Fear& - OfflineTV Is Going To North Korea? ft. Scarra | Fear&

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

This week we are joined by friend of the show Scarra to talk about life, traveling, league of legends, offlinetvs trip to north korea which is a real thing that is absolutely happening. Thanks for watching hope you enjoy :D✨ BONUS CONTENT ✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧  https://linktr.ee/fearand❤️ follow our guest! ❤️Scarra: https://twitter.com/scarra❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod00:00:00 - Intro / the streamer lifestyle00:05:05 - qts swag is too high00:06:40 - the filipino fans are too nice00:09:29 - Dallas cowboys vs sumos00:12:45 - new plan to get QT to travel underway00:15:00 - champagne get up! 00:19:05 - good food with scarra00:22:20 - do you guys watch comfort shows?00:25:40 - what do we normally talk about on this pod00:29:00 - well adjusted individuals do not play league00:33:00 - chat make sure toast sees this part00:35:35 - qt tries to invite the guys 00:40:03 - improv vs standup comedy00:42:07 - everyone has the ability to be funny00:44:07 - qt cinderella sends some texts00:45:19 - valo vs league of legends players 00:46:50 - austin show tiktok bait00:48:00 - what muppets would fear& be00:48:59 - name 100 asians00:51:31 - scarras new podcast00:54:23 - the boys best waifu's 00:58:10 - more anime show talk, new fear& anime podcast#hasanabi #offlinetv  #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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For free assistance, call the Connex Ontario helpline at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. ladies and gentlemen austin show isn't here he's off being gay thank god oh my god that was beautiful wow yeah we're getting into it blows her off so let me welcome everybody to another fantastic episode of fear and and our guest this week is scara hello scara last time last time scar was on the podcast we were living la vida loca we were living our best lives yeah when were you on the podcast in japan's bro oh my god yes yeah what a match what are we doing here yeah why aren't we there that's what i'm i'm traveling like six times yeah well it's like take me with you are you gonna go to japan again um actually i don't think. Currently, the plans are we're going to like... All right, don't take me.

We went to the Philippines already. Then we're going to Shanghai, Taiwan. Then we're going to probably South Korea. And then one other Southeast Asian country. North Korea. Honestly, that would be an experience. Yeah, I mean... Dude, offline TV meets Kim Jong-un.

That is a collab of a century. One of us would not make it back. Like, I'm not going to lie. And you'll never guess which one. That's the thumbnail. Yeah, it's Michael Reeves because he loves the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. They're like, dude, we need your technical expertise. I need to travel, though.

I need to travel. I feel like my household is always like, we don't really feel technical expertise. I need to travel, though. I need to travel. I feel like my household is always like, we don't really feel like they were living unless we're traveling. I'm starting to get that. Everyone's on the grind in LA, right? Everyone grinds really hard. Like, you guys have a podcast.

I fucked up. I'll tell you, I fucked up. Because I unplugged from the Matrix, and I started enjoying my life again. And now it's like hard to go back to the streamer lifestyle can i talk about the exact inverse of that because like as a brain broken individual today i had a podcast but you've never enjoyed anything that's true outside of streaming so it's not the same for you i love streaming um but i i didn't i did not stream today and i caught myself just like pacing my kitchen island just like walking in a circle caged animal yeah and i was like what am i doing right now and then it hit

me i'm like i don't know how to gosh what is my chat doing without my fire takes no it's not even that it's just like i have to be busy i'm not gonna i i i'm a workaholic i love that i know like a lot of people here i assume are workaholics but it's just. I'm a workaholic. I love that. I know a lot of people here, I assume, are workaholics. But it's just like. I'm a workaholic. I just feel like streaming is like. Oh, it's so ingrained into me that when I play games off stream, it took me probably six months to stop looking at my second monitor.

Well, even now, I still look at my second monitor. There's no. You look for chat. Yeah, I literally. Because he's cheating. That's right. I'll be like. And then there's nothing there. Yeah. Because he streams. You're like, guys cheating. That's right. I'll be like, and then there's nothing there.

Yeah. Because he streams. You're like, guys, we're not sick. And you're like, fuck. Yeah. I'm literally just like, oh, shit. No validation. Exactly.

How do I know if I'm funny if I don't see people laughing? This wasn't even about streaming. There's no Kek W. Yeah. Contrary to popular opinion, it's just about being busy. For example, if today I had back-to-back podcasts i'll be perfectly fine i'd be super comfortable it's just that like when i have yeah i just always have to in my mind like max out on my efficiency so like i played you guys work with him he is a freak yeah i played

basketball in the morning i went and shot a podcast, and then I had, like, a two-hour, three-hour time frame in between where I didn't have anything. Or he paced his kitchen. Yeah. Like, recently. Like Charles Manson in isolation. Yeah, I was like, maybe I should do TikToks. Like, what am I doing? The last year, I've been trying to not be efficient.

Like, actively trying. Like, some of my days right now are I get up, I do cardio, and then I do, like, one podcast shoot shoot and then i'll just not do anything i'll like just go in the living room see what's up and then maybe go play like games off stream yeah i know but like i've been streaming for like 13 years you know and so i feel like that's crazy i have to learn how to enjoy life that's not just streaming different aspects so like yeah you know i spent a lot of time actively trying to do random other stuff yeah and then so it's been i literally one time i just went down to anaheim to meet like the number one tekken player with lily like we went at 10 p.m pakistani kid yeah arslan he was here

because his visa got rejected from japan but he was just in california for a couple days yeah everyone in pakistan did and pakistan's like a god regent for that game. Don't ask me why. And then so he was there for one night. And we went out at 10, 11 p.m. Just met him. And I was like, it was really chill. I'm surprised they let him into America. They have issues with that as well sometimes.

Oh, I think America's always. Yeah, Tekken players give weird vibes. Yeah. That's why. That's it. But the community has been like crazy. So I come up from the legalized community. I mean, if I'm in the community, you can talk to anyone.

Like, there's no, like, like, when I go to a party and, like, let's say, like, it's a group where you guys are there. I'm, like, intimidated to walk up because you guys all have, like, people you're talking to, people you're with. And I've got, like, my swag on. Yeah, no, seriously. I'm like, damn, Kitty's over there. Look at her. She's fucking. Look at her swag.

Yeah, swagged out. Hassan's over there. And I can't, like, approach that. But, like, there I i can't like approach that but like there i just like approach anyone and people are coming up to me too like hey man what do you think about what are you talking about i come up to you at parties i'm like oh my god scar what's up what's happening same thing it's true i don't okay my swag is too high because cutie's a cool girl that's what it is everybody silently having a panic attack at any public event yeah she's like she's looking at exits and angles

of attack that could happen. If there was a shooter right now, how would I get out? You never know. Usually you know the person that kills you. She's a prisoner of sick thoughts. Why is that good?

Eventually, I feel like if I'm ever sick of living, I just invent a bounty system. It's only be claimable with my friends. It'd have to do the same thing. God, that's such a good idea. Right? It's like I've seen those speed runs of people who try to- All my friends are lame.

