Fear& - Sapnap & Georgenotfound Give Hasan a Holiday Surprise | Fear&EthnicSanta

Episode Date: November 21, 2022

This week we got freshly immigrated US resident Georgenotfound and Sapnap. It’s 1am as im writing this so i cant really think of much else. Thanks for watching and supporting. They do viewer questions in the patreon episode if you care about that sortve thing. Will will be back next episode hopefully i miss him i need him back badly dont show this to him tho pls my ego cant handle it.🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand♥ follow our guest! ♥Sapnap : https://twitter.com/SapnapGeorge : https://twitter.com/georgenotfound✰ follow the boys! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And talk about other stuff and then get back to Will's real cause of death, his fake cause. You don't want to keep watching. We'll tell you what it is. He's not here. This is the weekend. This is going to come out next week. The weekend that we're shooting this on, Will's actually in Pennsylvania.

Yuck. Ew. Pennsylvania? Ew. Terrible state. Okay okay you can't speak you're from florida i'm from texas okay but you live in florida he lives in florida i know you're i got to florida man right here that's right but pennsylvania like what even goes on there oh god that's where the the bell is the big bell right yeah the eagles are there they eat horse manure sometimes when they're celebrating Super Bowl victories.

Very weird state. Have you tried horse manure? I have not tried horse manure. I'm not from Pennsylvania. I feel like it would taste like salty, like salad almost. Because they eat just grass. I feel like it would taste like shit. I think it would taste better than human.

For sure. You sound like a connoisseur. I'm literally realizing the potential that their diet is simply hay and grass. They eat sugar cubes and carrots. George is like placing his pinky finger, quite delectable. It's like a high tier. Very nice.

The tannins have been released adequately on this one this horse manure very cool i am of course joined by george not found and sap nap oh my god that's it we're going crazy that's insane we've done before this guy yeah i'll be how is that i'll be what abby hassan i'll be house which you guys know how much it costs. Yeah. $7 billion. It's crazy. He actually handed me stacks of money as soon as I got it. It was crazy. I do it to all my guests.

I was just like, here you go. Yeah. That's the only way people come on the podcast. He paid us a large chunk of a large sum of money. Oh, absolutely. At 100%.

You can't disclose that amount of money though. And an NDA. Yeah. He also makes you sign NDAs. It's weird. I saw on Twitter you tweeted asking for questions. Did you get any? Any useful answers?

It was Marsh asking for questions. Oh, that was you. He was doing producer work, which I'm very proud of. Old Billy Ravebrains, as Will used to call him when he was alive, before he passed away from a tragic self-sucking accident now we can say it now we can now talk about it will will unfortunately pass away because of a tragic self-sucking accident he was trying to suck his own dick yeah that actually signed up for one of his diets last week that's great i was able to live that live through that one though it's

something that impacts a lot of people. Like Americans don't really understand. Like they're like, oh yeah, I can self-suck. It's like, don't try it. It's risky. I can tell you firsthand experience. It is bad for you. I mean, George was there helping me,

pushing down on my legs, helping the whole process through. I think he's sitting here today. I saved him. He pulled you out last second from the self-suck? Thank God. Thank you, George. You're welcome. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't be sitting here. It would just be a boring George Northall episode. saved him yeah he pulled you out last second yeah from the self-slide thank god thank you george you're welcome like if it wasn't for me he wouldn't be sitting here yeah just be a boring

george north allen episode yeah that would be it was a one yeah one v one it would just be me being brother debating yeah we would be can we debate big political guy i am i love politics yeah yeah we can do it rishi sunak what do we think wait who is that he's the new he's the new uh leader of the tory party and and the entire country as a matter of yeah george loves tories i actually don't know much about politics i just i was like wait that name i recognize that name yeah yeah he lives trust 45 days we actually don't do any politics on this podcast contrary to what everybody always thinks that's upsetting i was was excited for this. You just said you don't do politics.

I came here just really wanting to talk politics. There's like so much cool politics stuff that just happened though. It is. The red puddle. What does that have to do?

He's right. That sounds like a Game of Thrones episode. It is kind of like, it did play out like that. The midterm elections happened. My dad texted me. He said,

are you going to vote in the midterm elections? And I said, am I even allowed to do that? No. No, illegally. That's what we like. We're Democrats.

We like illegal voters. We love undocumented immigrants coming in and voting. I believe undocumented, I think. Okay. He's definitely probably one of the most documented you can be immigrants. They go through interviews. Oh, yeah. It's a whole process.

I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah. We need to shut down the wall between England and the United States. Let me tell you, folks. Yeah. We're letting these guys come in. It's crazy. What's next?

Yeah. You're from Texas? Yeah. And you moved to Florida? Yes. That's crazy. It is kind of funny. What part of Texas?

Houston. Okay. I was in Houston. I feel like Houston's... A little bit better. Everyone thinks of Texas as cowboy. Okay. I was in Houston. I feel like Houston's... Everyone thinks of Texas as cowboy hats, you know, horses and... I went to Texas for the first time. No, it's mega churches and malls. I saw multiple people with cowboy boots.

I mean, there's still... Yeah, there's cowboy boots in Texas. And I was like, oh, wow, it really is a thing. People actually wear cowboy boots. You'll see cowboy boots in Florida, too. Yeah. You probably see more now in Florida because they all want to be like yee- to be so yee what's ee yee yee i've seen more like stuff that you would expect to see in texas in florida like in texas the whole time i never saw

any anyone like going around with like trump like flags and stuff and like the first day i had the first day that i went out in in first i went out in florida we found a trump thing oh yeah we did we found one on the back it was too it was too uh the exposure was too high it was too bright it's funny now because like now that you have been in florida for a while you probably realize like it's not even unique like everybody in florida is like riding rioting riding trump like they're fucking they're big time they love trump down there well de santos one of them yeah no no de santos too that well they love de santos more that's actually a unique component within the republican party which i'm not going to get into on the podcast because we don't do any politics on this podcast other than today other than so you are are out here from england

from london town london london i have met you in london we did actually wait did we oh yeah we did i went to your house my man george had a great time yeah you did have a great time you did i don't know if we can talk about that no if you don't want to talk about it we don't know if we can talk about that. No, if you don't want to talk about it, we don't have to. He's a wild one, this one. No, I don't know. It was an interesting time. No, it was a lot of fun. The other night, I went to your NRG party. Oh, yeah.

Did you say NRG or NRG? I think they want it to be more in NRG. Okay, so. They should have just spelled it NRG then. Yeah, I don't know. I think that probably was taken or something. I think they want it to be more in energy. Okay. So. They should have just spelled it energy then. Yeah. I don't know. I think that probably was taken or something. I don't know.

You think, I mean, it's a three letter name. Maybe the three letter name was taken as well. What? No. I guess obviously not because they got it. Never mind. Well, you did an energy party. Yes.

