Fear& - Let's Talk About Streamer University | Fear&

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

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freaking out. No, no, you don't have to. Whoever you decide to do whatever, it's your wedding, I will accept whatever, and I will take it very seriously, and I won't make it about me. I know you wouldn't. Because it's not about me. Can I be a bridesmaid? No. No, you haven't been helpful yet. No. I'm going to be so helpful. I know you are. Is it good? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where we are missing one of our hosts

and we will deliver that news on why he is missing at the end of the episode. He died of self-sucked. No! No, you got it. You have to. God, don't you have anything else in your brain ever? No, no, no, sorry, sorry. Pause.

It's actually a good thing that you're saying that because on the tour, we will be selling self-sucker key chains. So push that, push that narrative more. Revive that meme. What a great, what a great natural transition into me telling you about the tour that we're all going to be on, including Will Neff, who will be revived. We will be alive. We are the only people. I might not be in Seattle.

Well, we're going to. But I might, but I will be Portland, right? Yeah. No, we're going to make it happen. I might not be Seattle. I'm just trying to lie to them. No, no. She's going to make it to

Seattle. Well, Seattle's not in Seattle. So Seattle's, oh, then it doesn't matter. No, it matters. But I'm definitely being there. She's going to be everywhere. We're going to, shut up, Katie. They already find it.

We're going to put your face on the building. It's going to work. That's fine. Regardless, we'll FaceTime me. Yes. I will be involved somehow, even if I'm not physically there. It's going to be fantastic. Everybody's going to love it.

But I'll be physically there at most of them. Yeah, it's going to be great. We've been working. I've been doing creative meetings every single Friday with Marsh and the creative team and Hassan has no idea what's going on. We got some stuff cooked up for you. It's going to be great. I'm so excited. Yeah.

So anyways, well, anyway, that's it. Ticketstour. Dot pyran.com. Link in the description and the top of the comments section below. Okay. Do you want to intro this show? You didn't even do that. Welcome to the Pira-A podcast. I did.

I did. I did. I did. You guys missed it. Did you black out? I didn't. No. Well, anyway. It seemed unremarkable. It seemed. a little bit low energy. In comparison to how you normally do it.

So I don't know. I just... Well, I've been working on it. I'll do better. But if you notice why I'm sitting in another seat is because I'm sick and tired of these assholes stealing the good angles. What were you going to go with?

I don't know. I was... Because you started with weird sounds. I was going to do bozos, but that's... I was going to say bozos. And then I was like, that's a cutie thing. I can't steal that.

Okay. Okay. Anyway, let's get started. There's a lot to talk about this week, and I have so many new stories to discuss with all of you. I cannot wait to talk about politics. Obviously not about politics. We're talking about streamer university.

It just started. All of our friends are there. All of our friends are there. Those are my coworkers. All of our coworkers are there. Your husband is there. Is that how you say it? Fiance.

No, do you guys want to talk? about the engagement? Oh, Cudy got engaged. I forgot, but we used the title last week. What? And it did well.

Do you want to try it on? Oh, yeah, sure. Can I? Yeah, it's a little big. Wait, I want to try it on.

Your fat-ass fingers. Yo! Wait, hold on, hold on. It doesn't fit on that one. Your pinky. Oh, doesn't fit on the pinkie either.

You're so dainty. It's too big for me a little bit. You can't even get it on your nail. Oh, my God. You guys have big ass hands. Cuddy. What if I did? Oh,

shit. Cudy, let me be the first to congratulate you. If it gets stuck, does that mean I married your co-worker of my co-worker? Yeah, I could.

Yeah, I'm married to my co-worker. There's a lot more to it that you can finish doing. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your, I'm not the first. Okay, well, you know,

wrong finger. Wait. Oh, sorry. Oh my God. This is the closest I ever get to marry a woman. Yeah. Wait, that's so exciting.

I get why people are straight, but then that's like the best it gets, right? After that? That's not a thing. The best it gets is probably like ice cream and brownies while watching like Alvin and the chipmonds. That's so exciting. Well, Kudy, we are so excited for you and cannot wait and I'm already planning a gift for you.

Oh. What? We're just, we're not doing gifts. You're not doing gifts? Yeah, we're just doing like donations to me in society. Boo! What do you want? I'm not kidding.

Honestly, that's great because I was, I actually wasn't planning a gift and I have no idea what I get you. Yeah, that's why I was laughing. Well, we're asking, we're asking for everyone to bring a recipe, like a handwritten recipe. Okay. For me. Okay. For our life together. And then I'll make a cookbook out of all the recipes that everyone brings.

Oh, so copyright our recipes? No, I'm not going to sell the cookbook. I'm not selling your dumbest recipes. What the fuck? Wait, wait, hold on. So. Instead of gifts, we're asking for everyone to bring a recipe, a family recipe. But they want to share with us.

Oh, that's cute. I copyrighted in my. family recipes. That's not how it works. We watch the thing. I taught you about it. Do you have any family recipes? He's going to print out a Pillsbury recipe or some shit. No, of course I have family recipes. Are you kidding me? No, there's a lot of Turkish delights in here.

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of Turkish food. And I will, I will actually. We'll translate the one. We'll translate the recipe. And then I couldn't decide between. Austin, it's not going to be in fucking Turkish. Genuinely racist.

Yes. What are you talking about? I'm Lebanese. I was talking about. We're going to talk about the diarrhea a fruit parasite in a second. We'll get there. Hold on.

No, this is important for your racism. I'm not racist. I go to all the Mexican fruit stands and he goes, you go to the fruit stands and he wouldn't just say Mexican. I'm like, you're allowed to say Mexican fruit stands. Yeah, Marsh had to say Mexican. I just didn't hear you say Mexican fruit stands. It's okay to say the Mexican fruit stands.

I thought that they were just, to me, they're just fruit stands. Wow. Abla Espanio. Ablo, he said there could be no, dead assy goes, there could be a Lebanese fruit stand. That's right. I don't know. Maybe it's a Lebanese fruit stand. We're in Lebanon?

No, in Los Angeles. Very unlikely. It could be. And look, let me clarify my statements on his Turkish recipes. What? I feel like it's more racist to assume, an American-centric to assume that they're in English. Why would it, I speak English, Austin? Why would the recipes be in Turkish?

But you also speak Turkish. I respect that. Why would I give cutie Cinderella a fucking Turkish recipe in Turkish? A lot of people are going to defend me here. I think the origin of the recipe was probably written in Turkish. So you would have to translate it to English. I don't think so. His mom makes a lot of American food.

I'm going to talk to Anna and ask her. My mom has a Ph.D. from an American. I know. She speaks better English than I do. Yeah. So she can, she's capable of writing down the recipe in English. Anyway, streamer university.

Do you not want to know about the thing? I want to know more about the engagement. Like whatever. Come on. I'm sorry, he was distracted with my microaggressions and go ahead. Go ahead. I got hit with a racist. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell us about your engagement in how he did it.

Okay. I will. Okay. This is my ring. I'm engaged now. I was deciding, though, because we're doing recipes and or donations. But is there a way, how do you phrase it on the invite to say like, porcanealostos, you know? You can do both.

