Fear& - The Girls Were FIGHTING | Fear&

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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Yeah, because I don't know. I wasn't. I don't know. Oh, yeah, I'll tell. All right. So OK, I have a story. I'm going to cut it. That's crazy. I'm cutting your story.

That's crazy. I've never seen anything like that. That was mean. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear and Podcast where the family is together on a very special day. That's right. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Cha cha cha. Happy birthday to you. Cha cha cha.

Happy birthday dear cutie. Happy birthday to you. I tried to harmonize and I fucked it up. Happy birthday. She is 22 years old today Was like not a day over 19 you described yourself like a cock yeah, I got you a gift. Oh wow I Did not I am getting I I got you a gift. Oh, wow. I did not. I am getting, I already got you. You don't have to give me presents. I got you something from the heart. Did someone send this to you for free

and you're giving it to me? No, no, no, it's, it is free. You could say it's free. I mean, I'm just reusing a box from Towerborn that I thought was very cool. Oh, it is a cool box. Okay. Go ahead and pop it. Wowie.

Is it a hat? I'm scared. No, it's not. It looks a lot like Austin's. Wow. We will be able to add. I'm scared. No, it's not. It looks a lot. Austin. Sorry. Oh, yeah. What's in the box, cutie? The fish. I caught that for you just a few hours ago. I don't want it. You're a chef. I don't want it. That's a fresh catch. At least show the camera. Austin. Oh, gross. It's fresh. It's pissing me off. It's so gross to look at. I for one appreciate that you took the time out of your day to go out on an expedition to fish

Wild game you hunted for you hunted for fresh Cinderella our our lady Well, Marsh, I don't want to go back go place them in the refrigerator place. Please don't place them in the Are you actually gonna use the fish? Yes, we're not gonna waste fish. You can't put it in the fridge like that. Will you bring me back a water? No, he's gotta put it in a Ziploc bag and then put it in the fridge. I would never want that in a million years, Will.

Well, okay, excuse me. It's about to count. I don't eat any seafood. No, sometimes it doesn't, because it showed he didn't even think about me, because he knows I think fish are gross and icky. You're a chef I don't like that

You've never you don't eat gross and icky kind But you don't eat fish at all. I don't like when other people cook it. I am with you I don't like looking at the head. Yeah, so it's like like like this is my thing when people serve me the fish Why do I gotta look at the head? Yeah, I was on a boat full of people today and they were all thrilled to get fish. That fish- Because they were gonna make various dishes. That fish had a-

And I gave you the fish I caught. You murdered a fish. Yeah, asshole. Yes. That fish had a family. Yeah. We thought, we've been watching a lot of Alpha Dog podcasts, and we thought if you hunt for your woman yeah that she will be

appreciative because we're hunters and and women are gatherers it's 2025 women hunt for themselves now okay well well we she does she over eats let the record show I brought a meaningful kind you know well I it was kind I was just funnier to be really mean about it. Yeah, we love you I also still don't want it I wonder what the comment section will say about the fish But also let the record show cutie Cinderella showed me this really cute pop-mart toy and then when I got you this and I Went thank you cutie and she goes yeah, and then I took it and she's like, what are you doing?

I was like you just said you got it for me. She's like, that's not what I meant to say. I said I got this I was like you just said you got it for me. She's like that's not what I meant to say. I said I got this Give me wait can I have one? It's Charmy Kitty. It's the only one I get came up I can get more I I eat some when people give me things I always am I protect myself just in case it's not actually for me leave them here. What you? Literally never brought anything back home. No, no, no, no, that's not what I meant. I was talking about like, if you have something and you're like, look at this, and then you give it to me,

I'm like, I assume it's not for me. Cause I don't wanna be in that situation. Well, it's because I guess I said I got this for you. Yes. Should I even say this? I believe I said it. If someone says look at this, that's not for you. They just want you to look at it.

Yeah. But if someone's like, hey, I for you. Yeah, then it is for you. It was my bad Maybe I do struggle in social situations You did talk to vanilla maze. Yeah, vanilla maze is somewhat of a LeBouBou expert from She's a pop-mart expert. She knew everything about blind boxes. She got invited to a place for stuff. And we got stuff. And then she wanted me to put a good word in her for wood. Wait. She wanted to put a good word in her wood for?

She wanted me to put in a good word in for her for Hassan. And I said, no. You are my enemy. I never said otherwise. You cutie Cinderella told Vanilla Maze that I have a faptop that I masturbate. Why? What's okay, officer. Hello.

Why am I in trouble for that? You've told the world. That's on my phone. You have to reveal that in the opening salvo. I think it's a good intro. That's like like you know maybe third step down the line I see what conversations he what she's doing here because like you are like oh my god Hassan piker sexy six foot four hot it's

it's good that they humanize you the next time we meet a hot twink I'm gonna tell them that you're pea shy Wow yeah. Wow. Yeah, they'll think it's cute. No they won't. Yeah they will. We'll say you're a slob and you throw things everywhere and you steal. Austin P-Shy show. I think Austin being Klepto is cool. Klepto?

I think it's cool too. You have, we know Klepto? No, but it would be cool if he dropped my phone. Oh, I just saw you. Oh, yeah, no, I dropped your phone. Sorry. Cutie, you have a very distorted attitude about what's funny and what's not funny. Okay? I disagree because people laugh at me all the time.

They never laugh at you. Checkmate, idiot. Okay, that's fair. People do laugh at you. That was easy. That was awesome. That was really good. I'm on your side.

Thank you. I needed that. She'll come on the podcast. She's my new best friend. What? I texted her, I don't know if she'll reply. I have another dilemma. Uh oh. You bitch.

No! You? Don't call her a bitch! Don't do that! Why do you have a water gun? I don't know why he has it. The inappropriate behavior gun. It's an inappropriate behavior gun.

You call her a bitch one more time and you're gonna get it, sucker. Is that why you brought it? Yes! That's the gayest way to shoot the gun. You shooting the gun with the wrong fingers. That's the gayest you've ever been. Did you get it for free and no I Got it at Walgreens. Yeah, and you thought okay? You know I like that. I like you're thinking like that Yeah, I'm saying this and you guys will agree with me. Oh boy. Okay something is because I

saw the clips and you Tried to get her on wine about it before fear and mmm okay I saw that as well am I unfair to yell at you over this your honor I know you might not be a capitalist but I am a sloppy sloppy capitalist pig and one of those companies I do own 50% compared to the 20 over here. So. That's true. Oh my God.

You know, so I would say that my efforts match. But this one will go to the moon if you keep pumping it. I don't think it will because Elon Musk, I don't think likes you. He does not. He likes Asmongold. And he's how we get to the moon. That's true.

He's not getting, not anymore. Not after today. We have to talk about this. I missed it. I missed the girly pops fighting. I didn't, I missed this. Oh, not anymore. Not after today. We have to talk about this. I missed it. I missed the girly pops fighting. I missed it. Oh, don't worry. So juicy.

Break it down. All right. Break it down, Hasan. On today's girly pop nation, we are talking about- Wait, you gotta do the song. Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha! Oh my gosh! Austin, you sound like you have a cough. And you know what? I hope he doesn't use because it'd be really helpful in this situation. I hope he gets no help and he continues being like that forever until he dies. But the thing that could maybe prevent that is if he used this really awesome app. Did you just say he does?

