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We are fresh off of a trip to one of the best countries in the world, Japan, and now we're
back in the arguably worst country in the world, theippon, Japan, and now we're back in the arguably worst
country in the world, the United States of America.
I'm feeling it.
Yeah.
And the boys, Cutie has unfortunately left us.
Absolutely.
She died of a self-suck incident.
That's right.
Did you see Cutie tried to self-suck?
Like old Bilbo Baggins. Yeah
Yeah, got like this far was like suck it and everybody's like cutie your cock would have to be like 18 inches
Yeah, she couldn't do it. Yeah, which makes is Ludwig just packing an absolute hammer that she thinks that's yeah
She's like the normal. Yeah, the normal penis is like twelve and a half
Blasted I don't know. I don't know if Ludwig gives big dick energy.
I mean, he's got a lot of confidence.
I mean, he's got a big butt.
I think he could have a big, uh.
Is this weird?
I feel like we shouldn't talk about Ludwig's penis
without Cutie Cinderella being here.
That's true, okay, so we'll wait to talk about
and speculate of the size of Ludwig's penis when Cutie Cinderella's here. That's true. Okay, so we'll wait to talk about and speculate of the size of one week's penis when cutie Cinderella is here. I will tell you, I have been definitely a little
depressed. Yeah, we know. This time more so than Will normally because Will usually gets very
depressed after coming back from Japan. I came back from Japan and I was awash with just every, like a fundamentally broken system.
I walked in and my first experience instantly
is Customs and Border Patrol.
There are like 2000 people waiting in line.
It's slammed at 9 a.m. in the morning.
Guess how many Customs and Border Patrol agents were there?
Two.
There was two for the no pre-check side,
for the no global entry side,
for US permanent residents, green card holders.
Pre-check is an agent.
And then for the global entry side,
there was only one agent.
But they had three Customs and Border Patrol agents totaling.
There's like 60 panels, maybe even more than that,
that you could be utilizing.
You know what?
You could be doing electronic entry. Strategy. If if you're a terrorist it'll stress you out
oh see no it's because I see it's already everything in the United States
of America is under as someone who was doing terror I was very stressed no as
the kids with everything they just don't hire enough people, but in this one
in particular, in this administration in particular, they're just too busy like locking up 75 year
old Guatemalan aunties and shit from random neighborhoods that haven't done any crime
whatsoever so they don't have enough border patrol agents to do the entry.
I got right in.
I landed in, it was seamless.
It was seamless experience. I got right in.
Atlanta. Yes. Oh, that's right. ATL. That's right. ATL. Went through security, seamless.
I went through security and immediately took a shower because I had a four and a half hour layover.
I had a shower in the lounge too when I got to LA. Look at us. We had a great time. Had a little
eggs benedict. Oh, yeah. Delightful.. When I landed with a little bacon, now a little bacon, little side of sushi just to make it
feel like home airport lobby sushi is no, no, no, no, no. This is the Delta one lounge.
They have sushi bar sushi chef. All right. From Japan. So it's not dude, nothing. I think
you're just projecting. I think you miss Japan. Yeah. Yeah, I miss Japan, but also America does suck.
You and I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Which is what?
Move to Japan.
Yeah, quit our jobs and just live.
What do you mean quit our jobs?
I can't.
Just get into Japanese politics.
It's easier.
I can't.
First of all, it's not easier.
It's crazy.
Hassan, just cover the news like a few hours later.
I got another thing.
You could wake up two hours later.
Yeah.
And land in your desk like.
Yeah.
This is literally you waking up at 7 AM instead of 5.
This is a two hour difference, and the start of your stream
is causing this much distress.
But normally, I have a system.
I have a system.
I wake up and-
No, you have Tesla.
They have a park.
I have to stream at the same time every year. I have to wake up and then do a bunch of stuff before I like I do. I have
to prep for the stream. I have to work out. You know, they have all these things. No,
I can't. Well, when the time zone differences is so vast, I have to literally wake up and
immediately workout after. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, I understand your routine. I understand
Yeah, I'm thinking about it. Don't worry. I'm contemplating well, and I also we can do this
Also, I don't speak Japanese
We can figure it out there's what's gonna happen y'all are gonna move to Japan and then I'm be flying into the podcast every week
Cuz I can't fucking move think of it this way. Yeah, way your Marriott and Delta points are gonna go off the Richter
You know how many points I got from this last trip off the rake 204,000
I don't even know what that translates means like it's like four grand. Oh, just like in points back. Oh, yeah
It's a lot of points. Oh, yeah
Can you buy like like with Joe camel back in the day? You could buy like windbreakers. You can buy. Yeah, they have like experiences. Can you get me like a delta windbreaker? Well, let me I don't know if they got those, but they got delta experiences. The experience. I don't know what they do. I don't know what they but they do. Like you could do like V but you can't put a price on it. It's a delta double D. Really? Yeah, you can't. There's no price. It's only buy it with points. It's a Delta Double D. Oh, really? Yeah, you can't.
There's no price.
It's exclusive access.
Can we do a Delta experience?
Yeah, I want a Delta suck job.
A Delta suck and fuck?
Yeah.
Excuse me, Mr. Cheryl.
Or a Marriott suck and fuck.
You're like, dude, you're not paying for it technically, so it's not illegal.
Exclusive medallion in-air suck and fuck.
I'll be honest.
I haven't tested the limits of my status. Yeah, I feel like you have.
No, like if I were to call daily, you got a message.
Just call.
Hello.
I'd like a blowjob in 15 minutes and just hang up and see
what happens.
I do have as a follow-up to that.
We're all a little depressed from Japan. I've been doing well, by the way.
I have really terrible news.
What's that?
We made a promise last year.
Oh, what was that?
And now it's now the chickens is coming to roost.
Wait, what?
I don't remember any promises that we made.
Carnival is in a month.
Oh, do we say we're going to go to Brazil?
We are going to.
Oh, God. Yes. Book your tickets. Oh shit. Did we say we're gonna go to Brazil? We are going to Brazil!
Oh God, yes.
Boogie or diggies!
Wait, what is this accent?
I just...
It's a general South American general.
Boogie or diggies!
Boogie is a Latino South American.
We're going to Brazil!
Very nice!
Spirit of Carnaval!
Get on the plane!
This is like a hate crime.
Yeah, it's kind of Cuban.
I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's the closest we can get.
It's a decentralized Central American.
It's Speedy Gonzales.
That's what it is.
No!
Very good! I love Brazil!
