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Episode Date: September 30, 2024

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Now, hold on. My man said, wait, hold on. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Hand Podcast, where we are joined by men and men only. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. No girls allowed. No girls allowed.

No, no icky girls, no co boys, boys, boys. No girls allowed. No girls allowed. No. No icky girls. No cooties. No estrogen. Yeah. We're going to talk about tits today. Do men have estrogen? Yes.

Okay. Well, of course. No. But not extra. No extra estrogen. Yeah. No extra estrogen. This is a T-fueled episode, baby.

Get out if you're a woman. We're going to be talking about stuff that only men talk about. That's right. Locker room talk, folks. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah. Grab them by the... Yeah, boobies.

Grab them by the boobies. Boobies! I love boobs. Yeah, I love boobs. Grab them by the boobies. Yeah, grab them by the boobies. And they'll just let you do it. They'll just let you do it.

They really will. Because you're famous. They really shouldn't, but they will. Bless you. Grab them by the boobies. And they'll just let you do it. They'll just let you do it. They really will. Because you're famous. They really shouldn't, but they will. Bless you. I have a lot of titties. Bless you. Trump is going to be so good for us, man, right? Oh, hell yeah.

Hell yeah. I can't wait for it. I can't wait for it. Is that what you do to a pussy? Oh, never do that again. What? Oh, stop. Is that what you do?

I don't know why. It's just, I, oh, God. Is that what you do to a vagina? Oh, my God. I can't even look in that direction. You can't even look at it. Why? It's just, I don't know why.'s just I oh god is that what you do to a vagina? I can't even look in that direction I don't know why I think it's like very weird when people do that in general in public but then you also knowing you doing that it's just like

oh god does it gross you out the idea of me doing that to a woman? no just that movement in general I think should be only in the bedroom I'm reminded of a time when TikTokers... What about Spider-Man? TikTokers used to do that. Okay, that's different.

That's cool. See, when he did it, it was cool. No, stop. I'm just webbing fast. Yeah, what the hell? Okay, stop laying ropes, dude. All right, this episode's already fucking derailed. That's how I know to get you.

You're not going to be paying attention and be like, I'm just not going to look at it. This is going to ruin you. What? Okay. When the TikToks inevitably come out of this, people are going to be like, ew, gross. Why did Austin do that? And then you're going to be like, why?

Why are people yelling at me? Is that inappropriate? No, but it's kind of gross. Okay. Well, moving on. All right, everybody. How did everyone's weeks go? Let's start off right off the top

W's and L's Jesus Christ I'm going to be honest My L is I came back from a month of bodybuilding And we barely talked about it on the last podcast I came back and you guys just breezed right past it I've glazed you way too much on my stream already You guys were sending shirtless photos back and forth

To one another. We've always done that. Austin was very upset. When I found out about that, it made me incredibly uncomfortable. Yeah, he was homophobic. I just thought this was a strictly platonic podcast. He was mad. He's like, what are you guys?

I think it's weird to send each other shirtless photos unless it's sexual. I really do. Okay. Yeah. So you send us shirtless photos like all the time all the time and then are those sexual yes they are no no but let me tell you let me tell you they're sexual but you don't feel that way about me so they're they're sexual in nature right no yes they are like a voyeur thing? No, no, no. Are you getting off on being like,

oh, here's my cocks, traggot. No, no, no, no. They're sexual. They're just, they're sexual. But they just need to like go through, like I'm passing them to you to clear them before they go out and blossom into being viewed by those. Yours is much more confusing than ours.

I'll go test the third. Two gym bros sending progress photos to each other is a lot less confusing than a gay man sending sexual photos to his straight friends because he wants them. I send, I send thirst traps to you guys to field test them. Okay. Right.

Just to see what you guys think of them. Right. Like what, what is your expectation? One of these days we were like, damn dude, I dropped sweet lows to that. No, no, no no i don't want you guys to drop sweet lows to me but i'd be flattered if you did if you did it'd be like very uncomfortable but also like wow

oh very yeah it'd be very uncomfortable but i'd be very i'd be flattered in the sense of like wow they were never they never exhibited any bit of homosexuality, but that picture sent them over the edge. I got hot enough that I turned them. Yes, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Not like that's my goal, but it would be, you know. Good luck.

All right, what do you got over there for the listeners? W of the week. Oh, yeah, before you get to that. What the fuck is that? Oh, dude, don't worry about it. No, no, don't pay attention to it. Go, W or L of the week first. L of the week, I went car shopping, all right,

and I couldn't find a car. That's an L. I don't understand how, like, you supposedly make the least out of all of us, and yet your lifestyle is like... You're like Oprah Winfrey. Yeah. Oh, I went to the Bentley store, and they didn't have the trim that I needed. They didn't have anythingfrey. Yeah. Oh, I went to the Bentley store and they didn't have

the trim that I needed. Yeah. Hold on. I went car shopping and I didn't know what I wanted. So I went to Toyota. I went to... By the way, this part of the conversation is really funny because he when I first revealed to him that I wanted to purchase a Toyota, he was like, a Toyota?

What are you, a poor? Basically, he was like, why the fuck are you a poor basically? He was like, why the fuck would you want a Toyota? And then like literally a week later, he's sending me fucking photos of the goal. He's been like, this is actually kind of cool. It was, it was pretty nice. I don't know what I want. So I went to Toyota, I went to Ford. Uh, and then I went to, uh, Jeep and then I went to BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, and Audi and Porsche after that, bro, dude, dude,

you have to target. Like, I don't know what I want. Uh, so I went to GMC. Wait, why are you getting a new car? I need a second car. You don't do anything.

You don't even need the first car. I'm moving down to LA. So I need a car down here. Bring your fucking old. I don't want an old ass car. Yeah, bring your shitty ass car. It's slower than mine. Everybody tells me in LA your car's going to get beat up

so I'm scared so I'm going to get another one to bring down here. Who cares? What am I supposed to do when I'm at home? I need a car to drive. I can't just... You know what you should get? What's that new Japanese truck that's so tiny? Oh, a K-truck. Well, it's not new. Yeah, pull that shit up.

Pull that shit up. It's not necessarily new. Ludwig has it. Yeah. Yeah, you should get a K-truck. And by the way, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road. For the record, I'm getting a K-truck. There you go.

