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Episode Date: July 6, 2026

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I walk out. I sit, crisscross, applesauce on the floor. Maybe I'm wearing a dress. Maybe my coochies out. Who knows? It doesn't matter. That's, that's... Her coochie will be out of fear of that sort of thing. Maybe. It depends what I feel like wearing. I don't know if it will. You haven't seen my monkey. If it doesn't help a ticket sales, we will not have the coochie anywhere.

Yeah. We'll try it in one city. We can't use your feet, so we got to use... Oh my God. Okay, I will say this. Just work our way up the woman. Her feet will not be out. We are making sure she's wearing boots.

I'm wearing slippers. No, no, no, boots. All right. Who would have thought? I mean, everybody used to shit on the jersey arc that I was going on. And now that I'm on the suit, all, everyone's like, can we just get back to the... Will someone buy me a Mexico jersey? I have so many.

Do you want one? Wait. Yeah, you already have one? I can have for free. I have a shit ton of Mexico. Are you going to that baseball game tonight? No. Ladies and...

And gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where we have decided that suits take us too seriously. Or people that we, when we wear suits, we are taken too seriously. So we are all casual soccer jersey. Well, wait, no, cutie. You look unbelievable. Do you guys want to see my shoes? Don't look at my coochie if it shows. I will not.

I'm not wearing. I'm not going to risk it. You're not with the shoes. Oh, my God. I can't even look in the direction of your. Oh, look at that. You can't just be like, don't look at my coochie. I can't even, I cannot look.

I clutched it. I clutched the bottom of my dress so he couldn't see Cucci. I was not going to risk that to see some shoes. I mean, I totally took it. I took the change. No, that's. I saw it. He's brave.

Oh, you saw full Cucci. Full Cucci. I said, hello, Austin. Meet my monkey. Yeah. Meet your what? My monkey. I didn't know they called it that.

We can call it whatever you want. Wow. Thank you so much. Can I like words that start with an M. You call it cutie Cinderella? I like it. I like calling it my muffin. My cuckaw.

You're cuckaw. I think the nastiest terminology for it comes from the UK. Clunge. Gash. Yeah. Gash is too, though. Yeah. Minge.

Minge is pretty bad. It's like, why did they find such nasty ways to refer to such a beautiful thing? Well, they're nasty people. Okay. I don't think vaginas are beautiful. You're talking a big game because I feel like you've powered up. this past week, this past month. I don't know what you're talking about.

I think that anytime America charts... The 250th anniversary of our great country. Well, I'm going to talk about that. America is dominating now the one sport that we don't even care about. Yeah, I was about to say, yeah, I'm going to... There's some else for the 250th birthday, which we will be getting to. But I was just going to talk about the Ws first, which is the U.S. men's national team. Yeah.

Which I think is too wordy. Like, I don't like that it's like USMNT. Like, just say U.S. soccer team. Right. U.S. FC. Yeah. Or like, yeah. Last night, we played two nations simultaneously and beat them both.

Well, how, explain how, what do you mean? Bosnia and Hertzigna. You know what? You know what? Okay. That's a good job. You know what, gentlemen? That's a good job.

Okay. I have to say something. Yeah, sure. went into this World Cup wasn't a fan of the American soccer team really but now that they're winning I'm all on board

I'm 100% on board so American are you I'm ready to root and be a patriot 250 years of excellence and maybe a few little stumbles along the way right yeah it's coming home right it's coming home to the United States of America it's coming home

that's the biggest fuck you to England by the way like they have they have an entire song dedicated to I know now 60 plus years of hurt that's right and at the time when the song came out of the same 40 years of hurt it's been 60 yeah and it's all about bringing football back to England have been kidding kidding kitty have you been betting on the games no because like it's just like it's just like one point you know what I'm saying right yeah it's not enough to sweat yeah there's not it's not it's not it's not It's not a sway back in. Yeah, what am I supposed to do?

Yeah. None of juice. Austin. Let him on. Austin. Austin. Austin. What?

It has not gone on notice that you have made for entry into the realm of politics. First, I dip my feet in. First. For what it's worth it. You dipped your feet in. You went. You went dick first. What do you mean?

You dipped your feet in. You're running for Oregon one. That's right. Okay. You're going to unsusage a democratic incumbent. Yeah. You've made your, you've made your name be known. in the political spheres.

And then the other day, I am about to go live on my friend, Democratic Socialist, Oliver Larkin, who's running for office in Florida 25 to unseat Jared Mosco, is really bad Democrat. And I get on the call. I'm hearing Sarah Nelson. She's the head of the flight attendants union. She's wonderful union leader. She's brave. She's bold.

And then I look down at the call and look. And lo and behold, I see this motherfucker as one of the speakers. They invited me. He's just sitting there in a suit on a phone call. Well, he literally straight up had his phone out. And everyone can see him, by the way, on this call. And he's just like, well, I didn't realize everybody could talk and yapping on the phone. Was it a Zoom call?

It was like, yeah, I thought it was in like the backstage area. So I was taking a phone call. No, everyone could see. Yeah, I didn't realize. It was very true. I know. And I know when you're on a call, you're not. like the backstage. I asked him out by my on screen yet. Well, it turns out you can see backstage.

Oh no. Yeah. Especially if you're a speaker. So this Sarah Nelson who's like ahead of the flight attendants union is like watching me on the phone while she's having a speech. And I'll be honest with you. I wasn't listening. Yeah, we know. You know. Yeah, you're ban. You're banished. She's going to banish you from every flight. So let me talk about it from my perspective. So I was streaming and I got raided by Oliver Larkin. I was like, who's this? So I looked him up, read his platform, endorsed him immediately. And then I got followed by him on Instagram. And his team reached out and said, do you want to host tomorrow for the fundraising?

I said, yeah. And they said, thank you for your endorsement. I said, no worries, no problem. And so I showed up. And I just, they just threw me in there. And I was hosting. I mean, you did a great job. Thank you.

I'm surprised they trusted me. They must have seen my reel. I don't know how much I mean I don't know what like level of desperation they were on I don't know I genuinely I but but I think you did a phenomenal thank you thank you I highlighted some of his issues the LGBTQI plus when he first came on I was gonna cook him I was gonna be like straight up in front of everybody be like name a couple of Oliver's policies he came in

hot I came in hot and prepared he came in hot and prepared he's kind of man he is because yeah because you know I told everybody he's on how good it is yeah that's right I can lock in when I need to. Yeah, I was proud of you. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it. Would you, and, oh, never mind.

Would I endorse you? No, I'm going to, unfortunately, I'm endorsing the Republican opponent against you because that makes total sense. If you defeat the Democratic incumbent, I'm going to probably find a Republican. That makes sense. Hey, real quick, before we go any further, I'd like to remind everybody that the Fierand podcast is going on tour. That's right.

