Fear& - The After Wedding Show | Fear&

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcasts where we celebrate Will Neff's birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear, we'll have. Happy birthday to you. Yay.

He's going to blow. We need to stop. before he commits Sudoku on camera. Sudoku is a math puzzle. How are you? See, I said that deliberately and he didn't even pick that up.

Oh, how are you, Will? 24 years young. 24 years old, celebrating his birthday. And Qudy has brought you a key lime pie. My favorite. Thank you,

Katie. Favorite, favorite, favorite. I got your presents. Oh, wow. So many presents. If you guys don't know Will hates his birthday. He's not a big fan of his birthday.

Also, probably not helped by the fact that he made a drive from a far away distance because we were all at my... This is so cool. There's the Dorel Revis jersey. I'm going to get this framed. This is so awesome. He's got a signature on it. This one isn't from me. This one's from Benson Boone.

Oh. He's like Benson Boone directly was like give this to your friend. I told them that you stole my Benson Boone shirt, and they said, all right, well, here's this. So, Benson Boone's team. Oh, my gosh. Benson Boone sent it on over just for you. It specifically said for Will. That's awesome.

That's for you. And then... He looks so hot. One surprise. Well, that was a surprise, but that was from Benson. And then you knew about this one, but this was surprise from me. Oh, my gosh. I'm making...

I'm actually measuring the worth of all the gifts that you got to Will and comparing it to the gifts that I've gotten. What did I get? I don't think I got this on anything. Did I? But you have, what can you get a man that has everything? Yeah.

Will has everything too. What the hell? Well, I, surely I got him something. Yeah, I'm sure you did. I got you one thing once. Yeah.

Probably. It's cute. That's good. I'll have somewhere to put off. It's a little China container and it says drugs. Oh, that's amazing. Does it have any of it?

No. From your store? No. No, it's just from this. This is cute. I saw it in the window. Will you actually put them in there? Oh, I don't think I have enough drugs.

I mean, because if a cop. Like your grandma's ashes. But if it, yeah. Yeah. If a cop shows up, if a cop shows up and he's not going to think it's in there. He's not going to think that's drugs. He's going to say, come on, officer. There's no way I'd put that in there.

It's the last thing they'd expect. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. I just think you'd need so many drugs. Yeah, but that's like basically where you'd, she's saying is like, you know, now you have something to work towards. Something to aspire to. Okay. Yeah. Like to fill that up with this

many drugs. Horses are going to go without tranquilizer if I fill that thing up. Yeah. Well, they don't need it. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. This is dope. I have a guy that I frame stuff with that I'm not immediately friends with. This is awesome. Put it up to my, next to my

Broadway Joe. This is cool. Dorel Revis. I wonder why he signed it number 29 on a 24. It's interesting. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. I love this.

Thank you. You're welcome. I also love the Benson Boone album. Shout out. Thanks, Benson. Why are you such a Benson hater? I'm not. No, say it.

Benson's watching this because he wanted to know what Will was going to say on this album. So say what you want to say about Benson? Say it out loud. Say it proud. What do you want to say? I don't know. I don't know, Besson.

Feels like you got something to say. Say it. No, I just, I don't know anything about him. I became more of a fan after I saw his cover of it. Well, cover of Adele. and his beautiful singing.

He's hot. Yeah, he's hot, but like there's a lot of hot guys out there. Well, he's the hot. And you like him on. I know. I'm looking at a couple of them right now, but just because they're hot. Wow. Speaking of hot guys.

Interesting. What's going on? Well, what's crazy? You really, so we were at this wedding last night. Okay, first of all, we got to talk about that. What? Okay, go on. Because we were at the wedding, my brother's wedding.

Yeah. And that you invited yourself. potential he had COVID so well here's well I don't know if he doesn't now here's the deal I hope you don't have COVID I will let the folks at home decide what you can be on your own island this week this I'll let the folks at home decide what was right no no he's gotten tested for the record leave him alone his partner had COVID he didn't know thank you so this is what happened I was sick for about a week and a half and I don't know what I had but then Christian comes home and the night before the wedding and tests positive for COVID for

those of you who are in doubt about that diagnosis, I have the picture of the test, and also I have a photo of the COVID test on FaceTime with Caroline. We are there now that we have to keep our fucking COVID tests to prove. Yes, I still have the COVID test. I still,

the COVID is attached to the test. We can send it to the lab, if that's what we think is necessary. I even called Caroline, I said, Hassad is not going to believe this. Assad is not going to believe it. I still don't. Yeah, he's not going to believe So I said, okay, I have COVID, what is the responsible decision to make?

That's why I make it. You don't have COVID. If you had COVID, you wouldn't be here. No, I know. I don't have. I have been testing negative for COVID, but out of an abundance of caution where there was a very large group gathering. Of old-ass people.

Of older people. I said in the off chance that I do have COVID. Guys, I'm not that old. Right? In the off chance that I do have COVID, it would be smart. stay back. Now, in the case of my podcast, co-hosts, you know, you guys are youthful with good working immune systems, and I have tested negative. We're a couple days away. You have been, you have tested negative routinely. Yes. And you tested negative before the event as

well. I did. I did. And my thing is, you know. Okay. What's your thing? You invited yourself. Hold on, hold on, hold on. To my brother's wedding. Okay. I forgot my brother's wife's name. Well, at the time, hey, your honor, at the time, it was just his fiance. That's right.

You forgot my brother's now wife, but at the time, fiance's name. Yeah, right. After invite, I just, I want to stress this one more time.

You invited yourself. I was going to be invited anyway. Invited yourself. I was going to be invited anyway. To my brother's wedding. Your honor, that's a leading question. Yeah,

thank you. Well, he did invite himself. I don't know what that means. Is it not true? I don't, He definitely did. He's 100% invited himself.

I don't even think Marat fucks with you, for real, for real. No, no. Cudy Cinderella was not, like, cutie Cinderella just basically threw it out there that she would make the cake. Like, that was her involvement. I didn't respectfully didn't want to go. I'll be honest with you.

I'm going to go out on the limb and say, I may talk to Marat on the phone more than you do. Oh. No, you don't. On the phone. No, you don't. I call him. We talk.

