Fear& - QTCinderella's Secret Mormon Life | Fear&

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music, and it's not just sounds and instruments, it's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. This is so good, I've been testing your patience today. Ah! Oh yeah. No, it's all fine. Say I'm girlypop nation. Everything's fine, you're not.

Say I'm girlypop nation! You're not. Say I'm girlypop nation. You're not. Am I girly? Oh, God. We got to cut that. Why do you have to make that weird? Bleep! Welcome back to the Fear M Podcast with our three hosts.

One who is in a perpetual state of self-suck. Wilnef, unfortunately, at Camp Canute. Maybe dead. We don't know. I think he just doesn't like us. Doesn't like us. I don't think he's at Camp Canute no more. Where is he? Family time. It's just a good, good. Doesn't like us. I don't think he's at Camp Canute no more. Where is he?

Family time. Good. I'm happy for him. I'm proud of him. He's in Texas. Marsh says he's in Texas. I'm proud of him and I'm happy for him. He took family time in between.

It's okay. You know why I have to say that? It's because I took time off a lot of it. I ain't taking no time off, dude. It's in your house. I would like to take time off. Everybody always says that, but it's like... I would like to take some more. Alright, that's cute, Kitty. You're not allowed.

Wait, how much PTO have I... Why do you look hot? Okay, you do... Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happening? Whoa, whoa, whoa. First of all, I think I look pretty good today, too. You look all right. Thank you.

Number two. You look fine. And second to that, Cutie, there have been a lot of comments talking about how sexy you are. No, there haven't. There have been. Trust me. On my TikToks, you're like, wow, Cutie. I want to fuck Cutie.

Why are you trying? What is going on? Why am I not? They're all women, too. I want you guys to know I didn't shower today. What? Wait, why do you smell good? Because I always smell good.

No, you don't. Okay, fair. I've never, honestly, you've never smelled bad to me. I've been so busy. This is from, this is my hair from yesterday. I'm not wearing any makeup, so that's really nice. I brought my makeup, put it on. I don't know.

I'm going to do it now. Now I got the compliments. Yeah on um i don't know i'm gonna do it now now i got the compliments yeah now i don't need to fuck it you're a feminine nominon i'm a feminine nominon i saw the fan cam i know that was the nicest fan cam that's the i've ever seen in my life i saw that i was like wow that's so cool did i make you straight i was like damn no i wanted you to be like my sister. Like, hey. You know what I thought when I saw it? I thought, wow, what a wonderful fan cam for a wonderful

friend because I'm not a fucking psycho. No, no, but like do you mean, I'm sorry, was that weird? No, he's saying because I'm normally mean when I see his fan cams. But I have been nice. I sensed last week when I said I'd be nice, I haven't said one mean thing publicly.

I have not seen you. Well, there's your answer. I haven't said anything mean publicly. This is still in the protective barrier of being nice then. So you haven't been nice to me all day? All episode. Because this started on Sunday. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I have until Sunday. I've been nice. Play as many of your fan cams as you want. I won't even make a face. What did you get in return for that? Nothing. I was just too mean and he was feeling sad, I guess. Which is understandable. He has emotions.

Yeah. I'm a human. He's a human after all. Allegedly. He needed supportive friends. Do you guys... I have to complain about something really quick you know that bump on the top of your mouth in between your teeth i bit on something weird yesterday and it hurts so bad it's been driving me crazy all day and i just needed to share that are you gonna be okay no i think i need to use my pto i've been talking about it do you feel like any

hypochondria surrounding it no okay no it's just swollen and like weird not a what is the name of that uh you're and why does your uvula sound it's actually your frenulum that i think frenulum the frenulum of my think i was even close penis penis frenulum there's so many frenulums oh sorry okay frenulum that is crazy wait why is there a straight line On like all the frenulums on your body It's the top of your mouth It's the bottom of your tongue

It's under the tip of your penis What the fuck Think about it It's one straight line Penis I just didn't like it It sounded like a slur coming out of your mouth I don't know why

You can't talk about penises anymore I'm sorry this isn't being don't know why. You can't talk about penises anymore. I'm sorry. This isn't being mean. This is being constructive. You've lost penis talking privileges. You can't say penis. Wait, why? Because it was uncomfortable for both of us. Yeah, I don't know why.

I was talking about it in a medical... You have to call it a wang from now on. No, you need to... That penis is not the medical term for penis. For him. What would it be? Go to the doctor. He says, whip out your cock. Yeah, the cockulous. is not the medical term for penis. For him? What would it be? Go to the doctor.

He says, whip out your cock. The cockulous. Let me see your cock. I'm going to suck it. Why did you do that to him? That was better. What the fuck? That's way more inappropriate. Don't have the penis pass. Penis is just weird. Don't say that word. Penile region.

I think peas are weird out of your mouth. I think I'm going to keep saying whatever I want to say. What's the point in bullying then? Would you get off your phone? It's family time. I am getting family messages right now.

Yeah. Austin showed up. Typical. This motherfucker is way too comfy okay okay this dude walks into the house yep and i'm like oh why are you so early and he got mad at me yeah i was like what do you mean what do you think i got a private jet i was like no but you didn't even text me that you were showing up like because i assumed that you thought i would be coming right i know but i didn't know when i know but i showing up. Cause I assume that you thought I would be coming. Right.

I know, but I didn't know when I know, but I mean, that's crazy that you just like got mad at me for being like, Oh, you're in my house. What's happening? Well, I mean,

I, I, I flew in, I had to get a flight and I was like, I got upset because I was like, are you staying tonight? Yeah. Okay.

See, I didn't know. It is okay, but you should probably tell me sometimes. Cause what if the bed's dirty? I checked. It is, I think by the way. Um,. Because what if the bed's dirty? I checked. It is, I think, by the way. But which is totally okay.

He'll sleep in it. I'll sleep in it. It's his fault. It's going to be okay. It wasn't my fault. I should have told you to clean it, but it's fine. It's going to be okay. I'm sorry we don't have turndown service.

No, no, no. It's fine. You should get it. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, I think that would not be, you wouldn't even notice that. You wouldn't notice it. Like if you, if you had turned down service and honestly, like a little better lighting

in the bathroom would be a little bit. Also for the first time in my life, I came in your house and I can see the top of your dining table. Yeah. Compliment. That's compliment. Oh yeah. Oh, it's because we had an engagement party for my brother.