But I just hope he doesn't use this, but I would use this if I needed if I needed help I needed I need Zoc doc you hey you you don't use it Okay, but all the rest of my friends. Let's use this when we're in peril. Okay, I hope you don't I hope I can use Zoc doc you shouldn't because I can find an in-network appointment with the rest of us You shouldn't because I can find an in-network appointment with more than a thousand Doctor appointments they go to Zoc doc.com slash fear the rest of us. But cutie is the rest of us save some money Well to instantly book top-rated doctors. Yes, there is they're freaking is you're talking more about a promo code

Yeah freaking is you gotta talk more about a promo code. Yeah. Stop putting out those doctor's appointments and go to Zoc.com slash fear to find an instantly book, a top rated doctor today. The app is free. You don't need a code. It's free. It's a free app. It's a free hold on. That's Z O C D O C dot com slash fear. Zoc.com slash here. We got to read something else. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare. Oh girly pop Girly pop girly pop Yeah, okay on today's girl pop nation I'm gonna tell you a tale of two divas Oh, okay. Love me two divas queens, just queen it out. All right. One's name is

Elon Musk from South Africa by way of Canada came to the United States of America, became the wealthiest person on the planet illegally by the way he came to the United States. Yeah, that's true. He was, he did. He has a lapse in his visa application that is going to be important in the future when Donald Trump inevitably Second Donald Trump on the other hand son of German immigrants the 45th and 47th We all are me and Donald. Yeah, you too. Yeah Lebanese immigrants different but yeah, Yeah, we know. We know.

No one thought you were German. Also Irish immigrants. Anyway. Sorry. Elon Musk and Donald Trump have had a tumultuous relationship. Now, Elon Musk being the wealthy person that he is, post COVID decided he hates woke now, he's becoming a Republican.

And then what do you do when you become a Republican? Of course, you give $250 million to Donald Trump so we can be elected as president. Did you not, did you fail to open that? Yeah, I gave it to him and he can't do it either. That's awesome. That's awesome. What's happening? No, hold on, I got it. Thank you. Okay, alright. Who's the man now, bitch? Yeah, pussy. Oh. Whoa. It's Prideman, bitch. Anyway, Elon Musk, major donor to the Donald Trump campaign, becomes a Republican, but

he's a repulsive individual, obviously, as you guys have seen. He has many different moments where he's going on stage going, USA, USA, not even able to do the USA chant correctly, which holy shit shit how do you fail on that one it's Kind of like drinking water without spilling it all over yourself Kitty I want to do it. What the fuck did you just do? Is that what you wanted me to do? Yeah, I wanted you to blot them.

I normally misread those situations, but I was able to get it right the first time. Well, it's how you purpose. You are not a pop-mart person. This is my Charmy Kitty and I can use, oh, oh, oh, oh, would you rather me buy things that aren't usable? She will dry.

She'll dry. I would rather you not dry a puddle with your child's head. This is my Charmy Kitty. We're listening, Hassan. We're listening, for the most part. Elon Musk becomes a bigger villain than ever before because he is now seen as the most responsible party for all of the mass firings that are taking place

as he goes into the government. He starts this new agency called DOGE. Wait, that was for real? I literally thought that was a joke. No, I'm serious. Yeah, well, yeah, I'm not. Actually serious. Wait, that was for real. Yeah. I thought that was a joke. No, serious. Yeah. We have actually serious. It's way that like in the government, there's a section called those. Yes. We will never have free health care. Yes. No, I'll vote for it. No, no, we don't vote against that. Wait, we don't want free health care. No, we do want that. Yeah. I'll vote for that.

I said we will never have free healthcare in this country because QDCentral doesn't even know Doge was a real agency. I thought it was made up. It's been five months. Five months, everything, a lot of things happen in five months. Exactly, a lot has happened. I'm explaining to you some of the steps. A season. Yeah.

Okay, so. Doge, Department of Government Efficiency comes in hot with an agenda. They're going to chop, chop, chop government spending. Of course, they fail to do so. But in the process, they fire a bunch of government employees. Everyone's mad at Elon Musk, a billionaire that bought an election and is now firing government employees and regulatory agencies that are supposed to be regulating Elon Musk companies. What the frick? That's pure corruption. Yeah. Right. So everyone is considering Elon Musk to be a Elon Musk companies. What the frick? That's pure corruption. Yeah. Right? So everyone is considering Elon Musk to be a major villain in this party.

Okay. Obviously the Republicans don't like him because he's woke and gay. He's got electric vehicles. Obviously only woke gay people drive electric vehicles. They don't want that. Myself included. And the liberals are no longer in favor of Elon Musk because he's fully firmly in Donald Trump's bosom. Donald Trump on the other hand is entertaining him regardless of the fact that he probably doesn't like him too much because he's not a very charismatic individual.

Elon isn't. And Donald Trump is a television personality. He has an eye for talent. Elon has none. So all of this underlying drama is bubbling up. There's so much tension. A lot of people say So all of this underlying drama is bubbling up. There's so much tension. A lot of people say, eventually you can't put two queens in a room like this for an extended period of time and not have a diva go down. Yeah. That moment, that explosion finally took place today. And it felt like, it felt like ejaculation.

I'm not going to lie to you. It felt like you were, it felt like we as a nation, it felt like we as a nation were collectively edging ourselves for the past year almost. Hoping that one day this entire sham is going to work. A long ejaculation. Yes. Long ejaculation.

And boy, was it explosive. Elon Musk loses, he spends a lot of money in this Wisconsin judicial race, loses the race. Donald Trump goes, you're a fucking loser, secretly. He doesn't say it openly. Donald Trump's service ties with Elon Musk. Now, Donald Trump has this other bill that he's trying to push,

major tax cuts for the wealthy, the basic stuff. Elon Musk, on the other hand, doesn't like that tax cut. He's wealthy why doesn't he like that tax cut? Because he thinks one it doesn't starve the poor hard enough and two and perhaps more importantly it takes away some EV subsidies. The government currently if you person electric vehicles specifically a Tesla you get a bunch of electric vehicle subsidies. It makes the EVs cheaper. Wait, what does that mean? It means you get $7,500 off your... Do you like mail-in rebate?

No, you just get it off the car. Kind of like that. Wow! You just get it off when you buy it? When I bought mine, they took $7,500 off the car. Wow, and they have to do all the paperwork? Yeah, I didn't even know who they are. Donald Trump doesn't like EVs. He's in the pocket of big oil, and big oil hates electric vehicles. And they hate renewable energies to begin with.

So Donald Trump is cutting these EV subsidies, which is directly cutting into the Tesla stock price. Elon doesn't like that. His entire net worth is associated with the Tesla stock price. If it goes down, his net worth goes down. He might not be the richest man in the world anymore. That would be devastating. That would really be freaking annoying.

