Fear& - The GREATEST Day Of Hasan's Life | Fear&

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

Welcome back to another episode of the pressesc i mean fear& podcast, sorry getting my days mixed up here - it was my birthday last thursday and admittedly ive been on a bit of a 4 day bender while also launching a new pod over the weekend in the process + trying to make sure i keep up with all of my normal responsibilities in the process. 29 is taking a physical toll on my body thank you for watching and support im not really sure how much juice i got left in me. Anyway this week they talk about billy goat ball surgeries and bullying austin okay goodbye ill be back next weekend probably ✨EXTRA BONUS EPISODES BELOW✨ 😀Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 🔊https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod  00:00:00 - welcome to the family 00:01:45 - time to bully austin 00:03:25 - 2018 scam marketplace 00:05:22 - qt is back 00:06:30 - dont ask about scheduling 00:07:47 - girlie pops youre safe now 00:10:13 - the best friends hot photoshoot 00:11:25 - swiftie get held accountable 00:15:29 - loving people together 00:16:09 - manscapped 00:17:47 - do I bleep out these names 00:20:00 - the best day of hasans life 00:21:32 - that was personal 00:21:33 - the best day of hasans life 00:24:04 - will at the pbc 00:26:40 - spongebob krabby patty 00:30:44 - randomize orders at tacobell 00:32:01 - 2003 snl animation skit 00:37:16 - go watch willneffs adult swim show 00:39:47 - AMERICA ME UP 00:41:03 - hold up 00:41:44 - AMERICA ME UP 00:44:07 - 20,000 surgeries 00:48:12 - la doctor wow 00:50:46 - they changed the intro song 00:54:14 - disney new land 00:56:50 - Halloween horror nights 00:58:22 - all the costume ideas 01:01:40 - costume twitter thread 01:05:00 - outro #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Will, I'm just, I'm listening. There are only 110 calories for two. Oh, no. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear Ann Podcast where your favorite family, your favorite loving family is back together. That's right. We welcome our sister. What is this? Cutie Cinderella. Like this general conference. What is this? Cutie Cinderella.

Like this general conference? What's happening? Wait, does this sound like a Mormon thing? Yeah, sisters. Welcome back. You look great. You look rejuvenated after you took two weeks of PTO. How are you feeling, Cutie?

Wow. Yo, he was following. He has a calendar at home. He marks it. That's crazy. Look, I have been here consistently since I fell off the face of the earth. Since you took six weeks at PTO. Actually, it was three, but it did feel like six.

I think it was six. I think we all think it's six. I think it's six. It was three, whatever. Somebody count. Whatever. I think we should go right into our first segment. I think this should be a segment.

You know how we have a sound effect for America Me Up? Yeah. I think we need a sound effect for It's Time to Bully Austin. Oh, I'm ready. So like some grunt. I thought this would be a fun one to go into. I'm ready for it. I like that. I think you'll enjoy this a lot. I love bullying Austin. I don't know what you're getting

bullied for. Ladies and gentlemen, Austin showed you to do programs. Yes. Royales, if you will. And he'd have prizes in those royales. Yes. Obviously, I won one that I was never given a prize for. But Hasan won one once upon a time. And he was given a pair of Grim Reaper off-white shoes. Why don't you go ahead and pull those up, Marsh?

Yeah, very expensive, by the way. Very expensive. I'll be honest, I have no idea what this is called. I won so many times there was never a price. The shoes were not my size. Okay, go ahead and pull up a price on those, Marsh, please. I remember those. Wow.

So, you know what's really interesting, though? What is it? There's a trend that's been going on lately where people, look at his face, where people I'm so confused. will take their shoes in to stores in West Hollywood. I know where this is going. To see if they're real or not. Well, to sell them.

Well, to sell them, but also to check if they were authentic. Uh-huh. So, I took a trip. Oh, no. To West Hollywood, to one of those stores with those Grim Reapers. This is fucking crazy. An Austin show. They were fake?