Tickets are available now. They're going very quickly, so quickly. Buy them now. Top of the, top of the comment section. Yeah, anywhere we go, Austin is going to run for office. That's right, in every city. Seattle, Washington, San Francisco, Portland, and Los Angeles. And I'm going to eat a pizza.

And she's going to eat a pizza live on stage. It's one of our greatest segments. And Will and I are going to have sex. But I'll eat it on stage, start to finish. Are you gluten intolerant? Yeah. I think I've known this. Yeah.

I just, I don't know. I think, uh, wow. Yeah. I don't think you guys, you guys are, sorry. I know you're having sex. I know you're running for office, but you guys are really. underestimating the pizza eating segment. I think that's going to get the biggest chairs.

I just, this is what's going to happen. It's going to be quiet on stage. We're going to say quiet out there. I'm going to walk out. Everyone's going to be respectful, so they're going to stay quiet. No applause. Oh, they're not. They know.

That's going to be tough. They know what this is. I walk out. I sit crisscross applesauce on the floor. Maybe I'm wearing a dress. Maybe my coochies out. Who knows? It doesn't matter.

That's, that's, that's... Her kucci will be out of your thing. That sort of thing. Maybe. It depends what I feel like wearing. I don't know if it will. If it doesn't help a ticket sales, we will not have the coochee anywhere. Yeah. We'll try it in one city.

We can't use your feet, so we got to use. Oh my God. Okay, I will say this. Just work our way up the woman. Her feet will not be out. We are making sure she's wearing boots. No, no, no, boots. Room is silent.

Smoke machine. Spotlight. Okay. I eat the pizza. Whole thing, all eight slices. Are you crying? while eating it? Just eating it.

Okay. And dissociating. I think there's always a chance that you might cry. I could cry. It depends. Yeah.

And then I leave. And then projectile diureate backstage. That sounds like the No. No. No. Because we don't get a

free pizza. I won't be able to tell the difference. I don't know. I just think it's a good segment and I'm excited to do it. Yeah. I mean,

it's, I leave in the comments if you want to watch me eat a pizza. Quietly. Yeah, I feel like if you just kind of arbitrarily appointed some kind of meeting to it, old people, that's... Performance art? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It is. That's my performance art is eating a pizza because I enjoy... I deserve quiet. Wow. I deserve me time as all women do. Yes.

And that's what it represents. I feel like you do this amazing bit of judo where you do something very bizarre and then you attach all women to it. Yeah. And then that we, no one could say anything. Exactly. Right.

No, this is, this is not dissimilar to how Austin talks about individual. Yeah. Individual things that, like things that happen to them throughout the game. I'm just like kind of annoying. And he'll be like, this is the peak of,

did you know what we have in common is that you're, I'm gay and she's a woman. Now you may, on the surface, you may be like, wow, there's some differences there. I mean,

she can be gay as a woman, but she's a straight, well, we don't know. We don't know. We don't know. Lesbian. Well,

just for... I would love that. But homophobia, misogyny. Yeah. Right? Yeah. It's rooted in misogyny. Homophobia. Right. So, when you hate me, you're hating her. Yeah. Right. So you just did the

exact thing that I'm talking about. Yeah. Good. And we're happy he did it. But that's what it's all about. I love that. Homophobia is rooted in the patriarchy. And here's a deal. People are going to be upset if we don't do the pizza segment. You're right. You know what? God damn it. She's right. They're actually looking forward to it. Thank you. I'm just going to go on stage and kill myself with a gun.

Wow. That would be awesome. We'd only get through one city. I get it. Oh my God. And then the halo voice from above is like double kill. Mine's going to look like a, I'm copying. No, I'm thinking Degal, okay?

Okay. Through one temple out to the other and then hits you. You're going to go sidehead? You're going to miss the opportunity to go in mouth? Okay, we might not. We're going to get D. Come on. Let's not do that.

No, it'd be fun because then we get to go on the rest of our tour alone. That's true, but I would prefer to do it the first three cities because I'd like to have them for the first. Honestly, I think I'm going to go before the pizza. They're not going to let me eat. See, this is what I was worried about. This is what I was worried about. They're going to ruin. And then if I go out there, there's brains on the floor.

And it's just different. I'm not going to do that. I'm locked into driving you. Which I think is going to be an amazing thing. No, because you're going to do like drugs and shit to stay awake. How else she's supposed to stay awake, kitty? What do you mean do drugs to stay awake? You're going to do drugs to stay awake.

I do drugs when I go out and party. I know. This is the opposite of party. This isn't a party. Driving for 12 hours is the exact opposite of a party situation. Is serious. I'm driving Miss fucking Daisy here. You can't.

I'm doing a service for a friend. I'm going to figure it out. Would you prefer if I do? No, you're not. I'm just going to figure out. You're not. Would you prefer if I drove you? Absolutely not.

You're such a bad driver. I'm safer on drugs than he is completely sober. Do you think so? My dear list is like X-Remly Austin's show Willna. I'll be honest with you. Sometimes I'm driving and I'll do something. I'll be like, God, I don't think that was right. Yeah, that's not a good.

You can't do that. I was in a horrible drive. I was in a horrible drive. I was in a place where you know, you turn off and like you're supposed to yield. and the other people were coming at me and I said, I think it's my turn. So I went and it wasn't my turn. And I had to reflect on that.

And while I was reflecting, I almost gotten another accident. Oh, wow. They need to get you off the roads, man. They need to get you off the streets. That's crazy. You are a shitty driver. No, I'm not.

I'm a fan of him. I'm a good driver. I'm a fantastic driver. You know, not a great drive. Where did you learn to drive? Wow. Are you about to get racial? I think he was getting it racist.

Yeah, do it. No, no, no, no. Defeat the patriarchy. Tell him that Turks can't drive. Well, I'm asking him, did you learn to drive in Istanbul? I was just... I learned to drive both in Istanbul and also in America. Also, I think being racist is you having a problem with me asking where he learned to drive?

Because you're assuming that I have a problem with that. I don't have a problem with Istanbul at all. No, I learned to drive in America. Only one of us can go to Turkey. No, Austin, you did racism. You did racism. We learned to drive in America. I like Istanbul because it reminds me of that song.

Istanbul, not Constantinople. Yeah, I love it. Do you have streets over there in Turkey? You just drive on dirt cart pads. Yeah, you probably learn how to drive a camel. When you're driving, do you have to take a prayer break? Do you bring one of those rugs and just roll it out and pop down towards Mecca? I know it would be a little different, huh?

I know Turkey's very industrial. I, I... It's a fucking... Oh my God. It's like Casa Popin City. I can't help you. I get called racist too much. They've got a thriving hair industry.

That's true. You know what? Not wrong. They do. It's a first world country. They've got everything, right? Starbucks. He said, right!

I know Turkey's like a bitch. I mean, they got the ice cream. He got the hair? You should just go to... A development is they got Starbucks. I mean, well. That's BDS. It is BD.