Devastating. Elon Musk starts slowly the richest man in the world anymore. That would be really freaking annoying Elon Musk starts slowly Bush really talking shit this past week like all this new tax bill doesn't seem too good Huh, whatever and then yesterday finally Elon Musk says Donald Trump Demonstrated in gratitude. I am the reason why he won I Made you Donald Trump know Know your fucking place. Donald Trump gets back to him and says, Elon Musk now has Trump Derangement Syndrome, trademark copyrighted Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Like a political bad time story. There's a lot of back and forth going on in the process. Trump is talking to the German Chancellor Merz and he's making a mockery of Elon Musk in the fucking White House and the oval, yada yada yada. Elon Musk goes on a tweet bender and he starts tweeting a whole bunch of shit about Donald Trump, including but not limited to calling him a pedophile and also

demanding his impeachment on the website that he owns. That's Twitter. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. And he said he was on the Epstein plane which we all know yeah and that's the reason that they haven't released the Epstein files is because he's on the plane my flight attendants are talking about it today they're like release the files yeah what they were saying we also want to release the files that's the fear and position the podcast is we want Jeffrey Epstein did not release the files we want them and the girls were fighting and they were fighting all day in the end That's it, and they're still fighting. They're still fighting

Said he's gonna dismantle some of the SpaceX programs in Retribution against Donald Trump yeah dragon Okay, we need this is what we need we need some juicy shit. Yeah, we need something this is what we need. We need some juicy shit. We need something to come out like the assassination was fake. The Epstein stuff is like, it's bold of Elon to say, considering he's also associated with Jeffrey Epstein. I don't know, maybe Elon's seen Trump's penis. Yeah.

You know? Oh, that's just slanderous material then. Yeah. Yeah, but he wants that. I want that. He wants to call him a hoe. I want juicy shit. Yeah, I want to, just come on,

let's talk about an affair or something like, he's boinking some other chick. Like Stormy Daniels 2.0. Yeah, but I don't think that would work. Cause like, I don't think anything will work against Teflon Don at this point. Like if it came out that he was like actually an active pedophile. I think Republicans would be like me too So, I don't know I don't really know if anything could harm Donald Trump's approval ratings he imploded the global

He was trans. I don't know. I think... You think Republicans would get on board? Oh, that'd be so rad. No, I think they would become... They would become trans rights activists. That'd be so rad. Yeah, they'd be like,

Oh my God, my president is so woke. Like, I love being trans now. Like, yeah, he can use whatever bathroom he wants. That's what they would say. Because it's a cult. Like, it 100% is use whatever bathroom he wants. Yeah. That's what they would say. That would be because it's a cult. Like it 100% is a cult at this point. I mean, they already defend his flip flopping of positions anyway. So have you heard them talk about the terrorists one day?

Donald Trump comes out as trans and then goes back to university and wins a sporting event. Yeah. And everyone's like, we need more trans athletes. Like that would be rad. God, the be fire. But he's such a fat ass. Yeah. Is that rude? So they're just fighting on Twitter. Oh, big time. That's awesome. We're not just on Twitter, but it's like clashing the Titans. Like it has geopolitical implications every time they tweet because it's the most is the wealthiest person on the planet going controls

How about the largest media platforms? Yeah versus the American press? Yeah versus yeah versus the most powerful Is this does this but okay? Maybe I'm a little too hopeful sure but could this mean that because he's going after Trump all these right-wing Lunatics are gonna start turning on Elon Musk which is going to there's gonna be a lot of children of divorce well yeah gonna be a lot of people that have to break one way or the other. This is like when Brittany and Christina fought. But could inevitably he stop pushing a lot of this right-wing nut a lot of these right-wing nut jobs on X because of this divorce from I wouldn't expect anything good from this.

No, I think what's... Damn. Yeah, first of all, don't ever expect anything good, period. Everything is bad and it will only get worse. But, I do think... I have to go get a drink, because I am experiencing pretty bad vertigo from being on a boat all day, catching someone's birthday gift they didn't want. Yeah, do your thing.

You're brave. You're brave for doing that. Will you give me a surprise drink vertical No The the how I foresee these playing out and I've already started seeing it a little bit Damn not oh Wow Oh wow. Will is yelling at Marsh. He's pissed that Marsh didn't put the fish in the fridge, which like, come on.

He doesn't get paid for that. No. And also like, I think, I think the fish will be fine. Oh my God. Will is, oh my gosh, Marsh is going. But they're not his fish. It's in the Ziploc bag in the first cupboard. Wow. He's really. Oh my God, Willie's, oh my gosh, Marsh is going. But they're not his fish. The Ziploc manager in the first cover

didn't know what to put him in. Marsh is, wow. He's really, what's this? That's crazy. Sushi sits out. Wow, what? Sushi sits out. That's different.

Oh, is it? But it's a fish. Yeah, but you have to, oh wow, fun. Which one? Die, Dr. Pepper. Die, Dr. Pepper. Mm-hmm, you're zero. You can't have it.

I wasn't asking. I would have put those fish away, but the fact that Marsh just left them out, I'm a little disappointed by that. Wow. He probably doesn't want to touch the fish. Yeah, I don't blame him. He's going to touch the fish. We learned a lot about Will's childhood right there.

I used to not be able to, like we go fishing. Yeah, and my grandpa would get up We'd get up at 4 a.m. And we go fishing and I hated it. I love my grandfather, but I hated the fishing Marsh from the kitchen just yelled there's only small ones Okay, and then we had this Okay. And then we had to, you just heard him go, at least. Yeah, I do. I do. And then you got to deserve it. I love my fish.

Okay. And we had to clean the fish and those are already cleaned. Yeah. Pre clean those. Yeah, I know. But that's the thing. I didn't like today. Like to clean.

Why'd you go fishing? I went fishing with a bunch of people. Oh, how do they even have water fish around here? The ocean. I put dolphins. They threw together. Dolphins. They threw together the fishing expedition and didn't invite any of us. I didn't want to go dolphin swam with the boat. I wanted to go

Where was this in the Pacific? No, it was in the Atlantic. It's in the Atlantic Ocean. Well, no, no, I know but there's other body Lake Tahoe There's another body of water. Yeah, I was in the Pacific. I mean Could have been I don't know. That's cool. You saw dolphins? Who all went? Oh, too many people to name, really. Wow. Okay. I caught it this morning. I gave it to Ocean.

I caught it a few hours ago. It's fresh. You want it? We went out on a fishing char. We need to get back on topic. That's a white fish and a rock fish. You want them? Okay. No one a white fish and a rockfish. You want them? OK. We need to get back on topic. She's in the kitchen. He just said there's no bag that's big enough.

It's like Charlie Brown. Waste food. I'm not going to wait. I don't want it. That's not my fault. I didn't catch it. Yeah. So it's OK for you to just sling your cake everywhere. But when I bring a delicious cake of the sea well you should cook it next I have a theory yeah We're done with the politics. Okay. I think of your stupid hat. Why are you wearing that?

He looks I think oh man do I love me some cat food you know it's so funny No, I don't eat cat food my cat eats cat food is on but what's their favorite? Smalls it It's Smalls. I was so passionate. Smalls is my favorite cat's cat food. Tell us about Smalls. Well let me tell you I hope it's protein pack made with preservative free ingredients that you'd find in your fridge that's why I actually lobbed it up to you to say, do you eat it? Because you look quite brawling. You can eat it if you want it to. It was protein packed. That's right. My cat loves it so much after he eats it.