Those, oh, look at them. No. They were fake. You got us on fake shoes. Wait, that's awesome. Which is great because. That's awesome. Because I didn't.

Okay, this is the tea. Oh, it's awesome? No, it's awesome because you got fake shoes. It wasn't even my size. The craziest thing is this is a sponsor from like 2018. Sure. It wasn't even my size. I gave them to Will.

So let me give some context here. I had a sponsor back in 2018. I think it was like some sort of crypto... Some sort of like child abuse. No, no, no. It was back when it was cool, all right? Right. It was never cool. like child abuse no no no it wasn't it was back when it was cool all right right it was never it was i want child abuse no no no no so it was like some sort of like uh i forget what the fuck it was called anyway they paid a lot of money whatever it was

and part of the deal was is it was like this marketplace yeah and every and they wanted me to give away prizes to the winner of every show. And they would tell me what I could give away. Yeah. And this was one of the prizes that they give away. I'm now just finding out that all the shit that they gave away was fucking fake. So I've decided to make this right.

Okay. Tomorrow you have a 1v1 against Hasan Piker. Yes. And I've decided. That if Hasan wins, I gotta give you that? No, if Hasan wins, you have to go buy him

those shoes in West Hollywood. In my size. In his size. That's like insane. And the price went up. The price did go up. Okay, well then you gotta

pay me $1,300 if I kick that ass. Whoa! Yeah, come on. You ripped him off in the first place. He doesn't give a fuck. He wouldn't even know

they existed. You owe me those shoes regardless. That closet is like a Neiman Marcus. You know what? We're gonna let the chat decide. He doesn't give a fuck. He wouldn't even know they existed. You owe me those shoes regardless. That closet is like a Neiman Marcus. You know what? We're going to let the chat decide.

We're going to go to the comments. We're going to go to the comments. I'm sure they're going to be in favor. That's crazy. I'm so sorry

that that happened to you. Don't apologize to me. You gave them to him. The company doesn't exist anymore. I wonder why. Yeah, like that's crazy. That's crazy.

Yeah, it was awesome. I think it was a marketplace where people would sell shoes. He said that they were fake fast too. Really? You didn't have to look at them very long. Okay, so this was a marketplace where they sold, I think the thing that I was promoting was a marketplace that sold verified shoes. I don't remember.

Look. I think it's awesome. Thank you. This was back in 2018, all right? Yeah. Back in the Wild West. This was a long time ago. Wild West, but I am so sorry. Look. I think it's awesome. Thank you. This is back in 2018, all right? Yeah. Back in the Wild West. This is a long time ago. Wild West, but I am so sorry.

No. Good segment. Cutie. Cutie, welcome back. You've been gone. Let me give you the floor. Since you've been gone. What have you been doing?

What have you been doing that caused you to be 35 minutes late to the podcast? She was working. I had a sponsor. Yes. Yeah. I had a sponsor that I had to make a cake for, and the cake wasn't baking fast enough.'t baking fast enough so i was sitting there and i was like and as soon as the cake was done i pulled it and left but ledwig wasn't home to take the cake out and my assistant is off today so i just had to watch it my house on fire sue me also there's really cute baby raccoons in my backyard

and i did stop and stare at them for a little bit oh i love raccoons but they're like really there's four babies and one mom what'd you do with with your PTO? Um, honestly, my taxes. Oh, you do your taxes on your own? She does her father's taxes as well. I do my father's taxes. You do your own taxes? Well, no, no, no. My tax guy, but I had to go through and comb through all my transactions and, but my taxes

are done and I paid them and it sucked. So you submitted your taxes to your tax guy? Yeah. But I paid them. That's demanding. That's demanding. Don't you have a- It took forever. Yeah. I have thousands have forever yeah i have thousands of transactions tax guy that does that for you now i do for 2024 but not for 2023 notice that like every time we were filming the podcast

cutie was also streaming well don't even get me started on scheduling with you bitches. Don't get me started. Don't let us get started. Are you? Yeah. I'm always available. And not me. Oh, oh. Not me.

