Fear& - The Fear& Christmas Special

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

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What the f- You need to have more fear. You need to be afraid of more fear. I literally- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast. That's right. A holiday special. We're celebrating Christmas. Did you finish your Pop-Tart?

I did. Oh. Yeah. I didn't know if I saw him was eating yours. Oh, you thought he was eating my Pop-Tart? I did. Oh. Yeah. I didn't know if I saw him was eating yours. Oh, you thought he was eating my Pop-Tart? No. Well, technically you ate his. We probably had our funniest episode ever.

Last episode. Yes. And I want to give a special shout out to Austin Show. I'm the one that suffered. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Austin's show is such a pro that he let that bit go as long as it did, even though he bought you a gift. Right. Of course.

I did. Like right now? Give her the gift. Oh, right now? Yeah. I did buy you a gift. Yep. Okay.

Wait, how did you know that? That's weird. Marsh. What? Wait. What? What's going on?? Why are you making it weird? Marsh. What? Wait. What? What's going on? Yeah.

Austin left it with Marsh last week. He had it the whole time. Why are you lying? There you go. Wait, Will, this is... It's a present. This is going to play really... Oh, my God.

I can't... Give it to her. Sir, I want to buy these shoes. Wow. It's an Adam's apple size. Wait, hold on. You know what? Will? It you know what will push up i got everybody gifts did you yes i did wait that's just the kind of guy he is can i give everybody their gifts right now why are we giving each other gifts right now okay it's christmas well first of all i want to start i'll do cutie i'll do cutie last no Cutie. I'll do Cutie last. Thank you, Will, who actually got me this. What? No!

Hold on. I'll do Cutie last, but I did get everybody again. This is a nice bra. First thing, I'll go with Marsh first. Give me that. Don't take it. Marsh. Oh, that's not Marsh. I'll go with Hassan first. Hassan, what do you get a man that has everything?

And I know what you love. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. No. Hawk to a coin. When the clock strikes 10, getting a little bit of a munch. Is anyone not mad that they didn't call it Hawk Moolah coin? Assorted chocolates. Yeah, from a local spot.

See's candy. Wow. They have See's Candy. Wow. They have See's at the airport. Will, I'd like you to... Will, I got you a gift. I got you a gift. There you go. Why don't you open that one up?

Wow. Open that gift up, Will. There's hella different candies in there. Wow. Austin show. Open that gift up, Will. There's hella different candies in here. You shouldn't have. Uh-huh. Wow. Audio listeners. Oh, a fragrance.

He's got a fragrance. Paco Roban. My favorite. Is it actually? Paco Roban makes a million, which is actually my favorite fragrance in the world. Shit. That I've told him many times. And he got me a fragrance I've never tried before which I'm more excited about.

Yes, I like the It's a little tiny robot. Mm-hmm. Let me see. No. Eat your candy. Oh, that does smell nice. Pocket Robot is kind of a cheat code.

No, help yourself. Marsh, I got you something from a little boutique that I love. Here, check it out. Open up. It's a cool little shirt. Oh, it smells great. Yeah, I got Marsh this shirt. Wow!

It's a medium. It's from a local boutique. It's a medium? Don't worry. That's so Marsh. Yeah, like to support small businesses. I saw this, and I was like, immediately, Marsh. Now for the grand finale, I got Cutie.

He paid someone to do this. No. Okay. No, he went in. Oh, God. I want to buy these shoes. Cutie, I went to the mall and I stopped at a little local store named called Target.

No, I'm kidding. I went to Victoria's Secret. Wow! Oh my god, wait, it's actually so close to the mall. I went to Victoria's Secret and I got you. It looks scandalous. I, oop,

they jingle. He could be sexy Wow Yeah And a thong Wow Merry Christmas Austin I'm so proud of you I went and bought Victoria's Secret and I got it

I was going to cover your ass I know but I already did it On your own Yay You're welcome I was going to cover your ass. I know, but I already did it. You did it all on your own. Yes. Wow, thank you. You're welcome. Merry Christmas, everybody.

Isn't that stocking cute as hell? Oh, there's a lip gloss on there, too. So I wanted to get everybody a gift. I didn't pay anybody, but I did do it right before the podcast. Oh, you went to the mall? I did, and I went shopping, and I was like, what? You know, I almost got Hasan supplements. I was like, what? You know, I almost got Hassan supplements. I was like, what?

Steroids? No, I was just like, what would he appreciate? And I was like, you know what? I think he'd appreciate like something for his health. He's very health conscious. That's why he got me candy. Well, it kind of went the other direction. I was like.

Those are delicious candies. Yeah. So anyway. Merry Christmas. Well, I brought presents too. I did it. Hasan, surely you brought presents as well because we all did. I'm Muslim. Oh.

I didn't know this was happening. They don't give gifts in Muslim or in Islam. Sorry, in Islam. I'm so sorry. Everybody's favorite region, Muslim. No, we I'm so sorry. Everybody's favorite region. Muslim. No, we... I'm so sorry.

That was awesome. For the record, I love everybody of every religion. No, you did good this. You did good this. I love Islam. Well, first, I brought... This is not Christmas, but I brought everybody the maple syrup from Canada. Oh, delicious.

And the maple cookies I got in Canada. Oh, my gosh. Do we just drink it? Yeah. Delicioso. Yes. Can I take a little sip? This is an eating ass episode for me.

Is this what you're supposed to do? No. I would put it on pancakes. Pancakes. Oh. Or like. Is that your first time having maple syrup? You can put it in your coffee.

Hold on. Is that your first time having maple syrup? No, I've had it before. But like right now, what am I supposed to put it on? I want to try it. You can put it in your coffee. Is that your first time having maple syrup? No, I've had it before, but right now, what am I supposed to put it on? I want to try it. You don't have to. You can have a cookie. Oh, okay. Hold on, cutie. Is this below three ounces? I don't know.

Can I travel with it? I think that should be fine. Mmm. Mmm. Wow. Wow. You know what? Hold on. Pro tip about the TSA.

I don't know if you should give people this tip. Okay. Feds don't come after me. Okay. But pro tip about the TSA, you shouldn't do this. But if you got something that's kind of within, I think it's actually 3.4 ounces, it's kind of a little bit higher, 3.6, 3.7. They might let it go. I always get it through.

Wow. You're white. That's a very good point. He's Lebanese. That's true. These cookies are so good. I'm actually on board with Trump invading Canada. Oh, all right.

These are really fucking good. Okay. Not on board with Trump invading Canada. Oh, alright. These are really fucking good. Okay. Not to get political with it, but Sir, I wanna buy these shit. You did a good job with the underwear. Thank you. So you bought underwear to cover his ass and he went and bought underwear as well to also cover his ass. We did not communicate that. I just wanted to make

him look like a hero. This podcast is all about building each other up. That's right. I learned the wrong lessons from this podcast. Dude, okay. I'm going to say, boxing is so hard. I can barely lift my arm right now. Yeah. What?

