Fear& - Taylor Swift Controversy, Exposing Fuslie's LaundryGate & More | Fear&Eras

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

This week  @fuslie joins the boys to clear her name of her newest hygiene allegations(LAUNDRYGATE), other topics include Austin recapping his Taylor Swift Eras Tour experience, Austin breaking Hasans house again and more. Side note: QT unfortunately was unable to join us this week because she's dealing with some personal stuff and we obviously wanna respect her space and support her however we can so that's why she's not here. Please go send her your love for us ♥ Hope you enjoy this episode ok goodbye 🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand♥ follow our guest! ♥Leslie: https://twitter.com/fuslie✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod0:00 Intro / Fuslie new permanent host of the podcast!05:10 Taylor Swift stole Austin's hotel so he breaks into Hasan's house10:40 Austin's prepared defense of the situation15:30 Fuslie addresses her lies and reveals everything21:10 Will and Hasan are responsible for the water crisis in California22:50 Why Austin was chosen for QTs box out of everyone else26:40 SoFi is a terrible building, it took me 2 hours once to leave from a MCR concert28:40 Austin's transition to being a swiftie // Willneff and Hasan speak their truth33:33 The gang has very different break up songs 40:00 Aliens?44:11 Would you change your life is there is indisputable evidence of Aliens?48:00 Austin broke Hasan's door50:00 Fuslie stuck in the worst conversation I've ever listened to / Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah. Yeah, you missed it while you were playing. I didn't miss shit. I was playing Baldur's Gate. Yeah, you missed it playing. Listen, I met the love of my life, and she and I are in a committed relationship now. Karlak.

Oh, yeah. I saw the clip. Yeah. That's what you've been doing. Let me tell you what I've been doing. Oh? Dealing with perhaps the biggest diva that West Hollywood has ever seen. I don't know what that means. And this is a target-rich environment for divas.

God damn, there's historic divas out here. Oh, God. But Austin's show is... You must be talking about you, Leslie. No, Austin's show, perhaps one of the tippy-top. Uh-oh, here we go. Let me set the stage real quick, right as we start. But before I do that, before I do that, of course, I don't want to be rude.

Don't worry. I'm just here to apply on the wall. I'm here to observe. Ladies and gentlemen, we're back with another absolute banger of an episode, and we got... I was thinking like hostess with the mostest, but that doesn't count. That's not good.

Why does that not count? I don't know. Is it because she's a woman? Because you're not a hostess. Oh. I thought I was here to officially replace Cutie. That's true. That's right, actually.

We have Fusli in the building. That's right. Here to replace Cutie permanently. She didn't even know about it yet. I even have the Swifty. Yeah. I brought gifts. What?

You're better than Cutie already. Just kidding. Cutie used to bring gifts all the time, and now she doesn't. I'm sick of collagen. Oh, my God. Really? Wait, what does that do? Do I eat it?

It's so warm. No, those are not supposed to be warm. Yo, these are dead warm. Wait, do we mix them in water? I would say hot even. Oh, you just take it. It's mid by my belly. Oh my god, that's so cool. Wait, this is like 80, 90 degrees.

Let it cool down a little bit. The jelly's good, I promise. Wait, what if we all have like an allergic reaction and we just go into anaphylactic shock. I got it off TikTok. Oh, perfect. There's no way it gives me a good reaction. Oh, that's great.

Pink slime. TikTok never goes wrong. I'm going to see how you guys react to it before I take it. He loves it. We can't be allergic to collagen. We all have it. It's good for your skin. It's like being allergic to oxygen, right?

Oh, yeah. We all have collagen already. Right, we all have collagen in our skin, right? I could use a little bit more. Yeah, there's a little tear and then you just eat it. I'm a hypochondriac. I'm going to have collagen in our skin, right? I could use a little bit more. Yeah, there's a little tear, and then you just eat it. I'm a hypochondriac. I'm going to have a fake reaction on the stream. I'm just not.

You're such a dropper. No, you know what I mean? Like, I'm going to think about a symptom, and then I'm going to have the symptom. I feel that. I think about hives, and then I get hives. This is him beating the diva allegations, by the way. No, I'm not a diva.

I'm just being responsible for my health. Did you like the collagen? You know what? Fuck it. It's good for you. You're supposed to have one a day and then you're like, yeah. Hey, I'm going to turn it into the grape from Willy Wonka. Just don't eat it.

I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm not going to lie. It being body temperature kind of weirded me out a little bit. It feels like you're eating like, like a human's fat or something. Well, it was right. It's apple flavored. I know. Apple flavored human fat.

Warmed by my belly. We just had your belly fat. Which you don't have. Because you gave it to us. No, you're not on your fat arc. You're on your fit arc. I am actually on my fit arc. Are you? I was just saying that to be nice. Good for you.

I negotiated with my personal trainer. Basically, I have to pretend I'm struggling a little harder than I am or else he goes, that's too easy, and then he adds 10 pounds. That's tough. Austin would know all about that if he actually came with me to work out. I have one rule. When you stay at my house in my casa, did not know about this rule.

Come work out with me in the mornings with my personal trainers. 8 o'clock in the morning. For some reason, Austin's show also violated that card this rule. Come work out with me in the mornings with my personal trainers. 8 o'clock in the morning. For some reason, Austin Show also violated that cardinal rule. I mean, the Australian boys came from like 100 hours time difference. Okay? Did not know that this was a rule of the Hassanabi household. I've stayed here many times. Never heard of this rule.

Because you probably stayed during a time where I didn't wake up in the morning and train, but if it's one of the days, then you have stayed during a time where I didn't wake up in the morning and train. But if it's one of the days, then you have to come. Oh, it's always on a weekday. Okay. The rule is if you sleep here, you have to go to the gym. I didn't know that. He didn't tell me that last night until I broke the rule.

And now he's telling me on the podcast for the first time. Yeah, that's not true. I told you last night that I was going to wake you up. And you were like, you got very stern with me. So stern that I didn't even wake you up in the morning. Yeah, I was like. Even though I know you were up i was i was awake you were awake even though i can hear your 250 pound ass we need to get to the real diva allegations skipping the gym is not the real diva shit that's just what i wanted to start off defending me i wanted to

start out with light accusations only to move on to more severe ones. What did you do? Austin. I'm prepared. Let me set the scene. I'm not going to get. Today is not the day I'm getting walked on on the Fearham podcast. Okay. Yeah.

Let me set the scene. I'm going to tear his ass up. All the gays are going to be after him. Let me set the scene. He's losing the gays slowly but surely. He's down in the polls. Check the polls. Austin Schell comes to Los angeles and at the very

last second he says hasan i'm staying with you i asked to stay with you and i was like of course that's not a problem why i stay with you what changed what changed your mind about staying here because you usually often don't stay here you want to stay at a marriott connected hotel he said the gays have invaded West Hollywood because of the Taylor Swift concert. All the Swifty gays have booked every single hotel. Yep. It's true.

I did say that. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. Every, every Marriott hotel was booked. He could not find a hotel room. So he asked me last second,

if he could stay, of course I obliged because I'm a good friend. Yeah. Or I'd have been at the airport. Yeah. Austin, Austin came or on Will's couch. Yep. Austin came. He, he, he pulled up, you know, put his stuff down, or i've been at the airport oh yeah austin austin came or on will's couch yep austin came he he

pulled up you know put his stuff down went to the taylor swift concert immediately which is fine yep okay and ever since then he's been a menace oh no first night i go to bed at 10 okay taylor swift concert doesn't end until like what 12 1230. God damn the endurance on that woman. Yeah. The stamina. It's, it's unparalleled. Yeah. Can't debate that. Austin comes over.

