Fear& - Stavros Finds The New Twitch Meta Groundbreaking | Fear&Stavvy'sWorld

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

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For free assistance, call the Connex Ontario helpline at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Fear Ann podcast, live for the first time in our brand new studio with your favorite hosts and our amazing guest, Stavros Halkias. That was the one rebuke I was going to make about the being called it thing is we all live through the 90s. I've been called the F slur plenty.

But for what reasons, though? Being bad at video games. Right. Falling on a skateboard. Wearing a helmet while biking. I think it's kind of feel like a hate crime. Like the type of food that other people thought was lame. Like it's everything.

But I think it's got to, you have, that's where a little, you have to, you have to do a little, you know, analysis yourself. Were you being called it? Like, does it feel like a light? Were you being gay? He's saying,

because if you were doing something gay and you were called it, then it's like valid. Then it counts. Well, and I think so. You're just like, you know,

you, you went, oh, it's a little complicated because even I haven't really been called it. Wow. You were just like, you know, you went, oh. It's a little complicated because even I haven't really been called it. Wow. You've never been called that? Yeah, I was going to say. No, like nobody's ever, nobody's called me the F-sler in a hateful way.

Look at him. Look at him. Growing up on the East Coast. Oh, yeah. I mean. No, I've been called it, but they didn't know I was gay. Right. That's what I'm saying.

Like, I wish, like, I don't wish to be called the F-sler, no, I've been called it, but they didn't know I was gay. Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, I wish, like, I don't wish to be called the F slur, but sometimes I kind of want to know how it feels. Yeah. Yeah. That's so crazy. Like, I don't know. Like, if somebody was- You've been deprived of, like, being hate primed.

No, like, if I see somebody in public and I'm like, man, they may, this is the type. Right. I prepare my response. Right, right, right. What do you mean? If you see a gay guy, you think about how you're going to hate crime him? No, this is what I say. If I'm with a guy, usually because it'd be with a guy,

because they would know I'm gay because I'm with a guy that looks gay. Right, right, right. So you're going outside with Hassan. Yeah, yeah. So I'm out there. Yeah, we do look way gayer than he does. Yeah, absolutely. so I'm out there yeah we do look way gayer than he does absolutely my line is

you know like if somebody called us the F slur I would just say you're just mad that he sucks it better than your wife does there you go

you're ready you're prepared he's done the fantasy of being called the F slur of standing up to the guy I love how that would go because you'd be like

he sucks it better than your wife. Thank you for noticing. Finally, oh my god. Yeah, I mean, look, I don't think, I mean, there's been a lot of people that have been called the F slur and it's not a nice thing. I think we can agree. But, I mean, I use the F slur in...

You're gay. I know, I use it a lot. I keep telling, I've been telling you for years to say it more. Yeah. It makes you gayer. Yeah. It's a multiplier. Yeah.

It's a force multiplier. Yeah. The fact that you don't say it or like, we're timid about it at first, like, is the reason why. You say it in bed though,

don't you? Oh, I do. I do. He loves to wear a cross. He has a cross fetish. I kind of, I dropped the whole cross fetish thing. Wait, really? Yeah, no, I don't, I don't do it as much. He loves to wear a cross. He has a cross fetish. I kind of dropped the whole cross fetish thing.

Wait, really? Yeah, no, I don't do it as much. He was crying too fast. He was busting too fast. I had this thing where I was obsessed with a guy with a cross on having sexual. I already did. I've been there, done that. It's not as cool.

Because it's like this. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, this guy's not a Christian. Oh, that's the problem. It didn't ring true. No! I need photos of your baptism. He's like, no man that lets me do this to their butt is Christian enough.

I was like, it just looked like it was just fake. You wanted to feel like your cock is the thing stealing them from heaven. I think you want to feel like you're so irresistible that sucking your dick sends them to hell. That is the antichrist behavior. I think what I've learned is it's got to be a real situation where it's like some

closeted Mormon. They wouldn't be wearing a cross. Fuck. They might. Maybe they're wearing a little name tag, elder or something. Bro, go to the Republican National Convention. They will literally let you they will throw it back

you fuck Lindsey Graham that's hot no not Lindsey Graham not Lindsey Graham you will definitely like fuck one of

these staffers there's so there's a lot of that oh my god are they in the closet I mean cause

some of them seem like damn alright Q's gonna make fun of us we want to talk about what do I if we talk about this all the time. What do you want to talk about?

What do I want to talk about? Well, you got some big shit going on. Yeah, I got the fucking, I got the, yeah, the specials out. Go watch that on Netflix. Yeah, hell yeah. I don't have shit to talk about. I'm actually pretty cool to keep saying, you know, talk about gay shit. Just talking about dicks and gay shit.

He just did his special. He already offloaded all the stuff. He dumped all this material I'd love to talk about how do I have anything to talk about

not really not in particular no it is interesting that I did but she's not here I would love to dive into why she won't

go on planes I think what's funny is all you Twitch motherfuckers it's like Twitch made a bunch of the weirdest people on earth

famous sure like a bunch of like depressed shut-ins became stars. Yeah, yeah. And now you guys

get to behave weird as shit and no one really says anything. It's like, what do you mean she had to drive here? To be fair,

you are also talking to like three of the probably, I would say, most normal in comparison to like the average person.

Totally. No, absolutely. I'm so, that is so sweet to be included amongst the normal yeah you know what i want to show stavros please there's a brand new meta on our platform okay that's taking over and i want you to take let's do it stop it's gonna be on my side on this i'm already ready wait i don't know about this oh it's it's a it's a big meta is it in the irl section

or just chatting what the fuck is a meta? It's like a thing, a theme. It's very popular. A lot of people do it. Yeah, it's something that's going on. It's like popular, good stuff, good thing to do. I see. I don't know if I accept. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Billy Ray of Brains is pulling that up right now. I love it. Something new, a cultural trend. Yeah, exactly. There's overtaking. There's overtaking. And it's very divisive.

