Fear& - QTCinderella HAS RETURNED | Fear&

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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We have scurvy. I don't know if it comes with vanilla or not It says it's ice latte slash vanilla latte, but like what if it doesn't come with vanilla? I mean you should kill you. Oh fuck. This is such a way wait hold on scroll up to the description It's vanilla freshly pulled shots of espresso with our French deluxe vanilla powder Okay, that should be good. Okay. That's fine. That's what did you want you usually get soy milk no no Oh, I do oat milk. Oh milk. That's right. Oh, no. Thank you That's it. I think you are extra. I know too much sugar. Okay, much sugar All right, maybe easy eyes

Perfect Okay, ladies and gentlemen cuties Damn it's now they're gonna know I'm a diva. Don't show your phone. Oh, look at my freaking phone. We got together. Oh my god. It's been this long.

Yeah. We found you what I think is the coolest Mickey Mouse shirt I've ever seen in Japan. Take a look. This is Mickey Mouse doing Wing Chung, which was for some reason... Wait, you haven't been here since we went to Japan? Yes, I have an entire, I have a bag full of gifts for everyone that I brought back from Japan

that I just kept in my bag because of the family return. Yeah, I love that. Oh my God, that's so cute. That's gotta be racist. Cutie, I mean, honestly, it's been so long. Is it racist? No, it was in Chinatown, we got it. I lost your gift.

It's been so long. I don't know. Oh no, I'm shocked. No, I got a gift for you. I genuinely got a gift. I bought one. The sticker ran out of sticks. No, I lost it.

I don't know what happened. I like this. I got you guys Utah stuff, but I didn't bring it, cause I'm freaking sick. Yeah. I'll bring it next week. You're freaking, what? She's sick. I'm sick, I'm ill. Oh got you guys Utah stuff, but I didn't bring it because I'm freaking sick. Yeah, I'll bring you next week You're three and what she said I'm ill I'm supposed to be on a sick day right now, but I showed up. So she ran you ran out of PTO

It's insane should we do another intro just in case that's too long I'm cutie Cinderella. Oh, I thought you might introduce myself Yeah, very special guest here today, ladies and gentlemen. Well, though your intro was great, but you know, like, because you guys, you know. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcast, where the prodigal queen has returned.

Cutie Cinderella, we prayed to white Jesus, and white Jesus delivered us. I did. Me. Cutie Cinderella, welcome back Cutie. Hi, I'm ordering Austin's coffee. I'm sick. Yes. I'm sick.

She's sick. My nose is stuffed. I thought you were crying. She got out of her car and I thought she was emotionally crying. I said, oh fuck. He said, I don't wanna deal with this. I don't wanna freakin' deal with this.

Come on sugar tits, start laughing. Give us a smile. Yeah. No, I'm fine. You wanna make it in this village, baby? It's Tinseltown. My dad had a cold and we hung out. He came and visited me and we're hanging out

and he kept, he thought it was funny to sneeze on me. Oh my God. I know. What? That's pretty funny. It wasn't as a child. I've never heard of that ever. I know. What? That's pretty funny. It wasn't at the time. I have never heard of that ever. I think I fight someone.

He thought it was really funny. I think it's pretty funny. He just beamed snot on you. So he'd be next to me and he'd go, and then I'd be like, Dad, stop. And he'd go wipe his face and be like, oh, sorry. And then he'd wipe me and like wipe. Oh, my God. No wonder you're so sick.

I know. I said, I'm going to get sick. And he was like, he was like, ha ha ha. Yeah, I think it's funny. I don't know. Is he trying to give you like a Mormon vaccination? I think so. How you guys do it? Yeah. But then I mean, I guys, I don't want to complain. However, my house is full of mold.

Yeah. Yeah. And a rat or raccoon crawled under the house and died. So it smells so bad. Which by the way, You can stay here everyone. I have no hot water. I thought about showering here. Because I showered in the cold today. Why are you laughing?

It's just because she's in a house full of mold and a dead raccoon underneath and she still won't stay here anymore. I know. It's just like a lot, you know? Yeah. Just like the cats, Kaya would just eat them. Yeah.

No, I think the cats would eat Kaya. Actually, it's fair. I think it is a little selfish, Asan, that I'm moving to LA and you haven't even offered me a room. I don't want you to live here. Yeah, he doesn't like you. I would net, we would kill each other.

I'd pay you a good rent. No, I don't care. There live here. Yeah, he doesn't like you. I would net, we would kill each other. I'd pay you a good rent. No, I don't care. There's no amount of money. I'll be honest, you're kind of too far from like the Norma Triangle anyway. Insane. He wants to be by the Abbey. Insane.

Yeah. Insane. Yeah. Yeah, he wants the birdcage. He wants to live above the Abbey. Yeah, okay, Cutie Cinderella's back. I have gifts from Japan. Oh That's so sad I got for everyone

And I've literally kept these gifts in the bag that I got an extra bag specifically so I can bring these gifts Did we give out our gifts already well I? Gave some gifts away I have more gifts cuz I just I wanted to do like a family reunion since Japan You didn't have Okay My god, he's got a whole suitcase full of them You are you really are a sweet person, you know that Hassan I don't think

Since he's not here, can we talk about, I think Hassan has a crush on me. I've been thinking that too. It's like. We're stoking this up. Yeah, yeah. It's been weird. No, his obsession with you was crazy. He's been like begging me to come home.

Yeah, begging you to come on. He's been talking about how wide my hips are for birthing. Yeah, it's weird. He has been talking about how fertile he is. Yeah! I don't... Do you think we should say something to him? What's happened?

I don't know, he wants to impregnate Cutie Cinderella. I don't know what we're supposed to do about it. That'd be great for ratings. I don't want to, though. That's a good point. What if I got pregnant by Hassan's baby and had an abortion for politics? That'd...

Ooh. Oh, no. Wow, that's... You can say that, right? You're... I can say that. She's a woman. Wait, you don't like abortion anymore?

That's a problem? No, I think it's great. I think women... Are you afraid what's going to happen to you if you support abortion? No, I fully support it. I'm pro-abortion. I like abortion. I'm pro-abortion.

There, you sound scared. No, I'm not. I'm saying I'm full chest. Awesome. Abortion. Oh, No, I'm not. I'm saying I'm full chest Abortion. Oh, no, I'm super pregnant. I would not like it. Will you go with me to get an abortion right now? Of course Yeah, let's go He passed your honor, oh wow see Wow, what uh, why are you so quiet? Well, you get a run for you get a run for Republican office Why are you so quiet? Will you get a run for Republican office?

No, I just, I was, that was a lot. There's a lot happening. My ADHD was kind of overwhelmed. No, I understand. Do you want me to leave? I can go. Yeah. So that's the first time.

