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Episode Date: March 10, 2025

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with iGaming Ontario. Whoa! Wait! That's crazy! Put that down. Oh my god. I'm foot farming. Yeah, good.

You're blushing! Ha ha! That is so hot! I've never seen you blush! Test, test, ready? Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, yeah, that's right. You thought you were going to do the introduction. You don't get to do the introduction.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, ambies, we have a really special episode of the Fear Am podcast. We got some of the crew back. And also you might've noticed that we have a very special guest here today. Joining us is Tara Yumi. Yes. Thank you. Welcome to the podcast, Tara. Thank you so much. Thanks for having me.

I'm super stoked to have Tara here. I said your name correctly. I did not mess it up. We just actually shot her Sequencer show on YouTube right before this and and you messed her name up. Well, it's because I Don't say yes I use that one too. Did you know that he speaks English as a second language? Yes. Incredible. She did because unlike you, she knows the excuse.

Unlike that, yes. Also, unlike you, she did her research. You've known me for what, a decade almost, and you still are shocked by this. No, I've known for a long, I mean, I've heard him speak Turkish very good, speaking Turkish and English. But I'm just like, my God, brilliant English speaker, yeah.

No, I always compliment him on his ability to speak English. It just comes across a little racist when he says it like that. If you close your eyes, do you ever hear a gay Donald Trump? Yeah. He was like, very good at speaking English, you know, fine English every time. I'm not racist. I'm not racist, I'm actually good at speaking English. I'm fine English every time. I'm not racist.

But I'm not racist, I'm actually Lebanese. I am, I'm a Middle Eastern. Yeah, you wouldn't. I miss this. Would you be able to tell? No, maybe I'm racist for that. Well, see, I mean, we're all, maybe a little bit. Okay, I miss this.

I'm just saying. Yeah, Tara, I took a week off. So I work the whole month. What I do is I work a month and I go take a vacation. Okay, I, I. Yeah, I, I, Tara, I took a week off. Oh. So I work the whole month. What I do is I work a month and I go take a vacation. Okay, first of all. That's great. Which is the gayest thing anyone's ever done. That's number one.

I'm proud of them. Number two. Yeah. He, what he says, when he says he's like working hard or working in general, the collective total of hours worked for Austin every month is like, you know, give or take what seven hours? Yeah, I Mean look, there's a lot of there's a lot of I'm not judging. There's I know period

There's a lot of there's like a lot of pre-production, you know that goes into it They don't see a lot of the behind the scenes work I mean, it's our a little bit of estrogen on the set and I miss her gay. Yeah, it's so nice. You ham it up when you're with us, you're like, oh go Vikings, oh. Yeah, you get a little bit of estrogen on set, there's some periods. I was so excited that you were coming on the set because we have been missing a feminine energy. Right. We really have. You know, and it gets really homophobic when there's no women No, you want to give an example well, I mean like an OSHA violation do better well they cut out most of the moments

You know what I mean? So most of the moments I mean there are several different hate crimes Because we keep those yeah, if I hit him with a really good one, that's staying in. That would never get cut. Yeah. Do you have a big gay following? I think so. I didn't think I did and then I did a, I like dropped a line of zoomies and I did a meet and greet and most of them were gay men. Well not most, but like it was like girls and then gay men. A line of zoomies. Explain that to me. A line like no No, no, no, where zoomies? like the store

Yeah, you know zoomies no, he does yeah, he just didn't remember Like Tilly's. No, he does. He just didn't remember. He just didn't understand. I don't know why I've done this. I'm just wondering. He's 27. I'm 35.

That's like your time Zoomies now. Okay. Oh, there he is. Oh my God. It's those little baby tees. They have little slogans on them. Wait, I need one of those. You want one?

Yes. Do you wear little baby tees like crop tops? Not often, but I would. He's got some friends. I do have some friends that wear baby tees. Oh yeah, sure, whichever one you want. Yeah. Baby tees. Okay, yeah, sure, whichever one you want. Yeah. Baby tees are apparently popping.

The reason why I know about it is because my merchandise people, Will's merchandise people are the same company, which I have some little drama about that as well, I'm gonna talk about in a second. But they were telling me they wanna do baby tees, like for the new line of merch that we put out. Well, for women, but also men can wear them as well. Men should, I think baby tees like for the new line of merch that we put out. Well, for women, but also men can wear them as well. Men should, yeah.

I think baby tees for straight men. Do you? Yeah, baby tees on men look great. I don't, you know, I haven't worn them that much, but I think I'll, you know. Which one do you think, can we pull that up real quick? Yeah, can we pull some out? Which one do you think resonates the most with you?

Let's do it, let's do it. Which one do you want? Let's see, flirting is my day job. Okay. That one says fatherless behavior, except my dad loves me job. Okay, that was his fatherless behavior. My dad loves me Okay, I do like the fatherless behavior one. Are these the three? Yeah. Okay. Let's see rock stars ruin my life Ruin my life. Yeah, I think fatherless behavior matches me the most even though I do have a good father No, it says except my dad loves me, okay's what it says on the bottom. Oh, I didn't even, I thought. No, it says except my dad loves me.

Oh, okay, that's definitely me. She wasn't. But I do feel like I have, I exude fatherless behavior sometimes. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, you know? Oh yeah. But you know how I knew, when I asked you,

do you have a good gay following, it was almost rhetorical because I knew. And can I tell you how I knew? Yeah, I'd love to know. I was in London and I woke up in the morning when we knew, when we found out you were coming on the podcast. When we knew. When we found, well, you know, through, you know. Feels like you're pregnant with me. When we knew. Like you're expecting. So I, I woke up and they had, we said, oh, Tara's coming on the podcast on Sunday. And I

was in London and I wake up next to a man and I said, he happened to be gay. Ah! Yeah. Right. And, um. He was having an existential crisis because he wasn't gay. Yeah, so anyway, so he's like, oh my God.

Really? Oh my God, you need to be on the next flight. Yeah. That makes me so happy. I also did not realize at the time, I jokingly said, we have to find a new gay because Austin took a two week sabbatical because that's what happens.

It's like, dude, it's like when you have like- Something very gay. Yeah. We're telling what you were doing. Yeah. I went to a RuneScape convention. You know what RuneScape is? No, what's that?

It's a gaming convention. Oh. Yeah. It's about the same age as Zoomies. No, it's about the same age as you, actually. It literally came out either when you were born or before. 2000? You were born in 2000?

Yeah. Iconic. I think it's 2004. I love that. 2001, okay. You were one. I was one. Yeah, so that's how old this fucking game is, and he used to play it, and he loves it. Well, okay, so I went out, the convention was one week,

and then I was like, I need a weekend at the gay bars. So I extended my trip by another week. I don't think I've ever been to the gay bars in London. They're good. Are there a lot of them? Yeah. Are they in Soho? There's some in Soho, there's some in the bank area,

I don't know where it was, but I just went there. And they're fun. A lot of dancing, a lot of gay people. Fun. It was fun, do of dancing a lot of gay people It was fun. Do you like a good gay bar? I love I love any kind of bar club scene anything with dancing. I'll do okay I love that okay. That's good. That's really good. That's good. She throws parties. Oh my god Why haven't I been in I mean you know what we just met? You're more than invited. I've invited you so much. He never responded to me. I have been invited I am 33 years old.

That's OK. I go to sleep by the time she's throwing. There's people of all ages. Yeah, but by the time you're throwing the pot, I'm sleeping. No. Like 930, you'd be sleeping? He fell asleep at every dinner in Japan. Really?

Every two weeks. OK, I was waking up at 4 AM to stream American Time. Brother, I'm just telling her. Okay, that's different. You are an early to bed boy. I go to bed at around 10 so that I can be asleep. But you make it for 30 minutes of the party. Yeah, but then it's like, you know, I'm just there for 30 minutes

and it's like a whole car ride there. There's an expectation that I have to drink. He's the oldest man in the room. No. Well, that's just like, that's what's going on. Every once in a while he cuts loose. I do. And then he's hungover.