I talk to my brother on the phone every day. Okay, well, then maybe you're right. You talked to him more than I do. That's an insane statement. I was just, I thought maybe I had something there, but evidently I didn't. You have nothing. Okay, I called Marat to let him tell. You know who you disappointed the most?

Who? My father. I did not. Yes, but. Really? Why are you trying to hurt him like this? Because I'm hurt. Wait, because.

Wait, your father, your father was disappointed? Yes. What did he say? He said, well, why did he get a bigger thing? I used to, I used to. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Austin. Austin made me.

made me understand hold on. No, no. And now I'm reconsidering. No, no, no, no. You got to tell me what did your father say? Did he not understand? Did he not, did he think I was lying? He just went Is that way? He didn't think I was telling the truth.

I was advised by Caroline in particular. Don't try to shift the blame over to other people. Are you trying to throw my girlfriend? No. She made the right decision. She made the right call, right? I think. I think? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I could go back and leave him alone. Maybe next time

no. I don't know. I thought it was a responsible decision. You're going to get an indigestion. Look at him. He's stressed. You get married multiple times throughout your life, right? It's not that significant. I talked to Marat and he told me make the decision that you think is the right one. I won't hold it against you and make it up to me by getting your pilot's license is what he told me. You know, you've known Marat for what, 15 years? What do you think that means? You make the right decision. What do you think that means? Leave them below!

Wait. Do you want to know? Yeah. Oh, he's so... He's not. Yeah, but... You made the right decision. Okay?

He's mad? He's like his brother. They're both totally unfair when it comes to this. No, I don't care. He's pissed? I wouldn't say he was pissed. What? You're not invited to the next one.

You said you wanted to know. I'm the one sticking up for you. It's fine. You made the right decision. This is delicious. I mean, did he want me? What if I would have gone and given everybody COVID? Would that have been worth it?

You want to know the funniest thing? The house you rented was fucking gigantic. Yeah. And it was Caroline and I in a four-bedroom house. and we couldn't convince anybody to leave the wedding grounds to stay with us because so

it was a trailer part yeah that you stayed at yes yes that was the venue and we stayed in trailers and this is very moran but like he likes to universalize the experience of adventure for people who don't want to

potentially do things like that myself included so the struggle is a part of the the appeal for him and therefore I tried to communicate the will despite the fact that it would have been very nice to stay at the four-story mansion that Austin had okay well however many stories it is I heard

I had every intention of going to that wedding Austin you made the right decision but I can't believe Marad is disappointed in me sometimes you can't have your cake and eat it too So what is he, why, how could I, how could I alleviate his disappointment? What, what can I tell him? You should buy everything off his wedding registry. I've done that.

You've already done that? Not for him. Oh. No, I'm saying in general, like I've done that in the past. Well, I'll take a look at it. They had a crock pot on there. Oh my God, I'm already there. And you love croc pots?

I love a crock pot. Yeah. So, saved. I'm already on it. You're clear. Everybody knows that everybody. Not one. You got to get multiple stuff.

No, I'm going. I'm going to. You need to be significant enough that they take notice of it and go, oh, Austin. I'm going to, everybody knows that you have one year from this wedding date. He was disappointed in the sense that he likes you and he knows that you and Christian would have brought a lot of levity. But Christian, definitely. Sorry, what the trick? My phone won't stop making noise.

I'm recording a podcast. What's that? It was Emmys. It was my, it was the Emmys. I was trying to pull up. I took a picture of your. Your name thing. It's a good disappointment.

It's good to be missed, is what I'm saying. Can you imagine if you didn't go and Marat was like, I'm glad he's not here? No, but like disappointed in a way that like you made a mistake disappointed or disappointed isn't? No, like that's sad that you're not there. Well, look, Marad, if you're listening right now, I'm going to take you out to a very nice to listen. Oh, he'll listen. Here. I'm going to take it.

Hugh. Oh. Justin's little. I sat on your seat. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. By the way, Cuddy Cinderella's cake was fabulous at the wedding. Oh, my God. But I have to give Caroline Kwan credit for the most athletic thing I've ever seen Caroline do in her entire life.

Cutie, uncharacteristic to her, full of adrenaline from racing out to the desert, tip the cake over. Wait, really? Caroline caught it one-handed, brought it back to vertical without damaging at all. And then went like that. And we were all like, Oh, my God. It was the most athletic thing I've ever seen my girl. So Caroline was in charge of holding the cake stand. And when he put it on the cake stand,

it can be wobbly. Sure. I was using this wooden cake stand that I haven't used it a long time. It was in fact very wobbly. So I have the cake like this and I set it and I overcompensate with my push. And so then it just starts going towards Caroline.

And she has one hand on the stand and the other she goes, and just kind of keeps it up straight. Now, how do you transport a cake? Dude, she had a whole, she had like a bank vault for it. She had some called a cake safe. Yeah, it's called a cake safe. I don't know if I recommend it.

It's, I was my first time using it. But it worked. It worked, but it, it shouldn't, I shouldn't have, I usually don't have to do as much cleanup. The reason I had to do a lot of cleanup because it was like a very long drive and it was hot. And so the cake was like melting. But it's a $400 box. It was cool. We can't see Gabe.

It made you look very official. But I just don't know if it's worth is what I learned. So I don't know. It's up in the air if it's worth it. Don't buy it yet. But, yeah. Cures out on that one. Well, it looked like a beautiful cake.

Gabe, the TV is still showing the cameras, all the cameras. Now, look, it looked like a beautiful cake, and I'm, uh, and I'm so happy that everybody got to enjoy it. You also missed on QD being officially, uh, inaugurated as a, as an ottoman. Huh? Like a table? She doesn't even know it yet. Like, no, like a Turk. She's Turkish in her blood and in her soul.

I ate so much Baclaval last night. She literally went. She had like six Baclaval. I had like 14. It was awesome. I was so stoked. She just kept going back and being like, hmm, I'm just going to have another Baclava.

And then she just like kept dipping out. She was more honey than woman. It was so dope. I got to go grab another Baclava. Yeah. But yeah, you did a phenomenal job. and I know I know that the journey was treacherous. I had an anxiety attack on my drive there.