Oh, my God. Oh, that's so sick. Oh, my God. Oh, that's so sick. Oh, my God. Wow. It's literally the castle that I went to in Japan the last time I was there on my day alone. Oh, my God. That's awesome. How did you know, cutie Cinderella?

I just thought you would like it. I do like it. Did you know he went to that castle? I didn't know, but I just thought, I know you like Japan, and thought you would like it. I do like it. Did you know he went to that castle? I didn't know, but I just thought I know you like Japan, and I know you like it. And then it's a surprise to Marsh too, because Marsh, I got you the same one. Yay! Because I thought you would like it. And then the last

gift is Cutie Cinderella opens up a box, and it's one ticket to Nippon. She's coming with us. Okay, this is Hassan's Is it crazy that I'm so excited For the actual flight to Japan No, it's great I'm jealous of the airline you're flying

I think it's great Singapore Air Wow Lego Harry Potter Lego train You like Harry Potter? No Wow. Lego. Oh, Hogwarts. Harry Potter Lego train. You like Harry Potter? No.

They only have the train. That was the only train they had. I was looking for trains, too, at the mall. I couldn't find anything. We don't have to always buy me trains. I feel like we do. Well, it's just kind of an easy. It's crazy. Hold on.

What could it be? I think Austin is. They're all Legos. Oh, my God. If this is not an airplane, I will staple my head to the carpet. Oh, my God. It's Star. Oh, it's a train.

No. No, it's not a train. You know this airplane. You told me about it. Oh, it's a Concorde. Wow. Oh, my gosh. It's the ones you told me they discontinued.

They did discontinue it. Oh, my gosh. I was just ones you told me they discontinued. They did discontinue it. Oh my gosh. I was just talking to my brother about this. Wow. Thank you so much. I didn't know if you'll like building it, but I bet you have a friend that will. I'm going to hire.

I'll go on TaskRabbit. No, your friend can do it. You have a friend. Yeah, that's true. I'll go. But either that or TaskRabbit. Oh my God. And it's going to sit up in my window.

The twinks are going to love that. Oh, yes. Oh it's going to, oh, it's going to sit up in my window. Twinks are going to love that. Oh yes. Oh, that's so sweet. You have like a dentist's office waiting room for twinks. I may have a game controller and like, I may have to, I may have to ship this.

Oh yeah. Can I ship it? Yeah. You can ship it for me. You just have to build it. And then once it's built, I need to ship it. Those boxes are built like a shit brick house. If you just checked it, it would make it. Oh, you think Hassan build it and then once it's built... Also, those boxes are built like a shipwreck house. If you just

checked it, it would make it. Oh, you think I could? Can I just check it? Okay, I'll bring it with me. I'll check it. That Concorde is mine. I'm re-gifting it to Murat. No! No! That's a good gift for Murat. No! They only had two left at Target.

I can't leave... I can't leave anything here without him stealing it. Speaking of which, I left some socks because I didn't have room in my check-in luggage. Shut up. I left some socks behind. Unironically, this man tried to say that he did not have room in his bags for a single pair of socks. Which is the most audacious lie of 2024. It's just because Austin has a track record of leaving stuff behind

whenever I give him gifts. So I was just like, I know his ass is not going to bring that with him. It's mine. The maple syrup is mine. The maple syrup is mine. The Concord flight is mine. No, it's not. No, no, no.

And for the transitive property, It now belongs to Marat. I need to ship this. I love this gift and it's very precious to me. So if you steal it, I will sue you. Cutie Cinderella, thank you so much for these excellent Legos. That was amazing. That's my go-to solution for all men is Legos besides Ludwig

because he hates Legos. What? I know. Why does he hate Legos? Isn't that annoying? He hates every good gift idea I ever come up with, ever. I know. I was torn on getting you the Japan one or the train one, but then I went with the train one.

Are you sad? I mean, I liked the Japan one. Are you going to build it? No. Okay, next year. Next year, if you're good. I'm going to make it on stream. We'll see.

Okay. It'll take you so long. I got an idea. Yes. Let's go around and say who would be on the naughty or nice list. Okay. It'll take you so long. I got an idea. Yes. Let's go around and say who would be on the naughty or nice list. Okay. You know what? That's a bad idea.

No, you're not. That's a good idea. No, come on. No. Wait, are we just saying anybody or someone on this? No, I like that idea. Go around and say naughty list until you run out. Marsh.

Naughty list. Yeah, naughty list. Naughty list. Easy. Naughty list of all time. He's a lifetime naughty list. Naughty list. Easy. Naughty list of all time. He's a lifetime naughty list. Naughty list. He's going to hell.

I, okay. What the fuck? Nothing to do with the naughty list. That's the ultimate naughty list. Yeah, that's the fucking, that's not, that's crazy. Hassan, you know what? I think he's on the nice list this year. He did a lot of great things.

I also haven't done, I don't do anything That's the other thing He's boring He raised a lot of money for charity And being nice is boring Will? I think Will's on the nice list too I'm a real toss up this year

Why? Because I've done a lot of niceness for my family and friends. But he also has punched orphans. Yeah. That's a bad habit, dude. You gotta stop. No, listen. I got chat restricted in League a few times. Okay, I'll admit that I said

some pretty hateful stuff. Santa sees those things that I said. Yeah. Santa knows that I said someone should die like a dog in the street. That's what you get chat receipts for? Oh, that was... That and the F slur. Well, I didn't say that.

He lets them both fly. I didn't say that. Look, Will, if you let a fly in a league game, I'll let it slide. No, I didn't say that. Will you give that to me for 10 years ago, please? I think I wrote install rope delete chair. Which was the one that... That is literally the nerdiest way to tell someone to kill themselves.

Well, I mean, you gotta get creative. You gotta get creative. Install rope delete chair. Yeah. I like that. You get down to their level when you're playing League. Yeah, I'm trying to really hit them in the guts. This guy is a lead hacksaw.

So I think Santa would not look... Aside from that, though, very nice. Nice list. Cutie, what do you think? I think I'm nice. Enough. I think I'm nice enough. I think you're nice.

I feel like you're Mormon, so automatically naughty list. Just not... What? It's not a part of... Honestly, Cutie, I think you're nice I feel like you're Mormon So automatically naughty list Which is not What? It's not a part of Honestly, Kitty I think you'd be on The nice list this year And you would get like

The extra toy And I mean This is like your pony year Why? Because Santa's worried about you Whatever you need, honey Santa's worried about you The elves are like checking in

Oh man, I think our mental is a little No, I'm okay I'll be fine Thanks, Santa They're going to pick you up on the Polar Express this year Imagine, should I wait outside? You should You know, actually I had the biggest L Polar Express this year. Imagine. Should I wait outside? You should. Sir, I want to buy these.

