Fear& - Mayahiga Returns To Destroy Hasan | Fear&Wine About It 2

Episode Date: June 23, 2025

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They have no defenses whatsoever. Look how happy she is. We just need to eliminate our entire ecosystem. Okay, pause. Their facial structure looks like smiling. You're not telling me that animal's not smiling? This was a very Austin show style moment. What's up everybody? We're back.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard the Fear and podcast. We are joined by a very, very special guest. My Higa is joining us again. Thank you so much for being here, Maya. We also have a full stack team. The family is here together. Gabe's here, and Marsh is on a vacation. Marsh is dead.

He died to self-suck. He's still endorsing all the products that we show on those boards. In fact, yeah, he's meeting with a lot of the brands that we advertise. He's at ZocDoc right now. Yeah, exactly. In memoriam.

You were so insistent about firing up the pod today. Do you have any topics you wanna? I do have a topic, but I'm not gonna cover it right now. For those of you that are on the edge of their seat about my take on the Air India disaster, we will be covering that in the Patreon. I've been getting messages, emails, and everybody's like, cover it.

And I, nobody wants to cover it on their stream, which I respect. I guess I could probably stream. Austin has texted me and demanded that I cover it. Or at first it was like more of a gentle suggestion. Like, Hey, are you planning on covering the air India disaster? That would be quite, you know, I could, I could come over for that. And I was like, I was like, Austin, there's thermonuclear war that's unfolding. I thought he could take a five minute break. Yeah. And, and, and so my answer was no, I'm not going to be covering that because no, he actually said yes. And then never responded

to me. That's crazy because I saw I'm, I'm coming over tomorrow to do it and to do like an animal game with Hassan. Like a Two Truths and a Lie, just a fun, what do you know about animals, Hassan? He asked me to do that. And there's like thermonuclear war or something. Yeah, so he's taking a break for that. That's weird.

Why would you do this to me? That's really interesting. This is why I said we shouldn't have my, he got on the podcast. He also has a Bapio, this is the same place. He also masturbates on a laptop. Did you know that? I know that and every one of your viewers knows that.

And then he says, uh oh, there's gummies on my tummies. Oh my god, why would you say that? I've never said that. Why are you acting like you were there? That's your backwards. Maybe you want to kill myself. Well, he's told everyone he says that, so it's not my fault. That's his son.

What? And then he eats it. I do it. I'm like, mmm, yummy. What? Ew! Ew! So funny.

I don't know anymore. Ew, stop, stop, stop. You can't say that. I'm a serious political commentator, I promise. I'm a very political commentator. Oh, okay, okay. Somebody was on CBS all of a sudden. Thank you, everybody.

She has all the smoke. You on CBS. I was on National News, everybody, yes. Sompi made national news, Georgie made national news. Finally, someone on this podcast is on national news. Thank you. You're welcome, everybody. So you're on national news, tell us about it.

They called you Gen Z? They called me the Gen Z Jane Goodall. I love that. Are you even Gen Z? Yeah. Are you? Yeah, the oldest Gen Z is 28. I'm 27. The fuck, I didn't know that.

Wait, you mean I'm a borderline Gen Z? Where am I? Dude, you are not on the border. You have crossed the border. Bitch, I can't even see you. You crossed the border. You're so far from the border. I just detained you.

I just hear his fucking voice. It's a miracle. The rest of us age up. Austin shows age keeps going down. No, no, no. That's crazy that Austin had the audacity to say I'm right there on the border. I am. I'm 31 years old and proud, Mr. 33. Okay.

Yeah, I'm not Gen Z. How's that? 1990? Yeah, you're not even fucking close. Yeah, I'm a boomer. I'm trying to eat as much of it before Will takes it away from me. Yes, it's coming. But Maya, I will help you. You freaking took the bag. I knew he was going to do that. Perfect. Nope. Jesus Christ. That was insane. This one's perfect. Eat as much of it before will takes it away from me. Yes, it's coming but my I will help you I knew he was gonna do that perfect. No Jesus Christ. That was insane. This one's perfect. You didn't even try How about this

Okay From Gen Z good all the way we one of the animals we interrupted her as she was telling us about her big moment on ABC News. CBS. CBS. Someone got a $4 bag of popcorn, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life. It's so good. It's actually, it is really good. It's like very similar to movie theater popcorn. Will said he's gonna take it away.

The fact that I have to be the ADHD police as the- I love it so much, please don't take it. I was literally one of the test kids in the nation for ADHD drugs and the fact that I have to reel Is a joke, okay? Oh my god, you see that so Maya you were on CNN. Take it away now. I was on CBS Don't say cutie when she's eating she has problems with that You look at her hands right now and you tell me this is exactly's eating she has problems with that. And I love popcorn. Maya, you look at her hands right now and you tell me this is acceptable.

You think she has a problem with food? Well, I don't love anything. You bitch. You know what you're doing. You're using estrogen kung fu on me. There's nothing I can say. No, she doesn't have a problem with food, but the way she's eating reminds me of a fucking squirrel. That's fine. I'm going to tell my therapist about this. Are you gonna show her how big the fucking,

the handful is? Cause she might also come to that same conclusion. What do you wanna talk about? Tell us about CBS. So I was on CBS. Fake news. So I was on CBS. Fake news, CBS.

They did an interview. They were like, they're using social media to do conservation education at LAS Sanctuary. It was awesome. The two-minute segment I love that, you know my family and all the people over 40 in my life are stoked for that's dope I love that same send us the link. We'll drop a link in the description of the people over 40 Where's the bag of popcorn? So I actually know you don't need it. I Wanted yeah. Yeah, bitch. You want to get my I want to get you in my tub. You think I'm a feed you He thinks that you're fat as well. I don't think you're fat. He thinks he's fat

I know I'm fat things and I'm in QD are fat. I'm injured. I'm fat and injured your injured What the fuck did you injure? Oh He fakes an injury Because because oh now he's gonna show God. What did he do? What happened? Oh, oh God. The other side is worse, but you can still kind of see the- What happened? You're just showing toesies for nothing.