None of them would have the balls to kill me. And none of them would do it in a cool way. But you'd have to set it high. Actually, Seer might kill me. Oh, but he's cool. Yeah, he's cool. If you wanted me to and you signed a document that said I wouldn't go to jail. I would never be able to kill you and I would not allow anyone else to kill you.

You watch like Criminal Minds? You're going to have to go through me, bucko. No, there's no way. Taking him out. Wait, you've been in Austin a lot recently, right? I have been. How is that? It's great.

I mean, so we have a game publishing company down there. I heard. So I've been playing a lot of unreleased games, and I've been digging that, man. I didn't even know how much creative juice I had outside of streaming until I started making more things outside of streaming. Does he always just start flexing?

Yeah, no. In the middle of a conversation? Yeah, it's crazy. I'm just kidding. I'm just playing it, man. Get used to it. You thought I had swag? It's fair.

No, listen. That's one thing that I have. I have a lot of creative juice, i had swag it's it's fair no i listen that's that's one thing that i i have a lot of creative juice and i like to make things no i think that's awesome like i commonly i'm like am i a boring person if i only like to stream no you're not people are people are like going out all the time i'm just like i'll literally i don't get that i will leave my house one day out of 30 legit one day out of 30 days bro that's why you need to go to japan that's why we need to go to japan no that's literally why i've traveled out he was walking around he's like yeah i just found like ramen shops and i waited like 45 minutes in line what

i didn't tell you is the rest of the group of people went to do their own stuff and i wasn't invited that day because they forgot about me so i ended up just just walking around looking for food shonen jump studio like yeah i got invited that was fucking yeah we need to go hang out with kaho shibuya again oh she's great my queen yeah she's incredible i miss japan i do too have you guys ever been like taiwan or philippines or any of that no okay i'm not gonna lie if you go to like probably anywhere in southeast asia they're crazy like philippines are the nicest people i've ever met also the most overwhelming swagapinos yeah it is like um how do i explain it it's like oh i i said it this way they love me more than i love myself

kind of deal and it's like overwhelming like every experience you have with them with your fans is like they're super polite and they and they don't turn against you like i'm gonna be honest between cutie and i that's that's easy to hit i think most people love us more than we love ourselves like total strangers cutie and i don't have much self-love i don't think i have any filipino fans wait are you serious i think i could go to the philippines and you wouldn't be able to turn my swag you wouldn't be able to move across the street if you know there's no i'm telling you you can't get cutie to go to the midwest that's true but you have a legit reason and she knows yeah in idaho i get swarmed it's crazy yeah they're like but i mean like you look like you look like everyone's relative in Idaho. That's why. Like sister.

Welcome home. I hear Idaho has sick. Potatoes. Yes, but also they have outdoor hot. Potatoes. Hot springs. Yes, they have a hot spring thing. They're really famous for it.

Yeah. You know where they also have hot springs? Japan. The Japan. Japan. Yeah, but you can't get potatoes and high strings. You can get potatoes in Japan. Hey, we gotta actually talk about something in the Japans. What? Did you

see that Michael Parsons Dallas Cowboy actually tossed a sumo wrestler out of the ring? Like a real live sumo wrestler? Like an active one. Wait, what? Which makes you look very beta. Because you're exactly the same size.

I mean, he's a professional football player. I just thought you were like Sigma. Dude, that's sick as hell. I want to see this. Also, I was injured when I did that. So, you know, it's a little different. That is. Oh, my God.

So he loses the first round And then takes him the second round But like, you know how we were kind of like Holding back a little bit Because we're like, it's fun, it's fun You can see Micah on this second round He goes in, bro He hits this like an NFL ref Oh, you guys did sumo as well

Oh yeah Yeah Oh, the sumo's talking that shit He's rocking the baby How does that wiener stay in that? I'm sorry, pause. I'm going to hit legs everywhere. What was that question?

How does his wiener stay in the diaper? How does his wiener stay in that? How does the wiener stay in his diaper? I think he's got it strapped up. How? What do you think is going on with wieners? I think your wiener physics is crazy. Do you think they're just going crazy down there?

Yeah. Well, she's never seen a flaccid one. Oh, true. Well, no, I think. Ludwig is rock hard all the time. Any boys I see, Scar, you wouldn't believe this. I go outside, hard as rock. Everybody, I'm like, chill.

Yeah. It's crazy. Ludwig, we know. They still look at their hands. We know. We know that Ludwig Walks around naked and poops naked So this only leads me to believe That he shits with a rock hard penis

That's awesome I actually know a little too much About Ludwig Because I'll see clips from your podcast all the time And I learn about Ludwig that way And I'm just like wow I learned that he sometimes doesn't flush that much. You learned that he shits with a rock hard piece. Now you know that.

That's true. I'm slowly getting too much information. It's crazy, though, because when he sits down, it pokes him in the eye. Go back to the start of this rep. Just move it back like 10 seconds. Don't try to make his penis look much larger like that. His penis is so big. Here we go. Watch this. see how hard he hits that rep he goes in oh my god oh my god yeah oh my god yeah

oh yeah oh my god yeah bro that's incredible child's play yeah that's the nfl baby you could do that hasan no no i tried i i tried why did you say no so fast because i tried i know and also the next week his body was a bag of broken glass i was already i was already fucked up this was like i was my neck was already tweaked from just being old and brittle and shitty uh so like when i when i actually did end up uh sumo wrestling the the sumo wrestler it like really messed me up wait really like afterwards yeah i mean but it was fine it's not the end of the world right now i'm in i would say much better shape than i was back then i would love to go for round two we got to go to japan that's right that's what i do you think i just the way i see it is like people should be traveling like almost every

year unless you don't want to look over here um but i think i travel in my mind you're just having a european mindset right you want to believe how dark it is in here so okay let me let me just just so i have clarity what you're you do not want to travel because you are scared of flights. I'm afraid of everything. Oh. Yeah. You name it, I'm afraid of it. Oh.

So, like, even if you're surrounded by people who could, like, potentially protect you. Like, let's say these guys. What if we got you a fucking parachute? Maybe I'd be down if we got me a parachute. Like, these guys are pretty strong. Really? I'll pack a chute. It's probably illegal.

No. To have on a flight? No use they i they used to sell them i i know wait where are the concessions no in the fucking sky magazine really i remember at one point for people like you kaya i'm wearing a skirt she went on my coochie oh kaya not cool it has shorts you think it's okay to ask about her pussy size but when she comes in to check yeah she said yo how big yeah yeah he's like stop asking about my pussy that's right cutie is it was just a surprise i was spending the entire time trying to figure out the name of this dog but i didn't want to ask because i felt like i should know so i just i literally was just like someone's gonna say it at some point it's there we go

kaya got it yeah but the little lady she's lesbian i i she's bisexual i'm learning i'm learning so much today she does have a boyfriend but she's bisexual bisexual I'm just her side piece yeah in my mind I'm like a person that I would want to see that would be like a goal of mine you just described the fear end podcast listen I agreed to never

talk about this subject again because she doesn't like it so I'm not going to comment I hate it here so I will go to Secret Gardens in my mind. Okay. No, it's fine. Speaking of Taylor Swift, let's talk about something important that's on everybody's minds.