All of you. All of you little assholes. Wait, hold on. Except me. I post my schedule in the thing. Excuse you. And I say, hey, when is available? Can we do this on a weekday for once in everyone's goddamn life?

Excuse you. No. I am always available. I don't know who to point i the problem is is my fingers go all this is my stream time right now yeah i am the one who compromises every week oh no that's not true you don't really just you realize i also stream at night will do you realize that i changed my schedule to stream during the day i'm a night streamer so why are you why are you blaming me these fucking assholes i what i have i book a flight on thursday friday saturday and sunday every week because i don't know when we're gonna film and i take one of them and refund the rest of them that's what i have to do uh the first week i was incredibly sick

actually and i got last week i was still sick but i was sick of you guys too and your scheduling problems i was sick last week last don't say wow last week's I was still sick, but I was sick of you guys, too, and your scheduling problems. I was sick last week when I was here. Don't say wow. Last week's scheduling was actually, like, worse than most things. No, I agree. I agree, too. Yeah, I said in the chat, I'm going to kill myself. Yeah.

Enough of us wanting to kill ourselves. What's going on in Girly Pop Nation? Oh, Girly Pop Nation, we have some good stuff. Fuck yes. I don't think you guys know this. Okay, wait. I have to send Marsh a tweet. So, Angel Reese. Yes. guys know this. Okay, wait. I have to send Marsh a tweet. So, Angel

Reese. Yes. You know her. Fantastic basketball player. Angel Reese has a podcast and she had Travis Kelsey's ex on. So, whatever. Drama. So, I have a few things. There's some nuance here. But let me send you

the clip, Marsh. Phil, while I find clip, I have it. That's how you feel? Haven't we heard from a reliable source? Reliable sources that Travis Kills' ex was kind of mean? Yes. What are a reliable source? I'm not going to say that.

No, I'm not going to say that. Firsthand account. Okay. She was terribly rude to people in LA nightlife. Ooh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

That's the tea. That's the hot goss that we got, cutie. How about you bring us something we don't know? They deleted the tweet? Okay. I just have to find the clip on my own then. I saved the tweet link. Okay.

While you're pulling that up, girly pop nation style. Can we try these? Well, we can try cuties cookies. I've been waiting to try them as well. Cutie. I will not try them. Why? Why not? I'm on the camp canoe diet.

Oh, you're still okay. You still look great. You look great. I look better. You look down another five. God damn. Waxed right now. I mean, I don't know.

I don't know if you saw the photo that I posted the other day on Instagram, but you can kind of start seeing my abs. Yeah, anybody's abs. Get your pussy ass in the tub. I'm sick of it. You're going to be flabbergasted. Leave that in.

He deserves it. Wow. Whoa. You can't know. My nipples got hard. Every time I call you the F- the f sir y'all get offended by it messed up you you put a little stink to it you have to remember that we growing up were probably called the f slur more than you i feel that is actually true no no

when i were fat kids i know but when i call you like i feel guilty that i just said that i feel dirty it's your word. Okay. Get your, you got it. You got to get in the tub. You keep flexing this body and you're not going to get in my bathtub. I have a caveat for this.

Um, I flexed so hard for that photo that later that day I sneezed and I almost died. I think I had a, but you're looking very, you look really good. Thank you. I think you and I should do some kind of best friends,

hot photo shoot. I'm down. I would like to do, why don't we just do the stupid calendar again? Okay. Sorry. The boys are talking. Excuse me.

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I'm working for 10 fucking minutes. I don't know. I had it saved. Peace and love, Girly Pop Nation. Yeah. Girly Pop Nation is fucking up right now. Here's what I think we should do. You know how, who's the one guy who did the erotic stuff for charity? He's got a deep voice. Markiplier. Oh, yeah.

