Fear& - The Betrayal of AustinShow | Fear&

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

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He's the one I had to go. I sent him with my credit card to the mall. You didn't go with him! You woke him up and you sent him out? He woke up on his own. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another fabulous episode of the Fear and podcast. The sun is hanging high in the sky. Yep.

In beautiful sunny Los Angeles, California where the temperature is currently 81 degrees. Yep. That's right. I didn't even realize it was that warm out but outside I was fucking streaming all day That's right and if you may have noticed I look a little bit more tan Than I usually look and that's because I got a spray tan today No

Are you a little bit more tan I think it's exactly I can't delete Yeah I don't see it I don't Look at the difference is it picking up on camera I don't see it Show us the front Do you see it? Yeah go ahead

I'm not gonna take my cock We'll get Gabe to edit it Yeah Austin comes in in a panic. Okay. Looking like a creature, not wearing a shirt, only wearing underwear, rolls over my door, like opens my door a little bit, goes, what's up? Yeah.

And now it's like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, oh, I just got a tan. Well, you came back in your underwear? Well, you have to. He was walking around in his underwear. When you have a spray tan, what you have to do is you get the spray and you get sprayed and then you get to marinate for a few hours and then you wash it off. and then it develops over the course of 12 hours.

So you left the spray tanning facility or you did it here? It was a speedo. I did it. I did it. Oh. I did it at the facility. No, no,

no, no, no, what was your mom doing? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm there. You don't understand. It's a speedo. No, no, no.

I, um, wait, did your mom say I was in my underwear? Yes. What? she said that? Yes. I opened the door for her. Oh, shit, I did. Was she offended?

No, she's used to your nonsense. I'm so sorry. Do I need to apologize? She saw your modest package. Well, we're going on there. She said something. I'm a girl or not a shower. She said something.

What does she say about it? Did she say something? Does she say anything about it? About your penis? No. I'm fucking with you. Okay, I just want to make sure. Why wouldn't my mom have a conversation with me about your dick?

She said she thought it would be bigger. Really? Why are you telling him that? It was a, it was private. That's crazy. I didn't think, On a, she communicated that to us in private. In Turkish, it doesn't quite line up. Well, anyway, she had to let it marinate.

And, um, and, uh, Hassan, I do have a confession to make. What is it? Oh, you fucking put your net. nasty ass body on my bed and now it's painted. Marsh, I sent you a photo. No. This can't be. This is the worst day of my fucking life.

Can't be. We're five minutes in. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I. It looks like someone with botulism rolled around on there. We're five minutes in.

We're five minutes. Austin, it can't be like this. I'm so sorry. I'm never letting you stay in my fucking house again. I'm going to replace the pillow. I'm going to replace the pillow. Austin, what were you?

Why did you do that? I don't even replace the clothing you steal. I forgot that I was tanning. I forgot this morning. I forgot that I was, and you know what? There's also more. What?

What else did you fucking spray paint in my house? Also. Are you fucking, were you just a row? rolling around and just taking photos of it to be like, oh, there's more. There's more, and I'm so sorry. But Marsh, would you please show this photo? It's going to be a photo of Kaya.

Kaya's painting. Would you show this photo? She's like, oh, I'm sorry. She's shaved for you. Would you show this photo? I just wanted to roll around with Kaya and show this one. Yeah, yeah, just don't say anything. Just shut.

I got your ass. I didn't, I didn't roll around on anything. You really think I would waste a tan? I'm sitting on a white pillowcase. I didn't do any of that shit. Also, I have your sweatshirt. It's in the other room. Did you use AI?

No, no, no, no. My editor, I hope my guy didn't use AI. That would really be on. Wait, I got to ask him because I don't know. You paid someone. Dad in a photo to deceive us? Yes. It's crazy because, like, this once again,

shows how believable this is. Because if anyone else did it, we'd be like, yeah, okay, come on. What is happening? No. So wait, did you actually, so you didn't answer the door in your speedo either for Anay? I don't, I don't. He said, I don't remember that. No, no, no,

no, I got a spray tan. I did, but I didn't roll around in the bed with it. He was, the other stuff is true. That part is real. That's all real. No, no, he was. He was walking around the house in his underwear. Well, I didn't want to get it on the evening.

Who cares about the fucking pillow? He's like, Assad's mom is crying somewhere. It's funny because it's like, I was like, Austin, why are you in her underwear? He goes,

it's not an underwear, it's a Speedo. That's what he said. He corrected me. Look, so the more ridiculous part is true. I'm in the upside down right now. But I just want,

I want to let you, I had to be in the Speedo. I had to be in my underwear. because I didn't want to get the tan on anything. Because you're going to Porto Vayarta. I'm going to Puerto Vallata. And I got on it. I was shamed by Hassan for taking a vacation.

Yes. No, I think you were ashamed for taking so many vacations. Yeah. You have a sequence of vacations coming up. More than the one that I have. You have four coming up. Pitch. Okay.

You have four coming up. Four? Yes. Okay. Name them. Porto Vyarta. Yes. Germany.

Homosexual holoca. Holocaust tour. Homosexual. That's the same vacation. And then you have one more you're going to. You have one more pride you're going to. Well, West Hollywood or Chicago. Chicago.

But that's a work trip. That's for me, patience. It's a work trip. Wait, why is it a work trip? Because I'm hosting something for, oh shit,

maybe it shouldn't be announced. Fuck it. I'm hosting something for Roonscape. Oh. But I will take a second and, okay. Pitch for you, Will. Are you ready for this?

Yes. I wanted to wait until the podcast to ask you. Pitch me, baby. New York, Knicker. Yes. New York who? Don't worry. He's got the past. Well, I said it right. Oh, okay, but well, I know, but, but I know. You know, it's funny is no one knows the word Knickerbocker anymore. It's, it's, it's what the nicks are actually named for. Okay. It is those kind of like, okay. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Yes. Playing. Yep. At Madison Square Garden. Right. We've looked up tickets. Only nose beads that nosebleeds are available. Okay. What if. we do an Austin free New York podcast episode with Stavros Halkius

after watching the New York Knicks play at Madison Square Garden I like that quite Oh, I like that. You like it? Oh, I like that. Okay. Can we get Adam too?

