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Episode Date: October 28, 2023

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You're going down, Hulk. You and the boys, the burly boys, you're going down, brother. Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of fear and that's right and happy halloween hi barbie hey barbie hey barbie hey barbie hey barbie hey barbie movie did you see the movie i did i saw it with we're all supposed to say hey barbie to each other did you say hey barbie to each person hey barbie hey Barbie to each person? Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie.

Hey Barbie. I said it to you. Hey Barbie. Oh, hey Barbie. Oh, hey Barbie. Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie.

We already said it. Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie. Perfect. Okay, can I take the fucking wig off? I've never felt so comfortable in my own skin. Can I take the wig off yet? I feel like this is how I'm supposed to look.

I can take the wig off yet? Yeah. We can take the wigs off? Yes. I'm moving mine on. People like them, but you hate it. I like mine too. You want to be weird Barbie.

This is weird Barbie. It's just a little itchy. Oh, God. I feel so strong as Barbie. Do you guys want to know? There is a massive line outside of Spirit Halloween. Apparently, that's an LA thing. Sure. i went to the third person in the line there are two girls and i said how long have you guys been waiting and they're like 30 minutes and i said 30 minutes

can i vend my you 50 bucks and get in line with you and they said yep oh hell yeah that is so smart ruthless businesswoman yeah and then i it. And then I got our costumes. I'm so excited to be here with you guys celebrating Halloween. Yeah. You look good, Barbie. This is our Halloween episode. Austin didn't know it was Halloween. I kind of knew it was Halloween, but forgot.

I knew it was Halloween. No, you didn't. You literally said, Halloween, it's happening now. You asked me what day Halloween was on. No, I knew. I knew Halloween was on October 30th. Well, you're welcome for your costume. 31st. October 31st.

I was testing you guys. Are you? Are you 75? No, I knew Halloween was on October 30th. I really did. 31st. How are you guys doing? How's it going?

I'm sick and I'm tired. Everybody is sick. Everybody's sick. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. Are you sick? Somebody turn the lights on. I don't know that song. I've never heard that song before in my life.

Never in my life. What? Cutie, are you sick? Yeah. I'm sick. Will's not sick. Hassan is sick. Cutie, do you have a hair tie?

I need it for my hair, bitch. No. Bitch, I need it for my hair, slut. I. Bitch, I need it for my hair, slut. I want to do this entire podcast as a professional wrestler. That might keep your hair back. Yeah, I want to keep my hair back, slutty girl. It's not how you do it. Is this how sleepovers are with girls?

Yeah. No. Do you guys call each other bitches? That's what I picture when girls get together. Let's talk about boys right now. Yeah. Okay. Do you guys talk about dicks at sleepovers? No. Do you guys call each other bitches? That's what I picture when girls get together. Let's talk about boys right now. Yeah. Okay. Do you guys talk about dicks at sleep?

No. You don't talk about dicks at sleep? You're such a whore. What? Do you guys talk about other girls like behind their back? Yeah. Okay. That's true.

Oh, let's talk about other girls. Burn book. Yeah. Let's talk about other girls behind their backs. Okay. There's this one barbie that won't keep their wig on and they're super cringe i agree there's one barbie that's freaking out because their barbie outfit wasn't as hot as the other barbie outfits and they were mad even though

another barbie is quite literally dump truck barbie is that me yeah you're dump truck barbie i mean this is that's a valuable position in society. You gave me old Bertha Barbie. And I don't. And to be fair, it's because I couldn't fit in the cowboy Barbie. I was going to be Bertha Barbie until his body didn't fit. Yeah. I got us the only Barbie costumes available.

My underwear is showing. I can see my cock in this costume. We're looking for it because you have a fanny pack that covers it. The funniest part about your outfit is that you just look gay. She got me gay, Barbie. You literally got, you just look kind of gay. No, you just didn't put your wig on. Yeah.

What do you mean I look kind of gay? You look like a jazzercise instructor. Yeah. True. Look at this. Bro, you need to. It's a good old-fashioned you're just queer bashing me yeah this is you need to get old-fashioned queer bash first of all this is the girlies okay listen so you need to listen i'm listening i'm listening you need to see the sun my boy wait are you hold on look this didn't this is turning into a roast Austin session. Yeah. I'm sorry.

This is the nicest we've ever been to you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't want to get skin cancer. Okay. Bro, a little bit of sun is not going to hurt you. I'm from Oregon. There's no sun.

You're Lebanese. Your people need the sun. I know. I'm Irish too. That weed smells hot. Hot? Like Oboe? Oboe?

B-O? Yeah. I don't know. I never smell. It's not me. Not me either. I'm going to go put on some clothes. You smell?

I never. I didn't smell anything. I didn't smell anything, to be honest. It might be. The good thing is only you can smell you. That's true. I have a sense of olfactory, though. You have a sense of what?

Olfactory. What's that mean? He's got a powerful nose. That's true. I have a sense of olfactory, though. You have a sense of what? Olfactory. What's that mean? He's got a powerful nose. He's got a powerful nose. There's no way to talk and do this and come across like you're a masculine person, I feel like. You know what I mean? Whenever I do this, I'm like, I feel so pretty. Editor, if my armpit showed, put an emo over it.

Can you do the thing, Marsh? He wants to see himself on the camera. He wants to make sure. That's crazy. How do we look? No, I don't like it. That's why we don't check the camera. Okay, all right.

We look great. We look great, cutie. Thank you for getting me this Halloween costume that I will be wearing to another Halloween party. And, you know, this is an easy costume. You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah, I was not going to another Halloween party and you know this is an easy costume. You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah I was not gonna go and get a costume. Now you're Barbie. I feel great.

So we all got back from TwitchCon right? Yeah. How was that? How was your TwitchCon? Great. Fucking awful. Okay so Cutie you went to the sex party. How was it without me? By the way thanks. Burlesque show. Went to a sex party. How was it without me? By the way, thanks. Burlesque show. Went to a sex party. It was crazy.

You went to a sex party? No, it was a burlesque show. But Austin, you actually really would have liked it. Really? Yeah. Was there live fucking? No, but there were men gyrating. Ooh.

And at one point, they're all dancing to a song. And then the men turn around and their butt cheeks were showing. Oh, see. Oh. You love butt cheeks. It takes a little bit more than that. Oh, see. Oh. You love butt cheeks. It takes a little bit more than that. Oh, then you wouldn't have liked it. These days.

Because that's all that showed was butt cheeks of men. What do you want? You want whole? You want a cock and ball? I wanted everything. They didn't show cock and ball. I wanted to see some ridiculous stuff. I know there's some freaky shows.

What do they call those? The Box in London. Yeah. There's some freaky. Women throwing ping pong balls out of their vaginas. Yeah, that's what I want to see. Guys doing sounding. You want to see some sounding?

Yeah, I want to see that. I don't want to see that. I want to see that stuff. You want to see that? I don't want to see it, but it's like watching a train wreck. You know, you just got to, you can't look away. I would look away. I would definitely watch that.