Yes, bitch. Let's talk about the Drake, Kendrick, Lamar beef. No, not the New York Jets. Kendrick, Lamar, Drake Beef has escalated. Drake, as of this very moment of this recording, has dropped his diss track to Kendrick Lamar's fourth diss track, I believe. The timeline is actually getting confusing because there's a lot of back and forth going on.

But you had some choice words for everybody, cutie. So let's start off with your opinion. Guys, you wouldn't believe it but they are pretty mad at each other they are not happy with one another they are not yeah so so that's not what i was trying to draw out of you you were making you made actually a very important point that i also had made on the broadcast and you saying it makes it more powerful in my opinion um that he should have millie bobby brown on his response no that's not what no imagine she she comes out and she's like yeah i'm a cinephile you're a

pedophile you don't know about her i'm'm in my diapers. That'd be sick. She's now like 20, I think. You should just go on the diss track. Yeah. The Metro just released. Kendrick does watch. Yeah. He's a fear and.

She was a dog from around the way. Yeah. You know, that's the fucking theme from the Gumby song. What's Gumby? I was about to say the same thing. god the guy uh harold big tall oh i know the first song that kicked all this off you know where there's that little voice that goes he was a dog from around the that's actually the theme from an old claymation cartoon called gumby that's where he sampled it yeah it's actually been sampled in hip-hop like a lot six different

songs but that's the origin dude it's crazy nothing tougher than claymation bro when with i don't listen to much rap sure in general right that's alchemist that's the one you're talking about or the metro booming one okay but like whenever i listen to people and they're like oh my god is that the the bed frame sample i'm like what the fuck are you talking about so like some david banner just like people just creaking people just know and i'm like damn i'm so out of the loop like i'm he's a he's a savant he this is what he does no this is what he does best i just have autism oh like like well okay i was saying it in a nicer way the the last time i talked about kendrick was

when i was like fucking like in high school or like uh not high school like a little bit going to college and i didn't know anything about rap and i didn't really even listen to kendrick but i was playing on a team with kiwi kid i told him i don't think kendrick has good lyrics and he that's crazy he looked at me and he we were about to he was about to start a fight and i was and i didn't know what i was just saying bullshit like i didn't even know because i didn't listen to kendrick but i apparently i i said some bad shit that was not good i was not familiar with this game yeah he did win in pulitzer get it to be fair yeah i didn't i did not know that at this point i was very like just saying random shit to say random stuff you know but yeah so i but

overall you're don't worry you're in good company in the sense that like i like m&m sorry i don't know if that was really just okay m&m signed kendrick so oh see yeah okay you're close you're surrounded by people who don't like also are not that invested except for the drama. This person is so invested. No. We like the drama. I went to, I've been to three Kendrick Lamar concerts. Wait, really? You didn't know this?

Yes. So you're invested, invested. I mean, I've never, I've never really liked Drake, so I'm a little biased, to be honest. But you like Drake? No, I've never, like, super liked. I'm fine. Like, Drake's fine, but I've never just, like, I've never liked him. Okay, so I just like i've never liked them same boat like i like like i've been to a lot of kid cuddy concerts i've been a lot of but i've never been to a drake concert i've never gone out of my way to go to

a drake con so that's why that's where i draw my line is if i like someone i go to their concerts if i don't like them i don't go to their concert that's a good line to draw yeah like i don't like them enough to like you know did you guys ever see the, okay, so you know how Red Bull does everything? Like, they're not like a, like, drink company. They just do side quests all the time. Flumetog. Yeah. So they have a synth orchestra.

Okay. And Metro Boomin did a full fucking orchestra with them. And that was, like, I think, I don't know if it was in L.A., but I looked at, I watched it online. It's all online. And I'm like, I want to go to one of his shows. This is fucking sick. Metro Boomin shows? Yeah. It's like, everyone's's like everyone's fucking it's like that does sound cool it was

so awesome i'm just sorry that was random side note i was like no no keep flexing more about all the cool stuff that you i've never been i just i said that one of the you know i leave the house one day that third and that's just to go eat to the metro woman just to go to metro boom and yeah it's like here or go eat that's pretty much it i that's the only reason i live in la because i think the food here is kind of good yeah what do you what's it what's a good food experience you've had recently that you would like to share with us um i'm are you a gatekeeper no i'm not i just like i don't like listing the the stuff i go to that like everyone goes i'm a hipster at heart yeah okay. Okay. But like just the other day, like two days ago, I went to Sun and Dawn because people

are visiting. Everyone loves it. Everyone goes there and it's just a default place to take them. This is very disappointing for me because it's like one of my favorite like, oh, I have friends here, so I have to take their spots. Yeah. Which is why I wanted something crazy. What do you want?

You want T-Master's best matcha in LA? Freaking Taco Bell. No. Crunchwrap Supremes. Okay. You know what I want want you want tea master's best matcha in la taco bell uh no i like the creams okay you know what you know what i want from you out of your mind this is for like personal consumption i've yet to have good japanese curry in los angeles bro i don't know man you can go to just like that's a weird one because i don't eat japanese curry i gotta for best japanese these kinds probably kanjiro it's and that's like a place where like they're so old school you have to email them oh like that's cool and i'm just like okay like it's they're so old school you got to send a carrier pig yeah like i try calling them and they don't like pick up their phone half i

respect i'm just like okay whatever man but like you literally have to email them and it's just a small place next to sushi gen like a sushi place in japan it's really nice i want them to be offended that i don't speak japanese like when we go there's no place like that here man you're not gonna get kicked out it's not kyoto man you're not kicking out for your foreign what are you talking just just go to japan okay well yeah i love it when they go to Japan because I get to take PTO. And I just sit here every Sunday and I say, I'm going to watch Sex and the City now. Never seen it, but this is my week.

Oh my, okay. So the one bad thing about living with people who go to Japan is that they can't shut the fuck up about it. Oh, it's fine. I don't listen to them anyway. We haven't shut the fuck up about going to Japan or being in Japan forever. I would say that we've talked about Going to Japan before we went too

We just never really stopped talking And then once you go, you gotta taste Yeah, it only made it worse It's not like you get a hit and then you're like Okay, I'm comfortable now It's like, no, now I want it more That's my heroin I'm about to start boosting car stereos to get back

And the worst part is the yen just keeps dropping. You're just like, bro, that's some coin. The government can't allow this, right? But it turns out it's good for their banks for some weird reason. And so the government can't allow this. It's good for us on Jin too. Oh, yeah. Hatamoto one day.

