? It's a very famous brand. I've seen the rabbit ones, so.

They make like crazy shit. They make like alien like a unicorn cock. Wow. Interesting. Oh, it seems like you're knowledgeable all of a sudden. Yeah, I remember now. Oh, no. So is sex kind of like a taboo topic in Japan? I guess. I mean, I've been to like a very extreme industry. Of course they talk about sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, cause like they had like a, like what was fascinating to me is they had a, a tanga store just in a mall. And like I would never see a sex toy store.

I've been to the Taimanan too. Actually they got me a code Cajon. Oh really? Code Cajon? Okay. That's crazy that people can use for a discount? Yes, like on Diva's Tangasore. What the hell I should have known about that. We just bought a bunch of that. Yeah. That's crazy. How can use for a discount. Yes. Like on D.U.S.

We just bought a bunch of that. Yeah. That's great. How much can we get off? 10% off. Really? Do you get a kickback from that? I hope so.

Good. You should. Good. You should. They also gave me an advent calendar of Henga eggs. Oh, really? Yeah. I was like, the OX and like,

Oh, like the fuckable one. Yeah. It's like every day in December. You're supposed to open one. It is pretty wild. Like how easily accessible these fuck toys are. Yeah. Single use fuck toys. Yeah. Single use fuck those, which makes more sense when you think about it than like multiple purpose ones. I don't know if throwing away all that silicone is there's one more topic. I want to talk to you before we got to the paywall that I thought was interesting You've kind of taken a temporary vow of celibacy and removed yourself from the dating market Yeah, so the last time I had sex was 2019 September 9 so the 39009 One man three nights. I know only one You remember it vividly was it it good? Was it bad?

That was bad. It must have been so bad she quit cold turkey. I'm like, okay, if it's gonna be like this, then I'm okay not doing it. Sure. Can I still like attach myself first? Yeah. Too much information, but... So, continue. I'm sorry.

Yeah. So when do you think you'll rejoin the dating pool? I don't know. I like like fearing my skin a lot. I like cutting myself at night so much. Yeah. Like I like fearing my skin so much. Like I'm so fluffy and cutely. I like... I'm just happy touching myself.

Yeah. It's like, damn. So there's no plans at this moment to re-enter the dating scene at all? No, it's like, you know, at this point, only I can touch myself and that kind of makes me feel special, like a special Pokemon. Now I feel like I should have gotten you a tennis toy instead of just the chocolates. What would it take, what sort of man, describe the man that it would take to get you right back in the game.

That would be tough because I'm not interested in marriage or having a family. That kind of defeats the purpose of dating. Like you want to have family food or couple food. Companionship. Yes, companionship. I like going to movies by myself because I want to focus on the movie. Oh, you're very much a lonely dog. But that's okay. You don't need to talk to anybody. You can find a partner. I think everybody could find it but you don't need to talk to anybody. You can find a partner. I think everybody could find one. But you don't need to. If you don't want to, then you don't have to. You know what I mean? True. Yeah, I don't know if I want... I don't even have pets.

So it's like... And if I want to talk to somebody, I can stream. So I don't really know. I don't have the encouragement. You are a lone wolf. Yeah, and I had so much sex. It's like... It's like I need to have it anymore. You stocked up on sex for You just had it all after you have a nipple fuck. I feel like they're really sated for at least a few years So you had a lot of sex? Yes, so

Tell me I'm telling you You're 20 yeah, I was not, I started kinda late. Then I got just like a rush so much. It was a beautiful time to start. Real Barbara Walters 60 minutes moment. So you've had a lot of sex. No, but Mike, that's not what my question was. It was gonna lead into another very topic.

Is, you know, you've experienced some men out there. Would you say that the men that you've experienced are just, are they just selfish? You know, this guy that was the last straw, what made it just like, eh, fuck this? You said it was bad, what about it made it so bad? I saw the dating part, having dinner part was good. I go, oh, like he listens so much, it's cute.

