Fear& - Taylor Swift Definitely Saw It.. | Fear&

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

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Yeah, you're making me want to jump. Okay, so. That was quick, Judy. I've always been quick. You can ever hear it because this dumb ass next to me is always like, I was on an airplane. This episode of, this episode of Fear And is brought to you by booking.com, booking dot yeah.

You are both ruthlessly snacking, right? Because you guys know, cashews are actually incredibly poisonous. What? Yeah. A raw cashew in the wild, if you don't actually take the moisture out of it, is actually very poisonous. Where did you get this? A snapple?

Marsh, look that up. This is remnants of my mother's birthday. Or I, are you trying to poison your mother? No, no, I love. Are those wet cashews? I look at them. The son texted me on his mom's birthday because they didn't have enough forks. Oh, so funny.

So funny. That is hilarious. Yes, gashes are poisonous. The outer shell of cashew nut contains a toxic substance called, I can't read that. You read it. It's found in poison ivy. Or solely. Whatever.

Yeah, high heat removes a toxic oil, Megan is safe to eat. Yeah. Oh, I'm officially also in the dead uncle club. Oh. And I also got the news during my mom's birthday. That is the craziest fucking way to say that you lost a family member I've ever been a part of. Are you okay? I don't know.

I don't know how to process it. And I feel weird. And I should like say the right words and be like, I'm so sad. But then also, sometimes I'm like, why am I like trying to get attention? You know, I didn't. No, that's another interesting thing is like sometimes there's, there feels like there's a happy medium where you don't want to not grieve enough because you feel like you don't honor the person and you don't want to grieve too much because then you feel like you're making it about yourself. Yeah. No, I've made my dad and mom my personality, so.

Yeah. But it's a good bid, though. That's a good bit. My life. No, you know what? Here's what I'll say. Because it is so important to you, I feel like your mom was rad. I never knew your mom, but they're a bitch.

that's crazy that's crazy she would have laughed at that I respect her for her hope I like a person that can laugh at being called a bitch after they're passing yeah she's kicking her little feet right now

yeah really working right through some trauma right now she's up there by herself it's your dad's planet but she's there I wonder how that works that must be better what

like as a Mormon lady because like Mormon women go, Mormon wives go to their first husband's planet. Okay. And they spend the rest of their lives in eternity air. Well, no, because my stepmom also got sealed to him, so there'll be two women.

That's the term sealed? Yeah. You go through the temple, you get sealed to someone for a tour. Yeah, but your stepmom is alive. Yeah, but when she dies, she's going to hang out with my mom and they do not like each other.

Okay, but hear me out. Mm-hmm. She's already at the planet by herself so she could set up booby traps. For your stepmom. Yeah. I got a crazy idea. And if your stepmom dies before your dad dies, she goes up there too.

And now your mom can kill your stepmom. That would be awesome. Crazy idea. What? If you guys both hit 40 without getting married, you should get sealed. In the temple? Yes. He'll have to get baptized.

I mean, you guys baptized and Frank and Adolf Hitler. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Husson Pockers are bridge too far. That was when they were dead. He was a real piece of him. They didn't get a consent. They didn't get a consent.

Yeah. Come on. What do you say? At 40, no one's going to take either of you in. You're both too peculiar. She's taken. That's true.

But if you had 40 and you guys still are married, something like, you're actually a bearded. I'm just going to swoop in. I'm going to swoop in and be like, enough. Yeah, just a nice ceiling. You guys are still, you guys are still dating.

You guys can do a quick seal and soak. Yeah, you guys are still dating. Oh, oh, no. I don't want to soak. No. No, wait, hold on. Can you seal without soaking? Yeah, you'd never have to consummate the marriage.

Yeah, so you can do a soak and see? Mormons ride like that? What do you mean? You don't have the fuck to be sealed to your... Correct. You know what I thought would be a fire stream? Yeah, that is kind of crazy. What?

If you take on work as a jiggler or whatever they're called. What? Oh, the guy, the jumper, the jumper on the bed. Jumper. When you're soaking? It's not real. I don't know about that. I haven't on good authority.

It's always the non-Mormon people. If you filled out a task rabbit where you're like five bucks, two hours, and then you Twitch streamed you jumping on a bed just from your waist up, but the chat knew that you were causing motion in the ocean. Why would I stream that?

Or the jumping is controlled by bits. Bro, you just turned it into, oh my God, you just invented Mormon, like, Yeah. I did. I don't want to jump. On camsides, you can like pay bitch. I don't want to jump on stream is what a friend told me. I don't know.

But you can pay for this and it's like, it makes the prices. Quick so concealed. Oh my God. On the Patreon episode should we go to CAM websites and get someone to say shout out for your hand? I love that. Oh, and the intro is just like a hundred cam girls going, wow, you're not watching.

We're blessing 100. Yeah, I mean, we're putting them through school. That's crazy. Taya, out. Oh, wait. You were wearing that around your neck. I thought that was Kaya's. No, it was mine. Oh. Why would you put it,

did you put it around a Kaya's neck? Yeah. You're wiping your ass with it. No, I put it on Kaya's neck and she kind of put in her mouth and we played with it a little bit. Oh, okay.

Okay, cool. So guys, Taylor Swift doesn't get around. No, I was thinking, I think, I was just, I don't want to be the one to bring it up. Who am I to do that? I mean,

we were kind of hoping. Can we just, can we just address what time of day we're filming this? Yeah, just for reference, QD and I have been on stage for the last 13 hours straight. When I was younger, okay, here we go. Okay, we're getting into it.