One day we will be Hatamoto. Wait, you said sex in the city. I want to ask you, are you guys people who, I don't know if I'm the weird one. Have sex in the city? Never. I'm saving myself for marriage. Watch old TV comfort shows a lot. Watch and rewatch comfort shows, comfort movies.

I found out that I'm the person that never rewatches anything. I don't either. Anything. And I'm like, that's weird. I live with Jodi and she like rewatches like uh friends and stuff and she's just rewatched sex i walked into them watching sex in the city in the living room i'm just like fuck we're like i remember watching that watching gilmore girls watching the oc all of that vampire diaries true blood and i don't rewatch any of it i 100 i'm on

board with what you're saying there's like very few rewatches that i've given only to like the goats like sopranos and that's pretty much it i would say other than that i never i never ever give anything a rewatch i'm like i already saw you feel like i feel like that's not normal is that normal do you have comfort things you rewatch um no oh i think like every few years i'll rewatch gossip girl because Girl. You definitely re-watch it. Or The Office. The Office is always good. I really don't re-watch much. Really?

I think it has to do with the way that you watch stuff. I think a lot of people don't like to actively watch things. They put it on in the background. And I think that's when people really like to re-watch because they can kind of fade in and out. So it's more of like a comfort blanket than it is an active viewing experience and for me i i just love to consume new stuff all the time yeah same i like it in the background i feel like i'm that that's

weird because i gave this whole to my stream and everyone called me like this weird. You know, no, I think a lot of people rewatch stuff for sure. I've seen a lot of people. At least you rewatch a couple of things. I think that's normal. I think not rewatching anything is really weird. Yeah. I mean,

I'll like once every once in a while, I'll throw on cowboy bebop and just kind of, that too. That's another one. I give her through a little bit of that. Yeah. I think of like other things that I really actively have re-watched always sunny is another one that like certain episodes i've never watched i'll like remember a moment during the day and i'll be like oh i gotta go watch i've watched

like a quarter of like a couple episodes randomly yeah i've never watched any either i need to start it's probably it's one of the best long-standing comedy shows of all time. Not true. Have you seen The Simpsons? Yeah, it's significantly better than The Simpsons. Still going. I watched my first Spongebob episode last year. Wow. Oh yeah, I've never watched Spongebob. Wait, what?

Really? Yes, they're like short as hell. Wait, neither of you guys watched Spongebob? I grew up in Turkey and I watched Spongebob. I was cool at that age. I already had my swag. I was already doing drugs and i was spongebob i was cool at that age i already had my swag i was already doing drugs what was spongebob called in turkey that sucks he laughed before you finished your first word i knew it was gonna be so long say it again say it again i cannot believe no but that's it means square pants.

But no, that's a direct translation. They just still call it SpongeBob SquarePants. Okay, that's based. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SquarePants. Yeah, SquarePants. SquarePants. So what do you guys normally talk about on this podcast?

Mostly you. We talk shit about you. Yeah. That's not true. I watch so many clips that it's not true. Yeah, they just don't clip those out, I think. Yeah, this is true. I mean, we usually talk about Austin's airport experience.

That's true. And who he'd want to eat his butthole. Yeah. I got big shoes to fill. Yeah. Have you had a bad airport experience recently, Scarra? It's funny because i'm known for being getting being owned at airport i used to have a phase what is that what does that mean we're like

i would just like have airport trouble you know like i would like i would just like not get my luggage they'd like send it over somewhere else i'd like lose it or like really you got that airport or i'd fly in because i'm the type of guy where it's like okay the flight's at six when are you guys leaving at the flights at six uh it's domestic when are you guys leaving taking off at six like the party yeah i'd probably leave at like 4 20 i think i like my house i don't know what time i leave their house i i know i arrive at the airport by like 5 15 wow you guys yeah i i arrive at the airport at five i cut it close i have left the house at like 4 30 before and like arrived at like five yeah okay that's normal well like like 5 30

no that's crazy no you can't do 30 minutes no i'm i'm okay i also grew up so you don't have bad luck you're just negligent oh you're I'm just. You're what? Okay, listen, there are people that have. Caroline is one of those two. You're an airport thrill seeker. I don't know what it is. It's a very specific type of person who would rather have the extra 30 minutes at home doing nothing than go be at the airport.

And you love the thrill of being like, I got to get in line. I have like 10 minutes to get my bag there. Oh my God, I made the gate by like two minutes. You're telling, I got to get in line. I have like 10 minutes to get my bag there. Oh, my God. I made the gate by like two minutes. You're telling me I should be friends with you. I'm saying that it's like your version of skydiving. Yeah, I don't understand that. Do you get a little adrenaline buzz out of just making it to a flight?

No, honestly, yeah. There you go. I have. There you go. I would agree with this, except I've gotten it down to a science. I time my airport experiences. Like speed running? Yeah. I like to have a science. I time my airport experiences. Like speed running? Yeah.

I like to have a little leisurely experience in the airport. I like to have coffee, like sit down. Ooh, what's this? Maybe I'm reading a magazine. I don't know. 17 minutes is my average in LAX from the time that I like step foot inside of LAX. I like how the different parts of the people travel.

This person is like, I speed run my categories at the lx and he's like i like to sit down for some coffee i like to be very leisurely sites yeah um i just i hate the fucking lounges man they suck so bad really i don't know why i feel like i'm sitting in other people's filth what yeah i i don't know what it is like the airport lounges i feel like when i whenever i sit down on those couches i'm like I wonder how many ass cheeks have touched this Certainly not more than the Like normal Yeah

Well the plane at least they like give it a scrub Before you get on it I don't think Wishful thinking A little bit of a vacuum cleaning and stuff But like I feel like the lounges Are just like I don't know I don't know what it is feel dirty yeah i have to be at the airport for the least amount of time or i'll leave yeah i'm kind of like an animal you have to just like shove me on

when's the last time you were at an airport oh gotta say like four years no it's like two years ago i flew to chicago cool for lcs oh you went for lcs yeah that's the last time you flew was for lcs it was a good sponsor 10 days left where are you gonna finish in in league there's 10 days oh because they're doing that weird shit nine days left but when does the new season start hey emerald you're finishing emerald you play like a lot he calls it he calls it depression wait i know that yeah you're right or he's right but like i knew she played because i would open up her stream and she's here playing league and i would just be like this is so weird yeah what do you mean by that he would he would know you're so bad why are you no no no legit no because i I feel like if you're a well-adjusted individual,

you don't play League. No joke. Exactly. Look at the only person who doesn't play fucking League in this group. Baz'd. Listen, I'm good at League now. Same. I got a good attitude about it.

