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Episode Date: July 7, 2025

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I know. Say it on someone you know that holds him our weight. I swear on Cutie Cinderella. Don't! That's not nice. Whoa! What the fuck just happened? Oh shit! shit. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the fear and podcast. We are threesome

today. We're having a threesome. We're not having a threesome, but everybody's talking about it It could happen I'm starting a rumor we're having here is having the most unexpected threesome of the generation Unfortunately, we are here on the podcast morning the loss of our dear friend Will Neff He died of a self-suck incident, but you can- But like for real this time. Yeah, for real. But like for real, for real. For real, and you can support him

and keep his memory alive by buying this T-shirt right here. It'll be in the link below. Oh yeah, it'll be links below. Maybe you could put a picture. But editor, right over my face. Also, it'll be available only for one week. And it will only be available, oh, Marsh a mic by the time by the time you watch this you'll have like four days left you'll have four days left to buy it that's

right oh my god so happy to be here with you guys on such a wonderful day in Los Angeles my tummy hurts oh do you have colon cancer no I don I don't. Do you? No, I don't know. You don't? No, I'm not gonna put that out there. I keep convincing myself that I do. I know, I know. Have you gotten, you haven't gotten over it yet? No!

Okay. It's a long one. I know. Does anyone ever get hyper fixated on like health OCD or anxiety? I just need, yes, you do. Shut up. Anyway, I just need people in the comments

to talk about why the heck is TikTok just feeding you pots? Like you either have pots now, colon cancer or like elderberry disease or something. I forget what it's called. It's like Ehlers disease or something. Your TikTok algorithm is unique. Fucks you up. It's very bad for hypochondriacs.

It's really bad. I know, but I need, I just need someone in the comments to tell me that I'm not the only one getting colon cancer. Freaking tick. I have this. I got a colonoscopy for us because of the colon cancer. Tick tock. No, this was, this is before tick tock.

This is crazy. Is this before tick tock? I was tick tock. I was searching. I made my own algorithm and I would just go look for things. I would research. I'd read red. That's not tick tock.

That's you Google searching. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. I would research, I'd read Reddit. That's not TikTok, that's you Google searching. Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying. I made my own TikTok. No, I need someone to tell me that they're seeing on TikTok so I know it's not a sign. Oh, yeah, yeah, no. Cutie, cutie. Here I am. Cutie, it's a- But you didn't,

you just said you Googled it. I know, but I went in search, I read people's cancer stories, like how I found out about- Cutie, it's a sign, Austin doesn't know what he's talking about. Well, I mean, a sign. It's like a sign. It's not a sign, you can't say that. No, it is a about. Well, I mean, Hasan. It's not a sign. You can't say that.

No, it is a sign. No, don't say that. It's a sign that you're fucking insane. No, she's not. We are the same person. We are both. You're also insane. You just said you Google searched yourself into fear.

That's normal. He needed a hobby. None of those things are normal. It's normal. Yeah, fuck a white boy with a hobby. Yeah. You things are normal. It's normal. Yeah Yeah, you guys you are it you need more fears Like we said we've talked about this no, you need a friend that can tell you when you're being Fucking insane and I am that friend for both of you. Did you eat hot dogs a lot growing up? Sometimes what about lunch meat?

Sure, what about sugary cereals? Yeah You might need to get your mom's my mom is saying no,. What about sugary cereals? Yeah. You might need to get your mom's. My mom is saying no, but I had sugary cereals. He did. Do you think he needs a colonoscopy? She said no. Do you think I need one? I don't have a mom.

I don't need one. Why would you think I got a colonoscopy? I saw TikTok saying that colon cancer is on the rise. She is right about that. She sarcastically said that's the best place to get medical advice. TikTok. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you.

She wasn't being serious. She was being sarcastic. I know. I just don't have, I need like a grounding authoritative force in my life. I don't have that. Yeah, I'm the grounding authoritative voice in life. She said go to a doctor. I did go to the doctor, but I know what to say

to get a colonoscopy. I said I need a colonoscopy and they said, okay. That's exactly what they'll do. Why are you trying to game the system into getting a colonoscopy? Oh my God, when the Republicans are saying people are using, taking advantage of extra healthcare, this is you, they're talking about you. I paying for it. Wait, I I do the same thing

I if I know I need something I'll realize that you know what my bad everything I knew about socialized medicine was wrong There are people that will bankrupt the system if it's free. I mean, yeah I'll pay I'll pay extra. Oh my God. I think we should have socialized healthcare, but then also a la carte options. Yeah, I agree. Like if it's not covered in socialism, then I can add on a colonoscopy. We can't do a single pair system.

We can't do a single pair plus. We have to, it's either, we can't do a- Why? You're not the president. No, I know I'm not the president, but we can't do that. We have to have a single pair system. Why?

Austin explained- You're telling me I can't get a McCurry on the that. We have to have a single pair system. Why? Austin explained. I can't get a Macquarie on the side. We have to have universal health care because if you have like other options like that, fuck, I forgot why, but I know you can't. Hold on. I'm almost there. You get in there. Hold on. I know you can't. You can't because I used to be like this. I'd be like, well, they can have their socialized health care, but I want my good health care that I'm going to pay for. The problem is, is it, it, it, it, it corrupts the socialized healthcare.

You don't know shit. It's the same, it's the same pressure with like private education, alongside private education where private interests and profiteers will inevitably cripple the existing public structure in an effort to make, in an effort to make the private alternative more appealing. That's what I said. That's what I said. And then inevitably it's the only viable health care that's available. I had a moment. They engage in a system of austerity for publicly funded programs and destroy it.

I don't think you were close. I always look like it. Every time I can't not look like a moron. No, no, you did great. You did great. Every time. I knew something. You got the things that matter. No, no, you did great. You did great. Every time I knew something, you got the things that matter. Well, that was fun. Well, I just need someone in the

comments to tell me that you also ate hot dogs, processed meat, junk food, ramen, sugary cereals and red 40. And you are 30 and you don't have colon cancer. Thank you. Why do you think I feel like I used to eat out every night? What sparked you into believing that you have it? Is it just tiktok? Don't laugh at that. Okay, you were stuck. Wait, wait, hold on. Do you take magnesium? No, I just started shitting myself I've been shitting myself. Wait, have you actually been shitting yourself a lot? No Four times in the past year. That's kind of a lot you your pants four times You're there weren't you there?