Oh, yeah. That's what you need. So for the record, for those listening at home, I'm getting a second car because I'm going to be living in two places. So I need a car down here. I need a car up there. And I'm getting an second car because I'm going to be living in two places. So I need a car down here. I need a car up there. And I'm getting an electric car for those of you that are... No, you're not.

That's top of the list right now. Why did you... What's your top priority for car? Electric car. I just... I don't know. Oh, God. He's going to be so fucking unbearable.

Hasan! Hasan! I need... In a panic state at like, you know, 2.30 a.m. in the middle of the night I need to charge the car man I need to charge I know you have chargers in your house come on Hassan open the door I need to charge the EV I'll have a code

for it but anyway that's my L of the week W of the week W of the week is I went out with some friends in Portland and we went to this really cool cocktail bar that was like themed after halloween um year round and it's like a haunted house cocktail bar and i had a really nice time had a little charcuterie had a little deviled egg and uh

some mocktails and um we just had a grand old time. Nice. Yeah, it was a W. What are you looking at? That's a good W. It's great. He doesn't understand. What's your W and L? Yeah.

Sit in your ivory tower. Yeah, I'm the one. He doesn't always like to be part of the working class anymore. I'm the one who suggested this segment, and yet I don't have a W, nor do I have an L. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. I don't have a W nor do I have an L. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. I wasn't even,

I was paying too close attention to what you guys were saying. Cause I'm such a good active listener that I didn't even make up my own damn mind in the timeframe. Must be, must be exhausting. Well, it's because I'm also this always. Okay.

Flat. Yes. Boring. Which is why, which is why it's always so hard for me to come up with a W or an L for the week. Like with the W and L for the week. I guess my L for the week is that, all right, I got it. W the week. I'm finally going to collab with a Quinlan black. Well, by the time you guys see this, well, our, well, I guess our collab might not be out yet, but we're finally going to do one of her segments and that's like a long

time in the making. So that's the W and then an l for the week would be i have not been able to memorize uh red sun in the sky in mandarin so i don't know how the fuck i'm going to be doing that on cuny cinderella's cuny cinderella's sunday special but will and i got it all figured out what are you guys singing i'm dean martin and i'll be singing one of his songs from the bottom of my heart. Okay. But that's like, you always do that. Yeah.

But no, one trick pony. It's English and Italian trick pony. You're, you're barely, at least I do my trick. Well, okay.

That's what I'm saying. You're going to, you're going to come up and how are you supposed to learn Mandarin? Good fucking luck. I'm not, it's not about low. It's not about knowing Mandarin. It's not about knowing Mandarin.

You can barely speak English. I'm just kidding. Excuse's not about knowing Mandarin. It's not about knowing Mandarin. You can barely speak English. I'm just kidding. Excuse me. Cut that out. They got racial real quick. No, don't cut that out. Don't cut that out. Keep it because he's sorry.

He didn't mean it. It was a joke, obviously. Look, look, look. It's... I don't speak Mandarin. I know that's awful. Can I ask? Can I ask? Why the fuck are you doing this? Because it's icons.

And Mao Zedong is an icon that is more popular, arguably, and maybe more hated than Taylor Swift. I think you could go up on stage and beat the fuck out of a cat, and it would sound better than what just happened there. Okay. Do you want to play the original real quick? No. No. I think I want to make sure that this is what it is. I want to be surprised.

I want to be surprised. To ruin my expectations. Was I racist? We all need to try. We all need to individually try the Dora Me Fa So La Si Do TikTok filter. Oh, I've already tried it. Yeah, we need to do it. It's embarrassing. Yeah, we need to do it. We need to individually try the Dora Me Fa So La Si Do TikTok filter. Oh, I've already tried it. Yeah, we need to do it. It's embarrassing.

Yeah, we need to do it. We need to do it. We need to find a way to do it. And then we'll do it for the paywall. We'll do it for my TikTok. No, we're going to do it on the paywall. We're not going to do it on the paywall. We're not going to do it on the paywall.

I have this Coca-Cola. Oh, I... Oh, I'm so sorry. Will's W of the week. Will, you have to understand. You are winning so much. That I just assume that you didn't have any else. All right, Will, W of the week.

W of the week, go. W of the week. Can't be related to your body excellence. Okay. Body superiority and excellence. Yeah, no. excellence body superiority and excellence yeah no uh in october a new version of backyard baseball comes out like my favorite game ever and i'm throwing a tournament for that so i'm really excited about that that's a big time w we'll be there um and an l man i don't know

well i, you fucking tore off your left front wheel leaving the Bloomingdale Sport. It wasn't all that. Yeah. Wait, what happened? I scuffed my rim putting the ticket in the... He's like, oh, just a little scuff.

Did you guys go shopping? We did a little shopping. Where'd you guys go? You went to BevCenter? Oh yeah, but I went to try to get a turtleneck for my Dean Martin costume. It was priced out. Yeah, and I go to check out. Right? Hold on. I go to check out. I go, I get his size.

I go to the fitting room. He gets me a medium. I pull up to the register. He rings it. $380. Okay. So I tell him, I say, sir, I just need this for a costume. I'm so sorry. I don't need this. Could you give it to me for less?

No. I asked him if I had any points. I didn't have any points. And then so I didn't get it. It was $380. I don't know how to, like, okay. That's too much. Why did you go to the expensive store?

I didn't know. It was the only place we could find a turtleneck. Yeah. We looked in like three different stores. You should have gone across the street. No, you should have gone across the street to fucking Nordstrom Rack. We didn't have time. We didn't have time.

We had to go to the podcast. Okay, well. Next time. All right, W's and L's of the week. Now you're about to have another L of the week. Austin, for those of you who don't know, is holding at home, if you're listening in, a Coca-Cola Zero Sugar

Oreo. We're not sponsored for this. No, we're not. Zero Sugar Limited Edition Zero Sugar Oreo. I don't know where you got this from. Hit it raw first, I think. We're all going to try it. Painting it. I've already had it.

I already tried it on my TikTok. How did this happen? I don't even fucking know. It's disgusting. I'll be honest. They probably just like, I mean, honestly, it tastes like Coke. That's delicious. It's very good.

It's not as bad as you think it would be. It's a vanilla Coke. Yeah, it's a like Coke. That's delicious. It's very good. It's not as bad as you think it would be. It's a vanilla Coke. Yeah, it's a vanilla Coke. It's an abomination on principle when you're like, this is an affront to God. This should have never... I've already had it.

