Fear& - SuitGuy AustinShow vs Dictator QTCinderella | Fear&

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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He must be able to talk. No, I'm saying. He's not even on the phone. I'm talking to them. I'm excited for having that all together. It's a stereotype. But I was referencing, like, the settlers or invested in, you know,

ethnic and genetic and racial security who are you too you must have been high you must have been oh my god lord fornicatus

I miss you so much dude I absolutely fucking killed this are you kidding me I'm actually like part of naturally gifted at this. Why are you laughing? Not laughing.

Why are you smiling? What's going? Oh no. Are you serious? I'm not even wearing a suit. Is this live? Are you recording this? Ladies and off

the camera to get the clothes on? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and podcast where somebody decided to show up to work today, and that's me. Well, anyway, thank God somebody dressed up today. I cannot believe it. I always say that.

I'm literally wearing Malak Keros, the Malak Keros campaign merch because I'm going to be going to Denver on Monday and Tuesday because she's running for Congress. It's another one of my candidates. So they'll be watching this as you get there. Do you pick candidates like I pick like Final Fantasy Teams? I'm sorry How do you pick Final Fantasy Yeah let's walk through that

Walk me through that process I didn't mean that Because in Final Fantasy It's okay cutie Say anything you want I'm in a suit Perfect I'm in a suit

You could say whatever you want They'll take me seriously Final Fantasy football I mean Did you say Final Fantasy football? Yeah it's because it's final Dude Final Fantasy football Would be insane

That's like two of my nerds Overlapping. Yeah. So is that how you pick candidates this one? You still have yet to reveal how you pick your fucking candidates? Final Fantasy football. How do I pick it? What does that?

Yeah. All fives, idiot. What do you think? All fives. Yeah. Did you see tight end university? I haven't watched it, but I hear it's very interesting. I saw what quarterback was it?

Mac Jones was there and he was throwing real zesty. Kiddle was there? With his dumb ass beard? He was throwing zesty. He's gay. He became, it became. I was wondering. No, he, like, showed up in, like, shorts and a t-shirt,

and there's, like, music on, and every pass, he was kind of like. Oh. Oh. Playing with the boys. Like Broadway Joe? Lainey Wilson performed. And then Taylor performed. Okay.

Love stories. I feel like we cut him off. Can we, can we? Back to your candidate. Okay. Yeah, no. I, I, I, I. I don't do that.

Then how do you choose? It's partially vibes-based. I mean, not really. It's mostly- If your candidate has atrocious vibes, you'd still count? No, you wouldn't do that. If they have good policies, I'd probably still push them. If their vibes were a-

That's a lie. What about charisma? My policy's pretty good and my vibes aren't that good. I don't think you'd push me. Your policies are... I don't even know what they are. What? Well, give me your platform.

Austin, I know you're wearing a suit, but Cudy's running for president. QDy, what's your platform? Trick-a-treating for adults. Okay. Done. Pretty good one. No coupon mailers.

Done. Get that. Save the paper. Joe Biden actually literally did that. Universal chargers for all devices. Love that. Great. Great platform.

Free coffee Tuesdays. Everyone deserves one. I like that. Any abandoned apartment building, if it's abandoned for more than a year, homeless living. In it. Well, wait. that was actually good and I don't even know where that came from

because you were saying a whole bunch of silly things she like blacked out for a second she's like and homing her little house every homeless friend yeah she's like free health care for oil god and also we must build a robust industrial base with central planning and a planned economy and it's like we also have to work on our bus system

a large unionized militant workforce oh sorry what happened yeah just like so I'm just saying sometimes policy good vibes not. Yeah, like for me. I would unironically push for that. Really?

I feel like, well, if you came to me. Adults should have the option to trick-or-treat because some of us are givers and some- No, not that one. Some of us are takers. Oh, cutie. That has nothing to do with my- But that's a good, it's a part of my campaign.

So if you're going to push me, you have to get behind all that. I trick-or-treat. I trick-treated. We have the four-corner-stones. Adult trick-treating. Homes for the house. Trigger-treating is down at like the highest-

because children, parents are afraid of children getting drugged. Adults, we're not afraid of getting drugs. Some of us yearn for it. And so why aren't the adults the ones going door to door? I give, I'm a giver, right? You're a knocker. You love free shit. You would love trick-or-treating.

You love costumes. And I would love to open my door and you'd be like, Oh my costume! And I'd be like, oh my God! What was the part about drugging people? I feel like you really slid that in there. No, that's what everyone's afraid of with Halloween. Oh, yeah.

That was what my mom was afraid of. We're going to escape that. I just, okay, so you come to me and you're like, I can't believe we're not talking about Malak Keros, by the way. Oh my God. She's running for Congress in Denver, Colorado. What's her take on trick-or-treating? Tuesday.

I don't know what her fucking take is on trigger-treating. It feels like you aren't asking the question. No, because that's utterly immaterial. Be the change you want to see. The economic crisis that Americans are facing. She's a one-issue voter. Yeah. There's a phone bank.

You can go sign up. to do it. Oh, I'll phone bang for her. And we'll get back to that because there's... People will finally take you seriously. Why won't I? I did it. I've done it before. Yeah, who'd you phone bang for? Who'd you phone bang for? Yeah, go ahead. She was running for president at the time. Yeah, what's her name? Kamala Harris, but you have to understand something. Oh, that's cool. At the time... That's cool. When people on the other side of the phone were like, she's doing a genocide in Israel, what was your response? They never came up at that, but I was prepared to say, yes, I know. And...

You know, we're not cutting that. No, no, but I knew. This is why I would be a good president. I've never done that. No, no. Well, first of all, you, you're fine. Okay. You called me.

Hello, it's Austin Show, and I'm campaigning for the Kamala Harris campaign. Kamala Harris, she's the vice president, and she told immigrants not to come here. Right. And she also, I'm very woe. Do not come? She also is currently facilitating the death of children in Gaza. What do you have to say for yourself? Aren't you ashamed?

I mean, certainly those are all valid points. And honestly, you're right. Where is your sense of honor? Your civic duty and right to not vote for her is well respected. Yeah, it's well respected. What is Kamala Harris's policy position on adult trick-or-treating? Bring up Donald Trump. Well, first of all, are you a small business?

business because she wants to give you a $50,000 loan. I'm not a small business. No, but I am asking you about. For those of you, for those of you, what's her policy on trick or or true? Girl, girl, I just coach you girl. Girl, I don't, I don't support Kamala Harris and retroactively. Like, I don't.

