Fear& - Squeezie Saves Our Paris Trip, AustinShow Breaks Hasanabi's Ribs & More.. | Fear&TwitchCon EU

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

Hasan broke his rib, irl streams were a bust, twitchcon was kinda mid, just when we thought all hope was lost for the Paris trip a hero emerged. This week we have French Youtube legend Squeezie who invited us into his home so we'd have a place to film this episode, showed us around Paris and took us to eat amazing food and basically saved the whole trip. Just an all around amazing dude and creator, we hope you enjoy this crossover as much as we enjoyed filming it. I pulled an all nighter as im writing this right before my flight to get this episode out so im gonna log off now and go to the airport goodbye love ya🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand✰ follow our guest! ✰Squeezie: https://twitter.com/xSqueeZie✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Austin speaks fast, but I think I'm starting to be used to it. Oh, you want me to slow it down? It's okay, it's okay. No, I can slow it down for you. You teach me French. Be accommodating, brother. I know. I just came in here to France and just bulldozed French culture.

I spoke English. Yeah, you're being your best diva self as always. No, no. I've actually been really good this trip, Hasan. I look forward to you talking about how good I've been. I'm not going to be talking about how good you've been. I'm going to be talking about how bad you've been. Okay?

Because you've still been bad. What have you done yet? Oh, I won't talk about it. I've done only good things. I've been... I've tried escargot. Yeah, I know that. I've tried caviar.

I know that too. Yes. The one thing you haven't tried is french dick that's what you haven't tried true you you're true yeah you're you're off your game on this one but hey before before we get further in the conversation look at that where are we right now oh my god this is such a unique background you might be saying because we are in paris france Paris, France. Paris, France. Paris, France. Oui, oui. We have an esteemed guest here. The podcast

has gone international at this point. We're global. Yeah, we are global. We're all over the place. Yes, we were in Japan. Yeah, I saw the one in Tokyo. And we went to, now we're in Paris. And I'd like to announce that the podcast is officially filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

Yeah, so please subscribe to our Patreon. Yeah, we have blown the entire podcast fund on Traveling Internationally to do podcasts. That's right. So we can do one episode a week. But, you know, that's why we have our wonderful patrons. But listen, more important than that, we have an incredible guest today.

Incredible. I don't know if you're going to hate the way I describe you. The Mr. Beast slash PewDiePie of France himself. French people, they know both of them. So I think they will appreciate that. Yes. Okay. Yeah.

It's that. Squeezy. Squeezy. Squeezy. Am I saying it right? Yeah, yeah. Squeezy. squeezy squeezy squeezy is that how is that am i saying it right yeah squeezy it came from like the squeeze it song from dj tiesto oh that's what that's what it is that's where the name comes from yeah i had 12 years old no inspiration at all really and i make squeeze it and it became squeezy wow okay is it a french word no no no oh squeeze it like in english oh like squeeze it yeah ah yeah that's it okay i like that that's awesome here we are we we've had a wonderful journey we're going to talk all about it and uh you know hopefully this episode will this will be an

interesting one yeah i think it's like this is i have to tell you sorry i have to tell you this is the first time like because i think French people will see this. Yes. And this is the first time they see me speak English ever. Really? I hope they don't hate you for it. I don't want them to...

You can just keep speaking in French if you want. Okay. Merci beaucoup. We're going to dub all of this interaction in all of French. Okay.

We're going to dub it in French. So this will be... You just keep speaking English and we'll hire some French actors. I can dub myself afterward. Oh, that's true. We got Gerard Depardieu, Luc Besson.

They're going to be dubbing us. My reference is the French cinema are so dated. No, Luc Besson is not so dated. What was his last movie? Valkyrie? No? No, Luc Besson is not so dated. What was his last movie? Val Kidd? No? The movie with...

I watched French movies. A big one. I think Luc Besson's last movies have not been that good. I'll say it. I think his old stuff is way better. Yeah, sure. You know Taxi? Yeah.

You told me about Taxi yeah i watched i watched taxi the series was yamakasi his as well yeah yeah and you know bonnieu 13 like french people will appreciate that yeah district 13 yeah bonnieu 13 great movie a lot of a lot of uh free running uh or parkour for those of you who don't know in french French cinema. I don't know why French people are obsessed with parkour. Good question. Why are we obsessed about it? That's crazy. We had so many movies with parkour in it.

But Yamakasi is the biggest one. You have a sport, a parkour tag. Parkour tag? Or that was at TwitchCon. We were at TwitchCon. That's why we're here in France. And one of the things that they had, they had these big exhibitions.

One of them was a parkour competition. It's like tag. Tag your itch. Yeah, yeah. Chat. In French, it's chat. Chat. So it was chat.

So they have a competition, and they were filming it. Really? They had obstacles, and they would run over it and run around it. It was crazy. I saw videos on youtube about it but it's not french yes oh it's not no i don't think so we thought we thought it was french well because we're american we come into a new place and we say oh it's yeah probably french i don't think so by By the way, so this is my first time to France. And for the viewers at home that don't know, we came for TwitchCon.

And we stayed at probably the worst part of Paris that we possibly could have. For sure. Port de Versailles, right? Which is not, it's the convention area. So I arrived and I was not impressed by Paris. Because I thought about Paris as this grand, beautiful place with fine dining and then I was in Port de Versailles,

which I don't know what the equivalent in LA would be, but it's like going to Los Angeles and staying in, I don't know, what do you think? Hollywood. Not even. On Hollywood Boulevard.

Hollywood has a rep though at least. People accidentally go and stay there. Nobody's repping Port de Versailles in France. Right. So we do that, and I'm like, man, France is mid. Until we meet you, and you take us on one of the most fabulous Parisian fine dining experiences to a beautiful, I don't even know what the restaurant was called I couldn't pronounce it

Le Relais Plaza Le Relais Plaza and you took us to a dinner that started at 8.30pm and went till 1.30 in the morning it was a long one we shut the restaurant down we had escargot.

We had caviar. We had things I couldn't pronounce and wine that I've never tasted before from far reaches of France. And we walk out, we see the Eiffel Tower. It's lit up. I mean, Paris made a comeback thanks to you. You were such a basic bitch. It's not even funny.

One meal and you're like, okay, I love this. One meal and a view on the Eiffel Tower made a comeback thanks to you you were such a you were such a basic bitch it's not even funny one meal one meal and you're like okay I love this one meal and a view on the Eiffel Tower and Austin he hasn't seen he hasn't seen the Louvre

he hasn't seen any have you even seen Arc de Triomphe or anything like that I don't even know what that is we were close to it I need to come back

to Paris to experience it he hasn't seen any of the cultural stuff is why most people come to Paris. I know. The first thing, I'm really bad because the first thing I land in Paris and the first thing I say is,

where's the gay bar? Which is not, you know what I mean? You have very nice ones in Le Marais. Yes, I found one. Yeah. Talk to us about it. Can I tell you about it? Yeah, sure.