Okay. Because some people are like, yeah, this is fine. And other people are like, I don't know if this belongs on this platform. And then some people are like, as long as is fine. And other people are like, I don't know. I can't wait. And then some people are like, as long as there's ethics involved, I'm okay with it. Before we get into that, I actually had a dream I want to talk about. Let's get into that. While March is pulling this up, I had a legitimate dream. And I swear to God that Hassan was so fucking mad at me.

He was so pissed off at me. It was in a podcast situation. We were in a podcast like this, and he was so mad at me. He was so pissed off at me. It was in a podcast situation. We were in a podcast like this, and he was so mad at me. And his mom heard me, heard that he was mad at me. And she said the F-slur? No. I don't think she's ever said the F-slur.

She offered a weapon to hit me with. Wow. She's like, Hasan, you're angry. Is that a Turkish thing? angry. She offered a weapon. Is that a Turkish thing? What she offered was a spoon. Classic.

That's not a weapon. Your mom offered a spoon to beat me with. I think moms definitely beat people with spoons. 100%. My grandma threatened us with a spoon all the time. She said she had the magic spoon that was going to fly from Greece to beat us up. Did she use it on you? She never used it. She was too timid. She said she had the magic spoon that was going to fly from Greece to beat us up. Yeah? Yeah. Did she use

it on you? She never used it. She was too timid. She was all talk. Did you know that at the time? I think I did. One time she tried to hit us and she was like like that. And we were like, bitch, that didn't even fucking hurt. My dad had that one time.

My dad actually hit me in the back of the head one time because I was like I had this thing. Oh, back of the head is classic. Yeah. My dad hit hit me in the back of the head One time because I was like I had this thing My dad hit me like that I don't even consider that child abuse Yeah But he's like Because to me I was like I fucking deserved it I would run after

I would run downhill after the school bus I was a bit Wait why is that bad behavior What do you mean I would run downhill after the school bus. I was a bit. Wait, why is that bad behavior? What do you mean? I was running downhill after a school bus. You missed it? After the school. No, no, no, no, no.

The school bus would drop me off at my house. And there was a hill next to my house. And then I would just chase after the school bus. Were you a dog? I was just stupid. No, he did it because it was so dangerous because it's like what the fuck would you trip and fall and then like die i did way more dangerous shit with that even including school bus yeah you changed the school bus too i missed the bus or they no

sorry i didn't miss the bus i purposely missed the bus because they made us sign off if we were going to a friend's house my friend was on a different bus i waited for the bus to leave the school i was taking off he dropped the window I ran up jumped on the window and my friends pulled me in that's awesome

that's way sicker than what I was doing the kid at the school saw it and told my mom I got in trouble wow so I would just like to know

what do you think that dream's about we're talking about we're talking about anger you're worried about you have anxiety about anger coming from Hassan. Yeah.

And then you also. I felt so disappointed. And then are you jealous of his relationship with his mother? I don't know where that runs. No, he has a wonderful relationship with his mom as well. But I think I know what it is. Or maybe I want to get. Yeah, I know I have a good relationship with my mother.

But it's interesting to psychoanalyze that. I know what it is. I had that dream. I know what it is. What is it? What was your most emotional moment on this podcast before? It was when you thought people thought that you had disappointed my mom. So I think you internalize that,

and I think you're worried that you're going to disappoint me, but more than me being angry at you, what really scares you is that my mom, who you love, is going to side with me over you. Well, of course you would. Yeah. Well, in real life, I don't know about that. I come in and talk shit about his son. I'm like, what is he yacking about today?

And she's like, wow. That's what I mean. So I think that's what he's worried about like that my mom would side with me over him or something right right do you want to take a look let's take a look let's take a look

at that meta so let's take a look at the meta oh god I'm so excited this is the new meta on Twitch alright I like what I'm seeing

on the little let's match them that is a talented young actress by the name of good god almighty Morgan Pie what's she

Morg Pie is she around or what's going on she actually I like her actress by the name of Morgan Pye. What's she... Is she around or what's going on? I like her. She is a Twitch streamer and also, of course, the Throat Goat. Oh, is she an adult performer? If you could not tell from what you are looking at, yes, she is an adult performer.

I love what I'm seeing. That was very woke of him. He looked at that and was like, she could be the girl next door. Yeah, she could. I'd wit. That'd very woke of him. He looked at that and was like, she could be the girl next door. Yeah, she could. I'd wit. That'd be sick. That'd be fucking awesome.

I'd come through. Yeah, yeah. What's going on here? This is the new Twitch meta. No, let her run. Let her run. I think they'll pick up on the context pretty quickly. Yeah.

What is this meta? Oh, hell yeah. Oh, I love when straight men get angry. Who's this guy? Can we get him out of here? Oh, my God. This is awesome. This fucking rules.

Dude, salute to her. We got more of this? I don't think I get it. Can we see a couple more examples? Maybe pull up the Asian Bunny one with Kai Sennett. My favorite part of these is when the... I got you.

Because we have watched the Asian Bunny one already, I think in the last episode. Well, I think it's important we check it out again. Yeah. I don't think I know enough. I think I need a little... No, no, no. You don't. You don't know enough. I promise you don't know enough. Wait, no. she drew that.

That's not the one. There's another one where there's no drawing. Get the drawing out of here. Get the drawing out of here. We want to see. She is good at drawing, though. She is great at drawing. I love that.