It's the best we can do, okay?
But, I mean, we're going to Brazil.
Yeah, I mean, hey, I'm down.
I mean, I ain't got nothing going on.
Yeah!
And guess what? It's the same fucking time zone too, so you don't gotta be just lifestyle-ing.
Let's go crazy Broadway style! Let's just pop down for, I don't know, three, four days.
Is it gay?
Oh, it's gay!
Is Brazil gay? Oh, it's gay. Brazil gay. We're all dude. Just like in Japan, we
had to observe the customs down there when we're there in the hot, hot sun, we all have
to wear budgie smugglers. Oh, but I'm talking banana hammocks. Wait, it's like the it's
the Brazilian version of the onset. Yeah. All the time. Speaking of which, yeah, we never
did the onset. We never did the onsetsen. We never did the onsen.
Yeah, this was the-
Can I be honest?
I was aware of it the whole time.
Really?
Oh, so you just didn't bring it up?
I knew the whole time.
I was like, I know.
There was a one point during the trip
that Marsh and I turned to each other.
We're like, it's not happening.
He's like, no, not a chance.
We had it, well, the thing was we couldn't stream it.
We had it scheduled.
Our stream schedule was wacky.
People kind of even said after the fact how many streams we
did was wild.
Yeah, way too bad.
Rio de Janeiro right now is 85 degrees and a high 87 today. Portuguese is yes. C is yes. Ooh. And today. Temporary. C. High 87 today.
Portuguese.
Is yes, C is yes.
Spanish.
Yeah, but C is in Portuguese.
It's both languages?
Yes, I do.
Oh, I got the leg up.
Wait, wait, what game?
Can we check on that?
Wait, did you say that confidently
with no fucking clue?
In Portuguese is SIM shit.
It's not even the same. God damn it. I have been. Okay, Ola's not even the same god damn it I have been okay
Ola's gotta be the same I'm very excited hello in Portuguese
Ola! Yay! We got that shit. I'm very excited I'd be down to go to
Brazil because you need it more than anybody. Well, that for sure, but also because, you know,
you got Lula in charge there.
It's the Socialist Administration.
You also have that hot bod.
You've just been waiting to unleash
on the hot Brazilian sun.
Okay, I've been unleashing the hot bod.
Yeah, not in my tub.
You've been teasing.
That's true.
Not in my tub, come on.
I mean, there is like the Hassan normal titty
pick meta and then there's Hassan in a buck in bikini playing beach volleyball with the
lad. Just fucking hair coming out of every orifice. Me and Christian verse you two. Yes.
A little beach
I'm down. I'm ready. I'm already. I'm already working on my summer body talking
I'm ready with the boy. I was I was shirtless earlier after playing Yeah, and Austin said you look skinny and it made my week cuz I have gained a little bit of weight in Japan
Yeah, I thought you look skinny, but thank you for saying that. When are you getting in my fucking bathtub, bitch?
Oh, that's why you were saying it was skinny.
No, it had nothing to do with that, bro, come on.
No, I know.
No, it had nothing to do with that.
When is he gonna get in my bathtub?
Everybody's waiting on it.
There's so much hype around it.
Honestly, like-
I've hired, I've got so many bits.
Two months ago, like before the holiday season,
two, three months ago, I was, I think, in prime shape,
like ready to rip.
And now I feel like I've gained you
Know what this motherfucker has been on my stream and over a year. I'll get it back. Can you believe that?
You know who has been on my stream
cracking chopsticks
I've rated you. Oh, that's thank you. You know what? Thank you all is forgiven. Thank you so much
Also, the reason why I couldn't come on your hot,
well the Connor stream that you did.
Well, I did.
He was about to call you your stream hot tub time machine
and not crazy.
I know.
I also didn't have a bit for you.
Cause I'm, I didn't, I refused to do a bit
because I'm waiting for you to get in the tub.
Oh, true.
Okay. Yeah.
You can't, I wouldn't have allowed you in the tub.
No, I wasn't going to come in the tub, but I was going to, you know, come in and say what up. But the reason, you can't I wouldn't have allowed you know, I wanted that No, I wasn't gonna come in the tub
I was gonna you know come in and say what up
But the reason why I couldn't do it is because I was setting up for the sumo stream that
Channel so I had to like go back to the hotel
That's okay will came and broke chocks top six with this butt crack and it you can do that when you're pure talent and
Also do a lot of streams too. No, that's what I'm saying. not also doing a lot of streams too no
that's what I'm saying I was doing a lot of back in time you're saying you're not
talented no I'm saying I have to do both talent stuff and also back-end technical
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I think we're all just kind of bathing in the afterglow.
I know how incredible.
And was 17 hours.
I was streaming 17 hours a day.
Like I would start at 4 a.m. Start the stream at 5 a.m.
Yep. And the last stream would be at like 11 p.m. by the end of the day when we were like eating dinner.
And I think that Hassan fell asleep at dinner every night. We went to it. Yeah, I didn't fall asleep.
I was nodding. I was nodding a little bit.
Okay, I would just look over after like your fifth bite of steak and you just go.
I was nodding a little bit, but having said that, I still kept it up.
I think we looked like the lone heroin addict.
The crazy, the craziest thing though was that like we would also start. This is something that I didn't really think about until recently sure we will start drinking at like 12
I'm gonna be honest
I made a
Consorted effort to be a bad influence and get you guys fucked up and I just kind of started the trend it were first day
Yeah, like when we were wheels down. I was like, oh hi ball
Yeah, we just kind of kept that rolling.
I discovered that drink this trip.
Yeah, he invented it.
No, I discovered it.
No, so Christopher Columbus.
Wow, my good drink.
My esthetician who also happens to be Japanese,
and she was born in Japan.
I told her about high ball, and she's like,
I was telling it to her like it was born in Japan. I told her about high body and she's like, I was telling it
to her like it was a new phenomenon. She's like, no, it's been around since I was a kid
in like the fifties. Yeah. It's been around forever. So I thought that it was like this
new thing that young people did, but it's a hip and cultural standpoint. Yeah, the dude, the amount of excitement when you first land
in Japan versus the sadness that you feel when you're leaving
Japan.
Oh, my room was.
Yeah, let me tell you the experience.
Experience it twice because you guys left.
So it reminded me that like I was going to leave.
Yeah.