Alongside Ski Mass's Slump God. Yeah. You guys are besties. Yeah. We're best friends. Yeah. Like, you know, just very quickly. He followed me on Twitter, so, I mean.

Oh, so. We're not Twitter, Instagram. So, now I guess that means we're real. Yeah. That's when it's close, close. He followed me as well. Because I told him to. I was like, yeah, check it out.

And he quite literally, I was there, I heard him. He said, oh, for you, sap anything. Anything. Anything. Even George. I'll follow a British guy. It's fine. I mean, and that took a lot yeah not many people really yeah yeah not many people other than the millions of people that follow you yeah it's hard to get people to follow me yeah it's a hard sell yeah um but the

reason i was mentioning the party is because i asked you at the party george yeah i was like what's how do you like america so far like what are the differences and you've literally said there's no differences well okay obviously there are differences but like it's not like difference the point where it's like oh my god it's a whole different land i feel like there is like pretty big differences that would make me go oh my god it's a whole different i don't know if a whole different land. I don't mean to freak you out. They drive on the right side of the road here. I don't have a license, so that doesn't affect me. You did notice that.

The first day I picked you up, you tried to go into my seat. Oh yeah, I went to the wrong side of the car. Oh, I do that in London too. Were you shocked? You were like, where are the double-decker buses then? What's going on? I don't know. I guess there's no double-decker buses here. That's interesting. on like i don't know like i gotta say there's no double decker buses here that's interesting why don't you guys have double do you guys even have

there's double decker buses in new york are there i don't even there's buses yeah you can go to the top you set the top and it drives around they're the only double decker buses you get out here the sightseeing tour ones yeah oh i saw something like hollywood but that's not public transportation yeah there's no double debt that's like go find celebrities right yeah we saw one yesterday and it was driving really slowly plus i was like hey guys it's us it's us and they didn't care yeah it's like all you know 45 year old mothers from kansas they have no idea if their daughters were there they would have freaked the fuck out probably see like johnny depp or something yeah what are the chances of them just seeing johnny depp very low i think i imagine i don't i i've never been on one of the actually it's a great content idea like i would love to fucking go on one of those things and see what

what it's you know what it's about like the success rate is of actually seeing a celebrity they like drive into their streets right yeah it's pretty weird they're like here is a celebrity's house yeah it's kind of wait what that's kind of weird oh yeah no they drive weird they drive like a lot of them live in gated communities so it doesn't matter god i've tried um a lot of them live in gated communities so you know you don't get to really see them or anything but it is still weird that they're like this is this celebrity's house yeah like kind of an invasion i might have to tip them off with your address and they can come down down the street yeah no please don't no the problem with me is that like i'm not like uh you know chris evans or whatever so the people that will come here are not going to be they're not

going to be normies yeah they're they're not going to be normies. I guess like would a normal person go to Johnny Depp's house? I don't think so. I would, but I also feel like he wouldn't. Well, okay. If he didn't think it was weird, I would do it. Okay, then everyone

would do it, George. No, that's not true. Why would it? I i mean i'd hang out with a famous person if i could just go to their house but then they also it's just gonna knock on their door yeah like that's so hey uh they open the door like what i'm like he does he does have like a fake british accent so maybe you guys get along you have a real one he could like learn how to do a real accent for me yeah yeah i'm sure i could he can learn some things what would you guys talk about even me and johnny so much in common yeah i mean he's like 75 very good it's already very in common i mean i watched his his his live streams i don't think that was his life well they had a lot of views and he was on them i watched them yeah

you i watched you watch that yeah so did i watch what you watched me i watched it like once or twice i think i watched you i think i watched you for some of it yeah i was like it was just free extra content yeah like i don't i don't know what's happening and like you'll sit you'll say some things i don't even know if you knew what you were talking about but you probably don't that's for real that's like 95 of my audience like i don't know what this guy's saying but i agree with him i think i'm just gonna repeat it i started watching and i was like wait I can just watch someone else, and they'll tell me what's happening. Yeah, true.

Yeah. That was crazy. That was an insane moment. That was an insane moment because, like, I think one of the wildest things that came out of that was that people were unironically like, yo, Johnny Depp is hot, actually. And it was like, no. Like, there are still people I see on Twitter that are like, oh, my God,

look at how happy and sexy Johnny Depp looks. And then it'll be a photo of Johnny Depp. I mean, you can pull this up. Marsh, like you'll, you'll pull up a photo of Johnny Depp and you're like, no dude, that's not, you look hurt, man. That's crazy. Just look up Johnny Depp. Happy or something. And then, yeah, it's already up there.

The first two. Yeah, that one, that one, the two. Yeah that one that one the second one No, no second one That's what people post like on Twitter and they're like, oh my god. I love John. It's like what he developed stands after this Yeah, I'm so confused. That's John. That's he was like that is Johnny Depp. Yes That you don't even look that one. No, no, no, no, that's literally how what he looks like now Does he look like Elton John in that picture? I don't even look that one doesn't look no no no no that's literally what he looks like now does he look like elton john in that picture i don't even know what he looks like is it just like the long what happened i just you know he just looks so different real monkey's paw situation

where he was like i want to win this i want to win a defamation suit in america which is like very difficult to achieve but then you know it sucked the life force out of him. Oh my God. He won, but at what price? At what price? Jeez. Yeah, that's cool. What other celebrities would you see? What other celebrities have you seen

since you've been here? For both of you guys. Honestly, I don't think I've ever seen... Actually, we've seen some celebrities. Oh, we've seen... You guys see Rambo? Oh, Rambo. I saw him at TwitchCon.

That's crazy. I was so excited. It was crazy. I pressed the elevator button, door opened, Rambo just standing right at TwitchCon That's crazy I was so excited It was crazy I pressed the elevator button Door opened Rambo Just standing right there So weird

Oh you know what else happened What Another time I opened the elevator I go in And there's this girl And she's like Oh my god Can I get a photo with you

And I'm like Yeah sure Go down Now we're just flexing I didn't realize it was a flex I didn't know it was one of those things TwitchCon Hotel Everyone knows we're there

But anyway We come back up I come back up later It was like 10 minutes later Because I forgot something And she was there again And I was like wait She's just sitting in there

Going up and down Waiting for like creators To get in the elevator A little sneaky That's weird I walked out what you were doing If you're seeing this I know what you did

I know what you did You were just waiting You acted like you just stumbled upon out what you were doing. If you're seeing this, I know what you did. I know what you did. You were just waiting. You acted like you just stumbled upon me, but you were actually just waiting. Yeah. And he knows what your face looks like. I actually don't. You know what?

I do, and if you do it again, I will enforce the law. Well, there's photos, so you can find it in the sea of photos that you took at TwitchCon. Maybe if they posted it.