See? So you're bronze. No, shut the fuck up no i i am like telling you can you not i i'm not this is like michael jordan being like i can't even dunk anymore man it's like it's it's not i promise you it's just something where it's like i don't feel like good i feel like you are telling me that you don't think that if you gave it a week you could make high diamond masters again oh i can probably do hey i think in terms of like how i feel about skill level like it's weird because league has been so

around for so long that that the idea of like ranks is like weird in my head very much like i've been around people who are too uh elitist about it including myself yeah yeah to yourself even yeah so the standards are like it's weird because i put my standards for everything else like here yeah but for league it's like here but that's because like leagues in a good place i've been playing for about 10 years and i'm in braun what are you enjoying yeah and that's no i'm like no one enjoys i'm one of like the best jinxes out there that yeah in the bronze category no in the world i i'm not gonna lie if you can play games and still enjoy it and it's like doesn't like because a lot of people grind league

and it's like they do it to pass time and it kills them i love it but if you love league like i want that like that's something that like i can't do anymore playing lee in long period i have to play in like game by game segment you know what i get off on yeah as soon as someone on the other team gets an all chat that's when i activate like i can i can feel my gamesmanship like i go from a decent league player to like super saiyan as soon as someone's like question mark and i i get like jordan like i i take umbrage to that and i use that question mark is literally against you as a person yes and then i and then i really will start typing like crazy i'm the opposite because i can't move on the game and type and call them slurs

obviously at the same time so it really i, I get. Wait, you can't? I feel like. I think that's why I'm not. You know what my secret is? Right as the game starts, type a slur, control V or control C, and then just control V the slur later. That's smart.

It's actually crazy because like League of Legends has taught a lot of people how to type a slur in the fastest amount of time. Right? No, no. Yeah, my words for per minute definitely went up. Right as the Nexus explodes, if they don't talk at all, the most amount of shit happens in that like four seconds that you could type,

and the like in-game screen starts loading in. It is crazy. You know what's the best is when you're really getting into it with someone, and then in the after screen, you're still getting into it it and then you send them a friend request after they leave so you can be like bitch i'm not done with you pussy that is trying to rinse you no like that's i'm the watcher i'm like over here people watching that i'm like shit man these guys are really into it hell yeah i'm vibing out i do do you ever rage uh you know you don't rage at all dude i i don't i feel like i'm league is like a relaxing game for me that's what i think i think for me it's like

i don't i'm not invested enough competitively in any game and i've never been the person to to like be upset i don't get mad at any game period and you're just fucking cracked at it that makes me so mad i i i'm upset i'm not i don't feel more invested like i lost so much of my competitive drive by trying to be like enjoying other parts of my life i physically have to remove myself from online competitive games because i'm very bad and i also get very invested it's so no but like i understand that i appreciate those people i play with toast and literally he'll yell at everyone on my team including me that's wild when we when we play and i you could tell he's like he wants to be invested but he's also a person who's not that as good as like the people he's yelling damn which is so damn funny you heard that toast okay

he's not gonna see put it on tiktok what do you mean he's not gonna see this no one watches our podcast now you're dissing us too what the fuck no keep it stick the toast like it's so funny because like him and avon will yell at each other non-stop and of and like i told him i'm like dude you're probably only right like like 40 percent of the time that's so funny and she and then like or like and then he'll just take that as like oh so you mean she's wrong 60 percent of the time or some shit like that and like for him it's like what role does toast play jungle he's a jungler yeah well i get that because junglers redevelop a healthy hatred for every other lane no it's true because if anything goes wrong you get blamed that is true i but i like for me i like jungling because like it's

i got you don't have to cs us it's great i know you can like bump music and just vibe and it's like you're like in a fucking prison asylum but like you and you can hear all the other members they're in rooms next to you but like you're just vibing like you have fucking the music blasting yeah okay you're fucking chilling and everyone else is just yelling at the top of their lungs get me the fuck out fuck you yeah it's great i like ff15 yeah go next you know i don't forfeit either i don't either but i don't believe in it i i i i only forfeit if like it it's like all four members forfeit i don't want to be the guy that jails people unless i really think we can win but for the most part i like almost never for because there's nothing more satisfying

than coming back from a non-winnable. Yeah. Battling it out. That's like orgasmic. Yeah. This is the most league I've talked about. Yeah, no, I have real sex. I get laid. I don't talk about it enough.

Actually, so there's this Netflix comedy festival that's in town right now and so yeah i've gone to shows nearly every single night i'm going to another one tonight thanks for the invite yeah netflix is a joke i love thanks for the thanks for the invite cutie we would hate to participate you are swag we would hate to participate in friendship activities such as that one i would hate it you want to see trevor noah next Saturday? Who's that? I will be flying out. Okay. Where are you flying to?

New York. You want to see Trevor Noah next Saturday? I don't like stand-up. Okay. What? I don't. I actually do like stand-up, even though I don't like Trevor Noah. I'm in my post-stand-up era.

Oh, interesting. What do you mean, your post-stand-up era oh what do you mean your post stand-up era i uh i'm in my post stand-up era huh i think there's a lot of stand-up comedy is kind of dog shit right now no i wouldn't i wouldn't say that i'm not gonna throw shade it i just like i i i just indulged too much i consumed too too much of it. Yeah, I mean, it is interesting. I've been to a lot of shows so far, and the best one, surprisingly, was Daniel Tosh, which you think wouldn't. Yeah, because he hasn't done a special in so long,

but his show is, it was pretty good. Ali Wong, I saw her. I saw her at like a random. You guys forget, I used to work at Laugh Factory. Like I used to tape those recordings. So there was like a solid year where I was her. I saw her. I like a random. You guys forget. I used to, I used to work at laugh factory. Like I used to tape those recordings. So there was like a solid year. The problem was watching four hours of standup. Yeah.

Everything is cyclical. Like everything's cyclical. Like Ali Wong, Ali Wong is good. And she, I think she's filming a special from it. However, it's the same note that a lot of female comedians hit is just like my vagina.

And it's like, ah, man. Yeah. I'm just kidding. So it's like, ah, man. Yeah. I'm just kidding. So you just get so sick of it. You're delivering a sick though. Thank you.

Thank you. Okay. I've always been on the fence about this. Talk about Ali Wong's vagina right now. Yeah. What about her vagina? I watch her stand up. Defend her pussy.

It is the best. I'm an ally. It's the best pussy. Pussy. I've seen, I've heard in a while um no it was she was she was good but it was just like you can't i feel like a lot of comedians they find this note and then they well okay here's what you lay on it here's what you have to realize and i'm like come on switch it up stand-ups are doing a lot of the same material night after night after night and what you come to realize is like a lot of material that they do is meant to appeal to a broad audience yeah and it's not meant to

appeal to someone like me that's sitting there being like right dissecting it and also writing my own material and being like oh i wouldn't do this i wouldn't do that so a lot of really successful comedians have taken that act on the road and they need it to hit in ohio the same way that they have it hit in california and it's it's actually kind of more rare to see comedians doing like experimental material and if you want that kind of stuff go to like belly room on like an off night well that was the cool thing about tosh since he's not filming a special or anything he was like clearly testing out just going through a notebook pretty sick i'm telling you that's usually like the best stuff is when a comedian is fully off book and some of the worst but yeah i i i definitely prefer that to a very polished act that okay wait kitty about something that i'm

really interested in your opinion so i am of the opinion that everyone at some point should take stand-up or if you're a streamer, it will help you stand up. Or do you mean improv? Sorry, improv. And I, at some point I feel like standup would also be helpful. Yeah.