My mom and dad basically took everything in this house and put it in this room actually, which was making me go crazy. But luckily they took it all out. That's funny that they kept the anime pillow out though. Yeah. Well, that's,

you know, so you can't touch that. I, I came in and I checked with your mother if the room was there and they cleared it for me. They said, nobody's staying here with hospitality. I did. I said, I said, I asked your mother if the room was clear and they cleared it for me. They said, nobody's staying here. I checked with hospitality. I did.

I said, I said, I asked your mother, I said, is there anybody, is the room available? Is there somebody staying here? And they said, no, it's, it's ready for you. Oh yeah. It's ready for you, Mr. Schill. And then your dad made me a sandwich. Oh, that's so nice. Dude, his dad, his dad said, Austin, would you want a sandwich?

And then I was like, no, I'm full. And then his mom was like, but he makes a really good sandwich. And I was like, I'll take half a sandwich. And he made me half a sandwich and he poured me a glass of cold water in a glass. Romantic. Yeah. My dad's trying to fuck you, dude. My dad's trying to get gay as fuck with you.

I mean, hey, just finally he can be comfortable around somebody. I have Mormon drama that I'm ready to talk about. Oh, I'm ready for the drama. Also, I have to complain one more time. I also have a complaint. Why is it so hot? Yeah, outside. Oh, outside you mean?

I was about to say, it's fucking cold in here. No, it's like miserable. Retweet. Okay, first of all. Retweet, it's too fucking. Retweet. Okay. First of all, retweet. It's too fucking hot. I'm ready for fall. We have a heat advisory warning until Saturday. Today reached 109 degrees.

I'm done with it. You're running for president. Do something about global warming. I'm out of fucking control. You don't talk about it enough. I am not running for president. All you talk about is stupid stuff. Yeah, like. I am no longer running for president. I don't even know what he talks about.

I unfortunately do, which is why I can't say what he talks about. I don't know what you talk about. He talks about some very serious, heart-wrenching. Yeah, like Jason called me the other day to show off his haircut. Oh, yeah. I saw that clip. And I was in the midst of like covering a school shooting. Yeah.

And he's like, yo, I'm covering a school shooting. And what did Jason say? Do you like my hair? Damn. Do you like my hair? That's what he said. He's like, yo, but real quick. Yeah.

But you're right, cutie. It is too goddamn hot. And it's making me angry. Yeah. I was grumpy today. Yeah. Are you getting sunburned a lot? hot and it's making me angry. Yeah, I was grumpy today. It made me a little angry too because

I was bawling this morning as I usually do. At 8 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, and normally at 8 o'clock is supposed to be a little bit more reasonable the temperature. It was not reasonable. It was like 95 degrees by 9. I pulled up at 7 p.m. It's 92 degrees outside. It's ridiculous.

I was getting angry on the plane because I was on the plane and it was like we were at the gate and it was so hot and I was sweating in the seat. It's going to cause planes to crash. I'm calling it. It does take longer to take off in heat because it's performance

related. The engines are going to get too hot. It's going to fall. I have a gift for both of you guys. Really? Yes. Present. Oh, I have a gift for you guys, too. Oh, my God.

Is it Turkish delicacy? Oh, my God. My macros are so fucked up today. Oh, wait. That's Lebanese. Oh, wait. I love baklava. Wait, who made it?

Is it sweet? It's from a... You probably shouldn't try to rip it apart with your hands. Just bite into it. What are you doing? Bite into it. That's what you're supposed to do my tone QD accidentally

ate it the correct way by flipping it over by the way I didn't accidentally did I teach you that no I didn't know that he's a chef you think you taught me because I'm white yes he doesn't like white people

I know this is so good Who made it It's a Turkish restaurant Did you make it Why were you so excited you didn't make it Because it's Turkish And it makes me excited when people enjoy Turkish delicacies You know this is going to get me shit

But we went to New York And saw Tarek and we went to the Salt Baes restaurant Oh god it sucks this is going to get me shit, but we went to New York and saw Tariq and we went to the salt Bay's restaurant. Oh God. It sucks. Except for their baklava. So good.

Really? Yeah. They probably get it from like a distributor that like makes, they probably don't make it in house. I'd be shocked if they did. Um, so that guy salt Bay, here's some fun facts about salt Bay.

So he originally is like a super well-trained chef. And he used to have this restaurant called Nusret in Turkey, which I guess is still the same name. But this restaurant was actually a super high-class fine dining institution. He was originally the apprentice of the chef that literally brought the technology of dry dry aged steak, which Americans take for granted without even thinking about it to Turkey. Like is so he went to Argentina to Brazil. He learned all these different cuts. I think he might have even went to Japan and he was like this pop and ass chef.

And then the salt Bae shit happened. And then he just kind of like became this meme and he really meme-ified himself and gained an unimaginable amount of prominence. Not only that, but also it spawned off like all these other Turkish chefs as well who have their own thing like CZN Burak, Cezn Burak, and many others that also have their own massive franchises. They like really pop off in the Gulf States. They have like so many restaurants and stuff. the quality drop-off has been insane yeah this guy went from like an actual decent chef like a real legit steak chef to a guy who is just a fucking meme and puts gold crusties on your burger or whatever the fuck he does and it's disgusting yeah pisses me off i've never been there too much salt it's not that much salt no it's not no i thought i thought maybe salt bae would have maybe a little high sodium no really no no it's just a

meme because he does that that's it i was like too much oh so it's a good mess What's that? Beer and is going to Oogie Boogie Bash Wait when? You're not invited I'm not invited You missed last time You know what that's okay No we didn't even get you a ticket specifically Because we knew that you would not have time

No I totally had time No I have to Wait I have to make sure I can No we'll see we'll see if you can come because i can't move the dates boogie boogie bash is only certain days no i i would never ask you to move the dates for anything what's going on in end of october for you sir what day i know how many goddamn tickets you got on there a lot oh my god guys she has scrolled like 20 times to get to this fucking ticket

It's in October October 27th Oh yeah I'll be here Yeah 100% What were you going to do October? I am taking my uncle to a football game for his 70th birthday At the end of First part of November

PTO not approved Rejected You guys like coordinated that That was cool. What? The Oogie Boogie, you didn't get a ticket or you just went with it. We always lie to you. That was yes and.

Yeah. That was a very good improv. We like, yeah. Okay, let's hear it. Let's hear it. What do you guys try to cover? Why are you more excited about Oogie Boogie? Read it at a 10.

Read it at a 10. I'm ready. This is a 10. I'll give it a 9.5. I'll be honest. It could have used a little more pistachios. Seven and a half. Why?