No, BDS. You're thinking of Bondo, Bonding derogatory satemascism. We like BDSM. BDS is missing. I thought you'd make a good dominatrix. No.

I actually do think you would. But not like one that like spanks or hits, but more just one that belittles. Oh, God. Jesus. Christ. Oh, Austin, it sounds like you're

really having some stomach trouble. Oh, Austin. Oh, wow. So embarrassing. Oh, my gosh, have you seen a doctor? Not yet. Why not? I don't know where to find one because I can't find one in network. Well, let me tell you about Zoc Doc. If you're pooping your pants,

you can use Zoc Doc to find and compare local in network doctors. Yep, you can do that. And your health matters, Austin. Don't end up at a Noah Khan concert pooping yourself, okay? Your health matters and taking care of yourself shouldn't be complicated. That's right. So head to Zocdoc.com slash fear to get started and check that appointment off your

to do list. That's ZOC, doc.com slash fear. Oh, dude, I make money from it? Oh my God, yeah. That's the derogatory part. Wait, awesome. Yeah. Yeah, you would, I think you'd be able to just.

I think you could hit someone with a little like, you fucking piggy. I could see you walking. Piggy? Yeah, piggy. I can see you walking people on a leash. Oh, no. Because I would be like, ew. Yeah, I know.

It's gross. Yeah, that's what they want. They want you to be kind of ill. Well, after the pizza, I mean, I guess we have five more minutes to kill. Oh, my God. You could walk somebody on stage. Walk a fan contest. That's awesome.

God. Yeah. Well, guys, I've got a special video that somebody sent us. I love it. Marsh, if you want to pull this up from a very special person. Is it just Christian? No, it's not. It is a good friend of mine.

Oh, my. I can, okay. Oh, I think I know who this is. I saw a glimpse and it looked like the oldest person alive. Okay. Marsh, put him up on the screen. Is this Engelbert Humph? Per day.

Yes, it is. No. Yes. It is. First of all, they don't build homes like this anymore. Yeah, that wood paneling

is actually gorgeous. Like, even the fact that, even the backdrop, the chair. Yeah. Like, that's a leather,

that's a leather chair. They don't, none of these things exist anymore. His hair looks like a Lego piece of Elvis's hair. Okay, come on. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. Englebert. No, I don't think. Englebert, listen to him. he's so. he's got it together

I don't think Is he going to sing? No, come on Well, let's let's see what he has to say. Come on, let's see, come on. Let's see, come on. Here. Hey, Austin, how are you doing, pal?

Are you sitting down? I'm happy to say it to be talking to you. And also it says he wants me to congratulate you and finally putting together a live show tour across the West Coast. Wow. with his friends will be... I know his friend.

And Blair. Hassan and Blair. Wait, pause. Get fuck. Okay, fuck you. Engelbert. Sorry, buddy. Get fucked.

Sorry. Get fucked. This is, I didn't know. I didn't want you to find out this way, but we're actually going on tour with Engelberg. He's going to be driving cuties in general. He's going to do so many drugs. Yeah, come on.

Engelbert's a great. Great driver. Wait, can I... Okay, I am very confused by this because I thought he was American. Mm-mm. He's not... His name is Inglebert Humperdink.

I thought that was fake. No, no, it isn't. It's a stage name. Wow. Yeah, I don't know what it's... He chose that? Yes. Yeah, I don't think people are just...

I don't act like you wouldn't choose Humperdink. I would not choose Inglebr... Your name for the longest I was Dirty Rapscallion. You absolutely would choose... That's a great name. You absolutely would choose Humperding. Engelbert? Yeah.

Yeah, it's clearly a stage name. No parent is like, I'm going to make sure that my child takes an L from birth. I'm going to name them Engelberg. Okay. Mine would be Kathy Lee Freebush. You are really pussy focused today. Yeah. You're putting your power.

You're giving the power of your pussy. You're giving the power of pussy. You got monkey on the brain. No, I'm not. You're so focused on it. You're just, she's in touch. It's oozing. That's what I'm going to.

I didn't want to wear it. I am wearing, for the record, I am wearing underwear. I just thought it was funnier to say I wasn't wearing underwear. Question. You know how men have good dick days? Do you have like good and bad pussy days? Where you look down and you're like, it's a bad pussy day. Sure. But I don't like, my day doesn't revolve around it. I'm a really good dick day. I'm going to be honest. I stand a little bit back farther back from the urinal. Really? I think. Oh, you want other people to. On a really good dick day, I get ready naked. Okay. I just sit in the mirror and I'm just like, I had a good dick morning today. where what I was in the locker room.

I should have been the name of our podcast. Good Dick morning. Good Dick morning. Yeah, I would actually accept that. That would be great. So I was in the, I was in the locker room and normally, you know,

I want to be courteous to other people and take the underwear off from underneath the towel. But this time I just, I was like, you know. Oh, you just let that shit flop like a dude over 60. I just let it flop a little bit. I bet Engelbert lets it flop in the gym.

I thought, but it was tasteful, though, because I was still like in a corner. Yeah. You know what I mean? So they couldn't, if they'd have to like look in my direction. Yeah. And that's powerful.

They'd have to be intentional. That it casts. Women, I think we care less about like pussy days and more like bloat days. Real. Yeah. I know your cycle can add 10 pounds. Dude, it's crazy. Thank you.

All right. Let's see what Engelbert has to say about day days. Yeah. So he cut Will out. Yeah, I'm going to set this thing up and I know you're going to be, uh, You see? And your favorite song is Kondo, Kondo, Kondo. Well, it's a nice

song. You know who wrote that song? It was written by an Italian guy and the lyrics was put down by Pat Boone. Oh, that's cool. It's a great song. It's been many movies. He's just going on for the theater. It's rather lovely.

There's also some kind of rivalry going on with you guys, eh? Oh. Rivalry? Don't even get into that. It's not good. Not good to have rivalry. Wait, pause.

What is the rivalry? What is he talking about? I don't know. I don't know. He did? Somebody else bought this. Okay. Let's go.

Pause. It had to be something about heated rivalry. This is great. Doing forensics on the Inglebert Humperty cameo and trying to figure out what was sad. I just am so confused that Inglebert Humperding has a cameo. Yeah. There's no cameo water market. Yeah.

I think maybe you got it yeah honestly this guy's I know I know but he's good vibes no I'm just saying I know he's great be yourself and do your thing yeah and I wish you all the very best and on this this tour that you're going to do

thank you congratulations again on it thanks Engelbert and this message comes from it says is it a non-anomous person I don't know But if it is from Haudi pronounce Anon, thank you very much for taking the trouble to make this message happen. Okay?

It's very difficult because it could be an anonymous person, but it's not. It's Anon. I'm sure it is. Be sure of it. Okay, that's fine. So, like, what? I don't let me keep listening. I love my music.

I wish you all the very best. Congratulations again. And keep singing, okay? But I don't know when we could do it together, but maybe someday, who don't? Oh! What? Wait, did you hear that? Did you hear that at the end?

