Fear& - QTCinderella Comes Out of Retirement | Fear&

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

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Are we fucking killing? This is my one thing! We don't root against you yours! This is Will's only... This is only winning team on the planet. I feel like girly pop is my thing, and so you should kind of like chill. Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. Thank you for everything you've given us.

Thank you that we have each other. Thank you for this podcast. Please bless that we all get to work safely today. Please bless our family. Please bless the food that we make us strong and healthy. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen. Amen. And welcome to the Fear End podcast.

Cutty, Cinderella's back. We have a phone box now. Yeah, but I can't because I use girly pop nation for that. And we've got a girly pop nation today. Yep. Okay. I don't need it. I don't need it right now.

None of us need it. But she's never been the problem with the phone. It's kind of low key. It's mostly to discourage like doom scrolling. Cutie. We're going to need a bigger box. I got you again. I want to go to the Jaws exhibit at the academy.

Wouldn't that be fun? Yeah, I want to go. Welcome back, cutie. Tiamo. Yeah, Teamo, which means I love you in Espone. Teamo. Teamo. Deamo, I've been learning a lot of Spanish lately, so I just...

Ask them why. Ask them why. Because the gift is for you, but it's actually so you're going to ask him what he's going up to. Wait, did someone else give you this? No, no, I got it. Oh. But I... Why?

Why? The hell, do it for you. Wow, Austin. Thank you for the gift. Why are you learning Spanish? Well, Cudy, I thought you'd never ask. I was in Mexico and I went to gay pride in Mexico and that's what I, but it's for you. It's not about me.

It's not about me at all. You're welcome. That's so nice. You're welcome. The beautiful bouquet. I will have to leave this here. Okay. That's okay.

That's okay. No, it's totally fun. I love it though. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm clapping for myself.

Judy Cinderella is back, everybody. Yes. I have a gift for everybody here as well. What the heck? I didn't bring anything. Yeah, it's okay. I brought me. What did you get us?

My bars love. Share it, share it, share it, share it, share it, share it. Oh, Fear and Pins. Oh, it's Fier and Pins. Wow. A fan made these and gave them to me. Oh, my gosh. New Jersey.

Oh, we should find them. I know. They even got the detail of me wearing my own merch. That's crazy. Yeah, we could do these. We could do the mic. Top top. Oh, that's so sweet.

Which one's me? Oh, I'm the really gay one. I'm the really gay one. They made you so skinny. They made me so skinny. Wait, they made me so skinny. Thank you. I'm definitely bigger than Austin.

But thank you for that. I don't normally dress like that, but you know, I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. That's nice. We'll show a close-up of it so people can also. Oh, okay. Well, anyways, your favorite family is back together.

Yeah. We are united. We are as one. Finally, we got all of us together because, cutie, three of us were on a plane today. Three of us. That's so crazy. All three of us were on a plane at the same time. I thought about creating a little group chat, which is three of us just to talk about it.

Yeah. Yeah. So exciting. That would have been crazy if one of your planes crash into each other's plane. I know. And that's what I was thinking about. Wouldn't that be crazy? Also, there was a hijacking that happened while we were in the air.

Attempted. Attempted. Okay. Okay. We're going to talk about that because they, this is like, if the news, anything's a hijacking these days. He was trying to bang down the cockpit door. He was 75 years old.

Maybe he thought it was a bathroom. That doesn't, they don't qualify a hijacking. Okay, here's a deal. Austin's not wrong, though, because like back in the day, they used to jack that shit. Yeah. Pre-9-11 was a very different time. Boys, boys, boys, on the way out, I was on a flight that had to get, like, grounded, essentially, because they were kicking a guy off for threatening flight in its lives.

And then on the way out, my mom texted me and goes, are you okay? They were just a hijacking in Wisconsin. Here's the deal. The media is sensationalizing this story about a United Airlines flight where a 75-year-old man who was having a mental episode stormed the cockpit

or tried to storm the cockpit. Now, let me tell you something. The reason I'm not afraid of that sort of thing happening They should let him do it. He's 75. You don't need this. You do not need this.

You do not need this. What's he going to do? No, you do not need this. The old guy was white. Yeah. You do not need this story. Okay? I am going to step in front of that and say, Hassad didn't mean that. This is what he actually meant. He said, because like back in the day, they used to jack playing is like crazy. But that's before they had like locks on the doors, right?

Yeah, it was all that you want to put. I like it. It smells like lilies and I really don't want to like ruin the mood. Yeah. But lilies always remind me of my mom's funeral. Oh my God. I'm so sad. You know they use lilies at funerals to cover up the smell. the dead body. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. It's a very fragrant flower. Nice, Austin.

I'm so. Nice going, Austin. I am so sorry. They're all lilies. Yeah, I still bought a lilies. I can smell them. It's okay. I didn't.

I didn't. Hey, Austin, nice going. You got flowers a reminder of her dead mother's funeral. Yeah. I, I'm sorry. It was all, also you're going to ask him,

why Teamo. And he can tell you all about his gay men's-skirts. So you must have some cute, like, some cutie things going on, huh? Well, yeah. Well, yes. Well, yes. Like with whom's stuff? Wait, wait, wait, what?

Some nino's. Ninos? Oh, no, no, no, that's for you. Wait, is Nino's children? Yes, Nino's. Oh. I meant, I thought it was a boy. No.

Wait, what's boy? Boy is, uh. Not a better word. Really? Not a better word. No, no. Why? Let's go with men.

Let's go with him. Seniors. Seniors or... Padre. Okay, quadres. There we go. Twinkie nino. I thought, that's like...

I didn't know what you were saying. Like, I was like, you and the boys. I don't mean like children boys. I didn't know what you were saying. See, we need to redevelop communication. Yes, we do. What have we all learned Spanish? I agree.

What have we become a Spanish-speaking podcast? That would be incredible. I think we could do it. I think that would be great. Much go to so. I think it would be great. Marsh is already almost there, and I'm almost fluent, too. When I escape to Latin America, I'm going to need that.

It's going to be in good use. Yes. Shia Nabi. So back to the hijacking thing. Real quick, I want to put a bow on that. I'm not nervous about a hijacking because American hogs, the one thing you can trust them with. What is that?

American hog is like a conservative, usually like a conservative MAGA. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's my uncle, for real, for real. Yeah, exactly. So if there's one thing about the hog is they fantasize about the moment that somebody tries to hijack a plane. Mark Wahlberg. Yeah.

You do the same thing for a crash. No, no. He fantasizes someone else's death. That's the same situation. Same situation. Well, no, no. Maybe they don't die. Maybe they both took party pocket.

at the same time. That's it. They come to. Thank you for defending me. The thing is, Austin, Austin also has a. I accidentally took it one time.

