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Starting point is 00:00:00 He gave his whole life for you, Hassan. Are you kidding me? You're talking about Jesus Christ? Jesus is a prophet. Well, I thought Allah probably did too, right? He just eyeballed him! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear and Podcast where I am doing the intro and not Hassan Piker.

Starting point is 00:00:34 A lot of people that tuned in last week, Poki, he did the intro, didn't even know we were starting the podcast. Yeah, they were like, what the hell's going on? Yeah. So we suffered a little bit of a analytics It was a little lag in the start of our Retention And this is an intervention yes it is I

Starting point is 00:00:54 Didn't want him to have that because he took some time off in the podcast and I wanted to put one episode I want to punish him. I do know that this is a contentious topic on the podcast. The Austin lifestyle versus the Hassan lifestyle. I actually thought that could be a good point for us to talk to. Like gay versus straight people. Yes, yes, very much so. Exactly. You're going to hell. Let's discuss. No, no, no. The monthly vacation versus the yearly vacation. Yeah, I don't know. And my goal in life is to be right in between. Okay, so you're in between us. Yes. I mean, I don't know. I think mine's, I think you should try the every week vacation. Introduce our guest. Well, before we go any further. Thank you. Before we go any further. Before I was rudely interrupted by Hassan. I'd like to welcome Pokimane to the podcast. Many have described you as the Beyonce of the space. Many being Austin. God bless, I love him with my whole heart. My whole heart.

Starting point is 00:01:54 I have, or Lady Gaga, some have said that. Why not both? Thank you! Some have said both. Bianca. Yeah, Bianca. Yes, yes. That's a good new nickname for me, thank you. Welcome to the show. Welcomeca. Bianca. Yes. Yes. That's a good new nickname for me.

Starting point is 00:02:08 Thank you. Welcome to the show. Please refer to me as Bianca from here on out for the whole episode. We absolutely will. And it's such a pleasure to have you in the wake of our co-host, QD Cinderella. Has perished from a self-suggested. We are. Please don't say that.

Starting point is 00:02:24 Yeah, we are. We're hosting tryouts. Well, we don Please don't say that. Yeah, we're hosting tryouts. Well, we don't like to say it. Can I say, I was actually so excited to Phil for the leader of Girly Pop Nation today. Yes. I feel so good taking on that responsibility and I hope to make you guys proud. Phil. I hope to make you guys proud.

Starting point is 00:02:39 Phil, this is a tryout, Po. Yeah. Oh, oh. Last week, last week. Tryout. Yeah, last week. Tryout. Yeah, last week we had Tarayami, and this week we had Pokeymane.

Starting point is 00:02:48 We're just, you know, next week Lady Gaga. Everyone wants a piece. Everybody wants a piece of the Feeran podcast. They want the seed. You saw the line of women outside. Yeah. Right? There were actually several men.

Starting point is 00:03:00 Yeah, really? I thought I recognized one, I didn't. Yeah. Yeah, our estrogen levels are crashing. Oh yeah. Yeah. We need, we need some, some girly pop. Lucky for you guys, my hormonal imbalance is going to make up for it all. Okay. So much estrogen. Let's go. Thank you. I try. The problem is, is like, I'm a gay man and I, wait, yeah, I know. We had no idea idea it's hard it's hard messed up but I usually I code switch so I need a girl to like bring the like bring the vibes a

Starting point is 00:03:30 little bit more you know happen to your voice Austin yeah you look like you're out all night drinking wait because do I look like that yeah because you were out all night drinking your eyes are like half closed wait wait hold on I didn't know it was obvious I even put a little, I put a little. You're like this, it's so nice out here. I'm a few. You do seem a little epee. Okay, hold on.

Starting point is 00:03:53 You're polyp, you can't even say polyp. This is worth, your voice is the worst I've ever heard of. I even put concealer under my eyes to try to. But they're half clothes. Okay, yes, I was, okay. I, we met, look, I went out with a gay couple last night. Yeah. And we, it was so nice, and we started, we were like, let's start with happy hour, five o'clock. Okay. So we're like, we'll go to happy hour, then we'll

Starting point is 00:04:15 go to dinner. You started at five o'clock? So we started with wine and happy hour, then we went to dinner where we had a couple more bottles of wine. Yeah. And then we're like, well, it's too early to go to the clubs, so then we went to dinner where we had a couple more bottles of wine. Yeah. And then we're like, well, it's too early to go to the clubs. So then we went back to the room for champagne and then you still went. You can just say you went on a bender. No, and then we went to the club. You're acting like alcohol surprised you. Like we went to a dinner and then, oh my, well it's open.

Starting point is 00:04:40 And then we went to another, oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. You're describing is insane amount of alcohol. He went on a bender. Really? I wasn't even hungover this year.

Starting point is 00:04:51 I would love to know how you guys define bender. What is the difference between a good night out and a bender? He said bottles plural. He said bottles plural. I didn't finish it. At dinner, mind you. I didn't finish it by myself.

Starting point is 00:05:04 And then you went out to the club afterwards. Yeah! How many drinks did you have last October? I don't remember. I didn't black out. Don't want bottles, okay. At dinner, mind you. I didn't finish it by myself. And then you went out to the club afterwards. Yeah. How many drinks did you have last night? I don't remember. I didn't black out. More or less than 10? Oh, less than 10. He's lying.

Starting point is 00:05:12 He's lying. You're like, guys, come on. Come on. You went on a bender. Unless. Unless, yeah. Unless it was more than 10. It was fun, though.

Starting point is 00:05:20 You said you started at five. That's like Will and I in Japan. I mean, yeah, no, I started five. And it's only, it's a brofriere to do. Did you feel like dog shit when you woke up this morning? No, I actually, well, I switched, at one point I was like, oh my God, it was after a double shot of tequila. Are you still drunk? No.

Starting point is 00:05:37 Oh, that's what it is. That would be kind of fun. No, no, no. I'm sober. I switched to soda water. Because people were like, I have another drink, and I'm like, I got to soda water, okay, cuz people were like I was like, but nobody knew what the fuck it was. I was just pouring soda water and Thing to come to LA and then all of a sudden be like sparkling, please Water soda water is a recovering alcoholic drink you get a soda water and you put it down like a like a touch of

Starting point is 00:06:08 Okay, but how many people are recovering alcoholics that drink so can I? Yeah, because It looks like your hand is occupied it looks like you're still drinking So you're like still social and you don't like come across as like weird I am NOT a recovering alcoholic, but I go through like a case of La Croix a day. It's a really bad Sprite But I go through like a case of La Croix a day. Oh, it's a really bad No, I love sprite But he doesn't have a he doesn't have a surprise you like la croix but sorry Oh, it's La Croix I slam a pumple moose like every hour. Yeah Is it a texture thing a mouth feel thing?

Starting point is 00:06:43 I just like to be consuming something and the fact that it's zero calorie makes me feel good about it and the fact that There's no aspartame in it also makes me feel like I'm not destroying my brains Have you ever thought of buying those things where you're able to make the soda water at home? No, we don't do soda stream is BDS Oh BDS boycott the vestments andodaStream, it's BDS. Oh, okay. BDS? BDS. Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions. Yeah, boy, yeah. It's an Israeli company. We have SodaStream, Sanzo, Raytheon, Nestle, St. Joe.

Starting point is 00:07:10 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't do Starbucks. I learned so much on this pod. I'm so happy to be here. No, I know. It's a minefield out there. You gotta be careful. You never know what you're gonna,

Starting point is 00:07:19 you may be supporting or funding, you know. That's right. You never know. Yeah, Austin is a nervous wreck around me. No, I am. He's like, am I consuming something un, Austin is a nervous wreck around me. No, I am. He's like, am I consuming something unethical? Yeah, no, seriously. No, I'm not like that.

Starting point is 00:07:29 I feel like I know the big ones, but not the details. Yeah. But it's good to run him by Hassan. Every time I need to buy something, I'll just send you a very long text. If he'll fucking, if he responds. I respond, you know what I mean? I was like, next thing, by the time he responds,

Starting point is 00:07:43 like you could have been funding another war. Yeah. Oh, good God. You know what I mean? Okay. Will, can you back me up on this? He responds to half of my shit. I went out last night. What, you went out?

Starting point is 00:07:52 You did? Yes, that's right. I was so proud of you. Yeah, I did. Without me, I was out too. We didn't even know you were in LA. You don't tell me you're in LA until after. What do you mean? I'm here for the podcast, of course I was in LA.

Starting point is 00:08:02 You literally. You could have flown in this morning. That's true. I think that's what you did last time. That's what I always do. He does usually do that, but now he's been doing the second thing, which is more annoying. No, you texted me that you were here later. No, hold on.

Starting point is 00:08:14 I love that the first app that opens is Snapchat. Yeah, okay. The thing that he's been doing recently is telling me that he's in Los Angeles after he's been in LA for an extended period of time without even informing me and he doesn't even stay with me like I'm like Austin why don't you come stay with me yesterday 852 a.m. are you in LA Hassan me yes yeah we had already gone out at that point no that was yesterday yeah 852 a.m. yeah oh 852 a.m. oh, oh 852 a.m. Oh, yeah, you went out last night. You didn't invite me

Starting point is 00:08:48 We went to a friend's very small birthday. Oh wait at a pool Pool bar, you know what I take it back will invite a me. Oh Will invite you remember twist in your guys Yeah, come out. We're going to a friend's birthday party. Why did you invite him? Yeah. What? I'm kidding. Can you believe this asshole?