That'd be fun. Oh my God, that'd be so funny if she posted it. That'd be fun. Oh my God, that'd be so funny if she posted it and then people went on Twitter and found the picture because it'd probably be the only one in the elevator.

Yeah. And then she'd get in trouble. And it's just like, what, no one in the standing legally has to say, guys, do not harass this person.

It's fine. It's just an interesting observation. What if she worked the elevator for the event and you're just like calling her out right now? I don't think so. Yeah.

You know what? Maybe she did. Who knows? So which celebrities have you seen? We hung out with Marshmello. Does he show his face? I saw his face. He's a good looking man.

Is he handsome? Good looking man. Wait, so a face reveal? Marshmello face reveal? He was talking to Dream about a face reveal actually oh damn I don't know what I can say

because Dream did it obviously Dream did a face reveal wait Dream did a face reveal he did I didn't know if I could say that sorry yeah I think you can say Dream did a face reveal

and marshmallow obviously if you don't know he wears like the little he wears a marshmallow the little bucket thing whatever you call it little helmet and he was talking to Dream about that he's like oh little he wears a marshmallow what do you call it little helmet and

he was going to dream about that he's like they got some bonding over being faceless yeah so we hung out with him it'd be weird if he was just

still wearing the hat while you guys were talking to him I would I would understand I would I actually wouldn't be like

I wouldn't be surprised that's weird we have a friend do you know who Callahan is? No So he doesn't talk Nor show his face What?

He doesn't talk To us Yeah he doesn't even talk to us And like we've known him For like 10 years How does he make content? He doesn't He types

He's our developer Yeah Oh so he doesn't make content No He doesn't have A chameleon followers He's like a twitter Does he tweet?

Yeah. Occasionally. Okay. It's a rare occurrence. That's crazy. He doesn't talk even to us. Yeah. So that's like kind of similar to like, I guess, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't

take his helmet off. That goes beyond. I'm used to it. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Callahan's is the one that I go like, why don't you just talk? There'll be moments where we're trying to like code something for a video and like he's

struggling and it'll be Dream yelling at him or George yelling at him and we're like, we just wish you could talk because he has so long time to type. We'll start recording a video and then there'll be a problem. And we're like, Calhoun, you need to fix this. And he'll be like, we'll just sit there in silence for 10 seconds and he'll type. He's typing.

Okay, fixing. Just talk. It's stressful because we don't know. Why doesn't he use a voice modulator? Because he's an idiot. I don't know yeah yeah okay i'm fixing it he's a model right now i don't know yeah we didn't oh we met um it's not real i'm here to tell you guys his artificial intelligence they actually could we had a theory that like he was like our friends like it's like dream on an article or like i don't think bad it's not though well it's not it's like dream on an article or like bad. It's not though. Well, it's not. Funny theory.

Yeah. We met Serena Williams. That's a player. If you don't know. Yeah. I'm talking to the camera. I'm sure you describing. Yeah.

I mean, we met Barack Obama. It was the president. If you don't know who Serena Williams is, I'm sure a lot of people don't. You can prove my point. You can, you can write in the comment section. I don't know serena williams was thanks for informing me george

they're gonna write that now because they're simping for you um who else have we met i don't know uh we didn't we didn't meet we we saw post we didn't meet him he didn't care about us i think we locked eyes oh i yeah he actually looked at me in the eyes one time. For a brief second. I don't know if that counts. I feel like he's... I was supposed to go to his album release party, and then I was hanging out with my family, so I didn't. But, I mean, he's good friends with, like, Ethan and stuff.

H3H3. And from everything I've seen, like, he seems like such a nice guy from what everyone else says. But they clown on him so hard on the internet. For what? I don't know. I feel like people just dunk on him a lot. Dunk on him for what, though?

Just say he's smelly, dirty. I feel like I might have even gotten in on the fun every now and then. You know what I mean? But I feel bad. Is he? No, I've never met him. How are people saying that? They say he looks dirty. Oh, they don't know. Yeah. I've never met him but I don't think well how are people saying that surely they haven't like no they say he looks

like dirty oh well they don't know yeah they haven't met him the internet will do that to people yeah that's the thing

the internet does they definitely say mean things that's a thing I'm sure he doesn't care I feel like he has I mean I feel like I mean if you're Post Malone

like are you really gonna care what someone says that's true I don't think he cares he's just dropping beats yeah I really don't think he cares at all but maybe you know I could be wrong you know Post Malone, like, are you really going to care what someone says? That's true. I don't think he cares. He's just dropping beats. Yeah, I really don't think he cares at all. But maybe, you know, I could be wrong. You know, he's going to be, like, all upset.

Go to his, like, $30, $40 million house. Oh, man, that sucks. He does, like, I mean, he was on Twitch a lot. Like, he streams and stuff. Oh, yeah. I remember he was streaming Apex Legends, right? Yeah, he is, like, very in tune with, like, the online space. Like, he's a bit of a Carl-style homie hopper.

He was really close with Cody and Noel. I mean, he still is, I think. And then Ethan, H3H3. He knows a lot of the internet people. Doesn't know me. He's going to want to get to know me. Yeah, now he needs to jump into the Minecraft space. That was me in the crowd at that party. Cash out. Oh, yeah. Well, there you go. to get to know me. Yeah now he needs to jump into the my crowd of that

Party Bleep it out leap it out. We are not saying that brand name. No, I'm kidding. I actually got $50 We didn't they had this thing with a bed Cash app is the one I think like out of all the all the payment $350. Did you ever get it? Was it crypto? No, it's not crypto. No more money. Cash App is the one, I think, like, out of all the payment. Fuck it. I don't care. No, I'm going to shit on them.

Okay. It's the one where, like, you can't really shut off, like, requests, I think. So people are always like, yo, give me some money. Yeah. But I don't even, like, I don't know how to log on to it. I don't even know how to log on to it. So, like, I just get the notice sometimes. I should just delete it. I don't know what how to log on to it. I don't even know how to log on to it. So I just get the notice sometimes. I should just delete it.

I don't know what the fuck's wrong with me. But can people just send you money as well? Maybe. No, yeah, they can. They can send you money for free. Maybe get some free money. What if my cash flow is just caked right now? I have no fucking idea. You have a million dollars in there.

Maybe I should just make an account public and just leave it. Like never use it. But then I'll check it in like a year, see how much money I have. That'd be an interesting video idea. I made a blank. I'm not gonna... I can't say the name. I can't say the name.

Free promo. I made a... You made a blank payment app. And made money in a year. No, that's a terrible concept. It'd be cool if I was like, I made, I made... Is that a better...

I made blank amount of money doing nothing. Wow, sounds like a YouTuber. Yeah, sorry, guys. That is pretty good. I made a million money doing nothing. Wow. Sounds like a YouTuber. Yeah. Sorry guys. That is pretty good. I made a million dollars doing nothing. Yeah. That's kind of cool.

