Fear& - Our Friendship Is Over | Fear&

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

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What? Leave Marshal alone! That is crazy! What is the witch movie? No, show your lips. Hocus Pocus? No, The Craft. Have you ever seen The Craft, where it's like all the hot teen witches?

No. I don't think you can say hot teen. Ladies and gentlemen, well... It came out when i was 12 no i get it no it's okay ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of the fear and podcast where your favorite family is all together again and we are all feeling great yep especially hassan right hassan yeah he's gonna make an effort yeah I mean I was dying last episode I mean you're always dying he's always there's always a new thing your hip your sinuses see it pills off sciatica yeah last week I I literally stopped streaming after an hour last Thursday and I had

to sleep for the rest of the day because I had a tooth extraction. I had a cracked rib. I also had a cracked rib. I had to be raised as a woman. Austin broke my rib. This is insane. This is insane that he blames me for gravity. I mean, it was attempted

homicide. Austin cracked my rib and I did a freaking meeting meeting afterwards. He blames me for both of us got in a golf cart accident and like what am I supposed to do? Not land on him? I've heard that gays land heavier. It was weird when he kept holding on.

I mean look it was either you or the concrete and I chose you. I would choose that, too. I'm about to have cushioned your fall. I mean, something else is happening that's very important. You are losing me as a best friend because there are so many people that are now coming to me, and they're like, Will, will you please be my best friend?

Baby No Money and I are doing a cosplay in just a few days. I know. He had asked me originally to do this no he asked you after he asked me because he was worried I couldn't do it he literally he did tell me like we set it up the cosplay person literally

hit me up and was like what are your sizes I'm getting stuff together and then yesterday he was like hey by the way just want to let you know I'm doing this with Will but you can tag along and I was like okay you were the side bitch the whole time and when i when i got when i was back in he was so elated you should have seen his face i mean i'm excited to see the cosplay i'm excited for you guys but i just want to let you know that you know japan is kind of a gonna be a last stop for you um so if you want to start making an effort and really dial it up,

I have a bunch of hot men who want me as their guy friend. Because they know I'm such a multiplier. Yeah, I've heard about that too. It's true. GGs, I guess. You gave up so easy. This is what I'm talking about.

This is what I'm talking about. 13 years down the drain. He just doesn't have the strength anymore. I don't have the sexual prowess of an Armenian man like BB No Money. I tell you what. I am so excited for our trip to Japan. I am in such a better headspace. I got everything lined up.

He's already been on Japanese Grindr. No. Okay. Come on. You know what I have? Guilty as charged. Okay? Guilty as charged.

I'm a man with needs. Okay? For the past month and a half to two months, myself, March, and Will have been actively setting up events for every single day, multiple events at a time with a Japanese fixer. Meanwhile, Austin has been spending that very valuable time and space- Prophetizing butthole. Figuring out what hotel he can turn into a fuck palace.

First of all, I was very particular about our hotel. And we figured it out. Can you reveal to them the email you sent? It's going to be Cirque de Seguin in Tokyo. So I went through a process of choosing a hotel because I love Tokyo. Japan's very

just a beautiful place. I've only ever stayed at one hotel and it was a magical experience and i was like i i was like looking through all the hotels marsh can i say that we have a travel agent so fear and has a travel agent that was coordinating our travel um well well no yeah they are they they're he was originally my travel agent through my management but now we're all using him which is great that's fine that's normal you on the other hand are mr deals so as mr deals he has to go to places where he has points in yeah he likes to get that well you sure act like it you sure act like you have to do i don't have to and not only do you act like you have to do it you also try to get us on board as well. I didn't. Where you're constantly trying to get us to travel with you.

This is a magical, it was a magical success that I got you guys on board this time. Because I didn't even, I didn't even tell Marsh that this had to happen. I just called him. I was like, hey, I'm going to, I was looking to book somewhere else. It's about 30 minutes away. Totally fine. I'll book with you guys. I even had a reservation at your hotel.

But Marsh threw me a fucking bone. Give it up for Marsh. And he moved the hotel, your guys' hotel, closer to another hotel that I wanted to stay at. Wait. Benedict. Benedict Mauricio. He's going to be mean to Marsh.

No. Leave Marsh alone. That is crazy! He got a better deal, and all of you sign up for Marriott Bonvoy, and you get points. I literally thought that we were going there because it was closer to an area of importance. It is. It's better. It's a better area.

It's a better area. It's closer. Yes, it's a better area, but I also conveniently... Bro, last time we did it in Roppongi Hills, okay? It was literally an hour away from everything. It was still awesome. It's closer. It's more convenient.

I am in a better position. So I chose this hotel because of the better position to be upgraded for the potential- For himself. No, for the potential to have a beautiful view for our podcast. For himself. For his fuck dungeon. Remember? But then-

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not dungeon. Palace. Palace. Fuck palace. Thank Palace. Fuck palace. Thank you. Fuck palace. But it's funny

because he sent an email to the manager of the hotel and was like, Lying and saying that it was going to be his anniversary. Yeah, like,

he was just like... I said I was celebrating my anniversary, which is true. As a homosexual man. Yeah, that was a mistake. I said... What anniversary is it? i said me and my

partner's anniversary um so you know tldr i don't want to get no i want to read the email parts of it at least because you write you write so eloquently you write you have you have like white man speak down okay i don't know how else to describe it. You want me to read it to you? I want it out of your head. What is that group chat name? Degenerates? No. Oh, the F-slur? Come on. Wait, is it the F-slur?

It's just literally... But there's a heart after it. It's just how it works. It's also shortened I feel like I feel like there's a lot of queer people that have group chats

with that name can I be in it I'll rename it at least they spice it up where they're like my beautiful straight with a heart with a heart.

With a heart. I mean, yeah. It's okay. Shortened. So this is what I wrote. And I think, and this is a message to all people. Dude, I'm just going to read it. No, no, I got it. No, I want him to.

All corporate people. Yes. Okay. Wait, hang on, hang on. I'm going to pretend you're calling the front desk. Okay. You want me to read? I'm going to read you the note that I sent.

Moshi Moshi. Moshi Moshi. Hello, this is the front desk of the you want me to read i'm gonna read you the note that i said hello this is the front desk of the mandarin oriental okay but i but i need to but i need to put some things into context i've got really high status with a particular hotel chain and when you have this status with this hotel chain you get a representative that is international like they don't they don't they don't represent the hotel itself yeah this is an american hotel chain uh the representative is like remote and they can advocate for you so i send them an email and i think everybody should um advocate for themselves for the record okay and i i stand by this because corporations will exploit you at every turn oh my god just get to the message hello blank my name is austin and I'm a client of yours as a...