I don't really like it that much. Also, I hate that. Why? I hate dumping Coke into a fucking glass full of ice. It just like destroys the integrity of the Coke. What is streaming done to your life? What is happening?

No, this is before streaming. This is circus streaming. I was always a no fucking, don't put it in a glass full of ice for me, please. Unless it's premixed, then it's fine. Well, I don't like your attitude. Okay, well, you fucking ruin the integrity of the soda bev i actually think that diet coke is the only way you can drink diet coke is with ice in a

cup wrong right no you're just wrong it's ridiculous i think a lot of people do it wrong it's fine uh many people you know go about their daily lives just doing the wrong thing, and it's fine. That's true. It's very true. Very true. You see that fizz that just came out? That's all the gas. It's gone.

It's basically fucking... I think Coke is too carbonated anyway. I agree. That's crazy. I think de-escalating it with a little ice is better. Okay. What topics have you brought forward for us today, Austin? Hold on.

Don't look at me. All right. I've got a couple of topics. You do have topics. I have something in my head that I wanted to discuss. No, we remember we prepped. Oh, we did talk about Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons. That's right.

Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons. Frankie Valley is 90 fucking years old. Is he still 90 fucking years old is he still alive i thought he said not only is he still alive he's still on tour okay uh marsh would you mind googling frankie valley in the four seasons just live bro the season 2020 2023 there's no more seasons frankie valley in the endless winter yeah what the fuck bro just look up frankie valley live singing bro 2024 hang it up dog at that point not only is frankie valley let's see if you can get him like a zoom in on him singing bro can't even find a fucking frankie valley clip that's not on facebook that's how old old he is. Is there any clips? Yeah. So Frankie Valli is, I don't know if we can get like a zoom in on him.

Yeah, there is. We're locked in on. So here he is, 90 years old. Oh my God. Frankie Valli. We don't even need to play it. Looking great. But like, so they've got him out there and he's lip syncing.

And I don't know if we can... Wait, he's lip-syncing? Yes. Wait, what the fuck? Wait, stop. Are you fucking joking? No, I'm serious. He's not even singing.

No, I know. He's lip-syncing. He's using... And he's not even doing a good job lip-syncing. He's using. And he's not even doing. He's not even doing a good job. He's 90. He looks like a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic. Don't do it then. Hassan, that is going to be you at the end of your streaming.

What kind of fucking. They're going to wheel you out and you're just going to lip sync your greatest hits. What kind of fucking gambling debt does this man have that he's still performing? Maybe he just loves going out in front of an audience bro he doesn't know what's going on there is not a thought behind those eyes did you not see him he was just like yeah he was holding it in the daintiest way possible like and so he's all over tiktok and these comments are just like just let him go already yeah what people are saying let the man lip sync. If you want to live, that's a mercy kill territory.

Okay. Are you fucking kidding me? Let Frankie Valley lip sync. If he wants to, but he can't even open his mouth anymore. That's the, let him out the past. He's got a tight release on this.

And so what cracks me up is there'll be a stray comment. Be like, wow, he still sounds the same as he always did. Yeah, that's a person who's also medically brain dead, just like Frankie Valli. Let Frankie Valli do his thing. That's crazy. I think that like stringing him along like this,

when you can make out the shape of his skull is crazy. He is on borrowed time. Okay. I don he's on one hp bro he's worse than the fucking american congress that's insane i think we should put him in congress he's out there like yeah i'm voting for him speaking of congress uh jimmy carter is still alive okay he's bare just like he's been he's been he's been on hospice for like a decade dog they wheel him out and he's like looking at the looking at god and like every time his mouth is open his mouth is agape he's like ah let him let him sing i think we yeah i'll be honest if you put if you put jimmy carter on stage i don't know if you could tell the difference yeah i mean did you guys see that they that one of the first people to use the Tesla suicide pod or the Tesla of suicide pods happened this week?

Wait, there's a Tesla suicide pod? It's not by Tesla. They call it the Tesla of suicide pods. So what's a suicide pod? Tesla cars are the Tesla of suicide pods. Pull that up for me, Billy. It's a very sleek self-killing device. Is it, is it supposed to do that to you?

Yeah. No, on accident. No, it's a sensory deprivation tank that just malfunction. Yeah, bro. It's like out in the fucking woods in Norway, I think. Right. Yeah. Where active euthanasia like, uh, is, is legal.

Wait, so they just go out in the middle and. Yeah. And it fills with like, um, nitrous or like nitrous oxide yeah oh my god yeah and it kills you and the thing is the thing is i mean better than dying a lot of other ways i suppose but i just don't think i could do that if you're like wow if you're really in pain is this're suffering. Wait, is this insensitive? No, I just think it's funny that you said something so normal, so human. I don't think I can kill myself. Yes, dude. Unless you have a medical condition, probably most people would agree with you. Unless you're chronically depressed.

I'm just Bill Diffie. Marsh and I are on a bad weekend. We're looking for the pod. Don't move Marsh into this. Marsh, raise your hand if you agree with me that we're always looking for the pot. Don't move Marsh into this. Marsh, raise your hand if you agree with me that we're always looking for the pot. No, it doesn't count if you're coming down from the drugs that you've taken the day prior.

We're just ready to get in the pot. I want to do drugs with you one day. You will get in the pot after that. I like how what made you want to do it was you hearing me say that I'm actively looking for her suicide pot. Everybody's just having so much fun, and I'm just sitting there on the sidelines with my rum and Coke. Yeah, you're hitting life raw, dude. Your raw dog in life is weird.

Yeah. I don't know what that is. I mean, I do it too, though. I got my caffeine and my nicotine. That's what will be playing in my pod as I descend. But it's weird because now a 54-year-old American woman, going back to the story, a 54-year-old American woman,

I hope I'm not mistaken here, March, can you pull it up? 64-year-old American woman actually participated in the first, you know, voluntary active euthanasia campaign from the Tesla of suicide pods and immediately they conducted an investigation, a criminal investigation, and it's like, the fuck? Why'd you let the

pod exist then? They immediately conducted a criminal investigation? I feel like that's a little... You kill someone in the woods and people ask questions. I feel like that's a little, you know, you kill someone in the woods and people ask questions. I feel like that's a little unfair. You can't let the pot exist and then be like, we have voluntary active euthanasia and then turn around and be like,

nope, we don't. You're a criminal now. Right before they hit the button, did she go? Wait, I think like there's obviously releases that you sign off on. I don't know how the process works in Norway but I just remember this is such a like a freshman 101

intro to philosophy course somebody being charged for murder well there's a yeah there's an active homicide case on it now I just don't know if I'd want to go in a pod I don't either how would you want to go?