Didn't I tell you? A party poppers? Yeah, my boss. What? He was gay boss. My gay boss who would like, he liked to haze me in cool ways.

I had to, he had a diabetic cat. I had to give the diabetes shot to because he's out of town. He was like, go give my fat cat shot. And I was like, well, I'm in his fridge and there's all these tiny little bottles.

And I said, which one? I'm on the phone. This is like before. FaceTime probably existed, but it was on as normal as to FaceTime, I guess. I was like, which one is it? And I was like, there's, he's like, oh, it's a little glass bottle and I picked it up. And I go,

is it this? He goes, I don't know, smell it. And I smelled it. And I said, oh my God, I'm going to pass out. And he goes, not that one. Oh, no. And he laughed. That's hilarious. Yeah, I did Poppers one and only time. Really? Yeah. Because I was in West Hollywood. I had no idea what it was. Someone's like, you want to try Poppers? I'm like, what are Poppers? And they're like, smell this. It's a friend. It's a friend.

Where is it? Where, let me see. It's a friend. You want me to save it? It's a friend. Oh, come on, Marsh. Got a house full of spiders? That's a daddy long leg.

That's a spider that killed. It is a daddy long leg. No, don't kill it. You have to take it outside. That's a deadly poisonous spider. Okay. You can kill it. I don't care.

Marsh, we're recording, please. Okay. Do you want me get the spider? Will's going to get the spider. We don't take it outside. I don't want to murder it. He's taking it. Will's going to take it outside.

We're going to pause for this. We'll cut this. We'll cut this. He's going to just take it outside. He's not going to kill it. He's just going to grab it nicely and take it outside. See, if you name it, it makes it easier to not be afraid of it. You say, hey, Marsh is flirting with Will.

Marsh just said your arm looks great, by the way. Wait, really? Okay, then Loki flush it down the toilet. Then kill it. Okay, so he's describing this as a wandering... Oh, my God! It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's just a friend. Oh, my God. It's just a friend. Oh, God. It's going to crawl up your pant leg and... Sorry, cutie. That was so traumatic.

Will, let it out of the house. Quickly. Congratulations. Hero. I can be a hero, baby. No, I still have a magnifold. Oh. I have just,

fear is the mind killer. I must not fear. Clearly. Clearly not. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. Well, fear and. Yeah. Hassan, there's been a lot that's happened to him recently.

And he wants to tell you about it. Tell me about it. You've missed a lot. I've been off the internet. Yeah, completely off the internet. Yeah. So, you know how I went to Cuba to deliver humanitarian aid and do some journalism? Yeah, and you brought this baseball back.

Yeah. Oh, God. Don't even show that on camera. Fox News is going to fucking clip it. He brought back a dangerous substance. If I'm on Fox News, hi, family. Yeah. Yeah, so the American government has decided that they want to criminalize that, even though it's not,

in an effort to silence political dissent. And so I am in a will-day, won't-day situation with the federal government currently because they have apparently issued a subpoena. They had paparazzi stationed outside of my house for a couple months now. They didn't take any photos of me. Yeah.

Austin has been trying. He's going outside. Every time he leaves the home, he looks up the street and goes, I do. I literally was scanning. When I came in today, I was looking around.

Shots of Kaya. There was that one time. Remember that one time? I feel like we can talk about it. It's been months. That one time I went out there and there was like that guy taking pictures. Remember? Maybe that was him.

He was like a jogger. Maybe that was him. And then I like noticed him like pretend he was still in a jog. And I was like, what the hell? I mean, that probably wasn't him. It's been months. But they, yeah, they stationed outside my house. They snap pics of Kaya, going on a walk.

Cool. That's nice to have. That's good memories. And then after that. I got bit by a spider under my eye. And I had a fucking bulbous, like massive bruise under my eye. Ew. And then just before we started this podcast,

I found out that I have been barred entry into the United Kingdom because a labor MP called the home office and demanded that Shabana Mahmood deny my visa. I had a visa to go to the UK. I was supposed to fly out and be there for a week. I'm going to speak at Oxford Union, speak of South by Southwest. You've spoke at Oxford before, right?

Yeah. And also do something with Yanis Varifakis, former Greek finance minister, Jeremy Corbyn, leader of one of the co-founders of your party, leader of the Green Party, Zach Polansky. And now all of those plans have fallen apart because they decided that you're not allowed

to enter the country if you're anti-Israel. So not having the best week, but I'm going to, you know. Well, we still support you. Thank you. Depends what the clips are like. And so other than that, Hassan, other than the incident, Miss Link,

how did you enjoy the plan? Yeah, exactly. But I was just going to say, Hassan, in better news, the Zit on your face, I can barely notice it. Yeah, I didn't know it. It's like completely healed.

I am nervous if he shaved. It's like under there. Yeah, that could be it. maybe the beer is just a little longer. I think the spider venom helped break down. Yeah, I think that's it. I need a W somewhere. Yeah, you do.

You do. Well, the W is that we're all back together. And we're friends. And it's so amazing. And we are going to New York City. Yay. Oh, yeah. Isn't that exciting?

Yeah, what are you going to New York for? Well, it was supposed to be after I come back from London. And then we have a bunch of like a sequence of events lined up and go watch. the Knicks. Okay. Is that last part? That's exciting. Is that still happening?

Or are you going to cancel? Yeah, I still want to do. Okay. Yeah. We're going to go watch the New York Knicks. Yes. We're going to watch Wembe Yama. Yes.

Okay. I booked a beautiful hotel for Christian and I. Hold on. Hold on. You are not going to root for the fucking spurs. Okay. Before you go too far on this, I have a lot of stuff to talk about. Girlie Pop Nation is about basketball today.

Girlie pop Girlie pop Hey Hey Austin I hear you doing a new fucking segment for the Patreon where you sell jingles to people I do

Oh my God People are loving it Oh yeah Would you sell your jingles though Well I've been selling my jingles With the help of Shopify Oh my goodness Yeah you want to hear one

I would love to Shishish shit Shishish Shop, shop, shop, shopify. Whoa. Wait, so a fan of ours demanded a Shopify jingle for me? They love Shopify. Here, do you do one live?

All right. I'm starting a taxidermy business for roadkill animals. Go ahead and hit me up. It's called Road Splat. Road Splat, Road Splat, Stuff it, stuff it, road splat. Wow. Wow. You're going to make so much money.

Yeah, I think you are making a lot of money because you're using Shopify as the backbone of your business. That's right. That's right. And you know what? My customers always have a great pleasurable experience thanks to Shopify. It's time to turn those what ifs into with Shopify today. Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com slash fear. Go to Shopify.com slash fear. That's Shopify.com slash fear. Stuff in Girlie pop You rooting for the fucking Spurs? I mean, I'm not. I'm not.