Why are you, no? Why are you phone banking? It's hard. Like, you're telling me to be 2024, Austin. I've had more of a political evolution at the time. And I don't, I condemn those actions of phone banking for, No, no, don't. Now people are going to yell me.

So you would have rather phone banks for Trump? So now you would have rather phone bank for Trump? No, I wouldn't have phoned bank for anybody. I wouldn't have advocated as much. But you see what I'm saying? Like, that's, it was a different time. Everybody knows my stance. Everybody knows where I stand.

Right. Everybody knows my policy. Where do you stand on adult trick or treating? That people want to know, you keep running away from it. Adult trick or treating is something that at this moment in time, I think that we should be focusing on affordability. Kill yourself. What's the fuck?

We should be focusing on affordability. Medicare for all, right? Trick-or-treating for all. Because really at the end of the day, less than 1% of Americans actually pull about caring about trick-treating. You're right. We should do Medicare for all. And then-

and then what? Trick-a-treating for all. Well, that's something that we can address in the fiscal bill. It feels like you don't care about my issues. I want to address your presents. Oh. What?

What? Let us tell us about her. It's been a slow collection. Oh, is this from Christmas? No, it's just like random. No, I gave you Christmas presents. I gave you Gucci bracelets. Wait, that's right.

I broke it. I need to. What? No. That's, that is pretty crazy. How would you say it? Why would you say it to her? Because he wants me to fix it.

No, no, no. You know what else you broke? It's her heart. No, I still wear it. And my heart, too. I still wear it. Oh, you just broke off the plane. Yeah.

Oh, that's fine. No, no, no. Well, I lost the plane completely. I don't know where it went. Oh. That was a $4,000 charm. No. What?

No. It was, I don't know. Okay. But I, in my defense, I love it. Well, wherever it may be. You love the plane. I still love the bracelet. I still love the bracelet.

As you guys know, I go to estate sales lately. And so whenever I see stuff that reminds you, me of you, I get it for you. And this was, this was for Will. It's a coffee table book. Oh, Star Wars Archives. Yeah. It's just a big coffee table book. This is a tautian. And it was brand new.

And so I was like, that's fun. I have a few toshans. They're like a really, like, nice collections. Great. Yeah. And then Austin, I got you this forever ago from a sponsor, but I don't know if you want it. Oh, my God. I love it. Oh, what is it? If you don't like it. Oh, shut up.

The fuck up. I thought it's cool. Okay. That's so not. Did you, did you, was the sponsor IHop or flight simulator? It was IHop. Or Xbox. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Cutie. But they had these cool vintage cups. This is so nuts. Late stage capitalism is a nightmare. Hey, here's your, here's your International House of pancakes, Xbox flight suit. I liked it.

He's got a spill. Because they gave me a Halo one and I kept the halo one, but then I got you that one. Cheers. Oh, okay. And then I got this for Hassan. That's the 9-11. Jesus Christ.

Yes. I will get this frame, by the way. The original. I'll say, like, it's not even a 9-11 joke. This is literally a piece of American world history. Right. Something that we condemn. You should read it.

I cannot believe that you still have this. And it's not like a... I bought it for you. I don't keep it. She bought it at the estate sale. She's worried you about it. I don't say that. I still can't believe that it was at the estate sale, is what I'm saying.

U.S. attack, hijacked, just destroyed twin towers, and hit Pentagon in Day of Terror. It's, oh, what? Oh, my God. 75 cents? It's 75 cents. You're amazed by the inflation? No, I know, but it's still like, like, it's, you don't love blast from the past. Rather, this is the worst optics I've ever seen.

You're looking at 9-11 article. you go, oh my God, 75 cents. That's what you're appalled by? I'm not appalled by it. I was just wearing a Democratic socialist hat. This just reminds me of like, this reminds me of my childhood because like I used to, I used to wake up every morning and read the news for 9-11.

Dude, what's the boy? I'm trying to move away from the people. I'm kidding. By talking about. I'm kidding. I'm in a suit. It's fine. It's a piece of history.

He becomes a Democratic Party consultant. Have you noticed that? Yeah. Shut the fuck up. You got more? What the frick? What else you got? I was at this

a flea market and I found this guy who frames vintage ads. Oh, I'm really excited to see what ad makes cutie Cinderella think of me. I got you all at one. Oh, you did.

Didn't. Shut up. And I got Marsh this one. It's a cool vintage camera. I don't want to get it messed up. Oh, okay. Uh-huh. And then I got, well, this is an original drawing of Yoda.

Here, Mark, take it. Oh, my God. There's no. Oh, my God. Wait. She looks even more like the version I do. I know. Oh, beauty.

How, I always knew you had a thing for me. Picked me up at a flea market you did Why is it Why is that even an extra perviota Where did you find perviota? He is the original sketch from the 70s Oh, kitty You found me

I hate it Maybe give me a little kiss Before I go Seventies were a different time Yodas Yotas could be pervy before woke I don't remember what year this was from I think it was from the 80s

But I got this one for Hassan This is incredible I'm gonna put this in my closet I want to see him every morning when I wake up. Women marines. Yeah. That's actually such a gift for him. Yeah.

It's so funny because this is like, you know, girl boss warriors is like literally something I talk about all the time. Yeah. Like pink washing American imperial. Oh, no, I just ruined yours. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. I smush it with my chair and it broke.

No, it's okay. What is it? It was an ad from the 1930s in a plane magazine. Oh. A Falker. What? It's a plane. Focker.

The name of the plane is Fokker. Maybe I need to get you a new friend. No, this is perfect. It's broken. I broke it. Oh my God. Thank you. It's from March 1930.

It's four out of ten are Fockers. Can I see? Wow. That's hardly noticeable. Yeah. I just mushed it. Where? I'm going to put it up in my stream room.

If you don't, you can just give it to Mara. No, I'm not going to give it to Mara. That's son of a bitch. Cutie, how do you carry your credit cards or money? In my freaking linty pockets. Well, that's silly. You should get a Ridge wallet.

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Oh, my God. And then you're Frank. I got you that Frank Sinatra sheet music from that one estate sale, but I broke the frame, so I had to get a new one. Oh, that's a drop it. Why do you keep breaking frames? Framebreaker. Yeah.

Where did that go? Well, I didn't know. You got me sheet music, but where did you told me about that? Did I just forget it here? Or did I? No, I haven't brought it. Oh. I just told you I got it.

My God, that's amazing. Yeah. I've got, you know, I've got, so I've, in my house, I have a baby grand piano that my grandmother gave me because she. Do you play piano? I do. I can play a few songs. Wow.