He said, maybe we could do it together, maybe someday. He wants to sing with cutie Cinderella. That's so awesome. I think we should invite. Hold on. Ready? Wow. Engelburn, Humberdink.

It's Austin Shindler. from the Fear Ann podcast, I'd love for you to join this on tour. By the way. Yeah. He's also a part of the crew. Some call me the forgotten member. It's crazy that you forgot, but it's okay. You know, that happens.

But that's Will. Give him a little bit of this stuff. Tell me, when will you be mine? Tell me, quando, quando, quando. Clear your throat. Let's start. I mean, this is Inglebert. Tell.

Let me bring it down a key. Tell me when will you be mine? Tell me, Cuondo, Quondo, Coondo. We can share a love divine. Love divine. Tell me when we'll wait again.

Don't make me wait again. The lyrics are burning to my mind like a tablet burning from Mount Sinai. How did you forget? It's Engelberg. Five, six, seven, eight. Take it again. Fondo, tell me.

He's not coming on tour! It's getting worse! Tell me why is it getting worse? Tell me when we're going to, quondok, no, quondon. We can share a love to buy. Please don't make me wait again. Okay. There we go.

Yeah, you rush through that. Engelbert nosey rushes that. He's never coming on. We're talking about Engelbert, I'm sorry. Humber, dink. Okay, so... We're talking about the dink.

I know, the dink. So, I have something to say. I think he seemed to be in good spirit. which is great. I mean, it's the dink. And I will, I'll be honest, it was, he was shockingly, uh, well put together in comparison to, the dick looks great. Some of the videos we've seen of him in his performances. No, you're thinking of Frankie Valley. Yeah, you're thinking of Frankie Valley. Oh, mixing up old white. You can't mix up Valley in the dink. Yeah. He thought that was Frankie Valley. Yeah, you never miss up Valley in the Dink. I, for me, those are the same guys.

Different songs. I'm sorry. I was thinking those are the same guys. Zay me else want to say something stupid? Yeah, I'm sorry. Hey, hey, I got revenge for the disrespect. Okay. That was awesome. Oh, you guys, I'm going to tell you what.

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Dude. Dink looks great. I would love, man. You guys doing a holiday album together. That'd be awesome. Like Gaghan. Engel. Just like Gagon.

Dean. No, not Dean. Except your Gagha. He just have a full dress on and he's got his hair. It's not Dean Martin. No, it's God. Dean's been dead. Who the fuck is it?

having a brain toot. A brain toot. You know, when you can't pick there's something as a brain to do. You didn't want to say fart. Showing the dink. Bring you all your favorite. Oh my gosh.

This is going to drive me crazy. Look up who Gaga did a Christmas album with. It's going to drive me crazy. Oh, God. I can't believe it. I feel disrespectful that we don't know it. I feel pissed off that I can't think of it. We're taking away your gay card, bro.

Can I keep mine? I knew Gaga. Gaga's a game away, dude. That's what the word on the show. Tony Bennett. I can't believe I didn't remember that. Stupid. Bennett, Valley, and the ding.

Never mix the three. No, never. That's another guy I will. Cutie, if you could do a Christmas album with one person, not Taylor Swift, who would it be? Austin Show. Noah Con. That's great. Speaking of which, I have a girly pop nation.

It's the same girly pop nation. Take it. Yeah. It's the same one. Take it. But I was skeptical to bring this here, but. What? Well.

Girlie pop. Curly pop Girlie pop Sorry I didn't snap I think I broke my finger yesterday Oh You want playing pickleball? Basketball

Oh shit Oh you were ball Girlie pop nation Yeah Hey bitches Don't just let him keep going Is that I was like my mom Doing an impression of a gay man

That was like a 70 year old woman being like ladies I mean I don't know is it rude to call them bitches I didn't mean it like that derogatory no you can have it hey bitches you know I mean yeah I call him homos

all the time okay okay I say hey homos what's the girly pop poop girl it's sweeping the nation but I'm poop girl no you're not you're actually no there's stop stop stop I want to steal valor you're not you don't want that I want to be poop girl what the fuck

is poop girl. Okay. Cudy. No, cutie. I brought a backup girly pop. No, I was it.

You got to take it's yours. I did the song. Okay. Can I tell you though? Uh-huh. I spend my week now trying to lock in.

Like, I can't move off of it till I hit a girly pop that you say is a girly pop. This is a girly pop. I know, but you were going to do this one anyway. Anytime I brought a girly pop,

you've been like, yeah, it doesn't work. Well, yeah. Sometimes you don't understand us. I know. Can we please figure out what poop girl is?

I need to know. Can you check your attitude? You're hungry. I'm hungry. We're going to feed you baby, Barry. But not. You're hungry for that poop. I'm not hungry for the poop.

Just go watch the new jackass movie if you're hungry for poop. Okay. So here's a deal. I picture this. I need everyone. We're doing an imagination experiment. Put your hands out. Okay.

Even if you're driving to work right now. Close your eyes. All I can think about is the dink. You're driving to work. Okay, you are at a Noah Khan concert. It's awesome. This is a season on the sticks. You're like, yeah, Noah, you take your top off.

You throw it on stage. You're like, you're incredible. But you would never do that because you respect him because he does have a wife or girlfriend. Oh my God, Noah Khan gets like that. We would do anything for Noah Khan. We love Noah Khan. He's got his braids in.

The place vaguely smells of pretzels because it's just his vibes. You brought a scarf even though it's the middle of the summer because the songs just sound like fall. and all your craving is like an apple cider donut. Okay. Now you're in your seats. You're in your seats. Why?

You're in your seats. I'm in my seat. You splurge. You got floor seats. If you've ever been on floor seats in a, in a stadium, we're in a stadium. This is a big fucking deal. Wow. Stadium.

We're in fucking Philly. And I actually don't know if we're in Philly. The pinnacle of music. I'm not sure. I think Philadelphia. We're in Philly. It's awesome. City brotherly love and Noah Khan.

Okay. And this girl in front of us is like kind of swaying. Okay. She's like swaying. She's like kind of swaying. And we notice it because the vibes are a little weird, but we're like listening to end of August and we're crying a little bit. I don't know if you've heard end of August. It's really good.

Just one single tear. Not a whole, not a sob, but just one tier. Yeah. And then she sits down and you're like, that's fine. I get a better view. But then she kind of sits down a wiggles. Oh. And what?

She's just like like wagling. Oh, no. Okay. But Noah's on stage and he's like. Here, I'll do Noah. Okay. Everybody who's having a great time, Philadelphia. Wow.

I love you guys. Here's a number off my first album. One, two, three, get! Okay. And then she stands up when she's wearing shorts, and she just kind of starts shaking them, baking her shorts, and some poop falls out. Oh, my God.