Oh yeah, people can't, people on camera. Context for everybody listening. Wait, what happened? Hassan had to fake an injury because I asked him to ball again, cause I came to LA and he is again scared to play basketball against me. It was to save you because I saw how hard you got your shit pushed in. Oh. That last clip.

Gabe, can you roll the clip of Maya playing basketball and getting fucking destroyed? What clip? You brought a clip here? Yeah, I did. Okay. Maya Higa Fail compilation that's you play basketball Maya. I love basketball. Yeah me too. Really? No I just trying to fit in I wonder if this is the tic-tac. Well, no, not that one. That's not the one. No, you should play this one No, no, no, no, this is a good one. No, you should play this one. No, no, no, no, I think this is a good one

No, no, no show the one that you know The actual what is it? Is it on live stream fail? Maybe you're not doing very good news. Yeah, you're bad at this No, no, you should watch that one too. I think that's also a good No, it's not on it's not on L7 It was on Twitter, but they I don't think they actually name her in it as the victim. Damn. It's actually worthwhile. What are you even talking about? What clip?

The one where your ankles get busted. I've never had my ankles busted by anybody. You've literally, I've watched it and you get flipped off in the process. Oh Tevin. Yeah. Yeah. look up Tevin. Oh my god. What are you doing? He just really wants to prove that I fell one time. What is he doing?

There's no... Gabe is sweating bullets. Gabe, forget it. Gabe, cut that in after and we'll... I'm gonna find it and I'm gonna send it. But you keep going. No, what do you mean keep going? You're gonna be on the phone.

You can only do one thing at a time. I've never seen you multitask in your fucking life. Keep shit talking. So look up the clip and we'll all wait. We're being held hostage. No, we're moving on. By fucking popcorn. Mike, give me the gun.

And your petty grievance. Give me the gun, Mike. You found it. This is the one. We need the gun. Okay, context. There's no way you're playing basketball without me, you're so fake. I can't believe it. This is the one in the gun. We need the gun. Okay context I was drunk here Don't be so press. Don't be so press. I love the game. Do you have Bonnie, Espen and Tevin?

Okay. I'm so bad at basketball. I'm playing. I'll play. Don't cut it. Oh. Oh. This is such a waste of everybody's time.

I mean I know. I wish we could just get to the good part. So far I'm actually really good at basketball. Oh, there it is. Oh no, here it is. Yeah. And he flips you. Look, look. He points to you as well.

Oh, that's my own editor. Oh, that was perfect. You had this locked and loaded on your fucking Tiktok page and you just hit it from us. Anyway, that's insane. I was on CBS. I'm really proud of it. Nice. We're really proud of you too. And we do apologize for his son trying to take your moments because we could also make a highlight reel the last time I saw you play basketball. I Actually want to talk to you about something Maya So you've kind of become an authority on animals on our platform Okay, and usually when I have a dangerous or dumb take about animals people will be like someone call my But I had this theory

You know tragically The American black bear has had a lot of its endemic space encroached upon by humans in the last, you know, 100 or so years. It's very tragic and they find themselves more and more in suburban settings, eating Oreos, swimming in pools. And I was thinking as a solution to this, we should domesticate bears the same way we domesticated dogs. And if we start now, hundreds of years from now,

our ancestors will thank us for beginning this process. I am a brave, soothsaying future seer. Revolutionary. And we can start by just letting these bears in our house and giving them Oreos I don't think that letting bears in your house is a good idea at all. I don't think why why Because of the liability it's very dangerous to let a bear in your house Also, if a bear you're not gonna want any other animals because the chillest animal of all time I mean, I didn't say that but Hassan has this fantasy that he can riz up a bear. So he has this fantasy. He can think you're a hater and I think that I could

vibe out a bear. That's what he thinks. We would just sit on the couch and eat popcorn. That bear would maul you. Yeah. You couldn't. Big news. I took it. I can't Will that top glass in three seconds? Why is it bad? Why is it bad to have a bear in your house? Because why one the bear could would kill you sure if the bear kills you then they have to euthanize the bear, right? And then they're really does he not get like a trial Really? Does he not get like a trial? Right?

Like what if it was self-defense? Like you go to bear court? Yeah, actually, no, I'm on Austin's side. Yeah, I think it's just a little unfair. Okay, this is what happened. Picture this. Hassan has a bear living with him. Yeah. And they're in the living room and she's eating his popcorn and so he slaps out of her hand. And the bear kills Hassan, thank God. And then what?

So the bear just gets euthanized? Well, I think that that would be like, okay to get euthanized in that situation. But what if, no, let me change the situation. Hassan and bear sitting on the couch, bear reaches into Hassan's popcorn, Hassan pulls a gun on the bear. The bear's not gonna know it's a gun.

What do you think is gonna happen? What if he knows? What if he does? You don't know that, the bear hasn The bear's not gonna know it's a gun. Yeah, it doesn't know it's a gun. What if he knows? What if he does? You don't know that, the bear hasn't had his day in court. Yeah, and the dogs can use those little things now, like a bear, oh. See? Why him? And the bear pulls a gun on Hassan?

Yep. I thought we were- No, no, the bear didn't pull the gun on Hassan. Hassan pulled the gun. Hassan pulled the gun. I thought we were having a civil debate here. Anyway. Because if we start breeding the most adorable bears,

right, how many hundreds of years would it take to make them small wildlife wild no no i'm not in favor of breeding but i am in favor of just like picking the chillest bears yeah let nature run its course in the same way that like you know maybe early on the wolves that were the dopest a few hundred years we got teacup chihuahua bears dude Dude, dogs and cats are enough, guys. We have so many domesticated species of animals. We got dogs, we got cats, we got chickens.

Let's let the bears decide. I'm sorry about that. The bears have decided. The bears don't want us. But they are, but Will, they don't want us. They want our pudding. Will brings up a good point though, cause like, it seems like the bears are deciding

to live with us. Yes. Cause they just keep coming down to the street. They don't like us. We moved in. Yeah, we moved in and they have food. Okay. Okay. You know what? You make a good point. Thank you for being a wildlife expert. What about otters? No, leave them alone. Dude, we don't need it. We don't need to domesticate anything. How about deer? I love deer. Deer, leave the deer alone. I love deer. Deer? Leave the deer alone.