Starting point is 00:09:09 No, I kind of can't actually. Because his story has flipped three ways already. It's been two minutes. We went out to a friend's birthday, a friend of both Will and mine. I've known him for around 15 years at this point. We went to college together. And he apparently

Starting point is 00:09:26 his own words, texted a close group of friends to see who would show up, which is kind of sad. Like as a test. Yeah. And I had totally forgotten. So luckily will was like, he said he was in his underpants. I feel like that's very will behavior. He'll remember. Yeah. He hit me up and it was like, Oh, you want me to pick you up? I was like, hell yeah. Thank you. And then we went and it was awesome. Yeah, great scene. All friends ordered a cartoonishly love, awesome club sandwich and just club sandwich like a like Bugs Bunny.

Starting point is 00:09:57 Like I opened my mouth like to like, like I did one of the Minecraft eat sound. Yeah, it course. Yeah. It was like this big. It was crazy, it was long. So really you went to dinner, you didn't go out. No, no, no, we went to a bar. Yeah. We went to a bar.

Starting point is 00:10:15 Did you have a beer? Yeah, I did, I did as a matter of fact, I had a tall boy of Guinness. And we reminisced. Yeah. Wait, speaking of eating, I know you can't eat. But I brought snacks. You brought snacks?

Starting point is 00:10:25 Of course. I'm for you guys. I would like to apologize because when you got here, I offered you food. Oh yeah, we're no longer friends, actually. And then I also offered you water. Do you think that's offensive to most people? Iman is fasting for Ramadan for those of you at home

Starting point is 00:10:42 who are wondering. Yeah, but they're not offended if you're like, would you like food? Yeah, it's actually like, oh, you're thinking of me. Thank you. Yeah, but they're not offended if you're like, would you like food? Yeah, it's actually like, oh, you're thinking of me. Thank you. Oh, OK. I just want to make sure. I thought it was OK.

Starting point is 00:10:50 Now, I know Tara brought you guys baklava too, but like every country has baklava. It's a baklava showdown. Please enjoy ours. Is this Moroccan? Yes. So Moroccan baklava, Moroccan cookies, which are mostly almond and sometimes other things.

Starting point is 00:11:05 And these are sort of orange slices with like cinnamon. Okay, let me tell you something, okay? I'm gonna be very honest about the baklava. Or are we trying to fight? Because we might, we might have to fight. Okay. Because here's what happened. That's really working.

Starting point is 00:11:21 Marsha's got the cheese. Tara brought us Persian baklava and she knew that it wasn't going to be that good in comparison to the Turkish baklava. So if this, I'm about to taste this and be very honest on if it matches the standards of Turkish baklava. In Morocco, we honey everything up. So she gonna be pretty sweet. Now, let's see.

Starting point is 00:11:41 I've had a lot of baklava. That is wild. Thank you. Don't intro that in. Now, I've had a lot of baklava. That is wild. You like? Yay! Thank you. Don't intro that yet, let's try it. Let's do the taste test for this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's pretty good, right?

Starting point is 00:11:56 Okay. It's good, I feel, the baklava's wild. Now let me tell you, Poki, there's a man with Lebanese blood coursing through his veins. Yes. All right? The Middle Eastern side of the table. Middle Eastern, yeah, yeah. Middle Eastern side of the table. as a man with Lebanese blood coursing through his veins. The Middle Eastern side of the table. Middle Eastern, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:08 Middle Eastern side of the table. I can tell you, although it pains me, this is the best baklava I've ever had. That was very good. I'm so glad you guys enjoyed it. I'm sorry to my Lebanese. It's good. Thank you, Hassan.

Starting point is 00:12:24 The Turk and him will not allow him to. Good is good enough in my mind. Cause I know even that took a lot to say. Okay, I tried to ask my mom once, like what are in Moroccan desserts? And I'll point at one and she'll say almond. And I'll point at another and she'll say Almond Wait, I'll be like, okay, what's inside?

Starting point is 00:12:49 She'll like all almond. Yeah. Yeah, there's three different types there, but so they do all so all It's a key ingredient. Oh In all of those like little cookies and treats and stuff this This specifically are, they're like, kinda like orange slices. Yeah, it would suck to have a nut allergy in Morocco. Yeah. You're really boned. You're just taken out immediately.

Starting point is 00:13:11 Sorry about that. Did you make this? No, no, no, no. But this is a place that I order from frequently. It's in a tin. I mean, look. Can we pretend though? She's so Martha Stewart-ish.

Starting point is 00:13:19 I'd love to be in my travel affair. I really would. I really would. This one is really good. The cookie. Oh wow. The almond. The almond. Can we pretend that we're not? She's so Martha Stewart. I'd love to be in my travel affair. I really would. I really would. This one is really good.

Starting point is 00:13:27 The cookie? Yeah, the almond cookie is really good. There's almond in there, by the way. I'll tell you what. This tastes delicious. The almond almond. I love the way you say that. I'll tell you what.

Starting point is 00:13:35 Gives me a like. This tastes so good. It was almost seductive. Great delivery, Austin. This one is, wait, is this a citrus slice? Yes. With almond in it? Yeah. It's not saying what, gives me a like, this taste. It was almost seductive, great delivery Austin.

Starting point is 00:13:46 This one is, wait is this a citrus slice? Yes. With almond and cinnamon? Yeah, and just random nice things. I also brought a snack. Really? Thank you so much for your snacks, they were fantastic. Marsh, would you please play the header

Starting point is 00:14:00 because this is a very controversial snack. It's got a story, go ahead and play this. Ooh, oh, well, well my stomach hurts. the header because this is a very controversial snack. It's got a story. Go ahead and play this. Will, Will, my stomach hurts. What? And I don't know where to find an in-network doctor. What should I do? Austin, show I thought you're a hypochondriac. You know where to do this, but I thought you'd know about ZocDoc. ZocDoc? That's right. ZocDoc. It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. Now I want to choose from a few different doctors.

Starting point is 00:14:33 I don't want to just have one option. How many options do I have with Zoc doc? Listen, Zoc docs gotcha. So you got to stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc.com slash fear to find an instantly book a top rated doctor today of your choice. That's z o c d o c.com slash fear zocdoc.com slash fear doc doc.com slash fear slash fear slash fear. Okay. Story. Go ahead and play this.

Starting point is 00:15:06 I mean, this afternoon's bright spot is all about cheese. Wisconsin may be the dairy capital of the world, but this year's top cheese hails from right here in Connecticut. That's right. Arithusa farms and Bantam has won the 2025 US Championship cheese contest bullshit bullshit as a Wisconsin cheesehead, I think it's unimaginable cruelty to allow Connecticut to win this. Why? There were more than 2,400 entries across 117 classes of cheese from 31 states.

Starting point is 00:15:41 It's a lot of effort, but it's such a rewarding feeling to know that others feel that it's a lot of effort, but it's it's such a rewarding feeling to know that that others Feel that it's such a technically sound product. Yeah, this is a very technically sound cheese So go ahead and pause that March so Dairy product, but it sounds like he's talking about like a language learning machine Falcon six yeah, we we were. Listen. So this is, this is a cheese cup winner from Connecticut, which is very controversial. Yes. Why?

Starting point is 00:16:14 Because the Wisconsinites of our country think that any cheese outside of Wisconsin is sub part. Listen, I'm not from Wisconsin, but I have a lot of feelings on this issue because I'm a big cheese head. And as a big cheese head, I haven't tasted this yet, but I already know that the jurors have been fraudulent at the cheese competition since 2023, when an aged Gouda also from Connecticut won

Starting point is 00:16:37 in the cheese championship. That was also a hot button year for cheese heads. And I believe that, I believe that the integrity of the United States cheese competition yeah needs to be addressed yeah Your purse is gonna smell like a chew. This actually smells pretty good. So what cheese is this? This is the Connecticut cheese. The winning cheese.

Starting point is 00:17:11 This is the winning cheese. This is the winningest cheese. I don't know that. Alright, here we go. In 2023 it was Gouda. Thank you, Hassan. Mmm. That is an intense cheese.

Starting point is 00:17:23 Oh, that's fucking amazing. I just came back from Paris and they also have such strong cheese, but like when this, when it tastes so strong, I don't really know what I'm looking for. Oh, that's so good. That is an intense cheese. What's good about it? It's a little, yeah, it's a very technically sound product. Wow.

Starting point is 00:17:39 Okay. This is the notes. Let me, can I have a piece of cheese? Okay, what notes? What notes? Do you have any crackers? Okay. Let me tell you something. a little piece of cheese? Okay, what notes? What notes? Do you have any crackers? Okay, let me tell you something. It's perfectly creamy.

Starting point is 00:17:49 And yet, not fatty, not so fatty that it would disturb the delicate texture. It's like a nuclear bomb of flavor too. It's a really good, I mean, I think this also might be a Gouda or an Emmental, but it is very, very good. It's a very technically sound cheese. I'm going to look it up, hold on. This is, is this the wrapper? Yeah, that's the rind. Do I eat it?