She drew a portrait of me at TwitchCon. Yeah, that's where you watch, right? Yes. I don't. What are you saying? Oh, I'm sorry she's your favorite wow streamer yeah she doesn't play wow but she is my favorite watch yeah so exactly where is this probably what you were confusing i'm just thinking that men need to start doing this too by just think about it by like just the top yes i'm saying just no what I'm saying. Men have done it. We just need to see the happy trail coming up.

You know what I mean? What you're actually describing is something I will get to in a second as after March through his dyslexia finds. Okay, interesting. It's allowed. There's no way.

Use your imagination. There's no way. I'm just... Well, use your imagination. Yeah, well, I'd love to, you know. It's kind of hard to use my imagination. Google Kaisenat Asian Bunny XX or whatever and then maybe it'll come up. I guess in the meantime, I'll be a professional broadcaster and fill some time, folks.

Sure. We can break down the one we just saw. Yeah, sure. Let's do it. First of all, I like what I'm seeing titty hang wise yeah that's a cool that's a cool setup she's got going on there yeah and i can just great setup and i'm thinking you know i like being able i like it because i i'm filling in the bottom half of her

tits with my mind yeah so i like that it leaves a little something you know at the same time it was pretty cool. I could have push comes to shove jacked off to that, right? Certainly as a youth I could have. This is the original. This is like what kickstarted the meta. She, in a way, I would say is a pioneer.

That's why I wanted to show this. To give respect to the artists that came before. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Yeah. This is cool. Oh, nice. Can you hear? Wait, hold up.

Put the volume up, Marge. So let me just say, I'm going to double down on what I said earlier. I think the original is even, I'm really even more so enjoying the titty shapes here. You know, that's,

that's, I love how you guys are like, we can't talk about gay shit. Let's talk about tits. We don't want Cutie to make fun of us. Let's stop what he thinks about tits on the internet.

Well, dicks is Cutie's favorite subject to talk about, which is why we should talk about Oh, hell yeah,

dude. You can kind of hear it. Wait, hold on. Be quiet. I hear the claps. Be quiet. Play it again, March.

She's cool. Do we really need to see the claps? I think we do. Guys, stop talking. Play it again. Yeah, play it again. Everyone quiet. Why aren't you showing it on screen?

I was. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. That's awesome. That's really cool so i go ahead talk about what you want to talk about with respect to the medic because i have questions like i have further okay all right here's the thing as a as an outsider yeah you know as a man who just dips his toe into twitch you guys are really my main connection sure right i'm not i did it a little bit i think those days are over for me and i had fun but just popping in I love what I'm seeing

I think what we're doing here is the medium is evolving you put restrictions on people they will find a way to make you bust on the internet and these women are fucking genius life finds a way it's Jurassic Park

Titties find a way. It's Jurassic Park, dude. Titties find a way to make you horny on the internet. These women are pioneers. Shout out to Asian Bunny, what is it? Asian Bunny XX. Asian Bunny XX. The Rosa Parks of showing happiness on Twitch. She's the first one to do it.

So your take is even though it's Clearly sexual content Yeah If you try and limit it It's just gonna find another medium We're gonna figure out a way Like what

I knew he was gonna be on my side Wasn't everybody doing bikini Whatever the fuck It's like oh This bitch is in a hot tub In her home Get the fuck out of here We know what the fuck is going on

Right So what are we doing here Let's fucking all be honest Right You're not showing tit Let's make Let's fucking Let's get the rules and then let's people be creative with the rules. I'm okay with it. No, I think the limits make it better because if she was just straight up fucking slapping those titties around and you could see areolas, it wouldn't hit the scene.

Areolas? Aurora Borealis? Who's the fat one here? Who's the fat horny one? That's the way a fat horny guy says areolas that's that's that's the dream i had is that woman's tits then you pan down their two oreos and then assange mom hits me with a spoon okay but but do you see what i'm saying though because like if it was unguarded if there were

no safeguards like that wouldn't be as as fun so i appreciate it i appreciate the engineering you say you think so you shouldn't be allowed to make anyone horny on this platform is that he posed that question so perfectly i don't think i don't think that's it's it. I think that there is a question there where when you can look at something and be like, oh, this is clearly for the purposes of jerking off. Right. Maybe, you know, there is a discussion to be had about, like, is this for this platform? And why aren't you doing it on a platform? And ultimately, oh, hi, Kaya.

Kaya, we're talking about tits. that's crazy that she just broke into the studio and ultimately it's like you do it on twitch to farm that audience that's not oh to put it right oh i see you're you're coming through with the like because let's also be honest we're talking about children getting hard here yeah that's like that's really what it is yeah so you're making you're coming from it as like a this is a a wholesome entertainment platform but you know i don't i don't mind if it's too like i don't mind if it's squeaky clean but i do think we can look at that objectively and be like maybe there is a limit maybe i'm getting old and i know that even saying that maybe there's a limit is like, it puts me in camp with like a lot of people who fucking suck.

You're sounding puritanical. Exactly. Exactly. You know what I mean? It's like, we all know what the fuck's going on here. I think we should. And by the way, oh, the kids on Twitch looking at half her tits. They're not a Google search away from her whole tits.

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, it's there. Yeah. Let's stop pretending. Yeah. You know? But I do think have a limit.

Yeah. I don't think you should be able to just show tit on this fucking thing, but let's stop pretending yeah you know but i do think have a limit yeah i don't think you should be able to just show tit on this fucking thing but let's put the rules down and then let let's let these geniuses you know what find their ways around i think you've swayed me innovation it makes it better it literally makes it better when uh there's rules when there's safeguards around it it's like uh it's like leaving up some stuff to the imagination. You know what I mean? It's like mysterious. And here's the thing.