You and a sauna are having the same problem with your hair. Yeah, for sure. Marsh, will you find them hair ties? Can you find me a hair tie, please? Our studio is being worked on. Yeah, we have nothing to talk about this week. No, we do. What do you mean?

Our studio is being worked on. It's been worked on in the other room. Did you see it? Yeah, I like it. It's not done yet, but it looks good. It looks promising? It looks promising. It's in the other room. This is the second to last episode we'll be filming in this studio folks wow that's right second to last episode um we did it

we did it we're slowly but surely eviscerating the the price of this house by by ruining every every room we just need to paint it back white surely yeah it'd be fine no we already broke through the... Does it look like anything yet? It looks just green. What? I thought it was purple. It's purple.

Oh, it's not green. What kind of fucking... What are you, colorblind Barbie? What the fuck? It looked green. Ableist Barbie over there. Yeah, I am ableist. I'm toxic Barbie, bitch.

I think all Barbies are toxic. No. Wow, say it. Say it, sister. You're a society right now. Say it, sister. You're a society right now. Say it, sister. I'm going to be honest. They kind of retconned a lot of Barbie lore.

What? You haven't even seen it. I'm saying the movie retconned Barbie lore. You haven't seen it. Yeah. She's not like a ruthless bitch. Wait, what? Door's open.

Barbie is a ruthless bitch. No. Marshmallow food is here as well. Every woman who has ever looked like Barbie has been a ruthless bitch. No. Every woman who has ever looked like Barbie has been a ruthless bitch. No. Yes. I don't know what.

Did you ever go to high school? Yeah. Were you bullied in high school? Yeah. By women who look like what? No, cutie thinks she looks like Barbie. I went to high school in Seattle. Everyone looks like a fucking hipster.

The hipsters were the bullies. Are you taking on Barbie lore the same way you take on Taylor Swift lore? What do you mean? Don't bring up Taylor Swift. Oh, why not? Oh, let's talk about Taylor Swift. Why can't we bring up Taylor Swift? Oh, did the Jets fandom attack and defame me?

No, that's so weird. No, they didn't. They still love me. The Swifties turned on me. I heard about this. Yeah, and you kind of deserved it. Let's talk about it. Well, I didn't. They still love me. The Swifties turned on me. I heard about this. Yeah, and you kind of deserved it. Let's talk about it. Well, I didn't deserve it.

Yes, you did. Why do you run your mouth? Why do you run your mouth? Why would you say that about Travis Kelsey? Yeah. So I have a podcast. Explain what's going on. It's like you don't want Taylor to be happy.

Okay, for those of you who aren't fucking mentally ill stands just explain to them what happened okay this is what had happened i had i went to vegas i had different makeup artists every day and every single one of them i'd be like tell me some stories and they would tell me some stories and i had this really wackadoo makeup artist who was saying all sorts of things but one of the rants she went on was about how she is friends with Travis Kelsey's publicist. I do not believe she is actually friends with his publicist. For the record, I even started off by saying... But you said it anyway.

I said, do you want to hear some hot tea? I don't believe it, but... And then I said the hot tea. Essentially, there's a problem. There's a Swifty fandom called Gaylers. I am not a Gayler. I would like to make that very, very clear. I do not believe Taylor Swift is gay.

I do. No. I'm just kidding. I do too, bitch. No. Okay. I do too. Say it.

I don't. Anyway, so I go on this podcast and I was like. Some of us have queer pride. Unlike you. Put that snap away. You don't deserve it. What is queer pride? You've lost your snap. What do't deserve it what is queer frost your snap what do you mean why because you're not a galer truth or like we are you guys aren't galers i assure you

we're so gay she just condemned the galers i would just think that taylor swift who did taylor yeah you know why because society has condemned that's. God gives his most devout followers his hardest trials. Yeah. Oh, my God. You're speaking on insist. I can't even argue with this. I don't know. You can't because you can't argue with facts.

So you said. Oh, thank you. So I said. I said. Just one is fine. God damn. I said, here's some crazy tea. She said.

That's my drip filet. No. Go ahead. I said the makeup artist said she was friends with the publicist and the publicist said it was a PR relationship because everyone is speculating that's a PR relationship because it's a crazy thing to speculate. Taylor Swift doesn't need to date someone.

He's less famous than her. Well, to be fair, the NFL has put their shoulder into it in a way that really backs the this is a media relationship. I blame the NFL. has put their shoulder into it in a way that really backs the, this is a media relationship. I blame the NFL. I think they're doing that to their own ends.

I think they are leveraging hard, but it is tough when you see her like doing the electric slide with the fucking Mahomes family who are notoriously awful. Wait, why are they? His brother is like an abuser and his wife is like, well, an accused abuser, alleged abuser. Still has to go to court, I think. You can look that up. And his wife has just been kind of the worst person. Yeah.

Caroline has talked about pretty openly serving his wife has just been kind of the worst person yeah caroline has talked about pretty openly serving his wife at bars and how she was mean i think no i think it goes way deeper i mean travis kelsey's ex right yeah oh that was yeah and she was mean yeah um but, so I just mentioned that my makeup artist said that. And then what happened was someone took that clip, ignored the words that I said, where I said, I don't believe it. I also called it hot goss, which is not credible. I would like to make it very clear. If I said I heard from a credible source, I did not hear from a credible source. That's good. That's good to know. Hot g goss unsubstantiated yeah world okay off the record his hot goss is not

that's not credible sure um anyway and so i said that and then the swifties got a gaylor swifty on tmz no no breaking mrs breaking news no guys my podcast why about it gets like 100k views okay why are we using this as a credible source speaking of which when i went into your twitch chat and i went exclamation point podcast oh boy whine about it comes up it needs more help just letting you know exclamation point podcast follow my my podcast. Whine about it. Cutie, listen. That's what comes up when I was in your Twitch chat. You're at your very lowest.

Your own fan base has betrayed you. They've cut you out like a cancer. You need us more than ever. I'd like to make an announcement. When you do exclamation point fear and, you guys pop up. Don't pretend like you don't. We are making...

Oh, we have our own, but it's not a podcast. We're announcing the Fear and merger. We're acquiring Wine About It. That's right. In a blockbuster. This is corporate takeover. Yes.

This is corporate espionage. You have no idea. Before you go bankrupt, we're acquiring you. That's actually might be worth it for me. It might be worth it for me. We wrote a check for $15,000. We have now acquired Wine About It. Yes.

We own all the rights. Maya has to do appearances. She has to do appearances. Yeah. Okay. She has to do appearances. That's a discussion. Whenever we feel like it.

She needs to join Fear And. We're acquiring Wine About It. She's not. Well, Cutie, the wolves are at your door. Right now, you are the most hated member of Fear And. The internet hates you. It's lightning hot. Everybody hates Sean.

No. member of the internet hates you it's it's lightning hot it's no even the even palestine stuff isn't as hot as your taylor swift controversy old hamasanabi wouldn't even touch you with a stick no speak for yourself the hamas constituency is disavowed way scarier So a gayler took the clip, put it on her TikTok. I'm so sorry, cutie. It's okay. She literally like, not to quote, not to be a Swifty here and quote Paris, but she's like, my best friend's girlfriend. Okay, let me find the lyrics because I'm fucking up.