I am not craving it at this moment. Oh, my God. Right? Sometimes you got to be in the mood for it. I hope this gets made into a TikTok and the Turkish chatters eat your ass alive. Okay, fine. We'll find somebody that can translate into Turkish subtitles. Look, I've got a grievance.

Okay. We're all over the place. Oh, do we want to focus? I'm just not happy that you guys weren't more excited about Oogie Boogie Bash. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Do you know how hard tickets are to get? I got fucking five of them. I don't know. Oh my god. Cutie, I'm sorry. And we wear Halloween costumes. You get to go to

Cars Land. I don't know what the fuck has gotten into me. I'm so excited. I don't know anything about Oogie Boogie Bash. No, no. Oogie Boogie bash it's a big deal disney's halloween celebration okay and you should be thankful okay question for you is this still gonna be like last time where half of the shit's closed well we go to california adventure so we go to the other park and we get like walk on to every ride like every ride we just walk on it oh fuck yeah okay what should my costume be?

Well, we have to dress as a group. Judy's going to pick it. Let's be real. And I'm going to pick it. Can we be hot? I was thinking it's a Disneyland. Okay, sorry. I was thinking it'd be fun if we were from Winnie the Pooh. Okay. And Will's obviously Tigger. I'll be Eeyore.

I don't think you're Eeyore. I think you're Piglet. Okay. Wait, who be Eeyore. I don't think you're Eeyore. I think you're Piglet. Oh, okay. Wait, who's Eeyore? I think I'm probably Eeyore. Okay, all right. And I think he's Pooh. I can't be disrespected, my dear leader Xi Jinping.

Piglet's the anxiety one. Okay. Well, I'm more depressed than you. Yeah, that's true. And then I think Marsh can be Owl or Kanga. Okay. Or we can be something else. But that's just an idea.

But it has to be Disney. Bo Peep? Oh, we could be Toy Story. We could be Toy Story. We could be the sheep. We could be... You guys will have to give us ideas in the comments. We could be Hercules.

Okay. We could be Pain and Panic and Hercules and Meg and Hades. That could be cool. Toy Story is fun. We could do Cinderella. You guys could be the ugly stepsisters. The only reason

why Austin wants to do Toy Story is because he has the Woody costume and he didn't refund it so he can get second use out of it. that's why he wants to do toy how'd you fucking know you penny pinching ass motherfucker i know you had a woody costume yeah i do have that still let me think but we're so excited yeah it's gonna be great we can do nightmare before christmas okay i don't know them well enough look i'll do whatever tell us in the comments what we should be i've never fully watched Nightmare Before Christmas. I don't really like it.

I think I was at like the roomies house a long ass time ago like way back in the day for an event and they were I think it was around Halloween and they wanted to watch it and that was the first time I ever or was it Halloween or Christmas? Probably Halloween. I think you were there too. I don't know. Most likely

but. On places. They put it on and I watched a little bit of it and I've never fully seen it. It's kind of weird. I don't really like it, but it has a cult following. Yeah. We'll come up with something and it'll be cool and it'll be awesome. It's going to be great and it's going to be streamed on Cutie Cinderella's channel. It doesn't have to be on my channel.

Okay, I'll do it. Not on your channel for goddamn sure. Okay, well, I mean, I was just suggesting. You stream once a year. Maybe by October I'll be streaming weekly. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, for goddamn sure. Okay, well, I mean, I was just suggesting. You stream once a year. Maybe by October, I'll be streaming weekly. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. Who knows?

You never know. What time is it supposed to be at? One of these days. It's like 4 p.m. Oh, it's like the gay night. Yeah, it's like gay night. Okay. But it's at the other park.

Okay, your grievance. I'm ready. Sorry. I need your guys' opinion on this. It's not an airport story. Huge. Finally. It's a car story. Okay. I got picked up from... It's still in your category. Sorry. I need your guys's opinion on this. It's not an airport story. Huge. It's a car story.

Okay. I got picked up. It's still in your category. Like if we're playing jeopardy and we're like the Austin show category, it's right. It's still in there. Right. In there. Boston show.

Bingo. You're drinking. Yeah. I got an Uber at the airport and I get picked up by a guy. Still brought up an airport. Fuck. I got an Uber at a place at which you arrive on a plane. Okay.

Um, I got an Uber. Okay. at which you arrive On a plane I got an Uber The guy comes and picks me up I'm like getting my bags in the car As I'm getting my bags in the car It's a Tesla I fucking hate Teslas First of all I hate Elon Musk And I fucking hate electric cars

Because they take forever to charge Electric cars are fine Okay they're fine I'm just being a bitch But he says hey i hope you don't mind i have to charge the car that's crazy yeah and i'm at the curb and i already got my bags in the car and i'm like i was thinking okay he's done this before he like maybe is gonna find a supercharger right outside LAX. What do you mean? I have to charge the car.

If you're in, if you're an EV, that means he has to sit there with you for at least at minimum, like 35 minutes. No, it was, he said five minutes. Cause he found a supercharger.

So I'm looking at this map and he's like navigating through LA to find a supercharger. I did the math and I, he thinks that I'm just like a tourist cause I've never been here before, but I know the city. He navigates me 20 minutes out of the way to a supercharger that we sit at for five to 10 minutes while he gets out and smokes a cigarette. How much did he charge?

I have to look at the uber it was quoted at 70 let's see what what the actual price no i meant like um how how how much did the battery get charged in five minutes uh like it got like 50 miles oh just 50 miles yeah it got like 50 miles also he was driving crazy super stressed because his battery was so it was at zero percent when we got to the supercharger like he barely made it so anyway i was very upset i don't know if i'm do you think i made the mistake by getting in the car to begin with should i have said no i'm gonna cancel but like it's such a awful position i would say that but i also would never say that out loud like i would think i would say that but i like that's what i would tell a friend to do but i would never do it yeah and i kind of

was like hey bro just lie what do you mean you gotta be like nah my mother is dying at the hospital so i'm sorry i have to literally get another car i hate to do that you would have hated this guy how quickly did i drop that see is that is that your would you know that no i wouldn't you would have just looked at me like i I'd be like, no, I would have eaten it probably. You would have complained in the car though. No. I would not have. I kind of started to complain.

The guy said, it'll only be five minutes. And he shut me up and I was like, oh my gosh. No. I don't know what he was. I don't know what he was. Whatever he was, I'm not allowed to just like, I don't know. Just was. I don't know what he was. Whatever he was, I'm not allowed to just like, I don't know. Just doesn't look. Are you nervous?

Yeah, I'm a little nervous. Why are you getting a little sweaty here? No, guess his race. You thought, wait, was he Armenian? Hold on. Let's go back to that. I was doing a joke. I was being Turkish.