Utah Ate fucking frozen microwave meals, and you were stuck in the on the road No, you have you have a digestive disorder, right? I don't know no no like you said you had like your gluten intolerant. No. I just do it optionally. Oh, okay Why that what? Wait, you're for PCOS for PCOS What were you what were you what okay? So I shit myself on the car ride that's That one's kind of fair. Had you drank your coffee?

Yeah. And also, didn't you have a microwaveable meal or something? Not yet, but I was full of fiber because I was trying to get my fiber up because my cholesterol is high. That'll make you shit a lot. But then I shit myself when I was sick because I sneezed and it just came out.

Yeah, that happens. That happens. I've shit myself when I'm sick too. Yeah. I've never, this has not happened to me. You guys don't even realize I shit, I didn't tell you this, so we're opening up here. I shit myself on the way home from the podcast one time

because I had to poop. Oh no. And I was like, I don't wanna poop at Hassan's house. Ew. Wait, no, this is a great place to poop. Well, yeah, I have a bad day in every bathroom. He's got bidets on every toilet. Well, then I drove home.

Sometimes I'll come here to poop and I live somewhere else What? You did that's crazy. Why are you the other day? I just came into your house You weren't it you didn't even notice and I took a shit in one of your bathrooms What is happening? It was great. There was a bidet. It was either that it was either that or the gym I didn't want to poop at the gym. So I came over here anyway, regardless neither here nor there Yeah, so sometimes when you randomly come in I assume that you're just like checking in, you know

You're just like letting your presence be known or you want to like pick up something that you left You're just in here to not pick up something that you left, which is what you tell me I'll be honest. You don't use half the toilets in here. I think it's justifiable. You got 20 you Austin will sometimes peek in while I'm streaming and be like don't panic. I'm just here to pick up something I'm not the police. It's not and you're not even picking up something. You're dumping something. Yeah, what would he pick up? Yeah, I don't know like chapstick. He's been messy bitch. He leaves shit all over the place sometimes. I need to poop Okay, I'm brave enough to admit that I poop. Well, I do too, but just my pants. Oh.

Okay, so you shit yourself. So wait, so I was driving home and I was, well, I had to poop when I was here and I was like, I'm not gonna poop. And so then I drove home and traffic just kept getting longer and longer and longer. And then I pulled up to the house and you know when you pull up to the house,

you're like, oh my God, I gotta go. Yeah. So I run to the door. Gingo and Ludwig changed the door code that day. Oh no. and they could they didn't tell me and so I'm sitting there your pants I'm trying to get it in the thing and then I shit my pants. Oh So yes, that's why I'm trying to get a colonoscopy. That's not normal Hassan. No, no, no, no cutie cutie It is a little certain. I mean you're a freak but all three of those. No, she's not a freak normal cutie I've been shitting my pants a lot recently

Really? Yes. Yes. You're just saying that I'm a kid. I got this cuz I've been taking some antibiotics I I've like I I will is it making you diarrhea. Yeah, it makes you a lot of diarrhea cuz I keep getting strep throat Okay, so I've been taking a lot of antibiotics You're more strep than throat at this. Okay, okay I I need to talk about this real quick because I don't know what's happening. Like my throat is just fucked up beyond belief and before anybody in the comments says, gotta quit eating booty and all that stuff, I don't have any sexually transmitted diseases. I am routinely tested.

No one was gonna say that, awesome. No one. Well, no they do. I think in this circumstance is a bit valid considering how many times he gets so I'm talking to the one is that I have my tonsils should know I've been talking. I've been getting serious and I think I may have to get my tonsils out because my tonsils are like they're red all the time. It's like Marilyn Manson removing a rib to suck his own dick. That's crazy. That's nothing to do with you're moving tonsils. So I can eat more as no, that has nothing to do with it. So tonsils get to a

point where like the bacteria can just live dormant. The strep bacteria can live dormant and then it can appear when you're like, Oh, your, your tonsils are fucked. They're fucked. I don't know. I don't know. So I talked to my mom and I was talking to her on the phone today. And she said, Austin, why are you eating so much ass? No, she didn't say that. She says, Austin, well, you know, maybe if you didn't engage in so many of those activities.

Oh my God, she literally did say that, but polite. No, and she said no, but I was like, mom, what do you mean? And she's like, you know, if it hits the back of your throat all the time, you could cause some irritation. Austin's mama show, you're wrong. He's not a service top. No, no, no, we can't.

He does not suck penis. He does not give a lot of blow jobs. I do, but she claims- He's an ass eater. I am. He does not suck dick. Well, hold on. Now, first of all, I have before.

Okay. But regardless, regardless, she was saying that she's like, she thought out my throat was irritated because so much dick had been hitting the back of my throat. That's crazy. Yeah. Which is a crazy thing to say. And I told her I'd talk about on the podcast. So shout out to mom right there. Did you tell her that you don't suck that much? No, I told her, I said, that's not why I didn't go into detail. You didn't tell her you don't know how to deep throat. No, I did. Come on. I'm not. You've never deep throat. I have before. I have not. I have. I have. You would literally next time I deep throat all FaceTime you. Okay. You if you deep throat, you would go into a would you would you accept that FaceTime call? Sure. Sure. Would you really? It's a momentous occasion.

Would you be like Hassan look? I would love to be FaceTime proof. I would love to be there as your friend. I would love to be there for you. You would go, you would go what the fuck? It would be hilarious because you would immediately collapse into a panic attack. You'd be like, I'm throwing up. I think I'm dying.

This is, my strep throat has been activated, mama show was right. No, but look, to put a pin- When's the last time you deep throated? Jesus Christ, QT, he would never, you would never ask her that question. Yeah, because- I don't remember. Because QT Cinderella has a gag reflex.