I didn't really care about, I didn't really care about, like, being a fan of any celebrity. Right. I didn't have any posters. Why are you laughing at me? I don't know how you're offering to walk into it. No, I'm excited that you're opening up. I'm excited you're opening up. There's a big moment.

There's a big moment. You're nuts. I didn't really like focus with sports either. Like, I didn't like watching sports teams. I didn't care about it. And I always thought it was fucked up. What? These are the worst almonds I've ever had.

Well, those are, that's a very specific kind of almond. Yeah, it's dog shit. Cashers are great. Yeah, they're soft. The fuck is that. Yeah, that's not, there's like a raw almond. Why would you ever buy that? I don't know.

It was like a different type of almond. It's for a short-outed. It tastes like wet ass. What? Let me have one. It's a raw almond. You never have one? There's like no skin.

Is this poison? Nothing. It tastes like curdled milk. It's also soft. It sucks. I don't think your nuts are supposed to be his sock. Yeah, you're nuts suck, dude. The turks just have bad nuts?

No, the caches are great. They're like soft. Like your house is humid and they're sucking up the moisture. No, this is... Those suck, too. I'm eating them because I'm just a girl after all. Do you not like the caches? They're just really soft.

This is like when white women cook chicken without seasoning. Not this white woman. No, you cook. I use Lowry's. What? Guys got something weird on her now. Oh, it's just bite marks. Oh, it's like crunchy.

Yeah, it's bite marks the scabbed. Ew. What is that from? From the dog fighting ring that I operate. Oh, dog fighting ring. Yeah, why do you think she's so big, bro? The big red dog. Yeah.

No, she loves playing a little too rough with the Belgian Melanois that just like, oh, yeah. Shamps on her neck and just like sticks. And she can't feel anything because she's like a- Mastiff type. I don't say that. Wow. I didn't realize we're fat shaming my dog. I mean,

I fat shamed her a lot. She is fat. Oh, no. But, yeah, this has been a big week for all of us.

I am on a magazine. Yeah. That Taylor Swift's boyfriend is also on and we're both wet. Yeah. And March, I need to pull us up. Hey, guys!

guess what is there a shut up i'm talking men are talking i'm going to go see the dodgers this weekend i'm going to go see chapel rhone in october i want to see taylor swift no one gives a shit what you're doing where did you book your tickets on seat geek wow me too yeah yeah and we it's cool because i know this podcast i listen to it's called fear and okay it's okay that's right but they have a code that's fear 10 where you can get 10% off any tape tickets on seat geek. Wow, that's right. You just click the link in the description to download the app

and have the code automatically added to your account so you can use it later. Thank you, seat geek. Remember, that's code Fear 10 for 10% off tickets on seat geek. No one asked you to speak. Taylor Swift has seen Hassan Piker shirtless. We don't know. That's the math.

No, no, I agree. That's the math. Like, there is a very, very, there is a non-zero chance. There's a non-zero chance that she was like flipping through the, she was flipping through. She maybe even thought you were Travis for it. That's what I'm saying.

Like she was flipping through. I was like, wait, he did a bath? Oh, wait, that's not. Yeah. Like that, you think that happened? I think that happened. I think that happened. Maybe we should call her to ask.

Wait, what do you mean? I don't think that happened. What do you mean you don't think that happened? Why not? Momins are garbonzo. Air delivery. I'll eat anything. Okay, but for real.

Yeah. It was reported by Dex-Starkto-Dex. That's not even a real place. That's not. What did you read? What did you just say? It's Austinog. Dex-Tex?

Dext-Totex. Dext-Tard-Dat. You just gave up halfway through. You just said Dex and then you just made the rest up. Yeah, you kind of freestyled it. Mom spaghetti. Dixerdonox, like Dixcerto, but Austinx. The Sturtonox.

Dix Sturtonox. Close enough. I just, I only replied a real hard-hitting journalism. Wow. Wow. What qualifications does Dixotech have? Replying to random people on TikTok being like, if I had a crush on a streamer, but their ex is so pretty.

And you were like, who's the tea? Yeah, you say, give me the tea? You know that TikTok had like, 600 likes. I don't show up on my 4-you page. What the hell are you doing? That means I'm for you. You're deep.

Let me hear your tea. Yeah. You said, let me hear your tea. And she responded and was like, she was like, I love Moise critical. She was like,

it's not Hassan. Yeah. She's like, it's not Hassan. I didn't think it was Hassan for the record. When I see someone, okay, let's, let's unpack that for a second. You see just a girl on TikTok says,

I have a crush on a streamer. You assume it's you? I didn't. You just did. I had to investigate. No, I saw, on my.

for you page I saw it's not Hassan replies to cutie Cinderella and I was like the fuck is this and then as a boomer I had to like click through the TikTok's awful can't a girl have hobbies and it's replying to people's TikToks you do love replying to TikToks you and we have so much in common you do me and him we both love potatoes oh god a potato we both love making music crazy right now I just ate so much random junk yeah sadly but We, I doubt two bulgogies that you brought. I didn't like, I'll say it. I didn't like some parts of your interview.

I didn't like the part that was like so many women or gay men would change. They would do anything for the spot. I have watching Hassan pump his muscles with sweat, beat it on his chest hair. I was like, what is this? You didn't memorize the passage. This is crazy. I mean, it's, it's GQ, so I think it was like, okay, here's my question. It's supposed to be irreverent.

I mean this respectfully. It's like, that's a style. Who is GQ target audience? Gentlemen at a quarterly pace. Yeah. Gentleman's quarterly. Gentleman's quarterly. Yeah.

GQ is a, I read it when I was growing up. So men? Yeah. Straight men. Straight men. All types of men. I'm convinced all straight men are gay. It's like, well, yes.