Can I say the brand? Just say Super Platinum member. Member. It is always a pleasure to work with you. Because he flexes in the email. He's like flexing about his Superstar Platinum Omega version package. My partner and I are taking a big adventure to Tokyo, Japan, and we have... That's the best part!

That's the best part! He wrote it like a copywriter wrote that. You write like a gay Martha Stewart. Yeah, and we have chosen to stay at the blank for 10 nights to celebrate our anniversary. I have stayed here once before and I was so impressed by the

fabulous service and accommodation provided by the staff. I know upgrades are not guaranteed, but this is a very special trip that I would kindly ask with whatever power you possess to put in a good word for an upgrade to a suite at the property upon our arrival. Thank you kindly, Austin.

You can never for the rest of your life ever claim Lebanese. What do you mean? You are so Anglo-Saxon with the way that you crafted that message. I think you'd get along with my dad. You got some wasp energy. Did they reply? Yes, she replied.

Not on my watch, homo. She said, number one, I'm going to do my best to accommodate this request. And number two... She said the love hotel down the street. Here's a $200 voucher to go experience a nice dinner in Japan. Oh my God. Play. Yeah.

That means he's not getting the upgrade. You got the $200 voucher instead. No, no, no, no, no. They upgraded me last time I was there. But here's the deal, folks. Yeah, because they didn't know that you were using it as a fuck palace. I want to be clear. Let's let him want to be clear let's let him speak as a leftist somebody who's anti-corporation you should be one of the biggest advocates for consumers like myself and other consumers

to advocate for upgrades and free things i believe that customers deserve freebies. You are a hero. And by the way, that message, very respectful. Yes. It's fantastic. There's no argument there. It's fantastic. I'm just jealous that I would never be able to craft something so eloquent. I want Cutie to say something because we've been talking

so much. Cutie, do you think what I did was wrong? Opinion on that. I don't think you're wrong. What do you mean? You can ask for stuff and not be wrong. What do you think what I did was wrong? Opinion on that. I don't think you're wrong. What do you mean? You can ask for stuff and not be wrong. What do you mean? Anyone can ask for anything.

We don't think you're wrong. Oh, okay. They're just making fun of you. It's just funny that you're the gay Martha Stewart. Yeah. As I go on this big adventure. Yeah. Exploring the bounties of Japan.

Is it a little weird? Is it wrong to like maybe fib just a little bit that it was an abortion? No, you should have been like my child is dying of cancer and his dying wish is to see Tokyo,

the city skyline for all of its glory. From room 2857 in the corner suite. Yeah, it would be very nice or else he's going to die. He's very specific about this request.

He has autism as well. Yeah. Loves trains. Yeah. So, if we... Watches a lot of Hassan Piker.

For the record, this is the room where Hassan was like, Austin, you are looking down at a helipad. So, I'm hoping that we can get that room again.

Yeah, that was pretty sick. For the record, this is for the podcast. Oh, dude. Are you sure they're going to want to, like, film the podcast there? Why didn't I'm hoping that we can get that room again. Yeah, that was pretty sick. And for the record, this is for the podcast. Oh, dude. Are you sure they're going to want to film the podcast there? Why didn't I think of that? It's for the podcast. Hey, guys, I'm not going to use it as a fuck palace. Come on.

Remember when we were for the podcast? At least air it out before you get there. Listen, I've never wanted to say a slur as bad as when you went, and I'm not going to use it as a fuck palace. Look, he's still smushing it as a fuck palace. Look. He's still smushing it. He's still doing it.

I love you so much. I'm so excited. Just come. We can bring Maya with us. She's already half. You can go to Japan even if you're not half Japanese. She's half Japanese? What did you think she was?

Oh my god, her name makes... I didn't even know she... Austin doesn't see color. Oh my God, can I... Her name makes sense. Wait, do you think she would be mad at me? What are you... What?

Why? I don't know. Was that offensive? Did you think she was Latina? No, I didn't think she was anything. What did you think she was? I thought she was her. You cannot claim being Lebanese and then look at Maya and say she's nothing.

What did you think Maya was? I didn't perceive her ethnicity. Maya Higa, what did that say to you? I don't know. You thought she was a big Ryan Higa fan? No, you know. It's a fake laughing. I didn't even perceive her ethnicity.

I just saw her as a human being. Wow, that's beautiful. You're fucking. You're brave. I'm voting for you. I didn't go, wow, Maya, who is Japanese. I went, Maya, who is a human being, who's having a human experience. It would be nice to know about her background a little bit if you're a real one.

You make us a better person. If she wanted to share her background, I listen she has on many occasions well she hasn't she's gone and visited her grandparents in japan right i don't even work in all of them i'm not mistaken i don't know he's dunking all over you i don't know geography and i support that and how dare you speak on her behalf are you japanese circles around you doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of loving you. Except, I don't

got a bad case of that. But Hassan has a sinus infection and he doesn't know where to find a doctor. Where will I find a doctor, Austin? ZocDoc! ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors

and click instantly to book an appointment. Now, cutie, you ever go to the doctor? I was thinking Hasan should go to the ugly doctor. That's true. And you gotta hope that he's not out of network. Because that sucks. Sometimes he goes visit the ugly doctor.

You should go to the ugly doctor, but you should find it in network on ZocDoc. That's right. And you gotta use it. You gotta use ZocDoc. All right? So folks,

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Production note, play. Bad case of loving you. Well, that's awesome. I love that she said that. Okay, so back to you coming to Japan. Uh-huh. I don't want to go you do no no you do you're letting your fears dictate your future i don't like leaving my house it's not a taylor

so song yeah what about you stole my scarf yeah that's a taylor's that's not how it goes that is yeah you stole my scarf in tokyo you stole it no it's like you're stealing our scar what if taylor was there i don't care what if taylor was there and was like i need a best yes you fucking do i need you guys don't even sometimes i think you guys don't even know me to be honest you need this energy in your life you need just some male energy to be like shut up get in the plane come have fun yeah that's true you can stay in our room i don't want to because you are a vibrant amazing creative wonderful person who's nice to be around but you need not that nice golden retrievers just jumping in your bathtub splashing around going hey have some have some fun. Yeah.