And then you can like, I don't know, you can give it to charity or something. So like, no, go straight to the George North found charity. Damn. You're a big anti-charity guy.

Well, right here. I earned that money. Like maybe if I, I could do a separate charity video, but that one, I would earn that money myself by not doing it. Yeah. I earned that money. Maybe if I could do a separate charity video, but that one I would earn that money myself. By not doing anything. Yeah, by not doing anything.

How much money do you give to charity? I have no idea. This past year, it's definitely more than, I mean, I don't have it off the top of my head, but it's definitely more than half a million. It's close to what Sunup did. Did he one tap it? One shot it? He gave money than half a million. It's close to what Sunup did. Did he one tap it? One shot it?

He gave money to charity a lot. It was close. Because every time something crazy is happening, I'll usually tie that into my coverage. When the Roe v. Wade decision was coming down the Supreme Court, I raised money for... Wait, when I say donate money, I don't mean...

Yeah, I both... No, no, I... I don't mean personal money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I both match it and also I give personal donations and on top of that, I raise money.

Okay, so he's a good person. Yeah, that's a good person. Better than SatNap. I guess if those were your rules... When you're at like a McDonald's or something, are you ever at a McDonald's? I don't really... I haven like a McDonald's or something, are you ever at a McDonald's? I don't really. I haven't had McDonald's in a while.

I love McDonald's though. You know when like the little thing, it's like, oh, round up 20 cents to charity. Are you one of the people? Fuck no. Absolutely not. I don't trust that shit. I don't fucking do that at all.

Fuck McDonald's. I hate that shit straight up. Like I'm a big max out on the tip guy. This guy's not from london culture london we don't tip at all i'm like i come here like now we pay 23 extra for eating somewhere yeah just pay the service the right amount of money well you're absolutely correct that is what the normal situation is supposed to be but in america we don't do that so like they live on poverty wages so like they rely on tips that's crazy so you should tip your waiter nicely but um but you're yes you're supposed to do that that's what i do at

least but um i i would never do the roundup shit because like that that's like pr like i don't give a fuck about making cvs get like good public relations you know what i mean like what are you kidding me for a good cause no because like first of all a lot of those 501c3s are no no no i'm so i'm so passionate about this subject actually a lot of the 501c3s are like already relatively corrupt right like they operate in a in an identical capacity to like how big corporations operate you they got the board they got like ceos uh they got like fundraisers that make a whole lot of money like you know you have ceos that are making like six figures and shit at these places and then also on top of that like the percentage of your dollar that actually goes to like directly impact in those communities

um it's it's usually a minuscule amount so it frustrating. That's why there's a lot of these charity watch type applications and different ways of rating charities to make sure that when you're giving a dollar to a charity, it's a good one. I work with a lot of mutual aid, which is not a 501c3. That's also a tricky situation too. Some could be scams and shit. But I work with some pretty reputable uh philanthropies and

charities like that mr b yeah let's say mr b's philanthropy mr b's philanthropy i go to mr b's philanthropy there you go yeah we we gave them a bunch of merch and they gave it to children that's cool yeah little children that loved it of the merch yeah that was the philanthropy just giving merchandise to kids yeah so they made a video where it was like giving away YouTuber merch or something to kids. When you said philanthropy, I thought you guys were cleaning the ocean or something. That is philanthropic, okay?

We gave clothing. You didn't give... It's like, did they not have... Are you done playing all off? Did they not have hoodies? I guess not. Kids without hoodies? Watch the video, see what happens. I do. I want to watch it now.

I'm going to watch it. Speaking of MrBeast, you guys were... George, you were in a MrBeast. You've got little notes. I got notes, dude. I got notes. I look to you. Hold on. I'm going to pull it up.

I'm going to pull the notes up instead okay okay you were in a mr beast video i was how was that experience like it was it was pretty crazy the video was um 11 youtubers all put their hand on a private jet which you know hassan uses regularly yeah it was my private jet that i loaned yeah he's aware of the jimmy yeah the dynamics of a private jet and everything but yeah we all put our hand on it. Last person to take their hand off it keeps it. Pretty simple concept. What?

$2.5 million jet. It's the biggest prize Mr. Beast has ever given away in a video. What? What the fuck? Wait, what? Yeah. That's what happened. Should I say it?

Should we not leak it? So people can watch it? Yeah, go. You know, i made a video on it you can go watch my video it's on my channel right now you should watch it regardless you'll get all the good juicy tidbits but you got second place oh you okay so you need to yeah i i came second it's actually i was honestly like that's worse than like losing in the beginning yeah a hundred percent i was uh rota shore fuck that guy yeah i've actually already has enough money he doesn't need anymore who is it rotashaw from sidemen harry okay i don't know who that is but you know he's pretty big got like damn two brits yeah oh did you guys shoot this in england yeah it was in england oh okay yeah most of i think almost everyone was american speed was

there so he's i mean everyone was english um speed was there. So he's, I mean, everyone was English. Speed was there. He's an American. And I think. Laser beams. Oh yeah, laser beams. Australian. Same difference. Same thing.

From where we're standing, same difference. Just country English. By the end of it, I think it was total about 18 or 19 hours of me just standing there with my hand on it. And my arm, so by the end of it, we had to stand up with our arm up and backwards like this. Right. And my arm was killing. And like,

I just wanted to sit there and like die. Like it was terrible. Like I, but I didn't want to get off. Obviously there's two and a half million dollars. Dude, that's crazy. Two and a half million dollars.

Dude, you could have flown here on your PJ I could have That's sick So he has that private jet now I think I mean I'm I think he probably sold it Yeah he probably sold it

I mean he at least has it or sold it That's crazy Yeah That he just fucking Mr. Beast is not scamming for a private jet Yeah that's wild That he just He just has a private jet now Well he wild that he just he just has a private

jet well he bought it for the video he didn't just have it laying around no no i understand i'm saying that more to be honest yeah 2.5 is like i thought like that's like 20 mil i think it's quite an old jet i mean it was still nice i mean it flew it worked it worked it was quite nice um i mean did you watch the video you can you can talk on private jet niceness because you've been on so many. By the way, I don't know if you're joking or not, but I have been on private jets. I mean, I was joking, but... No, it was a big matter.

It was a contentious matter. The Shorty Awards, I don't even know if they still have them. Shorty? But it was like an off-brand streamers, basically. I think it was like a Comcast type thing. They flew me out with the Dobrics one time from Coachella. And I like, because I was hosting the Dobric vlog squad.

Oh, I thought you meant like, wait. Oh, okay. Wait. Oh, I thought, okay. When you said Dobrics, I was thinking like the Dobre twins. Dobre? No. But that's awesome

that you know who those guys are. I don't really know who they are to be honest. They're a meme in my community. Because when you said Dobre, I thought David Dobre

and then I was like, wait, Dobre, it's like his family? No, Dobre can go, vlog squad. Vlog squad.