200 miles per hour on the back of a Ducati into a brick wall. Oh, I thought you were going to say fucking mid-Somar style. Just from the top of the fucking highest. Do a Fluff and Goober. Yeah. Fluff and Goober! And then you just fall head first. And if you don't die, they come in with a mallet and just slam your fucking skull.

I mean, the one nice thing about that is I would go to Valhalla. You would. I don't know if that's how that works. I think in order to go to Valhalla, you have to die in battle. No, that's why they did that. Because if you were past the age of battle and still wanted to go to Valhalla, you had to die in epic warrior death. Who do you think of the three of us is most likely to go to hell? Oh.

You. You're gay. No, no, hold on. No, hold on. My man said, wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.

Y'all have committed a lot of other sins that- It don't matter, you're gay. No, I know, but I'all have committed a lot of other sins that... It don't matter. You're gay. No, I know. But I feel like you could combine your sins, and I'm sure it would add up to being gay. No. Right? How many sins equals gay? I don't know.

I don't think so. You've done a lot. You've maxed out. You've maxed out. Is that it? Is that it? Well, I mean, you can just join another faith base that's true yeah yeah that's true valhalla would be good valhalla would be good for everybody you

just like now you'd be terrible what do you mean you're gonna drink mead and and fucking fight what's you're gonna fight if i'm a if i'm already on the mindset that i'm going to valhalla that means i'm a fucking warrior hassan you're not a Valhalla guy. I'm sorry. You are just not a Valhalla guy. If I lived in the field of battle. You don't want to be the nerd who gets bullied in Valhalla. Like all the Vikings would be like, what the fuck is that?

First of all. What's Hassan doing here? No, they'd be like, I respect your prowess, is what they would say, first of all. What? When you're trying to debate as someone swinging a battle axe at you? No, I'm saying that if the circumstances are that Valhalla's real,

that means we're fucking battle-born, and instead of doing whatever the fuck I'm doing now, which is, you know, I just don't know if Valhalla's a good fit for you. I would do great in Valhalla. Go ahead. Play it out. You're Odin.

You're Odin at the gates right now. Go ahead. Start. Odin would be like, Will, son of a rubber. No, no, you're talking to me. You're processing my application. He's Odin. Your girlfriend is here.

Odin, you are is here. Odin. You are processing my application for Valhalla. Please process my application, Odin. Welcome to Valhalla. It says here you've never been in a physical altercation. This is wrong, Odin. I have. I have

bested many enemies in battle and bested myself in college. Which one? You are mistaken. I went to New Jersey. Having to hold another man's penis in a fraternity is not a fight. I have been in many battles. Wait, have you done that?

What? Held man's penises? Have you held? What was your hazing ritual like? Are you allowed to talk about it? I actually can talk about mine because my fraternity is now gone okay it's uh what'd you have to be chartered yeah nothing gay damn it i didn't do anything come on you only wanted the gay shit i tried to rush a fraternity did were you just

looking for gay shit no i wasn't were you still in the closet too? Yes. Oh my God, bro. Can you imagine this dude? Oh my God. I hope they don't make us look at each other's assholes and finger each other's assholes and suck each other's dicks. You weren't like that though, were you? Oh, fuck. In college, he was more like, oh, I love boobs. No, I mean, I did.

But that would make sense. I told you, the one time in college when I, I remember I got really drunk at a party. The only time I really got fucked up on peppermint schnapps. And I remember, and it was the first time I was like, I'm going to hit on a girl tonight. Nice. And I sat next to this girl and I was just spitting. I was like, you are so beautiful. Oh my God.

I was soft as shit. No, no, you are so beautiful. Oh, my God. And you gave her the softest, saddest penis. No, no, no. Did she think you were gay? No. I was drinking peppermint. I was like, you are so beautiful. And she was like talking to her friends and laughing. I was like, let me walk you home.

So I'm like, damn. This is happening. This is happening. Yeah. And I walk home. And as I'm walking home, I'm starting to sober up. I'm like i don't think i can do this yeah and i got to her place and she's like funny that happened to me

with some women and i'm straight that's a different situation you're like damn what am i doing with my life i can do this so so i get to i get to her place and she's like so and I was like have a good night and I kissed her on the cheek and I went you kissed her on the cheek you didn't even give her a little pick on the lips no I left I left she knew you were gay no I don't know

I saw her several times afterwards you probably gave that poor girl an eating disorder that's crazy no pepper and schnapps I'll never I gave that poor girl an eating disorder. That's crazy. No, peppermint schnapps. I'll never forget it. Peppermint schnapps is wicked. It's dangerous. I was hungover for like three days.

Yeah, yeah. It's all sugar. It was ridiculous. Ridiculous hangover. Fireball. Yeah. Yeah, no. That was the year.

Jagermeister. Jagermeister. Even its name. Irish car bomb? Ugh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was, that was, that was a year. Jagermeister. Jagermeister. Even its name. Irish Car Bomb? Ugh. Whispered on the wind can cause pain. God, dude.

Oh, no. I had, I wish, I really missed out on a formidable college experience. You know? Yeah. I really did. Who cares, bro? You, you have a sweet life now. Oh, I do. I have a nice life.

Where you get to, where you get to look for cars and you're like, I don't know which one I want. Well, I mean, I think that's a a nice life. Where you get to look for cars and you're like, I don't know which one I want. Well, I mean, I think that's a classic American experience. Yeah. Who amongst us? Look, I think it's a classic American experience. And I'm not going to buy an expensive vehicle. I'm going to be economical.

What are you going to get? An Audi e-tron. Oh, so you are getting an EV. That is expensive. Do you think an Audi e-tron is affordable? How much is an Audi e-tron? At least 80 grand minimum, if not 100. Yeah, okay.

I was right in the range. Something light. Hold on. There's a... I have a discount. I'm getting 10% off. Uh-huh. Wait, why?

I know a guy. I know a guy. $7,500 rebate and 10% off. It's going to be like in the 50s. I don't think the math works on that. I don't think that's how it works. I think you're spending at least $65,000. $56,000.