You know, actually, I had the biggest L. W's and L's of the week. One second. Men. Am I right? Disgusting. We hate them. I'm trying because last second I decided to stay here for the holidays instead of go home.

Which is kind of sad, but I was like, okay, last second. You want to spend it with us?'re doing christmas oh no i'm doing it with ludwig i thought you were from muslim no i know but we still do we still do christmas which is like different you know what i'm gonna say something i'm gonna say something i fully believe in and endorse this that all people should celebrate christmas well regardless of your faith that's part of the christmas spirit that's right um but and so last i'm panicking because we don't have any christmas decor right so i go on and i'm like you know what i'm gonna spoil myself i'm gonna buy nice stuff because i never buy nice stuff i always get it from michael's 50 off and it falls

apart the next year right and i don't have anything so i'm i'm on my phone and i'm hurry it's like two and two in the morning and so I'm trying to get like next day shipping. I'm picking out all this stuff. Where do you get nice stuff from? Uh, ball, ball, some hill.

Yeah. Which they actually, they supply to pottery barn. Yeah. It's really nice. Fake trees and stuff like that. Um, and so I'm here has open mouth.

He's so I'm on, I'm trying to buy all this nice stuff and I trying to check out and Ludd's like, Ludd's like, babe I'm trying to check out and Ludd's like Ludd's like babe I want to make out And I was like It's Christmas I have to do this Like I can't like shut up And he's like no please please

And I was like you're ruining Christmas leave me alone And then he takes the phone and checks out to pay for it And he's like done And I'm like ugh Because it was like $3,000 insane Like I wasn't done you know I throw everything in the cart And then i go and delete so i wasn't done but there was a coupon for 25 but he just smashed he smashed it and i'm like okay whatever he was demanding sex he was doing man and make it out he was horned up come on let's make it out as the gateway

this is a christian show you just kiss and do nothing else stop i hate that women please keep your his beak wet yeah he didn't want to just kiss cutie what the fuck he did no one wants to just kiss i do is love again you just want to kiss wait he just you guys just

kiss something you guys just kissed sometimes? Stop! You guys are being really bad at girl talk right now. I'm sorry. We're here. I'm with you, girl. The next day, the Christmas tree doesn't show up. And then the next day, the Christmas tree doesn't show up.

He didn't put express. No, I put express and it's not showing up. And so I call them. Guys, where's my Christmas tree? And they were like, oh, it got canceled. The card got declined. A fucker! Oh, no!

Are you kidding me? He fucking put on a declined car? He paid for kisses with a bad car. Sorry. So Christmas was ruined. Oh, my God. oh my god okay well wait so you didn't just go order them again no because i so then it's already christmas i'm on the phone with the guy and i was like oh my god what what and he was like yeah sorry and i was like well can i do it again can i pay for overnight shipping he's like we don't have that option anymore i was like

why he's like we're like really backed up and i was like when would it overnight shipping? He's like, we don't have that option anymore. I was like, why? He's like, we're like really backed up. And I was like, when would it get here? And he's like, uh, the 26th. And I was like, can I suggest something? We can go to a pottery barn. Wait, I have a double suggestion. We are already going to a pottery barn

on Saturday. By the time this podcast comes out, you probably have seen the IRL stream that we're going to be doing. Yeah. Yeah. On Saturday, we are going to, I guess, Pottery Barn. I didn't know. I was going to ask you where to go.

I don't know if Pottery Barn is going to be sold. Okay. So then I'm panicked. Galen, my homie, runs to the store because she lives outside of the city. And she finds me a bunch of ornaments and stuff like that and brought them to me. Oh. Yeah. I already decorated my house. But she said that Pottery Barn was sold out, too. Oh. and she finds me a bunch of ornaments and stuff like that and brought them to me. I already decorated my house but she said that Pottering Barden was sold out too.

So maybe Pottering Barden's a bad option but I don't know. I guess we'll just see. My house has been decorated since November 10th. You guys should decorate early next year. I would like to but I was a little busy, Austin. Some of us have jobs. Now I feel mean because you said you'd come over.

I was going to come over and help you decorate for Christmas, but you're shaming me for being unemployed. Well, I don't know because I like color on my trees. I do too. Oh, not just gray? Okay, hold on. I do have black bulbs. Ornaments?

Really? It's Christmas. Wait, why? I don't know. I didn't. Okay, so this year year you want to do bdsm no no so i this year i decided my aunt um i told her she she wanted to do bdsm no no she's like can i decorate for christmas yeah so you didn't even decorate for christmas no i gave her i gave her a blank check and i said buy whatever you need and decorate for Christmas. And she spent a weekend with my mom and her and my other aunt and they all decorated.

They all got stoned and decorated. Wow. That's cute. Yeah. And I came home to a beautifully decorated house. It's cute. Do you want to hear something really cute? Yes.

Is my mom all growing up. We always had that ugly tree with like the multicolor light and like the homemade ornaments and it's just like clusterfuck, you know, my mom, her whole life was like, someday I'm going to have a tree with all the same colors or someday I'm going to have a Disney themed tree. That was like the thing my mom always talked about. My mom's dead. I didn't buy her the shoes. Oh, sorry.

And then the shoes didn't make it in time. But serendipitously, without even thinking about it, and I had this realization this year, I now do an all gold and silver tree. So an all same color tree. And my sister does a Disney tree. Oh, that's cute. Isn't that kind of sweet? I had this moment where I was like, that's so wholesome.

That's so sweet. Yeah, so we do what my mom never could do. I was Christmas shopping today. Really? For my nieces. Are you gonna travel with all that stuff? Yeah. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot of travel.

I'm not going to bring any clothes. I'm just going to buy clothes in Michigan. I love that. I wish I could not live that way. Because if I show up in Michigan with my clothes, first of all, they're not warm enough. Secondly, what do I want to be dressed like? You got the Issey Miyake's on? Yeah, they're going to think I'm like a hairdresser.

You know what I mean? They're going to think that I'm Austin's show in on? Yeah, they're going to think I'm like a hairdresser. You know what I mean? They're going to think that I'm Austin's show in Victoria's Secret. They're going to think I have the gay. Oh, my God. Speaking of which...

What happened to Will? He got real gay this year. It was... I was in Victoria's Secret shopping for cuties panties and bras. And I was like... I was so embarrassed.