Not in Japan. Oh my god! You pissed off Kaya, too. She's mad. She's already upset because she can't go. I know. She really wants to go. Alright, we won't bully you anymore, but I just thought I'd try at least one more time. Yeah, I like that you tried. One thing this may convince you. Would you just tranq her?

Yeah, we could just tranq her like a rhino. You can't just say you're going to drug me. Also, don't call me a rhino. You would need way less tranquilizer than a rhino. I feel like it would be weird if we gave you in your drink, but if I shoot you, then it's not sexual. There's no... If we shoot you, it's like you're a precious wildlife.

No, yeah. There's no... It's not getting lost in confusion you know I don't want to spike your drink I want to take you out with a rifle yeah like you're in the Serengeti in your natural habitat

eating with my family losing a bronze league of legends game and all of a sudden the whole chat would be like it's okay cutie it's okay she's gonna say that would be sick though think about that you wouldn't have even experienced the flight i'd hate it i'd hate it you wouldn't even know as soon as i got there i'd be like where's my dog once the narcan i want to go home you back cutie cutie would be so afraid to fly back because she

would just it just i'd have to start a new life expatriate okay that'd be kind of sick though start a new life i'd make i'd learn a new language i know ludwig would love that he'd be like oh i guess i have to go to japan now how about a boat cutie mononoke i don't want to go boat i'll get there someday just give me a bit i'm warming up i working it. I feel like as you get older, you're going to get more affixed in your just day-to-day stuff. Why did all these planes start falling after I flew? No. They did.

No. That one literally ran into a wall. There has not been a fatal accident in the United States of a commercial aircraft since We were flying to Japan. No, of an American airline since 2009. What airline are you on? An American airline. I'm on a Japanese one.

That's what I thought! Hold on, last fatal crash of a Japanese airline? Let me see. They're also remarkably serious. They're incredibly... When did Air Singapore have its last fatal crash? Crash... Ever? No, there's no way.

It's never. 1967. Bad year. Bad year. Bad year for Japan. 2000. That was Singapore. Also, the last one. They crashed into construction equipment.

This shouldn't happen. There was everywhere. You could move it. You could move construction equipment. Clearly, they didn't. They didn't. That's crazy. Okay. Well, in any case, so you're coming to Japan with us.

Yes. Yeah. No, it's fine. You guys are going to have so much fun. I've already cleared it. There's no construction equipment. I can't wait to hear you guys. I can't wait to hear the stories.

You know what I'm really excited about that the United States needs to fix? Bidet's everywhere in Japan. Oh, I am so fucking stoked to just have just your asshole just oh sometimes when i was in japan last time i would just go sit on the toilet yeah because oh damn oh that makes sense oh my, my God. But we're going to have our trank guns from Kitty Cinderella, so we should be okay. Yeah. Aside from Japan, there's a lot of other stuff going on in the world. Yes, there is.

So we're very excited, though. And I think, what, I guess next episode, is that going to be in Japan? Yeah. Yes, it will be. I believe we're going to be watching playoff football. Yeah, that's right. We are. I didn't even realize how close we are to actually leaving.

Come to New Orleans with me afterward. Dude, I might actually take Marsh with me to Gaza. Oh. Gaza? Yeah. Marsh, you can say no. I already asked him. He said yes.

Marsh, are you serious? Look. I'm not going to Gaza. I was not asking you to go to Gaza. Okay, well, if I did want to go to Gaza. I don't. There's no way. You don't want to go to Japan.

Why would you go to Gaza? Well, I don't like that I'm not invited now. You know what? You're not invited to Japan either. I do kind of have a little bit of FOMO, Cutie and I both. We want to go to Gaza. We want to be invited.

Okay, well, it's not like a fun trip. Why did you say it like it was a designer brand? I want to go to Gaza. I mean, if we, you know, I'm working on it right now, but who knows what will happen. Hasan, is it dangerous? Yes. Why are you going? I don't want to go.

I'm worried about you. No, you should go. And Marsh. Why did you say it like that? Well, now that I've heard that it's dangerous. That's crazy. Seriously, you should consider alternatives. I also was maybe...

I might just do a last second flight to the inauguration, but I haven't figured that out either. Wait, how are you going to do that if you're going to Tokyo? That's why I'm saying that's the big problem with my flight to Japan is that the inauguration is right before. When's the inauguration? January 20th. J20, baby, show up. This is our last podcast. inauguration is right before so when's the inauguration uh january 20th j20 baby this is

our last podcast well today when it gets released uh donald trump will be president of the united states right or almost very excited well i mean he's done a great job my goat my goat my king he's gonna save tiktok he's gonna do a ceasefire that's right we're on the Trump train, baby. Trump train. Do you think he's going to make all the billionaires pay? Pay what? I don't know. Money to him? Joe Biden was like, the billionaires are crazy. Bye. Yeah.

He's like, somebody should do something about these guys. Not me, though. I'm out. That was a lot of... I do like that about Joe Biden, how there was mass shootings, and he was like, somebody's got to do something. By the way, I brought a very special America me. Something very special. I brought a special girly pop nation.

Okay. This is going to be a fun day. He already knows what I'm going to say. America me up. Fireworks. Abraham Lincoln. Laser. eye beams fly out. Some famous Russian leader head explodes. And then blurred out dildo randomly.

Oh, okay. With fireworks coming out of the... No wrong answers. But blurred. What? America me up, baby. Let him express himself. Okay, America me up.

He already knows this story, but I don't know if you guys have looked at this yet. So speaking of billionaires in this country, there is one billionaire that has become the focus of so much media attention from all angles and for good reasons, bad reasons, and other. And that billionaire is Elon Musk, obviously. And one of his feathers in his cap claims to fame is that Elon Musk is apparently one of the best gamers on the planet.

Have you heard anything about this? No. Okay. So Elon Musk was top of ladder for like multiple games that are very highly traffic games, Diablo path of exile. And, um,

he is on a ladder with people that like will literally play 17, 18 hours every day at the highest level. Endless. Pause. Is my, like, is someone in my house? Is your mom here?

I don't think so I did just hear a toilet flush I'm gonna Oh my gosh I hope it's a ghost I hope it's What's it called when someone lives in the wall? I hope it's a frogger What are they called?

There's water I did hear footsteps Austin's on it I hope it's a frogger. What are they called? There's water. I did hear footsteps. Austin's on it. I'm going to go. Wait, hold on a second. This is great. We're going to keep this in if it's not bad. I will not be checking.