But yeah, I, I, they were, they were flying them from Coachella and I like basically hitched a ride with them.

Yeah. And he just had an extra seat. Yeah. I mean mean it's a pj you know I mean but usually you think people would fill up yeah I guess they didn't have enough space for it but I was on they were going to the shorties and I was going to the shorties as well so I was like fuck it like I'll go I was high as hell on mushrooms on it too it was not a great experience at first is that legal to do what mushrooms yeah yeah these were legal mushrooms shitake yeah that's what's crazy about private jets like you could like do drugs on them you can do whatever you want dude private jets you could it's it's actually kind of wild how little security there is in

private jet terminals i i i've thought about this before where it's like, motherfuckers could be like straight up trafficking guns. Like there is no, there is no checks. That's why I've heard that you can just like do whatever. Like there's no checks. Yeah. Like you could like bring a gun and then take over the plane. You can like, maybe I shouldn't say that.

Never mind. I was going to say like you could, okay, whatever. They are deporting your ass so quickly. You could take a bomb on them. You are deported. I'm actually with the FBI, as a matter of fact. They're outside. We were waiting for you to say this.

Fucking got them. I mean, not that I have plans to, but, like, you could, right? I mean, yeah, technically. I don't think you wouldn't use it, but, like, technically you could do it just to say you did it. It is pretty crazy that, like... It is pretty crazy how little security there is on that side. But, like, you don't need security. Because, like, the damages that can be done with a jet

are, like, way less than the amount of damages you can do with, like, a commercial, like, giant... But, like, you have the... Oh, I guess you could, like, just take over the jet. Yeah. I guess, yeah, that's the problem. Because you could, like, take it over, and then, like, you know...

Well, the weird situation, actually, is that, like, one, this is something that people talk about a lot the tsa is just basically just security theater and it's actually not real it's not really yeah people people smuggle shit through the tsa all the fucking time regularly they have like a terrible success rate yeah they are so bad you think like it's very important and they should have it's simply it's a it's a deterrence measure for like i said security theater to make it seem like it's actually really difficult this um no i mean this is a common thing that people know um and also yeah they have a terrible success rate with like apprehensions and and like catching people also on top of that like back in the day

they didn't have that this is like all like, all post-9-11 shit. And, like, literally. You could just, like, there was no, you just walked on the plane. No, the security, like, to get on a plane was, like, way, way more limited in the pre-9-11 days. Like, no full-body x-ray device, none of that shit. And the worst part is, like, some fucking guy decided to do a shoe bomb so now you gotta take your shoes off it's like come on dude one guy i don't get why you have to take the shoes off because you just explained you put it well shoe bomb okay well why not put it under your hoodie then because you go through the full body scanner i feel like it's but ultimately but not

your but ultimately it is bullshit like it's straight up as well have they tested like getting through like weapons and like bombs and stuff i think they do pen testing regularly Like it's straight up as bullshit. Have they tested like getting through like weapons and like bombs and stuff? I think they do pen testing regularly. Yeah. It's way harder to get like a bomb through than like,

I don't know, drugs. Yeah. There was like TSA's like Instagram account is really interesting though. Cause that,

I mean, it's more so to just do promotion for how like the TSA is doing a great job. So they'll like post stuff that they catch. There was some lady

who apparently brought a gun, like a handgun in an, doing a great job. So they'll like post stuff that they catch. There was some lady who apparently brought a gun, like a handgun in an, in a raw chicken. And they caught, they caught her. That was like in the news. Like where was the chicken in like her car? Yeah.

Yeah. But like, obviously they just put it through the scanner. It shows up instantly. There was another lady. It's not impressive. I was asking Georgia, like how,

how do you sneak like a weapon through? Like, I don't know. These are weird questions to be asking. Cause I was thinking like, how, how do you sneak, like, a weapon through? I don't know. These are weird questions to be asking. Because I was thinking, like, how is their success rate so bad? They scan your shit. You go through a full, like, where's the opportunity to get shit through? I bet you could easily get through, like, a very sharp object.

Yeah. But, like, not metal. I have regularly. Like, without even realizing. You can take a CD, for example, and then snap it in half. Okay, now you're just, okay, well, you're crazy. Well, I'm saying, like, I'm talking about stuff that, like, is going to threaten the whole place. Yeah, no, like, box cutters is what the 9-11 attackers use, right?

So you can't have box cutters on your thing. That makes sense. I've brought scissors, like, without realizing I have scissors in my bag. I'll let you through. Multiple fucking times. And then, like, I'll get get to the I'll get to my destination open my bag I'm like oh what the fuck

I had this in here like they're just not very good at like cause the guy that's looking at the x-ray as the thing is going through your carry on

he's not paying attention he's just chilling he's like laying he likes to do that shit all day yeah I try to take a rock home

from a country I went to where was it Ireland no it wasn't it was Italy I think I found a rock home from a country. I went to, uh, where was it? Ireland. No, it wasn't. It was, it was Italy.

I think I found a rock on the beach and I was like, that's kind of a nice rock. I took the rock back with me and then it was in my carry on. Cause I don't, I don't even know why it was in there. Actually, wait, yeah,

I actually, I didn't have a check bag. I didn't have a check bag. That's why. Um, and they were like, why, what's this rock for? I was like, I don't know. I just liked it. And they were like, what's this rock for?

I was like, I don't know. I just liked it. And they're like. Just to bash the skulls of the hostesses? Well, maybe they let me keep it. And what I realized is like, I mean, it wasn't a big rock. It was like, it was kind of big. Like it fit in my palm.

I was like, I could technically, you know, bash a skull in with it if I really wanted to. Yeah, but you can't like. The thing about a rock though is like, if you bash one person's skull in there, everyone's just going to beat the fuck out of you. It's not like a weapon where you can take off multiple people. It's not like a box cutter where you can, like, swipe at people. Yeah, a box cutter where you can start slicing people. Yeah.

Whereas, I mean, the Korean War. What if I really threw it out the window? That's crazy. I didn't suck out the window. How did I not? Really, the 9-11 was through box cutters? Yeah. No one was just like, fuck it.

I'm, like, risking my life to stop this shit. No gun. No gun. No, no, they did. They tried. I remember. I mean, they did. One of the planes actually they tried um i remember i mean they did one of the planes actually didn't hit yeah one of the target and and that was because they overpowered the the other guys with the box cutters but i think like they tried but you know there was well there's

like 19 you know what i mean it's like not one guy oh there's 19 of them on well 19 total how many was like on each plane i i don't remember the exact details, but I mean, it was like, what, four planes? Holy shit. I don't know if it's supposed to be my specialty and I can't even, I can't even recall. But whatever, 19 divided by four, I guess. Like four or five. Yeah. So it was like, it was enough to like.