I can get out of here. Would you get your damn gifts? I'm trying to put them in a bag. Oh my God, he's fumbling everywhere. He's flopping. Did I tell you I met a guy on a plane last week that was like, I haven't watched the podcast since Cutie Cinderella has been on it?

Yeah, everyone, this is the deal. Okay, everyone's a fake bitch. They're all gonna say our view is not gonna be better all of a sudden, because I'm back. Oh, it'll be, we'll receive a bump. The Cutie bump, approximately 2,000. No, no, no, no. Okay. Okay.

This is... Black myth Wukong. Yeah, I know. I put it in a black myth Wukong bang. First and foremost, coming all the way from Japan for Austin show. Oh, a bidet. It's captain, it's bidet underpants.

Oh, it is. You can use this at the It's captain, it's bidet underpants. Oh, it is, oh. You can use this at the Abbey. Oh my. You'll be the talk of the town. Dick faucet pants. Oh, dick faucet. Yeah, you put that on and you go to the Abbey and you know, people just put tips in there.

That's actually how they circumcise people. Oh my God, how cool. What's the faucet for? They squeeze it out. He out of it. Oh my God, you shouldn't have. Yeah, if you're looking for little water sports Oh, okay. Okay. This is a double so much because

That was like the gag gift, but you also have a real gift. Oh because you're Challenged. Oh, thank you so much. So I got you this Oh Baby's first chopstick Help her Wow you really should have given that to him during the trip Wow Yeah I know but I kept it That's amazing

For cutie cutie also gets a baby's first chopstick You also can't use chopsticks I can Okay Yeah Cute And then this is Sonic the Hedgehog for March because he likes Sonic. Oh Yeah, bitch, cuz I listen cuz I fucking listen March. He's obsessed with you. We're gonna have to get you an abortion

For will oh, that's cute And then also these chocolates that are also from Japan. Oh wow. You were there already, but there you go. That's so nice. Are these your gifts? Thank you so much. Were you hoping for something else?

No, I was just wanting to know. You got two gifts, bitch? No, I love it. No, do I, at any moment did I feel ungrateful? I'm very thankful for these chopsticks. Give one of the chocolates to Cutie. Which one do you want? Thank you so much. Give one of the chocolates to Cutie. Which one do you want?

Thank you so much. Which one do you want? I get a chocolate, you don't. I'm on a diet. Cutie, which chocolate do you want? You may take both. Will doesn't like sweets, you know this. I was supposed to give it to Cutie.

I fucked up and gave it to Will. I panicked last second. That's okay. You gave me two gifts. You gave me a gift in Utah. I did. You know there's a Bernie rally in Utah right now today. Yep.

Yeah. That's cool. I'm not there because I there's a Bernie rally in Utah right now today. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's cool Yeah, I'm not there because I went to the Bernie rally in LA yesterday's 36,000 people me and March were just sitting in the fucking Sun dang holy moly It was it was great. The crowd was awesome. How's kneecap? Um, I haven't linked up with kneecap yet. Um, who's kneecap? We might do it next week. They're a band. Oh There are yeah, They're a band. Oh. They're, yeah, they're Irish band. They have a documentary, like they had a,

like a biopic about what they're about that won a bunch of awards as well. They rap in Gaelic. Yeah, they rap in Irish Gaelic. Their whole thing is about like restoring Irish Gaelic, like making it more popular. Yeah. And they're awesome. They're very cool. We should Irish Gaelic like making it more popular. Yeah. And they're they're awesome. They're very cool. We should learn Gaelic. Yeah, we should.

God, do you know not what you ask? Maybe the hardest language. No, it's Gaelic. I do know. Hardest language to spell. Oh, top of the morning to you. No, I meant like, was that was I meant that was I don't know if you can do white racism wait you know what you know what you know what I've actually I actually get people get really upset when you do an Irish accent yeah who is people the Irish but I want to let everybody know. He has the pass. I am half Irish.

Okay. That's true, you are. I am Irish. Yeah. Yep. I think it's cause you went right for the lucky charms. Should we cut that out of the episode? No, it's fine, I salvaged it by saying. You went past Irish accent. I'd like to apologize to the Irish people.

Straight to it. I don't think they're mad. Okay. Heart stars, horseshoes, clovers, and balloons. Well, she is handsome, she is pretty. There's a song. She is a- So cute. You should take a sabbatical. You've never heard like, come out you black and tans,

come out and fight me like a man? No. No? No. That's like, that's a good Irish song. I'm more love it. You're not you're you're neither. You're my white American. My Wikipedia page says that you're more Lebanese than Irish. This is a Masyrian American. We give anyone a Wikipedia page. Yeah. Yeah. 11 weeks later. Yeah. It's been a long time. Can you tell us? Uh-huh. How's girly pop nation? Oh my god. It's doing good better than ever I don't know if you guys saw chappell-roan's interview with Alex Cooper. No, let's look at it. Oh my god. Okay

What's the tea says? Here's the tea is sissies. So chappell-roan went on caller daddy. We love caller daddy Usually okay Not always I Here's the tea, sis. So Chapel Rhone went on Call Our Daddy. We love Call Our Daddy, usually. Okay. Not always. Not always. I don't know, respectfully, Alex Cooper, you're more famous than I will ever be and more successful. Love you, meet it. She interviewed Kamala Harris.

However, sat down with Chapel Rhone, the first 10 minutes is just being like, so tell me how you pick out your outfits and it made me wanna kill myself with a gun in real life. She does have good outfit. I know. But like, that's you're not even like, that's what you're starting. This is what you're starting. You got chapel motherfucking ron in the room.

There was just like no chemistry. It felt like they like it felt like it felt like just two people that like met at a supermarket and then had to do a podcast right then. Okay. There's no chemistry. It was weird. It was it was weird. But I will say Chapel kind of deserves the bad interview. Yes. Why? Because she should be on fear and yeah, we would give her an infinitely better interview.

It's true. That covers all the girly pop shit, the gay shit. We're going to wait till they're both out of town though Yeah, that's true because that's when we have our best cast. Yeah, that is true, but girly pop shit gay shit Fine arts and politics we would literally have all of her interest all the bases covered Fucking weird you know stuff about the art. Oh, have you heard of a Rembrandt? Yeah, exactly. Chapel.

Anyway, it was interesting. Chapel would like open up and then it felt like there was no like it's like when you like are in a cafeteria and someone's ready to serve and no one's there with a plate to put it on. Is there like a moment we can point to? Well. No, you're probably not the ones because the clips that you've seen that circulated are the best parts or they're not the best parts of the most controversial parts. Yeah, because of course, you know, people want the in that's here.

We need to chapel always, of course. But there is a clip that went around that was pretty big where chapel talks about having children and how you saw this. Yes, I did. Yes. Yes. How everyone she knows that has children is miserable and people people were mad about that.

