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Episode Date: September 8, 2025

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When you're with Amex Platinum, you get access to exclusive dining experiences and an annual travel credit. So the best tapas in town might be in a new town altogether. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Terms and conditions apply. Learn more at Amex.ca. There you are, pushing your newborn baby in a stroller through the park. The first time out of the house in weeks. You have your Starbucks, venty, because, you know, sleep deprivation.

You meet your best friend, she asks you how it's going, you immediately begin to laugh, then cry, then laugh cry, that's totally normal, right? She smiles, you hug, there's no one else you'd rather share this with. You know, three and a half hour sleep is more than enough. It's never just coffee. What is happening? Speaking of, you are always so kind about my hobbies, so I figured we'd talk about one of yours today.

Yay! Okay. Gourley pop. It's just you yelling. There's got to be another barbershop quartet. No. He's drinking three Dr. Pepper's. He slammed to two diet Dr. Pepper's before we got started.

I tell you what. And he does not have like, he doesn't have the Constitution for it. Get your hat out of here. That was last week. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen. He's still riding in his home. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Hand podcast where I'm wired.

Because I had two Dr. Peppers. and I got a water and I'm going to have to piss later. But this man told me to pinch my pee off mid-piece so we can start. That's right. He was like, he thought he was throwing zingers. Oh, yeah. Earlier. He kept saying this is good content.

It was just him yelling. I was upset that it was like not being recorded. Yeah. I was very upset. I have the exact opposite vibe of Austin right now. Yeah. You got a pimple patch the size of a trampoline on the side of your face. I do.

I do What is going on with your dinner plate You look like Robin Williams and Jumanji What the fuck is going In the jungle You must wait until the dice are fired Yeah what the fuck's going on You've been growing it out

You've really got yourself I realized that you know Islam is coming to America Yeah So I might as well be I might as well be Doing Duw

Streets are saying I'm a better Muslim than you are There's no street has ever said It doesn't take much to be a better Muslim to me? Do you eat pork? Not really. Oh, you do? I saw some pork in his fridge. There you go.

Yeah. Not my pork. Okay. Everything else in the house is pork. No, no. I mean, I do eat pork. I have seen you eat pork before. Yeah, of course.

I love bacon. And that's your prerogative. I love bacon. Yeah. It's great. I brought a bunch of topics. Wow. Yeah.

Ready to let it rip. Yeah. Well, I did too. Oh, so did kitty. Okay. I didn't bring topics. No, we know. Yeah, okay.

But what did you do with your week? I'm dead with what? Everyone wants to know what you did with your week. Yeah. What? Can I just check in on my friends? Yeah. Everybody has ever asked me that before.

Everybody wants to know what you did with your week. Because I usually just like stick to my, I just like stay in my own lane. I can't, is this another TikTok? Is she filming us? How is your, how is your week? How are you? How are you? You've never been this kind.

How are you? She wants to know how you are. You've never been this courteous. I'm freaking out a little bit. Because I usually don't talk about stuff because everything in my life is happening is like politics related. And we don't do politics on the podcast.

So I just like kind of stick to my own thing. You look really good to do that. Well, your brother's getting married. That's true. And we're all going to be there. You know, a lot of people usually, we'll talk about them. Well, not Marsh.

Yeah. Well, Marsh could be there. He just chose not to be there. I'm being there. I got out. But it doesn't matter. You could still come. I booked us a 4,000 foot or square foot

house with a beautiful pool and hot tub we're gonna have to drag Austin out of the house to go to the wedding it's a beautiful oasis spamming just minute details about the house I like that I appreciate it yeah he didn't fucking respond I'm gonna take a little vacation day

I said you didn't reply I'm gonna pay you I said whatever you want it feels awkward when I book something it's just weird for me I have if anything it's convenient that you booked it I still think we should film the pod there I do too. I'll have to leave at 7 a.m.

Why don't we feel on the other day? No, no. On Friday, the day before the wedding. At the house, at the hot tub. We'll use the better producer, Gabe. I have to make the wedding cake, though. Yeah, well, we'll figure it out. Gabe is invited.

Gabe would have fun. I could make the wedding. Not everybody's out. A frowning Fran like you. I got a nice kitchen. He's only happy when he's. Yeah. in New York.

Yeah. So it's a beautiful house. And I'm thinking maybe we could host a wedding after party there. No. What do you think? I like it. Yeah. I got your back.

Hot up. Thank you. See? No. It's a wedding. It's a wedding. I'm paying for it. You're paying for the wedding?

Yeah. Why aren't you paying for my Airbnb? What the fuck? That's a good point. That is a good point. What, $1,300 extra dollars is going to break? the bank. Accommodations. We would appreciate that.

Hello. I'm making, we're spending time out of our day to come to the wedding and you couldn't even buy. That's great. You can't say that. You can't say that. I'm fucking sending that to Maraugh. Don't send it to your brother. I know you're watching. He's not, he's been putting in the hours. And he knows her name is.

I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it. But we're going to believe this out. We'll believe it. Yeah. Okay. Okay, well, okay. Okay.

Well, he got it right. No, he got it right. And Marat, that's just, I'm just being silly. I've been looking forward to your wedding for weeks. You know, there was a wedding where they sent everyone in their RCP, like, a link to pay for their meal. Oh. That's like a thing you can do. That's insane.

Yeah. That's not acceptable. I'm going to torture you at the wedding. Well, hold on. There are a lot of people that can't afford wedding. I know, but you just don't need to do it that nice of wedding. existence is thing. Everything's super adjustable.

Yeah, you can cater it with like Chipotle or something. Yeah, yeah. Is that BDS? No. Thank God. Jesus Christ. Airbnb is a wonderful. Girl, the boycott.

One wrong meal and you're funding a, you know what I mean? Airbnb is though. And he booked it through Trevago. VRBO. Yeah. Oh, shit. Did I say Airbnb?

No, I didn't. No. He was using a blanket term. It was through Marriott vacations. Guys, can we get, listen, I want to cover a topic that's hot off the press happened 15 minutes ago. There's no way we can know about this. It is.

It is. It is. Ladies and gentlemen, before the first play of the season, the Super Bowl champions, Philadelphia Eagles, spit on the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, Dak Prescott. Wait, before the game? Like on that thing or where? Wait, wait.