But like, let's just say I really like... You know what? On behalf of New York? You're not welcome there either, you fucking calmly piece of shit. Go to San Antonio. You fuck?

I will be rooting for the New York Knicks. Okay. You had to think about it for a I did. I'm going to be rooting for the New York team. Although I will. It's in New York basketball time. You don't have to choose yet. I have reasons to choose.

No, I know. I'll show. You might sway. I might sway it. What is it? The net. Reasons to choose. Let me have to.

What are we fucking doing? This is my one thing. We don't root against New York. This is Will's only, this is only winning team on the planet. I feel like. Girlie Pop is my thing and so you should kind of like chill. I'm gonna do

America Me Up about how we should root from that for that scummy guy from the 76 who used to fucking new hookup with Pillish Whip! I don't know! The scummy one that everybody fucking hated! Are you talking about Maddie Healy? Yeah, whatever. I don't know.

Just do your fucking thing. You said 76. I was like, look. No, the 19706? Oh, that what? The band. Yes, his band. What is it called?

It's not the 76. It's the 1976, I'm pretty sure. I don't. Yeah, thank you. Oh, what the asshole! I'm talking about it. Wait. Okay.

So everybody knows. Number one, calm down. Okay. Number two, listen, I'm, we're not, this is not the podcast where I talk about this. I've been institutional. I've been institutionalized.

Yeah. And I've been telling everybody around me, Kitty and I are going to be closer than ever. She's rooting for the Knicks. Okay. Well, maybe you should have let, maybe we should have waited. So I've been institutionalized.

I'll be fine. I'm on a weekend pass right now, which is why I can't take the flowers back. Right. But during my time away, um, During my time on holiday, I have, there's limited things I can do outside of my therapy that I attend from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. And then dinner's at 6.

I mean, you can do a lot as long as you don't take the ankle monitor. Yeah. Dinner is at 6 p.m. And then at 6.30, I can go crazy. Wait, can. Lights out at 11. Do they have guests? Can you?

I do. But. Oh, my God. We wouldn't want to stress out the other. What? You think I would stress out the other people? Yes. We could do lunch.

Well, no, you can only visit on the weekends, but now I'm... Say hello! You got some of your dead mom's cologne. Tell your new friends, I went to Mexico, and it was very good. Are there any hot twigs? I will report, unfortunately. HIPAA, I can't tell you how many hot twinks there are. Oh, fuck.

Well, I guess I'll have to go to lunch. Okay. Oh my God. No. I have, I have, visitors passes are only on the weekend, but I've earned weekend passes so I can leave on the weekend. Which is why I'm here. Anyway, obviously, I'm fine. I'll be fine.

I'll talk more about. Best use of your weekend pass. Stuff later. Well, this is part of my exposure therapy is working again. As strange as it is. The internet is abusive. I'm sure maybe you think that sometimes. No.

But anyway, so this is my exposure therapy. But I say that because every single night, while I have been away, there's been basketball. Upstate. While I've been upstate at the farm, there's been basketball every night. And so I'm done. I'll finish my sessions and I'll sit my little white ass down and I'll watch some basketball. And it's awesome because I grew up watching basketball, right? Like I was there.

I was five years old watching the jazz freaking in the finals against freaking Michael Jordan. It was, you know, I was there for the good stuff. What? What? Carl Malone and the mailman were, fuck, they don't do that. Just because. Let her have her memories. It's true.

Okay. Anyway. So I watched a lot of basketball up until, like, junior high and high school, and then I kind of stopped. But my family's very basketball family. Like, there's some like football families, my family's basketball family, brothers, a coach, blah, blah, blah, all that stuff. Big Carl Malone fans, huh? No.

No. Oh. No. Go on. No. Come on, Dad. No. John Stockton.

Okay. Okay. The mailman. That's Caramolone. Carmelone's mail. No, I thought John Socton. No, Carmelons, mailman. Oh.

Oh my gosh. You really. You just fucking own. It's basketball John. So anyway. Anyway. So I've been watching a lot of basketball. I've also been learning how to dribble, which is very exciting.

You're playing basketball? Yeah, because sometimes I have a few hours, like I have like 30 minutes before basketball starts. So I go outside and I'm going to be able to by the time I'm out of here, I'm going to be able to do the between the legs thing. So look out, idiot. You're going down. Yeah. I'll show you.

I don't think so. My brother, she's in the studio. You mean? No. Fucking give it to her. No, I'm going to be incredible. I know you can't go to the UK anymore. Come on.

No, no. I'm going to crush you. I'm going to fucking ball your face off. Someone's got a taste to go how to live. Yeah. What the hell? So I've been ready because. Lucky for me, I was indoctrinated in the Mormon church as well as the NBA.

But now all of my education is coming back to me and I'm remembering basketball, how it works, whatever. And then I realized all these girly pops, basketball is fun. You guys just don't get it. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not making this a gendered thing because there's lots of girls that do like basketball. But girly pops, girlie pops is a non-binary term just so everybody knows. Yes.

So there are a lot of girly pops that don't know basketball. And it's just because it hasn't been fun. Yes. Okay. You don't know basketball. I don't. Exactly. I mean, I do if they want to pay me.

Right. Right. So if there's any brand out there listening. The NBA? I love basketball. Adam Silver, he's going to be knocking down your door real quick. They need gay representation. Clearly, nobody knows about it.

Yeah. Anyway. The NBA. The gay community? Fuck no. I don't know why they're celebrating Pride Month. All right. Have you ever heard of like Magic Johnson?

Is he gay? No, but his son is train? He's something. Queer. Let's say queer. We're going to say queer. DJ. Okay. Great, queer.

Anyway. Whatever. Yeah. Okay. Give me my phone. We need a flag out because it's still Pride Month. What do you? We don't have one.

Do we have one? No. It's fine. We have a... It's fine. He'll fly a flag. Okay. I have to send this to Marsh anyway, so...

Okay. Give a little bit. Give a little bit of my pride to me. I was trying to... harmonize it. Okay. So bear with us here. This is going to be a lot of basketball talk, but you're going to like it. I'm ready.

I'm locked in. Okay. And don't look at it until Marsh makes it presentation mode because I don't want you guys have leaks. Don't look. Okay. Open that up. I'm not peaking.

Give a little bit. Give a little bit. Wow. Wow. He has to make it. big presentation mode. I'm giving it a lot of seconds.

Okay. All right. We're looking away, looking away, looking away, looking away, looking away, tell us when. All right, March, come on now.

Why does it take you so long? March! Okay. Girlie Pop Nation basketball edition. Come on Islam, if you want a jam. Gabe, put that in,

put that sound in. But make sure that the girly pop nation's song is... Welcome to the space jam. It's your town. I don't know if I should do it again. Dub it over Austin doing it.