Right. Yeah, because they're miserable. They're like, why is this bitch calling me out? Which like, I don't know. I just agree with her, I suppose. March. I hit this camera. Why is this bitch calling me out? Which like, I don't know, I just agree with her, I suppose. Marge, I hit this camera. It was, I didn't realize how fucking close it was.

It was fine. Yeah, it's just cutie and I's one up. Nobody gives a shit about us. Nobody gives a shit about us. Also, can we talk about how I walked in here and there were still Christmas decorations? I took down the Christmas decorations. Whose fucking fault is that? You've been gone for 11 months. What is that my fault? took down the Christmas decorations. Whose fucking fault is that?

You've been gone for 11 months. My father left. None of you notice like the tree. Yeah, this is what happens when you're this is what happens when you're in a broken home. Yeah, we've been eating toast, you know, pizza rolls because Dad doesn't know how to make dinner. Yeah, yeah. Sounds like the life, honestly.

Yeah, we've been waiting. We've been waiting for your return. We have scurvy. This entire time. So, so Chapel goes on to talk about how everybody that she knows that has children is miserable. Is miserable. It's like made me so sad. She was like talking shit on people and it was awesome.

And then like, again, no one was there with the plate. So it was kind of sad. But the most controversial thing is Chapel said something along the lines of like, how am I supposed to keep up to date on all current events when I'm like, you know, when I'm working a thousand hours a day type thing. And people took that as well, like, yeah, but you your job's easy, you know, like. So how are we supposed to do it to like, you know, it essentially became this weird pointy fingers game when in reality I think she was just talking about her experience.

And I even said I was like, well, not all of us can be Hassan. And he reads current events for 12 hours a day. So my question to you guys is with your with our the hard strenuous jobs, how do you stay on top of current events? Oh, I don't. Me neither. I quit. Yeah. Quit doing that.

Excellent question. You watch Hasan. Look, I think it is hard to find a balance. But often what I'll do is I'll take a moment to myself every day and I'll have lunch and I will watch asan yeah and sometimes lunch goes for the entire day where I sit and watch him all day but it's at a coffee shop so technically you're working yeah right right I think it is but no he's very informative and I like watching him on YouTube although I do watch his bot

accounts because they get the videos up the fastest. The Hasanabi archives, which is a bot for those of you don't watch it. I've since stopped. But yeah, very informative. That's how I get all my information. So that's my solution to Chappellrone is to call Hasan once a week.

Yeah. He'll give her the TLDR and then you'll never get canceled again. You're welcome, Chappell. Yeah. I will say I, If she had some of my perspectives, which I think she does is also her best friend is like a long time fan of mine.

So I think she's more aware of the things that are going on than she lets on. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense in her position not to comment on everything, because it is a minefield, you know? But then I saw, I saw a drag queen. Oh, which one? I don't know her name, which is drama, I'm sorry. But she was shitting on Chappell,

saying that Chappell's just dragging for the dollar. No, which drag queen. We do have any correspondence. I know if he's drag queens, they're all dragging for the dollar. Yeah, that's like not not literally. No, no, no. Dragging for the dollar is in like it's drag is a performance. Yeah. Yeah. But they're saying that she is only dragging it up

for the sake of being famous. And if she didn't drag, she wouldn't be famous. Oh, I don't know if I agree. And also, if she wasn't famous, she wouldn't drag. It's it's kind of like they're saying she's playing a character and making a caricature out of drag. They're saying she's co-opting. Yeah. I think that a little bit, but I don't think

that's a bad thing. And to say that she wouldn't be famous without drag is also crazy, especially at a time like this. Like when you're I think you're eroding your market share when you even associate in any way, shape or form with gender fluidity. And I think drag queens know that better than anybody else. I don't know what the drag queen said.

If we can pull it up, I can make a better assessment. She's also equal parts like drag and like Victorian peasant. I mean, she's kind of got like some powdered wig in there along with the drag. For sure. I will say this much. It's it's perhaps her feeling angry to a certain degree or maybe resentful about Chappell-Rone, maybe misunderstanding what Chappell-Rone was saying about like not being able to keep up with everything in this like high intensity media environment and therefore saying that like you should be doing more. This is not just like a costume that you wear, even though it

technically is a performance, but there's a lot more happening right now. That's a charitable take to, you know, gender fluid people, trans people, non-binary people, like the government is just actively coming after trans people right now. I got it. I'm sending it to you so you can pull it up because there's a video. So I think it was maybe something that happens online all the time, which is like misunderstanding built on top of misunderstanding and tensions get high because it's a very volatile environment politically

That's my charitable. That's my charity take without even seeing what happened. Oh my god I just I just met Plain Jane in Vegas. Drag Queen's like Plain Jane, Tilly and other performers have started calling out Chappell-Roe and accusing her of exploiting the LGBTQIA community for profit rather than Jane Ewing advocacy. Oh yeah, no, that's what they're. Okay, let's see. Or what Chappell-Roe said about children,

how hard it is to have children. I think that that is true. And I think that there is a lot of stigma against women, against mothers, about not admitting that motherhood is hard. I don't know why, but what I'm more upset about is to have a platform like she does and to be so vocal about the election in such a harmful way, and to be so vocal about the election in such a harmful way and then To now suddenly it's just I have no opinions on way. Oh, no. No, this is a lib take

Yeah, I said that my lips my lip senses are tingling She thinks she's harmful for the election because she didn't fully full-throated endorse Kamala Harris. That was her like most Accurate take she was like Democrats don't give a fuck about trans people and they don't give a fuck about It's ironic because that was her like most accurate take. She was like, Democrats don't give a fuck about trans people and they don't give a fuck about Palestine. And it's hard for me to like full throatedly endorse a Democratic candidate when they just don't care. And it's like, she was right. What happened right after the election, Democrats came out and were like, maybe we cared about trans people too much.

It's like you didn't. You didn't. That's not a thing that you did. And now you want to care about trans people. Like, what do you mean? Like, what are you going to do? You're going to you're going to make you're going to start doing advocacy against trans people in the same way that you've now started doing advocacy against immigrants. Is that what was going to happen?