He looks at me and speaks human language and says more please. And I say, Oh my gosh, thank goodness because you can get 35% off plus an additional 50% off your first order. If you had to smalls.com and use our promo code fear for a limited time, just like my cat, you can eat it. So yum, yum, yum. That's an additional 50% off the, uh, uh, head. If you go to head, we're going to read that part again for a limited time only because you're a free and park for a limited time only because

you are a fear and podcast listener. Yes. 35% off smalls plus an additional 50% off your first order by using my code, our code fear. That's an additional 50% off when you use the code fear after you head to smalls.com and use the promo code fear again as promo code fear for an additional 50% off plus free shipping at smals.com cutie Cinderella looks good in the Brazil t-shirt and when she puts it on she develops a different personality what is happening right now I think no one was talking to you I have vertigo. I'm on the fucking podcast my podcast. This is now it is Yeah, and he asked me why I try to get people on the wine about it. I know you fucking forget sometimes. It's my podcast. Family, family, family. Yes. Come on. Put your gun away. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I think Cutie has an alternative per alternative persona that she adopts when she wears the Brazil shirt Shout out Brazil. Yeah, she's a- Love you guys. She loves Brazil. I love Brazil. Number two, maybe it's because I was around a very supportive female who was matching my energy. Maybe that's what it was. Well, I feel like I can match your energy sometimes.

Villanella Maze is gonna teach me how to twerk. I know how to twerk. I'm gonna go crazy out there. You've never asked me to learn how to twerk. I really don't want to, I'm really shy. Your old Uncle Will would teach you how to twerk. I know you guys would teach me how to twerk. I'm gonna go crazy out there. You've never asked me to learn how to twerk I really don't want to I'm really shy old uncle will I know you guys would teach me how to twerk, but it's weird It's like I'm talking to you guys about periods. I'm twerking right now Oh, I can't help you with the period but I can teach you how to shake that ass. I can't shake that ass I won't even if she asked but I do think we got along swimmingly and I might have a new best friend

So everyone relax. I love that. I'm happy for you. Thank you. Hosanna's not. Well, he's trying to edge in on it. Yeah, you can, well, she's gonna come on the podcast and you can make friends with her too. Okay. If you want.

Not after you poisoned the well. I did tell her about the Fab Top. We're gonna talk about the Fab Top when she's on the podcast for sure. I also made a new friend. Who's kill dozer? You guys know who that is no wait like the actual Didn't he die? No, no, no, that's the kill dozer. Marsh. Could you pull something up for us? What is happening, dude Marsh you don't deserve that fucking kill yourself

Marsh we don't know that. Fucking kill yourself. Marsh, we don't want to waste food. You smell like fish. Yeah, you got a real fish odor to you. Can you clean your hands before you touch the mic? Gaya! Can you please pull up Killdozer? Just a picture of the streamer or the YouTuber Killdozer real quick.

Wait, is that your guy who busts up stuff? No, just tell me what you guys notice about killdozer when you see an image of them I just I the only killdozer I know is the guy who made the killdozer and then Caused havoc yeah there. He is all my foods here. It doesn't get killed those are right there pull them up wait what yeah That's him wait. That's okay. That's my new friends a little fucking weird. What do you mean? What do you mean is what's weird about that? Why is that what what do you mean is what's weird about that? That's my new friend. He's a youtuber But what does he do? He makes YouTube videos about very peculiar diets. He read 40 for three days. That's okay interesting Do you want to say something? I'm not saying anything

Like a very handsome man. Okay, that's interesting, but it feels like you want to say something He seems like a very handsome man, and I bear no really neither of you realize that he looks exactly like us on I don't think he's not face blindness I'm really good at identifying what people look like and I didn't a little leaner think that that's okay The second part is unacceptable. He's younger and a little Why would you say that? Oh you want me to eat fucking wd-40 or? Call every once in a while we played that right last night, and I failed us. You know what I?

Have a grievance to pick with this on now that we're getting up Great Oh great! Great! Love this body language. Shout out Kildozer really quick. He's awesome. Go watch his YouTube videos. Fuck him! You are my enemy. I had some news to share on a personal level that wasn't even public. Are you engaged? That'd be crazy. You're straight. You're coming out straight. No, it's not public and I'm not even going to share it on this podcast.

But I was so excited and I was going to share it with Hass Hassan and I called him and he sent me to voicemail You know when you get sent to voicemail, he might have added on three ring No, I checked his messages before you can tell before somebody I always check before I call You're so weird, you know, don't you do that? When and where was it over What time was it? What time was it? No, no, no, hold on. When and where was it? It's hard to set over here. Do you check? Do you check? I don't. I don't even look at it. You know how many texts I have right now? No, no, no. I check before I call somebody up there on

Do Not Disturb because it'll go straight to voicemail. Hold on. I'm going to look up when you did this. So I know. So I called him. It was a very early hour. I'm almost there. What were you going to reveal to me? I can't tell you. I'll tell you later. You sent it in... Will knows. Wait. 9 50 p.m. Yeah

Pick up the phone. Wait, when was it? 9 50 p.m. On Monday night. Yeah I was probably like literally in bed. Yeah pick it up. You were on the fat top is what you were. It also shows... That's why I had to tow vanilla. It shows as a missed call by the way. Yeah. Oh, yeah, cuz you No, oh no, it shows as a missed call by the way. Yeah, yeah, because you, you. No. Oh. No, it just rang three times, Austin. I don't know. Well, maybe, you know what, I apologize. You might've been a diva.

Oh. No. It's too young. Oh, that was nice. I'm sorry. You were so ready. I'm sorry. To throw me under the bus. What is happening?

I felt is it was like maybe it felt like one ring too short. That's what it felt like. You know what I mean? You fucking hung up. You you did a prank call. You know what I mean? When it feels like somebody's doing it But they want to make it feel like it's a full call No I want to be supportive. Call me right now. Wait No, I want to be so calm and calm me right now Wait, you you will wait to a third ring and then hang up what's this waiting for? What's this wing ring to call me and then put on speaker? Oh, she's like she lost my number I

Called you today What are we doing? Your call has been. See how I sent her to voicemail, but it felt like a full ring. It did feel like a full, I wouldn't have known. That's what I thought. What does it look like on your phone? I have to teach you tech.

I have to teach you. What does it look like on your phone when you did that? I just hit the button. Okay. What does it look like on your phone? Wait, I have to teach you tech. I have to teach you. What does it look like on your phone when you did that? I just hit the button. Okay, what does it look like on your phone? Does it look like a missed call? Does it say missed call? But no, it probably says. Yes, it does.

Wait, it does say missed call. It does say missed call. It says missed call from Cutie Cinderella. Can you call me? Okay. Austin, you should know this tech. Okay, Austin. Wait, I know what you're talking about.

Watch. So if she calls me and my phone is on... Cutie. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. But, Will, that's the point. What? You, you, she knows you, she, she, that you just declined her call.