Oh, let me tell you about the gay bar in France. So how is the gay game in Paris? Oh my God. The gay people in France. How is the gay game in Paris? The gay people in France are so much... so direct. The gay people in the United States are direct. I went to a gay bar in France called Raid. This gay bar is amazing. It's famous

for every 30 minutes or so a guy comes out and showers naked in this shower. They've got a glass case. Have you been to this bar before? No. Well, we'll go next time in Paris. We'll all go to the we'll all go to the gate it's a lot of fun and i go in and i kid you not within 30 seconds of going into this bar somebody asked me to give them a blow job they say oh give me a blow job and i said 30 seconds 30 kid you not give me a blow job i said so he's just in there like no no no I didn't do it

he's like wow she said I would like you know give me give me a blowjob and I said my friend

give him a blowjob and I was like oh no I'm good he's like his cum tastes like cookies and I was like oh my god this is crazy

then a guy asked me within another 30 seconds let me see your penis and I was like oh my gosh all of this in 30 seconds like within a minute or two very very quick boom boom wow incredible experience everybody and that's when austin knew he's like this is the greatest place yeah i love it so open so amazing everybody was very direct and it was it was wonderful um so that was my gay experience in france i i uh met some guys but the thing is is i met these guys i was like oh french guys oh they were dutch i didn't

know that until it was too late like i said zero french dick yeah so far you have one last night you better you're not gonna talk about french dicksixie. No, I didn't. I couldn't. I couldn't have a night. And they're not circumcised. But neither are the Dutch. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

I knew that beforehand. And I didn't do anything. What's your preference on that? Do you have a preference? Because all you guys are, with respect, is that okay if I... You guys are all uncircumcised. I'm circumcised.

Not all of us, because there are many, many people. Yeah, Muslims. I'm circced up. He's circumcised. Circced up, boys. It's terrible. I am uncircumcised. They took that away from us. Most Americans are circumcised.

Really? Yes. For what? No reason. No reason? No. I think they say hygiene, but honestly, I don't know.

I fucking don't know how to do it. Isn't that crazy? Could you imagine? I'm so sorry. We've just met, and I'm talking about your penis. Imagine. We started like three minutes ago. Okay, let's talk about dicks now.

Very fast. 330 million Americans. Half of them are men. All their dicks are cut. Imagine 150 plus million dicks. Just think about that. It's a lot of skin. Yes, a lot of skin yes a lot of skin where's

it going that's what we're here to find out where is it going where are the dick skins at um that's gotta go we've been out here look i i last time i came to paris i came with my family we did the whole tourist thing you know we were we stayed in this artist's airbnb it was beautiful it was like this attic uh you know we stayed in a nice arrondissement which was like close to everything you know what i mean it was very different than port de versailles which is awful it's really bad um but uh you know i mean i had a good time i went to entrecote i went to all these like places that you're supposed to go to like things like that yeah exactly but it was it was all right it was like a regular tourist

experience i love paris i think paris is very nice i think it's very beautiful i certainly preferred over london but this time my experience has not been so great it was great when we went to dinner and then maybe i had too good of a time because all hell broke loose immediately after that dinner i went home home. I fell asleep. I woke up the next morning. And, you know, I took a shower. We got ready to go to the convention hall. And we started off our day.

And there's a golf cart experience. Now, you guys might have heard this already because I talked about it on my Instagram. No. He has no idea. But your boy has a broken rib. Yeah. And it's not great. I have a fractured finger and broken finger.

Your finger's fine. What the fuck happened? You have one band-aid on your finger. Well, okay, in France, are you guys known, the driving is a bit, what is the perception, like, is the driving safe here? Everybody is angry when it comes to driving. Is the driving, like, a bit scary here? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so it's not inappropriate to say... As somebody who lives in France, you say the driving is a bit crazy. Yeah. Okay. In Paris. Yes. So we had a guy that was channeling that energy

while he was driving this golf cart. Yeah. I never took a golf cart in like 10 years. So why you come the same time? You have a golf cart. I don years. So why you come just one time and you have a golf cart? I don't know why we brought them here. No, they were transporting us to the back because the convention gets really hectic. Okay.

So it's really hard for security to like walk you through crowds to get to the place that you need to get to, right? So they have like a back entrance for golf carts. So they take us, they put us in this golf cart from this parking lot, and they drive us down to the convention hall where we're supposed to do our meet and greet. And it's me, Rambo, Jack Manifold, Austin, and a Twitch representative and the driver. This is a six-person golf cart. Austin and I are sitting in the back facing the back.

So it's one of those long ones. And this golf cart goes down the he started off real fast he was hauling he was like flooring and i was enjoying to the floor just going crazy i was enjoying it i was like this is kind of sick this guy was egging him on he's like yeah i was like yeah let's do it and then i mean i didn't tell him to fucking hook a left turn going, you know, 40 miles an hour. We're going down a hill, okay? What the fuck? Down a hill.

The guy was hauling ass, right? Yeah, so much weight. And he takes a turn. Let me. And it was a U-turn. It was like a U-turn. Like you had to turn back, right? Who was the driver?

I want to know. We don't know. I don't think he's with the company anymore. Yeah. But he takes a turn. And as we take the turn of course laws of physics

we flip and my life flashed before my eyes it was really it was really interesting because like at first when the left turn

is happening it started drifting and you could hear it was like nice moment yeah when it drifts you're like

wow yeah and I was thinking this is sick you knew the drift was gonna i knew the drift was gonna fail and one second later yes and then it was like slow mo it was weird it was like slow motion like i heard the drift and then i started feeling like it was tilting and i started bracing for impact and it was like like it was slow motion i could like see it tilting tiltingting, tilting.

I was thinking, uh-oh, it's not so sick anymore. Then, boom! The crash. Immediately when that happened, everything just went back into double speed. He hits the pavement. I got a little bit of road rash here.

You can kind of see. I hit his ribs, right? I break my finger, fracture it in three different places. And what about other people? What about three other people with you? So we're in the cart, and the person in the front was fine, luckily. But Rambo, who's another content creator who had a meet and greet, he's screaming, my foot.