Okay. Oh, so it's okay when you're Turkish. Yeah, I was being racist. Okay. All right, fair. All right, so. Okay. Yeah.

Record shows. Anyway, I made it here uh in double the time yeah you did you didn't even have anywhere to be on time dog why are you stressing it's not like you were an hour and because the guy was crazy dry when you know cutie is going to be at least minimum 15 late and i was and she texted in the chat. She's like, I'm going to be late. I have no excuse other than it's hot. Yeah, it is hot. That's crazy. It's like really hot. It's really hot. It takes a long...

Is your air conditioning working in your car? Well, yeah, in my car. But you should know my office doesn't have air conditioning. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, it's on like the second floor. Shut the fuck up. And so all the heat is just like... What does your office have air conditioning? I don't know. What's wrong with you second floor. Shut the fuck up. And so all the heat is just like, and I'm just like trapped in it. Why doesn't your office have air conditioning?

I don't know. What's wrong with you? It just doesn't have one. What are you doing? What do you want me to do? You need to get air conditioning. Put a vent in there? Yes.

You need to go to Costco. Huh? Get one of those like standing air conditioners and just stand in front of it. It'll be loud. You can't stream with that. Yes, you can. Wait, is that where the table's at? Yeah.

No, the table? Like my show? Yeah. No, no, that's at a studio. And it's air conditioned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but you're just like... That's where I shot my, I think, intro.

Yeah, your thing. Your desktop stream is just like... Yeah. So sometimes my computer will just like shut down because it's too hot. Oh my God. I should get an air conditioner, but it's like... That's insane that you don't.

You stream out of a straight up studio. I didn't even realize. No. Not my desktop. The table, yeah. He's talking about my shows. The shows I do, I do them in a studio. But my desktop's in that office that has no air conditioner. You need air conditioning in there.

Hey, okay guys. It's not good for your health. Do you have central air? We do, but there's no vent in that room for some reason. Is it an age thing? Did Ludwig put you there to punish you? I don't think so. Does he hate you? But I will say when Connor...

I bet his ass has air conditioning in his streaming room. And Connor's stream setup has air conditioning, too. Wait, what? Connor has stream setup has air conditioning. Wait, what? Connor has a permanent setup? Yeah. And his permanent setup has air conditioning, but your ass doesn't have air conditioning? Well, because I wanted a little room and Connor's just in a corner somewhere

in a room that has air conditioning. That's crazy. That is crazy. How do you feel about that? I feel fine. I feel a little hot most of the time. Why the fuck does Connor have a permanent streaming room? It's just being your house. I just call it Connor's. It's just our extra setup for when people are in town.

So the extra setup when people are in town has air conditioning. Yeah. And yours does not. No. I have beef with your boyfriend. Why? You always have beef with him. Yeah, what did he do this time?

No, he's the same as you. He doesn't reply ever. Like, I literally texted him and I was like, I hope you're good, King. He replies to me. After he, like, had his bike accident. And I hit him up and I was like, I hope you're all right, King. No response. Not only that, but also, he's supposed to be fucking hitting me back for the debate lords.

He's locked in. Oh, he never told me that. Oh, he told the Twitch people. I heard about that. Yeah. I heard from my partner manager He's locked in. Oh, he never told me that. He told the Twitch people. I heard about that. I heard from my partner manager he was locked in. Yeah, I heard from mine too. They were telling me about it. Yeah. This motherfucker hasn't told me. He's told everybody else. What is going on?

He's locked in. Yeah. Okay, that's good. That makes me happy. And then he's coming to whine about it live afterwards. That's nice. You guys can come if you want. I was going to say, are we invited? You can come. I don't think you'll like it. I'm not.

I'm excited. Are you kidding me? I'm not going to be there because I hate Maya. Like, it's not even. Oh, okay. No, go crazy. Why? She doesn't know it's Maya, dude.

Because he loves global warming. Yeah. And Maya's combating it. I hate animals, and I hate Maya for that reason. Because she likes animals? Yeah. We have a thing that we're supposed to be doing about fundraising. She doesn't even know we're going to fight.

Like physically? Yeah. Oh, wow. Damn. Don't tell her. I won't. You're going to beat Maya's ass at TwitchCon. Nah, she won't.

She never watches Fear In. That's true. Too misogynistic. That's true. Only because of you. That's true. I talk a lot of shit. You know my favorite thing to say? This is so funny think it's funny but maybe people don't people will come up to me sometimes

and they'll be like i love fear and and i go why oh my god i think it's so funny every time okay people take it seriously yeah people ever come up to you and like they'll be like i don't know like all i get a fan that'll come up and they'll be like oh can i get a picture with you i'm such a big fan of hasan i've never had that in my life i'm so sorry it happens all the time and i know it's happening because like somebody will come up to me and they're like vaguely queer looking and I'm like oh my god This is a Hasanabi head What?

If they have more than one piercing it's a Hasanabi head Okay okay I have another gripe with Cutie Okay Were you offended by that? Yeah he loves piercing This is directly related to Both whine about it yuck and also and also cutie's

genuine hatred for the podcast that she is a co-owner of fear and i'm not a co-owner we're actually on paper we've never signed yeah we're not you could pull the rug oh pull the you could pull the paperwork and like we're not on the papers. Yeah. We get paid every month. You guys have literally taken out more money from the Fear and Podcast Revenue Fund than I have. I've never touched it. You have.

You just don't know. No, I haven't. You haven't touched it? Yeah, Marsh has all of his in his bank account. Oh, Marsh fucking starts sending it this way. He doesn't want it. He wouldn't even know. He's saving it up for college tuition.

Yeah. I'm going to take it. He won't even notice it's gone. Take a couple months. Let's go to Cabo. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

We haven't gotten to my gripe yet. Okay, ready? You unveiled a collaborative effort with another male-dominated podcast. It's called The Book Reading Club with The Yard. You don't know how to read. I've literally

read more books than all of you combined. We're not talking about manga. I'll be honest, Hasan, I don't want to be in a fucking book club. You can be in the book club, Hasan. I really want to be in a fucking book club. What the fuck? You can be in the book club, Hassan. The fuck do you want to be in a book club? Oh, yeah.

I really want to be in a branded partnership with a yard. It's not branded. I really wanted to be in the yard book club. It's on the line about it. You are a part of this podcast. You didn't even think to suggest, like, maybe we should do a collaborative book club. Number one. I don't want to read.