Starting point is 00:18:17 You can throw that in your mouth, go ahead. Oh, okay. I don't know. The United States Championship Cheese cheese contest is the nation's premier cheese content. It's been around since 1981. Right. Okay. And this year's cheese contest was also held in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Yep. And I want to see what the I'm going to see what the, the, the. Technically sound cheese. Okay, no, I need to give you more.

Starting point is 00:18:47 I'm gonna give you more. I thought you were joking around when you said you were a cheesehead. No, he's cheesehead. I love cheese. This was a really good cheese. Holy crap, it was good. That was delicious.

Starting point is 00:18:58 I can't do it. I can't wait to give some of this to Marat. The way I'm sat here fasting with three people going, bro, that was so yummy. That was yummy. I fucked up. Can I tell you how I fucked up? going, bro, that was so yummy. That was the yummy thing. I fucked up. Can I tell you how I fucked up? No, no, I think it's very funny.

Starting point is 00:19:09 Next week's food I'm bringing is the most expensive bottled water in the world. Oh, do you bring an item every time? Well, I'm starting to. But she can't drink water either. She's fasting. You can't have water. I didn't know that. Well, fasting, usually you can have water.

Starting point is 00:19:24 No. Well, intermittent fasting. Yeah. So, yeah, actually, I didn't know that. Well fasting, usually you can have water. No. Intermittent fasting. Yeah. So, actually let's talk about it. This will be educational for everyone here. Can you explain to us what fasting is? Here's the thing.

Starting point is 00:19:36 I don't mind. I keep looking up cheese fast. I don't mind talking about the fact that I'm fasting, but if we get into a religious debate, I'm gonna jump out the window. Yeah. No, it's not gonna be a debate. No, don't worry.

Starting point is 00:19:45 It's so informative. This is the entire Muslim world for a month out of the, I guess, what is it? It's the lunar calendar. Yes. So it changes every year. Changes every year. From sun up to sun down, don't eat any food, try not to swear, and also don't drink any water.

Starting point is 00:20:03 It's very Lent vibes. You try to be as good of don't drink any water. It's very lent vibes. You try to be as good of a person as you can. You give something up and for us it's eating from sun up to sun down. But you drink as much water, you eat as much food outside of those hours and you're kosher. So as long as the sun is down, you could just eat. Oh yeah, you can go to party.

Starting point is 00:20:21 If you want, you could flip your sleep schedule, but that's a little bit cheating. A lot of people do sleep a lot during Ramadan in the Muslim world. I mean you do be tired. Wait, Hassan, have you ever fasted? Yeah, but just for fun, just to see what it's like. Never for like- Have you ever made it through a full Ramadan? No, no.

Starting point is 00:20:39 30 days in a row? Absolutely not. No, I've only fasted for like two, three days in a row max. Well, geez. You get pretty used to it. You're not really giving up much, are you? No. No, because I'm not like, you know, I'm not a committed believer. He gave his whole life for you, Hassan. Are you kidding me? You're talking about Jesus Christ? Jesus is a prophet. Yeah, why not? Well, I thought Allah probably did too, right? They kind of all do in a way, no? They're all sacrificing for us Koreans. You mean Muhammad. Oh, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, did it, Allah did it. We just nailed it. Allah is just God. Jesus is also considered a prophet under Islam.

Starting point is 00:21:27 We recognize Jesus. That's right. Well, I know that. But not that he is the son of God. That's the only difference. And also- So what, is he a cousin of God? No, he's just a prophet.

Starting point is 00:21:37 Jesus is, he's still considered a prophet. Okay, all right. Just, okay. A second cousin twice. That's kind of my idea. They basically think that that book of religion came last. Does the Christian religion recognize Muhammad? No, because it came after.

Starting point is 00:21:51 Oh, okay. Yeah, got it. Christians don't recognize Islam. Islam recognizes all religions. The Christians are older than Islam. Wait, you didn't... Oh my God. This is like theology.

Starting point is 00:21:59 I don't know the timelines either. Though I know some details like Christianity, Islam. And then Scientology. Oh my god And then And we're trying to be a better version of right that's right I don't usually talk about religion too much because I I feel like everybody has such a particular Yeah, no, no, wait, you guys know SZA much. Yes. Did you watch her recent movie with Kiki Palmer? Do you guys know SZA much? Yes. Did you watch her recent movie with Keke Palmer? No, I didn't.

Starting point is 00:22:26 Well, she just plays this very fun, like spiritual character and I'm very much along those lines of like, with religion, take what good it does for you. Yeah, yeah. Live a happy life, be the best person you can be. I'm all for people to be. Same period, let's go. Yeah, do religion.

Starting point is 00:22:40 I personally really like fasting, I feel like. It's a good challenge for me every year. And it helps me kind of disconnect from my relationship with food, because it's so addictive. Even just caffeine or like the idea of, I need to go out with these people and eat this thing. You don't go crazy if thought though?

Starting point is 00:22:57 Pardon? You don't go crazy if thought when you break your fast? I've tried to recently, over the years, my if thought has gotten less and less crazy. Like I'll try to, you know when your stomach shrinks a little bit when you haven't been eating as much and you're so hungry, you go to recently, over the years, my iftar has gotten less and less crazy. Like, I'll try to, you know when your stomach shrinks a little bit when you haven't been eating as much and you're so hungry, you go to eat, you finish half a sandwich, you're like, okay, I'm good. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:12 What is iftar? Iftar is when you eat. It's when you break the fast. Yeah. So that's when we break the fast. Okay. So the next morning it's like, yes. And there's a ceremony associated with that too.

Starting point is 00:23:20 I mean, everyone can break it. I was going to bring you guys dates. That's the classic thing that you eat. Mejdel dates, so yummy. Well Hassan broke it on the iftaw was like two days into the... I don't... I don't follow any of the... You're just free balling it.

Starting point is 00:23:36 I kinda like it. I just know he's a bad... I'm a bad monkey. It's true. So here's the thing, ifta if you're supposed to break your fast, a date with water or I think, I don't know if this was made up in Turkey, but my parents would say olives.

Starting point is 00:23:54 We do dates. Yeah, but dates is usually the most common one, the most popular one. And then there's also sahur, which is like right before sun up is when you're like the last time that you can eat. And that's usually when like a lot of people will wake up early in the morning before sun up,

Starting point is 00:24:10 you know, a couple hours before sun up and then eat like a big meal as well. Damn. Okay. Yeah, you set like a five a.m. o'clock. It must be really hard to be like Muslim in the Arctic Circle or Alaska, where like sometimes the days are like three days.

Starting point is 00:24:23 Yeah. Yeah. How do they do that? No, I think they have specific rules or places like Doesn't go down for six months Oh interesting it's really hard to be a good muscle in the See you learn something every day. What do they do, close the blinds? Sorry. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:24:51 But I did wanna say I didn't get to at the beginning, but I was so excited to come on the podcast today, also because I feel like I haven't seen you guys in so long. It's been a minute. It's been way too long. It really has. I feel like there hasn't been as many like streamer events as usual over the months.

Starting point is 00:25:07 I mean, I'm doing my best. Yeah. Please. Please do more. Yeah, I will. Do better. I'll do more. I'm gonna try.

Starting point is 00:25:15 I'm gonna try. And secondly, not to glaze, but I watched some episodes before coming here and I wanted to say the podcast has only gotten better. Thank you. Truly. Thank you so much. She's like, last time I was on, y'all gotten better. Truly. Thank you so much. She's like last time I was on, y'all were ass.

Starting point is 00:25:28 No, no, but the last couple episodes I've watched, I really, I feel your guys' dynamic and friendship. I feel like it's so smooth, the back and forth. And especially because I started the podcast with Lilly, so now I have so much more appreciation for that smooth banter. Actually, I wanted to ask you guys for some podcast advice. Let's do it.

Starting point is 00:25:47 Because a struggle that I've had recently is, sometimes we'll have an outline, and I feel like I try to follow the outline too rigidly. But when I just look at Lily and we just start shooting the shit, it's so good. Marge, why are you laughing? How do you do a bit of both, still have a concise episode of some sort? So who makes that outline for you?

Starting point is 00:26:06 Yeah, yeah, good question. Who makes your outline? It's actually March. We hired him too. So he makes an outline for you Well, that's cool cuz he doesn't make one for us. Oh, I think that's why he was too busy with ours Yeah, that's cool. We don't have an outline. I don't know if you have a note. Well maybe that's a good thing because you just, it's such a good flow. What we find is when you mix homosexuality with homophobia, you can find a really great balance.

Starting point is 00:26:36 Not you Will, him mostly. No, he's a homosexuality kid. It's 3 v 1 here. It's 3 v 1. No, we free ball it. I find when we add too much structure, it sucks. I mean, it doesn't suck, but it's not as good. I think what I try and do is bring a few topics that I think, like, everybody has tuned into.

Starting point is 00:26:56 And then you don't try and give it, like, a set amount of time. You bring it up, and if people latch into it, or like with the cheese, it's like, oh, interesting. Kind of use it as a launching point and then just kind of banter yeah and that's what we do and that's what we're doing right now speaking of which you're the girly pop nation representative right now is there anything that you want to talk about any grievances anything grinding your gear yeah what's going on in girly pop nation that you know about well the first thing that comes to mind is just yesterday I did a stream with Ray,

Starting point is 00:27:27 Mee Young, Leslie, Tina, and we all gave Elam a little makeover. It was very fun. Can we see the final product? Oh please. We first turned him into a handsome French man and gave him a little haircut. Now how does one sell French?