What if we do one of those as a fundraiser for something? Okay. Like for reconstructing after the hurricane. You and I. I like that. Now he can hurricane you and i i like that all right now he can't say no i like it wait what do you mean i can't say no i'm down to do that i would love to do that i'm down i'm so down to do like amazing i'm happy for you activities with you will it's just i'm so down hot boys hot boys hot boys yeah so happy for you guys boys sorry this is like a boys only thing.

I saw you eating pizza last week, so you've really let yourself go. Damn, don't let them talk to you like that. No, I'm not. My body speaks for itself, baby. It does. His body be speaking. It speaks. Not my legs.

Have you found it? Yes. Angel Reese has her podcast and she has Travis Kelsey's ex on it. Whose name is Kayla. And Kayla shares some thoughts and let's just watch it. And then we're going to unpack it because there's lots of directions to go here. Okay. See each other.

Like, are you guys cool right now? I mean, I would probably like hit him with a head nod. We've seen each other. Yeah. We've seen each other in public spaces, but it's, i think that we're both aware of the nature of his new situation that there's just no room really for us to communicate or acknowledge each other publicly without it being spun into something crazy so we just keep it moving is that wow thanks i loved you guys together wait she says wait i think that's a very fair statement. Yeah, that was healthy. Okay, Swifties.

Maybe we were wrong about this lady. This is Travis's ex. Yes, Kayla. Gotcha. Yeah. So Swifties went insane. Why? That was such a fair way of dealing with that. Swifties went insane.

Guys, Swifties, Swifties. Listen, hey, meeting of Torture Poets Department has commenced. Welcome in. Swifties went a little cookie beans. They said, how the fuck is she talking about a relationship that happened two and a half years ago still? Swifties, I love you. Peace and love.

My family. Oh, you know what it is. Angel asked. But also, it's like, they're 16. They're not, though. They're not though. They're my age. Their conception of two years is probably like way. No, they're my age.

They're my age. Don't, hey, Swifties, we have to be held accountable sometimes. Okay. Okay. Well, I just, yeah, I don't, that's, I feel like that was a very healthy response. Yeah. I thought she was going to be super toxic, but that was like a really, she basically said like, hey, we have a

perfectly fine relationship, but we're not at the point where we can really talk. Also because like we know if we talk at all what the national media would do. That's not even a Swifty thing. That's like true. They put her on the Jumbotron at football games more than the coaches now. Imagine like this is my

thing. Imagine we're at Chili's. And, and no, I'm with you brother i'm i'm really because it felt like you just stabbed no we're gonna be talking about okay imagine you know you're at chili's and you're there with me and your ex comes up and starts talking to you great whatever you're like yeah of course nice oh you look great probably give him a hug i hope your life is good you You know, blah, blah, blah. The thing is, is if Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey are at Chili's and Kayla goes up to them, media, right? We understand. Yeah.

Yeah. So that's the problem. But a lot of Swifties. So I'm giving you Swifties perspective. They were upset because she referred to it as a situation. She was like, due to his new situation. And they're like, that's very disrespectful to Taylor. No,

I honestly don't think he was referring to the relationship as a situation. I think he was referring, she was referring to like his situation now as like America. That's what, that's how I took it. But a lot of people are against Kayla for a lot of reasons. Cause she has talked about Travis Kelsey like a lot,

but obviously like it's what gets her clicks. Like she's not, why would she stop doing that? But, but. Wait, what does she talk to him about? She'll just talk about him. Yeah. Like she's talked about like dating him and like stuff like that.

Like just like. In a positive or negative way? Listen, I feel. In just a way. I feel very conflicted about this because as I said, some of my friends have had personal interactions with her and said that she was rather rude at LA nightclubs. So I came in expected to go hot on this.

But that was not a bad behavior. That was super healthy. That was actually like healthier than average people that that break up and maintain a level of toxicity. I think she talked about it. Well, I think Angel Reese is the weirdo, the beardo for being like, I loved you two together. Well,

Angel Reese is still kind of views. Also, Angel Reese is like 21 years old. So weird. I loved you two together. I loved you and your ex together. It's been three years, but like, what do you say to like, thanks. I miss you two together. I loved you and your ex together. It's been three years, but what do you say to like, thanks?