So I was sad for like the next thought imagine this
You are a foreign person
Coming from another country sure you dream of the bright lights, Beverly Hills, Hollywood Boulevard
The stars the Hollywood sign all the things that we know
Aren't as are boring. Yeah, right, but that's what you think of and then you land at fucking LAX
Yeah, you get bullied by you wait in a three-hour line get bullied by a border
Agent yeah only to go through security and get fucking dumped out into the horseshoe like a fucking animal. Yeah
Yeah, and if I forget if you have a connecting flight, you can't don't know You get dumped out of the international terminal.
You have to walk to your other terminal.
I had to walk because I had a connecting flight.
I had to get out and walk with my bags and suitcase.
Like a newborn giraffe.
Bags everywhere.
Yes, everywhere.
Twigs in tow.
Yeah, the fact that we're so anti public transit that
we don't even have like a normal railway system within the Los Angeles airport is crazy. Because
like at least every other airport, no matter where you go, you have a connection from like the
railroad. I think I found a little bit of your love for trains in Japan too. That's what I'm talking about.
It's really convenient.
I, you know what?
I did too.
Every once in a while I was just like, I'm going to take the train.
Well also sometimes it's faster.
It is.
Significantly.
Yeah.
No, but sometimes I just did it.
I wasn't even going anywhere.
You just manned about.
I was just getting on the train.
I wasn't even going.
Dude, dude, we have yet to take the Shinkansen as well. We have to go back. The Shinkansen?
Shinkansen. Oh, the bullet train. That's the fast train. Ah, we have to. Well, I think in the summer we have to go to
southern Japan. Okinawa? To Okinawa. To do a beach episode. My esthetician was listening to that and she said
that you got to be careful because of like monsoons during the summer. Oh
Yeah, it's very tropical. He's really on board with Japanese summer
I'd rather go in the spring and then go in the winter Japanese spring is beautiful Japanese summer sucks spring is in raining
Yep, you know in a couple minutes. Yeah
Like we go back in May. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, you're withdrawing hard, bro. Yeah, we go back in May. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, you're withdrawing hard. Yeah, we
Yeah, why do you think I want to go to Brazil it has the literal highest number of Japanese population on the planet outside of Japan
I think you guys know that okay, by the way bringing wake and Finn
Yeah, smart big time. Yeah. Big time. Wake is there. He's got
We left him there. Did maybe the most iconic stream in history yesterday. He did his only fangs raid with Miss gift in a Japanese internet cafe. Yeah, I said a 24 hour stream from a Japanese internet cafe.
That's that alone could have been the title 24 hours in a Japanese internet cafe could
have been the fucking stream, but he not only didn't only things raid, he got done.
He was like, boys, I'm so fucked. He did a sponsor from a Japanese Internet cafe
at like four in the morning Japan time.
Oh, that's awesome.
I mean, I've been there.
I had to do a geoguess or one.
I had to do a geoguess.
You were not in...
But it was not in the Japanese Internet cafe.
He was in the comfort of his hotel room.
Yeah, but yeah, that's when you're fully Japanese.
That's when you're fully Japanese.
That's when you've embraced it.
Okay, I'm a little worried that we're just like talking way too much about Japan and it's going to be boring.
All right. Well, let's talk about the Super Bowl.
And there's a lot to get to.
Yeah, I wanted to we can start with the Super Bowl.
Okay.
All right.
I have no thoughts on the Super Bowl, even though I am a little shocked.
Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Will and I are abstaining.
You guys both were like, I'm not watching it. No, I'm flying during the Super Bowl, even though I am a little shocked Super Bowl. Yeah. Well, and I are shocked that you guys both were like, I'm not watching it.
No, I'm flying during the same sake of my partnership with the NFL.
I will be watching attentively after the game occurs.
I'm just too busy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But no, I think you ultimately have one of the most reviled teams in history
in the chiefs versus I would say the most
reviled fan base in, in the, did you know, it's so funny.
Maybe it's a let him fight types. I was, I was talking about the infamous pelting of
Santa Claus last night and an Eagles fan was like, they did not throw things at Santa Claus.
And I looked up the historical event and he was like, all right, we threw some shit at Santa Claus.
My favorite is when I talk about eating horse manure, which is also a classic.
Oh, you didn't know this?
Classic Eagles fan.
Classic Eagles fan moment.
Wait, they ate a police horse's horse manure in celebration of a Super Bowl victory.
I mean, if the Vikings had, if it was about them winning the Super Bowl and I'd eat horse shit, I'd eat it.
But no one, that was not the stakes. He did it after the fact.
But you know what? Out of so much joy, maybe I would.
Just eat some poopy.
Yeah.
So, the thing that, the thing that I wanted to explain is that they you know
They the Eagles fans ate horse manure famously right and whenever I bring it up. They'll be like oh
It's the one time we ate horse manure
And it's like yeah, you fuck one goat. You're a goat fucker. You know what I mean like there
It is Eagles fan eats horse poop TMZ TV. Wait, this was when they won the Super Bowl
Oh, that's the funniest part
It's in celebration. They already won
Bokers in the street Cunningham Jersey who got on his hands and knees and ate horse crap
Okay, I never do
Yeah, it's very famous. It's a
Yeah, it's very famous. It's a-
Ah!
I've watched it so many times, it doesn't even faze me.
I've seen this video.
Have you ever been so happy you wanted to eat porphyry?
God, it looks worse than you even think it could look.
Yeah, he ate it.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's dangerous.
Now, I think the funniest part about this
is that they were doing this in celebration
of a Super Bowl victory, and not like a ritualistic humiliation as a consequence of losing the
Super Bowl.
And there was no bet.
No, no, no, it was just a just a spur of the moment situation.
Just a mouthful of horse dookie.
The mayor has come out and obviously they they grease the telephone poles instantly and in Philadelphia they have to lube it up for like the entire
week ahead of any kind of Eagles game regardless wait they lube it up like so
they can't climb it can't climb like scale them yeah no they they lube like
literal like lardom yes like sex lube like they lard I don't know they use I assume some industrial grade maybe they take the Did lard. I don't know what kind of lube they use. I assume some
industrial grade. Maybe they take the Diddy lube. I don't know. They have like a leftover
leftover Diddy lube. They just like squirted on the telephone. They call it the premium
reserve. Yeah. That that shit is never goes away. You can't wash that off with water.
But Eagles fans win or lose. They will riot
no matter what happens. They do be rioting. So that's, that's something to look forward
to as the city of Philadelphia burns the city of brotherly love. Well, that, well, well,
that's a win or lose. Yeah. I was going to say that's only if they win. That's it. It's
kind of, you know, they riot when they lose too. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of wives are going
to get beat. A lot of telephone poles are gonna be climbed regardless.
