Fear& - QTCinderella Says It ft. AMP Agent | Fear&

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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For free assistance, call the Connex Ontario helpline at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. What's Ute? Like a Ute. Like a Waze Ute. Yeah, like you call them YNs in 2024. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Oh my God. Don't say that. We've got to cut that out. Oh my God. Oh my God. You have your A's. You have your... Ladies and gentlemen, we survived another happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween. Kitty, you look... Kitty! You look good, but, like, in a shitty way. You look like the protagonist of an HBO thriller, like, at her lowest moment, where she's like, oh, my God. Like, hot girl shit, but also, like, definitely, you're in the dumps. I feel like I'm fine. So that's crazy.

I think it was the posturing. Yeah, that's the pose. What happened? What happened to your forehead? I don't know. Right? You have a bruise. It's massive.

Is Ludwig hurting you? It's a bump. Blink twice if Ludwig is being here. Do I have to kill him? Dude, it's a big ass bump. By the way, guys, we have a guest today. Oh, that's right. That's how we start off here. Yeah, that's right. That's why we started off here.

Yeah, that's right. Agent 00. Yeah! This is how we always start it. We got a very special guest in the building, A.P.'s very own agent. That's right. Appreciate you guys for having me, man.

That's right. Yeah, last night I saw him at Cutie Cinderella's party. I was like, you have to come on the podcast. And also, more importantly, we have to ball. Yeah, I did. I did say that. I said, I'm down to do that too. Can you ball? I'm alright. I've definitely won my fair share of games.

But then he told me something. He's Canadian, so he's pushing it down. Don't leak the thing I told you. He told me his resume and then I thought maybe I should probably practice. No, he literally... Originally, when we first started talking, he's like, I've seen you ball. I think I can cook you. I've seen maybe I should probably practice. No, he literally is. Okay, so originally when we first started talking, he's like, I've seen you ball. I think I can cook you.

I've seen you shoot and dribble. And you shoot and dribble like. That's a big part of the game. Yeah, the plumbers in the 60s. You know, in the 60s they used to play plumber basketball. Oh my God. Segregation hoops. You hoop like them a little bit.

Yeah, back then when we were on top. What? We as in. I was zoned out for a while. Before the three-point line and dunking, he's right. Mostly black people being allowed to play basketball. Yeah, that was a big factor, too. That was a big factor, too.

That made a big difference. That really hurt the staff. And that's why the Boston Celtics championships, half of them don't count. Yeah. Oh, I agree with that. Yeah. But in any case, and then I told you what I did and you were like, never mind. I got a train, but I still do it, though. I've been I shouldn't have told you that, though.

No, it's fine. It's better. It's better because like I don't like when I'm surprised by how amazing somebody is. Like, you know, like because like just be upfront with me, because if I play you in Call of Duty and you're a pro, but you like play it down and I get slammed. I'm like, you could have just told me that. That's true, but I'm not a pro. And I'm ass. And you're going to be me now because I had like a lucky streak. He used to be good. And then he got on his big fitness kick

and he plays like two hours of basketball every day almost. And now he's very good. He's very good. I would say he's very good. He's just gassing me. Very. He's very good amongst. We used to? I would say he's very good. I don't know. He's just gassing me up. He's very good amongst friends. We used to split points. The last time I played him, he destroyed me.

And how good are you? Not good. Okay. I'll tell you this much. Back when I wasn't very good, I played Ludwig at shit camp. And I beat Ludwig with only my left hand 11-0. And that experience.

Ludwig is a dirty player, though. And yeah, and that experience. Dirty like Pat Bev? Like, yeah, he'll beat the shit out of you. All right. Like Cash Nasty. Yeah. He's throwing bows.

He's throwing bows for sure. Yes. Oh, also, speaking of which, which cash nasty actually wants to play as well hey good luck i gotta i've heard from chris that he this is so outside of the scope of interest of our audience oh my god i've just realized like i don't know who the fuck any of these people are cash nasty he's a basketball content creator he's notorious for like having this massive like win loss record and he's like a very and he's a very psychological basketball player, is what Chris said.

And he also is a very, yeah, they were saying he plays bully ball. He's just an imposing man. You better show up with the referee. Yeah, he is very act. But yeah, after the video that I shot with Jesser, he was hitting me up to be like, we got to play.

So he's trying to get his licks in. I don't know. We'll see. I'm not very good. I just got lucky at a couple of's trying to get his licks in. I don't know. We'll see. I'm not very good. I just got lucky at a couple different. Not according to this panel here. I got very lucky a couple different times. It's fine.

I mean, you've seen me with the game winner over Max, I assume. That's like, and you're still like, eh, he's all right. You're a whole foot taller than him. That's true. That is true. That helps in basketball. In any case uh we are not going to be talking about that the whole episode don't worry guys last night yeah last night

uh we met and we hung out at cutie cinderella's event yeah halloween party are you hung over i'm so hung over it's actually insane it's the first time i've drank and like i don't know how long i don't think i've ever seen you turn up like that uh well stupid caroline and i respectfully okay we're going drink for drink yeah that's like that's like normal party stuff it was stupid we're both yeah it's normal party stuff well i guess i'm 30 but she's like 35 so okay wait is caroline there no no she's taxed some years on her. Damn. I'm just having fun.

That's fucked up. How old are you? I'm 28. It feels nice to actually meet you. Okay, you're fucking old too. Shut up. Usually I'm the oldest one in the room.

Yeah, exactly. You're the youngest today. Isn't fucking, what's his face, Duke Dennis. He's the oldest one. Yeah,

but like, it's really just us. How old is he? He's 30. Oh, he's only 30? Damn, okay.

I always thought he was a boomer. Yeah, it okay i was like i always thought he was a boomer yeah it depends who you ask yeah if you're 30 you're a boomer yeah yeah you're like boomer adjacent i remember the best of your way yeah don't be don't be comfortable in your age okay it's already too late for me like i feel like my gaming skills are already decreasing oh yeah i may be cooked yeah that's how it happens um But the thing I was going to mention about your party is, well, two things. One, you're Muslim, and last night was the

only time... Listen, let me explain. Last night was the only time where I felt a sense of shame. So I walk up, and I normally don't drink, but not out of like religious purposes or anything like that. I'm not like a very big I'm not I'm not a very good Muslim, very bad Muslim, as a matter of fact. But I normally don't drink because I'm old and a curmudgeon. But last night I was drinking and I walked up to you and I was like, you don't drink.

Right. And you're like, no. And that was the first time, I think, in a very long time where I felt like a sense of shame and i was like you don't drink right and you're like no and that was the first time i think in a very long time where i felt like a sense of shame where i was like oh no oh god this is fucked up but um but still down the drink though yeah i still downed it yeah i mean i already got it despite that shade yeah it became taboo it was more satisfying yeah so why don't you drink i actually don't like talking about it when i go out places because like there's usually two reactions people give me they'll be like they'll give you like the you're a little baby reaction like oh that's so

that's so good like i wish i was like you or they'll just like try and peer pressure you to drink yeah they can't just be like oh okay that's cool and then just move on or the third thing where you're like i feel a sense of shame now about my... Yeah, and I don't want to make people feel bad because it's not like a decision out of being better. Like, I just know myself. I can barely control Lay's ketchup chips, gang. I'm cooked if I try like a substance that's actually addictive, you know? That's funny.

That's a good choice. I've always said that about cigarettes. I love the smell of cigarettes. I love it. It's almost... I thought you were saying Lay's ketchup chips were too intoxicating for you. And I was like, I didn't said that about cigarettes. I love the smell of cigarettes. I love it. It's almost, I thought you were saying I can't smoke. Ketchup chips were too intoxicating for you. And I was like,

I didn't know this. Yeah. He's a Canadian. Yeah. We got ketchup chips. That is like Canadian crack, right? There's ketchup chips for sure.