Like, I want a recipe. recipe first and then if you have extra income please donate it to the Humane Society of what you would have spent on a gift. Am I like being annoying? I think you just say we are please we're not accepting gifts we'd love a family recipe or

a donation to the Humane Society. Is it annoying to put it on an 8x10 paper? No. Okay. I think you do what you want because it's your fucking wedding. Explain how you got engaged. Bitch, this is part of the wedding. Do you want to be a brides or not? This is not how you...

Wait. No. Because you aren't helpful. Stop. Am I am I? No, you're not a bridesmaid. You're a... You're a...

You're a man. You're on. You're on... You're on... You're not... Have you ever been to a wedding? My co-worker's not going to fucking ask me to be a part of the male side of the wedding. Yeah, but you think she's going to ask you to be a bride's...

You look ugly in a dress. I would look great in a dress. Fuck no. You're ugly... That's the nasty that you said that. That's nasty you said that. You're a... You're big ass in a dress.

I would look... You're talking about. phenomenal. You'd look like an ogre. You'd look like Fiona from Shrek. So we're not your bridesmaid? No, you're not my bridesmaids. What are we? You're just invited.

We're just invited. We're not a part of the wedding? No. What do you want to do? This is a faux pa. Okay, hold on. No, it's not let him have it. It's okay.

Okay, I get, come on. You can help put the chairs away. Give me, no, that's a boring rule. No, I want, like, can I throw flowers? You want to be the flower girl? The flower boy. Okay, you're going to have to talk to my three-year-old niece about that position. Oh, did you draw your three-year-old niece in the marketplace of ideas?

Okay. I'm willing to facilitate the conversation. I am so much better in throwing flowers than your niece. Okay. Three? All right. Maybe we're talking like 12. Yeah.

And it would be tough. Well, I can consider that. What else? What other roles are? You are the wedding specialist. Well, Swift was supposed to be my ring bearer. So I don't. don't have one.

Do I have to get on all fours? You got to dress like a dog. We have a suit. We already have a suit. Do I have to wear the suit? Do I have to wear the suit or can I wear a human? You would have to wear Swift's suit that we bought him. I can wear a human.

That would be a scandalous suit. Well, it just feels like if you're taking Swift's role, it feels like you don't respect. Okay. Kaya, Kaya could be the ring bear. No, Kaya's fat ass can't be the ring bear. Why are you especially me both me and my dog? I will say some people, I'm sorry. some people last week were taking some of the fat shaming towards Hassan seriously.

Yeah, me. I'm some people. He's fine. They were taking it seriously. I signed up on numerous stock accounts. I'll be honest with me. I think that's a little misogyny because they'd never give me shit about calling you fat. And you're not fat.

But like they never, I'm joking about it. Oh, so you do call me fat. But it's a joke. Like you're not fat. You know you're not fat. That's crazy. I think if you're a level of sexy that you are, I think that people can call you. I think I can call him anything is what I've decided.

Go on. Okay. So whatever. We'll figure out the wedding. But I do have, I have, we'll see. Maybe you guys will help me later because I have a wedding grievance that I need to work through. Okay. And none of my bridesmaids are available.

Okay. So where are your bride's made? That's what I'm saying. Maybe if you have a solution, you can, we can consider a role. Where are we canceled, Maya? Can I be the bridesmaid? You want to, you, just because she gets canceled publicly wouldn't make me unbridesmaids. No, I'm saying like she gets canceled from being bridesma.

Like fired. Yes. Wait, way. Yeah. Would you hire me instead? Depending on my grievance, how we've come to a term. Because currently she doesn't have time. Don't even try.

I'm going to be the bridesmaid. We're destroying gender norms. Between the two of us, I definitely fit more in the bridesmaid category. I'm sorry, why? Because I'm gay? Yeah, but that doesn't make you a woman. Yeah, what the fuck? Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, you sucked a couple of penises. Come on, come on, come on. Come on. Between me, a gay man, and you astrag it, okay? there's only one of us that blend more with females. Okay? Yeah, me. No.

You guys are going to be really upset. We get together. We go to the sleepover. We talk shit about you. Okay? That's crazy. That's what we do. You talk shit about me to my face too.

No, I know. But like that's what girls in the gays do. That's messed up. I'm more likely to be a bridesmaid. If you go take it, take a poll. I'm sure there's more game. Yeah, but I personally get offended when I see a couple that are, and this is me being maybe too too woke.

When I see a couple that they're both friends with. gay guy. And then instead of making him on the grim side, they're like, oh, since we're both friends and you have space on the bride's side, let's put you on the bride's side. Like, oh, so he can't be on the groom like that's not cool. I am just a coworker to the groom, therefore perfect for bridesma's status.

You on the other end, your friends of Loewing. No, I mean, I can go to your funeral. No, I don't think he would. I don't think he would. He never said it out right. Okay, maybe he would. That's because he learned to stop saying anything out loud. It's okay. Anyway, go ahead.

Okay. So, wait, are we on the engagement or the grievance? We are sure. Engagement. Engagement. We'll deal with the grievance after streamer universe. We can do the grievance on the Patreon if you want. Okay.

I like that. Farming. Okay. Way down yoddy on the chat of hoochie. It gets hotter than a hoochie. That's a great. Yeah, that's good. But I've been looking for tickets and I found them on Seat Geek.

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This is my ring. Do you like it? I love it. It kind of looks. It kind of looks a little. Is that real? Yes. Okay.

That's not what you say to a woman that just got engaged in this. I mean, what if it was a lab girl? In my defense, I don't know. It's beautiful. It's ethically sourced. Oh, really? Not a blood diamond. That's amazing.

In its current line. but maybe they lost its paperwork. It's lab grown. Why are you guys looking at me? It's lab grown. You're the woker. It's lab grown. It's lab grown. It's lab grown. It looks beautiful. Don't come at me.

Looks beautiful. Okay. So Was it an ethical lab? It was an ethical. What if it's a lab where there's like? Actually, the lab was just children. It was a children lab. But also

most brilliant Chinese scientists you've ever seen. These are Wiz kids. Yeah, yeah. So like they actually did go through They get a lunch break. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was this designer in New York that I really like. But anyway, so I got this ring and then Ludwig was essentially, we've been like handshake, proposed, married, engaged since like February.

You guys knew that. Oh, you're doing that. Okay. I'm doing it for content. I know how you guys got engaged as well. We all knew and y'all did it. Suck it, nerds. I was a little bit confused by the timeline.

even though I knew all of the time. Well, the timeline was confusing because, because essentially I was in Utah so he couldn't propose. And then I came back to L.A. And then he was in China. And then he came back from China and then Swift had his back issues. And then Swift made a miraculous recovery. And then he died.

Which the time I got pushed back. From how well he recovered, actually, because his back legs worked so well that then he jumped out. Yeah, right. Right. Right. Right. Well, that's a traumatic.

And so whole thing. And then I went to rehab. Oh, yes, you did. Yes, she did. So then I went to rehab. And so there wasn't really a good tie. I told him he could have used a visitor's pass. Yeah.