Don't point to him. Okay. I mean, if you want me to, I will do whatever it takes, but to be a good participant member of this podcast, but I don't want to read. I would like the yard isn't. Okay. So you want to hear the thing? Wow.

You're floundering. I'm not floundering. That's what I'm talking about. Okay. So Maya and I, so the wine about a Patreon is stagnant. And so we were brainstorming what to make it more interesting. And we're like, let's do a book club. Oh, Ludwig's want to do a book club.

And then Slime's want to do a book club with Ludwig. What if we just all do it together? Yeah, that's fine. So we said to the yard, you want to do a co-op? We do one month on our Patreon, one month on your Patreon. And they said, no, keep the slop. Put it all on your Patreon. So they're not benefiting anything from our slop.

Our Patreon's also floundering. so I understand why she chose that. Our Patreon is not floundering. I'm just kidding. We're doing fantastic. We're going to do more things for them. I don't think we will. What do we have for tier twos? The advice show that I try to film at the end of everything, but it's just not sometimes people.

Oh, okay. That's cool. I try to do it right after the show, but nobody wants to do it with me. Oh, it's our fault. Your advice show is not happening. Do you want to film it after this? Marsh doesn't want to.

He doesn't want to film with me. I can't believe you just used Marsh's exit ramp. If Austin brings back his advice show for three episodes in a row, I will bring back TikTok time with Cutie. Okay, do it. But I'm not on your advice show. his advice show for three episodes in a row, I will bring back TikTok time with Cutie. Okay, do it. But I'm not on your advice show. Your advice show is alone. Yeah, it's fine. I'll do it alone.

Can I do it remotely? Yeah, absolutely. This is why socialism doesn't work. It just produces lazy employees chat. We are not lazy employees. We just came up with an agreement. What's on your tier two? What are you going to do?

Bozo? It's called me carrying the pod. He doesn't take PTO. No, he doesn't take PTO. He took one episode of PTO. I didn't even want to be taking that episode. We are in your fucking house. Yeah, if anything, he doesn't charge us for this room, so that's kind of nice.

After this podcast, he could charge us. Yeah. You are going to go to bed after this. Don't give him ideas. In your house. I'm so confused. Like, yes, I took, I carved out an entire fucking room in my own house so that we could film a podcast

in a reasonable location that's not like where... I like that. His gripe about me turned into us being mad at him. I don't like that. You can be in the book club. I don't want to be in the book club. I want to be the book club. Okay.

He just wants the fame. Don't. There's no fame. You can be the book. Wake up. I have another book club. I'm just saying he's hurtful that you chose to collaborate With the yard and not with your actual podcast

We can do movie club With your aunt Where we watch a movie once a month Wait Will would love that I would like that too We could watch a movie together We could get on beanbags Movie club

And we record ourselves watching a movie That would be so fun. There you go. Can you give me a 7 out of 5? What? You gave us a 7 out of 5? I mean a 7.5 out of 10? Yeah. Sorry I streamed all day. It's a nice rating I think.

Marsh will you pull up the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives trailer on Hulu? Or like that's what you have to type in. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives trailer on Hulu? Or like, that's what you have to type in. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives trailer. It's on Hulu. But you can find it on YouTube. Yeah.

This is what I needed to talk about. Is this show. And it has me kicking my feet, giggling. I love. Okay. So first of all, I believe that might be the Logan temple. Will you search the Logan temple for me? Just so we know. Mormons are crazy.

Just so I know as a Mormon, if I got it right. Have you ever been? No, I got it wrong. Going to hell again. What temple is that? Yeah, you ain't getting your planet. Look up the... Give me a

Mount Timpanogos temple. Let me see. Timpanogos. Timp. I'm dyslexic. Yeah. Post-March. Dang it. Damn, double L.

Third try. Give me the South Jordan temple. Okay, you literally said all the temples. No, I didn't. There's so many. Wait. Damn it. Fuck, fuck, fuck. That's kind of close. Whatever. Whatever. I got it wrong.

Couldn't find it. The Mormon temples are so ominous looking from the outside. There's one in West LA. Wait, did I say Lehigh? Give me Lehigh Temple. Final answer. Final answer.

I used to have all my temples memorized. And I know this isn't you talk. The mountains. God damn it. I fell off. Are you even fucking used to have all my temples memorized and i know this isn't utah because it the mountains god damn it you're i fell off are you even fucking mormon like what are you catholic i don't know any of this i fell off i fell off i i am genuinely questioning your mormon i you know who would know who this is what the temple this is who immediately nara smith yeah You're right, because she's more... She would have fucking locked that shit in

first try. She would be like Gio Rainbolt with the Mormon temples. I'm going to text my sister. I bet she'll know. Which temple is this? She'll tell me right off the bat. Is she still Mormon? My sister? Yeah.

Let's just see if she can first guess it. I see missionaries in the airport every once in a while you know it's probably in the description i know but i just want to see if my sister knows which temple is this yeah what is it oh is that a new one maybe that's why i never learned it let's watch this oh that's where um byu is you think so what is this kitty okay so this is another one of those um just another little hulu show i don't know if you guys remember that like those tiktok mormon moms that got outed for being swingers you don't remember that drama

kind of yeah like a year ago or something like that but apparently this is about that group but when i i watched this and i was um i was shocked because it's the typical clickbait of like secret lives of mormon wives but they all seem like they're fake mormons um not to get keep mormonism but it does because they're wearing tank tops and stuff. They're not Mormon anymore. They, I don't know. Who knows? But let's, let's, let's watch it.

The Mormon church. There are a lot of rules that we have to follow. We were raised to be these housewives for the men serving their every desire. Have kids by the time you're 21 or in my case at 16 well i'm like whoa yeah that one doesn't make sense either wait why because she said at her it's a group of mormon moms making in her case she had a kid at 16 but like in mormonism you're not supposed to have sex until you're married and she wanted to be married at 16 so there's like a bunch of stuff that i'm like are Mormonism you're not supposed to have sex until you're married and she wanted to be married at 16. There's like a bunch of stuff that I'm like

are you actually telling me Mormons don't get married at 16? No. No they don't. They don't. Can you even legally get married at 16? Cutie. They don't. Cutie. They don't. The fundamentalists do but not

Yeah what would that be?'s the flds this is the lds there's a difference there's a difference there's a difference there's a difference your honor all right next those are radical it started with whitney macy mikaela and i we're breaking a norm okay pause it if i could see your coochie what the fuck kind of mormon i know they're not mormons that's not even wearing a special underwear i think it's more like secret lives Okay, pause it. If I could see her coochie, what the fuck kind of Mormonism is this? They're not Mormons anymore. She ain't even wearing the special underwear. I think it's more like Secret Lives of Salt Lake Wives, not like Mormon Wives, because none of them are wearing garments and stuff.