It's kind of like, you know what it also is like? It's like you're allowed to not like it. You're allowed to be like it. Like if a 50-year-old guy dates an 18-year-old, it's like that sucks. That guy sucks, right? It is legal. It's not for me. I don't appreciate the behavior. But we got to have a line at a certain point. That guy sucks, right? It is legal. It's not for me. I don't appreciate the behavior.

But we got to have a line at a certain point. You know what I mean? You can't just be like, this guy has to go to jail because it's weird. I think ultimately that's my take. Is that like, I'm not lobbying for it to be taken off the platform. But I do like when people can say like, oh yeah, that's for jerking off. It is for jerking off. But so is most of what you're doing.

Yeah. If there's a will, there's a way. People will jerk off. I would say that I would make the argument that although it is for sexual pleasure, no, they are very natural. Even a gay man, I could say, those look natural to me.

No. Asian bunny for sure. I couldn't tell with the first pair. First, yes. Second, even a gay man, I could say, those look natural to me. No. Asian Bunny, for sure. I couldn't tell with the first pair. First, yes. Second, no. Asian Bunny? Wait, wait. Asian Bunny, no?

No. What? You have watched a lot of WoW. He's a breast professional. This is your favorite. I'm a tit whisperer. Come on. I'm your favorite WoW streamer, so you know a lot about this.

Okay. How about this? The top, those look more natural to me. This is maybe the magic of the bar form. I would love to debate who's got real tits and who doesn't. I would have for sure flipped them. You know what I mean? Really?

I would have flipped them. You're wrong. You're an amateur. I'm an amateur? Yes. Watch what the fuck you say. I'm not an amateur. You're a shitty amateur.

Let's bring them both back up. Let's bring them both fucking back up here. We're going to get demonetized. I'm just saying, there was a natural droop to them, but that can also happen with implants. I didn't know, but they're not old enough, I feel like, to experience that level of droop. There are also different types of tits or whatever. I don't know. That's fine.

I don't know much about the subject. However, I will say that even from a non-sexual way, I think it's actually, I have tuned into these sorts of things as well. Gay guys love shit like that, though. It's interesting. Gay guys love hot women doing dumb shit. No, I have seen some breasts on Twitch

that are so comically large that I'm like, dude, you gotta see this. Right. Like, holy shit. Will's like, tell me so I can avoid those. But where are you seeing that? No, but I've seen some people gaming and I'm like, why are you holding out on us? My God.

Jesus. You know what I mean? Like I said, and I've talked about, even in public, sometimes you see some boobs and you're like, bro! Sure. God damn. Like, you just have to look. It's like a gravitational pull. I agree. I'm not even attracted to it sexually.

I mean that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Yeah. I said you're jumping out of it. Aesthetically, aesthetically,

I mean it. He's awesome. I just, I think they're cool to look at. I agree. But not sexually. I'm not attracted to them. That's fine, man.

I don't want to eat like a reverse closet guy where he's like, I'm not straight. You know what I mean to eat a reverse closet time where he's like I'm not straight you know what I mean just like looking at him it's interesting you bring that up

because I genuinely feel like everyone because I believe sexuality is on a spectrum if I ever have like an inkling of attraction

towards a woman I feel the same way that I felt when I was in the closet interesting I have a question if the the the area around the areola is okay is the shaft of a dick okay well you're saying the head is the nipple the

in your metaphor i don't think that's how it works it works around it works like this like you can't show a little bit of pussy you You have the tip. Dick isn't tipped. Well, you can. Can you? A little camel toe. Well, you can do dick cheese like that, too, though. You can't show pussy skin. You can shoot.

What constitutes pussy skin? You can do outline of the cock. Even an inch of lip. Now, you could probably show the skin right before the lip. It's kind of at the pussy part. That's why they have those micro-kinis where it just covers the slit. You're not covering

anything. I've always been a big advocate that there should be more dick cleavage. Yeah, I agree. That's fun. I agree wholeheartedly. And you know what I love about dick cleavage? You got a little dick and no one can tell how long that shaft is. The beginning of everyone's shaft is the same.

And I love that. I can show a little shaft, people think my dicks are... Unless you're not girthy, though. In which case, they can just manage, they can figure out that you're not. I think most dicks don't look great flaccid anyway. Well, that's the thing. How many dicks have you seen, Hazard?

Here's how I would do it. So many dicks. So many cocks. What are you talking about? Wait, what do you mean? Where have you been seeing these dicks? I was, Hazard? Here's how I would do it. So many dicks. So many cocks. What are you talking about? Wait, what do you mean? Where have you been seeing these dicks? I was in a fraternity. I played sports.

Well, straight porn is not real. I'm talking in the wild. I played sports and also went to college and I was in a fraternity. So I'm sorry. So he said most flaccid dicks don't look good. And you're like, I played sports and I was in a fraternity. So that noise was about how cool all the guys' dicks that've seen have looked yeah because you were like well you said it as well no yeah i've seen some nice dicks boy i'm not ashamed to admit that but you got me on it i it

was just a nice dick in your life did i say i haven't seen a nice exactly i've seen i've also you know i also played football show me his dick in Amsterdam How was it? It was nice He's got a nice flaccid dick I can see that Hey, you'll get a kick out of this Tell them what you did in college instead of being gay Instead of being gay in college? What would you do on weekends?

Instead of being gay? What would you do on weekends in college? Play RuneScape What was the other thing you'd do? What was the restaurant you'd go to? Oh, yeah When I was in college, it was very depressing. On the weekends, I would go to Applebee's and sit at the bar.