Starting point is 00:27:43 We made his little stash much, much more intense. We literally filled it in and then we shaved the sides and I don't know He turns. Oh, okay, but then we made him into a pretty pretty girl I know She kind of she kind of bad though wait, let me show you guys I took some actually killer photos I'm feeling a little confused. That's the goal, that's the goal. He has a decent facial structure for being a pretty lady. Wow.

Starting point is 00:28:13 Wow. Wow. Wow. She looks good. Guys, look at this. Wow, Ella looks real. Yeah. He looks so cute.

Starting point is 00:28:21 Oh my gosh. Period, period slay. Yeah, slay, look at that. Send that to the monster. Send that to the monster. Send that to the monster. Send that to my gosh. Period, period slay. Yeah, slay, look at that. Yeah. Send that to, send it to Marge if you don't mind. Oh my gosh.

Starting point is 00:28:31 Pull it up on the. I feel like Elam looks like a D1 softball pitcher. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he looks like he could play for the female Los Angeles team. Yeah. Los Angeles like WNBA. You did a great job.

Starting point is 00:28:44 Thank you, but what I was shocked by. didn't mean anything wrong about it in the sparks Sparky Yeah, I don't I don't do I barely know the male team Lady Lakers he did is that a thing he doesn't know what the name of the professional sports team for the I think I got That right look up. I think it's the LA Sparks. I'm gonna look really bad now. That's impressive for you to know that. Thank you. Are you an LA native?

Starting point is 00:29:08 No. Oh really? Why are you giggling? So far from being LA native. Yes! Nice. He's not LA native. I guess he just has so much knowledge in his brain.

Starting point is 00:29:19 No, he just loves women. He's a real feminine. Do you guys go to WNBA games? I have. I have not. I would. And what brought you to it? Like WNBA games? I have. I have not. I would. And what brought you to it? Like, did someone ask?

Starting point is 00:29:28 I wanted to watch some basketball. His love for women. Okay, respect. I wonder if someone invited you or a group of friends. No. His love and respect for women, Pokey. I think the WNBA is- Do I not love and respect women enough?

Starting point is 00:29:38 I haven't gone. Take me, Will. Take me. No, WNBA. I think all live sports are really fun. Go have some food, enjoy. But I think the WNBA is like having a really kind of cool renaissance right now.

Starting point is 00:29:50 And I think it's only going to continue to grow in relevancy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess we all need to go. Otherwise, those ladies can ball. Yeah, yeah, they can. I tell you what, I agree with you, Will. Nothing better than going to a sports game hitting up the concession stand Yeah, what do you get in a concession? Now there's now the concessions are included I usually go to the

Starting point is 00:30:19 People in his box I don't get a box Sometimes when I'm sitting in my box, I like to sprinkle popcorn into the regular stand. I can tell you what my concession stand was. Los Angeles Lakers versus Clippers, one piece night. We were all there. It was amazing.

Starting point is 00:30:36 It was an amazing game. It was Luca's birthday. It was close. I got fried chicken. Wow. I got a LeBron jersey after. I tell you what, there's a certain type of food that when you eat it in that environment, it's better because you're eating it in that environment. Hot dogs. For me sports, hot dogs.

Starting point is 00:30:57 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say airplane food to me tastes better because you're eating it in the sky. No, it's the opposite. It depends on the food. Yeah. Like the snackies, yes. Really? The meals, some meals are hits, some are...

Starting point is 00:31:14 One time I ordered a steak on a plane, okay? Wild. A steak glazed with... I know, kind of wild, right? I get it. I start cutting into it. I'm taking a bite. I'm like, okay, this is? I get it, I start cutting into it, I'm taking a bite, I'm like, okay, this is some interesting barbecue sauce.

Starting point is 00:31:28 I keep cutting, I realize it's chocolate sauce. Chocolate glaze on a steak. Where were you going? I don't even remember, I lost it out of my mind. I think. Oh my God. I think it might have been London. London? I don't know what happened. Chocolate glaze on a steak? Sounds like British Air happened But I'm like planes all hired chefs and I feel like the chefs are like trying to prove something and they need to stop

Starting point is 00:31:51 Keep it simple. Yes Don't don't over complicate it. I think airplane food is Garbage and I'm talking like I've seen you eat a second or a third burger on a plane. Yeah For fucking 15 hours. I'm just saying. When we're going to Japan, what am I supposed to do, die? I have to eat the food. I got violently food poisoned on a plane.

Starting point is 00:32:12 Oh, no. What happened? Not the last time I went to Japan, but the time before. Oh. I didn't want to get the gringo menu. Oh, no. I felt. So you got the.

Starting point is 00:32:19 Oh, so you got the. OK, OK. The light menu versus the Japanese food menu. I was like, oh, the light menu versus the Japanese food. I was like, oh, the Japanese menu. And I'm slamming seafood in the sky. Oh no. And like an hour.

Starting point is 00:32:30 No, but the Japanese menu is also weird. Cause it's like, not even just like sea urchin. There's just like colors and shapes you've never seen before. Cod belly on the seafoam. I would have died. I'm allergic to sea urchin, like violent. What happens if you have an allergic reaction in the sky? Is there an EpiPen epi pen two hours in the bathroom

Starting point is 00:32:52 Stuart is like hello. Are you throwing up? Was it the double dragon? Oh, yeah, okay? Is that what they were trying to be so nice to me? They're like are you okay, sir? Can we help you? I was like please just leave me alone. I think is when you okay, sir? Can we help you? Yeah, why is that called double drag that much my brother said but it could be is it Japanese air marshal with With a taser waiting as well see what comes out of the back of the round Yeah, how long did it last? Oh like a solid two hours? Oh my god. That's terrible I went back to my seat and sweat. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know sometimes that can happen to me in Japan to the last trip Wow. Yeah, but it was thank God for bidets

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Starting point is 00:34:51 and it's not Austin that brought that up. But worst experience I ever had was my crown broke off on my teeth. Yeah. And I had to fly back. And I was in the air with the worst toothache of all time. And then I found out that when you're in the air, it hurts even worse. Exactly, because the pressure,

Starting point is 00:35:12 because the same thing happened to me. My worst experience was actually, sorry, finish your first. Well, no, I was literally just like trying to shove my face into the seat as hard as I could with the hopes that like, I don't know, it's just like it goes away and it never went away. I was just praying. I was like, please just smite me, God.

Starting point is 00:35:32 I wanna just die right now. It was like the worst pain of my life. I feel you. Something about like a crazy toothache on a plane, you feel like you're gonna die. Because, okay, so as he mentioned, also learned this when it happened to me, the pressure... Popular. The pressure of going up and flying. Yeah. Somehow makes your gums and your teeth react and

Starting point is 00:35:57 sometimes if you had an issue that you didn't know about you will find out once you're a bazillion meters up in the air. Or if you have a sinus infection. Yeah, yeah. It all works. It's right. Funny story. First time on a plane.

Starting point is 00:36:11 Wait a minute. You're laughing. Hold up. It's a joke, but I actually came out on an airplane. I did not know that. Wait, really? To who? Okay, so this is a story.

Starting point is 00:36:20 Oh, to Lord Kirk. Yeah, I don't know if anybody's heard this story, but my best friend Kirk, we were on an airplane and there was this- The pressure was making me feel very- Yeah, yeah, I was like, oh my God, Kirk, I've got an erection. It was ringing something up?

Starting point is 00:36:31 Yeah, so no. I feel like I've heard that too, you know? Yeah, oh, I mean, that you get hard on a plane? Someone does. Snakes on a plane. I mean, people do get hard on a plane. Some people jerk off in bathrooms, like, you know. What? Yeah, I yeah, it's not illegal

Starting point is 00:36:45 Yeah, what you've definitely checked have you done that before no neither of us. It's not illegal It's just the more I've never done that on a plane either You are both saying it like in a way that's making me feel like you've jerked off I'm not thank you for saying what I'm feeling but louder and more expressive. I have not we can't smoke a cigarette Yeah, but you can jerk off. Okay, but why would you know that? I mean, I'm not saying I would do it, but in 10 hours it gets pretty boring. You guys are both pounded off in airports.

Starting point is 00:37:16 No, I have not. It's been a long time. I've never heard the term pounded off actually. I am simply saying that it's not illegal. How would you even do that functionally? Like you could barely fit in the bathroom. I am simply saying that it's not illegal Functionally like you could barely fit in the bathroom You would if one were to do it they do it very carefully. I've never done it. So I'm not talking about myself Yeah, and you just back to you coming out very emotional

Starting point is 00:37:40 Yeah, so I was on the plane and we were going to twitchcon this is like oh god, I don't know when this was but we were going to twitchcon yeah and I was on the plane with Kirk and we were there was this really fucking hot flight attendant I mean girl hot guy hot big pecs or titty no big boobs okay okay big boobs and they're going like this yeah like they do and then she walked down just one after the other, boom. They're, they're, I have never seen a man make tits look less appetizing. Than this much. Yeah, they're just, you know, just big old, It's not helping.