Wait, one second. Wait, it's important. This is why you got excommunicated. No, I'm just a little, I'm just. Oh, your ex friend's sister met someone at a club and you kissed her. Turns out it was that guy that you hooked up from ages ago. Some wannabe Z-lister. That's literally what I did.

I said, my makeup, makeup artist, his friends, whatever. It's not, it's not even close to true. And then, and then I was just, it was just a story. It's like when someone tells you a ghost story i'm going to tell the ghost story and say what a crazy ghost story i heard you know you said you saw bigfoot my crazy you saw bigfoot no but like doing it again see i thought i thought do you believe in ghosts we'll get there okay can i can i i would like to i would like to say something yeah it's halloween um i

know we'll do scary but in the interest of fairness and journalistic integrity fear and has never ever pushed forward falsehoods about the travis kelsey taylor swift relationship and that was simply a totally separate podcast i'm on this this podcast. We love our Gaylors and our Taylors. No, we don't like the Gaylors. We are Gaylors, but we also love Taylor Swift having a big hunky man. Stop putting words in our mouth, okay? Big hunky man like Travis Kelsey.

You have no choice. We've acquired you. Yeah. This is the dragging cutie. Cutie is at her absolute lowest, and we decided this is the episode that we're just going to it's finally so it's so nice to get the heat off okay okay so this this gaylor on tiktok was like see this is confirmation

even though i'm sitting there saying i don't believe it so then i i dm her and i'm like hey girly could you delete this like i don't i have always i have delved in the conspiracy i also like have delved into like le Lea Michele can't read. I'm a conspiracy. You've walked us through a lot of the conspiracies. I'm sorry. I walked Maya through the conspiracy a few episodes ago. Excuse me.

Lea Michele can't read is not a conspiracy. She just, that's a fact. That's fair. Whatever. Don't conflate factually accurate information with your fake conspiracies about PR relationships, about Taylor. What are you doing, Austin?

What? He's texting a queen. You're still doing it. I'm done. You haven't stopped. I'm done texting. No matter how many times I have walked through conspiracies, I always loop back to what Taylor puts out there is the truth.

We follow Blondie. I have always said that, okay? So she's in a happy relationship. It's literally QAnon. I know it's a cult. I So she is in a happy relationship. It's literally, I know it's a cult. I'm fine with it at this point. You, you did too. Of all the tweets you tweeted one,

that was the most interesting to me. Let me get there. Okay. So this Instagram account with 2 million followers called, uh, DeMoy. It is also, they actually just did a podcast with those two women that we need on our

podcast that want Hass need on our podcast that want hassan on their podcast the yeah i've had it i've had it yeah everyone wants me anyway these wigs have changed us so dumois posted or somebody dumois will do these things where we be like tell us your chaos theories and someone said to Dumas have you seen the cutie Cinderella clip and Dumas was like yeah it's absolutely not true and so then they start attacking even though I also said it wasn't true why would Dumas know because Dumas is like the the insider I don't know like Perez Hilton I thought we follow only Blondie I know I do thank you thank you for clarifying welcome anyway you're a voice for good in this in this world full of evil so then hey marsh

i'm so sorry i'm so sorry so then two million people saw this and they got really mad at me and they were coming at me and they were like, how dare you spread the Gaylor agenda? How dare you talk about her relationship? You're not a real Swiftie if you're talking about a relationship. They had the audacity to be like, why don't you ever talk about her music? You talk about her music all the time.

In fact, I know that every fifth song is the most emotional because of you. Yeah, they're like, why don't you talk about her outfits at the Eros tour? Bitch, I've talked about it all. I talk about everything about Taylor Swift. I've talked about it all. I talk about everything about Taylor Swift. I've talked about it all. So they start attacking me.

They start saying, I hope your plane crashes on your way home from Las Vegas. And you're like, joke's on you. I don't fucking fly. Yeah, I was like, bitch. And then I just turned it into a joke. I said, what am I going to do with all my friendship bracelets? Do I have to rename my dog? Do I have to rename my assistant?

What should I do? There was one other thing you tweeted, too. There was one more, too. Did you name your assistant off of Taylor Swift? No, I just thought it was funny. I just thought it was funny. There was one other thing you tweeted. I also...

Did you see that tweet? What was it? My whole career, I have feverantly defended... Outside, outside. Outside the gate. They have a picture. Oh, boy. It's on top of the number. They have a picture. Oh, boy. It's on top of the number.

I tweeted, because I've defended Swifties for so long. You guys are like, they're as bad as K-pop stans. They're as bad as Barbz. They're as bad as. And I've said, no, they are not. We don't believe that as Swifties. Apparently, they are. So there was another part part though. So you guys

were right. Can you say that again with our names? With our usernames like you said on Twitter. And Wilnef were correct about a partial audience of the Swifties being complete psychopaths. That is not Blondie's fault. She can't

control them all. You're such a good fan. It is not her fault that they are crazy. Q, do I support you? I hope one day that my fans can be as fervent and feverish as you. Yeah. What? In their undying loyalty.

But she did. This is the tea. She came. This is real tea. This is not gossip. This is factual. Taylor Swift herself came out with a statement because 1989 taylor's version came out yesterday 100 from every from pitchfork and every other outlet which is totally valid this is true taylor said in her statement with 1989

the prologue she said before that was my tweet to get this term despicable to get them off my back um she said when creating this album 1989 i wanted people to shut off so i like shut up so i swore off dating and i took on the satire so if you listen to blank space that nice to meet you where you been i can show you incredible things that whole song where she's like you're the next on my list i'm crazy i've heard of it in department stores before the best song of all time it is satirical it's satirical because pitchfork gave it a 10 out of 10 if they are calling me crazy then like i'll play into that character i'll make a million dollars off that song so that's why she wrote blank space right so she went into 1989 not

dating anyone swearing it off uh in her statement she was like so i became friends with girls and i felt i made up for lost time for like friends i didn't have when i was younger and i never thought that people would centralize and sexualize those relationships but they still found a way to do it so fuck you galers i said it well written in the face of these two right now. Sounds like a beard. Taylor said, see you later. No, stop. It's just, it's so sad how society is so unforgiving of queer relationship, like women on women

love. Listen, here's what it is. That famous prominent women can still, they still have to hide it, hide the truth. Here's what I think it is. Fucked up. I think the reason the Gaylors exist, for many people, straight,

Taylor Swift's music and her lyrics are a mirror. So you hope to find peace of yourself. So I would assume many of the Gaylors had some personal interest tied to her sexuality or her hiding something and it like you spoke to them well so listen now you think i'm gay i know but you are i know you're gay you're a gay t ludwig ludwig's your beard i don't think think Taylor Swift is gay or bad or anything. I just think it's a mirror to fans.

