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I'm happy you guys beat the Packers last weekend. That's right. I want to die. I want to die because we went out last night. And I'm like, this is being shot in my house. And I'm the most, like, tired, I think. By the way, Hasan left early. Hasan went home at 1030.

I did. And I'm going to tell you guys a story. A little story about what happened. Okay, tell us. We're going to go right into this. Yeah, we're going to go right into it. But first, our co-host Austin. what happened. We're going to go right into this. We're going to go right into it, but first our co-host

Austin. Our co-host Austin is here. I'm back. Back for another episode. And our bigger guest. Will Neff. Damn it. And we got a girl.

A girl! We got a girl. A girl. We got a lady. A lady. Co-host of the recently. Oh. Hiatus. Oh, wow. Whine about it. It's dead.

Whine about it. We'll say hiatus. Yeah, who knows? Who knows? It's on an extended hiatus. We made it. Like Austin and I literally made that show which is kind of crazy run it down mid um yeah it's uh that's it that's all so now i host nothing i guess i host

the streamer awards that's it you can come host this show that's what everyone keeps saying but i don't know if you guys want that have you seen the meme i posted what it's of the the grim reaper knocking on the door of you know ego rejects killing it housewives of twitch killing it whine about it killing it and now fear fear and yeah i'm knocking well it's like you have a gun to marsh's head when you do that i can't keep a podcast live yeah if you kill this podcast you directly kill marsh if you want just think about it like you're slowly choking him. Yeah, well. There it is.

There it is right there. Oh, no. That's me, baby. Okay, well. Well, anyway, okay, so. Tell us about your night. I haven't seen a paycheck yet from this. And you will never see it.

All right, whatever. No surprise. Speaking of killing franch right, whatever. No surprise. Speaking of killing franchises, Austin and G4. Oh. Will is here too, okay? He also killed them. But everybody knows them.

Yeah, everyone was like, Donna's pretty good. I was the shag. People were like, G4, I don't know, but Donna, god damn, it's so great. No, I'm actually shocked how many streamers watch. People were like G4. I don't know. But Donna, God damn. It's so great.

I'm actually shocked how many streamers watch. Yeah. I did not expect that. I was approached. Apparently, there was a viewing group led by Five Up who would watch Donna. And I was like, really? I would sit down and watch Donna with my family. Literally.

I'm serious. I sat down. What are you talking about? You were producing it. No, no. And you were in the room while it was being shot. Well, Asad, I know you're not familiar, but there's this thing called video on demand where you can watch things back.

That's what we did. You watched the VOD. So we watched the's what we did. You watched the VOD. So we watched the VOD. Yeah. Watched the VOD, sat my family down in the living room, and we had a great family time watching Hey Donna. Yeah.

Truly one of my... His family's like, they're getting progressively gayer. What's going on right now? It was my favorite show. My conservative uncle. Remember the one I told you about? Yeah.

One that loves me for saying things i say about my conservative family loves hasan because they both because of his hatred for nancy pelosi oh wow you know one time i had to text uh i had an ex-boyfriend that was very politically savvy and i had to text him and i was like do i like nancy pelosi i had to find out through him i didn't know that's why we brought her. Because women ask their boyfriends about politics. Kill yourself. Can I say that on the podcast?

Yeah. That was a joke, by the way. Of course. No, that's fair. Slash J. Tell us about your night. Last night there was a birthday party. But turns out, if it's in the month of October.

Let me just set the stage a little bit. It was a lovely party. It was wonderful. It was fantastic. It was right across from the Beverly Center. They basically rented out the full first floor of a location. There was food, beverage, dancing. There was food in bed.

Lovely. Great cake. I did not see the cake. I didn't see the cake at all. You guys do nothing for me. Did you make the cake? Yeah, not see the cake i didn't see the cake i i was not do nothing for me oh did you make a cake i made the cake i made the cake oh shit beautiful outfit i will say this oh no i don't like cake ah that's crazy you're wild we're gonna talk about that in a moment i did text you on your birthday and i was like what kind of cake do you want and you didn't reply to me i like no i think i replied no you didn't you did not reply to me well enough he said he said one

with an anvil in it so i'd like to say that you've never made me a cake for my birthday it's because you're gay and she is the famous case of the the baker who won't cook the cake oh my god yeah that was that was her it went to the supreme court and the supreme court said the baker who won't cook the cake. No, no, no. Oh my God. Yeah. That was her. It went to the Supreme court. And they ruled that you can be homophobic. Yeah. I've been trying.

Big win. Big win cutie. Thank you. Gays don't deserve cake. Yeah. If I made Austin a cake, you know what he'd do? It's a little too chocolatey. Yeah.

This, this job for this. I am not that way. Although I will say this coffee is a little strong you are that way am i you are so that way i'm starting to get that way there's starting starting you're you're so far down the road yeah you know what fuck it i like the finish line all right yeah i like austin the for me the the destination was when we were at that camp and you, in front of the camp counselor,

took two rigatoni or whatever they were, dipped them in the sauce and went... And discarded the ends of the noodles. I did. I did that. That is actually sociopathic shit. That's insane. Like Jeffrey Dahmer would look at that and go that's we're gonna watch some videotapes yeah dog that's crazy okay what happened to you at the party

anyway uh what happened to me at the party is i'm 31 years old that's what happened um the reason why i'm super tired right now this morning is not because i partied hardy even though we did we fucking you actually just say partied hardy? Yes, I did. That's the most 31-year-old thing you ever said. Yes, I did. I am an old man. I'm white, and I'm fucking, I'm leaning into it.

Straight out of 2012. Listen, champ. Listen, buddy. You're not that guy, pal. I'm leaning into it, pal. We crushed Buda and Anthony on the pond table. On the record. the record we were first game i carried second game he carried great balance destroyed him that was awesome

then 10 30 comes rolling around i say to myself i'm an old man i gotta go home but because i was so fucking tired after the stream, after that nine-hour stream where I was trying on different costumes and shit, I drank two energy beverages before we went to that party. Yeah, you drank a highball. I drank a highball, which is crack cocaine. For those of you who don't know, it's probably like, it's pretty smooth, but it definitely has way more. It's not. Yeah, it's not. But I like it's pretty smooth but it definitely has like way more yeah it's not but i like it uh it's like 300 milligrams of caffeine though and it's and then i cracked a red bull that's insane but but it didn't kick in until 10 30 after i left the party so i i leave the party, so I'm like, I'm fucking dying. I go home wide awake. Oh.