I will not be checking. I will not be checking. If someone was hiding in the house, they just had to flush during a podcast, very brave. They should be invited and join us on the podcast. Hasan, if they're here, invite them to the podcast. Just fart?

No, I think I heard it. While investigating the situation. I think I heard a door open, like a sliding glass door. Oh, it's his mom. It's his mom. Then they are now screaming at each other for those audio listeners. It was a very loud Turkish conversation.

She said, you scared me. And he said, you scared me. I almost ran out the house. I heard something loud. You were going to run out the house? All right. Well, I guess we're not pausing. No, it sounds like there's six people.

For those of you at home, it's Hassan's mom. You didn't even take anything with you. What were you going to do? Use my freaking guns. No, I walk upstairs. My mom never told me that she was in the house. I have no idea when she snuck in. She has her

headphones in. I walk into the room. She goes, huh? I was like, I'm scared. You scared me. Why don't you check your phone? I'll text you. Back to America. We're turning to America. Just cue the dildo. As a marcator.

Okay, so he is top of these ladders for these games that are extremely competitive. Diablo 4, Path of Exile 2. Okay. Right. So this was kind of like a wow moment for a lot of people. A lot of very famous pundits and people spoke about it. It became a news topic. Like, wow, what can't Elon Musk do?

Okay. Elon Musk decided to play Path of Exile. No, baby. Play Path of Exile live on stream. What? Where did he stream it? Oh, on X. Yeah, and while he was playing, essentially to truncate this explanation,

players that play the game a lot looked at what he was doing and they were like no earthly chance is this person as good as his rank indicates so now there is compelling evidence it's not confirmed these are and i don't know i will say it's 100 confirmed i do not know path of exile well enough but the people people who do are asserting this, that Elon Musk doesn't play the game at that top level, doesn't even play the game at a competitive level at all,

and has paid potentially a large team of people to artificially boost him up the leaderboards in these games that he claims to be really good at. And then it begs the question, if this is true, why do this? I have so many. No, here's the thing. Why do it in the first place?

Well, there's that. You're the richest man. Here's a couple of things that we have to add on. Okay. Number one, he didn't just play Path of Exile and Hardcore difficulty, which is a very difficult game to begin with, right? He played it at the hardest difficulty on Hardcore,

where when your character dies, you lose your character. You go to soft core mode, which is, you know, irrelevant and not competitive. And doesn't show full nipple. He didn't just boost his account to, like, get to, I don't know, the top 500, which would be pretty impressive right side note i did this for the same game diablo yeah i was one of the first people in

hardcore to hit level 100 just for reference i game for a living it took all my time and when i finished i like cried because it was so demanding on my body. You weren't doing the podcast during that time. Yes. Yeah. Where you were just like, it was so demanding on my psyche to get where he was. And he's doing this on top of apparently being on Musk. Yeah.

Yeah. So, so, but for path of exile, it's even more difficult, right? In order to get to where he was, which was number seven on the planet,

like in the top 10, in order to get there. he was, which was number seven on the planet, like in the top 10, in order to get there, and there's API tools that can track every account. And especially if you're in the top 10, people are constantly tracking you. Even if you're not Elon Musk, they figured out that he was one, virtually online, almost 24 hours of the day. And two, he was online through asian servers almost all of that time so either elon musk was using a vpn to log into asian servers and also simultaneously gaming for virtually almost 24 hours out of the day uh which would require which would make it like

the ping would be so insane that it's like impossible to do from the united states of america or he hired a team of farmers and very good farmers but again this is all alleged but i think more importantly is the question the question as to why does a man who has who has so many accolades like it or not need this i think this is a thin-skinned man okay well yeah hold on i think i think elon musk strikes me as somebody who is incredibly insecure and seeks the validation of a particular group of people or people that um he never could get the validation of before because he's a fucking loser and always was a loser. Okay, well, we're just launching in.

Is that wrong to say? No, you're 100% correct. And he could never get the validation of those people. And therefore, he continues to seek that validation no matter how much money he has or how much success he has because nothing can be more valuable than the validation and being cool amongst that group of people. Yeah. And the best part about it is that this group of people, I would say, especially because like the expose was original or initially done by Quinn,

Quinn 69 is a path of exile streamer. He is Quinn lives the game. He's a very vibrant character. Let's just say, um, and he was a massive Elon fan until this very moment when he realized like oh my god he's just this is charlatan he's just lying like he it's funny because he could have just paid someone like he wasn't showing his hands he could have just paid someone to play for him no because he was speaking about like certain items

and stuff i don't know if it's i don't know if it's validation to the point of him needing a specific group. I think it also harkens to like, Elon needs people to think he's the smartest guy in the room all the time. Yeah. I bet I know more about cakes than him. That's probably true. Bozo. I think if he did in fact fact, pay for this boosting, which I don't know.

I can't confirm. I don't know the game. Bro's talking like he's going to sue you, man. I'm just giving you my take. I'm just saying allegedly. I don't know the game well enough. Bozo. I've never played Path of Exile.

Diablo, I would have a better frame of reference. Path of Exile, I've never played the game. If he did do this, is it something that he viewed as like oh wow this is something impossibly different difficult for this minute it's it's like it's almost a very calculated way on how you build a legend right like when you hear stories about like uh bo jackson's athleticism right like when he would go do a different sport and do it like perfect and you build this legend of like an adonis how do you do the same thing for like a smart person like a pharaoh billionaire this feels very calculated

this is bo jackson is like that's what i'm saying he is he has athletic prowess elon doesn't and that's the problem and uh what's really funny about it is that, like, in third grade, I learned this lesson that if I'm supposed to cheat on a test, I'm not going to get 100 on that test that I'm cheating on. You've got to get. You're saying he should have gone bottom of the top 100. Yeah, you've got to get 85 at least. So you just kind of, like, sneak it in there. If you're getting a D normally, don't shoot up to an A+. That's stupid as fuck, which to me, once again, solidifies the take that I've had in perpetuity that he's such a dumbass

and he exhibits so much hubris that he thought people would actually believe him that he was one of- Well, they did. They did. 100% until the evidence. No, everyone- Initially, every single- Dude, there were articles being written about like investigations from

like verge.com about like, who is the botter? Peace and love. I don't think like the general audience was reading verge.com with peace and love. There were definitely people. I don't peace and love you verge. No, there are definitely a lot of normies who don't play video games that like, yeah, there were a lot of normies who don't play video games. We're like, damn, this guy's such a super genius. Joe Rogan was like the one who was like play video games. That's what I'm talking about. There were a lot of normies who don't play video games who were like, damn, this guy is such a super genius.