If they come, if you guys come, will you come? Yeah. To the next one? Really? For sure. Okay good, I'll be expecting you. Yeah, I'm on this huh? I'll be expecting you. Yeah. No, no, no, you guys are obviously invited,

but I didn't know to invite you. No, we're the party anyway. Okay, got it. He's dead weight most of the time. It's true. I'm just kidding. I'm dead weight. I'm just kidding. I cut loose, I went to Stavros' show on Friday night.

Nice. You know Stavros? Stavros, he's a good friend of mine and a good friend of all of ours, actually a friend of the show. He's a very famous comedian now. And I say this because when I was pulling up to the parking lot, he closed out the Orpheum Theater. And it's a fairly sizable place.

I mean, he didn't sell out, but it was pretty much maxed out. He's a stadium comic now. And 100%. But what I saw when I drove into the parking lot is what made me go, oh my god, you're like actually kind of famous now is weird. Um, there were couples that were attending, which shocked me. What do you mean like cup? What do you mean? Like, you know, boyfriend, girlfriend, like couples go to comedy. I know, but it's like,

Stavros is not like, uh, like it's more so it's, it's the couples are basically dudes bringing their girlfriends to be like, it's more so, the couples are basically dudes bringing their girlfriends to be like, this is the fucking piece of shit that I listen to for every week. You know, his style of comedy is very- I see what you mean. Is dude friendly.

On the hometown spectrum, I get it. So going from a podcast called Come Town to being like a normie comic is crazy. We're losing to her. Yeah, sorry. I'm listening. I'm so sorry, we also have severe ADHD. No, that's okay, I'm listening.

She knows, I was all over the place when we were in her car. Yeah. I was. What? What is that? What are you talking about? That came out really bad. We did a show, getting stuck.

Stuck in a car with Tara. And there were people walking by and I was just like always fucking looking around. Not good. Do you drive around during that? No, we park. We're safe. That's what I thought too initially.

I thought that would add a new, that would add a cool dimension to it. There are people who I let drive my car if they ask. Very few have driven the car. Okay. Oh, I was. He's a terrible driver anyway. You wouldn't want him to drive.

I think three people have driven my car. Who's your in your car? Vinny Hacker. Okay. Vinny is a Grecian god. He's good at everything. He's so gorgeous. Ross Lynch. Don't know who that guy is.

Oh, that was like a good... That comes up tomorrow, right? Who's Ross Lynch? Ross Lynch, he's a famous guy on TikTok. He doesn't know. No, no, no, no, no. What kind of content does he do? Okay, I see him.

Do you know him because he takes his shirt off on stage? He... Wait, yes. I see him on stage. Don't give him up. Oh, sorry. That's not what he's Don't give him a... Oh, sorry. That's not what he's known for. He's a musician.

Yeah, but he was... He's shirtless a lot, and there's people screaming. He was in the Troye Sivan video. Oh, yes, where he... Rush. Yeah, no. Oh, shit. You don't know who Rosalind is, old man.

He was on Disney Channel, that's how he started. He was in Austin and Alley, in like, Teen Beach movie. And then my friend Rob Rauch drove my car. Oh, okay. Who's that? Oh, are you kidding me? Rob? Yeah.

Stop. You know? Yeah. From where? From your show. He was on Love Island. Yeah, I knew that. I was just testing you.

He did not know any of the stuff. He's a big Love Island boy. He's lying to you. He doesn't know. You have Vinny though. I, Vinny, oh yeah. Now Vinny and I were in 100 years stuff. He's lying to you. He doesn't know. You have Vinny though. I, Vinny, oh yeah. Now Vinny and I were in 100 years together. We were in a room together.

We know Vinny because he's very hot. That's how I know him. He was the first person to ever be in my series. Yeah. He started it. Yeah, he's an incredibly attractive man. Yeah, I don't like it. Why?

I don't like it when dudes are that hot. Why? Look, you're one of them. Right. That's bullshit. Now the frustrating thing about Vinny Hacker is, he's also very nice. Why I don't like it when dudes are that hot why? Thing about Vinnie hacker is like he's very nice. He's got his things that he's good at Vinny is good at just everything Everything. Okay. Why don't you be his best friend? I mean he's offered. I think they know he has I think the age difference is too much That is a problematic age gap best friend. It is a problematic friendship a problematic friendship age gap. People would think I'm his older brother or his father or something. You do have a resemblance. No. Whoa!

Wait! That's crazy! I'm foot farming. You're blushing! I've never seen you blush! Hey Will, you got some money, don't ya? Oh, I have plenty of money. Credit cards?

Debit cards? They're everywhere though, Austin. They're bursting out of my trousers. Well, Will, Will, Will, Will, you need to get yourself a place to put them. Oh? How about a Ridge Wallet? What? With over 50 colors and styles, Ridge Wallet isn't just functional, Will, it's personal.

But Austin, I have 12 cards. You have 12 cards? Yes. Wow! That's a lot of cards! Could it expand to hold all those cards? Of course it can, Will! It holds one to 12 cards? Oh yes, just the perfect amount because you have 12 cards.

Oh my gosh, but RFID scanners are everywhere. Will it protect me from that? Will, that's not to worry. They're RFID blocking. What? But what happens if my rowdy lifestyle ends up breaking them? Eh, doesn't matter because it's backed by a lifetime guarantee. I know. I know.

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It was platonic Somehow you were doing a full day of athletic competition and Vinny took his shirt off for volleyball. No, no, but then my shirt came off. I don't know how. But you made it sound like you guys were just in a room together and it was like... No, no, no. Anyway, something... Was this happening? No, no, no. Something... I don't know how it happened, but it was a him and I thing. Because we were the only ones with our shirts off. And shirts off and he's like we got to get a photo

Yeah, and I was like, oh my god, you kidding me. Come on, you know so we get a photo and then he then he posted on his story and I'm like, oh my god, that was such a Was a wow that was your story that was it. I Like thank you. Yeah, thank you. You know, but you know what that meant you see she nails We needed a girl on the podcast cuz you get it, they didn't get it. Went right over their head. I get it. You knew, shirtless photo, post, story, moment.

She's much more supportive than Cutie is. Yes, true. Because Cutie made fun of you for that. Wait, but I get it. You get it. It's exciting. Thank you, thank you so much. If a hot guy posted with me on their story

with their shirt off, I'd be like, are you kidding me right now? Yeah, if you both had their shirt off, I'd be like, are you kidding me right now? Yeah, if you both had your shirt off, it'd be like, oh my God. I mean, especially if she did. Especially if there was boobs involved. Yeah, well, you know. There was some drama that I wanted to address initially

with Will. This is a rare moment. So as I alluded to earlier, we have the same merchandise company, Warren James, and Will's merch is coming out soon. It's out. Oh, it's out already? It's out.

Wait, since last night we started. Oh, it started last night. You would know that if you ever. I know. Okay, well, I'm gonna explain to you why. That's the drama actually. Yeah, no, that's not the drama. The drama is we have the same like photographer,

the same team and apparently Will said, I stole his shit, his vibes and his style. For sure. That's what you said to them. 100%. Bullshit. 100%. That is the most insane thing I've ever heard. But go ahead, explain it.

Say your piece. Say your piece. Say your piece. Sometimes this happens. Say your piece. Say your piece, Will. My piece? Look at your style timeline. You went from wearing like plaid on like Hawaiian paisley to dressing like me. We don't talk, first of all, no, I don't dress like you.

Secondly, we don't talk about the COVID years. That is- They were rough, aren't they? That was rough. That was different. He thinks he was ugly during the COVID years. I is they were rough. That was rough. That was different. That was he thinks he was ugly during the COVID years. I see. No, I definitely show a really bad photo. He wasn't ugly, but he definitely I gave up. I'll be honest. Yeah. Yeah, please. Just look up Hassan piker 2020. Or no, not 2020. Where is it like 2021? Images.

Long hair, so pale. Oh, there it is, there it is. Boom, right there, far left. There we go. Okay, that doesn't count though because that was like a before and after photo. Yeah, but that was the before photo. That was the before photo.

I know, but I'm saying like, if you want to see my style, it doesn't show. It resonates. I don't think that's, oh, that kinda. I don't think that's bad. You trailed off there. Yeah. Yeah.