I'm wide awake. Wide awake. So what does any American citizen that's wide awake on a Saturday night do? The hell out of their meat. That's what I was going to do, but I was too riled up. So I played Valorant. I knew it. I played Valorant with Kai Sinat.

And YourRageGaming did not text me. So you're like, oh, I got this crazy story about how I didn't include you in gaming again. Today, when I'm like, you don't include me in gaming. So there was beating the hell out of his meat because he was away. Just throttling. No, I played with kai and your rage until like 3 a.m sure are they oh my gosh your rage is very good kai is not at all he's not good at all but i mean they're kai's very funny they're very entertaining yeah that

you never care when i'm funny and valorant. Yes, because you need to be caring. Quit with the jokes, funny man. All right. Quit with the jokes. I want to see some smokes. Okay? Thank you. But yeah, no, I'm deeply addicted to that.

And then I got a call. And I'm thinking I'm going to hit my REM sleep. At 3 a.m.? No. At like 5 a.m. To Austin cutie I'm not that at a FaceTime from the one and only Mr. Brother Banks 5 a.m FaceTime you have to answer that yeah no I didn't I was like what the he said where phones ringing from Brother Banks 507 helicopter might be outside hassan 507 where are you i'm sure i'm like he's trying to fuck you know what's happening like he's trying to

fuck and he's very forward just sit on that sweet turkish ass all day i'm about to put it to work i said in bed sleeping lol what's up which is like not a 5 a.m response yeah normally but it's brother bank so you know you gotta be nice said i don't know i just went deep rabbit hole i consumed 200 hours of your content in the last 20 days i just want to tap in watch tate pierce kanye pierce i feel like i have the answers lol my bad wow let's get brother banks on here no one cancelled this episode at 5am he wanted to like have a discussion with me about politics

and I was like dude I just left him on read unfortunately I get that though sometimes in the wee hours of the morning that's when the scary thoughts come that's when those tumblers come. I do text, Hassan is where I've,

when I have a political fear or like geopolitical fear, I text it to Hassan. Yeah. I just shoot it randomly at all hours of the day, all hours of the night. I'll just text him and be like,

oh my God, there was a nuclear, the Russians are seen moving nuclear weapons what's going on can i be honest i don't have geopolitical fears anymore because he's on fucking yolo mode well oh yeah i i told caroline something last night and i think it disturbed her deeply i'm convinced i'll be dead god damn well i well i've not been very kind to my heart. Wait, hold on. Why is this? This could not have been a new information.

New piece of information you delivered to Caroline. I know! In our wonderful friendship that has spanned over a decade plus now, I think I've heard Will say that approximately 1,000 times. I'm not long for this, Will. Will, you realize that twice as bright

burns half as long. There have been people like old rock stars in the 60s. Yeah, if Ozzy Osbourne can do it, I think you can. Yeah, and for every one of them, there's Ted Dead rock stars. Yeah, but like-

Just don't get on an airplane. Yeah, you haven't abused your body like fucking- Who's the guy from the Rolling Stones? Tyler Perry. Not Mick Jagger. Keith. Keith Richards.

Taylor Swift. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't mention her name. Listen. We're going to mention her. You mail her. Okay, over there. We do have resident Taylor Swift expert on the podcast,

Katie Cinderella. Thank you. How do you feel about the new album? Okay, okay, okay. No, i can't even jump into it because the night of the release this motherfucker is hanging out with john mayer that's true i would like you to know i made i made you a slideshow about why we hate john mayer okay but i literally i just want to let you know i do know him like well we hate him and i need you

to know that well i'm gonna to take Austin on our side immediately. I showed John Mayer our flight video. No, don't get excited, Austin. What? Yeah. You did? Because we were hanging out and my friends. John Mayer knows who I am?

So one of my. What? Your body is wonderland. He wrote that about you. Oh, my God. Wait, what did he say? So first of all, I've hung out with him before. He's very good friends with one of my very good friends.

Stop it. It's his birthday. I'm at his birthday. It's his birthday. And he comes up to me. He said, hey, son, what's up? I was very surprised. I'm always surprised when he says hi to me, which is something I-

Wait, did you check out this video with Austin's show? No, we were talking. We were talking about my PC, and I was talking about having a 4090. He's like, oh, I have one too. And I was like, no you check out this video with Austin's show? No, we were talking. We were talking about like my PC. And I was talking about having a 4090. He's like, oh, I have one too. And I was like, no, you don't. And he's like, I don't know. And then he pulls up the specs and he only has a 3080 because he's a broke boy.

I was like, okay, bro. Chill. Okay. And I was like, so what do you play? He's like, I play airplane. I play Microsoft Flight Simulator. So I said, hey, man, you got to get on this thing. I said, my friend, I said, my friend, Austin show.

And I. Are you kidding me? Went to England. Body is one. I said, went to England for one of these like $30 million flight simulators. And there's one in Vegas as well. You got to check this shit out. It's fire.

And then I pulled the clip of us flying it. Hassan, do you want to come back on the show with John Mayer? I mean, December 1st. Why are you acting like you're doing me a favor there?

Oh, thanks, man. Hassan, who's on every show Austin's ever done multiple times. Oh, man. Oh, man. I can't wait to do flight again. Such a great opportunity to bring Hassan Biker back on the show.

That was a fun stream. This will be big for you. I can only imagine John Marin Hassan on the show. Austin is just completely ignoring Hassan. Yeah. He makes Hassan the flight attendant. Get his peanuts. So anyway, now that I

have a little bit more support, go ahead. Talk about Taylor Swift. Taylor likes flying, but only polluting the fucking air. Oh, dude, he's so sassy. Wow. At least when John flies, he does it virtually. Yeah. To harm the environment.

Oh, my God. Wow. Wow. Wow. where did that even come from i'm surprised i'm surprised john has time to talk to you since you're not a teenager that's crazy that's not how it is that's not how it is that's not how that is he when was last time he dated anyone above the age of like 25 i don't think he i don't think he dates anymore he's not like that he's he's given he has given his body to the cause he's given his body the cause and he's different he's just a guitarist he's just a pure guitarist and he only cares about slapping the guitar in 2019 in november the lover wait wait wait. You are a stan.