Even if they win.
And you know, they're not all bad.
Let's just say.
No.
Just like 50%.
I've got a gay friend that he sent me a video,
or he didn't send me, I saw it on his story,
of him as a kid, rooting on the Eagles. Riding. No, he wasn't riding. Eating horseshoe. He kid rooting on the Eagles.
Riding.
No, he wasn't riding.
Eating horseshoe.
He was rooting on the Eagles
and it was the cutest thing ever.
And I was like, you know what, for you, I hope they win.
No, I think everybody hopes the Eagles win.
Yeah, I mean.
Fly, Eagles, fly.
Okay, well now hold on, now slow down.
On to the team.
No, no, no, no, slow down.
Stand beside her.
No.
And guide her. Yeah, I have no dog in this fight.
I don't really care.
I'm just shocked at like the lack of interest from all of my
immediate friends that normally would be really invested in
the Super Bowl.
Well, I'm going to give a take to I think the Super Bowl has
finally hit critical mass in terms of advertisements.
I think the Superbowl
is too long of a commitment now. I think six hours, which is now what the Superbowl takes
all in it. Now people, unless you have some kind of vested interest in the game, most
people are like, I can't.
Yeah. There's also, here's the other side of the story. I think that gambling and how
pervasive gambling is and how like interwoven gambling is with all professional sports at
this point has, has, we're going to, I'm going to get to that in a second, has created this
like weird environment where I think a lot more of the,
Oh, all of this stuff is rigged conspiracies or popping off. Cause like everyone has always
said like the NBA scripted the interval scripted, whatever. Right? Like that's a normal thing
that sports fans like to push as a conspiracy. Yes. But I think now it's gotten way worse. So whenever there's like a weird decision by the refs, for example, that give the chief some unearned victory, everybody goes, Oh, this is literally because it's scripted because there's too much money to be made gambling to be made in terms of marketing.
I don't like to get into the NFL is rigged conversation because I don't believe it. But I, and I don't
think that there is this sponsor you. Well, I also just don't believe it. And I also don't
think that the chiefs like have games rigged for them. But I will say something that she's
received two favorable calls in that game against the bills. That if you go back and
watch them, you can pull these up. They are rough to say the least. And it's, you know, it's interesting. Most of the time,
like the high end commentators, like the Tom Brady's and the, you know, uh, the iron eagles
of the world, they'll be like, no, I don't necessarily agree with that call. Both these
calls, the guys on the call were like, that's a bad call. Um, and one was like an interception that got called a reception
for the other team. And then one was a, a, clearly a first down where they're like, Oh,
he didn't get to the line to gain. And that was the only time I've really ever been like,
Ooh, that's pretty rough.
Well, there's another time when things might be rigged and it also is a conspiracy that
ties back to gambling.
Let's talk about the Luca trade while we were in Japan, NBA Twitter and pretty much everything
erupted because of a once in a lifetime history, a worse NBA trade of all time, perhaps worse trade of all time in sporting
history occurred under.
It seems like a, like a shrouded mystery that no one even thought could have ever
taken place when it was finally revealed. People thought that, uh,
the account that revealed it like, or the people that were revealing it were
hacked.
No, he thought he was hacked himself. Like the guy who leaked the information went on the show
and was like, when I got the info, he was worried that he had been like his phone had
been hacked and someone had, or the person who sent him the information had been hacked.
And he's like, I couldn't believe it as I was reporting it. For those who don't know
Anthony, Anthony Davis, I was going to say
Anthony Edwards, Anthony Davis from Los Angeles Lakers was traded for Luka Donchich of the Dallas
Mavericks. Now Luka is 25 years old and he is one of the best NBA players right now and is slated
to become one of the greatest players of all time.
And you know, Anthony Davis is also a very good. Yeah, he is going to be in the Hall of Fame. Like
he is a fantastic player. Obviously they play very different roles. What team?
Mavericks, Dallas Mavericks, Los Angeles Lakers. So in gay terms, it would be like a Beyonce got traded from the Mavericks to the Lakers
Let me put it in gay terms there's a lot of queer people that
Would be like if
Chappell Rome, that's what I was gonna say was traded
for
Like who who would be like like an older like one of the
Backstreet Boys?
No, no, that's not fair.
I don't even think I don't think anything is Backstreet Boys
level, but it's like it's like someone was it a clean trade?
No, plus a first round pick one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And initially, I think the trade was supposed to have other
players involved in
it as well, like Dalton connect. And, and you know, at least there would be some benefit,
some decipherable reason for the Mavericks to engage in this. If they know something,
but it was so, so that's the speculation that was the initial speculation is that like how
fat did Luca get after his injury that people are? Did you see the all time chant too of all the maps?
Fab bring him back.
All the maps fans went outside of the stadium and the chant that they were singing was Lucas
not that fat.
You gotta bring them back.
And now, and now the GM has to like get extra security.
He's been getting death threats nonstop.
But it's understandable because like Luca was like the homegrown talent for
the Mavericks at the age of 25, he brought them to the finals.
So like, it's not like this guy was not even here.
Yeah, he got him to the finals last year and he, he was a provider.
He was a provider.
He was homegrown talent and he was their superstar of the team.
Doesn't Mark Cuban own the mass?
No, he actually 25%.
So this is actually an interesting point.
Mark Cuban sold a piece of the Dallas Mavericks to Miriam Adelson.
For those of you who don't know Miriam Adelson is the wife of the former casino magnet
Who is now dead Sheldon Adelson now?
Sheldon Adelson is a massive booster of the Republican Party
He's given hundreds of millions of dollars Miriam Adelson gave a hundred million dollars this election cycle to Donald Trump
Why am I talking about all this massive pro-Israel person and very corrupt, very ruthless business
woman, right? And very problematic in many ways. There's speculation that as a casino magnet,
Miriam has been trying to get a casino in Dallas, but the Texas state has not been to her will.
So now people are.
And by that, I mean, myself included are speculating
that she actually wants to tank the Dallas Mavericks deliberately
and then move it to Vegas.
Yeah. So she can farm more money because that's where her casinos are.
Also, they would have had to pay Luca what is called a super max deal,
which is like the most money you can pay a talent to protect smaller
market teams so that they can keep their talent on board.
So there's also speculation.
They got rid of Luca to save money.
Yeah, and just keep the team as a tax write-off.