It's hard to like take on a group of five people with knives. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's true. Because even if the whole plane is like rushed and like yeah to be too fair you everyone stands up they take their their carry-on bags of them plus the other thing is like back in the day you could actually get into the cockpit now it's always locked yeah well i think there there always was a door but i think it wasn't locked back in the day so like now it's always locked and there's always one pilot in there and a

co-pilot in there at all times. Like they have, they changed a bunch of aviation rules or after nine 11 to make sure that that doesn't happen again, which is why you don't really hear like, I mean, you don't see that here of anything. Like they used to be,

I feel like there used to be way more like, you know, plane kidnappings back in the day, like in the eighties and nineties, you know, they use it. People used to just take over planes? Yeah, straight up. There was that, like, DB Cooper thing, right?

Then there's that. Yeah, the DB Cooper story. They would steal the plane and then what? They would take the plane, land it somewhere, like, to keep the people hostage. And then they'd get money. Yeah, it was... And then DB Cooper would, like, go to jail, like...

No, no, no, no, no. They would, like, they would take no no no no they would they would like they get they would take the entire plane they would take the entire plane hostage so then they would land somewhere like it would be like iran you know what i mean and they would take everybody hostage to be like you know the american government needs to release a political prisoner or something it was like that um that she used to happen regularly but it doesn't really happen anymore does it even happen at all anymore like not really planes been i heard of one plane that got stolen but like no one was on it was like yeah the guy just stole a fucking yeah the

guy that was working the the baggage handler guy yeah i think it was like seattle or washington or something yeah no he stole it yeah he stole it? Yeah, he stole it. He flew it. I think he wanted to like... Is it easy to fly planes? How the fuck does he know how to fly a plane? I think they have like autopilot. Well, if you know... If you've played Flight Simulator, Austin, straight up... Oh, yeah, you went to a Flight Simulator, right?

When we... Did you take off? Yeah, I actually took off and I landed on my own. And is it accurate? Oh, yeah. It's so accurate that it's actually considered flight time. It is so one-to-one that FAA considers that simulator that you're inside of to be legitimate flight time. Is it easy to fly a plane?

Anyone can really do it? If you know some of the things that you need to do, then yes. Because I have this weird fear of planes. I don't know why. I can't fly planes legally, I don't think, because I'm colorblind. I can't be a pilot. You're colorblind? Yeah.

That's crazy. And like pilots need no colors, I guess. Yeah. It makes sense. No, pilots need to have 20-20 vision, like perfect vision across the board. Which is weird because they can't really see shit. Have you ever seen like what they look through? Like it's such like a, they can't see shit.

Now that you say that, you're right. They can't see shit. That is weird. What are they just going to look at? Clouds? Like how do they even, can't how do you say that you're right that is weird what are they just gonna look at clouds like how do they even how the fuck do they land that shit it just is no it's all it's all autopilot like the the mechanism i mean everything is so you know it's really funny my my brother literally used to before he started building satellites he was building planes so he could speak on this more clearly but um they they have so many fucking tools man it's crazy like everything there's i mean there's a million buttons if you know what the press you're good

if you played if you play flight simulator you get like 10 hours of game time you can just fly yeah no well austin literally learned how to fly a legitimate plane on his own without any fucking help from anyone else. Off of just straight flight simulator. That's what the 9-11 hijackers did too. What else does he have on it? Oh, they played flight simulator? They learned from flight simulator. Then they came to America and they actually went to a training course in Florida, I think.

Yeah, I think it was Florida. Yeah. Typical Florida. Yeah. So. Typical Florida. Yeah. One of the famous quotes is like, one of the guys famously said, I don't need to learn how to land it. Like, straight up. He said that. That's crazy.

Like, I need to learn how to fly it. I don't need to learn how to land it. What the fuck? Which is crazy. So, there was something else I was going to talk about. Oh, the Mr. Beast thing. Private jet. You lost it. I did. That sucks. It really did. I was going to talk about. Oh, the MrBeast thing. Private jet. You lost it. I did.

That sucks. It really did. I was depressed for days. You could be flying us around on your PJ. I could have just taken 10 hours on flight simulator and been on my way. I don't know if they let you do that. Use your colorblind. You can't even do that.

I'll just put some colorblind glasses on or something. How do they not fix colorblindness right now? That's actually, yeah. Don't they have glasses for it? They do, but it doesn't fix it. It makes the colors you see more vibrant. Yeah, it's like they're a bit more vibrant, which helps differentiate.

Because for me, I'm looking at right there. You see the colors on that thing? Yeah. The bottom, so the one that says scary harp and crickets are they all different colors they're all different colors every single every single one is a different color okay so like honestly if you told me they were all blue i'd believe you wow yeah so you got like because there are tests yeah like the the did you see the number like that sort of thing to differentiate between a And then colorblind people see that, and they're like, that's just a Venn diagram.

It's just a regular circle. It's just like dots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can't see them. Well, some of them you can. It depends. But, yeah.

I mean, it doesn't really affect me on a daily basis, to be honest. It's not a big deal. What about video games? Like, do you have a hard time sometimes in video games? Do you turn colorblind mode on? I don't. And I don't do it just because I feel like it's weird. If you're, like, streaming it and, like, people have, like, different colors.

Like, Fortnite, for example, has colorblind mode. And it makes the colors of the different rarities of the guns. It makes the colors, like, gross. And it's, like, but I can tell. How do you know? Okay, well, they look gross to me. But, like, for example, in Fortnite, a gold weapon can look like a green weapon to me. Which obviously is, like, a problem.

Holy shit, I'm going to scam you next time you play Fortnite. I'm sure I've, like, left golds behind because I thought they were green. That's crazy. But I don't know. I don't like switching. I don't like turning on colorblind mode. I don't know. If I didn't stream, I'd probably use it.

But I wonder. I don't even know what it looks like to us. I've never even seen it. It's funny that he says that because there's a lot of games I'll play stream I'd probably use it but I wonder I don't even know what it looks like to us I've never even seen it it's funny that he says that because there's a lot of games I'll play where I will turn on colorblind mode

extra help makes it the game like it's better you are so sweaty that is the most sweaty isn't it like I did it in League

and I did it in Valorant he's one of those people that you are so sweaty aspect ratio and like resolution what's your rank on Valorant immortal

why have we not played it you got boosted I did not get boosted you got boosted by who he's immortal You are so sweet. Like that aspect ratio and resolution. What's your rank on Valorant? Immortal. Why have we not played yet? I did not get boosted. You got boosted by who? He's immortal. I don't know what that means. The entire board is so high level that there's not that many people that can boost him there. Okay, well, he got boosted.

He played with pros. I mean, pros are not all of them,, but, you know, they're there. That's the rank. Right? What is it? George just thinks he's so good. What is it? It's Immortal and then what?