But they're not Mormon anymore. Well, even in these videos, they're claiming to be Mormon. Oh, really? Yeah, there ain't no way. Go back. Let me see this for scientific purposes. I mean, look at her arm. Scroll back.

Scroll back. Yeah, what's going on? There's no secret underwear there. I've seen romney garments i know what it looks like like mitt romney has been shown he wears his garments yeah yeah he's like fucking max leveled out mormon god that's great he's like an eighth level dan and mormonism bro he's got like he's got access to the temple you know his planet is going to be popping With his first wife Who's there permanently locked

Wait, did his wife die? No, but you can only take your first wife Does he have a second wife? Well, actually guys can take more than one wife But the wife can't That's crazy, so if you remarry, you're like, I'm sorry No, yeah, that's why Mormons This is only an earthly thing

Correct me if I'm wrong on this, but I've heard from like a super high up, like Mormon families, like granddaughter that I remember not been hooking up with at the time. She was not exactly a Mormon any longer. That was she a Mormon before you met her? Yeah. I converted away from Mormon.on she's she found islam which is a lot like mormonism so um she told me about the planet thing i was shocked i was like tell me everything yeah and she said that mormons actually maintain a pretty decent relationship even after they get divorced for that reason. No. That's what she told me.

That's situational. Because my mom and dad got divorced, and my mom hated my dad. I know, but they're trapped. My mom is still technically sealed to him in the temple, yeah. Your mom is literally at his planet, your dad's planet right now. Yeah, apparently. That's crazy. She's probably lighting shit on fire.

She's probably so mad. Yeah. Like, God damn it. Fuck it. So you're telling me that Mormon, like, first husband-wives, like, don't maintain good relationships? No. So that they can have... No.

I guess, you know, maybe they weren't that invested. I mean, I think it's situational. Yeah. Is your mom, like, super Mormon, though? Yeah. Damn. He was Mormon. Like, mormon funeral and everything so like she straight up was like i'm taking this l like even if i die at a certain point like i fucking hate this man and i'm stuck on his planet yeah yeah that's gotta

be like i wonder what she was thinking she was was just a drama queen. She would have loved Brat Summer. Is that where you get it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not kidding you. I was like eight years old and I'd be in the back. I remember this is like my mom would die again if she knew I heard this. That's a crazy thing to say.

She would. She'd be so mad. One time I was in the car. It was like in between my parents getting divorced and my mom was definitely in her slut era and she did not know that i was self-aware enough wait your mom was like hooking on with other dudes dude yeah like well after they got divorced yeah she like was she was in her slut era and then she started going back to church and got married again like she did the secret lives of mormon wives shit, yeah. But she never rocked that. She dated, this is the funniest thing, my mom dated Flava Flav's brother.

She dated Flava Flav's brother? Yeah, isn't that funny? Damn. Except, I don't know if she lied about it. Isn't that funny? Wait, did she? Because my mom was such a liar. Oh, she was like you.

Yeah. So I have no clue. Because then I was like, Mom, I don't think that's Flava Flav's brother. And she was like you. Yeah. So I have no clue. Because then I was like, mom, I don't think that's Slaver Flay's brother. And she was like, it's his half-brother. And I was like, I don't think that's true either. I was like, how many brothers does Slaver Flay have? I don't recognize him. But this is what I was saying.

In his slut era, I was in the car. So I think they got divorced when I was like seven or eight or something. And I'm in the car. And my mom was on the phone with her friend gossin and she was talking about giving a guy a hickey on his thigh on his thigh and i didn't know what that meant and then i went to school the next day and i asked my friend i said what's a hickey and then she told me and i was like mom that's crazy hickey on the thigh is wild yeah that means she probably gave do you think you do you think you're going wild do you think you're no longer mormon because your mom had a ho phase yeah i think since i was

exposed to that because my sister wasn't in the car and she's still mormon so that was a defining let's ask let's ask a psychiatrist do you feel like it's a good thing that i'm not mormon yeah um i think i would be happier if i was like still in the naive brainwash. Like I'd be like naively happier. There's so much more like life is so much easier if you're like brainwashed. Did I? I'll be honest. Did I ever tell you that I was Mormon briefly?

What? How? I, my mom. Are you lying for attention? Swear to God. No, no, no. Swear to God. Half my family's Mormon and from Alaska. They all live in Alaska.

That makes sense. And my mom decided that briefly she wanted to be Mormon. So we went to like Mormon church service. And I went to a Mormon church service. How many times? Probably a few times. I remember because I remember I took the sacrament, which is the bread. Yeah.

And the water. And the water, which was my favorite part. Yeah. And I remember playing basketball with all like all the missionaries in their suits. And for life, the missionaries came over to my house growing up. For life, they came over. Yeah, those guys are sweet. They probably still come over to the house.

You almost got indoctrinated. Too bad those missionaries were no good You guys would have been baptized They were better Just saying You could have been baptized like Adolf Hitler Holy shit It's not false They did baptize Adolf Hitler

Wait they baptize Adolf Hitler? They do post-mortem baptism in the Mormon church It's a controversial subject matter They baptize Adolf Hitler. They baptized Adolf Hitler. They baptized Adolf Hitler and all the Jews that were killed in the Holocaust. Did I dab? How fucking nutty is that?

Yeah, it's crazy. It's insane. It's so funny because I don't realize how weird some of my stories and stuff are until you hear them back to you and you're like huh but like at 12 years old i was doing baptisms for the dead because that's when you can get your temple recommend and we'd go with we'd go after school and we'd go to we'd go to the temple and we'd do baptisms for the dead that's kind of metal though i've never been baptized

i i got baptized for like every single time you dunk down so they would say like eight names and you dunk eight times or maybe it's like 10 names and then you'd do so somebody read out the name of adolf hitler and they were like all right time to dunk him probably i guess is that his full name do you have a middle name no it was like his star name like how lady gaga goes by lady gaga oh my god that's crazy no that was his name no i didn't know if he had a middle name or not i don't know just random question i don't know how we started talking about adolf hitler but okay um let's push play we're back in mormon wives we're breaking a norm We are trying to change the stigma of gender roles in the Mormon culture. That's what scares me.

In the church, we have rules for a reason. Macy, I need you to talk to your ass. Wait, why are all these guys gay? Are they gay or just Mormon? They're just Mormon. It's a thin line. For my family. Who is currently the breadwinner at home?