Tax. No tax. Oregon. Oh, you're going to get it in Oregon and bring it down here? Yeah. I'm going to drive it. Hopefully I don't run out of battery. First of all, that's a nice car.

Why don't you just bring your fucking Beamer down here? Oh, you're afraid that I'm going to cook you no in a straight shot i destroy you and you're scared i don't even know if you get that clunker down here yeah okay by the way that that beamer is significantly better to drive around los angeles than the e-tron because of the fucking potholes my car i don't want to ruin my car. It is perfect. It's beautiful. Am I going to get cooked in the comments? No, I'm just kidding. What?

I don't know. For the record, in the comments section, I'm not going to spend $75,000 on a car. I'm going to spend maybe $40,000 to $50,000 on a car. I think it's reasonable for a second vehicle. You can buy a car. You've worked very hard. I have. You live in two spots because you on a car. I think it's reasonable for a second vehicle. You can buy a car. You've worked very hard. I have. You live in two spots because you have a product.

That's right. I have a podcast. Speaking of which, I wanted to ask Hasan something. Sure. Go ahead. I have been to his house. I have stayed here over and over again. Every night, around 10 o'clock,

Hassan pulls up to the grill, two slices of white bread, ham, wheat, wheat, ham, egg. And I sit there. And I've been trying to drop hints for weeks. Oh my God, I noticed this last time. I tried to drop hints.

That you want a croque monsieur? That I want a sandwich. And this motherfucker will never make me drop him. That you want a drop, sir? That I want a sandwich and this motherfucker will never make me a sandwich. That's insane. I was dropped. I was like, you never offer a sandwich? No. He never offers a sandwich. I'm sitting here, like last time I was like

really trying to be obvious about it. Because you always order Uber, so I just assume you're going to eat your own shit. No, I was like, uh-oh. Can we role play? Yeah. How were you obvious about it? Ready? I'm just on making a sandwich. The only time I got resting bitches. Wow. That looks really good.

He has said that. That's the last time he said that. What is that? What is that? What is that egg? Yeah. Oh man. That sounds really, looks really good.

Yeah. Oh man. I'm just, I'm going to head up to bed. I think I'm going to get a protein shake. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Is there a, it's really good. I'm going to head up to bed. I think I'm going to get a protein shake. Alright. Yeah. It's really good. Hope you enjoy it.

I was doing this exact same conversation. Last time he did this. I did. I did this. In my mind, I thought, does this motherfucker want a breakfast sandwich? He didn't ask. It's like the long goodbye. Well, I'll see you later. Okay, first of all.

Bye-bye. Okay, here. Let me clear my name here. Okay? You are like a parasitic force anyway. Who gives a fuck? Just ask. What?

Parasitic force. Parasitic force. Josh, every time, Austin, I cleaned your bedroom. Okay? You cleaned my bedroom? Yes. austin i cleaned your bedroom okay you cleaned my bed yes and there was an unopened protein shake by your fucking nightstand i was saving it for the next time you literally will take it out of the fucking fridge and put it in the goddamn nightstand and you won't even drink it you won't

even uncap you clean the room yes sometimes you uncap it other times you don't uncap it. You clean the room? Yes. Sometimes you uncap it. Other times you don't uncap it. I've had both situations in the past. So for me, I'm like, if this motherfucker wants something, obviously he's going to ask me because in most circumstances if something is within reach, he doesn't even ask. Well, yeah, because you're a friend just like a fucking Costco. And you don't have to.

You don't have to ask. My point is if you want something, you can ask me. Well, tonight would you make me a sandwich? Probably not. Actually, I would. You know what? I'm going out anyway. Yeah point is, if you want some, you can ask me. Tonight, would you make me a sandwich? Probably not. Actually, I would. You know what? I'm going out anyway. I'm going to have some French fries. By the way, next week, 9-9-9.

No, no, no. Yes, yes. No, no, no, no, no. The 9-9-9. He's not going to be here next weekend. Nine beers, nine hot dogs. I'll be here. In nine innings.

Did we hit a goal? At a Dodgers game. Did we hit our goal? No, we're just doing it. Yeah. When's the Dodgers game? I'll look it up. I'll be here.

Are you kidding me? I'll be here. I'm going to be here. You don't want me to be here? No, he's just worried that he has to do it. I mean, I am true. I'm not worried about accomplishing this task. I'm simply worried about having to.

Then we're going to record it and put it on the Patreon. Sunday. Oh. See the schedule. The only thing I'm worried about is, you know, if it cuts into streaming time, which it probably will. No, we can do like October 14th. We can't film ourselves inside of Dodger Stadium, can We can do like October 14th. We can't

film ourselves inside a Dodger Stadium, can we? Yeah, October 14th. I could make that work. What day is it? It's a Monday. I can't do Monday, October 14th. We do a weekend, like a Friday. We have October 5th, October 6th, Friday, October 11th.

I could do Friday, October 11th. I could do Friday, October 11th. I'm my favorite, but nothing crazy is happening. Yeah, I'm in there. We're going to Pussy Porter. What? Oh, we're going to see Porter Robinson.

Okay. We're going to check our schedule and we're going to get back. I mean, no better way to go to a Porter game than nine hot dogs and nine beers. When's a Disney trip? We're doing Disney? I think we've been replaced. Wait, what?

I think she's taking Jason. For fucking Oogie Boogie Bash? Yeah. No way. I'm calling this bitch right now. Yeah, call her ass right now. She's probably streaming right now, too. Call her ass. Call her ass.

Call her ass. Alright, while you do that, Marsha, I'm going to send you something. She's not going to pick up. She knows we're on the podcast. Hello. Cutie Cinderella, are you streaming right now? Yeah. Okay, well, first of all, we're on the podcast hello cutie cinderella cutie cinderella are you streaming right now yeah okay well first of all we're on the podcast that you're supposed to be on that's

number one okay yeah uh yeah i wonder why you don't sound as sick as you were yesterday when you made that fake phone call that's insane okay so that's number one number two cutie i support you and your pto why did you yeah austin of, the laziest bitch on the pod supports your PTO, which is not exactly a point for you. Okay. Number two. You thought that. This doesn't count as a PTO day for the record, HR, because I'm working right now.