Dub it over Austin. Yeah, I don't even know if I should. Anyway, I was like, I'm not sure if I should do the girly pop nation sound because I did it earlier. So I'm just doing little. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. All right. Welcome in, everybody. Let me teach you about basketball. Okay. And guys, please. Yeah. Yeah, this is purely for Austin at this point.

People in the room. Women are speaking. Okay. Okay. Okay, next. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Come on, man. I said, please. Okay. So in case you don't know how basketball works, the whole point is you got to get the ball in the hoop, right? And there's this line. And the, the tall guy. Hey, shut up. Listen, it's going to make sense.

Okay. Okay. So you've got to get the ball in the hoop. The further away. you are from the hoop is the more points. But Max, you can only get three points, which is kind of stupid because, like, if you shoot from half court, Donovan Mitchell did it, it was kind of crazy.

He only got three points. Isn't that crazy? That's so stupid. It should be like, if you're really far away, should get like five. Right? That would dramatically alter basketball. In an awesome way. No, in an irreparable manner. Why?

Everyone would just shoot deep. Yeah, it'd be cool. Excuse you. Steph Curry already. Guys, like. Women are talking. Sorry. Steph Curry already

Yeah, she was, we were answering They didn't answer it correctly It just feels like they don't even care They don't even care about No, I'm learning about the basic rules of basketball I love learning about the basic rules of basketball I'm a sport that I've played in my whole life They forgot how to treat women

They don't get it It's been so long Anyway go on get the ball in hoop Okay get the ball and hoop So there's a three point line It's like that big half semi-circle thingy And once you're outside of that Everything's three points

And that's why people like to go in the corner And that's kind of like the new meta See that tiny little corner off the side? See how it's like closest? I see that. Yeah, that's where people get three points a lot. Okay. Learning so much.

Okay. Wait, go back. Oh, is that? March. I thought you were done. I didn't say next, idiot. I'm sorry. Okay.

Game time. There's four quarters. There's 12 minute corners and a half time, though. No. No. There's no half time show. Yes, there is. Not for us at home.

Yeah. They sometimes shut. No. Yeah, but it's boring. It's stupid. Ooh. Don't act like there's ever. When has there been a cool one?

Compared to the NFL, you're right. Have you ever seen Michael Jackson? Yeah. Out there. It's true. Getting a half-time show. Are you comparing one of the 88 games that they play

to the Super Bowl? I'm talking about playoffs, yeah. Yeah. This is like a TED Talk. Thank you. This is a TED Talk. Imagine every game at the halftax. I've never thought of it that way.

There should be. That's what I'm saying. It should happen. Okay. But usually it takes way more than 12 minutes. You might be like, oh, these games are so long, at 12 and a quarter, what are you talking about? And it's because they have like timeouts and fouls and stuff.

If you don't have fouls, it's like when people get in trouble. Yeah. Yeah. You get that. Yeah, I get in trouble all the time. And sometimes you get in trouble when you hit someone's hand when they're shooting, and then you get a shoot, which is kind of fun. I've heard of that.

Yeah, that one's kind of cool. Yeah. Okay. There's five players on the court the whole time on each team, I should say. And this one's not as important, but just for the people who want extra credit, if you're sitting down watching with a basketball person and you can name these things, you'll feel kind of cool. Okay.

is the short guy and he's fast. Except for sometimes they're not that short. Okay. Like Shea, he's on OKC. He's not that short, but he's so fast and he's good. And then the shooting guard, he's three and D. That means he shoots for threes and he's defense. That's like Caruso on OKC.

He's really good. And he goes for that little corner and he's really good at that little corner. It feels like you watch a lot of OKC. I really was, I put $1,000 on OKC. Oh, God, she's been gambling. I've been gambling. She's going to come out. and go right back in for gambling.

You're back. Oh, yeah, I'm much more well adjusted, but now Mama's got a taste for the slots. I have unfortunately been gambling in rehab. It's against the race. No! Cudy! But I really like it.

I've always liked sports gambling. Okay? I'm not condoning it, but I've liked it my whole life. Okay. And then there's a small forward. They're versatile and they're awesome. Example, LeBron, Pippin. Those are two people.

that you probably recognize. They're small forwards. They're awesome. Okay, they can do anything. LeBron with an A. It's okay. Cudy, that's how you spell LeBron. That is how I spell it.

Okay. Okay. Then there's the power forward. That's a tall guy. He's a rebound boy. Bobron. Okay? He's good at rebound, so he'll kind of be there and he'll be ready to rebound it.

Center is the tallest guy. And usually he's kind of slow, like, shabron. Yeah. And he's like the hoop troll. Right. Yeah. Okay. So you might get confused because everyone's been talking about Victor Wambionia, right?

Yeah. And he's like tall guy and he's so tall he's seven four. You'd be like, he should be the center. He's actually the power forward because he's more versatile compared to Corvette, is their center on the Spurs. You don't know. You don't watch the Spurs. That's fine.

Yeah. It's K-O-R-V-E-T, right? Corvette. Yeah, yeah, okay. No, cornet. Cornet. There's an N? Oh, crap.

Prevets a car. Crap. Well, good enough. Yeah. Okay. Low key, though, nowadays, the positions really don't matter. They just care about five guys and that are really good. And they just like, and you can swap them out sometimes.

Especially because, like, you were bringing up Victor Wehemiama and in the okay at okay. You have Chet Holmgren and they're both. Positoriously. Yeah. They're both notorious for being like, uh, center size, but they can. Their power forwards because they're, they're good at other things. They're versatile. Yes.

And LeBron is also. So LeBron is famously capable of playing one positionless, yes. Yeah. Yeah. So it's kind of weird now because there used to be like some crazy rules, but now it's just kind of like whatever. Like I would probably be a shooting guard. What would I be?

You would probably be the point guard. Oh. And Hassan would be a center. Oh. I think he's more of a power. He can't move that fast. I don't know. Wemby's pretty fast.

Okay. Are you comparing me to the best basketball player on Earth? You can't play that possession. You're not playing. I can't play like a 7 foot 11 freak. It happens. I'm happy you learn something here. I'm happy that I've had this brush up on the rules.

You're welcome. Okay. This is great. This is needed. Next. You might be thinking, what are the playoffs? You're like, what is happening? Okay.

Is that? Hey, go back. I never said next one. I just don't get it. There's one rule here. I see what you're doing with this photo. There isn't that much of the street. Okay, go for it.

East Coast first West Coast. Yes. What are the playoffs? It's East Coast first West Coast. Wait, I have, I had some. Did you watch the conference finals last night? Yes. Don't ask stupid questions.