The liar did? A defensive lineman went up. You got to show the clip. Looked in Dak Prescott's face and went and spit on his chest. Oh, wow. my god was immediately ejected oh man but that's how they set the pace there's already been a fist fight the game is happening by the way just for anybody back football's back for anybody watching the game is happening right now why does the guy hate dag prescott i mean this is one of the biggest

rivalries in football here you go watch this jalen carter defensive lineman the philadelphia eagles bam wait wait wait wait hold up does he even have a guard he has a face guard no oh he's back through it okay that's dangerous that is how the football season started. I mean, testosterone is back, baby. That's a little dangerous, though, because you could just, like, spit on your own face guard by action. That is true.

Yeah, you look so stupid. Can I be honest? I don't think that's the first time he's done that. Yeah. No, he's an expert. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm all for it.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a little bit of spit. No, I'm just like, let's, fuck yeah. A rivalry. Let's get messy with it. Give us some drama. It's on sportsman-like condo.

Yeah, who gives a shit. We're done with that. Oh, shit. Well, also, it's the NFL. You are firing on a hundred right now, sir. It's football, baby. You know, let's kick some ass. Okay, but the other tie-in with this,

and I don't know if you guys will have any takes at all, but as you know, a lot of football properties, sports properties are being monopolized, one of which, red zone, which now for the first time since its inception will feature advertisements. And fans are really unhappy. Yeah, I heard, like, there's going to be like seven hours of commercials or something. something. No, the broadcast is

seven hours. Yeah, so it's like hella commercials through and through. Why, but hold on, but the whole point of red zone is to capture the moment right in the moment. And the ads are not like predetermined. Like there's not going to be a break in the action. They're just going to overlay it. So what? It's going to be like live PD like

where everything is like pre-recorded. You ever watch live PD? Yeah, no, it's going to be it's going to be. No, it's a terrible show because it involves police officers but it's going to be Scott Hansen who is arguably shout out Scott Hansen one of the best pros ever to do anything

and he always has done an unbroken broadcast and so they're just going to overlay like a Burger King commercial like while he's talking while he's talking so you're not going to see him talk and you're going to hear Burger King right that sounds insane fans fans are so like football people Red Zone is like one of the most beloved shows ever

and now like fans are livid Do you know what Red Zone is? Uh-uh. So Red Zone, NFL Red Zone is a... Oh, this is good. This is good, if you don't know what it is. It is a program that on Sundays, if you're, if you don't like, if you want to follow, like, the big moments of every game, but you don't want to, like, tune in, like, go back and forth. Right.

They have them all on the screen and then they go to every single big moment when, like, a, when a team is in the Red Zone. So the concession about football is football people will watch their team. I'll watch the Jets. I'll watch the Minnesota Vikings, but you want to kind of be up to date on all the football. Sure. So you watch Red Zone, like, C-SPAN. and it's always kind of been this amazing broadcast that people love. I am one of the people that is deeply upset.

I think that it, but I'm so happy overall that football's back. You know what I mean? Yeah, baby. I couldn't be happier. I tell you what, this is the best time of year. Football, barbecues. I was feeling, I was watching the game in the shower before I came out. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

On the phone, don't talk to me. The game's on. You know what I mean? Cooked it. They already cooked it with, like, all the gambling ads and stuff. So now every team is, like, incentivized. I feel like it's all scripted now. Well, now ESPN.

Is that your conspiracy there? That's my conspiracy. Me and Aaron Foster. ESPN literally has, like, prop bets built into their coverage. That's insane. How do people not realize that sucks? They'll be like, Cowboys Eagles tonight. Here's the players you should watch and hear your prop bets.

Seiguan Barclay over 50 yards for the game. That's my go-to, which is crazy to see us. yeah yeah everything is getting shittier and shittier and by the moment and people that are just like sleepwalking through it I don't know what else to say it's just the ads on red zone is one thing

I mean when will people realize well it's not woke that caused NFL red zone to be destroyed by ads it's capitalism everything is getting destroyed even concerts seen what they're doing at concerts what are they doing now

what's the most you've ever enjoyed a concert Austin show oh my god Elton John 2009 how much did you enjoy Sun Dome. Are you kidding me? 8,000-seat venue. Did you enjoy it this much? So this was a big story this week.

A man was caught air drumming at a corn shell. No, not corn, no. It's even funnier. System of a down. I think this is corn. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. Wait, why did I.

Oh, my God. Wait, wait. Wait, I thought it was system of a down. My bad. My mistake. Wait, wait, hold on. Attack on Titan. Wait, was he

He was air drumming Okay, his dick No Okay, oh he's wearing a system of a down shirt That's all I thought I was system of a noun Ladies and gentlemen, the music caught him So intensely That this man started pounding off

Dude, during a corn show Like at a corn show too Well, I thought this was America Oh my God I just don't understand like what compels you While you're listening to corn Like it's new metal right yeah like new metal are you guys saying porn or corn corn corn you never heard of corn corn corn

feeling like a freak on a leash you want a theme like i feel like i have no release right is oh hi right corn is oh right oh right ain't up corn out oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i think okay maybe not i don't know wow he's never heard any corn oh that you are i'm thinking a slip so he was i think you're I'm thinking of corn, like the actual product. Yeah, no, no, no, Slipknot. Oh, Ohio. Slipknot, I think, is either from Ohio, Iowa. So he was just jerking it.

The music caught him so intensely. He felt the need to catch the beat. Yeah, and so he started, and so people freaked out. Corn is, and they started beating his ass. A guy came up and socked him in the head. Yeah. Damn. The song, Adidas.

All day. I dream about sex. Now, crazy question. Crazy question. Yeah. Crazy question. I know music. And in no way.

Am I endorsing this behavior? Right. Okay. I am anti this. Yes. But if the guy hits him in the head, is that assault? Or is it self-defense? I, oh.

Is he aiming his dick? Is he aiming his dick? No, I think about this case. Okay, but it's dangerous because what if he starts beating harder? Oh. Yeah. Hit me again. If somebody is jerking off in public, is that justification to hit him in the head?