Wait, why? Because I was like, I don't want them to think that I'm buying women something for a girl really i had a blast that's great i had so much fun i don't know i just don't i just like it i'm but i was buying like i don't want them to think i'm straight did you pick it out yourself i did i was i was you were embarrassed that they were gonna think that you're straight it's sexy like you don't want them to think you're having sex with a woman yes well no you were you are you

are you straight phobic no i would fuck no i was picking out and i was like okay because it was very are these for your girlfriend no i'm gay i suck and fuck dick no no but thank you hear me out it's because like it's a long and elaborate bit. So I, I didn't because what specifically what I was buying is like a thong and very uncomfortable saying the word thong. Austin, you literally talk about dogging dudes out. Okay. With no problem whatsoever. And you're over here like a nun talking about a thong. Well, I mean, a thong and a bra.

I just was very like, they wereong. Well, I mean, a thong and a bra. It's the most normal shit. They were looking at me like I was some pig. I'll tell you my experience. I had so much fun. I went in. I grabbed a person. I was like, I'm shopping for someone who's a little modest, but we want to go big. And then she was pulling things from me.

They were like, after that straight guy, that creepy straight guy left, the gay guy's finally here. That is actually so funny. Were you at the Beverly Hills? Yeah. They probably thought you were a panicked straight guy, and they probably thought I was a raging homosexual. Yeah, they were like, oh, thank God that sweaty straight guy. He was so creepy. I mean, maybe they did think I was gay, because if they register, they were like, do you have

a phone number with us? Yeah. And I was like, no, maybe they thought I was gay. Wait, they just asked that in general. Why would gay men be shopping at Victoria's Secret? Yeah. You're having a hard time. I think I'm homophobic.

I think you're straight phobic. I just had a homophobic and straight phobic moment. I'm tired. I didn't sleep last night. For what?'t do anything i was anxious okay we have anxiety okay we have anxiety why are you looking at me like i have shit on youtube yeah okay um the person that i was sleeping with last night was they were just up late and i cannot go to sleep when i know somebody's gonna come into the room right what are you guys like that at all no no no no the idea of

being disturbed keeps me awake i do though have this you can ask caroline really weird fight reflex when someone wakes me up but i'll just pop up and immediately be like, blah, blah, blah. Damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be terrifying. We share a room together. That never happened. Thank God.

But you know what I'm saying? Because you also... I get weird sleep anxiety too. If you have to wake up early, you can't sleep. Or do you ever think about how you could just die in your sleep? All the time. And you're like, this could be my last thought. How do you guys live like this?

All the time. It makes me... I get nervous thinking about how neurotic you guys are. What the fuck? You need to have more fears. You need to be afraid of more things. I literally sleep like a fucking log. That is the worst advice.

You don't have a healthy relationship. That is the worst advice. It's weird. I will literally, I'll be like, okay, time to go to sleep. I close my eyes and I'm done. I'm out. Sir, you need to be more careful. He needs to be more careful. Yeah. What?

Cutie and I are thinking about all possibilities. Sleep? Yes, we lock the doors. We turn the alarms on. We're looking at our cameras. You need to be more cognizant of the fact that you're more bad at sleep. That is no way to live. Also, I'm very OCD about everything. That is no way. I will stand by this. That is no way to live. Also, I'm very OCD about everything. That is no way. I will stand by this.

That is no way to live. I think people say I'm a little too aloof, but honestly I would much rather be in this headspace than that. Because I literally close my eyes and I'm out. Don't knock until you've tried it. Yeah, we're safe. I'm out until I have to piss.

Wait until doomsday come. You'll be fucked. Yeah, you know nothing about the drones. Oh, really? You think you're going to do better? The person who is normally calm in every circumstance is going to do worse than the person who is already panicking when there's no doomsday. We all have.

I have my own EKG machine. You will not be able to operate it. Hold on. So does he. We got it from Target. He sent me the link. Why do you have an EKG machine? You will not be able to operate it. Hold on. So does he. We got it from Target. He sent me the link. Why do you have an EKG? You never know when your heart's feeling a little fluttery. Need to check it.

It'll tell you if there's any abnormalities. So you have an EKG for the potential rapture. Yeah, when you need a doctor. Hello, here. EKG. Also pulse oximeter. You don't think you'd have bigger problems during a doomsday?

Well, no, this is just in general. I'm just saying I have stuff. How often do you use it? You've never used it. The oximeter I use almost every other day. What's an oximeter? It's what they put on your finger at the hospital. Oxygen and heart rate.

That's why I have this ring. Yep. My oxygen heart rate. Wow, okay. Oh oh i should get one of those yeah i one of the cool things about being in the hospital which i don't um is that i had an that's not a normal way to start any statement well i like i know now not you shouldn't go to the hospital but if you end up doing it they test you for everything so like you're just like oh my god i got a clear bill yeah okay anyway you brought up something interesting that i wanted to talk about today the drones drones yeah hasan's not covering them okay he's been avoiding them can i say something

i have covered it not enough can i say something about these fucking drones? Yeah. I feel like I'm the only person. I don't, I'm not worried about it at all because, like, you could buy one of these things at fucking Best Buy. They're big, though. Oh. It doesn't matter. Yeah, they're mini-van. Some of them are reportedly mini-van size. We still have yet to see a single one that is, like, a mini-van size drone.

The problem is they, sometimes they come in swarms. Like, there's, like, two or three at a time. It's in the tri-state area. It started off in New Jersey. My assessment. They're in California now. Austin went from being not concerned to being very fucking concerned so fast.

Has the government commented on this yet? They've said, don't worry about it and get this. Apparently the drones can detect nuclear stuff or whatever. Yeah. And they're made after 9-11 to see other places' nuclear power or something. Yeah. And so anyway, the theory is that they're all over America now because they think a

terrorist has brought in a nuclear weapon into America. No fucking way. And they're trying to like hide it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where, where is it? They can also detect if you're a homosexual. I don't know. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where is it? They can also detect if you're a homosexual. There's no need for that. I'm out and proud.

Your pattern shows up. I don't know. I'm out and proud about it. Okay, do you want to know what I think is going on? No, because you're part of the team covering it up. We're all convinced. He's paid by Jeffrey Bezos. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Jeffrey Bezos might Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Well, Jeffrey Bezos might have something to do with the drones. Amazon is actually testing out drone delivery. So is Walmart. But there's a lot of... Not to deliver death. Yeah.

Okay. So there's a lot of... There are a lot of drones. Okay. Drones are at the forefront of warfare. Drones are also at the forefront of like new logistic supply lines. So there's a lot of testing going on with drones. Some of it is defense contractors that are contracted out.

Others are most likely companies like Anduril that have less ethical, more like Silicon Valley style forms of testing. So there's most likely a lot of drones that are uh operational that people that that these companies are testing and once people saw the drones and because they are basically operating with the mindset of a medieval peasant they literally now think everything is a drone that's out to get them yeah and when they look up at the sky they're like oh my god i see shining lights up there. What is that? That must be a drone, probably an alien.