Yes. Oh my God. And Ludwig didn't answer because he was in New York. Why didn't you call me? Well, you were on my list, but. How far down the list? Well, you were probably after Caroline. Caroline was at the venue and so I knew I was staring at my phone and I started having this panic attack.

A little bit, you're, you've now developed like, you're just known as like unreliable kind of. No. Do that. No, no, no. That's not it. It was just... This is an evil man. He's an evil man.

He's an evil man. I knew it. No matter what I said to him, I knew. I think he's more disappointed in me than Marat. Truly. Yeah, no, I knew that. For sure. Gosh, this is my favorite ad read because it's Mando.

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I won't. So I was like driving and I had those, if you're a panic attack, girly pop, you know the feeling where all of a sudden I'm like, wait, my heart is stopping. Yeah. Like I was like, oh my God. Like I kept having like these subtle chest pains like right here. and then all of a sudden it got so intense.

And I was like, yeah, and I was like, I'm going to die. Like, I'm going to die. And so then I called Caroline. I called Caroline. So I was like, okay, I'm going to start looking up hospitals. Like I literally thought I was having heart attack. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm going to start looking up hospitals, but the cake needs to get there.

So I call Caroline. I'm like, Caroline, I'm dying. I need to go to the hospital. You need to come get the cake for me because I have to go to the hospital. And she was like, what? And I was like, I, I'm dying. I'm dying. Like, I know it's just a panic attack, but also maybe it's not.

and this is the time I'm dying. That's the problem with pain attacks is you never know when it's the big one. Yeah, you never know when it's just a heart attack. You never know when your heart's exploding. Like, how would you know? I don't know. They probably feel very similar. That's what I would think.

Right? As you were saying. So then I'm freaking out. They don't get it. The call drops with Caroline. Oh! Because I go into like this canyon and I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God.

Will calls back. He's like, hello. And I'm like, oh, I just like crying. Oh, my God. I'm not going to make him. I'm freaking out and my heart is blowing. Will's like... What did you say, Will?

It's okay. I said that I was coming to get her. Yeah. He's like, well, come get you. Just stay where you are. Where are you? And then I go, wait, I'm fine. See, and then it all came back down to normal.

You just needed to get it out. And then I stopped at a 7-Eleven and I got an aspirin just in case I was having a heart attack. Good. Just in case. And then I went to my car and I took the aspirin. That's why you were like, oh, I took aspirin. I was like, why? Yeah.

Yeah, you need to. I was having a heart attack. She needs to get through the wedding before she goes to the hospital. But then I go inside my car and I take the aspirin and then I go, well, what if I'm allergic to the aspirin? So I go inside, I buy a Benadryl just in case I'm alerting to the aspirin. I just knew I was going to spiral down the, yep. You need to be, you need to check all the boxes. Have you ever taken aspirin before?

Yes. Okay. But you never know. You never know when you develop an electric. Yeah, I did take a baby aspirin. But you know, you got to just, you just got it. You know. It's like one of those things.

You never know. Yeah, it's like cutting off the hydra. You know, I just got it. I had to get there. I totally there. The cake wasn't there, you know. 100%. So I get there, but it's been a long drive.

So the cake is melty, melty. Like, fuck. It's just buttercream everywhere. And they wanted a desert-esque cake. So it's red buttercream. So I'm just like, it looks like gore. Like, I'm just setting it up in the corner. And I was also late because it was really far away.

And traffic just became a human centipede of issues. But anyway, but my biggest regret. Is that I didn't get a photo in sunset lighting. And it's like a very deserty cake. And I know. We got a photo of the cake. No, but I know, but it's dark. Can you send it to March's Discord so gave me and pull it up?

It's not sunset. Oh. That's the fucking picture we got. Yeah, send it to send it to. Oh, I saw that. That would have been beautiful if I would have been done with those stupid florals while the sun was like that. But instead... You showed the humping.

Yes, he showed the humping photo. Instead, we had that. Gabe will have that pulled up on the screen for those of you watching at home. I didn't know, but we edited it. Yeah. So anyway, if anyone could please, if you find the photo on social media,

if you could please edit it to look like a sunset and not dark, I would really appreciate that. Okay. Because I'm really sad about it. But it's my fault for being late. You made a beautiful cake, and I'm happy you made it. Thanks. Yes. We had a grand old time. I ate food. I ate mostly baklava. I cut the cake. And then I didn't stay to dance. I did leave. Yeah. I'm not a dancer. I'm not either, but I was out there tearing the rug.

Yes, he was. Will Neff. You were, you were made me do it. I saw it on Instagram. Oh, oh. Don't be mean to him. I'm not. What sort of Turkish apology could I give to your father? Because I've disappointed him so much. It's just, is there like some sort of. You should be straight. Is there some sort of, do I need to bring, do I need to bring home a woman? It would be so awesome if your dad took him to a turk. Yeah, you got to go to a Turkish bathout. What's the Turkish bathhouse? Oh, God, get your fucking nude ass whipped with spruce sprays.

By the burliest, hairiest. I mean, I would do it if it meant not disappointed. Was your dad that disappointed? What about your mother? That's really what? Oh, so you care about my mother's opinion? Yes, of course. Well, they were not disappointed.

did they think it was like irrational? They saw you like a son. No, no, no. In the past tense. Why would you ask these questions? Look, I'm going to take you and your whole family to a nice dinner. Well, I won't. And separately, will I...

I won't hold my breath. Oh. Because I might die in the process of waiting. No, no, no, no. No. Well, look, I've got to do. that if you could just clear your busy schedule and make time for me because you clearly don't have much for me anymore. I did. I did. I did clearly schedule, clear my schedule for two days

for my brother's wedding. Well, I'm going to take you and, well, Marat. I can't say her name. Sorry. That's crazy. Marat and his beautiful wife separately. And, um, and then I will take your parents separately. Just me and them. He's not being. He's watching football. I'm not watching. Yeah. Vikings, right? I'm not watching it. I've got it out of the corner of my eye. Maybe they don't want to hang out with you. Maybe that's right. Maybe that would be worse. Maybe that's right. But you know what? I am going to take a happy birthday, Will. I am a big believer in experiences. So I would like to take you and Caroline out to a wonderful dinner. For what? For what? For your birthday? Why don't we just go to dinner tonight? Fun? I got work. He has to work. Oh, okay. But I would like to, if you would like, let me know what day you're free, please. I'd love to celebrate my birthday.