Joe Rogan was like the one who was like really billing him as being like a phenomenal gamer. Because last time Joe Rogan played games it was like on, you know, dial up, dude. He's a quake guy. That's what I'm talking about though where like the general audience

did believe this. There were people that were experts in the community that thought it was hokum, but... Cutie. I'm sick and tired of working for people. I'm sick and tired of

working for people, too. What do you think we should do about it, Will? Beat Cutie Cinderella? No! No, no, no. We should just go to Shopify and start our businesses right now. I thought you left. I've been here the whole time.

Thanks for not hitting me. I'm the only one here that actually uses Shopify for all of my actual e-commerce. So that's right. I'm very familiar with this product that we're currently telling people to sign off on. Tell us about it. It's a new year and new opportunities to expand your business online. You can get your store running easily with thousands of customizable templates, no coding or hardware issues, things that you've got to do because all you do is drag and drop,

cutie. You're right. Absolutely. It's that simple. Established in 2025 has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Yes. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash fear, all lowercase. Go to Shopify.com slash fear to start selling with Shopify today.

Shopify. That's right. Shopify.com slash fear. Shopify. So why did Aspen Gold and and Elon Musk in a fight? Great question. And this is where America Me Up turns into our backyard.

Friend of the show Asmongold whose opinions we 100% agree with. I don't know. Sometimes he says some questionable things about women. Does he like gay people? I don't know. Asmongold has no problem with gays. He likes gay men because they're not women.

I'm just kidding. I think he likes women that he can date. It was a joke. He also is a long-term advocate on hoflation. Which I agree with. That's a totally separate point. But in any case, we agree with everything

Asmongold says. So Asmongold is an interesting figure in this space because he's a gamer, capital G hard R. And he also happens to be someone who Elon Musk follows. What? And Elon Musk has apparently even communicated with at times. Okay, girly pops. I was wondering, Asmongold, you have all the time in your eight to ten hours of reacting a day to talk about whatever, I don't know, whatever new video game that's coming out that doesn't have a fappable main female character. How come you haven't watched Quinn's video?

Because it's right in your wheelhouse. Why have you not talked about Elon Musk definitely cheating? This is right in your wheelhouse, Asmongold. We need to hear your commentary. Because they're friends. That's what a lot of people said. And then people started speculating. The speculation started brewing. Is Asmund

Gold actually hiding the truth about Elon Musk? Why is he too afraid to talk about it? And ultimately, it landed on Asmund Gold's Reddit. And when it landed on Asmund Gold's subreddit, Asmund Gold had no other option but to cover it. So he did. Cover it, he did. He watched the Quinn video. And in the process, he did. He watched the Quinn video.

And in the process, he obviously came to the same conclusion. Has Asmongold ever played Path of Exile? Yeah. Okay. Of course. I mean, look at him. Come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That man plays games. Okay? That man plays games. That's a gamer. Okay? Say anything you want about him, he plays games for sure. And he's knowledgeable.

This is in his wheelhouse, right? So we came to that same conclusion that everyone else did, which was that he was definitely cheating. So he tweeted out, if Elon Musk improved that he played Path of Exile on his own account, like 100% give like proof. Has been tweeted this? I will stream on X.

Oh. Elon Musk, of course, saw this and got very upset because he's the most thin-skinned person on the planet and that led to elon musk soft blocking asmongold last night while asmongold was live pull it up march you can pull it up on lsm if you want and and all And all hell broke loose. What? But they're buddies. It didn't end there. Not only did Elon Musk actually soft block the process of blocking and unblocking someone so that they unfollow you as well. That's not nice, Elon. Not only did he do that to Asmongold, Asmongold also seemingly lost one of his check marks. He had like something verifying that he was, I don't know. i forget what it is he he lost like some sort of verification in the process

everyone thought what a thin-skinned guy this elon musk is but it didn't end there another random dick writer of elon made this like long and you know well thought out youtube video about how uh it's actually perfectly valid that el Musk had played this Path of Exile 2 account, actually, personally, because this guy was just so desperate for a crumb of cloud and attention from our holy lord and emperor, Elon. Elon replied to him saying something along the lines of, well, Asmongold is actually a great caustic commentator, but honestly, he just doesn't know what he's talking about

when it comes to video games or whatever and and also then subsequently claimed that asmongold was actually beholden to his editors that he had his own bosses that were telling him what to say part of this is because elon musk is 53 years old in the process he leaked the conversation between him and asmongold where asmongold was saying like, oh, well, I have editors. These are my editors. I usually get them to clip my videos and whatever. And I would talk to them if we were to potentially start posting videos on Twitter. Right.

While back in November 2024. Elon, being 53 years old, thought editors meant editorial control, like in The New York Times or something, like in a managerial position and not video editors. So he basically exposed himself for being an absolute dumbass once again, and also leaked the conversation that he had with Asmogold, the private conversation that he had with Asmogold on his own website. Oh my God. So after all this information. On his own website.

Yeah. He said, Asmogold behaves like a maverick independent, but in reality, he has to ask his boss for permission before he can do anything. He is not his own man. That's the funniest interpretation of having editors.

Yeah. I'm going to see if my editors might want to take a second account before I even share. Who are these mysterious editors? These two guys, they basically run my entire YouTube account, lol.

That's so funny. Interesting. Yeah. So basically, that's so funny. Click on the one where he says found out that the billionaire unfollowed him. So wonderful story overall. I love it. It's fantastic. It's great.

Let him fight. You know, that's my attitude here. It's great. Assume you know that's my attitude here it's great assume that if since i am not following him either right now um i would assume that he soft blocked me which means that he probably blocked me and then unblocked me which made it to where i don't follow him okay pause he also doesn't which one of you dirty motherfuckers just burped? That was one of the most caustic things I've ever smelled. Was it you? I see his face.

Jesus. Oh my God. I'm scared. I don't want it to come over here. That was like smelling salt. All right. Follow me. I will have to.

Get away, demons. The last time that happened to me was with an angry ex-girlfriend. That's so funny. Yeah. Wow. Anyway, that's the America me up. Yeah. Lot involved there.