It says you, you, uh, you got a missed call. Yeah. When you turn it off yourself I did not wait you wait now You have to or else they're gonna know you said because this is a cultural thing is when you I don't think it's a cold No, no, well, it's a it's a social. It's a social So you don't think your friend never give you the benefit of the doubt that you just can't speak with them right then It's just aggressive Yeah, you did just forward. You know what I mean, right? Like it's a little

What did you say hit the silent button and let it absorb the vibrate and politely let it go? I was I don't know what I was doing. I was in bed. It's one day night. This is a relatable thing Calls you and you don't want the call you wait. Yes Yes, because it's aggro because on my end I hear we're straight to first and they're like, yeah fucking Austin What if they have fish on their hands well then uh But you know what will does he'll send me to voicemail and then he'll send a text. Hey you you good Yeah, I didn't even see it. That's why I didn't text you, but that's okay You see what I'm saying here. I didn't see it I'm almost certain that you hung up. It doesn't it wouldn't like ruin my whole day

Did the phone ring on your head what when you called me the phone ring on your end yeah, I did I did maybe what? Does it ruin your entire day if one of your friends forwards your call? No, it depends on who it is And what they're a lot of pressure if no no you guys can let me go to you can send me to voicemail And I won't think personally my phone's just perma and do not disturb Yeah, I know and I can tell cuz I open up our messages Do not disturb yeah, I know and I can tell cuz I open up our messages Yeah, I don't know how to turn it all did fucking piss you off because you brought it here And I'm pretty sure you're the one well. You know what you never called me back you hook up. I was sleeping

I didn't even see it. Well then wake up and call me wake up and call him I Had some very important. I just have any phone etiquette that you observed that's unusual I mean my problem is I just don't reply to anybody ever. I'm the same way yeah, my thing is parents my mom Will text me? Son you need to you must call me right now period and that

Collapses my entire day. I hear that. I'm like, oh my God, something devastating is happening. Someone was dead. Yeah. No, it's like, what's the Netflix password? That's and it's not even urgent. She's like, she'll be shocked because I pick up a call. I'm like, mom, what's going on? Is everything okay? You know, is the family all right?

And she'll be like, why are you panicking? I'll be like, did you just text me something so severe? That we gotta work on that. We have parents use- Intervention, intervention, intervention. Intervention. Parents, at least my parents, and I've heard that other people's parents do this too, use too much punctuation and correct grammar

when they're texting because they don't know, you're not supposed to say, like, you must call me immediately. I got a great way to get your mom to stop texting you. What? What are you going to do? Don't finish that joke. Please don't.

No. No. First of all, she burgled me. And also secondly, she knows. What do you even insinuate? What do you think I was going to say? No, I'm saying like she knows, she's seen me shit my pants, you know, I mean she changed my diapers and also on top of that as an adult, she knows that I'm a, you know, awful person.

What are you talking about? Thank you. Which is why you're mom died. My mom dead. Oh, I thought you were going to tell her like that. You did have a fab top. No, I'm not going to. I'm not going toaptop no To your mom

What the fuck Trying to say Oh, woe is me, my mom bothers me all the time Some of us don't have one! Okay, well, you know I thought you were insinuating to kill his mother That's what I thought I'm not gonna kill her

I might go to Disneyland for the first time by myself tomorrow Self? Really, why really why wake Wilder? Oh Well, I mean of my own volition yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do? I don't know I'm gonna take him there We're gonna ride the ride stream. Okay Yeah, I have decision paralysis when I go to Disney so I need the VIPs actually no no no oh my god Shut up. I can't get on board with this. It's not, you don't need the VIP thing. When I go to Disney, I need Mickey Mouse to suck me off.

No, I need the VIP thing. I've been to Disneyland with Austin once. It was off stream, no one was there. You know me, I show up late to everything, unfortunately, but also Disneyland is like a journey. And Austin and a group showed up at like 9 a.m. And I was like, I'm not gonna be there. Yeah, they're ready. I showed up at like 9 a.m. and I was like I'm not Yeah, they're ready. I show up at like 2 p.m. I wheel in I'm like what have you guys done? They're like splash mountain

That's it. Yeah, it's been like I don't know we I love the park. I love the scenery. I get a churro and then I showed up and it was We I love the park. I love the scenery I get a churro and then I showed up and it was Six hours you got one sure I love a night. I love to enjoy the experience. That's why if I were to get the VIP I would say no don't walk me Fucking free fucking free if I went to eat a bite of churro every hour put a lot of detail in those parts I did this to you, I'm sorry it's like going to the movie theater to fucking sit at the concession stand

it's probably one of the best parts of a movie theater no it's not, the movie is the best part of the theater I do like the popcorn concession stands are really good here's the deal if I were to get a VIP thing it's just to skip the ride lines I want to walk through the park I don't want the back roads, I want to walk right through the crowds okay then what do you get the VIP thing for? to skip the ride lines. I want to walk through the park. I don't want the back roads I want to walk right through the crowds because I want to experience.

What do you get the VIP thing for? Just skip the lines. Yeah, but you're not going on the rides you said you like the experience of the park. I like both, but I'd like to go on more rides, but the lines are very long So I just experience things I go meet the characters. Yeah, what if you just Okay, I would have laughed at you at one point, but because of Oogie Boogie Bash meeting the characters kind of dope. Yeah well I I can get behind that but it was just crazy that you started this with I have decision paralysis because you just gotta go on something. Yeah you're right. You gotta do you know

and she doesn't even ride the rides. I don't know but I escort you through the whole park. Did I tell you guys what I've been planning since I was 13 years old? Hey Hassan, what's that website? Mauricio Miranda's always screaming about oh you mean March Mauricio de Mauricio Miranda That's right. That's his name. That's his government name. It's gotta be Shopify. Yes he loves Shopify. He loves commerce. He's always talking about commerce. He's saying guys, I got this small business. I use Shopify. I'm making a killing. If I didn't make money on Shopify, my name wouldn't be Mauricio Miranda. That's right. I love Shopify. I use it as well because I heard from Mauricio Miranda that it was really good and I started using it for my merch at etology dot shop

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dot-com slash fear! Fear! Shopify.com slash fear! Mauricio Miranda! Miranda! Prudential! That's a lot of work. An epic Disney World vacation. Okay. I refuse to go into- What have you planned in the last-

Why don't you do it? Well, I haven't- 20 years. I haven't done it. I'm waiting. This is the deal. I was in Orlando and somebody was like, do you want to go to Disney World? I said absolutely not I will not go until it is my epic vacation where I am staying at a Disney property

I have the care. I want everything I want Start to finish. He actually wants to get sucked off by Mickey. I want every Disney experience I want it to be so magical. Are you ready for your suck? You know why? It's because I went to Disneyland for the first time since I was like really young and it was so magical, but I was with people that I just like had met that day and it and I went really late in the day and I realized is that first... Austin, are you ready to choose which one of the rescue rangers gets killed? That magic.

You put the special package where we get to you the nice Animals that magic can only be achieved once Hello You're a Disney why I look like the crazy Disney No, no, cuz I don't feel things so I don't know what you're saying about feeling magic. Austin, this ride pass gets you in front of the kids with progeria. Fuck em. Fuck the sick kids. You got a ride. You're a wealthy gay man. To be fair, I've done that

before at Universal and that shit was awesome. Universal's different. It doesn't have the magic. We cut the... There's a good child in a wheelchair. No! We're like boos! I'm kidding. We didn't do that. I gotta No! You're like, Peace! I'm kidding, we didn't do that.

I gotta get my mummy ride in, Billy! No, Universal doesn't have the magic. You won't enjoy it for too long! It's gonna be too hard on your disease-ridden body. I mean, they do have Epic Universe. Have you heard about Epic Universe? I'm ready to go. Dude, have I heard about Epic Universe? Do you know who, like, helped design a lot of the Epic Universe. Have you heard about Epic Universe? I'm ready to go. Dude, have I heard about Epic Universe? Do you know who like helped design a lot of the Epic Universe? Hoss. I'm assuming Hoss.