But I guess that was like a flex on everyone else at the rehab facility where you're like, well, you're recovering too good. Yeah. You know what I mean? And he won't leave me. Yeah. Yeah. So then it just kept, we just kept like waiting and waiting and waiting.

And I just wanted, I mean, how do you want to be proposed to? I think I'm going to be the one to propose. But if it was you. Like I'm trying to be bridesmaids. If I wanted to be proposed, I would want it to be at Disney in front of the castle. Really? What? It's just, I'm just asking.

What's wrong? You have the cultural tenure of an Arkansas mom who works in an accounting firm. My gay stepbrother did that with his husband. See, it's beautiful. They're from fucking Washington. They were ex-Morman. He went on a mission and then came home and proposed to a woman and then realized that he was actually gay. But he was homophobic most of his life.

You have traveled the fucking world. You could have literally been like Barbados. You could have been like, oh, I've been fucking... I've traveled the world and nothing is better than Disney. God, you are the most American person I've ever met in my entire fucking life. It is pretty crazy. They've got it down. That's pretty good.

It's pretty good. I went there on Sunday. You want to get engaged at Disney? Yes, it's magic. Right in front of the fireworks. Actually, I told him, I was like, that's an option because I don't want to, I didn't want to get proposed to at Disney because everyone thinks that I would. But when all my family was in town, I was like, well, maybe, maybe we can do it because it was at Disney. But then that same trip was when Swift hurt his back.

So you wanted to get proposed to Disney. Well, as a backup option, that's not what I wanted. That's not what I wanted. Where would you want to get proposed to? Hmm. At the, I don't fucking, uh, did never, no way. DSA rally? No.

No, obviously not. No, I don't know. Medicare for all. I don't know. Lunch. Lunch. Just like, oh, come on. Me?

Fireworks, Cinderella Castle and you watch. Technically, it's Sleeping Beauty's Castle. Come on. All right. Anyway. Sleeping Beauty's Castle. I'm not, I don't even like, I don't even like my world birthday. I'm not like a fan of big showy things like that.

Oh, I am. Yeah. I do. I like being acknowledged for accomplishments. I don't like it when. I don't like when it's like there's all this fanfare surrounding it for something that is just like happening to everybody. Oh, I love. I love a spectacle.

Well, we know. Oh. We fucking know. I probably want to be proposed to like at a show. Like like the fair ad tour like on stage. Which which one is selling the least? Right now. Portland.

Yeah. Isn't that your hometown? Yes, Portland. What the fuck? So you'd like to be proposed to in your hometown Portland. Portland. Yeah. Well, Christian, don't do it because I, I'm supposed to be the one. I'm trying to sell tickets, dumbass. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. If you come. Okay. You come to the Portland show. You might see a live proposal. You might in a lifetime

opportunity. Gay proposal. Yes. Some people never see a gay one. And before they make it illegal. That's right. So this is an exclusive. Usually get straight proposals. You guys want to know something crazy about gay marriage? Yeah. when I moved to Los Angeles, the first day that I was in Los Angeles for the first time ever is 2013, gay marriage had just been legalized. Wow. And my uncle officiated a lesbian wedding. Jank?

Yes. Of two of his or one of his employees. And that was my first, yeah, that was my first ever encounter with Los Angeles. 2013. I was like, damn, this is like, we're in woke town. Yeah. That's amazing. I mean, that's an L.A.

experience. Yeah. Yeah. Now it's like fucking boring. Everybody's getting gay. It's funny. I had my, my opposite gay,

like, moment was when the Mormon church. Gay divorce. Yeah, my gay divorce. Was when the Mormon church was like, Mormon church said that

children of gay partners could not be baptized. And that's when I sent in my letter and I left the church. Oh my God. They baptized Adolf Hitler. Isn't that crazy? That's where they drew the line.

They were like, Adolf Hitler is fine to be baptized. baptized, not the children of homosexual. What's weird is Hitler was gay, too. Oh. They allege, they think he might have been gay. There was someone else I thought was gay. He was all really into the meth.

Yeah, and the arts. I feel like that's, yeah, it's pretty gay. He was, anyway, enough about- Not the Holocaust, though. That was, that's not a gay thing. That was his thing. That was not a gay thing. The official position of the,

yeah. We don't accept him. Yes. We don't accept the what? Numbers? No. No. No, Hitler. We don't accept him. We don't accept him. The gays don't accept him either. He's his own, he's his own letter. So wait, why are you doing a gay tour of Docow?

Guys, but guys, I'm not doing a gay, I'm doing world pride. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize he's my last episode for a couple weeks. I'm going to, I'm going to, uh, I'm going to Berlin Pride and then I'm going to brief stop. I'm going to say something. Don't worry about bringing us souvenirs. From the concentration camp? Just don't even worry about it. I'm going to bring you some prizes.

I just like so fine. Yeah, I know it's an incredibly, it's an incredible moment in history that we. How do I even talk about it? How do I even talk about it? It's a horrific time in history. There you go. Thank you. Every time you're doing it, you're literally doing a gay tour.

Of a concentration camp. It's just the way... Gay people died there. I know. Lots of them. What is sandwich between pride? What am I supposed to do? I'm in Germany, all right?

I'm not just fucking always in Berlin. All right? And I found the nearest one. It was 20 minutes away by train. Okay? And I bet if he was in Louisiana, he would also go and check out some of the houses there. Exactly.

I would. I would. It's a part of history. Horrible part of history. Yeah. Anyway. But with a mint julep, I'm sure you'd enjoy it. Yeah.

Well, I don't know if they serve me julep at the concentration camp. No, no, no, I'm talking about it. I was saying if he went to Louisiana. Louisiana, you know it's in Louisiana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he would visit. Anyway. He's just a history buff.

I'm a history buff. Yeah, that's what they all say. The history buff. Anyway. Dude, I will say, though, unironically, when I was 20-something, 22-something, my boss, we had to go to a conference. in Louisiana and my boss was hell bent on going on a plantation tour. He's,

he's black and he's, but he's like wants us to like, important, important clarification. He's hell bent on like, I don't know, like seeing it. And so he's like,

we all have to go and, you know, it's a work trip. So you're like, okay, so we go and we're in this group and some of the employees there are like in, for some reason, like colonial garb even though it doesn't,

oh, yeah, like, insane. It was insane, and they were serving mint juleps, and I was like, this is weird. But you go through the tour in groups, and there was a man in our group that asked our beautiful black tour guide if she worked there when there were slaves, which was a crazy thing to say. Did she work? He was dead ass, but she was older.

And so he like, what year was it? This was like 2014 or some shit. Like I don't, it was, it was, it was crazy. It was crazy. Like a sharecropper?

Like that was that what he was asking? I have no clue. I have no clue. How did she respond? She was like, she was really good with it. She was like, absolutely not.

It's, we're in the 20th. Like, she was great. She was like, you know. Yeah. She probably fields a lot of those questions.