Ridiculous. So she wasn't even wrong for that take. trans people in the same way that you've now started doing advocacy against immigrants? Is that what was gonna happen? Ridiculous. So she wasn't even wrong for that take. And it's not, I don't think she's like being cowardly by now feeling the responsibility of like not endorsing Kamala Harris. And then that's the reason why Kamala Harris lost. And-

Chapel Rowan is the single reason. Yeah, it's like guys, guys, guys. Taylor fucking Swift endorsed Kamala Harris. If Taylor only reason I voted Taylor fucking Swift could not move the needle enough for Kamala Harris. What the fuck do you think Chapel Rowan is going to do? Which is crazy because Taylor Swift made the sales of beads skyrocket to the point that suppliers could not supply enough

beads. Beads. Beads. Beads. I don't even know what she's talking about, but I understood what she was saying. Because of friendship bracelets, every city that the heiress tour was in sold out of beads to the point that suppliers could not fill them up. Wait, how are the tariffs affecting that? Oh my god, can we talk about the freaking tariffs? Yeah, like how are they affecting your deco den business is gonna shut down Let's stay on topic this is a does a good time Care about my small yeah, what the hell she's losing her small business Yes, you're small. Is that what you hate her 401k is in the toilet I painted it pink

Go ahead, I just had pink paint I want to think I wanted to come to a conclusion on the girly pop nation story Yes surrounding chaperone and then move on to girly pop nation 2.0. How the tariffs have killed cutie Cinderella Yeah, because I do think that's a I mean, it's a horrible story, but it's a good story. It's a story of tragedy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so that take in and of itself, I think, is more so describing Chaperone feelings

that she probably doesn't have for a take that she made that was correct, that history has vindicated her on. So I'm a little confused by that. But overall, I think people like her get extra dunked on because she made the mistake of being bold enough to take a position where she is to the left of the Democratic Party, which wasn't the safe position and everyone is punishing her for it.

And that's it. Unless you're Ethel Cain, you just can't really get away with that kind of stuff, especially at Chapel Rome's level. The only people I see kind of get away with that are the likes of Ethel Cain. People like that. Are you familiar with her album? Yeah. Her album, her music's a little creepy for me. Yeah, it's it's interesting. I mean, I don't really listen little creepy for me. Yeah it's interesting. I mean I don't really listen to music so. Yeah we know.

Yeah we know. So. Overall, my take, Girlie Pop Nation, is oh my god, can we just have nice things? Can everyone shut up? We've got a beautiful lesbian woman who does drag and she looks amazing and she's fabulous and she's got a beautiful fucking voice and it's killer. Can we stop picking everything apart? Oh my God.

Yeah, seriously. Well, Girlie Pop Nation, my take is that take. Yeah, we're tired. Just let us have nice things. We love wearing pink pony hats. So like stop. Speaking of nice things, the deco done.

Good transition. You can no longer have nice things because Donald Trump is liberating the American economy, except he's not really liberating the American economy. He's gone back on some of these tariffs. He's liberating it from money. Yeah, he said no more money. He's taking away the burden of having things.

Yeah, he said no more money. It's all good. Why would you need it anyway? Only me and my besties should have it. That's right. You shouldn't have any of it. And a lack of money builds character. Yeah. Yeah, you'll just have it. That's right. I shouldn't have any of it and a lack of money builds character Yeah, yeah, you'll just grind harder. Yeah, so he said and

On that note cutie. What has happened? Oh my god So first of all everyone's talking about tariffs and I'm way too busy to be on top of things. You guys know, right? You and chapel have very similar Way too freaking busy to know what's going on. So of course, I call the smartest people I know, the hosts of the Lemonade Stand podcast, I call them. I say, hey, are there three white men that could give me their perspective here? And they said, shut up, we're recording.

I said, oh my God, okay, sorry. So then I called Caroline. Is he a joke to you? He won't answer. Number one, he's always streaming. Number two, he's going to not explain it like I'm five. He's going to be like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You don't want to call Hassan Piker for stock advice.

And then I'm going to get canceled for having his phone number. Yeah. I'm too tired to be canceled. I have this cold. Too much. You don't even know. I dropped something on my foot yesterday. That's what I'm going through. You didn't even ask. I'm glad your Decade of Business is under fire. And also, I'm glad that you didn't even ask. I'm glad your decade of business is under fire. I'm glad that you didn't even understand what the tariffs were. Go ahead, explain what happened. Okay, well, explain. So they're bad. Yeah. So essentially, Trump was like,

let her cook. Oh God. Trump was like, hey, stop it. Everybody from buying stuff outside of America. Right. Because we want more jobs in America. Yeah. And so he was like, yo, stop. If you buy stuff from America, you're gonna have to pay more tariffs. Okay, that logic tracks.

What went wrong? So then the problem is... Why won't you buy deco down from America? Deco den is short for deco denwa, which is a craft from Japan. And I'm a white woman appropriating it because I love crafts. However, there's no one making this stuff in America. Oh, so you have to import it from Japan. Yeah.

Why don't you why don't you buy the be the change you want to see? I can't. I cannot. I don't know how to make a factory. Why don't you, why don't you be the change you want to see? I can't. I cannot. I don't know how to make a factory. Why don't you build a factory? Guys, it took me seven months to open Deco Den. I can't make a factory. Well, it's time to bring- How long does it take to make a factory anyway? I mean, if you ask Donald Trump, if you ask Donald Trump, he and his bold ambitious vision,

you can just kind of make it happen overnight. There's empty factories. Just flip the switch. I was talking on my stream about this and someone was like, why don't you start 3D printing your charms? I was like, you want me to 3D print, hand paint them, sand them like, no, I have to charge $20 a charm. So have your prices gone up? Well, no.

So wait. So what's going on with the deco? Dad, a lot is going on. You don't know. You never call. Yes. We could still do chips on a sandwich. Yeah. My business is still viable. merchandise oh shut up shut up ideology does shot have your stupid make some charms you know what you never bring us your merch that's true you never give us anything for free ever we never ask we want it yeah we shouldn't have to ask yeah what if we have to ask me what what am i guess what size I wear I just I don't need to know I don tiny. Oh my God, thanks. Extra small.

Just like my tampon size. Yeah. I don't need to know what size you wear because I would just send you a link. She just takes the head off of her G-tip and throws it in her pussy. I'm good for a month. I interrupted you.

I interrupted you. Can you continue with what you were saying? Okay. So anyway. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever said. That's good. So I'm on the phone with Caroline, and I'm like,

shit, this sounds bad, Caroline. And she's like, yeah. And I'm like shit this sounds bad Caroline and she's like yeah And I was like well now I gotta check yeah, and so I get off the phone Hey, listen you guys know what the boo-boos are. Oh, I love a lot. You can't find them. Everybody loves the little boo-boo I love the boo-boo You know it's a little monster. People love them. Oh, I've seen them. I've never seen this in my life.

Pop Mart is absolutely. Oh, I know. Pop Mart is exploding and this is their number one mascot. And you cannot find these fucking things. OK, so let me tell you. Pop Mart in Japan. Yes. About and there is one in Century City that is like all day, every day packed out the door. Yeah, I try to be like a little Pop Mart supplier because deco den makes sense.