I just want to go next. It's directly related to this. So much is. She's a camera. She's so annoying. So for those of you wondering, that's Tupac Shakur, and on the ride is Biggie Smalls. Yeah. East Coast, West Coast.

That's so funny coming out of your mouth. Tupac is West Coast, Biggie's East Coast. Okay. Brooklyn, actually, specific. Even though Tupacuag was, I think, also as a child living in the East Coast. Well, yeah. Shut up. This is right, you know.

This is why you can't travel. All right, next time. Okay. No! No! Why are you saying next when it's not your slideshow? Because we've digested all we can. have you have you because because why why do you do east first west coast

william because the different conferences why because traveling is much easier when you're playing 80 games within a small radius he's right okay hoping he was wrong that is a problem when he's right so why would he not know that this is such basic information about people don't know people don't know postseason the best 16 teams games playoff in Best of Seven and it's split East versus West and you might be like why isn't it just seated like a normal tournament because that would make more sense but it's because of travel right which seems like a weird excuse to be honest I agree but this officially officially started in 1970 and you might be like okay but the East is way stronger because like

we just watched okay C versus or no the West is way it's coming okay C versus Spurs it was crazy compared to like the calves what the fuck happened you know what I'm talking about I mean James Harden is cursed anyway sweet so so so But it's actually pretty equal. So the West has won 28 championships and the East is won 27. Isn't that crazy? Incredible. Because the system should be broken, but it's like, I guess it works.

Yeah, kind of, the system pissed me off, but it kind of works, I guess. So we're not mad at that. But we thought we were mad at that. Adam Silver writes the script. I've heard that. Yeah. Bet your fucking PowerPoint didn't know that. I didn't put conspiracy theories on here because I'm not fucking idiot.

I'm sorry. This is just facts and truth. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Next slide. Yeah.

Okay. Who are the teams going to playoffs? You might be asking. You might be asking. We have the San Antonio Spurs and we have the New York Knicks. Okay. That's very exciting. Now, sometimes you might be thinking, okay, I kind of don't know, like, I don't know

anything. So it's not interesting to me, right? Like, if I were to sit you down and put you in episode four of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, you don't get it. you don't know the Lord. I'll be honest, I don't get this. Yeah, so this is perfect. I'm getting it, though, now that you're explaining it to me.

No, I'm getting... Are you kidding? Are you kidding me? I never would pander to you. What are the five positions? Five positions? Yeah. Point guard. Center.

Hold on. Point guard, center. Uh-huh. There's five positions. Jesus Christ. Really? I couldn't even name five sex positions. Austin.

I don't, genuinely. Austin, I thought you learned just now. Missionary. No, no. Get back to the five basketball position. Point guard. Those are the two you keep the eight. Center point guard.

Uh, uh, uh, fuck. Um, um, short stop. No, that's baseball. Fucking son of a bit. Uh, it just feels like. Strong. Stop. Why?

Let him hang. Hey, kitty. You have to study. It's okay because it's a lot of info. Yeah. Let's, yeah. Stop. Why are you mad?

I'm not mad. He's, I want to see where you fall on. No, here's the deal. Here's the deal. I'm going into this with everybody who's like, all your friends are freaking watching the playoffs and you don't know who to root for and it's more fun when you root for someone and put money on it, maybe if you feel like that and you can.

But I want to know where you stay. Well, so that's not where we're at, Will. We are talking to the audience who's looking for a team to root for. Okay. And there's a few different reasons to root for teams. So let me just break it down for you. Next slide. Okay.

These are the starters of the Knicks. Okay. There's there some things about them you might like. So maybe because sometimes to like somebody, don't make that face. You should be excited. These are the Knicks. Yay. Awesome.

Is the next slide, Kat and Jaylen? No, stop. I was waiting to see where she was going with this. You did not include the two stars. They're on the next. That's what I'm saying. I'm just wondering. Okay.

So I'm just trying to, because sometimes you don't know. The real mayor of New York. You don't know who you want to root for. And then you'll see somebody that you're excited about, right? Like you like Mike Nikes. I, yeah. Josh Hart loves them. Oh my God.

We have so much in common. So maybe you'd want to rip for the next. And he also streams on Twitch, which you don't have in common. Oh, never mind. He was last live four years ago. You are. Oh, shit. God damn.

Zinged him. Clips from his post game press have gone viral. If you want to click on that viral clip, it's a fun one of Josh Hart. We like him. This is getting to know our characters. Getting to know our champions. Fix the internet in your house aside. I see the production hasn't changed around here.

Oh. Yeah, it wasn't my fault after all. Are you a crust guy? I think it, uh, don't do this again, bro. Just look forward and just stop. Don't do this. He's asking you a question. Um.

Mad and meful. He just eats. He's like on the fear end podcast. Yeah. He's just eating. So we kind of like him. He's kind of funny. He's losing stuff to the players.

That's him turning around to eat. Anyway, he's awesome. Yeah. Okay. Josh Hart's awesome. And then O.G. Anobi. Is that he'd say it?

An Anobi. Close for me. He does really awkward interviews. He said if he could be any other person for the day, he'd be Guy Fieri. His favorite movie is Project X. We have McCall Bridges. He has a Labrador. That's really cute.

Oh, I wanted a Labrador. See? I didn't have. I didn't get one. He wanted to be a second grade teacher if he was in basketball. So you're like bonding now. You're thinking awesome. Oh, wow.

Okay. We have so much in common. Next slide. Bucker, of course, I remembered. Wow. Jalen Bronson. Jalen fucking Brunson. He is incredible.

Burner. He is incredible. That's my guy. Yeah. He's really, really good. He is, New York was all pissed when they signed the contract.

They thought they spent way too much. and he said just fucking wait and he was right and it was kind of crazy and then some girly pops you might love Carl Anthony Towns because he's engaged to Jordan Woods isn't cool? Also, also And he's a little bit girly pop.

Some deep Marchy lore I once produced a podcast episode with Carl Anthony What the hell? Really? Yes. Wow. Was that 100 thieves? Yes. Oh, 100 thieves. And he paid off his parents' mortgage.

He's sweet guy, see? I was going to do that, but they beat me to it. His mom passed away in COVID, right? Well, way to bring that up. Yeah, rest and peace. That's nice. That's big cat. Yeah, bands call him Big Pur.

Or bodega cat. Or bodega cat. Okay, someone's a freaking fan girl in here. Or the big bodega. Okay. Okay, so those are the Knicks. Okay. Now, good.

Okay, it's going to be a tough one. Okay, so you know a lot about them. Now we have the Spur girls Okay These are the baddies He's the baddies on the Spurs We have to Aaron Fox He's big anime fan

He orders a C I think he has OCD to be honest But I should have been told I can't diagnose people I think there's nothing wrong With sticking to daily routines And ordering the same food And having the same pre-travel ritual Yeah

He has a nickname Swipe for the Fox Wait I do that I don't think that's OCD I think that's neurotypical go. I don't know. Okay.