I know you don't, but that's why I'd like to celebrate. Well, let's just celebrate the day that we're together having dinner. Okay. Would you please let me know? Name the place. Name the place. Name the time. He's doing this so we can set it up to be like, I'm sorry.

I just can't make it. That's not. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The day I was going to be like, oh, just another COVID test. Guys, for those that are. A second COVID test. hit the hours.

For those of you watching at home, I had an Airbnb. I let them have it. I didn't even cancel it. That would have been so funny. With three other people. I didn't even cancel it.

If you had done that. The water heater. The water heater was going out. I was fielding phone calls from home, taking care of my sick boyfriend with COVID, rubbing his back, taking a phone call. The water heater was out.

Hold on. Let me handle it. As I was... What did he have? Consumption? What? He's a fucking 23-year-old. One might say... He probably didn't even get in bed. One might say he's the real hero of the story,

and we caused them severe imposition. Yeah, it was actually rude of us to ask him to come. He was super busy. I had one hand on holding him and taking a COVID test in the other hand. I barely... Swaddling him. I was holding the phone like this, right? Because the water was out.

He was nursing. The water went out at the Airbnb. Yeah, the hot water, they went the wrong way. They couldn't figure out. No, no, no, I went both. He had to turn something on. He was just caping so you wouldn't get a discount.

100%. I turned the knob. Do I need to call somebody? No. No. Austin would love the refund of the capacity. I just don't like the insinuation that I didn't turn handle other direction.

Well, Caroline claimed that. I tried three different showers. I tried three different showers. I turned them all the different. This is Austin's second time throwing Caroline under the bus. I love Carolyn. It likes to throw me under the bus a lot. Caroline did tell me.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. This is not, listen, when we're going to say this lightly. Okay. But that Will Neff believes that his birthday is cursed. And she told me some stories, and it might be cursed. And so, Will, this is your time. This is your floor.

For any stories you're comfortable with about how cursed your birthday is, because it is. Zero. comfortable with zero. Zero. He's got... Let's not get into that. You want me to talk about how my friend died playing football on my birthday? On his birthday.

Yeah. Well, I certainly think we could make new fun memories. So I think I have this petition. Why don't you choose a different favorite day and make that your birthday? That was Caroline's suggestion too, which I think that's not how that works. Okay, okay. Weird.

You're not listening to women again. So. My suggestion. Oh, weird. Is that... Hey, Twitter! Hey, Twitter! Twitter, get him!

Him specifically, not him. Not him. I like getting that one. That's what I need right now. I wasn't getting enough flag. Oh, come on. Come after me, but I'm gay! Leave me alone, please.

Anyway, so just, you know... Yeah, yeah, it's fine, because I'm going to send you a link. Okay. I think, you know, I think once you're ready, let us know the new. date and we'll work around that. I think I'm all about making this day better. No. Okay.

No, it's done. I heard enough stories, unfortunately. Unfortunately, he does have to simply choose a new day. Okay. I don't know what the math is. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. Honestly, in different countries, it's a different day. Wait, what time are you born?

He's on to something. Wait. Australia. What time are you born? Japan. You love Japan. You love Japan. Different day. Different day in Japan. Oh my God. As in as in as the day prior in Japan. Technically, you were born in Japan. The same day just said a different timeline. No, but it's a different...

If you were celebrating your birthday in Japan, you would be celebrating it the day before. If you were birthed in Japan. The day after. It would be the same day. No, no. It would be a different day. Even if you were in Hawaii,

it could have been of a different day. We're attending on what time you breathe. Yeah, but that's still, if you're there, that's the 14th. No, if you're born. The 14th in Japan. Japan was yesterday. On the 14th.

No. Yes. So, so Will, let's say this. But we're suggesting is like as if you were born in Japan on the 14th.

Time zones. Well, work when the sun moves its way through the sky. No, no, what they're suggesting is that time zone.

And I still don't agree with him. It is that time. I disagree. I love that he wants to be passionate about. Here's what they're suggesting. You celebrate it as though you were born in Japan and therefore do it on the 15th.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Because if you were born in the 14th in the year... If I was born on the 14th, that you're mad at the fucking 14th. No, but you were born in the United States on the 14th, but we're going to celebrate it like... We're saying, what time did you come out of your mom's vagina? Oh, I see what he's saying. I'm forgetting all the life decisions.

No, no. Here at this moment. I've got to explain it. I've got to explain it a little better. So what you do is, so you came out at that moment in time. That moment in time is you can't dispute that. But that moment in time on earth was September 15th in Japan. Yeah, your birthday's tomorrow.

So technically, we are celebrating your birthday. September 15th is your new birthday. So I'm going to call you tomorrow and I'm going to wish you a happy birthday. I'm going to sing to you on the phone again. Yeah, and that's a fun day. Terrible things might befall you. Okay. Wait.

Just because I wish you happy birthday? Wait, so we are now. We're saying happy birthday. No, you're at risk. No, don't tell that. Don't tell that. Oh, God. Hassan, these are for your birthday.

Hassan, Hassan, these balloons are for you. Well, I forgot a gift, so I didn't sell me. Wait, no. Wait, no, no. I try and protect everybody every year. And they all say that they want to celebrate my birthday and then they get hurt. That was from Benson Boone.

You know that Caroline got cyber attack today? That was for Benson Boone. I called the head of Google security to help her out. I called, I called you and I got a blow job. No, well, who knows what I happened to you. From COVID? From your COVID boyfriend. You got COVID cock.

You got COVID head? Ew. Oh, come on. At least he couldn't taste it. Everybody knows it's the CDC. You can't transmit it that way. What about his poor throat? It actually helps.

I'm joking. I didn't get cold. I thought you were swaddling him. I didn't. You were making him suck your deck. He was doing this, but it wasn't on his back. He was his head. No.

He feels better today. I didn't make him doing it. Am I wrong? Was I wrong? That was a bad. I didn't. Was I wrong? I actually, can I be honest? I actually didn't receive. I was just doing a bit. I will call him if you want. Just to verify that that didn't happen. We believe the phone. All right, call him.