What is the... Why is it in Japanese? No, that's Chinese. Well, yeah. So what do you think Tara? I prefer your style now. Yeah, no, it definitely Improved I don't know why you're taking credit for it, but it is that I commented your style earlier today Listen, I would say that I didn't totally change your style, but I certainly influenced it in what way

That's taught you. What was good This is insane is it but? But it's OK. You can take credit. Whenever you go shopping, who's with you? Silently influencing from the background. I can't go shopping with them, Tara. Wait, why? Because I walk out there like I can't go shopping.

They buy too many expensive clothes and I'm cheap when it comes to clothing. So like, I just can't go shopping. Tara, he bought a show for a, our shirt for a big show in our industry called the Streamer Awards. And then he was at it. I was there. Oh, wow.

Well, this is where you guys met. This is where I met you? Yes, but years ago. This is like 20, like two years ago. He bought a shirt and very famously, he kept saying there was a smell. Yeah. And he wore it to the event

and then returned it after he wore it to the about it I bought a well, this is the way I can't go shopping with him the last time I went shopping He's not allowed a store. I bought a $10,000 outfit or The streamer was I can't go and I bought a shirt and it stunk like what like Bo Oh, and yes, and one of the My worst nightmare is smelling like one of the, my worst nightmare is smelling like BO. Yeah.

It's my worst nightmare. He told everybody. And so I had, I wanted, so I was telling everybody at the awards, I was like, how do I smell? If you smell something, I want to let you know I just purchased this shirt. And it smelled like, it smelled like BO

and I will be returning it. I just want to let you know this is not my smell. It's whoever tried it on before. They tried to dry clean it. Anyway. Did you not notice the smell before you left the house? No, I did and then I complained and then they dry cleaned it. And it still smelled?

Well, they got it out and then it started unraveling over the course of the event. And so, yeah, eventually I had to change into, I had a backup shirt that I changed into and it was a whole drama. It, yeah, it was a whole drama. So anyway, can't go shopping with them. He's not allowed at the store.

They have a photo of him at the store. Can't do it. At the store that says like, do not let this man in. He is a menace. Cause he made a big fuss about the whole shirt situation and returned it. I'm a little incredulous that you don't think I've had any influence on your style. Of course you have you've Of course, where is your style influence from?

um, I Don't know. I always say if it's like if Marilyn Manson and Paris Hilton had a baby Okay, you know, it's like why 2k more black than pain. Yes Yeah, like our era. Yeah. Like the time when we were trying things out. This is now fashion. Around that time though,

I was wearing a lot of like really tall jerseys. Oh yeah. Swing heads and Tims. I was getting Echo Unlimited. Yeah, that's what I was wearing. Wear Fubu though. No, I didn't do Fubu, but what's going on mom? Oh yeah, she brought you guys gifts from Turkey.

But also, what was I gonna say? We're talking about, oh, Echo Unlimited. I had these insane dragon pants that like where the dragon would just like go all the way from the back. It was embroidered and Have a good dragon. Yeah, apparently yeah echo unlimited, you know, those are those are in fashion again Yeah, that's what I've heard what the kids are doing So like is your style like what would you describe it as like in terms of like? Yeah, but like, is it?

Any kind of alternative, honestly, I just have an idea. Yeah, I have an eyebrow piercing. So I think that's the one. I love those. Those are so cool. See, you go. That's is pop. I love those. Yo, I'm awesome.

He's popping off. Sometimes I'll put a little guy liner on okay everyone And I can't get it off. That's the problem it takes forever So I put it on a makeup remover. Maybe I've tried that and doesn't work. I don't know I'm just like you know just dipping my eye and wait wait you dip your eye in it I don't know how to get it. I think if I could get my eyeliner off this much Do you do it every day? Do you get off every day? Yeah? I take it off every night I rarely wear makeup like in my videos I feel like it's just for more like, stuff like this.

Yeah. I don't have makeup on. Yeah, okay. But I take it off. Well, I'll come to you for a recommendation. Sure. Yeah, I mean, a Neutrogena wipe will really do it. When I went to that Streamer Awards, I had a guy line around for like three days afterwards because I couldn't get it off.

Oh, that's what happens. I was like taking a towel and like just trying to get it off. When Johnny and Jake did me up, they made me emo. Yeah. That didn't come off from my face either. And I used makeup remover. That's what I'm saying. I used it a lot.

That's so interesting. I think the one that they used was just crazy strong. I don't know. If it was Johnny's, it might've been waterproof. Yeah. I'm guessing. I used Neutrogena. I used all the different kinds of makeup removers. It didn't come off.

And I had the fake tattoos that also wouldn't come off after showering. Mine don't come off either. Yeah, well those are real. Yeah. How many tattoos do you have? 18. Wow, that's cool. I've never gotten one.

I think I'll get a tattoo though eventually. Really? I don't know, maybe just right here. What do you think? Sure. On your ribs. I don't know. That's like the most painful place.

Okay, where's like a... I just want it to be sexy, that's all. Okay. What are you gonna get a tattoo of? I don't know. When is this? I'm open to suggestions. When did this come?

I don't know, I just thought, I saw your tattoos and said, wow, I think I'm gonna get a tattoo. Wow, I'm influential. Yeah, very much. He's trying so hard to be cool in front of you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it's working. He sees what I'm talking about. This is one of those hate crime moments. He's going to keep doing it. That's okay. The more you feed into it, the more he's going to get this way. What would you get tattooed? I don't know. I just, I don't know. Maybe like a

I don't know, like with a, I don't know, with like a just a little like on the teeth just one like one tooth that's just a pride. I don't even have a skull and bones. You know what I'm saying? Like skull and bones and like one little tooth that's a pride. Are you a pirate? I feel like it's like a pirate tattoo. I know, but just like a little bit. We're going to workshop it.

Yeah, we're going to workshop it. Alright, who has topics this week? I do. I have a lot of topics Give us a top first before I have a story to before we get into the stories before we get into the topics We're Tara is now, you know replacing cutie Cinderella on the show. It's not a big deal and as a as a Present. Oh, she has brought us Cool stuff chickpea cookies. Oh my god. The first one is baklava, but it's like it's a

Iranian Persian version of baklava, which has like is very rosy so you can try that. What are you doing? No, that's full Thank you so much. Did you make this? No, I bought it from the Persian market I did not make it. I did not make it. It's in a plastic container. Could you imagine? I thought, well, maybe her packaging is just, go ahead, may I? Yeah, of course. Oh my God.

Okay. I'm excited. Now the baklava's all right, it's not like the best, but this one is really good, I really like this. I'm surprised you like that one, Hazard. I'm not like the biggest, maybe I'm just not a big sweets fan, maybe that's why. And also it weirds me out that it's made of chickpeas.

Will doesn't like sweets either. I get chastised on the internet so much. I don't like sweets. Because I'm not a sweet person. I like a chip, give me a Taki, give me a Hachiko, give me a Dorito. Yes! Give me Goldfish, I don't care.

Do you get chastised on the internet at all for this? No. Like I'm very anti-sweet breakfast. Oh, I don't like. Do you get chastised on the internet at all for this? No. Like I'm very anti-sweet breakfast. Oh, I don't like waffles or pancakes as much as I like like an egg frittata or like a... Thank you. Yeah, or like... Everybody on the internet's like,

you're no fun, you're... And I'm just like, I don't, it's not... I'll do it, but I need something savory with it. See, that's what I'm saying, me too. I will order like a salty breakfast and then like a hot pancake on the side. Before you get in there, this is chickpea cookies.

You wanna describe what they are? Sure, there, this is chickpea cookies. You wanna describe what they are? Sure, yeah, it's chickpea cookies. And they usually come out during Persian New Year. It's like in a week, it's on the 20th. So they have them right now at the Persian market. And it's very like. Negruza.

Yeah. My mom is charming in. Hello, I felt rude in. Introduce myself. But it's really good. I really like it. They're very powdery though. Once your saliva hits it, it tastes like, it's almost like a peanut butter consistency. It's insane. Oh wow. It's very weird.

It tastes like, the trippy cookies taste like a uncoravie soup. We have a type of cookie in Turkey. Uh oh. I know what that tastes like. I know, it's a cereal. Fruit loops. Fruit loops. What? It does taste like fruit loops! No way! That is a fruit loop. Wow, it's a cereal. Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops. What? It does taste like Fruit Loops. No way. That is a Fruit Loops. Wow, it's literally Fruit Loops. Really? And that's so good.