My foot, my foot's foot stuck so we're all in shock so immediately we hopped out well i had to tell austin to get off of me i was in shock because he was he was just like laying on me so dramatic i was uh yeah he's just laying on top of me like there's nothing nothing has happened we're fine he used me as an airbag i did is he called massive one soft landing yeah yeah so i'm like also get off me we get out of the cart um and immediately we have to pick this cart up because it was on his foot like the cart was like yeah his foot was stuck under the cart luckily his foot's fine i think it's like a little bit swollen and um i i just started feeling a

little bit of discomfort in my chest and i was like oh no you know i i just know that it's like possibly like a hairline fracture or something and then the medics come and they were like oh you got to go see a doctor because it's like most likely like a rib fracture or you broke your ribs and that's what the doctor said the doctor was like yeah you you broke your ribs Wow so right now you have a broken rib yeah so now I and then this but with the with the broken rib we still did a meeting Greek yeah we did yeah we still didn't back after this too yeah I got through the pain of this look at this I mean

they should give me a purple heart in France what is the equivalent the purple heart have you heard of the purple heart in the US when you get like a very brave soldier he doesn't like the US military oh god another subject

sorry sorry oh ok in France ok another subject sorry sorry sorry sorry no oh okay in France it's a legion d'honneur yeah so anyways you know

yeah I love that you took the splint off because he was like always like give me the most dramatic thing you can point he was telling doctors to give him like

the biggest rap ever so he could be like oh my finger is broken you're so dramatic it's crazy that's crazy i play it up laying on the ground yeah oh so he just has a broken rib man i know i know but he's a big guy yeah it's okay it's not the end of the world it just hurts when i laugh it hurts when i breathe it's it's weird because it's like if i if i sit in like specific positions it's fine and i've just been eating a lot of uh this this paracetamol thing yeah you have this in u.s no we call it advil or tylenol no this is uh this is

yeah that's what the doctor gave me yeah it's a nice he he literally was like i'll give you i can't i can't tell if he was like do french people fuck around like do they joke what the doctor gave me he literally was like I'll give you I can't tell if he was like do French people fuck around like do they joke because the doctor was like I'll give you oxycodone fentanyl what do you want fentanyl yeah that's what he said yeah but it's like we don't have it I think he was just joking

he must have been joking I was like whoa dude I was like no I'm good he's like I give you whatever you want I was like no no man I just give me He's like, I give you whatever you want. I was like, no, no, man. Just give me some Advil. So he gave me this. He's like, this is the French one. It's better.

Yeah. And we were surprised because we were like, can we get like a mobile X-ray or something? Like somebody comes to the hotel. But in France, they don't work. The medical system is much more, well, first of all, it's better. Yeah. You don't pay a dime, right? Yeah. It depends. But most of the time, you don't work the the medical system is much more uh well first of all it's better yeah you don't pay a dime right if you go yeah it depends but most of the time you don't pay anything but in the u.s it costs like your whole life savings but you can get a like a medical like x-ray maybe he's like telling the this french doctor like so are there like mobile x-rays

maybe they can come and like you know come to your house or your hotel room and like give you a quick x-ray i'm like no that's not a thing i don't even think that's a thing in america i was just i was trying to be resourceful right because we had a meet and greet to get to i was thinking you know you didn't do the x-rays no so how do you know it's broken or just uh well you know how we say it he's just like he just like touched it and and it must be so painful yeah so what he what he said is like um basically if it's like hyper localized the pain okay then it's most likely like uh like a fracture or a break and the difference between like a full break versus a fracture is marginal i guess because it's just like it just limits the recovery. Like if it's a if it's a full break, you recover in like four weeks, five weeks.

If it's just a fracture, three to four weeks. So that's it. And there's not really much you can do. Have you broken a bone? Never. Really? I've never broken a bone either. One little bone in your hand.

Yeah. So what was the process? Did you go to the hospital? I was at a ski. OK. So I just went to x-rays go to the hospital? I was at Ski. So I just went to x-rays. They told me, oh, it's broken. Did you have to go to an emergency room and then they do the x-ray? Yeah, that's it.

So no mobile x-ray. No mobile? No mobile. Nobody does that. I honestly said it half joking because I don't in an area either I said it half joking Because I don't think it exists Yeah

I said it half joking But Twitch went and investigated Whether it existed Yeah Twitch was great I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist I'll tell you this much After the thing happened

The executives were freaking the fuck out They were like Oh shit Because like We're like three of the headliners At the event Going to our meeting greet with, like, Rambo 2, going to our fucking meeting greets. And, like, they almost killed us.

Yeah. They would have been holding candlelight vigils at our next. So the executives were freaking out. They, like, pulled us aside. They were like, is everything okay? They sent us a care package. Yeah, I was going to say. So one of the things They did

They were like Hey sorry for your Broken fucking ribs They sent us A care package Yeah And I actually brought One of the care

One of the things From the care package As a gift To say sorry As a gift for you Oh my gosh I have some too Well you're selfish

So You didn't do that I unpack this now Yeah Is it good I don't know what it is It's champagne I have some too. Well, you're selfish. So you didn't do that. I unpack this now? Yeah. Is it good? I don't know what it is. It's champagne.

Bill Carr Salmon. Yeah. I don't even know this brand, guys. Oh, no. It's not even good. It's not even good champagne. How embarrassing, Hassan. This is why I didn't bring it. Bill Carr Salmon.

This is why I didn't bring it. I was embarrassed. They gave me... So broken rib, but now you have champagne. Yeah, which is funny because they gave me uh so broken wheat but now you have champagne yeah which is funny because like they give me champagne and some like little perfume bottles but i didn't i didn't bring the perfume bottles because i i thought this is like funnier than that um i can't even thank you for the gift i can't even take it on the plane with me so i'm like what the am i supposed to do with this twitch so you, you know, I thought this would be better. They also gave us some chocolate and like a cigar, chocolate cigar and stuff like that.

Both of us. I think we got the same care pack. Yeah. Macaroons. They gave us macaroons, which I ate like there was what was it like 20 macaroons? I ate all of it last night. It was wonderful. When I woke up in a haze and I was hungry and there was no fucking room service in our hotel.

No, really? How is that possible? Like, where are you staying? The Courtyard Marriott. There is room service everywhere, no? No. Not at this hotel. Why?

I called. I was like, I can't move. I can't get out of bed. Yeah, I need food. I went to bed at 5.30 p.m. last night. And then I woke up periodically. I woke up at like 12.30 p.m. last night, and then I woke up periodically. I woke up at like 12, and I'm starving. So, you know, I'm like, I'll get some room service.

They're like, nope, no room service. You know what? I'm so happy he says this because this is the first time in the podcast history where he complained about something, and I didn't say a word about the hotel or anything i was very talking you were talking shit about port de versailles well yeah but the place but i was very well be i really was trying to be well behaved and not a diva this trip he has a broken ribs that's why i like his expectation or more that's true that's true he did he did break i have a medical necessity for this room service.

But I did break my finger. See, look. Do you really think it's broken? The doctor did say to x-ray it when I get back. He said x-ray it. The doctor also said if you can move it, which you could, then it's probably not broken.

Just move the finger just to see. It's not broken. Obviously, it's not broken. I can't go past this point. That's just normal. You're so dramatic. Look at this one. I can go like this. Yeah, but it's not broken. It's just painful.

He claims that there's little tiny bones that nobody knows about. Oh, yeah. But he did tell me to get an x-ray. We're going to get this demonetized for medical misinformation. Maybe. I'm going to get an x-ray. And if it's broken, Hassan, you owe me $20,000.