He has the code to my gate. He has the code to my door. He has the, he has all the keys to get in here. He has broken into this house while I was away in a different continent before. That's how much experience he has with coming inside this house okay oh i don't know i said it like that phrasing doesn't matter we'll talk about that as well oh well wait for this defense okay okay comes in calls me at like fucking 2 30 at night okay i am deep in rem

sleep yep i'm honk shooing. I'm me, me, me. Yeah, sure. Okay. There's a little thing coming out of my nose. Okay. Good, at 2 a.m. I'm in my jammies. Oh, wait, Leslie, you're awake for this.

He wakes me the fuck up. Yeah, I do. He's like, I can't open your door. Yeah, because it was broken. And it's still broken. I'm hearing Davide outside. They're trying to engineer the situation. That's my driver. That's my driver. I'm hearing Davide outside. They're trying to engineer the situation. That's my driver.

That's my driver. I'm like, fuck. Okay, fine. Whatever. Boom. Open the door. He gets it. Okay.

Doesn't end there. Kaia's pacing around uncontrollably, doing little barks, like going, wolf, wolf. I'm like, what's happening? Why is Kaia doing this? She's a guard dog, obviously. That's probably the reason. Because Austin not only came in, but he didn't go to bed yet. He hadn't gone to bed yet.

I was hungry. He is hungry, so he had to get his little sushi. This little gremlin. Wait, where the fuck did you get sushi? I don't know. It was 30 in the morning? I don't know. It was on the app.

He had a hankering for some sushi. I was hungry. I walked downstairs. What? Spicy tuna rolls? Who doesn't like that? I walked downstairs. What? Spicy tuna rolls? Who doesn't like that? I walked downstairs. You're a hypochondriac and you'll eat 2 a.m. sushi?

Yeah. That's a little sus. Insane. Yeah. I walked down the stairs and I'm faced with the wettest Austin I've ever seen. Took a shower. Hunched over my kitchen counter like a gremlin, not even sitting down, pummeling sushi. I'm like, Austin, what's going on?

He's describing very normal activities. You're about to get your ass eaten by my dog. She's freaking out upstairs. She knows me. Her and I are tight. You were making such a commotion downstairs. Austin's first response is, your shower doesn't work. It's true.

Your shower doesn't work. I'm like, what do you mean? You don't have any hot water. True, very true. I'm like, okay. I don't even know like, you don't have any hot water. True. Very true. I'm like, okay. It's like, I don't even know. I'm like, it's fucking 3.30 in the morning. He's like, I had to shower in the sink for the warm water. Yep.

I'm like, okay, fine. We'll deal with it later. You know, sorry about that. I go back upstairs and go to sleep in the morning. He continues his lies. I say, Austin, there is no way there is no way that that shower doesn't work you've had this problem before other people have reported a similar problem it's because the shower head has the hot and cold reversed and you probably did other people

have reported the same problem keynote here i'll use that in my defense thank you continue sir you were one of the other people. You had reported this problem before. I know. And we had solved the problem. It's not that there's no hot water. It's that you have to crank the dial in the other direction. I will get to my defense. It's very clear. Will, you'll be on my side. You'll be on my side.

You'll be on my side. Hold on. I need to take a little pause. He's dealt with this same shower thing. Yes. I forgot. you told him how to use it yes i forgot yes okay doesn't end there continue he complains the marat and marat being the handyman he is he's like well i fixed the shower just giving you a heads up the water is going to be extra warm extra hot because you know austin complained to me that there's no warm water in the house so marat cranked up the dial on my heater to make sure that we have even hotter water

than we previously did even though we already had hot water still cold okay only later to find out that it was literally the fucking dial hold on this man just went scolding hot and then immediately after went still cold no like those are two opposite poles okay wait wait wait is that is that the end of the allegation there's another thing but i don't want to talk about okay am i allowed to wait wait the other thing where oh no oh okay it's fine no oh okay we won't talk we'll talk about it maybe maybe later maybe maybe in the paywalled episode. Maybe in the paywalled. Maybe in the paywalled proportion.

Okay. Patreon.com. Here's my defense. I've got this. I've prepared for this because I knew he was going to come after me for this. Let's start with the Taylor Swift coming back at 2.30 in the morning, right? Queen, Perform Forever, wonderful concert. We'll get to that later.

I'm still wearing my outfit. I haven't taken it off. Okay, look. 2.30 in the morning, I had to call Hassan because his gate was broken. It still doesn't work. The monitor, the touchscreen is broken. You cannot open it. There's a latency delay.

Yeah. There's a delay. Oh, he says delay. 45-second delay. You touch the button 45 seconds later. I couldn't get it open. I called Cap on that. So I had to call him to get the door open.

Jump over it. Right? Fair enough. No, it's not. But you couldn't get in. I couldn't on that. So I had to call him to get the door open. Jump over it. Right? Fair enough. No, it's not. But you couldn't get in. I couldn't get in. I couldn't get in the door, right? That part's fine.

The natural thing is to call him and get in. That's fine. Okay. Next thing is, who doesn't love a little sushi at 2.30 in the morning? Nobody. Okay. I've never heard of it. That's like a little elastic.

And also, I was not making a lot of noise. Maybe you should have paid for extra installation or something. I don't know. It's just, it's not, it's not. I mean, look, I mean, come on. This guy's, you know, look. I'll be honest. I don't have a lot of excuse for the sushi part.

Okay, I don't have a lot of excuse for the sushi. The third part, the water, your world's about to come crashing down. Okay? Because let me explain. Let me explain, and I want everybody to give me a proper chance in the comments section about this particular issue. He's not even talking to us. He's talking to everyone that's going to yell at him in the comments.

Okay, look. Hassan has a hot knob, right? You pull it out. That's what releases the water to come towards you. All right? You move it to the right. That is cold for Hassan's shower. That's weird.

Right? All the way. That is cold. Hassan's shower. That's weird. Right? All the way. That is cold. All the way to the left is hot. Okay? That being said, when you move the dial out and you push it all the way to the right, which is the normal place that you get hot water, that's the normal direction for hot water, it gets warm.

Okay? Oh, that's confusing. It gets warm. So what I was thinking is, okay, it's warm. I'm waiting for it to get hot. So I left it warm. It would not get any hotter. It was like lukewarm, okay?

So what did I do? I took it, turned it off, and I started to move it back towards the left, all the way to the left, in fact. It gets cold, okay? What I failed to realize and that I realized a day later was that it gets cold and then it gets hot again, but not for another couple minutes. So his system is so fucked up that it had me fucking sitting in there at 2.30 in the morning with lukewarm water.

And then I was like, okay, what's going on? So I move it to the left thinking I've got it the wrong way. Then it's cold. And then it takes three minutes to get hot again. And I didn't realize that to the next day until i was on my third shower third room in his house austin i used his third shower he went in yeah he went to three different showers three different showers he went into different showers as well but austin you had stayed in that room and had that issue already you know how many showers i've been with and okay austin you had

stayed in that room and had this exact same issue where I walked you through the steps of why it would work the way you thought it would. Okay, now give me a little credit here. That is confusing. That's confusing, but. But you've done it already. I forgot. I forgot. It's so insane.