Well, now when I think about them, maybe. It is insane how close that is. No, it's exactly Fruit Loops. Like the milk and everything. No, no, but it's not. Let me try it. Me as if I've never, like I've tried these every single year of my life.

I'm like, let me try it. It's a hint. I gotta think of Fruit Loops. No, it's all the Fruit Loops. It's exactly Fruit Loops. If I were to post the Fruit Loops. It's exactly Fruit Loops. If I were to postmate Fruit Loops, you know what, I will. Oh my God, it just tastes like the milk.

Oh my God. It's so good. It's identical. Mark, you want one? I'm canning. I'm bringing Fruit Loops in. But do you see the consistency after it's like peanut butter in your mouth?

It's really good. This is like a cup of tea. We'll do that. This is bomb.. This is like a cup of tea. We'll do that. This is bomb. In the, behind the paywall. Okay. So yeah. Thank you Tara.

That's very nice of you. For giving us these wonderful gifts. I have some things that I wanna talk about. Well I have a story. You wanna start off with your story? Go ahead. Sure, I'd love to tell it. Oh, tell us about your airport story. Is it, did I? You, sure. I'd love to tell it. Tell us about your airport story. Did I clock it?

You did. I talk about planes a lot. We talked about this earlier. He immediately started talking about planes. I made fun of him. And then he went on to describe to Tara how he... What was the word you used that was really funny? I'm an aviation enthusiast.

And I really like airplanes and also. No, I like something about the airports. What did I say? Something about the, I like the airport scene. Yeah, that's what he said. He said, I like the airport scene. That's crazy. So I almost got stuck in the UK,

I almost got arrested. For what? So I went through security, and I put my bag through security, and then I look at my bag and it's being detained, like sectioned off, and they're all, they're all huddled around, they're all chatting, and I'm like, okay, you know?

They're like, whose bag is this? And I raise my hand, they're like, we need to speak to you over there, we need to speak to you over here, and the security manager pulls me over and he said, sir, very serious, we found something in your bag that we believe to be as very dangerous, and you could be in some serious trouble.

I said, oh my god, what is it? And they say, sir, we looked at our scan and we believe that you have packed a grenade in your bag. And I went. What? Okay. Hello, I'm what oh my god thank you so much is this Turkish coffee well select first. Oh, thank you so much Yeah here take it Take it take it take the whole thing. Yeah. Thank you here. You choose first Tara. Oh, no you guys go ahead It's your guys's job. Do you do the audio listeners? My mom just came in and dropped a bomb in here

Amazing five Turkish coffees, what is happening? I need, can you get the door? I don't know. This, we are off the rails. I'm paralyzed unless you select. No, no, you guys go ahead, please. That's crazy. I don't mind. Do you want a coffee?

Yeah, sure. Thank you. I'm doing the purple. We got, this is going to be very, yeah, my mom dropped a bomb of five Turkish coffees. Yeah, sure. I think I'm doing the purple. We got this is going to be very thank you. We yeah, my mom dropped a bomb of five Turkish coffees served on a copper platter with some like kind of sesame treat thing that I don't even know what it is, but it's amazing thing.

I think and also gift in the form of prayer beads. That's amazing. You don't count it like a rosary? You do. Amazing coffee, my Lord. This is a Turkish coffee. Did you choose one? I don't mind, I'll just, any of them.

Thank you. Ah, I have one. Thank you so much. Thank you. What is that? Oh, it's just Turkish delight, but it has sesame on the outside. It's beautiful. Wow. Wow. Wow, this is beautiful.

This is so pretty. Did somebody pray before this? Or do we pray with it? Or what does it mean by prayer beads? No, it doesn't come pre-prayed. A rosary usually will say, I know, okay, it's fine. Hail Mary. It's okay.

Thank you. Thank you, Ana. Thank you so much. Reminds me of my mom. Yes, she loves being a host. Austin Show, do you know that I went to go see Luca Donchic and the Lakers play? No.

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SeatGeek just click the link in the description to download the app and have the code automatically added to your account So you can use it later. Thank you, SeekGeek. So anyway. Can I guess what it is? Your grenade? Don't. I want to get to it.

I knew you were going to guess right. So he says, sir, this is very serious. We found a grenade in your bag. And I said, a grenade? What do you mean a grenade in your bag and I said a grenade? What do you mean a grenade? Yeah. And I went oh my god my cologne. Yeah. So I have a cologne I have spice bomb by Victor Rolfe that is shaped like a grenade. You brought it to an airport? And I yeah I brought it through security. I said what you had before right?

Well in the United States I go through every week with with a grenade in my bag, and it must just be a normal American thing They're like us a second-memory brother, and they're like sir we we have to don't do this again It's crazy. Yeah that they actually thought it was a grenade and the reaction was We have a problem Yeah, they didn't immediately tase you. No, they still had to search everything. Right. So there they are taking out the entire, everything out of the bag, my underwear,

everything is spread all over Heathrow Airport. And- Everything is spread? Well, I mean not everything, but yeah, so it was- That's the most Lebanese you've ever been really yeah wait with getting stopped at the airport yeah I get stopped all the time to you go do you all the time yeah I really yes maybe not my looks my last name maybe what do they stop like what what TSA they just put me aside for a random selection all the time really yeah Do you get stopped a lot, Hassan? His name's Hassan.

Yes. I've never been stopped. Well, yes. I thought it was like, there's a viral clip that Tara has seen as well of me coming to that realization that it's actually not normal, because I genuinely thought bomb swabbing you every time you go through. Really?

Mine's not every time, but it happens quite often, where they randomly select me. Back in the day, it used to be every single time I passed through the full body scan, they would always stop me, take me to the side, and then GSR swab me. Unlucky. That's what I thought.

I didn't even think I was unlucky. I just thought like, oh, it's normal. Like it just happens like a lot. And even when we were coming back from Japan, they would like pull me to the side after I passed through the extra security. You going to that little white room? No.

What is the worst experience you've ever had? When I was purchasing clear, sorry to interrupt you, I was purchasing clear and they asked me a bunch of questions. Keep going, sorry, I may shut the door. Yeah, wait, hold on. Back to your story, TSA. It was when I was purchasing clear, they made a whole fuss about it

and asked me if I knew certain people. And I was like, what do you think I'm, I just wanna buy clear. You knew certain people? Knew certain people, they were like, do you know these people? And it was like, really like mugshots and stuff. And I was very confused.

Like the FBI's most wanted? I don't know, I don't know what it was but it scared me. They have a photo of Saddam Hussein on there. He's dead but it doesn't matter. Do you know him? What confused me was because it was really Middle Eastern names and then they gave me like, and then it took me to a machine, like the clear machine.

And then the clear machine, they asked me, they even asked me if I knew my dad. Like they asked me for my dad's name and I was like, oh yes, but my dad doesn't have clear. So I'm like, I was confused maybe in their system, my dad's my dad. I don't know. Well, they will ask you certain questions based on like,

if it to prove that you know it's you, I think, but not from the FBI. Dude. Not on the FBI's most, but they'll ask me like, were you ever associated with this address? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Were you? Do you know this person? Do you have a car insured in this with this company? Yeah. Yeah. It's like Yeah, the way yeah, it's I'll tell you guys this part I finally got my TSA clearance and it took years Like I I applied for it many years ago.

And for some reason, they just held it back. Don't know why. Some reason. I don't know what it is. Let's not be stupid. I'm not making any speculations. But I got it back. And when I finally did my interview

to get the global entry TSA pre-check clearance, they literally brought up everything, including the fact that, like, including my arrests, like not even prosecuted, just like arrest. Like anytime I've been arrested, they just like, how many times have you been arrested? Oh, it doesn't matter. OK, the fact that the fact is like, I was, it's not the point. The point is I wasn't even prosecuted for it like I didn't even go to court over it like even if I they showed up the arrest is like a like a charge I've never been around and it was and it was more than 10 years ago is in 2014 when I got arrested for drunk driving even though it was you know they they threw the case out because

I wasn't drunk but it doesn't matter. Like the fact that I got arrested for drunk driving was enough for them. Like it got dinged in the system and they were like, well, it's okay technically because it was, you know, a decade ago anyway. And I was like, but I didn't, like I wasn't drunk and I didn't even get prosecuted.