No. You're the one who broke my ribs. How about you pay for that? No. What about snails? We have to talk about snails. Oh, yeah. We have to talk about the snails.

The snails? The escargot? Yeah. Yes yeah it was very it was much better than i thought i couldn't get over the fact that i was eating snails but it was it was good it was better than i thought and you had special treatment because it was out of the shell yes so it was like you don't have to take it out You didn't have to see it or anything. It was kind of... It's less disgusting. Yes.

What do you think about escargot? I love it. You love it? Yeah. He has to say that or they deport him. It's how it works. I love frog and escargot. Oh, frog.

No, not at all. Oh, you guys actually have frog here. Maybe I tasted like when I was maybe 12, but it tastes like shit. Yeah. We dissected frogs. I don't like it when I was maybe 12, but it tastes like shit. Yeah. We dissected frogs. I don't like it at all. You like it? It tastes like chicken.

Like chicken? It tastes like chicken? Really? I thought it would be gamier than that. It tastes like chicken. Oh, not in my memories. Oh, okay. The Cambodian frogs taste different.

Yeah, it's different. French frogs are more... What do you think about... Have you been to the United States? Yeah, I've been for E3, like at the convention center. Oh yeah, E3 in Los Angeles. What do you think about our food?

Honestly, I'm curious. It depends. If I want to eat huge things, it's cool. If I want a burger, basically... I know it's cliche, but it's cool. Because you have Many fast food

We don't have here So like In-N-Out A centralized act I love it Did you like it? Yeah really The food's good? Yeah

The fast food is good But the food in restaurants Maybe I never went To the right places But it wasn't like so We'll take you To the right places Yeah I hope

We'll take you To the good places The most shocking thing For me was fruits and vegetables, which are basically just big things with water inside. Yes, we give them hormones. Do we give them hormones? Yes, we do. Give them hormones, and year-round, you can get an orange.

Yeah, I think you can get it here in France, too, year-round. But when i was growing up in turkey that wasn't a thing you know what i mean we didn't have year-round oranges or like fruits were seasonal which is normal that's what it's supposed to yeah that's how it's supposed to work but now i don't i think everywhere you can get fruit all the time yeah but france everything is so you know like i've been eating uh kind of like not good like even in france and it doesn't matter my body stays in much better shape than when i eat bad in the united states because even when you're eating bad in france you're you're eating stuff that's not filled

with hormones regulations are very different yes which in the u.s like in the supermarket in u.s i saw like um come on the laxative laxative laxatives like the thing that makes you poop yeah the things that make you poop yes I saw many laxatives and I was like what the fuck what do they eat to to take so much laxative you don't you don't have them here we have but it's like one product yeah you know what that's called it's called freedom that's what it's called hell yeah. I was seriously concerned about you guys. Oh, yeah. We talk about that.

We get backed up. We get backed up a little bit because our food is so bad for you. And so it just gets clogged. I've never taken a laxative before. Look at this guy. This guy, he dropped America. Like, if you were to ask him, he's French tomorrow. Okay?

This is ridiculous. I tell you what. You are a phony. that's what you are the reason why i turned french is because i fell in love with a french man oh yeah oh true is he french you don't even know i don't know him i don't know his name is he french do you even know if he's french i think he's he's french maybe he's dutch no i promise he's french because No, I promise he's French. Because I figured that out. He does not know. It's Dutch.

It's not French. Explain who the guy is. Okay, so at TwitchCon, we had this thing at the convention center. We had this thing called the Purple Lounge. Where people like Hassan, who are very needy. He's very needy. Yeah. He can tell.

He can go to this lounge and have food and stuff like this in front of the purple lounge was a guard French guard and I saw him over the course of 3-4 days and he stole my heart and I never said one word to him

I was so nervous and I think he looked at me a few times you kept saying I want to gay marry him. I wanted to marry him and have beautiful French children. Maybe he's watching the video. But what if he's not French? I'm just saying, if you're watching French beautiful security guard, please

you know how to find me. It's going to be really funny when we find out he's from Texas or some shit. No, I promise. He's French. You don't know that. You're fantasizing about him being French. We had a moment. I swear we looked at one another. Did he speak to you at all? Yes, he would go. What did he say?

He would just nod at me. So, how do you know he's French? I heard him speaking French to some other people. But all the security at the expo. He would look at me in ways that he wouldn't look at other people. Every single part. My security, Yeti. Yes, he had the Yeti. They imported a guy

from Mount Everest. He looked like a Yeti. He's like this massive dude. He looked like Jack Santa Claus. He was my security. He was bigger than you? Like more strong than you? I don't know if he was bigger than me. He wasn't bigger, but he was definitely stronger.

He's definitely stronger. And without the broken ribs. Right now, yeah, definitely. So, he could speak French. My security could speak French. He's not fucking French. Everyone could. This guy had an accent, and I swear to God,

I could feel, I've got gay vision. You know what gay vision is? It's in your dreams that you think this guy's French. I can tell when somebody, maybe I can just see it. it's like i can tell when somebody somebody maybe i can just like see it it's like a gaydar gaydar okay it's like gay radar so like you know like like have you ever heard do they have the expression in french gaydar no it's like where you can tell somebody i think there was a connection we it was just in the eyes and i

don't know this but i fell in love and i don't know if he ever will see this. And so you didn't talk to him? I couldn't get the confidence. He was literally telling people before we left at the lounge, he's like, can you guys get some information on this guy? No, no, no, no.

I wasn't saying that. I was saying, did you know his name? No. Yeah. In a cute way. It wasn't like weird. No, no.

But I couldn't. You have a crush. I do have a little crush, but I felt like it was a little awkward because he was working. I didn't want to be. On a guy who's definitely not French. You know what I mean?

Yeah, but who knows? You know what? It's the one that got away. The one that, have you heard the expression? In English, it means like the one that you could have had, but it never happened. Oh, you could have had him. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, but the one that got away.

We have to find him. We have to find him. Yeah. But maybe he doesn't like me. So if you don't like me, don't ever say anything again. It'll just be my dreams. This is so funny. I'm sorry.

I have to show you a video, guys. You're like a little kid. I have to show you a video because there was like a famous French YouTuber who made a comic video about Texan. Oh, really? About cowboy, you know? Yeah. Really?

Yeah, and he made a song. Really? I love that. You want to show it on YouTube? Yeah, I have to show you. Show us, Marge. We'll look at it on the computer, but is it possible for you to download it

and then put it superimposed in the video as well? Yeah, just the song, not the video, because the video is like 20 minutes long. Sure, sure, sure. But the song from the video... I already know this video, by the way. I've already seen it. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, crazy. Do you want to show it in the video as well. Yeah, just the song, not the video, because the video is like 20 minutes long. Sure, sure, sure. But the song from the video... I already know this video, by the way. I've already seen it. Oh, really?