So like we are entering territory. Taylor Swift and John Mayer in a thing. What? Oh, no. They dated. You broke her braid. They dated. Taylor Swift wrote a song.

Even I know that. Taylor Swift wrote a song by John Mayer. He was 19. Or no, she was 19. He was 32. Okay. Hassan dated Andrea Botez right now. She's gonna say a botez right now she's like problematic age gap that's what she's yeah problematic age gap also ew i would never

date someone who plays chess i take offense to that i'm sorry okay what were you saying uh what year was this this was was, I believe, 2009. Did she assert that? Oh, 2009 was a different time. Did she assert that? Wait, wait, wait. Let's go. I have to double check.

I have to double check my time. Wait, did she assert that it was problematic? Yes. Yes, she did. She made music about it. She made a lot of songs about it. He surprised her, actually, just like one, and she just came out with her second one, Hasan.

That's not a lot. Your body is a wonderland. No, that's a problem. So he surprised her atsan that's not a lot body is a one no that's a problem so he surprised her in the fearless tour i believe i gotta check my give me five seconds because i want to make sure i'm checking dates body is a one come at me if i get my dates wrong we are swift oh shit yeah we are so fucking for the record the record, I do love Taylor Swift. We might need to delete this part. What? Why? I haven't said anything. No, you don't understand.

She is oblivious right now, but Swifties will fucking dox all of us. Look, here, for the record, Swifties, I love Taylor Swift. Swifties. I don't think her carbon footprint is even problematic. Like, you know, I'm afraid of the barbs, right? I'm going to be honest. I'm afraid of the barbs, right? I'm going to be honest.

I'm afraid of the barbs. I'm learning about all this for the first time because neither of these people exist to me. Here we go. Here's my slideshow. I'm going to be honest. Your Body is a Wonderland is the only song I know about by either of those artists.

What? What? Taylor Swift is not a part of our audience. You don't know Love Story? No. You don't know Teardrop for the Car? You don't know, ooh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do.

That's like the poppiest one, isn't it? That's pretty poppy. Look what you just made me do. No, that was kind of like her little rock album. Lover was very poppy. I'll just come out and say it. I like Taylor Swift. I like her music.

I think she seems like a very fine lady doesn't she have a song about shaking take it off i know that one yeah i know that one too i love taylor i'd love to have taylor swift on flight i would yeah i really would what is going on in your mind yeah it's like me shots into this it's like me saying like hey guys you know if barack obama asks sure i will have him on the rock guys don't make a big thing about barack obama i think he was the best president in the last 20 years oh my god we're not doing politics on fair and okay show even though this is way worse than politics. May 2009. No, no, send it to me on Discord and Marshall will be able to play it.

Great, perfect. Holy shit. No, we're not. How dare you say we should move on? Remember, oh my God, she's doing it. She kills podcasts. She's doing it. Oh my God.

I just realized. She's killing our podcast. I'm here oh my god the grim reaper oh my god they're gonna like it i promise no literally no one is right now no right now you're very one-sided this is very important no i'm not no i am not you don't even know i'm fucking around anytime i talk about pop culture in terms that are like even remotely serious did you make this for the pod yeah i knew it would come up oh my god you're a genius thank you okay can i just before we get started on this i just need to explain something here okay whenever there's like some petty stan beef or some shit okay not petty serious whatever thank you if it's pop culture shit will and i

will assume a position on it. We'll act like we're super serious about that position. We're not actually serious about it. I don't know anything. I don't know anything about this. I'm serious. I know. I know.

He's like crack. You drank three shots of espresso. How is it gone? I'm having heart palpitations. Yeah, I'll give you a quick run through. Otherwise, this could take hours. You drank three shots of espresso. How is it gone? I'm having heart palpitations. Yeah, I'll give you a quick run through. Otherwise, this could take hours. Your body is a wonderland. This is why we made John Mayer,

a guide to understanding by Kiki Serrano. Your body is a wonderland. I'm just singing like a soundtrack to it. Yeah, so the year was 2009. Pictured John Mayer with wrinkles at 32 and young, hot Taylor at 19. Wait, okay, first of all, John Mayer looks pretty fucking hot there.

By the way, QT, this is a shitty sideshow. You literally crumpled out. What the fuck? This slideshow looks like it was from 2009. Push their faces down. And please, for audio listeners, if you... John Mayer looks super hot there.

Okay, he doesn't. He looks lame. Okay, I'm just going to say it. You're talking about literally one of the best guitarists at the present moment. Okay. Let's go on. Next slide. Next slide.

It was May 2009. Homeboy tweeted. Who's Homeboy? That's African American vernacular English. That's a point. Minus one. Minus one for the Stan community right there. Typical Swifty using a homeboy.

I'm going to let you finish. Go on. Yeah. I don't think there's any excuse for that. Yeah. He tweeted at her. He tweeted at her. He's like, OMG, I have this new song.

You would sound so good on it because you're a teenager. Blah, blah, blah. And that's all we hear. And the next slide. You would sound good on it because you're a teenager. That's what he said. That's so crazy that he said that. This doesn't seem one-sided at all.

You don't need to play any of the videos. He surprises her in her Fearless Tour 2019. And they sing Your Body is a Wonderland together in White Horse. But it's a little weird because if you've ever read the lyrics of your body is a wonderland together and white horse but it's a little weird because if you've ever read the lyrics of your body is a wonderland they are very explicit and if you want the song is your body is a wonderland yeah he's using her body like a fucking theme park yeah he said and if you want love will make it swim in a deep sea of blankets Yeah. Yucky. Sex. Not okay. Also, he wrote this. It's a love song. Yucky.

Wait. Wait. You cannot be. I can't tell if she's being serious or not. Oh, no. Dude, the Reaper's here. He invited the Reaper to take our podcast. We're so fucked. All right.