You know, I'm no big city lawyer. That's a great question. But I'm going to say, Yes. Okay. And tell me why. Because that ejaculate could be a biological weapon. That's true. It's true. It's true. There you go. That is true. That is true. Well, honestly, can we all say it? Imagine being the attorney to defend that. The guy you punched that dude in the head's a hero. No, he's absolutely hero. And I support that. I'm just saying legally. I think I would have dumped a Coke on him. I still don't understand like the logistics of it. I don't understand like what caused someone to

vociferously beat their meat. The music was just hitting him so. No, but it's corn. Can I be honest? It's like the least sexy music you can beat off? He was probably on drugs. Hassan. Yeah. Do you think there was something wrong with him? What kind of drugs makes you want to beat off, though?

Oh, there's a lot. Ask Marsh. That one drug that that later was on the airplane. Yeah. Maybe he was on Ambien. At a corn concert? Maybe he was, I don't know, maybe he actually slipped up his pills and he took a sleeping pill. No, he's a TikTok zoomer.

He thought it was porn. That was a TikTok zoomer? No. Like he was 40 years old. shitty joke, man. Oh, sorry. Went over my head. Whoop right there.

You literally kept saying corn? Are you trying to say porn? There's one detail in the thing that I'd like to point out. Okay. That concert was at New Jersey, MetLife Stadium, which is the home of the Jets. That's right. And guys, that's why I want to make an appeal to you guys. You can get on the Jets bandwagon now.

Now, the Jets have historically been back, and they've always been. Yeah. They've never won. However, mathematically, they have to win sometime. Now, I will counterpoint Minnesota Vikings.

They're about to elect a socialist mayor. Okay? And that's it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. Wait, wait. What?

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Gurdipa. Production. Woo! All right, Marsh. I've got a slideshow for you. Is it about the butt fumble? I'm sure that will be featured. We've got a lot of bridges we've got to mend here, okay?

Yeah, last week, last week QD flamed us, specifically will. I caught strays as well in the process. And it went supernova omega viral. And everyone is yelling at us, not realizing that we are a podcast. Are they yelling at me too? no you didn't speak well they keep saying men and I also I identify you are famously a man but you were on that you were on that side nobody said except the gay guy nobody said that there's probably one that said that I would like a shirt that said no like when they

except the gay guy yeah I don't know they were flaming yeah we're getting flamed like there's mad viral tweets like so many viral tweets being like I saw one literally like randomly scrolling Twitter of somebody talking about how the Beatles were initially seen as like the fancy of just women alone but now they're recognized as one of the most impactful bands of all time

maybe you should stop discouraging or discounting women's hobbies or something like that and I was like I... You really took that tweet seriously I was like I was there. I'm a Swifty. I'm just a gala I'm a little upset. I'm a little offended that Taylor Swift personally is offending me by getting married to a straight man.

So as a gala, it was emotional. It was a time of need. It was a troublesome time for me. And that's all I got to say. Please don't kill me. I'm here to clear. I'm here to clear up rumors, okay? Just like how Taylor's songs are only about breakups and loves.

People think that the Jets are just about losing. And that's not true. Let's go to the next one. That's true. So the lore is the Jets used to be known as the Titans of New York. That's true. The integral season of America Football League. That is like they've been around forever.

And at that time, what were their colors? I don't know. Green? Navy and yellow. That's so ugly. Thank goodness they changed those colors. That's awesome. Okay.

Next. And they just love winning. The Jets have won one championship in Super Bowl 3 in 1968. That's right. That's not a good argument for loving winning. Yep. They have won 433 times. So pretty okay, I would say.

Jesus Christ. Wait, how many times? They lost that way? Can you go back? Uh-huh. Well, I don't think we should focus on that. There were more. Yeah, that's not what they're known for.

There were a hundred times more losses. Well, it's just, we just have to break these things that people think. The stigma. In 2010, the Jets made history when back-to-back road games and overtime, however, suffered a 45-3 loss against the Patriots. That's right. Super unfortunate. But, you know, it doesn't bring them down. The team had nine consecutive losing seasons, making it the longest streak in the NFL.

But don't worry, they will come back. Can I ask a question to you, Will? Yes. Were you one of the people? that also sat around and prayed that Tom Brady's plane would fall? No. No, Will and I, as football fans, we do not disparage. We do not want our opponents to die.

Can I say something? I'm a Tom Brady fan. No, I know. I've always been a fan of Tom Brady. I just always think about that viral tweet or someone being like, Tom Brady was so fucking good and you don't understand how good he is because when I was a child, I would sit around at night and pray that his plane would crash. No, no.

As a Vikings fan, I never wished Aaron Rogers. to be injured. It would have been convenient, but I never would have wished it. So you were just winking. No, like when he broke his collar brother, and I was like, but I wasn't. Endorsing it.

No. That sucks. Yeah. Yeah. We went on to almost win the Super Bowl. We will, we can skip some of this facts because they seem kind of negative. This is part of the identity.

Playoff record 1213. Bill Belichick resigned after only one day of being head coach. That's right. Where he left the coach for the Patriots, appear in nine Super Bowls with them. That's right. In 2024 season, the Jets fired head coach, Robert midseason. Wait, what's his last name?

Salah. I have no clue. Robert Salah, inshallah. First Muslim head coach. Yeah, that's true. Told you I was better Muslim than you. Also famously Lebanese. Yeah. Famously.

Very famously. He, I think he got dumped for controversial reasons. I would agree with that. Yeah, he, because like, it wasn't because, you know, they were losing because that's like a part of his identity. He wore a flag on his shirt that I think made Woody Johnson a little upset. Oh, well, weird ownership over there, I would say. First in season coaching change during Woody Johnson's 25 year ownership.

Yeah. Yeah. To be fair, it was his fourth losing season at that point. Okay. All right. Well, there's some highlights. So don't you fret next. Mm-hmm.

Oh. Sorry, wrong slide. No. Are the Vikings on there? 50 biggest blown leads. That's crazy. That's just the, this is the wrong slide. I'm sorry.

Next. Highlights. I'm sorry. Okay, there we go. I remember the butt fumble. The butt fumble. The butt fumble. We could watch this.

That's right. Pause. Pause. Pause, pause, also, earlier this season, Mark Sanchez was caught on the sidelines eating a hot dog during a game. Yeah, earlier that's, yeah, I know. Okay, go ahead. Yeah.

Some say it was the hot dog groups that lack of all. I remember watching this. I remember where I was. This was a Thanksgiving game, and I was with my family, and it was the year after they made a pretty good. And he's going to fumble the football. This is what Reggie White used to do to people. If you don't know what happens, he runs into a butt. That's right.