Nope. Turns out former Governor of Maryland Larry Hogan. It's not. It's just constellations. You're looking at stars or representative Andy Kim of New Jersey is looking at commercial planes that are flying above. That's such a crazy thing. Because this area between, and you can speak on this, the area between EWR, JFK, is one of the most densely slammed air traffic areas on the planet. You have Newark. You have LaGuardia.

You have JFK. And you got all those drones. You got Teterboro. You got Teterboro. Yeah. Yeah. You know what the damage is? People from Staten Island apparently are fucking beaming lasers at the planes now because they think they're drones.

Oh, Jesus Christ. So now you're, you know, committing a federal crime. Well, I mean, let's not come after the people of Staten Island. They feel like they're defending their homestead here against invaders. Now, for those of you that are flying, I want to let you know that you're safe. I don't. I think those drones are going to get you. No. I think if you're pointing a laser... Anywho, I'm going to bed

now. Do you know she hasn't done a podcast since that? Yeah, she killed herself. What the fuck? Who's on the TikTok conspiracies now? Wait, I saw that on Twitter. I was looking to see if it was true. It was true.

Alex Lomanachan tweeted that. And it went viral. People are so stupid. Yeah, she did a rug pull. Everybody lost their money in her talk.

I have something embarrassing to admit. You went in big. All of our podcast funds were put on... Oh, Hussuck. I told you to go in super cool ape token, not Hawk 2. I misunderstood what you were saying,

and I thought... I panicked, and I panic bought everything. We no longer have any revenue. We can't go to Japan. So instead, we are going... Yippee! We are now announcing Fearan coin. Oh instead we are going we're we're now announcing fear and coin oh we're going to staten island we're gonna hunt down those drones guys we're gonna hunt him

down i have been harassing hassan for the past week i just go into his chat and i say something profane about how he's not covering the drones and then i leave but i'm sometimes i say typical fucking hassan not covering the drones it's funny because funny because this is the only time QD's ever been in my chat, and it makes me so excited to see her name in the chat. And then she just leaves. She just comes in and says, drones now, and then fucks off because I'm literally in the process of talking about the drones. Sometimes you're talking about murder, and I said, boom, murder.

Time to talk about the drones. Does he respond to you? No. No, he never does to me either. No. And then the one time he's talking on the drones guess what guys he's in the bathroom is that a little weird that's weird i think he is a drone drones that's have you ever seen a drone about him um another thing i'd like to talk about today is justin timberlake. What was that? Small wiener? Well, hold on. Sorry.

Way to bury the frickin', whatever they call that fuckin' thing. Bury the lead. No, bury the lead is you don't talk about the story. That was just spoilers. Yeah. Way to spoil. So, I don't know if we have a video of it. I don't know if we should watch it.

Of his wiener? So, there was a, at one of his concerts, he wears a harness. And the harness was really tight around his crotch area. And you could see very clearly the imprint of his wiener. I didn't know that. I just thought that I saw it was like trending.

Justin Timberlake wardrobe. And so there it is right here. We could get a pause on it. Is this appropriate to watch? You're not girly pop nation. That's why you weren't tuned into the Just Zoom. So there it is. Okay, but you know what?

So this is, hold on, pause. I'm going to stop here, and I'm going to say this. I don't know what I'm looking at. I don't think it looks, I can't see anything. I have been a vocal advocate for the rights of penises for quite some time. What kind of penis? Well, all penises. But here's the deal.

Every time somebody's flaccid penis gets shown or an imprint of such, everybody acts on the internet like they've never seen a flaccid penis. Okay? Flaccid penises. This is a PSA. Okay?

Flaccid penises are small and unimpressive a lot of the time. Okay? And also, just because a flaccid penis are small and unimpressive a lot of the time. Okay? And also, just because a flaccid penis is small and unimpressive doesn't mean it can't grow to great lengths. Okay? I've seen penises grow. You sound like you're talking from experience.

He's probably seen penises grow. I've seen a lot of penises grow. These are penises you've seen. Yes. And look, and me personally, I've got a great penis. Yeah! I've got a great penis. I'm so sorry. Up to its full potential. And flaccid, it's

huge. Six inches. No, no, no, no. What have you seen at the onsen? It casts a shadow. This is why the onsen frustrates me. It makes his knees weak. Look, who is having sex with a flaccid penis nobody exactly it doesn't matter unless they've done a lot of cocaine so my point is marsh knows what i'm talking

my point is it very much frustrates me people out there when they see you cannot tell the size of a penis by looking at the imprint of shorts you. And just because somebody's got a big imprint doesn't mean they have a big penis. That could be it. That could be all there is. If Austin wasn't gay, he would be a school shooter. What? This is literally like, this is the type of shit that people write

about in incel forums. What? About men with small penises. I just think everyone, you can be a grower, not a shower. Thank you, cutie. And by the way, I will put on the record the size of my penis right now. 6.75. 6.7 inches.

Slightly to the right. Left. Thank you. Actually, maybe it's to the right. I haven't looked at it in a while. It's crazy how you guys know about it. And it's a little thinner than you would like, but it's not bad. You were on my show so much that that's what you were saying. I used to say it all the time.

It's like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where you're like, the internet's coming after this guy for his penis. They are. And anybody's penis could be like that. I mean, it could be someone sitting at the table right now. That's what I'm saying. I think porn has ruined our perception of penises.

Thank you for fighting the good fight, man. You're a freedom fighter. Well, you know what? It's easy for you guys to say because both of you have beautiful, flaccid penises. Right? I don't ask me. They do. Don't say right to me.

They really do. Yeah, why are you looking for support from QB? I'm not going to. Come on, Mike. Come on, right? I'm not going to. No, she was on my side. Yes.

Thank you. I'm on your side, too, Kate. That's all I'll say about that. I'm on your side. Does anybody else want to comment? You know what? At boarding school, I saw so much cock that I'm like desensitized. Yeah.

Okay, so you'll be fine to see mine? Of course. Okay. Okay, can I say something? Well, I don't want to bring this up again. I'm going to say something. Of course. Okay. Okay, can I say something? Well, I don't want to bring this up again. I'm going to say something. In the off chance, your penis is a little smaller than you advertised.

We're not going to treat you any different. No. Wait, hold on. Little buddy. Little buddy. No, no, no. We would never treat you. We're going to be excited.

No, you said 6.7. Yeah, we're going to see that. Well, it's hard, you guys. I'm going to lay down. I'm going to lay down. You want me to get hard in front of you? Yes. No. Well, now said 6.7. Yeah, we're going to see that. Well, it's hard, you guys. I'm going to lay down. I'm going to lay down. You want me to get hard in front of you? Yes. No.