Bohemian Rhapsody. Imagine by John Lennon. Sarah Borellis. Can write you with love song. I can also play the Battle of Him of the Republic. Those are my songs. She got me a grand piano, baby grand piano. She got in a bad car accident in 1930.

Okay. And with the insurance money, she bought a baby grand piano. Her father bought her a baby grand piano. That piano traveled from Missouri to Minneapolis to Portland, Oregon. Wow. And I inherited after she died. That's beautiful.

And in that room, I've got a bunch of photos of, of famous musicians, right? Can I ask you a question? Hold on, hold on. I'm telling my story. About the piano. What? Is a baby grand piano just piano? No, it's a, it's a shorter.

But it's a baby, but it's grand. But which is it? It's a baby grand piano. How can you be both baby and grand? What's a grand baby? I'm a grand baby. Yeah. You could be.

Is that a Taylor's referring? I'm just like, I'm a baby girl, but I'm also grand. Hold on. Grand doesn't always mean. I thought it meant big. See, only one person is getting taken seriously right now. The suit guy. Yeah, I guess I'm wearing a t-shirt.

So anyway, here are the size denominations of pianos. As I was saying, my grandmother... Okay, this is important to learn. Okay. Doesn't even have a grand. Oh, so like, so what's the piano? I could have on a petite baby grand. Actually, I think it's a petite.

It's a petite, maybe. But regardless... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, but what difference does it make? Regardless, it's a... Does it make less sense? It's so you know what I'm talking about. Does it make less sound? No, it's very great.

I think it reverberates differently. Yeah, it's very grand. Like, what is the, wait, it's very grand? What does grand mean? Grandios coming from the sound? Grandios is coming from the aesthetic and the, in the appearance and the prestige of the piano. Grand piano is like, bum. And then mini grand piano is like, bum.

Yeah. Wait, oh, so the sound is different. Yeah. Yes. Okay, sound and talent, baby grand, shorter strings and smaller sound boards and smaller sound boards, actually mean less volume, slightly less. Resonants, especially in the deeper, lower registers. You did not know that.

Nailed it. However high quality models can still. Okay, this is irrelevant. This is irrelevant. Why would that be irrelevant? I'm learning things. Okay, thank you. I'm so happy.

I'm so invested in there. I know things. You didn't know any of me. Yeah. Well, anyway, so my grandmother, that sits in my loft, right? The piano does next to, and I've got a portrait of all my favorite musicians, Frank Sinatra, the rap pack. I've got Elton John.

They're all up on a wall, Elton John. And there's one person on there that is not a musician. Oh. Rock Hudson. Rock Hudson. Rock Hudson is a man who was gay, but he was a heart drop. Women loved him. Everybody loved him.

But he turns out he was gay. There's a documentary about it. He never came out. He died without coming out, Rock Hudson. And my grandmother had a huge crush on Rock Hudson. And so as a nod to me being, I ended up coming out as gay. She never knew I was gay. And she never knew Rock Hudson was gay.

But you're not a hearthrob to women. You're not. Women? Yes. We know you're gay. Guys. Cook his ass. Wait, wait, hold on.

That had nothing to do with the fact. That's correct. That is correct. Hey, you know what? I'm not comparing myself. Are you trying to say, You're a heartthrob? I think you're a heartthrob.

You're a heartthrob to moms. Don't know. Why are you doing this? Why is it a problem? You're all going to get hurt like that. You got an issue with moms? You're both heart throbs. You have an issue with moms?

Moms are the backbone of the economy. Wait, you know what? Mom's making 5% household consumer purchase decisions. Yeah, you would be down. You would love being. Wait, you might be a heart throbs to moms. I can't believe I insult to the mothers.

If you noticed, I've been like coming at you. I didn't mean to insult mothers. I've been coming at you because you're a suit guy. You're not a mother, but you're as close as we got to a mother okay I'm sorry

I'm coming at you hard because you're a suit guy now you're trying to steal my shit and it's annoying me but also because I'm putting you through the ringer I want to see how you can handle it

no you have buckled under pressure I can handle it like there is probably eight attack ads that I get cut right now Austin Show hates moms No nobody loves moms more Run this ad Nobody loves mothers more than I do

It's too late Austin show is inconsistent and on the position of moms. One day he's saying he loves mothers. The next day he's saying all moms should... Did you know that Austin Show's icon is Rock Hudson? Austin Show is a shame to be homosexual. Yes.

No. Austin Show wants you to get back in the closet. No. Only if you want to. Just kidding. Anyway, I wanted to share that little thing with... Does Austin Show want gay conversion therapy? I'm trying to come up with more personal kids.

boyfriend once was attemptedly converted. I think what happened is once you're gay and people know broadly, the switch is turned off. Cats out of the bag, yeah. I think you're a heartthrob. To me. Oh, to women? Yeah, I mean,

I'm not speaking for all women. I actually think that... Except for there, I think I've had one exception. Oh, who is that? Antony. Antony, who's Anthony? I'm the Fab Five. Oh, duh. Yeah. Red. You don't know him. Of course I do.

Oh, my God. By the way, that Rock Hudson story was actually very cute, and I'm sorry. Yeah. I don't realize. I had to. For the same of the comedy. It's good. It's part of the podcast. It's good.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. But I think it's kind of because he looks like a baby of Orlando Bloom and like James Franklin. I have, I think also women knew I was gay because I had no success with women whatsoever. Like at the time, even when I thought I was.

Okay. Now you're pushing back on the wasn't seen as a heartthrob by women. Well, okay. But like I just like never, I don't think women find me attractive. Like even as it even as, like I don't, I think I'm only attractive to gay people. And I think this was even before I feel the same way about myself. No, no. No, it's because you were being perceived as a straight man.

That's it. What? And when you're, when you are in that space as a, as a cis head, that's how we live. That's how I live and he'll yell at me and be like, that's not true. Women say women throw themselves or whatever. But like every every cis hat man lives in that environment where we're like, I am not being perceived as an attractive man to women regardless of sad reality. But that's just it. Like that's how I feel too.

Wait. Oh, so this just, that's just life as a straight man? Yeah. Oh, well, I mean, like I always, I do notice that when I meet women, I, if they don't know I'm gay, I usually try to. drop something you know drop a quick yeah right right right you start twisting yeah like like twist in those wrists

like I'll compliment their outfit but like really really in like really lean into the fact of the situation recently where someone around me dropped an F slur and I didn't really know them that well and I was like what the fuck and I like hit them with like a

and they went oh I'm gay and I went yeah oh yeah I know I do that you sometimes I'll just drop an F-sler. Do people give you the double-ta? Sometimes gay people give me the double-tay. Yeah, because you are kind of straight-coded. I know.