Yeah, that's right. Anyway, I'm the beacon of neurotypicality. And then, but he really has goats too. So, Aaron Fox, he has some goats, which we don't have a picture of, but he does have goats. And Stefan Castle, he's streamed with Adapt, click on that clip. Oh, wow. Look at that. Yeah, so he's kind of like our friend.

Uh-huh. I wish. Ah, I'm looking! I can't stop. Just from your rookie year. No, I was really supposed to have dunk at a year, but I missed it, bro. Wait, what dunk? Let me see if I could find it.

Wait, I can load it up. What, what happened? You got up and you just, like, hanged up the back and around? I literally dunked it, dump put the ball over him and everything, bro. That's our friend. Let's see if I can find it. That's so cool. There's no update.

You know how they say seven degrees separation? We're like one day seven minutes. Because of Hassan, I know everybody. There's no update. Yeah. Like, you have it on your phone? I know Bernie Sanders. Yeah.

I mean, is that the main thing you know he's jumping from college and BA that you're not anyway, we don't have to watch the whole thing. It's just them hanging out. He was also,

he went to the A&P pool party, so he goes to our parties. That's kind of cool because we all got invited to that. Anyway, he's awesome. Okay, next. Now we have Vessel. He's known for his fashionable outfits.

A chimpanzee. He's, He's, um, uh, what? Champany. That's how you, champagne. How do you say it? You know, you nailed it. Leave me alone.

He has an identical twin. And he plays for the Washington Wizard, so that's kind of cool. And then we have Victor Wimbignana. People call him the freaking alien. He is crazy good. They say he could be our next all-star of all time. Yes. And he loves to play chess.

100%. And he was on Kaisinnat stream, which is crazy. Yeah, that's, you know. He is the heartthrob of America right now. Yes. He is the goat. I mean, he is absolutely, you know, knock on wood, hopefully he doesn't get injured because big guys like that,

oftentimes are very injury prone. Yeah. But he is phenomenal. He went to China. Yeah. And he literally shaved his head and trained the monks and he would go up like a mountain uh with the monks uh dribbling a basketball like china china he is he is so sick he's also very political and he constantly will be like i don't

care if i get ding by PR like fuck ice that sort of thing he is woke as fuck he's the man he reads before every every game uh i love him has a crush on him yes 100% yeah anyway we call him wimby for short in case you're watching with somebody and you're like, I love Wembe, feel free to slide that one in. Hey. Oh my God. It's Marat. Why do you say it like that?

He just stared you down, bro. There's a, there's a rivalry going on. Really? We haven't even briefed you on. We'll talk about it. Okay. Well, now next slide. Okay.

So who to root for? Stay here for a second. Okay. I don't say out loud. So you might want to root for the underdogs, which would be the Knicks. The Knicks are the underdogs. It's been 27 years since the Knicks have been in finals. And the last time they're in finals, they were actually against the Spurs.

They lost. And they lost. That was 1999. Yeah, 1999. Scripted. They have been on. So the Knicks, they've been on a sweep, though. So they've swept, they swept the 76ers and the Cavs.

It's four to zero. Yeah. And even before then. Swept them. Yeah, they're on 11-game win streak right now. They're on an 11 game win streak, which is crazy. And overall, they have only won two championships total, 1970 and 1973.

So the Knicks are big underdogs. What? What? It's just wills. No, I'm just laughing because, you know, it's been a long time. It's been a long time. The Spurs, however, so maybe the problem is you want to root for the spurs.

You might be a bit of a bandwagoner. I just like Wendy. I'm a bandwagoner. Exactly. It could be abandoned. And we, um, they,

so they did, they've won in 2014, so it hasn't been as long for them. Um, and they have five total NBA championships. So, you know, but we have to think of the,

the season. There have been times, because we were nervous, uh, the basketball community was thinking, okay, C was just going to take this and then, and then sweep.

They, honestly, the Knicks, like respectfully. We didn't know. We didn't know. We didn't know. But what makes this matchup

interesting. is that the Knicks did beat the Spurs in normal season. So there's, you know, there's chances here, which is very interesting. Okay, but sometimes you don't know who to root for, even though I've given you so much information that you just want to root for who you like. So let's go next slide. So here are some people that are fans of the Knicks, okay? So you got Spike Lee, Timothy Shalameh, Mark, that's Mark.

There's one person here that's, curiously missing. What? Fucking me! Fucking me! Okay, well, just like calm down for a second. It's not all about you. Will Farrell,

I don't know which, who's that white guy with Will Ferrell? Mark Wahlberg. That's Mark Wahlberg? Yeah. I always get him in the other Matt Damon mixed up. Mark Wahlberg is not a Knicks fan. Well, he was wearing the thing.

That's just Jimmy Fallon. So you could have definitely used that as a substitute for Will. I mean, Like, yeah, we're just going to say. Jimmy Fallon, Ben Stiller, Chris Rock. And then if you're a galer, Taylor Swift and Carly Clause famously went to the Knicks game together where they drank beers, held hands. And. Yeah.

So it was a really, really big deal. We're going to have gay sex. Is the Knicks a gay friendly establishment? Very. Really? New York? Well, New York. Pablo.

New York is very gay friendly. Yes. but Pablo recently did a piece on how I think it was the Knicks owner who like used mass surveillance at MSG and they've like barred a trans person for part. Well, you think you think that the Knicks are less gay friendly than San Antonio? No, there's. Thank you. Moving on. So there's a lot that I actually left out like Fat Joe.

There's majority of like celebrities are Knicks fans because New York like genuinely. So you might consider yourself either. You know, you want to latch onto a fandom there, or maybe you're a bit of a bandwagon because all the celebrities like the Nix. It's true. Including, so maybe this one you wouldn't want to be. We'll also Zorm, I'm down. The, uh,

they've had too good of a run so far. Yeah. It's annoying. Brother, we haven't won in my lifetime. No, I don't mean the Nix. I mean New York as an entity. Yes. And they should continue to do so.

Well, another famous Nix fan, notoriously, he wanted to buy the Nix in 2023. If you'll go to the next slide. P. Diddy. It's crazy. Eric Adams gave him the key to the city. That's crazy. It's just something.

It's nasty work. Something to know. He didn't complete the transaction. He didn't complete the transaction. Probably slipped out of his hand. Because it's nasty work. Okay. Well, now let's look at some famous Spurs fans.

Some famous Spurs fans. Maybe you relate to some of these Spurs fans. Next slide. Marsh. Marsh. Oh my god, Maya. Wait a minute. So you could have been on the Knicks.