When was the last time I deep throated? I have no gag reflex. QT Cinderella has no gag reflex, and she's a prime penis sucker. She told us this Thursday, July 3rd. The last time I did. Am I wrong? You did not tell us this? I don't know what I said.

I say things. Wednesday, June 25th. I don't even know where I am. Wednesday, June 20th. You're such a liar. I'm dead serious. You're lying. I swear on God. You June 20th, you're such a liar. I'm dead serious. You're lying. I swear on, I swear on God.

You don't even know him. I know. Say it on someone you know that holds my weight. I swear on Cutie Cinderella. Don't! That's not nice. Whoa. What the fuck just happened?

Oh shit. Will, I didn't like that. That scared the fuck out of me, dude. That was not nice. Oh shit. Well, I didn't like the fuck out of me, dude. That was not nice. Oh, no. That was not nice of you. Oh, geez. You're breaking the Oh, God. That was so scary for me. Oh my God. I we can't even talk about why it was scary Hey, hey, calm down No, That's terrifying. Oh, you needed a guess. Oh my God. I am shaking. That gave

me all freaking little heart attack. You freak. Oh, you did the full makeup. Kaya makeup get out of here The helmet's a little hard My god magnets my god, I Was like that when I saw the outfit I was like, oh this is like we're getting murdered Yeah, that's what I thought. I literally was like it's over for us. I hope they take us on first. I was like I'm shaking The only people that need to be afraid of me are Gotham's criminals I figured your parents would have said something if it was an actual enemy also like an altercation Oh, that makes sense an altercation outside of a movie theater

Monster thank God you were gone down in the streets of Gotham Thank God Hassan has no weapons We're also cornered escape I was like, I'm not getting out of this. I completely froze. I was like, I'm not good in this Go we put something in motion That came to fruition today, something beautiful. Oh my God, that was awful.

And now you're protected. Aren't you glad I'm here? Thank you so much. I feel so protected. I do now, because if you walked up again, I feel like you would take care of it. Yeah, thank God. This is coming off the heels of an unprecedented amount

of death threats that I've been getting more so than usual Finally it's here. Yeah, all these years of being like it's not gonna happen now. I'm gonna get killed by the corneas Some guy in a Batman No, you look cool but in the In the what's crazy is the lights went out. I was like, wait, why is the electricity on out there? Yeah, I was starting to I clipped the power. That's what I thought had happened.

And I barked at the exact same time. I know I was like, I am not. Yeah, Kaia's a little bitch for that. I'll say it. All I'm saying is in the in the micro second that I was like, there was a brief. There was a brief moment where my life flashed before my eyes, before I realized six months ago, you planned this out.

Yeah. Like in my mind, I just like went home. Sometimes a hilarious bit turns into an inadvertent death threat. Look, I'll be honest with you, in this moment I just realized I cannot serve. Oh my God, look, my heart went up to the eye this in this moment. I just realized I cannot sir. Oh my god Look my heart went up to 106. Oh my god. Oh Jesus

I'm shaking my look I Realized in this moment in this moment. I Realized I could never serve in the US military or be a cuz you're gay We must we must defend our present gays. Well, welcome. Batman. Thank you.

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code fear for 60% off your first order plus free shipping at smalls.com. That's amazing. Are you going to talk like that the whole episode? I don't know what you're talking about. I feel like it's going to be terrible on your voice. This is how I talk vocal cords. Well, welcome. Well, who's that? It's Batman. Bruce, Bruce Wayne. I don't remember what we were talking about. What were we talking about? Bruce Wayne? I can relate to anyone about anything. Try me. Have you ever shit yourself, Batman?

Oh yeah, we were talking about Cutie Cinderella shitting herself multiple times. And I was telling her that it's normal because I've been pooping myself recently too. The bat suit is actually very difficult to get off, so I wear a diaper. Okay. A bat diaper.

Can I have a strawberry? Yeah. Be nice. Go. Austin and I went to brunch the other day Yeah, I invited cutie to drag brunch Why did you invite me well because I was testing the camera for when we go to drag brunch this Sunday I don't often go to brunch are we still doing that because I work nights sure Silly straw that because I work nights sure silly straw your friend will told me that you like gifts from Disney I do and I love Tinkerbell oh wait does it light up it

does it's hard to see in the light oh my gosh I love he's always so good about that yeah I was there with him and I still couldn't figure it out that's crazy because I'm really just a simple girl at the end of the day. I got you a sticker, that's simple. Anyway, well, so Cutie and I went to brunch. We went to drag brunch and... Okay, can I say something? Yeah.

I don't super get it I know well I need help you know what it was a little and queer how's it race was a little slow that day was that what it was all see this is the thing what I've noticed about the gay community is like they if something's happening they all leave town together right Like it sucks the homosexuals out of town. New York City Pride, Chicago Pride, like everything was happening that weekend and so it was just kind of flat and a little slow.

I was a little shocked myself. Yeah, cause it was kind of weird cause people were just like eating their breakfast and then just like a girl, a girly pop would dance and they'd just like lift up their money. Yeah. And give it to her. Well that's, yeah. But like they were just like eating their dance and they'd just like lift up their money. You gave it to her? Well, that's, yeah. But like, they were just like eating their breakfast

and they'd be like, here you go. Yeah. Like it wasn't like, woo! Well, that, it, it depends. So I didn't get it. Woo. Yeah. I've been to drag, I've been to drag brunches in Miami.

I went to, there's a drag brunch called Palace. And that is like a fucking show. They have like it, They have like multiple seatings and it's like a show. And they like get you in, clear you out, and it's crazy. People are like screaming and passing dollar bills. That's what I thought it would be like. I mean, the girls were incredible.

Oh yeah, every time the drag queen would drop into the splits, Cutie would hide. I'd flinch, because she jumped so high and I knew it was coming. It's called a death drop. Oh my god It was terrifying every time I would play just like just like when Batman drops on a unsuspecting henchman. Mm-hmm. You mean me Yeah, you don't have to talk about me in the third person. I'm right here. I just don't feel like we're Acquainted enough. I just keep referring want to get acquainted Sure, my god, you're so sweet. I'm here because to it. You want to get acquainted? You can have as much as you want.