A hoof animal inside? I don't know how to defend you. Okay. Deer? I look for you for helping. You've made a good point. I no longer want to domesticate bears or otters. What about raccoons?

Because their stock is going up tremendously. They've been smoking crack everywhere. I'm trying to be on your team, but there is a crack one. What if you give a crack to a raccoon? Yeah, they know how to smoke crack pipe. Yeah, they'd probably die. No, there's no crack pipe. There's cracky mix, crack smoke.

It depends on how much crack you give them, I suppose. But raccoons are like, people do not understand. I've done zoo keeping for raccoons and they are like insane. They're so dangerous. They can just like rip the flesh off of your legs. Like they're a lot and they're so messy. Like they get in water, they're so dangerous. They can just like rip the flesh off of your legs like they're there a lot and they're so messy Like they get in water. They get it everywhere. I get the comment that You're keeping all the good animals for yourself. I've said that you're gatekeeping it for the common. Yeah

No, you could get a cow like oh Get a cow horse. Hey, guess what? I already own a bull. Guys, I want to take a second. I don't. Sorry, I'll let you have your second. I don't know where it came from. I don't know if you guys know this, but it's summertime. What?

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Oh, my God. I had no idea. My family owns a rodeo ball. Damn, is it just out there? What is it called? It's got it. What's the name? God, it's something. I think it's like tantrum. It's something dope like that. Tantrum is a funny name.

You unironically would name your child that. Tantrum is a funny name for a little dog. Yeah, I like that name. But listen, I'm glad you're an animal expert, and I think everyone should listen to you. Raccoons are not pets. I think the best part of being an expert is defending your positions against, you know,

a pretty reasonable line of questioning. Yeah. And raccoons, they have opposable songs and they love trash. But she said, you do not want them in your house. Right. It's not fair for them to be in your house because they want to be freaking outside. They want to live in the wild. What if he just wants to be in the house? Yeah. Like you chill like that. I feel like you're speaking for raccoons and you're not one. Yeah, I don't think you're a raccoon Okay, okay. Okay second line of questioning. Oh my god Domesticated has to go which one yeah You're right

Go extinct no We're giving him back to the wild to go extinct. No, we're giving them back to the wild. I know your answer. We're giving them back to the words. Like people with stupid ass parrots. Oh, parrots. That's a good answer. They live crazy. They live. They outlive their owners. Yeah. Yeah. I messed it up. I went through a phase where I wanted a bird because I wanted one. And I just realized that I just wouldn't.

They convinced me out of it. I actually brought a story because based on this exact topic, it was a lead in. Right. Because obviously we agree with you. Right, guys. We don't think. Oh, no, I don't. We don't. I have an exception for cool ones. No, no, please.

Please. Please. Are you talking to see the story that happened recently in Texas? Oh, escape zebra. Oh, I saw this. There was a couple in Texas that bought a zebra. Yeah. And they had like a waist high fence.

And the zebra escape pulled us up. And look at how sad he looks. Look at how sad he looks in this. Yeah. Oh, no, he was in the wild for months. He escaped and then... Well, this is, they finally got him. In Tennessee?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, Texas. No, but the couple's in Texas. Oh my God, they ran all the way to Tennessee. So play this clip of him. How did he eat? It's so sad. Ha!

Oh! I mean, that's sad. That's kind of fucked up. That's horrible. Why didn't they just run? Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's kind of fucked up. That's horrible Hold on hold on hold on I need to say something. Why don't they pull that one of those? Wait, just give me a second. Give me a second we live in a society in which we have militarized our police force and They let a fucking zebra go across multiple state lines without catching him? I don't think that's easy to catch a zebra.

They're pretty fast. We have helicopters. They run from lions. How do you think a helicopter's gonna catch it? But just keep... It's in the sky. I know, but keep track of it. And then what?

That's so cool. But hold on, but hold on. Imagine you're driving down, you're driving on the highways of a fucking zebra next to you. But like, I mean, come on. We got, we're like the, you know what I mean? We got laser beams in our military. We can't catch a fucking.

Can you ride a zebra? But I wanted to tee you up. You couldn't. Because in this country right now, you can own zebras, you can own kangaroos. Yeah. You can own a bunch of your. It's in some states. It's legal, but that doesn't mean that you should. No, that's what I'm saying is to anybody out there who is considering buying an exotic

pet, why shouldn't they? Because it's unfair to the animal to be in captivity. It's lame to breed animals for like lives in captivity, like exotic animals for lives in captivity. And a lot of animals, we don't know how it affects their wild populations when they're exploited by the pet trade and that's a huge bummer and then generally we have so much knowledge about like how to take care of dogs and cats well and we have so many vets that are like there to take care of dogs and cats it's a very serious answer. You can't take your rezebra to Banfield. Yeah no that's a real that's a real problem and so they get

like subpar care and we don't know how to take care of them and then they get a bunch of medical Issues, I want a good way the average person can support animals wild animals and follow their sanctuary. There we go Yeah, like and subscribe now, but we have to get to one. I brought one more thing. Okay, and this is very serious All those previous animals were a lead-up Because have you heard of the quokka? No, please pull up the quokka. Oh, oh, oh, poor Gabe. Yeah, I, I'm sorry. I'm a dyslexic piece of shit. So the quokka is the cutest animal ever to exist ever. Pull the video please. Um, and they only exist in one island, like off Australia's coast. You can heard of a quokka before?

Yeah, you can mute this and just, we can look at the quokka. So they're known for being the smiling rodent. Right. Yeah, wait till you see their face. They love human beings. They are incredible. They've driven up, uh, wait, this is a crappy quokka video. They're trying to make them look wild and not cute and

Get like a local news story, please Gabe so we can see how cute they are. They've driven up tourism in this area So so my question is this Invasive species are really bad. Okay, but I think that potentially we should eliminate one of our native species to give the quokka a chance to thrive here in the United States. Oh, that's not. I mean, come on. What are their natural predators? No, well, they're everything. They have no defenses. They have no defenses whatsoever. Look how happy. So we just need to eliminate our entire ecosystem to make. Okay, pause.