But I told you. You live in a trillion dollar house. But I told you. I was like, oh, this happened last time. You were like, no, it's different than last time. Yeah, and I completely forgot because that's normally how you move the thing to the right. People in the chat, come on. I mean, this is ridiculous.

Yeah, it's just hot and cold is different on the dot. I'm confused because you mentioned something today that I think is worse than any of this. Oh, okay. When I was like, oh, have you been a diva? And you're like, oh, there's one thing. And Hasan was like, oh, we'll talk about it on the podcast. And you're like, well, I threw a full order of tikka masala in the

recycling bin. I take it back. I don't even know if it was the recycling. No, you knew it was. No, you said it was the recycling bin. There was some trash in there. The recycling. No, I don't. Is the recycling behind your trash? Yeah, that was the recycling.

Yes. Yeah, you knew. You saw all bottles. And it wasn't a teak. I need to correct the record. It was bottles and recyclable containers. It wasn't a tiki masala. It was a kebab.

At no point did you think, like, maybe I'll put it in the fridge. Maybe Hasan will eat it. Everybody knows a kebab is recyclable. No, Austin. No, you I'll put it in the fridge. Maybe Hasan will eat it. Everybody knows that kebab is recyclable. Ew. No, you can't. It's like compost. Look up the Green New Deal. It's compost.

No, because here's the thing. He didn't even call you out on it. You knew what you had done. I thought that's what he was doing. You were carrying around that guilt. What was I supposed to do? It was 2.30 in the morning. Throw the trash out.

Okay, so here. Why do you keep eating at 2.30 in the morning? Look at the disturbance. Where are you ordering from? I've never even ordered at 2.30 in the morning. Throw the trash out. Okay, so here. Why do you keep eating at 2.30 in the morning? Look at the disturbance. Where are you ordering from? I've never even ordered at 2.30 in the morning. Look at the problem I have. It's either I'm outside disturbing him or I'm throwing stuff in the recycling bin. Where can I win?

Chat, come on back up. You can win because just take the warm shower and then order. No, no. It was the warm shower. It was cold. It was like warm to your hand but cold to your body. Oh, I mean. Speaking of warm showers. Yeah. Now. It was like warm to your hand, but cold to your body. Oh, I mean. Speaking of warm showers.

Yeah. Now, we don't talk about politics on this podcast. No. But I am still a journalist. And as it is my duty, my journalistic duty. Oh. I heard recently two separate pieces of information. I'm being attacked.

That are incredible. Get used to it, honey. They hate gays and girls. Yep. two separate pieces of information that are incredible. One, they hate gays and girls. Yep. The amount of time it takes for you to wash your clothes. The time period. That's number one. Number two,

you revealed that you actually don't take showers all that frequently, that the last time you were on this broadcast, this podcast, you may have massaged the truth a little bit explain yourself well the laundry thing is i do my laundry about once a month what but that's because i don't sweat they said we're here wait wait wait wait the information i had was two weeks. I thought that was crazy. No. Once a month?

Once a month. Leslie. It depends on how. The sheets are different. Sheets, I will wash them when they feel dirty. You know what I mean? Wait, wait, wait. What's that time frame?

What's that time frame? I have a defense. For the pillows, the pillows, you get this. Emily and I agreed on this, too. You don't need to wash your pillows as much because you get your one side, and then, you know, you flip the other side. no one is worrying about the pillows what about the underwear leslie i have so many pairs of underwear okay so you're not recycling you have a you have a month's supply of underwear god do you ever use no you don't have 30 different panties no shot i promise i do when

i find a good brand i just buy it and. What about bras? Yeah, I mean. Reuse bras. Yeah. That's okay. That's fine. You don't really sweat there. Can you reuse bras? Absolutely.

You don't really. He enjoys his fair share of titty residue. That's okay. I don't. There's no titty sweat. Titty residue? Titty residue. Does titty residue show up on bras?

No. Wait, what's titty residue? Yeah, I mean, you're a human. It's the essence of titty. Dog, you wear a fucking t-shirt. You wear a t-shirt three days in a row, there's going to be residue. Yeah, I mean, you're a human. It's the essence of titty. Dog, you wear a fucking t-shirt. You wear a t-shirt three days in a row, there's gonna be residue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit.

Just the essence of titty. I don't ever see residue. I've worn a shirt. Not residue that you can see, but it's not. It's like pixie dust. You've worn a shirt three days in a row? That's not that bad.

Have you ever been camping? Look at this fucking, look at this guy. I know, that's not that bad. If you're sweating a lot, it's gross. Look at this guy, he never goes outside. So you just have enough clothing to propel you through a month. Underwear, I have now purchased a lot of the same underwear. Do you do like a mass day of laundry or do you just do, okay, that to me, not that bad.

If I'm wearing, I understand, if I'm wearing, you guys are under the impression that I have like five pairs of underwear. And I'm wearing the same one for like four days. That's disgusting. Oh, but I do have a secret. Oh God. Oh no. If I'm out of underwear and laundry date isn't coming. Turn them inside out.

No, I'll put a pad on. Oh. It's like you come in. You're wearing, you're wearing a what? Like you just put a pad. You're wearing a period pad. For a day, for like a, you know, one of the a pad. You're wearing a period pad. For a day. For like one of the three ones.

Instead of underwear. No. In lieu of underwear. On top of the underwear. It's like a one day tie over. And I guarantee you people will do this. We've all been there. Thank you.

I mean, not the pads. Not the pads. Why don't you just hit it raw? Yeah. You just go commando. Oh, no. That's not comfortable at all. For women, is it not?

Because sometimes there's things. I feel like there's less friction for women. Well, sometimes your pants get, like, in between. And then you're like, oh, that's not comfortable. You need something that's, like, going to be flat. And a pad is always really comfortable. So, I would say. And then sometimes there's just things that, you know, down there.

I don't want to, like, get on your pants. I mean, I don't know. You know? Okay, I see. you know, down there. I don't want to, like, get on your pants. Oh, okay. I see. Austin thinks, you know, women pee from the same hole that they have sex with. Let's correct the record on what Austin thinks. Whatever's happening down there is completely beautiful and natural and normal. But you thought that we pee out of our vaginas? I like that he's playing the hits again because there's a new woman.

That's what it is. That's how hostage? Cutie knows your shit already by now. Whatever you're experiencing is so beautiful. We don't pee out of our vaginas. I know you don't. You should know that. I've learned that.

I've learned that you don't pee. It's in the same general vicinity. He learned that like last week. But you've seen, I mean. Have I seen a vagina? Yes, I've seen a vagina. Oh, so last week? No, I've seen a vagina. I haven't seen week. Uh, no, I've seen a vagina.

I haven't seen one recently in person, but I've seen them online. To be fair. My best friend in college is a, was a girl, is a girl. Sorry. She's a girl.

She's a girl. Okay. She's alive. She's at everything. Okay. She, she didn't know either. Like even as a period having.

She knows where she peed from. Yeah. See, there you go. She was confused by her own like part she was like wait i think i pee out of the pool as my i think i pee out of my vagina it's a common misconception you don't even like if you don't really learn it you kind of they're so close in distance that you're kind of like maybe i am peeing out of there so i understand

not knowing yeah it happens yeah but it is very different right Right. Like, brr, brr, brr, you know? Right, right, right. Yeah, it's a confusing situation. Yeah. Anyway, so that's the laundry stuff. Clarifying that. The showering stuff. So there's showering and then there's bathing. Last time we clarified that, like, if you get in the shower. Wash your hair.