Ooh, interesting. Can we do Fear Town? That could be interesting. I can ask. I can see if we can schedule it. That probably be the best episode we've ever had. Probably the best episode ever. Yeah, good things.

Let's do it. Good thing we don't have dead weight. Yes. I also made peace with your Will Muff mistress. Oh, wow. Okay. Jack Coacherella. We're great friends now.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, he loved the... Yeah, he did. Hold on. When is this game? Oh, there's an upcoming week. Yeah, you're in Puerto Vallarta.

Yeah. Don't worry about it. You're fine. It's my Knicks, man. Yeah, you don't like the Knicks. You don't like basketball, dude? Well, I'm surely there's another game next week. No, it's the playoffs.

Well, it's the playoffs. The playoffs, it's kind of... Very limited run. Yeah. Well, I'm sure it's not on the weekend. It's on the weekend. Yeah, yeah. Marsh, could you look it up?

Yeah, it's right on the weekend. It's like literally coming up. We would just fly out. Yeah. First class, of course. Of course. Best accommodation. We'd have to go check out the lounges too.

Oh, for sure. Probably document how nice there. Oh, I could probably make the... No, no, no, don't worry about it. So you know, in the playoffs, only the first four... Four games are guaranteed. Oh, well, that May 21st. Oh, you're not even going to be there.

That's Thursday. It's too soon. May 23rd. No, May 23rd, Saturday. Oh, that's the Rockin Arena. Sorry. Oh, we could do Thursday. We could do Thursday.

You're not going to make it. No way. You're not going to make it. I don't, I would, there's no way you're making it. We could do Thursday. I'm going to be in New York on Saturday anyway, but I'm down to. Leave early? I'm down to extend my travel on the.

To leave early? I want to go home. What do you mean? Oh, wait. I'm missing. No, this Thursday. This is upcoming Thursday. When you leave, don't you leave on Friday?

I know your schedule. Are you parking right now? Why do you want us to not? I want to be there with you. You know what? You're in Porto, my eyes. You know what? And I did check with Stobby, though.

That is real. Like, he is in town. So we could do a podcast. Dude, fear town is going to be. Well, I, you know what? The reason why I scheduled this was because I thought we weren't going to able to do this today because I had a speech and then also the midterms are starting. You're going to love MSG.

But you know what? Yeah, I've been. You know what? I'm happy for you guys. Yeah. But since all, well, we're doing it right now and you have to drive here during rush hour. And there's only one reason for that. And that's Austin's show.

So we, but I want him to be happy. I want it. I don't. Because you know what? He's going to come back with stories a plenty. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on.

I just realized something. You guys can't do this. Why? You can't, no, you literally cannot do it because that episode will be the Pride Month episode. Well, we could put some flags or something up. You guys would do the Pride Month episode. Yeah, Adam's gay. What?

He's not, but, you know, they call him gay. Yeah. You would do the Pride Month episode. Oh, you know. That would be the Pride Month episode. For Pride Month, that's actually a really good suggestion. We can get Bowien. Oh, Bowien!

Yeah, I was just talking to him. I love Boi Ann. I was just talking to him. We could do what Las Colteristas like crossover. Oh, my God. Fear and Los Colteristas? Los Fear. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Yeah. You're going to have so many good. Dude, Port of Ayrda. It's brilliant. It's ruining my vacation. My once a year vacation. No, this is good for you.

Because I think one of your biggest faux pauses in life is you have FOMO bad. Yeah. It's my job. I think you can just go to Puerto Vallata. Enjoy yourself. Be present and not worry about what is happening. He's going to be sitting on the beach. This is the one episode.

Live refreshing. No. I was, no. Instagram stories be like, Are they together? I was, hold on.

I was. We'll take lots of photos. I was actually so excited for you. you guys until I realized it was the pride episode. Oh. Well, because it's the pride episode. So we,

we, you could film that, but you release it the next, but then we'll film. Okay, what if we do this? And then, what if we do this?

You just delay the release and then. I see this guy. It's fucking mine. What if you do a live update from the beach and sent, I'll put it in. Yeah. What if you do a lifestyle of the rich and the famous of,

like two minutes of your take or whatever. You can talk about the airplane food. I got an idea. I got an idea. Hold on. I got an idea. I got an idea. I got an idea. I got an idea. Okay. The airplane. You're going to be in New York until Wednesday. I saw it on your calendar. I will be, I can, my point of aorta trip is done on Monday. I can skirt on over to New York right after. Well, it's Thursday. Well, this is, we were probably. Go to the next game. Yeah, we would probably go to the next game.

We won't be ready in time. We need a break. No, we'll probably film it on, on Friday morning, you know. You won't be there yet. No. You leave. No, we leave to go to the to the Knicks game

in New York we would be leaving on Thursday night or maybe even tomorrow you leave front you're not leaving early for the next game I would 100% do it

if it's a playoff Knicks yeah and we'd be sitting The garden is Eden once again for the first time in decades you know what I can hit up Zoron

to see if you could get his court side ticket Oh my God Mom! I really like that guy 4 3! Yeah we can sit next to Timothy Shalema.

You don't like Timothy Shalmer. I'm going to have to call Christian and cancel Porta Vard. Christian's outside. I can't believe this is happening. No, it's fine. You don't like Timothy Shalame. I love, are you kidding me?

Call me by your name is one of my favorite movie, right? That's the one you didn't like. I love that. Bitch, you know, I don't like the storyline's really a problem. Problematic? Yeah, very problematic. Well, look, I'm happy for you, and I really hope it happens.

Yeah. I really hope it happens. doesn't want it to happen at all. It kind of feels like. It feels like you're rooting against us. I am, I need to work on this. He's gumming. Like he's,

what else is going on in your life? What do you mean? What else is this? This is chaos. Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know, you know, we're currently watching

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My life has gone up in flames. What do you mean? Are you kidding me? The Pride episode, my once a year time to shine, where I'm in the thumbnail for the first time in the whole year? I'm showcased. I want pride month. I want some. Without the gay guy.