It's not like, their facial structure looks like smiling. You're telling me that animal's not smiling? Well, it's not the same, no. He doesn't feel anything. It looks like us smiling, so we wanna be like, ooh, smiling, but like, that doesn't mean that he's happy and smiling. It's want to be like, Oh, smiling. But like that doesn't mean it's happy and smiling. It's number six. Number six.

Literally this is my smile. This is cute and funny moments compilation. Well, what do you want? Like sad moments, you want to know who doesn't have a cute and funny moments compilation sharks. Let's eliminate them from. No, no, no, no no no yes I learned sharks are just misunderstood what talk to are you a shark let me tell you that my you

correct me wrong because you're the expert but sharks are actually not the enemy of the sea you know who are the enemy of the seas or You know who are the enemy of the sea? Orcas. Orcas. Oh, us. No, us. No, you can talk about dolphins. What? No, no invasive species like zebra mussels. We're the problem. Oh, we're the problem. I didn't think we were the issue. Okay. We're the problem. But I thought there was a like the dolphins are more aggressive We need more law and order in this country Listen, I'm trying to set you up, but you're losing them right now What is there, what do you want me to say?

You can't replace, you can't take out a native species and put in an invasive species and be like nice Okay, but sharks are scary Sharks are scary to us. Maybe we shouldn't be in the frickin water And the quokka's, well, that's why I avoid the water Okay, that's fine I'm gonna be honest, this is the first time I've allowed myself to be willfully stupid and it's liberating. It's fun.

It's liberating. Welcome to the Republican party, baby. Yeah. Anyway, guys, go check out Alvea Sanctuary. Support them because they're actually doing good animal work and they don't have stupid takes like us. Yeah. they're actually doing good animal work and they don't have stupid takes like us. Yeah, don't don't let Maya being a buzzkill, you know, stop you from enjoying the all the good work that Alvae Sanctuary does.

She still wants the Kwakas to come here. She does. That's crazy. Maybe we could rescue a Kwaka. Yeah, if there was one in need of rescue. If you find a Kwaka in need of rescue, I will fully fund every piece of that effort. Okay, good. I will remember that. I wish I had a big quokka. At this point, I feel like we're breaching ethical boundaries.

No, you can do that. What, fun and enclosure? It almost feels like we're now looking for an exotic animal to purchase. Oh, no. This quokka's entire family was killed by a gun. We'll have to adopt him. I've got a cat question for you, Maya, now that we're talking about animals. That's crazy. I want I need to transport my cats down here,

but I'm wondering if I should drive them or fly them first class. What the fuck is your cat? I think you have to like trail next to nuts better. No it's 18 nuts. No they serve a meal on the plane. I'm not going to feed them though. I think you should fly them and just like gab them up. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to bring a nurse into my, I'm going to call,

I'm going to go back to Oregon, I'm going to bring a nurse into the house. Get their blood work, get them a full check up. Order them some gabapentin. Shoot them with it. You can do oral. Yeah it they need a checkup they need they need a checkup why do horses get all the best drugs I'm just I'm not actually I say cutie what what do you want to talk about this week do you want it we want to hop into girly pop nation right now I feel like we've put it behind the paywall too much.

I feel like the girlies want the girly pop. I don't know. And we have a girly. Hello. Okay. Girly pop. Oh no, it's so bad. Girly pop.

Girly pop. That was bad. What's on girly pop nation today? Okay, we've got a few things to talk about. We've got to talk about Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover. My favorite. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm gonna send you. My favorite is crazy.

No, because it's a good topic and it's gonna be very very polarizing Okay, let me my is already loaded I'm fighting for my life over here already loaded in one direction How do you feel about this album cover because I have no thoughts or feelings. I don't want to go first I want to go first. Yeah, I would like a song to go. Wait. I want I want I've never seen I haven't seen it yet So I want to get my reaction. Okay, I'll give you my honest opinion and whatever that is. It'll be the more popular one gave. Are we friends on discord? Are you on marshes?

Yeah, I'll let the man start the conversation great You didn't want to do it. All right, I just didn't like the way you said that. Okay, you do it I was being I was just being a joker. Yeah, I was being a joker. No, please madam you start. No, this is pretty carbonated I don't want to I would love you to what a man tells me. I don't I It's not my place to demand anything of you Yeah, you should go second place She's wise in the ways of science. Get his reaction in.

I'm bad. Sabrina Carpenter came out with a new album and the album cover and the album art is being panned by a lot of critics is quite controversial. The reason for why it's seen as quite controversial is because as you can see here. She's about to top that guy off. She, yes, Sabrina Carpenter is,

for those of you at home listening, Sabrina Carpenter is. I'm all about it. On all. No, I think this is a decision that she made it's a creative decision she made no awesome you should go first I should go first yes it's creative decision that she made and I believe that if albums name is man's best friend didn't know that oh like the dog you know what I read I'm

gonna reconsider that I'm gonna say that Although she's a woman and I support women and everything that they do I do believe that just because she's one woman doesn't mean that She should be able to say for all women and right here. I think that there's a lot of things that are monolith What is that? Yeah? No? I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is, is that women deserve to be in a submissive position? No, I think that if they want to be in a submissive position, they should be entitled to do so. So you like the album art? I think that- because it's a woman who made this decision. She made a creative decision to be in a submissive position.

A man's best friend. It is a little interesting are you saying I don't think women are you saying that I don't think women exist to submit to men right I really don't know I do I don't think women exist to submit to men okay she clearly has made it a central focus of her album to submit to a man based on the cover. Are you as a man criticizing a woman's artistic decisions in her own ambitious creative project? No, absolutely not. Because it seems like you are criticizing the choices that she's making, the creative liberties that she's taken. If she wanted to maybe make a statement about how women are treated as objects of sexual desire, it kind of feels like...

Your Honor, my client is gay. Thank you so much you can't let the record show yeah thank you run its core so that people can yell at him in the comments and be like this man what you know what I'm gonna start just yelling at you in the comments I'm gonna start clipping shit out of context as I'm gonna make a cause on clip you've been doing that. You do that every week. No, I haven't gotten out of contact. Okay. Okay. I think Assange should go first. Oh, great. Yeah. Sabrina Carpenter, for those of you at home who didn't actually hear us describe this because you're listening, Sabrina Carpenter is on her knees and a man is grabbing her hair.