Oh my gosh. They're fighting. The girls are fighting. By the way, he loves gay people. I was, yeah, I think, I think it is. There's nothing wrong. I think the, the interesting thing though, is there's nothing wrong i think the the interesting thing though is like it's kind of like the emperor's new it feels like the emperor's new clothes

right where it's like this guy who has everything needs one more thing and in the pursuit of having it he appears naked in front of an audience that he like really was coveting i feel like it's like the closest thing that he can get validation from. He's not going to get validation from athletes. But why not? He could just go buy a sport team. He could go buy

the Jets tomorrow. He doesn't have the charisma. Do you really want that? I feel like over Woody Johnson, I love you, Brick. I love you. If you see this, I know you watch a lot of social media. For your franchise, you want Elon to do the Twitter treatment. I just want to win, man.

Elon's about to do the Twitter treatment to your franchise. It's going to be somehow magical. If Elon can pay Chinese level boosters to fix the New York Jets, I'm with it. Yeah, I wish it worked like that. I'll be honest. If he could win the Vikings at Super Bowl, I'd let him be I'm with it. Yeah. Yeah, I wish it worked. I'll be honest. Whatever he, if he could win the Vikings at Super Bowl, I'd let him be a part of it.

Oh. Some additional news. Oh. This is kind of like in the vein of Girly Pop Nation slash Fear N, but the boys made it to Girly Pop Nation, and one of the biggest Girly Pop Nation advocates, Kim Kardashian, posted me on her Instagram story. Damn.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Because you need to get her on the podcast. Well, also, I don't know if, respectfully, I don't know if Kim is Girly Pop Nation. Gatekeeping. Yeah. I'm sorry. Listen, Girly Pop Nation, we accept everyone,

but Kim is kind of like her own nation. Kim Nation. Envy is a bad color. It's not envy. The one time I thought I would make inroads. No, no, no, sorry. This is exciting, though. Congrats.

The one time I thought I would make inroads with cutie Cinderella, she just had to shoot me down. No, no, no. It's cool. It's cool. We like it. That's why we just have to trank this bitch. I don't know if he understands what Girly Pop Nation is.

It's not necessarily just one girly. It's kind of like... Girly Pop Nation would address maybe the tea of Kim Kardashian, but that's not really tea that she reposted. But it's cool. So what did she do? What did she repost? She is absolutely cutting your guts out right now. No, no, no. It's cool, though. I'm really proud of you. it's like cool so what did she do what did she repost absolutely cutting your guts

out right now i'm no no it's cool though i'm really proud of you that's cool that's cool what did she post that he was interviewing um incarcerated incarcerated wildfires that was really cool it was cool that you did that i guess not enough for cutie, did you like... Did she follow you? No. Oh. She didn't even tag me. Oh. Does she know who you are? Okay, girly pop czar. Girly pop fascist. Give us your girly pop story.

I don't know what fascist means, but I'm sure I like that. Okay, Aiden Ross, what's your girly pop nation story? What? Why am I Aiden Ross? Just keep going. He also doesn't know what fascism is. It's alright, they won't cancel it for it. Aiden Ross? What's your girlypop nation story? What? Why am I Aiden Ross? Just keep going. He also doesn't know what fascism is. It's alright. They won't care.

Okay. I have a fun game for everybody. Okay. Are you ready? Welcome to my game show. Who wants to be a girlypop? I do. I knew it. Welcome. This is going so viral on red note

okay our new app xiao hong shu red book xiao hong shu I don't know xiao hong shu xiao hong shu

he's butchering it I'm sure no I'm not I don't want to repeat it I feel like that's what I'm saying xiao hong shu xiao hong shu

xiao hong shu xiao hong shu xiao hong shu we're all in this together. Come on. Be on the main page. It's like when Agent was here. He was telling me to say stuff.

Xiao Hongshu. Xiao Hongshu. No. Xiao Hongshu. Red note. Xiao Hongshu. I got to pull up my dog. Xiao Hongshu.

That's crazy. Xiao Hongshu. Okay. We're going to see who our biggest ally is. Xu Xu. Okay. Oh, it signed me out. What the heck?

Xiao Hongshu. One second. I have to sign back in. Biggest ally for what? For Girly Pop Nation. I'm glad you guys signed out. Really? Yes. The People's Republic of China still stands strong. I'm going to go around.

Each person gets a question. Each of you get three questions. Whoever at the end has the most points wins. Easy. Okay. Easy. All right. Easy. Okay.

We are going to start with Hasan. Sure. Hasan, what is a waterline? A what? A what? A waterline. Nope. I want to steal.

No. No stealing. Bitch, I get to steal. You have to give me an answer. We'll just see if you're right we'll just see if he's right you don't know shit it's when it's when eddie's happen like when the water hits a rock no when it comes to women women it's like a girl thing wait what wait i didn't know this was girl related wait. What do you mean? Wait, hold on. Hermione, chill.

Water line. I think it's when girls get really thirsty and need to drink a water in one single file rotation. In a single file line. Where at? Stop, he's doing incredible. At, uh... Stop, he's doing incredible. Cheerleading practice.

More than one spot. At law school, because women can be lawyers too. Massive. Congratulations. That's right. No, no, no. A waterline Uh huh Is a makeup term

What does it mean? I believe it is the line along your eye When you're doing your eyeliner Okay one point to one Why did you lie to me? I am girly pot You see these arms? That's girly pot

It's not your turn It goes to Will now It goes to Will now It's easy Can we steal? No. I did. You didn't get a point.

Neither one of you knew. I'm the girly pop guy. You didn't get a point. It does not have a word. I'll show you who's girly pop. Okay. What is You're picking the hardest ones. Showing you who's girly ball. Okay. What is...

You're picking the hardest ones. Make him spell something. I'm not going to do that. You're picking the hardest ones. I'm dyslexic, so I'm trying to remember how to say this correctly. No, you're scanning the page. Okay, fine. I'll skip that one. No! Give him the hard one.

Give it to me. What is a peplum? Wait, what was the question? That was not the one you were going to give me. No, it was. It's not. But it's a new one. Wait, I want the one you were going to give me. It's too late. No. It's too late. No, no. I know. I know what it is.

I know what it is. You can steal it. Is that my question? What is peplum? What is a peplum? A peplum. I don't think you're saying it right. I am saying it right. Steal it. Is that my question? What is peplum? What is a peplum? A peplum. Peplum. I don't think you're saying it right. I am saying it right. Are you saying it right?

What do you think I'm saying? Spell it. E-E-P-L-U-M. Peplum. Okay. I was thinking of something different. You're right. What is peplum?