Awesome. I love ketchup chips. Have you ever tried drinking? No, never, never. Good choice. You don't eat pork.

Have you ever accidentally had pork? I don't remember. Probably have. Maybe like a jelly bean or whatever. What? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Certain types of gelatin.

Marshmallows. What? Yeah. I always thought that was just sugar. No. No, they have pork fat in it, I think. Or pork gelatin in it. And jello is hoes.

It's not halal. Yeah. There's different types of gelatin so it depends on what's in there but damn you know if you don't know it's not the end of the world like there's way worse sins than eating gelatin yeah true so yeah i don't know i don't know about that not if you ask that not if you ask turkish people it's weird they drink alcohol but the pork is the one thing that they're like it's pork and uh that's the main one actually like it's pork like people not eat pork and act like they're really good yeah i know i i you know i know

motherfuckers that do drugs and and drink out of all gamble but they don't eat pork they're like hold on yeah i feel like people sometimes i might be a good muslim because i don't eat you might qualify but like yeah dead, yeah, dead-ass things. Sometimes people think, like, religion is very restrictive. But it truly just depends on how you see it. It could give you, like, a framework and a structure for how to live a peaceful, like, prosperous life. Because I feel like without it, you could also just be lost. And there's a lot of people that just feel like they don't have a purpose.

And I think that's the one main benefit. More than ever. And I think it gives you discipline, too. Like, it's not easy to pray five times a day. A lot of days I airball and I just make them up later but like yeah bro i'll be trying but it's hard it just depends on your environment you know yeah okay well don't worry we're not gonna be talking about uh islam any longer but this is not like a couple people yeah this is turning into like an interrogation it's like so when did you come into the country but yeah actually i will ask you about that so you're from canada originally yeah what part It's turning into like an interrogation. It's like, so when did you come into the country?

But yeah, actually, I will ask you about that. So you're from Canada originally. Yeah. What part? Like the east north side of Toronto. I bounced around a bit. Okay. So I knew this already.

So I got to ask you, what the fuck is wrong with the Toronto accent? It's not a Toronto accent. It's just made up. Most people in Toronto sound like me. But there's like a, it's like, that's like the hood accent. But also just made up. Most people in Toronto sound like me, but there's like a, it's like, that's like the hood accent, but also they could turn it off. Like they choose to turn it on.

There's a small. Can you do it? No, I can't do it. I didn't grow up in the areas where people did that. Wait, what is it?

I don't know what you're talking about. Pull up, pull up the, no, please don't bro. No, pull up the girl who's like, if,

if that is true, then you smoked at you. You don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, I smoked at you. You don't... What is her name? I don't know. You know exactly who I'm talking about. This is pain for him. I'm punishing him. Look up Toronto

accent TikTok. It'll come up. There's a million of them. TikTok has done irreparable harm to Toronto. That's the girl. Yeah. Plush. Why are you so crazy? Thank God. Oh, no.

Thank God. Why don't I have speakers? I stole it because my speakers were busted. You're such a piece of shit. I stole it because my speakers were busted, but it's his fault because I fucking told him. I will never blame Marsh for anything ever in my life. True. That's actually smart.

This is your fault. Yeah. This is Marsh's fault. No. Well, anyway, it just sounds like a bunch of accents ran from different directions and collided. Yeah, it's mainly Jamaican, though. Yeah. Because there was, like, especially 20 years ago, there was a lot of Jamaicans in Toronto,

so we borrowed a lot from that culture. But also they say, like, Ute, which is like a Philly thing. I don't know about that. What's Ute? Like a Ute. Like a Waze Ute. Yeah, like you call them YNs in 2024? I have no clue these words you're saying to me.

No one here calls them YNs. Oh, okay, yeah. What's a YN? That's like a, it's a young. Am I saying something bad? Technically you say it naked, but you do. Oh my God, don't say that. You're going to cut that out. Oh my God. Oh my God. Don't say that. You're going to cut that out.

Oh my God. Oh my God. You have your. Hey, you have your. You have your sin of moment. That's the open. That's the open right there. That's so bad.

Why did you just say that? Because I don't think of that. I'd just be saying it. Yeah. Why did no one say anything? You said it so naturally. I felt like you had said it before It's just a way to describe what I'm so stressed. Yeah, it's okay. I don't think it is

No, this is why I want to be on the crash dummies podcast Because you just wait for me to repeat words like a dumbass parent and say, what does this word mean? What does this word mean? But that's cool, though. I know you didn't mean it a little bit. The second word or the first word? No, like everybody use it, though. It's just like lingo.

The second word. What do you mean? Like YN. You said yout. No, no, no, no. No, it's a different word. Okay. No.

The second word. Never say that again. You think I just said the answer? Yes. Cutie, cutie cutie why wait you just said that yeah we're fucking no but like it's kind of like saying n word like you're not saying the n word you're not saying but it's just the word the acronym n but if but i feel like people shouldn't get comfortable white people should not get

comfortable saying it in general no i'll say it now no i'm changing my screen but like that's that's another tiktok thing where like everyone says it now yeah yeah there was a whole like dialogue about that it's kind of an impossible word to police and you know i'm saying when the camera's not on hella people be letting it fly so yeah hell yeah what well no not in these circles we are very we're we're- We're PC. We're very PC. What does PC mean? Politically correct.

Oh. It's another way of saying it. Yeah. I mean, actually, that is true. Like, I don't have any, like, I mean, in college it was different. But since I moved out to L.A. and, like, the friends I have out here, they don't even say the R word. You said it growing up? Me?

I grew up in Turkey. It's a big thing in Turkey? It's a, oh, okay. I want to show you something. I never said the N word. I said a lot of the F word growing up.

The F word was going around hot. For people that don't know, the Ottoman Empire never participated in shadow slavery. There's not a lot of black people in Turkey. So they pass no no no i'm gonna let me explain i'm fucking with you it's like it's like going to china and if you're like a black person going to china they're they're they treat you differently but it's like it's almost not the same energy from what i

understand from what my friends have told me that it's like, uh, it's, uh, it's otherizing, but it's not like racist in the same way that like a white person in Alabama might be racist. Right. I don't know. They, they can be racist for sure. No,

for sure. But it's like, it's more so like, Oh, I've never seen a black person before type of situation. But in Turkey, just like the rest of the world where there are not, if there are not a lot of black people in your country,

uh, everyone is fascinated with American culture, which is black culture. There's a Turkish rapper who has the N-word tattooed on him. Not with a hard R. Not with a hard R, with a soft A. No? In English? In English. Not even the language he speaks? No, we don't even have a real N-word in Turkish.

Is there an American equivalent to that? When people put Japanese text on japanese all the time yeah definitely it got to be an equivalent to that all the time yeah like annalena jolie has like what like hindi faith scrolls like on her back like right here yeah people do that all the time yeah but i've always i've always found it fascinating because he he like came to America and he like, I forget where he went. I think it was like Compton. And he like shot a music video. No,

no, no. He just shot a music video. Cause he's foreign. So like they fucked with him. Like they weren't, they didn't think he was like bad. Oh,

they just thought it was funny. Yeah. They thought it was like a zoo animal. Kind of. Yeah. They were like, they're like, what the fuck is this guy doing? It's actually insane. Oh yeah. But it was like a Turkish rapper. Let of. They were like, what the fuck is this guy doing?

That's actually insane. Yeah, but it was like a Turkish rapper. Let me see if I can find it. Marsh, if you Google Turkish rapper N-word tattoo, it might come up. Did it come up? Wow. Wow. Is that NLE Choppa?