I want, well, no, we would have gay guys. You're so much more than just the gay guy. I know, but not fun for us. I'm the funny guy, clearly. So we don't need you for the joke. We don't need you for the gay stuff. You don't need to be funny, funny, man. But now we have a funny gay guy.

I was already insecure. I thought Stavros didn't like me, and now I'm starting to reaffirm. We can do two episodes. Yeah, we can do the Stavi episode. And we can do the Los Angeles. Just long. Just. Yeah. Since we're out there and all of the prominent guests are out there.

No, no, but I, I could go. What is happening with the can? What is happening with the can? Well, because the reason why I'm saying all this is because, like, I have to fly out to loss, to not loss fucking the UK. Lost UK. Los UK. Dio meo.

Because I have a full week. No, I know. I know. I know. This is why we need to bank an episode. No, I was going to fly to New York after PV to, to fix. that. You were not. Yes, I was. Well, we're going to film it before. I already planned it. We're going to film it before, though, so it's kind of awkward. So what's going on? What else is

going on? Yeah, yeah. Explain to us what's happening in your life. What's going on? You know what? I'll pick it up. I was really excited about my weekend. You know, somebody, people in his community, they were telling me, they're like, what the fuck do you do to deserve a vacation? I mean, they're right. What? No. No. No. But I said, I told him, you know, I responded. I said, this is what Carl Marx was talking about. Okay.

I was, he was saying. No, he told me. He told me. Carl Marx told you. Why? All of a sudden, I'd fucking put my feet up and they're like, get back to work, bitch. Okay. You know what I mean?

I think they were more so confused because, like, your life is a vacation. Well, no, no. It's a never ending sequence of, I told them, I said they were like, Austin, all of a sudden, they're leftists. and then all of a sudden, once I take a vacation, they're like your work was not sufficiently exploited enough to take that vacation. We run a cooperative, as in you have full autonomy over your decisions. And I haven't missed an episode since October.

I agree with that. I don't know about the Carl Marx saying that you should go to gay podcast. I haven't missed an episode since October, and I'm willing to fly across the country because I am committed to the podcast. Right. but this guy over here is taking it from me. Yeah, your big bad boss. Yeah, my big bad boss.

Okay, Will, went to EDC. That's right. You went to EDC. I went to EDC. Yes, you did. Oh, you son of a bitch. Show them what you're doing. I was looking at.

He's strolling on his fucking fun. That's crazy. Okay. In all fairness, okay, I have to defend myself. one of my candidates, Chris Rab, is in the primaries, and we're filming the podcast

while this incredibly pivotal election in Pennsylvania 3 is happening. Yeah. So I'm trying to figure out. No, no, no, no, no. I cleared it. I cleared it. I cleared it.

I cleared it. I cleared it. Dude, I get to my topic. This guy is frantically finger banging his watch. I am a little, you know,

I want to know. So tell us what's happening. Is it going well? Is it not? Okay. So we, March and I, we traveled on the Long Island. It wasn't the Long Island Railroad, but we did take the Amtrak to Pennsylvania from New York. Shout out to the LIR workers, by the way.

They just won their contract. Nice. Anyway, we went to Philadelphia. And Pennsylvania District 3rd is a district where DSA-backed, Chris Rab, is running. He's a state. He's a state politician. He's very bold. He's one of these insurgent candidates that's like really responsive to the needs of the people, anti-Zionists, all that stuff, all that good stuff.

And when we went, I didn't even realize we were going to be in front of like a whole canvas rally. And it was massive. There was a huge crowd. It was raining. I delivered a speech. It was awesome. Right. The problem is the Democratic Party absolutely despises.

every candidate that I work with, like they're, the knives are out. They really don't like having anti-Israel candidates run. They don't like it at all. And they don't like candidates that also happen to be, you know, anti-corporate spending and anti-corporate in general. Chris Rapp represents all of that. But this is a very important district because it is like one of the bluest districts in the country. Okay. So it like it's, it's 51% black. Assad numbers for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, right? So I'm a little worried. I want to see if like the insurgent runs

that are happening in the midterms all around the country are going to be successful against entrenched corporate power within the Democratic Party. And so what's the deal right now? I think it'll be a mixed bad. What is it at? March? Stanford.

Fuck! No, no, that's that was the, that was what it was already. That was from the initial dump. And no, I don't even think it's 24%. I think it might be 2.4%. Are you sure it's 24%? Okay. So it's what, we say 40% to 30, 31%.

Okay. It's not, we, it depends on the districts, but we can't go back. We can't look at the districts right now. Yeah. Well, I am rooting for you, and I'm rooting for America. Right.

Because it is time that we take, I have realized that there's so much corporate money in our politics. And we need to remove it. Well, that brings us to an interesting point. Would you please bring up the fear on Reddit? Oh. We have a Reddit?

We have Reddit. Yeah. Is it fan run? Oh. Oh. It's terrifying. Oh, my gosh. Bless you.

Oh, yes. I saw this. Oregon House District 56. Hold on. Hold on. You can announce your candidacy today. Would you call the state? Oregon.

Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. You're from California. You got to do better. Oregon. That's my state. There's no one running as a Democrat

in Oregon House District 56. You have until tomorrow to register papers and get people to vote for you. That was a day ago. So you're fine. That's today. But I did take a long, hard look at it.

And then I realized it's Calameth Falls. And I'd have to live there. But you know what? I thought of a campaign slogan. How right wing is that area? Very right wing. So I thought of a campaign slogan for that area, which is, because I know the line of attack that they would do. Gay.

Right. Friends of Hassan Piker, who said famously that America deserved 9-11 and Pearl Harbor. Right. Right. That's a new one. Especially Pearl Harbor. Right. Okay.

Go on. And I can't wait to endorse the Republican in this. Yeah. Yeah. I can put your name down. I'm going to be like, I love it. And also the big one is that I don't live there and I never have. Right.

But I'm going to say, exactly. And that's my campaign slogan. I'm going to say, I don't know who the fuck is running there, but I'm going to tell him, I'm going to say, look, I'm from a different part of the state. How is it that I've never lived here? I've never even been here before. But I am more in touch with the needs of your constituents than you are. Right.

I know that your constituent. don't have access to health care. They don't have access to affordable housing. They don't have access to education. These are basic fundamental rights. They're not educated hits living in this fucking part of the state. They don't have access.