She's on... Disgusting. She's also touching this man's or gesturing towards this man's knee. Oh. Okay. You can't even see the man. You can only see the bottom half of his body. And a lot of people got very offended at this because of the obvious patriarchal constructs that objectify women with relentless tenacity. And they said Sabrina Carpenter is not elevating women, but instead

sexualizing herself and leaning into the objectification of women with her artistic choices. I as a man, of course, abide by the live and let live strategy. I don't personally care in terms of how she chooses to hypersexualize herself. If she makes as an adult this decision to, you know, put herself in this situation, submissive, that's her kink. Or if there's a higher point here beyond what we are

immediately seeing, then it's her own choice to do so. See, that's what I said. What are the girlies? You didn't say that. So something interesting about the girly pops is girly pops It's her own choice to do so mm-hmm. See that's what I said So something interesting about the girly pops is girly pops have always had this weird thing where you know Sometimes we decide we like someone sometimes we decide we hate someone and something that people have always given Sabrina Carpenter credit for is that her sexiness is always towards like women like you go to her concert And it's very sexy, but not in a I have an erection way in like a beautiful pretty like oh way instead of like a jerking off in the corner way I'm sorry but Sydney Sweeney you think that men think jerking off in the corner is sexy no no I'm saying but like if she was on stage

she's she's sexy she's sexy but not okay and clarify right she's tumblr sexy not pornhub sex yes but people say Sydney Sweeney is pornhub sex is it that's fucked up I know so people get really mean about Sydney Sweeney and they say she panders to men I have a question uh-huh did she really did she sell soap with a hole in it no it just had bad water there wasn't a hole in it wait hold on so is it is is Sabrina the kind of sexy, it's like, fuck you, I'm sexy, this is for the girls? Yeah. Okay.

Until this album came out and then everyone switched up on her very suddenly, which IMO, I think this is my take on it, I think too soon, I think potentially there's a Zoom out here and it's fucking like Renee rap pulling your hair I agree that would be sick, but I'm almost certain that they've done the zoom out and it's oh But I could be misinforming. I just read that somewhere. Oh

It was like a I can you look that up? Like is there a zoom out of this album cover because that would be so sick It would be like Renee or some or a girl or something. Do we think that Sabrina Carpenter is trying to entertain a new market of horny men with her new album? She could have, potentially. I mean, there's also the mental, it's like maybe she saw everyone was saying that her sexiness was for the girls and was a little sad

and wanted her sexiest to be for the men. Maybe. But have you considered that men are yuck, we don't like them? We don't. We don't. We're anti-men. The right wing has got to be celebrating this, right? Oh, it's a rumor. Wow, we got fake news. So there's a possibility this could be a woman that told him. Maybe, yeah. And it would be sick because Sabrina is a bit of a queen of satire. Oh wait, I'm calling it right now Sabrina's Carpenter.

Oh yeah, I'm not original in my thinking. It will be her holding her own hair. If you look at the proportions, the man looks tiny. His hands are small. That's why she's dressed up in a suit for the Met Gala. That's a conspiracy I can get behind. Yeah, that'd go crazy. And if they haven't done it, they better switch her now.

But, oh my God. Let me see the hand, zoom in on the hand. I don't think that's her hand. but the suit does look too big for her body if it's her that's not it that's not a woman's hand as a man's hand how do you know that cuz it's his hand that's right that's why I've been defending this album cover obviously there's been a lot of drama about this. I don't get it. Ooh, that ring is cool.

I do think she should be able to do whatever she wants though. Yeah, I think there's a new meta happening right now. Larger vision here, 2014, 2015 era, Tumblr sexuality. A lot of people start, you know leaning into Entertaining your kinks and and being proud of them, right and I think there was a there was a lot of like pro sex work commentary All over the internet as well. We talked about this with vanilla mace. I pause what go back to that site a Bitch is selling a cassette? Yeah.

That's crazy. Yeah. That's sick. I like it. That's pretty cool. All right, keep going. Sorry. Anyway, we talked about this with Vanilla Mace last week as well, so it's kind of interesting

that we're having this conversation again. But I think there was a pendulum swing in the direction where it was like too much and I think that a the next generation zoomers and onwards that also have been like super beamed with unlimited free unfettered access to pornography have kind of developed an unhealthy opinion and unhealthy attitudes about I have the Sexuality slideshow to see if there's something we didn't cover sexuality and sexualization in general. So now the pendulum is swung in the other direction where like woke people are almost kind of prudish where they're like, oh, you're

actually harming women by sexualizing yourself. And that's inappropriate because you're putting women down because men think that women deserve to be servile and you're like leaning into that. I personally don't agree with that assessment. And I think that, you know, it was her own creative vision. I don't fully understand what was going on. But then, like I said, I think she has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants. And I don't think people should be panning

her so hard for being sexy and Maybe even submissive if she wants to be that way if you if it makes you feel sexy then do it But but also like as a straight man the other end of this no no I'm on the end of I am with you son No, whichever one doesn't get you. Yeah, where did you girls end up on this? Everybody put a thumb out on how they feel about this. Well, hold on. I don't want to fully. I don't want a full throat endorsement.

I just I want to throw. What does that mean? They're fucking with you. Oh, they're fucking with you. You've never heard the term full throat. No full throated full through endorsement sexually. No, no. Hold on.

Well, you've heard the word full throat. Yeah. Yes Austin you are in the red besmirching full-throated I thought it was full-throated means using a full power of one's voice expressing something here loudly with enthusiasm. Okay, Austin How did you get a smirching your name? Oh, yeah, how did you get dumped on by Austin? He doesn't even know half the word I've never heard full-. Yeah, full throat. That's crazy. I assumed it was an Austin thing. No, it's an adjective.

Well, pull up the slideshow real quick. That was your homophobia. So go to the next one. I think my thing overall is the visceral reaction. So give me, give me next page. A lot of her songs are mostly about sex. How about you don't take your fucking children to a damn show.