If you, like, when people say shower, they're saying get in, like. Underwater. Underwater. Yes. So I will. For your whole body. Yeah, well, now i'm in a phase where i shower every 48 hours actually pretty good okay it's great so do you do you i don't separately

do you freshen up every day yeah that's a lie yeah you're lying well i'm gonna face a lot of judgment if i say i don't yeah but i say every other day 48 hours it's not that bad i think that's fine i think i would take a bath often, but I don't have a bathtub. I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. People think that I traditionally would shower too much. Every day? How often do you shower? I'm like a twice or three times. You know what it is?

No. It's because former fat kid. What? Yeah, and working out. Yeah. I'm not a former fat kid, and I shower three times a day. What does that have to do with it? Do you shower more?

Well, yours is probably acne-related. Yes, acne-related. Yeah. I'm not a former fat kid, and I shower three times a day. What does that have to do with it? Do you shower more? Well, yours is probably acne-related. Yes, acne-related. Yep, yep. Immediately. I know that because I'm the same way, and the only reason why is because former fat kid, well, still currently kind of fat. Oh, shut up.

I was terrified of, like, smelling bad. I was so scared of smelling bad that I would, like, I would be hypersensitive, so I would just, like like douse myself with, you know, with deodorant and shower twice a day. Do you smell bad? No.

You know what's interesting? I have very strange smelling BO. My BO smells like cactus. I've never smelled you. I've always noticed that. I don't think I've ever smelled you in all the years that I've known you. I always smell pretty good. But on the that. I don't think I've ever smelled you in all the years that I've known you. I always smell pretty good. But on the rare occasion that I don't,

it smells like if you break an aloe vera and smell it. It's like this very weird smell. That sounds kind of nice. I have a weird smell. I do not. Is it a good smell? Do you smell? I've never smelled you. No, I always smell good. You smelled a little bit.

When you got home from the gym, it wasn't BO, but it was going to get there. He's got a musk. Yeah. It was a post-gym musk. It was fine. It's like sweat. Sweat smells okay.

Yeah, it was an, he smelled like, it was an appreciative smell. Yeah, that's not bad. It's the chicken sandwich, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, enough of our bickering.

Yeah. Leslie, what do you want to talk about? Yeah, what's going on in your world, Leslie? Well, I want to know how the Taylor Swift concert was. Oh. Yeah, because I know you keep promising we you want to talk about? Yeah, what's going on in your world, Leslie? Well, I want to know how the Taylor Swift concert was. Yeah, because I know you keep promising we're going to talk about it. I haven't been yet. But I've seen a lot on TikTok and stuff. Let me tell you, Cutie Cinderella, this is a little awkward.

Because I, of all the people on the podcast, was chosen to enter the box. This piece of shit. That's insane. Thank God. Okay, that's not how it happened. Show the evidence. March, pull the fucking tweets, March. You're going to do this to me?

Why would you do that? You're going to do this to me? Why would you do that? No, no, no, no. It was a joke. His nature is deceit. Look at him. He looks like Loki.

He's over here. It was a joke. Let me see. Oh, my God. It was a joke. This is how it went down. See what I texted. My eyes are not good.

You need to zoom in a little bit. Okay, enhance. Okay. Enhance. Cutie Cinderella says, My cousin can no longer make it to the concert tomorrow. Have one extra ticket. Who wants it?

Austin immediately jumps. I'll take it. Cutie Cinderella says, LaMau. I'll take it. Did I win? Says Austin. Cutie immediately says, I'm second guessing now. Please let Austin go.

That makes me happy. Says Will. Because he's a brown noser. OMG, you're the best, Will. You hear that, Cutie? I said, yeah, Austin needs this more than us. Cutie says, lol, okay, you're coming, but if your fit isn't good, I'll lose my mind. La-mow.

Oh, that was you. Ha-ha, this made my day. Look, I can't believe he called you a brown noser after you were. That's fucked up. Yeah, Austin should go. After all the wonderful things that Will told me, which I am so appreciative of. I can't believe he called you a brown nose. Yeah. After you were fucked up. Yeah. After then should go after, after all the wonderful things that will told me, which I am.

So then they're also this. I am so appreciative. Will was a true friend in that group. Unlike a son who called my brown nose or just now. That was cute. Wait, remember how we got to this conversation? Oh,

that's because you lied about cutie selecting you over any of us. You did lie. I did. That was insane. I did, but I was going to get to the joke, and it was a joke. It was a bit. Well, you wore this, right? I did wear this.

But no, look. After Will generously gave up his spot for me at the Taylor Swift concert, sacrificed himself to be at the Taylor Swift concert, so generously. By the way, I was so generous. Thank you so much, Will. I do appreciate it. But you would have wanted to go.

Both of you, right? Will could have taken my spot. But I was really on top of the response. I mean, everybody knows, this is well documented now, that I am Cutie's best friend in the group. That's also cap. That's not true. This has been well documented.

I went to, oh, I'm sorry. Did you, did you go watch Barbie with me and cutie Cinderella? I did not go, but I was invited. That's right. Cause you're a bad friend and you didn't respond to her. I'm just a good boyfriend. And I stood by my girlfriend while she was streaming. Yeah, that's crazy. So you weren't even streaming. So you don't even have a good enough excuse. I was on my girlfriend's stream so that was even more philanthropic. But Hassan did go see Barbie with Cutie.

Yeah, we did because we're besties. That's fair. We crack jokes. Also, Cutie bought me a Ken Enough. I am Ken Enough. Well, you know,

it's interesting because Cutie and I had a show together. Wait, what's a Ken Enough? We actually had a show. You didn't see Barbie. I haven't seen it yet. What's the Ken Enough?

Oh, we used to do a show called Dinner in a Movie but you wouldn't know that. Oh, yeah, it's true. Oh, and also she was on Name Your Price. Is Knuff like a TV villain? I've been on Name Your Price, too. That doesn't count.

It's at the end. Well, anyway. That's neither here nor there. That's neither here nor there. I'm talking about the show. I was talking about how I got into the concert because my very best friend, Will Neff, selflessly gave up his spot for me.

And it's all documented right on Twitter for everybody to look at. I took this opportunity. I was like, oh my God. And then, why am I not in the consideration here? I also said you should. Because Hassan didn't want to go because he was afraid he was going to scab.

What does that mean? No. He didn't want to go because of the service workers. That's not the main reason. Why are you saying it with such disdain? You're like, the service workers? You're like, I'm a fucking filth. No.

That's not stopping me from enjoying my Taylor Swift. He's spinning the narrative. Thank you, Leslie. Finally. Okay, listen. So his son didn't want to go because he was going to be called a filthy scab. If you want to know the real reason, it's way worse than that. Oh, he didn't want to leave.

That's a very honorable. That's a very, very honorable reason. One, I didn't want to leave Kyle alone. And two, perhaps even worse than that is because SoFi Stadium fucking sucks. They put it smack dab in the middle of Inglewood, and there is no public transit. There's no, sorry. There's no exfiltration points.

Unfortunately, for that reason, when you go to that fucking concert place, the venue. Traffic. If it's as big as an event. Oh, my God, I keep burping. Let it out. It's crazy. Good.