And the amount of Botox is crazy. We blew up overnight. Two million followers. Nine million views. Isn't that crazy. Two million followers. Nine million views. Isn't that crazy? Two million followers and nine million views on TikTok is a great ratio. This whole group is swinging with each other. Wait, what?

A Mormon swinging scandal has hit Utah. No one was innocent. Everyone has hooked up with, like, everyone. Taylor announced that the group was involved in soft swinging. It was like swapping in front of each other, standing next to each other. Now there's a fight for mom talk. You guys can't keep doing this. The drama is now with the husbands.

The group is important to me. Being divorced and taking care of two kids would be kind of tough. Can you pause it? Go back a little bit. I want to see the blonde guy again. Why are you into him? There's something very creepy about a dude that looks like this. And I think it might be the only type of anti-white racism that I demonstrate.

Well. He's just too blonde. I don't know how to describe it. It's a fake. Yeah, that's a fake blonde. It bleached his hair. It freaks me out. He bleached it, though.

Is Machine Gun Kelly freaking you out? Yeah, that's not a natural blonde. It bleached his hair. It freaks me out. He bleached it, though. Is Machine Gun Kelly freaky? Yeah, that's not a natural blonde. A little bit. Okay. Okay. So, okay. I don't know what it is. The type of guy.

It's a natural. It's not natural. I can't be the only one. He's scared. Am I the only one that gets uneasy vibes from a dude that looks like this? This, like, dusty blonde. Thank you. March agrees with me.

Yeah, he's so freaky. He just looks freaky, period. Yeah, he looks like the weirdest fuck. I don't know if he deserves this. This like. Thank you. March agrees with me. Yeah. He's so freaky. He just looks freaky. Period. Yeah. He looks like the weird. I don't know. I don't know. He deserves this.

He just has weird aura, man. I don't know how you can fix that. Maybe dye your fucking hair, bro. Right. Quit bullying him. Looking like a goddamn lamp out here, dude. Holy shit. Okay.

We can keep going. I didn't know I had a podcast about bullying. You never. You make the decision. It feels like they're stuck in another era and it's starting to tear the group apart.

Online, it looks like we're all the bestest of friends, but we're not. Ooh, awkward. We're the most devout out of the whole group. And then there are others. In what way do you feel like

drinking helps you be a better mom? Can you drink in Mormon? Is that the funniest line ever? Yeah, that's, that is, I watched all of this and I was like, no way are they Mormon. Isn't that the funniest line ever? Yeah, that is... I watched all this and I was like, no, where are they Mormon?

And then that came out of that woman's mouth. The what do you think drinking does to help you be a better mom? And I was like, nope, that one's a Mormon. As soon as I heard that level of judgment,

I was like, yep, no, you can't drink. Mm-mm. You cannot drink. They're Mormon like... I didn't even know you could be like half-ass Mormon. What is this? This isn't... Mormons don't even know you could be like half-ass mormon what is this this isn't

mormons don't accept this mormonism is turning into judaism that's what's happening here this is literally like islam is the only religion that's out there that's still riding why are you looking at me like that i don't know anything about it okay what do they have like reconstruction is Mormons What the fuck's going on They got reformed Mormons I think they just got Reconstruction Like closet Mormons

Like behind closed doors They're ready to redefine Mormonism Yeah They're taking all the bad shit Out of Mormons And keeping the cool stuff Just I don't get it

Like you live in America Then doesn't that kind of make you Like just a regular Christian Like Protestant What No Is there like a cool religion They believe in something different Is there like a cool they believe in something

different is there like a cool religion where i can like just do like funny funny like fun shit no like can i is there a religion where i can go party and fuck and just like be cool and then like then still like love god too at the same time oh yeah and like still be saved you just have to follow our lord and save her chapel, Roan. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you're fine. Well, I was just curious.

You know what I mean? Because it's like, it'd be really cool if like I could just go to heaven and still. You could check out Jared Leto's cult. I don't know what that's all about. Maybe. You have to fuck Jared Leto, though. Yeah. And you probably have to be an underage woman.

Oh, then I'm out. Figure it out. Yeah, I'll try to figure that out. Okay. Yeah. It's not going to happen. I don't care. Let's keep it going. I'm out Figure it out I'll try to figure that out Okay Yeah It's not gonna happen Let's keep it going There's gonna be drama tonight There's something in the air

911 What is your emergency? No Somebody is screaming Get off me What's your name? Taylor Taylor

At this time you're gonna be placed under arrest What? She committed a Mormon crime? No I think it's domestic violence oh that's not a mormon never mind there's so many secrets there's lies gossip sometimes fights are necessary the gloves are off baby it hurt you so bad i'm done i'm out can the group even survive this there's a whole story that we literally haven't talked about. I'm not going to lie. I hate all these people. That's how I felt. You are a little Mormon. They suck so bad. But the thing

that made me giggle is like I watched this and I was like, oh my God. No, Marsh, pull it back up. You have to look at the comments. The comments are so freaking good. Are they all Mormons? They're all Mormons that are so mad. Zoom in. They're so mad.

What about calling it the exposed lives of shallow women that need to make money somehow? Yeah. A minute of fame, an eternity of regret. Yeah. I can't tell if they're Mormon or just misogynist, like regular style. Hulu has reached a new low. Creep going. Oh, never mind.

That one is definitely. Harlots pretending to be Mormon wives. Creep going. Oh, never mind. That one is definitely harlots pretending to be Mormon wives leaving Mormon lives. Hold on. I left the Mormon church years ago, but still have great memories and respect for the church. All my family are active members, and I believe that this kind of TV show is truly trash and disgusting.

That's me. Literally cutie wrote that. They're just Utah moms calling themselves Mormons for clicks. That was me too. My religion is not your costume for mockery. That's it. We're going to Oogie Boogie Bash's LDS Missionaries. Oh, that'd be sick. I like that.

But I feel like... This trailer has nothing in common with the Church of Jesus Christ. Can Mormons participate in Disney activities? Yeah. Isn't that like... It's not Mormon or like they think like Harry Potter is the Antichrist? Disney is the most Mormon vacation you could take. Isn't that like, it's not Mormon or like, uh, they think like Harry Potter is, I feel like Disney is the most Mormon vacation. You can take that one.