Next. June 2009, they come out with their song together. It's called Half of My Heart. They perform it together in December 2009. It seems like a wonderful love story that is not going to go anywhere devastating. No, it is going to go somewhere devastating. Stop. Half of Your Heart is essentially about how he's such a broken man,

but she's going to fix him because he is so edgy and he just needs love well next wait but like was he a broken man from him yeah he was a broken man yeah okay he's a he was a womanizer god back on my side you're right i i agree a year later plus a few days speak now comes out on that track next slide one year plus a few days like why did you put plus a few days in there because someone would be mad at me it wasn't exactly a year it didn't come out in december did you rehearse this oh my god anyway that could mean stands are terrifying dear john comes out and it's a song all about John, obviously, probably. In an interview.

What? Why are you making this noise? What if it's about John Doe? This is so stupid. Dude, it's so funny that he's going to get canceled way harder. At least I'm taking this seriously. No, no, no. Because listen, I'm not going to get canceled because I'm not taking a side.

Okay? But this is dumb. Why, no, no. Because listen, I'm not going to get canceled because I'm not taking a side. Okay? But this is dumb. Why? This is stupid. It's so nice. Okay. Okay. Dear John, there's lines like, you're an expert at sorry and keeping lines blurry, never impressed by me acing your tests. All the girls that you ran dry with tired, lifeless eyes. Like,

this is sad. Do you not hear the sadness in this? He wow cutie he's a man he just doesn't understand thank you all right next dear john comes out john replies okay you're doing the thing that stan twitter does when you found the ugliest photo that's just what came up this is like this is like what amber heard stands will have like Johnny. Well, technically all photos of Johnny Depp are ugly. It's not very hard to find. That is actually pretty funny. Have you ever seen that?

When they're like, he's so pretty. Look at how happy he is. And it's just like Johnny Depp looking like absolute garbage. He's like. Okay, let's continue. John replies, you don't need to open it. He just says that she humiliated me. Can you find like a sexier photo of John there there isn't put over this because like it's important that's the only one that comes up that's like it that's all that's definitely

not no that's it well i was hanging out with him with my close and personal best friend that's all he's got and he was looking pretty good uh i can't believe he's humiliated he's like she never called me that's so cringe and then he critiques the songwriting he's like also it's bad songwriting well at least he's dissing her on like you know artiste lines yeah i guess i suppose next like he's not he's not keeping it personal he's just like this is just business now what no he makes it personal because then i mean he replies so john replies again no one asked by the way june 8th 2013 2013 it's been years it's been years four years he comes out with paper dolls um and there's like one of the lines is like

your 22 personalities rolled into one cut the cord and pull some strings make yourself some angel wings is that how that goes i don't know it sounds just like that no no shot no yeah anyway and if those angel wings don't fly someone's got to paint you another sky okay these are beautiful lines no no these are bars if your angel someone's got he's saying that he's like that men are the only thing that bring her happiness are you serious do you? I feel like that's his own personal truth. Bestie. He's talking about Taylor.

I think that's his perspective is what I'm saying. And he might be wrong. He's not replying by the way, during all of this. I'm going to let you finish. I'm going to let you finish. Okay. Taylor has moved on next.

He tweets out on her birthday, Tuesday, December 13th, maybe the lamest day of the year. Conceptually. This is 2016. Why is she living rent-free? Here's what I have to say about this.

God, 503 likes? Jesus. Give it up. Give it up, dog. At this point, look. Him? Yes! No, no, no.

This is, if this is a real tweet, it's pretty lame. Thank you for saying that. Now you're on my side. No, no, no. But like everything behind, everything up to that point like why is he saying december 13 is lame apparently it's her birthday it's just her birthday this is are we to assume that john mayer is aware what day her birthday is yes i don't know when anyone's birthday well she has like the number one followers on Twitter at this point.

Everyone is tweeting it. I did not know Caroline's birthday until like this year. You're a bad person. No, no, no. I just don't know dates. I agree with him. I'm bad at it too. He's a celebrity.

You're on Twitter. She's literally trending. I think it's not. And he tweets it at 10.45 p.m. I think it's not. Saying someone has a lame birthday is dumb. Yeah. By the way,

by the way, he waited the entire day. Yeah. And at night he was like, I've decided this is the lamest. So at least he didn't tweet it in the morning. What is conceptually lame about December 13th? Nothing.

Okay. Okay. So this is the, this is one mark for you i will admit okay you know and she's not said anything about him by the way you're okay but you can't say that and then be like but wrote an entire song about him it seems a little inconsistent am i wrong it seems a little inconsistent no because he's written a song about her too but she's just been quiet at one point there was an interview they were there there like, John's upset about this song.

What do you think? And she was like, oh, that's pretty egotistical if he thinks it's about him, which is kind of funny because it says Dear John. It's a funny response. Oh, okay. So you do recognize that she's the fucking around. Yes, but this was back in like 2011 or something like that. But she hadn't dropped his name since then,

and Homeboy is tweeting on her birthday that it's lame. So, you know, anyway, next slide. How slides did you make this is there's two more um uh 2019 2019 she is again not talked about him her lover album comes out and he goes live on his thing with sean mendez and he talks about how the the he talks about how the song is bad again i love sean mendez dear john no lover her new song in 2019 wait have we moved on at this point do you think he's just like making an honest assessment of lover is lover about john i think he's a petty little bitch no it's not about john mayer at all i would marry sean mendez thank you you. All right, next. So hot. Midnight drops. Literally two days ago

when you were hanging out with Chuckle Fuck. How do you feel about that? I feel pretty good. Am I supposed to feel, should I feel shame about that? You will, because next. Because I didn't know.

She comes out with a song, would have, could have, should have. It's part of her 3AM edition. It's a bonus song. And it's all about how she regrets being in a relationship with older men because they where let me find let me i would have stayed on my knees i would have stayed on my knees and i'm damn sure would have never danced with the devil at 19 and god's honest truth is the pain was heaven

and now i'm grown i'm scared of ghosts essentially alluding to the idea she said john mayer's a devil yeah that's god damn no that's not cool hasan no i didn't say it was good i said that's that's a lot there's there's in if clarity and death then why won't this die years of tearing down our banners you and i living for the thrill of hitting you where it hurts give me back my girlhood it was mine first so i have a question for you that's a beautiful line um what is going to happen when they get back together are you going to become a john they are never getting back together like if they were to in a hypothetical scenario they won't where taylor's like i can fix him now like i'm i'm a grown woman. Whee! Ever, ever, ever. Wait, was that about him too? Technically, no, but also... Was that about another lover?