I'm opening my eyes. Okay. Yeah, we've come out of it. So a woman at a Noah Khan concert on the floor seats in one of the front row seats shook some poop out of it. She shit herself. She shit herself. And this is an ongoing song. This is an ongoing We're having a problem. So that's... How is this an ongoing?

So that's the thing is this isolated incident at the Noah Khan concert that he addressed on stage. Wait! So, he addressed on stage. Actually, because pictures, if you'll pull up Noah's Twitter. Yeah. Went super viral because after the poop fell out of her pants, She tried to like waffle stomp. She tried to kick it away.

Yes. But it's soft poop. It doesn't kick away. It's poop. And you guys know, like, I've shit myself. We've talked about this. That's correct. After a full pizza.

Yeah, I've shit myself many times. Right. And I've never thought I could kick it, you know? So Noah Khan went on stage at his next tour stop and was like, please no one poop themselves. Yeah, he tweeted. He said, if you have to poop at a show, please dear God, just go to the bathroom. Lamau, I've pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old. Thank you, Noah.

I feel seen. But you guys got to understand that there's a venue worker out there with a thousand yard stare after dealing with that. Yeah. Yeah. Which is insanely based. But this isolated moment brought attention to a national phenomenon, which is people shoot themselves at no a con concert.

Not just Noah Conn. Not just Noah Con. They will go. And basically the idea is like they've been camping out. all day to get close to the barrier and they like wear diapers or they just don't want to miss a song. So they'll dig in their butt and then throw the poop on the ground. Reports include Olivia Rodriguez. The poop smell was so intense.

Diapers. Because everybody was wearing diapers to get to the front balcony. And then what's the other group that's like not that pop? It's like five seconds of summer or five seconds of summer. That's what it was. A very quick summer. They have two more summers. Apparently there's a lot of poop going on at that show too.

Poop everywhere. And now it's like there's like everybody is recording their accounts of like just people. And so now everybody's looking to unmask poop girl. Okay. People are looking to unmask the original poop girl. I'm going to send you a video bar. And Qie is trying to steal the vowel of the original poop girl. Okay, can I?

I just think I could get a lot from you. You're having the exact same reaction I did. I'm not going to lie to you. This might be the worst like thing that I've ever. heard about about American society. Are you mad? societal collapse in general? Is this only an American thing?

I've never heard this happen anywhere else, but maybe people are doing it elsewhere as well, but I think it's over. I think we're done. I think this is the most black-pilling thing I've heard. Marcia saying a video. Why are people shitting themselves? Because they don't want to miss a song. But that's what's confusing about the Noah.

Yeah, they don't want to miss a song or they don't want to lose their spot. but at the Noah Kong concert specifically, she had a spot. Oh my God, she didn't want to miss a song. It was a seat, yeah, so she didn't want to miss a song. But this is Noah's next concert.

But please don't do it. Okay. I solemnly swear. I solemnly swear. I will not shit my pants. And if I do, I won't take it from my pants and put it on the floor. Yep.

It's an epidemic. We're going to do the same thing at Artour. So my follow-up question is, is there anything that you would shit yourself for to not miss a month? No. Yes. Okay. Minnesota Vikings. Okay.

You wouldn't want to miss a moment. Minnesota Vikings. NFC. Any game. Actually. Who guy? If the Vikings are about. They have no way of making it to the Super Bowl.

You're still. No, no. If the Vikings are about to. win a game. I don't want to miss history. Hold on. Because I've had this experience. Hold on. The Vikings have, let's say... I've had this experience before.

2009. 2010. Dallas Cowboys, Minnesota Vikings, Metro Dome, Minneapolis, Minnesota. I had to poop. Wow. Instead of pooping in my seat, I went to the bathroom. Okay. As one does.

Wait, so you didn't shit yourself? No. Nobody wishes he would have. I missed a 103-yard kickoff return. Percy Harvin ran it for a touchdown. In hindsight, I should have pooped my pants. In hindsight, it is 2020. Yeah, I missed that. No, I think it's fine.

And hindsight is the poop coming out of the back. I'm using our safe word and saying this is allowed, and I don't remember our safe word, potato or something. Potato. Taylor Swift. Okay. This safe. I'm making a safe space.

We can talk about her. You have an eyelash on you. Yeah. Wait, I'm going to make a wish. Wait, what should I wish for? Don't tell us. Give me some ideas, though. It invited to the Madison Square Garden, Taylor Swift wedding.

I have to get on an airplane. Fulf. Fulf. Fulf. Fulf. Get in the car fast enough. An army of the dead. Global communism.

Oh, I didn't get it. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, my God. You got it. it. All right. Okay. So Taylor Swift.

Yes. Her concerts were four hours long. Yes, I know. Which is absurd. I pooped a couple times. She's a dynamo. You pooped a couple times? No.

She had a private suite. I did have a private suite. Yeah, that was great. But I went to many shows where I didn't have a private suite where you'd have to leave to go to the bathroom. Yeah. I just didn't need to go to the bathroom. Yeah.

I didn't need to. I planned. But if you had to, you would have shared. No, no. No, because if you're a real fan, low key, they take breaks during concerts. Like changeovers. Changeovers. You go during a changeover.

Yeah. Like. What if the lines are too long? You go into the men's. Yeah. What? I've gone, I don't fucking care.

What is a man going to say to me? You're not supposed to be in here? And then I say, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I got lost. I don't care. I mean, I would never. I'd say your toilet is my toilet. I go to the men's bathroom literally all the time.

So you go into women's rooms? I mean, yeah, I do actually. No, I don't. I don't go into women. I just think, like, I actually got attack for that. Because I was like, I don't, I said one time on this podcast that like, I was like, I don't give a fuck what restroom I'm in. And then they were like, that's fucked up.

Really? Yeah. Maybe I'm in the wrong for this. But when you go to like a women's, a majority woman concert, like Noah Con, he has a majority female audience and Taylor Swift and Chapel Roan, it's like, yeah, I'm going to use the men. There's no one in there. I feel like that only breaks one way, though. Yeah.

I feel like women can. Is if I see a penis? No. Oh. I feel like women can go into the. men's room in an emergency. And you're like, damn, that chick is based in bold. But if it goes the other way,

if a guy goes into a girl's bathroom, you're like, oh, the only time I'll go into it under attack, baby. And we're going to break the stigma. We're taking shits in the women's restroom going forward. The only time I'll use a women's restroom is when it's like, you know, like those single

restrooms and they like gender them for some really? I think that's stupid. Yeah, let's use them. Okay, cool. You know? Yeah, I just think, I think, based. You're one. I've walked into enough men's bathrooms on accident that it wasn't a problem. So if you need it, like, you know, if you really need it, just go on in there. Who's going to stop you?

No one time I was at the mall and I was on the phone and I walked in the men's bathroom and I was like, oh, crap. And then some guy said, wrong bathroom. I said, is a stall open? And he said, ha-ha, that one. And then I went into it. I was like, whatever. I played it with confidence. So you could never be the poop girl.