No. The reason why they think she's gay is there are pretty fucking damning lyrics about... Girl, you already gave us a slideshow. I remember it. Yeah. Your evidence was bullshit. No, no, no. That was John Mayer. I'm going with Bondi.

Okay. Wait. You just turned. You just said that.i. Okay. Wait. You just turned. You just said that. Okay. Things are moving in an alarming pace. I have to say this. That was confusing.

She has some songs with some lyrics that, like, you listen to them and you're like, there's no way this isn't about Karlie Kloss. But that's the thing. Friend breakups are, like, sometimes more hurtful than real breakups. Wouldn't know about it. Okay. So when. Ten years going strong.

Gay as fuck. As good of a writer as she is. Like she's, you know, she's a great writer. Yeah. She can turn friend breakups into what sound like breakup songs. And so people are like, oh, they were in love. It was a friend breakup. I like her argument being she's too good at music.

She is. That's why people think she's gay. She was too compelling. I'm going to stay off of Twitter for a week after this episode. Now, listen, I was willing to go to war with the Swifties for you, but you were the one that wanted peace very nobly. So we request a peace, Swifty fan base. We back you.

We support you. We love you. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. Where are your fan base at, Cy? 1989. They're not going to watch to this part, Will. 19.

Yeah, they already. I said, fuck you, Gaylers, and they got pissed. Yeah, they already quit the first part of it. Well, we already said we're Gaylers. They are Gaylers. They represent you. So we're Sweden. Does anybody have a spoon?

I don't represent you. I represent love. Oh, boy. Women love women. That's right. Thank you. That's crazy that you actually had a spoon. I have many.

Thank you so much. I eat at my desk all the time. I lead a very lonely life. I'm glad to show you incredible things. Taylor, on 1989, she has a vault track that's about Harry Styles, and holy shit, is it spicy. Whoa, give us the tea, sis. What did it talk about?

Give us the tea, sis. Come on, Barbie. Do you know her PR person, Taylor? Yeah. Austin. Okay, Austin. Look at him. In between texting and eating soup, he dropped a banger.

Damn. Yeah, so my hairstylist talked to Harry Styles PR and said this song is about him. No, this is one of the lines is, let me find it, let me find it. I'm going to find it. This is really good. Yeah.

Those fries are good. Yeah. They're fried with very clean oil. I feel like it's got funnel cake feel. They almost don't even count. I've lost more calories eating it. Have you ever had celery fries? it. I've never had celery fries. Yeah.

I wanted sweet potato, and they gave me regular. It's fucking bullshit. I have a growl, so you just got to eat them all. It's just like, get it out of my sight, bitch. Get it out of my fucking sight. Is this how girls are? No. Yes.

You guys were in college. You went to fraternities. And was this how sorority girls were? I don't know what you're talking about, bitch. This is how every girl is. No. Fuck. You guys are. This has been a not beneficial episode for girls.

We've demonstrated more girl power than Margaret Thatcher, bitch. Come on. Margaret Thatcher. Why are you saying that? Well, we want to fuck her too. Are you going to find this song or do I need to help you with your geriatric ass thumbs? Come on, girl.

Get to clicking. Your mouth was doing all the work earlier when you were slandering Taylor. I was never slandering Taylor. Yes, you were. You said it was a PR relationship. Okay. She says,

if she's got blue eyes, I will surmise that you'll probably date her you dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor you search in every model's bed for something greater oh to be fair he's british so that's a big l you can interpret that two ways why carly claus that he's a bad guy who sleeps around or two that he's laying pipe that's true harry styles you think harry styles laying pipe just fucking python do you think he's receiving pipe harry styles no now you're a hailer i think i think he's no i i think he's too much of like a

oh am i bi i don't know i don't know fucking yeah do i like sucking cock don't know i'm so ambiguous i need to have promiscuous sex with like 50 women yeah it's too much like that for him to be gay i don't look yeah no literally it's too marketable like his style ambiguity harry styles isn't my type really. Fuck, he's going to be so bummed. I'm going to tell him later. This is going to be bigger than her thing on stage. I mean, I'd fuck him. Oh, thank God.

You're going to throw him a bone? I'll throw him a bone, yeah. I'd fuck Harry Styles. These wigs have changed, guys. Yeah, you guys are going to have to start wearing wigs. I'm going to wear it all the time. What else is going on? I'm changed. Yeah, I know. You guys are going to have to start wearing wigs. I'm going to wear it all the time. What else is going on? I'm bored.

Entertain me, bitch. I mean, I have something, but it's not very relevant to anything. It's about dicks. No, it's not about dicks. I am in big trouble. Why? I stole my washer and dryer. What?

And they broke. And now I can't get them fixed because if I call the people, they'll know that I stole my washer and dryer. What? And they broke. And now I can't get them fixed because if I call the people, they'll know that I stole them. Why are you admitting this? I'll bite. How the fuck did you steal a washer and dryer? Well, when I moved a couple years ago,

the people put the washer and dryer in my house and they told me I had to pay for them. And I just never did. Okay. And you left with them no they're in they they put them in it was a new place they installed they installed them but they didn't charge me for them and they said you need to call the police people you need to call the police no you need to call them and uh you need to get them fixed or excuse me you need to pay for them and i never called them just hire a private handyman yeah you think so yes that took two seconds to fix that's crazy because you're the one that's supposed to be able to fix this stuff wait no but this is like a very specific brand

it's like it's like a it's like a samsung or something a very specific brand well no but it's giving me error no no No one knows how to fix Samsung. Wait, so you just hire a generic mechanic and I won't have to pay for it. Samsung, isn't that a rare Scandinavian brand? It's like Wolf for kitchen appliances. It's like you have to get the technician. Is that bad? Should I pay for this?

Yeah. I didn't mean to steal it. I forgot. You can just hire a handyman. Okay. You know what? I'm going to go pay for them. No, you won't. You're not going to pay for it. I forgot. You can just hire a handyman. You know what? I'm going to go pay for him. No, you won't. You're not going to pay for it. There's no shot you pay

for it. Next topic. What's going on? What else is going on in the world? What else do you want to lie about? How about you change the name of your podcast to Lie About It? I like that. Give it here. Yeah. it i like that give it give it here oh yeah oh let's move on i went to uh jeanette mccurdy did a show

i don't know who that is are we supposed to know who jeanette mccurdy yeah she's from she's from i carly she just wrote the book i'm glad my mom died what the fuck is she glad her mom died no it's good her mom died she was a child actor and her mom used to force her to work and like also used to like shower her until she was like 17 and like enabled an eating disorder like it was like

really dark stuff it takes a lot to be talent to create talent like that I guess she's been through the ringer I gotta see i can't i can't see in these fucking things you don't you don't have to no one made you wear the glasses all right i i know that's a strong book title yeah i'm glad my mom but her mom was evil essentially and which was her performance good well that was the interesting thing so i was a

friend you can't say it's bad her mom died and she abused her well this isn't their performance has nothing to do with that so we thought of a stand-up oh so me and my friend go we wait outside you go in and they collect your phones yeah they put them in a bag cool yeah they did that i've always wanted to throw a party with that so if someone so the reason they do that is if someone owns the rights to your intellectual property and it's a live show and they plan on doing a broadcast of it later, they'll seize phones and that will be like a way of controlling the media. So when I start doing more stand-up later, I should start doing that. Yeah, yeah. Much more stand-up.