I mean, they just are. You're, I think your significant other sets of bad precedent. What does that mean? He's saying Ludd's gay as fuck He is not gay as fuck For the record So he's moderately gay Yes, all of you are

All of you are little gay No, we're gay as hell But we're like cool gay Yeah, we're sick Ludwig's cool gay Guys Stop Ludwig is very cool gay

He's so gay He's closeted gay Guys, my boyfriend's gay Okay He's like oh I like Marvel movies Type gay No he doesn't like Marvel movies We're like getting nasty

in the bathroom. That's right. No, he's just a little more shy. We're throwing it down. I'm Mr. Turned your boyfriend gay. Well, he's, he's just gay, okay? He's like... Yeah, he's a stay at home, sit on the couch,

won't even watch drag race type gay. He doesn't know one drag racer, that's true. There you go. Ask me a question. Ask me a name. Ask me a name right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you think?

Do you think we're talking about? Wait, drag racer? I didn't even catch that. No, I know you're talking about Rupal. Okay, okay. Yeah, but he doesn't know who Rupal is. Oh, turn, cover girl. But he knows any freaking anime guy.

That's true. She fracks. Yeah, she's a big property owner and fracks. Rupal, fracks? Yeah, look it up. March Pull it up. Rupal. Frack queen.

that's a people's problematic fave right there what where's she fracking it RuPaul's face criticism for leasing land he owns in Wyoming for fracking operations um yeah I just didn't I don't really understand like

I read that article and I was I that was my thought was who's supposed to be reading this yeah um Sam biker fan yeah and just like dudes in general I mean I've never read it so they did get me

apparently uh ESPN analyst was read it and was like right or was posting about it on blue sky. I forget her name now. Mina. Kine? Yeah. Oh, I love Mina Kine. Yeah, she's like, I think she's also friends with Dan Lebitard, so that's probably why

she might have known who I am. Yeah. Mina Kines is a down ass bitch, and she knows football. Yeah, well, she also knows Hassanabe. There are so many football commentators that I don't agree with any of their takes. She's a down ass bitch. She knows her shit. If you ever want to come on the pod, Mina, we'd have you in a second.

Wait, what was she talking about it on blue sky? Yeah, what did she say? Yeah, she was posted on blue sky like, I feel crazy old reading this article on Hasanabe, and it was just like the segment of the article where it's like, Hassan hangs out with like speed runner point girl, which I didn't say that. That was awesome. No, it was crazy. Shout out point crow.

Because like it was like Husson got a shot out, shout out, but I know, you did too, but like, no, you did, but it was like offhanded. No, it was like, no, he did. Everybody did. What was my shout out? Well, did Austin not? Oh, you didn't? Yeah.

What was my shout out? No, he was like saying like he does his podcast with his friends, Cudy Cinderella, Will Nap Austin show. No, but that's what I'm saying. I didn't even tell him, I didn't even tell him like, he was asking me like, what do you do, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, oh, well, I just like hang out with normie friends all the time. I don't really want to reveal her identities because why the fuck would I do that?

But then, but then he asked me about like what I did the day prior and I'd play basketball. I was like, oh, I play basketball with like these bunch of streamers. Like the streamer Ludwig, he throws it. He throws like a Sunday ball session. And he was like, who are the streamers? And then I told him like, oh, it's like Buddha, Ludwig Point Crow was there. And, and he just wrote that as like, he hangs out with his friends, Ludwig Buddha and Point Crow. This the speed runner.

You do hang out with Point Crow, the speed runner all the time. I'll say something about the article. What? I could have taken better photos of you. Gas, bud. Those photos sucks. GQ, you need to fucking do better. G-P.

That's crazy. That's like, that's, what? No, I thought they were great. First of all, shouts out to the photographer. She did a great job. I stand by it. If anything, it's my fault, if the photos look bad. I'll take credit for her.

Yeah, you're ugly. Maybe she'd get crazy. But the camera, the camera that she shot everything with was like this Japanese camera that you have to crank every time. What? It's on film. All I'm saying is, I used to take photos of you, if I'm taking a soundpiker photos, I'm getting seats wet. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I think it was fine. Can we pull it up? I'm frothing up, Labia. Can we? Not bad. No, just like the actual photos. It's on,

it's on Instagram too. Probably find it on GQ Instagram. They did tweet about it a bunch. They posted some of my choice quotes from it when I said like Big Z, he's going to bring woke Sharia to New York. Every building has to face mecca. Yeah, why are you talking like this?

Yeah, well, the fuck are you talking like what i don't know it sounds like you're rapping i wait that does sound like a rap song you sound like action bronson bro this photo's weird yeah yeah i look not great yeah i will admit i would photo not great this photo not great that one's good that one's good that one's good you look very vascular yeah that one looks good yeah like you think you think taylor's like passing through the pages right i think i think i do think that and then she's like she's like I do you think she's licking her

quickly passing her looking her finger like and then just like you know flipping through who's purchasing a paper magazine her boyfriend's in it her boyfriend is she's reading the stupid ass article like you did you probably will purchase the magazine because her boyfriend's in it yes I don't know

how many times I've had to explain you guys I am a Taylor Switch fan I don't give a shit about Travis Kelsey I don't care I don't care what man so you didn't watch podcast? No, I haven't actually. Wait, whoa! I was a podcast! I know, I was busy.