Yeah, it's NLE Choppa. I'll try a bit. Wow. Yeah. Okay, if I can find it i'll i'll show you but no i don't um i'm saying that in college people would let it rip ah there's a lot of people that do that no cap yeah or they'll let it slip well that too i feel like if you let it rip you let it slip that's just that's the that's the principle if you're saying it like off camera or if you're comfortable enough saying it then you probably will inevitably say it on camera a tough position to be in yeah i'm not gonna lie

because there's a lot of music with that word in it and memorizing lyrics you have the word in your brain now you're thinking about it yeah i can see you thinking about it. I only don't memorize lyrics always. Taylor Swift says the N-word plot. She never says it. That would be a bold new direction for her career. That would be crazy.

That dramatically redefines that statement that she had where she was like, let's go back to the 1700s. Yeah, she did say that. Only the good parts? Yeah, without the racism. Only the good parts. That is what she said.

What was going on in the 1700s? Oh, rickets? Slavery. Yeah, plantations and shit. Yeah. They took like a bath a week. Who would want that? I don't know.

I think it's because it's like that era is so romanticized in like romance novels. But it's not even like Jurassic Park I get is dinosaurs. Okay. Get to see some dinosaurs. Yeah. You feel me? Why can't she do a song about dinosaurs?

She. Maybe she has. Actually. She did a song about a cat roaring and that's kind of like dinosaurs. It's nothing like a dinosaur. It's nothing. Any song about birds? Birds kind of share dinosaur.

Birds. Yep. There's some birds. i would say bigger than the whole sky there's birds talks about a bird flapping its wings over asia so kind of the same thing i'm a bit of an encyclopedia yeah swift cyclopedia thank you any other questions about taylor specifically she's actually doing her indianapolis show tonight um why aren't you there? I was watching. She's met her. Like she would remember you? No, not in any world. She doesn't. I think she does. How difficult is she to reach?

Is she like LeBron level of good luck? Yeah. I think it's harder than that. I would say she's almost more on reach. I think I could reach Kamala Harris before I could reach Taylor Swift. That's not that crazy of a statement. You definitely could.

Yeah. I think I could do a stream with Donald Trump before I could say hello to Taylor Swift. Who's the one person you want to do a stream with that's impossible to reach? It was Kobe. Oh, man. It was. Wait, what do you mean it was? How long ago did you stream?

Oh, no. I've been doing YouTube for 12 years, but it's always been Kobe. In my head, I'm like, I can't wait to meet Kobe. Wait, what do you mean it was? How long ago did you stream? Oh, no, I've been doing YouTube for 12 years. But, like, it's always been Kobe. Like, in my head, I'm like, I can't wait to meet Kobe. Oh, okay. I cried when he died. Oh, my God. Me too.

It was so shocking. I remember I was in the parking lot at work, and I was sobbing because MJ gave his speech. And it was so. Aside from that, though, probably just Dave Chappelle or Messiah Jewelry. Yeah, you have some thoughts? About Dave Chappelle? No, immediately. I do. Do you have some thoughts? About Dave Chappelle? I do have some thoughts. I've hung out with him before.

That's what I was thinking about. I want it to happen naturally. He is accessible. I want him to want me. I need him to slide. Or Messiah Jury. He's like the president of the Raptors. I went to school. I was a huge Raptor. Or Masai Ujiri. He's like the president of the Raptors. But I went to school.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so I was a huge Raptor fan. I still am, obviously. But the franchise sucked for 10 years because they prioritized profits over team. And then I got so tight one day, I decided I'm going to change this shit. And so I dead ass went to school, studied sport management. My goal was to be the GM of the Raptors. That's awesome.

Just to make sure they could win a championship in my lifetime. But he won and did it. Like he got Kawhi, he built the perfect team, and then we went and won the championship. So like that's literally, that's the GOAT to me. I think the next thing y'all need to do is go back to the 90s logo. They just did this year. Did they?

This year. Which they shouldn't have done because our team is going to suck this year. So like it feels like we kind of wasted a great moment on a team that isn't gonna make the playoffs but um but yeah day chapelle will be my answer okay we go to the comedy store he hangs out there a lot yeah i'm gonna go to i just seen a few on the drive honestly like as i've been going around la i really want to go to laugh factory i don't know how i don't know if people still go there but i used to go laugh i do i think comedy room is probably the best though like out of all these places.

I've never been a Laugh Factory fan because each institution has their own vibes and has their own routine headliners or people that just pop in. And I think... Wouldn't you say the Comedy Store... I used to work at Laugh Factory, so I'm a little... Oh, yeah.

But I think Comedy Store is much more like the living heartbeat of comedy in Los Angeles. Laugh Factory feels like McDonald's. Okay, like fast food. It's just like- Comedy Store- Like it's cool. Once you get the okay, you're good to drop in.

So if you go in for a show, like a bunch of comics might drop in depending on what room you're in. Laugh Factory is one room, very structured. You know who you're going to see. Save a very structured you know who you're gonna see save a few comedians okay i could see that because my last time i haven't went in a while honestly but i went in new york one time and just on some shit no tickets nothing i could swear on here yeah oh yeah on some shit and so uh but they let us in because the one group didn't come front row so we walked in a little late and john mulaney and chris rock were performing but because we walked in late they were making jokes about us and Chris Rock were performing, but because we walked in late

They were making jokes about us I was dying laughing so I look he like those type of moments are awesome And I don't like the show to be too big neither. I like a small show you gotta go to Groundlings ground link improv comedy I like improv though best improv Stage in the world probably is Groundlings in Los Angeles. It's crazy. They're so good. I'll go.

He graduated from all the comedy schools. That's fine. He did all the improv schools, right? Yeah. I did UCB 101. That's it. What is that? Upright Citizens Brigade.

They sound really cool when they say it at the same time. Let me tell you a little bit about him. It's the lamest. Whoa, whoa. I mean a little bit about improv. It's the lamest. Whoa, whoa. I mean, I'm just saying it's kind of lame now. It's about having fun. So what is it? Yeah, we still don't know what it is.

It's improv class. Oh, it's just like a class? Is it a one-day class or do you have to go home? No, it's like a school. Groundlings is actually super intensive. I love how I asked and then i asked more questions like clarifying questions and i get hit with a no you fucking idiot the whole time no no no i was saying like no it's like long yeah all right yeah you gotta take notes super

intensive the groundlings course will take you like five years to make it through the whole thing at least with a graduate degree maybe yeah yeah no you do you thing. Leave with a graduate degree, maybe. Yeah, no, you do. You graduate. With a degree in comedy. Yeah, and if you're... And there's like a top class. All right, okay, all right. This is why I said it was lame. Because it is kind of like that.

So it's a... The early levels are pretty fun, whatever. And then as you go up, they get more intensive and they scrutin fun, whatever. And then they, as you go up, they get more intensive and they scrutinize you more. And then if they fail you at any point, you're like out of school. Yeah. Oh Lord. Oh yeah. Yeah. You dump a lot of money into it and then they just cut you. And also on top of that, like the last class, like the,

how many people are in it? Are you talking about the groundlings? Drownlings? Yeah. It's like 30 people and they have like a lifelong spot and until one of them leaves you can't yeah there's like a roster at the tippy top but it's like when you get to that position like you're getting looked at by like snl you're working you're getting you know commercials everything are comics happy no um i think to be funny you need a radical sense of empathy that comes from a sadness i don't think that's the answer is no the short version okay got it because yeah like i like

trying shit a lot so there's a bunch of shit i tried in my life like just random ass skills like archery i'm a decent archer like um like i'll just learn random skills like wait you're a good archer i I'll just learn random skills. You're a good archer? I'm not good, but I'm decent, though. Yeah, it's just random. I like learning random skills. So right now I'm on a car binge. I want to learn how to track.

I want to learn how to drift. And I want to learn how to work on cars. For no reason. The car you purchase is not very good for that. Yeah, I'm not going to touch that at all. I dropped it off at the dealer, actually, before I came. Wait, what car do you have? See what you did?