The bar. And I would order an Oreo milkshake and chicken wonton tacos. Drink and do that at the bar. On a Friday and Saturday night, I would go. And they knew me. Back to back? Both nights? I was a junior in college.

What? I would sit at the bar. You would do that sometimes? You would do it every Friday and Saturday? I would do it every Friday and Saturday. I would get Oreo milkshake. And I would talk on the phone with my best friend about how I hated college. What the fuck, dude?

No, I was depressing. That sucks. Yeah, I didn't. I mean, I thought I was asexual. You know what's funny? Yeah, no, I was depressing. That sucks. Yeah, I didn't, I mean, I thought I was asexual. You know what's funny is like some closeted guys like take all that and they channel it into like their studies or their work. And they become like, you know, they take all that effort and they just really become smarter, better people. This motherfucker was spending $24.99 every Friday and Saturday on Applebee's instead of being gay. He didn't improve his life at all.

He just had the shittiest meal and drink. I knew the bartender. He lived through his late 30s. You mean the guy who made your milkshakes? Yeah, he made my milkshakes. Were you attracted to him? No. I wasn't attracted to him. What's funny is

you know how depressing it is to go to Applebee's on a Friday night and the bartender to go the usual? Of course, yeah. And the usual is milkshakes. You're not even drinking by yourself. I think I got a problem. I go to many different establishments that they know my order.

Interesting. Like I go to my local Starbucks. They all know my name. Sure. You know? Chick-fil-A, I'm starting to get a reputation there. They know my name there. Oh, it's the gay guy.

Yeah. They know me. It's okay. The way you cancel out like helping a homophobic organization is by putting a glory hole in the Chick-fil-A. That's what I agree. So Austin pops in, gets himself a spicy chicken sandwich, and then hits the glory. Hits the GH. I like that.

Also, I just think that in general, I don't think Chick-fil-A would approve. I think I'm getting them by buying their chicken. Right, right. Oh, yeah. They're really sad that you're doing commerce. The fact that they're pleasing a homosexual kind of makes them gay. You're like telling me you're fucking my mouth.

You know how many homosexuals love Chick-fil-A? The gays love Chick-fil-A. I think Chick-fil-A is gay. It goes back to your cross jacking off thing. There is a little bit of you're cucking yourself by supporting Chick-fil-A. A little bit.

It's kind of a kink. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. Interesting. Yeah, that sucks though. Something happened today. Big news.

I don't know if you guys will dig into it. Shohei Otani signed with our Los Angeles Dodgers 10-year contract $700 million. Pretty sick, dude.

That's sick. So as far as the resident sports expert here, let me dive into it. Sure. Okay. Baseball is my favorite American national pastime. Take me out to the ball game. Of course. You're hitting all the high notes.

Yeah. As everybody knows. So Shohei Otani originally had a possibly life career altering injury. Yep. And this actually devalued his stock, if you will, dramatically. You recall we talked about this on a prior episode. And this number that they arrived at, $700 million contract for 10 years, is actually identical to the pre-injury valuation.

Oh, for sure. Really? Yep. I think the Dodgers just wanted him no matter what yeah wait is this the guy that we talked about earlier about how he got injured yeah and it was potentially 200 million dollar difference yeah jesus but i mean at that point who gives a shit japan does all of japan is going crazy right now no no no i mean who gives a shit about losing $200 million when you got $700 million? At a certain point, who cares? What? Am I crazy to say if you... Hold on. If you had a $700 million contract

offer and they're like, no, it's $500 million, and I'd be like, no, I'm going to take nothing and walk away from that. No, it's a massive... It's his valuation. I'm going to eventually say I don't know what I'm talking about here. But I know what you're saying. I respect that take.

I know what you're saying. It's like at a certain point, money is money. I agree with you. I don't think he has anything to do with money. I think money is certainly a motivator in this situation, but I think it's more than just the money. It's the highest paid baseball player of all time. Exactly.

Fair enough. That was what was a major devaluing factor, but also the fact that he might not be able to bounce back from the injury. Yeah. Well, I've officially, for the first time in my life, renouncing one of my fandoms. I'm putting the Mets away. Oh, my gosh.

I'm a fan of all losing teams. I will be rooting for the players. Wow. That's your NL team, huh? You're officially becoming a Los Angelino. I know. I've been here a decade. I root for all losing teams. For always and ever.

There's one other sports thing I want to talk to you about. Please. You were on my favorite sportscaster show. You were on the Rich Eisen show. On Roku. On Roku TV, baby. And you brought out one of your most iconic characters. Yeah.

In my opinion. Ronnie from Baltimore. Yeah, yeah, Ronnie, baby. Could we maybe speak to Ronnie and what he would think about Shohei signing a $700 million contract? Yeah. Okay, so they got some... What's up, y'all? Oh, what's up, Ronnie?

What's up, Ronnie? What's up, Ronnie? Nice to be here um yeah um i'm just over here uh just in in los angeles just just hanging out you know what i'm saying hanging out i don't know what kind of fucking where the fuck is this guy from what the hell what the hell kind of mexicans y'all got what they got different styles over here i am familiar with. I'm over here. Don't tell my parole officer I'm not technically supposed to be outside of Maryland.

But, you know, I think personally, I think that money should go to an American player. It's the National Major League Baseball and I'm just, something rubs me the wrong way with giving hard-earned American dollars to a Japanese guy.

Okay? Good point, Ronnie. Good point, Ronnie. I just don't really like that. Okay? I don't trust them. Okay? I still, all my electronics, American made.

I think they're spying on us. Okay? So I don't really fuck with that shit. He, you know, and he's not that good. I would honestly, I probably would hit, if I faced him, I would probably get maybe out of four at-bats, I would probably get two hemorrhoids off him. Because the thing is that nobody wants to talk about it.