I changed. No, I have always been this way. Do you even like to have served anymore? Oh my God. Oh, my God. I think Chapal Rhone is paid in the space in her heart. You got a raging Chapel Rhone. You're so dumb inside and out. You guys know I travel all the time and I'm always looking for somewhere. great to stay. And when I'm with you guys, especially, I'm always looking for a bunk bed because you guys love sleeping in bunk beds. And you know how I can find that? Booking.com. You can filter

by all the things you're looking particular needs. Me personally, I know my little guy over here usually says over. He needs a hot bathroom for a selfie, you know? And so I'm looking for that. I'm looking for bunk beds. I'm looking downtown locations so I can go bar hop and you know me. And I can find the perfect place to stay on booking.com. Anyone can if I can do it. You can find exactly what you're booking for. Bookin.com, bookin. Yeah.

Book today on the site or in the app. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com. Booking dot, yeah. Book today on the site or in the app. Are you okay? Okay. No, listen, I don't care about Travis Kelsey.

Tears on your... Not knowing how to spell squirrel. Fuck. What? Tears on your sweater. No. What was it? Guitar.

Tears on your guitar. Get back to scarf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you stole my scarf. I love Taylor Swift. I'm not changing my opinion on that. I don't know.

I feel like I was just throwing it your way. So to test you and you failed. I feel like you forgot who Taylor's... We're worried about you. I know Taylor Swift enough that she's not looking at your ass in a dumb I'm pretty sure when she was flipping through the bag she stopped because I was like oh there's my beautiful team why would she have a paper version because it was sent to him because he was in the magazine it's just not happening that's what magazines do it she cares about the environment

she's not getting paper okay yeah yeah yeah yeah she cares about it she burned the paper she was like send me 10 more so I can burn a couple that was freaking funny okay okay Okay, fine. She saw you. Now what? You think she loves you now? I think she probably was like, oh, is that my tea? Is that big tea? While she was scrolling through. And then she was like, whoa, wait a minute. What is this article about?

She said, that's big age. No, this guy seems like a cool guy. And then she read the article and was like, fuck Israel. That's what I want to say. I'm Taylor Swift. I'm saying, fuck Israel. Okay. Yeah. That's what I think happened. Do you want to cut that?

So fucking stupid So if you don't know I'm going to watch the new heights episode Just like God how many millions of people actually watched it Oh one million It's got 12 million views I checked Yeah you know what his other episodes have

25,000 views I looked at that podcast I was like That's crazy there's some there's some with like 300K It depends They had Bill Murray on Yeah Don't worry if you ever want to come on, baby. People got really mad at me, people, football fans.

Am I right? Oh, I hate them, especially Jets fans. Because I was saying, I was like, okay, Taylor clearly loves this guy if she's doing, she has never done an album announcement this chill. Well, I gave you my theory. You did give me a theory. I had the same theory. And go.

Oh, you had the same theory? And also, I think Travis Kelsey. In the wee hours, this is so fucking parasycial, what am I doing? In the wee hours of the night was like, oh, babe, I'm stressed about my career. I don't want to do this much longer. My shoulder hurts. But what about your podcast? And he's like, ah, and she's like, well, what if I do my album announcement?

He's like, oh, would you do that? Like, yeah, I'll do that. Oh, my God. Isn't that parisotial as fuck? I can do it too. Yeah, but also at the same time, I feel like the audience profile is very different. So, I mean, it doesn't matter. It got, freaking.

Yeah. got people into the Kansas City cheese she got I know but like but like you know they're there because they want to get a croma Taylor I feel like if they're just like yeah but they get married and you know that Taylor's in the other room every single time he's recording then it's like uh I'm gonna say 15 million I saw earlier it was 12 mil so I'm assuming yeah okay 13 mil yeah it's it's it's crazy I mean so I was I was on my stream obviously I was watching the countdown on our website for the new album. Wait,

so you were live streaming and you didn't watch their live stream premiere? No, this was before that. This was the original countdown freaking on Monday. Yeah, yeah. And so, and I was talking about it and I was like, it's so crazy because at this point we knew she was going on the podcast. It's like,

it's so crazy that she's going on the podcast. Like, what the? I was like, honestly, it's crazy how much, like she must really like this guy because she's putting him on more than like ever. You know what I'm saying? Like Calvin Harris, he got a song from her. You know, John Mayer got a duet.

She won't, what was that? What was that? What was that? TikTok's like, she's a teeny tiny girl. Oh my God, that's insane. Yo, Mark, can you pull that up, please, let's watch that. No one needs to watch that ever again. Cuddy Cinderella, spiritual spirit animal.

It's this person that's like, she was like, I'm just so excited. Shit, hang on. No, no, it's cool. Pull it up. I don't know what's a look. Taylor, Taylor's weird. Tiny Goyle. Yeah. Taylor Swift, teeny tiny girl, tic-tok, viral.

Um, so anyway, I was, so I was streaming and I said, I was like, this crazy that she's putting them on so much. She's putting them on more than she's ever put on a man. Like I will say, I mean, Maddie Healy, she put on quite a bit. Yeah, the first one. The first one. Oh, my God. It's so, this is so hard to watch.

I'm so excited that Taylor Swift gets to be small girl with. with Travis Kelsey because he is a large boy and she gets to be small girl he can just scoop her up she's not gonna be the monster she gets to be small girl small girl she always dates these

medium men this this lady fired 35 people right after this from her PR agents because she was feeling like small yeah I'm just making it up but I'm just what the fuck just trying to say that like this is a person

with a job. Why are you besmirching the small girl? This is a person with a job You go to her TikTok at a high This is an executive This is a marketing executive Is she? I mean she's got a million She's not a marketing executive What are you talking about? I think she was a marketing

executive then maybe You're just making you're just saying stuff Okay Let's fucking Don't you have a degree in this? Let's stock this woman What is she doing? No, we were. That's what we just started

Oh, sorry. No, we're not doing that. Sorry, my apologies. So how often do you feel like small girl? Never. Loebuck doesn't make you feel teeny tiny girl. We're the same size. I feel bad now that. Nah, he's got, he's got back.