And then he, and then. Yeah, lean into that accent a little bit. She doesn't. She doesn't. there was no action that was just a happy person and then he he doesn't quit

and he goes he goes well what about any of your family yeah is that a crazy thing that's crazy the whole like genuinely the whole room just like looked at him and then finally my boss was like you're done yeah but it's crazy it was bizarre back to the after that little short little bit of so I'm just preparing you for when you're at

offensive history places you never know who's fucking crazy well I well I hope the questions, I don't think, I'm not even going to ask any question. One of my favorite things that my, my good friend Felix Biederman of Chapo Trapp House, another podcast, always talks about is like he went to a Holocaust memorial and he's Jewish. And he always was like, I used to wonder when I was growing up, I'm Jewish. I know about the Holocaust, obviously. And I always wondered who this was for, this experience was for.

So we once finally made it to a Holocaust museum. And there was a white lady from like Kansas who was sitting there in horror looking at the shoes. Yeah, the pile of shoes or glasses. And she went audibly, they couldn't have makeup. And he goes, that's when I understood like who this is for. Like it's a type of person who's like, who's like shocked and horrified by. by something like that. That's crazy.

Or it's for Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds to have their wedding. Or Marjorie Taylor Green, who actually had to go to a Holocaust museum after she said Jewish space lasers were real and were causing wildfires so they sent her ass to a Holocaust museum so she could write a book report on the Holocaust. This is a real thing that happened in American Congress.

That's fucking. Fun fact. Oh, that's insane. Wow. Well, anyway, back to your engagement. Yeah, back from the Holocaust to your engagement. Anyway. Um, so my, my dream proposal that I've always said is, I don't know if you guys have ever seen, you've never seen Bride Wars.

No. Okay. Or Princess Diaries. Oh, are you kidding me? Welcome to Genovia. I have no idea. Okay. You see that?

I know, yeah. I've seen it. Princess Diaries. So in Princess Diaries, they get in a fight and he shows up with a pizza that says, I'm sorry, in M&Ms. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And so I wanted that as a proposal or in bridesmaids, they're like sitting there eating Chinese. food. You gave him things that he could propose to you. I told him what I

wanted. Because I didn't want a big, I don't want it in person. I don't want big, I don't witnesses. I'm not one of those. I don't care. I don't need my nails done. I don't need to be wearing makeup. I don't need. Yeah. I'm just laughing because you've showed

me the video. And you were barefoot in it. Yeah. I wasn't. I wasn't. See, I don't see, I don't give a shit, though. What's wrong with that? Because like sometimes people when they get engaged, they like want to look nice and they want photos. I'm just the opposite.

And there's nothing wrong with either option. I just don't care. I support it. Yeah. But in Brides Wars, he proposes with Chinese food and has it in like the fortune cooking. That's the kind of shit. Like let's just sit. This is our lives anyway.

Yeah. But Ludd was like, I want to propose to do it a Dodgers game. And I was like, no. He wanted the spectacle. He's a showman. Yeah. I was like, absolutely not. I'm with that.

I like that. But I didn't know. But that's also great YouTube video opportunity for him. Yeah, he would have gotten a good short. Yeah. That's how you would have made it out of the Ludwin's second channel to the primary. I don't know why I was on the second channel. That's crazy.

I'm not sure. Hey guys. Married, by the way. Second channel is more for like private life type things, right? I don't know. I haven't posted on YouTube in months. Yeah. I need to.

Yeah. Anyway, I'm working on it. If you're listening, I'm defending you. He's not listening. He's not listening. So then, anyway, I was filming, we came back from Big Bear, because we were up at Big Bear with some friends. And we're coming back from Big Bear and I have whine about it. And I had whine about it at 6 o'clock.

And then bitch-ass Ray text me and she's like, I have to do 4 o'clock. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm not going to be able to shower. She's a notorious bitch-ass. And so that's what I'm saying. So I'm like, bitch-ass Ray. And I'm sitting in the car and I'm like, oh, I'm going to have to change and whatever. But you know me? I'm like, yep, I'll be there.

So I get home, smell bad, throw a dress on for whine about it because I don't want to pick out an outfit. You can always tell it's kind of stupid. Well, I guess I didn't really pick out an outfit today. I don't really care about what I wear. You've never smelled bad to me. Thank you. I would hope not. Well, you said you smell bad at night.

No, it was like. I would say you're too wet, usually. Well, not anymore. You're very dry. I know. I love showering. I'll be honest with you. I don't even smell anything.

from you ever. Like there's just not a sense. Okay. It's very pleasant. Oh my God. Do you guys want to hear something gross? Well, hold on.

We got to finish the engagement. Okay. But we can get back to it. Do you want to hear something gross first? Yeah. Sure. I love gross. I was in bed the other night and I've been eating a lot more fiber because I've been taking

iron pills and I farted so bad that Ludwig had to leave the room. And it was the most. That's awesome. It was the most like embarrassing. thing in the world because I didn't mean to. And it just happened. And you fart, but you didn't rip the fart barrier for the first time in this experience. No, no, no, no. It's happened before.

Okay. But it was like, it was like, it was quiet. So he didn't know what happened, but then all of a sudden the room was just a fog. Oh, it was silent but deadly. Yeah. And, and, and so he's like, I gotta go. And he leaves a room, closes the door, waits 10 minutes, text me, says, is the smell gone? I said, yes, he comes back and opens the door. And he's like, it's not gone. Did you try Did you try to get away with it?

Was it one of those that you just Yeah, I did. I did. I did to get away with it. Did you, do you got to keep it under? I was under the blanket. Really? That's crazy.

It was poison, awesome. Was he over the blanket or under the blanket? He was under the blanket. I know, but his head wasn't under the blanket. Yeah. But you got to, you got to like tuck it in. I didn't know that there was poison in my body. You got to do a tuck in everything.

Well, you got it out. You got to get the poison out. I got the poison out. Yeah. Anyway, he hasn't left me. And that was before he proposed to me. Oh, cutie, I think I have cyclospiritis. Did you eat fruit?

Oh, no, I ate lettuce. Oh, was it Taco Bell's lettuce? Oh, it could have been. That's what they're saying. It could be. Yeah, it could be a variety of places. Do you plan on self-diagnosing or do you have an alternative option? No, I think I should use Doc Doc.

Okay, tell me about it. What is that? It lets you search and compare local in-network doctors because there's nothing worse and pooping a lot and showing up to a doctor that's out of network. They can't help you. Wow. It feels like you know a lot about this. Of course.

They have over 150,000 providers within 200 specialties across 50 states. It's crazy that you brought it up to me then. Oh, I'm trying to tell you because I want you if you, because you eat a lot of fruit. I just would never put myself in that predicament. Yes. And I'm sure you would. You potentially could. Really.

All right. You could see actual appointment openings and click instantly to book a visit. What if they're out of my network? But they won't be because it's Doc. They make sure that. They're in network. But I'm not even sick. Just go see a damn doctor, cutie.

I don't give a damn. I'm sick, too, but we're going to go see a doctor together. It's free to use, for God's sake. Your health matters and taking care of yourself shouldn't be complicated. Find a book the right doctor with Zock Doc. I feel fine. No. Go to get a doctor.

Head to Zock.com slash fear to get started and check that appointment off your to do list, damn it. That's ZOC, d-D-C dot slash, excuse me. that's ZOCDOC.com slash fear. That's awesome. Okay, so go on. So you're getting engaged.