Doesn't it show in your system? And they were like, no. We'll ask the questions here. Yeah, no, they literally were like, no, it still says here that you got arrested for it. So they were treating it as though I. Listen, Hassan. Yeah, it was not nice.

Do you know any of these people? They didn't make me do that. You hate traveling. Hate it. Really? Why do you hate it so much? It takes forever and I have really bad FOMO. So I'm like, what's going on? Like when I'm gone, I'm like,

I feel like everyone's doing stuff without me. Really? Yeah. But I feel like when you're traveling, you're going to something exciting. Like it is the moment that you're going to. You know what I mean? I know exactly what you mean by the way.

I mean, you are, you do live in Los Angeles and there's always things happening. It is the happening place. So when you go away, but is it when you're like, what if you're going to like New York City or London like a big city you go in there but on the plane I'm like I'm wasting six hours of my life yeah it feels like a waste I feel I can't sleep yeah oh I can't sleep on a

plane either I I can't so that my plane time is like I finally get to unplug for a second and not work I buy the Wi-Fi. Yeah, I'm like, what's happening? Yeah, I'm always on the way. I get I get very panicky because I'm always like tracking the flight. Make sure we're, you know, stable and everything. You and your aviation. I'm such a I'm so I'm such an anxious person in general. So it's a fantasy that one day he'll save a plane.

That is. So I do stay awake for that. You know what I mean? Just in case. Just in case you got to land. He knows he knows how to fly a plane. Oh, really? Yeah? Yeah, I do. You have 20-20 vision? Yeah, at least I used to. I don't know what happened. I haven't had it tested in a while.

That's his biggest fantasy though, is that one day he'll save a plane. His biggest fantasy is a 9-11 style situation where he is the one who... No, no, no. ...doesn't do 9-11 but saves the plane. I mean, look, let's be... I would never want that to happen to anybody. If there was a pilot that passed away, that'd be tragic. Right, but you wanna be the hero.

But I would be there. Always vigilant. And I would say my online name. You know what's funny? Do you have any weird social fantasies like that? Like you saving the day or like a moment that you're, like you're the hero. No. No? Not really. Is that like a, is that a weird thing you're the hero. No, not really.

Is that like a, is that a weird thing to have? No, many, many guys have fans. I feel like maybe it's a male thing. It's a very gay thing. I always used to have a fantasy that like, I'd be at a Jets game and for some reason, like eight quarterbacks would go down and there's some bylaws.

And you had to save the day? They could take a player from the audience or something and be like, hey, throw a football. I can throw a football? I can throw a football. That's crazy. That's awesome. That's even worse than mine.

What? Mine's a little bit more realistic. No, it's not. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. Mine's more realistic. Eight quarterbacks, two pilots. Come on.

You think your fantasy is more realistic? The only thing between me and my fantasy is like a bad salmon dish or something like that. You know what I mean? Between him, it's like eight Achilles. You know what I mean? The fucking flight marshal will tase you before you even make it near the cockpit. I made my feelings bear for you to save you. I get it.

It's unrealistic that it would be Will out of all the people in a football stadium I'm sure there's a fucking D one He doesn't know the playbook I'm good for the system. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you're right You you know, you know, you have topics. Let's get on. Let's give Tar some of that Yeah so One of the things that you guys might've noticed is that Tara is from a different generation than us. And I thought it would be kind of fun

to do a deeper dive into what it's like to be on TikTok and to also, you're not a TikTokker, you're a YouTuber, but like you did blow up on TikTok. So I wanted to ask you some questions and then gauge the reactions of Austin and Will here. Okay. I mean, we're definitely more in tune. And maybe you guys can also pick your brain as well.

First and foremost, how do TikTokers make money? Yeah, I was wondering that. Right, well, I don't know that much because I'm not a TikTokker, but I know that some of my friends are on the creator program. So if you I don't know that much because I'm not a TikToker, but I know that some of my friends are on the creator program, so if you make a video longer than a minute long, if it's your own content, like your voice and stuff,

you do get money from that. Also audio deals, different company, and it's not directly from TikTok, but different music labels will pay you to use their songs. That's how people make money. Brand deals, but everyone knows that. Yeah. Right? Is it really lucrative for the big ones?

Are they making like, how much would you say the top TikTokers are making just from TikTok? I literally couldn't tell you because I'm not on the creator program. I have no idea and I don't ask my friends because I'm nervous. I'm like, are you guys doing better than me? Yeah.

Well, I mean, you don't ask, but can you tell? I mean, without like- You could tell some of them are probably caked up. For sure. Like, you know, if they pull up in a Lamborghini, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I feel like everyone that does TikTok that I know also does another thing. I'm not super close with someone who only does TikTok.

I got you. You know what I mean? Okay. But I do know they can live off of it pretty well. Yeah. And there's apparently a new meta out there that is an old meta that they revitalize. TikTok has a thing called houses

where a lot of content creators get together and they build a house. Oh, yeah. And right now, the hottest house out there is the Bop house. Austin, do you know what a Bop is? Yeah, Bop is somebody that, I'm so don't don't help okay why did you look at her and say I'm so sorry well because I feel like I'm gonna butcher this and I apologize I want to apologize to your generation okay I feel like you're representing your generation

you're not older by saying you're an ambassador for your generation I mean we're not you and me we're not so different. How old are you? 31. Oh. Yeah. That's about the same age. Yeah, they're both older than me. Not in heart.

Then what's the bop house? Go ahead, I know what a bop is. A bop is like somebody who, I actually think this is what it is. Okay. Is it like, it's a sexual thing? Austin, don't ask questions, just explain what it is. It's like somebody who like sleeps with people like you're a bop like they're a bop They should jump off. Yeah, oh my god

Wait, so it's just like a we get fucked house Sorry, I was crude but Yeah, well, I know I know but um, but yeah, but I don't do you know is a entire house comprised of only fans content creators Yeah, well I know I know but um, but yeah Bob is a entire house comprised of only fans content creators Yeah, and apparently it's like the hottest thing right now. One of the content creators is named is Sophie rain you might have seen Sophie rain stuff on tik-tok. You definitely have not seen Sophie rain Well, I mean her pornography. No, no, she not do porn. Oh Only fans right? I don't know. I mean Does she not do porn? No. No, she does OnlyFans, right? All right, I don't know.

I mean, she does like, Ludes and Nudes. Okay, Ludes. Okay. Oh, so like you, you're a fucking bop. Yeah, he's a bop. Oh my God. I know Nudes, but very close. Ludes.

Yeah, he does Ludes, he's a fans Ludes. I sell them. Yeah, you're fucking bop, dude. No, she, Sophie Reigns is famously a virgin. Okay, but I, does she have OnlyFans? Hold on, let me look this up. Yeah. I don't know.

I'm out of the rap game. I will say, you guys are like choosing me to like represent this generation, but I don't know much about the bop house. Oh. It's a little far for me. You would love the bop house. You should go to visit.

Do you think that they would have? Do you think? I think so. You think? No, there's a game. They seem go to visit. Do you think that they would have? Do you think you could be a gay bop? I think so. You think, no, there's a gay- They seem like nice girls. There's a gay bop house. There is a verified Instagram account. Marge can you pull that up?

Called bop house is verified with 421,000 followers. Let's look at some of the content that they're putting out there. See what it's all about. Wow. It's so nuanced. it could be about anything really. No I think you don't know there maybe they're discussing just click on a random one. Yeah so it's in Miami. I think they're discussing Israel Palestine in that one.

Look at that one. Let me see what they have to say. Asian house thinks they're gonna pass you and followers? Wait there's a wait wait wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, what? So there's a bunch of houses that are like different. I didn't know about that. This is like the horny Harry Potter. I don't know if, you know. Okay, so you don't know a lot about the Bop House.

I don't know. I just know Sophie's probably a nice girl. She DM'd me, invited me to the Bop House, and I couldn't make it. Why do you guys think I would be invited to that Bop House? It's your Bop. Well, yeah, but like, what would, like, look at their own, like, I just don't fit in there. We can put you in a little banana. Yeah, you can be in a bikini. I mean, I get, oh yeah, yeah, but like, what would like look at their own, but like, I just don't fit in there.