Okay. They said no number one. So I have to go through different suppliers to get. We have some blind boxes at deco done, but we don't have like anyway, buy them. Okay. So like six weeks ago, I get an email from a supplier for Labooboo charms that are this big perfect for a little phone case If you guys don't know what Deco Dennis this conversation makes no sense. I have a business. Yeah I have a business where you do you put

Glue on stuff jewelry boxes, whatever and then you he put charms on. It's very cute. So wait, I got these. Where, where is it? The deco damn business is so underwater that you don't even deck out your phone. Now you just know in solidarity with the business going under. Thank you. Deco didn't open January 24th. I went to my uncle's funeral January 25th, so I haven't even been here. Oh, my God. Sorry, drama.

So anyway, so I get an email from a supplier being like, guess what we've got? And I'm like, oh, my God, so cute. Right. So I got to get them. So I get these little boo boo charms there, which don't roast me. I'm a new business. I know my margins aren't as good as they should be in some aspects. But these Labu Charms end up being about if I buy them in bulk, 60 cents a thing for me and I sell them for a dollar.

Because it's just an add on, you know? So whatever I said on the stream and people were like, you need to charge more. I was like, shut up. I want to charge what I want to charge. We got to get that to at least 10,000. Shut up. Anyway, nice. So I'm on the what I wanna charge. We gotta get that to at least 10,000. Shut up. Anyway. Nice. So I'm on the phone with Caroline and I get off the phone and I start checking some of my suppliers, these little boo-boos.

Well, first I check a bunch of my suppliers. I'm emailing them and whatever, or I'm trying to just place an order through like our portal or whatever. And a bunch of them are like, won't ship to US all of a sudden. And I'm like, oh no. Oh no. I'm like, gas, what am I going to do? And so I'm like, Oh, and I genuinely don't know how to find

some of these things in America. Like if gunned ahead, I just wouldn't be able to really hard to find a little boo boo supplier in Milwaukee. So then turns out I like, so then I, I email the boo cause I was, we were already like selling out of these little boo-boos are so cute. And so I'm like, they're top of my head. I'm like, oh my gosh, what about the boo-boos?

Am I going to get more? So I email the supplier. They have tripled in price, not because supply and demand, but because of the, the tariffs and and which apparently I think it was a panic is what I learned. So I think that day I was checking was like tariff day or whatever. And so I think all of these suppliers were panicking because now everything's kind of trickling back in at the moment. So I don't know. He's pushed them out. So everything seems available now.

But these little boo boo's, they told they went so expensive. I would have had to charge five dollars a little bit in order to make 40 cent profit on these one inch labooboos. You know what they say about the economy? Labooboos are the canary in the mine. Yeah, this is a recession indicator. Yeah. Labooboos. So my business is going under. Well QD.

What? I knew that this was going to be a topic today. You did? I prepared. I prepared a very special retort to this. Oh, very unique America me up. Marsh be ready on the trailer. And this is custom tailored to you. No, not the boo boo. I asked myself, William, how do you compete in a marketplace that is so overwhelmed by rising cost? Well, you have to become a better business person.

And in this very special America, me up, we're looking outside of America. I thought we were going to say we're going to do chattel slavery. That work wants you're going to look to Brazil. But I see there's a child labor. No, I'm going to show you something. And I want you to take a look because I look Marsh, please pull up the one labeled neon Genesis of them. And I want you to take a look cuz I look Marsh, please pull up the one labeled Neon Genesis Of them, please put please put that on the screen first with volume. This is very important

I'm not gonna tell you what's happening here. We need volume. Okay Okay Dominating Compre o seu antes que o estoque acabe Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan I don't I love Brazil so much. Okay, pause. I'm gonna ask you guys a question. Yeah. What the fuck do you think is happening right here? I think he's selling Neon Evangelion branded cheese. Yes! Okay, continue.

This cheese, I speak a little Spanish, which that wasn't. Is Portuguese? I understand. Is Portuguese, which that wasn't. Is Portuguese. I understand. As portugues, which is somewhat similar. And I heard him, he said Jesus at one point. So I think this is a religious cheese. No. No, I don't, I didn't gather that.

Even though there are religious themes in Evangelio. Is he singing the theme song? Yes. And he's wearing an outfit. Yes. So you're telling me. So, who is a door-to-door cheese salesman who has exploded in Brazil by Recreating the lyrics to theme songs singing them pitch perfectly but changing all the lyrics to his cheese sales

He's gonna get in which they've exploded But not the special one. There's a few videos. Do not pull up the one that you will save for the end and you will know it is. Shh. It's you will know by based on the label. Oh, that's stressful. I'm sorry, Marsh.

Just click one. Marsh Pete himself. Thank you. So this Marsh failed to capture Perfect cosplay I love that. He also always has the hat though Like every cosplay has to feature the hat and the glasses. So he has exploded. He's one of the biggest things on Tiktok.

Now, Marsh, please pull up the special one. This one's for you, Kee Cinderella. Possibly. Well, maybe a way that you can integrate into your Deco Den business. Okay. Oh, that's right. business. Okay. Oh, that's right. Oh, this is just Taylor's version. Oh my god. He said quality cheese for you.

I really want his cheese. It's working. I I wanna taste his cheese. Does he does he get it straight from the cows utter to like is it is a farm? The table just repackages cheese, but he's a door-to-door cheese salesman. What if you set up a cheese? For day I I'm saying all I'm saying is this man is a cheese genius Yeah, and if you could see how he's changed the lyrics, they're all cheese based. Okay, like in that test It's like are you gonna buy some cheese or is it gonna go up in flames? You got to get some Gouda you gotta call my name like he crushes it. Yeah So a lyrical genius. Okay, you just came up with that on the spot. I think you got you got

Listen I saw this man and I've I've rarely been so captivated I watched every single cheese pitch of watch of which there are at least 50 and I don't know Yes, this is I love it. I think it's great. So I have to dress like a little boo boo. And say I want to decorate my phone, even though it's super frivolous. And no one really cares.

You got to. You got to. Yeah, you're not decorating their phone. I don't really know why I open this business. Too many syllables. It's going really down. No, but that's the thing. I'm not making any money. I'm going bankrupt now. But yeah, you had it. You had it. You had it.

Yeah. Cool. Oh, yeah, I'll do that. I think it's a certain I mean, what people need to do. No, I think you did great. Thank you. Yeah, I was just talking about the cheese guy. Yeah, I just think it's a customer service related business that I can ascribe to this guy's grind. Yeah, I mean, we all want his cheese. We all want his cheese.

Yeah. I don't know what it tastes like, but I just want the experience. I don't just want to want him. He's hot. He's desperate. Yeah. Yeah, I have a special you talk girly pop nation that I'm excited about Had to bring one home to hit it. Okay, so Picture this

Picturing it you are a man that owns. I can't picture it Owns all the billboards. Okay. Okay. Your wife dies. Oh, I would put out a billboard for her. Of course. Of course.