I could. Don't. While we're in the safe space, do you want to talk about Taylor's castle? Yeah, we're going to talk about Taylor. Wait, Taylor's what? Castle. Castle. I was going to talk about her wedding, not her castle. Yeah, she's building a castle. Yeah.

What? How did I miss this? I thought she was doing it. Well, let's look. Okay. Well, poop gate. Officially closed. You're the poop girl.

Poop gate officially, yeah, stop pooping at concerts. It's crazy. I am the poop girl. Are you doing that so that nookan will acknowledge you? Yeah, wouldn't that be awesome? I'm not going to lie. That story was more upsetting for me than like, I don't know, Trump. War crime? Trump making, yeah, Trump making like billions of dollars off of cryptocurrency.

That is fucking crazy. Do either of you know, are either of you aware of that? Liberty Financial? It's so funny because it sounds exactly like a Will Ferrell bit. Just give him the 30 seconds. Give me a 30 second. Donald Trump, before he officially became president, immediately established a cryptocurrency scheme under the banner, Liberty Financial.

and he got billions of dollars from United. Yeah, the United Arab Emirates. Why are there no like billioners that just want to give me money? I agree. That's a good question. That's a, you're, okay. All you need is one. What are you mad about?

This is just like a direct violation of the Imaluma's clause. Like it's a foreign bribery. She doesn't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Foreign governments are bribing the American president like very openly and very direct. I know, I'm not talking about. I'm talking about other billionaires. What she's talking about is if Trump were to give him.

her the money, she'd forget about that. This is why he gets away with it. Yeah. This is literally why he did whatever the fucking was. I'm like, why can't I get a piece of that? That's all I care about. That's crazy. Yeah, I would like some money. I would like to do the Ponzi schemes that my

president is doing. Yeah. Yeah, no, you would, I was going to say you would go to prison, but honestly, right now it's kind of a free for... I'm not involved in enough Ponzi schemes and it shows. It's kind of a free for all currently. I heard Gandhi once said that. No. Yeah.

Well, I'm sorry that he did that. I'm sorry, but it's fine. You're upset about it. Well, no, I'm more upset about the poop girl is what I was saying. No, we should really talk about your feeling. Yeah, why didn't you do anything? You're the one that knew about it. I had, if I was at poop gate, I would have stopped.

I would have done something. She would have said, she would have picked up the poop. Yeah, it's a very complex process to, you know, overcome American hegemony. Yeah, but I'm trying. I mean, I just, speaking of which. Lacey. American domineering, American power. Dominering, he used another word.

But power? You don't understand the word power. Dominering. Okay, that's why I substituted with power. Well, okay. Bullying. Bullying. You need to dumb it down. What's that like?

There's a lot of people that are watching you that have no idea what you're talking about. Okay. America bullies, America bullies the week. We bully our own week as well. No, I know a guy that watches you. I know a guy that watches you and he's like, I'm a Hassanabi. And I'm like, do you even know what he's talking? Why are you calling out Liam?

Yeah, I was just going to say, is it Liam? He doesn't even know what? He has no idea what you're talking about. Yes, he does. No, he's just like, he's like, you're so hot. I know what you're talking about. I just pretend for fun. Yeah.

Anyway, go on, Hassan. I'm just giving you shit. We're wrapped on that. He doesn't want to talk about domineering Trump anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to, well, I will say one thing. Last week I was wearing, well, you were wearing a suit, I was wearing a Maylock Kiro's T-shirt.

And now 29-year-old Maylock Kiroz is going to Congress. We unseated at 30-year incumbent Diana DeGette in Denver, Colorado. Have you talked to him about the adult trigger-treating? Her. I have not talked to her. Have you talked to her? I assume since they were in Congress or man. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I've actually, damn you, patriarchy! To 99% chance. You're a woman, so you can say that. I've actually had, you know, there's articles written with like, oh, is this Saan Pike or a kingmaker, but it's actually a queen maker. That's right. Because I've gotten a lot of ladies elected.

Ladies! And you've brought up... And I have yet to bring up adults. It just feels like he doesn't even care. Like, you're talking to me about, like, I don't care about what you talk about, but it feels like you don't care about what I don't care about. I mean, I'll be honest, if the Republicans can come up with stupid policies like transgendered, not being in sports, and make people in the middle of Washington State care about illegal immigration,

I think that maybe she can bring up adult trick or treating. I literally saw an attack. I saw an ad. Just quick counter. Quick counter. There's no rule against adult trick or trading. Yeah, but it's a faux pa. Yeah, but there's no.

How are you going to enforce that people like? We just announced it. You just create. We just need the campaign money. Was there a war on Christmas? No, there wasn't, but they created it. Exactly. I need the marketing behind it.

So you're saying like Republicans want to stop adult trick or treating is yes. Yes. Yes. They don't want to share. You know what? It's a world peace. I think this is how Newt Greenridge invented wedge issues. Okay.

Listen. Listen. This is perfect attack. Republicans want children only trick-or-treating because they're pedophiles. Yes. And so we want adults to do trigger-treating because they want to be around children. No, no, no. We don't care of the children-at-true.

We want to do whatever they want. We want to do it on our own. Yes. Wait, so now children can know. No, they can. It's not. No, no, no. We don't care about it as much.

We're not at the door at the same time. Yeah. It's like whatever. You're running child trick-treating. Like Disneyland. I don't know why you're running, you're running point for the Republican talking point. This is not a Democratic Party plank.

I'm just saying, adult trigger treating might not, might not give us world peace, but it's not going to hurt. Yeah. So, yeah, I agree. Let's, uh, Taylor Swift and Madison Square Garden.

Taylor Swift is supposedly getting married in Madison Square Garden this weekend. Because people don't, Because people don't know if it's a red herring because she does that bullshit. Marsh, type in Taylor Swift's Castle in Madison Square Garden. Do you think that she would be doing like a fake out to get people to think it's Madison Square Garden? Yeah, meanwhile, she's getting married in like the Bahamas. Yeah. I think it'd be an expensive fake out.

Yeah. But she's so rich, she could do it. She is a billion. She's a two billionaire. Which I'm saying, like, if anyone's going to give me their billion money, I feel like it should be her. She should give me some and she shouldn't be a billionaire. She gave me some. I feel like you made her a billion.

I think so. Yeah, where'd you see this castle? Because I haven't heard the castle thing. I heard it from Caroline. So tell me. Sometimes Caroline has fake news. Oh. Oh, shit.

I say this. Sometimes I have fake news, but Caroline and I are both pop culture girlies. And sometimes we'll be on the phone. And she'll be like, where'd you hear that? And then she'll Google and she'll be on the phone with her. And she'll... TMZ, Taylor She has built a huge castle garden inside. Okay, TMC is not fake news.

Garden, not a castle, though. She's not doing a castle. You know what's fucking crazy? What's happening? It's crazy as... Taylor's... Maybe I can build a castle. Mm.