God left behind that I don't want to be there. And then he's going to be like, yeah, this homosexual is moving to your backyard if you vote for me. Well, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to say, look, folks, I may suck dick. Oh, wow. But that does not, that does not diminish my ability to govern.

Right. And I will be your champion. I will be your champion. Right? I think it's cool. I like it. Dick Sucking champion? Yeah.

Of Plymouth Falls or whatever? Clameth Falls. Clameth Falls. But I do think that there is a chance for me to run. And I'm looking at this. No, there's not. This is the last date of. Okay.

Well, maybe in 2028. Okay. I'll run. You would also, I don't even think you'd get on the ballot because the ballots are being distributed already. Oh, so I wouldn't get on the ballot at all? No, of course not. You need to get, like, ballot access is tough.

You've got to get signatures. You've got to go run through the Democratic Party anyway, most likely. Right, right, right. Democrats would probably say no to you because they're affiliations with me. You think so? I know so. I don't think so. I think perhaps they would, you know, they'd give me the nod.

They'd be like, you are the much more moderate version. I'm not. That's not what I would say. I'm not moderate. We have to talk about something. Okay. I pulled my phone out because I have all the notes. And, no, no, no, look, it's all stories.

Right. You guys know. A little influencer by the name of a clavicular. Oh, yes, I do. I do. Oh, I know. March, pull it up. It's on my, uh, oh, I know.

It's, it's, it's on my XD Everything app, but mostly you could just go to the news story, to be honest. Oh, yeah. Because I want to watch the news footage. I need you guys to understand something. So clavicular. He streams on K. Right. And when he's streaming on K, that fucking headline.

That's so stupid. Judge Maxing, gets mugged to the max by the courtroom Chad. It's true, though. It is. Dude. So we already ruined the story. But yeah, he shot a fucking alligator that was, I believe, allegedly already dead in the Everglades. And of course, it's illegal.

You're desecrating a corpse of an animal. animal will. How do they know it was dead? That's what I want to know. I think they might have killed it. Anyway, that's what I'm saying. In any case, his court proceedings take place and something devastating happens to clavicleer again. The judge is unbelievably handsome. And I don't know if they did that on purpose, but this is an impossibly, this is an impossibly handsome judge. Wow. I've never seen a judge that young and it's like, it's just crazy because now, now his fans are dick eating. Okay. They're trying to cope. They're cop maxing because the judge actually mugged him to oblivion.

Lovicular is basically doing suey fuel. It's rope maxing because he just got mocked into oblivion. He's no longer the alpha dog at all. He's done. It's over. Roefer. First it was rope maxing like you're using a rope to hang yourself with. I thought that was like you were suey fuel.

Trying to increase the length of your ejaculine. The courtroom where clavicular, as you can see right here in that moment, recognizes that his life is over. Look at how hot he is. Look at how fucking hot this judge is. How long do he get sentenced to? No, it's just the, I think he has to pay a penalty or something. In community service.

Yeah. So the reason why I think is a hilarious story is because clavicular obviously has a theory, right? You know, like Carl Marx? Yeah. Bringing him up before. Right. His theory that you should go to Puerto Lighthouse. The theory of vacation.

Yeah, yeah. The theory that Austin deserves a vacation. Clivicular's theory is that if you're attractive, then people will give things to you. It's a pretty basic theory. It's a pretty simple concept. He thinks that physical attraction is the most important thing that you can achieve, right? Not the most important, but it certainly helps. Okay.

Well, clavicular believes it's the most important thing. Right. I mean, he's often even said things like Charlie Kirk didn't have the halo effect because he was ugly. That's why he died. If he was attractive, they wouldn't have shot him. Wow, that's damn. He has actually tanked J.D. Vance's chances of running as the Republican candidate by saying that he is a fat chud, I think, or like a gay, fat R word. Oh, wow.

And ugly and therefore. Well, I agree with most of those things, just not the problematic ones. Okay. Well, he said that he would vote for Gavin Newsom. This actually unironically caused J.D. Vance to go on Ozempic, which was. Wait, really? Yes, that's why he's been losing some weight. That's the speculation.

I'm sorry, J.D., there's not much. You just got it. Yeah, he still has that, like, you know, mind-lawly phase. He just didn't win. You know what I mean? He looks like a fat German kid with a lollipop. He just didn't, like, you know, I'm telling you, I don't know. He's lucky he got married.

Anyway, but the reason why I bring up his theory is because clavicular series is the theory of attractiveness, right? Right, right. And in some respects, all of the unearned admiration that he has, received is basically proving this theory. The idea that, like, you know, so many people are paying attention to him because he's attractive. Sure. But at what cost? The cost of that theory has been that any time he is around a random individual, like a normal person who doesn't care so much about their facial physiognomy and uses bone breaking and all these different techniques, he gets mocked. He's gotten mocked by the ASU frat leader who frame mocked him. Right.

He got mocked recently on a 60 Minutes where a random Australian journalist was interviewing him and was more attractive than clavicular is, and you could see the panic in his eyes. And now this judge. I feel like it's beautiful in a way. It's a real Greek tragedy.

He gets mocked everywhere he goes, but now everyone agrees and understands his theory. Oh, wow. Interesting. So he is convinced everybody of a theory, but he himself. And he's suffering. He's suffering for.

from his success. He's suffering from his success. Because most people, if it wasn't for clavicular, would never think that attractive people have an upper hand in life. Real. Real. Anyway, wanted to hear what your guys' thoughts are on this.

Well, I just can't help but think that, like, this movement is so gay. Oh, yeah. Like, not even, like, gay derogatory. Right. Just gay homosexual. Yeah. Like, they're so obsessed with how each other look

and men. Men in general. Mostly men. But like... And they hate when women are around them. Yeah. Like they want to be around hot guys. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. I don't know. I think like straight men have twisted and contorted themselves into a pretzel to like just take care of themselves. Right. You know what I mean? Right. They have to coin it, you know?