Of course. Not one. At least 10. At least like 80. 80. Okay. That's a bit much. I really love her.

You did really love her. At that point, you're just basically being like, see, my wife is dead. But they're tasteful, right? Of course. Will you Google Julia Reagan, Salt Lake City billboards. I saw this. She's so Julia.

What the fuck? Wait, did I see this? Because did you post about this? No, maybe you saw it when you were there. No, they're just everywhere. They're everywhere in Salt Lake, in all of Utah. Oh, that's tasteful. Oh my God. Wait, no, you're spoiling. Go to Google Images.

God damn it, Marsh. Play the cheese video in the background to give us something to listen to. Okay. Okay. There are so many. Just like open, like just look at the plethora. So we will miss you wife, mother, granddaughter. We've gotten love or memory. Oh my God.

He has different styles. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh my God. Gorgina everywhere. Missed every day remembered every moment. This dude is a major wife guy. Like. Oh my God. An apartment building. Yeah, Gorgina everywhere. Missed every day, remembered every moment. Good Lord, I'm mercy.

This dude is a major wife guy. Like, he loved his wife. Yeah, he loved his wife. I mean, it's, I'm not gonna lie, kind of a cute tribute. Like, honestly, could definitely be a movie that does well at Cannes. Yeah. So, it is a... Three billboards in Salt Lake

They're all over Salt Lake all over Utah like you can almost find them anywhere essentially whenever a billboard does not get sold He puts Julia up. How long is the grieving period gonna last? It's been a year and a half. Oh Wait, how long is a Mormon grieving period? What does that mean? There's like in in certain religions there's a period of time in which you must grieve of the loss. Sitting Shiva. Right. You don't know if Julia was Mormon. I mean, come on. Julia Reagan? Billboards? Salt Lake City?

Is she not Mormon? I don't know. She's Mormon. Come on. Come on. She's probably Mormon. I don't know. It's normal. It's normal.

No one with any. No, no one who is pivotal to any industry in the state of Utah is is not going to be Mormon. They have to be Mormon. Otherwise, they wouldn't have existed there. But tell us the resolution to your story. She's the queen of Salt Lake City, Utah. Oh, like everyone to know. Like she fan voted.

Has to be Mormon. I don't know. OK. OK. Posthumously. Are you getting so mad at the point that I believe people will be upset if the billboards get taken down? OK. Bill, her husband, who's still alive. It was his birthday recently. Sure. And he got some happy birthday billboards. So I don't think they need any money.

Like, no, because he's the billboard king. Yeah, he's the billboard king. He's a billboard king. So we've spent a year seeing Julia, right? We love her now. She's the queen. Oh, so they're popular. Oh no. Then.

Oh no. He met someone new and stopped posting billboards. He's in love with a younger woman. That would be crazy. He's having an affair. He posts her only fans billboards. He's in love with a younger woman. That would be crazy. He's having an affair. He posts her only fans billboards. Happy anniversary, babe. Yeah.

Fucking spread it. No, no. Salt Lake Tribune posts that Bill Reagan, Julia's husband, is suing University of Utah Hospital for wrongful death of Julia. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wrongful death? What is he alleging? So she was 81. She, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Wrongful death. What is he alleging? So she was 81. You can't. Okay. So young, so young,

so young, full of life. 81. She went to the hospital because she was thrown up and in the hospital they were like, Oh, you got some, you got some, your lung looks collapsed and you've got some fluid in your tum-tum, not good. So the nurses put on her chart that she needs to be sat up straight. If she has to have her meals sitting up, she needs to sleep sitting up, whatever.

Yeah, right, so she doesn't aspirate. Somebody missed, somebody missed the freaking memo. No. She aspirates, she dies. Oh, no. Yeah. She aspirated. Okay, she, okay, there is a good a good basis for that's a pretty good basis.

I'm gonna say I've been watching a lot of the pit. Have you guys been watching the pit? It's so good. So let me catch you up. No, you don't know what the pit is. The pit is HBO wanted to bring back. No, ER. They wanted to bring back ER.

They couldn't. So they made a show that is the spiritual successor to ER. It's so good. It's phenomenal. But one thing you learn watching the pit, people die like this. Yeah, like they'll be talking to someone and they'll be like, my colon hurts. Yeah.

And when is this real people? No, no, no. What you're what most likely happened. And by the way, this is why I also personally love the pit. Yes. Is that even in the first, this is why I also personally love the pit, is that even in the first episode, right out of the gates, you have the hospital administrator in direct odds with our main character. What's his name? Mike or Robbie? Robbie.

Robbie... Robinowitz. Yeah. So Robbie is the main character. Handsome. Yes. Handsome protagonist. Former character on ER. Oh, he was. Okay. I didn't know that. That's funny. Not the same character, handsome, handsome protagonist. Former character on ER. Oh, he was. Okay.

That's funny. Not the same character, but the actress. Okay. So our handsome protagonist is basically like one of the lead. He's trying to do good medicine and she just wants to get the profits up and customer satisfaction and the cost down. So the hospital administrator coming down and like basically badgering him in the midst of him, like literally trying to do triage to like 11 patients

is a very real story that happens in every hospital in the United States of America right now. I think that's what's happened to Reagan. Which is precisely, this is a very real issue. Hospital administrators do not want to use the existing beds they have in the hospitals because that would mean that they have to hire more nurses. Hospital administrator claims that there's a nurse shortage.

This is a lie, there is not a nurse shortage. Every nurse in this country, in every hospital system that is unionized is constantly trying to strike so that they can demand to the hospital hire more nurses because the nurses per patient percentages are completely out of whack. Hospitals basically use triage and the emergency room as a holdover

instead of hiring more nurses using the additional beds that they have because it's way more costly to have nurses work on a bunch of other patients because they now have full-time nurses, they have benefits, all this stuff, it's very expensive. So instead they will hire traveling nurses to make up for periods of extra demand as contractors. As contractors. 1099s instead of W-2. And they literally will pay those traveling nurses way, way more money than the full-time nurses they have because they're going to leave. They're not full-time. Substitute teachers.

Yeah, but they're not, they don't need to pay them the benefits, right? Yeah, they don't have to pay them the benefits. They can pay them more because they're going to fuck off after the end of that period. The contract is over. So this is a major issue in every hospital. That's why, and also because the poorer people get, the less they get quality care overall. So the more they rely on the emergency rooms, so they increase the stress on the emergency rooms in every hospital.

The pit actually perfectly shows this reality. And that's precisely what most likely happened in the Utah University, what was it? Utah, University of Utah Hospital Utah, University of Utah Hospital. The University of Utah Hospital. Where there was probably two little nurses. And elderly people in particular get the short end of the stick in these environments.