How did you? Don't say it like that. I mean, at this point. At this point, don't worry. You guys didn't even come watch me. You didn't even come watch. I was busy. Lots of people laughed.

They laughed every time. We should all do stand-up. If only someone had filmed it on their phones, then we could know if it happened or not. Anyway, I go to Rochelle. They collect your phones. She did four shows. She only posted about it on Twitter or Instagram.

So it was a really small show. There was only 100 seats. You're a big McCurdy head, huh? No, my friend is that I went with. I don't know. I don't know. She liked her book. And we thought it was stand-up.

And so we're like, that could be interesting. And we go. And they collect our phones. We sit down. It is not stand-up. It is like, Jeanette walks in the room. She's in her PJs. And she told on Instagram, she's like in her pjs and she like told

on instagram she's like wear your pjs everyone be comfy tonight okay so we were pjs so she walks in and she like she's like so every it's very like it gave me like very like artist like she was like every show is different every show is a snowflake i don't know what we're going to talk about the next hour and a half it's like a live podcast almost i feel like but terrifying because one it's one person i feel like famous people like actually famous people not fucking losers like us they have like they operate on a totally different plane of existence it was crazy like what the fuck i feel like you didn't say i don't know what we're going to talk about the next hour and a half was it good i mean that's kind of what i do every day there you go I'm gonna explain it it was

fascinating sure so it was really good well I don't know so essentially what how and I say this with all respect in the whole wide world to Jeanette McCurdy she's been through some shit um so she first starts by if they take your phone away, are you allowed to talk about it? Like, is it mean of me to talk about it right now? You can talk about it. Okay, so.

You can't leak specific bits or anything like that. No, there was no bits. That's what's interesting. Damn, that's kind of a bit in and of itself. Am I gonna get in trouble? No.

No. Are the McCurdy's gonna come after me? Oh my God. The McCurdy heads? The McCurdy heads? The McCurdy heads? So she like, she like starts telling stories about the cover of her book.

Super interesting. Everyone's laughing. She then starts talking about like boundaries and she makes some jokes with people in the audience about like boundaries in their relationships.

And then she gets at the end. She's starting a podcast soon. So maybe we could get her on at some point. I don't know. Who knows? You know, it could be good promo.

Be cool. She's starting a podcast soon. And so she goes, okay guys, we have about 30 minutes left. Bless you. Audience, do you want to talk about

funny ads for my podcast I'm doing? Or do you want to talk about when you're in a relationship and he has a female friend? And so then of course, the relationship, female friend,

funny ads. Yeah. I would like to hear funny ads oh relation relationship if you're in a relationship and he's got a female friend cares everyone in the audience i want to know about funny ads see tell me she's talking about funny everybody wants to everybody wants to know we should we should talk about that too everybody wants to know so everyone so that's a big bummer i would have walked up and left if my partner won't let me have female friends i will not be with them okay so so everyone wants to hear the story she clearly has t attached to this right so everyone's like female friends and um and so she starts it off jokingly she's like this bitch fucking you know says her name i don't i don't care to spread the name or anything like that um okay hassan manaj sorry keep going don't worry

about it she's gonna tell us how her dog got anthrax too so my makeup artist um no she uh so she like tells a story about how her boyfriend has been friends with this girl for 12 years and they've only been dating for seven years her and her boyfriend but this girl's always given her just that feeling which happens that can happen like just something sometimes it happens sometimes you get like not good vibes and so so everyone's like oh shit that sucks you know like girl that sucks and then they were like someone in the audience because they're just yelling out because it felt like just kind of like a conversation was like well what's his opinion on it and she was like oh well he's here and so like a freaking maori show she has him come down oh how cool is that well

it got really uncomfortable really quick awesome oh that's awesome that's so awesome there was no phone i would i would be so mad i was so uncomfortable i don't think he was mad wait you would be mad in the audience no i would be mad if my girlfriend called me up on stage to berate me about some personal grievance oh of course yeah break up with her so well they've been together seven years. I mean, it's awesome if you're in the audience. Ooh. I think there's a sunk cost fallacy to relationships.

I think you should treat just about every day the same. If someone would violate things that you wouldn't accept on day one, you shouldn't accept them on year seven. Oh, that's a good. Give me an example. Calling you on stage to bitch about what is probably one of your oldest friends in front of a live audience where you can't defend yourself. Well, I agree with that.

It's an awful thing to do on any day of a relationship. Can you imagine airing out your grievance in front of an audience of people that paid to see you? I wouldn't do that. So they're obviously going to be sycophantic. I wouldn't ever do that. That's wild. I would never do that to my partner.

So, what? I said, yeah, like, cut cutie sycophantic jenna mccurdy fans well so he goes down there and it's like uh-oh this is like this is a bad idea like i the person my friend that i went with we immediately looked at each other we're like this is a bad idea like if she wants to resolve well well wait oh boy so yeah so it's like if you want to goss tell your gossoss story, whatever, and then you and your boyfriend can talk about it later. Right?

Like, just keep it light and fun and whatever. Goss. Like, you know. You told her to shut up and dribble. The issue. Stick to the basics, bitch. With bringing your goss. No, no, no.

Make me laugh, monkey man. The issue with bringing the boyfriend down is, like, the parasocialness of it makes it so much more like, now we're choosing sides choosing sides there's only a hundred people he had to he did not really yeah so he got down there and he i would say he handled it as best he could he was like i feel bad coming down here this is your show this should be about you and she's like no they deserve to hear your side too oh god. And this doesn't seem like a healthy relationship. Well, I think it is. That's what's confusing.

I can't wait for the sequel. I'm glad my boyfriend's dead. I think it is a really healthy relationship because you can tell they've had this conversation like a thousand times. Yeah. But I think the problem is getting swept away in doing live shows

and trying to treat your audience like friends. I think there's something honest about your first assessment that there's something very brave about that. Like being so candid, being so, you know, open and honest about your relationship.

But at the same time, that just feels like such an ambush. What if, what if you have a female friend that doesn't respect your, the boundaries of your relationship? Not my friend then. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Fair. Yeah. So I listen, I'm gonna friend then. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Fair. Yeah. So. Listen, I'm going to be honest. I don't have many female friends. Us. Yeah, just us.