Like like dude wipes. Mm. You know? Like just so you can wipe your ass without feeling gay. You know? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

A dude wiping your ass is, I think, objectively gayer than just like a regular ass. Let's have some dude a dog. Yeah, I love putting a dude in my ass. What do you think? What do you think, Will? Man, I find it so stupid that it's hard for me to interface with it. Wait, what do you mean? All right, I got something.

On any level. I'm kind of stupid so I can interface a little bit more. Yeah, sure. I want to say that I believe that most people, Genetic, you're given what you've got. You've given what you got genetically. You kind of look the way you look. And cosmetics are very powerful,

but I do think that you're just, you just dealt the card you're dealt, and all this bone smashing and whatever the fuck he's doing to himself. He only looks good right now because he's 20. Wait till he ages. Okay.

Wait till he ages. I mean, he might not. I'll try and interface with it. I think part of the problem is, what you're talking about because I do think that there is a way to look max, but it's way simpler than everybody is making it. It's like eat nourishing foods. Yes. Sleep well. Work out. Consume water. Yeah, Botox. Work out. Stretch. Enrich your yourself emotionally and mentally. Juvenile filler. No, what, no? Botox. Botox filler.

No. Laser. Just, stick to the normal shit. Phenestrade, monoxid. You're talking to deluxe max. We are on the opposite ends of the spectrum of you and I. I don't do filler. Listen, I allegedly do Botox. Circling back, I went to EDC this weekend and everybody was like, God, you look so young.

You look so good. You look so good. You look so good. You look so good. If you want to pull that up, Marsh. Yeah. You look so good. Yeah.

You look hot. And it's, I have another, I have another update. A routine of stretching and a good diet. Hey Hey Austin I hear you doing a new fucking segment for the Patreon where you sell jingles to people

I do Oh my God People are loving it Oh yeah Would you sell your jingles though Well I've been selling my jingles With the help of Shopify Oh my goodness

Yeah you want to hear one I would love to Shushush shit Shosh Shosh Shep Shopi Shopify Whoa Wait so a fan of ours demanded a Shopify

jingle from me? They love Shopify. Here, do we do one live? I'm starting a taxidermy business for roadkill animals. Go ahead and hit me up. It's called road splat. Road splat, road splat, road splat, stuff it, stuff it,

road splat. Wow. You're going to make so much money. Yeah, I think you are making a lot of money because you're using Shopify as the backbone of your business. That's right. And you know what?

My customers always have a great pleasurable experience thanks to Shopify. It's time to turn those what ifs into with Shopify today. Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com slash fear. Go to Shopify.com slash fear. That's Shopify.com slash fear. Stuff in. Caroline posted, I think, or fan accounts. You look so good.

But also there's the other side of the story. Oh, we're just going to skip past me looking good. That's fine. For the second time, we're not going to take my Let's see. No, it's fine. No, fuck my topics. No, no, no, just say it.

Your topic is you looking hot. That's not a topic. There's a whole weekend of stuff I did. One of the biggest festivals in the world. We're going to get to it. We're going to get. Oh. God.

Damn. Body. Yes. Look at that. Oh, wow. That's incredible. Look at that. Both of you look very hot.

Thank you. I've been training Caroline. Did you bring off a piece of Christian with that? Would that look? Well, I was told that I bottom-mogged Christian at one point, too. Oh. That I was more of a bottom. Wow.

That's crazy. That I sold. Yes. That's really hard to do. Yeah. Because he really, there's nothing. You know what I mean? There's an A-H-H-H-What is he going to top?

You know what I mean? I don't know. Maybe he will, the way he was bottom-mogging. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. But I'm saying good job because that's really a high threshold to Pat. That's really, you know what I mean? Thank you.

Look at him. He's getting homophobic. Yeah, he's a little. It's a little weird. I feel uncomfortable. You know, it's charged. You know, let's just say he wouldn't be serving in the Turkish military. What does that mean?

Oh, he's talking about the pink slip. In the Turkish military. Prolapse? No. No, you can get it. No, you can get it. If you're a top, you can be. Oh, I thought you meant the pink slip.

No, no, no, no. You, you, what the fuck? No. In the Turkish military, you can get an exemption if you're gay. And you have to prove that you're gay. Oh. By showing yourself having gay sex.

And like a team of medical professionals literally look at it to be like, I just as a gay guy. Yeah, I've talked about it before. But here's the catch. You got to be a bottom. You have to be a bottom. They don't consider topping a man to be homosexual activity. I know.

Yeah. So I'm not gay in Turkey. Yeah. He can't. You have to get top. That's right. Not homosexual. No, not homosexual.

Does your dad do you recognize that? Does he recognize the Turkish government's view of homosexuality? So do you think he recognizes me as a straight man? No. No, he thinks you're gay. He knows you're gay. Well, I shouldn't. He called you homosexual.

Did he? Yeah. Okay. Well, so he doesn't agree with the Turkish government stance on that. No, he doesn't. He said, oh, it's at odds with the Turkish government. He thinks you're gay. He said, he told me you're gay.

I didn't realize that your dad took such a dog. And this is why Hassan can't go back to Turkey. It's this disagreement. Does Anne stand with the Turkish government on this issue? All right. She's a fucking doctor. No one, no one here stands with the Turkish government. Well, I'm not saying that they didn't.

Is your mother nationalistically proud enough to ignore what being a homosexual actually is? I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. I'm literally going to gay pride. Like, I'm proud of it. I don't know why I'm here. But it's also funny because most Turkish people would also just think you're gay if you're top. That's just like weird military quirk. I know.

I'm very proud to be gay. I just want to let everybody know. You have been hitting a bunch of homeless. I'm very proud. And I'm going to peevee pride. So I'm going to get it all out. Oh, this pre-ta. Get it all out.

Say all the slurs. They're speaking Spanish. They won't understand. See, see, see, see. He says down there. Chili-Killis? Yeah. I'm like so chili killies.

Come on. Come on. Come on. I called the hotel. I called the hotel to confirm my reservation. And it was just duelipa, just very loud in the background, because I'm staying a gay hotel. And very loud in the background. And they said, we'll call you back.

And then they never did. So I hope I have a room. You made it seem like, so are the people that work there also gay? I think so. Wait, what? Wow. It's a gay hotel. It's like a gay hotel.