Which is rough. Oh, that's rough. If you as a tax write-off. Oh
That's rough if you're a fan of that team Oh man, yeah, Luca at his first
Nothing Luca at his Lakers press conference was right He was like you could just see he was visibly like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here
And the crazy thing is like LA fans are like
I'm about to go to Lakers
game. Oh, yeah. Now, because we arguably have the best player of the last generation with the best
player of this generation playing on the same team. I mean, look, I think Lucas great, but you
got a lot of talent in the new generation. You got Wemby. Oh, I forgot you play basketball. Wait,
what? No, I like it because he's white.
Are you kidding me?
He's a schlubby Balkan boy.
Schlubby.
Dominating.
Schlubby.
Yes, both his.
It's not that fat.
Yeah.
You gotta bring him back.
Listen, Luca and the Joker are both living.
You think you can make an argument that he's the best player of this generation?
I think that, I mean, I think you have freaks in this generation, like literal.
Well, I just some schlubby Balkan guy.
That's why they're calling in death threats.
Because all I'm saying is he is arguably one of the best players in the NBA and one of
the best superstar top talents of the newer generation 100%.
It's gonna be very exciting
and we should go to basketball.
But here's the reason why it's also ridiculous
because Anthony Davis is older,
he's on his way out and he's also injury prone as well.
As evidenced by the fact that
he already took a non-contact basketball injury.
He got a non-contact injury.
They had to level up the GM's security after.
Oh my God.
They're gonna kill him.
They're gonna assassinate him.
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Can I tell you what I'm sick of what kind of vein of this yeah?
Well Twitter X
Whatever the fucking yeah, that's stupid
Okay, he's a I'm just gonna bring it back. Okay. Well, we need to take the word and put it towards him
Look at him. Imagine I saw him the other day fucking body shaming women
It's like bro. Have you seen yourself?
Imagine being worth half a trillion dollars
and not being able to see your dick.
Literally, you have all the money in the world?
Look, I'm not trying to fat shame here,
but I am fat shaming Elon Musk, okay?
He's not even, I think like his proportions are off.
Aside from being like fat, he has like a massive barrel chest that just looks so grotesque
He's just he's just ugly. He's ugly. Okay, i'm just gonna say inside
But my point is what i'm frustrated with
Is i'm scrolling on that shitty fucking we have to blur it out because I just said it again. I'm so sorry
That fucking platform everything I see these stupid conservative accounts
Everything's a conspiracy theory. Yeah, every single thing that happens is a fucking conspiracy theory
And I'm sick of it because there's so many fucking morons that that look at that and they think
There's a good not everything's a conspiracy theory
Like I saw some stupid one, like there's so
many weird things happening. Donald Trump's going to be at the super bowl. What are they
planning? And I'm like, I just want to respond girl. No, no president. Who's very telling
just go, just shut up. Watch the fucking game. Yeah. It's not a conspiracy. There's this
stupid account. Every time something happens when the plane crashes when all the plane planes crash
Oh
What are they doing? Why are planes falling out of the sky? What do you know? What do you know? What are you hiding?
What are you hiding the plane crash? Is it part of the gay cabal?
I have no idea why first of all this is what I truly believe
I truly believe that big gay
Aviation industry to crash so
you could finally get your opportunity to be a pilot. No look I actually am a
little nervous about being a pilot after I was taken off today. First of all today
today I looked in the cockpit female captain yeah which made me immediately
made me feel safer okay because I was like you know think about it how many
obstacles she had to go through to overcome. To get to that guy.
Think about it, right, think about it, right?
You should feel safer.
She was a woman, you know how many fucking misogynists
she was dobbin' and weavin', right?
Trying to get into people, you're a woman,
you can't do that, you're a flight attendant.
You can't even drive.
Yeah, exactly.
And all of a sudden, she's the captain.
So I was like, immediately, I felt safer.
That's inspirational. I was like immediately I felt safer
Also Well, I'm not like if you're a female
I'm gonna contribute to what you're saying if you're a female pilot or like a black pilot right now
You're probably extra careful because
Or I mean if you fuck up you never mind
Okay, so anyway female pilot brave awesome amazing perfect
Love it. Okay, and
But I'm a little nervous cuz as I'm taking off I look at the flight attendant and he goes like this
Sign of the cross sign of the cross so he wasn't feeling the female
Yeah, yeah, you're doing last right yeah, he was doing I was like looking at most like and I was like, yeah, so I'm like, he and nominee Patris be on to send the, he's doing last rites.
Yeah, he was doing, and I was like looking at him,
I was like, and I was like looking at my map,
trying to track the weather,
and I'm like, nothing seems out of the ordinary.
We were on a Max plane, but he was going like this,
and I was like, I respect all.
There is something very unnerving
about a flight attendant who starts praying in the air.
Cause you're doing, that's your job.
You're on the flight all the time.
So why are you extra?
Why are you getting God on your side?
God you got look, I respect God,
but like, do we really need Jesus on this flight?
You know what I mean?
Like, are we going to need Jesus?
Why are you getting him involved?
Like, be honest, would you have been more or less nervous
if instead of Nomadipatra, he rolled out a prayer mat
in face towards back.
I don't know. Why are you guys laughing?
Well, it's just an honest question.
I'll be honest, I would have felt more safe.
That's what I'm saying.
I would have felt more safe.
Boundaries that guy would have had to overcome overcome because all the fucking accidents are happening in the United
States clearly Jesus ain't doing shit.
But Allah is holding it down in the Middle East.
That's what was the last time you heard about an accident from Emirates.
Never never fucking never.
Well, the last time a bunch of Saudis got on a plane. There was a very big accident. Look, look, look,
look, look, September 11, 2001, 30 AM. No, come on. There's been a lot of Saudis that
have gotten on planes. All right. That was it. That was a one-off. All right. No, no,
no, this is great. As you were saying. So as I was saying, what were we talking about?
We can keep that. That's fine. Gabe is in tears. Gabe is in tears. Women pilots love it. What was I even going to say? Oh yeah. Women pilots love it. A lot of airline
accents. There's a lot of nervousness going on in the airline industry. Look, one thing that I will say is yes, there have been an, like
that accident that happened in DC was the first major...
Another one in Alaska.
Yeah, but hold on. Just hold on. Look, what the media will do, I want everybody to pay
attention to this, what the media will do is they understand there's a lot of fear
around flying and aviation. A lot of what you will see will be sensationalized. They will report every
single incident that they can find to get clicks. Now, admittedly, one thing that is
serious is the there is a lot of staffing issues with air traffic controllers. Yeah.