Yes. Oh, crazy. Do you want to show it on the computer or pull it up on your phone? Maybe, maybe. No, no, no. Pull it up on the computer. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Do you have speakers? No. Okay. Oh, you don't have speakers. I realized when you asked. Your phone. You could pull it up on your phone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On my phone, definitely. I know what it is. It's the three dudes that dress up like cowboys, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, on my phone, definitely. I know what it is. It's the three dudes that dress up like cowboys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's awesome. It's so good. But you know, it was like a huge thing in France.

It was a huge thing even in America. We know about it. Wait, I don't even know if I know about it. Well, you don't follow pop culture like that. I don't know if I know about it. I'm very cultured. So they made a song. So I chose the song, not the video, because the video is very long.

Just the song. Yeah, yeah, just the song. It's the burger one, right? It's so crazy, you know. Would you mind opening my coke, my fingers? Sure, Austin. You fucking asshole. Oh, God. Okay.

My fingers. So, this guy is a huge fan of the US. He's a huge, huge fan of the US like he's a huge huge fan I could tell and he has like

some friends there he often go to United States and it's like kind of a tribute for him here's the song do I have to put

the microphone no they can hear I love it did they make it like to make fun of yeah yeah yeah just to have fun

it's not serious it's honestly kind of accurate so far They make it like to make fun of? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to have fun. It's not serious. It's honestly kind of accurate so far. Can I get some burger? Or something not better? Do you think it's better? Maybe not that better. Oh, God. Can I get some whiskey?

A cool drink of some taste. Maybe I'm still hungry since this morning. I need like cheese and pancakes. Not a live chicken. I love it it's very good that is so cool to see how is that how we're perceived like no it's like

parody no it's kind of parody like we know like some we think some Americans are like that, but we know many of them aren't. No, no, no. We are like that.

This is so accurate. But even you know it's accurate. I mean, yeah, it is pretty accurate. 100% accuracy. Yeah, we are very... In Texas, there are Americans that are like that unironically. Really?

I mean, maybe not exactly like saying unironically. Really? Yes. Maybe not exactly like saying I don't want my raw chicken. Here's what's not accurate about that video. They're too fit. These guys are like shredded French men. Six pack. They're in way too good of a shape to be singing about burger

and fried chicken. Can I say this? I actually think the French are beautiful. My gosh. Bro, you have been glazing France up. I'll be honest. The beautiful people. I've been to Italy.

I've been to Amsterdam. Scandinavia. The French. Magnificent. Magnifique. Oh my gosh. I may move here. the French oh magnificent magnifique magnifique oh my gosh I may move here

I really may after he's in love with France right now he is you did a really good job I'm not gonna lie that meal

such incredible meal I love I love talking shit about every country I talk shit about America the most obviously but I love talking shit about every country especially and talk shit about America the most, obviously, but I love talking shit about every country, especially.

And I make fun of France a lot. I make fun of England more still. So what's funny in France for you guys? I'm not doing that anymore. I'm done. You know what? I think for me, the beautiful thing about France is just walking around in the streets

and seeing a cafe and sitting down and enjoying a cigarette it's so cliche what do you what do you cigarette no i said this today like i don't smoke and i can't handle it but i i thought i'll get you know herbal cigarettes they're not even cigarettes herbal no like vape you mean no but like no they're they're like they don't have nicotine in them they're just fake they just okay okay but they are cigarettes i really just like that so i i did for like this thing we did a shoot and we did the fake cigarettes but it makes france make it makes you want to sit in a cafe and smoke a cigarette and buy a baguette and yes put a beret on your head maybe i don't know and a coffee and i i I had a baguette today.

I was walking around. It was beautiful. No, you bought it. I did. I bought like a ham. It's so cliche, guys. Like a ham gruyere baguette. We went to this place. We went to this place to get clothes, and it was all girl clothes.

So we were walking down the street. We walked in this random shop shop and the guys were like oh americans like they got really excited yeah and you know they're asking us about our clothes or whatever so we asked them like where can we go what's what's a good spot to get baguettes or you know whatever and they pointed to the boulangerie uh just in the corner of every street yeah yes yes but this one was special apparently because it they had like all of these i guess there's like a competition for best croissant or best baguette in france yeah yeah and this one was like number five for many years and they fell off a little bit they're number eight

yeah number five yeah no now now they're number eight no no you know number one no no it's not even that it's like uh most of them have something on it saying, in 2006, we won the best baguette. What the fuck? Oh, they all have it? Not all, but a lot of them. So it's for you guys when you come from the US. You see this and you're like, oh, this is a huge one. Let's take our baguette there.

We fell for the trap. We fucking fell for that. We fell for the trap. We were like, oh my God, top five baguettes. So it's immediately the best baguette that we've ever had no honestly it wasn't even that good that's why i was like how was this number fucking eight i've had better baguettes in france before yeah we were in there like talking about we were so impressed and yeah and i had it but to me it was still walking around at the

baguette looking at the beautiful cafes and the sun you are such a basic bitch you are literally the emily in paris yeah yeah okay but you know what also it made me want to have a french romance like just have one find find some french dude and we have to do this again after and yes i'm gonna bring him on the podcast okay oh yeah just here yeah so you you asked like what what is the what are the worst things about france Yeah, it's the things I think you love. So first of all, everyone always makes fun of France because they're like, oui, oui, baguette, smoke cigarette every morning for lunch and breakfast.

I didn't know about the cigarette thing. Yeah, no, they do. They do make fun of that. I had friends with me. They were smoking. They don't even smoke in the United States. They were chain smoking for some reason. than English people for example yes yes for sure I didn't drink more I think French people smoke more okay Japanese people

do both more than everyone else but there's that meme what else what else it's like yeah they're they're rude they they hate americans they don't speak english even if they can they're like fuck you americans this last one is really true like for us it's like a shame to speak english in front of others like i'm pretty sure right now french people who are seeing this are like oh excuse me speaking english and it's a game it's like normal here are they upset at at you or they think it's funny? No, it's just funny for them to see me speak English. And even more if I try to have a good English, you know, to speak like...

No, but your English is fantastic. Your English is very good. I try, but I still have a big French accent. Your claim is not, but it's very good. I try. Your accent is... You have a French accent, of course. Sure.

But your English is phenomenal. Yeah, but we like... Americans love accents. Do you know that? Thank you. Yeah, but we like... Americans love accents. Do you know that? Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But thank you. Spectacular.