Well, part of it is like, I hold all my friends the same standard, right? And I do think that there are lines that are a lot harder to establish with like a female friend in certain instances, but my female friends and I are like tight. You know you know i mean i rely on them the same way i would my my guy friends there's no like weirdness i don't have a lot of girlfriends okay i wish i had more well i mean yeah i have mostly mostly all exclusively men in my life yeah typically um he's one of my only girlfriends so so would so are you guys anti opposite sex friends or same sex friends uh i think i think for me if my uh if my partner has a friend they have to be like they have to respect the boundaries of our relationship yeah as long as there's no boundaries crossed live your best yeah what if what if that friend came first uh it doesn't matter i don't i don't think they need to respect

the boundaries of our relationship period like i well i mean boundaries if she's if they are disrespecting your boundaries sure if they are in beef with your significant other your so i have friends that if my so got into it with it i'd be like well you better reassess your fucking direction because that person's known me since i was six oh i see oh i see if they if my partner didn't like them like i got my best friend my best friend kirk if he if somebody didn't like kirk for who kirk was i mean that would never i would never there you go that would be there would be they'd have to deal with it but on the same front like you said where you just say

they wouldn't be my friend I don't think whoever I would choose as a partner would feel that way about my best friend I think they would want to support me

and have my best friend you'd be surprised especially I haven't encountered it yet when you have really old friends when you have friends that go way back like your SO

will almost be like not in my current relationship but I've had this happen in my life, will be, like, jealous of how tight you are. Like, even Guy? Like, have people been jealous about how tight you and Hasan are? Sure.

Oh. We were just talking about one literally half an hour ago before we started. Yeah, interesting. We both had girlfriends at the same time. For instance, I would never let my girlfriend finish inside me. What? What?

They're trying to be Barbies. Oh. You would never let your girlfriend finish inside you? Yeah. I'm not trying to get pregnant. I'm just making a joke. I thought it was funny. I'm not trying to get pregnant, bitch.

That's right. No, I'm just saying. I've definitely experienced that. And, like, I think if you get into a relationship, I'm very cognizant about maintaining my friendships when I get into a relationship. Because I feel like if you start breaking off friendships for a relationship, you can get isolated in your own head.

And things that that person expects from you can become way more normal. Like the more you isolate yourself in a relationship, the more you lose perspective you're literally describing how uh narcissistic people end up isolating their partners deliberately and push them away from their friends and family so that they are hyper reliant on that single individual that's a there's a telltale first sign of abuse for those of you who don't know at home let's go sisters we are not here for abuse

okay not you don't snap you abuse taylor swift everyone should remember that i did not what yeah let them have their moment what we know we agree no abuse no abuse oh yeah no we totally agree on that this is our episode now no i've gotten addicted wait let me. Let's talk about it. Okay, fine. Anyway, so he gets down there and he tells his side. Right. And the issue is, as soon as he tells his side, the whole audience is kind of on his side. Oh.

Because he sits down there and he's like, I've been friends with her for 12 years. She's a psychiatrist. She got me into therapy. She was there for when my, my mom was going through some things and she got like, she helped me get her help. And like, Oh my God.

Cook a combo. Breaker. Jeanette. Jeanette goes, what about the affair? But then he goes, her husband cheated on her. She's like, She's not the

causer of an affair. Why would she care about his friend getting cheated on? I don't, because I think she was bringing it up. Marge, can I have something wet? I think she was... To drink. I think she was bringing it up as a way of like... Cold.

Oh my god. Soda. Oh my god. Wowoda. Oh my God. Wow. The one time we behaved like Austin, everybody hates it, huh? Straight white men are being, straight white men are under attack. Do you have a fresh cold water in there? Oh, well. I'm sure there's a-

I don't like when he does it either, for the record. I'm charming when I do it. No. That is really interesting. So I think she brought up as a point of being like she's not a trustworthy person but in reality

that was like She's not a trustworthy person because she got cheated on? Yes. I don't think I did the line Yeah it was fucked up. It was weird.

It didn't make sense. Yeah no she's just jealous. I don't She's at fault and she's jealous. It was just a strange it just sucked.

It just sucked because the whole audience is kind of like okay why are we sitting here? Like this was like It was just a strange, it just sucked. It just sucked because the whole audience is kind of like, okay, why are we sitting here? Like, this was like, it was just like, ah, like I want to be on your side. Did she make any good points?

Just that. If I was, I would have enjoyed that. Can we let, can we let, can we finish? I think her best point is that sometimes

you do have like, just like women's intuition, like just a bad feeling about somebody. That's not a a good enough excuse i know but it's 12 year relationship like been through tough times women's intuition the girl is married with kids even though they had an affair they're still together like okay that's even more insane every single thing i found out about this woman and uh and the partner leads me to believe that Jeanette McCurdy is absolutely in the wrong. What's next?

You're going to be like, and also she brought up the fact that she saved an entire orphanage. It was on fire. And she used it as she obviously has attention seeking. Yeah. Yeah. How narcissistic that she saved an entire orphanage that was on fire it was just it was like sad because clearly this has bothered her for a long time so there's deep-rooted insecurity somewhere right so it's like this is really sad i mean well she was like abused by her

mom so i think like that's where it comes from but we're all sitting there and this is just like this is too serious for a live show it feels like and this is really close for the butt to the bone and then and then someone because now it's awkward because they're sitting there just kind of like if it wasn't awkward before so since then someone in the audience says this he raises his hand and he says i feel i almost feel i feel like kind of bad talking about this should i not be talking about it i just don't talk about it i just don't know speak on it sister this is women too much speaking on it that's the name of the show i just it's just like it was just a fat it was just a fascinating experience, genuinely.

Like, that's all I can say about it overall. So then someone in the audience, they raise their hand and they say to the guy, I don't know his name, Bill. He was like, Bill, don't you feel guilty when you hang out or talk to Ashley because you know how much it bothers Jeanette don't you feel guilty like don't you feel bad and then Jeanette immediately breaks down starts sobbing oh my god oh my god she says that yeah that like that she's like can I give you a hug fucking simp ass parasocial ass motherfuckers in the crowd dude literally defending this is that's crazy the guy in the audience gets up goes down gives her a hug for like a while like it's the whole audience is just like that's so crazy it was just were

they applauding yo people in hollywood are so mentally ill so i actually when I was much younger, was there for something just like this at Laugh Factory. I was there the night Dane Cook had his, like, meltdown and got into a huge beef with TJ Miller. That's his name? It was wild. That's a mid-off, dog. Not at the time. Yeah, I'm saying Dane Cook was my favorite comedian's a mid-off, dog. Not at the time. Yeah, I'm saying, I think Cook was my favorite comedian

at a certain point. Yeah, so this was right after Dane's brother stole like a ton of money from him. And he went on stage, and at the time I was the intern at the Laugh Factory. And he bumped Bob, or Bobby Choi, is that his name?

Please look this up. I always forget. Is that his name? Please, please look this up. I, I always forget. He's got a podcast too. And he's actually hilarious. Oh, Bobby Lee,

Bobby Lee. I'm so sorry. I fucked up his last name. Bobby Lee. That's a friend, friends with Ethan too. Yeah. Bobby Lee is hilarious. This dude's hilarious.