I hope he doesn't wish him a happy birthday. Well, I take it back. It's not. I, those balloons are I swear I was doing a bit. That didn't happen. Probably. Please don't call my mother. Who would she know? I don't know. Oh, if he's playing video games, damn. He's not going to answer. Damn, playing fucking Rust. He's in Discord right now.

I can get him on Discord. Man. I'll call him on Discord. Call him on Discord. He's on, he's got his, he's not, he's in Discord right now. Make sure he doesn't text anything. Okay. I'm watching his fingers.

I'm not texting a thing. What are you tapping on over there? Nothing. He started just reading his messages. I'm trying to find. He's got nothing interesting either. What's his Discord name? I don't even recognize one person in your DMs.

I'm gonna, yeah, this is just really no, nobody. I don't know who the fuck that is. If your DM's open? No, but I just like that. All right, you got to wait for this time. No, hold on. I got to, he's in his Discord right now as we speak. I just need to.

You guys talk, talk real quick off. Watch my phone, though. Watch me, watch me. Okay. Watch me, watch me. Oh, watch me. Get that? No.

We can cut that. We can cut around this, I guess. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Audio listeners, he's panicking. Give the phone to wool.

I just don't know why he's not. My hair? He hates you. No, he just doesn't ever answer his fucking phone. Because you made him give him a blowout while he had just called. I did not. Oh, that's. It was a bit.

I was doing a bit. It has a kaya hair, just so you know. Doing a bit. Kaya. I think it was Kaya's. God, this fucking... You gotta bleep that out. It is rough that didn't enter.

What the fuck? You got to send out to game. No! I'm at the marsh right now. No! Watch on this door right now. What is that? That was a horrific outfit.

Sending the marsh right now. We have to show a cutie for the first time ever, and I want Gabe to pull it. Okay, I went through a very, okay, I'm going to show you, we might as well do this as a segment. I went through a period of time in which I dressed horrifically. Okay. And I, I decided yesterday to pull up some of these photos from different years of time just to show how horrible I used to dress. One day you're going to buzz your hair and we're going to look back at your current hairstyle in the same.

No, his hair is. Take a look. It is, but this is how I used to dress. And I am, uh, it was, it was bad. It was really bad. This is a wedding that I went to. Did you send it to Marsh? Oh, I send it to Marsh.

Okay, I don't even know if I have you on Discord. Oh, I don't have you either, actually. Oh, no, I do. Wait, Gabe, do I have you on Discord? Will you just throw me in a group chat? Awesome. Yeah, yeah. His friend requests are annoying.

Yeah, even Gabe is cringing As This is what I used to dress like, folks Yeah, pull that up for cutie Ooh That's fun No, it wasn't Um, yeah

Oh my God, you look like my Lebanese friend Wow No, doesn't he look like Mo a little bit? No, he looks like every old Navy ad This is, look at the Can I just say? My outfit, fucking timeless. Yeah, no, yours is timeless.

Oh, my God, so hurt. That was a meme from... Wait, go back to that last one. Oh, my God. What the fuck were you thinking? Okay, for the listeners. Hey, you're going too hard. Austin's wearing white vans with

ankle socks that are gray. The vans are so white that if the light reflected off of them, you get blind a child with them. Because I know he used to buy fresh pairs for every outing. He's got the tightest pants on, so tight his calves, his minuscule calves,

if I only had. I don't think my son likes you. Are getting destroyed. They're getting choked. Yeah. But the top. Yeah. The top is the piece of resistance.

This was something that I got at buckle. I don't even know what that. It's a department store Like It's rough Buckle's not a department store Well it's like a department It's a store and a department

It's like a department Does they sell clothes there normally? Yes That's a crazy question He thought it was a CVS But anyway I went through a rough period of time Well how would you explain what you're wearing To the listeners

Oh God and then there's Oh that's the classic That's the classic That was his most redeemable a jacket and he wore that thing into the into the ground. Baby blue also skin tight skinny jeans

black vans this time I know his ass is still got the ankle socks on I know I can't see from here exactly but I used to I used to go on a trip and before the trip I would go buy another pair of vans yeah I remember that wow you were so proud of that I mean that's that's flexing on him yeah no I apologize oh this is when I

this is when I dressed you up I know but I still couldn't, you couldn't get me out of the vans with the... Yeah, but the pants were at least not as tight, if you noticed. Yeah, no, not as tight. It's because I made him wear normal-sized pants. Not as tight. That was the most comfortable he was. Like, he wouldn't go beyond...

In his life. That was, this is the most uncomfortable at the time. Yeah, you were uncomfortable at the time. We made you wear... I thought I looked like shit back then and I should have listened to you. I mean, there was still a lot that we needed to work on. You were right. We still needed to work on a lot here.

You were right, though. You were right. You were right. You both of you, all of you. you. I never said anything for what I had to say or what I had to like.

I was a lot more supportive. Will was supportive, but you should have... You were an enabler is the word. Will, we'll try to take what I would do and try to pull me

just a little bit into out of my comfort shop. I went shopping with you. Yeah, we went to half a dozen times dressed for that. We went to, we went to,

what's that Ross? Not Ross. We went to Northstrom rack. Northstrom rack is not Ross dress for that. Sorry. Jesus Christ. Ross

We went shopping a half a dozen times And we would go shopping for hours And I would only get you to buy like One piece of clothing I would like to make it clear for the curse That I'm not celebrating Will's birthday However I did bring something for us today

Okay So I know That's for you You don't get one Will Jesus. Oh, this is a friendship quiz. I know that maybe all of us, if we had to choose who our best friend was, we would be like, oh, it's Will, obviously. Like if we're all in this room.

Obviously. So I figured it'd be good for us to compete for Will today. I'm ready. In how much we know Will. I love that. So Gabe, I sent you a quiz and Haas made this. Wow. So we don't know how deep it's going to get.

Wow. And if you'll just make it big so we don't see any answers. Austin's already looking for answers. Stop, stop. Oh, I didn't see shit. The slideshow. You're fucking liar. There you go.

Okay. All right. Who is Will Neff, a best friend quiz? Sure. Okay. I'm ready. Ready. The first question, of course.