I, but I, I'm terrified of the stage. So I think improv is like the best you're going to get. I am a, I'm a huge improv guy. I love improv. Yes.

And I think part of the reason I prefer improv to standup is standup always felt like to me uh that like you're kind of appealing to an audience to like you you haven't come to one of my shows i've never had too much like self love and i i didn't really ever care for like here's all my issues but i loved kind of like the anonymity of hiding behind a character in improv i love jumping on and like flashing into these like weird grotesque people that i have in my mind and that was always why improv was so appealing to me and stand up like i did i did quite a bit of stand up but i never i never loved it the way i loved improv i'm the opposite i don't like improv i don't like um i don't like have i don't like pretending I have to care about something as weird as it is.

When you're in improv and you have to be a doting girlfriend or a doting wife or you have to be the crazy or you have to be. You just have to be something. And I'm not good at it. I'm really not good at convincing to be something. You're just a real ass bitch. No, that's not it. I'm just not good at convincing to be something i think a real ass bitch no that's not it i'm just not i think the way that like when it clicked for me is when i started looking at improv like a game yeah like a lot of really good improv uh comedians will view it as like almost like volleyball where it's like bump set spike where i'm like setting up a person's joke

and like you can see in really good improv like the light click when they see something that like four moves down the road they know is going to be a great bit or some really great affectation in the other person's character and they're like how do i feed this monster to get the biggest reaction and that's like that's why i always have a gun i'm just making a joke i was gonna say like. I'm just making an improv joke. I was going to say, like, I come from Texas, man. A nerdy improv joke. We can go back to Texas.

You're not supposed to have a gun. No, that's a big no-no. Texas is PVP. Wait, you can't have a gun in improv? They tell you not to. They tell you never to suggest that you have a gun because then it's like... It kills the scene real quick. It kills everything. Everything turns into a mexican standoff yeah oh i can understand

so groundlings the school i went to has a lot of like very arbitrary strange rules that they have for very specific reasons and those rules have kind of permeated through improv that is crazy that like the rules are okay and we can't use a scene with three toasters. It's like, well, shit, what happened with that? Dude, I'll tell you something. One of them is no violence to animals. They're like, never do a scene where you're violent to an animal because that will immediately, like no audience gets

on board with you kicking a dog, even imaginary. Oh. Makes sense. Yeah, yeah. That, no guns in the scene. I'm trying to remember some others there are other strange ones like that oh yeah okay i'm learning a lot today all right now you've taken an improv class again uh i did iducb i think i think a lot of times i used to really be on like take an improv class and now i'm just learning humor like in a weird way i feel like this is how like

streamers learn humor where it's just like they think about their jokes that they made, if it's good or bad, and then they surround themselves with people who are funny. That's what you do. You watch and consume funny, and then you're funnier. Genuinely, this week, I've been funnier. It shows.

It's just because I literally, every single night, i go to a show and i come home and i write my own shit so i've been back in my you're that's crazy like i don't ever write anything down but i'll just think about like hey you know that that was pretty funny or something like that or like i'll i don't know i'll be on my chronically online mode and roll through like three hours of tiktok and i'm like oh that was pretty funny i like that you know yeah but i think that that's how a lot of people do it i remember talking to some people and like it's really interesting how they do humor i remember john masayoshi is someone who doesn't look like

he would do that but he does a lot of serious studying for everything like he's a person who like used to study how the vons laughed to make a scene funnier like he's like a very how yvonne left yeah like he's a very technical person. That's funny. Like when he learns anything, he like, he does all the research about it before jumping in. He's really,

it's not what you'd expect, but he's crazy at it. I think everybody has the ability to be funny. I think a lot of the problem with like being funny is the, is the anxiety around that performance element because everybody's been funny at some point in their life right like you understand at least on a primal level like breaking down the incongruities of life or creating misdirection to surprise like i feel like some people are a lot better at it i think for me it's like a lot of times i'm like when they wonder like haha that was funny oh my god you know something i thought about tell us sorry this is a derail but it just came to me because i was trying

to get slime to come to one of these shows with me and he kept being like no i don't like that person no i don't like that person slime is someone that is like an arbiter of funny to me in a way like he's very he's almost made himself the arbiter the same way people would show me a cake and i'd be like oh you could fix this people do that with funny stuff because he's very good at being funny um but so i was trying to get him to go to a freaking show with me can't get him to go and then and so then of course i say do you want to go to this he says no i said do you want to go to this he says no i don't want to go to this he says no so i say do you want to kill yourself and then he says no but then i just thought i was thinking right now what if he killed himself

what if he said yes no no he no, but he still kills himself. Could I go to jail because they find those texts or I told him to kill himself? No. You know that one girl who told her boyfriend to kill himself and then she went to jail? Did he say no? Katie Cinderella, that specific instance wasn't just one off passing comment, go kill yourself. It was a systematic like abuse over months. What if I told someone to leave to kill themselves. And then they killed themselves.

No. What if that's happened? Yeah. It definitely has. Oh my god. I could go to jail. It's not their fault they're playing League. It's so true.

It's so funny because people are. A lot of people nowadays play a lot of Valor. And they come to me and they're like. Valor players are so unhinged. I'm like shut the fuck up. Yeah you't know i grew up with you guys voice chat you softies no it's like you guys are like well like off like the people are like like somewhat charismatic like somewhat good looking and i come from a league league like a situation where like fucking half the top winners are out as pedophiles.

Like that's just the norm. There's no there's no Asian baby girls playing fucking league. Okay. It's just like there's no. Yeah. There's no there's no e-dating in the league. I'm telling you the same. There is.

For sure. I don't even want to know about that. They all play you. It's just it's just... You got that joke. That was sexist and mean, Will. Women can play in any lane. I wanted to play you, me. My dream is always to play you, me. I feel like it matches your personality in-game.

You're very relaxed. You know? You just want to kind of be there. Did you call me beta? You don't think I'm a Sigma like Hassan? You told me that you play League in a very relaxed way. That's crazy. In this podcast, you called him a Sigma and I'm a Beta.

I'm a Beta. Don't worry. I'm a Beta male. Really? You're a Sigma male. What am I? You're definitely a chat. You're an Omega.

You're an Omega female. What does that mean? I don't know. I just made it up. I hated it. Oh, my bad. bad oh i'm sorry okay i can say whatever i want on this episode because there's not gonna be a thousand tiktoks of it because austin's not here is he your tiktok bait he's our tiktok editor he oh he he literally

he this is his lifeline to social capital. Yeah, he stopped streaming. So this is the only time he appears on camera. So he literally will like design conversations around like farming TikTok. No way. He'll start a sentence with a TikTok hook. Yeah. Okay. That sounds bad.