I mean We're trying to get a TikTok clip man What do you mean? I just bought a Ferrari SF90 SF90 That's really fast I have a Subaru Super fast

That was a horseback Also you went on a week What do you mean Oh see what you did You went on No the whole chat's like You showed it to everyone I know they're saying like

This is his kid Stop talking about his Ferrari. Ever since he bought his Ferrari, he's been acting different. Yeah. But you bought it or you rented it? No. Yeah, I bought it. So what happened to it?

Why did he take it back? Who took it back? You just said you dropped it off at the dealership. Oh, to get service. Oh. When you have a Ferrari, if you miss your service, the whole warranty's cooked. What? So you got to hit him on time.

You just got it. It's like driving a spaceship. There's like crazy restrictions, too. You can't wrap it. You can't modify it. This Ferrari world is crazy. I was trying to get it insured. They're like, bro, this insurance, you can't even touch this insurance unless you

come to our parties. I'm like, well, I just want to insure my car, but there's like stipulations. There's things you can't do. Are you in the Illuminati? It's weird. That's weird. It's so weird. The Bugatti has a launch button that if you ever use it, it voids all the warranties. What is it?

Oh, what a temptation. It's so fast. Yeah. The shiny red button. Yeah, it's fucked up. That's crazy. Yeah. It's wild.

And like you could do things to get banned from ever buying one again. It's pretty easy to do that isn't there a leveling system too from what i understand god i'm on i this is so much it's like it's like anything don't this is like no it's car talk shit it's like my whenever i whenever i express interest in anything even a little bit and it's probably because of his bitch ass that i see so much fucking car shit but But Ferraris have a leveling up system. You can't just get one of the... Ferraris will release their latest model

and it's super exclusive. Oh, it's like Birkin bags. Yeah, you have to buy a Ferrari, like an entry-level Ferrari to be able to... Or have the craziest plug. You had a crazy plug. No, I bought mine... But the SF90 is not...

That's an exclusive one, isn't it? No, no, no. SF90 is not exclusive. It's production. So they could print an infinite amount of those if they wanted to. No, I bought mine. But the SF90 is not like, that's an exclusive one, isn't it? No, no, no. SF90 is not exclusive. It's production. So they could print an infinite amount of those if they wanted to, which doesn't stop me. I actually like people having the same car I have because it feels like we're in a brotherhood or a sisterhood or a family. How expensive are they?

With like eight other people. Yeah. A brotherhood of people who can purchase a $500,000 car. Yeah, they're like half a mil now. Oh my God. It was a million four years ago though. And they're like one of the best cars in the world. Yeah. What a bargain.,000 car. Yeah, they're like half a mil now. Oh my God. It was a million four years ago though. And they're like one of the best cars in the world. What a bargain.

Coupon. Yeah, but no. So yeah, you can do that. But honestly, I know people that have like eight Ferraris. Don't you get nervous of like getting beat up for your car? Hell no. Like Jason got me that Cartier bracelet. I said, I can't wear this.

I'll get like mugged. Don't worry. It's probably Yim Queeve. It's vague. It's Cartier bracelet. I said, I can't wear this. I'll get like mugged. Don't worry. It's probably Yem Queeve. It's fake. It's Cartier. It's actually. Everyone accused him of that. And so he had to pull up the receipt and prove that it was real.

Oh, man. But it would have been funny if it was fake. Yeah, but I'm afraid to wear it. I'd be afraid to have a nice car. I understand that. But realistically, like most people don't really know what like I don't know how much that is because I don't know anything about jewelry or how much your pearls. Nothing. I don't even know if those are pearls. I genuinely don't know., most people don't really know. I don't know how much that is because I don't know anything about jewelry or how much your pearls. Nothing.

I don't even know if those are pearls. I genuinely don't know. But most people don't. They're going to steal what they think costs money. I bet your car costs money. But you can't steal a whole Ferrari. And I'm in Atlanta. So everybody's strapped.

So you're on your best behavior. You can't try nothing unless you want to roll the dice on life. Wow. And so LA's a little different. Are you strapped? Gotta be. Damn. Really?

100%. What the heck? Scary. Spooky. In every car, every crib, yeah. What? Multiple. I don't even take chances.

How many? Why? Because like it's Atlanta. Like people will try you if they think they can take it. Have you ever had to pull a gun on anybody? Nah. Nah, nah, nah. I'm like a very, I don't like confrontation.

I should go to Atlanta and get strapped. Should you? Wouldn't that be fun? Yeah. Should you? You could technically just like use one here. Like you can go to ranges here, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I've gone to ranges. Yeah, we've gone to ranges here. But like I'm not like strapped or anything. Well, you have to apply for like the carry license, but you could in Atlanta carry in, so if you're in your property, house or car, you can do it. Hell yeah. Really? It's a real, it's a real if you're in your property, house or car, you can. Yeah.

Really? It's a real, it's a real country. You don't need a license. No, you need to just have one. Oh, you could dead ass have your friend buy the gun and you could hold it.

Yeah. Georgia, Georgia, baby. And they don't track him. You could, that's, I didn't know that.

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I genuinely thought like he was going to at least show me how to shoot it. Yeah. No. So I watched a YouTube tutorial. Oh, my God. And learned how to shoot the gun. And it jammed. So then I called for his help.

He unjams it. Then he goes back to the counter. Okay, that is like not normal for. That is crazy. Like I've been to rages in the South. Like I've been to rages in Nevada, in L.A., everywhere. That I've never heard of. Usually they'll be like, at least they'll be on you when you're first shooting it.

There's certain things they're very strict about. You've got to pull the shit back so you can make sure there's no bullet in the barrel gun. Stuff like that, they're very strict about. If you even play at all, I don't even want to know what that looks like. You can't point it at anything only down the range. What kind of guns do you have then? I don't know too much about them, to be honest. I just know the noise they make when they take a man's life.

Yeah, there's the AR. You can't mess with the AR. Oh, God damn. Just point and shoot. And then you got some Glocks. I don't like the Glocks as much because the ones I have don't have that safety on it. Yeah. I want that safety on it.

Yeah. Well, there you go. Responsible gun ownership. Dude, I'm such an American because I feel two ways about that, right? I feel the existential dread of the ease of getting guns. That's part of me. And the other part of me is like, fuck yeah, dude. That's sick.

No cap. It's nice to have. I changed my opinion. I used to be very anti, but now I low-key think everybody should have one. Like if my friends said I'm going to that area i'm like yeah because everyone else has one yeah exactly you're significantly safer in toronto than you are in in i don't think so that's crazy i feel way safer in atlanta that's crazy yeah and in toronto i don't i don't go nowhere i don't know without a lot of people what i don't even pick there's no way to protect myself

wait what are you doing in la oh i haven't got security once here exactly why why is that you thought that's gonna change like i just haven't done something like really public oh yeah i don't require it but in toronto it wouldn't matter if it's very public i would still just be very cautious. I don't trust it. Sometimes people are jealous and like, you know what it is? And I don't want to take that risk. Bro, we live on the opposite spectrums of that danger paradigm, I feel like, where I have no sense of danger whenever I go out at all. To be fair, I don't wear anything on me.

I'm not a jewelry guy. There's nothing you can really take from me aside from my cars and i don't have them here so like i feel like and i don't have no enemies neither so i feel like i'm good most places i don't i'm not too you have a beamer as well right like the old or was that a meme no i got a bunch yeah i got two bmws what the heck how many cars do you have six now what the heck i just like driving a lot that's crazy yeah no i like driving you said you into cars, and then you got all these cars. But I'm not even like a car guy. I think I'm learning.

Right. I'm trying to learn all the things. I'm not a cat person either. You're wearing a jacket that has cats on it. I know. That's what I'm saying. I didn't notice that. You have six cars.