Starting point is 00:38:15 Big old boobies, right? Okay. And that big old, big old just. Bag of sand. Just, just big old buttons. Okay. It's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:24 We don't have to cut it. He's trying so hard to be straight. Beautiful. Like, butt, one of those. You ever seen a woman butt? So, she's walking down the aisle, and Kurt goes, Hey, look at that. And I go, what?

Starting point is 00:38:44 And I was like, I don't know what the hell you're talking about at that. And I go, what? And I just, I was like, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I don't know what you, what do you mean what? What? You know, is somebody, what is there, do we need to jump into action? Is there something wrong? Is there a 9-11-2 happening?

Starting point is 00:38:53 I will take over the plane. It's fine. Yeah, so anyway, I was like, what's going on? He's like, Austin, you didn't see that? Come on. Are you gay or something? And then there was a long, there was a long pause. And long pause and I went like this.

Starting point is 00:39:09 Yeah, I think I am. Austin, can I be honest? In that same tone? Sorry. That is the craziest way to come out to your boss for him being like, hey, look at those tits and you're going, I will not. What are you, gay?

Starting point is 00:39:24 Well, yeah. I will not, I will not But if there is some cock I've been meaning to tell you something so you you came out He was trying to have a wait You came out to your best friend in a way where it was like he could possibly feel bad Yes, I am yes Kirk's response to I think the funniest part is Kirk's response was yeah, I know he knew Because he knew I was gay because we would talk about women together. And you would describe girls like this. He said the way I would describe...

Starting point is 00:40:10 It's like your 12 year old who's only ever watched anime. Wait, so maybe Kirk was just like testing you when he was like, what are you, gay or something? Come on. Yeah, yeah. And so I came out to him and he was the only person that knew for a while. Yeah. And then eventually I told my mom and then I was like, just tell everybody. Did your mom also go, Hey, look at the tits on that. No, mom, no perfect opportunity to tell you.

Starting point is 00:40:34 I like men. I can't I don't remember. For a lot of people that came out, I feel like they can relate with this someday. You just one you just kind of it just overcomes you one day. Yes, like I'm gonna do it today yeah and I came downstairs my mom was sitting in the chair I was like mom I got something to tell you and she and I go I'm gay or I'm bisexuals when I said yeah and she's like you're gay she countered she one-up okay but she was right she was right no No, she didn't. I said, I'm bisexual. She said, shut up, F-word.

Starting point is 00:41:06 I know what you want. So, you know, I love my mom. She's a true ally. She was, she was correct. She wasn't doing bi. Did she actually say you're gay? No, she told, I told her I was bi. I said tell everybody. And then she just told everybody I was gay. Wow. Which honestly helped because... She did, she did bisexual erasure.

Starting point is 00:41:23 Yeah, yeah. That's so cute. Yeah, no, my mom was great. Your mom knew you were trying to soften the blow. Yes, yeah. He says he likes tits, but he keeps describing them like he'd bring in a plane. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:38 But she also loves, he definitely loves planes. Girls, sometimes... Look at the tits on her. No, I mean, I think everybody loves a nice little pair of boobs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, right? Do you like a nice pair of breasts? I feel like universally, I feel like don't we come into the world having an appreciation

Starting point is 00:41:57 for them because they're the first things that feed us. I think like- And sustain us and nurture us and grow us. What a grounded way of looking at it. And it doesn't have to be sexual, it doesn't have to be perverted. Sometimes it is. That's the same way Will and I appreciate you.

Starting point is 00:42:11 It's maternal. In the words that you used for sure. And not like a wuga type situation. I'm so happy to hear that. Like I think I love, like I love, like at first I love all women. But like women with like very large boobs I'm just like, oh my god, but there's something interesting

Starting point is 00:42:29 I think it's they're reminiscent of a fart where a fart has an opportunity to return us to a juvenile state The much more mature I get It's always fascinating that sometimes just a pendulous pair of breasts Immediately, I kind of do like a do you think please clear that from your? Do you think balls serve a similar? No balls are just hilarious. Yeah That's more like juvenile ish to me. I think they're silly I maybe it's because we don't have any relationship with our father's balls Unless we take a really traumatic shower

Starting point is 00:43:04 I mean like a fast turn I think it's funny there's just like yeah guys often will have a traumatic well not a guy's growing up sometimes you walk in and oh shit there's your dad and you can't get you know throughout your childhood a lot of people unfortunately walk in and see that. Yeah. You know, right? I think we've all.

Starting point is 00:43:28 Actually, I had someone walk in on me once when I was a child and I never forgot that. So I understand it just kind of. Wait, someone walked in on you being naked? Yeah. That's different. Yeah. That's a very different situation.

Starting point is 00:43:40 We're talking about seeing your parents naked. Yeah. Luckily didn't ever have to do that, thank God. Yeah, I see my parents naked. Also, the other thing, you make it seem like you, this is a constant phenomenon. Yeah, I've seen them both naked, unfortunately. But that's like double homicide, double trauma.

Starting point is 00:43:55 Also, when you're a young man, like a adolescent man, and you see your father naked, his penis looks like shy Halued, you know what I mean? Like the first, because you're the sandworm. Adolescent man and you see your father naked his penis looks like shy. Hallou. Do you know what I mean? Like dad dicks when you're seven years old you're like what the fuck And the sad thing is like when you become an adult you can never go back and and compare your penis, right? So in my mind, my dad's penis is always gonna be larger than mine. I don't know if that's true,

Starting point is 00:44:30 but for years I haven't seen this since I was eight. Yeah, no, you gotta, no, you just gotta, next time you see your dad. Jack, pour your cocktail. Next time you see it, you're like, come on, come on. Wait, so you've also seen it. Oh, I've seen my dad's. Have you?

Starting point is 00:44:41 I've seen my dad's penis. My dad. Have most men seen their? Yeah. March says he sees his dad's dick as well. But it's kind of- We're four for four, that's 100%. My dad's not very modest.

Starting point is 00:44:50 My dad would just walk out downstairs naked sometimes. That's crazy. You've mentioned this before. That's not my dad's situation. Yeah, no, my dad would just, well, I'd be walking into the kitchen there. He would be just making his coffee. I said, Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 00:45:03 Naked? Put on a fucking robe, dad. Jesus Christ. There's no blinds on the windows, the neighbors. My dad's a big underwear guy. He always used to wear underwear around the house. That's it though, which was always strange to me. Like, why are you walking around in underwear?

Starting point is 00:45:20 He doesn't do that at my house, luckily, because I have too many guests. Yeah. That's good. I think it's kind of like a territorial thing. Maybe, yeah. Oh, like I own this place. One of my favorite stories about my grandfather

Starting point is 00:45:32 is when my mom brought home someone that she was dating, my grandfather didn't really approve of the guy. And when the guy was like freshening up in the bathroom before like the prom or whatever, my grandfather came in and started taking a shit. Like just to show him that he didn't. Now that's marking your territory. That's awesome.

Starting point is 00:45:50 He's like, oh my Lord. Holy shit, that's bad ass. It's tough. Yeah, it's tough shit. It's very territorial. It's very final. I feel like you can't fart though in that situation. I don't, I think.

Starting point is 00:46:04 If you cut a fart in that situation It's like kind of funny We have a guest you know, it's okay you undermine the position of authority that you had if it's like a comical fart You might as well go Bring it in anything first thing that comes to mind free word association Yeah, what's I bring in girly population? Bring it in, anything. First thing that comes to mind, free word association. Yeah, what's- What you guys keep talking about, so I'm thinking vagina, but I'm like-

Starting point is 00:46:30 No, no, girly population is- I've never seen my mothers. We can talk about vaginas. Yeah. I've never seen my mothers, though I do appreciate that growing up, we had like a bath house kind of culture. Oh.

Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah, so we would go to the Moroccan bath houses, everybody's naked. Wow. But I'd usually go with my aunts, not my mom. Oh, so you saw hella old people's pussies. Yeah, yeah, Everybody's naked. Wow. But I'd usually go with my aunts, not my mom. Oh, so you saw hella old people's pussies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

Starting point is 00:46:48 Just not your mom's. No. Little crass. Little crass. Promethum, promethum. Yeah. No, I wish I had that because I remember the first set of female parts I saw was my cousin's.

Starting point is 00:46:59 I actually walked into her using the restroom. I'm saying. And I ran away. And she probably remembers to this day. I ran away. I was so traumatized. Was she naked in the restroom? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:08 Oh, was she going to the bathroom? We were on a ski trip. And I ran away. Oh, yeah. I like booked it. Oh no. They didn't notice that I was gone. That's kind of funny.

Starting point is 00:47:16 There was like four hours that I was like, oh my God. I need to process this emotionally. Yeah, I went and bought a crepe. Oh. I remember this very vividly. Oh. I like silently ate a crepe and was like, it was like my version of having a drink. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:31 Do you feel like it was like a shameful response? Oh yeah. You felt bad about it. What did I do? Yeah. Am I going to jail? That and also like, how am I ever gonna look my cousin in the eyes again?

Starting point is 00:47:42 Yeah. And how did you move past that? No, not easily. Oh. I think she kind of, she's like, it's okay, William. I feel like how am I ever gonna look my cousin in the eyes again? And how did you move past that? Not easily. I think she's like, it's okay William. And I was like, oh. Wait, are you much older than you? Yeah, she's older.