Especially in this suit. In this outfit right now, even with the trans flag pin, if you drop the F-sler, that's like, that's at least three bodies. Like, that's three, three hate crimes. Oh, three-body problems. Yeah, three-hate crimes. I mean, yeah, I think. Like, we're getting the ADL, but, you know, for gay stuff.

I met a couple lesbians out the other night. And they told me I could say the lesbian slurs. And I told them, no, I can't. And so I didn't. Brave. Interesting. Yeah. Very brave.

Wow. I didn't. Thank you. Interesting. No, I know. I know that, like, like, the Abbey used to have a night that was like a slur. No. Oh.

Oh. What? Yeah. Like a racial slur? What? What? No. Why would it be a racial swear?

By the way, isn't that word also a word for something else as well? Like something used to stop water. Yeah, that's what I mean. So it's like, it was, it was, it was water stopping night. Oh. But it was like Tuesdays were called water stopping night. Oh. And everybody would have a, all the gays would call it that.

And I felt very uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't know. Let's ask the lesbians who watch the podcast if that's appropriate. We don't want to say it, but we're just curious if we are able to. Don't want to say it. They especially don't. I could go either way. But you, you, tell us if we could say it, because I won't say it unless I can't.

I don't want to say it, but I just, it really doesn't even come up in the vocabulary. No, I don't, I don't want to say it. Wait, why were you saying it like nonstop before the camera? Listen, come on. For those of you who are watching, like, I try to stop some water. For those of you are watching. Yeah, he kept talking. And I, yeah, we thought, oh, like, Levy.

Like, that's really cool that you're really invested in making sure water management takes place. Well, there was a leak upstairs. Yeah. By the way, can I just say, wait, what? There's just, there's a lot of problems in your bathroom. I don't know what the fuck's going on. You just left it leaking. I just give up.

I've just given up on that bathroom. Oh, he's above us too. So like one day, it's just going to collapse. No, it's just a lot of water everywhere and it's just a lot. It's okay. Oh, you mean when you shower like a, like a wet duck? Shake your booty afterwards everywhere. I like the thinking of you showering like a wet duck.

I shower in the dark because the lights don't work. The lights don't? What is happening in your house? One of the lights is out and it's been out for a long time. Have you told anybody? I'm staying for free. This is the first time I found out about it. Why didn't you tell me?

Well, because lately I feel very uncomfortable staying here because I don't want to be a bother. So I just like I literally, I escape. I just go into the house and I escape. Like you came. home last night and I had to announce my presence because I didn't want to startle you. And so you came home and I'm like, Hassan, just to make sure that you go with here. Yeah, I was definitely not startled. Yeah, I said it as loudly and as fast as I could. Yeah. So speaking of last night. Yeah, there we go. I was about to say I was shocked by your restraint.

Go ahead. Speaking of last night. I want to, I want to start with the Mehta, Marsha, but I don't know how I'm going to get March to play it, so he doesn't know, but it's the Ottoman music. Look up. Q, Ottoman music, M-E-H-T-E-R. Do you guys know it? This is... The soccer. Yeah. M-E-H-T-E-R... The football. Space, M-A-R-S-I.

And then hit enter, play the first song that comes up, and show, shock the world. Show the world what this is about. Is this copyright? Right? This is not the best one, but it's fine. Those bagpipes? Yeah. Are you supposed to be like busting it down? What are the, what's the green flag?

Islam, I think. So, this is, this is the Mehtad Marsh. This is the band that would also march, the marching band that would march with the Ottoman Empire's military with the army. That's got to be a brutal job. Yeah. Going into war with like a drum. Yeah. And they wear like the fire what they wear the craziest stuff too. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, um, last night, Taduk. What a fucking job. You're right. Who's also a streamer. Yeah. You know, he's Turkish. You don't know. He's Turkish. Right. Tadok, uh, very graciously invited myself, my brother to partake in the, the, the last game in, uh, the group stage of the World Cup. FIFA World Cup, 2026, and Turkey and America are in the same group. Yeah. Turkey unfortunately, Turkey, unfortunately, underperform despite being, I believe, the most expensive team.

Would you believe it? I, I, they have so many pro teams. Yes. Yes. And Turkish players are, you know, pretty good. There's a great, like, scouting farming program in Turkey. So like Turkey cares about. Yeah.

So Turkey cares a lot about, exactly. soccer, football. And so everyone thought that they were going to have their final, you know, they're finally going to have their big breakout year. We haven't really achieved anything since 2002. I never, I will never forget that when we got third place beating Korea. And that started with the Turkish team defeating Brazil is a major upset, right? So like there is a lot of, you know, it's coming home 40 years a herd.

30 years of hurt in Turkey as well. I know a lot about that. Yeah. Yeah, like the Jets. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you don't get to talk any longer because the Knicks actually won. Right.

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Except last night where our boys came in and they played their fucking heart and souls out on there. And even though they're flying back to Istanbul tonight on Turkey. Airlines, we stuck it to the Americans. That's right. And we defeated them. They triumphantly beat our second string players because the United States rested all their starters.

He's lying. He's lying. You'll have plenty of time to enjoy that way. It was not the United States. We don't even really play soccer, which is amazing. It wasn't the second string. That's crazy. That's so much better than yours now.

That's your only sport. That's like you're only sport. We have the NFL. Yeah. We have the NBA. Baseball. We have hockey that we're better than the Canadian said. We're just kind of good at everything.

We're so good at so many sports. We're the best sporting nation in the world. It's amazing. Which makes sense why he doesn't care about sports. Yeah. Because they're not good at it. It makes sense. It makes sense.

I mean, being a Turkish fan is kind of like being a Jets fan. We've already. I hate that America is actually kind of good this year. It makes me so mad because it's literally not even a relevant, like it's growing. We. It's definitely growing in this. country, but it's not, like, it's far from the most relevant. I'm going to put it out there.

At the domestic level. And it fucking pisses me off. I'm going to put it out there. So I was very stoked that we beat. I'm going to put it out there. Put it out. 250 year anniversary. Fresh off of two,

fresh off of two World War victories. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is my shit. War victories. This is my shit. Two World War victories. One was the last World War victory?

Fresh off of the last one. Yeah. We're going to win the World Cup. Wow. Right? Wow. Talk your shit. On the 250th anniversary, USA, USA.