It's, what hotel? Oh, well, you can't say. I could say, but. Gay hotel. Yeah, gay hotel. All gay hotel. Okay. Everybody's gay.

From the staff to the, I think. I don't know. I'm going to tip. Do they do the Turkish military? I don't know. Or they're like, let me see a photo. Yeah. Signor.

I don't know. Maria, you'd like to be a housekeeper here? Prove that. I'm coming. They're looking at it. They're looking at it. They're like, you've only done butt-fucking. You have not been butt-fucking.

Yeah. So this is not gay. You want to be an arborist here? Yeah. I'm coming. It's great. They got drag brunch. It's going to be very exciting.

That's awesome. But anyway, you'll have a great time while we're in New York with Star Rose. By the way, guys, I have an announcement. What's that? You guys know that I've been playing this little game called backyard baseball since I was 11 years old. Oh, I thought I were saying pickleball. I heard about it. Backyard baseball.

Backyard baseball, yeah. Yeah, big part of my product. Big time. I'm going to be one of the voices in the. backyard baseball cartoon. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Shut up.

I know. You know what? I'm so happy for you. That's cool, right? I am so full circle. Fucking happy for you. Big shouts out to backyard baseball for being awesome. Shout out to backyard baseball.

You know what the backyard baseball is? Of course, it's what Will plays on stream every year. Yeah. Have you seen it? I click into it every once in a while. He's playing baseball in the backyard. You don't have to lie. Okay, what kind of, wait, hold on.

They're like kids. If you were to, if you were to describe Will's personality, through the process. How would you describe him? He's a baseball player. Don't do this. Thanks, Austin. Thank you for watching.

Anything. He plays, I think he plays a character. Yeah. You're getting there. Go on. He's like, what are some of the qualities?

He plays a kid. It's, hey, it's the thought that counts. Okay, I'm very happy. Why did you choose the lie about this? I'm very happy.

This is a big part of his product. Sorry, please. Just let it go. He's going on vacation. Carl Marx would have wanted him to not watch. He's an angry coach. He's angry. Oh, shit.

Why are you angry? He's very... Well, because I'm trying to get the most out of the kids. He's trying to get them to maximize their potential. But their kids, Will, what are you doing? That's the joke. That's the... Wow.

Wow. It's the funny guy. It's the funny guy. See? Uh, uh, uh, glad, okay. You know, I've been thinking, uh, I think I'm going to do stand-up comedy. Really? Wow. Okay.

I thought about it. And I think that's going to breed a lot of anxiety in your life. I think I need to do it. I think I need to do it. You really want to do it? No, but I think I need to. Have you ever been in front of a crowd where you've tried to make them laugh? No, but this is the thing is I think I can do stand up, but I just...

Why do you think that? Well, I think I can do it because whenever I get in front of a crowd, that's what I'm doing. It's just not scripted. Yeah, it's very different. I've done it. You don't believe in me? Well, here we go. It's very difficult.

Tight five. Well, no, I don't have. have it yet. What do you mean? You said you already do it, so. Yeah, go ahead. Give us a little topic. And this is a,

this is a non-hostile room. No, this is really intimidating. Oh, finally we're on our date. We're here at the chuckle bucket. Oh, my God. It's such an important anniversary. It's my favorite. It's an important anniversary because

I don't have any bits. I don't. This is finally going to make us feel better. Coming to the stage, you know and love him. Oh, my God. Name your prize. from King of the Hill

from love or a host the great Austin show Hey! Wow, wow. I can't wait. Everybody, good evening. She's so awkward. There's more of a crowd usually.

No, I can't do this. Is that a son biker in the crowd? Wow. He's diving right in the crowd work. You guys have to understand that I haven't prepared anything. I haven't prepared anything. It's my first time.

Okay. The first time I'm coming out for the second time. Is he doing a bit right now? I don't know. I don't know what to do. You put me on the spot. Still has four minutes and 30 seconds left. You put me on the spot.

This is reminding me of the fiery car crash that both of our parents are in. No. We should try some material. No, no. I don't have any material, but I'm going to ride it. Maybe, maybe he does some of his jokes. Yeah. I don't have any jokes.

What if he did? Airplanes. Here, we'll throw something at you. Airplanes. Do airplanes. No, I don't have a story. Do some airplanes stuff. But I told all the funny things on here on the podcast.

I told them all. Guys, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. And exercise over. Do you see what happened there? Yeah, but when we do our tour, when we do our tour, I'm going to be, I'm going to be lubricated. I'm going to be, you know, ready to do work the crowd.

Here's what I would say. Okay. Do you think I can. do it? I do think you can do it. I just said that. Stand up is like a, it's a very different beast. And I'm going to be honest, it doesn't always go well. It's one that can go really wrong. You just experienced a fraction of what it's like to bomb. To actually bomb is, I would rather get shot. Have you bombed before? Yes. You have to. There's no other way to you can test your material. So every comedian has bombed. Well, yes.

Especially early on, because sometimes like horrible audience, or your nerves are just so shot that you can't get things out the right way. This is why I've been leaning into the fact that I need to do more drugs. Is this another Karl Marx thing? No, because I just think that if... Carl Marks said... Well, as long as I just feel like a lot of my anxiety could be solved by them. Oh, interesting.

You think that you're in... Well, you know, I do think that psychedelics can unlock pieces of your mind or maybe put things in perspective, but I don't think that there's any substitute for practice when it comes to performance. Okay. That was harsh, but real. No, no, I just don't think you're going to fucking do acid

and then be like, what's the deal with airplanes? Also, that's unbelievably dangerous too, because then you're like over-reliant on the sticking ass. With Austin on stage at the lap factory having us like, But in his mind, he thinks he's killing. He's crushing. But, okay, so you're telling me, like, when we go do name your prize and we start

working the crowd and we're having fun, that's a skill, isn't it? Of course, but you've practiced that. A bunch. That's true. You practice for years. I'm just saying stand up is a very different medium because you usually will have five minutes and crowds expect a certain kind of humor. Okay.