And if I'm remembering this all correctly, and you got to remember, this is like years and years and years ago. And I was a baby bumped Bobby Lee and Bobby Lee was lee was like fuck because when you're like a giant comedian you shouldn't bump people and go on before them because the audience and then you proceeded to do a very long set that was super dark and he was just like tearing into the audience and it was like yeah it was like it was like a twitter beef between him and it was it was wild man it was a long back and forth but it was like it was like you described like you could feel the

audience getting like more and more tense and it was like what are we looking at this is weird yeah it just it made me feel like it felt like a fever dream genuinely and i never use that sentence because i see so much that i'm like, nothing feels like a fever dream anymore. Like, it's just, life's crazy. But, like, sitting there, it was just like. And then she stopped the hug. She went back. And she was like, well, I guess we have a lot to talk about.

That's the end of the show. Thanks, guys. That's so weird. We want more. What were people's reaction? Like, could you, like, what the fuck was that? Everyone. One more. What were people's reaction? Like, could you, like, what the fuck was that? Everyone, I think, like, I walked out with my friend, and we were both just like, I felt like we shouldn't have seen that.

And then the people behind us were literally like, yeah, I don't think we, like, that felt way too personal. Like, so it felt, it was like, but maybe that's what she wants. That's why I don't want to, like, condemn it or anything. Maybe it's a part of her genius. I can't tell if it's performance art or if she's just fucking lazy and has a penchant for drama

well this is the weird thing tickets were only $15 she's not making money off of this that's why I think it's genuinely just art $100 $150 that's $15 no it's right a thousand

that's 1500 1500 math that's a one-way ticket from la to miami with business class the venue at least cost in la for two hours maybe she knows the owner yeah no it was probably 900 bucks well she's not making any money i agree it's interesting she's not making any money from that i think one thing we can all relate to that with though is like when you perform enough sometimes your performance can become therapeutic yeah and it just felt like maybe she just was doing a little bit too much it felt like those twitch streams where like you click in and you're like oh and stream and stream or even yourself sometimes you're like i've got and stream i'm sharing too much yeah yeah it was fascinating

that's all i can say it was such an interesting experience it's so fucking lowbrow comment uh commentary and such lowbrow content that this is what we do normally wait what we overshare oh we yeah we do i'm saying like what you watch was essentially a fucking train wreck Twitch stream. I did watch up close and personal. You feel like you overshare us on? No, I don't know. Have you ever been around a friend that you just realize is like having a breakdown? That is wild. That's like a wild experience.

Yeah. Yes. We I think everyone here has had a breakdown like on this podcast on the podcast. Even no, I'm not talking about like I had a has had a breakdown. Like on this podcast? On the podcast even. No, I'm not talking about like. He means breakdown. I mean like breakdown. He had a breakdown.

I broke down on the podcast. He did. We cut that. Nobody knows this. We can cut this again. No, we don't have to cut it. That wasn't like a breakdown breakdown. I started crying. That was definitely a breakdown.

I started crying. I've never seen him cry before. Because you were mad at us for joking at you because the comments had been excessively mean towards you. And I started crying. About the sticker. You were worried about the... Well, everybody was really getting on me about the Disney sticker,

and they were like... We had been... I gave Cutie a Disney sticker. I was not going to sticker I was not going to I was not going to bring it up and they were so mean to me they're like you're a shitty fucking piece of shit human

fuck you how awful it would be to be his friend it was just like very shit that cut deep and so people were so mean to me and then I started I started crying on the podcast because the comments really started to cut deep and we had to cut the whole section out of the podcast. Will had to leave.

Yes, I did. And I started crying. So bad. So there's a, yeah. Will was like texting me like, dude,

is he all right? There was like a, there was a, I don't know what episode it was, but it's clear. There was like a clear, like 40 minute cut comes back back and you're just like. No, I came back and I was like,

oh, sorry, Ludwig called or something like that. Yeah, or something like that. But yeah, no, I completely lost it. That was my mental breakdown. I've never had a mental breakdown. No, you haven't. That I've seen. Teflon Dom, baby.

Will was the best at handling it. Both Hassan and I were like, are you okay? You've never had a breakdown on stream, but you've definitely had some break. Dude, day one, London, that trip, you were having a breakdown. Was I? You don't remember that? I can't make any fucking content. This trip is ruined.

I made you all do it. What the fuck is wrong with me? Oh, yeah. Travel Hassan, you have a breakdown every time we travel. I hate traveling. It's because you fucking, he rolls into the airport with like three duffel bags over his shoulder that have like a computer and a monitor and nothing works. Everything falls apart.

He's like cramped up in the corner of this fucking hotel room. You have anxiety breakdowns. Yeah. You have stress breakdowns. I get like your. Yeah. I'm just like, I might as well be dead. I wish you would just strangle me to death. Just pull me apart like

tissue paper. I just disassociate. Dude, that's okay. I'll just be gone. We're all mentally ill. We're the four horsemen of the apocalypse. We really are all mentally ill. We are the four horsemen of the mental apocalypse. We really do. That to be old. We are the four horsemen of the mental apocalypse. We really do.

That's why we work, though, guys. Yeah. We need to bring it to our... That's why you're my best friends. Make new friends, but keep the old. Some are silver and the others gold. They're gold. A circle of gold.

It has no end. That's how long I want to be your friend. I have no idea what this song is. It's a Girl Scout song. Cutie, you're one of my good girlfriends. Uh-huh. You're my only girlfriend. I thought you were going somewhere with it.

No, I'm just saying. Oh, good. I wouldn't want to lose you. I wouldn't want to lose you. I'm not going to die. No, I mean like if my partner was like, I don't like it. If Caroline all of a sudden was like, get the, stop hanging out with me. What if I had a boyfriend that was jealous of you guys?

That'd be crazy. Well, I mean, Hasan and I mentioned that we had crazy girlfriends in the past and your response was, I want that. And then we walked you through it. I don't want that anymore. I don't want a crazy boyfriend. I want a crazy boyfriend.

BPD is a woman thing. Yeah. I'm just kidding. I don't think that's true. I would like a, I just want a crazy boyfriend. BPD is a woman thing. Yeah. I'm just kidding. I mean, I would like a, I just want to I want a crazy boyfriend, but like in certain aspects of the relationship. You just want a sex fiend. That's all you want.

But, yeah. I do. I think. Is that so wrong though? No, you don't know. Wait, what's wrong with having a sex fiend as a boyfriend? It's not even a sex fiend. Is it just a lot of work? If it's a crazy person, it's not good.

But you can be good at sex and not be crazy. Yeah. You want like a nympho, though. No, I mean, I'm not like, I think a lot of people think I'm like a sex addict, and that's just not true. I don't think people think you're a sex addict. I don't think people think that. I don't think anyone's ever said that. I think people just think you're a woman.

I think you want people to think that. No, I don't want people think people just think you're funny. I think you want people to think that. No, I don't want people to think I'm a sex addict. I think you want people to think you're funny. I haven't had sex in three days. That is not how you break those allegations. Proud of you, man. That's a big step. Good job.

Fucking incel over here, you know? Do you think that we will ever get to a point where sex has less weight huh less weight i think it depends on the person really you don't think in like 20 30 years you might just get you hey how you doing bud you want to do a quick fuck yeah let's do a quick oh you mean like like gay sex no i mean like just sex in general the question you're asking is will will men and women ever evolve to the point where they have gay sex? Because, like, dogs will just fuck in public, right? Right.