Is that the end of the story though? Well, that's what I'm thinking is now the court case, you know who the people's side is on. Oh, Billboards. That's our queen. And he can influence everybody. Yeah. Brilliant. Yeah, they mess with the wrong guy. I'm telling you, And he can influence everybody. Yeah. Brilliant. Yeah, they mess with the wrong guy.

I'm telling you, that could be a movie. Yeah. By the way, side note, I would love to be on an emergency room show. As a doctor? Yeah, you would be a doctor. You guys don't. We could be patients. I don't even think we should be on. No, because if we had a patient, we would just think we got. We're going to develop a complex. Yeah. Well, you know, we would just think we got it. We're gonna develop a complex. Yeah.

We can't be on it. We will have whatever character we play. You couldn't do a doctor? No. Come on, give me your, like, here, I'm willing and a patient. Surgeons, doctors, he's coding. Oh God. Shit!

Is it yuck? Get the crash card. Ew. Code blue, ICU, code blue. Pause, pause, pause. Ew. Ew. Is he like bleeding? Yes! Yeah, I know. Multiple gunshot wound. Oh, he's deaf. Code blue I see you

Multiple gunshot wound oh he's dead He's gone. Let him go. Yeah, just fucking do the CPR so we don't get sued you are the worst sitcom doctors I've ever seen go through the motions Yeah, I know I don't want it. I've been put him on a ventilator multiple gunshot wounds Yes, how the fuck am I supposed to save him? You need one doctor? Yeah pitches something crazy like yeah, we're gonna open up his sternum pack him full stop the bleeding and he goes We can't do that We can do it. We can't do that doctor We might not make it if we do that because the colostomy bags are We cannot make it if we do that because the colostomy bags are, we're out of colostomy bags. He's not going to make it anyway.

If we send him to, if we send him to surgery, he's not going to make it. I did this tens of times in Rhodesia. Open them up. See, that's what you need. One doctor who's like on the side of sanity. But that's not realistic. Yeah. Why isn't there one doctor that's like yuck? Yeah, exactly.

Yuck? A doctor that has a special skill. You're a fucking trauma surgeon in an emergency room. Why are you still conscious?! Yeah, but I'm a doctor but I've had a bad day. No thanks. Yeah, that's not how it works in the real world. In the real world, he's dead, they throw a sheet on him and move on to the next patient. Yeah!

The real world, I haven't had my freaking coffee! Yeah! Throw a sheet! No thanks! That's what they did! I'm not dead yet! The guy's like, I'm alive! That's what they did to-

Get the sheet off! That's what they did when I was in the emergency room. I walked down here- Doctors T and Shell have lost another patient. No! It's fine. I have a record. Hospital administrator comes down and is like, you guys are great because no one is unsatisfied because they're all dead.

When they die- We are very low on sheets though. We just got a call from Bill Reagan. He's gonna be suing you too. When I was in the hospital, I walked past a couple rooms and there was just sheets over people. They were sleeping.

I don't know, I don't know. You walk past and you're like, oh, they're all dead. I don't think they leave out dead bodies. Well, I don't, well, they, I mean, what are they else they gonna do with it? I'm not gonna lie for. There's of you are so willing to give up on We're doing Rhodesian body pack what if I touch them and I get it? Yeah Affiliated with a gang and now they're mad that I-

Exactly. This is crazy. Now you're thinking. This is literally- A rival role-play we've done. This is the most disappointing thing. They're affiliated with a gang. I saved them. You're worried that you didn't save the gang members?

They freaking come for me. Well then they're going to kill you anyway. They're going to be like, oh you put a fucking sheet on them. Oh no. Yeah, but you could get a paycheck from the gang that you- you know what I mean? We'd have to go on the run. The rival gang? Now you're a part of the gang war.

Now you're a part of the gang war. Fuck. Now you're a part of the gang war. Fuck. Now you're a paycheck from the gang that you you know what I mean that would have to go on the run Now you're a part of the gang war Fuck it. Let's just be family physicians. We don't have to do hospital Family positions family position it'd be like a your numbers are a little wacky refer to this specialist Guys that audition for the pit was tough. Maybe we need a hospital show with shitty doctors. Yeah.

No. Yeah. Why would we do that? I don't know. Because it's realistic. Yeah. It's more relatable. I think so.

Pretty realistic. I think medicine is still like people who practice it are pretty. I think they got to be tired. They'd rather be watching TikTok. Yeah. Okay. Well, if anybody on the pit sees this and would like to come on the pod, we'd be happy to have you. And those two will be extras. I'm not interested.

They can imagine being an extra on the pit. Yeah, we're not interested. They're de-gloved. The train de-gved my leg and and they have to put it back together And would you hang on on the pit if they I would get all in you? This guy's just for the honor of having what he hanged on Hanging dong for free the last couple days progress picks are getting worse. Yeah He's been I saw dong the other day and I'm'm like what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm with your fucking to your dress to the editor put the progress big progress big

Full mirror fucking now you're yeah, what is going on? I said stop get me to come home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Put it on a billboard. I know. I said stop. I said yuck. Come home. The first one you could deny that you knew what you were doing. The second one you know, I don't know what the crash did you did you did you fluff it up a little bit? No. No. It's just that big. It's not even supposed to be that you see it? I didn't see it. It's on my arm. It's just off the mirror. It's your fault for looking at it. Speak... Look, I didn't look at it, first of all. It was it was a briefly placed in

the mirror. Yeah, I didn't look at it. Yeah, you seemingly you did. Don't humor yourself. I'm just saying. And even if I did look at it, it would have been a friendly look. Okay. It would have been like, hey brother it's even if I did look at it. It would have been a friendly look Okay, it'd been like hey brother. It was like you did look at hey brother. Hey And it looked quite girthy yeah, you've been looking really good lean I Wanted to bring something up because I needed it. I wanted to confront you on the podcast cutie I didn't want to call you and tell you about this Marsh pull up a photo that I was scrolling across my timeline Yeah, I know I was like I needed you put this in we could blur it out and post my naked but um oh

QT Cinderella what the fuck is this oh? We're gonna try to put on home. This is good. What is going this? Oh, we're gonna try to put it on. Hold on. What is going on? I was going across my feed and I saw a photo of Ludwig's ass. What is going on? He's fully cheeks out. And this was on stream.

Yeah, what is going on? Wait, on Twitch? How did he not get banned? He's done some stuff that I regret him doing. Okay, so, how did he not get away with this done some stuff that I regret him doing. Okay, so We how did he not get banned? I? Don't know Well, I shouldn't say that take him down take him know I take him five years ago So no, this was what is going on 20 he was doing like a 2020. Yeah. Oh my god

Oh, this is old. I thought this is new Was it an accident? No, it was 2020. He was doing like a marbles game or something, and it landed on get shot by a paintball. And of course, he has to show his butt on stream. Well, yeah. And then, yeah, slime shot him in the butt with a paintball.