We don't even like soccer. We don't even like it. We're going to fucking love it. Yeah, well, guess what? No matter what happens, you have to fucking hold that L that the Turks actually stuck it to the American first string, the starters. Yeah. Backouts. Backouts.

There's not the backouts. It's hard to really play. The list was there. You didn't even need the game. They didn't need the game. And in any case, it was the starters if you don't know any of the point. I, you know, I felt very patriotic. Right.

And I'm not a very patriotic person, as you guys know. But like, this was the moment where I was like surrounded by the Turkish film. Like fucking screaming obscenities in Turkish. Yeah. But I will say this. And it's not relevant to the game at all, but somewhat relevant to Los Angeles infrastructure. Oh. I think if I was in charge of things, I would ban.

and all public gatherings in Los Angeles until we figure out, me too, until we fucking figure out robust public transit. And are you at SOFI? Yes. Dude. Dude. Dude.

Is, it's like the last chopper out of Saigon. Getting in was fine. I was late. Getting in was fine because I was late and I benefited from that. I literally missed the first two goals because it happened in the first fucking minute, basically America had scored. And I was hearing it.

I was panicking. I'm running. Um, I walked like three miles. to like get to my entry point, get to my gate, right? That's fine, whatever. I get down there. $94 for four beers.

Holy shit. Worst hot dog of my life. Oh, yeah. It's, it was so. SoFi is a really cool stadium. Yes. I will give it that. It's a really clean stadium.

It's a really cool stadium. Do you know, okay, this is stadium nerd stuff. Sofi is one of the only stadiums in the United States where you walk in on the atrium, the upper level. And that is because they built it so close to LAX that they had to, like, blow out the ground and lower it. So you actually walk in on the second level of the stadium, which is like a really cool effect. No, even higher. No, I think it's like it's literally technically the fifth floor.

But I will say this, getting from one section to another at SOFi is impossible. No one at that stadium knows where anything is. Yeah, no. So if you're lost and you ask a security guard, they'll be. like, I don't know. Will, and we went. Remember, they kept pointing us around and nobody could tell us where to go. It's also kind of like a liminal space where there are certain floors you can only access with like one L.A. Yeah, it's cool stadium. It's, it's nasty. It's insane. Yeah. But that wasn't even the biggest problem, right? Like, obviously you get Shalak. It's fine. You're used to it. I'm used to it. That's just a part of like going to big sporting events like that. There's always going to be issues. Game ends. We're walking out. What?

Game ends. I thought you said gay men. Did it sound like gay men? Gay men's? Yeah, I randomly decided to say gay men's. It sounded like that. So we're walking out, right? Yeah.

And, you know, I'm taking photos of fans, whatever. It's great. There was a really funny moment where, like, Turkish fans? Turkish and American. Okay. And it was really funny because he was being woke. He didn't understand.

Yeah. No, he was being, he was being woke and calling Turkey to Turkey, but then also trying to like I don't think he was even being woke. I just think he didn't understand. I think he thought that Turkey was a different nation than Turkey. It could be. I don't know. Right?

There's Iraq and Iran. Like, they're afraid, you know what I mean? I'm sure that America was like, that Turkey is right next to Turkey and I hate them both. Hate them both. That could be the case. Stick to ice cream, fat boy. But here's what I will say I call it Uber. We walk like

two miles out of the fucking, it's bedlam. There's just, you know, one million car pile up. I get in an Uber, right? And it's going the wrong direction. Of course. And I'm going to kidnap you. I was stuck in that Uber for like 20 minutes and we didn't move at all. And I was like, how long?

He's like, oh, last week or two weeks ago, there was a Kine West concert here. And I was in this traffic for two and a half hours. And I was like, okay, I'm leaving. Like, I'm just going to walk. And I did. I got out of the car, I canceled my Uber, I walked, and I got another one. But the entire time I was thinking like, the entire experience was really awful across the board. And the reason why it was much worse for me was because I had just watched the New York Knickerbockers.

Game four coming off of a defeat. that ruined their streak because of Donald Trump. And not only was that experience phenomenal, the, you know, the comeback of a century, but Madison Square Garden, as much as I fucking hate Dolan. Well-oiled machine. Madison Square Garden is phenomenal. The experience is phenomenal.

The room is electric, but also there's fucking public transit in Madison Square Garden. And how was the hot dog? And the hot dogs were amazing. Thank you. Every part of that experience I was comparing. There's not one stadium here that's easy to get to. No. Dodgers is the best of all of them, but it's still a mess.

But that is because, but that is because American cities, unlike European cities, don't have public transit. So when you don't have public transit, you have a car-reliant infrastructure, so what do you have to have? You have to have massive parking lots.

And then on top of that, getting in and out of those massive parking lots, into regular traffic is always going to create massive pileups. And when you don't have any other means of transportation out of these places with like buses or or a metro station that you can quickly hop into, you arrive at this fucking chaotic situation where every sporting event, every wonderful opportunity to be around 70,000 people because they packed that fucking arena at so far. It was crazy. Well, that brings me to a point I've always thought.

I don't think a train will work in Los Angeles. Yeah, it will. 100%. So you know what I propose? Because a train won't work. Why I want to work? Gondola. Oh.

Can you imagine a gondola? You've literally made this. From West Hollywood to downtown. That'd be awesome. Amaze people from around the world would come to ride the Los Angeles gondola. I love that you've improved. Wait, do we have to hire like Italian guys to run them or? No.

I love that you've improved on your previous. Yeah, the boat. The guy that you turn. No, Austin. What? No, it's the sky thing. No, it's the sky thing. No, as you go down.

Oh, but you go down. You thought my per pitch was to build canals through the job? I said, well, that's ridiculous. It can only hold a few people. See? Goddala. No, no, no. Show him a real gondola.

Oh! He's not wrong. That is a gondola. Yeah, come on. That's also going to, except... Put in the context. It makes sense in Los Angeles that he's talking about the sky one. The gondola.

It also is an evolution of Will's previous public transit solution. That's not crazy. Ziplines. Do you even remember? Yeah, zip lines. Ziplines. Will used to advocate for zip lines. An L.A. Zipline would

Everyone would use it. Yeah, everyone would If you just like woke up and you were in North Highwood and you're like, shit, I got to get downtown, off in a way. Cutie, would you use those? Yeah. Okay. Great.