Yeah. What if I'm just, like, you know, hanging out at a party and I'm talking to someone? I'm like, why don't you just knock on the door? Hassan is right. You're describing Grindr. Yeah. You're describing homosexuality. Am I gay?

The casual. The final evolution of sexuality. Gay sex is so casual. You'd be on Grindr and be like, yeah, hey, you want to fuck? Well, I have a lunch meeting in 30 minutes. Great. We'll do it. We'll do it before your lunch meeting. And they do sword fights.

Yeah. I mean, not everybody. I don't know anybody personally that does. I mean, I sword fight. But you could sword fight with me if you guys want to. I'll take you up on that. I mean, alright. Would you sword fight me? I'd sword fight with me if you guys want to. I'll take you up on that. I mean, all right. Would you sword fight me?

Sword fight you? That'd be kind of awkward. I think you're going to lose. You think? You're going to stay soft the entire time. So do you think? Oh. I haven't lost a sword fight yet.

Oh, really? He's practicing. I'm not going to lose a sword fight. That's the thing. You see, Will Neff, you'll just be best at everything. You'll beat the shit. I won't even be able to use. You're going to make me have erectile dysfunction from brute force trauma.

We're talking about dicks again. That painting I made is so good. Just draw the ghost. Oh, it's Halloween. We need to do something Halloween themed. Yeah, tell me your spooky stories. Do you guys... Come on with the ghost.

The ghost stories. Who cares? We'll tell them. Ghost stories on the Patreon. Patreon ghost stories. Oh my God, a gang of good ghost stories. I rolled my ankle in my platform Crocs. Damn, save the scary stories of the Patreon, girl.

What the hell? Do you think I should feel bad about talking to Jeanette's thing? Like, clearly, maybe she didn't want people talking about it. We're pretty committed now. Yeah, sorry.

We filled 40 minutes of the space. You chose to do that. I would like to make it very clear. We could have done Will exploring acai bowls. That it was fascinating. Yeah, I had acai bowls and I've been using a lot of face masks.

Yeah, he wanted to talk about both of those things and you were like, no, we're talking. This is the 40 minute Jeanette McCurdy hour. Yeah, you steered the ship in Jeanette McCurdy when we were trying to bail you out. And now you're like, should I have talked about Jeanette McCurdy? Will was like, I tried something new and I'm like, okay, come on, acai bowls.

You're like, let me finish. How long are you going to go on Acai Bowls I had 40 minutes listen it was no Jeanette McCurdy but you got some good stuff I think Jeanette McCurdy is very talented it was a fascinating concept it's too late

Deo Moi is going to fuck you up they're coming back for you concept. It's too late. I've said it a thousand times. Deo Moi is gonna fuck you up. They're coming back for you. I'm not relevant enough to get cancelled this much. Welcome to my life. No, I'm not. Big star. I need more viewers to get cancelled this much. Welcome to my life. You have 20k viewers. You have 40k

viewers. Excuse me. I've got two. Thank you. Before we go, I need to mention something. Oh boy. All of these people in this room are going to be on name your price in Long Beach, California and YP live.com to go buy your tickets. Hassan is so excited to be on the show.

I'm so come see us live in person. And YP live.com five. And that's the last episode of name your price. That is the last. It's the finale. Oh, it's the finale. It's the finale. Oh, it's the finale. It's the finale of Name Your Price.

The last episode potentially ever. We say goodbye to Name Your Price. That's right. Forever. We move on from Name Your Price. No, Will. Forever. There's always a chance there's another season.

Forever and ever, I heard. It's gone forever and ever. No, we don't know that. There will no longer be prices named. Buy your tickets like it could be the last one. Which it will be. No, it very well could be the last one yeah which it will be no it very well could be yeah it's but most likely not but it could be yeah you don't want to miss out on yplive.com i i don't even look at prices anymore yeah because you just save it for naming price yeah i just i feel like it's cheating all right listen i will come back austin i will come

back for another season if we rename rename it The Price You Name, and it's a Japanese game show. Oh, I like that. I'll do it too. Price You Name. I'll do it as well. We got to wear adult diapers. Yeah, it's an 80s Japanese game show.

We both wear full Power Ranger armor as hosts, and the games are different every time, and they're all very abusive. And it has nothing to do with pricing or names. Do the bug one. The one where you use the tube and the bug. You have to blow it. Yes.

Bug tube. Also, Nerf crotch bat, where you wear it like a cup, and then someone just smashes you in the genitals. Okay, I got an idea. Catapult. I'll buy a place in Los Angeles. Catapult baby. Catapult baby.

Catapult baby. You wear a diaper, and whoever gets thrown the furthest wins. I'll do another place in Los Angeles. Catapult Baby. Catapult Baby. Catapult Baby. You wear a diaper, and whoever gets thrown the furthest wins. I'll do another... You know what? I need a touring show next year. How about... Fear Hand. Stadium tour. Dude, you love touring so much.

It's weird. It's so easy. What if we do an intimate 100-person show? I make tons of money. And we pull up our significant others and we absolutely just dog them in front of the audience.

Perfect. I need to get in a relationship then. It's cool. We are we're going to have fans we're going to have fans

assess our parasocial relationships with one another. That's a good idea. Yeah. How about a live dating show? Alright. Alright.

Patreon.com Slash Fear And You can see the sexy episode Behind the scenes It's gonna get spooky It's gonna get spooky It's gonna get sexy We are going to probably

Call back the hotel Which hasn't given Yep It's very late But we're gonna call Andy Money back After almost killing Marsh and Will Neff

No money has been given back Yeah See you later, guys. Yeehaw. I have been using face masks. Oh. Have you been using face masks? I've been using face masks.

Can I answer this as my boyfriend? Yes, put him on speaker. Oh. Oh, he hung up. He didn't hang up. I didn't push it enough time. I didn't push it enough time. Yeah, this is just like that one girl show.

Yeah. Hi, sorry. I'm at Hassan's house. For what? Fear and. Wait, why would she be here? What would she be doing at Hassan's house? I don't know.

Stream shit, but it's late as fuck. I didn't think you guys would hear anything. Yeah, a little suspicious. We normally do it on Sundays, but Name Your Price is going on tour. Name Your Price. All right. You're on the show. We're having gay, sexy, and cuties here to watch.

Yeah. We call it the Q Cinderella Cup Chair. I just, you know, you just shouldn't text me that you're going or tell me that shit. No. Oh. Oh. Whoa. No, I shouldn't have a curtsy show.

Oh, shit. I couldn't find my keys anywhere. I was in a rush. I had to have a Curtis show. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I couldn't find my keys anywhere. I was in a rush. I had to go get us costumes. It was a whole thing. But I should have texted you, and I was in the wrong thing. She was very inconsiderate.

It's okay. You know, just I hope nothing, like, you know, there's a lot of stuff that comes up in life because it's between our loves. Yeah. Oh. That's.