Has she written songs about other lovers? She has. Do you hate the other lovers as well? Yes. Who are the other lovers? Harry Styles. Well, no, Taylor Lautner. Actually, I don't hate him.

Hell no. Or Joe Jonas. I love Harry Styles. I think they're on okay terms. I don't hate him or Joe Jonas. I love Harry Styles. I think they're like on okay terms. I don't know, but her and Taylor Lautner are fine. Her and Joe Jonas are fine, but Jake Gyllenhaal,

ew, yuck, hate him. And John Mayer. Gyllenhaal? Yeah. Jake Gyllenhaal fucking rules. Oh,

wait, why, why, why do you hate Jake Gyllenhaal? He's one of the great actors ever. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. He took her scarf,

probably her virginity. I don't know. No, no, no, no. I don ever. It's the same thing. He took her scarf. Probably her virginity. I don't know. No, no, no, no. I don't think he took her virginity. I think John Mayer took her virginity. It's a long thing. John Mayer took her virginity? Maybe.

I don't know. It doesn't matter. We don't need to talk about that because that's inappropriate, obviously. Well, you're the one that brought it up. I know, but maybe he did, and that's why. He took her girlhood and that thing, and then he dumped her. He used her. It's not a big deal deal can we just get back

to what you just said about jake gyllenhaal we hate him jake gyllenhaal took her scarf you said no it's more than that the scarf represents a lot of things like her innocence i'm gonna talk about the jets for an hour what is going on i'm gonna i'm gonna i'll prepare that slideshow for another day but i brought you up to speed on this i talk about mass murders every day and i think this gave me more psychic damage than any number of like structural violence in the form of poverty that i could be covering i mean taylor would never want us to like hate someone for her but like you just rolled your eyes because you're like also i don't know if that's true can i can we hate him what can i ask you a question yeah i i am aware that i am

obsessed with the jets because the men in my family have an inability to communicate with each other right uh-huh yeah so we use football as a way to stay connected uh-huh it is a means of communication right that's that's the place it takes my life why has taylor swift taken such a toll on my life such a such a large and poor uh my love my my my lovely dog who's the love of my life who's 11 is named swift after taylor that's how long so yeah but that's not why you're not answering the question though because i want to know i will tell you this is why most women like taylor swift uh because we've grown up with her and the things that she's gone through in life she puts to words in a way that is like oh my god someone else went through that too. And they ported it so beautifully. Got it.

Like, there's almost every single song that she's written that I can find a similarity along with my life. And she's just found a way to speak it. So when you are angry at John Mayer on behalf of Taylor Swift, you're not actually angry at John Mayer. I have my own John. Yeah.

You have, you're angry at your own John. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. That makes more sense than his jetsets fandom, to be honest. What? Because.

No, no, no. Because he's just angry at himself. That's why he's a Jets fan. No, no, no. We're winning, cocksucker. The first time. Yeah. In a very long time.

Football teaches you a lot. Okay. I've heard that. I've heard this spiel from him so much. Let me tell you something. I love this. Go on. No, let me tell you something.

Football has taught me so many life lessons. It has taught me when my team loses, when the Vikings lose on a Sunday, it devastates me. It's like losing a loved one when they lose a big game. It really is. This man, entire family murdered, by the way. Because they lose a lot.

Emotionally distraught. But you know what? I've learned that you can only allow yourself just a brief period of time to mourn a tragedy, and then you must pick yourself up by your bootstraps and move on. And football has taught me that. Who took your scarf, cutie?

Okay. This is actually, you know what's crazy? The Latter Day Saints. We'll get there. you know what's crazy? The Latter Day Saints. No, we'll get there. Oh, I love talking about the Latter Day Saints. So I was raised Mormon, so I didn't lose my virginity until I was about 21, 20, I think. But it was, shut up. It was at a time where I was, I was like trying to look like Taylor Swift because I was like obsessed with her.

And like, you know, in church. When did that stop? Because I. It has not. It it has not it has literally not stopped i literally had you did the lighter thing like recently okay anyway regardless um she loves it too she's like yeah i did and it was great well it was great he was literally my like john mayer like he put half of your heart the song with the two of them. He made it the ringtone when I called him. And like, he was like, seriously, like he was like a bad boy. He was covered in tattoos.

So when did he come out of the closet? Sometimes I think, sometimes I think he's just like. Sounds familiar. We have no way of medicalizing this, but it's just, it is a little mental illness. You know what I mean? Sorry. No, I mean, they have it too. Yeah, for football.

Yeah, no. No. When you're passionate about something we're just passionate fans but he i've never been a fan he he was my boss at old navy and his body was my boss at old navy and he like you know we kind of dated for like three ish months and one day he was folding fleeces a little sassy. One day I'm at his house and finally I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. Like it was the first time I drank was with him.

Like the first time I smoked weed. I was like, it was like, I was finally no longer Mormon. And we had sex. And then the next day he ghosted me. What? That's insane. The saddest part about it is he my nintendo 64 was at his house and i never got back he could have been oh that's that's criminal that was my scarf can i ask you a question what when did you decide to no longer be mormon um the uh that's a great question i

don't know what was it what was the do you have like a coming to god moment no pun intended no i think really i think the first time i questioned it was when i was eight years old it was like right after i got baptized and gordon b hinkley was the prophet and he came out with this message about how you can't wear flip-flops to church right and you're like i fucking love but to be fair i i i used to go to church and my parents would never have let me wear flip yeah so he says you can't wear flip-flops to church and we're like okay i grew up very very poor sure so i don't have freaking other shoes and you know so we we have to go to payless and we get some clearance shoes and blah blah blah all right i go to church

and i go to church and there are some girls in flip-flops and i judge them immediately because that's what you're trained to do as a Mormon. And I remember feeling this weird guilt of like, well, they're not doing the right thing, but also why am I thinking that? And that was the very first time that like- Can I be honest? In the wide world of answers, I never thought that you leaving the faith would be flip-flop related. No, but I think-