Starting point is 00:47:53 Ooh. That's a sign of a pure soul though. That softens the blow a little bit I think. Yeah. Maybe. I would be mortified if anybody saw me. Even today I don't wanna be seen naked. Oh. Yeah. Wait, why? I mean, mean like with my if I'm having if I'm like sleeping

Starting point is 00:48:09 with somebody I don't care but I don't want to just be like out just I don't want you to see me naked. Yeah we were supposed to go to an onsen in Japan. Yeah that's the thing. And measure each other's top. Why measure? No because they made it. That ruins the like that ruins the wholesome vibe. I know but they made it about my penis and I just didn't want it to... No, you just wanted to put him on. Listen, there was gonna be no measuring. We just like winding him up.

Starting point is 00:48:35 It was nerve-wracking, Pokey, because let's say we go to the arm stand. Performance anxiety? Good penis and bad penis days. It's kind of like a good hair day, bad hair day. Is that a thing? Because my coochie looks the same every day. No certain certain days you wake up and you're like Yeah, you have a real good penis day we're like damn was I'm swinging Yeah, your cholesterol is just right. Yeah

Starting point is 00:49:01 Testosterone yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, so I'm not the only guy that thinks that- No, no, no, you have good penis days for sure. I didn't realize that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I do have an equivalent. There are good breast days and less good breast days. 100%. Really? Yes, and it's all correlated to your cycle.

Starting point is 00:49:17 Closer to your period? Yep. Wow. Oh my God. So as I was saying earlier, I was like, my hormonal imbalance is gonna fix this podcast. That's because right before my period, my estrogen is out of this world.

Starting point is 00:49:29 My breasts are so sore, I wanna die. Is that your main symptom that you get, or do you get mood swing? A little mood swinging. Primary symptom though, the girls. How long does it last every month? That phase, it's called the luteal phase. Oh my God, I love teaching guys about the menstrual cycle.

Starting point is 00:49:47 Yes, luteal, and it starts with an L, so you know it's the worst, it's the worst. Is that a lunar-based word? I think it might be. That would make sense, since it's like a 28-ish day cycle. Hassan, do you know anything about the menstrual cycle? Do you know anything about the? Because you know a lot about a lot of things,

Starting point is 00:50:03 but I don't hear you pipin' up, and you know anything about the menstrual cycle? Do you know anything about the- Cause you know a lot about a lot of things, but I don't hear you piping up and you usually pipe up. I was just giving space to a lady to talk about this. I don't wanna man- He texts. I don't wanna man- Give space for defying gravity. Explain about the period, you know what I mean? From the Latin lutes, meaning yellow,

Starting point is 00:50:20 referencing the color of the corpus, lydium, a temp, what the hell are these words the hell temporary endocrine structure involved in ovulation early pregnancy So not relating to the little that last to the moon that doesn't last that long then no no Ludial phase is right before your period. It's about a week. Oh my god. Well, okay And then how long does the period last about a week? Christ is half the fucking month. Yeah Do you know how many times I've rented about this? Like you s- It's what do you mean that time of the month? It's all the time.

Starting point is 00:50:50 You're 30 years old, you didn't know the period lasts a month? Oh my god. Ally! You get it. Women. You get it. No, no, I'm just pokey. No, I'm just saying. Fuck that! Like girl, that's crazy. Yeah, I know! I've been trying. What the fuck? Men don't know this shit! But like, being a female streamer, sometimes I talk about this stuff and I'm like- Girl that's crazy Like a three-day thing oh no oh my god Wait, okay, you guys know but I I feel like you don't care as much. Like he's caring right now.

Starting point is 00:51:28 I think it's just because the information's so fresh for him. It's shocking. I truly didn't know it was two weeks. I think a lot of men out there don't know that. Check back with him in like two months. He's not gonna be shocked. No, I'll remember it.

Starting point is 00:51:39 I'll remember it. Thank you. And what can we do? Austin, have you bought my merch yet? No, Will, I thought you were gonna send me some Austin you're rich. That's right Where can I find is will neff dot shop go buy the merch, please? I'm gonna go buy it right now

Starting point is 00:52:02 As a society because you could say birth control because technically that kind of eradicate you It can mess up your hormones about the symptoms, okay Well that I am so sorry the best thing you can do is Love women all the time and always forever. Yes got that down God yeah, I just adore women you don't Yeah, but I think you don't like women so much you don't even you don't even fuck with do. Yeah, but I think... You don't like women so much, you don't even fuck with them. Yeah, I do. You don't fuck with women at all. I do. I talked to a woman last night.

Starting point is 00:52:34 I had women friends. Yeah, I did. I did. I talked to a woman last night for a few minutes. Well, I don't remember her name. Oh, for a few minutes. She complimented my pants. Ah. And I said, thank you, sweetie. Glad you entertained. Sweetie. Thanks does for you. And I said, thank you, sweetie. Glad you entertained.

Starting point is 00:52:45 Sweetie. Thanks, sweet cheeks. And I did this. Yeah. No, I didn't say sweet. I didn't say you have pendulous breasts, but not in a sexual way. No, last night at the club,

Starting point is 00:53:01 so in the bathroom, like the men bathroom, there's a bunch of urinals, no dividers, and I'm a shy peer. So I'm like- Was it a bad penis day? Yes. Yesterday was a bad penis day.

Starting point is 00:53:15 I was like, I am not feeling good right now. So I was like, I can't, I was like, what am I supposed to do? I can't get hard right now, cause that'd be weird. Yeah. And you know, it's all I- Wait, you can can't get hard right now because that'd be weird. Yeah. You know, so hold on. Wait, you can't even pee. Follow the logic. Follow the logic.

Starting point is 00:53:27 Right? I'm not gonna get, that's the only way it's gonna look good at the urinal and I don't want to do that. This is weird. Were you actively contemplating fluffing to take a piss? No, I was not contemplating fluffing. It was off the table, well, which is why it wouldn't just work. He had contemplated it already. It was off the table. It wasn't an act of contemplation. It happened already. It was

Starting point is 00:53:55 No never Okay, so I was like there's there was one stall and it was like a gender-neutral bathroom And so I was like well, I gonna get in line here, and I was so it was me and a bunch of girls in line to go to the urinal and then or to go to the stall and I Don't know what happened, but I ended up. I was like okay. I'm gonna go in now, and then I go in and I just hear Hey, it was my turn and I come out of the bathroom and I was like, oh shit So I just like I just stay quiet And they were proud hey and they were pissed Yeah, it's like I was like, you know really trying to put you know

Starting point is 00:54:34 I was getting nervous so I couldn't get it all out like and Frank trying to take Was on and at that moment you were thinking to yourself. I should have just fluffed So I come out and this is girl she's like four feet ten yeah, and I'm like I am so sorry I didn't know it was your turn, and she's like it's okay You know you're lucky you're handsome I know I was like Yeah, thanks, sweetie. Wait, that's the conversation you had with a woman last night? Yeah, that was always...

Starting point is 00:55:26 That's what you brought up as a conversation? So you caught a woman in a bathroom line? Yeah, no, I didn't realize that was the same story. You pissed her over the stall with your hard dick. No, no, that's another pet peeve of mine. No, I cannot... Pissing all over the stall? No, or pissing on the toilet seat? When I into a bathroom, and there's pee on the toilet seat I have to clean it up

Starting point is 00:55:49 Yeah, because then whoever's behind me will think that I did that shit. Yeah It probably with you yeah, I'm sorry you I do repeat But what do you do what do you do in a situation where there's just like fecal matter everywhere? Oh like the toilet You gotta do this motion to the next person. Yeah. Yeah. No, I do. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:09 I do do that. Listen, listen. No. It's really bad. It looks really bad. I don't know what this guy did. No, you know what I do is I open the door and I see it and I go, oh my God.

Starting point is 00:56:18 Yeah. You bring out the theatrics. Okay, but, okay. But scenario. He becomes a react streamer. Scenario. Yeah. No one's in the bathroom. You do that.

Starting point is 00:56:26 Yeah. Okay. And then you come out. It's impossible to clean. Yeah. And then there's a person where I usually go, wait, you don't want to go in there. I didn't do it, but you know, it's crazy though is like I've

Starting point is 00:56:37 been into a bathroom like after a sweet old lady or something. And if there's fecal around, I'm still blaming her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm like, be more likely if it was a sweet old lady or something. And if there's fecal around, I'm still blaming her. Oh yeah. Even if it's a sweet old lady. I'm like, what? Would it almost be more likely if it was a sweet old lady?

Starting point is 00:56:48 Cause they have a hard time controlling their bowels. And oh, I'm so sorry, but technically speaking. Yeah, whoever came in before me, it's their fault. She is right. A lot of the folks that are elderly. And that's okay, that's why they wear diapers. Yes, yeah. There's a lot of elderly folks that I have witnessed

Starting point is 00:57:04 in restrooms or heard in restrooms They have some trouble Wait, why are you witnessing? You mean like from the outside? I'm a bystander, I'm not looking for it Austin has a lot of public restrooms I do, I go to a lot of public restrooms not like not like for fun But I tend to the way you say it though makes it seem like this is something you're looking out for No, no, I have I have seen which is we've talked this on the podcast before, but this is why music needs to be playing in restrooms.