Uh-huh. Okay. Well, yeah, you're working a different job. No, it's paid. It's a paid sick day. because I'm working right now. Uh-huh, okay. Well, yeah, you're working a different job. No, it's paid. It's a paid sick day. Anyway, second point that I wanted to address, second gripe I wanted to address with you is that you thought that you would have more crossover

with Wine About It in the yard. Yeah. You're a host on this podcast. Of course you're going to have more crossover with this podcast. They don't watch it for me. Did you hear this, Will? I know you're reading your next segment, but because you prepared. Unlike Cutie.

Cutie just doesn't love this podcast. Yeah, which is addressing the third point I'm going to make. Oh, my God. So much attitude. Is this correct? Tell me if this is real or false. And I really going to make. Oh, my God. So much attitude. Is this correct? Tell me if this is real or false. And I really, really hope Will is wrong on this. What?

You're not taking us to Oogie Boogie Bash because you're taking Jason? Yeah. Kenny, that hurts our feelings. What? No. That's so wrong. I bought special tickets for just... I bought five tickets for us.

Oh, my God. Okay. Thank God. That's been a huge misunderstanding. I'm taking Jason another day. Okay. Also, you are taking Jason.. So it's not our special thing anymore. It's never been our special thing. You know, I go every year. Oh, that's just, that's the sound. That's the sound of the knife you lodged in my heart. I think you have issues with insecurity that you

need to talk through with somebody. Yeah, you, my podcast co-host. Anyway, okay, thank you, cutie. Also, I had a sponsor. That's the only reason I'm live right now. Uh-huh, okay. The cough! The cough is crazy, dude! I am so sick!

The cough is crazy! That is so crazy. Okay, bye, cutie. Goodbye. We'll see you Sunday. She hit us with the, I'm only live because I have a sponsor. Wow, we're not special.

What do you think about that? Cutie thought that the Fear Ant podcast would not have a higher crossover with the Wine About It audience. And then the Wine About It live audience, like in the Wine About It live interaction with fans, she asked this question and was shocked when they said that it wasn't the yard, of course,

and it was Fear Ant that they had most crossover with. Of course they did. I've given up. What an insane... She's a host! Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

I support women. We need to be more misogynistic. I think that's what it is, because the yard is so misogynistic. I think that's what it is because the yard is so misogynistic. I think she's on Fira in the same way Hasan Reddick is on the Jets. Hmm. I don't understand this reference, but I heard my name. He's doing a contract holdout, so he's only on the roster in name only. Muslim's looking out for Muslims.

Is he Muslim? No. His name is Hasan. Yeah. Sorry. That's a Muslim name. Yeah, yeah. Why is he muslim no his name is hasan yeah sorry there's a muslim name yeah why is he stealing valor stolen valor yeah what the fuck to pick what he's named uh yeah anyway well we have we have uh someone who's spiritually lebanese because you're a coach and someone who is kind of lebanese kind of lebanese i am a lebanese american Not really. Actually, let's not even talk about that. I was going to bring up Beirut, but it's fine.

We're moving on from that subject matter. Will, you have something that you wanted to bring to the table? And then also, I have something as well. Well, let's get into your thing. Well, my thing requires me to walk out of this room and bring it in here because I didn't realize this. Someone else opened my box but it was me oh it was okay well fucking logan paul apparently sent me this controversial uh lunchable lunchable let's do it and i wanted to do a fucking taste test how long has it been inside your house outside your

house um it hasn't been that shit that shit doesn't expire does it yeah it's all yes no it's an icebox i didn't even realize oh yeah it's still cold no but the point is no no it was i think it was like a day ago or two days ago that they sent it so it should be fine okay hold on should be fine yeah does he does logan paul know you huh i didn't get a box Does Logan Paul know you? I didn't get a box. It's somewhere in your homeland right now. Marsh, what kind of car do you drive? Supra.

Oh, the iceboxes are still cold. Here comes Kaya. Come on, Hassan. We're killing airtime. Whoa, Carl Anthony Towns to the Knicks? Oh! Big. That's huge.

By the way, viewers, I don't know if you noticed, Will and I have matching necklaces. We're wearing it. Look at that. Yeah. Matching necklaces. Look at us. Picked necklaces. We're wearing it. Look at that. Yeah. Matching necklaces. Look at us. Picked up at different times.

Look at us. Look at us. Come on, Hasan! Yeah. Yeah. We're finally doing it. Oh, we need to look at that TikTok. The Hasan one.

That we talked. Yeah, I don't know where it is, but the one that... I'm going to send it to you. I didn't even fucking know what this was until you guys opened it. Mr. Beast, Logan Paul, and KSI did a Lunchy Lunchables thing. Okay? Made with real cheese, favored for mashups, electrolyzed. Which is really funny because I think electrolyzed just means sodium.

But they've just like rebranded it now. Like as though it's good for you. You got sent three of them. That's perfect. Yeah. Here we have turkey snackums, turkey cheddar cheese and crackers. We have nachos. Fiesta nachos. Nachos with queso blank, queso blanco and salsa,

and uncured pepperoni and cheese pizza. Which one do you guys want? Give me the meat and cheese. That one that's on your left hand. Okay, here. I'm going to have the cheese pizza because it has 12 grams of protein. This one has 9 grams of protein. It's 12 grams of fat.

Jesus Christ. All right, let's see. 360 calories per package. That's not too bad. Wait, it comes with fucking... It's got a prime in it. Nice. Wait, what the fuck?

Hell yeah. I like these. I buy these at the store. Wait, it comes with a fucking... All right. Little cheese and crackers? Are you... Smells fresh. Used by 15th of December. We're not doing an ad. We're giving an honest read on this, if it sucks or not.

I think I got the shittiest one, though, because this is oh, fuck. Cheese is flying everywhere. Were you a Lunchable guy growing up? I didn't have it in Turkey. I have had it before. I'll be honest. Mmm. It tastes exactly like a Lunchable. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I mean, it's just, it brings back memories of my childhood. This is a Lunchable. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I mean, it brings back memories of my childhood. This is very Lunchable. You know what? It doesn't taste like this would be healthy for our youth. It tastes like a Lunchable. Yeah. Can I have a little bit? You want to try this?

Mm. No. Give us a little nibble. All right. Want a little bit? I know the taste of Lunchable like the back of? Mmm. Yeah. Get this little nibble. Mmm. All right, want a little bit? I know the taste of Lunchable like the back of my hand. Mmm. Tastes like a Lunchable.

Bro. Mmm. Mmm. That also tastes like a Lunchable. Yeah. Tastes like a Lunchable. Let me have one. Mmm.