We can put you in a little bit. Yeah, you can get a bikini. I mean, I get, oh yeah, sure. I think the bop house needs a gay man. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I don't think they're fans. I think the bop house. Maybe a series of content videos.

Dude, oh my God, a 31 year old gay man hanging out with 19 year old bop. Only fans, content creators. There's like, hey fellow girls. There's a gay, there's a gay bop house. I've seen it on my TikTok. Oh, there is. So you know about that one.

Yeah. Well, I don't know. I've seen their clips. I don't really have to investigate too much. Gay bop house. Look, look, I haven't. Look, they want to see what Austin is looking at. When you're in the gay, the gay world is very small.

Yeah. So like, yeah, it's very small. Like everybody, not everybody knows everybody, but like. It's just more. It's just more BAPAS. They're, they're bopping. Oh wow. Will you have a business? I do have a business. I sell hot sauce. You sell hot sauce. Now, what if I told you there was a place to sell that stuff online? What? stuff online. What? Mm-hmm and nobody does it better than my friends at Shopify. Oh Shopify. That's right it's home of the number one checkout on the planet and the not so secret secret with shop pay that boost can convert the fuck.

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Anyway, I've seen this group that they call it like a gay bophouse, but yeah, the gay community is very small. So if you're in the gay algorithm, you will like so much so that if you're I'm not saying if you're seeing my clips you're gay but if you're seeing my gay clips you know I got like some really straight guy at the gym came out to me he's like yo bro you're gay like you were talking about twinks or something on your tik-tok and I saw it came across my feed and I was like brother I got news for you yeah I got news for you so yeah're gay. Yeah, I was like, I got news for you. So yeah, it's just very small, small world. So the Bobhouse just came on my algorithm.

The gay one. The gay one. Okay. Anyway, more questions for Tara. I mean, we are giving her stuff that she has no idea. No, I know. I know. But she still knows better than, you know, Austin.

True. So that's- Oh, so this is your quizzing me and then, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, got it. That was it. Those are the two questions I had. Wow.

Okay, well- Wow, that prep work was- You do get ready with me's? Sometimes on my YouTube. Do you think I could do a get ready with me? Yeah, absolutely. Cause I feel like if I were to engage in like TikTok content like that,

cause I post my podcast clips. I feel like if I were to engage in like TikTok content like that because I post my podcast clips I feel if I were to engage in TikTok content like that. It just feels like I don't think I would fit in with it Get ready with me to go on the podcast. They go on the podcast Start with being shirtless. Is that like I don't do that I'm just saying I would probably do that. Yeah, do that. Yeah. Do you have to do things to be able to get ready for them?

Because Austin doesn't do much. Oh, no. I feel like I do enough. Yeah. Like it's like. Get ready with me to go to the gay bar. Yeah, do that. You should do those.

Yeah. Get ready with me to go to DC Pride or. Yeah, that's so fun. WeHo Pride or something like that. I feel like people would watch that. Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe I'll start doing get ready with me.

You're never going to do. I'm going to get ready with me and they're going to cook me on the podcast. We are going to cook you on the podcast, but you're never going to do it anyway. Do it for Patreon tier three subscribers. I'm just pulling up some things that I wanted to talk about. I had another thing on TikTok that's become a thing that I was fascinated. Marsh, I'm sending it to you now. This is stick talk.

Stick talk. Yeah, go ahead and pull the second one. Yeah, this is what I've been digging my time into. Let's take a look. Dude, I'm all over stick talk. OK, so what this is. Oh, I know what this is. Collecting and reviewing sticks on TikTok.

And it has exploded. I have no interest in bops. But what I do have interest in is that tiny nostalgic piece of me that when I was a little boy and I found a perfect stick, that shit was coming home with me. And these people have taken it to the next level. Let's pull up some of these talk. But what makes a good stick? Are you kidding me? That's a good. Thank you. That looks like something Gandalf would carry that. I feel like that's you can't even call it a stick at that point. It's like a tree. Okay. No, no, that's gotta be fake. That's a tree. Okay. No, that's gotta be fake. That's a tree. Yeah. Oh, that cat did not find that

stick. There's a lot of fake stuff going on at Stick Talk. I'm realizing. Whoa. I'm sorry. We already have a scandal. I mean, look at that. Is Stick Talk AI? No. No, no. This is a real community. Okay. And they're vibrant and they're, and you know what? I wish more communities were like stick talk, right? Okay. There's nothing cool about this. There's nothing sexual. That's what you think. They're just people finding fun and interesting sticks.

Okay. Wait a minute. Stick nation. Wait a minute. What's happening? Oh God. Is he doing a third? Oh, sword stick.

That's a good stick. Yeah. Whoa. So as a kid, did you ever grab a good looking stick and come home with it? Because I did it all the time. I didn't spend much time outside as a kid. I feel like you're an indoor kid. Kinda.

Yeah. Okay. What did you buy the pool? But okay, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. Okay. Go to that one to your right right now. Right now. More more.

What is that stick? That's a cool stick. Almost looks like a bee's nest. To your right right now right now more more. What is that stick? That's a cool stick almost looks like a bee's nest So my question to you guys is if you were to create your own subculture on the internet I think I know what yours would be what would be your talk Yours would be flight talk no no no I think of something a little bit better Gays, would it be he talked to talk no? I don't know what I would think of it obscure Tiny thing do you have an interest in tiny? Can I start with mine? Yeah chips on a sandwich? Okay I think there's something magical about the pairing of chips with a specific sandwich to create a new art form

What's your favorite chips on a sandwich if you had to to, what's your go-to chip on a sandwich? Zaps Voodoo Heat. Those are so good. Thank you. She gets it. Even though there's a generational divide, Zaps Voodoo Heat, I would probably put that on a bami. On a what?

Bami. What's that? It's a French, pull that up Marsh. It's like a French. It is a French Vietnamese sandwich. So it's a French roll. Oh wow. What kind of? It's the only good thing that's ever come out of colonialism.

And it's like marinated carrots and a marinated Vietnamese vegetable with jalapeno and usually a brisket. Yeah. And it's a 10 out of 10. But the meat quality is usually not like, it's not supposed to be like good meat. No, it's like subpar. Supposed to be an affordable sandwich.

Yeah, it's like subpar parts of pork that you normally wouldn't consume on its own, mashed together in like a salami type almost. Yeah, it's like a brisket. Yeah, it's delicious. That's incredible. And the bread makes that sandwich. And the bread it's incredible. That would be my talk. And the bread makes that would be my talk. Everybody share a piece of yourself.

Okay. My my tick talk would 100% be no, no, no, no, no. It would be Ottoman Empire talk straight up about like what the world would look like if the Ottomans came to the gates of Vienna and those fucking Polish did not actually push them back. Okay, the winged hussars That's crazy. They sell animosity for the Polish thousand years later the winged hussars. Yuck. Okay What would that look like if they went all the way? All the way to the UK and we were just one Turkish Empire. Yes, like the entire thing was just the Ottoman Empire

I think that would only be you on that talk Yes, like the entire thing was just the Ottoman Empire. I think that would only be you on that talk. No, come on. No, no, no, no. Come on. The Ottoman Empire is fascinating for- You watched like Ken Burns Civil War. What are you talking about?

I do watch that. Okay, so what would be your talk? You'd be on Ottoman Talk. I was gonna say World War II talk. Okay, you're gonna sit here and throw rocks at his Ottoman Empire talk? World War II is far more fascinating. It happened like last's like 70 years ago

1070 speak on it. There's people that post about I went I was in England I visited the Churchill the Ottoman Empire was around in World War. Okay. Yeah. Well anyway Whatever it was almost done. You are shitting on his special. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know World War two talk. There we go Dangerous that he goes sideways real quick. Tara if you haven't understood, World War II talk. There we go. World War II. That could go dangerous. That could go sideways real quick. Tara, if you haven't understood, I'm an old soul. Yes. He's got a bops body and an old man's soul. Dean Martin was my top artist on Spotify last year.