Starting point is 00:57:30 Because like a silent restroom. Or in Japan where they play like the rain noises. The rain noises. I love that. They've perfected public. Yeah. You have to do something because like silence is just like whatever. So I'm just like, sometimes if I have to go, I'll just start whistling.

Starting point is 00:57:44 Yeah. Okay, wait. Try to cover the noise. is just like whatever. So I'm just like, sometimes if I have to go, I'll just start whistling. Whistling. Yeah. Okay, wait. Try to cover the noise. As a member of girly pop nation, Yeah. One, love you so much, you got something. Oh my God, how long has it been, Poki?

Starting point is 00:57:55 I don't know, I just know that. Let me see. Let me see. Oh no, it's right there. Yeah, yeah, oh God. It's been the whole. It's not that bad. Oh my God, it's been the whole episode. Yeah, Yeah. Oh God. It's been the whole. Oh my God. It's been the whole

Starting point is 00:58:05 episode. Yeah. It's the cookies. Oh my God. It's been the whole episode. It's over. At least it was way up there. It wasn't noticeable. It's going to show up on all your TikToks. Oh my God. All my TikTok clips. Not the TikToks. Cause that's the only reason why he does his podcast. No. I do love his TikToks. Look at his voice. No. No. No. No. on his podcast. No! He hit the high-rise. No! No, I did this podcast because it's a passion of mine. Hey, be unashamed about it. Yeah. All right, fuck it. Shameless.

Starting point is 00:58:33 I do this podcast because we make great money. Yeah. Period. Patreon.com slash Viren. Yeah. And because the people love me. And the people, well, I mean, I just- And the TikTok people especially love me.

Starting point is 00:58:42 Some of them do. There's people that, I do have haters. I know it's a shock, but some people- There's no way. No, I do. I definitely have people especially love some of them do there's people that I do have haters I know it's a shock. There's no no I do. I definitely have a talk to them Yeah, it's either me. It's either the will doesn't have any haters. I think all the cutie Cinderella fans hate us Yeah, yeah, they hate us collective Yeah, which is weird because I think they were like originally fans of mine or fans of will as well But then they became cutie fans and now they fucking hate us No, I think it's cuz they're like they're supporting yeah, they're doing it in solidarity It's because she's she's always bantering with you guys. Yeah, we hate him too

Starting point is 00:59:19 Yeah, and it's funny cuz cutie will not tell them to dial it back Yeah, and it's funny because cutie will not tell them to dial it back No, she does it. We exit on does that sound like cutie though? Yeah, he's like let's let's fucking go pogey in fact. We are in the middle of a cutie react right now Yeah, like she's right now. She's watching she's sitting in a chair She's gonna be like she may sitting there like yeah, it's true. I hate those I hate them Especially thinking about this recently though. I am so impressed by Cutie's ability to just like- Hate. Yeah, me too.

Starting point is 00:59:50 Impressive is a word I wouldn't use, but yeah. But yes. Okay. But in a way where like, even when people take her humor the wrong way, they're like, oh my God, Cutie's a mean girl, which she's so not. She's just funny.

Starting point is 01:00:03 Yeah, she's funny. And she's got dry humor. But even when people push back on that, she's gonna keep doing it. And I respect that. Double down, triple down. I really respect that. No, she scares me. She impresses me.

Starting point is 01:00:17 She does scare me. I, yeah. Yeah. She's very scary lady. As the leader of Girly Pop Nation, do you have any topics you wanted to talk about? So thing in your tooth was one and then the second thing else? What's going on you guys been following the bad baby all about Alabama Baker What's going on you guys been following the bad baby all about Alabama Baker?

Starting point is 01:00:54 Yeah, is it a baker in Alabama bad baby who's bad baby who's Alabama Baker It'd be weird if he was like from Kansas, but he called himself the Alabama Baker. It's a girl. They're both girls. Oh, sorry. Let's start with the one on time. What a massage is this? You guys know Bad Baby. Catch Me Outside, how about that? Okay, I know Bad Baby.

Starting point is 01:01:13 Dr. Phil. I liked her song, Gucci flip flocks, man. She's come out with a new song, which kind of ties into the drama. Okay, Bad Baby. Okay, and now there's Alabama Baker, which is Trav- Oh Barker, sorry. Oh, my bad.

Starting point is 01:01:27 Which is Travis Barker's daughter. Travis Barker, drummer, married to Courtney. Is her name Alabama? Courtney? Yes, Alabama Barker, thank you. So, long story short, Bad Baby has a boyfriend and they have a extremely, not only complicated, but also abusive relationship, physically and otherwise,

Starting point is 01:01:51 which we'll get into later on. Okay. But apparently her boyfriend perhaps hooked up with, got together with Alabama. Oh. And then Alabama and Bad Baby were friends. And then Alabama started shading her and Bad Baby started shading her.

Starting point is 01:02:07 And then, you know, initially it was a little bit just TikTok beef here and there. She would say, I can get your, I got your mans, blah, blah, blah. And then Bad Baby would say, he only hung out with you for one night cause I hung out with another guy first. And then, right, there's a bunch of TikTok.

Starting point is 01:02:24 Then Bad Baby drops, I'm not gonna lie, a pretty freaking good diss track. It's pretty freaking good. Yeah. You guys should. Yeah, I'm in. This is what girly pop nation lessons are all about. I thought it was some confectionary cook in Alabama.

Starting point is 01:02:43 Me too. And alas, it's better. Yeah. Are we gonna get copyright strike? Yeah, that's fine. It's fine. You guys can decide whether or not to leave it in, but I think watching it for the context is helpful. No, no, no, no, the other one.

Starting point is 01:03:01 Yup, yup, this is the second one. Oh my God. Two weeks ago, yeah, yeah, it's the one before that. Two weeks ago. So I oh my god um two weeks ago yeah yeah it's the one before that yeah I think it's a two weeks ago miss Whitman I think is the OG sorry can you pause for a moment she uses the car I was just gonna say she uses the soundtrack to Carnival which is a Kanye West song, call back to Alabama's father being married to a Kardashian. Yes, and be his uncle. So a lot of beef there too,

Starting point is 01:03:29 that he approved the use of that. She's the Kendrick of our generation. Yeah, let's. Sorry, go ahead. Kendrick is the Kendrick of our generation. It's the chill. Oh my. Oh my.

Starting point is 01:03:38 Shit. Why this bitch obsessed with me, I just don't understand You sucked the dick straight out my ass, who got the upper hand? I see why you ain't got no friends, you miss, I'll fuck you man You stepped my burnt out, why she took her sister second? I know you're out, you're reaching out, you need my name to clout That stanky pussy got you kicked out the Kardashian house You hit my DM like no more, this on you, tapping out I go rehab with this flow flow bitch I'm blacking out

Starting point is 01:04:06 No you not a model get that flow right bed and lotto You ugly with no makeup for some B she fucking Jacob How many times I gotta tell these hoes I been a bitch Wait, this is the Catch Me Outside girl? Yes! She looks so different! Yes, she got a lot of work done. She the only fan she became only fans model the day she turned 18 and made which is millions of dollars which says a lot about how fucking disgusting dudes are in general that's not um that's not like a colloquialism or paraphrasing it was the day she turned

Starting point is 01:04:36 18 yeah no I'm 18 to me right now yeah there's also the famous like fake DJ academics tweet which I... You can pull that up Marge if you want. It wasn't actually DJ academics but it does sound a lot like something he would tweet but anyway. She fuck on tiger and kill it, baby I see the sonogram Blacks like me wanna be just like me But I got plaques on plaques on plaques Like soldier boy T Die your hair like me We're a bitch, not me

Starting point is 01:05:11 They fucked you back to back to back That could never be me Ain't speakin' fast She made me laugh I call them all away Them NFL boys rent a train on you Now you on a team How this bitch got a thousand bodies

Starting point is 01:05:23 Ain't old enough to train How they make that cargo This is crazy. Wow. But guys, there's so many details here to really dig into. Can hit you with them. For starters, did you notice the drummer was wearing a beanie and kind of looked like Travis Barker? Oh, wow. Two, a line that's been going very viral on TikTok. Pardon my language. She says, you suck the dick straight out my ass who got the upper hand. Which is an impressive way to flip like, oh you got my man.

Starting point is 01:06:29 The visual of that. Yeah. Like she's, you know, right after she did anal. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, it is. Really? Wow.

Starting point is 01:06:38 Wow. No, but I mean. An incredible analysis. I'm just saying. Okay, but one of the biggest ones. Did you guys know she had cancer? Like, might still have. Like, she's-

Starting point is 01:06:50 I did not know that. Yes, she had cancer. She was in chemo for a minute. Oh my God. And it was like, she was talking about her chemo and then she was talking about doing this. So I'm like, damn girl, you're dealing with a lot. So her boyfriend cheated on her while she had blood cancer?

Starting point is 01:07:10 Jesus Christ. Yeah, correct me if I'm wrong. Well, it depends on the blood cancer, but I think they can, there's some, depending on the blood cancer, they can be pretty treatable. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:27 All right. Thanks for the analysis. That was even better than what I was saying about the anal ring. Yeah. Okay, and then this is the second video. She's gonna be okay. Thank you, doctor.