And that should be cause for concern for the future because there's a lot of safety that
could be at risk. Yeah. And a lot of avoidable accidents like what we saw as a result of staffing and also
I don't know if you guys know this but Reagan National Airport is
incredibly complex airspace
Incredibly difficult to fly into a lot of pilots need additional training to fly into those airports
Yeah, so it was an accident that was bound to happen at that plate. Can I, can I admit something?
I did something shameful. What'd you do on one of my flights?
Home? What'd you do? You masturbated in the bathroom. No,
because you thought you were going to die. We're flying. I've
never done that by the way. Orleans early in the morning.
And I noticed out over the left window.
There's a plane about a thousand yards to the left.
Yeah, same flight pattern. Yep.
And over the course of 30 minutes, it kept getting closer and closer
and closer until like probably 50 yards away.
No way.
That's what you thought. That's what you thought. Yeah, definitely. Do you know how far 50 yards away. No way. That's what you thought. That's what you thought.
How far 50 yards is half a football field? Yeah, it's still too close.
How many miles would that be? Not even a fire. I'll let you have it.
How many miles? 50 yards.
It was very close. I could make out the individual windows. Okay, I flagged it down the flight attendant
But to begin the flight you want to hear the crazy thing
Pilot gave a spiel where he's like, I know things are crazy in aviation right now
But I want to let you know that I was in the you know, army national spiel a long spiel about his qualifications
Okay, but that makes it work because the army is responsible for the last one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm thinking this guy is overcompensating A and maybe things are so fucking crazy that
this is standard procedure.
So I flagged down the place and I was like, hi, thank you.
I'd love some almonds and a water.
And I don't know if you know this, but that's really fucking awesome.
That is awesome.
What is she saying?
She was like, oh, thank you.
Like, yeah, here are your almonds.
It freaked me out because I was right in front of the wing
and that plane dipped like that.
And then it went down and under us like that.
And I couldn't see it anymore.
And I was like, this.
Yeah.
And then the face pressed up like it's glass glass like a dog. So this is what you do
Next time but I probably saved that you get box cutters and you take control
No, this is what this is what you do next time. All right, you download an app called flight radar not sponsored
Flight radar not a sponsor download it. You can find your flight and
then look around your plane and you'll be able to see that aircraft and see what altitude
you're at and what altitude that one is at and the separation that you're going to have.
I'm going to be honest, it's the closest I've ever seen a plane get to another plane in
air. Yeah. You know what makes me nervous? Sometimes you'll do simultaneous approaches
and sometimes one will be like, they'll both coming at each other, and then they'll both bank like this
Oh fucking nerve-racking yet. We have oh
How yeah a thousand feet that's how close it was close, bro. Yeah
Yeah, it was close
So I will comfort you by saying that all commercial aircraft have something called TCAS traffic collision avoidance system
That it's basically a radar on both of the planes. Oh, yeah below a certain altitude
They don't work, but he was at cruise. Yeah below certain altitude. That's what happened at the other
That's why the helicopter the helicopter hit the good. I learned that actually I was like where was the TCAS you know but anyway
But they they'll you can see they're like little boxes and it shows and then if what if you're about to hit
It'll tell one plane to descend and one plane to wonder if that TCAS system was pinging
It goes it goes traffic traffic
Descend descend I wonder if our cockpit because bro
I'm telling you traffic that motherfucker was close traffic traffic clear of conflict
It's like I do I do want to point out something here
By the way, you you alluded to it a little bit briefly, but air traffic control is significantly understaffed
It's gotten worse and worse since the reagan era where he gutted the union. We need more. We need air traffic controllers. I'll do it. And what's interesting
about it is that- That would be a perfect job. I got a great air traffic control voice.
At a time when there's like significant understaffing, Donald Trump is looking to
gut the existing labor force or the air traffic controls by claiming that they're all intellectually disabled.
That's what that's what his argument has been. He's like, we're hiring people who are mentally
ill to do air traffic control. You want neurodivergence doing air traffic control. Yeah, you want like
maximum office with the, with the, the control. I'll be And the focus high enough. You may be half joking.
No, I'm serious.
But one of my friends that I grew up with,
like he's now a pilot,
but he could fly a plane at like 13.
I almost wouldn't trust people without autism
to do air traffic control.
Yeah, you got it.
You gotta have a-
We should be doing more neurodivergency hiring.
Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta have-
Get them in there.
Is Trump also saying they're all DEI?
Oh, yeah.
Which DEI, for those at home, it means they're not white and a man, right?
Is that pretty much what it is?
Well, they're not white, they're not a man, and now they're saying they're adding accessibility onto it too,
so that means they're disabled somehow.
No.
So I'd be a DEI hire because of all the learning disabilities?
You'd be a DEI hire, yes. I'm disabilities? You'd be a DEI hire, yes.
I'm DEI.
He's DEI because he's gay.
Yeah, I'm a DEI on this.
You're DEI because you're kinda brown.
I'm Muslim and also have, I guess, people say I have some kind of neurodivergence.
I don't know.
No, you definitely do.
But, yeah, it's, it's, it's gotten, it's getting
real podcasted. DEI. Yeah. It's getting weird out there for sure. I saw the it's getting
out of hand. DEI is getting the funniest shit. I saw was Austin is on board with Trump. He's
like, it's getting out of no, no. Like we, no, no, I think we need more diversity But again the funniest thing I saw on Twitter was sure there whatever X fucking anyway
Was the there was a Japan Airlines plane that collided with
In Seattle Delta, and I saw I thought I'd see it and I saw it people saying it was DEI
They were calling the Japanese pilots. No
people saying it was DEI. They were calling the Japanese pilots. No, I the Japan was hiring DEI Japanese. Why are they not hiring white guys in on all
all Nippon Air? What the hell? The last samurai Tom Cruise is a Japanese. Yeah, it is
it is ridiculous.
Speaking of Twitter, we have to also obviously address the
elephant on Twitter.
Kanye West.
He's been on a convoluted long extended crash out for one
of the first times in my life.
Saw that tweet last night and had to do like a we, which one?
The, the, not the swastika shirt.
Oh, cause he did multiple.
That's why they were all equally Kanye West crazy, but the
swastika shirt for me is a no.
Wait, this is, wait, awesome!
Wait, he's all porn, what is he doing?
He's tweeting porn!
What the?
Wait, is that real?