Where are your cars? The E36 is my build car, so I drove in it. I got my M4, which is my first car I got when I moved. It's like a tuner car. It's like a car you see in Fast and Furious. Very modded. It's like Faze Ronaldo. Yeah, like me and Ron. We're going to do a lot of car stuff together. We might do some shit over the weekend.

He's cool. I got my Blackwing. It's like one of the fastest production manual cars. Almost 700 horsepower manual Cadillac. It looks marvelous. It's really good. I got my truck with a Hellcat engine, TRX. That's like my big body in case you need a tow or, you know, you never know, like, the areas.

For a Canadian, you're American as fuck. And that might be my favorite one. The TRX is so much fun. There's no consequences. He adapted so quick. Oh, yeah. Bro, next time I'm down in North Carolina, you got to come hang out in Pinehurst. We got to go to, like, a Sprint Cup race and stuff. Oh, would love to. Yeah, I've been really getting into motorsports. You want to do that Oh, yeah. Bro, next time I'm down in North Carolina, you gotta come hang out in Pinehurst. We gotta go to, like, a Sprint Cup

race and stuff. Oh, would love to. Yeah, I've been really getting into motorsports. You wanna do that? Hell yeah. Oh, dude, we can play some golf, and I'm actually going down there in November. Are you back down in Atlanta in November? I'm doing whatever I wanna do, so I could be there. He's being crazy. We could play some golf in Pinehurst. I do suck at golf. Everybody sucks at golf. Okay,

that's cool. That's the secret about golf, is you just become good enough to pretend like it's the worst day of golf of your life okay i can do that yeah i can i can't do that i can't even fake it and i get mad what are you in la for specifically uh there was just no reason to be in atlanta so we we like bulk shot a bunch of amp videos uh-huh and then so uh and then uh c-net was preparing for his mafiathon which just fucking i know i was watching today so we weren't shooting videos that final week anyway and then davis was also in the uk so i was like fuck it i can go wherever i want

because my schedule depends on amp how the fuck did he get kim kardashian to do that i don't know how the fuck he does anything nowadays no cap have you seen it i have not they literally okay i don't know if you noticed this either whoever was the set like the director or whatever really good attention to detail they recreated the set from the sopranos oh i did not realize that it's it's almost identical except for the carpet not just that the second floor in that white house you saw was cgi that was our house but it did not look like that's the gate on that road was cgi that's a road but yeah the gate was there's no gate there yeah it's just a public road that's all of it was insane to be honest my chat noticed it though they're like that's tony soprano like that and i was like no

way and i did not notice that for some reason for mafiathon that's so fucking brilliant for sure yeah he's been he's been doing a lot of pro i've seen some of the promo that he's done like he he went to the nba uh opening games right and he was like leaking that he was gonna do mafiathon good promo did you see that um the rap that he did like he wrapped that whole building i think i saw a photo of it on twitter yeah i recorded it because i was that's crazy yeah for here it is wild like uh that this is me bowling at your event yesterday oh my god send it send it to march i'll send it to you or just look up kaisen at rap uh la builder put that in full screen right now thank you we just drove past it i thought that was really cool that's so funny yeah and then i have a tesla too that's my last car oh my gosh

that's why i drive glad yeah very beautiful yes how fun is that shit what drop the pedal oh my god man i love getting people in the car like just so unassuming yeah that's my favorite thing to do yeah that's crazy so do you what how long are you staying for however long i want i just keep extending it's so funny yeah okay oh yeah yeah i'm just traveling now now like we can't shoot videos for a month so i can do whatever i want right but like usually i try and stay put because you never know in the videos like oh we got a video on the sixth and like i don't want to fuck up my plans but like now i know i can't fuck him up like i might fuck around go to switzerland i always wanted to go okay that would be cool i just really i don't know what it is but i just keep seeing it on my ig explorer page it's just like thailand and

switzerland once you watch like one of the videos the whole way through yeah yeah so you're just I just, I don't know what it is, but I just keep seeing it on my IG Explorer pages. It's like Thailand and Switzerland. Once you watch like one of the videos the whole way through. Yeah. GG's. So you're just seeing like Swiss Miss, Alps, all that shit. For me, it's Japan. Yeah. It's always Japan.

Japan stuff. I saw a few of your streams while you were out there. It was so sick. Honestly, it inspired me to do the IRL shit because you went from your desk to your IRL and I lost my mind. I called my whole team. I'm like, yo, how the fuck did Hasan do that shit? He was reacting to videos on his desk, and he was like, all right, guys, we're going

to go sumo wrestler. I forgot what you did. And then you got up, and the camera started to fall, and you blew my mind. I didn't even realize that was possible. We got our asses kicked by those sumo wrestlers. Dude, it was fucking crazy. We're going back. January.

Oh. Yeah, we're going back to January. Trying to come to the island? I might go this month. Damn. This fucking guy. This guy. Yeah. Trying to come to the island? I might go this month. Damn. This fucking guy. This guy. Yeah.

But it's some stuff out there I really want to do. But it's happening this month. I have to decide. I might decide tonight. Do you watch anime? Nah. You don't watch anime? I don't really have time to watch shows.

Oh, yeah. You fill that void with sports. Yeah. Yeah, honestly. You're a big sports guy. I've been getting into a lot of random sports. What's your football team? I don't have one no more. My football guy was Peyton Manning.

Wow. And he retired. We share foreheads. Sometimes you just have to find the littlest things. Peyton Manning forehead. Nah, his is still way bigger. Peyton Manning has like a... Actually, Peyton Manning might be one of the guys I want to meet.

Would you go to Turkey? Oh, to do the... Get that shit fixed up. I joked about doing that. We joked about getting a house with me, Max, Yusuf. Just a whole bunch of Chris. Chris. Just a whole bunch of guys with fucked up hairlines.

But now Chris is bald, so... And you all go to Turkey and get hair transplants? The transplant house would go crazy a transplant house it's a hair off to see who can make their hair best after like three months compare recoveries yeah it could be a whole arc like i don't think you could do that um because i never had hair my lines always been there it hasn't went back yet i don't think you can take it from back here bro they put it on your fucking beard they can install hair where it's never been yes bro they make people they give people after switzerland i'm going to i'm going to turkey completely unrelated i don't know i don't know like i've never in my whole life ever seen like a turkish man work on 4c hair so i don't. I can't vouch for that. I can't vouch for my people.

I'm sorry. But maybe. It's like... Oh, they definitely do it. I've... I've noticed... He didn't do it in Turkey. His shit sucked. That's not a good argument.

Well, I just kept falling back. Yeah, he's... Oh, God. That was early days, though. They were just learning the tech, for real. Yeah. They do robots now. Oh. What? You researched this?

How do you know this? He's researched this. Everybody chill. Yeah. How did you meet everyone in AMP? It was all a little different. Me, Davis, and Phantom played 2K together. Oh, really?

We all had a 2K YouTube channel. We used to game together. So, like, anytime I need somebody to hoop with on the game. Who's the best out of you? Davis was probably considered the best. I was known for very good shooting. So I was a jump shot guy to everyone in the community for a while. Davis was known for, like, he was a guard.

So he was kind of all around. Like, he would handle the ball. And then Phantom was known for layups. I know that sounds like a joke, but he called himself the layup god. Have you seen how they're cheating in 2K now? Yeah. They have the scripting boxes that screens every time. Oh, that's sad, bro.

Bro, as soon as I saw that, I was like, okay, there's a lot of YouTube creators that are probably using this. Yeah, there's probably some. I'm out the loop now. So I used to do that for a while. So that's how us three met. And then Davis and Duke used to call themselves the dynamic duo duo so they used to play games together on the twos court and so that's how they met so when we wanted to start doing irl content we just asked our friends

and so uh duke was surprisingly down i genuinely didn't think he was gonna say that because he just feels like a person that would never leave south carolina yeah but i think he found his balance like he goes back there a lot now so he got his family and friends back back there. So Duke said he was down to drive over and do content. Davis was excited down. Phantom was excited down. So was I. And you were, at this point, still in Toronto. No, this is right when I moved to Atlanta.