Oh my God, you're so sweet. I'm here because that fucking Superman movie's coming out. Fuck that guy. Fucking sucks. I want to watch it. I don't. Would you like to go see it with me, Batman? Unlike my former best friend, Will Neff, who said we would watch 28 years later together and

then awkward and then bailed on me and then went and watched it. I'm sure he had a good reason. Yeah. Yeah. The good reason is I've been replaced. So I'm in the market for a new best friend is what I'm saying. You know, I used to have important people in my life, but my life is Batman took up so much time that I lost them. I think your life of politics is a lot like that where you don't make time for people around you and they finally give up. Oh, my gosh, this is called masking. I learned about it and Nathan for you, and it's when autistic people

something and then I explained it to Maya and then she was like, you got it wrong. I think you're autistic. And I was like, oh, is that how you found out? I don't think you're getting bad Sorry, I'm getting bad messaging. I mean, I've been told by like a psychiatrist. But I think people are quick to throw it around these days. I do too. But like, it doesn't matter if I am or not.

But sometimes like, okay, so this is what I learned from Nathan for you. When you say, I say, Austin, you're Mr. Honest. Say what Mr. Honest would say. Who's that? That's amazing. He still hasn't watched the who's that that's amazing he still hasn't watched the Nathan for you that's literally about playing the one thing you're into no just Nathan for you Nathan field you're playing a

character his name is mr. honest he can only be honest Austin what do you think of my outfit today I love it no he wasn't honest what do you think of my outfit today? I love it. No, he wasn't honest. Mr. Honest, what do you think of my outfit today? Not Austin, Mr. Honest, what do you think of my outfit today? I love your outfit. Mr. Honest loves my outfit? I think it's cunt. Really?

Yeah. Oh no, Mr. Honest has bad taste. Wait, you don't like your outfit? I'm wearing fuzzy Birkenstocks with this. It's a bad outfit. You know what? I wasn't being Mr. Honest. I know, so be Mr. Honest. I know so be Mr. Honest

I Think he's too gay for this. Yeah, I don't think he's not he doesn't want to rip your outfit. I can't do that Okay, whatever when Austin I also think that we learned nothing when he unleashes the gay It's it's powerful is a powerful force like yeah, did this to some random Des Moines, Iowa lady at the Trump rally earlier He just oh, yeah. Ruthless about how fat he stopped me. I don't understand her face. Not to her face. Oh, she was sitting behind him and she had a large like jowls. I mean, it was excessive. And I look, I don't think that I don't fat shame. I don't think it's, I make an exception for fascists. Okay. People that

are fascist. I feel like we should be able to fat shame fascists. And she was fat. She had multiple chins, like so many. She was one chin away from guys. He's getting out of the office about cuties. Okay. So if you were Mr. Nice, what would you say about her? You know, I was mr. Nice. Mm-hmm. I'd say ma'am you need to get on a diet He doesn't understand the exercise at all. Get it at all. He's fucking beer. I'll show you uh-huh Do it with me. Okay, give me a roll and I'll respond honestly. Well, you were already doing it. So Mr. Batman, what do you think about Hassan's lifestyle

and how he maintains best friends and friendship and how much energy he puts into his relationships? He reminds me a lot of myself, unavailable, unresponsive, and driven by rage. Do you? That's healthy. And now Hassan knows that maybe those are part of Will's real. He also fucks a lot of questionable women.

Okay. The same way that I do. All right. Well, maybe it's Selena Kyle, boys in Ivy. Wow. Are those strippers? No, those are, yes, of course I've seen boys and Ivy's awesome. Yeah.

She's hot. Uma Thurman can get it. I want to make my own. I don't know. That's one fallout boy song that like any non emo knows. Are you a fallout boy fan? I didn't know this. I didn't know. I used to be, I used to be, well, my very first concert was it was some 41 and blink 182 and good Charlotte. They were touring together Oh, it was awesome or no It was their own separate tour and I was in I want to say fifth grade and I really thought they were gonna choose me Out of the crowd and and and just make love to me I just really thought they don't, but I was really fucked. I just remember picking out my outfit and thinking, I'm really going to impress them.

And I heard what was your outfit. It was just like some bootcut jeans and a hoodie with an iron on picture of a white tiger. They got them all. I'm sorry. So I was in my throw. I look beautiful. I think I'm sure you look great. Thank you. And I'm sure I'm sorry. Something was in my throat. I look beautiful. I think I'm sure you looked great. Thank you. And I'm sure I'm sorry he didn't.

Well, never mind. Well, anyway, that's the exercise. You try and take on the role of someone that you believe to be more honest or socially adapt than you are as an autistic person. This is the act of masking. Kind of like the mask I wear. Oh, so it's how they train them to, I don't fucking get it. Just watch the TV. Just watch it.

I'm going to watch it. It's really impressive. You haven't watched the one show about planes. Well, I know y'all, but I know a lot so much about them. I feel like, no, I started to watch it. No, you don't. You got bored. I, no, no, I got, I got into it and then I fell asleep not because it was boring, but because my edible hit. It doesn't do it like Holocaust documentaries for a hostage. No, it doesn't really get the, doesn't get him horny. What do you mean? Like zone of interest? I don't get horny to those documentaries. Y'all. This is one. It was one time where he was paused in the background zone of interest. No, it was not. It was zone of interest. No, it was,

but it was paused. What was it? I don't whole thing is it's not funny. Quit laughing. It's a very strange movie to have sex too. I didn't we weren't. It wasn't the movie that turned us on. It was just like what put whatever on. I lost my virginity to walk the line. Okay. Sorry. I thought we were sharing. I'll go ahead and leave the Dewey Cox story. No, Johnny cash. Oh, that's how far into the movie.