And fall along at home, how old is Will Neff? So I'm just going to... That's a tough one to start with. Write down a number. Ready? Okay, what did you put, Austin? Ready? Yeah.

36. Wrong. What is it? He's 24 years young. Good answer, good answer. I put 35. Wrong. He's 24 years young.

Okay, so what's the inside? What's the correct answer? What do you mean inside? Well, like, is there an inside joke there? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm saying what his actual age is. What is 20 years old? He is 24 years young.

You guys went way above. Okay. Okay. How old is we'll have? Let's see what the answer is. Let's see what the answer was. It was 36. That's weird.

That's wrong. That's wrong. That's a wrong date. That's odd. So I guess, Will, who do you want to give the point to? I'll give the point to Austin. Okay. Thank you.

Okay. I don't think. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. All right. Next question.

Will? Yes. I know this next one. You do have to close. your eyes? What color are Will Neff's eyes? I'm going to give a hint. It's a bizarre color.

Don't even. Austin's erasing. That's what I put. Okay. Okay. Hassan, what did you? Well, Austin, since you're in the lead, what did you put? Hazel. I put hazel.

They are. Hazel. Okay. Brown. Hoss is incorrect. Okay. So we all get a point. We all get a point.

Okay. Well, I wrote Brown and Hazel. That, to be fair. Everybody gets a point. Everyone gets a point. I'm just,

okay, well, you know. Okay. I was like a song, I'm just trying. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to get extra credit here.

I'm trying to get extra credit here. No one is giving it to me. Okay. It's weird. I'm in the lead. All right. Austin's in the lead. Next.

What is Will Neff's middle name. Oh, there's an opportunity for, I'll give extra points here. I have three tiers of points I'll give here. Okay. No cheating, cutie. I'm not. Okay.

All right. Ready? All right. Uh-huh. Savage Ebers Neff. I said Savage Wolfgang. Okay. Willard Ebers, Savage Neff the 3rd.

But that's not his... These are William Savage Ebers. They're... Oh! No! Get fucked! He didn't get the third, though. That's not his...

They didn't ask for his full name. Bitch, get fucked. That doesn't count. Who knows your... Who knows Will better? That's... Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Not this celebration again. Not this celebration again. We're three questions in. It feels like you're celebrating early. I can't believe.

Okay, I got to lock in. He didn't get the third. He didn't get the third. That's not the middle name. Why would that be the middle name? You said you were going to give three, three tiers of criteria. What was the three tiers? Savage is spelled strangely.

Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I was never going to be. I spelled Savage the normal way wrong. So wait, wait, who got the point? I forgot about that. That is not... Austin Show! All right, here we go.

Okay, wow. You got a lot to catch up on this. Okay, all right. Wow, this feels neck and neck. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right.

Here we go. Oh, good one. How many nipples does Will Neff have? Oh, my God. Yes. I mean, I don't know. This is classic Will Neff favorite. Okay, ready?

Three, two, one. I said two three I have one nipple what I don't know I have two nipples two nipples

wait son of a bitch what is happening he's having a good time what is going on with you all right so that's a point to I need to go back to that wolf cut that shit looked fire

okay what is the points now you're what are you four it's Austin's with four Hassan has one and I have two that's crazy there we go that's a lot of nipples

I have very tiny nipples okay if someone in Will's community says oh this is tough I don't know what this is how do you respond if anybody can tell me what it doed means I'll give you the point

I'm no fucking idea I don't know what the answer is to this yes okay it doed how would you respond Austin That's how you would respond I was the closest as I could get

I don't know I said it did in the past tense Okay You said it did in the past tense I said it doed Why dis and then you do a dance Oh close close Okay what is it Who got it right? Megawatt

Nobody What does that mean So there Go to the next slide There was one night that we had a we had a chatter who was like a long time chatter and we thought he was an AI but we're like no this guy's been subscribed for like four years and it turns out the person had just gotten out of surgery and was on painkillers and was just kind of typing like nonsense and they like

halfway got that explanation to us and we're like are you okay and he went it don't And then we went, okay, are you having a good time? And he went megawatt. And so, iddode is whenever someone, like, type something on Twitch that makes no sense. You just respond with iddode. Oh, cool.

So it's like an inside. But it doad is gone, like, everywhere. Like, if anybody's types, like, total gibberish, you'll see, like, four or five people write iddode. Oh. That's funny. Okay. All right.

Next question. No points. No points for anybody. shit on that one. Okay. Marvel or DC? Easiest question. That actually is pertinent

to... Don't give away. I'm not. You need these points. I know. I know. It's fucking bullshit. Ready? Okay. Three, two, one. D.C.

God damn it, dude. I mean, he wore Batman costume here. That's true. I honestly, that was 50-50 for me. No way. Where does your love of DC come? Well, it was a 50-50 question, you idiot. Oh, I mean, for me, like, Oh, okay.

Where's my love of DC? Yeah. I used to be a comic book nerd back when that was not something that was very smiled upon. I used to get the shit kicked out of me for reading comic books. But I would go to a comic book store in Princeton above a Burger King, and I would read a lot of comics there, and I would play Hero Clicks, which was like a game with superheroes. But I just was always a big DC fan. I thought you said to me at least that you liked it because of the comments. complex villains in the universe as opposed to Marvel being more good, bad.

Yeah, I think, I think, yeah, I would say that Batman probably has the best Rogues gallery ever, and they have some really great, like, authors that wrote some really dark and crazy stuff. All right. Marvel's not bad, though. I think a lot of people always mistake that, shall we? I need fucking points, man. Give me something good.

Give me something tough that's like, what game did Will Neff spend September? 11th playing? Like, like, like, like, like a couple days ago. I know. Like a couple of days. Wait, what the fuck? What, what do you? Why don't you ever pay attention to him?

I mean, is it, wait, this September 11th. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I hope I'm right. Ready? Yeah. You go. What do you think, Austin?

Peak. Okay. Will, or, Hassan. Borderlands 4. What? Which came out today. I misunderstood. I thought you-

Beater 113 days ago! I beta-tested the game three months ago. Oh, I thought you recently played it. What was it? I said plane simulator. I don't know if you... That's crazy, cutie.