So bitch-ass Valcurei moves up, whine about it. So I run to whine about it. We're filming. And she's like, and it's funny because her assistance and on it too because her assistant's there. And we just signed with the same agency. And I was like, what sponsor does she have tonight?

Because that was her reason. They were like, she has a sponsor. I haven't gotten a sponsor. Yeah, yeah. What sponsor she has? Like, I'm all pissed because I haven't got a sponsor. Yeah. And her assistant's like, oh, it's from her.

agency. It's just a bleed over one and I'm like, oh, okay, like cool, like, all right, fine, sure. Then I'm like, how much is it for? Is it really? Because I'm like, so inconvenienced. I don't really care about it. And then she's like says and I'm like, okay, super worth. Like that's fine. And so then we do the episode and we're kind of like lollygagging a little bit in between stuff and we need to film our Patreon content.

And then Ray's like, well, I got to go. And I was like, there's like 15 minutes left. She's like, I got to go. Like whatever. And I was like, okay. So she leaves. And then I'm, like, sitting there on the couch and she's like, you going? And I was like, yeah, I'm just texting. She's like, I'm going. Do you want to walk together? I'm like, she's trying to get here.

Yeah. I'm like, yeah, one second. Like, you know me. I'm a slow. I don't, not in a rush. And so then I get out and I walk and then I get home. And apparently I was a little early because he wanted the sun to be setting. But he, uh, he put, dude, ladies, love him, right?

Yeah. Love him. yeah but his taste is you know he went to Walgreens and he printed out some eight by ten photos of us and put them in some like target frames and and hung um hung one on the door so it's just hanging on the door and then he put like a single flower on the ground and then like some flat a flower up the stairs and then like one sitting on the coffee table and then we have this hallway that I've been meaning to put photographs up. It's a big

empty wall. And he just put these eight by ten, like three eight by ten photos. And they're not like personal photos. They're just like printed off of Instagram photos that we've like posted before. Which was little funny and some of them were like grainy from like the filters and so it's fine, whatever. And you and so then I go and there's

we have a balcony and the flowers lead out onto the balcony. And him and Yingling and Christian went to Michaels and they got a bunch of fake flowers and they made like a drapery of sort of flowers. My Christian? No, no, no, no, different Christian. His assistant Christian.

They made like a drapery of flowers that just kind of was like there with some twinkle lights and some fake ivy that they also got for Michaels. And then they rearranged the potted plants that I have on the balcony to make like an aisle. And then he was playing a Taylor Swift song really, really loud. It's called The Lakes. It's not one of her. It's kind of about running away and killing yourself. But it's with somebody.

And so he was like, it's romantic. And I was like, okay. Yeah, he's technically right. And then I went out there and. Were you like,

as you were going and you're like, this is a reprobable? As soon as I saw our picture on the door, I literally opened it and audibly said, you're so stupid. Oh, I was like, you're so stupid.

And then walked upstairs or whatever. And then he didn't even say like a spiel, like a romantic, whatever. He just got on his knees, said my full house government and said, will you marry me?

That is honestly. Honestly, you know what? That is cute. That is cute. And then the pizza came. So the pizza came late. But you know what? That is cute.

And like you, like you have, you have a role and he has a role. Yeah. And it's not, I'm not saying traditional gender roles, but everybody plays a role in their own individual relationship. And we're good at things and we're not good at things.

And he's not good at things. He said, because I laughed because we were like sitting there and like the wind blew and then the fake flower. They were like fake flowers. Like, they weren't even nice fake flowers, like, respectfully. Like, love him, love him. But it's so him. So, yeah, I laughed a little bit and he was like, you know what you signed up for.

Yeah. And then I critiqued something later. And he, like, gave me a look. And I said, you know what you sign up for? That's cute. Pretty critical. That is so cute. But it's good.

So now we're engaged. Congratulations. Mr. and Mrs. Cudy Cinderella Ludwig. Thank you. Or Ludwig, Cutie Cinderella. Thank you. Are you to take his last name? No.

I love that. Oh, so you're not going to be cutie lug, Agree? No, then all you fuckers will docks my, you'll find my family. Yeah, so you're not accepting his name. You don't need his fucking name. Not for you.

And then also, just so everybody knows here, which is important, California is the only place where you can have, one of the only places you can have a sealed marriage certificate. Oh, awesome. Yeah. So, just so you guys know, could be good information.

So when you guys hear that chat, me and your mom. So when you guys have children one day, will you give them your last name too? I don't know. That's a later problem. Okay. Yeah. Maybe they'll have a hyphen.

Maybe they'll have a... If you need a last name, all you can... Should we just give them yours? Show? Yeah. Just get them confused. Just get them very confused. Yeah.

So yeah, engage. You guys, I haven't sent out invites, but you know when the wedding is, right? Wait, no. Oh, you don't? No, we don't. have to text it. I forgot. I didn't know. Honestly, genuinely, I wasn't sure I was invited. You're invited.

That's so exciting. Thank you. You didn't think I invited. Even I wasn't even like confused on whether or not I was invited. I wasn't sure. I didn't know you were having like a public wedding. It's not public, but you count outside of that. Can I bring Christian? Yeah, you have a plus one. Why is this so shocking? I just, I wasn't sure you were going to do we're doing karaoke. Some people do, oh, fun. Oh, God. It's going to be awesome. I can't wait. I had an idea, though. I promise I won't steal the show. I want to run this by you guys.

So I was thinking of I almost considered having you the karaoke DJ. But then I was like, you won't have fun. Oh, I would have a great time. You kidding me. That's my favorite thing to do. No. Oh, yeah, you're right. I don't know if you'd have fun.

Next up, next up, next up. Yeah, it's more fun. It's like just with friends, but you're going to be my weird uncles. If you want to be the MC or something and, you know. Well, that. If you want me to host the whole wedding, I'd be, I'd do that. it'd be a huge inconvenience, but I'm sure I could make some...

If he gets a rule in the wedding and I don't, I'm fucking freaking out. No, no, you don't have to. Whoever you decide to do whatever, it's your wedding, I will accept whatever, and I will take it very seriously, and I won't make it about me.

I know you wouldn't. Can I be a bridesmaid? No. No, you haven't been helpful yet. No, I'm going to be so helpful. But, yeah, we'll have the website.

It'll be a good wedding. It'll be a very private wedding, but obviously. But I thought about doing a public wedding, right? Like a stream wedding. Madison Square Garden. Exactly. Madison Square Garden. And then I invite all of you and you're also excited to come and then you guys show up and I cast you in the play of the Wizard of Oz. That's awesome. That's awesome.

That's awesome. We've done that. I know, but it'd be really fun. You could do a separate stream wedding. I know. That's what I'm thinking. But then Ludd said the viewers would be mad if I did that. They'd be mad that I cast everyone in the Wizard of Oz.

Oh, but you can just do a stream wedding in general. I'd rather cast everyone that was her boss. I like, but like, I told Maya and she was like, that'd be so funny because like the, you'd see, like, the phase boys would be doing, or the core boys would be doing their suit shopping streams and like their wedding gift shopping streams and they'd show up and it'd be like, and you're, and you're the tin man and you're the. That'd be awesome. It'd be funny.