Let me have one. The cheese is a little different. The cracker is a little different on this one. Hmm. Try that one. That one's the most like lunchable one, right? Is this a milk chocolate? Let me taste this. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. That's a lot. Wow. Hmm. I'll take it. Yeah. This is dog shit. If I was high...

I'm sorry, it's not a Michelin star. Austin loves it. I think they found their audience. Peckish gays. I like how small these are. It's cute. It reminds me of like Cookie

Look I know This isn't their target demo But a really good high snack Well I would fuck that up True If I was stoned I mean it's like 300 calories

It's not crazy but Can I have some more? Yeah Marsh You want a little bit? Marsh said he's good Wow You guys didn't even try the pepperoni pizza one i'm good on that why not i never liked the pepperoni pizza one even as a kid growing up yeah too much it's cold cold marinara is crazy to me this is my favorite are you high right now?

no I'm not that's what's crazy imagine if I was this is delicious look but not for kids I mean come on Mr. B's getting canceled for this with Logan Paul and KSI why? I don't know I think they're mad that like

they need to change their target demo to people like me are they getting canceled for this? I think some're mad that like They need to change their target demo to people like me Are they getting cancelled for this? I think some people are mad Dan TDM or something is like a big Minecraft guy Uh huh Was like Why are people making Shitty snacks for kids and like marketing it as healthy

But like I don't know I think this is no different than any other kind of fucking Lunchable yeah it's the same as a Lunchable I wonder if there's less in this or more than a Lunchable they claim they're healthier a Lunchable is a crazy

market to attack because Lunchables had a stranglehold on that yeah but didn't they have like lead in them or something what marsh look that up lead in lunchables yeah we're gonna get sued that's crazy i mean i present enough that's my macros for the day is that that crazy yeah aren't you supposed to go to dinner am i a little gay ass dinner later hold on oh i'm not going to a gay ass dinner i'm going out to a gay ass club okay i have a question for you yeah hit me um but anyway yeah i don't really have any opinions on this i mean it's mid but that's just what lunchables are but i'm hungry so i'm gonna

eat it and it's not an endorsement of this product um what's your question oh i will tell you this troy savon is mad at the term twink being utilized as a substitute for the f slur really i just use the f slur for the F slur. Really? I just use the F slur for the F slur. You're gay. I think he's saying about like people on the outside. I saw Troy.

Yeah, let's watch this clip. I like this. I remember watching this and being on Troy's side. Yeah, because you want to fuck him. I do not want to fuck him i do not want to fuck troy savant i don't know why are you lying i'm i do not actively want to have sex with troy savant i don't know i don't not actively but you find him hot i think he's an attractive man but just because i find him attractive, you know? Does every woman that you find attractive, do you want to have sex with them? Yes.

No. Katie Couric. Katie Couric? What? Do you find her attractive? That is the wildest rule. Why Katie Couric? Why Katie Couric? Why did that come to your mind? Because he's in the news. He?

No, she's in the news. He just messaged her, Katie Couric. Look up Katie Couric. Pull up Katie Couric. I'm just saying, like. No, I need everyone to see. You said he again. No, he.

Katie Couric. She's a smoke show. Why Katie? Why Katie Couric? Because he watches the news. You could say sydney sweetie i don't know that i just had to bring katie garrick you're like troy sauvon equivalent for straight do you find her attractive i'm not really okay fine you wouldn't fuck katie couric okay sydney sweetie the question is sydney sweetieey. That's too obvious.

Let me think of another woman. Because Troye Sivan is obvious. Let me think of another woman. Because Troye Sivan is obvious. Let me think of another woman. He's struggling to think of a woman. Hold on. You're such a fucking misogynist, dog.

Let me think of another woman. Got this. Name a woman, Austin. Hold on. Wait. No, no. That's too obvious. What are you saying? So is Troye Sivan. I'm fuck Troye S too obvious What are you saying?

So is Troye Sivan I'd fuck Troye Sivan What are you talking about? He's beautiful I'd fuck Troye Sivan Thank you! I'd fuck Troye Sivan I can't believe we had to fucking do like a The gay community is a small world

And I don't want him to I don't know, I'm not actively seeking Troye Sivan out. Dude, that is crazy. That's crazy that he's like embarrassed to admit that. Look, Troy, if you're listening to the Fear Ad podcast... I get it. I get it.

You know what I mean? I get it. It's like if we were talking about somebody in our... I'm not on the same level as Troy, but I could see him at a gay bar at some point. I get it. That's crazy because you were about to make an... He's giving respect.

He's giving due respect. You were about to. I am not actively seeking out Troy Savant. No one thinks that. I do feel weird now though. Why? Because you're actively not seeking out Katie Couric is what you mean if you're ready to throw her up like that. Are you going to see Katie Couric

at a gay bar? No, you're right. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Michelle Obama. No. Come on. His face is covered in pizza sauce.

This man is eating a Lunchable. We have devolved to the level of children. This is what happens when cuties nod around. Austin's going back. Austin's going back for a second. Come on. Let me get a few. Lunchable we have devolved to the level of children Okay, okay, let me think of one like what's a hobby ah Hmm who's Christian Sam Ponder That sideline analyst for fox news fox sports uh okay austin what are these reference points why why are you actively seeking why are you bringing up the weird bro we said name a woman you're naming like the weirdest women you know i know why she does the vikings game yes she does and she's a powerful woman she's she's breaking down

barriers no samantha i do not want to have sex with that woman anyway troy savant is upset troy savant is the equivalent of sydney sweeney for gay guys i think look i think i think troy savant is a smashing young gentleman yeah that's a and he should and he should be respected as such that's a fair take i like that all right let's see what uh choice of all choice of on is upset that straight people are using the word twink in replacement of the F-slur. Let's watch this. Road and hitting grinder at every stop. Straight people are getting way too comfortable. Yeah.

I released an album. Yeah. I am touring the album with Charlie X xex yes he is we are playing 22 shows across the country that are 95 sold out by the way the only city that we're flopping in is nashville and it's at 78 um but to say that i am touring the country to go on grinder at every stop like that's genuinely homophobic it's like a stereotype don't sex shame me first of all i don't need to travel the country to get laid i can get laid wherever i want yeah that's kind of what i was like i'm going on tour because i released an album and because people are buying tickets to

come to uh see the show so you also if you this is not this is just like a general note if you say twink where you meant to say faggot, that's still a slur. That's like our word. I don't think straight people should be using that. I have in the past. Well, I think. No, no. Exposed!