Mark Sanchez not expecting it. And it was the backside of Brandon. He got a butt to the face. Well, okay, I can tell you what he was thinking. It was a blown handoff. His receiver went to the wrong, or his running back went to the wrong side. So he panics after his running back doesn't take the ball. and he runs into his own offensive lineman.

I believe it was Nick Mangold he ran into. Yeah, another highlight, though. Oh, you should do this for the Vikings, too. Oh, the missed field goal. Wow, this is a tough one. I was in high school at this point. I was at boarding school. I was watching this game in a room with no heat.

And I was at boarding school, and I actually had trash thrown at me after the Jets lost this game by all the other boarding school kids. yeah oh that's a that's a unique experience that both of you can share let's kind of skip through it's in there somewhere just go to the end

it's probably at the end well you can watch this because actually he misses I believe three field goals during the course of the game that's awesome his second shot at a game winner in the final

two minutes we don't have to watch all this right no no do you think the Jets fans are not pelting their players with socks full of used batteries enough and that's the reason why... No, here's the thing.

This is what I... I would like to... I would like to explain this to non-football fans. When your team endures tragedy, like the Jets and the Vikings have in our history, it becomes a

sense of like how much can I fucking take? Bring it on. Bring it the fuck on. Part of being a fan is you sit there and you watch the collapse of your team. team because it feels that much better when you're sitting there and your teams at the top of the mountain.

Was it last season where, like, the Jets had a really good run initially? Uh, that was a two seasons ago. No, that was, that was, I think, three seasons ago. Damn, it was Zach Wilson. Even if the Vikings are statistically eliminated from the playoffs, I would sit there and watch and suffer. Yeah, for sure. I was sit there and suffer for my team. Well, there's some good highlights for sure.

There's also, ooh, oh, unlisted, Aaron Robertson. first season. I can dictate this to you. Aaron Rogers, the hope of the franchise, brought in one of the winningest quarterbacks of all time. The first time he drops back for a pass, play three of the game, his Achilles explodes. That's awesome. And he's actually the third quarterback to have an Achilles explode in the first game of a season.

Damn. That sucks. Yes, it does. Well, Aaron Rogers' controversies didn't end there, did it? No. That wasn't really a controversy. I mean, that was after the darkness retreat, where he told the NFL that he was going to do ayahuasca in a dark room until he knew where he wanted to play football. When he emerged from the darkness a week later, decided that that team would be the New York Jets.

Yeah. And then he became a prominent vaccine skeptic and numerous other, numerous other controversies ensued. Yes, that's true. You can find Aaron Rogers on the Pat McAfee show every now and then. Weekly appearance. Well, and we got, of course, of course, doubt, oh, frick, why are all these unavailable? What happened? Well, this one could be anything.

But Zach Wilson, really nice kid. But I would say he has what is called a case of the yips. Where under pressure, he just seemed to not be able to make basic throws. And I wish him well in Miami. I hope he gets a chance to spread his wings and fly like Gino Smith. right you missed that highlight one of our former quarterbacks that we drafted his second year got into a gambling debt with one of our defensive linemen and right before a game uh the defensive lineman punched him in the face and shattered his jaw over six hundred dollars ruining the jet's playoff chances seven years later gino smith would go on to have a pro bowl run with the uh sea hawks and now he's the quarterback for the raiders who are a uh playable via a viobiles team or a playoff viable team with a quarterback that we had to give up on because he got punched over $600.

Wow. Jesus Christ. What a tragedy. Super unfortunate. Bro, if Islam couldn't save the Jets, I don't know. I think that's what happened. Yay. To another great season.

To another great season. I just want you to know that I support you. I would never want to smear your team or what you care about at all. No, I think ultimately. What? What is happening? Cutie, you're spilling! My chocolate.

You pissed me off, Will! You pissed me off! See, cutie, what I realize, and I guess what's different about Taylor and the Jets is, Taylor wins all the time. Oh, my God. Yeah, it looks like a period. The Jets have never won.

The reason I fell in love with the Jets is because I'm from a family where communication about emotions is tough. And so to fit in, I started watching football with them. Right. Ultimately, I'm not upset if people don't like the Jets because it's my relationship with them that's important. Yeah. Now, coming this upcoming week, Aaron Rogers is playing for the Pittsburgh Steelers as the starting quarterback against the Jets who has their former starting quarterback, Justin Fields, in one of the great rivalry matches.

Kai out. Will you be a Jets fan this year? Yeah. That makes me super excited. Do you actually want to watch? I'm so scared. I feel like everyone is being so weird. Wait, why?

What the hell is going on? What's wrong, Austin? What's wrong, Austin? Oh, I got a pain in my stomach aside. He hasn't pooped in three months. Can you believe that? He hasn't. Pooped in three months?

No, I think I need to go see a doctor. Wow. God, you're not a bottle. Oh, God, I got to go see a doctor. You know what I use and you should too? What? Zock, Doc. Oh, God.

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You know what's funny, Kitty? I've, I've destroyed a lot of jet jerseys in my day. I've burned a lot of jet jerseys in my day. I've burnt a lot. No, I've burnt a fair share of jerseys, but I've never gone with chocolate. It was the closest thing I had to oil. Oh, you got some here.

Oh, yeah. Well, it looks like I perioded. Nice, job. And for the record, on behalf of men, we apologize. We do. We apologize. And you know what? For absolutely nothing.

That's right. March, roll the tape. No. Taylor Smith's greatest hits coming up right now. I'll apologize. I feel like I fundamentally misunderstood your relationship or love of Taylor Swift. I literally was just asking about what you thought of Travis Kelsey because I wanted to know. I don't care about him.

I know now. I don't either. I have no comment. Okay. I'm so happy. Way to go. Thank you for that slide show. Now we can move on as a family.

Ironically, to make up for it, I did buy you a signed jersey of that Michael guy you like. Michael, I found his name. Michael? No, the guy you like. He's so funny. I said, who is your favorite person? Derell Revis? Yeah. Michael?

That's close enough. You got me a Derell Revis jersey? Let me triple check because I'll feel bad if I got to the wrong. She got you a mic. She got the wrong. That would be so funny. If it was the wrong team. He's like, this is your favorite guy, Michael Vick.

I'm pretty sure. I got you, Derell Revis signed jersey as a... Well, just in case you took it personally, because I told that's crazy. That's so sweet. Where's my... Shut up.