And so you need to have material that is. practiced and the pacing of that is going to be important too. Well, your delivery has to be super confident. I'm going to sit down and then I'll think about standing up. No, I think you can do it. I don't know if I can anymore. But you just have to, there are a few like benchmarks doing standup that any standup will tell you where it's like first coming up with your material, then going up and

bombing a few times and getting used to it, then gaining that confidence, then doing the same jokes over and over again. So you get the pacing down and the delivery down. Okay. And then you'll shine. And I just don't know if you will enjoy that process. I don't know either. Did you bomb?

I've bombed before, yes. Yeah, bombing is tough. You have, there's no other. When the fuck did you do comedy? I mean, I've done UCB as well. Oh, interesting. Well, anyway, that was just a random shower thought. Um, I will tell you this much from my, like the speeches that I give.

Yeah. Okay. When I'm going in front of a crowd and I just have nothing up here, it can go very wrong. Okay. Luckily, I never shut the fuck up. But I've had, you know, I've been in rooms where I didn't have a lot, I didn't have the best energy. I feel like I'm best in front of a crowd. I love a crowd.

You are? You are? I love a crowd. Have you delivered like a long, like if you, have you talked for five to ten uninterrupted minutes in front of a crowd where you're the only thing that they're focusing on? or are you just like moving through the motions of a show? No, but nobody wants to hear me talk like that. I bet I deliver a great speech.

Sure. Deliver a great speech. I bet I could, I bet I could, do you just bring me up and stage one day at one of your rallies and I'll do it. Well, you never know then. You can't sit here and say that I'm not going to do anything.

And then you got to just, you just want to start. I'm just going to be like, hey, I know, guys. Let him stump with you. Guys,

I know, I know you all wanted me to be here to deliver a rousing speech. so that you guys can get all excited. But before I do that, I wanted to bring up Austin Show. See, I think I like it. They love Marsh. I'm not going to lie. You would either fly high like an eagle.

Like I could see you going up at a stumping rally and be like, are you folks ready to kick some ass just everywhere? Or I could see it going really wrong. Really? There's no in between. Okay. There's no in between. It would be kind of funny seeing him fucking blank out.

He goes up and he's like, hey everybody. And it's just a hits him that he's like, I didn't prepare for this at all. Well, I think the scary part is like if they're not in this, people all came here to see me. You can hear a fucking pin drop. It is tough sometimes because we've had some crowds like a TwitchCon that are just fucking dead. That's tough. Right.

That's tough. But anyway, March, updates, please. Anything? And I want to hear about EDC more. Oh, it's okay. We can just no, no, no. No, no. I want to hear about it.

I have more stories in there. And we're back. Okay. Yeah, do the stories. No, no, bring the stories. We need the stories. Wait, but you want to do EDC for now? I'm going to put my phone back in.

It is clear to me. I know. I want it. Even though I love you guys. And I was very excited about EDC. You do not give a rat's ass. I do give a rat's ass. Sometimes I need to be self-aware.

I give a big fat rat's ass. You don't have to lie to me. I do. I care so much for you. I care about EDC. Yes, I do. I love that. for you.

Will, this is the most relatable thing. That's not even its name. Electra Daisy. Remember when I bought you these? I do. But I've earned those. You did. I've earned those.

Will, you don't understand. I love when you vacation because you and I vacation very similarly. We go all out. We do. You and Will do not vacation similarly in any way, shape,

or form. What are you talking about? First of all, He tries every drug known to me. Well, come on. You talked about try mixing your penis. I didn't actually. I just know it exists.

I didn't do it. You do drugs that I didn't even know existed. What? I'm just making sure they're out there. You're up for 76 hours. Sure. Bender after a bender. Partying your fucking face off.

He takes one sip of a margarita. He's like, oh, enough. That's enough drinking for me today. Can I be honest? This man sent me a text message. This is verbatim. He went, well, I got to get into this drug shot. I just took two shots of espresso and I'm listening to an 80s workout playlist.

And I feel amazing. Isn't this what drugs is like? He has the tolerance of a baby, like a child, like a little baby. I was, I was hyped. Yeah. I fucking went to the, so I go to my coffee. shop that I always go to. I know everybody. I said, hey, what's up? And we were chatting and doing our thing. Not, and by the way, not Starbucks, by the way. I want to be very clear.

No, no, but no, there's some people out there that think it's Starbucks. And it's not, it's not fucking Starbucks. I don't drink that fucking shitty coffee, okay? Unless they sponsor us. No, no, fuck know what I take that sponsorship. Ever. Ever. Yeah. Okay. What if they give us a million dollars? Absolutely not Are you kidding me? Two million I would do what any leftist Would do and not accept that much

Two million Anyway I don't drink it I go to a local chain I go to a local chain Oh shit Anyway And they threw an extra shot in my drink Yeah they did

And I was like wow I was really fucking feeling it And I was like This must be what cocaine is like Dude you know what I actually had I was doing ayahuasca this weekend, and I thought to myself, it feels like I had an extra shot of espresso. What's ayahuasca?

You still think you guys have a similar? It's similar. Okay, we don't intake the same things, but similar in the sense that Will and I love a nice, bougie vacation. First class, Hotel Suite. I did not fly first. No. also the majority of my group

ended up getting the entire trip for free between gambling and promotions you don't vacation like me first class hotel suites I think I vacation like you but I don't vacation the majority of my trip was free

at the end of the day oh mine I don't get free well I guess that's similar he will argue his way into a free drink and be like Oh, the showerheads, the pressure. I have two million marriott points. That's crazy.

By the way, I did not do ayahuasca. I'm, you know, I'm a psychedelic guy, but I'm not that crazy. But EDC was a lot of fun. My group had an absolute blast. Music was fantastic. The environment was fantastic. You took my boyfriend. I took your boyfriend.

You could have kept him for a couple more days, but he decided to come back. I didn't tell him to come back. Wait, is that what he told you? No. Was he throwing me under the ball? I told him. I was like, you can stay an extra day. But you also didn't let him sleep in after the festival. I heard about this. No, you did it. You heard about this? You were there. You did it. Okay. This is what, there's a rumor going around.

Then I didn't let him sleep in the day after EDC. First of all, oh, boo-hoo. You know what I mean? Second of all, it was 1.30 in the afternoon. Right. I let him sleep in and he woke up. The festival does end at 6 a.m. But he flew home. No, he flew home. Right. He slept on the plane a little bit. Right?