I would love that. Next theater thing you do, you should hire like an ensemble of like very, very like professional actors. Yeah. I agree. I haven't been working lately. So I don't have much of that budget. I'm saying to back you up.

There's dancers behind you. Yeah. Yeah, the ensemble. Maybe a slightly bigger stage if I had the budget. Many people still talk about my performance. Yeah. As the wizard. That's how I know you.

You weren't the wizard. Of the Oz. You were Dorothy. You were Dorothy. And that's how I know you did. That's how I know you don't look good in a dress. Excuse me. I looked so pretty.

Gabe, right here. dress. Yeah, right there. was so funny is I look back at all the times I went like this and not one singular time. Does anything I say can put into that box? But it's funny to me because I go like this and it just doesn't happen. Gabe will get that. Yeah.

He's working on it. He's working on it. It's a working on a touchdown. All right. Well, that's great. Well, um, I wanted to talk about something else. I'm not, I'm not. We could talk about streamer university.

We can talk about streamer university. I'm trying to, I'm trying to get us in the algo, man. Okay. What do you mean? Everyone was talking about it. Why didn't you apply? You could have just applied. I was not going to get in. Are you kidding me?

You could have been the debate, the debate person. I don't know what I didn't want to. You dead ass could have. I don't think so. I don't think that he. The debate club guy. I don't think, let's just say, you would stream from your dorm from, I mean, he does have a lot of sponsors.

One, how about queer studies? A lot of sponsors. Two, I wasn't, you know, going to be able to fly on a moment's notice. for multiple days. Like I'm literally flying out to D.C. tomorrow. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be delivering a speech of the... You'll like this.

The College Democrats of America. Which is the... What? I would love to do that. Can he go? Okay. Can you go with you? No, he's...

Is you going on your gay pride Holocaust for? Excuse me. I just don't like the framing of that, but yes. But that's what you're doing. Yes. Go ahead. Anyway, college. Pride, Auschwitz.

No, it's Pride. It's Pride Saxhausen. Wait, you're not even going to Auschwitz? No, Auschwitz is in Poland and we couldn't fit it into the itinerary. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was. I feel like you'll regret that. Clearly, it was secondary to your gay pride Holocaust tour.

It's kind of, I think they're equally as horrific. It's a cliche to go to Auschwitz. Everybody goes to Auschwitz. No, no, no. All the cool games are going. No, no, no, no. I think that there was, we were trying to travel by train. Oh, cool.

Train. And there was everything, it's very, it's very, Poland is very far from Berlin. Anyway, go on. Yeah, no, I'm doing that. Plus, a lot of sponsors. You never know. But, yeah, I didn't, I didn't apply because it's smack dab in the middle of, like,

heated midterm season anyway. But I would have wanted to not do debate. Oh. What I would have wanted to do is crisis management. What was that? Christ Management PR. Who has been in more official controversies than your boy?

I've been attacked by governments. I've been attacked by mainstream outlets. I've been attacked by the vice president of the United States of America. You've been attacked by us. I try as often as I can. And yet, and yet,

you know, your boy keeps trucking. So I have... Yeah, but some of that is like your ability to feel nothing. Okay, but I think I have some valuable... I think I have some pretty valuable insight You do have valuable insight. What to do if you get canceled because eventually it's going to happen.

And also best practices on what not to say, what not to do and how to conduct yourself and your businesses. It's almost like complimentary to what agent does. You know, like how agent will do the PowerPoint presentations on like, you know, this amount of time should be spent on streaming versus TikTok, all this stuff. Yeah. Because I think that a lot of streamers don't know how to conduct themselves. Now, people might say, well, you don't know how to conduct yourself. fucking cancel all the time. I'm in a very different environment.

And the very fact that someone hasn't assassinated me yet implies that I'm doing fairly okay. Oh, come on. Come on. But I do think that I, I mean, I've offered this insight to many streamers in the past. We'll go to your funeral. You don't get a plus. I don't get a plus one. No, you don't get a plus.

That's fine. But Austin can speak at your, does Austin get a eulogy? I don't want to talk about this. Okay, yeah. Let's not, let's not. Let's not jinx it. Yeah. But yeah, I wanted to do crisis management and PR.

I wanted to do crisis management and PR on the on the streamers university. Because I feel like it is something that young streamers need, especially this crop of streamers. Yeah. The core boys. It's been interesting to watch and it doesn't make a ton of some of it. Some of it. I try to wrap my head around it. So I like it.

I love this event. It's really good for streamer awards because. You guys already know this. I've talked about it before. Probably every single night for at least 10 to 20 minutes a night, I'm on Twitch just looking at small streamers. Just getting, just seeing what's going on, seeing, you know, keeping my eyes, seeing whatever. And then streamer university makes it much easier to like kind of see because there's already been a filter applied. And obviously there's tons of talented people that didn't get selected, but it's a really nice oven to watch it all.

but I've been wondering a few people it's very understandable why they pop off like I don't know if you guys have seen wardrobe he's incredible oh I thought you were talking about the outfits the what the outfits that was a point of oh no yeah no no I know you're talking

the wordroom the person yeah he's incredible right and there's it's very obvious why he is so successful because personality all this stuff But then there's some small streamers with just as good personality, but they're not benefiting as much. And I'm sitting there. And I can't, I genuinely can't figure it out.

It's so interesting to me. I feel like there's just an it. There's just an it. You got it or you don't have it. There's a it just, it's a combination of many different things and timing and just, I don't know, because there's certain people,

you know, there's just in general, you look at some people and you're like, how the fuck did that guy get famous? You know? Some people probably, I'm not famous. But I'm probably some people look at this guy right here.

What the fuck does that guy do? I think to myself. And here I am. I think that every day. Yeah. What the fuck does he do? Yeah. I asked that question to myself all the time.

And so does my parents. None of us know what you do. So my parents ask me that all the time. They're like, the gay one. What does he do exactly? They say that? They say that. I never hear them say that.

Are they saying it in Turkey? See, I told you. things are in Turkish. Good point. Go back to the recipe. I told you. Point proven. If they're calling me gay in Turkish,

they're certainly writing recipes in Turkish. I'm telling you. It's a good point. I'm telling you. Y'all are called me racist earlier and come to find out. I'll call you racist any chance I get. They're homophobic. Yeah.

Now, your mom loves me. She'll go to Drag Brunch with me. I already told her. She'll go to my gay wedding too. Your dad would too. Oh, I have an announcement. Oh, okay. Are we done with Schumer University?

I don't know. I didn't really watch it. We can keep talking about it. What I was going to say is your boy is officially in a Netflix documentary. What? Did you announce it on your stream? I did. Fuck!

What is that? Did you have to sit down? Yeah, Ava DeVernay. You had to sit down and do the thing that everyone's making a TikTok about? Oh my God. I literally did do that. You should do that. You should make a TikTok.

Oh my God. I'm going to hit her up and be like, can you send me like when I first actually sit down in the documentary and then I can use that? that as the footage. Wait, is that what people are doing? It's like a big trend right now. Yeah, like, wait, can we all, we should do it.