What is a peplum? I'm definitely failing this quiz okay do girls have like a different way yes they do a peplum can you use it in a sentence please that's too much

I wanted to buy that cute peplum that's too much context easy easy peplum. That's too much context. Easy. Easy. Or waterline. Easy. Peplum. Can I get a country of origin?

I don't know. Peplum. P-E-P-L-I-M? U-M. U-M. Peplum. Peplum is a small umbrella. Way to go.

There's no way. Okay, not it. No. What is it? Why do you fuck with us like that? What is it? It's a type of silhouette of a shirt or a dress. Oh my God, there's no way.

Give me mine. Okay. Give him. There ain't no way I'm getting this. Okay. There's no way. I don't know anything about girls. Okay, Austin. What is a money piece?

Oh, I know this one. I know this one. A money piece. I know this one. Believe me, I know what a money piece is. I actually know what it is. Leave him alone. Let him do it. is a item in a girly pops wardrobe that uh it like it like shows that you have money okay

like a piece of if you had a money piece what would you have it uh like i don't know for example like i don't really wear a lot of things that are expensive um i'm not so like a gucci necklace okay he i don't think you got it fully right. I mean, but it doesn't have to be expensive. No, I thought it was like, it's like flashy, like a good piece. Yeah, but that's what I mean. No, you said it shows money. What is it?

Who's right? Give me a point. Just say if either of them are correct or not. No. Okay. I actually have a take on this. Okay. I think. What? You keep thinking that i thought i was correct okay i'm gonna go for something here okay i could

be totally wrong okay money piece is your face isn't it you're closer no i don't think it is marsh just yelled at the sugar daddy it's not sugar daddy i think money piece is like there's something to do with your face. Is it, is it just like your, your accentuated quality that is like what, what makes you pop stand out? Yeah.

It's like your, your money asset, right? Your eyes or like your nose. It's the front hair. It's the front hair. The women die. I knew that.

Fuck. Door's open. Door's open. Door's open. Sorry. All right. They heard it. They, the, the... Zero, zero, one.

Oh, no! Back to Hassan. Yes! No! Yes! No! I am the girly pop right now. Can I, can I go back to me?

No, it's this part. You can steal. Dude, I knew the money piece. You can steal. I don't know anything. I knew, I knew that. Did you know the money piece? I actually knew the money piece.

I said it had something to do with the face. Okay. It's like slut bangs or whatever. Slut strands. All right. Hassan. What is a fly away?

Oh, hair. But like what? When you got little tangles so easy okay all right sorry maybe i gave you okay i even gave you a separate girly pop nation term for money piece what i said uh slut strand no one calls them that no it's like when you're when when girly pops when they go out and they snowboard. I saw this on TikTok. No, slut strand, that's different.

Money pieces is when you dye it a lighter color. Slut strands are when you pull it out. I knew it. I sandwich. Different, but close. 1-1-0. No, you're 0. I'm 1. You didn't get peplum. I stole. You did not get peplum. You're 0. You're cheating. They're't get peplum. I stole. You did not get peplum. Shut up. You're zero.

You're cheating. Okay. They're going to win. Guy is looking at us embarrassed. You're going to do good. They're going to win. Okay. When I...

Who's this for? Austin is so... Fly away was, by the way, the easiest one. Sorry. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Sorry.

I just knew it. Will. I'm going to lose. What is desitin? It's so easy. Come on. desitin? It's so easy. Come on. Desitin? Yes.

With an N, right? D-E-S-I-T-I-N. Yeah. It's got to be a supplement. Is that your final answer? What do you think it's a supplement for? Oh, skin? It's eczema medication.

Oh, I got it. No. No, it's for your vagina. It's eczema medication. Oh, I got it. No. No, it's for your vagina. It's baby rash cream. I mean, it could be for... It's for your skin. It's for a baby's butt. Is this something for skin? I was close.

Wait a minute. That is not a supplement. No, I don't count. Yes, it is. That's a reach. Zero points. This is dog shit. That's a reach.

Zero point for Will. He's not Girly Pop Nation. Wait a minute how is me saying that it is a yes it's like something you ingest you you're you're robbing me no you're giving you you've plotted so that he will win the attractive one i don't want him to win, for the record. So that you can make more views. He is my least favorite. You're keeping the gay one and the funny one down. Okay. All right. Okay.

Wow. He's really mad. Okay. Toxic. I just had a point stolen from me in open air. Austin. Yeah? What is shellac? Oh, it's the nail thing the nail

stuff it's like a when you get your when you get shellac it's a nail it's a particular polish you put it you put the fucking thing under the goddamn fucking thing shellac he's right fucking put the shellac he's even right. Even race. One, one, one. One, one, well, zero. Final round. It's one, one, one. And it should be two because I said it was a skin product. It is tied. I'm going to win.

Okay, Hasan, you tell me. What are wispies? Oh, fuck. You just asked me. It's like, aren't wispies the same shit as the flyaways, like the strands? If not, it might be when you see random stuff flying around in your eyes and in your field of vision. That's not only girly pop.

It's either. You're telling me men have eyes? Yeah. I mean, it's either. Yeah. It's either just like little hair strands or is it peach fuzz maybe? No, it's got to be like little hair strands again, but that's the same on metagaming. He's answered three different fucking answers.

No, because I'm metagaming. Because I already gave you the- I said a fucking skin product for a skin product. Okay. Whispies. You got a commercial product, commercial product are you happy with your final answer what is it wispies wispies i'm gonna go with i'm gonna go with fuck i can't say hair strands again that's like i already said it that that doesn't count i'm gonna go with like hair that you can't say hair strands again. I already said it. That doesn't count. I'm going to go with hair that you haven't taken care of in an area where

it's not supposed to be growing. They're a type of eyelashes. Wait, I could have gotten that. Really? Yes. Got a lot of steel. Okay, I'm sorry. Will's only point is from stealing. Yes yes because i'm

i'm a sort of like a girly pop okay you haven't won yet just wait if you don't get this wrong and i get it right my last one so i'm out like or no do we go into overtime we're going to overtime we'll go into okay so devastating um will yeah what is i'm trying to find one as equally as hard as i've never been so invested equally as equally as wispy yeah if you knew wispy's and i have been getting pharmaceutical terms okay i've been getting the silhouette of a dress that That's easy. What is LBD? Easy. Okay.