He's got a big back. Okay, excuse me. We got this. It's true. No, we're not binding and soaking. We're not going to make you feel like small girl. Oh my God. I'm not soaking.

It's crazy. I'll jump for you guys. Yeah, you're making me want to jump. Okay. So. That was quick. I've always been quick. You can ever hear it because this dumb ass next to me is always like,

I was on an airplane. Yeah, fuck him. You guys want to hear about the gay sex I had recently? What's the last one? I hate my landlord. Like, I don't know.

Wait, that was a banger. Like, you can do both now. Okay, I'm going to be honest. We're cutting off the next thing is with the rest of your impressions, consider it that's the best impression you've ever done.

You're not really setting a high bar here. I got on America. What is that? It's just you saying America. That's my Obama. America. That's so bad. I don't even know if it's problematic or not.

No, that's like, that's the safest. Hey, here's my Obama. Just kidding. It's just my voice. Because there's nothing different. Like, you know what I mean? That's like, that's what you did. That's very based of him.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like a white dude on TikTok singing along to a rap song. Am I racist again? No, no, we're saying you're anti-racies. Like, imagine she tried to do like Chris Tucker voice or something. Like, this is my Obama. One, two, three.

That would have been racist, call it, call me, mommy. That would have been racist if you did that. Okay. No. So I can do it because I'm good at it. Yeah, well, that's the rule. The rule is if you're good at it, then you can do it. If you're bad, you're racist.

What does he say? Uh, one, two, three. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? I don't know if that's very good. I'm just, it's so good. Okay, play Chris Tucker for a second. It's so good. Play Chris Tucker.

March pulled that up. Play Chris Tucker. Sometimes Marsh doesn't want to listen to you. Yeah, it's great. Do your fucking job, Bruce. He won't even book a fucking guess. He's like, it's not my job. I'm the producer.

I don't book guests. I don't even. What is your job? Pull up fucking Chris Tucker! I don't pull up a job application. I don't pull up something. Pull up a LinkedIn, make an account, Mark. Sorry, I'm usually defending you, but this,

I had some funny ones, so I threw him in there. So I torched your ass. I just feel like telling someone to make a LinkedIn. Bro still typing Chris Tucker. Oh my God. Are you wanting to look up? Chris Docker! There, here.

What you tell him? I just told him we were smoking, man. And we were just chilling. That's ice cube. bad. It's good. That wasn't a that one.

Thank you. Okay, you can pause now. I prove my point. I'm not doing it Chris Tucker when my Obama already peaked. Yeah, there's no reason to go back.

I mean, an awesome show. Thank you. Tremendous. He's going to call me about that. He's going to make, do you like me? Barbecue ribs and pussy too.

Who was that? Pull up pussy to Obama. We don't. We know. No, pull it up. When was Obama talking about pussy? Oh, you got. to see it to believe it girl what oh yeah he was reading something i forget what it was

yeah another guy said but i tell you what you won't see me moving to no african jungle anytime soon or some goddamn desert somewhere sitting on a carpet with a bunch of air rabs no sir and you you won't see me stop eating no ribs either got at them ribs and pussy too don't malcolm now you know that ain't going to work is he reading a book yeah i forget the context of this i just it lives in my mind i think i like to think that's good said that yeah he did say ethereal bisexual bisexuals that he tried to ris up in college by behave like acting like he was social it he fake he was a fake marks like you guys have that income yeah that's right i'm sorry that was just me yeah um that and the war crimes yeah yeah yeah really really

You're learning so much. This is like my little American. Didn't I teach you about 9-11? Oh, I'll tell you about it. You want to know? What happened on 9-11? I watched a documentary a few weeks ago. What is it called?

Uh-oh. Why are you making that face? Because this could go very self, very quick. Knowing your profile and your eclectic taste and your algorithm, you could have watched a very weird 9-11 documentary. I watched it on Netflix and it was really good. No, it's the one on Netflix. It was really good. It was like Manhunt Osama bin Laden.

That's not even a 9-11 document. That documentary sucks, by the way. They have like Mick Bouyea in it, Robert O'Neill. Who the fuck is that? They got one of the dudes who fake shot Osama. Wait, he fake shot him? Well, these Navy SEALs, the ones that do come out and like write books and do like tell-offs are notorious fabulous.

Like, they make a lot of stuff up. Am I going to hear about this? fucking album or what? No, no, wait, hold on. She just said Taylor's... She's explaining 9-11, and I want to know. No. I don't know what 9-11 is.

What happened on 9-11? Well, the guy, what's crazy... Which guy? Well, the one guy, his... K, he starts with a K, and he's the mastermind behind 9-11 on Osama bin Laden and got all the credit.

Uh-huh. Do you know his name? I don't know. Who's the guy? But he also bombed the towers in freaking the 90s. Can he believe? Well, that wasn't Osama Vila, the blind cheek. Yeah, but that's, that was his move.

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? That documentary, I don't, I think that's more so how they found Osama Bin Laden. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, you want to hear? You know, he was just at his house, walking Payson, and they just watched his shadow. I just, it's just. He was right next to the ISI's military training facility.