Oh, okay. So now Atlanta, that's how it became the hub. Davis already lived there. I just moved there, and it was a two-hour drive for Duke. So then all Phantom had to do was fly down each time. So it was the most convenient location. How did I get involved? Yeah, and year in,

I started seeing Kai's videos on the feed. At the time, he was in college. It was like just college videos, like dorm videos. It was simple pranks, stuff like that. And he was really known for his ding-dong ditches. Ding-dong ditches ding dong did you

that's crazy that's so funny oh yeah wasn't his like um roman alwood or something yeah he was a huge roman fan he let yeah and then so um danim was like yo we should add somebody and at first we were all like whoa this is kind of perfect the way it is yeah kind of perfect the way it is but uh he said all right no harm let's at least invite him for a weekend we bulk shoot so everybody comes down we shoot like three four videos and then everybody goes back and he wasn't even supposed to be in the videos he was a little awkward he was like on his like laptop editing and stuff like that and then it was video time we had this video it's probably one of our worst videos we posted now one of the worst videos we've ever done but it was because of us though it had nothing to do with him but he saved it so we did this video where we had a hundred dollars we put a fit together at walmart and back

then our concepts were super simple i love that concept i love that so we just went to walmart with one camera and then we shopped for our fits and then we went out at the end of the video uh there was this fountain in the mall and we were like someone jump in the fountain it's gonna make for a good end of the video we're all looking at each other like who's gonna jump in the fountain nobody wanted to jump in the fountain i was like fuck i'm gonna jump in the fountain and he wasn't even part of the video he started rolling around in the fountain prancing in the fountain and we're all like bro this guy's fucking crazy and so the next later that day we had a basketball video it's now one of our most

iconic videos because duke and dave has gotten to a fight in that video oh sure like a real one yeah it was tight at each oh my gosh but not like a fist fight yeah like almost fist fight yeah got it so at the time they used to have a feud and anytime we did sporting videos and kai was just on the bench kind of just like cheering us on every once in a while we whipped to the bench he'd be like yeah go go guys infinite energy and like no cap it genuinely felt like he elevated the video and he wasn't even supposed to be in the video and then it was like in that moment we thought like oh he's the guy but then we added him and then uh chris was our editor at the time he was phenomenal like probably very unreliable but when he got it done man it had he had a special sauce with the videos that like we

couldn't find from nobody uh davis had that connect actually me phantom and davis once went to virginia to shoot a video for my channel and over there we drove to dc where we met chris the first time we met him he's originally from dc he's from maryland he's from damn what county is it pg county okay yeah so i don't know where that is shout out pg pg county oh pg we did a video where um we were making a mixtape in 24 hours and chris we just told him pull up pull up to the shoot because he used to just edit from where he used to live and he we just he just happened to be on camera and he happened to be fucking amazing so then we're like bro this guy needs to be on camera more we invited him more and more to the shoots and then eventually he just became the sixth member but now it's just

us six damn that's crazy yeah so what do you guys when are you guys getting the diversity higher yeah when do you need an old ass white dude um we have diversity we have other people they're just not the six okay fair but like there's lots of people of all races and sizes. I was just kidding, man. You don't have to get super serious about it. What the fuck? I could be PC, too. God damn.

That was a joke. Fuck. You got tight. Nah, I don't think we would add nobody. I'd be against it. It's perfect. Everyone votes? Is that how it works?

Like, everyone? Yeah, we did. We did as vote. Okay. Interesting. How do you guys come up with ideas for your videos? Like, is it one person? I'll just say, this is fire.

And then if nobody says, like, yo, that is fire, then it dies. Oh my god, that's so funny. So, like, what's the video we did recently? Damn, I don't want to leak any new videos. You guys had a bunch of old people this comes out monday fuck it it goes the same way with any idea like i really wanted to do hockey i'm like yo aep hockey would be tough yeah for years we actually got invited out by the nhl to do some hockey stuff in toronto and still hilarious i feel like that would have been tough but they want they wanted to do it more just like homegrown. And I just thought like, come on, bro.

That would be so funny. If you put you guys in hockey pads and had an NHL player take slap shots at you. Oh, see. That would be insane, bro. So I didn't tell the part where we're all very injury prone. Okay. Yeah. And in that video, Kai slammed his face and he was cooked out the video and Chris fucked up his shoulder.

Oh, no. So we almost couldn't finish that video. But, like, I'll just shoot it out. And then same way, like, you know, Chris could shoot out an idea and if someone goes, yo, that's tough. And the third person goes, oh, that's tough. And, like, now we're doing the video. Then it'll happen. How many people work for AMP?

Like, who starts putting it all together? Damn. We just moved around a lot of stuff. So I don't even know the exact number. It's probably, like, on a full-time basis like maybe four people and then like there's a bunch of people that'll come in for shoots like sound people like uh stuff like that yeah we have the four people like hire all those people and manage it yeah yeah so there's a bunch of people part-time but it's a few full-time that's crazy that's a whole system yeah it's tough because it's not our only thing you

know like we also have to then start streaming on our own and coming up with ideas for our own stuff. So it's, you just had to figure out a balance. It's crazy that you're all motivated to keep doing it for so long. It's very easy. It's hard. No.

What? You live in a house with all those guys, man. Like I just watched a CNET intro or Kai did a nine to five stream. I don't know if you guys seen that. It was very entertaining or Chris just finished his gaming marathon he was gaming for like

a month straight to prove to everyone he's good at video games damn and like that really inspires me so it makes me want to go hard too

and then they'll see something I do and hopefully I can be that for them see we need to live together oh no cap

that's a cheat code you guys wouldn't do it I've been saying this to him for forever and he just he sucks no because i i like my comforts man no i like that's what it is though it's comforts but you had to sacrifice those because duke duke likes his comforts in south carolina but he still makes time to spend time at the crib be part of the videos he's making a lot of sense

okay well i the thing is for me i stream every single day for eight to ten hours for seven days a week seven days a week you've hit a ceiling dude i i'm fine yo tell your friend you hit a ceiling so great i'm fine okay i can't be i'm too old i'm too old to pull like fucking no you're not I'm a creative genius That is true he is a creative genius You came with the fucking slap shot idea That was a good idea He's got a bunch of them

The problem is My friends either don't do them or steal them At least I don't do them I don't steal them Call out the ones that have been stealing them I've had a few get stolen I don't steal them. That's true. Call out the ones that have been stealing them. I've had a few get stolen. Cutie Cinderella? I don't think I've stolen anything.

Ludwig has stolen his idea, though. Which one did Ludwig steal? The tent. Oh, yeah. He kind of did steal the alone stream. Oh, that's so different. That's just a camping stream. That's a little different. Yeah. The one that was like, was E-Rob taking the whole digging stream. That was like

literally something I pitched. The problem is... I love E-Rob, though. I stream? That was like literally something I pitched. The problem is. I love E-Rob, though. I'm glad he did it because I never did it. Yeah, Will is the biggest ideas guy, but you need a team. Don't ever back me. No. What a shame.

Thank you. He's on my side. Do it yourself. Whoa. Oh, he's on my side. What do you mean do it yourself? Do it yourself. What do you mean?

You want to dig a hole? Go dig a hole. Hell no. It's better with friends. Oh, my God. god you gotta be there to dig the hole with them vindicated right now fuck it i'm buying another house i'm buying a second house let's go we're doing a himbo house the 30 plus year old combo house oh god as we get old do you have to live with us i'm not you have to live with us you don't have to. You have to live with us. You don't even have to do it all the time, but at least spend the days there.

You have to live with us. No. Yes. I don't want to. Yes. I am rich enough. I don't need anything else. No, but it's not about money, though.