You have no fans. You have no fandom. What do you mean? You want to know why she didn't do this for you? You don't care about anything. Because you're a man with no passion in your life. That's not true. I literally asked my stream.

They were like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? What do you can do, like, socialism's greatest L's or something? Oh, shut up. Chad. Oh, chat. Fuck. That was crazy.

Oh, that's where that clip came from Because I remember seeing a clip of you talking about like I don't know what Hassan likes And also I'm not going to sit here and act like I'm pro-Israel And I was like what the fuck is cutie talking about Israel Can I add I was saying I wasn't going to like go against what you stand for Look like you shit yourself

This is me Wow Oh my God Oh my God there's a pool of chocolate Wait it's you on the side of the road all over again Oh, my God, it's tripping. It's not the first time Cudy's been in this compromising position.

There's a little bit of a puddle. Marsh. No, I got it. You missed one Jets highlight. Can I give it before we move on? I have to pee while you're doing this. No. You're going to sit there.

You sit and you listen to the Jets' glory. You told me I had to pinch it off. I know, but I told you I had to. No. I got you. I'm going to pee my pants. I didn't think I was going to get it. that's your ax to bear i'm gonna pee my pants okay we're listening piss your pants okay the last

thing the jets did win a super bowl a super bowl that broadway joe called the outcome of he said he would win jets fans a lot of us myself included this is our gala conspiracy we think that broadway joe sold his soul to satan to win that super bowl okay and that and that's why jets are curse since then yes and that the jets will not win another Super Bowl until Joe Namath dies. Oh, my God. Dude, imagine. He sold the souls of all the Jets fans.

That's right. I mean, give or take. He doesn't have that much longer. That's right, and that's why you should get on the Jets bandwagon right now. The winning's about that. Okay. Well, that was a wonderful segment. I really enjoyed that. I liked it.

I did like that. I liked it. That was, you know what that reminded me of? Old cutie, like, back from the shows. Dye or hair dark? Yeah, like, that was dark. Dark cutie, dark cutie. That was dark cutie.

You can go peanut. I was like, I hope Will doesn't punch me in the face. Why would I punch you in the face? Oh, for the jet slander? No, I do that all the time. Cudy, I've been getting slandered my entire life. No, no, no, I wiped it off. The chair wasn't the worst part.

I'll get you pants, hold on. But, yeah, no, this is, he has a, he's a very... Can I be honest? Uh-huh. I'm just happy someone took an interest in the Jets. He's just, he sounded like a psychopath. Why? You of all people should be happy that Taylor's battering Travis because now more women are watching NFL.

I am, and that's what I want to talk about. But you wouldn't. That's all I wanted. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. Sit on the floor.

be honest. Okay, so I have some drama. Oh. And I need your guys' opinion and perspective. Do you want new clothes? I can go get you some I'm going to grab some. Yeah, grab you Okay, I'll wait. Can we pause in?

We're going to get cutie dressed. I'm not a lie, this looks insane. All right. Boom. Back. We teleported. That was Incredible.

I finally put Beauty Cinderella in my merch. Let's go. Yeah. Hell yeah. He's the beauty has changed. We are back. It's so sticky. And I have got some drama for you folks.

Hit me. Oh, I've got some drama and I need the advice of my fellow podcasters. Okay. Okay. Let me give you this situation. Sure. All right. I moved to Los Angeles.

Okay. All right. Famously. Famously. And when I moved, I, as anybody would do, I was feeling very neighborly. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. And I met my neighbor, okay?

And I said, I said, sir, here's my phone number. If you got any trouble, you let me know, we'll keep it quiet. And, you know, it's good to be here. You know, thanks. You know, I was welcoming myself to the neighborhood. Yeah.

You know, being nice, being friendly, saying, Hey. My neighbor and I, we exchange pastries. Yeah. It's a nice thing. I give him a pastry, and then he gives me a pastry, and then I give him a pastry.

Exactly. I was feeling like that with my neighbor, I don't tell them that I don't eat pastry Oh, okay Don't tell them if you know So the first night I'm in my hot tub And I get a text from the neighbor at 1015

Yeah, you told me about this Time to take it inside I said He said that verbatim Yeah That's a little bit of a rude first text message Yeah, he said time to take it inside It's 1015

And I was like, okay Like could he have meant it like time to take it inside? Yeah, benefit of the doubt out. Benefit of the doubt. I'm like, okay, I understand it's past 10 o'clock. Technically, the noise is a little, we were a little loud. So, okay, I respect that. What are what's doing? We were just talking. Tons are early, though. Does he have kids? No kids. Single guy. That's crazy. Single guy. So, you know, this progresses over the course of the next, the last couple months, I've been getting a text here and there from him. Hey, time to take it inside. Hey, music, too loud. Hey, whatever.

And I've, this guy's really been starting over time. I'm like, I've been really nice. and cordial, because I don't really want to have a problem with my neighbor, but he's really started to piss me off. Right. And this weekend, it reached a boiling point. Uh-oh. Because this weekend, I decided I was going to throw a party, okay? A pool party at my house.

One of my friends, it was their birthday. They couldn't find a pool. I said, last minute, last resort, come to me. I'll throw your pool party. So he comes to me the day before. I'm like, fine. We'll do the pool party, right? So he's got DJs and everything like that.

It's going to be a day pool party from one to eight o'clock. Okay? During the day, no, on a Saturday afternoon, we invite everybody over, DJs come over, the party starts. We've got the music in the backyard, DJ set up. It's at a respectable level. You can't hear it from the front of the house. In the backyard, you can hear it, but it's not like super loud. It's at a respectable level.

You can hear it. You can certainly hear it if you were over at his house, but it was at a respectable level. So 430 rolls around And somebody comes in the party We probably got about 50 to 100 people At the house It's not like great That's a lot of people

It's a lot of people Okay 50 That's still a lot of people My house is crowded at 20 Hey it's a middle of the day Okay The middle of the day People are in the backyard

Nobody's screaming hollering And people just got their feet in the pool It's a vibe people are drinking out of solo cups You know Yes I was not invited this was it this this was not my party it was a

it's at your fucking house I know was he invited no I didn't invite was she invited I don't want to go she said not to invite her because she doesn't like to have fun she doesn't like to have fun I don't like to have fun we weren't even told it was no but this

this was not my party because it was not my guest list it was not my guest's I'm on your side but okay it was not my guess list it was somebody else's birthday Boston what the fuck Do you mean it's not your guest? If you have a party at your house, you don't have to invite us?