That's just when I first questioned it. No, I think that's it. It's always like that it's like small things that uh that that cause you to recognize like wait a minute there's like there's so much unnecessary uh hatred i feel it's the first time i saw judgment that's the first time you got out the reason i left like when i told my family yeah the time i told my family was when they decided that children of gay um parents could not be baptized that's what i told my family yeah i was like i am not really i can't do this you know i was a mormon for a brief period of time really yes i have mormon half my family's mormon and my

mom decided to be mormon for like we went for like a couple weeks your mom decided to be mormon no she kind of religion hopped for a little bit. What? I feel like you don't just join Mormonism. No, no, no. Anyone could go to church. No, we hopped in and the missionary, by the way, when you go to church

and you're in their list, the missionaries came to our house. You can put a Gaussian blur on that. There's no way. There's no fucking way that like. They're, they, when you go to the Mormon church one time,

I think we went like one or two services. The Mormon missionaries came to our house for years afterwards. When you're on the list, you're on the list. Yeah. They probably still show up. The list.

No, it is like that. I had an ex-Mormon friend when I first moved out here, and they would hunt him down. I still get texts. It's crazy, yeah. What do the texts say?

They'll just be like, hey, I'm the Relief Society president of your area. I heard you moved to California, blah, blah, blah. You change your phone number, they'll find your new phone number, and they'll text you from it. They'll come if they— They love to invite you. They'll sometimes come to your house. They'll help out, too. They'll come if they... They love to invite you. They'll sometimes like come to your house. They'll help out too.

They'll do yard work. I will say... What? Yeah, no, like one time I was like, hey, could you guys help me with these boxes? And they moved a bunch of... It was great. I'm about to get on the calling list

and just have them, you know, keep my shit watered and... Well, yeah, just be like... They're like, they're going to run your stream. Hey, can you produce? There's a lot of good people. Just a guy with a tie with a boom mic we're firing marsh and we're joining the mormon church they'll help they're great they're very helpful listen brother smith you're really nailing it hold that boom up yeah i'm

feeling the love of joseph smith in my heart i will say mormon missionaries can be really hot you know there's a whole porn there's yes oh trust me i know i have seen that uh it's kind of mid it's kind of mid no not the gay porn there's gay porn about two missionaries on a mission there's and like they like coercion which happens no the only thing i've ever seen was like the lds guy when it's like a church elder fucking like um fucking like young Mormon ladies or there's a there's a whole porn company dedicated to Mormon gay porn but it's not they don't send women ever you know that's not true you can go on a mission as a woman yeah oh it was only in the past I want to say in the past 10 years they lowered the age yeah they they up oh Mormon

a lot of patch notes we've talked about this before i've talked about this a lot when the religion first dropped yeah black people evil everyone else can be baptized not black people they literally were like if you're black you have the mark of cain which means you are a demon straight up that's what they used to say but then they were like we got to improve our numbers yeah they're like never mind you can have the priesthood yeah mormon whitest jesus in all of yeah blonde blue eyes can you can you show can you pull up mormon jesus just google mormon jesus um the whitest jesus you've ever seen it's great because uh it it also centers america in the religion which i love a lot yeah I love Mormon Jesus.

No, I love that. I love that it straight up says... Wait a minute. Go down a little bit? The jacked one. Click that one. Click the buff one. No, the one above. That's my Jesus. Oh my God, look at the jacked Jesus on the cross.

Oh, he's ripping the cruciform to shreds. Oh, he broke it. He it he broke that shit dude i'm not gonna lie i would probably be christian if that was the story yeah if jesus was on the cross he's like he's like no are you are you familiar with uh the church groups that go and perform like physical impressive feats of strength yeah oh really i never heard of that they're called like lions of the lord and they're like with the power of christ i can lift this 300 pound there's a strongman group that is uh it's called lions of the lord i don't think it's lions of the lord well you're wrong it's not it's not just look up like. Just look up like strongman, Christian strongman group. And they go to schools and they'll rip, like they'll do, they'll bend Teflon pans and they'll rip telephone, phone books.

Yeah. The power team. Yes, that is precisely what it is. I love these guys. Oh, hell yeah. Will would have been. Oh my God. I would have been in this group. Look at the strength of their faith, cutie.

Wow. Do you ever wish you could get back into the church? You know, I said to Ludwig the other day, I was like, what would you do if I became Mormon again? And he was like, I don't know. Oh, my God. You couldn't have done that without Christ. Okay, can I just say something? That's not true because ISIS does that shit all the time. have you guys ever seen isis videos no we have no we haven't okay all

i'm saying is all i'm saying is will they do your yard work is that who's been doing your yard work azan's flirting with isis to get them to water. Now I'm scared of the conversation. Listen, Ahmed is very good with the leaf blower. Listen, Ahmed, I hate the infidel as well, but my roses are looking really shoddy. No, but like, it's just funny because they do like, or like the Iranian Royal Guard training videos. You guys have never seen that where they like jump through fire, like tires on fire and shit.

They do similar things. They break stuff too with their heads. So there's the North Korean military. What are you looking at me? I was just waiting for you to say that. The American military, on the other hand, suspiciously does not. Not very Christ-like.

Does not have the power of Allah on their side. I don't know what the fuck's going on. That's why they lost in Afghanistan. Speaking of Allah. We didn't lose. We backed out. You told me something that fraggle rocked my mind what no halloween in turkey oh yeah i've talked about this before but like islam unfortunately not a very good religion for partying and fun

like the most like unifying thing in the entire faith is ramadan and that is uh not necessarily a celebration but more so 30 days of fasting from sundown the sun was really hard for you wasn't it i did it like three times and i was like i'm out oh i do enjoy the camaraderie like i get it because you do iftar which is at night when the sun goes down. That's when you can eat and drink water. You can't even drink water, by the way. Full fasting for an entire month. And because it's not on like the regular calendar, it moves throughout the year. So when you're doing in the summer, it's vicious.