Okay, I'm done. As long as, if it's a big-assass event like the Super Bowl thing that we went to or if it's a big-ass event like a Taylor Swift concert which is probably bigger than the Super Bowl, that area is bedlam and you will not be able to get in or even if you get in easily, let's say, by some stroke of luck because you're late or whatever, you will not be able to get out of the area.

It will take you two and a half hours to leave. And that's why I showed up at 2.30 in the morning is because it took me two and a half hours. I despise that structure. It is actually a crime, in my opinion, for public transit to not exist in that vicinity. It is insane that it is another abhorrent, awful scar on car-reliant infrastructure.

It's really frustrating. Fair. Honestly? No. Go ahead. I went to Taylor Swift after Wilneff. Selfish. You don't have to. I mean, it was incredible.

I think he's going to win Time Person of the Year after that. Just get to the concert. So I go to the concert cutie um graciously gave up a spot for one of us even though it could have been well most likely should have been um and i chose this outfit to wear that they also bought me uh inspired by reputation and i've been learning how to be a swifty over the last month. I've been very passionate about listening to Taylor Swift music. Are you talking like this is a chore? No, I've been trying.

I want to show up to the concert and be ready. Was it good? It was incredible. Yes! It was incredible. Can I just say Taylor was awesome. She was incredible. Her performance was insane. The ability to stay on there for three and a half hours, she it is so not can i can i just say taylor was awesome she was incredible her performance

was insane her her uh the the ability to stay on there for three and a half hours um isn't is insane in itself but also to just be in that environment around 60 to 70 000 screaming passionate fans to see the passion of everybody was electrifying wow Wow. It was such a cool thing to be a part of. And just to think that she just, I was just thinking like from her eyes, my God, you are selling out fucking stadiums. Five shows in Los Angeles. Yeah.

Back to back. Filling SoFi Stadium. She's, there's 60,000 people in the stadium right now. Oh my God. She's about to play. Oh my God, in an hour. She's got a concert in an hour. It is insane.

It was such a cool experience. The suite was great. We were on the floor next to the stage. The view was great. The music was great. She played for an insane amount of time from 8. Her cardio has to be incredible. 8 to 11.30.

I've been listening to Taylor Swift ever since. What songs do you like? What's the best? I like a lot of her old stuff, but there's a song that I like that a lot of people don't like, or maybe they don't like, it's not as popular,

called Hey Steven. Oh my God, I love Hey Steven. Yeah, I love Hey Steven. She's a real Swiftie. I do like, my favorite song at the concert was Look What You Made Me Do. Ooh, look what you made me do.

Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do. Look what you just made me, ooh. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do. Look what you just made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Now that the Taylor Swift concert is over and we're no longer going to the Taylor Swift concert with Cutie Cinderella, I have to say something. What's that? Unburden yourself.

I don't much care for Taylor Swift. I'm about to go to the concert in two days. Are you kidding me? Unburden yourself, Hasan. You don't like Taylor Swift? I don't much in two days. Are you kidding me? Unburden yourself, Hasan. You don't like Taylor Swift? I don't much care for it. Are you kidding me? The Top 40 stuff is great, I think.

It is in her body of content. Speak on it, King. Unburden yourself. Wait, do you feel the same way, Will? I feel the same. No! Oh, my God! Let it out!

You guys! Oh! K-pop for white girls? Marge said Taylor Swift is K-pop for white girls, and he's right to say it. No, her lyrics touch us. Dude, I was going through the worst breakup of my life in 2010. Speak Now drops you.

Speak on it. She literally got us through so many times. Us. Well, us Swifties, you know what I mean? Marry me. No, Swifties. You know what I mean? Marry me. No, Swifties. We're sane. We're sane.

Do you have a picture card of Taylor Swift that you bring around everywhere and you like health it? No, I'm sane. Can I be real? Listen to her words. And I'm going to ask you a real question. Yes.

Do you listen to that much music? Yeah, Taylor Swift. I do. I actually do. I actually do listen to music. Do you really think that she's like a better lyricist than like a Mazzy star? Or like okay thank you fair okay i don't i mean i think she's a fantastic lyricist have you listened to all too well 10 minute version listen i don't think listen i don't

think she's a bad musician i think she's a really incredible musician and i think that she has some songs that even i am like okay this is a bop. Yeah. But that's also like, it's impossible for her not to. This is like concocted in a laboratory. The cult of personality now around Taylor Swift is so insane that like it almost, it's like I get an uncanny valley where I see people and the way that they react to her. And I almost feel like I'm looking at like David Koresh in like Texas, like a cult leader, like,

and you will rise. And everybody's like, well, I mean, I don't want to say like, I'm a sane Swifty, but like, I don't give off that crazy energy,

but I just like recognize how much her like songs have changed my life. I don't fucking preach Taylor Swift. She's not one of the normal ones, but like also I would die for her. I don't fucking preach Taylor Swift. She's not one of the normal ones, but also, I would die for her. I wouldn't die for Taylor Swift. Well, I mean, maybe. Oh my God! No, no, no, because I recognize

that if Taylor Swift died, that would be really bad. So if I could die for Taylor, I feel like it would impact the world. Can I say something? Let me say something before people get really agitated at what I said. I don't know if Taylor is guilty of any of like.

Her crazed fans. Exactly. I think she's. She's doing it. She's proverbially diving in front of the bullet for Taylor currently. She's literally like, no, no, no. I'm the crazy one. It's me.

Hi, I'm the problem. It's me. That's what she said. He's quoting her. I think she's a tremendous musician and from what I've seen of the live shows incredibly impressive on the level of like a Rolling Stones her ability to live perform so in that element I do think she's great I just don't know it's like one direction like it's like the worship of her entire catalog down to like these very minute kind of almost what I would call QAnon level conspiracy theories are so strange. We get in the car and we'll just listen to Taylor Swift together and I can show you all the other ones.

This is the argument that you're going to get from a mad person. I'm going to dive in. A mad person. I'm just beginning my journey as a Swifty. Yes. No, you care about yourself too much no what do you mean you didn't and you also didn't go through the phases of breakup when you were like a malleable impressionable teen where like she spoke to

your personal experiences so it's far too late for you to identify i'm getting i still get chills when i listen to love stories it's so funny i was i was listening to that same song i don't know if marsh will get this marsh probably the only person who knows this band. But to hear Swifties go through breakup music, and then my breakup music is like Deftones. You know what I mean? Like just evil, twisted, dark shit. And they're like, I'm sad you're gone, and it's hard on me. And my music is like, I watched you change.

That was pretty good Taylor Swift song impersonation. There's a song called Last Kiss off of Speak Now. And I listened to that song. Kissing is gross. No, no. It's about not knowing you had your last kiss. Like, you know, like never thought we'd have our last kiss. You think I worry about kisses?

It's more of just like it's very, it's like so sad. And I would be like, I related to her music so much as a 17 year old 16 year old look through that i'll be honest yeah and i related and i related to i related to nine inch nails closer you know what i want to fuck you like an animal i want to feel you from the inside let me nothing you do will bring you closer to me those are song titles let me tell you that's the lyrics oh connected. You know what I used during a breakup? Dean Martin. I'm here.

Dean Martin. I'm here. He's like, I'm learning how to be a Swifty. Dude, no shot. You listen to Frankie Valli. Don't be so sad. I know it's over. I want to die.