Use your brains here. What? It's wild how every pop singer writing passages basically turn into a whore and a crazy thing to say. I miss when pop girls didn't have to over sexualize and pay attention. When? When? Literally never. What point in the fucking history of mankind since popular music was invented,

did any pop star male or female, but especially female pop stars, did not sexualize themselves? Yeah. He's yelling. He's yelling. I just don't understand it. These guys fantasize about a nostalgic era that doesn't fucking exist. What are we talking about? If anything, people that say she's putting herself in a submissive position, whereas like Madonna always was more dominant, and that was a take on, you know, sexuality and gender roles, that I can understand at least that's a little bit more intellectual than like, these people are sexualizing them. What about like a prayer? Like a prayer or like a virgin? Like a virgin? No, prayer. Prayer. Like a prayer or like a virgin? No, prayer. Prayer.

I'm down on my knees. I wanna take you there. In the midnight hour. I can feel your power. Come on. A lot of people allege that's what the song means, but I heard that it's not what it means. But that's art. That's the whole purpose of art. It's not supposed to mean that way. It's a myth that it's about sucking dick. That's crazy. Is that what it says. That's the whole purpose of art. She said it doesn't mean that way. It's a rumor, it's a myth that it's about sucking dick.

That's crazy. Is that what it says, Gabe? It's a religious thing. That's what I read about it, because I saw a clip that they were playing like a prayer in a church. It's a double meaning. It's a double entendre. Yeah, I think it is a double entendre.

But there's, I don't know. I don't know. What do you mean? I read I Read some described sucking dick The lyrics cuz I don't know if that's true. I mean it could be anything Madonna. I don't know what she that's Where's the lyrics? I mean she don't like that her most iconic look pause pause you've never seen Madonna I don's got okay. She is a zoomer. She is a zoomer I will say Madonna has changed her look over the years Well, I don't know who's got pretty bad plastic surgery in some of those photos

But she has some great I would not know any of those people are that's crazy Wow, okay These are all different people all Madonna really changes her hair a lot really yeah That's all the same. Can we look at the like a prayer? All the same. How are you so smart and this at the same time Maya? Thank you for saying how was this possible is it clearly the same woman? I want to look at the like a prayer lyrics because I don't think it's a song about giving head awesome I don't want to be this person, but many, many episodes ago, you're the one that

brought this song and said it is about giving head. I know. And then somebody told me and then I looked into it and I turned out it wasn't that way. I close my eyes. Oh, God. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer. It could be Jesus. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there. Oh, well, okay. In the midnight hour, I can feel your power. I mean, she could be praying at night. Now, I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there. Oh, well, okay in the midnight hour I can feel your power. I mean she could be at night praying at night now. I'm down on my knees I want to take you there is a little bit. What a double entendre. Yes. I know the double entendre Just like a heart, you know, I'll take you there. Hear your voice. It's like an angel. Oh, yeah And she even says it's like an angel. So, okay

50 cents talking about going to the candy shop, it's not actually about candy. Okay, yeah, you're right. She's second. Yeah. What is it about? Have you heard of the song Laffy Taffy? It's not. Shake that Laffy Taffy. Anyway, go back to the slideshow.

It's about... Yeah, back to the slideshow. Sorry. So lots of the opinions are obviously... It's ironic. Back to the slides, sorry. So lots of opinions are obviously, it's ironic. Wait, can I read this one? Sorry to cut you off. You guys are discussing a weirdo for defending a literal weirdo.

I'm 17 and afraid of Sabrina Carpenter where she's performing. You guys need help. You're afraid of Sabrina Carpenter? People on Twitter are just. That's a little crazy. What does that mean? What is so scary about a a five three woman? Does she have Britney Spears as her icon photo too? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's a little ironic. I suppose I can't assume but okay, that's cool Yes. Harriett.

The irony is Everyone's so fucking stupid. That's just, it just boggles my mind. Yeah. So, you know, obviously a lot of people, a lot of people still think it's ironic. A lot of, so go next, Gabe.

A lot of people think it's misogynistic. A lot of people say who cares? I thought Insan would like this tweet. My entire timeline is either people talking about Israel and Iran or Sabrina Carpenter with the exact same level of insanity, which is kind of funny. That says intensity. Oh, don't make fun of her. She's dyslexic.

I'm dyslexic also. Okay, bragging that you can read better than she can. Yeah. He did get her though. you can read better than yeah He did he did get her though. He can read better Okay, let's do a read off But I you know what she's wrong about the quokka we are getting rid of possums We're gonna eliminate him from our ecosystem quokka and possum out. I agree First of all, it's opossum in North America idiot second of all they are incredible I love them and that is you are so wrong for she dated my smile

Okay next Kimmy in the ear No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, me when people complain, they're all like, all she does is sing about this and those and those are the songs that you've made popular. Clearly you love sex. You're obsessed with it. It's in my show. There's so many more moments than Juno positions, but those are the ones you post every night and comment on. I can't control that.

If you come to the show, you'll also hear the ballads. You'll hear the introspective numbers. I find irony and humor and all of that because it seems to be the reoccurring theme. I'm not upset about it other than I feel mad pressure to be funny sometimes. So I think it's funny that she's kind of like, okay, well, if you don't like this, then why are you consuming it? Why is it the number one song literally always forever? Which I, my whole take on all of this is, well, she made you talk about her, so congratulations, Sabrina Carpenter. Pop off.

I think it's a girly pop doing some girly pop shit and I'm OK with it. I think it's great. I 100% agree with you on that. I that was my initial tag and a lot of people yelled at me when I covered it on my stream because they were like, you don't understand. You're a man and you're just horny for her. And it's like, I don't even I but but the thing is like no disrespect.

Like it's not even floating my boat, but it's not for me. I don't even think that it's for me. It's not it doesn't it doesn't do it for me at all. I'm not looking at this from the perspective of like, oh, I'm horny. That's not how I fucking consume. No, I still think that she's for the girls. I don't know. I don't know. I see that picture, even though she's on her knees and it's called man's best friend. And I don't see like, I don't see that. I don't know. It's just not very sexual.