But sex was very receptive, maybe because, like, I'm no longer a JV actress, but because I have been there, I think they expect me to lead and do a lot. That's true. And they're like, oh, do anything for me. Do anything you wanna do to me. Cause like this-

He said, do anything you want to me. Yeah, they actually do say those things. Wow. That was the job and I got paid by, okay, let me think about it. Yeah. Wait, so the expectation is that you dominate them. Right, they expect me to be very neomaniac.

Yeah. Like, I don't know what I'm trying to be. And you are the most demure, quiet, kind person I've ever met, so. Interesting. And so it's like, sort of like a, would you say that they're selfish? No.

Are you looking to see if Japanese men are selfish tops like you? No. Yeah, yeah. I'm not a selfish top. Well, I bring this up for a reason. I don't know if you know this, but he runs one of the most popular dating shows

on the internet. Oh, I do, yes. I think a Loverhouse with Kaho Shibuya would go crazy. I agree. I think I do a lover house with co-host. Oh, go crazy I think we should have you on one of my I should have you on one of my shows Oh my god, that'd be great. I would love that. I haven't even kissed for more than five years So it's like I can I even be a casual maybe I'm gonna kiss I want it to be kind of on camera How often are you cuddling yourself? Every single night? I feel so great. That's amazing My body feels so good

I guess my breath so much I'm gonna not shake my head, but by law I can't agree Boops comfortable Are they you know, you really, this is the one thing that you're missing out on as a gay man! You might not know this also, but... It's not even sexual, it's just very comforting. It's not like a squeeze ball. Kao also very famously has very large breasts. And it's such a poor and ancient woman.

Austin Schulte going, wow! This is the gayest you've ever been dog, I think that's incredible. I think it is. I really do. Thank you. That's amazing. I, uh, he's so nervous. He's so nervous right now. I think that it's great.

I, I don't, I'm not attracted to breast, but I do see the emotions. I think that's great. I think that's great. I think that's great. I think that's great. I think that's great. I think that's great. I think that's great. I so nervous right now. I Think that it's great. I I don't I'm not attracted to breast, but I do see the allure

I think I think they're very like If I see one out in the wild! I'm not one that usually come in pairs, but typically speaking. He goes, yowza! But no, as a woman, this is so curious. I haven't ever asked a girl this, but like, is it offensive when somebody goes, like, is it offensive? Oh, sometimes I feel like men are just looking at it.

I don't like it that much because like it feels like... That's what I thought the answer would be, because they're pigs. Men are pigs. So sorry on behalf of all of them. All right. On that note, ladies and gentlemen, another banger episode of the Fear and Podcast. Kahou, can you shout out where people can find you, please? Yes, please. I'm on Twitter, slash X, and also Instagram at Shibukaho shi

Pukh oh and I do stream regularly kind of for fun And her streams are incredible very close and very much must check them to my twitch account name is Shibuya underbar Cajol And on that note the chopsticks are here On that note, the chopsticks are here. Yes. Oh, wow. We'll see you. We'll see you on the other side. Breaking dead.

If anything's gonna get Cajo back in the dating pool, it's watching me smack these chopsticks with my ass. At patreon.com slash fear and. See you guys there. See you on the other side. See you on the other side. See you in the other side. See you in the other side.

See you in the other side. See you in the other side. Okay. All right, so I'm going to describe for them. Would you like to inspect the chopsticks for the audience at home? They're real. They're just regular, yeah, just wooden. No tricks here.

No. For those audio listeners, Will Neff, and visual listeners, Will Neff is now, I have to tell you this. Removing his underpants. He is wearing a blue boxer brief. Uh huh. Family Mart boxer brief. And he's putting the chopsticks, fastening them in. Okay, so now let me, he's taking his underwear.

Oh my god. Oh wow. He's now lowered the chopsticks to the bottom of his butt cheek. He's getting in position. We see his crack. We do, we do.