You could have been on the Knicks slide. What the fuck? Oh, my God. So the Knicks have these four nuns that had been going, they went to the game. They gave a blessing. They were awesome. We love those nuns. They're big fans.

Maa is a big fan of the Spurs. This year she decided that she'd watch NBA. Isn't Amy Lacoonis? Oh. Oh. So, Bia is not even. a long time Spurs fan. She just decided this year, whereas you...

You just asked if that was Milakunas. That's Selena Gomez. We are really good at identifying minorities on this podcast. Mars, you have to cut that. No, no. As a Mexican, as a Mexican, I'm not cutting that. It's okay. No.

What? No, you're cooked. No. I don't have my phone. You need your phone to identify. Selena Gomez is Milakunes. Selena Gomez. And then there's this cool lady

that wears cool outfits and she's awesome. The will didn't make it, but cool, cool outfit. Spurs lady. Turn for the church! She's always wearing...

I've been talking about New York sports for years with you guys and now I gave a shit. You should have put me on the Spurs side. Okay. So,

I thought this was useful information to our fans that maybe want to be there. They're like, I'm big, I love nuns. And so you want to be like, I like the Spurs. And you want to be. Yeah, they're the gods team. God is on their side.

So next. Unlike the godless, liberal elitist. Oh, that's such a good picture of me. Wow. So who is Fear and you're rooting for? What the hell? God, you chose every wonderful picture. That's like your Kardashian photo.

What the fuck? That was before we. That was before we. Celebrities. Where are they now? Judy's Cinderella. So this is your chance to, to as a fandom listening, our fans are listening and maybe they want to root with the team you're rooting for, this is your chance one by one to pitch who you are rooting for and why? I'll go last.

Okay. So I think, I think, um, Hassan, you go first. Okay. There's a lot. This is a very difficult. One minute timer. This is a very difficult conversation to have. partially because my best friend is a lifelong Knicks fan

and none of his teams have ever won anything because they're all New York teams. And I also like New York. I love New York, as a matter of fact. I want to live in New York. I really don't like living in L.A. anymore. Anyway, Mamdistan, it's had it far too good for far too good. On the other hand,

Victor Wambaniamma. At the age of 22, he could potentially secure championship he is the greatest of all time and if he wants to be the goat I have to give it to him I have to reluctantly well either side wins we all win in my opinion

because Nick's win Nick's win Nick's win He's a good one You're rooting against your best friend Okay fuck I sure Knicks no No no

shit to your fucking guns You call me piece of shit Yeah Victor Rami Elmo Okay so Hassan is rooting for the Spurs in the playoffs. Austin, your time to shine. My time to shine. What did you learn from this that made you swayed you? Let me tell you something.

New York City is a gorgeous city. It's a beautiful city. I love it. Public transportation. Zoran Mamdani is the mayor of the city. Beautiful. A lot of gay people. A lot of gay people.

Beautiful tall buildings. The Waldorf Astoria Central Park. You also don't have to use the whole minute. You don't. This feels like a filibuster. Nobody likes speaking. I love that city. San Antonio.

Fuck San Antonio. Okay. I don't want to go to San Antonio. Okay. What am I going to do? Sit on the fucking Riverwalk. Nothing for my presentation. Nothing was used.

Okay. Nothing to do. So I am rooting for the root, root, root, root for the home team. Here we are. That's it. Okay. Okay. Oh, I've still five seconds.

No. Go back. I'm kidding. I don't know. I don't even know why the timer was there. Beauty yours. Okay, me personally, listen, I have been watching the playoffs. I've been watching a lot of basketball.

I'm a big basketball fan, as you guys know. And, you know, I've just, I'm a big OKC fan. I think, I think, I think, really? I think the depth of their bench is incredible. I like the camaraderie of their team. I like that they're all a family. I like that shit. dresses up and I like that he has a valorant accent.

I like that about him. You're an OKC fan? Yes. Who are you rooting for? So here's... Wait, wait. Can we pause for Hassan's attitude? I'm sorry.

I mean, that's... So I will say... Notorious basketball terrorist. Wait, like... Oklahoma City literally had an article written about it in Oklahoma, where they were comparing Oklahoma City to the nation state of Israel favorably. Oh. That feels like a lot of pressure.

Okay, C, just like Israel, startup nation is unjustly maligned was like the title of the article. Okay. Well, number one, she didn't know that. Number one, she didn't know. Okay, let's talk about a girl with dreams. Okay, obviously Utah Jazz fucking suck useless. And then you know what, Donovan Mitchell, my boy, he goes over to the cabs.

All right. I'll follow the calves. Uh-oh, they have the hardened curse. Nicks take him out. What am I supposed to do? Okay. James Harden is a succubes on championships. There's nothing we can do about it.

Does he deserve one? I think he does, and that's my basketball hot take. I think James Hardin deserves a championship. However, has he pulled it together? No, that fucker flops and it pisses me off. Okay, next we have the Lakers, okay? Ma'am, your minute is coming to it. No, we have the Lakers.

And without Luca, they fucking get sweep two. What is she supposed to do? Okay? What? I was there. I watched it on Flakey. alongside famous CUNY Cinderella.

Oklahoma City Thunder fan Jennifer Welch. Jennifer Welch. I've had a podcast fan. Okay. So anyway it was devastating. So now we've got OKC. Okay, taking them out one by one.

And I think, and I bet my mind, I haven't been working. I don't have much money. And I decided to bet it all. Have you lost all your money? Oh, no. I've lost. I lost it all. Okay.

Cudy. I know. You lost all your money? I love gambling, but don't do it. Technically, it's against the rules at rehab, but... For good reason. But it's... But it's technically, it's like a...

It's not like... It's very against the rules. It's just... You have your weekend passes revoked. Don't tell anybody. I don't normally say this, but the only way you can get that money back is keep going. That's what I'm saying. The only way you can keep going.

So... You're a psycho. She's vulnerable. Who took out okay. I've gotten some parlays. Don't worry. I'm actually fine. I've been doing good.

I've been, no, I've been doing, I've been doing point betting. Okay. So I'm good. I'm actually really good. No, I've done,

I've done really good because Castle, I've been like, Castle kept getting the points and I was like, that's my boy. And then I put, I did Castle for plus 15 and Vessel for plus 10. And then one three from Wemby. I don't know you guys do not want to know how much.

Anyway, I'm fine. I think you're going to do it. So, hers, baby, because they took out O KC. and if they can take out O KC, the Knicks don't stand a chance. Okay.

Now, so you're going for the Spurs. I'm going for the Knicks. Will's going for the Knicks. Well, let him explain. Maybe he got swayed. Oh, oh, oh, shit. I'm so sorry. I had a whole presentation.