No, it's a song. She has a song that says, Baby, I can build a castle out of all the bricks you threw at me. That was actually really on pitch. I don't get it. Like, at Massacre Garden, is she, like, inviting all of her fans or something? No. No, I think it's going to look like this.

There's, so there's this football field. that they did a wedding on. I forget football. Why didn't they just do it at a football? Field wedding. Shut up for like five seconds in your life ever. I'm so sorry. Football field wedding.

It was like, what's the football team will that, their colors are like blue? Like light blue? Oh, Tennessee Titans. Oh, that's it. You do Tennessee Titans football field wedding. Look at that. I fucking nailed that, Will.

Yeah, I mean, you were fast off the hip on that. Oh, yeah, I was excited. He was excited. Oh, on Patreon, can we do trivia again? That sounds fun today. It could be the dolphins. Okay. Go to images.

So look at that second, that video, that's on a football field. Wow. Yeah, so there's, I mean. Wow. They run it out. They made of, they put a greenhouse on it. Oh, wow. Beautiful.

That's, that's, so Taylor's, so Taylor's, this swagger jacking this random, random white couple's wedding idea? No. No, no. We don't know. But I'm just saying, because I thought Madison Square Garden and I thought atrocious, obviously. Yes. It's actually fucking beautiful. But

if they made, like, I mean, a stadium wedding sounds atrocious. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But not the way Taylor. They can adjust the seats and shit like that and maybe bring in like a greenhouse or whatever. But I don't think it's actually a castle. I think it's more something like... Castle Garden.

Yeah, yeah, like a garden. I just don't understand. I don't know why she's doing it either besides maybe paparazzi because because she has this gorgeous house. It's called the holiday house. Let me indulge. It's in Rhode Island. It's absolutely gorgeous. If I could get a house in Rhode Island, I would do it.

But Hassan won't buy it for me. So kind of cringe. And then so I was hoping I was hoping she would do her wedding there because that's my dream wedding location. Well, I'm excited to see what comes of it. And I'm sure it will be iconic and beautiful. It better be. I genuinely don't understand why she's doing it in a Madison Square Garden. I'm a little, I think just security.

Yeah. I think it's just security. That's the only place she can be secure. What? I mean, they just did the, you know, they just had the president there. So she knows it's got, it's locked down. I mean, the president goes a lot of places. No.

Right. But, I mean, he just tested it at Madison Square Garden. He sends body devils. I also think she's like, she like loves. New York and like... I agree. You need a question for you. Big Nick's fan.

First of all, what? Do you think Taylor Swift voted for Zora Mumdani? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Okay, number two. Actually, I think she's still registered to vote in Tennessee.

Okay, so she's an illegal voter, which is bad. No, because she has a house in Tennessee. Yeah, yeah. It's base. We like that. She's like, she's a reliable vote in a red state. We need those.

I voted illegally in New York, too. Yeah, we... Illegally. Yeah, well, because I'm not from there. I just, I voted. I also, I still vote in Washington. Do you think Taylor Swift will invite Zora Mamondani to her wedding? Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. No way. I just want to hear her take on it. I don't think he would show up. He would show up if he was invited. I think so. I think you would. I don't.

Who wouldn't show up? I don't think so. I don't think she will. I think she will. I don't think it's a non, I don't think it's a zero chance. You want to hear something cute? Uh-huh. My 100-year-old dad asked if I was going to be invited to the Taylor's set.

You just say yes. Really? Just say yes. Was it genuine? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Why does he think you have a connection? Because he, the entertainment industry used to be like 10 people when he was in his like 30s.

When Ingleberg. It was the drink. It was Frankie Valley. It was Frankie Valley. You didn't tell you about it. Yeah. And they threw parties together. It's a rap.

It's interesting because like I part of me it's like remember you guys probably didn't do this remember the royal weddings They would like live stream them and they're like awesome and you get with the girlies and you watch the royal weddings Taylor doing that or no no no and it's weird because she's such a capitalist like she loves fucking money that I'm a little confused See that's why I was confused because like I feel like if you're doing it at Madison's work on and like it's like there's like what if she's doing a documentary I think I think she could do like a Disney plus because she's sponsored by them. I think there is also a possibility she might be doing a little bit of album listening potentially or just like song playing for people there. You think on her wedding she's going to perform? That's beast moh. Oh my god. She should get married. But I don't have any theories about Taylor Swift.

I have no information. Well, she invited a bunch of country radio people to her house and did a dinner party because everyone thinks her next album is going to be a country album again, especially since she did the Toy Story song that was number one in the country charts. And also, if you were to look at her life charted through albums, it would make sense that inspire her. But that's neither here nor there. Why else would you rent out Madison Square Garden? I have no theories. I don't understand. I don't think she'll perform at her wedding. I don't think what I said album listening. Oh. I don't know if she will with all of her guests. I think it'd be separate. Yeah. I don't think she'll perform at a wedding either. I wouldn't perform at my wedding. Listening.

You would 100% perform at your wedding. Yeah, you would. What would I do? I'm a podcast. the day. You would literally, you would literally host your own wedding. But I'm a professional podcaster. What do you think I'd run a podcast episode? No, you would say. No, you would sing a good backdrop. You would sing and you would host your own wedding. You would 100%, you are one day, 100% going to host your own wedding. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, I'm getting married. In holy matrimony, I'm getting married to my husband. Speaking of getting married, I have a topic. Oh, marsh pull up. two free climbers get married after they're so hot they're so hot they're so sexy have you seen this

yeah this is so cool this is so cool also going to jail immediately after getting engaged is so fucking beast mode yeah how well how long do you think they went to jail for not long so ladies and gentlemen two climbers climbed the empire state building which is so dangerous hung a flag with a By the way, she's wearing a MX DVX. Yeah. Wait, is that the same bagel of I have? That's the MX DVX box.

No. Yeah. The, the, yeah. After they climbed, they got engaged and she took a picture of her ring, like over the fucking skyline of New York City.

It's so cool. It's so tough. Yeah, that's fire. Love one. That's fire. Dude, be wild and free.

But now, but now what if they get divorced? Like, then you just had the most beast mode-ass fucking engagement. engagement situation. Skydiving during the next proposal. It's so fucking. Wait, so did they,

how'd they get up there? They climb from the bottom? No, I think they took an elevator first. Yeah, and then they get out on the top floor. Oh, so they didn't climb from the bottom.

Okay. But, dude. Austin, that's still a very impressive recline. What are you talking about? It's so dangerous. I mean, yes, it's incredibly safety harness.

And I'll be honest, I don't think marriage is worth it. So fucking. And the helicopter's like, get down. So. Yeah, so they, they had a banner with them as well. And I think it was like, what was it like the most powerful word is love or whatever or something like that.