Yeah. I would. Yeah. Me too. We'd be fine. I don't think that would be good. Anyway, my point was that there are major European cities where they have these massive

arenas and massive stadiums and they don't have these kinds of fucking issues because they have public transit and public transit lowers traffic density. I'm not being a fucking nerd about it. I think this is much like your argument about sports and making Americans communists by way of destroying the monopoly that fucking, what's that nasty ass brand? Fanatics. And I'd like to point something out. This is a Mitchell and Nest jacket, right?

Yeah. Amazing, high quality, incredible coat. they bought Mitchell and Ness because they were a competition. Yeah. Yeah. It's what happened. They're a predatory business. They prey on the fans.

I got this from a flea market. And I think this is how we get sport fans on board with like what they would previously consider to be communism like 15 minutes cities. We would do it. We just need the money. We, who's buying the gondolas. We can just stop buying cakes. That's true. Who is the president?

I'm supposed to talk to him I mean Well, Kitty, let me tell you The LAPD has tanks Let me tell you something, Judy So am I supposed to talk to the LAPD? What if I told you? They're not going to listen to my ass

When you say What am I supposed to do? For adult trick-or-treating With the gondola There's a chance Cutie, you just figured out How lobbying works Cutty you say

How do we pay for it? We'll throw a swooner in there What do you want? You want the fucking adult tricket? Oh, adult, trigger, treat. Be the change you want to see. Get out there this Halloween. You say, cutie, that we, who's going to pay for it?

Well, what if I told you that the United States pays more per capita on transportation than any other nation in the world? Well, that's fine, but then push the button in the right direction. Right. So what I'm saying is, is it, you say it's expensive, but we're already paying more than countries that have public transportation. Do you guys want to hear something? Is that right? Fucking crazy. Do you guys want to hear something?

I feel like you made that up. I did make up. Here's something fucking crazy with public transportation mainly buses, right? Especially in Los Angeles. The cost of collecting

bus fare is actually almost equal to the fare that is paid. Shout out Ray Wong. Yeah, people pay. Well, I looked it up in New York City too. Yeah. It's like over 50 or 60%

of, and everybody rides public transpo. Yeah. The cost of collecting that money in L.A. is almost 100% of what people pay. And also on top of that, there's issues. So it's literally only paying for its own collection. Yeah. So fair collection also, uh,

fair collection obviously builds up over time, but it like slows the bus transit as well. It makes it less reliable. It makes it less frequent. And also on top of that, there's like fair evasion. So there's issues. We should just make it like that arena that scans your face and then charges you two bucks.

No, surveillance state. No. Wait. Why? Makes us so easy. We don't want to... He's like, instead of, we should just make it more efficient. He's like adult trick-or-treating panopticon.

Everyone... Yeah. We'll be able to know who's trick-or-treating and who's not. And then we'll know if it's equal or not. I feel like we've left you out in the cold. What do you want to talk about today? Oh my God. I think...

I think she wants like a fascist surveillance state that is at gunpoint forcing adults. She kind of has been advocating for a fascist surveillance state. I'll be fascist. No. No. What do you want to talk about? Do we need that? No.

Do we need a fastest on your questions? What do you want to talk about? Let me know what they're about and I'll see if I can get behind it. I have drama. Oh. I do have drama. Okay, buckle up, ladies. So I'm hanging out with my girlfriends.

Okay. Super in Ludwig. Are you a lot? And we're hanging out. Super T.F. Yeah. Okay. And we're hanging out.

We're talking. And, you know, Ludwig leaves town a lot. And I don't like being alone. And Sea Dog VA stays at our house all the time. We have part-time custody of him. Right. And so... And Iron Mouse has the rest of the year.

Yeah. So he's staying in our house this weekend. Ludwig's going to Vegas. And so I said... Wait, what? Why? For Evo. He's playing...

I know, but like, why is Seedog not going to Vegas with him? You just here? Why didn't he take him to Vegas? I don't know why he didn't. That's such a strange relationship. I don't even understand that. I think C-Dog is on his way back from Puerto Rico. And maybe he's tired.

And I think it's just a stopover before he flies back to Japan. No, no, no, he's here for like a month. Oh, what? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's, okay. I mean, maybe he just didn't want to go. This is my roommate.

Yeah. So anyway, he's staying over. And so I said, I said, am I going to be alone this weekend or is C-Dong going to be here? And Ludwig said, sea dog's going to be here. And I said, great, because I hate being alone at night, especially. Me too. And then he goes, he's like, Sea Dog's going to be here. And then I, for the record, am being funny.

Some people who call this a red flag. I call this good sense of humor. Kill yourself if you think otherwise. Yeah. Just die a slow, painful death. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Go on. So then I said, I said, are you worried about me and Sea Dog having an affair while you're gone? Oh. Because that's such a preposterous thing to say. I do think it's funny. That's a funny thing to say. And he goes, no. And I go, okay.

But he said it like, what the fuck? Well, no, it's fine. This part's fine. Because like, obviously me and C dog aren't going to have an affair. Oh, obviously. Obviously. It'd be like you and me having an affair. Yeah.

Seedog's not going to happen. Wait, but like, were you, like, were you partially like a little offended? No. No, because why would I have an affair with C. I will say that Cedog is like the exact same kind of white dude that Ludwig is. Right.

He's just like the British version. Yeah. You have a eyelash. Can I credit it for you? Yeah, sure. But make a wish. And you do love Harry Potter. So, like, maybe he's like Harry Potter Ludwig.

Oh, he's Harry Potter Ludwig. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm not going to have an affair with Coddardt. Harry Potter Ludwig, but not gay. So then. Wait. Is Ludwig gay? Oh.

I don't know, but he's kidding. Also, I feel like Ludwig does have like a polycule of men. Yeah. Yeah. So it's, I don't know if that would even technically be cheating if you like her double squeaks or C-dog Yeah. It's just crossover. Yeah.

I agree. So then, so then I'm on my period. So I'm like, guys, let's get Hot Fudge Sundays for McDonald's. Right, of course. That's right. And as men, what do you say? Yes.

Yeah, but I prefer to go to Dairy Queen. Okay, but it's closed, idiot. Okay. Then we can go to the house. Wait, hot Foy's Sundays is closed? No, Dairy Queen's closed. Okay. But if a woman, me as a woman,

I want a hot fudge Sunday, your answer is. Yes, and I'll pay for it. I'd like to go to Dairy Queen, but is it, is it, is it, is it going to try that? Close. If it's open, can we go? Yes. Okay. That's actually what I wanted.