Are you pretty far? They were fighting. Was it on in the background during the kind of like weird He would always say that I was his June and he was my Johnny Cash. Oh, that's so problematic I know I didn't realize well it was because he was like 26 and well at the time he was 28 and I was 18 That's so problematic. Oh, yeah a lot of problematic relationships. I have yeah, I feel like if you didn't stream You might be a super villain. Yeah Yeah, I feel like if you didn't stream you might be a super villain. Yeah. Yeah, I know I agree One time on Charlie Quinn for Halloween Harley yeah, you want to see it show me I looked really good

Guys be respectful. I'm talking about man. I Was a hot Harley Quinn. Batman, he's stealing. Don't take her fruit. I said stop it. Look at me. Oh. Oh, is that you with another problematic man? Yeah. Oh God.

Wait, is that the Joker? Yeah. This was many years ago. Can I ask you a question? What? Did you see the movie or did you cosplay it before you even saw the Joker? Yeah. This was many years ago. Can I ask you a question? What? Did you see the movie, or did you cosplay it before you even saw the movie? I cosplayed it before the movie came out. I somehow knew that was the case.

Oh, no. Before the movie came out. I've also, wait. Before the movie ever came out. There's a rumor that he also dated a girl that cosplayed as Harley Quinn before the movie came out. And Wilna have gotten to fight with her because I was really he was really upset that totally other guy because I don't think you should be able to cosplay media that you haven't seen or

consumed because that's weird it's not weird it's a little pick me Batman is Batman is right this is still being mr. honest I. I'm sorry. No, Batman is correct. Is this was like a year where the movie came out when the trailer had come out. That's probably when you did it as well. Were you the one who forced the problematic man to also do the cosplay? Yeah. Oh, Oh God. Did you do a voice? No, I was just me. Can you do your New York accent? Yeah Welcome to New York Hey, hey, why are you so bad at accent? That is the worst Harley Quinn Welcome to New York, baby. All right, Austin. Oh man, will I've been noticing somebody's a little bit stinky

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Give us your New York accent. That's what I did. Every time when people came up to me, I was like, what are you? I'm saying I'm the joker, baby. Somehow you guys don't even know the real lines. You say something like pudding or Mr. J I'm the joker baby. No, it's a different character. It's a different fucking character. Also Joker doesn't say that either. It's a, it's a meme. We figured that out. Well, what's going on else in our universe or what else is going on in our universe? I went to Disneyland yesterday with Will Neff. I was not invited. A son was busy. Oh, shut the fuck up. And And you know what I tell you what they really get you coming and going there I

I don't like the way you said that they really know well not like that No, they get they got you. They got you on the hook. Oh, they got you on the hook. Okay by the time I had passed Like the fire department. I had already spent like $700. How well, two park tickets. Okay. Yeah. Then you need, you know, naturally you gotta go get some souvenirs and some sunscreen. So you did get souvenirs, but not for cutie. Just be honest. Odyssey is the best policy be missed. They're honest right now. God, the way she's looking at me looks so just I'm so sad. So you So you bought yourself souvenirs if we're being completely honest will even reminded you to get something for cutie He explicitly stated it. I'm a bad gift giver

It's hard to give a gift when you don't buy a fucking gift. Well, you can't say you're a bad gift giver. It's hard to give a gift when you don't buy a fucking gift. Wait, you can't say you're a bad gift giver. Yeah, you're not giving any gifts. I need to get better about this. I like to give experiences. So cutie, I'd like to invite you to my epic war. Just give me a pickle. I love their pickles. Next time I bought one, I ate.

You're digging a hole. I did. I ate the other pickles. I'm going to pay attention to that and I'm gonna bring you a pickle. You're digging a hole I Did I? I'm gonna pay attention to that and I'm gonna bring you a pickle. You're definitely 100% going to forget next time you go you don't know me. I do know you so well I'd like to invite you to my epic Disney World vacation. No you don't even planned it I'm gonna do all the planning. No, no, no, no, I don't want to get an airplane. They keep falling out of the sky We're gonna get a VIP tour. I don't care. I'll get one of those. I've talked about this. I also don't want to get an airplane. They keep falling out of the sky. We're gonna get a VIP tour. I don't care. I don't need one of those. We've talked about this.

I'll rent you a bus. I don't need it. Okay. Would you go with the plan? Now when you say planned, so you've scheduled things? No. And booked things? No, no, no.

And made it an itinerary? No, no, no, no, no. So what have you done? I have no, no. none of it. It just invites invites the cutie. I saw it and will, would you or Batman, would you like to go? It feels like it is welcome as well. Act of contemplation is somewhat masturbatory. It is. Okay. Well, I have, I have some stuff that we're going to get into. Okay. First and foremost, unfortunately, will not here because he died to a self-suggesting injury. We're commemorating that you can go find the shirt, but I would want him to react to this. Oh, I forget you

always sunny in Philadelphia. We talked about this before. It's a show that is very near and dear to both me and will God rest his soul. Yeah. And a fan made a always sunny in Philadelphia edit detailing how all of the characters are sometimes all the characters on this podcast. So I wanted to react to all the characters or all the characters and aren't we just people? No, it's, you're one character. Why do you make that face? You're only D. Explain your logic.

Because you can't be like, oh, you guys are just like this show. Yeah, at every point in my life, I've probably been a character from Friends at one point. That doesn't mean we're the Friends cast. Explain what do you mean by that? Like sometimes I'm fashionable, like Rachel or like sometimes I'm a clean freak like Monica or sometimes I'm hippie dippy and I sing to cats like Phoebe

and sometimes I'm Joey and I'm dumb and sometimes I'm an accountant compilation. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is good. Let's watch. Wait, why are you Batman? Have you seen this already? Yes. Well, that's crazy. There's 130. I don't want them. Big fan of fear. And that's why I'm here. And also to promote my book. What's your book? It's called a very vengeance life. Wow. What? Okay. It has my sexual escapades in it. Oh. Look at me when you're talking to me! Oh shit. I think is more

Say that wills a wild card because will you might not know this but back in the day he used to literally yell Wild-card and wild card bitches from time to time when he engaged in actions exactly like that one Hold on and I think wild card. What would you do? What? Just whenever he did crazy shit. Oh, what were you used about? He said bitches. He would say wild card bitches. And then he'd do something crazy. He doesn't get it again. No, I get it. I'm starting to realize how often he just doesn't understand. No, I don't think I get it. What is it then? Well, it's wild-car bitches and then all of a sudden you do something crazy

Yeah, you got it, right? But I thought you were saying wild-car bitches like you were using bitches in a derogatory manner And you would just find a woman and be like wow Back Locker room talk Is it locker room talk? Locker room talk! You think I was saying that Will randomly will just burst into misogyny. And bring a bitch and be like, this is my wildcard bitch.