That's amazing. It's really cool. They had done like, I mean, they've done this professionally. That's so cool. Right. Like they're like a climbing couple and they've done a diesel ad campaign before as they like free climb and then they get up there and then they kiss and stuff and it's cool. Yeah, they look sick. They're so awesome.

Which is why I think it should be allowed. I think. But honestly, like. Going to jail for that makes it so much. Yeah, no, no, exactly. No, no, you have to put some stakes. I saw somebody. They're probably just like hooking up on the way to the prison

and the back of a squad car. So fucking hot. Wow. So cool. In handcraft? Do you think they're in front of? Yeah, they're probably, blah. Yeah, look at them.

Look at them. Look at how hot they are. He's getting dragged off. He's like, I'm going to fuck you so good after I get it. Like, that's tough. Oh. That's so tough. I agree.

That's so. off. Thone's going to make a movie about this. They were a car, drugglery. What? What did they burglarize? Reckless endangerment, criminal mischief,

violation of local laws, possession of burglars tools. Yeah, because they broke, they broke into the roof. Oh, come on. Yeah, they're throwing the kitchen sink at him. Zora,

I'm done. You got a, you got a, clemency, clemency, clemency. Come on. I really shouldn't pardon. I'm going to, but I'm going to.

Yeah, be like Trump. Trump don't give a fuck. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to give my son the Medal of Freedom. Okay, speaking of Trump, don't give a fuck, we got to talk about America's 250th birthday. By the time you guys watch this,

I believe, is it coming right out of the last? Yes. So you're going to be watching this. No, it's no, tomorrow. No, it's not. Today's Thursday. It's the second, Hassan. Saturday's the fourth.

Oh, okay. So by the time, by the time, we will be 250 years old and two days. So America's, you know, doing its quintennial, right? It's a big deal. No, we will, it will have been two days past. Yeah, so 250 and two days.

This weekend is 4th of July weekend. A lot of activities, a lot of celebration taking place. One of the things that Donald Trump has done is he decided to take over this fairly important deal. Now, initially, it's 250th birthday. Everybody obviously has been... This photo is absolutely fucking frying. No, listen, there's more.

There's so much more. This is amazing. So for months... And then showed of like Kings game. I know. For months on end, for not even months, years on end, they've, there are like groups, organizations that were bipartisan that were designed to like make a massive event out of this.

Donald Trump comes in at the last moment, I believe a couple months prior to prior to July 4th and decides I'm going to take over this process. Right. And he decides to do this fair. And the fair has been a spectacular failure. And when I say it's a spectacular further, I mean, no one is attending it. Right. The people that are attending it are super old and dying on the ground.

They're killing them for being white. They're killing them for being white and patriots. Okay. And it's beautiful because Fox News has been trying to pump it up. So they're doing this coverage. I got to show, I got to send you this link. So they've been doing a week-long coverage from the fairgrounds. This looks like the worst fair ever.

I know. And every single time they talk about it, every single time they talk about the fairgrounds and how how wonderful it is. There's a Doc Ross video that I'm sure you can find on Twitter as well, which is really funny where he's like, there's thousands of people here. And then the camera pans away. And there's like eight people watching. But this one was great as well.

Hold on. I'll send it to you right now. There's tons of people. Oh, this is amazing. Look at this. People here. It's a huge space. And it's just going to get more.

more crowd. We have a lot of people here. We have people that you want to have to like Stacey Garrity. That will be next governor of Pennsylvania right there we are. There we go. And it's because there's tons of people here. It's a huge space. Can we go back to that image of the guy?

The one guy's dead. That shit was fry. So it doesn't end there. It doesn't end there. Here play the, play the Fox News. It looks like the last temptation of Christ. He looks. Yeah, he's spreading out.

He's spreading out, having a good time. There's a... Wow. Incredible season fogs. This one, this is from this morning. So this just in from Peter McMahon, a big fan. He said, the sports team, meaning our team, should check out the foul that Messi committed in an earlier game.

It was almost exactly the same, and he didn't even get a... Not a single person. Like, not even... The olds, not even the olds are attending the fair at this point. So I don't know why they've continued their coverage. I don't know a carousel. I don't know why they've continued.

Can you hit me one more time with the guy in the field, please? Yeah. So, so it's beautiful. And there's more, there's more. Someone get that guy some help. There's more chaos. All of the, all of the fairgrounds that they developed. Yeah.

It turns out if you look at it from afar, it looks like, you know, three-dimensional things that they've built, right? They're not. They're actually just... Sets? No, they're actually just photos that they added shadow onto. So they're just boxes that are designed to look like they're three-dimensional. Oh, no. Yes.

So that right there, you can kind of tell from this photo from afar, but those are just printed out. Those are printed out wallpaper that they stapled onto the fucking wall. Oh, no. That's so. Oh, no. Oh, gosh. And it's a disaster. So my question is this.

Right. It doesn't even look like that funnel cake. I've been to state fairs in county fairs. All around the country, I've been, you know, county fairs in Oklahoma, stuff like that. And I thought this was Hog Central. Like, I thought this is like one of the most beautiful things that Republicans produce are hogs. You got the pigs. You, you know, give prizes out to the best pig.

You know, that's like a huge affair. Yeah, that's a state fair for sure. And a, you know, funnel cake. Talk about like 3H or whatever, yeah. Yeah, you have a little funnel cake. Everything is fried and they're trying to figure out like, you know, who can, who can make the worst food like that will kill you definitely? That tastes delicious.

That's my experience. Thank you for putting that caveat at the end. Yeah. That it tastes delicious. Yes, of course, it tastes delicious. But my question is, how did they fuck this up? how can they fuck up the fair this is like my from my perspective this is like if if you know there was a liberal coffee making competition and they couldn't find any like non-binary barrisas i think part of what we're finding is like it's really funny that the elderly have denied global warming so heavily because now it is killing them quite quite much like like that guy that was there is a dude in europe right now oh my god we have to talk about that behind the paywall the european heatwave is killing more people than american gun violence because they don't have air conditioning.

I think 175,000 people have died this year. That's what the World Health Organization says. It's 175,000 excess deaths, though, because I looked into the numbers. The numbers are a little insane. No, but that's literally what it is. He's an anti-eatry. The elderly were like, the elderly were like,

global warming, my ass. Yeah, we can use it. And now they're just like, it's so hot. That's in Europe. So they would be like, yeah, global warming. It's a funny. Bring up field guy a little more. Time. Bring up field guy one more time.

This is what happens. This is the face of global warming. We will be talking about that. It was 110 degrees in the Arctic Circle this year. Well, I don't know where that heat is because Portland has been very cool. Yeah. Well, he's denying. He's denying the thing. You're doing the thing. I'm denying climate change.

Yes. Well, I mean, I'll be honest. I don't know where the heat is, but it's not in my backyard. Yeah, we could use a little bit of that. Yeah. Okay. So we'll see you guys behind the Patreon, behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear. And thank you so much for coming on as always.

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