That's where his compound was, which is why a lot of people suspect that maybe they knew about where he was beforehand. And they just kind of pulled the trigger for good, good clout. people say he didn't even get killed but they poured him in the ocean i didn't know that yeah that's exactly why didn't they show him oh shit why didn't they bring him and try him okay well it sounds like you have all the counterpoints to the documentary i saw no i didn't i don't know anything about nine eleven keep going it sounds like i know nothing no no no keep going about nine i want to understand just that a guy shot him yeah and they found video games on his computer and that was crazy to

Yeah, he had, uh, fuck, he, his, you can still pull up on one of these websites, like, I forget which one, on the government website, they have like all the trove of data that was on his, um, that was on his hard drives. They leak that? Yeah. We are way deep out. Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, American me up versus American me down, okay. Did you guys know that in Pakistan, when they were trying to find where Osama bin Laden,

was the American government initiated this thing where they did a mass inoculation campaign they were doing vaccines but the vaccines weren't actually real vaccines it was nothing what yeah they didn't put any of this in the documentary just like COVID no well yeah that too but no they they actually gave people in Pakistan fake vaccines to extract DNA from every single person that they had inoculated the track down potentially someone who was related to Osama bin Laden or maybe even Osama bin Laden himself and that created a tremendous amount of vaccine hesitancy in Pakistan. I'll think it one step further during COVID. The Philippines is in

contested territory in the backyard of China. It's the one holdout in the entire Asian security cooperative agreement that is still holding out and saying that like in refusing to cooperate with with China, right? Chinese military boats will constantly spray Filipino boats and stuff like that. Chinese military will engage in like these water wars and things like that, right? They're doing this because they're doing this at the behest

of America. So, China wants good favor from the Philippines. So during COVID, they do the soft power initiative. Soft power is when a country wants to do something nice to another country so that, like, the people of that, the population of that country actually like them more.

Cool. So China, goes, okay, we have a vaccine. It's called Cinovax, right? We have a COVID vaccine. This thing is obviously, you know, killing a lot of people. And America is not sending any vaccines anywhere, and they're actually holding on to the patents. You got Operation Warp Speed.

They won't even let, like, India produce the vaccines. Bill Gates actually plays a role in, like, not letting the vaccine patent be released, because, you know, God forbid people make vaccines for free. That save people's lives. Fuck you, Bill Gates. China sent Cinevax to the Philippines. The American government goes,

Oh, shit. Filipinos, they're going to start liking the Chinese a little bit too much. Okay. We won't be able to use the Philippines as like, you know, an instigator. Or we can just like, you know, kind of use that as like a last holdout in this like security cooperative that China's trying to put together. So the American government creates an online initiative to create vaccine hesitancy in the Philippines. They say the Cinevax makes you autistic, all the stuff. And Filipino people get terrified of the vaccine.

America in two separate countries has created vaccine hesitancy, which has led to many deaths as a consequence of people not getting properly inoculated against diseases. But it's interesting because we have vaccine hesitancy all on our own. Yeah, I think that's why we gave it to people. Maybe we were projecting. Yeah, we were just like, you can have a little taste of America freedom right there. That's crazy.

Yeah, there you go. America, me down. I didn't know that. Wow. Turns out I don't need to. Turns out I could just get my information from Hassan instead of watching Netflix documentaries sometimes. No.

Keep watching Netflix documentaries and the Lemon Party. Lemon party? Lemon stand? The Lemon show. Lemon party is a picture of a bunch of old guys fucking each other. Marsh, pull that up. Lemonade stand podcast. is what you're talking about.

Marsh, pull that up. Marsh, please don't make me too. Pull that up. Come on, man. Podcast, pull up Lemon Party. Let's see what the territory looks like. Mark, type it in your browser.

Do it. Whatever you guys do, don't watch this podcast. This is what you'll see. All right, pull that up. There you go. He's crying. Ryan. Why are you on the verge of tears? I don't know what I'm saying. It's just another

rival podcast. Do it. Dead! Wait, what the fuck? Wait, go to the URL. Yeah, that sounds like it works. Must be over 18. I'm over 18. What the fuck is this? Oh, that's regular porn.

Dude, that's crazy. What happened? They scrub the old men fucking? Someone needs to buy Back Lemon Party. Well, I mean, they're taking it back. The podcast has taken it back. They're doing their best. They need to.

It feels like they don't care about their fans. Why did they choose Lemon Party as the name? Is it because they fuck? Is it because they're a bunch of old white guys? As soon as the cameras turn off, I do believe that they're fucking each other. Yeah. There'll be a Netflix documentary about it someday. They're just like us.

Not cutie. A little jumping. Just the dudes. Just the boys. Just the boys. Would you jump for Hassan and I when I soak his butt? No, I don't want to jump for you guys. Okay, you can jump.

Selfish. When he soaks my ass, you can jump. Respectfully. I'm going to just start talking about butt fucking till you do this Taylor Swift Double. I don't know if I could do enough. You guys are kind of big. You think I could move?

Bat shaming? No, like you're just big guys. Do you think I could move the bed enough? No, I want to be small girl. Yeah. And you're going to have to take it in the butt. If you want to feel like a small girl, then he has to go. I want to be small bean.

He has to be the big spoon. I don't even know if you can soak in the ass. Yes, you can. Why couldn't you? Because I feel like, I feel like it's already so hard to put it in there. So then you just stay still, idiot. No, but I'm saying like, like the whole point of soaking. Will would not push you out.

The whole point of soaking is that you can like, like slipping it in is easy. You know, oops, on accident, we just put it in. We're not pulling it out. But if you're putting your penis inside of an asshole, like, that requires a lot of... I know. There's a lot of prep and there's a lot of, yeah. There's a lot of prep and, you know, you're taking the initiative. You're fucking at that point.