Hoss. I watch drone footage every week of updates of their buildings for the past few years. Do you wanna go? I could probably talk to them and we could do a trip, like a streaming trip out of it. Two weeks? Where's Epic Universe? I can't get on an airplane. What is Epic Universe? I can't get on an airplane. What is Epic Universe? We got to get over that.

It's all the monsters have these crazy animatronics like Frankenstein. Yeah, it's epic. It's a wolf man. Third Universal Park. And it's like it's got how to train your dragon area. It's got a monsters area that has Dracula and stuff. Ted Kaczynski's cabin. It's got a new Mario area. I was trying

to slide one by one. If you're listening. It's got a donkey con ride. Kaczynski's cabin. Prolific rapist serial killer. Oh, that's a real monster. I didn't know who that was. I thought it was a football player. He's the Unabomber. Ted Kaczynski? I thought I was... You're late for the base! I wasn't even... Oh, my mind went to Ted Bundy. It kind of sounds like a football. I wasn't even thinking of Ted Kaczynski. Starting live back for the Chicago Bears. The Unabomber. Yeah, that's right. What is it? Unabomber? Did he bomb one thing? He sent mail bombs. He hated technology, so we just like tried to kill Radio Shack employees. Jesus Christ, and also students at university. And thankfully he doesn't have a attraction dedicated to him at the Universal theme park.

No, that would be that would be, but it's really dope. But you have to wait to do your Disney World. Epic vacation, epic vacation. So what is the plan? Because there's a villain's land that's being built right now. When is it? Wait, you can't stop. You can't say he just said stop. He said, what is the plan because there's a villain's land that's being built right now. When is it? Wait, you can't stop you can't say he just said stop. He said what is the plan? You said I don't have one yet. And if we rewind three minutes ago since you were 13, what is wrong with you?

I don't have any But I don't know what you're doing 13 you haven't even that was the last time I was there. You can't say words without the meaning things. I don't know what it looks like, but I know it needs to be perfect, and I just, I have so much decision paralysis, I can't decide on where to start. Oh my god. Okay, can I help you? We've already gone past, there's a, there's a, oh yeah, cutie. That's crazy. Should I call it a cutie?

You look like one of the toys that Sid butchers and in Toy Story right now? Do you think do you think maybe I should call an Imagineer and maybe they can help me an imagine? No, they're engineers They're gonna help you with your fucking vacation. Why a dumbass ticket. Should I call the 1-800 number? And that's my epic Disney vacation. You're gonna pay a travel agent And just buy all the most expensive stuff cuz that's what you want. Okay, yeah, you're right. I do. I want that. But I'm a little torn here because I really want to stay at the Four Seasons Orlando, but that's not a Disney property. Why?

We're gonna kill you. No, use it on yourself. Shoot yourself in the fucking head. Oh, that's wet. Anything else happen to anybody this week? I have a story to tell you, but I just don't feel like it's appropriate for the main episode. Oh, because we may have to cut it. Okay.

I will put it in the paywall. Yeah, we'll put it in the paywall. Do you want to tell it? And then if it's inappropriate, we can shift it and then buy some time back yeah cuz I don't know I wasn't I don't know all right so okay I have a story I'm gonna cut it that's crazy your story that's crazy that was mean you You were so ready. This has been the ADHD episode.

This has been crazy. What is happening? Are you cutting his story to tell your own? No, I'm cutting his story because I want him to say it behind the paywall. And then, fucking... Which you can watch. That is wild! But I also have a story to cut into it.

That's all right. We're the worst. We are the worst. We are. I love you guys. In 2017, a chicken jacket materialized out of thin air. It was called Dave's hot chicken. I like that place.

Yeah. And I was a massive fan of Dave's Hot Chicken. We knew. There were very long lines at Dave's Hot Chicken. I would wait for those lines. We could tell. And I would get the chicken. You used to order it to here all the time. I would order it to my house all the time.

Wide ass. I ate it non-fucking-stop. Now, I also knew the owners of Dave's Hot Chicken. Mr. Chicken? I knew some of the owners of Dave's Hot Chicken. Yay. I knew some of the owners of Dave's hot chicken yeah, it's like a group of people right thank you and At the time I didn't have a lot of money 2017 but by the by around like

2020 I believe I had a little bit of extra cash on the side and I'm not like a big investment guy But I really fucking loved Dave's hot chicken. So I told my friend At the time you're gonna invest that I was like, listen, dude I don't ever do this but I love this fucking chicken so much and I thought I'd get some free chicken out of it Yeah that I was like, this will be a wise investment for me and he told me That I was like, this will be a wise investment for me. And he told me, I'm sorry, we're not actually looking for any investors right now. And I was like, oh, that's a bummer. And I think literally two or three days after he told me that,

it came out that Drake was officially an investor in Dave's Hot Chicken. And I went back to him and I was like, the fuck is this? You just told me you're not accepting any investments, you got one from Drake and he's like, well he's Drake. That's crazy. Started from the bottom. We're not on great terms. You and Drake?

I don't know Drake. I went to his cousin's birthday one time. And I met him at my swing. But that's it. The reason why I'm telling you the story is because Dave's Hot Chicken was just sold yesterday. Mm-hmm. What? Two billion? One billion dollars. That's crazy.

How much would you have made? I have no idea. And I don't even necessarily care about the money, like, that I would have made off of it or kill yourself Austin that was crazy Don't give Marat the little bit No He was looking at me like he wanted to bring it in Right was that what you wanted to do? During our episode oh yeah Oh yeah no but I think he thought I thought he was asking for

Right there right there No I thought he was asking for permission to come in You directed him like he worked backstage I thought I'm so sorry You practically did the Yes He's an engineer Austin I'm sorry I thought he wanted to come and bring it to. I wasn't sure I wanted to tell you that was okay.

No, it's okay. I forgive you. That's a fat bag. I guess Pride's over. No, it's not! That was mean. That's- he's not gonna eat any of it now. No, I'm gonna eat the fuck out of it. Okay.

I'm gonna eat the fuck out of this chicken. The funny thing is like, he didn't go to DC Pride, he was supposed to go to World Pride this weekend. Oh my god, you didn't go! No, I didn't go. I cancelled it. But don't you! Tell everyone why you chose not to go to World Pride. Because I wanted to stay lean. I actually have a gripe with Austin about Pride.

Oh, hold on. Wait, before, let me finish this. He wanted to stay lean, but the reason why he wanted to be lean in the first place is for Pride. Yeah, yeah, but I just felt like I had worked so hard and I was like, you know what? I want this physique for a while. So I'm gonna keep it cuz I realized I moved to Los Angeles There's a lot of pool parties by the way, I went to my first game pool party We'll talk about that later to get into with Austin. I don't know respectfully. I don't you I've known you for a long time I don't you might be mad. I don't know if I've seen your body You've just always been rich. Awesome show didn't dance with me at pride. I didn't? No. You didn't really oh you know why?

Marsh is pointing at us. Marsh is also pointing himself you did not dance with Marsh either. They wanted to go to EDM like an EDM thing. We wanted to go to the official Pride stage. Which is totally fine. In front of the Pacific Design Center. Hold on, yeah. It was the second stage. Here's the deal. This is my thing.