Okay, because China wants him to do good. So China owns everything. I don't know if you all know this, right? So as we know, Japan is the capital of China. So that's where they make the strong Chinese guys. They make the wrestlers and the baseball-type Chinese guys. And so I'm going to guess communism. And so what they're trying to do

is brainwash the children by getting a Japanese guy hitting home runs. American people should be hitting home runs. And so everybody's pretending to get striked out by him. And everybody is letting him hit home runs.

So if I face them for America, to break his facade, that the fucking Chinese... You're going yard. I'm going yard. Call me fucking Brady Anderson, because it's going... Call me Brady Anderson the year he did steroids,

because it's going fucking yard, man. And I'm doing that shit for America, okay? I'm doing that to, you know, for our way of life. Yeah.

And it's bigger in baseball. So actually, I'm actually over here and I'm saying, we get together, we get a posse and we beat up the first Chinese guy

this season as a message that this will not stand. We will not. So I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to P.F. Chang's and I think I'm going to go fuck up like two or three waiters.

And I think I'm going to throw a couple bricks through maybe like I'm going to take I'm going to take the you know the big statue of the guy with the horse I'm going to knock that down at P.F. Chang's

and I'm going to say get out Otani. And I'm going to say Orioles number one. And that's pretty much and everybody horse i'm gonna knock that down a few tanks and i'm gonna say get out of tony and i'm gonna say orioles number one and that's pretty much and now and everybody it would be very clear what i mean you feel different if he signed with the orioles oh yeah okay if he was with the orioles then it would be like okay then now because the thing they they're scared of is what we need is for uh china to um uh agree to to agree to dissolve as a nation and become a colony of Baltimore.

And then the second they do that, the second they do that, we're taking over the whole world. So that would have been a very powerful, symbolic gesture if Ohtani had signed with the O's, but they're scared of our power. Ronnie from Baltimore, everybody. Wow. Wow. Perfect.

I love the Panternist Baltimore defender. He's got like a mythology for it. Oh, yeah. That character hits so well for me because I grew up in Long Island. Yes, yes. And I tell them that there are Jets fans that I see all over the world.

It's incredible. And they're the same way. It's like leading up to the season, they're like, the Jets are the best team in the fucking world right now. One loss, it's like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Everybody has their townie that's just so fucking stupid and just believes

in their guys, believes in everything, and their whole world is like, you know, two neighborhoods. The three places they grew up, where they went to school and the mall that they would hang out in. And that's those guys that's ronnie dude dude the david simon put baltimore on the map in such a big way yeah he did he definitely he really did he really put the team on his back on that one actually i don't know if that was a good thing no i think yeah yeah i mean we've had some good the thing it's interesting baltimore has been in a lot of media if you think

about it because it's like even before that you had the barry levinson movies like diner yeah like there's like a lot of and then john waters fucking rules all his shit is very baltimore centric david simon everybody know and like i know what you mean it's you don't want to be known as the fucking the the corrupt cop the heroin capital but it's fucking cool to have one of the best shows of all time and it is like that i mean it's not like baltimore's it's getting better but it's fucking cool to have one of the best shows of all time. And it is like that. It's getting better, but it's not like it's not back then, especially it wasn't dangerous. So, you know, I'm trying to get the baton. I'm trying to grab the

baton from David. Carry it. Keep it going. Keep it going. Get Baltimore out there. I flew into Baltimore one time. Wow. BWI? Left immediately. I actually have to go to BWI. Wow. Wait, why?

You might want to do this with me when you're in Baltimore. Okay, okay, okay. BWI has one of the only automated hot dog machines in the world. Wait, how did you find out about this? Baltimore excellence yet again.

I love robotics. You guys know this. I love robotics. And the only robotic hot dog dispenser you've ever seen. In America. I love robotics. You guys know this. I love robotics. And the only robotic hot dog dispenser in America? I think so. It's at the BWI airport. And you put in like 10 bucks and a

robot makes a hot dog. It's fucking 10 dollars for a hot dog and it's a robot. Have you heard of the robot bartender on Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship? Well, they have robotic bartenders everywhere now. Were you there when we did the Vegas one? They would fucking mix them up.

I need to see what that glizzy tastes like. I'm with you. I would if you're there. Buy a ticket somewhere, never go on the flight just to get a hot dog. Dude, that's great. I used to fly into BW a lot. There was a weird... For some reason, there was a Southwest flight

from LaGuardia to Baltimore. That's it? Oh, really? That's it? And I was just taking it all the time. It's very Southwest. Hey, boys, take a look at this. Feast your eyes on this.

Dude, I feel like I remember these from my youth. I feel like these were around. What the fuck? Yeah, play this. I don't trust that. This guy's a piece of ass. That's a Baltimore 8. You put some respect on it.

Serve sizzling hot. The graphic design's incredible. Yeah. It's incredible. Bro, what'd you see? What'd you get? Okay? They're not...

And you get to choose. There's three different kinds of hot dogs? Oh, yeah. Oscar Mayer. What is that noise? That's the miracle of robotics, going to work on a gliser. Wait, are they cooking it right there? Oh, yeah.

I love the idea of some, like, kid going to MIT, spending his entire fucking life, and then this is the product. The PWI hot dog machine. So they can make a Baltimore airport hot dog robot. That's awesome. That's what we should be doing robotics for. Oh, see, that's how they cook it. They fuck the grill.

They fuck the grill. Damn, the robot's long-stroking the grill. Gosh, damn. That's awesome. Yeah. Oh, my man's got his bitch doing the camera work. Oh, God. That's awesome.