I want to die. But time goes on. And this old world will keep on turning. It's a song about spending one last night together, knowing that's your final night with one another. That's so sad. And let's just pretend that all the bad things that have happened to us don't exist anymore.

We're just going to spend one more night together. If you weren't gay, you'd fuck so many old women. What a thing to say. What a wild sentence. Really't gay, you'd fuck so many old women. What a thing to say. What a wild sentence. Really? Yeah, you'd be fucking grandmas. Like how old? Like old.

People who listen to Dean Martin. Wait, but I think Dean Martin transcends time. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. How lucky can one guy be? I'm going to be honest. Not a single woman I've slept with gives a shit about Dean Martin. Do you give a shit about Dean Martin?

No. Okay. But I don't know who he is. I don't know who he is, but you are slowly, like, that song was nice, and the sentiment was beautiful. You would never, if we pulled up Dean Martin, okay, for the Patreon episode, we're going to make you, we're going to forcibly make you listen to Dean Martin.

Yeah. Would you, if I was obviously in a situation. Until you were begging us to turn it off. I think Leslie brought up a good point though. Thank you. Ultimately, what we can all fall back on is that everybody has different experiences and Taylor Swift's music obviously speaks to an experience. And you know what?

Maybe Hassan, we can just agree on the fact that it's not our experience. Yeah, I do agree with that. I want to say I was the just, even though Will sacrificed himself, I was the just person of the three of us to get in the box. Maybe if I had seen the magic, I would have, maybe my eyes would have known. Yeah, what are you talking about?

What if we fell in love with Taylor Swift's music and became diehard Swifties? I will say I was already in love. You're still over here preaching Dean Martin. It clearly didn't take. No, no, no. I have enough room in my heart for Dean Martin and Taylor Swift. No.

You can only have Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Thank you. Yeah, we don't gatekeep. We can share. And Elton John. Swifties don't gatekeep. Yeah.

Swifties don't gatekeep. Swifties gatekeep who she dates. What do you mean? I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, Swiftie, there's a lot of crazy Swifties out there. Cutie's a gayler. I'm not. So it's like different.ifties out there. Cutie's a gayler, so it's like different. Are you a gayler? She's a gayler. I remember I almost fought a girl, and she was a fellow Swifty,

and I'd never been more upset. I was like, dude. Are you a gayler? Gayler? You might be a little bit more sane than Cutie. I'm not gay. No, no, no. Oh, what's a gayler?

I just want to make sure we're getting your audio. I am not a gayler,. What's a gay-ler? Define it for us. Gay-ler is people that think she's bisexual or gay. We might be bigger Swifties than you. No way. Yeah. Taylor Swift, absolutely.

Through osmosis, being around Cutie Cinderella, we might have picked up more Taylor lore. And maybe my impression, because Taylor Swift wasn't even on my radar until Cutie started painting a picture of what this community is like, and maybe that is worse. She comes in hot with a lot of power because at one point we were having a real conversation and she said well it's the fifth song on the album and we were like well that is the thing what you can't do that you can't just be like i'm a saint swifty and then do q anon

that's just like no no taylor just does so she's like a Saint Swifty and then do QAnon. No, no, Taylor just does those things. She's like a massive Easter egg. She drops hints. Yeah, you know who else does that? You know who else does that? QAnon. That's who, like, oh, the bread drops, the bread crumbs. We've got to follow them.

No, but it's true with Taylor. Yeah, she actually does that. And she'll show letters in her albums. And she'll hint at things five years in the future. Then, bam, she's like, five years later, she actually does that. And like, you know, she'll letters in her albums and like, she'll like hint at things five years in the future. Then bam, she's like, I'm like five years later. She's like, look at what I did five years ago. Hold on. Is there any proof that she does this?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So she does do this. Oh, intentionally. She loves it. She does it deliberately, which is why she's partially responsible for the mania of her fandom.

That's fine. I'm just saying I am one of the, I'm a very big Swifty and I'm a sane one. And there's a lot of us. I didn't even know you were Swifty. That's how sane you are. I don't, I am one of the, I'm a very big Swifty. You're a sane Swifty. And I'm a sane one. You seem sane to me. And there's a lot of us. I didn't even know you were Swifty. That's how sane you are. I don't like preach Taylor Swift. I talk about her like once a day. That's not much.

Okay, that's fine. Once a day. That's fine. Just get it out. Just get it out. You gotta get it out once a day. You're gonna have a great time at the concert. I think we spend too much time on Taylor Swift.

I agree. I love Taylor. I wanna talk about something. I didn't mean that. I would like to talk about something on Taylor Swift. I agree. I love Taylor. I want to talk about something. I didn't mean that. I would like to talk about something else. Yes, I agree. That's happened recently. I want your take.

Yeah, oh, sure. Recently, we have discovered, or maybe not discovered, depending on how you feel about it, that aliens are just a thing. Potentially. I haven't thought about this, actually. There is testimonial that we have the pilot and there has been a lot of declassified footage of ufos wait we have a body

that's what that's what's being said it's claim that's a claim but he said it under oath that we have the pilot yeah mad people lie under oath all the time true but he's like isn't he very but that's why but that's why i want to talk about it okay i want to talk about let's talk about it yeah now my first question is do you believe and then we I want to talk about it. Okay, I want to talk about it. Let's talk about it. Yeah. Now, my first question is, do you believe? And then we're going to talk about that, each one of us. And then afterward, if it is real, are you changing your lifestyle at all? Well, how threatening are these aliens supposed to be? We don't know.

How are you reacting? Well, my first thought is that sounds- Well, I guess if I had to put like a percentage on like how much i believe that sure and the guy's under oath and he's supposed to be pretty reputable yeah i mean i i guess i'm just curious like what what did he see but he can't say no he's he said that the the government is in possession of ufos the pilot the pilot like well no an alien. The full thing was that it was non-human biologics. As in, it could be bacteria.

We called it the pilot. Well, like the pilot, like the captain? The pilot of a UFO, yeah. Oh. That's spicier. Okay, go ahead. Just let them have fun. Yeah, have fun, have fun.

I hope it's real, but actually that's terrifying. No, but I mean, it makes sense that there's another life form. It would shock me that that life form would exist the way we perceive it in like a sci-fi movie. Sure. Unless the producers of these sci-fi movies have some sort of government connection. And from the beginning of time that these that we originally conceptualized what we thought an alien looked like

like grey men. Yeah. They knew what they looked like and that's why we reversed the alien. So from the beginning they've always known and the government has been feeding us the look of an alien so that when we see it it won't be a shock. Oh maybe

they did that so that when it does come out that they're aliens, we don't panic because everybody thinks it's made up. That's a mind fuck right there. But there's E.T. and then there's like the Arrival aliens. You guys remember Arrival,

the movie with all the pods that come down in the way? I imagine it closer to that than like E.T., Pound House and shit. They exist, but why are they going to attack us? No one said that. This is all up to you guys now. This is your brain. I don't think they they going to attack us? No one said that.

This is all up to you guys now. This is your brain. I don't think they're going to attack us. They're peaceful. Would you have sex with them? That was a huge jump. I've been asked this before. Would you have sex with them?

Well. Let the record show, yes. I would say probably not. Okay. Boo. I don't know anything about the alien. That's true. They could have some sort of sexually transmitted disease.