Well, now I do. Well, that's the only way that we can measure. You know what? Penises can be like an inch big, and then they get big. You don't have a micro penis. No, they can be an inch big, and then get seven inches. No, that's not what I was saying. How big?

Like this? I don't even know. Flaccid? No, it's much bigger than that. then get seven inches. How big? Like this? I don't even know. Flaccid? No, it's much bigger than that. Oh my God, it's at least three to four inches flaccid. Then you got a big fat cock, buddy. No. Like that?

I don't know. It depends on how much blood. Three to four inches flaccid is crazy. I don't know. I have to read it. Three inches is that. I'll text you guys later. It's like from there to... I don't know. It depends. It it. Three inches is that. I'll text you guys later. It's like from there to.

I don't know. You know, it depends. It can get cold sometimes. You're healthy. Into onsen? You know what? Look, I've had no complaints about my penis. In fact, a lot of great reviews.

You'd be surprised if people got complaints about their penis. Some people do. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Way too huge. Ow, you're tearing me in half. Jesus Christ.

Ow, you're tearing me in half. I'm so sorry. Let's talk about something other than penises. It was funny. Let's back it up. Good one. Back it up. Let's talk about something that Cutie wants to talk about.

Yeah, let's talk about Girly Popie wants yeah let's talk about girly pop nation girly pop nation what's up have you guys seen the drama oh okay you're a little bit between plan unplanned brie or planned brie sorry planned brie brianna chicken fry and grace o'malley no who's grace o'malley they're on the podcast, Plan Brie. Oh. I think I know. I think I know the drama. The drama is that Brianna Chicken Fry doesn't like that Grace O'Malley is outshining

her. That is a summation that some people are contextualizing based off their interactions. Why do you turn into a fucking librarian when you... Oh, I'm sorry. Are you not...

You literally dropped... Are we not peers? You dropped four thesaurus... Am I not a political contender? You dropped four thesaurus synonyms. She wants to be friends with the girlies in this space. Oh. In what space?

Podcasting space. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. We can have Tara Yumi on. Yeah. Tara Yumi. Tara Yumi. Oh, my God. Guys, we have to bleep that out.

He's from Muslim. Why? They pronounce it differently. Yeah. She's also from Muslim. She's from Muslim? Yeah, she's Iranian. It's going to be a thing now. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't think she's Muslim. Wait, being Lebanese, am I also from... You're from Muslim. Well, I'm...

My family was Christian. Anyway, go on.... You're from Muslim. Well, my family was Christian. Anyway, go on. I'll be from Muslim. There's nothing wrong. I'm not trying to fight it. I'm not trying to fight it. Oh, man. I love Muslim people.

I'm so glad that we don't have any hardliner Lebanese fans. They get so mad at you. We do. They were upset that I said that I was Syrian. Yeah. They got very upset, which I'm not. I'm Lebanese. Anyway, sorry.

Go ahead. Girly Pop Nation. Girly Pop Nation. So a few months ago, you saw the, you might have not. So Brianna Chicken Fry, that's her name. Yes. Which is crazy. Wait, her last name is Chicken Fry.

No, I think it's like some Italian shit, but. No, I think it's Chicken Fry. Okay. I'm going to take that to the bank. Yeah, no, that's the DMV. At the DMmv that's what she says yeah i think so anyway it's brianna chicken fry and grace on i have the podcast together brianna chicken fry is dating zach brian okay was was the country singer very famous country singer and he was abusive and he sucks yeah we went through that drama yeah abusive sucks awful so the whole world is like oh because apparently brie has

like wishy-washy like sometimes people hate her sometimes people like her blah blah blah but everyone sees that and they're like oh my god my summer child like yeah come here like well let me embrace hug from the world but then all of a sudden she comes out she goes on um a podcast and she starts talking shit on grace o'malley can i see grace can you pull her up um oh is she a redhead yes very funny she's hilarious very funny that's why she doesn't like her let's get grace o'malley on i would love to have grace o'malley on the podcast. She's big vibes. So then, Brianna goes on a podcast and she's like,

she's like talking shit and she's like, yeah, Grace never supported me. Like she would never post me on Instagram and like say she supported me during the Zach Bryan stuff. And Grace is like,

I'm your best friend. Like clearly people know I support you. I'm still hanging out with you. Like we're doing the fucking podcast. Like why do you need me to post an Instagram story and be like Brianna's so brave? Like that's, I like that best friend. Like, clearly people know I support you. I'm still hanging out with you. Like, we're doing a fucking podcast. Like, why do you need me to post an Instagram story? Yeah. And be like, Brianna's so brave. Like, that's.

She aired her out like that? Yeah. So that's Grace's opinion. It's like, why do you care? But then, you know, Brianna's like, no, you should be posting me. You never. And then Brianna goes on this podcast and she's like, I gave fucking Grace her entire career.

Like, I gave her every crumb. Like, I. Why are you making that face? It's gross. Oh, you making that face it's gross oh you said it like you said it like you knew remember 10 seconds ago and you're like oh i know this stuff no i know some of it i didn't know the full extent of her that's crazy yeah so she goes on she's like she's like she slept on my sofa i got her her job the podcast all this stuff and grace is just like silent and then finally finally, Grace posts on her Instagram story.

She's like, I'm down. I'm going to break my silence. Like, I like, I don't know. I'm leaving the podcast. Podcast is over. Like, so yes, the podcast is like officially over. Oh, they're done.

And then, and then like the seat. Dude, let's poach her. You guys should hire her to whine about it. Oh my God. And we should make a podcast. No, no, let's cut cuties. Yeah. Stop, you are not supposed to agree to that. You guys should hire her to whine about it. Oh my God. And we should make a podcast. No. No, let's cut cuties. She can fly.

Let's do it. Stop. You are not supposed to agree to that when I say that. You're supposed to be sad. I think we could add another chair in this room. Yeah, we need more gingers. If on the odd chance Grace sees this, we'll figure out where to put you. We got a lot of room in this house. She left Barstool.

So because on that podcast that Brie is talking all this shit on is the CEO of Barstool. She's worked for Barstool. Presidente. Yeah. And so Grace leaves Barstool. Wait, so Dave Porkboy didn't say anything? He was just shit talking.

He was like, oh, yeah, that's right. You're right. Keep talking. Yeah, he talked shit. About which one? About Grace just shit talking. Oh, yeah, that's right. You're right. Keep talking. Yeah, he talked shit. And then Grace. About which one? About Grace with Brie. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. And then it was posted today. Grace O'Malley posted that she joined a different group. Oh, shit. Lost out. No, we still got time. No, she's starting her own podcast i think yeah grace pull up on the fear and podcast we always got room for more gingers and we can tell her

to fuck off okay we got a girl here we if you think that there's too much girly energy you can be our girly energy yeah yeah oh and then yeah he did this so dave portnoy did this oh let's see such a fucking idiot dude he's like doing a recap of his own podcast like talk emergency walk and talk everybody knows grace quit yesterday i'm still getting dms from people and be like dave you fucking fired her you're a scumbag for picking sides people saying that her message was subliminal like she was really forced out. People are f***ing nuts. People posting pictures of my ex-f***ing wife online.