This actually, yeah. This is strange. A cock-shaped food being cooked like this. It's wild. It makes you think why we haven't been cooking in a while. This is revolutionary in many ways. You think the machine would mix up the stroke a little bit. Right, right, right.

Different grill marks. Yeah, exactly. Angles. Speed it up. All you do is cook. You, right, right. Different grill marks. Yeah, exactly. Angles. Speed it up. So all you do is cook. You actually pick the sausage. That's the only thing you pick. Yeah, yeah. Are they brats or are they all just regular water dogs?

Hillshire Farms is one of the options. That's more of a sausage. Here it comes. We got Oscar Meyer. I don't know what that second one is in Hillshire Farms. Oh, man man look at that Oh yeah Okay That actually looks pretty damn good

And then you got the sauce That I feel like Wait wait wait Wait I want to see him eat it You're gonna fucking I want to see what face he makes You want that money shot Has the airport been remodeled since then?

This is such a sad... I know. This is such a sad line-up. It's clearly midnight and there's nothing else open, so... Scared. Towered. Oh, shit. Oh, that's...

Come on. I don't like that. Okay. I believe him. That's cool. I kind of want a hot dog right that. Okay. I believe him. That's cool. I kind of want a hot dog right now. Okay, for me, I think it's disrespectful that the machine doesn't fucking spray it with ketchup and mustard. No, no, no.

No, because there's a lot of people that don't want that. Yeah, they want the raw. No, I know, but I'm saying it should be an option. It is nice when a robot... Robots are really good at doing shit like this. Yeah, they want the raw. I know, but I'm saying, yeah, it's like, it should be an option. It is nice when a robot, robots are really good at doing shit like this. Saucing? They're great at saucing. It's one of the best things robots do. The fucking packets are so annoying. Like,

you try to open it with your teeth. I agree with you. Sometimes you spray it, then it's not enough for one packet. I think there needs to be a lobby that there needs to be more sauce per packet. The amount of sauce in a packet. We also need to reinvent the packets because they're a pain in the ass to open.

I agree with you. I agree with you. We need like a flat, like Chick-fil-A as the ketchup where you just open it like that and then you can dip

in the packet. But hot dogs are not a dip situation. That's true, but with that particular package, hey, maybe you don't want to dip. Leave the top on.

Unscrew the front like a ketchup bottle. Screwing's interesting. That'd be nice if you had a little thing of toothpaste. Like the little Tabasco. Oh, toothpaste? That's how ketchup should come. Little toothpaste. Have you seen the toothpaste that are in those freaking stoop hotels when you forget your...

Yeah. What else is going on in the world guys I've been carrying so far I got a hot dog machine you really have the hot dog machine was so good

it blew my it just like kind of fucked up the rest of the vibes for me because like I'm still thinking about the hot dog

have you guys had robotic foods before I think I've had pizza before from a you've had robotic pizza I think so yeah how was it remember there used to be

like coffee vending machines back in the day too yeah I've had the coffee before you know that how was it remember there used to be like coffee vending machines back in the day too yeah I've had the coffee before you know that feels cause it's interesting cause all that stuff feels older like that hot dog

feels like it's from 80 or 90 like that stuff feels like from our youth well very famously the mechanical hot dog or coffee machine is in Terminator 2

yeah exactly right before he's killed by the it feels like relics from the 80s, which I kind of like that. Yeah. You know, it's like, those are machines that I trust.

Those are machines that I want. What food... Those machines that give me snacks. What food do you think could be revolutionized if it was made by a robot? Interesting. Okay. So it would have to be something pretty precise.

Right? Like, it would have to... I don't want... Because I don't want, like, artistry. Like, have you seen something pretty precise right like it would have to I don't want I don't want like artistry like have you seen the things of like Costco pizzas where they have the robot like saucing it you know that's something there what food

couldn't be anything fried too messy you need something that I'll put one out there go ahead interesting I think a lot can go wrong there You know, you need something that. I'll put one out there. Go ahead. Robot burrito. Interesting. I think a lot can go wrong there.

There's a lot. There's a lot. No, but like if they pump it, like the perfect amount of rice. I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you what it is, actually. And this is going to sound crazy. It's a steak. Because what's a steak?

It's one piece of meat. Yeah. Salt. High heat. Fast as fuck. A steak cooks in like five minutes, dude. Yeah. And it's not? It's one piece of meat, salt, high heat, fast as fuck. A steak cooks in like five minutes, dude. And it's not hard to, like, you would have to like, you would cut them in, you know, whatever, shapes or whatever, similar shapes.

And then you just have a fucking hot ass oven. And you just scorch that fucker, bang, flip it, scorch it, salt it. How about from slaughter to grill, it's one machine? Yes. I hear that motherfucker moo his last moo. Kill the cow on the robot. Cuts out on the other side of the perfect steak. That's what I'm saying.

Fresh as fuck, too. You see the cow, and then maybe you don't see the slaughter. It's like the lobster tank in restaurants. That's a lot of... You killed a lot of cow for one steak. That's what I'm saying. But you can see it. I think that'd be,

I think that'd be great. But I do think, because, you know, I think, I'm sorry to not give a funny answer. I'm sorry to just be right about this.

No, no, you're right. You know, because that's just simple, salt, high heat, bang, bang burritos. They fuck, you know, one piece of bean gets stuck in the fucking tube.

Everything's fucked up. You know what I mean of bean gets stuck in the fucking tube. Everything's fucked up. You know what I mean? Full mouth out. Yeah. Marsh, do you have any topics for us? We're at an hour? What?