Easy. So easy. Just say it. Just say it. Say what comes to mind then. It's so easy. It's so goddamn it's so clear you just sounded out come on fucking acronym gave me a fucking acronym you bitch i never complained to the referee i'm just gonna say okay i'm gonna go lower body discomfort

why are you laughing march no what is it it's a little black dress oh you gotta get your lbd fuck off. Dude, that was actually Austin's show. You know what? You know what? You get half a point for that. Yeah. That was heroic. I was assassinated. That was heroic. Cutie Cinderella has assassinated me. You got technically three hints. For the win, Austin's show.

That was heroic. Three hints. For the win, Austin's show. You are absurd. To be put into Girly Pop Nation, Austin's show for the win. Okay. are absurd to be put into girly pop nation Austin show for the win okay

here we go Austin I will give you this win if the two of us don't know it no bullshit that's not how it works you're making up

you're adding you're moving the gopher I was assassinated LBD is not even your wife shellac everybody knows what fucking shellac is

excuse you alright fly away Hassan didn't know what a shellac everybody knows what fucking shellac is excuse you flyaways Hassan didn't know what a shellac was no I did you got to steal a point question Austin please tell me

the sizes that tampons come in this is DEI bullshit this is DEI bullshit. This is DEI bullshit. Yeah, it's bullshit. All right. Now everybody knows that tampons come in various sizes. He doesn't know.

Wait, can we steal this? Hold on. No, no, excuse me. First of all, when was the last time you bought a tampon? Like last week. When was the last time you bought a tampon? A couple months ago. When was the last time you bought a tampon? Like last week. When was the last time you bought a tampon? A couple months ago.

When was the last time you bought a tampon? Like last week. I have never... Did you just ask Cutie when she bought a fucking tampon? I have periods. She has a pussy. I bleed all the time. I know and we respect your pussy.

Thank you. I don't think you have the pussy pass. I don't. Wait, I can't say it. You sound weird when you say it. Okay, I can't say it. Regardless, when you you say it. Okay, I can't say it. Regardless, when you buy a tampon, you got to say, what size pussy, Michael? I have never bought a tampon.

It could be really simple. Okay. Obviously. Small, medium, large. Got it. Final answer? Final answer. Fucking got it.

No. What? They use Starbucks sizes. What? Venti. Wait. What? They use Starbucks sizes. What? Venti. Wait. Small, medium, large? Gordita.

What? Crunch. Light, regular, super. No, I don't. Cutie! We're going into overtime. We're not doing steals. I was about to say.

We said no steals. Wait. When did we say no steals? Small, medium, large wasn't the answer? No. I mean it's the same idea. I would have won because he doesn't know it. I thought it was based off of Flo.

She doesn't know that yet! So what would you say, Heavy Flo? I was assassinated. I have been assassinated by my peers. You're not assassinated! So what is it? I am Nelson Mandela. It's Light Regular Super.

Can you explain to me? Wait, what the fuck? That's flow. What do you think light, regular, super is? What were you going to say? What do you mean by flow? Heavy flow? That's what I was going to say.

No, it's super. It's not heavy. What do you think super implies? Okay, hold on. It's by amount of grams of blood it can hold. How do you know what to buy? What do you think flow is? You have a pussy.

How much your pussy is bleeding? Oh my God. Is it like a feel type thing? What the fuck? Yeah, you can just feel it out. It's how much grams of blood is coming out of your vagina. Okay, am I wrong? She's got a heavy flow.

What? Hold on. Does it depend on the cycle? Like, are some cycles a little bit more flowy? Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. Very interesting.

That's crazy that you were so ready to rob both of us men from the greatness of early bottom. We beat your goddamn DEI Canada. You gave him an easy one. I thought it was a one-size-fits-all type thing. Yeah, I figured. He thought that. You just jammed

some cotton up there. Do you know, it's like condoms, right? Sure. This is completely different. Go on. Hold on. It has nothing to do with condoms.

I just want to talk about condoms. Condoms is also based off a flaw. How big your room is. I was told this myth that all condoms like were large. Like when they said large, they just wanted everybody

to feel like they had a large penis. Oh, yeah. So I bought like extra large condoms one time. And you were wearing a sleeping bag. Yeah. You were rocking a baggy. Yeah. Yeah.

You wear those? You wear extra larges? Did you buy a Magnum XL? Yes. Oh, that's the third tier. Okay. So there's Magnum, which is like large. That's what I was saying.

And then there's Magnum XL, which is for like horse large. That's what I was saying. And then there's Magnum XL, which is for like horse cock. That's what I'm saying. I bought Magnum XLs because I was like, oh, this is just advertising for people. He's falling off. Oh, no. I was like, God, this isn't. He just stayed in my butt. He did the Frank.

He did the Frank. I was like. Tying it off. He did the Frank Reynolds where he's like my extra large magnum condoms fell out of my wallet my monster condom for my magnum no so i thought for sure i thought for sure that like this is like i i was told when i was a young man that they advertised they called them extra large so everybody but're just like, everybody fits them. Yeah.

But it turns out, not true. Okay, overtime. I cannot fit an extra large. Girlie pop. Over time. Girlie pop. Okay. Marsh, where are we at?

It doesn't matter. Okay. Finish the game. Okay. All right. Are you finishing behind the paywall? No. Finish the game.

Dude, that's a great way to... Finish the game. Okay. Hasan. How often... No, you should just call it out and then we tap and whoever gets it... Okay. Oh.

No, no, no. We could do that. No. Hasan, let's do that. We're going to be here for an hour and a half. Wait, what do you mean? What are we tapping? You buzz.

You say, mer. Yeah, he buzzed. And then you get first answer. If you're wrong, someone else can. Okay. All right. To the men. Go ahead and answer. Go ahead and answer. Yes.

You're eliminated. No, you got eliminated. Oh, really? Okay. Okay. How often are you recommended to get a pap smear? Oh, fuck. I knew this one, too. Shit.

After what age? I will say between the ages of 18 to 50. Oh, can we replay the footage we got? We will review the footage behind the paywall. Patreon.com slash fear. And if you want to see who is Garly Pop Nation. Bye, guys. Another banger episode in the books.

See you on the other side. Patreon.com slash fear. And. Can I play with your panty line? Wait, wait, wait. The panty line is the line with Ying Yang Twins. Three, six, nine.

The panty line. One more time. Get low. Get low. Get low. Get low. Get low. Get low.

To the wall. To the wall. Yo, that song was good. To the wall. Drop that mama.