And Marshall is an hour long flight. Two hours. Okay, let's not. And it was delayed, so he could have slept on the tarmac. It's valuable. Right. So anyway, he lands. He lands, and then he stays up late, and then he sleeps for 12 hours.

Right. We had work to do. What work did you? We had to go shopping. for Puerto Vallat What do you think These clothes are going to buy themselves? What the fuck?

Because I don't know how to shop Now it makes sense You don't wear your own clothes You had to wait Christian up to buy you clothes Because he doesn't He's the one, he's the fashion expert Everybody has a role You are unbelievable

He's the one I had to go I sent him with my credit card to the mall You didn't go with him! You didn't go with him! You woke him up and you sent him out? He woke up on his own. Dream! He just got a credit card.

No, his dreams are when he's fucking sleeping. Guys, how can this... I gave my boyfriend unlimited access to my credit card, and he bought clothes for both of us. Because we swear the same things. And I said, babe, go have fun. And we need... He was like, I want to go.

go back and see, like, no, no, no, go have fun. Come on. I said, go have fun. Guys, you acted like I woke him up when the sun came up. Why didn't you go with them? Because I had to do laundry at home. Okay, all right.

I was doing other things. Dishwasher had to be unloaded. Trash had to be taken out to the curb, right? Yeah. Laundry had to be sorted out. I was holding down the home front. I was doing what... There was a war on to the fence.

Right? Mark's actually doing it. Right? Like, I was, this is called, for those of you in a relationship, you understand my perspective, because it's dividing and conquering. It's pretty unbelievable that you woke him up and sh- I know, I make him up. No, I kind of agree.

Because you knew he was better at this thing. Yes. And you deputized. Yes, I did. I said, Christian, you're better than me. He woke him up, though. I didn't wake him up. I didn't wake him up.

Chat, he woke up. He woke up on his own accord at 1.30. right? After I shook him violently Why does he say You woke him up then Does that what he said

Is that what he said? I don't know You told me You woke him up I didn't No I said It's time to get up And then he woke up

But he woke up On his own He opened his eyes I didn't have to I woke him up Fine I woke him up You know what I mean?

It's 1.30 in the fucking afternoon. Wake the fuck up. Somebody's got to do something around here. You think Porta of our art is going to get us there by itself? We got to get up and move. We got to get moving. I agree with you. We had another vacation to go on.

I agree with you. That's what I try to explain. I say, Christian, if we don't do this, nobody will. Nobody's going to pack our bags. Nobody's going to shop. right? Just like Carl Mark said, right? Yeah.

No, I think he needs, he needs Carl Marks. You see what I'm saying? Oh, my God. He's still going. It's crazy. Anyway, regardless, the shopping got done. I sent him out the next day, and we got a couple,

he went on a couple shopping trips. What did he? This cracked me up. He came home with a DMX shirt. That's awesome. No, it's great, but he didn't even know who DMX was. Oh, right. He didn't know who DMX.

No, and then he, So he just thought it was a random black guy. Like, look cool, cool black guy. Bam, ba, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, stop. Oh, oh. That's a run, right is row. It's the last time I listened to music. That's awesome.

Holy shit. That was the coolest you've ever been. Yeah. I love the other. Because sometimes I'm like, God, get help. Just like bringing us down sometimes, you know what I mean? Made me tear up when I was him. Are you going to wear the DMX?

I wore it today to my tan, so it's kind of a little, you know. So the thing you bought for you? No, no, no, no. He bought several things. Okay. So we have a suitcase full of stuff. You know what I learned about this getting ready for this trip? Sometimes you just got to stop shopping and say, we're ready to go.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think you didn't have to shop for the strip at all. We didn't, we didn't, we, what? I said, I don't think you had the shop for this trip at all. No, no, we did. Why? Because we didn't have any clothes. Austin, you have a lot of clothes.

No, no, I know, but we... And you steal a lot more. No, no, we gave them away. We gave more, a lot of them away. Okay. How nice of you? I'm not trying to get credit for this. No, no, it's fine.

It's cool. Is this problematic to buy clothes? No. I don't want to... Austin, what? Say what you just said again and listen to it. Is it problematic to buy clothes? Oh, that sounds ridiculous.

Yeah, thank you. Sounds ridiculous. Thank you. But I want to let everybody know that, I shop at very inexpensive stores. I do. I don't spend a lot on clothes. Relatively speaking,

like you would say objectively, you'd probably spend more. No, I usually sit down at a loom and create my clothing. Yeah, see, that's something.

The most ethical way to do it. What's that? What's a loom? Oh, it's a large series of threads that I combine to... Oh, you do it usually. Like, this isn't actually a Louis Vuitton shirt.

It's a shirt that I spun. Is it actually Louis Vuitton? No, you know who this is? Who? One of your buddies. Who? He is the Iron Man of Yiro. Iron Man of Yiro?

Come on. Who? What is it? Who else has an Iron Man suit that cooks fucking kebab? Oh, oh, you got it from Walee. Yeah, dude, this is his new stuff. Oh, you said Yiro. I'm like, what the fuck?

Well, I have to over pronounce. Donat, bro. Donat. D'an. So I've spent the last couple episodes. insulting Hassan. I just want to say, Hassan,

you look really good today. Thank you. Do I look my age? Come on. Is that what you're going to say? Let's not relitigate that. Go ahead. Talk about my zits.

No, I was just actually noticing that it's less noticeable on your face. Oh, thank you. I was noticing. Thank you.

It's less noticeable than it used to be. It's shrinking, I think. Either that or your hair, your beard is a little longer than last week. The beard is a little longer.

But your suit looks really good. It's starting to make you appear more sophisticated. Thank you. And more digestible to the electorate. Okay, good. I'm running. And on that note, ladies and gentlemen, we'll talk

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We'll see you there behind the paywall. See you there. Peace. Why are these? I didn't agree to this. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

No, no, no. We were all there. The goal post has moved. What? The two. Let me be very clear. Let me be very clear. Let me be clear.

Let me be clear The argument that I set forth Listen, listen, you guys aren't listening to me And it's frankly homoicelago Murrah clears you