Exposed! That as a substitute. Expose! Not as a substitute. Tell them to feel. Wheel out the fucking podium. And folks, that's the reason. Right there. Wheel it out.

Wheel it out. I said that so comfortably. No, not as a substitute. But there was a moment i can i complete about something yeah and this has been bothering me no this has been bothering me for quite a while and i don't think anybody like really picked up on it or maybe some people did i don't really fucking know i don't really retake that comments but harry daniels yeah when he serenaded me i was uncomfortable right and everyone was like joking like haha like uh you know hasan is a foe or whatever and when i was describing the story when i was

recalling the story i called him a twink i was like this random twink just rolled up at me and i put some stink on it and i literally haven't stopped thinking about that ever since because i was like you put a hard ink on it because i'm like no i'm serious i'm serious if you go back and you find like me referencing it i think it was on this podcast literally where like i have not stopped thinking about that because to the uninitiated person who is like not aware of who I am, if they look at that situation and they only watch my reaction like that, they would absolutely, I would not even fault them for a moment into thinking that I was using that in a derogatory way. They don't know that I'm a bottoms right advocate.

They don't know that I'm the number one defender. I'm the number one defender of bottoms rights. A BRA. And against this selfish top right here selfish they don't know that if so if someone doesn't know that and they're like oh what the fuck is this like well i guess more people probably think i'm a gay guy saying that so it doesn't really matter like but people that know i'm straight but they don't know i have i have i have included you into so many homo so much homoerotic content that they think you're

queerbaiting by existing dude that was another content that they think you're queerbaiting by existing. Dude, that was another thing. Some people think you're queerbaiting just by virtue of being in, like... Try it. No, you have to. It's the worst thing I've tasted in my life. It's so bad. It's weird

because it's got like a smoothie taste. Like a Gatorade consistency. Yes, it's not supposed to be that consistency. It's not supposed to be that consistency. I don't hate it as much as you do. It shocks your sensibilities. It's delicious.

I'll have it. I think Austin's trying to get on the mailer. He's trying to get on the mailer. You've been weird about it. And so is this. I think he's just hungry. So, Kassar has this privilege

where he is perceived as so attractive that his mere existence in gay spaces makes him a queer baiter. Oh. Okay. So, that's what people were mad about, where Chaperone said some stuff about, like, not

endorsing Kamala Harris. Sure. We won't get into the nitty gritty or the politics of it, but, like, basically a lot of people were mad at her. He reiterated a position that i've maintained for quite some time which is like you need to you know make demands out of your politicians if they're not fucking doing that then that's not democratic like don't expect people to endorse you or vote for you pretty normal stuff people predictably got very mad at her

and someone in my community i think like posted a photo of us side by side chaperone on the one side me on the other and was like oh when you're like a hot leftist and you're getting canceled for having like face takes or whatever it went viral and a lot of people were in the fucking comments calling me and chapel roan weirdly enough i think i don't even understand how the fuck she got uh involved in this but like some people were literally saying that we were both queer baiters and it's weird because like we are both on the opposite ends of that queer baiting spectrum where like she's just she's a lesbian like she's queer yeah right and i'm straight and i openly will say that i am straight so i don't understand why people are like oh if you're like a hot guy that

i want to fuck that means you're queer baby yeah like what do you mean i don't know no i don't get it like i'm not even remotely sexually ambiguous no like, that's what's so funny about it, is it's like, I've seen comments have been like, oh, man, that Hasan Piker queerbaiter. You know what I mean? Which I think is funny. I think, unfortunately, we live in a time where if you're a creator that's just comfortable being around homosexuality and embracing the culture, you are considered a queerbait. Yeah. It's weird. It's like, what do you want me to be, homophobic? Like, what the fuck?

I think it's me. I'm responsible a little bit because I have denied vehemently. I have denied vehemently our relationship. We don't. Open relationship. It's not working. Which is, no. Are you sure? Myers, pull up the TikTok. We'll get back to this Troye Sivan thing,

but that was such a good thing. I couldn't help myself. Look at this TikTok. You don't think... Yeah, I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere. Tell me what to do after we get through. Pause it. In my mind, Hasan and I have been on a show or dating,

but Hasan has to stay in the closet because if he were to come out, he wouldn't be taken as seriously by his male majority audience. Well, first of all, you don't have a male majority audience. I do. Actually, you do. I do. And look, a lot of the comments are congratulations.

You are on the Furan podcast. Where is this? Austin is going to mention this on the next episode. I just know it. He sent it as soon as it came out. It had like, like 2000 likes. I think I clocked it.

It was on his for you page. Anyway, he's on gay, gay shipper talk. Let me, let me put this to bed folks. It's not real. Yes.

It's me and will like, that's what it's right there. It's right there in front of it's them. It's not us for sure um no but back to the troy savant thing yeah using the word twink in the place of the f slur now i've been very open about this i just say the f slur right yeah instead of well i don't think it's i don't think it's a i don't think it's a homosexual crime i will i will say i'm with him specifically with the video that he was referencing. I do think that like

number one, what does make me angry and upset and I get it too is that... The hypersexualization of a gay man? Yes, yes. And the insinuation that like I'm or any of us as gay men are

out there sucking and fucking and on Grindr on a consistent basis. And you know what? If we are, then so be it. So fucking be it. So be it. And don't slut shame us. And Hasan's looking at me right now and he's trying to make it seem like I am because I can't defend myself.

I haven't been on Grindr in a long time. That's right. That's right. I haven't been on Grindr in a long time. Right. Right. I have been called so many things online. By Hassan specifically. By Hassan. But this is the perpetrator of all the memes that ever exist. It's because of Hassan. Yeah.

And you know what? He's a fucking queer man. We are not bringing the Japan Trip Austin into this conversation. We're not. I slept with one person in Japan.

It's more the energy you brought to the table. I was going through a rough time in my life. You were hungry. That's okay. We'll get you some more lunchables. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

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Kaya ran away. I hacked that shit, baby baby you hit supersonic frequencies i think you probably destroyed audio listeners sorry you hit uh you hit a supersonic i'm i'm posting that that's a fire that's a banger tiktok just out of curiosity what's up is there any podcasts out there that have like for people that are deaf like what do you want from us I don't know I guess you could do subtitles