That's what I was thinking. You guys had some wild days. Austin, that makes zero sense. Well, he's doing his best. I'm doing my best. And you guys were in a frantic, crazy shit. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate you. You fratty crazy shit. Thank you. Thank you. All right, next.

Dear Chase, oh shit, they're stickers. My God. Oh, it's good. You gotta jazz it up. Yeah, you sure do. I wanna make it pop. You sure do. What's he doing?

Wait, pause. Just shut up. I feel like she liked that one. I like that you were staring at me laughing. Okay. You are, sweetie. Everyone says that, I don't know what it means. Nothing, let him work.

What are you somebody likes? Ghouls. Son of a bitch, what are you talking about now? Yeah, funny little green ghouls got... What, like in movies and cartoons? I realized something. This is only really gonna work for the two of us because you haven't ever watched this show

Oh, so you watch always sunny in Philadelphia. Oh for sure just like will net I need to de-stress after a long night of crime fighting. Okay. I don't know. No, it's gonna make sense. It's on Hulu Okay, he can't even get to get himself to watch the fucking rehearsal, which is about his favorite thing plane autism So I don't think he's gonna watch always Sunday in Philadelphia. I watch two things on YouTube, Hasan's stream highlights and plain reviews. Oh my God. Okay, bring it back, give it back. No, we're done.

No, give it back! We're done with that segment. Hasan, I asked for it. It doesn't hit the same. No, I wanna see it. What's going on in Gurley Pop Nation? We're gonna walk it, watch it on the Patreon. Well, what's going on a girly pop nation is that what about it is broken up? Oh Yes

What about it? He's not lying about it has broken up but why about it has a batman Move your mask turn it around. It's focusing the camera on the face around it's focusing the camera on the face. Funny. Thank you. So what about I don't want to I don't think it's a breakup. It's not a breakup. Just a it's just a it's just a new chapter. Yeah, we're just going on different paths.

Yeah, that's breaking up. No, it's no it's just a new chapter. It's breaking up and then rebuilding itself like a Phoenix rising from the ashes. No, there was no break. There was no breakup It's not messy It's clean confirm or deny. I was responsible for one about a breaking up the night I'm not giving you credit for anything idiot Okay, so you walk us through what you can tell us. Okay. So first of all my I was being a big bitch Yeah, out. No, no, no, it's not a big deal. It's not a big deal

You know, the thing is let me tell you something about my Higa. She is saving the world Okay, and and we have different goals in life Her goal in life is to save the world. My goal in life is to make vagina jokes that make you giggle, okay? And so. My goal in life is to protect the streets of Gotham. That's big. Thank you. We need that.

And so, you know, sometimes it comes down to, it's like, imagine PBS wants to put my Higa. Piker Broadcasting Service. No, like Maya Higa. Piker Broadcasting Service. No, like the actual PBS. Piker Broadcasting Service. Wants to put Maya Higa and Alvarez on the TV, right? They're like, you know, let's put you in front of the school children and the youths

and they go to Maya Higa's Instagram and they see me being like, and then I got fucked by a toothbrush, you know? What? Have you been fucked by a toothbrush? No, that's just an example. Why did that come to mind? Because Maya used that example.

What? I don't know. When did that happen? I don't think. Why did that happen? Well, I know a girl. Was it a vibrating toothbrush? Well, there was a girl in high school,

remember those little juke phones? Oh, the ones that played music in your mouth? Yeah, but they're tiny and skinny and you open, they're called jukes. There's this girl. Did you put a juke phone in your pussy? Not me, me but a girl did and then she said she'd have her boyfriend Wow, cutie Blair Cinderella. It wasn't me. Wait, I've done that with a phone. What you put it in your dick hole. No We ever mind

I didn't put a phone in my butt, but I I didn't put a phone in my butt, but I, it's okay guys in jail do it all the time. Wait, stop long time ago. What did you do back in my year youth? When you were experimenting, when I was experimenting, I sat on a phone and called myself. That's awesome to feel the vibrations and it, you know what? it felt really good. Yeah, it did good It did shove the vibrating I sat on it. So you sit on it Vertically, I didn't it didn't go in that's awesome It was it feel it's okay if it did you're you've already come out of the closet

Do you think I could fit a phone? it wasn't that back in the day. They were a lot smaller I know oh my god. We should go asshole for asshole and see you can fit the most in their assholes Okay, look at me like I'm making horrible ideas That's crazy. I'm sorry. I came to the table something interesting for one. No, I think it's very interesting What is going on? interesting for once. No, I think it's very interesting. What is going on? I support whatever you just said. Because I was trying to support Austin and his weird interest in shoving things up his butt. I did it's not a weird interest. If it's a phone it's a little weird. I didn't shove a phone up my butt. I sat on

a phone. It made me a little bit got my butt. All right. That's awesome. I put a little bit of the phone in my butt my family is right outside well you left the damn door open my mom and dad can hear everything I'm so sorry I'm so sorry how did you call yourself can you tell me can you please tell them I'm sorry did you call yourself? Can you tell them? Can you please tell them? I'm sorry. Did you call yourself with, did you use the house? I don't remember is one of those flip phones. Yeah. But how did you call it? Once it was in your body, you get a track phone. Just to sit on it. You tell a friend to call you have a landline. You called your personal mobile phone from the family landline. So if like downstairs,

your mom picked up the phone to make a phone call to order pizza. He just heard your whole we had a way. It was, she just picked up the phone. Someone tried to use the internet while you were rapid calling your asshole. asshole Austin get off the line your dad needs to make a work. Oh, it's crying from the bully Calling my asshole. Well, you kind of were We all go through crazy things right I wonder what those voicemails sounded like. Just. Oh, he started. Here's the deal, y'all.