It's Immortal and then Radiant. Radiant. Ascended? Ascendance below Immortal. Oh, okay. So it's Immortal and then Radiant. Radiant is the top 500. Radiant's the top 500.

Like, so he's literally, like, at the tip of the top 500 on the planet. Or in NA. I guess he got boosted, though, so it's not a big deal. No, it's like one of those ranks where you literally can't get boosted to. You got boosted. It's fine. Someone probably played on his account. I'll play for a month and get better than him. Are you good at shooters?

I was global on CSGO. He was global on CSgo before the rank reset which uh is a big deal in the cs community that's like basically like anyone could be global before then if you just play i mean you wouldn't have a global so yeah but i got supreme after the rank reset well my supreme after the rank reset is probably more valuable than your global before the rank i wouldn't know i wouldn't know but that's crazy well tubbo's good at fucking csgo i think it was good well tubbo is really good for how little he's played valorant okay i can see that like he plays sova he doesn't even use the alt like he doesn't use he doesn't use the bird like he doesn't use anything yeah he's just but he'll still like sometimes top frag

when we're playing with like pokey and stuff, and obviously she's Diamond or Plat or something. I don't know what she is, but they've been playing this game for a lot longer than I have and a lot longer than Tubbo has. So with that in mind, I'm always surprised at how good he plays, especially on British Ping. Have you played with Punz? Yes.

You think he's good? I think he's pretty good, yeah. I mean, he's so much better than me. Foolish, too. Foolish is good. I think he's pretty good, yeah. I mean, he's so much better than me. Foolish, too. Foolish is good. But you're better than both of them. Well, no. Punz is the same rank.

Actually, right now I'm higher. Yeah. Right now I'm higher ranked than Punz. Also, something... I play John, too. Oh, he's crazy. He's fucking stupid. I used to...

I got global on US servers from being in EU. So I feel like now that I'm... I've been waiting to play... To get into Valorant until I'm on US servers from being in EU. So I feel like now that I'm... I've been waiting to get into Valorant until I'm on US ping. Don't do it. You know what I mean? No, you'll enjoy it. I mean...

It's crack. It's a very addicting game. It's going to ruin your life. Especially if someone came from CSGO, you will get into it quick and you will... Dude. We'll see. I've been delaying playing

because I want to start playing on good internet. You guys not have good internet? No. No, it's taking time. We're getting like a good line installed. Oh, okay. You're like straight up laying down fiber optic? Yeah, something like that.

Something like that. Yeah. So it takes a bit. But yeah, we're... Wait, what was I going to say? Oh, yeah. I'm just waiting to get to get the good insight to start playing and then i'm gonna be better than all of you well i mean you'll

definitely be better than me i'm terrible i'm i've there was a big period in my life where i stopped playing desktop pc games for like 10 years pretty much only to come back to it recently after i started streaming on twitch like league or i played dota dota a lot older than you guys 31 how old are you 31 not a lot older than him you're not that much i was about to say we're like pretty similar in age you guys have the same age gap as like my i'm exactly older than me and then you're five years older than him it's like literally i'm in the middle and i am in the middle yeah oh my there you go oh my god we did that on purpose you did so i played dota a lot when i was in high school and i was like so fucking addicted to it that i

was like i can't play mobile games ever again i like completely wrote them off and i've never played league i've never even touched it i think you would like it then. League is so fun. I don't want to do it. Just dip your... Dude, Riot is... Valorant is what I put about League. Yeah, but League is... It's the same. Yeah, bro.

I'm telling you, if you start... I tell you, someone who went from CS to League because my high school buddies were playing League, they're just... You're going to be like,

oh, this game sucks, but you keep playing it for some reason and all of a sudden it fucking gets you. You're like, holy shit. I just want to get better. I just want to get better.

I just want to get better. It's riot's ranking system that is so devastating it literally operates under the same fucking principles as a casino okay like i'm pretty sure that the math that they do on their mmr like on their hidden ranking and their regular ranking structure is basically, I mean, I guess like if you talk to riot devs, like they'll kind of allude to it a little bit where it always keeps you in like in an area where like they know what your rank is and you're always going to stay in that region. Like they'll give you just enough to make you feel good,

to make you feel like you're fucking popping off. Well, it's different for you because you're fucking immortal already. But they give you just enough, but then they take it all away, and it's just devastating. I feel like it's like whenever I was grinding through the ranks of League, you're either on the the cups of d ranking or you're about to rank up yeah yeah the cusp of d ranking or or ranking up so it's like you're like fuck i gotta play like you're never like in the middle where you'd be like yeah fuck because in

the middle you don't want to play because you're like in the middle you're not as enthusiastic about playing so you get to that you get to that level and you're like, oh fuck, I gotta play, I gotta play. And then you rank up and then you have like a bad batch of games like boom, boom, boom, boom.

And there's nothing you can do because like, half the time it's your fucking team. Yeah. You can't do anything. That was the most

annoying thing about me for like, because I really like playing competitive games that like had a ranking system. So like I played CSGO, Rocket League. You played Rocket League?

Yeah. Competitive? Is that like cringe? No, I think Rocket League is You played Rocket League? Yeah. Competitive? Is that like cringe? No, I think Rocket League is like not a cringe game. I used to play like, a lot of the games that just had a competitive

matchmaking system, I would play. That's what I have to, I can't play games without. I played Overwatch in like the first few seasons. I've just now started playing Overwatch.

Do you like it? I think it's a lot of fun. I like playing Sojourn. She's so fun, dude. It's so fucking chaotic, dude. It is crazy. Everyone's flying around. Yeah.

Tanks jumping on you. Is that not kind of like Valorant? No, Valorant? No. Valorant's a little bit different. Because when I see Valorant, because I'm coming from a CSGO background, it looks crazy.

All this stuff. No, it's different because, like, the objective of the game is the same. It's plant the bomb defuse you know it's very CSGO whereas Overwatch

it's like push this robot to the other side yeah and then they're pushing it back yeah or it's like capture the flat or king of the hill

essentially and like it's very different because then motherfuckers would be doing crazy shit it's like Valorant is Valorant's like chess

I feel like yeah there's like yeah because like I feel like in Overwatch maybe it's's like... Yeah, because, like, I feel like in Overwatch, maybe it's because I just started. It's just everyone fucking ability spawning. Versus in Valorant, people, like,

you throw smoke here, flash here. Yeah. There's, like, a rhyme and a reason. I'm sure there's a rhyme and a reason in Overwatch. Isn't that how it is in CSGO, too, though? Yeah. CSGO is... No, it's on a different level. Like, they know, like,

we're going to place a cross here on a pixel and it'll land perfectly. Yeah. They don't have that in Overwatch. I mean, Valorant. They do mean the abilities are so like more like you can control the abilities to such a higher degree that you don't need that most of the time ncs go like you near no like lineups like you know there's like a little pixel on the wall that you line up to throw a smoke and it lands in a specific spot i think it's because in valorant like there's certain characters that have that they have lamps like you can shoot like a molly onto the bomb yeah or something but like there's like in cs

everyone has to know that to play like there's little holes like i play rays because it's like the most simple character it's like soldier 76 or 75 of like valorant in my opinion even though it is like quite technical with with like the satchel jumps and whatever which i'm not very good at but like sometimes i'll see someone throw a fucking grenade there's like literally i didn't even know this um on one of the maps there's like a hole on top of the door that can close on uh on the bomb site i forget what map it is it's the one with like the statues the the one the statues um hold on like a very emotional player no hold on