She wasn't sure you knew the words. Yeah, no, no, no. It's very good. It is very good. Spectacular. I mean... And I don't think a lot of French people love American people. Like, more than they hate them i think you think more french

people hate everyone though yeah sure that's the way we're all snob so you think more french people like americans than hate them definitely i'm pretty sure i'm not not around us not not around us but like not not not in paris for example but if you take france all france people love us yeah i think they love american culture they don't they probably don't if they don't have a for example, but if you take France, old France, people love the US. I think they love American culture. If they don't have a lot of experience with American people, they might love American culture, but if they experience American people like

the people in Paris do, then they're like, fuck these Americans. Piece of shit. Eat your burger at home. Fuck you. I think a lot of Americans come here as like the first time in Europe. And I was sitting in line at the airport at customs with some Americans that were all having this experience. And it's hard because they're having fun,

you know, they're experiencing something new, but the stereotype, very loud, you know, very, you know, trying to impersonate the accent and things like this,

as I have been doing the entire trip. Yeah, me too. It's fun. It's fun. Yeah. But to your question, what don't I like about France? It's the stereotypes,

like that the French sometimes don't like America. Like every time I try to speak a little French, I say merci, I for a long time, you're welcome, is the response that I get most of the time. So they respond in English? Yes, most of the time. So they respond in English? Yes, most of the time.

Which I don't even think to French people it's insulting. I think it's just, this is easier. No, I don't think so. I think it's kind of be polite. Like, oh, okay, I see you're American. I will try to speak English. Yes. But I never do because it's a shame.

Right. I mean, we had a driver on the way over here that on the Uber app here that on his on the app on the uber app said he spoke five languages i said hello in four of them he didn't respond to either at any of them who looks at the app who looks at the app and like looks at what languages they speak so you can try to communicate with them in any of those languages hello, bonjour. He spoke all of them. He was like this fucking try hard. He didn't want to speak back to me at all.

It's kind of difficult for French people to speak another language. True, but no. Even if they know how to speak, it's like, see, it's a shame for us to speak English in front of each other. But many French people that we've met

are delightful. I mean, look at the dinner you gave us. I mean, that would be... Okay, what else? I want to speak

on more stereotypes. Let me think. Oh, Paris does smell bad. Oh, really? But that's every big city. Depends on when you are in Paris.

What? Not as bad as New York City. Yeah in Paris. Not as bad as New York City. Yeah, it's not as bad as New York City. No, no, New York smells worse. New York is probably one of the worst smelling cities on the planet. For sure. It's a little stinky in Paris. It smells like piss a little bit. Also, anti-air conditioning.

Oh, yeah. Anti-air conditioning. Nobody likes air conditioning yeah i i went to three separate places and like it broke during this heat wave like they couldn't fix it the convention center had no air conditioning on the first level you know what actually i'm gonna take it back when i said paris smells bad like la smells like shit obviously but it's like a different kind of bad i think that's why it's like different it's it's it's like a different kind of bad, I think. That's why. It's like different. It smells bad in its own unique way.

Okay. But L.A. smells worse. And so does New York. Yeah. When I went to L.A., I didn't smell like... I don't find it like smell bad. If you stayed in nice areas, it's... I stayed... Where did I stay?

I don't know. Hollywood Boulevard definitely... Oh, yeah. Smell a lot. Did you see Spider-Man in Hollywood Boulevard, definitely. Oh, yeah. I smell a lot. Did you see Spider-Man in Hollywood Boulevard? Yeah, he was there. He was there. Was he there?

Yeah, he was a little bit strange, to be honest. Was he? Yes, Spider-Man's always a bit strange on Hollywood Boulevard. What was he doing? Oh, just like take pictures with people, which is strange. Yes, he was taking pictures. He was not fighting crime. No, not at all.

Yeah. Nothing about... Spider-Man on Hollywood Boulevard always makes me a little uncomfortable. which is strange. Yes, he was taking pictures. He was not fighting crime. No, not at all. Yeah. Nothing about... The Spider-Man on Hollywood Boulevard always makes me a little uncomfortable. It's a little too tight. Yeah, always. He's got the bulge. Yeah, the bulge.

Spider-Man. Spider-Bulge. It's just weird, you know? He's like on there. He's over there taking pictures with family. Oh, if he was French, he'd be like, ho, ho, ho.

Yes, I'm sure you guys would have a sexy Spider-Man. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. Yes. Let's see... You are becoming Spider-Man. Yeah, I'm sure. Let's see. You are becoming a Francophile. Let's see if there is Spider-Man under our Eiffel Tower.

There is strange things too there. Oh yeah, I went to the Eiffel Tower. They were selling little Eiffel Towers for one euro. You bought one? No, I knew this was a trap. So I didn't buy nice instead i went to paris disney and i bought an eiffel tower with mini mouse oh yeah you went to paris disney go

ahead explain your experience yeah i'm a huge fan of disney um disney i love disney and i wanted to go experience france french culture so i went to disney and I went to Disney too. I know it's not French culture. No, it's not French culture. But I wanted to see Disney, and it was an amazing experience. The food wasn't so good, but it's not good. I feel like you go to different

places around the world, and you do the same shit that you would do in America. Like what? Like go to Disney? Yeah, you go to Disney, you go to gay bars yeah true that's it like your bars are cool though you you like to experience gay bars in different parts of the world i think it's a cool experience don't say you what do you mean you i i never doesn't like to go to gay bars you would go with me to a gay bar he wouldn't go to yeah i'm really why was that homophobic he doesn't oh okay he doesn't like gay people. You're fresh too.

Here we go. Oh no. We have to talk about this. It's so crazy. Tell them the story. What happened at Pixel Wars? R slash place, Pixel Wars were happening last year around this time.

Apparently, it was a very big deal for uh france because you know everyone was watching like the entire nation was watching yeah yeah it made it to the news yeah i mean i was i was following like french news a little bit so even i was shocked by it because like you had like this racist uh far-right candidate who like came out and he spoke about it it was like uh pixel wars like you know go france we're kicking every other country's ass type shit right so at the end of it when things got real heated i said some things i said some things uh that i usually say in english uh in a joking manner as i say about america all the time because people are always like fuck you go back to turkey so i'll be like yeah i'm here to do you know i'm i'm doing the great

replacement here bitch because it's a fake concept it's not real um explain what the great replacement for those of you who don't know because we don't speak about politics on this podcast the great replacement is something that racist uh far-right white supremacists believe that like immigrants are coming into their country and they're replacing the pure you know whoever the nationality is whoever like white people are or the in-group is right we have in america they have it in france as well so to the french i thought they were being racist to me so i was like yeah i'm doing the great replacement i'm fucking your mom that's how i'm doing the great replacement. I'm fucking your mom. That's how I'm doing the great replacement.