This is my journey. My client doesn't go to the second stage. No, it's not about it being the second stage. This is my thing. This is my journey right now. I love to talk to people. I love to meet people. I love to socialize. And an EDM rave, with all due respect, despite the fact that it was very queer, and I loved it, and I support that, and a yes, period. Right?

No, it doesn't seem like it. No, I was there. I was there, and I supported it, and I showed face, and then I left. It seems like your snaps are hot. I want to socialize, so I went out, and I was like like I just want to go talk to people because that's my journey right now I'll be honest to hurt my feelings. Oh Yes, I went to pride to hang out with my friend Austin So you did the thing and you didn't come with me? I thought you went to hang out with me Why wouldn't you come with me to socialize?

I had been there since 2 p.m Socialize I had been there since 2 p.m. Austin and you were such a social butterfly that I barely saw you We were together the whole time Lies and deceit you were on camera together. I was dancing. I don't know where the fuck I was I was so hammered look you were social butterfly. Who was I talking to more important gays than me? That's not true I saw and I didn't go. Yeah, why? I was invited. I don't you know. Wait, they literally said they invite wait Christian was saying the whole time that y'all were invited and I believed him. That is true. He doesn't even have my number.

Wait, when was it? Is it Saturday or Sunday? You were definitely. Was it Saturday or Sunday? I invited you and you said I'm oh oh I'm so oh I said I'm having heterosexual sex. Yeah. That's what he said. Yeah. You were. That's what crazy is. You were home and you didn't want to go. No I slept the entire day because I came back. I came back from Houston. I woke up early as fuck and what what Larcher sent me something fucking crazy that we can't even wait. I want to see it. No, you have to share with the class. No, no, no, no. What is it? It's nothing. Marsh. It's the ramblings of a man with the twilight of his life Okay, well in any case I slept the entire day I was so I invited him and

You can share are you gonna share with everybody you want some I have to order a salad here no no here No, I don't want that It's pride month Wow, that's you know what this was a test and you passed. Thank you. That was so good She didn't mean like it's probably that was so good. We're gonna turn this into a commercial for what pride month. Yeah Staying above the influence No, we're gonna be like, no, it's Pride Month. And then it's gonna be like, stop anti-LGBTQ. Yeah, feel free to add that audio, no, it's Pride Month, to anything straight

anyone mentions ever. Yes, yeah, no, it's Pride Month. That was so serious, it was giving like the Hillary Duff, remember when she's like, quit saying that's gay. Yeah. That's what it was, I thought. Hey, it worked, I don't do that anymore. No, I don't, well, I do it. I do it now. I do it. I started saying it unironically. I started doing it ironically and then it started being unironic. Yeah. I'll be like, that's gay. Derogatory. I'll even emphasize the fact that it's derogatory. I do that all the time. Like that's so gay. And I do it in front of straight people. Liberal straight people is my favorite.

You also hit the F-slur so hard sometimes. No, I was just thinking about it. I was in your Discord. Did I say the F-slur every once in a while? Yeah, you do like the Snape. No. Like you really pop. I was like, I was saying earlier, I was like, yeah. I feel hate crime.

I was talking I was I was saying earlier I was like yeah hate crime. I was talking about your car I was like yeah, I'm fucking my cars faster than this on the little Jesus I don't know why but I'm so amused by being homophobic to Hassan. Yeah during pride month It's one of my favorites. You're the homophobic to me every month. That's not true Come on say you bully me the tides that's a true you know what I am bullying you well bully me all the time you hate crime me that's true well since it's pride month no since it's pride month oh we do have a game for you guys is it a gay we're

gonna wait I like giving people extra on the normal episode. I'm ready They're not doing anything. They're not doing anything tonight All right, let me just pull this out I'd be first I'd be what sure We have to kill him right I don't know Mark said yes for sure I don't know if the Mercy kill him I can't tell like sometimes I don't know if I can name one thing we actually talked about

Oh, Kaya just absolutely fucking turned my testicles into dust Are we playing a gay game? Yeah, I'm ready I'm sending it to Mars. I just had to find it Hmm the vertigo and the Absolute gut strike together. I'm I'm barely hanging in here I actually had to wake up at 6 a.m. To go catch those fish for you What time do you guys fish till? We fished for like seven hours.

God damn. Oh, I love this. Steakhouse or a gay bar. Steakhouse or a gay bar. I love this. Yeah, boy. Yeah. Thank you. I don't have more. No, that was very good. Do it again though.

Oh, I don't want to. I'm shy. Is it a steakhouse? Thank you. I don't have more. No, that was very good. Again though. I don't want to. I'm shy. Is it a steakhouse? Is it a gay bar? Yeah, boy. It's a gay bar. Yeah, boy. Yeah.

Your mouth is full. All right. Let's play the game. Okay. Steakhouse gay bar. Blaming Saddle Saloon. Oh, come on. Come on.

What? Can I guess? Yeah. Steakhouse. Are you even gay? That's a gay bar. Gay bar. It's a chain too.

They used to have one in the corner of Santa Monica. Gay bar. Big day. Big day for you guys. Yeah. All right. We got it right. Roscoe's Tavern.

Ooh. Steakhouse. Gay bar. Gay bar. Okay, so. day for you guys yeah all right wrong we got it right Roscoe's Tavern steakhouse gay bar gay bar okay so what kind of vibes the Roscoe give Roscoe well Roscoe I can only think of Roscoe's chicken and waffles hmm I'm gonna go I'm gonna go steakhouse gay bar okay next that in Seattle? I don't know. I didn't ask. It looks like Seattle. Buckhorn Exchange. Oh, steakhouse.

It sounds like a gay bar. That needs to be gay, but I think it is a steakhouse. Okay, it is a steakhouse. Good job, everybody. I think that's in Montana. Silverado. Oh, that's a gay bar in Portland, Oregon. What the Right. I'm gonna go gay bar too. Yeah, I mean I you said it so convincingly. It's also a strip club. Yep

Is that it? That's in Portland. Yeah, I love how this one is only discernible that it's a gay bar because next to the mountain of There's a That looks like that's the least inviting gay bar I've ever see that looks like that the least inviting gay bar I've ever said looks like a like a not very reputable establishment. No, I mean they moved it since then it's a new place now He knows like yeah ox got a house Ox is a steakhouse. There's no gay connotation with ox. I'm gonna say gay bar steakhouse Steakhouse, there's no gay connotation with ox. I'm gonna say gay bar steakhouse You guys are doing really good oil can Harry sounds like a fucking

Like you could get a mean suck and fuck at oil can Harry's or a good steak. It'd be nice if they did the one 50-50 this might be a gay bar that serves steak Or canola's dose. Let's see. Yeah, it's a gay bar. Can you do me a favor though? Can you look up the menu and see if oil? If you can order a fillet at oil can Harry's. Oh, it's an Austin.

Yep. Barbarians. That sounds like steakhouse. All right. Hang on. We're waiting. We're waiting on confirmation oil can Harry's menu. Can you order a steak?