Now, there is a sense of camaraderie, though. There's aid. But overall, we have no Halloween. So no candy we have no like none of the hyper capitalistic like consumer first like christmas holidays no i love that no no but i like it no you're misunderstanding me none of those consumer no but for kids no no but first of all they are consumer holidays i know i'm just but but it is a good thing i like that i want that and we don't have that we don't have any of that it's very like it's just very straightforward okay the love of allah is what guides you through everything you

submit to the power of islam when did you lose your faith uh third question uh third grade okay we had a religion class and i went through my r slash atheism arc my reddit atheist arc in third grade third grade were you on reddit is that no okay i'm just saying like that's a type of no there's just a type of person like that's like very like well actually logically speaking uh god can you prove he's real um uh i had a religion class and it was just islam and i and i remember asking my teacher like why the fuck aren't we learning about any other religion it's religion class we're only learning about islam and he was kind of a dickhead yeah so i just i hated him and that's when i was like that's when i first was like something is weird about this do you know but also? But also, I never really, I don't think I ever believed that there was a God.

I'm not an atheist. Really? I refuse to give up that. No. You just want to wear the cross because you think it's hot. I mean, as a gay man. You have a little bit of a cross kink. But I don't want to give up the idea that there's a God because what if there is one

and I die and I'm like, oh. We're the same. I'm just like, I don't want to be at the gates of heaven and be like oh my god i'm so sorry yeah i had i i'm so sorry this is a huge mistake i thought i didn't you know i'm gonna give you guys my religious journey and i've never shared this before my dad uh is brilliant. And so God was never really a thing for him. Right. And so I didn't really have God in my household growing up. It wasn't. Oh, you went to church? No, I didn't know. I thought you said you went to church. I didn't tell the story, son. So I kind of asked my parents to be baptized when I was like 10 years old because I had this incredible fear of death. I couldn't sleep. I thought you'd want to party. You're like, I want to party.

Yeah. The church is crazy. No, I had this incredible fear of death that would keep me up at night. And, and it was like consuming and I couldn't sleep. I was basically an insomniac. So I joined the church. And then when I made it to high school, I was like you, I wanted to learn about other faiths. I wanted to really like buttress my effort here. And then when I made it to high school, I was like you. I wanted to learn about other faiths. I wanted to really like buttress my effort here. You know, I wanted to make sure wherever the Graceland was, I was going there. So I took every religion course that Blair Academy had to offer, which was many. So I took world religions.

I took Old Testament, studied everything. And then I wrote my own religion in high school I sat down in in a fever dream and I wrote my own was so close to being a school shooter well can I can I tell you I got in trouble because I started converting people and I converted like 20 or 30 people at my school to my faith and then they're gonna be like a f-ing they pulled me aside and the insane thing I've ever they were They were like, you got to stop this. You're converting good Christian and Catholic boys and girls to like. What was your religion called?

Nephism. Oh my God. You were so close to not just a school shooter, but also a cult leader. Yeah. There's that one streamer that became a cult leader. That could be you. Dude, things go wrong for me. Yeah, that's exciting.

I'm Charles Manson. Oh, not as exciting. That's exciting i'm charles manson oh not as exciting that's i'm a hobo in a boxcar okay okay go on what do you mean that's it go on that's it i get i get i get disciplinary action at my high school because i'm a faith leader you're one of the most like you're you have so much depth to your character i there's so much you're one of the most fascinating human beings i think I've ever met. Because you've only met streamers. And most streamers have no

lived experience other than being online. I have a lot of lived experience. I think I do too. I'm very interesting. I think I'm an interesting person. You're not. Tell me why I'm not an interesting person. You are the most middle America man.

I'm not even from middle America It doesn't matter Your vibes are middle America to the core I grew up I mean my I mean I was upper middle class lifestyle College Uh huh

You know You know lived in a low crime rate area We would play When I was a kid we'd play night games And part of the night games would be avoiding drive-by shootings Oh my god. Okay your life was in a bad area That's a fun. I used to but it was a fun game. It's great. We only lost once What?

Holy shit, is that a lucky me? Is it wait is it is it um um is it have what kind of milk does it have in it are we taking a break audio listeners we're rolling but there is now more coffee i think my heart would explode if i drink yeah i wouldn't drink that actually you'll probably oh oh okay oh he's doing it oh no i uh we had no. We had to fast as Mormons, too. We have one Sunday. The first Sunday of every month is called Fast Sunday, where you don't eat all day until dinner. But you also have, on Fast Sunday during, oh my gosh, I'm forgetting it.

During essentially your meeting or whatever. Seminary? No, that's class. Oh. Sacrament meeting. Oh, sacrament meeting. During sacrament meeting, instead of having speakers, you can bear your testimony. And so anybody at church can go up there and talk.

And it's crazy because like you'll have like eight-year-olds wander up there because they just want attention for a second. And everybody has like verbatim like, I'd like to bear my testimony. I know this church is true. I love my i love joseph smith that's crazy yeah and it's like literally any mormons or ex-mormons listening right now i just gave you verbatim of what you say as an eight-year-old i love my family i love joseph smith i know the church is true i love gordon b hinkley he's the true prophet it's not gordon b hinkley anymore i actually don't know who it is what if what if like an eight-year-old went up and was like i love satan i love fucking mega death oh

so i heard i tell me conversion therapy tell me that this is true i heard mormonism you mentioned patch notes about mormonism i heard that they have now changed to they you can be gay and be mormon now you just can't have sex i believe that's true yeah that's that's like that's like pretty much the most like no that's most most modern religions now realize like okay i guess everyone's gay now i guess we have to be gay what a compromise they are they are super uh that was another like realization that i had when i was like nine was the racist thing because we're in we're in class we're sitting around primary school blah blah um and the teacher is going down the road he's talking about nephites and lamanites and he points at this uh native american child in our class and he goes you're a lamanite and the whole

class like looks at him because the rest of us are like white there's like five of us and he's like he's like you have the mark of cain blah blah blah but since you're here you're like making up for your ancestors issues and all of us are like that sucks to be a lamanite you know like shit you're like that's awkward yeah that's awkward like i was nephi god damn that's crazy yeah yeah um lots of little things like that. There's a lot of very. Lots of little things. Lots of little racism and stuff like that. Like trafficking children. Sex cult. I didn't get that deep in the Mormon church.

One thing I remember as a kid going to church at the Mormon church was the white bread that we got. Oh, so lovely. In the water. Yeah. During sacrament meeting. That was my favorite. It was great.