We could probably do it. Like, a documentary about knowing Hassan. Oh. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. And then we can promote the tour. Okay.

That's cool. Sure. The tour problem. I don't know if it is. What I was going to say, what I was going to say is. I like, I like your thought. So, so Ava DuVernay made the 13th Amendment, the documentary on the 13th Amendment. She also did sell.

She also did sell my. It's like dripping from your nose. Audio listeners, this is Austin's very first time using a water bottle. Usually it gets filtered water, baby birded into his mouth. How did you spray it all over yourself? I wasn't looking at the water bottle. Did you just go? Why did you even close the lid?

Because clearly you didn't get any water. You're going to have to have more. I'm just making sure you're going through this process. It's fine. It's good. I'm sorry. Yeah, she did Selma and so. I mean, she's a very talented, uh, documentarian, a Peabody Award.

winter and they reached out to me like a year and a half ago and they wanted me to sit down and talk about my thoughts about birthright citizenship about America about my politics and whatnot. I was like, sure, of course. And it was really interesting. And I just kind of forgot about it after. I mean, I saw her at the Vanity Fair party. It was dope. But, you know, she's great. What if it's edited and makes you look? You know how like sometimes they edit it and they make You look bad? Yeah, that'll be awesome. Oh.

I mean, that's, no, sure. It'd be so funny. Ava is, that's good people. She's my, maybe that's what she wants you to think. She's the G. Yeah, that's what Michael Jackson thought about the person that was interviewing him. Yeah. Did you know that?

Yeah. I did not. Michael Jackson wanted that interview specifically, the one that he, like, in the interview, he was like, yeah, I don't let children sleep in my bed. Because he saw the guy that interviewed Princess Diana. And Princess Diana's interview is the famous one, where she was like, well, there were three of us in the marriage. And he was like, what a good interviewer.

He, like, made Princess Diana look like a human. Michael Jackson was like, I want that interviewer. And then that interviewer who he trusted and loved was the same one that he told about the chill, yeah. I mean, in the interviewer's defense, it's hard to cut that out. Yeah. You know what I mean? In the interviewer's defense, he didn't even ask.

Yeah, literally. Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy that he did that. Yeah. Anyway. But you didn't say anything like that. Yeah. Congratulations.

No. I did not. On a conversation about... Because I'm not working much recently, and if you said something like that, then we would have to... Well, congratulations. We're very proud.

Wait, when does it come out? Later this year. It's on Netflix? It's going to be on Netflix when it comes out. That happens to be my favorite streaming service. There we go. Mine too. I love Netflix.

Whichever one will pay me. None of them pay me, but Netflix is my favorite for now. But yeah, it just came to my mind because we were talking about sponsors. Yeah, that's amazing. And how big sponsors were, uh, would, would be worried about having me on a stream, but. Yeah.

We're back. Yeah, politics don't get really sponsored very much. Oh, there's a lot of fucking sponsor. Are you kidding me? Really? Like Fox News. Polymarket Cali. You're fucking up my asshole.

Oh, but that's like, oh, but that's like betting on midterms and stuff like that. Did they have so much like these guys, if I did one sponsorship with them, I would never need to do another sponsor with anyone ever again for the rest of So I've heard about these betting sites like Kaushi and Polly Market. They've started doing betting on if a flight's going to be late or not. And I know the secret to figure out if a flight is going to be. I'm not going to do it. Don't do it.

I'll probably do it. I'm not going to do it. I don't gamble. I love gambling. I don't. I've always said it. I think you should gamble in your own time. Yeah.

Don't gamble if you're a child. No children gambling. If you're a child. Or if you have an addictive personality. Or if you don't have extra money. that you're okay with losing. Right? And only play poker, right?

I like blackjack. Don't gamble. The casino's going to win. The casino, yeah, but you have to go into it knowing that. Yeah, exactly. But, I mean, honestly, you can't win if you don't try. I always saw gambling as like, okay, this is my, like, because I'll play $5 tables. I'm like, this is my 50 bucks.

And as long as I'm entertained for an hour, then it was a good spend. Yeah. And honestly, I play $5 hands for an hour. and then I walk away at an hour. At that level, 50 bucks, the casino's got you all day long because unless you win like a giant jackpot, it's too much effort to get up.

I've never played slots or anything. I've only ever played blackjack or poker. I've only ever made money off of slots. I've never made money gambling. I lose everything. I lose, I win so many sports bets. I've hit like big prize on slots. I've made like five grand in one sitting,

10 grand in one sitting. I don't know why. You know what I do? I just go to the resort. and complain and get free shit. Oh. Yeah. And that, I mean, I'm, I, if anybody has a problem with that, you're supporting gambling.

Okay. Casinos. I'm fair. Honestly, I don't know what I was going to say. Okay. Streamer University. So you're watching it or you're confused. I'm watching it.

I'm watching it. It's really, it's really interesting. I was. Never mind. That's drama. I don't know. I'll say it. I think this is a fine take.

I was a little mad. because a girl, who I don't know, and I'm sure she had good intentions and didn't think this all the way through. So I'm throwing that. I'm prefacing with that. I'm sure she didn't intentionally do this. Well, I don't think she intentionally thought

of the repercussions of this. Brought Kai a mouse. Like, she just, like, brought a mouse to Kai and was like, I brought you a present. Like a real mouse. Oh, my gosh. Isn't that so sad? And, like, thank God.

Kai handled it. He was like, okay, we're going to take care of this. Like, you didn't treat the animal like a fucking prow. But like, what are we doing? Yeah, I mean, it's an animal. It's a living, breathing thing. And it's a mouse. And mice are pets.

And they're cute. And so are rats. I think rats get a bad rap. I love rats. Me too. We used to have rats when I was a kid. And there's another thing that brings me to my next thing that I wanted to bring up is there is an invasive deer population on Catalina Island.

The deers, and I was, how'd they get there? We brought them there, humans. and they've just been fucking like rabbits and they're just reproducing and they're eating all the vegetation and they're becoming they're super invasive to the environment but the only solution

that is to kill them and I don't agree with that at all I think we should save the deer why don't we take them somewhere else that's what I said I think we should bring in a ferry and get the yeah California wildlife officials approved a controversial plan to completely eradicate Catalina Islands

invasive mule deer population. Completely eradicated? Yeah, which is insane. Oh, my God. They have no natural predators. They destroy native plants and increased wildfire risk by eating low shrubs and spreading invasive grasses. Okay, so drop a cougar in there.

Or just start like spaying them and neutering them. And I had an argument with Christian about this. And he's like, well, that's traumatic for them. I'm like, so is getting shot in the face. No, I think, I think. I wonder what Maya would think about this. because I don't She's unfortunately

I tried to call her Right now She's saving the whales She's a little focus on that Okay She's in like She can only do too much Yeah

Or she's actually not in Africa Okay My map is wrong in my head I don't know if she said Where she is But she's in the ocean The thing is I know I'm not on the side of science here

Like I know Science says that we should kill all the deer I think We should Add a predator I Because if you're vacationing

In Catalina You need a reality check anyway. I agree. It's expensive. What kind of predators should we have? One cougar. I agree. Maybe two. So then they can reproduce. Or a bobcat. Or we build a really big bridge. Or a polar bear. So, oh my God. No, that's bad. Polar bear. Why? Because they need a cold environment. Yeah. And also, they're already doing. They're not doing well. They would eat the humans. Maybe they would thrive. Yeah. Then you couldn't go to Catalina Island. That'd be kind of cool if we introduced an invasive species or a predator species on the island.