That's crazy. Yeah, don't do that. She looks like Brie, so Dave's in love with Brie. It's f***ing crazy. I totally get both sides. If I was a lawyer and you said, Dave, you have to go to court and you're going to argue for Brie or for O'Malley,

I think I can make a compelling case for each of them why they're in the right. I honestly do. I get both sides. I've said that from day one. But I don't know what people in Barcelona do. You have two friends, 20 years, both employees who ended up f***ing hating each other. Yeah, that's the other thing. They've been friends for 20 years.

It's probably for the best that O'Malley goes on her way and who knows with Brie. But, I mean, I don't know why the internet all hates one person versus the other. To me, like, let them both

f***ing live their lives and be happy. That makes me sad because It's crazy. that could be us. Yeah, it could be. Why don't we start a feud no i now to come to

think yeah you really haven't supported me much on social media you know what come to think of it you haven't supported you're the ginger of the situation i know i'm grace o'malley everybody's gonna know that was what bianca gaffer was saying i would be saying like you never supported me how dare you i have all the time. I gave you your career or some shit, which I would never say. You bitch! No, like, well, that's what I was actually going to point to, is that there is an obvious. I would never say that I gave you.

You just said it. No, no. Austin gave me my career. We are unraveling. No, it's one, it's not true. Two, Will's more talented than I am, and everybody knows it. Yeah, that's one. It's not true. Two, Will's more talented than I am, and everybody knows it. Yeah, that's true. And also, yeah, I would never, if I was in like a public feud, I would never expect him

to fucking defend me. I would tell him not to, actually. I'd be like, don't do that. Don't put yourself on the crosshairs. Yeah, I tell people not to defend me. Yeah. When fucking Dr. Disrespect is throwing shit at me. What fucking ego to be like, I had a public falling out with my abusive

ex-boyfriend and like you didn't post an instagram story it's like the fuck yeah it's a little kooky beans yeah i think i you want to know what i think i think that grace is funnier than brianna and brianna feels like grace owes her everything because she brought her along and that's 100% what this is i do think there's also the extra layer that people won't dive into where it's like the internet does naturally pit two women against each other and them having a normal friendship That's a galaxy brain tape. Yeah.

Them having a normal friendship for years then being thrown onto a platform where they are constantly the prettier one, the funnier one, it happens with Maya. People try and do that in our comments too. Yeah. They do. They pit us against each other all the time yeah like they do they put us they pit it's mostly it's mostly your fan pop off you guys they usually are coming at drama i must say i i think guys it's kind of funny i get roped into the straight man thing

well they'll be like they'll be like no it's funny because like i have noticed that you're right i i cutie's like i get i get hit on so much from every angle that like this kind of stuff literally goes over my head for the most part but i do remember like when i'm collaborating with cutie sometimes there'll be like a 13 month subscriber of mine who like is obviously a bigger stan of yours yeah they'll be like shut up let her speak you fucking ape or or we'll be like why is cutie only always coming to your stream to collaborate with you why do you never do anything in return for her and i'm like so true i mean these are good points we are unraveling right now so true

this is the, so true. It's just funny because you'll suggest a collaboration, and I'll be like, oh, yeah, sweet. It's awesome. And then they'll yell at me for it. And they're fans of mine, too. I'm like, what the fuck's wrong with you? I think they're standing on business, so keep it up.

Yeah, you egg it on. I need Colgate fans. Your community does that. Your community does this thing that's very, this is, I shouldn't be annoyed by this, but I am that's very this is i shouldn't be annoyed by this but i am oh god i shouldn't be annoyed by this what is it no it's i'm gonna tell you i shouldn't be annoyed by this but i am if at any point you end streaming anywhere that your community goes they say that it's a raid oh yeah it's never a raid i am raid emotes and i'm like

is it actually just you need to start just raiding people and then i I'm like, wait, it's not a raid. You're just three people who want to come watch me after Hassan. You don't have to wave flags. I don't know why. I should not be annoyed by that. But after five years, it's like, okay, you're here. They do.

They do do that. Yeah, because they don't have auto-host anymore. They do. They do the pokey raid. That's what they say, too. No, they do the Haas raid they that's what they say too yeah no they do the hoss raid they use the hoss raid i know because i do it when i when i leave when i leave hassan's chat i hoss raid into anywhere i go that's pretty funny no they they use the hoss raid emo where they say pokey raid and then they do the hoss and that's it's pretty funny it's annoying it's adorable no people do people are also one of the funniest parts about this is like when people get parasocial about like both you and i or i'll take it one step further me and my family yeah where it's like dude what are you saying right now? Like you're on a computer thousands of miles away and you think that you have

a better grasp of the interpersonal relationship of a person that you listen to and a person that you barely know about, like their family members. I mean, interpersonal relationships, your score was pretty high. I don't know if you have a big grasp on them. Nah,

nobody's right. I've seen it all. I've seen all the comments. It's like, Will's clearly the top. Hasan's the bottom. Hasan power bottom. How often do you think he takes it from Will? That's literally what Ludwig was making fun of. He does.

Ludwig made fun of us on the podcast. On the podcast? I thought it was with Cutie. It was with Cutie and there's a clip in the kitchen. It was kind of verbatim what you just said, which is kind of funny. But I wasn't involved in it. You know, it's valid criticism

because the Yard has never done anything homoerotic in the entirety of their run. I don't even think Aiden's gay. I think they do it for clout. Wow, bisexual invisibility, let's go. Yep, can't see him. I took the autism quiz. Oh.

Did you hear this? Did you hear this, lion-ass bitch? First of all, I don't know how the fuck you cheat on an autism quiz. I know exactly how you cheat. You say no. Because you look at the question and you go, this is something that someone with autism would say, so I am going to do the opposite. I mean, I will take it in the Patreon with you all.

Take it right now. Well, I feel like it's going to take a long time. We can take it in the Patreon. I took the quiz twice. Oh my God. All right. The first time I scored a 28, and the second time I scored an 18.

So you worked your way down? No, I think the first time I took it 28, and the second time I scored an 18. So you worked your way down? No, I think the first time I took it, I accidentally answered some incorrectly. Like I read them wrong. Okay, I don't believe you. People are saying you lied. No. I'm saying it. First of all.

I'm standing on business. Look, hold on. Realistically. Bullshit. First of all, I love autism. First of all, I love the region of Muslim. No. Here's my thing.