That's not something you would jerk off to is what I mean. And man can jerk off to anything, right? I mean, literally anything. And that is not, I don't, I think people that looked at that, that are a part of girlypobnation maybe thought, oh, this is like, she's actually abandoning us and she's making this hyper sexualized version specifically for male consumption. She's leaning into the male gaze and saying like women's position is supposed to be sexualized, an object of sexual desire and submissive. The point that she makes in the second paragraph of this article I think is like very important though which is she says she doesn't want to be pessimistic but I truly feel like I've never lived in a time where women have been picked apart more and scrutinized in every capacity. I'm

not talking about just me I'm talking about every female artist that is making art right now. And I do feel like in a very weird way, maybe this is like two, five D chess, but we have figured out a way to create a permission structure to just like shit on women. But from the perspective of feminism, where people are just like taking these hyper critical roles that they never would that they never would with male artists. Obviously a part of that is because of the complicated nature of patriarchal constructs. Objectification doesn't harm men in the same way that it does women. People say I'm a fucking hot bimbo all the fucking time. That doesn't actually take away from my political commentary. And it doesn't cause people to go, Oh, I'm a fucking hot bimbo all the fucking time that doesn't actually take away from my political commentary. And it doesn't cause people to go,

oh, I'm not gonna take this person seriously. I can be as stupid as I want. I can be as hot as I want without people undermining my position. Whereas like for women, it's a very different dynamic. But having said that, I do feel like people are hyper critical of not only just suffering a carpenter, but all other female artists in the same vein. And it almost feels

like we're re litigating similar things that we would have done to women, but this time in a less patriarchal tone. I think, I think something kind of interesting is my theory is we love having a woman at the top and finding some fucking reason to hate her. She hasn't changed anything like the one 80s. She is doing the same thing. You guys. Hello. And that's why I'm going to reveal my take that I like it. He likes it. And I'm doing that because I'm a brave feminist. Now I have a perfect question for Will and Maya. Okay. So she's getting cues of another thing. Do you know

the movie Lolita? Yes. Oh no. You do. Yeah. You do not. How'd you know that? Okay. All right. So go to the, the, the next slide. Next. They're saying she's in. Oh, that's my other thing too. Wait, go back one more is everyone being like, oh, she's, she's for the men now. She's being sexy for the men. She literally came out with a song called man child where she calls all men stupid. Like get up, shut up, ladies. She's one of us. Okay.

Now go next. Oh, really? That's funny. Um, okay. So because people are bored and looking for something to be mad about they are saying that she copied a scene from Lolita which is a movie about Will. It's about underage relationships with a girl. Like a pedo movie.

And so people are saying that she is falling into that and that she's baiting that and it's a reference Is one of these Sabrina Carpenter? Yeah, that's totally unfortunate It is super unfortunate, but this might hit my point is she literally comment? She's like I've never seen this movie. It's never been on my mood board and never would be Number one. I have also never seen this movie. You have never seen this movie. It's a tough one That's I don't know. I think that whoever designed this shot clearly might've drawn inspiration from Lolita, but it doesn't fucking matter

because it's Sabrina Carpenter and she does not look childish or like a child at all from this image. So it's not supposed to invoke pedophilic sentiment or actually present herself as like juvenile in the way that like maybe some other people do online when they will wear braces, even if they don't have to, you know, things of that nature and do like makeup a certain way. She's not even doing that. A woman wants to say, I also think, thank

you. Well, I also think like this respectfully, men that are like, that have fantasies about underage women are not this thoughtful. Like, they're not gonna, they're not gonna like, like, they're not gonna look at this and be like, oh my god, the lighting is the same. Like, she looks like this movie, I'm now fantasizing about her being in this movie. Like, they're just gonna look up CP.

Those are really good. I don't think you can do that either. I think that's very illegal. No, I'm saying they're gonna do that. I'm saying that's very illegal. No, I'm that's what I'm saying They're gonna do what they're gonna do They're not gonna like look at this and be like wow look at this photo shit reminds me of this movie Well, damn what a good girly population. I like it. I thought it was great We're gonna get yelled at a lot on tiktok as we said we didn't fucking well we were split

Really Austin hated it. Yeah, Austin will get celebrated by no, I didn't I didn't hate it Well, we have two regular segments we do on this show Austin hated it. Yeah. Austin will get celebrated by. No, I didn't. I didn't hate it. Well, we have two regular segments. We do on this show. We have girly Pop Nation. We have another one. Do you know what the other one is? Talking about the faptot. Oh, sorry.

You do that. It's called America me up. It's my segment. I have to take this to Manila and I brought a special one for you. Okay. So anyway, this segment is about America and uplifting America. But however, I thought that this with you on the show, I should point out a really unfortunate instance of animal violence in our country. Great. Well, have you ever heard of the San Francisco Giants crazy crab?

No, I know. So have you ever heard of a mascot? Yes. Okay. Teams throughout the country have mascots. Yeah. And at one point in the eighties, the San Francisco Giants tried what they called an anti mascot, which was a mascot that they created to be hated by the audience enter the crazy crab Wait, I'll be honest. I like Crab I think it's funny. So there's a there's a video but I feel bad for idea was that this was going to be a one-off They were gonna bring the crab out the audience was gonna be upset But they were so upset that they decided to keep going. Go to a video. Go to the YouTube. There's a video I'm looking for.

How how do they like set that precedent that people are supposed to boo? You're going to see. OK. Yes. Who can ever forget this guy, the San Diego. I forgot that guy is a local radio promotion and quickly became the big bird of Padre baseball. Everyone loved him and his antics. I forgot that guy. Oh yeah, he's silly. waiting for his big chance to steal the show. Throughout the years, baseball fans at Candlestick Park have learned to put up with a lot, everything from losing seasons

to this cold, bone-chilling win. Now, they can handle all that, but one thing they find it difficult to put up with is the new mascot. They love it in Philly. They love it in Atlanta. Yeah, but Giants fans are different. Trust me, they'll love it.

All those fans in Giants land love that crazy crap. Right up from the show! This commercial was meant to be a warm introduction of one crazy crap to Giants fans everywhere. However, the relationship has become anything but warm. When we asked Giants fans what kind of mascot they'd like, 63% said they didn't like mascots. Were they trying to... I think the crab's kind of stupid. I could do without him.