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The link is in the podcast episodes description box. Bring us home Austin. Exclusive Nord VPN deal. Nord VPN. So your podcast is in a new chapter. My stomach hurts. Mostly so Maya can keep saving the planet. But then I found myself a new co-host that's not trying to save the planet. Oh Yeah It's Valkyra. I don't know her last name so she can make that's your son pussy jokes with you Yeah, okay, and she said she'll make it show that she will if anything She'll talk about her vagina maybe too much and I'll be like Raina back. I love that. Yeah. I don't know. We haven't talked about vagina

boundaries yet. We just kind of agreed to do it together. Is that, is that a call that you guys have to make? Like you, you just have to discuss. Well, we did have how much vagina talk is allowed. Yeah. It's going to get, we get raunchy on wine about it. I love that. Yeah. I think we need more women raunching being raunchy. Yeah. we get raunchy on wine about it. I love that. Yeah, I think we need more women ranching being raunchy Yeah, we get raunchy Raunching and it was just very funny we talk about stuff, you know, it's a good time So, you know, we're gonna go to the moon and I'm gonna leave you guys in my dust. So for the wine abouters The wine Ohs the wine winos who are in here, they don't watch this show.

They do. I don't know if they do. I don't think they do. You don't think they do? I think it's a separate audience, honestly. When can they expect the first episode with you and Ray to drop? Next Wednesday. Wow. Yeah.

Next Wednesday already filmed. Do you guys have a guest? No, it's just us. We need to like be just us for a little bit. You're right, you're right, you're right. We gotta settle in before we have a kid. Austin is trying to be in. I was a little bit. You're right. You're right. You're right We got to settle in before we have a kid Austin is trying to be in I was not Inviting myself on in the slightest it is weird because it's a brand new. It's like a brand

It's brand new so we got a we got to go through the roster Have you ever had you on one night Batman, but are you talking about will yeah, do you know him? Do you know? But he's dead. Yeah Maybe next time maybe next next next why you should buy the merch by the merch do you hmm never mind what were you gonna jump off off of that point sucking your own your own. Oh no, no, no, no. You're not allowed. No, no. Where did you think I was going with that? Sucking your own penis. You're going to talk about sucking your own penis and ask you if you've ever tried. No, I wasn't going to ask. I was just going to ask if you ever finished. No one's finished. No one's finished

on themselves. I was just asking when he dies, is he finished? We never really got to that part of the like chicken or the, Oh, I see what your problem is. You see what I'm saying? Like we never really got to that point of the cannon. The pleasure was so intense. Is that what kills them? Cause we never really got to what killed. I think it's suffocation, asphyxiation. I got it by penis. Well, that'd be crazier. Wait, I, that's Cutie Cinderella was talking about her tick tock feed breaking her brain and my tick tock feed has also been breaking my brain, but in the positive way, he loved the new characters that I found online. That's taking up the airwaves by storm is

this 24 carat gold, Labouba woman. Can you please look up and take talk 24 carat gold, Labooboo woman. Can you please look up TikTok 24 karat gold Labooboo woman? Because there's a plot line associated with their story as well. Yeah, that one. I have the one and only 24 karat gold Labooboo. this woman only you have to find her OG account because all of her, I think, wait, maybe the Taylor Lawrence 3.01 might have the actual compilation that I want to show you that it basically summarizes the whole shtick. I suspect this, this will be it. Yeah. I think this is it. Yeah. Here, play this with the audio. What an Arley 24 karat gold lib. I have the one and only 24 karat gold lib. The one and only 24 carrot gold, the baby, this is the only 24 carat gold, the baby,

my 24 carat gold, the baby. Now I am now going to Speaker 0 4.1.1 One of my favorite things is it's very obviously like gold spray paint. So throughout the videos, they just get, it gets nasty. You're looking, maybe it gets more brown. Anyway, keep going. There's a big story. There's a big reveal that my 24 carat gold, the baby. So my 24 carat gold, the baby.

So as you all know, I am the proud owner of the 24 karat gold Laboubu. My 24 karat gold Laboubu. My 24 karat Laboubu. I am the only person in the world to have a 24 karat gold Laboubu. Laboubu! I own the only 24 karat gold Laboubu. I can't believe it, I've been out today

and someone's stolen my 24 karat gold. Get ready with me while I get ready to go to the new station about my 24 karat gold. Yeah, she got her shit stolen. So she's no longer the only person on the planet with a 24 karat gold crime. The thing is, the thing is you, your brain is rotten. Wait, what? What? I don't get any of this. That was fantastic. That's a man. Do you get any of this stuff? No. Things that make you go British people. Are they real? That's what is not English. You need to have hypochondria Yeah, it'll convince you have a brain amoeba real quick. I'm good. I would rather I would rather fucking mainline this shit. So I don't think I think she's Australian.

Kaya, la baby. She's not British. Is she? She's so British. Look at her face Can't just say that. Oh, come on. That's you can't say that about people. British people sometimes have a look. Okay Yeah, I get it look like that. I don't know what it is with lies in Australia British penal colony Yeah, but but Australia's is different. They don't look like that. I don't why I thought she was Australian You neither No like that. I don't know why I thought she was Australian. You neither. You think she's Australian? No. Cutie is also the worst accent out of all of us here. Only Le Boo Boo. That's your best one you've ever done. I have the one and only 24k Le Boo Boo. No, no, no you had a lot of her the baby Be I Actually have a lubu related story as well

Oh Have you seen that people think that the lubu is a reference to the demon? Pazuzu what no? Yeah, also the owner of The the brand lubu owner is now owner of the brand Labubu owner is now one of the youngest billionaires in China, I think. Crazy. That thing is selling like hotcakes.