Okay, so for those of you watching the podcast,
we're finding out in real time that an hour ago,
he just started tweeting, wait, no, is it him?
It's him!
He must've gotten hacked.
Wait, who is having sex?
Wait, I don't know, Can we get a face on that?
That's a big.
No, that's not him.
Wait, I love when.
Oh, my.
Lana Rhodes.
Oh, my God, is Lana Rhodes?
Is it him?
Oh, my God.
Retweeted the ADL or no, he retweeted someone saying, according to ADL Elon being
a Nazi is good. Kind of being a Nazi is bad. Make it make sense. The ADL is a joke says,
Whoa, DeRay DeRay said that that's crazy. Okay.
Kay's rants are what David Schwimmer is upset about Lamau. How out of touch with reality.
What do you mean? How was that out of touch with reality? Everyone who is normal should
be upset with kind of was saying, Hile Hitler over and over again and saying that he loves
Adolf Hitler. So, okay. So it, what, so what is Elon saying about this? Is he just going
to let it go? I don't know what is going on with like, is he going to ban him? ban him right because he's just like I mean he could he'd very easily ban him
I know but he but but he but he's stuck on this he's free speech. I'm just
baffled that he tweeted like
13 born kids. Yeah
That is wait, which one's the visibility limited one?
Bitches deserve to get slapped sometimes.
That's a weird one to like out of all of the things that he's saying.
It's interesting to see which ones get visibility limited.
Oh, bitches get away with saying anything to these F word ass N words.
Bitches fuck behind your back.
Bitches really be wanting to be with someone else half the time.
Bitches only pick their partner based on money.
Bitches choose money over dick size.
10,000 likes.
Cool.
That's cool.
Real rape is different.
Wait, what?
That one didn't even get...
Wait, that real rape is different. Wait, what? That one didn't even get.
Wait, that real rape is different than some attractive and competent bitch wearing tight ass pants to work and keep it receives to extort their boss.
I'm like, wait, twenty nine, twenty nine thousand likes that didn't get
rate limited.
Interesting.
What the heck?
He is.
It's sad.
It's sad. It's sad.
Oh, the Muslims.
There were Muslims getting assaulted and not let on airplanes after 9-11.
Meanwhile, magically, no Jews showed up to work that day.
So who are the real time?
He's doing 9-11.
Jews did 9-11 conspiracies.
Oh, no, bro.
Yeah.
How many likes did that one have?
He also in between. No, bro. Yeah. How many likes did that one have? He also in between.
No, dude.
That got 44,000 likes.
Come on.
So it's an interesting dynamic.
So every time he goes on these like vile anti-Semitic rants,
he will then also,
I don't know if I'm excited that he doesn't tie this back to like Palestine or if I'm like confused by it. He always then will turn
around and say something about like Iran. Like he'll say something negative about Iran
or this time he says something positive about MBS. Sometimes you have to do it like the
Pharaohs make your Jews work for you, but watch them as close as you can whip your Jews.
What in the fuck?
Visibility limited. How many likes?
40,000 likes!
Dude, what is hap- this dude is- okay, let's dial back from finding the humor in this. This man is having a full psychotic episode. That's the thing.
He's beyond, he's psych, he's insane,
he's brain broken completely.
So here's what I think, okay?
He's just like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
No, it's not just all of this.
Like I think-
Yeah, if he didn't have the billions of dollars,
he'd be like that naked guy on the New York sidewalk.
Yeah.
The end is nigh!
Yeah, yeah.
So- Button up your daughter!
So what I think about all this
is that he's doing this
partially because
You wanna see my dick?
Satan said you wanna see my dick!
Like what the fuck?
That guy is insane!
I think mental illness plays a role in this
for sure, obviously. But having
said that, I think this is also because he's
Incredibly washed and is desperate for attention in the and is trying to do a build-up for a potential album release
And I think that could build up an album. No, no think about it
For months he went dark
Okay
He did not do this at all and then he went to he went and lived in Tokyo and he was basically working on an album
and he had every opportunity to wait like this nonstop endlessly.
This is not the last time he's done this.
This is not the first time he's done this.
Right.
And I think he just knows that this will garner him attention.
And like a child who, you know know cries and shits in his diapers
He's basically doing this because he wants attention desperately because he can't get it with his music
So he's just gonna in the lead-up to an album try to garner as much attention as possible
I I don't know the lowest common denominator. That's a bold strategy cotton. Let's see how that plays out for him. I
Don't know, man. This, to me, screams of a guy who is fully in the throes of mania.
Oh, for sure.
I mean, he's tweeting at a rapid clip.
He's tweeting like 20 tweets an hour or something.
Wow.
20 tweets an hour or something.
Wow.
He's completely lost control. My point is, there's also a secondary reason
for why he's doing this.
He has eviscerated whatever kind of support system he has.
You know what's crazy to me?
Remember when this dude went on stage and was like,
I'm gonna let you finish,
but Beyonce had the best album of the year. And that was the crush for Shania on stage and was like, I'm gonna let you finish. But Beyonce had the best album of the year and that was everybody was like,
there's no coming back from that Kanye West.
There's no coming.
Can you imagine if in that moment he grabbed the mic and instead of being like,
I'm gonna let you finish, he was like, bitches deserve to be struck sometimes.
He is so poor.
Or that he loves Adolf Hitler. like, bitches deserve to be struck sometimes. He is so poor. Yeah.
Or that he loves Adolf Hitler.
I mean, this is-
He said he loved Adolf Hitler.
Multiple times.
He said it last time when he was on,
there was an extended crash out
that took place two years prior, if you remember.
And in that process-
What is he saying about Louis CK?
The goat Louis CK is funnier than Dave Chappelle.
Did y'all know he wrote pootie tang brilliant scroll down
He's also talking about Mitch Hedberg Mitch Hedberg was the most brilliant. I mean Mitch Hedberg was pretty brilliant
He was very funny. All right
Why is he shitting on dick?
his
Adoration for Adolf Hitler. He's like and Mitch Hedberg was pretty cool
Why do I target Dave Chappelle? This is visibility limited tweet with 22,000 likes because y'all think he's speaking for
black people when he's really a voice for Jewish agendas.
Now put this, I'm not going to say those words on stage and let him do his K word shit while
I named comedians that are way funnier than you that don't have as big a name
How you gonna call yourself the funniest man on earth right in front of Chris Rock whose name is actually bigger than yours?