I wanted to dip cone from Dairy Queen with it closed. Okay, Dairy Queen is closed. Well, yeah, if it's the only option, let's go to McDonald's. And Hassan, you say, I can't eat hot for Sundays. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm washing my figure. No, are you fucking stupid. You're so, McDonald's.

I would also say, oh, fuck, McDonald's is BDF. I would also say McDonald's B'd say McDonald's B'd say, let's a, no, let's, Big Bonald's. It's different. Okay. Local spot. We have a lot to unpack here because Asa San, you're just wrong.

And I need you to know that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I want you to make ethical consumption part. I don't care about ethics right now. It's all hypothetical. He's bleeding. A woman is on her period. Thank you.

She wants a sweet treat. Thank you. Say yes. Yeah, even if it's Starbucks, you son of a bitch. She wants a breakfast sandwich of Starbucks. Disgusting. Do you understand anything? No.

You say yes. Okay, whatever. I said yes. All right, got it. Don't whatever this. This is more important than anything you've ever done. I can't believe you would even suggest anything otherwise. If a woman is on her period and she wants a sweet treat, you join you don't have a choice. You don't have a choice. Okay, so who didn't join? Super TF, the dumb virgin. Wow, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what I said to him. I said, have you never been laid?

Yeah. I said have you never talked to a woman? Wait, what happened to the Connor dog? We'll get there. Okay. Wait, but I'm a little confused. Why does it? everyone have to join on the parade? Like, why can you just go with Connor? Oh. You're going to get killed. In the pet in the cutie penitcon, you're going to be marshaled to the town square.

He's going to get on the bus and it's going to guillotine me. So you're saying why does everyone need to join in on the sweet treat? Yeah. Okay, so you think I'm fat. I, that's what I was thinking he was thinking. You were thinking she's fat? No!

I don't think I'm fat. You're not fat. You're beautiful and natural. He's fat. You think I'm fat. That's why he can't go. So I go like this, Hassan, I say, I want a sweet treat. You say, no.

I say, oh, I don't want one then. I'm not getting one then. Okay, great. Let's watch Netflix. He's the worst. I know this is how he would be, too. Because I've been in the same situation with him. And he would be this way.

No, Hassan, you get it. And even if you take two bites of it, you just fucking get it. fucking selfish bitch. Okay. I'm the selfish bitch. She's right, isn't she? Uh,

yes. Because otherwise, you think I'm freaking hippo over here that wants ice cream at midnight. That's what he thought. Oh, it was at midnight?

Yes. Oh my God. Super Dieff is so well within his balance. I am so on his side. He's not. So I teach him. I teach Super

that he has to say yes to the sweet treat. Right. It's true. No, everyone says yes, so we don't get it. And if we don't get it, that means I'm freaking Tubbo-McBubbo over here. It's true. And everyone can hear me coming down the hallway. Well, it's not true, but it's true.

That's what they would think. You keep saying true. No, she's not Tubbo-Mikin. Cuddy, you're not Tubbo-McBubbo. You're not Tubbo-McBubble. I thought, in fact, yeah, I thought you're incredibly skinny. So continue. So we get our sweet treat. We order it from not McDonald's because I didn't know they were BDSM.

Got a frosty. I get a frosty from Wendy's. From Wendy's. Safe. And I and then and then super is in the bathroom. He comes back out. He's like, I'm type of diabetic. The sweet treat hasn't come yet.

And I'm running out of my pump. It hasn't come yet. So then he comes back in and Ludd. He's going into shock. He's like, have another sweet treat. He's like shoving it down his gullet. Do you think I'm fat?

I'm so sorry. Ludwig comes, Lud's sitting with me and then Super comes in the room. And I go, Good news, Super, eight minutes until the ice cream that you didn't want is coming. And then. Also, you were still pushing it. It's already coming.

Which is valid. And you're well within your right. I already paid for it. It's on the way. Yeah, you're on your period, which means you're the dictator for the duration of the period. Yes. Yes. That is how it works.

So then I said we have eight minutes. Bloodwick goes, oh great, I'll go do the dishes. I said, no. But you didn't even drive to the McDonald's for the street tree? No, they ordered it. Oh. No, pick up. Or ordering the ice cream is crazy.

It was a little sad. But I needed it. I'm not going to lie it. Guys, I needed it. Can I say you are beautiful and natural and I agree with getting the sweet treat, but not driving to a drive-thru to get ice cream is crazy sauce. Yeah, because it's going to be melted.com. I was having cramps.

I didn't want to get in the car. I'm with her because I don't eat the ice cream until I get home. Oh. Why would I eat it in the car? It's a waste of because it melts. Melt. Have you guys ever had ice cream? No, no, no, no.

They're not fat, kids. This is what I do. No, no, this is what I do. Guys, when ice cream melts, it's an entirely different thing. They're not fat. I don't eat it when it's melted. I don't either. And not even a good one.

No, I take it, I go to Dairy Queen, I drive home very quickly. I put it in the freezer and then I wait. No. No. You've changed the consistency. It's not. And then you've frozen again. Freezer isn't an option, unfortunately.

What are you talking? I have to do it because I have to be in bed and I have to be ready for bed. No, that is the, that is the, that is the food equivalent of skunked beer. You can't do it. Or microwave and chicken you don't even know what skunking beer is. I need our audience to sound off on this. Do you know what

skunking beer is? You have no idea. If you pull the temperature of beer down and let it come back up to room temperature, the taste of beer is like ruined. Yeah, I don't feel that. You didn't know that with coffee too? Like there's a reason why cold brew tastes different than like ice coffee. Because it's brewed cold.

I've never noticed. Have you ever microwaved, like, have you ever made coffee, okay, and then it got stale or it got cold? Mind that you microwaved it. It literally scientifically does not, by the way. Well, I don't know what science you're getting into. No, no, no, I'm not even kidding. Like, when you do that. Okay, Bill Nye.

Let's let her. A woman is speaking. Yes. So anyway, Ludwig says, I'm going to go do the dishes for eight minutes. And I said, no. Why do you why are you Okay listen I've been on board for this Why can't he do this?

I'm on my period I don't want to be alone Yeah for eight minutes For eight minutes I don't want to be alone So why don't you go sit there while he's doing the dishes? I can't get up my cramps Yes

She's I'm in a whiny mood I'm insufferable She's getting rid of I would never say that Okay keep going I would never think that You're not alone

Super's here And then Super's here and then Super goes hi and then I said shut the fuck up super is super like a guy that you like when you're on your period like you feel like you want to bully him super even when I'm not on my period I want to bully him and so

and so then he's like super's here and I said are you nervous if you go to the dishes that super and I are going to have an affair you rinse the same joke yeah because I'm funny get used to it what we like to call in the business

a callback right and then And then he goes, no. And I'm like, so then, so now I feel like picking a fight. So I blew Super. Super, get that dick over here. No.