I don't think you'll be as high as him, but an 18 is ludicrous, Austin. I don't think I'm even close. I think I possess some qualities that could be perceived as autistic. I don't think Austin is autistic. I don't either, but I think there are some things he lied about. I think he's just annoying sometimes. I think there are some things he lied about I think he's just annoying sometimes I think there are some things he lied about on that test because I remember those questions

and we've traveled with him yes and some of those are going to be when I was young and now no I'm agreeing with you on this on the Patreon if you want to take the time

we're going to fucking bl blister i will allow you to go question by question and i will defend myself because here's the deal this is one thing i will say and what i said on my alt stream when i did it i said a lot of what you perceive me to be on camera is not what you see when the camera okay but we've seen you without the camera so so you will be able to say democratic vote we get final say. Democratic vote. We get final say on what the point is supposed to be. You didn't even know me when I was young. Listen, I will say something. To the people at home, Austin is the most kind person I've ever seen.

When it comes to fans, when it comes to strangers, when it comes to employees, he is a consummate gentleman. However. When it comes to his friends he does have a set of picadillos that are noticeable his set of friends come on what's a picadillo a picadillo is a unusual behavior or tendency but i'm aware of them you do have picadillos ripping the fucking paper into my dad Minuscule shreds My dad is a very interesting peculiar person Yeah okay

It is hereditary It is My dad could possess Some qualities that some would perceive to be So you're autistic No Hold on I don't think cutie is

I haven't taken the test don't think cutie is i don't think cutie i think cutie's never i haven't taken the test i think if cutie out of all of us if there's a person who would max out on it is cutie you think she would be more autistic are you fucking kidding me look at her what are you talking about you can't say look at her. Autism is beautiful. You need to hydrate. No, it's not like you can see autism. That's not what I mean.

It's got a visual light spectrum. No, if you could, it would be with Cutie. Like, you could see it. What do you mean? She literally has, like, every... No, no, no, no. I think we're mixing. I'll do the test on my phone while Austin does it. I think we're mixing up autism with obsessive compulsive disorder.

Yes. They're both technically on this spectrum. We are self-diagnosing like machines. I have OCD. ADHD, autism, and obsessive compulsive disorder all have like very similar trades. Which is why I think CutT would bust the meter. I might break it, because I do have OCD. Okay.

And I do have ADHD. Yes, and so do I. I have both. Yes, both. So I probably have the triple threat. I don't want to be crazy. I don't want to be all about myself. You're going to win an EGOT.

Yeah, I could. I could. Also, it's like wild where you're like, oh, I definitely looked at the test and I answered appropriately. When earlier you revealed to us that sometimes you get afraid that you might get woken up so you can't go to sleep. Yeah. Saying that you can't sleep because you're worried you're going to die is unusual. But that's more like anxiety. Yeah, you definitely have that too.

Oh, I have crippling anxiety. We know. You guys should do some boxing. It'd be good for you. I thought about doing boxing. I thought about beating the shit out of somebody. Well, I think what would be better for you is getting hit and realizing you're not made of glass. Taking a few

good shots to the body. We can do it right now. Hold on. Let's just beat this shit up. I have an embarrassing video to show you guys. Yeah. Let's go. On the Patreon. Yeah. Oh, shit. Is it from, what era is it from? Huh? 55. Also,

for the record, I'm not, like, dissing QT at all. Obviously, it would be rather beautiful. No, he is. Get him. It would be rather... In the comments, I'm not like a dissing cutie at all. Obviously it would be. Well, he is get him in the comments, please. It would be rather hypocritical of me to discute you on that front. Go get him guys. What I was going to say is that doctors do have a harder time figuring out that girls have autism.

This is part of the reason why like men are diagnosed at a much higher rate than women. Because we're ugly. That's Will's theory. Yeah, no, of course. But I think it's just like social conditioning and what the expectations are for women to behave. Imagine this situation. You go up to a stranger, right? And it's me.

And you're like, hey, what are you doing? And I do this. You're going to be like, what the fuck is wrong with him? Now imagine it's cutie, like an attractive person. You go, hey, what are you doing? You're like, what the fuck is wrong with her? That's just a kitschy, cute girl. Yeah, that's what I was trying to explain.

You see what I'm saying? Like the social conditioning. Honestly, she kind of did it like kind of what i would think would be autism my point was you're right like her facial expression was doing it like because of the social conditions we have of how women are supposed to behave in society there's a lot of stuff that like women do that uh you just assume is just, you know, they're being cute or shy or scared. Yeah. Look, I think autism is beautiful.

People are really excited about your diagnosis, so Hassan, the internet is so excited. Yeah, because my audience is autistic as shit. They're so excited. So they're like one of us. Everybody's celebrating the high scores, which is great. Yeah.

It's wonderful. Yeah. Apparently, I do a bunch of stuff that I was oblivious to that is very autistic. I actually want to know this. When we have conversations and you don't respond, are you aware that you're ignoring me? Or do you see a problem with it? Why would I be purposely? That would be mean.

I'm not purposely ignoring you. No, but like this makes so much sense. Why do you ignore me all the time? No, but like it actually makes me feel like genuinely, if I can be genuine for a moment, it actually makes me feel better that like I know that you aren't trying to do this. Wait, this entire time you thought I was like being a dick to you? Yeah. A lot of people do. A lot of people do.

A lot of people do. No, like when I come over and we're just like sitting on the couch and nobody's talking and I'm just like, hello? Or I say goodnight and you don't respond. You know what? I think it's cute. I think it's cute. I think it's just you. And you know what?

I love you for who you are. Yeah. That's crazy. I think it's just you. And you know what? I love you for who you are. Yeah. That's crazy. I support you for what you do. That's crazy that my whole life, people have just been like, this guy's a fucking asshole. Dude, you know what? You're right. Being hot helps.

It really does. And women have been like, he's so mysterious. I think he would have gotten laid less if you weren't autistic. Because they just think you're mysterious. Exactly. Exactly. It adds to it. Yeah. I don't know. In. Exactly. It adds to it. Yeah.

I don't know. In my mind, I'm thinking politics. I know. Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. Well, on that note, we are going to reveal the truth

of Austin's real autism diagnosis on the paywall. That's right. Go to patreon.com slash fear and and we'll see you on the next one. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Let me be clear here. The logic needs to be consistent. I think you need to stop denying certain things. I had, I've never, I used to socialize with elderly people, even as a young man. Okay.

Oh my God. Oh my God, my ribs. Oh my God. Oh God, I have to piss so bad. I have to pee. I have to pee. He's running away. You can't run away from the truth.

His response, his response to meeting people is usually easy for me was was I used to socialize with elderly people. Okay, I need to know what your test results are. Oh. you