White bread. It was like little white bread. I was so hungry. Yeah. During sacrament meeting meeting you have to take the sacrament are you talking about communion wafers

yeah no it's bread it was bread there yeah it was so delicious we had bread it's really yummy they upgraded it

it was so damn good and that's how they get you I think it's the prayer I remember I'd go home and I'd like try to recreate it because the bread was so good oh yeah you had to fold your arms yeah that's how you pray

we fold your arms and bow your head yeah also I'd go to girls camp every summer multiple girls camps because they try to like Yeah, you had to fold your arms. Yeah, that's how you pray. We fold your arms and bow your head. Also, I'd go to girls camp every summer, multiple girls camps, because they try to keep you as busy as possible, so the church is your only hobby. And at girls camp, you learn how to sew. You learn how to be a wife.

We had this thing where we picked the names of our future kids. We wrote a letter to our future husband. What were your future kids? What were the names of your future kids? Brayden. Jebediah. Penn. I love the name Penn. Penn, Poppy letter to our future husband. What were your future kids? What were the names of your future kids? Brayden. Jebediah. Penn. I love the name Penn. Penn, Poppy, and Peter.

Hell no. Poppy? Poppy for a girl. So cute. Don't steal those, everybody. Oh, don't worry. I'm not rushing the name of future daughter Poppy. Yeah. What would you name your kids?

She's going to have low credit score if her name is Poppy. Whoa, shut up. Listen. I have a name. Kaya. Kaya? Yeah. It means rock.

It's Turkish. It's a Turkish name. I like it. It means rock. I like it. Kaya. Caroline. If we have a kid, like it. Kaya.

If we have a kid, her name is Kwan. Yeah. I want to name my kid Genghis Kwan Neff. Oh, God. You're one of those guys. Genghis Kwan? Like fucking... That shit is hard.

Cenk did that too. Prometheus Maximus. That's... Prometheus Maximus is not the same as Genghis Khan. I got a name. I want all boys. My Turanist side is flaring up right now. You're bastardizing the Panteranic name with Kwan.

It's supposed to be Han. Play the Mongolian throat singing right now. I would name my son Kincaid. How do you spell that? K-I-N-C-A-I-D. I don't know why. Like a pharmaceutical company? No.

That feels like a word you made up. No, it's a name of some person in high school or whatever was named Kincaid. And I was like, I like that name. I'm going to name my son. Your first crush? No, he was not my first crush. You know what's a family name in my name that I fucking love? Buck. Oh, I thought you were going to say Gay gay lord i could see you having a kid named buck buck

yeah but a girl named buck that's actually dude that is the whitest thing you could have said dude dude that is literally the whitest tradition is like naming your daughter a male name straight up i'm gonna tell you this i know a lot of really hot Southern girls with guys' names. Oh, for sure. I love when people have guys' names. I mean, I dated. Moe? I dated one.

Moe or like Joe or something like that. Joe? What was the name of who you dated? I'm not going to say it. Oh. But I did do that, yes. Oh. You have one of those names, though, Will.

You have one of those, like, isn't your middle name like Hercules? No, it's... Can we bleep this part? What? I say it all the time on stream. Yeah, but frequently get it very wrong. Wait, what? I said it right.

What's your actual name? That's what I thought. i thought it was hercules insane to like name it it's my german family name oh yeah oh yeah okay i wish i had i wish i had like an arabic name yeah so then you could speak in an accent and get away with it I wish I had like an Arabic name. Yeah. So then you could speak in an accent and get away with it. Okay, first of all, that was not even the right part of the world. Swifty is coming for you with receipts. You should have never aligned with John Mayer. No, I'm on Taylor's side. In fact, I get compared to Taylor Swift for how often I fly in an airplane.

True. Who are you to talk? Yeah, I fly every single week. And people, like, I got attacked by, like, one of Hassan's stans in my Instagram DMs because I always post videos of me landing in Los Angeles. And they're like, your carbon footprint is bigger than Taylor Swift's. It's time for you to get a house here. Yeah, it is true.

Or an apartment. Rent in Los Angeles. But this is Los Angeles. This is an intervention. This is an intervention. Okay. Austin, it's been three years. You're our co-host and you're never around. Los Angeles is expensive. Shut the

fuck up. No, you did not go there. You did not go there right now. Los Angeles is expensive. Yes, for the average citizen, you are correct. You, on the other hand, are not the average citizen. I will expose you. You literally fly twice a week sometimes.

We're going to further expose Austin on the paywalled side, by the way. But thank you so much. We're going to be talking about G4 and so much more on the paywalled side, by the way. But thank you so much. We're going to be talking about G4 and so much more on the paywalled episode. This is the end of the free content. Thank you so much for joining us. Special thanks to both of our guests today,

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On Fear and. I'm. Oh, we should do a bachelor. Give one of them a rose. Yeah. We will be giving one of them a rose. Let's not make it a competition. Wait, we just.

We have the rose. Unless Austin can host it on his stream. The third host of Fear And is John Mayer. Are we on the bonus? Yeah, buddy. We're about to do it. Yeah, we're about to do the bonus after this. Guys, I will tell the story of my first one night stand on the bonus.

Oh! That's spicy! Where can people find you, Cutie Cinderella? Mostly on Twitch. I would appreciate more viewers. I know I'm kind of hard to watch, but I need like five more. No, you're not.

Austin, where can people find you? On Hasan's stream. That's true. No, Twitter. One of my two Twitter accounts, MrAustinShow, which is my alt Twitter account, or Austin on Twitter on Twitter.

Also, I'm on Twitch at twitch.tv slash AustinShow. Wow. Yeah, that's where I'm at. Patreon.com slash VRAM to see the Paypal episode. we'll see you on the other side the first time i ever had right ahead was me going like i ended up like going on like a country road and i couldn't like the car was like why too wide and so like the guy couldn't reach over like far enough and i couldn't and so i was going like five miles an hour so like the guy couldn't reach over like far enough and I couldn't

And so I was going like five miles an hour hitting like the side Ludwig is like the first jock I've ever dated She said jock That man wears fucking Crocs bro Dude he said Ludwig is a jock, dude. I mean, like, jock. What do you think? Smash is an athletic competition?

What the fuck? Okay, okay. I'm saying, like, jock body type. Like, dude.