He's worthless. I mean, he just comes out here, you know, runs around, goes away. We don't need a mascot. So pause. So this was their idea to introduce an anti-mascot. Wait, so it... But the audience isn't in on the fact that it was an anti-mascot? No, but they bought in immediately into hating him. Right.

But San Francisco had no idea how far the hate would go. Oh no. Did they kill him? To the point where they would launch batteries, bars of soap. Oh my God. Anything heavy they could launch the feel. In San Francisco, that sounds like a Philadelphia story. They were pelting the crazy crab.

Now what they didn't know is that San Francisco hired a professional interpretive dancer to bring the crazy crab to life. And the crazy crab, play the video, they might have the end of the crazy crab here. Why not? San Francisco, you know, crab seems to fit. Kind of fit in with our theme of telling people that Giants fans are different. Underneath the orange suit lies the heart of a local San Francisco actor who

enjoys giving fans a chance to vent their frustrations. I try to make them get a little excited, you know, give off a little energy and stuff. Any kind of energy is good, you know? So if they want to keep booming, that's all right. I'll just keep going out there and You know giving them the old moon Moves like that. Do you see the trash lying on the field? Not even the coach? Well, you got to give it to the little guy he's not easily discouraged

So pause he says eventually San Francisco fans will love me Unfortunately that year San Francisco was one of the worst teams in baseball. And the crazy crab towards the end of the season was assaulted by two massed assailants and sent to the hospital. Oh no. The actor on the field or the actor sued the team and was awarded $2,000 for medical damage. That's it. That's it I guess this and never took the field again and it is heavily Speculated that the two people that beat the shit out of the crazy crab were two Padres players

Two teams from another base was this in front of a crowd Not offline like off outside of a game? I believe so, like, yeah. Like in an alley? Yeah. Oh, no, that's crazy. So they knew who the crab man was and they still beat his ass.

They beat the shit out of him. So sad. And so the crazy crab was retired and never seen again. And he is remembered as the most reviled mascot in professional sports. They should bring him back. They should bring him back. They should bring him back for like one night and one night only so that they can beat the shit. Yeah. No, I liked him. I thought he was cute. One of the things I noticed when we watch older videos like this is like how in shape the average sports fan is in the stadium as opposed to

like what that would look like now. And what happened? Well, anyway, that was this week's America me up. Thank you. I hope you enjoyed the education. I loved it. I would like to see him come back. Yeah. Let's start a petition. Bring back the crazy, bring back the crazy crab for one night and one night only once a year. Why don't we get a fear and mascot? Oh, I like that What do you think ready close your eyes stream of thought? What is our mascot go? Okay, let's walk on that Keep the eyes closed a pickle and what's he doing? He's wearing a hat. What's the hat say says fear and and what else is he doing? He's wearing sunglasses. Oh, he's a cool pick. He's got a big smile, too

He's the fear and pickle. What's his name? Fast Peter pickle the fear and mascot ladies and gentlemen, we're having an art competition. Yeah, Peter the pickle Speedo oh Yeah, Peter the pickle bring him a speedo Okay, what do you think I don't like him well until anybody else comes up with a better idea Girlie Bob no Okay, Peter the pickle I love it I think so what's your idea for a mascot? What do you think? That's it Peter the pickle with a hat says fear and glasses and a

not a jockstrap, but Feel like why does he why does it sound like a like a sex criminal? Are you really doing that to our mascot legs there's already allegations mascot you got military Doug um Zabie else have anything else they won't talk about well I do but it's gonna be in the patreon it's air India the air India disaster anybody else have anything that's not a horrible disaster that they want to talk about um this city's crazy okay I'm just gonna talk about it I moved here finally yeah after three years of traveling back and forth once a week and let me see you less now

You never I I text you all the time and you don't ever respond No, because you text me about coming on the show to talk about Air India. Well regardless. He hasn't been responding as much He's been busy. I understand people have lives. But anyway, this city is crazy I have been going out till like three or four in the morning every night. What? Yes, I didn't realize that there's something going on all the time here.

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine, I'm having the time of my life. I've been meeting people, I was out in Silver Lake last night. Yeah, what the fuck? I've been meeting, I went to a local bar and hung out with like the LA Angelino's. I I've been going to not and I'm not just doing West Hollywood. I'm doing Silver Lake. I'm going to pre games

He's on his Los Angeles tour. Yeah, I went to some pool parties. That's great. I'm meeting so many people I hung out with a fantastic drag queen. Shout out to luscious massacre. Oh Luscious, man Girl, you know who she is., we wanna have her on the podcast. But this city, I didn't realize, you guys tried to tell me, but living here is completely different. Yes.

It's completely different. Well, not for me, I don't go out. Oh, you're saying it's better than a Portland suburb? Yes. Well. Wow. Something to do every night. Austin's having the time of his life, and we are at time.

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make sure you tune into Maya's content and support it with your time and dollars. Wow, thank you. Thank you, Maya, for joining us. She's okay. Thank you. Woo! I wouldn't even go that far.

You should do it. That's way too confrontational. You need to come up with your quick, so my quick thing, I've used this many, many times, is when you're like walking down the street and a guy will say like, where you going with all that ass? Or something like that.

I always, always reply, what are you making that face? I get hit on, look at me. She does, I saw the clip. I saw the clip on your TikTok. You were getting hit on. She rolled down the window to hit on you. It was so specific.

Where you going with all that ass? That's all I have Will! It's all I've got. And I get it a lot. What if someone was just driving by and they're like, oh yeah I could get lost in those blue eyes. That only happened one time. But it's usually about my butt. But wait, people are telling you like,

Ah, Hoochie mama, Look at all that ass. Yes! She's a hot woman. Why are they laughing at me? I'm not laughing. I have a big butt. You got a fat ass, cutie. People like my butt.

Where you going with that fat ass? So just people on the street say stuff like, where you going with that dump truck ass? Yes. So what do you say? What do you say? No one ever says that to me. No, I don't want to share.

That big ass is putting packs in the pavement. That happens. I've got a big butt. I don't want to share That big ass in the But