It's about the love of the game. Because we're all rich enough, too. I don't love the game. But we just want to do it, though. You don't love the game. I don't love the game. Let's address that. She does not love the game.

What do you mean you don't love the game? She hates the game. I hate the game. No, you don't. She hates us. She's embarrassed about this podcast. Yeah, they're the game. I don't love the game. Let's address that. She does not love the game. What do you mean you don't love the game? She hates the game. I hate the game. No, you don't. She hates us. She's embarrassed about this podcast. Yeah, they're the game, too. They're part of the game.

I asked her to ask you. I asked her to ask you to come on this fucking podcast when you guys collabed, and she was like, no. To be fair, she's not. He was going out of town. Yeah, I would have said the same thing I told you yesterday. Like, yo, let me figure out my schedule. I dead ass don't know

what I'm doing tomorrow yet. He said to me, he literally, all of them, yeah, you're disgusted with him right now. If it was, if it was whine about it,

you would have locked that shit down. No, I could have asked him to be on whine about it. I have not asked you to be on whine about it. See, bitch. We have heard how cohesive Amp is and in their shadow we have

fallen apart now it's a it's amp but close uh legally i'm obligated to correct anybody who says it's not amp thanks for any means possible thank you i appreciate it i'm just too tiktok brand i don't but no cap it genuinely no funny shit like if you cared like if your priority in life Was content Then you guys should do it It's not Yeah then you shouldn't do it My priority is to go to

As many Taylor Swift concerts As I can Well she doesn't fly though So That's gonna be like That's gonna be like Two or three I've been to two

I've been to three Yeah She's like John Madden She drives everywhere You know that See that'd be a good stream idea Hook up a Starlink On top of the Boeing

The Boeing? Yeah Go ahead and fly Charter a plane and she drives everywhere. You know what, Epstein, that'd be a good stream idea. Hook up a Starlink on top of the Boeing. The Boeing? Yeah, go ahead and fly. Charter a plane. Get his sponsor. I've also pitched another one. Our other host is a lovely gay man who's not here right now

and he wants to be a pilot and I set up a flight school. How do we end up talking about airplanes even when he's not here? I set up a flight school where they said that they would rush him to a pilot's license in two weeks if he was in the air.

Show me where that is, please. And I said that I would do it with him, and we could record because they're low-altitude planes. No, I really want to learn how to fly helicopters. So whenever you guys get done doing that, link me that. That's crazy. You're a Kobe fan. Yeah, no cap. But he's the reason why.

And you want helicopters, really? I used to. I read about him. You're like, I could have saved him. No, no. It was more like before he crashed. Before he crashed, I used to think like, yo, Kobe deadass flies a helicopter and skips all the traffic. That's fire.

And in my head, I thought like, one day I want to learn how to fly a helicopter. And you still want to learn a helicopter? Yeah, yeah. I think there's some shit going on we don't know about when that, you know what I'm saying? Oh. Whoa. Helicopters don't just fall out the sky. Yes, they do.

No cap. They ran into a mountain. It was foggy. The mountain does not move, so you don't just fall out the sky. Yes, they do. No cap. They ran into a mountain. It was foggy. The mountain does not move, so you don't run into it. Apparently it was foggy. That's how they got the president of Iran, bro. I just believe there's something else we don't know. Helicopters are not very reliable.

No, they are. We did a video. I don't want to leak too much. You wouldn't like it. It was a gun-related video. But we were like... Me personally love guns. I shoot guns all the time. What are you talking about?

Okay, maybe you would love it. Yeah. What did you guys do? It was safe, too. You would fuck with it. We was on a helicopter flying in to complete a mission. Real weapons. What?

On the side, not sitting in the helicopter. You know, on the side of the helicopter. Yeah. Legs hanging out. Yeah. One of the greatest moments of my life. That's awesome. I've been on a helicopter.

Did you have the Flight of the Valkyries? Like, ba-ba-ba-ba. Yes, yes. I felt like I was in a movie, man. It was incredible. What did you guys do? Was it a pig man shit? Do you know what that is?

No, I don't know what that is. What's a pig man? A pig man is a guy in Texas that you can go and, like, get on a helicopter with an M60 attached to it and shoot or not M60 I think they use AR still and shoot at hogs because they have like a massive so they have a massive

why not just like hay bales or something no the reason why is because like they are so invasive so that they have to kill them well that's wasteful he wouldn't be able to eat them afterwards put them somewhere I don't think you can eat them afterwards. I think we should put them somewhere. Yeah, exactly. I don't think you can eat them after you've riddled them with bullets anyway.

What would you do with them? They just leave them there? They probably just fuck them, I suspect. But I don't think, like, they just don't care. They have to kill a shit ton of them. I'd feel horrible about that. I wouldn't feel. They're invasive.

Yeah. But they're so smart. Yeah, but so are humans on the planet. Based. Are you saying? What are you saying? I'm just saying we're destroying the planet more than hogs. I don't really eat pork. Wait, really?

Yeah, we're both good Muslims. Yucky. I eat pork sometimes. Yeah, I don't care too much about, I love animals a lot, but I also understand everything has to die for you to live. Plants have life too. They just don't have a cute face, so a lot of times I also understand everything has to die for you to live. Plants have life, too. They just don't have a cute face, so a lot of times people feel cool plucking them. Trees have life.

It requires certain conditions to live. And so they could die if they don't have those conditions. That's life. But we got this table because we cut one down. I admitted something sensitive on my stream recently that my best friend growing up until I was about the age of six was a tree. That's fire, though. Wait, I didn't even know.

Yeah. What the fuck? Crazy, because your current best friend is still a tree. What the fuck? I called you a tree. El Bozo. My family had a giant, like, you can pull this up. It was a red, weeping Japanese maple.

That's fire. And it was huge. And we used to cut a door in it that I would go in, and I'd spend all my time. What? Is it hollow inside? Yeah. What? Yeah.

That is fire. So, like, these aren't even how, it was massive. Giant in there. I had a tree when I was younger. There was a tree in our neighborhood that I would hide underneath. I don't know what kind of tree it was, but. Those are pretty trees. That one right there in the middle one more

yeah it was when it was winter time oh the leaves fall i was six years old i think so yeah i bet that was sad oh it was i spent all my time in that tree in yeah yeah because they we cut a door in it and there was like a canopy oh and i'd be in there with toys some sitcoms action figures that's tough yeah i've done that exact same thing really not with the same type of tree but yeah there was a tree in our neighborhood oh man i was that's so weird that we both had a relationship with a tree i mean i wasn't the tree wasn't my friend but i would play with my toys in the side of the tree yeah you didn't have a name for it i know i played with i played with action figures until it was you know definitely too late until it was embarrassing action figures yeah i mean i do too but it's not the same like what about like i was so embarrassed by it that i would hide it yeah do you have any guilty pleasures

like trees like trees i don't even answer i think that's cool I don't know if I have any guilty pleasures you have guilty pleasures I can't think of none because I wouldn't consider them guilty I got hella pleasures though okay

what's a non-guilty pleasure that other people would consider guilty pleasure uh Lay's ketchup nah that's fire you guys haven't Lay's ketchup chips

yeah I don't I don't know I got some bad opinions on stuff but I definitely don't think I know guilty pleasure. Yeah. Leak your bad opinions. Bad opinions on stuff. Yeah. Like I'll be having bad opinions though.

Like. Yeah. All right. Give us one. Feed us one. Okay. Don't do that. Like I threw one out on stream a couple months ago and a hell of people gave me think pieces,

but I genuinely think like professional gaming is harder than a lot of Olympic sports. Huh. And people had a whole fit about it. Well, I think you have to define the word harder. Right. Like, I don't— Suffer to do successfully. Well, I think from a physical standpoint, obviously, the Olympic sport is.