Starting point is 01:07:37 This is the second video that came out. Or no, sorry, I think Alabama Barker. That was the first one, but there's a second one. I don't think Alabama Barker's come out with anything. Alabama Barker has not replied to her. Not yet. She keeps alluding to coming out with a song. But we have not heard it yet.

Starting point is 01:07:53 Does Alabama Barker have an OnlyFans too? I don't think so. Well, you know, she comes from money, so. The specific lyric in question, by the way, I think she called, wait, did she call her a cracker? Oh, that's why this was on the timeline. I was wondering. So yeah, the controversy is that-

Starting point is 01:08:09 That's what went on your timeline? Yeah, that's what I saw. Cause you know, as you guys know, I also am an anti white racist who's used the slur before and got banned off Twitch for it. We do recall. What? We do recall. Yeah. So- I gave him the pass. Yeah. So it's. Yeah. So I gave him the pass.

Starting point is 01:08:25 Yeah. So it's weird. Nabisco also gave me the pass. But it's weird that that would be in that entire video. That's what people later did on where they're like, why is she using this slur? It's like, well, first of all, she's white. I think. And also like cracker white.

Starting point is 01:08:41 So I think if there's like a person who could use the term Bad baby is just put a soft a on it. Come on Damn yeah, come on. I find that deeply The past you don't have to fucking celebrate. Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you give me the pass? I say yeah I'm not gonna be able to show up at the country club after this Good thing we can keep saying that slur behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fair and because Our time here is coming to a close

Starting point is 01:09:15 Thank you before we go there's there's more oh Yes, we'll unpack it up behind the paywall, but pokey we need you to Give a shout out Whatever you've got going on well. she's got the most fabulous pod. I know. That's what I'm... That's why I was going to give you that opportunity. Please do check out the Sweet and Sour podcast with Lily Tichu.

Starting point is 01:09:32 I love her to death. Who's sweet? Who's sour? Who do you think? Why are you... Come on. Why? I just want...

Starting point is 01:09:41 Wait, what is it? Wait, so wait... Come on, I want to hear him first. I don't You guys are both sweet good answer. No one is for real. No one is sour answer for real. Oh It's Lily sour Wrong what do you guys think I think you're here we can't say it to your face Say what's my face? I think you're here? We can't say it to your face Say what's my face nothing that you're definitely this one. I don't know. I don't think you're you're the sweet one You had the best delivery on that

Starting point is 01:10:14 What I thought I was convincing listen, I think everyone can be a little sweet and sour. I was just gonna say that it's the duality But in this case, woman. Oh! Yes! So some days. It was right there! Some cheesy fans are gonna eat me alive! Yeah, the duality of man in a female podcast. Some days I'm sweet, but if it's my luteal phase,

Starting point is 01:10:36 I'm definitely the sour one. Which is two weeks out of the fucking month. No, it's just a week leading up to the period. But also on your period it sucks. But that's two weeks. So you can be sour then. I totally get what you're saying. Yeah, it's like the pre-per to the period. But also on your period it sucks. But that's two weeks. I totally get what you're saying. Yeah, it's like the pre-period.

Starting point is 01:10:47 It's like the pre-season. And then you gotta fucking play the season. Did you just compare a woman's menstrual cycle to the football season? Because that is the least good thing you've ever done. I was gonna say as a gay man. Women men's training, that's like the NFL. I'll tell you, you got your quarterback, that's the ovaries.

Starting point is 01:11:02 And then the lady is your offensive lineman. And when they are really clicking, you know you got three second drop back, six inches to the cervix. I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Okay, yeah, Sweet and Sour podcast. Sweet and Sour podcast. Anything else you wanna plug in?

Starting point is 01:11:18 No, but I didn't finish the bad baby story, if I could please. Really quickly. The reason I wanted to bring this Bad Baby story, if I could please. Really quickly. The reason I wanted to bring this up is because, okay, for starters, it's kind of sad to see two women hit it so intensely against each other. You're ugly, I'm with your man, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. The music's kind of heat a little bit, like a lot.

Starting point is 01:11:36 But it's a little bit sad. But now Bad Baby seems to be doing like streams and PR interviews and things of the like. And something else that kind of frightens me is she's been talking more about her relationship with her boyfriend and how they are both very physically abusive. And I think this all being,

Starting point is 01:11:53 it's so viral on TikTok right now that I worry it's kind of normalizing toxic relationships. Anyways, that was my girly pop nation. That's a good bow on that. Yeah. Thank you. I love that. Thank you so much. Thank you, Poki. Anything you guys want to shout out?

Starting point is 01:12:07 I want to shout out your clothing, because I wore your hoodie and your pants to... In Japan, it is not only incredibly fashionable. Can people still buy it? No, but it's so nice. Get fucked, idiots! You missed out! I'm so glad you liked it.

Starting point is 01:12:21 That's all that matters to me. Well, my heart. I had one more thing to say. Please. Will and I, I got the opportunity, I got invited to host the red carpet at the GLAAD Awards. Yes. Oh, I saw that.

Starting point is 01:12:33 I saw that. Oh, yeah. Wait. What? This episode's gonna go long because we have one more topic we have to talk about. Okay, let's. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:12:41 Okay. So I got invited by GLAAD. They reached out to me and they asked if I would what's glad It's a LGBTQ charity. But anyway, I was like well we got it. We got to do it together We're gonna we're gonna get an outfit and we're gonna interview Gay celebrities, I might get to me once someone I'm a huge fan of who? Sweeney Sweeney, yes, wait, she ain't even gay why is she getting celebrated? Well, what do you mean? She's a supporter. Yeah, she's an ally. You know who's gonna be there that I'm really

Starting point is 01:13:15 excited about and I need you guys's opinion on this but Cooper Koch. Ally. Who's that? Cooper Koch. I want to ask ask him about Who's Cooper Koch? He's in monsters the guy with his peen remember his penis. I don't Yeah, I want to ask him if it was really yeah, I want to ask him like handsome man Yeah, yeah, I wanted to ask him like how it came anyway. Okay one more topic We film a lot of great stuff together. This is a bonus topic I know we're going long, but this has to be in the main episode. We film a lot of exciting stuff together.

Starting point is 01:13:48 We recently, I can't say for what, but we did a long segment of stunt work for a film promo. Oh, that's exciting. And Austin was fabulous for his first stunt work. Was he shirtless? No, he wasn't shirtless, but he was blocking broken bottles, throwing a fake cinder block, really good until the end of the day.

Starting point is 01:14:07 Yes. When he had to throw an elbow, and he kept hitting this poor stuntman in the face no less than six or seven times. Well, I kept having to throw an elbow, and so basically the scene was, I don't know if I can describe the scene. You can describe the scene. The scene was I have to come in and headbutt this guy and then throw an elbow and then

Starting point is 01:14:32 kick him into the wall, right? But I kept. Well, the stunt man, when you throw something, he has to go the opposite direction to sell it. Yep. And Austin kept getting very like he didn't know where the elbow was going. He was getting creative when he shouldn't have. Yeah, he sometimes he'd throw it with the left, sometimes he'd come backwards with the right and he was just clocking.

Starting point is 01:14:52 I clocked him. Oh, so he just kept leaning into it on accident. Yeah. Getting smacked. I just kept hitting him and I mean, I think we got the shot. Five takes where he would hit him and he'd go, ah, jeez, right here. Yeah, yeah. Oh, and then you would stop. Yeah. So you ruined the shot.

Starting point is 01:15:10 Yeah. You gotta just roll with it. Like he's rolling with the punches, literally. So you just pummeled this man with your elbow for no reason. At one point, he hit him so hard that the director was like, do we want to bring in Austin Stuntdevil for this scene? Yeah, I thought about bringing in my Stuntdevil. Yeah, but I director was like do we want to bring in Austin stunt double? Yeah Yeah, I thought about bringing in my stunt devil. Yeah, but I mean look other than that. He was flawless Yeah, it was just the elbow. Yeah, it was tough, but I was better at it

Starting point is 01:15:33 I mean my acting was a little you know no the acting was good. It was better this time Yeah, you know cuz we didn't have a script, but anyway. That's it for the episode ladies and gentlemen Yes, thank you. Thank you guys. It's so nice being with you guys. I don't know. It feels like three big brothers that will protect me. And I get to be girly pop nation.

Starting point is 01:15:53 Tell you guys about tick tock to you. You don't need anybody to protect you. Tell us. Right. Yeah, because you can. But I would like it. We will. We will.

Starting point is 01:16:03 If you want, we know that our job is not necessary. That's right. That's right. That's right. We'll see you on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash FearAnne. Does alcohol do that to your brain where you just can't speak?

Starting point is 01:16:17 Your invitation to things is like, hey, I have a Shmorgasborg is playing at Glorp Glorp and we're just gonna fucking do the most. Shmorgasborg is playing at Glorp Glorp and we're just gonna fucking do the most. Schmorgasborg is playing at Glorp Glorp. I invited him to Coachella. Is this guy for fucking real? Yeah, exactly. Glorp Glorp.

Starting point is 01:16:36 The most recognized festival in the United States. And you named it an alien name. Like I was taking you to a fork in a microwave for an hour and listening to it Yeah, this isn't lunatic shit man. This is everybody in Los Angeles goes to this fucking concert.

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