Oh, okay. Who was your top artist on Spotify? Lana Del Rey, I think. I don't have, you know what? Controversial, I'm not Spotify. I do Apple Music. That's okay. But they do a rap too. I do Apple music. That's okay

They do a replay or something and I my top one was Lana Del Rey Mm-hmm. All right, I think it's because I listen to it when I on the plane when I go to sleep. Yeah Oh, I also had Dean. I had Dean Ariana was in there and Ronda. Yeah and chapel Yeah, I need to know I don't know I need to think I need to think because I have so many interests, but I don't think any of them are niche and small enough that it needs a TikTok. She said World War II, don't worry. I mean, that's not niche at all.

Yeah, don't worry, I've, yeah, bar's down here. You have to have something that your friends are like, why are you so interested in that? I guess I don't talk about it, but maybe like fashion throughout the centuries. I should like the way fashion develops. I used to love watching like, why are you so interested in that? I guess I don't talk about it, but maybe like fashion throughout centuries. After like the way fashion develops. I used to love watching like, there was this, I don't even know who did it, but it was like,

a hundred years of fashion in Iran, a hundred years of fashion in Turkey. It was Eugene at Buzzfeed and I helped with those videos. No! Yeah. Wow. I was at Buzzfeed. Those are one of my favorite videos to watch on the internet

and I re-watch them all the time. I set up the lights for those. No way! Wait, that's so cool! Yeah, I love seeing how things change. Have you ever thought about taking a trend and just like, just coming out and just bringing it back? Seeing what happens, just starting it again?

Like really far back. I wanna do that. What do you wanna do it with? Samurai gear. Oh, no. There is something that needs to come back. Type out trench coat, Nosferatu. Oh, I know the-

The Victorian trench coats that are like from Bloodborne. I'm telling you, you wear these out. No, no, I'm fully on board. Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes! No, I love those. I feel like I've seen a song on one of those.

Yeah, I have something somewhat similar to that. Not a dry seat in the house. I've literally been looking for that. The trench coat that I got in Japan has like the cape thing on one side, but it doesn't have it fully and I love it. That's cool. And I've been looking for it. The other thing that I love is a zoot suit.

What's that? Zoot suits were the... So in like the 1930s, 40s? Yeah, I think that's Zoot suits were the so in like the 1930s Yeah, it was considered a sign of wealth to have a bunch of extra material on your suit No, no, but then they would make these are they make the suits far too big Yeah, to show how wealthy you were that it didn't matter Cropping no, no, but then it became but California specifically, it became a sign of like criminal activity. So it was made illegal.

Yeah. Oh yeah, cause the mob would use it. Jake bought one for a video that said like breaking a hundred rules or something like that in California. That's pretty good. He has one of those. Yeah. You gotta do without the fedora though.

The fedora is giving a little bit like. No, I know, but I just, I really love the zoot suit. I wanna bring it back. Like I wanna be the guy that just only wears zoot suits. What would you like to bring back? Um Tramp stamps. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're so sexy. I think they're already back though I think a lot of people you should get a temporary tramp stamp. No, I I think tramp stamps are so sexy What is your tramp stamp? It's just like a broken heart with a bunch of like flame not flames But like I guess more like little squiggles.

Nice. I don't know how to explain it. Nice, now where are they? They're like right above the crack. They're lower back. Lower back. Lower back, yeah. Yeah, mine's right above my crack,

and I feel like the ones that have come back are a little bit higher, like my roommate has one a little bit higher on her back. You don't wanna go too high though. No, mine is really low. So I can't hide it if I'd like to. Yeah, no, I think they're so sexy. Is that why you got it that low?

So you can hide it? No, because I want it to be like traditional tramp state, like Y2K. I grew up with that. That and the whale tail when you used to hide the thong. Yeah, I love that. That is back for sure. That is fire. Okay, can I tell you something I used to do in junior high, which was hilarious and evil?

When girls would do that, we would take our locker off our gym locker and go up behind them and snap the lock on their thong. So it was like hanging out. That's horrible. These girls would have a giant gym locker attached to their thong. Will! That was very funny. I was 13!

Okay. Yeah, right. It's okay. At my high school, my middle school, they had Slap Ass Friday. I'm like, that's a slay. What is Slap Ass Friday? Yeah, it was horrible. I, at my high school, my middle school, they had Slap Ass Friday. I'm like, that's a slap. What is Slap Ass Friday? Yeah, it was horrible. I don't know why these things existed. Did you just like, slap your ass? No, like guys would come in like, slap girls' asses.

It's horrible. Oh my God. That's bad. Sexual Assault Friday sounds insane. When I was in school, we had, when I was in eighth grade, around that time, we had this thing called Sack Tap. I know what that is, too.

Yeah. We had Suck Your Straight Friends Saturday. That was horrible. I know what that is. Yeah, we had your straight friends No, no middle schools like brutal slap ass Friday terrible Point during PE. Oh, yeah, I remember like God. Where did you go to school the valley? Oh gosh You got pants I got panced in middle school Well, the seniors my freshman year of boarding school Shit out of me. They were all my clothes off to the point Rob was One and all I had was my squash racket and I had to walk back to my dorm was just my school

But they started trying to pants you and you got away. No, I was fighting them I was throwing bows so they just instead of taking it off. They pants. Oh my god her pants Jesus That's we don't we didn't do that in Turkey, but we just like I mean I got my ass beat Yeah, I mean like six seven people got beat up pile on just got the shit You never thought you were gonna die under like eight dudes No beating the fuck out of you in a locker room. I thought you party in we hoe. Yeah, no I Do but I've never gotten beaten up or anything. I I don't think I do fantasize sometimes about getting enough fighting not getting beat up I don't know like sometimes I I do feel like you know I don't think I because, sometimes I do feel like, you know, I don't think I'd,

because I did some boxing training with Will. Yeah. So I feel like I can land a good punch. I'm preparing for a professional fight. Very exciting. When is it? Are you open about that? Yeah, June 28th.

I'm doing it to raise money for cancer research. That's amazing. My cousin has colorectal cancer, so I decided to do it. And training's been going great. And yeah, he's going to, he's insane. I'm a mauler. I'm excited. Is it, can I watch it? Like, is it like, coming to Tampa? You can even go, you can go visit. Oh, he's gonna, he's insane. I'm a mall or I'm excited. Is it, can I watch it? Like, is it like, come to even go visit? Oh, it's like, it's in Tampa.

It's an event. Yeah. A lot of content creators. June what? 28th. Can I come? Yeah. Of course. Yeah. You are coming with us because you're a part of the, because you're a member of the pod. I do a segment every week called America Me Up. I try and find a very American story. Marsh, I sent you another story. I'm just going to let you guys look at this one now. And I'm going to let you gut react to it because I don't... For me to talk about it would really bury the lead.

Well, tell her what exactly America Me Up is. Oh, America Me Up is I try and find very... Scroll down. It was the one right above stick talk. Um... Make above stick talk. Make a stick talk. I try and find stories that encompass what it means to be an American and really kind of restoke that pride in a bald eagle. It originally started in our older podcast

called Fear and Mumbling where Will would educate me on American culture. Do you need me to re-sent it to you, Marsh? Oh, oh, oh, yay. Uh, yeah. It's called sex doll incident. Okay. Go ahead and pull that.

I love that China student burns inflatable girlfriend sparks fire after roommate returns early. So, um, this student burnt down his dorm. Oh, because to. Protect the fact that he was making sweet sexual intercourse to a blow up doll. How is this America me up? This is from China because an American student would never burn that doll. They'd talk it proudly. OK, all right.

I think there's too much Chinese propaganda. It's so we're trying to bring it and try to bring it back down. Okay. All right. I think there's been too much Chinese propaganda. It's so we're trying to bring it and trying to bring it back down. You're a South China Morning Post. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah. Now, famously, you fucked a couch. Well, I've also fucked a couch.

You fucked a couch. You fucked a basketball. I didn't fuck the basketball. What? Okay, so when we were every every like man, we're fucking an Agamemobject now? No, when men are young. What? No, no, no, when you're going through adolescence,

we tend to experiment a little bit. We just want to stick our penis in anything. A basketball? I didn't stick it in the basketball, I just rubbed on it. This topic is so awesome. I took a plastic bag. I was not, this was not like last year, this just rubbed on it. I also- This topic is so awesome. So I took a plastic bag. I was not, this was not like last year. This was a long time ago.