I didn't know if you were like... You played flight simulator? No. No. Is Pokemon? Landlady? What is this? He played Fresh Woman and completed

11 of the game's achievements what rash women i think this is a hoss joke it looks as though this is not in your steam profile because it looks as though it is i think this is a hoss on twitch gotcha okay yeah that's what it seems like to say it doesn't it seems like you did play the landlady version especially uh i i actually know this is a gag because i was on set all day for progressive on the 11th, so. I was going to go with Pokemon because you can't stop playing this. No, I was with you all day.

That's crazy that you put peak. Oh, yeah, what the fuck? Okay. Trick, I should have said. Some have described Will Neff as a dendrophile. What does this mean? Oh.

Okay. I think I have it, but we'll see. You know what this is? Well, I'll give you a hint. No, don't, don't, no, no, no. Um. All right. Are you, are you?

Right. I'm done. I'm already, I'm just adding additional stuff. Okay. Okay, reveal your answers. Austin, put, Fashion lover. Okay.

I say scent hound. He can smell peat. Oh, Christian's calling me. Okay. Intermission. Wait, what was your answer? Hold on. Ew, you can, wait.

For context. Give them context before. Christian. Hey, baby. Without thinking, have you performed fallatio in the last three days? Fallation.

Blow jobs. Like, what the fuck does that mean? Have you performed a blowjob in the last 72 hours? hours. Oh, no. Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much. The Fear End podcast. Thanks you. Have you had any kind of sexual intimacy in the last 72 hours? I've had COVID, so no. I'm... The Fear End podcast thanks you for your time.

I told you I didn't. I didn't make my boyfriend with COVID give me head. God. He was just doing it really good. Wait, you can smell periods? What? Can you smell my period? I wasn't trying to Oh I'm not on my period But I was gonna trick it I thought maybe you liked young dandruff

So I said a dandruff pedophile Oh a dandruff pedophile Yeah Okay let's see what the answer is Sexual attraction to trees What the fuck? What is this? What is all of this shit?

No This is all like community memes Haas doing dumb stuff Why did you give this to Haas? I did it. No, not you. I don't know.

Because I couldn't make it. At least I'm giving like actual shit that's related to your person. No, I saw Dendrophile and I knew he was going to do this. I had a tree, okay? I had a tree in my room, right? And everybody kept asking me what it was. And I went, it's a tree. It's a tree.

It's a tree. And I finally had to freak out. I yelled at everybody. I was like, it's a fucking tree. And someone was like, you want to fuck your tree? That was six months ago, and they will not let it go. So the, oh, you like to fuck trees? I'm learning so much about you.

It's good that you told us. I can't believe the first couple easy ones, Austin slam points, and now I'm fucking behind. I saw it, but you'll catch up. Now I'm fucking panicking. Okay. All right. Next question. What award?

What award did Will never? win from Michigan Barn Preservation Network. Yes. prestigious. This is actually a real question. Yeah. He goes to the next one. It's like barn fucker of the century.

Oh. Okay. Austin, what's your answer? Best barn of the year. I said best honey. It's best barn restoration. It's barn of the year. Oh.

I'm trying too hard. I'm trying. Because you're restored it. Oh, God. Come on. There it is. That's my barn. Wow.

It's beautiful. Thank you. I'm so good. And guys, go and check out Michigan Bee Come Company. Best Honey. I'm a bad test taker. I'm a bad test taker. I'm literally, I'm thinking like, oh, we've always been so close, haven't we will?

I'm trying to, I'm trying to hit like extra angles. because I'm thinking to myself like, oh, it's just too easy. It's just not just best born and I'm starting to think maybe I shouldn't have gone to that wedding. He's overthinking it. I'm actually getting mad at this fucking stupid-ass test. I mean, I don't know. The stats, you know me.

Did you not restore it? You did. I did. That's how you win a Barnaby. Well, I thought it was like a specific subcategory that it was trying to, I was trying to win extra points. You see that thing on top? That's called a cupola.

It looks like a penis. No, that's a silo. Did you build it on the left? I know the silo looks like a penis. That's true. Did you guys know you can die in silos? Yeah. Yeah.

You can get crushed. Yeah. But the thing on the right, the little peak there is called a cupilo. I like that. And we have one of the last original cupillos on a barn in the state of Michigan. What does a barn need a cupola? It's kind of like a little widows watch. I thought they were for witches.

That too. I think you might be. influenced by Hocus Pocus on that one? Yeah. Yeah. It's awesome. And Halloween Town.

Mm-hmm. Well, no, it's not in Halloween Town. It's just in Hocus. Awesome. Yeah, there you go. All right, next question. What is Will Neff's top selling merch item of all time?

I don't even fucking know anymore because I'm going to fucking come up with a with an answer and merch or anything. He said merch item. Merch. Merch. Hold on Austin

I got it already but I don't even fucking know anymore I'm giving up Okay I don't know what it is But can I Neff like as a nun Like you as a nun Okay

I said hot sauce Wait wait wait but merch That's a merchandise Yeah If it's your nun fucking shirt I'm gonna lose my goddamn You made up a point I'm gonna fucking die

Austin really needed that. Wait, I was thinking of, oh, merchant, I was thinking of apparel. Yeah. So, NefSauce.com. Welcome to my fucking life. Fourth Wall told me that we have more recurring customers than almost any

like creator merch with NafSaws. Like everybody-NFSoss is really good. It's the best hot sauce in the world available right now on nefsauce.com. I would love some wings. You want me to I have bottles now again at my house. Really? Yeah. Yeah, bring some.

I'm bringing some enough sauce look that beautiful bottle nice who made the art Matt's no the answer bonus question

all right let's go to the next one oh my god that's it that's it oh no no no no hold on kitty

can you reveal the points that's bullshit that's bullshit that's bullshit in last place with three points with three points Hassan Piker

I hate this fucking This is the dumbest fucking I hate Haas now Second place is myself With four points In first place With double the points of the person And last place

Is Austin You really dialed in there You really dialed in there This is the biggest bullshit game of all time That's what a loser would say Yeah there's the only game Where you get punished for knowing more What a loser would say, unfortunately

I hate this. I understand. I know, hey, maybe you should spend more time with him. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know what fucking dermophile was or whatever the fuck. I didn't either. And I still won. Yeah, I know. I actually got all the mean ones wrong, and I still won by double digits.