Probably apps at most. Gentlemen, we are waiting with bated breath. That's impossible. No food. There's no food Stay ever Wow so off base the only steak they serve is dick stay Oh barbarians of steak fuck We didn't even lock it. No, I said steakhouse. That looks like a good steakhouse. I Want to go to Dan tan the hit post? What really you think yeah, they got a bar next I wanna go to Dan Tan. The hitching post. Gay bar. What, really? You think?

Yeah, steakhouse. Gay bar. Next. Dude, Austin's at 100%. Yeah, he's really, he's flying. He's done a good job. I mean, he told you the geographic location of one. He's been to a lot of these.

JR's? Oh, gay bar. Ooh! Ooh, okay. Well, JR's could be, there's definitely, if there's a gay bar named JR, there's definitely a steakhouse named JR's. I'm going steakhouse.

I'm gonna go steakhouse too. Hey. Gay bar. Gay bar. Fuck! No! Damn, not 100%. Your perfect record is over.

But there's definitely a steakhouse named JR's as well. That looks like a steakhouse. It might be. Oh, it could be Junior's. Junior's. Yeah. Fuck. Tahoe Joe's. That's a steakhouse It might be. Oh, it could be Junior's. Junior's. Yeah. Fuck.

Tahoe Joe's. Ugh. That's a steakhouse. No, Gabor. I feel like Tahoe's not very gay. Yeah, I don't think so either. I'm going steakhouse. Me too.

Come on. Gabor. Yeah! Oh, okay. Tahoe Joe, never love no man. Okay, okay, to be fair. Tahoe Joe, never takes it in the can. I love these because steakhouse the ones that we've seen are the least gay institutions in America it seems. I like that we just created a lot of lore that

Tahoe Joe is a man who only brags about how not gay he is. Yeah okay Western Sizzling feels like the name of a gay bar because it feels like straight people wouldn't, feels like a gay interpretation of a Western establishment. It also does sound a lot like a silly. It doesn't sound cool enough to be a gay bar. Sounds like a sizzler. Yeah, I'm gonna go Staycash. Okay.

Staycash! That's what I thought. Tahoe Joe, never loved I thought. Tahoe Joe! Never loved no man! Tahoe Joe! Woody's, I mean it could be a gay bar. I'm going gay bar on this one. I love Woody's as a gay bar name. I'm going, I'm going, if it's not a gay bar, missed opportunity.

Steakhouse. Steakhouse. There's a snake in my boot! And that snake is a dick! Stay bar, yep. There you go. I'm coming back. You are coming back.

Tahoo doo. You might be equal. I just realized you. Passan is abysmal. Yeah, I'm homophobe. I feel like Austin has been to all of these places. No, the Black Cap. That's a steakhouse.

That's a steakhouse. That's a steakhouse. Okay, steakhouse. No. What? Okay, can you order a steak at. That's a steakhouse. That's a steakhouse. Okay, steakhouse. No. What? Okay, can you order a steak at the Black Cap though? That looks like it's in the UK somewhere.

I need to know. Can you order a steak? Is this the rare 50-50 split? Rare as the Stratovarius. Where is that? The UK? What is that? That's London, yeah.

What does that flag say? It's the Black Cap, yeah. It's time to cat, yeah? It's time to suck a penis! In your pub all over the place. No, in your face all over the place. Oh, okay. And I think there's that asshole spread atop that.

A goat's ear? Yeah, that's a... Or an eyeball. Starfish. No, that looks like a spread butt. It's a chocolate starfish. Tah-hoo-doo! That looks like a spread, but it's a chocolate starfish They're not letting any of you get away with the poor canola stove

Serves a tasty steak or I am I'm never going to a gay bar again, Mr. C's. The name C isn't gay bar. Fuck! Steakhouse. Okay. Yeah. Well, Will is definitely. I love these photos because they are, this is like the least gay photo I've ever seen. Yeah.

The stri- okay. There's, there's both. That's gotta be a- yes. You think there's a strip house gay club There's gotta yes, maybe but it's definitely a steak. I think it's a are you trying to because you made oh you don't know I don't remember um Gay bar I'm going to steakhouse steakhouse Wow

Wow, Austin's falling apart. I know where that is. Never love no man. That's like as in Times Square, as near Times Square. I can tell. Oh, that's a steakhouse in Chicago. Wait, strip houses? No, cut. Yeah, steakhouse in Chicago.

I'll go with that. I'll go with that. Yeah. Maybe it's a steakhouse in a lot of places. It's a steakhouse. Yeah. Remingtons. I'm going to... I hope it's a fancy gay bar a lot of places. It's a steakhouse. Remingtons.

I'm going to gay bar. I hope it's a fancy gay bar where you have to be like, only butlers can go. I want there to be a gay bar called Remingtons. I'm going to go steakhouse. Austin can make up a point here. What, you want steakhouse? I want steakhouse.

I got to go gay bar. Yay. Look at that man. He's so gay. If we would have had it in that text, the anvil gay bar. Yeah, look at that man. He's so gay. If we would have had it in that text, the anvil gay bar. Gay bar, 100%. I'll go with that. Gay bar.

There's some serious fucking going on at the anvil. Yeah, there's some. Look at that. It's a bear bar. See? Yeah. You are fucking at the anvil. That's a bear bar.

That's a rough bar. Cubs go in there and they look for some rough trade. The anvil. The white horse inn also sounds like a bear bar. That's a rough car go in there for some love Yeah, the anvil the white horse in also sounds like a gay bar This is a gay bar where a lot of ketamine is consumed a hundred percent. Okay, the white horse in stay gals Where is this this has got to be probably in the... I've been to a bar. By the aesthetic it looks like it's... I've been to a bar called I think the White Horse. This is in the northeast somewhere.

No, I think there is a bar called the White Horse in LA. Don't ride the White Horse. Oakland. I've been to a bar called the White Horse in LA, but it wasn't called the White Horse in I guess. Yeah, White Horse is kind of a... Yeah. Alright. Common nomenclature for doing a little oh Can claim jumper is a is a is a steakhouse restaurant in Portland, Oregon just on the way to Mount Hood Jesus claim Jumper no, it's a chain. It's a chain all right. Yeah

That's not an appetizing name at all Yeah Okay. What the fuck? That's not an appetizing name at all. Yeah. Claim jumper? That doesn't make sense. Dude, if you dropped the I, fire name for a lesbian. Yeah, that'd be awesome. The clam jumper is where lesbians get down. Mm-hmm.

Many Suzuki's are buzzed. That was a really fun game. Good job. Happy Pride Month. If you played along at home, let us know who you beat in the comments. Probably me, probably me. Probably Hasan. Tahoe Joe! Never love no man. At home let us know who you beat in the comments Go See you on the patreon everybody patreon.com slash fear and here we go very happy

We go start over I only get naked in front of my friends ever having sex chill we're having sex anyway sorry this is gross no we're talking about having sex I know but I felt gross saying that and I like to apologize I'm so sorry this is a gay positive podcast. You can be trained so much. Wait. We need to do an episode where we just watch edits.

That'd be fun. Yeah. Oh, dude. The edits have gotten, the edits have gotten. So that's the other thing about our podcast. You have a few saved? Yeah. Is I think part of the reason our viewership is going up and like the episodes are performed yetter

is I do think there's an economy of people now that make these incredible edits that get almost more visibility than the actual pod. Yeah, y'all are so good at that. Okay. Yeah. Fear and Film Fest.