No, it was three years ago. No, I was like- He was maybe at like 20. I was like, how can I, cause when you're going through whatever, you're just like, I need to fuck something and I want to get it as close to sex as possible. I couldn't afford a flesh light, you know?

I was a teenager, right? So I'm like- They're expensive, Tom. So I was like, okay, so I like filled a plastic sandwich bag with like, with like more like a moisturizer. And then I put it between two couch cushions and I just, but I was a teenager.

Look, I was a teenager. Okay, my story is younger than that. I wasn't even a teen. I was like 10. I also fucked a banana peel. I was- No, a banana peel? I was looking for anything to get my rocks. Hey, you know what King? Respect so Mike I've moved on from my question to you Someone had caught you mid mid-objectional Coitus would you have set fire to it to protect your chastity? No, I threw it and I threw it in the trash can

I don't know. No, I didn't get caught. One time though, I did. I was, you know, I, this was before I admitted to myself that I was gay, but I was like, I'm going to try to, you know, do the, so I went to the store and I bought a cucumber. Whoa. We're not cutting this off. Yeah. This is a new story.

So I was so curious what it felt like. So I went to this. I was like, I don't know. You did booty boot camp before you did booty boot camp? I went and bought a cucumber and I was like, is this a... Don't girls do this? She's not going to help you. She's not going to help you.

I was so young. That's okay. I had to walk through the store. You were experimenting. And you didn't... No, okay. I had to walk to the store. You were experimenting. And you didn't even... No, no, I couldn't even... You walked to the store, purchased one cucumber? Yes, and I was so... What?

The guy in the register was like, no, that's the thing. That's the thing, I was so mortified. I was like, oh my God, he knows I'm trying to stick this cucumber up my butt. That's what I thought. I'm gonna be honest with you, he probably did. And so what I did was I was like, I need to buy something else. So I bought a bottle of water. Okay.

And a cucumber. No, yeah, after you get thirsty, you're sucking down that cucumber. That's crazy. So anyway, I got it back and I just didn't have the confidence. I thought it was... Did you eat it? No, I just... Left it in the refrigerator for your mother to eat? No, I didn't have the confidence. I thought it was did you eat it? No, I just I just No, I didn't use it no no

No, I just put it in the fridge and my mom's like why did you get a cucumber? I was like I just loved I wanted a salad No, you can't tell your mom that imagine tell your mom I mean cucumber that was supposed to go in my ass. I mean, well, she actually was shocked that I was gay when I came out to her. Oh, yeah. But to be fair, it is shocking.

Well, she kept telling, she kept growing up, she was like, oh, Austin's gonna marry a woman. He's just, he's like his father. How old were you? When I came out, 25. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was late. That is late.

But I was dating a guy for a long time before that. Okay. But I would tell him. My inanimate object, Okay, but I would tell him my inanimate object I remember I Jerk off into them you would wanted to know what a condom felt like yeah every guy Okay, there's probably another story that he's not even telling you every guy has a cuz like every person every every young basketball fucker. When they're going through this period of time

and their hormones are fucking raging, they certainly want to know what it feels like to have sex. Yeah, yeah, I want, yeah. You never had an inanimate object that you? Can't say. Do women not do that? Can't say I have. I don't know about an inanimate object. I thought it was like a shower head for women. Yeah, people do that? Can't say I have. I don't know about an inanimate object. I thought it was like a shower head for women.

Yeah, people do that. That's a big one. But you guys have so many more options. I don't think we do. Oh. Do you? Maybe, yeah, maybe cucumber? Yeah, that's one of cucumber, shower head.

Yeah. Electric toothbrush. Electric toothbrush. Yeah. Cell phone on vibrate. Yeah, cell phone. Yeah. Xbox controller. No. You never do vibrate. Yeah, cell phone. You never just-

Xbox controller. No. Never do that. Just get a second phone and just call yourself over and over. Say something controversial on Twitter and then put it on vibrate. Oh. No. Interesting.

Not me. Yeah, we're just sick. No, I get it. But it just, the basketball thing caught me off guard. A basketball? Yeah. I was like, I don't know how old I was, but I was not, I don't even basketball thing caught me off guard. Yeah. A basketball. Yeah. I was like, I don't know how old it was,

but I was not, I don't even think I was a teenager at that point. He just rubbed up against it and that was enough? No, I like laid on it and I like humped it. I used to hump with clothes on. I used to hump chairs. And I didn't do it to please you. I just really ironed it out today.

Hump a chair, how does that even work? Well, it was, I don't even know. It just wasn't, it didn't feel very, well, it felt great at the time, but. Do you remember when you were trying to be cool with the tattoo? Well, it was I don't even know it just wasn't it was it didn't feel very well It felt great at the time, but you were trying to be cool with the tattoo Well, look hey look I'm an open book yeah I'm an open book look I think eventually I did buy a pocket pussy right when I was I got a Visa gift card when I was a teenage

Okay, the first thing I did no I I couldn't do it in person. I'd ordered online Weren't you scared of it coming to the yes, so I ordered it to the local post office Do you were the nerdy Like I would not have even been able to figure all that so I did that and then I realized this I would not have even been able to figure all that out. So I did that and then I realized this, I should have known I was gay at this point cause I used it once and it ended up in my closet. No, pocket pussies are not great. Yeah.

Like that's not a good indication. It's just. I think me and my friends went to Spencer's when we wanted to buy stuff. We all went together. Yeah, with girls it's much more of like a team thing. Yeah, for sure. We all went together and I remember we would get each other for secret Santa. We would get each other little vibrators

Guys to is even weirder for news in general. I mean we've talked about this before on the pod like the Like it was a cutie who has says like the dudes jerking off together. Yes I knew about this there were guys in my grade that were jerking off together and I felt excluded. I jerked off with some friends growing up. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, it is bullsh- I never got- But it's only because- Yeah, that was never an experience, man. I don't even think that people do it now probably because like for me at least like growing up it was- Porn was so limited. It was directly- Oh, is that why? Yeah, we jerked- I remember the movie 13

Ghosts. My friend and I jerked off to 13 Ghosts because there were boobs in it and we were like we've got a Yeah, we can't have this opportunity That's one thing about my generation is unfortunately there's been so much access to like the bophouse Kind of yeah, I mean like just to like anything for kids. I'm like I remember I was on tumblr way too long way too young I just like you were looking at black and white pornography very tasteful very art. Yeah artsy pornography. Yeah. I just like. You were looking at black and white pornography, very tasteful, very artsy. Yeah, artsy pornography. Yeah, I feel like that. Yes, yes. Just a gift for you.

Yes, that's probably the first thing I saw. I feel like that goes in the furry stuff real quick too. What? I don't know, I feel like. On Tumblr? I have never spent any time on Tumblr. Well, no, Tumblr was for women. It was porn for girls.

Yeah, but from what I understand, everything I know about Tumblr is always like furry art. Oh, okay. Maybe now, I feel like back then it was very like hipster and like artsy and like- I remember I got- I think I have a Tumblr page.

There was a lot of fan fiction on Tumblr. It was always very clean. Marge, can you pull up Hassan Piker Tumblr? Let's see if there's a, because I remember like the Woke Bay era, there was definitely like a Tumblr. I wanna see is all the yeah all the girly pops that are like super woke are they were on tumbler damn it's still active there's like still wait I'm on your tumbler what am I doing yeah was when we dressed up as maids, internet studs. This is mostly me flexing.

Okay. Yeah, they don't have to look too hard for that. Yeah. Well, that's the normal episode, folks. That's right. Tara, is there anything you'd like to plug? Maybe our episode, but it doesn't go up for like another three weeks.

That's right. It's not gonna be out for another three weeks, but Tara, thank you so much for coming on to the Fear Rant podcast. Everybody, we have another hour, but that is gonna be up for another three weeks, but Tara, thank you so much for coming on to the Fearhunt podcast. Everybody, we have another hour, but that is gonna be behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and go subscribe. We'll see you there.

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Pop it off. I'm not ready for this. Yeah, pop it off. Okay, I didn't bring any shirts for you, but go to Willneuf Shop. You're welcome. Are you kidding me?