Double digits. Barresteration? What the fuck is that? Yeah, I don't know. It's like he's not even... Not even listening. Man, that's tough. Like, he's not even listening. tough. Oh my gosh. Well, at least I didn't, yeah, I may have, at least I didn't disappoint my best friend. Hassan, Austin, Austin will go to Will's wedding.

Yeah. Good luck. I will. I will. I have missed a few weddings over the years. Uh-huh. What more is one, you know? No, but, but I will be. Are you going to have a wedding soon? I, well, I don't know yet. Okay. I made him panic. I didn't, I don't know yet. I mean, Okay. No, Christian doesn't want that yet. Wait, how do you know that? Because he's young and scraped. Maybe he does want it.

Yeah, no, he talks about all the time how he doesn't want it. Okay. Okay. Great. When are you guys getting married? I don't know. I don't know. Unfortunately, I have this thing where I was like born and bred to get married at 18.

And then ever since I broke out of that cycle, part of me never wants to get married. Really? Yeah, yeah. But you want a wedding? No. No, I'll just throw a party whenever I want. I don't like that. Yeah, so I don't really care.

I don't like, I've seen too many women be defined as being a wife that it like is a title that I don't necessarily like, I'm not like keen to have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I understand that. Yeah. Yeah. Especially.

Yeah, you don't need that. Why do we need labels? Why do we need freaking labels? Call them whatever you want. Boyfriend, life partner. Yeah. Don't stop. God.

Why did you have to touch it? Well, I thought it was broken. I just don't get it. I just don't know why you had to reach over and touch my microphone and break it. I wanted to fix it. Well, that, that's. You didn't have any. There was no faux paws, though.

There was a good wedding. There was no foe paws. There was no garter toss. People still do garter. Guys, if you're doing a garter toss in 2025, we need to, Sit down, honey. We've got to talk. Wait, why?

What's the wrong? Garter house is where they like, she like takes off her like lace. No. No, no, no, no, no. The flowers, right? No, please. No, so the woman will sit, the bride will sit in a chair. Wait, what the fuck is that?

We pull up a video. The groom will go up her dress in front of everybody with his head, grab it with his teeth, pull it off her legs, and then flick it. What the fuck is that? Wait. Guarder talk. There goes. That second little short.

right there and then and then the person who catches it is the next person that gets married right but this is just a playful tradition in lots of western weddings this piece of cloth is called a garter and the groom uses his teeth to pull it up the bright's leg once off he then throws it into the crowd of single man behind and whoever catches it is legally required to marry next he dives into the bride's dress and so weird i mean i i don't think there's anything wrong with that it's so uncomfortable bro there's like children around yeah look at look at some of Some of these are weird, like... Okay, that run-up is crazy.

Oh. You know, just give us another one. This dad was... Oh, wait, what did that say? That was drama. This dad was not impressed when his daughter was doing the garter toss at her wedding. For those who don't know, the garter is a band of fabric around a woman's leg, which gets tossed into the crowd of single men.

Here is the dad's reaction. Wait, oh, you throw it to the dudes? Yeah, it's the equivalent of the bouquet. So weird. Yeah. So, you know, they didn't do anything weird like that. Did they do anything? And then other guys catch it, even though it's been on your girl's thigh the whole night.

When the bride was about to. The bride was on. I told the bridesmaid. That should be. Okay. You can next it out. Well. Yeah.

So I just want to sit down all the girly pops listening and just tell you you don't have to do the garden. It's weird. It's not woke. It's so, it's so weird. It's supposed to like represent like, because usually you like lose your virginity wedding night, you know? Yeah. It's supposed to represent that and it's like. Yeah. Yeah. And this is my, my gripe with weddings in general is like when I was a young kid, it was like strange to me to see adults like drunk. You know what I mean? Because I never. Yes. You got to let your family have fun though, man. I know, now that I'm an adult, it's like, it doesn't matter to me. But when I was a kid, I was like, the fuck these guys are, like, supposed to be, like, godlike figures in my life. When I saw my mom drunk for the first time, it was traumatizing. Yeah, it fucked me up. Like, I, if I still remember this, I watched my mom, I was like, hi, mom,

and then she fell down the stairs. And I was like, oh, my God. And then she got up and she's like, I'm okay, honey. And I was like, what is wrong with mom? Yeah, no, it would fuck me up when I saw, like, adults drunk for the first. time ever at a wedding when I was like super young and that's why it's like you don't really have much of a relationship with the older people in your family's no one from my family drinks with them literally knocked up all the time but you've never seen him drink no at the time you were when he

was a kid when I was a kid I've since I love when my mom gets drunk yeah no now now it's now it's funny now it's awesome I'm saying like but when I was like and it wasn't even just my mom it was like random relatives you know how old are you um I think it was like four 14 or 13. I get that. And it's like I'm old enough to like kind of comprehend what's going on, but also young enough where it's like I still have this vision in my mind of like adults being a certain way, like adults in my family being a certain way.

So that it felt like that that like we pierced through that veil all of a sudden. And you're like, oh no, they're human beings that have moments of weakness. Yeah. Moments of weakness. No, they're just having fun. Yeah. But that's as a kid. As a kid.

As a kid. I never thought of it that way. We're going to talk more about Austin's moments of weakness on the Patreon if you want to head over there. All of my moments of weakness and they're going to bully me relentlessly for them. Patreon.com. Flash for your hand. See you there, y'all. Bye-bye.

Smash your head into a wall. You fucking suck, bitch. No one would care less if you died. Okay, I got the gist you get it, okay I got it Okay The torrent of harassment So this goes on for

I think ends up being like two years They're like 14, 15 And this is just never ending Never freaking ending Like what is going on They're talking to the police They're talking to all these people Owen

Owen starts dating a new girl at a new school That is a town over An hour away What are you doing? He moved on, it's sad right? Yeah, what the hell? Yeah, she lives a far away Yeah, she lives an hour away.

Maybe it's fake. Maybe he's like, ah, my girlfriend doesn't go here type. No, because as soon as they start dating, the new girlfriend starts getting text. That's like, he's fucking cheating on you. He's a fucking did it, all these things. And so they break up again.