Oh, I don't. Okay. Why is I thought this was new hot news right off the press. No, I thought this was all fresh. Well, you had a bookmark. Lot of people have shown his butt lots of times. So damn it. Okay.

Well, I thought this was all. I thought this was fresh news. I liked it. Thank you. I thought I prepared it before. Did you ever see the picture he posted of his butt? No. Oh, here.

Oh, my God. No. I mean, you're getting him excited. No. Once you've seen one,, you've seen them all. That's crazy. It's crazy. It's actually not true.

Once you've seen one butt, you need to see more. You compare the butts. You know what I mean? I know what you mean. It just cranks up your appetite for a little bit more cheeks. Yeah, I feel ya. Yeah. Speaking of which. They. Yeah, I feel you. Yeah. Speaking of which.

There, Marsh, I sent it. Speaking of butt cheeks, I don't know. I didn't go to Coachella, which is butt cheeks, sucked. You still can. I don't know, I was looking for a transition. Wow. Oh yeah, I've seen that one. That's the best butt picture he's taken.

It's incredible, incredible. Are you attracted to that? I'm curious, genuinely speaking, can you bring it back, Marsh? Are we, I'm genuinely curious as a woman, are you attracted to those butt cheeks? Do you like that? Do you like what you see?

Do you like your man to be caked up like that? I don't think I have a butt preference. Okay. So then it's just going to waste, because he's got a whole lot of ass He's got a whole lot of ass. Yeah, you don't ever just go up and swat that and you ever say I hit him a lot I like to make that I do hit him Wait, okay

You punch him in the balls, especially when I'm mad no you're going further Okay Especially when I'm mad. You're going further. Open palm. Do you strike him? Throughout the day. When he's bad. Sometimes it's just the sport of it. Does it bounce back? Does it ricochet back at you? Austin, you want so much information about this.

You can touch it. You can ask. Ludwig is, look, nothing is more unattractive to me than a straight man. Ha ha! Freudian! Ludwig is look nothing is more attractive unattractive to me than a straight If you're straight is off limits period yeah, I look at us on you know not interested right yeah, okay um It'd be like it's too weird. We're like brothers and actually have you seen my lotus. I Mean I would touch anyone's butt. That's my like a girl. I would also touch any guy's butt. You want me to touch it right now?

I'm saying I'll get you sick. What is happening? I don't think it has to be sexual. You can touch his butt. Yeah, you can platonic leash. Yeah, like a football. You can platonic leash touch. Ruysha!

Give it a smack. Yeah. I'm just trying to make him feel better. I think he was feeling a little gay about it. Yeah. So I was gonna bring up, again, didn't go to Coachella. You know, I'm just trying to make him feel better He was feeling a little gay about it. Yeah So I was gonna bring up again didn't go to Coachella Disappointed because one of my favorite bands Green Day played at Coachella and I can't go to weekend to well one of my favorite songs from Green Day is American Idiot and

One I got to thinking last night. I was like I, you know what a shirt that would go so fucking hard is? A lyric from that song, maybe I'm the faggot, America on a shirt, go really fucking hard. And it probably exists, but then I got to to thinking what if it started a movement and all of a sudden like Debra's and Karen's it became like a staple of liberal resistance and all these Debra's and Karen's and then they nominate you yeah who made the shirt yep to be president yeah and then you make it illegal to be straight yeah speaking of which I'm warming up to the idea of you running for office.

Why? Because I'd like a cabinet position. Oh, what would you want to go to the governor's ball? Yeah. We want to we want it. We want we want to go to the White House. I'd like to be the D.O.T. secretary, department of transportation secretary. OK. Just so you can, so you can put your fingers, grumble little fingers over the airplanes. That's what you want.

Yeah, would you hire us in the administration? I don't want to be in the administration, but can I go to the governor's ball? No. Why? That's stupid. You're not allowed anywhere near me. Why are you being mean? Yeah, why can't she go?

Why am I being mean? If you became president, would you forget about us? Yes. What the heck? You wouldn't, okay, question. I'm not becoming president. Can you deny, can you confirm or deny that you will run for office?

Yes, I can, I can deny it. I'm not running for office. Ever? Senator? Never. Well, you should run for office. I don't know. Now. There's no shot.

Head of your intelligence agency. Oh, come on. Just run for it. Stop being a pussy. That's how it is. Not how this works. Right. Such a cool anime ending to our friendship. If you became a president, made me the head of the intelligence. And then you have to assassinate you. And then you kill me.

We do the part. We'd have to move to Washington DC. We'd do the pod. I'd move to Washington DC. Eugh. I don't know about that. If he was the president... He could fly in for the pod. We could do it from the Oval Office. You could fly in. Ooh.

Air Force One? Oh my god. Could you give me the jet? I'll take it to fucking Cabo for the weekend. Air Force One. Come on. He can't be president. He doesn't know how to golf. That's true. I don't know how to golf. That would probably give me a leg up though. Because I'd have to do presidential shit instead of golfing. Stupid.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, families back together. Family's back together. Cutie, I want to give you the floor. Any wisdom you can share with people. She hates this. Turns out if your dad sneezes on you, you will get cold. So ask him not to nicely, not in like a funny way, because then he'll keep doing it. And also, I found out that Seinfeld, I really like it.

I've been rewatching it. Good show. But Larry David was too afraid to be Jerry Seinfeld in the show. And so he had Seinfeld play Seinfeld. and then Seinfeld got really famous off of Larry David. And sometimes you should take your own shots. Well he did Jason Alexander play his character. No yeah. He was supposed to. Yeah.

He was supposed to be Jason Alexander. George. Okay. I got this information from stupid ass Caroline. So how do you feel now? He's supposed to be. He's supposed to be George. Why did you tell me that?

No, no, she didn't. I think you misunderstood what she was saying. You absolutely did. Well, Jason Alexander ended up in Pretty Woman, and so don't miss the shots you should have taken. But then Larry Bird. No, Larry David wasn't afraid to be in a curb your enthusiasm. So sometimes it just takes a while to get some confidence.

And maybe you're just a Larry David Can we get that with one of those like scrolls with like the inspirational music Thank you. Yeah There are people they'll come what happened over here when I was gone, oh Did you spill jerk-off competition? I got first. It was crazy. You super missed out. Oh, you definitely You definitely spilled You can't jerk it! Why does it smell like soup in this entire room?

There's soup everywhere, okay idiot? Where were you? He was pooping. I knew it! I knew it! You were pooping? Yeah. You're off your schedule. I am. Yeah, what is going on?

Because I'm not sleeping.