I'm replacing you by fucking your mom. And then they heard Le Grand Replacement. And they just thought I was being racist. They thought I was being like pro that concept. Which is true. I'm kidding. They were like, you're fucking fashion. And I felt really bad because Kometo is uh is muslim

yeah right and i i i when i found that out i was like oh no this guy thinks i'm like this guy thinks i'm like pro this concept so i dm'd him immediately i was like i'm so sorry i'm muslim like you know i'm i'm i i shit on those people all the time. And it's fine. We're good now. But at the time, a lot of people just saw that clip and they were like, this guy's a fascist. And it's so funny

because when you know your political board, your content, and people who say he's fascist, you're just like, what the fuck are you saying? He's like the opposite. The opposite of fascist. Yeah, so that's so are you saying he's like the opposite yeah so that's

so funny that's why i'm making joke about that yeah every time people people people did not know that though they question him at the border yeah they do they do curse me at the border i get bomb swapped every time wait even into france not not in the france this time in the u.s coming back home you do yeah i always get an american passport it doesn't matter i always get randomly i always get randomly they let me go through i get a randomly selected wait like in custom every time yeah really yeah that's well it's usually before you get onto the plane oh it's because you're always late to the fucking plane that's why no yes i've been it happens to me if you're late to the plane i was not... I'm not late to the plane. Maybe it's something else.

No, they put a... It's called... His face. Yes, that's what it is. They put four S's on your boarding pass. If you have four S's on your boarding pass, I think it means like... Secondary security...

Security security. Like secret security secondary something. I don't know. It is. If they put four S's on your boarding pass, that means you've been marked for a randomly selected search, a secondary search. And so you always have that on your...

I usually have it, yeah. Well, you know, Hasan, I think it is random because I'm a Lebanese-American. Oh, my God. A Lebanese-American with a broken finger. Yes, by the way, I was in a... It's not broken. I was in a bar and I met a Lebanese guy.

And I was like, I'm Lebanese. I'm Lebanese. He said, you don't look Lebanese. He said, you don't look Lebanese. But you know, there's a lot of Lebanese people here in France. Yeah. Yes. I feel at home.

I really do. You're from fucking Portland. I know. Look, I am Lebanese though. Seriously. Not a joke. Really? Like your dad or your mother?

My dad. Your dad? Yeah, yeah. He is the most whitewashed, Americanized Lebanese man on the planet. Have you ever been to Lebanon, sir? No, but I want to go.

No. What the fuck? I've never been to Lebanon, but my blood is strong with Lebanese culture. Really? What's the flag look like? What's the flag?

It's got a tree. Yeah, it's got a tree in the middle. What are the colors? Red, white, green. Okay. What's the flag look like? It's got a tree. What are the colors? Red, white, green. That's good. I'm testing you. I know my country. Good job. Give me some of the political factions of Lebanon.

I don't get into that politics. No, we don't get into politics. Tell us. One of the foundations of Friand is we don't talk politics or you couldn't even

say like Hezbollah they're like famous internationally there's two things I don't do on the Friand podcast

say the F slur and talk politics he says the F slur all the time he said it at dinner do you know the F slur oh yeah you talked about it

say it no I don't say it you see he said oh you were talking about it. Say it. No, I don't say it. Yeah, you see, he said, oh, you were talking about it. Because he doesn't stop saying it off camera. It's so fucked up. I even learned you the translations. Yes, oh, so they told me this word. I'm not going to say it.

But they told me the word in French, and it's so insane. It's pretty funny. You can't even like, like in the.s we've reclaimed the word like in english what do you mean oh you oh that's why you keep saying it no i don't say it but we reclaimed it so you reclaimed the word yeah yes but i just still don't say it in france the word is i'm not even gonna say it but it's so crazy you can't even reclaim it you get the point which is why and the beginning bit too you can't even you can't even you know you can't reclaim that yeah oh yeah i love doing that it's crazy yeah but i guess it doesn't you were explaining to

us that like people don't even know that that's what it like people know what it is but they don't even think that that's what they're saying when they say it when they use it yeah that's it like they don't even know the the origin because it's something that happened in the 80s. Ah. And so... People now, they don't get it. Yeah, people forgot about it. So now there's...

Like, there is many words in French, which is the case. Like, enculé, c'est pareil. Like, another one. What does that mean? But you can say it. What does that mean? Like, everybody is saying it.

Enculé. Enculé. Enculé, c'est pareil. But it just means, like, you had a dick in your ass. Oh, yeah. So it's just, it's homophobic, and everybody is saying it. Oh, but what if you had a dick in your ass. It's homophobic and everybody's saying it. Oh yeah, we say that in Turkish too. We have that as well.

But what if I just had a dick in my ass? You have this word in English or not? No, we don't have it in English but we have it in Turkish. In Turkish, what do they say? He uses it a lot. This is really interesting because obviously, all jokes aside, I'm not a homophobic person. But, this is a very important but, when I was growing up in Turkey, we used to use the F slur all the time.

And I never realized, like, that it was literally the F slur. Yeah. Right? So I was just saying it, and the word is ibne. It means the F slur. Yeah. Right. So I was just saying it and the word is, it means, uh, the F word, right.

In Turkish. Um, until I was hanging out with a gay Turkish friend of mine in America. And I had, it's been like 10 years. So like my cultural understanding is like stuck because I, in my cultural understanding of like turkish language and what the slang i use is like stuck in 20 2009 because that's the last time i was in

turkey like speaking turkish all the time right so i caught myself right before i said it because you say it like lovingly you know what i mean it It's not even like, oh, you're a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be like, oh, this F word over here. My beloved F slur? I don't know how to use it. Yeah, no, literally. Wow, it's so endearing.

No, it's weird. It's impossible to describe culturally, and it's not that word at all because that one is maximum, the worst thing you can say, the French version. It's a P word. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. like that word at all because that one is like maximum the worst thing you can say the yeah uh the the french version it's a p word uh yeah yeah so uh and i caught myself and i asked him i was like damn is this the f slur like is this way how you would say the f slur like is it is it a no-no

in turkey now to say it and he's like yeah and i that's when i realized like holy shit you know language evolves that's number one. And number two, your cultural understanding is deeply connected to the language that you use. I don't know. I just wanted to say I say it all the time. That's why. No, it's just I forgot where I was going with that. My train of thought went away. I forgot where you were going with it, too.

But it's okay. I wanted to give you guys. My train of thought went away. I forgot where you were going with it, too. I wanted to give you guys a little taste of Turkish culture there. Did you know in Turkey, you cannot join the military if you're gay? True. You're not gay in Turkey unless you take it. Unless you're a bottom. Unless you're a bottom. Okay.

You know top, bottom? No. If you're getting fucked in the ass rather than doing the ass fucking. We could sugarcoat it a little bit. We're in his home. So you can't say you're gay if you're not bottom? In Turkey, they don't consider you gay in the military unless you're taking it up the ass.

So if you're just giving it, you're not gay. It's called a pink slip or a külfotografi. And in order to get medically declared gay, in order to get like medically declared gay, in order to not do military service, back in the day you had to show a group of like doctors and like

military supervisors a photo of you getting fucked in the butt. What the fuck? Yeah. Well, I don't even think they do it anymore. But it was definitely a practice for a very long time. And if you were fucking another man... He's arranging his exit to the podcast.

It's gone too far. Yeah, it's really weird. But if you were like fucking someone they didn't consider it to be gay it's wild okay strange concept in Turkey you're straight yes I'm straight in Turkey

and you met me I'm not very straight I don't know I haven't taken any photos that's true you haven't bottomed photos. That's true. You haven't bottomed yet. No, that's true. So you can join Turkey's army. I can.