But the games, probably much more people play like any competitive video game than like do the biathlon. That's my point. Interesting. Because like to be a basketball player, you got to be his height. Like you got to be six foot, at the minimum,

and you're short to them. And he's a giant to us. So like, that's the bare minimum you have to have being gifted stuff. Like even in sports, like your muscle fibers

have to be a certain type of way for you to even stand a chance in a marathon or in a lot of these extreme olympic sports so it's very it's not inclusive the way gaming is anybody could get a mouse and keyboard and cook or controller so that was really my reasoning not all sports but like i think that's a defensible take. Oh, yeah. I defended it. People got mad at you? People got mad at you? Yeah, there was a lot of athletes mad at me. Then a lot of gamers hit me up and said, we trust you, bro. We got your back.

That's funny. Wow. They're like, yeah, it is funny. You got the faker nod. The take I always get in trouble for is I don't fuck with Harry Potter or any of his. That's cool. Okay. Who's mad at you about that?

A lot of people. Harry Potter fans. You are allowed to have your opinion. I think his version of magic is lame and elitist. The fact that you have to go to a boarding school to learn magic, trash. I've never watched it, so I generally don't know what he was up to. Yeah. I'm not about that.

That's cool, though. I love Star Wars, but if someone told me they don't like Star Wars, that's their life. Okay. They're missing out. Okay, you're a Star Wars guy. Not no more, and not huge but like that was my sick show anytime i got sick i binge watched the whole series clone wars all the movies okay yeah now they got like infinite shows i can't keep up have you watched any of the shows i watched a bit of mandalorian

i was dressed as a mandalorian last night yeah it's uh it was i liked andor more than all the other shows that's pretty good i heard that one was good. Yeah, it's pretty good. But it's not like... It has nothing to do with regular Star Wars stuff. That's cool. Which is why I like it. I've always wondered... I've always really liked Star Wars The World

more than I've liked the main pipe, the mainline shows. I think the world building... Yeah, the world building in Star Wars, that's why K is so good dude the koto republic if they fuck that remake up it's over yeah i played that one and i played battlefront 2 yeah so um i've always appreciated the world more than i like the the actual lore in the main series and endor i feel like broaches into that from the perspective of like someone who has no powers whatsoever. He's like

a criminal and how they live in that universe under the treacherous thumb of the empire. I like that. Yeah. It's a cool setting. You used to be fat. Yeah, I'm still fat actually. You showed me a picture last night.

You have a fat pic? Yeah, you put a pin, actually. He showed me a picture last night. I was shocked. You have a fat pic? Have you seen it? Yeah, he put a pin message on my Twitter. I didn't know that. Oh, huge, yeah. What? Yeah, I feel it. Like when? At my biggest, maybe like three, four years ago. Was it like a diet thing? Oh, yeah, bro. That's crazy

to me. What the heck? That is crazy. I'm like 240 in that. I'm 240 now. You're skin-ty. Yeah, you look good. That's crazy to me. What the heck? That is crazy. I'm like 240 in that. I'm 240 now. You're skinty. Yeah, you look good. And then the left, I'm 330. Damn. Oh, my God.

That's crazy. How did you lose so much weight? Lays? No, actually, I was. So that's when I was in uni. At the time, I was broke. Couldn't afford to eat bad. So I just home cooked everything.

I ate the same thing every day for like four weeks i mean four months it was like it's nasty meal see it's another one of my oh this i guess might be a guilty pleasure no cap prepare yourselves my mom would freeze this beef for me and she would drive it down every month so save money boom because protein's expensive so i'd unfreeze the beef she would freeze like a side of that she would cook it and she put in the freezer so all i have to do is defrost it. Got it. So I would defrost it.

I would get ketchup. I'd get a can of tuna. And I'd put ketchup on rice. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. So I'd put rice on there. Stop, stop, stop. Tuna, ketchup.

You put tuna on beef? Yeah, it was some nasty work. I'll be honest with you, man. That is horrid. You didn't still eat it? Why did you even get to a place where you were mixing tuna and beef how the fuck

did you get fat eating that no no I lost weight eating that oh yeah no shit yeah I got fat eating chips when did you start

adding tuna I've never heard anybody mix tuna and beef I technically didn't mix it like so the type of person I am it was like a

seven layer dip yeah I ate one meal a day every day 6pm and that meal had to be a variety of things otherwise i would feel not full okay if i just ate rice and beef it just would feel like a whack meal so i just needed diversity in there and i couldn't afford to properly get different things and it had to be easy to make. That's crazy. Holy, what did you call that? Did you ever serve that to anybody else? I never told anyone that.

Dude, I would love to try your tuna beef concoction sometime. It was good. I actually liked it. It wouldn't blow your socks off. Are we talking about like bumblebee tuna out of the can too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, bro. That was so gnarly.

But I have like an iron stomach now. I feel like I tried so much weird combinations that like there's really nothing you can put in front of me that would make me like throw up. I could try anything. Man. Ketchup's nasty. What? I can't get behind that. That's what you put it on.

She doesn't like sauce. She doesn't do sauce. Yeah. You don't do sauce. I don't do sauce. It's weird. It's crazy. I like everything dry.

My mom used to do the same thing she would get beef from costco and i whenever i'd go to her house on sundays i'd i'd be able to she'd send me home with like the beef and i was like hell yeah because at the time when she did that i was on food stamps and i am i would just get so much hamburger helper for like a dollar and then i'd use her beef and i'd eat hamburger helper for like... Hamburger helper is the king. And frozen peas and hamburger helper. I've never had hamburger helper. I actually had my mom make hamburger helper for me

recently. It was a dollar? Was that the most surprising part? It was a dollar? Yeah. They'd always have this deal where you could get 10 hamburger helpers for $10. Hamburger helper is the seasoning, right?

So it comes with uncooked pasta and seasoning, and you brown beef with the seasoning, and then you make whatever noodle it is, and then you. But it's all in one pan. Yeah. Interesting. And so I'd get the beef from my mom. It's like cheap stroganoff, but they usually have flavors like pepperoni pizza. And hamburger. It's good. Extreme pizza. Why but they usually have flavors like pepperoni pizza. And hamburger. It's good.

Extreme pizza. Why do you not like sauce, though? It's like what? It's weird. Like all sauce? Like Polynesian sauce? Wait. Chicken filet sauce?

I gotta ask you. Well, I'm weird. I can do like teriyaki sauce. That's sauce. Yeah. I have to ask you one question. You're a Hamburger Helper fan. Have you ever seen the greatest marketing gimmick of all time?

Oh, my God. Have you ever listened to Watch the Stove? Hamburger Helper did a mixtape right before COVID, and it was insane. Okay, we're going to watch that behind the paywall. No, we're not. We are at an hour, and I'm going to get the speaker so that we can watch it behind the paywall at patreon.com. Agent, thank you so much for coming. What do you want to promote?

You got anything to promote? Just nice to be here. Where can people find you? Where can people find you? Anywhere really. I'm on everything but Snapchat. So mainly on Twitch. Twitch agent zero. All right. Nice. That'll be all. Patreon.com slash fear and we'll

see you behind the paywall. Peace. I like fan cams. Yeah, chill. No. What's a fan cam? You're a freak for this. It's just like TikTok fan edits.

Oh, edits. Okay. That was, that's genuinely actually convinced that Hasan and I are in love. They're shipping you. So now I'm just extra, extra mean to Hassan to stop it. That's literally what you do when you like somebody. Oh, yeah? Oh, you want to talk about being mean to someone and that's a sign that you like them?

What did I do to Kansas City? What did I do? I'm just talking the truth. I'm just talking the truth. That's what I thought. Anyway, and that was my day. She gets scary. I felt it when she turned slowly.

Yeah. Yeah. Why didn't you do this before the paywall? I'm not as, because then someone will clip this and then they'll be like, I have to go see the whole episode

and they'll give us five fucking bucks. True. Oh.