I was the vessel. They had to settle it up. Yeah, if you're the vessel, you don't have to invite us. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't my party. The vessel. I'm with you.

I was a location. I don't want a fucking party in my house. It doesn't matter whose party. Next, if I host the party, y'all get invited. It's my house. Okay, I know. I think that's the only reason we're invited.

I honestly didn't. I'm on boy. Invited 49 to 99 homosexuals and not me and will. The term. What about Mars? Was Mars invited? No, Marsh was not invited. The term the vessel made me laugh. Yeah, yeah.

It's like a Seinfeld sketch. No, I'm telling you. I was the vessel, Jerry. The vessel! I would, next time when I host it and I'm hosting it, and I'm controlling the guest list, you'll come to my pool of parties. You were controlling the guest list by definition. It is at your house. You just said, don't.

He doesn't want to go. Okay. So, anyway. So 430 rolls around. I can't believe you were trying to defend this position. Look, next time. He was the vessel. You got to wear a thong.

Okay. That's bullshit. I'm definitely not going. Why is that bullshit? Would you come to, would you go? I'm not wearing a thong. Okay, well, that's the dress code. So respect his house.

Yeah, you can't, you can't come. It's a thong only party. Take my shoes off for some people. Yeah. I take my shoes off every time I come in here. It's a little bit different. If someone was like, hey, I want to see the outline of your seat. Respect my culture.

Respect his culture. Thank you. You are not doing yourself any favor. Anyway, okay. So, 430 rolls around. okay somebody says hey austin somebody's looking for you i said oh no you got to be kidding me and my blood starts boiling my heart starts racing you knew immediately you're an expert at this too how did you know immediately i knew immediately because i just know had he already texted you he said somebody no he said

somebody's outside and they're they're saying do you know austin and i and i and then they were they were pissed and i said fuck that's the guy so my heart's pounding okay because i you want to in hot. So my heart's pounding. The guy, I said, I said, don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. So I go outside. He is across the... Are you wearing a thong? Was I wearing a thong?

I feel like that's important. Yeah. I may have been. No, I wasn't wearing a thong. Okay. I was wearing a speed off. But you were immediately expecting conflict. Yeah. So he goes, I go up to the gate. I go up to the gate and I see him across the street. Wait, he's across the street. He's across the street.

Talking shit with the neighbor. This isn't even your neighbor. Yeah. No, no. No, it is. But he's my neighbor, but he's across the street talking shit to the neighbor. He's starting a union.

I learned about those. Yeah, he started. Wait, so it's not just one neighbor that's frustrated. It's when a bunch of people get together and they demand like better things. I don't know if she is frustrated. He's also. She's outside of our house. She's got us Trump flag.

Trump supporters like MAGA everywhere. Like MAGA. It doesn't matter. It seems like they're. You can't. Okay. Regardless, I don't know. She's a nosy neighbor.

She just, she's kind of nosy. She just wants to be included. She's actually really nice lady. Yeah. Light as the fact that she votes against everything that I believe in. Yeah. But while living in West Hollywood. Yeah, while living in West Hollywood.

Anyway. And putting up that fucking flag too. Yeah. She has the, we took America back flag like waiting from the. Anyway, so. You should steal it. So I, I know, I thought about it. So I, and I'm just thinking about what the fuck I'm going to say.

So I go out to the front. You invite them in. No. You didn't hear him out first? I go out to the front. Okay. And he's hot. I could see it in his face.

He's just fucking pissed. And he starts marching over. And I go, we'll call him Steve. You should have started doing this. Yeah. So I said, we're going to have a problem, Steve? That's how you started? You went cop mode on him.

That's Copsby. I said, we're going to have a problem, Steve? He's like, no, we're not going to have a problem, but the fucking cops are going to have a problem because I just called him. I said, oh, you called the cops, Steve? You could have called, you could have texted me. on my number. He said, that's fucking bullshit. I've been dealing with your fucking noise for three hours. I said,

I said, I said, Steve. I said, Steve. I said, Steve. I said Steve. It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah. And you're in Los Angeles. It's Labor Day weekend. He's like, I don't fucking give a shit. There's a noise ordinance. And I

fucking lost it. I said, I don't give a fuck, Steve. I'm going to go back to my party and I'm going to keep going until 8 o'clock. And there's not a fucking damn thing you can do about it. If you don't fucking like it, you can fucking move. I can do whatever the fuck I want in my backyard. So fuck you and call

the fucking police. I said call the fucking police. The noise order and says 10 p.m. to 8 a. Wow. So I said call the fucking police. Guess what? That pussy-ass bitch called the police and they didn't fucking show up. Of course. So guess what? It's Los Angeles. That's funny. So,

yeah, you should By the way, for everybody out there, this is a good thing to know, as someone who's a former social chair when they call the cops on a noise complaint they have to issue you a warning first you will not receive a ticket until the second time the police show up yeah now i want to know your perspective sure did i handle this from the moment i met him i was cordial i was nice if he would say something i would make the adjustment oh four o'clock in the afternoon calling calling the police

Getting in your face and preemptively calling the cops on a Labor Day weekend party at 4 p.m. That guy sucks. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. And I will say sometimes my neighbors throw loud parties as well. And it's really fucking annoying, especially because it's after 10. Oh, well, that I'm in bed.

and when they're blasting music I just directly beams into my bedroom where I'm sleeping and it frustrates me I just kind of eat it because I don't like to be annoying to people I've never called the cops on someone

for something like that but having said that if I were to take the devil's advocate position here if I were to see this from Stevens' perspective it kind of feels like

you were a menace of a neighbor for an extended period of time. No, no. No. I mean, he has absolutely not complaints about. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, if this was a, if this was like a nighttime party on a random weekend, I'd be a little bit more. But Labor Day weekend, daytime pool party. Like, no. That's like getting mad at someone for celebrating the four. Let me tell you. I sit in that hot tub. I sit in that hot tub maybe twice a week. Okay. I am, I have people down. If I, have people in the hot tub with me, I have them down to a whisper. And I am constantly saying,

hey, whisper, it's passed every day. He doesn't usually complain like the, the one, he complained last week or before the party because I accidentally was blasting Kim Petrus out on the speakers because I didn't realize that the speakers were connected to the house and I just was, it was on the wrong speakers. That was on me. My bad, I turned it off. You know what I mean? Every time he has mentioned anything, I'm barely in the fucking back. I don't even know how to swim. That pool is barely used. Can I say something?