Yeah, they could turn you into an alien. They could have spades. All right. What spades? Space aids. Oh, my God. Yes, that's true. It's very true.

Not too late to change our culture. And we don't have, there's no prep for that. No. No, none of that. But the aliens would have prep for that. Alien condoms. They probably would. But I'm very serious.

Yeah. If tomorrow the government does come out, right? The Pentagon makes an official statement. This is so would. But I'm very serious. If tomorrow the government does come out, right? The Pentagon makes an official statement. This is so awesome. The allegations are true. We have the pilot. Alien life forms. We have the craft. Do you live your life any differently?

No. Well, can they show me the pilot? They declassify everything. Is he this big? Do you want me to give you your scenario? How big the Can they show me the pilot? They declassify everything. Is he this big? They de... It depends on how big... Do you want me to give you a scenario? How big the alien is is how much I'm changing my life.

Do you want me to give you a scenario? Yes, yes. Okay, okay. So if it's human size, are you fucking it? They declassify... There's a closer chance. They declassify everything.

Okay. It's humanoid. Respect. Humanoid. Bipedal humanoid. Man, that's... Gray man type. Big eyes. Big everything. Okay. It's humanoid. Respect. Humanoid. Bipedal humanoid. Damn, that's dead. Gray man type. Big eyes.

Big head. Big dick. Sucks a mean cock eats a great pussy. And they are capable of intergalactic travel. That's all we know. And I'm changing my life a little bit. How? Well, how many are there?

They just have the one. Is there one single guy? The dead. They just have the dead pilot. Well, then I'm deeply fascinated. I'm watching alien videos every single morning instead of the fear ant pod. Oh, excuse you.

Lost a viewer. Damn it. Fuck. Okay. Unless you guys cover aliens. Is the insinuation, Will, that like because if you know these aliens to be real, you now know that God doesn't exist anymore

and so you change your life for that reason? We don't know that, but it is kind of that same dilemma, right? What if someone gave you undisputable evidence that God doesn't exist anymore and so you change your life for that reason? We don't know that, but it is kind of that same dilemma, right? What if someone gave you undisputable evidence that God is real? Is your lifestyle changed? Because if there's indisputable evidence that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe,

does that change your day-to-day life at all? Does that change how you live? Not really. Does that change human beings' aspirations to reach for the stars? I think that changes as a race. Does it? Yeah, I'm trying to be the first rumor on space.

I think we aspire to learn more and know more. It's in our nature to know more about these things. Do you think that we can aspire to more at this point? I don't know. Is humanity trapped in our own filth and ignorance? I hope that we can find the fountain of youth. What? Okay. I think that

by meeting these aliens, we can unlock some sort of cosmetic miracle. So what you want more than anything out of aliens is the ability to live forever. Yes. See, that's an honest answer. Hassan, how do you change your life? Okay, first and foremost, I think that the UAP congressional hearing

was filled to the brim with some kooks. The guy that came out and was talking while he had this shit-eating grin was most likely delivering bullshit information. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No. Bad. Sorry, she's just eating wolf crocs.

No, not a chew toy. No. Bad. Sorry. She's just eating wolf crocs. No. Not a chew toy. Where was I? Yeah, I think that the UAP conversation is interesting. I don't really trust the government on a lot of stuff like this, especially when they have notoriously declassified documents in the past where they have manipulated public consciousness, especially overseas, by sneaking information about aliens' existence. declassified documents in the past where they've manipulated public consciousness especially

overseas by sneaking information about aliens existence uh in an effort to like do coup de tas and things of that nature to drive the attention away to something else that the public would be uh more captive to um now allow yourself to believe peter pan okay so let's say i do believe that aliens do exist, which by the way, I do. I don't necessarily think that aliens don't exist. But if they had capability

of coming here, they would have to be in advanced life form. And also on top of that, they would have to, like, we wouldn't even be able to comprehend it with our eyes and feelings

and, you know know with our lizard brain which is not developed enough but i'd still fuck it that's crazy i'm fucking that's where that all went so you don't know what it is but you're gonna stick your cock in it i'm just saying i've dude stick my cock in it it would probably like laser zap my penis into the next dimension how are you going to do? How are you going to fuck it? It would be the greatest orgasm of all time. I'd probably have to,

I would have to kill myself. So it's going to blow your dick off and it's going to make you. No, it would kill me. It would be the greatest nut. It would orgasm to death. If you could achieve the greatest orgasm of, in the history of mankind,

would you, and it killed you. I mean, we're talking about like cosmic oneness. Yeah. Like I become the Bodhi Daisu because I come so hard yeah elevate it's an orgasm that lasts 37 minutes no it's an orgasm that lasts a lifetime it's an orgasm that laughs lasts an infinity because you die in that state like a black hole you die in that state you're just orgasming for

the rest of time and it's just oh forever yes oh Oh, God. And it's like a pig. A pig comes, I think a pig orgasms for 30 minutes straight. No way. This would be infinite. Do women orgasm for a long time? Not really. I don't know. Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, probably. It can be. I'm not used to talking about these. Behind the paywall, we will ask Leslie about her orgasms. Where's he buying? Patreon.com slash for your aunt. Sorry, Leslie. I'm so sorry. No about these behind the paywall we will ask Leslie about her orgasms Patreon.com slash for your aunt sorry Leslie I'm so sorry

no you're so good I'm so sorry it's beautiful and natural and normal we've talked about aliens we've talked about Taylor Swift does anybody else have anything that they would like to speak about

oh react gate no I'm just kidding Hasan I broke your door upstairs what wait did you not is it actually news last night I locked myself out of the bedroom Just kidding. Hassan, I broke your door upstairs. What? Wait, did you not? Is it actually news?

Last night, I locked myself out of the bedroom, and I couldn't figure out how to open it, and so I just broke it. I feel like... It still works, though. Why didn't you just go sleep in another bed? I couldn't get the door open, so I tried it with a credit card, and I just opened the door,

and it eventually snapped. But to my relief, it still works, and you wouldn't even notice. It's not broken, but that's how I had to book it. So it is broken. I don't know. We'll go test it. I went in, and I locked it again, and it still works. Like, you would never even know.

But I just pulled it enough, and it went. And then it opened. Thank you for revealing this. But it's works, like you would never even know. But I just pulled it enough and it went, and then it opened. Thank you for revealing this. But it's fine though. I think it should work, but it's a security flaw. You should probably get it fixed. Is this like every week?

A security flaw, it's inside the house. But like you, Leslie, what else is going on in your world? I've been so boring. What have you seen on Twitter?

Not true. Tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow, a final culmination of all things Leslie versus Hasanabi comes to an end. We've had a little bit of a back and forth. My calendar. Two versus two versus two.

Fuck! The 15th. He told me this this morning he's like tomorrow i'm doing something with leslie don't make it right we push the whole thing back for you yes wait what is it next week who are the twos well well so far it's like me hasan ray foolish ludwig uh frick we're still waiting on some yeses. If you guys are interested in those kinds of things. What is it? Basically, it's like eight people.

Will is only allowed if his partner is Austin. Well, no. It's a random thing. It's a random pairing. Why would you not like me as your teammate? Look at his face. He's just... You did the grumpiest face I've ever seen. You win.

Will doesn't like went. You don't want to be partners. Will doesn't like me. Nothing happens. Will doesn't like me anymore. Will hates me. I looked over to see his reaction. It was perfect. You went. Listen, all I'm going to say is there is a rivals event.