I can join it. I can fight for the Turkish military. Turk army. Turk army. That's what I say. All right, give us some stereotypes about Americans. Go. Yeah.

Unhinged. Go as crazy as you want. Okay, I have to think about it. So, yeah, we see them as a lot of fat people, basically. This is just not even a stereotype.

This is true. We are a second obese country in the world. Which needs like, what do we have as a big stereotype? Oh, yeah, things about guns. Like,

Americans, Americans, Also not a stereotype, just true. Also like guns, very true. Every stereotype is true okay you want to hear you want to hear a fucking insane statistic that i saw today a toddler like a baby okay has shot a person with a gun every single week in the United States of America for the past two years straight.

Every single week, a toddler has shot someone with a gun. He can have a gun at home? You're not supposed to put it in a cage? You are supposed to, but many people don't. You want to know what that's called? It's called freedom.

That's called teaching them young. We think these toddlers should have the right to defend themselves. Yes. Imagine you're a toddler. Imagine you're a toddler at preschool and somebody looks at you the wrong way. Or you're a toddler and you don't

even know what a gun is. No, realistically, toddlers can't have guns, but usually it's... Yes, they can take one of their parents. What's another stereotype that you think is a stereotype about Americans? Stereotypes like they are all superficial. We're now entering stereotype. Okay, what do you mean superficial? Like you meet someone and at the first second you're saying,

oh, your haircut is amazing, oh, your clothes are so nice, wow. Materialistic. No, like they're being nice, but it's a front. Okay. Right? They're fake. They're fake, right? This is kind of like, this is where I start to disagree with the stereotypes.

Watch him him he's gonna get defensive no no he loves america no no i genuinely love to meet people and um be nice to them and you know sometimes i may be commenting on somebody's shirt and maybe it's not as cool as i think it is but i want them to feel good about it i want them to i i it doesn't come from a place of where you can't you can't be defending every stereotype that he gives us. What? But maybe we are like a bit... How do you say agree in French?

Agreeable? You know French people are like snob, snobbing. They're snobbish. So we don't like used to be so nice so fast when we meet someone. You know? Oh, so it takes... In France, it takes a while to get to know somebody yeah yeah oh yeah americans are very in fact it's the opposite in the u.s you're nice when

you meet somebody very quickly yeah and then you you figure out whether they're gonna lose that respect okay basically uh would that be accurate that's fine yeah what was i saying like you you you guys enjoys very big cars? Yes, that's true. I love big cars. Okay, we're back to truthful statements now. Yeah, this is back. The last one was, but this one is true. Okay.

Guns, true. Fat, true. Bigoted, also true in parts of the country. What is it? Racist. Ah, racist, yeah. Intolerant. Also true.

Also true in parts of the country. What else? A lot of parts of the country. Houses is like... I don't know how to say it. It's a bit like their house. The walls are... Houses are made of cardboard.

Also true. No. He's got to defend America. There's nothing... Look at him. He? Oh, yeah. He's got to defend America. There's nothing. Look at him. He's like white knight. He's like. I literally see videos of people which are building houses in like woods, but in tornado areas.

Yeah. So like the first tornado who comes through the house just. He's right. He's talking about drywall. Like you can punch through the wall. Yeah. We have a we have a meme in America. It's called Kyle.

Okay. We call it a Kyle. He punches through the drywall when he gets angry. He drinks white monster. Okay. He drinks white monster energy drinks, and he punches drywall. There was a white monster? Yeah.

It's a monster energy drink, but it's white. It's sugar-free. Okay. And Kyles love drinking that. Okay. And then they love punching drywall. Okay. Yeah, but it's white. It's sugar-free. Okay. And Kyles love drinking that. Okay. And then they love punching drywall. Okay. Yeah, punching holes in walls.

I think American infrastructure is solid. It's not solid. He wants to defend America at all costs. But on that note, on that note, before you continue defending America furiously, because I can tell it's about to get really heated. It's about to get really, really heated, which is why we're going to switch over

to the paywall portion of the broadcast. Yes, everybody, thank you. You can continue watching Austin furiously defend the United States of America's sanctity against our French interlocutors. Hundreds of years of culture. Just 100, actually. Not that long.

200. 200, you know, barely. But we'll talk more about that. But before we leave you guys, I wanted to ask, is there anything you would like to promote? Where can people find you? Yes, please.

Nothing at all, guys. I just enjoyed this moment with you. He won't do it. My videos are just in French, so you're not going to have fun if you check it. I encourage you guys to watch... No, no, no. I don't want to promote anything. Gentlemates is his esports organization.

Yes. You can do English subtitles in your videos, right? Yeah, maybe I will, but you have so many good creators in the US, so I'm like... I'm going to watch them anyway. Yeah, well, we're definitely going to be watching. But your future

French boyfriend will teach you French, and you'll be able to see my videos. Maybe I should have... That's what I should have said to him. I should have said, let's watch YouTube videos together, French. The first thing you should be telling every French person is

my best friend is Squeezy. And then everyone will be like, oh my god, this guy knows Squeezy. It's over. Oh my god, we need to go to the gay bar. Oh no, there is one thing, the Formula 4 thing in September which will be a huge event on Twitch. Is it in France?

Yeah, it's at Le Mans. Not in Paris, like uh three hours let's go and it's on twitch is that le mans yeah oh you know i don't know but i will go okay it's like you know a race between like 60 cars uh doing for for like 24 hours yeah that's amazing you don't know about le mans i'm going to go i'm gonna take my French husband. No, no. It's not what I'm doing.

That's not what he's doing, but it's a famous circuit. It's a famous circuit. It's Circuit Bugatti. Well, when you do it, let's go. Okay. It's 9 September. I will invite you. Okay.

Perfect. It's on Twitch. It's live stream on Twitch. That's why. He live streamed it last time. It's squeezy. Squeezy. He live streamed it last time and it got a million plus concurrent viewers.

I mean, massive event. And it's probably going to do double that at least. Maybe 10x that is what we're thinking. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm thinking. So come and see it. I'm pretty sure. Come watch to see the view count.

This is what's so crazy about American content creators. I just sit in my fucking living room this guy over here is like throwing an actual like you know grand prix type event yeah but we do both like french people love both if you only do huge things they're gonna say oh fuck you man just go in your studio talk to us yeah like i'm tired of your shit and if you only stay in your studios they will say man do big things yes of course

so if you we love both in France that's why a lot of streamers of American streamers are seen by French people because you guys just like this seat talk

and we love that too yeah this is amazing yeah it's been a pleasure having you we're gonna go to the Patreon part of the episode yes and if you want if you want more of that,

you need to go to patreon.com. We're going to have an intense debate. France versus the United States. Yeah. Patreon.com. See you on the other side.