Easy peasy. God damn. When you get the boys in Hassan's virginity cave, you know what I mean? It's fucking, it's easy peasy. Yeah,

it's a pretty. what are you looking at right now? I'm trying to find. Pictures of my penis. Yeah. Wait, I may have topics... So what are you looking at right now? I'm trying to find... Pictures of my penis. Yeah. He's just got to be... Wait, I may have topics. I keep scrolling down.

I keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling down, and the dick keeps going. It's crazy. I wish. That'd be fucking awesome. No, I was going to talk about something, but I thought it was too sad. Like, it wasn't funny.

Okay, then don't do it. Don't do it, man. Art Basel is happening right now in Miami. What? Art Basel? Oh, I was just. Don't do it, man. Art Basel is happening right now in Miami. What? Art Basel. Oh, I was just there in Miami. Wow, dude. Nice.

Is that why you didn't fucking show up to the Video Game Awards? No, I was in Oregon. You fucking... I was so sick. You were in Oregon. Oh, okay. Okay, yeah. This motherfucker, we're supposed to go to the Video Game Awards.

I asked Will. Let's put him on blast. Will's doing like... Will's getting paid. I got paid to do it. Yeah, yeah, this motherfucker. We're supposed to go to the Video Game Awards. I asked Will. Let's put him on blast. Will's doing like, Will's getting paid. I got paid to do it. Yeah, yeah, I know. Will's doing like a post-game show or whatever, which is valid. That's fine. Get your money up.

Knock your money up. Standing on business. Exactly. So I'm supposed to go to this fucking thing with Austin. Austin last second is like, oh, I don't know if I want to go. So here's the deal. Yeah, fill me in. This is the deal, Stavros.

Let me weigh in. I text Hassan two days prior to me having these intrusive thoughts about me not wanting to attend and feeling a little ill. Two days prior, you started feeling ill? That's crazy.

You were setting the flaking groundwork. Yeah, so I text Hassan. I'm like, Hassan, I don't know if this is a thing. Would you be setting the flaking groundwork. Yeah, so I text Hassan. I'm like, Hassan, I don't know if this is a thing. Would you be mad at me? No response. For two days. Until the day of the event, Hassan texts me. Because I was overcome with emotion.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't respond. That's a little on you. We could have become best friends at Jordan Peele if we had gone. What? We could have become best friends at Jordan Peele if we had gone. Oh, was could have become best friends of Jordan Peele if we had gone. Oh, in the Okajima.

Wait, we would have met them? Yeah, probably. Why didn't I go? Here's the thing, he was weaseling out of it, but you let him weasel. You let him weasel out.

I just knew, I knew he wasn't going to show. Look, it's the holidays. It's the holidays. I've been really focused on... What holiday? Yeah, by the way,

were you celebrating Hanukkah? Where's your Christmas tree? I don't have one. That's a good point. And holiday? Yeah, by the way, are we celebrating Hanukkah? Where's your Christmas tree? I don't have one. That's a good point. And on that note, ladies and gentlemen... Anti-American. Yeah.

Thank you so much for joining us here on the first episode of Fear End on our new set with one of our favorite guests ever, Stavros. Thank you, folks. Please... Go watch his Netflix special.

Run to your TV or streaming device and watch Fat Rascal. It's incredible. Thank you so much for being on, Stavros. A lot of big boy representation in that one. We'll talk more about that on the paywall. You know it's for the culture. And if you want to see Stavros' dick,

then you can buy his calendar or watch the paywall at patreon.com slash fearhands Stavros is going to show us his cock am I going to show cock? yeah we're going to do the meta that they did with that but we'll do a cock I love it

peace a lot of these things make my dick hard I hate valentine that's a promise before we get too far into the episode we had some A lot of these things make my dick hard in this room. I hate Valentine. That's all. Before we get too far into the episode, we had some... Yesterday during the blacksmithing stream, you mentioned that you were worried people wouldn't like it.

So we had a fan send a pretty heartfelt message that I'm going to show you guys now. We had a fan send a heartfelt message about... Dude, new studio, Marge is doing producer shit. Pre-produced segments? What the fuck's going on?

I mean, it's like now that he's got his own cubby. That's all we needed to do was let him fucking try. A message. Oh, yes. Look, big change in your life is a good thing. I'm so proud of you for building a new studio for your passion project.

Don't be nervous. Your fans will accept you no matter what. This will be great for your growth. It's actually necessary to change in order to grow. Don't be nervous. You'll be just fine. Love you no matter what. You will do okay. And not your dad. Take care, man. It's like we have... Oh my god.

He didn't say we do well. He said we do okay. That is fucked up. What a king. Me too. Put him back in fucking Congress. Make him president. I agree.

Make him president. Make him president. It's about time we had a Jewish president. That's right. That's right. That's right. My first crush was, gay crush,

was Agent Cody Banks. Oh, interesting. Ew. Wait, Cody Banks. Who's that? Is that Frankie Muniz? Yeah, Banks. Oh, interesting. Ew. Wait, Cody Banks? Who's that? Is that Frankie Muniz? Yeah, bro. Keep that shit.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. What the fuck? Hold on, hold on. Agent Cody Banks from, like, I was like, dude, I was like eight or nine or ten, maybe. I mean, it was hot in 2002. You wanted to fuck Frankie Muniz. I mean, I don't know. I didn't even know what fuck meant back then.

I know what you're saying. But now, you know, in hindsight, yeah, probably did. How about we go around the room, really boys stuff. First busts. Who did we jack off to? I can't remember my first. I know mine. But I have, like, very formative ones that I can tell you.

Hit us with a couple. Okay. A handful. Tattoo. All the things she said in the music video. all the things she said that is jacked off to that too yeah incredible video to masturbate to uh christina aguilera dirty yes