I don't even cuz like I'm pretty sure Dave Chappelle's friend
Yeah My greatest performance art piece thus far is just a swastika
That he titled HH01.
Ninety nine thousand likes.
Cool.
Is Elon saying shit about this?
Elon has said nothing about this so far, I don't think.
I think he like maybe made a joke about it where he was like, look, like when the
fuck is everybody going to wake up?
Like, I think everybody just like so numb and passive like we just like out here just another day in the United States of America
When are people when is it just all gonna click and we're gonna that one that one is rate limited with a hundred and twenty nine Thousand likes was that I'm worried about they killed Michael Jordan's dad on Father's Day
They killed my mom after graduation some random number texted my wife saying they knew where my daughter lived. So for the lab for my last 24 hours
of expressing my truth, people are threatening to kill my children to silence me. Look at
bill Cosby son. That's why none of these comedians jokes is funny about the situation no more.
I don't play with these pawn ass like Dave Chappelle made jokes about me, made jokes
about my wife, made jokes about the trans community. He thinks he's so smart. He thinks shit is a joke. He just defends the trans
community.
And after I brought Sunday service to heal parts in his hometown after tragedies, he
put together the words Palestine and Palisades cause he thought it sounded cool. While people
really lost their homes and their lives. He said on SNL, he never wanted a sneaker
deal. When this actually asked me for a sneaker deal, which I
of course turned down nobody wear no air Dave's you lanky
ass. Air Dave's. That is kind of funny to say air Dave's.
Well,
that's that's really something.
Oh, look at that.
We need real teachers with real heart and real information.
Yeah, I do.
I do find it interesting that all of these like people that exhibit
signs of mental distress always go right way.
There is never a guy who's like, I've lost my mind and I think the
workers of the world should unite.
I've never seen a motherfucker go, I'm crazy now. And that's why workers need
to seize the means of production. What the hell? Why can't we have people with mental
illness become left-wingers? Ted Kaczynski. No, he wasn't left-wing at all. He was anti-communist.
He literally, he openly despised communism. He was like, I think the biggest
problem is communist Jews. So he was also again, libertarian, but libertarian right-wing.
He was just anti-industrial revolution.
God, that is interesting. There are no socialist maniacs. Well, I mean, what are you pointing
at me? What the fuck? I'm not pointing at you. Nobody like dude, look at
John Fetterman, Senator from Pennsylvania gets stroked out becomes insanely right wing.
Okay. Every time someone has, you get fighters who start off in their careers being like
big Bernie supporters. And the more they get bludgeoned in the head, the more right wing
they become. There's another fighter, the Bryce Mitchell guy, who was also
another Adolf Hitler fan. Well, what is going on? Why are there so many Adolf Hitler fans?
Why do they feel so comfortable coming out and being like Adolf Hitler was misunderstood?
Things used to be simple, you know, when Indiana Jones was just killing the fuck out of Nazi.
Yeah, we were united on this.
And now America is divided even on this issue
where they're like, yeah, maybe Hitler was misunderstood.
It's like, no, no, he wasn't.
He was very obviously a bad dude.
Oh my God, why?
Why?
I just look at the internet and I say, why, how?
It's just-
Is this the product of years of lack of funding for higher level education and education across the board
yeah and and people not increasing their material working or material fucking
basic material conditions right I this is what the product is this is what it is
desensitization too.
I just think everybody's so...
That's the problem.
It's like a shock and awe.
For years and years, okay, while technological developments
have created some semblance of prosperity, I think ultimately,
income and wealth inequality has grown to the same levels that
it was, if not worse, than in the Gilded Age.
Okay.
Like we are now entering like pre Great Depression era levels of wealth inequality and people obviously sense it.
People see it and they go everything that I used to enjoy is getting marginally worse and worse.
What the hell is going on?
And when neither side
of the political spectrum seemingly wants to address that reality, and they just continue
business as usual politics, people rely on insane conspiracies to make sense of this structure.
And obviously, when someone goes, Hey, maybe this is capitalism, because we're so supercharged to
think like, nah, shut the fuck up.
You're crazy.
Shut up with that nonsense.
No, it's actually the Jews.
That's that's ultimately people.
Yeah.
Or trans people are Mexicans or Guatemalans or whatever.
Right.
People just go to those comfortable avenues that kind of tie everything together.
And you know, if left unaddressed, this is the outcome.
And you got motherfuckers like Elon Musk leaning into it
by Sig-hiling on the national stage
on the day of the inauguration.
So a lot more people feel comfortable.
And a lot of dummies think like,
maybe this is the secret truth.
After all, the wealthiest billionaire on the planet
who is the smartest guy is totally on my side.
Yeah.
And he's signaling that this is, you know,
an appropriate thing to do.
So other people get on board.
There's also like a lot of people who just want clout
and attention and they see people like this get no
repercussions for this kind of thing.
So they also lean into it,
even if they don't personally believe it.
And there's plenty of people who are convinced that this is the case.
And here we are.
Things are just getting worse and worse and they're going to continue to get worse is
my assessment of the situation.
Can't do anything about it.
We're fucked.
I mean, we can go to Brazil.
We can't go to Brazil.
We can go to Brazil.
Yeah, we could.
We can go to Japan.
We could.
Yeah. The problem is you can't really escape America. That's the issue. Yeah, we could. We can go to Japan. Mm hmm. We could. Yeah. The problem is you can't really escape America.
That's the issue.
Well, you can.
No, the no, because like even Japan, right?
I was talking to the Japanese Communist Party guys
and I was like, so what's up?
Do you guys like have
do you ever talk about like trans issues at all?
Because it is not a thing in Japan at all.
Right.
This is not a thing in Japan, but because their right wing gets
their notes from our right wing, they also end up getting
into the same like communication spirals that we're arguing
about here, but you have trains and egg sandows there.
That's true.
But I mean that really lessens the blood is a very compelling
case that you're making. Thank you.
There's one place that we could go to escape it, like unironically, but you won't go.
China. I know. I know. I will go to China. Yeah, I'll go now.
I'll go to China. But you know what?
Going to China right now is like going to Japan in the 90s before the crash.
You know what? Where else we could escape this madness?
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Please Montoya is what he says.
That's what she says.
Please, she's saying relax, tranquilize.
He starts running.
He starts running back to the house.
He said Montoya, please.
Ah!
Oh my God.
This is incredible. It's cinema.
It's got it all.
This has got to be.
This is like a Michael Bay film.
Yo, pause.
Wait, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
Okay.
Cinema.
We need to wind back.