And I think it got- Type in Pazuzu, there it is. It got to such a degree. Look at that. Oh. How do you explain that? Who's saying this, Republicans? The people. Pazuzu, there it is. It got to such a degree. Look at that. Oh, I'm convinced. Explain that. Who's who who's saying this? Republicans? The people.

Just the people? I just people are Republicans. It seems like this is common. It seems like a Republican shit. That's like I don't even think he's a Republican anymore. It's just Americans literally are all collectively hallucinating at all points. But people are burning their Labooboos because of this. Oh, really?

Really? I only have like two, three, five. What? hallucinating at all points. But people are burning their Labooboos because of this. Oh really? Really? I only have like two, three, five. What? I have like 20 Labooboos. No wonder your fucking store doesn't carry Labooboos anymore. Every time you buy them you open them yourself. Yeah.

Well Ludwig surprised me. Ludwig surprised me with six boxes of Labooboos. Well, aw he had to one up me when I got you got you the fucking not la boo-boo Disney characters from pop-mart Yeah, I did open all them, but will is the one that got me a la boo-boo. That's cool. Got me my favorite little boo-boo It's on my mic Not this mic on my other mic. Oh my other mic. Are you rest in peace? Your Batman you know well sure she's grieving about the loss of Willie sounds like a pretty stand-up guy I got my little bobo. I'll always remember him. Mm-hmm. I don't have any

What are you doing? I'm just testing it. Just see my Kevlar. Yeah The end how protective it is Nice oh what the fuck the lights go up? Yeah. When you hit it lights in the eyes. Crazy. Okay, speaking of tic toc. There's also another tic toc. There's another tactic that's like taking the world by storm. Have you seen the Indonesian boat racers? Oh yes. They have swag. Yeah, this is actually huge in my opinion.

So there's a boat race that takes place in Indonesia, okay? And I didn't realize this was a thing until we saw, it's called Pachu Jelur. traditional cultural Rio Indonesia, both rates originated from the central Western Sumatran region of Guantan, Tsingangi. Okay. Perfect pronunciation. Thank you. And, and apparently these boats have a fuck ton of rowers on them. And in the back, they have a drummer and in the front they have a fuck ton of rowers on them and in the back they have a drummer and in the front they have a swag lord they have someone farming aura literally and this one is the the top guy this kid is the top guy let's take a look I ain't even gonna get mad. I'm young, black, and rich. She tryna sell me lies.

Dude, he's so cool. If we ain't talking money, then I'm a- He kinda looks like my nephew. Your nephew does not have swag like that. He kinda looks like him. Fuck. Can he dance like that? We gotta put him on a fucking Indonesian boat ASAP.

I think so. Are they judged based on the dancer? It's a race. It's a race. I don't know Are they judged based on the dancer? I have to race to race. I don't know if they get points for aesthetics. I think he's like the hype man. OK, but the racers can see him like a mascot.

Coxon. What does that have to do with anything? No, a coxon is the name of the person in the rowing boat that coordinates your rhythm. So the correct terminology for it, for his position is called a tukang tari.

Perfect pronunciation. Thank you. It's a dancer in the front of the boat that gives spirit to the oarsman. And in the back of the boat, you have a drummer that's also like keeping them going through the beat of the drum. Racetrack follows the flow of Baton-Quant'n River with a track length of

around one. Baton-Quant'n River with a track length of about one kilometer marked by six piles. The wooden boat taking part of the competition usually has a length of 25 to 40 meters and the width of the middle section is approximately whatever it doesn't matter but the crews are 50 to 60 people on the boat. Wow. That's a lot of freaking people. I don't even have that many friends. Yeah.

So here are the crew members and their own tasks. You have the helmsman. You have the commander who shouts out the instructions. Another one who leads the boat by dancing from left to right. While another provides the music to provide rhythm and ensure regularities Okay You don't have to row is I'll be the drummer I can't do the aura farm I can't do that

I can't do the wrong to have to be the dancer because wills I'll just be like maybe a coordinator outside of the boat Yeah, we have to choose a spot. Oh, I've choose coordinator outside of the boat. Yeah, we have to choose a spot I've choose a spot on the boat. Yeah, are you the dancer? I'll be the boats moral compass. Okay, well then you're gonna have to be the rower. I can probably do that Well, you just said you're very wooden Okay, is that the robot yeah Is that the robot? Yeah. We would, the boat was saying, it would be, we'd be cooked in a situation like that.

I just wanted to look at the boat farm. I just wanted to give a shout out to the fucking dope ass or a farming little man. Shout out to that little man. Shout out to that little man. Okay. Really loud in your house. I know my parents are here and they're always yelling and having a conversation right out to that little man. Shout out to that little man. Okay. Really loud in your house. I know my parents are here and they're always yelling and having a conversation right near

me and all different. Yeah. They kind of seem to not give a shit at all about this podcast. No, they don't. They don't care about doing their best. They're doing their best. Oh, no, because yeah, I mean, oh, no. My dad is doing an expletive. Did he scare you when he walked in like that? He said, what is wrong with you? Well, because I heard when he walked in, I heard, oh, my God. And I was like, oh, it's over. It's the end.

She loves me pretending. I just said that to be mean. I didn't mean it. Oh, that kind of pretending Batman. Did you bring a American me up segment? Of course I did. Well, in the paywall, we're going to say behind the paywall then thank you, Batman for coming on Batman. Where can people find you? They don't have to. When they need me. Make it. Also, I just want to say,

shouts out to the big beautiful bill. It's really helping out billionaires like me. Yeah. Now when you beat a mentally ill criminal, they won't even get any help Alright Marsh, can you go check on the Batmobile? I think I might have parked in a loading zone Thank you And we'll see you behind the paywall at patreon.com slash for your end peace We should play this something Will knows I'm talking about the song from Batman, dude

This is a cutie Cinderella lore drop I've never shared with you. Are you ready? I'm ready. So ready. Oh, God. Do you have a slideshow for us? No, I thought about making one, but then I had chaos happen this morning, unfortunately. OK, picture this.

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