Yeah. You're going to live in West Hollywood. Don't have cheap walls. That's what I'm saying. You chose to live in West fucking Hollywood. Yeah, you better out. You better have a nice role. Can I be honest?

This is part and parcel that most of the homes in Los Angeles are cheap flips. And they, like, my house is you, you could, a bomb could go off outside and you wouldn't hear it. Yeah. So, so anyway, I'm going to throw another party. and I'm going to go from, and I'm going to invite, I don't know why, but I'm going to have a mariachi band. Can I be there? Because listen, I have a gift that was given to me.

He's charming. Genetically. Yeah. I can speak to the cops. No one gets mad at him at him. They used to grab me at fraternity parties and they'd be like, Will. And I'd go out there and I'd be like, guys, are we doing? Good to see you again.

How was the barbecue? Like, I made sure to donate to my local police department North Carolina. That's awesome. They knew me by name. I would, dude, nothing pissed neighbors off when I would go out there

and I'd be like, Tom, how are we? How's the kid? Yeah. Noise complaint? Oh, really? We had no idea. I'll go check.

Can you hear it out here? Yeah. Yeah. It must have been bass or something. Yeah. I'll check. You're such,

who's the guy that was from Believe it to Beaver, Eddie Haskell? Can I give you the number one line that will get you off with any cop for a noise complaint? But I know you guys have to deal with so much. I don't want to waste your time on something like this.

I was going. I was going to use that line. I don't want to waste your time. The cops aren't going to go. Everything I just Googled, the cops aren't going to come unless it's after 10 p.m. Los Angeles. Can I tell you,

the cops will not show up, period, in Los Angeles. That's why I was about to say. You should just steal his car. The cops are not showing. That's what I'm saying. That's why I stole my Tesla back instead of calling the cops. Yeah. Also, I had a guy trying to break in during COVID lockdown, and they didn't show up for it.

No, yeah, they don't want. Okay, just so you know how wacky this guy is, the MAGA neighbor lady says that he's a nut job. Oh, wow. The MAGA neighbor lady, this guy's complaining about everything. Austin, I can't wait for you to use the line. Officer, I can only imagine what you have to deal with on a day-to-day basis. I don't want to be your problem. No, that's, I'm ready for it.

She'd come out, be like, blue eyes matter. No, I'm ready for it. But like, dude, look, man. Purchase a Blue Lives Matter t-shirt. Okay. But let me. And when the cops show up, wear the Blue Lies Matter T-shirt. Oh, that's big.

That's big. Let me tell you something. In closing. I, I think that there is a level of respect that you should show your neighbors. Yeah. Which is what I did. I extended the olive branch. I gave him my phone number.

I sort of bent, honestly, a little too much to his request to be quiet. You missed out on one thing, though. What? The way to deal with neighbors like that. Invite him to your parties. He's, he's, he's 53 years old. You do it anyway. It's the thought.

He doesn't, he doesn't, he's a total dick. We, we, even, my landlord sent him a bottle of wine, like he's an ass. No, because then they get the heads up too. And they pre-log like, oh, this is what this is. I would have given them the heads up. And then the other thing is, you give them the hours of your party. So that way they know, oh, it ends at this time. He would have flipped his shit.

He would have flipped his shit. just preemptive that's why he's such he's so unreasonable and crazy that like now you're you're you're trying to go end of the world party what i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna fake the party i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna throw a i just bought the house party listen can i throw that party for you you want to throw i have thrown a few end of the world parties i want i want piratechic where you know you're losing losing a lease and you go nuclear i've done it anyway that's it i i want to be very clear though we were respect we tried to keep the volume and Listen, all I'm saying is, theme party.

The theme is World Cup 2008. Everyone gets a Vuvuzela. Have you ever seen these clips? Yes. I thought about hosting, like, just events. I thought about renting out the sub-leasing the event. So now you're just throwing party. There's this ass called like Swimily where you can rent out pools.

Yes. You could start renting out your pool. Super dystopian. Kinseneras. Fucking. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah.

We could throw Kaya a Kinsenera. Yeah. I would love to throw her a Kintanera. Swift turns 15 next year. My nightmare. Okay. I have a topic that I think you're going to be very interested in. A fast fashion brand introduced a new model into their lineup.

Tell me if you recognize this new model. Only child labor. There's been controversy about this. Yeah. Oh, I saw this. Wait, what? I saw this. Luigi Mangione.

Did they pay him? Speaking of dystopian, now that shit's crazy. Oh, my God. I mean, what... They used an AI model of Luigi Manjoni to sell fast fashion. I mean, I'll be honest. It probably worked. I couldn't even tell his AI.

It actually ends up, like, if they actually paid him, then that's awesome. You know what I mean? Like, that's dope as hell that they do. did that. But if they didn't pay him, then it's really fucked up. There ain't no way they pay it. I think the Chinese government needs to do right by Luigi Mangione and demand

the Communist Party of China from the glorious people's Republic of China. You must offer proper compensation to Luigi Mangione for using his likeness in this matter. That's a take. I'm just saying.

I have a question about The people's princess. Could he have not, like, put on a mask or something? What? When he killed the guy? Yeah, like, wouldn't he have gotten away with it? His face was covered. Yeah, I know, but, like, couldn't he have put on, like...

Also, we don't even know if it was Luigi then. Did it? Oh. Do you think he'll get off? I mean, if this was a fair system, he should be able to because of all of the... No, no, no. I'm saying, like, there's no world in which if we had a fair and just system where, like, the mayor is doing like a... like a perp walk and

all of this other stuff like so many, so many different like powerful figures have been involved in manipulating the process. Yeah. Which is perhaps the reason why Yeah, it's tough when you do an assassination

in broad daylight. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. But my point is there is a lot of, there's grounds for a mistrial.

The problem is it doesn't matter. He killed the CEO, allegedly. And we don't even know if it was Luigi Manjioni. Wow. Yeah, okay. He is probably the real thing. How many licks does it take to get to the center of Titsy Pop?

The world may never know. The world may never know. Okay. What are your topics? I got no topic. Okay. You know what? You know what?