Unbelievable. The things they are capable to do for simple likes and fame, nothing to do with real teachings of the gospel of Jesus Christ. I'm immensely happy to be a member of the church of Jesus Christ. It changed my parents' lives and consequently our lives for the better. You can't be in the book club. You know, you guys

know I can't see, right? I have a hard time seeing. To be members of the church has brought so much joy in my life. Yeah. The fact they took a promo picture in front of a sacred space, the temple, seriously

angers me. This is not a norm for people of the LDS faith, by the way. This is a culture that is growing in Utah and other places claim Mormonism but don't actually practice. Damn! So wait, they're calling out, they're saying Utah is like kind of fake Mormon now, which is crazy. It's like being like, oh man, those motherfuckers at

Mecca, they don't know about Islam. People are mormonism for clicks because i don't i don't even know how active nara smith is because half of her clothes aren't very she's not wearing garments she's not drama wait i saw a tiktok or screenshot of a tiktok of nara smith at whole foods can you pull that up? I just want to see the TikTok. Wait, what? I don't know why. I just saw a TikTok screenshot of it, and I kind of want to see.

Nara Smith at Whole Foods is what you should have seen. No, no, it's not on her TikTok. Just look up Nara Smith at Whole Foods TikTok. It should come up, maybe. It's not coming up? Never mind, no. What was it? I don't know.

I just saw, like, fans mobbing her. Really? Yeah. Like, in Utah? I don't know. mobbing her. Really? Yeah. Like in Utah? I don't know. Is that where she lives? I don't know. I would assume.

I would assume. She is a convert, right? Yeah. What was she before? I think just a model. No. I think she was just a model, simply. Like her religion, I mean.

Being a slay. Okay. I give up. We should do what you did, the W's and L's of the week. What? He did? No, you did that. You did that.

Yeah. Was that a Patreon thing? No. We can do W's or L's whenever. I do have the ice spice drama, though. I didn't even know about this. That's a good one. Yo, I'm so fucking tapped into Girly Pop Nation.

It's not even funny. You can't even be mean to me. This is so good. I've been testing your patience today. Oh, yeah. Say it. It's all fine. Everything's fine. You're not. Say I'm girly pop nation. Say I'm girly pop nation! You're not. You're not girly pop nation.

I'm girly pop nation. You just simply can't be. I know so much about the dramas that you bring forward. Well, it's because you're chronically online that doesn't mean no i'm chronically online for girly pop nation is kaya girly pop nation kaya is girl she watches tiktoks at night yeah i make her watch i do too but i don't see any of this well you're on yeah yeah no i actually don't see a lot of boys on my tikt. I really don't. I swear to God. I see people singing

and uplifting people. I don't see... I'm serious. As gay as hell, dog. No, I don't. I don't think about... I'm not as sexual as I used to be. You gotta give me credit. I haven't talked about sex in a long time.

Right? Right. Thank you. Also uh we have katie perry and dr luke except for at dinner with my friends at marat's uh fiance dinner where you in gruesome detail explained your sexual exploits to people whose mouths were agape and i loved every moment of it which is why i kept egging him on okay to describe every aspect of a sexual encounter that he had okay let's just say shit okay more than one person okay so i had a sexual encounter with more than one person but but here's the deal okay i'm now just realizing we were at that dinner and

he was like egging me on and i felt so comfortable to explain in excruciating detail to people that i didn't i had never met before yes and in the back of my mind i'm like i never met one of my one of my best friends from college who i've known for like 14 years at this point yes who like you know i mean he's not like a homophobic person by, by any metric. He's like very well. He's homophobic adjacent. No, but like, but that's like a lot, you know what I mean?

It was like, you just went right in for it, which was awesome. I look over the table and I look to Hassan for guidance because this is his friend. And I'm like, and Hassan's like, yeah. So he's asking follow-up questions. He's like talking. He's like, wait wait so what acting interested and so i'm just dumping it out on the table yeah and now i just realized that i like probably made an entire table uncomfortable

or maybe made them lose their appetite at dinner their mouths were a game what were you what would you possibly have done in your sexual endeavor that would make people lose their appetite? Well, nothing that like, it's just like talking about sex in that level of detail. With that level of detail to people who probably have maybe thought, like, not really considered gay sex at

all mechanically. It was awesome. But they were also asking questions. Maybe because they wanted to be polite. Why don't you ever tell the Patreon in excruciating detail We will in the Patreon I've never heard this story It's a recent story I'm trying not to talk about sex as much

We'll do it on the Patreon We'll do it on the Patreon Before we go there we still have a few more minutes And we've got to cover We have three minutes. What? Girlie Pop Nation is going to be locked down behind the paywall. Time flies when you're having such a good time with your friends.

So much fun. Wait, wait. I feel like we could. Why do you say that? That's my voice. Why did you say it like that? That's just how I. That's just my voice.

You literally put some stank on it. That's just. Stank. In my defense, I didn't bring up the sex. He did. I'm not mad. I did again. Just like I did at dinner. He did. No, actually you brought it up, I think't bring up the sex. He did. I'm not mad. I did again. Just like I did at dinner.

No, actually, you brought it up, I think. But I definitely would. I mean, I was, to be fair, genuinely interested in hearing about your sexual encounters. But I... He gets mad when I don't tell him. That's fine. I'm not... I feel great.

He gets mad when I don't tell him about my sexual adventures. I do. He gets upset. I need to know. He's like... I need to know what he's up to. I'm like... I start to tell somebody else. He's like, bro, you don't tell him about my sexual adventures. I do. He gets upset. He's like, I need to know what he's up to. I'm like, I start to tell somebody else.

He's like, bro, you don't tell me anything anymore. That's true. Aw, sad. Fucked up. You're a bad friend. We're going to go to the Patreon.

Yeah, we're going to go to Patreon. We're going to cover Katy Perry. Yep. We're going to cover Ice Spice. We're going to cover... Chapel Roan. We already talked about Chapel Roan. There's more drama.

Oh, that she canceled. Yeah, people are upset. Chapel Roan, shut up. If you're mad at Chapel, grow's more drama. Oh, that she canceled. Yeah, people are upset. Chaperone. Shut up. If you're mad at Chapel, grow up. That's what I have to say. Yeah. And Austin's sexual encounters in excruciating detail.

Excruciating. Painful. But please make sure to leave in the comments what we should be for Oogie Boogie Bash. That's right. We'll see you on the next episode. But if you want to check out the paywalled portion of this wonderful podcast go to patreon.com slash fear and peace out that's crazy

sex line sex line wait that was a sex line from you? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Is that how you sound? Yeah. Is that how you sound? Sometimes. No, I go like this. I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. You're sucking my shit right now. I don't know. It's probably still like, oh fuck. Oh no, the lotion on my shit. Judy, are you uncomfortable? Judy can't be mad at me. This is the best episode ever.