That went a little poorly. Okay. Okay. Just because we played, we played a chef game. That went a little poorly Okay I need to do a story Okay Just because we played We played a chef game Okay Overcooked

Overcooked Who fucking knows how to do this If we were playing football Okay Look I want to remind you Why would we be playing football We're playing video games I put up 12 touchdowns

Okay Awesome 380 yards passing I just want to put this in perspective It's an entirely different thing You want me on your team. It kicked ball. I was one hand catching on third base.

Yes, amazing. You want me on your team. Leading up to the Rivals event, though. Any sort of athletic thing I'm good at, gaming related, I'm not going to do it. No, I don't doubt that Austin can play games. But what happened leading up to the- Oh, I can't play games.

Leading up to the Rivals event, though, I asked you probably 10 to 15 times, do you want to practice? Do you need any practice? Should we practice? I know how to play these games. Do you want to warm up at all? And you said, I'm just going to go in raw.

Yeah. And honestly, I don't think it was that big of a deal. It was just a Rivals competition. So what sort of competition are you running here? Is it gaming related? We took dead last. Oh, yeah. Then, of course, Will would make that face.

Why the hell would you choose me on a... Oh, I see. That makes sense. That's what I was saying. What are the games? Well, we pick them. But, like, you know, we do, like, you know, Valorant or, like, Played Up or Keep Talking, Nobody Explodes, Fing to the finish.

These are all terrible games. What would you play? Baldur's Gate. Fuck off. 2v2. 2v2.

2v2. First one to have a sex scene. I knew you were going to say that. Wait are there sex scenes? No it's a fuck off

in Baldur's Gate. How many ladies or gents can you lay pipe to? 38-hour competition. Can you really bang as many people as you want? Listen, listen, you can, but I'm in a committed relationship with Karlak, so I choose not to.

I challenge this onto a fuck off. Yeah, you get rolled. In a gay fuck off. It's so crazy that you... Okay, yesterday on the broadcast, I said something. It's a gay fuck off. Yeah, you get rolled in a gay fuck off. It's so crazy that you... Okay, yesterday on the broadcast, I said something. It's a gay fuck off? Yeah, no, it's not a... I said... Oh, you think he'd beat me if I had to fuck a bunch of men and he had to fuck a bunch of women?

No, I thought he was a fucking gay man. I thought he was fucking straight women. No. I would beat his ass if it was fucking gay women and he was fucking straight women. I think you'd still lose. But you think I would still lose? Yes. If you had to... Alright, I think I'd... If you're a fucking gay man and he's fucking straight women, I would win. you think I would still lose? Yes. If you had to, if you had to, all right, I think I'd, I think I'd whoop. If you're fucking gay men and he's fucking straight women. I would win.

Austin. I would win. You think he would be able to fuck more straight women than I could gay men? Yes. You'd still lose. You don't understand. You are, this man's past. You don't understand.

Wait, anyway, listen, listen. What do you mean I understand? You just don't, you don't get it. Do I not know who I'm dealing with? No, you don't. You have no idea. But also, but also that's the funny part. 5.30 tomorrow morning, fuck off.

The funniest part of this conversation is that it started when I said, Austin, you thank your lucky stars I'm not gay. Because if I was, I would out-fuck you under the table. You would have no more twinks left. And he had the audacity to say, oh, absolutely not. I could, you know, I'm in my prime. Like, I'll fuck you.

His two decades. To which I responded, Austin, I fuck women, which is significantly harder than fucking men. Listen, all I'm going to say is, if this man ever came off his finasteride, I don't even need to. That's what I'm saying. He'd be limp dicking it around West Hollywood. He couldn't even need to. That's what I'm saying. He'd be limp dicking it

around West Hollywood. He couldn't even get it up. That is, this, here's what I'm trying to explain to you. That's a good thing. Even with a performance dampener,

I'm still out fucking you. I'm just saying, tomorrow morning, 530, get in your morning oats. We're having a fuck off. I can't believe you think that a good old fashioned fuck off.

In a hypothetical scenario, I'm fucking, in a hypothetical scenario scenario i'm a gay man now if i'm fucking dudes that you could out fuck me that's insane you wouldn't oh yeah his dick is too big to listen all i'm saying is right now right now austin you're a rookie you're having an impressive rookie season okay you're having an impressive rookie season we're going this kid's got this job morant this kid can elevate okay he's got into his head this is will chamberlain okay so are you he's got them he's already in the hall of fame okay okay but but he hung his jersey up you're telling me that i could get there yes okay just not today okay not maybe if you work real hard what do i need to do do? Do I need to go fuck a lot? Yes.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm taking a little break. I'm on injured reserve. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I'm fine. Okay. That sounded like I'm not fine, fine. But I just want to take a break because I've been doing it too much. You know, that's good. Take a break. All right. Wow.

All right. But yeah, no. I do think tomorrow All right. Wow. All right. But yeah, no, I do think tomorrow morning, 530. Fuck off. Good old fashioned fuck off. Get your ass. What about you and I? You could probably out fuck me right now. Really? I'm an old man.

No, no, no. That was not an invitation. No, no, no. I'm an old man. No, Will. You are not an old man. I don't have the venom in my cock like I used to you still have it

I got venom I gotta get it out you still have it the only disadvantage Leslie fuck off you versus Austin this is for the Patreon talk about it on the Patreon to a good old fashioned mid century Leslie how many hogs could you destroy

for the Patreon For the Patreon. For the Patreon. Okay, well, we'll find out at the Patreon at patreon.com slash fearand, which is a good time to, I believe, throw it to it. Are we in an hour? That's right. Leslie, thank you so much for joining us. Leslie, thank you so much.

What do you want to put out, Leslie? Other than the 2v2 competition you forgot existed. No, you forgot. It's not tomorrow. It's the week later that you try to put it on me. You're saying it could be like a 1v1 situation. We might be on the same team. Oh, and we will get destroyed. Okay, I'll make sure to

re-roll that if that happens. Yeah, what the fuck? Shout out your channel. Boozley. And also, by the way, I was on Your Door's Not Broken. I did break it open. I don't believe you. I don't. We'll check on that. We'll test it. Yeah, that was fun. But if you want to find out more, go to patreon.com slash fearin. And we't believe you. I don't. Okay, we'll check on that. We'll test it. We'll test it. No, that was fun. But if you want to find out more,

go to patreon.com slash fearin. And we'll see you on the other side. Were you just flopping your cock around like that? I was in a room full of men flopping their cocks around. Everyone, like five of you guys? Six, seven? Morning school's very homeroom. I was going to say. Super homeroom.

I didn't experience this growing up. Very good. No, but like, I dated a guy, and back in the day, he also, like, it was very normal for him to, like, take us with each other. With the bros. Yeah. No, but like, I dated a guy and back in the day he also like, it was very normal for him to like, take off with each other

with the bros. Yeah, see this is, I love, I missed out a lot on this. They would never take their cocks out. God, you would have fucked so many straight guys

in a fraternity. Yeah, cause, really? Yeah, no, experimental boys. Big time. Is that a big thing? When you put a gaggle

of men together and there's a lot of testosterone, shit gets gay real quick. Yeah, yeah. Real quick. A two-man threesome is... That's gay.

Yeah. It's not gay if you got your socks on. Right. I literally had a guy that I hooked up with say that.