Did you see the Kendrick and Drake beef? And then he's so around. That's crazy. We're living in his world. Did you see the Kendrick and Drake beef? That's crazy. We're living in his world. This podcast is just his operation to farm. He always gets upset when we do podcasts without him because then he can't have TikToks. And he'll also tell our TikTok editor not to upload certain TikToks because he wants to upload them. What?

Yeah. Wait, you guys are like literally three Muppets and he's like controlling you guys. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize. I respect the fact that you called us Muppets and not puppets. Yeah, but I'm going to be Mrs. Piggy. Yeah, but Muppets are cute. What Muppet would I be?

Stupid ass. You'd be Fozzie and I would be Animal. You could be Kermit. No, I'd be it. What's Foz Stupid ass Fozzie the Bear. You'd be Fozzie, and I would be Animal. You could be Kermit. No, I'd be... What's Fozzie? Can you pull up... Fozzie's the bear. I'm not part of this, you know?

I'm technically Austin Show right now. If Austin Show was a Muppet, he'd be... Yeah, that's... There's Fozzie. Oh, damn. Is he cool? Animal. Honestly...

Pull up Animal. He's the drummer. Austin might be Mr. Piggy. I know Animal, I think. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know that one. That's me for sure. Yeah, that does make sense. Yeah. Pull up animal. He's the drummer. Austin might be. I know animal. I think. Yeah, I know. I know that one. That's me for sure. Yeah, that does make sense.

Yeah, that's you. And then pull up snuffleupagus. I don't know how to pronounce that or spell that. Neither does March. Don't worry. He can't. Yeah, that's Scar right there, baby. That's cute.

That is cute. I decided Austin's Miss Piggy. I thought you were Miss Piggy. No, I'm Kermit. Kermit. I can be Kermit. You can be K Piggy. No, I'm Kermit. I can be Kermit. Yeah, I'm Kermit. Kermit's the most recognizable one. It's the face. You're the face. Thanks. I needed that.

Cutie Cinderella is the face of Fearon. True. Okay, so recently I did that thing. I did that thing that spawned from Cutie Cinderella. She's like, name 100 women. I didn't do that, but it's been toasted. Sorry, where she's like, name 100 women. Yes. I didn't do that. But then Toast did. Sorry. I'm so sorry.

Name 100 Asians. Toast copied my shit. Name 100 Asians. And I did that recently. I approve of him copying my shit. And I was just like. Could you name 100 Asians? I don't.

Okay. If I couldn't use League of Legends pros or K-pop, I would say no. But K-pop, I use like eight. And League of Legends pros, I use like 20. Yeah. But like, that's the problem. Like, I don't even know modern Asians. Like, I don't.

Okay. Who's new Asians? I don't know. I'll put it this way. Who are you naming? Genghis Khan? I should have. I named.

Okay. The first four was like Chaewon. And then it was Bruce Lee. Nice. And then it was. was bro your second one was already like a quarter white that's crazy no you're thinking of brandon okay i thought bruce no bruce lee is american no bruce lee is an american yeah i found that out after watching warrior the hbo show that told me he was an asian american i'm like yeah wow that's crazy but yeah

that's why they wouldn't let him actually they wouldn't teach him kung fu early on originally when he was in china because he was like this is for chinese people white boy okay so after him jackie chan and then lucy lu i named zero actors or actresses chinese zero i think i forgot simu liu i forgot his name i thought jet li was the the name of the role he played and not his actual name. So I was like, yo, he played Jet Li. What was his name? No Awkwafina? No. I forgot everything.

I forgot everyone. I couldn't do it. All of those challenges, though, it does have the effect of you immediately panic. No. That's why I never did the 100 women one because I didn't want people to know i don't know like 20 women you live with like 20 women it's true okay what are you talking about 50 women it would be hard that's fair if i'm not kidding i i don't know man i'm just not good with names too yeah that that challenge was just a

mutually assured destruction for everybody yeah i had fun i do a lot of things where everyone else suffers and i have fun yeah i love things like do you i love them then why didn't you do it well yeah you know what fair i i didn't i didn't love myself at that time true so that's why oh i have to be in a good mindset to do something like that. Just tear myself down. I didn't do it because I hate women. I mean, respect. You just started a new podcast. Yes, I started one that's more focused about manga and anime.

Mainly manga. Because me and Peter are literally like no joke manga fiends. We will read two, three hours every day. I've been reading Solo Leveling and Kaiju No. 8. Oh. Interesting. will read two three hours every day robin reading i've been reading solo leveling and kaiju number eight oh based interesting good stuff kaiju number eight is one of the best anime like translations i've seen yeah it's very good whereas the manga i feel like it's worse which is

interesting very interesting yeah what's kaiju number eight? Is that like Godzilla shit? Nah, it's about a guy who cleans up dead Kaiju and then becomes one. Real good. It's very, like premise is very, very interesting. But I started this podcast and ever since I started it. What's it called? The Fake Fans Podcast. Okay. We wanted to be a broadcast and then we looked online.

There was a broadcast 300 plus episodes robert f kennedy and i'm just like like i'm not gonna ask him to change it that's fucked up yeah it's so i was like fucking we'll just do we'll just be fake fans but ever since i started to do this week by week i you know i was so scared because i feel like i'm not at like the the peak of my career and starting something new is always really scary. Yeah, it's stressful. So like I started something new. The first week it had like a couple thousand and I was like, I'm fucked.

I'm washed. This video's over. I can't even pay for the people editing the shorts for my video with the stuff. I'm like, bro, we're going to go bankrupt. It's fucked. And now it's doing like, okay, like pretty well. And I'm like, oh, thank God. I still got something. You know, you got to do this more.

You got to go to other people's podcasts. You got to pimp yourself out. I mean. You got to go to like, what's, oh my God. Trash Taste. Yeah, Trash Taste. Well, I mean, I think there's someone that I would ask at the very end. If you carried me to Masters, you'd probably get more viewers.

Oh, I had this thing with streaming. You fucking slut. I had this thing with streaming where I hate doing things that are good for me. Oh. Actively. And I don't know. Because it's like. You and QD have that in common.

What? No. So, like, here's a good example. Like, I will kill my stream repeatedly playing, like, a game that literally, like, just annihilates my viewership or doing things eternal return what the fuck is that exactly so it'll be like that or like path of exile what kind of game path of exile is based yeah but it's it's like a it's a it's like league of legends battle royale and you have to craft it's like speed running speed running league of legends

you have to run through the boxes get metal craft your stuff and you make all your items that way that sounds and it is so incredibly hard i was a top 100 player in that game and then but the difference between me must be nice the difference i've spent so long playing that game and it like tanked everything and then at one point i was a genshin streamer for one month i streamed 200 hours of Genshin. And so, like, I would just do things. Who's your favorite cutie? I played Cinderella. Oh, fuck. You don't remember the name of your waifu? Bro, he can't even name Asians, bro.