Speaking of ass play, I saw you talking about eating Vannell Mace's ass. How's that going? What? I'm not... Oh, we're joking. Yo, you are on your hot girl shit and you're all. Also, bro, she has new friends. She's like hanging out with this girl, Katie A-B or something.

Can I say something? What is that? That clip made me happy. Whoa. Because I realized that your closest friends, you say fucked up shit too. Like, I've realized that when I'm out in public, I have to, like, throttle my weirdness. Uh-huh. So that's why, like, sometimes, like, I'll meet a fan.

I'm like, hi, how you doing? I'm Will Neff. Nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, 10 minutes later, I got a greatness. grab Marsh and be like, I'm going to suck your balls just to, I got to get it out. I got to get it out. We need HR. And I

feel like you kind of have that with Benella Mason, your new friends now. You look happy. No, I'm just making a joke. Wait, does that mean? Yeah, but you were making a nasty joke. Does that mean she's good friends with those? Because she gets fucking really mean. I am meanness to the people I like the most.

Because I know you can take it. What the, I can't take it. I get sad. I'm not going to change. You want me to I'm not going to change for you. You should not want me to. No, but I was happy about that. You know what I mean. I'm not actually going to eat her ass.

No. No, he's saying that he's cool that you found. You have a friend that you can say weird fucked up things with. Yeah, but that's not real. That's just silly. You guys actually want to suck each other off. What are you homophobic? Yes, that's the whole point of this podcast.

What the fuck is going on? I'm happy this one's gone. I don't think you guys should be so gay. My boyfriend is gay, though, so don't freaking say he's not. Piss me off again. You got a lot going on. Oh, my God. So, anyway.

So who's the new friend, Katie B? Katie B. She is a 22-year-old from Kentucky who has never kissed any of her cousins. That's rare. I feel like when you say that, like, to lead off, now I'm worried that she has. I asked her explicitly. She said no. I feel like that's like a gold star Kentucky.

You know what I mean? It's like, oh, I've never, I've never kissed a cousin. They're like, come on. I don't know. She said she didn't. I did ask in case anyone was wondering, she's never kissed a cousin. She said that's a different part of Kentucky, which I feel like that's what I would say. I feel like everyone in the wrong part of Kentucky.

Yeah. Wait, have you kissed a cousin? No. I feel like don't Mormons get down like that too? No. Yeah, they do. Probably. I don't know.

Mormons definitely get down weird style. Those are different type of Mormon. They're just in breeding. It's a different type of one. That's a different part of Utah. Yeah, yeah. That's when your uncle jumps for him. Oh, God.

So, Katie's funny, though. You'd like her. She went viral for, will you actually pull it up, Marsh? Katie B. pimped out Chevrolet at a. That's crazy that he just was so quick to pull that. I'm nice to him. That's crazy. Like, we have to beg him.

He saw him pulled up lemon party. Right here. This is where she went famous for. All right. Let's see. What do you want to get in my pimped out Chevrolet. 28. The candy taste.

Steady Cripping on the interstate. What do you think? I like it. Yeah. What the fuck are zoomers on? Hmm? I don't even. I'm old.

What didn't you get? I'm old. I just, I don't. I mean, it was funny, but like, what was the deep fried?

She's an icon. The deep fried memes. What was that? The images. If you have to ask, you're too old. That's what I'm saying. Like, you understood the meme. Oh, I understood it.

Okay. It was high art. Explain the meat. It was core to my character, actually. Yeah, explain the memes. Listen, old man, don't waste my time. Okay, yeah, yeah. Wait, why are we going to talk about this fucking Taylor Swift album?

We're going to get there. I honestly feel like we should just delay it to the end of the episode now. No one actually wants to hear it. That's not true. What the fuck is wrong? Every time I talk about Taylor Smith, they get all mad at me. And I'm like, I'm sorry. Okay, here's a, here's a, here's a lob.

You've had a hard day. Yeah. I did a stupid trend on tech. Okay, you want the tea? Let's, hey, do you guys want to hear something that makes girls sad? I love tea. That's what I thought. I fucking love tea so much.

So, sometimes I want to do a Taylor Swift TikTok trend. And so I do a Taylor Swift TikTok trend, but then everyone is mean to me. Why? Because I did, she has a song that's like, I bet you think about me in your house. and your Mercedes bends in your organic shoes because there's the thing that goes with it that it's like I know all my exes are thinking about me this week

due to the announcement because obviously everyone in my life thinks about me when Taylor Swift comes out because I'm an insufferable fan I've made Taylor Swift my personality Taylor Swift might as well be my middle name I don't I never thought that crazy that you feel that way Well now I'm sad that you don't

It must be will that made you feel that way I'm so sorry She owns that. What would be the person? Why would, why would, why would, why would, why would I try so hard? If in the end it didn't even matter. I thought your dead mom was your personality. I didn't.

I can have multiple personalities if you haven't told, if you can tell. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. Queen, you can have as many personalities as you want. And so I did it. And then these people, all the gone, all the, all the men in the comment. It's crazy because all the girly pops are like, love it, you know, like, t-he funny. Mm-hmm.

All the men in the comments were like, oh, so you're thinking about your exes? And I'm like, no. That's not the point. Yeah. I'm saying that everyone in my life is thinking, because obviously Taylor Swift writes or writer X's. So that's the layer to the joke too is like, because people are always like,

that's all Taylor Swift writes about it, but it's not all she writes about. That's a funny thing. Being a dude is so hard. Really. You're just scrolling. You're just scrolling on your for you page, and then you see random white ladies singing along to a Taylor Swift song,

instantly get mad. Start talking about how, start trying to figure out numerous, different ways of how you can say, fuck you to this person. Very strange. He's being facetious. Very strange existence, I think.