I'm just happy to be here. Wait, you guys want me to talk about politics if you want me to talk about policies. Well, I got... That chocolate and washing it off made me feel like I'm actively on my... period but I'm not speak on that queen and I think I just what about chocolate well all over your midsection well because now I'm like sticky and wetish is that like a heavy flow yeah so I just feel like kind of like scared that I'm bleeding through my pants but I'm not not not my period fundamentally misunderstand periods yeah did you know that they take actually

three weeks right no they take a week are you talking about our hormone cycle no there's like a beautyal phase. I learned this. Go ahead. You name the phases. Go ahead. If a period took three weeks, then a woman would perpetually be on her period.

They do. That's what I'm saying. He's talking about our hormone cycles. Oh, that's what I meant. But my point is, a lot of men in the world think that women only experience that

that, albeit the bleeding goes, Albeit natural and beautiful part of their cycle, it is a absolutely horrific feeling. Yes. Yeah, it is a horrific feeling. I'm trying to give you the breakdown of the week. And it lasts over the course of a few weeks.

Yeah. And as men, we could not begin to understand what that would be like. So menstruation is only like that part, but then there's like ovulation and there's all these different phases that affect your body. But essentially you're just fucked for. About three weeks. That's what I'm saying. So three weeks every month,

so you only have a week of clarity. Yeah. Whoa, whoa. What? A week of clarity. No, no, no,

no, no. Are you trying to say that when women are on their... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no.

I agree with him. I get one week of no brain fog. No, no. A week of like, you feel like yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah, without any issues. No, no, no.

Not being hysterical? Every part of this process is normal, and I love it. Choose your words very wisely. Menstruation is one to five days, and then you have your follicular phase, and that's when your hormones start, like, freaking out a little bit, and then you have your ovulation, and that's when you're, like, horny and the men want you. And then you have the luthule phase where you feel like shit. Is there like a—does birth control take care of all this, or—

Yeah. Yeah, it can, depending on how. bad ear stuff like cyclists but they even recommend different like workouts depending on what hormone part of your hormone cycle you're in which is interesting that is you have a period tracker I use the aura ring

but I lost it yeah the well here's but apparently they're like selling it yeah the aura ring is selling all of his data to Palantier oh my nails are girl what is going on it's stained oh from food I can't get it out there's nothing oh your cake was incredible they just get stained shout out the cutie Cinderella's cake

Marsh pulled that up. Pull the cuties in early cake. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that about cake decorators. Your nails just look nasty. Okay, I have a question about your cake. The cake was so good. We're talking about vanilla mace's cake. No, we're talking about the...

No, no, she made a new cake this week. Vanel Mase's cake was crazy. Oh, wow. Wow. No, this one was so sick that people thought it was AI. Is the broom cake? The broom cake. What is that?

Is this a Harry Potter cake? Oh, it's Sleeping Beauty. Oh. Incredible. now what is what what is next what is next for a cake i don't know i've been thinking of that i'm like did you taste it yeah it was good is yummy as vanilla um i think that oh well dot marat's wedding cake is my next cake i had an idea for you have you ever seen the show is it cake yeah have you ever seen the japanese version uh-uh marsh pulled that up so is it cake is a show where you guess whether

if something is cake or not. In the Japanese version, they make you bite whatever the cake item is. And sometimes they'll do like old shoes. Yep. Yeah. I think you need to do this,

QD Cinderella. Saiparito. Okay, bro, it's not cake. Okay, bro, it's not cake. Let it go. That is just a shoe. This is definitely not cake. What is it?

What is it? What is it? What did she do? What did she do? Oh! No, it was cake. You fool! You fool!

Oh, that's cake! You think you know what's cake? You don't know what's cake? No, that's good. That's cake. Oh! I was like the lacquer on that would be insane it. It looks like cake.

Do you not smell it when you're that close? You just can't. You have to bite to confirm whether it's cake or not. That's not cake? I'm bringing a bunch of cupcakes over on um A Saturday That's on Wait, why?

For Marat to choose his wedding cake flavor So pause What do you think about it's doing it? We could do that Is it cake? Could you make like really like Could you make a shoe that looks like really like a shoe? Oh yeah

Damn, okay Yeah I've done that I had an idea for a show But I don't know I don't know if it's problematic or not Okay pitch So some of the

Some of the Some of the reality TV back in the early 2000s was so problematic. That's true. Room Raiders. My favorite is black white. Okay, well, that's not what's that? Black white is a ice. And the award winning.

Yeah. Yeah, it was produced by Ice Cube. And it was, or it was it iced tea? It's Ice Cube, okay. A black family trades places with a white family. and they did blackface and white face. Oh, my God. Emmy Award winning black face.

That's not what I was talking about. Emmy award winning black face. Did you find, did you see Drewski's white face? Yes. I do want to talk about that. It was incredible. It was a great segue. White.

So it ended up being a spectacular failure, obviously, even though I think it was, people just weren't ready for it. But the white guy who does blackface is maybe predictably very racist. and just keep saying, like, no, people are treating me so well as a black person. Like, you guys are making all this racism stuff up. And I think he even, like, says the M word a couple of times. He does.

And then his family was, like, very embarrassed by him. The daughter, the white daughter, the white family gets, like, really woke. It goes to the same poetry. It's awesome. The whole side. The idea for your show is. It wasn't even, it's an idea that is already an idea. It's already happened, but I think we should bring it back.

Maybe. What is it? It's the fucking plain. straight. The dating show where a girl goes in but some of the guys are gay. Is that,

if I hosted that, is that problematic? No. I like it. Do you think, like, do you think I'd get in trouble for that?

No. I like it. I have a gay guy hosts it. It's different than like a multi-million Hollywood company. And I also have a topic, but I'm going to only address it

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A couple months ago, it was, um, there was a, a big news story about how they arrested Chucky Cheese, um, while on the job. And which, which everybody was outraged by because it's like, come on, man. Like, can you arrest not Chuck E. Like, in front of the, like, like, how was he doing? Can you imagine the guy that was in the costume. Arrested syndrome. Yeah. Like, the guy that was in the costume was, uh, was a, uh, accused of, of credit card fraud.

Yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah, I know. So he was accused of, you know. a credit card fraud and everybody in the comments including me is like come on can't you wait to arrest chucky well after the body camp footage was released it was even fucking worse