He's so good. Stop. It's Beidou. The funniest thing is the voice actress of Beidou, Allegra Clark, does all of my favorite characters. Can you pull Beidou? I want to see if you're a man with refined taste. Oh, I am. Yeah, Beto Genshin.

I am. You're going to see her. You're going to be like, damn. Respect. We'll see. Bro, please don't be like that. Their new game, Zenla Zone, is actually fun as hell. I played it.

It's so fun. B-E-I-D-O-U. Oh, wow. I would have never gone there. I-E-D-U. Dude, the funniest we have we have someone jason who spells the names of manga from the from japanese and it is impossible like he's just typing stuff and i'm like i'm so sorry man you can't this is your this is your iconic figure

he's pretty good looking all right at least she's not lolly i love a woman with an eye patch yeah same i'm easy i'm like really super basic. Really? I patch. I'm in baby. But I actually unironically love that. It like worries me a little bit. What?

The bunny chick from my hero academia. It's the thighs, man. It's the thighs. Holy shit. I did not think you were going to say that. I didn't even. I don't even like to say that because everybody's gonna be like will's a furry but it's not the furry it's like that's what i'm saying she's tan and b the thighs go absolutely wacko oh dude what the

fuck that i mean she's not even like a bunny bro that's oh god damn she's got that muscle mommy yeah no no no that's like okay bro come on come on that's like yeah you're a podcast host they're horny all the time they're very they're much more like into anime manga and i thought like i didn't realize i'm deep this is like i'm coming i just finished watching blue lock you're actually you you Lock? Blue Lock, I did not expect to like it. And I was like, oh, this fucking rips. I was so mad like five episodes in because I feel like it undermines everything about team sports. You're supposed to. Fuck the team, bro.

Yeah, I hate that. I'm a striker. You know who loves it? It's like all the fucking, all the Valo kids love it. Like, Tenz was like the one who recommended it it's like all the fucking all the valo kids love it like tens was like the one who recommended well can i can i make a prediction i think in the end what will happen is the playing for yourself mentality will lead to that team replacing the japanese national team and they will work as a team because they all have their self-interest okay i still i it just

like pisses me off they're like oh in order to be a striker you don't have to that's right that's where i think it's going so so do you know anything about blue lock i saw blue yeah okay so we great that's exactly what it's like it's it's about except a little bit different it's like japanese all the japanese strikers are no australian accent no the japanese are are too soft to be a striker. That's the whole base of it. They bring 100 strikers into a, what looks like a 300, into a Pentagon building. And then it's a battle royale.

And then only the one with the biggest ego can remain. And the entire show is essentially like, fuck teamwork. Yeah. And it's like, I'm going to eat you. And I'm going to eat you. It's like, guys, just. It's also, let's be honest. I wish also was here.

It's also super homoerotic. Yeah. Oh, is it? It's gay. It's super gay. Yeah, it's literally BL. What's BL mean? Boy love.

Boy love. Yeah, there's one character. All the times she's interested. One character takes his dick out a bunch. Just for no reason. The one guy who's really good at juggling the ball. In the name of boy love. You know what I've been watching

that I actually went against my early rule of never doing with some exceptions? Blue-Eyed Samurai. Oh, so good. Blue-Eyed Samurai is so fucking good. I watched first episode once and I was like, oh, CGI, I don't really want to watch it. What is this?

Wait, I watched this one. Blue-Eyed't really want to watch it. What is this? Blue-Eye Samurai? Yes. The girl. Yeah. It's a Netflix anime. It's CGI. It's everything that you wouldn't want to watch. Did you watch it? No, I'm just saying, why the fuck am I...

You guys are an anime podcast. You're... I didn't realize... You guys talk an anime podcast. I didn't realize. We got that from Trash Taste. You guys talk more about anime. Trash Taste doesn't talk about anime sometimes. No, Trash Taste is the most anime. Every episode was the episode that I was on.

They said it. Oh, yeah. It talked the most about anime. He and I are closet nerds. I mean, not anymore. Yeah, there's nothing closet about him being weird. Okay, dude. You buy

fucking 10 different Nico Robin statues, and all of a sudden, you're a fucking weeb. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Miss All Sunday is one of the sexiest characters ever created, okay? It's not my fault. I love that you say stuff, and I slowly turn and look at

her face is just like I'm mouth breathing today because I have allergies are you having terrible allergies anyway we're going to talk about this more on the Patreon episode and Will's going to show his butthole to everybody he said he would he promised

patreon.com slash fear and but before we go Scar where can people find you I'm Scar on everything. Okay, let me say this. So this is the first time I got messaged by someone through my agency to come here. And I was like, okay, that's kind of weird that Will wouldn't message me himself about it. Why would he? Why would he?

Well, I mean, I just feel like, you know. Who's the? Oh, I'm sorry. Who asked you on the pod last time? Sorry, I didn't know this would be a thing that you didn't know about. Who had you on the pod last time? It's not a big deal. Like, straight up.

I say his name. He just likes me better. Yeah, I've literally talked to Cutie about stuff recently. It's not a big deal. Like, maybe Cutie could have done it. I would never. I'm the one who asked you to be on the pod last time play some leagues that's crazy anyways um so it's really interesting for me like right

here like like that and i'm like okay you know i'm here to just chill it's not rpr person they didn't they didn't tell me that they were even thinking about having you on until like we were leaving last week they're like scars on next week i was like what dude they told me bring two to three things like physical things to promote and i'm just like what or bring two to three three things to promote period nice and i was like what i don't you only promoted one promote something right now i don't know something right now um you can find uh i love this guy uh is will neff on twitch and here's Kitty Cinderella she does a baking show. That's a good plug. Her brother was on it recently. It's fucking awesome. I was on as a guest judge. Really cool.

She didn't invite me back this season but it's not a big deal. I don't really care. What about me? Say something about me. And that's all the time we have this week. We'll see you behind the paywall everybody. Thanks for joining us. Oh you're finally taking me to stream at Disney? I can't do anything. You're finally going me to stream at Disney? I can't do anything.

You're finally going to take me to Disney? Wait, wait, wait. When he said you're finally taking me to stream at Disney, it sounds like you're his mom. Yeah. And he needs yours. No, she is. She is my mom. And she has been, she has taken thousands of people at this point to Disney before me.

It is her fault you haven't streamed at Disney. This is a, this is. You can stream, but it's going to be Pride Night. No, it is, it is literally her fault. It's for this is a this is extreme but it's gonna be pride night no it is it is literally it's for the gays it's not even a joke i'm not even kidding this is like a three-year project i'm getting us all matching outfits we're on the third year of beauty not taking them too yeah we're gonna all wear pride outfits for pride night and they're gonna be matching tops and shorts and button-ups that is one awesome yeah and thank you dress them too you are their mom what the fuck not all the time just only when

i put them in plays and plays and yeah and sometimes photo shoots sometimes you have to throw costumes on aware of your game yeah realize it's as good as Kendrick's it's pretty good I mean I'll see I feel like we didn't talk about that beef enough it'll be interesting to see how Kendrick replies