They said that I'm still, that I'm disrespecting Ludwig, that I'm still obsessed with my exes, because I'm making fun of my exes, means that I'm obsessed with them. Oh, that's awesome. When in reality, I just copy and pasted a TikTok trend

that I thought was funny. Yeah. Yeah. March, can you pull up that TikTok, please? My TikTok? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I thought you were going to get,

You're like, no, no, I'm on my TikTok grind. I even did a dance today. I've been going crazy. I saw one where you're on a rooftop and you're like, oh, yeah. What was that? I'm not angry anymore. Well, sometimes. 219,000?

Yeah, because Jason. Jason, he's famous. That's just going crazy. That one. Yeah. And I bet you think about me. Wait, what the fuck is that? Hassan can't fight us all.

Wow. What the hell, bro? Ludwig is old, now he can't fight us. So this is the funny thing. The TikTok fans were fine because they know it's a trend. Yeah. But my social media person put it on Instagram.

And those people are old. They're pissed and they are mad and I am disrespectful. And I'm just like, I bet you're thinking about me. Yeah. You got them. They were. Okay, Taylor Swift,

how do we get her to speak out against the Israel Leave it alone She's got an album coming out Okay There's an album coming out All right

Wasn't Superman enough for you No but she was like Tight with the Hadid's And I remember like she went To Rami Yusuf's show Right after Like When the you know

When all the stuff was like really heated And then I remember Because girly pop nation She was like damn Taylor like I think she might stand with Palestine And in my heart in my head canon, I'm, I'm still

relitigating that moment. You don't have to. This is parisocial, but I do wonder, and this is, and I don't, I don't try to give the parasycial. And you guys, okay, if you a, ah, ah! Look what you did. Because what happens is they'll be like,

cutie, you're always parisocial with Taylor's stuff. No, I'm not. Look up the definition of parisocial. I'm just a fan, but this is going to be a parissocial. And that's why I'm so multifaceted, and I don't get enough credit for that. I don't give enough credit for being multifaceted.

I'm like a Swiss army knife of a human, okay? More like a swift army knife. Thank you. I'll take it. It's the first time we've ever said something quick in your life. Anyway, so what I was saying is I wonder if part of her is traumatized because when she spoke out against Trump,

it was bad. So I wonder if she like, because that was like the, well, she did the one thing against the lady in Tennessee that was like not protecting women who were getting like domestically abused and stalkers and stuff like that. But she did speak out somewhat very, not even somewhat. I think she spoke out very vocally, politically. And it, in favor of her boyfriend's podcast.

No, no, before this, before this. Like against Trump and against the senator in Tennessee and stuff like that. And I wonder if, I mean, she did say she voted for Camilla and that wasn't even. Camilla. I always do that. Kamala. Sorry, I'm dyslexic. That's not, that one's a hard name for me.

Kristen, Kristen, Kirsten, that's all the same word. True. Anyway, and so my parasycial take is I wonder if she's like afraid. Yeah, I could see that. I don't know. I get that. But I'm making excuses for celebrities. I don't know.

Yeah. But that is my parasycial take or, well, I don't think this would be the case anymore. Sorry. I got another theory. Uh-huh. We set up. cutie Cinderella's Swift

adjacent sourdough blog every day you make a different type of sourdough bread that is related to a Taylor Swift album I don't think she's that self-indulgent but she does fuck with sourdough she loves sourdough

if you have a really good starter or whatever it's called what's it called that's a starter I think it's literally a starter yeah you got it you should something. And then, and then... It'd have to be something she's...

After a couple weeks in... Hasn't said out loud that she thinks is like beautiful, like friggin... Violet Sunshine or some shit. So after a couple weeks... She just always has these terms that she loves. After a couple weeks, you're doing like these kinds of things. You've cultivated a fandom.

Taylor Swift is probably watching. Then you do like a free Gaza sourdough bread recipe. And then Taylor Swift reads that. Boom. Laser to the head. She comes out. she's like we have to we have to free Palestine I don't think I will convince Taylor Swift but I appreciate it I just I didn't realize it was a one-sided relationship that you had with Taylor's I know it seems like it's it seems like I've got herself it does but really does

feel like she did go on someone else's podcast before mine which is crazy because like I've known of her longer oh I do places oh oh because the song I go places. Yeah, that's good. He had to look it up on it. Yeah, I don't want. Okay, I'm doing my best. I just don't. Anyway, so

okay. She has a new album. Oh. That's crazy. I guess we're going to have to talk about it behind the paywall. Behind the paywall. Wow. We should just title this to Taylor Swift episode.

Yeah. We shouldn't. We shouldn't. We shouldn't. I talked about 9-11. Oh, so you don't want the swift these to see you like this? Turned out, I knew nothing, even though I watched so many episodes. I didn't know anything. You were explaining.

I forgot the guy's name that's like really evil, but... All right, y'all, thank you for watching. We'll see you behind the paint hall. We're going to be reviewing some of Hassan's GQ photos that didn't make it in the magazine. Yeah, naked ones. Full cock. Yeah, that's right. Go to patreon.com slash fear, and we'll see you next time.

Peace. Peace. Put Bozo in the spotlight. Dude, you're fried, bro. Oh, look at me go. Oh, oh, oh, wake, wake, wake, wake, wait, wait, quick, look, look, wait, quick, look. The hawk, you are going. She looks good at that.

Yeah, oh, Jesse saves it up over here. It's me, not you. It's over. They call it March. Just play Peebee time. Play the Pee-B time. Just play the Pee-P time. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you pulled it, but remember, March pulled it in the past. Yeah, March has done those before. I'm going to kill this. Okay.