He might have been swayed. Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. Once every few years. In professional sport, there is what is called the team of destiny. A team that no one bought the odds on, gave them no shot. He did they wanted to in 2023.

When Jaylen Brunson, David Karrash was a fan of the Spurs. And he was a serial killer. When Jalen Brunson was signed to the mix, everybody said he was also a Mormon, I think. Also, the Mormon fucking police are going down right now for corruption. For Lego's. We're kind of implied in that. I don't know what's going on. Your people, I think you're...

I've been in rehab. All I'm doing is gambling. I don't know. I think Lego crimes is not as high priority in the Mormon crimes. All I'm saying is, we don't know where she's been. Oh my God. She's been doing Mormon style. You guys have my location.

She lost all her money gambling, so she still like us. As I was saying, when Jalen Brunson was signed, ubiquitiously, he was panned as a horrible signing. When Kat came over to the Knicks, everybody said he was an ineffective basketball player. When Bridges came over, people said that nothing would change. But now the Knicks, an improbable team from the biggest city our country have come together as a family, and they are winning because their team

is greater than the sum of its parts. They are a team. Not just some starbound player like Victor Wemidiyama who is going to have the rest of his life to win on a team that has already won many championships. This is the Knicks here.

They will unite and heal the country under a banner of progress, and New York City will shine as a beacon of freedom and progress. and success, and we will all take to the streets and say, Bing, bang, we outside, Nixon for three sweeps in a row, the big fucking apple baby.

Donald Trump's probably going to attend one of the games. Oh, cut your throat. That's the big, that's the fishing in town is that he's going to try to... Oh, he's going to get booed so fucking hard. I don't think he walks out of there. Like, I don't know what he's thinking. Madison Square Garden Donald Trump's sitting

court side He's he wants to sit He's gonna get booed So fucking hard He can't sit in a box And now for the Dramatic So if you plan on watching the games

Here's the schedule for you As you guys know They do have to win Four games Which by the way This podcast is gonna come out June 8th So two of these games

Will have happened already So you'll be able to watch Game 3 tonight This is not sponsored by the NBA. I just am really into it right now. By the way, when this podcast comes out, we will be in motherfucking New York at Madison Square Garden watching Knicks versus Spurs New York City. I'll still be institutionalized.

But that's okay. I don't get out. You will not be seeing us because we are probably going to be sitting in the nose. I'll send you whatever parlay is I'm feeling. I don't know, cutie. I just think that bridge is looking. It's hot tonight. We're going to pound that over.

Please don't tell rehab about my gambling. I saw picking his nose weird. Only win his pick like that. I won't be out yet. I'll still be in there. So, and I won't, it's not on a weekend.

So I won't have a weekend pass. But like keep it between us podcast. Don't let them know. But yeah. So June, June 8th, we'll be all watching it together. You guys from home,

me from the institution, you guys, courtside. Austin. We are not going to be. Were you invited? We're not going to be. Okay.

So I. Okay, so I invited myself to New York, but I don't know if I can afford the game. It's so expensive. Oh. We're not going to be sitting in corside. We're sitting in nosebleeds. Yeah, yeah. How much are they?

Five grand each. Five grand each. What you want to know? How much do you think courtside seats are? I don't know. I don't know. With the friend and family, so if you are invited by the team, the tickets are still $130,000. You got to pay $100,000.

That's if you are invited by a member of the team. Come on, Hassan, please. What do you mean? No. Hell no. Fucking insane. I don't have that kind of... He can't even wear corrective eye fucking glasses

without the fucking Fox News Brigade coming after him. You gotta say Courtside will be executed. Are you kidding me? That's a good investment for our podcast. Fear and Courtside at the next game. No, I'm paying for my own... I'm paying for the tickets.

For you and him? Yes. Wait, what? You're paying for my ticket? Yeah. Why? Because I can't have you banned in any more fucking country.

I don't know if you get a goal. Because I'm buying expensive shit. Well, it doesn't help. I want to go to New York, but I don't know if I was invited to the game. Okay. You couldn't go to the game. No, it's okay. Don't worry about Christian.

I have Christian with me. Oh my God, he doesn't want to pay for the TV. No, I have Christian with, we got a really nice hotel. Christian watch this presentation. Maybe he'll know what team he likes. Oh, yeah. No, he doesn't want him to get interested because then I'll have to buy him a ticket to the game. I already, for the Viking, you know, I'm a Vikings.

Yeah. I told him. I told him if I go to a Vikings game, he doesn't, he has told me, he's like, Austin, I don't care about the game. So you know what I told him? I said, you know what? When we go to Minneapolis,

I'm giving you my credit card and I'm sending you to the Mall of America to do some shopping for us. Like, I go watch the Vikings. That's cruel. I don't think that. This is not equal. You just send him shopping.

Yeah, this is not. All right. All right. All right. That's, that's the schedule. I want to talk about fucking Warhammer. No!

What's Warhammer? It's your, so silly. I carried this goddamn mini fake in my hand on the plane. It looks so sad. Like a diamond. It looks sick. It looks sick.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, Cudy Cuddley. Hold on. What? Slideshow was fucking excellent. Was it? Banger, banger, banger, banger, banger, banger, I don't get much computer access, but when I do. You gamble and you make slideshows.

I think, I think she justified. to the people that were observing her computer time to be like, oh, no, no, no, I'm not gambling. I'm just making a slideshow about basketball. I said, I'm on a sports podcast. I have to, yeah, anyway, so.

So you lied to the doctors? No, I didn't lie to the doctor. They don't know. They have asked about the podcast. Do they watch? No, they don't watch. Yeah, I'm not telling them. They would extend her time. Yeah, I'm not telling them the name of the podcast. She's in for the rest of the

year. Well, yeah. Cudy Cinderella. I speak for everybody when I said we are so happy. You're back. Now, you won't be back next week because we're going to New York. Yeah. And you'll still be. I'll still be.

Will you fly now? Maybe. Wait, oh shit. They haven't fixed that. They haven't fixed that yet, but it's on the list. Oh my God. Oh, that's crazy. Amazing.

It's on the list. But, yeah, I will still be there for a bit. But I got weekend passes. So let me go. Give it up for Kitty Cinderella. Ladies and gentlemen, she's back. There is more action on the. paywall patreon.com

slash fear and adios and buenos noches. Also, thank you to our patrons. We're going to do our best to put more exclusive content on there. We're going to have Marsh running the camera basically around the clock in New York

anything else we film. Also, also, also. Also, we're going to do our own side talk. Big announcement next week. Don't miss it. Whoa. Uh-oh. I better.

Oh. No, I'm not. Hey. I know, you just have to see the clip that we all just saw in her head. She's like, no one fucking asks. So the issue is, if she aligns. I like turtles. If she alies.