They ate fucking limp-ass dick. I'm about to give you a McFlurry. Ew, I hated this. So then I say to Ludwig, I say, is there anyone you're afraid of, like, is there anyone you would be afraid of me having an affair with? Right. And he goes, no, which is fine. We have a very trusting relationship, of course. Like, you know, now we're outside of the joke.

He says, no. And then I go back into the joke. I say, not even Harry Stiles. Oh. Harry Stiles. I love him. Yeah. As much as I love Dylan O'Brien.

I love him, too. He's just not very threatening to me. And then Ludwig said verbatim, and I wrote it down, because you guys know I exaggerate. sometimes. He said, I don't think you could pull anybody that I'm worried about you having an affair with. He cut

your head off. He said, I don't think you could pull anybody that I'm worried about you. He said, I'm not going to lie, he seismic tossed you. Wait, why did he do that? That was... Because... I think he hates me. Well, she was rinsing the same joke, and then he

rinsed her back. So now... I don't even know if we called that. That's a side of a toss. That's a tsunami, bro. That's not a ring. You hit you with a judo. Now I get a free pass on Harry Styles. Is that what you negotiate?

To prove a point. Harry Styles, I know I don't look that great right now if you're watching. Actually, that you look great. You look for fresh and healed. I'm not on my period anymore. You guys don't have to do this. But it doesn't matter. I always say this about you.

Well, Harry Styles. Get a minute. Yeah. Harry Styles, if you're watching, which I know you watch every week. Did you guys talk? Talk about getting a hall pass because he said he couldn't pull anybody? Well, no. So then I did what I should do.

And I called my girlfriend. So I called slime. And I said, slime, can you believe what he said to me? And slime was like, I can't believe he fucking said that. Right. And slime was like, you could get anyone you want. And Ludwig hasn't been himself lately. He's been stressed.

And I said, that's a really good point, slime. And then I called my other girlfriend, Nick. And Nick was like, you think you could pull Harry Styles. Wow. And then Nick called me ugly for about four minutes. That's crazy. That's insane. So I had a bad Sunday night.

Your life is so traumatic. And now I'm going back to rehab. See you guys in a month. Oh, God. Well, I'm not on the World Cup, by the way. Do you know that the World Cup is like bankrupting Vegas because the most common parlates just quickly are like players hitting a certain number of goals? So like Mbopi, Messi, Rinaldo.

And, like, all of them have hit for the World Cup already. So Vegas is paying out, like, billions. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. Sorry. I was just going to say, ladies, new tech, if you want to get in a fight with your boyfriend for your own entertainment, ask him if you're hot enough to have an affair with Terry Stiles and see how he responds.

Do you guys believe in, like, legitimately? Because I feel like you're at a stat, well, certainly he is, at a status where, like, the Hall passes of celebrities could be attainable. And I'm curious, like, do you believe in the concept? Outside of the bit? No. What famous gay man do you think you can bang? Do I think I can bang?

I'm not going to reveal who, but we, I know why he's asking this question. No, no, but theoretically, like, do you guys believe? Did you bang someone? No, I didn't bang anybody. In the process. No, I haven't been. No, no, no, no, no. Channing Tatum.

No. It's Harry Styles. No. If you get Harry Styles before me, I will be upset. I dibs him. I would. What? You would be mad at me if I fucked Harry Styles?

Dibs. That's not how that works, cutie. You can't dibs things like that. Dibs? You can't dib something that you can't acquire. If it's true love, you can't. If it makes you feeling better, I think he'd probably want to sleep with you over me. What do you mean?

Probably. I mean, I don't know his, like, is the, like his deepest dark. his fantasies? Maybe he wants fuck me. Maybe that's one of them. You think Ariz has the deepest darkest fantasy? I don't know. Fuck Austin show. Honestly, my whole pass would be Ina Gardner. Who's that? Barefoot

Contessa. You could. I don't think you could. Wait, the chef? Yeah. Actually, now I'm hurt people, hurt people because I just told you you can't have an affair with Inna Garner. Yeah, which is I mean. So you're right. Hall Pass would be. My whole pass. I don't want that. Harry

Stiles isn't my whole pass. Wait, I thought that was the whole point of the story. No, the whole point of the story is my boyfriend called me ugly and I got mad. Wait, so who's your, who's your hall pass? I don't have a real hall pass. I don't think hall pass is a real. You said that your hall pass was Harry Styles. You looked at the camera and shouted out Harry Styles and said,

that's not my hall pass. And you also called dibs. Why are you calling dibs on not your hall pass? Okay, fine, no dibs on Harry Styles. Okay. I'm going to fuck Harry Styles. Wait, now I'm jealous. Yeah.

He wants to get dog down. by a big dog. Speaking of your boyfriend, Love Big, I keep scrolling on Twitter and gay Twitter keeps recirculating pictures of him and I in a bathtub.

You put him in the bathtub. I know I put him in the bathtub. Why is that my fault? Well, it's not your, I'm not blaming you. Why are you so mean to me? No, I'm too ugly for Harry Styles. No!

Has nothing to do with that. You only will go to Dairy Queen with me. No, it has nothing to do with that. Okay. Well, on that note, ladies and gentlemen, the VRF podcast has come to an end, and I appreciate all of you for taking me more seriously today, for being in a suit.

We are going to continue on to the Patreon. Patreon.com slash Fear and have a wonderful rest of your day. For the record, no one's having an affair. No one's... It was just a bit. It was a bit. Nobody's cheating on anybody. I talk for entertainment.

Actually, you know what? It's not a bit. Spread the word. I'm having an affair with Harry Styles. Oh, God. Spread it. See what happens. Yeah, this is...

Peace. Okay. See you on the other side. Patreon.com slash Fier-N. Kill my head. I just need like a thing. Is she based out of JFK, LaGuardia or Newark? Which one? I don't know.

LaGuardia, she's probably a Delta girl. She's a Delta. Can you text her? Or JetBlue girl? That'd be awesome. She's hitting that direct to Long Beach. Yeah. And my mom just work at JetBlue, so we would really like her.

But she's not flying Mint because she's a socialist. But Mint's the best. I know. Men has a life flat beds, but socialism means coach. That's not true. I fucking fly all of them. Well, you're a champagne social. Whatever.