I'm going to tell you what it is there's A B I think it's like okay I don't remember I can tell you all the maps it's the one where you can go through that hole and it opens up it's like a vent and you go through it no there's no vent

that's breeze is it the one where there's doors that you can close? Like, the doors go... Yeah, door right next to the fucking... Yeah, right next to the bomb site. It's ascent. Oh, yeah, it is ascent. You're right.

In ascent, that door you're closing... Maybe he is immortal. Did you know there's a hole on top of it? Like, a tiny fucking hole all the way on the ceiling? Yeah, honestly, didn't know that. And you can throw a grenade through it. That's fucked. Fake immortal.

You know what's crazy on that map? You want to know something? On the switch. You know like the switch that you click? If you shoot through that switch, like you know when you come through to go to A from the attacker side, it's like this and there's like a hallway

and then you go in. A lot of people place like a killjoy ult there and you can shoot through the fucking switch to the other side. It's like the weirdest thing ever. It's just weird shit shit like that he's so good yeah he's so good at reacting i know that's that's some that's brilliant content creator brand right there we need some i did not know that that's crazy yeah but yeah it's it's shit like that it's just lineups uh angles it's like csgo in that regard. I haven't really played CSGO.

CSGO is just crazy. I played some CSGO pros and whenever I play Valorant and I play with pros, I feel like I'm on there. I can play against them. I'm not getting shit on, but I played it with Stewie2k and TerekCSpros and they were like different animals.

That skill ceiling on CS is just beyond Valorant. It's just like they're so like that skill ceiling on CS is just really beyond Valorant. It's just ridiculous. Totic played my first ever like ranked game for me as a meme. Who? Because that was it. Is that Totic?

Tarek? Oh, Tarek, yeah. And, dude, watching him play Reyna, it was like it's just a different game that he's playing. Like I'm not playing the same game that he's playing. It felt like he was swimming. His movement is so fluid. It literally feels like I'm so

clunky. He's just going It was Icebox too. The CSGO pros cracked at Valorant. Yeah, they're like most of the CSGO pros are just like Radiance and Valorant on 500. It's a hard game.

The skill swing on CS is higher. He's trying to pros are just like Brady and some Valentine 500. But just even because it's a harder game and they come to Val. It is the best right now. The skill swing on CS is higher. He's trying to

angle this. He's trying to angle this that he's trying to claim that he's going to be better than you. I mean, I would

bet I would bet he's got like so much so much extra play time on me that maybe he'll be better than me. But no, CS has a

higher skilling and not all of the skills from CS transfer to Valorant. You're going to catch him looking at TikTok lineups. Yeah, he's going to be like,

I probably will. If I'm actually getting into the game, I'm going to look up lineups because they make you way better. That's like the easy, like if you're, hey guys, if you're getting new to CSGO

and you want to get instantly better, just look up some lineups. Oh yeah. You'll be instantly better. If you want to be good, you play some fucking champion that has lineups, you plant the bomb and you just to be good you play some fucking champion that has lineups you plant the bomb

and you just fucking molotov the bomb what the fuck do they do yeah that's true I am a dummy who has not looked into any lineups

and I've been just like trying to learn it on my own foolishly and failing to do so but you know I'll get there

on that note I think it's time that we move on to the paywall proportion of this broadcast. Usually there's a half, an intermission, which we are going to get to right now. We talk about more of the juicy tidbits behind the paywall. I can see through the window. Yeah, like that. Exactly. Like that license plate that you can see through the window.

And more. Zoom in on his glasses. You might see the reflection. Actually, I should. Okay. Well, maybe check the edit. I don't know what the fuck he's doing. My brother is just doing some crazy shit out there right now.

Anyway, regardless, what do you guys want to promote? What are you working on? Say it to the camera. I don't know i just posted a youtube video and it's actually not doing that well so go watch it go watch it go watch it's interesting it's it's a mr it's a video where i'm in a mr beast video and it's actually performing 10 out of 10 by a lot that's crazy it is i i worked all week i came to la on grinding i came to la on wed Wednesday and I was editing all day.

I didn't go out to dinner with them and finally got the edit done. Post it. Just for it to be a 10 of 10. For it to be a 10 of 10. That's a big bummer. I had a good thumbnail. I don't understand what's wrong with it. But guys, please go like and subscribe. Susan, she watches me. I'll tell her.

Can you do something to the algorithm? Susie, fixie. Can you, like, do something to the algorithm? Just, like, give me some free views. Yeah, Susan. Susan actually quote tweeted me. Quote tweeted me as well. Well, technically it was me and Quackty. Well, I was. It was.

It was a photo with Quackty. But what were you guys saying in it? It was just a picture of me, Dream, Samnap, Carl, and Quackty. Together. And then she quote tweeted it and was like, so good to see you guys together. But it was like a week after we posted it. What the fuck? Which was kind of funny. She and was like, so good to see you guys together. But it was like a week after we posted it. What the fuck?

Which was kind of funny. She's like trying to get you guys on YouTube, which we will be talking about behind the paywall. Yeah, Susan, if you want me on YouTube, DM me.

Why'd you say that so sexy? Yeah. Gotta entice us on. That was so, that was so, so devious. Yeah. Yeah.

DM me. Susan, check me out. My games are open. Alright. Yeah. DM me. Susan, check me out. My games are open. All right. What about you? I mean, you know some of the stuff I've been working on, like the NRG stuff, you came to the party. Just doing that, wanting to stream more, upload more.

And I have some, like, bigger stuff that I want to do, but I have no. Like playing Valorant with me. Yes, exactly. He doesn't want to say it. He's being too kind. He wants to play his future Valorant stream with us on. Yeah. That's right.

We're gearing up for that. All right. Well, if you want the paywall content, you can go to patreon.com slash fear and, and we'll see you on the other side. Peace. That's wild. What the fuck? I can't do that.

I want to like blow your mind, but I don't want it to be like on camera because it's actually gross as fuck. Whoa, dude That is that is genuinely that's genuinely impressive Maybe the thing is a lot less funny than the only queen. Yeah, the queen had a clout. The king to me is like He has to gain that clout. He's like a clout chaser. No, you're not wrong because like I think presidents always have clout