No, by the end of it Because like they No, it's like my job is complete And now I'm dead Because I can't live in this environment Where doesn't have enough deer There's got to be somewhere Can we just pick them up and leave

That's what I'm saying Can't we just get them out somehow? Air Lift the deer To Nantucket We put a man on the fucking moon And we can't take the deer off the island We don't know if he was actually on the moon That's a good point

The way the wind The flag What do you think? What do you think we should do to the deer? I think we did land on the moon I know I know Oh, okay. You're telling me we landed on the moon, but I can't even stream downtown L.A. half the time. Yes. It's start, I start, I started, you tell me. We got Wi-Fi connection.

That's right. My signal drops. Can you hear me now? Capitalism. Okay. You tell me. Go, go live in a competent country for like a little bit. So under socialism, these are solved. Under socialism, will we eradicate the deer that way. What are you, are you pro deer, deer, your murder? Yeah, you want to murder the deer. If it's, if it's, if it's the right move. Oh, this moon land and believing guy wants to murder all the deer. Could you hunt? Typical. For conservation efforts, then, then, yeah. Yes, you got to kill them. Could you hunt a deer? Yeah.

I can't believe that. I could not. I could never. I mean, I eat meat all the time. Yeah, that's different. I grew up in Turkey. We would, there's Kurban Baerama. What language should you speak?

We spoke Lebanese. But yeah, during, like I grew up seeing lamb and sheep get sacrificed once a year all over the country. everywhere you go. Give them the deer to sacrifice. Send them the turkey. Send them to turkey. Have them to sacrifice it. That seems,

well, they're going to die. It might as well. Well, then, yeah, you might as well use them as a sacrifice.

Well, at least they get a vacation. And they get a vacation. You know what I think what you do? We should send in pig man. You guys know who pig man is? No, no. Pugman.

Helicopter ride. Is it, is it, wait, is that the one where you shoot from the helicopter? With the automatic. No, I don't want to see that. With an M-60.

No. Oh my. There's an invasive four species in Texas. And they are fucking like crazy. And Pig Pan... I do not. I'm not looking at it. Oh, wait, so you're telling us you've never shot machine guns from a helicopter? Oh my gosh.

And you just... Beardier. Beauty. That's crazy. It's the most American thing on the planet. Well, I don't think we can... Wait, we can't, we can't show this on... Can we?

Yes, we can. It's on YouTube. I hate it. I don't know. Wait, come on. No. No fortunate son? It ain't me.

We can't. We can't. It ain't me. Oh, those. I mean, those hogs, they had a family.

They can't help. The bad thing about it, the bad thing about it is once they have bullets in them, you can't use the food, like, yeah, it's bad. Yeah,

no, this is such a, it's a wasteful. Invasive species that's, like, so bad for the environment that they just, like, they're not even hunting it for,

they're just hunting it for, they're just hunting it for sports. They have to kill it. I know, but they could kill it in a different way. Then you can use the meat for something. Yeah, they have an M60. Like even if you use the meat for dogs. They're not showing the death of the Hobbs. Yes, they are. I do find it very funny that they also have like all the tactical gear on. Like they're going on a fucking mission to kidnap Maduro or something. They're all fucking larping. Yeah. That's what they are. They're larping. This is what they want to do. They're shooting. Oh, I saw the Odyssey. What's, oh, how was that? Have you guys seen it?

70 millimeter? Yeah, I saw it 70 millimeter. Wow. And I sat through all three hours. Really? Did you have to pee? What? That's a big thing for me. I'm proud of you for your accomplishment. Did you have to pee at all?

Thank you. You saw a cinematic masterpiece in the way that it was intended to be seen that many people will not be able to see. You can't even stay off your phone for an hour. I can watch a movie for three hours. You have off your phone? You know what he does? You know what he does?

Kitty, when he watches a movie for three hours? Pause. Commentate. Oh, interesting. No. Am I living room? If I go to the fucking movie theater. Pause, commentate.

I'm third. I'm about to be 30. years old, guys. I can watch a full movie. Oh my God. I am so sorry and you're finding out now for the first time. I am missing your birthday. I'm so sorry. I'm not finding out now for the first time. Did you find out before? Yes. Who told you? I know who's coming to my birthday. It's not a private secret thing. Well, I just want to let you know. It's not a surprise birthday. I, I, I forgot about your birthday. What kind of food's going to be at your birthday? Hold on. I forgot about your birthday. I forgot about your birthday. because I planned my vacation months before your birthday. And I just have to be during my birthday. I'm so sorry. And I miss as a second year in a row. You're going to be at a concentration camp sandwich between two gay pride events.

What day is your birthday on? 25th of July. What day is that? Doesn't matter. Sorry. I feel like your birthday is always the one we celebrate and then we like always forget everyone else's. Who's birthday? Yours.

We always go to Hassan's birthday. Yeah. Wait, you're so fucking right. And we don't celebrate anybody's birthday. Well, like, if Will throws a party, we celebrate his birthday. I know, and he's depressed. I love my birthday, but I want everybody to remember it. Well, it's always on an event or something.

Yeah. Like, isn't streamer awards? This year, my birthday is on streamer awards. Yeah, yeah. Which I will be celebrating at the... Great. Free drinks for you. Can you put that in the script?

Yeah, I'll put it somewhere. That it's Austin Show's birthday. Austin's show is celebrating his 22nd birthday. And all the streamer university kids will be like, who is that? Who is that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that old guy?

Yeah. Well, I don't even think they know who I am. No, they'll know. They know, they know us. Do they know who I am? Yeah, they do. Yeah, they think you're that commie. Yeah, I think they know who you are.

They think, they think, do not collab with that guy. And you know, I don't blame him. Yeah, that's what they say. No, no, no, they don't. I think, no, come on. Come on. I don't collab with you, but. You're cool.

Woke is back. Yeah, woke is back. It's going to be great. Don't worry. It's all going to be good. Well, ladies and gentlemen, on that very, very happy note, special note. we are going to move into the Patreon. And we're going to discuss bridal shower.

Yep. No, we're not having a bridal shower. One of us is going to be chosen as a bridesman. That's right. It's going to be me. If you want to see that excitement, check out the Patreon episode of patreon.com. That's fair and.

And we'll see you behind the paywall. That's right. Hi. Ludwig, we're so proudy and we can't wait to be at your wedding. I mean, your guys is wedding. I can't wait to have you. I can't wait. And it's all going to be about you.

Even if I get a roll, I'm never going to, it won't be about me ever. What do you mean a role? They're trying to get a roll. They're looking for roles. What role are you? What do you mean? What do you mean? And I'm trying to host something.

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