I miss them so much. I don't know. Do you ever love people together? Do you ever like a couple that you saw in the past and you're like, wow, they were so good together. Selena and Justin Bieber. Yeah, something like that. No, I don't care that much.

Okay. You ever miss a couple? I'm trying. Okay. You ever miss a couple? I'm trying to think. Do I miss a couple? Tom and Nicole. Yeah. Kidman? Yeah.

Were they a couple? I thought they were just an eyesore show. Oh, they were definitely a couple. Tommy and Pam? Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. See? Whoa! We're going to take a quick break.

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But you got to use the code FEAR at manscaped.com. That's 20% off and free shipping with the code FEAR, F-E-A-R, at manscaped.com. I think we just opened up a new market. Would you miss Travis? No. I don't give a shit. You're on to the next one. I think people get really confused on the type of Swifty I am. No, no, no. I don't care about who she's dating. I really don't give a shit. You're on to the next one. I think people get really confused

on the type of Swifty I am. No, no, no. I don't care about who she's dating. If the album was fire, she'd develop resentment. I really don't give a shit. I don't give a shit on who she's dating. I don't.

I just like her music. I'm sorry. I never have. There are unmentionables on this podcast whose names we cannot bring up. I feel like during her last relationship, you were none too pleased and met with Maddie Healy yeah that's not true you can check the fucking tapes no no she

Swifties were mad at Maddie Healy she was like not she was like I was like let the girl do what she wants to do yeah thank you you remember you guys have this weird brain warp where you like like I think I am I wasn't talking about Maddie Healy necessarily. John Mayer. There are unmentionables in the, I think it's weird that a 29 year old dated a 19 year old. I think there are unmentionables. It's fucking weird.

I think that's weird. Well, it's not just him. There's some other unmentionables as well. I feel like you, the fuck did she date Voldemort? What's going on? I don't know who they're talking about.

I don't even know who she did. Is anything else going on no uh jay jill hall i don't care well we mentioned his name do we have to bleep that out anyway um uh but overall i will have to say swifties um that you know maybe we went a little too hard on kayla and i'm sure there's other. I didn't listen to the whole podcast, but we went a little too hard on Kayla. And also I have to say, because I think I love Swifties. I am a Swifty.

But some of the Swifties were like, why is she talking about this relationship that happened two and a half years ago still? And it's like, guys, Taylor wrote would have, should have, could have two years ago about a relationship that happened 10 years ago. Like chill.

You got to chill. Like it's fine to talk about your past. happened 10 years ago. Like, chill. You gotta chill. Like, it's fine to talk about your past. Like, it's, you know. Anyway. And also, people have this perception that you have to be on bad terms with your ex. No. You should be on happy terms. Exactly. That's what the dream is to be on happy terms. You should be on happy terms. There's no reason. It didn't work out for that moment in life.

You move on and find happiness. But you were still best friends at one point, so why would you stop being best friends? Nobody can take that moment of your life away from you. Anyway, this meeting with the Tortured Poets Department is adjourned. Can I talk about the best date of my life?

Oh, now I feel bad. Are you happy? I am. I'm very happy. Do you look right now, this shirt, my dad has that exact shirt. It looks like the Texas flag. Yeah. Anyway. Or the French one.

Today, normally I would have streamed for eight to ten hours, as always. Covering awful things that are happening all around the world. Being laser focused on Twitter. What is up with this guy? world being laser focused on twitter but instead of doing that i was invited to play in a basketball tournament with 16 content creators all most of them were basketball content creators some of them played at a very high level including division one ncaa nba, people that actually genuinely still go out and play with NBA players during training. Talking about Ludwig.

Is he out there? I am not talking about Ludwig. Jesser was the one who invited me of Too Hype. He's also at 100 Thieves. He wanted me to play with them. It was a one-on-one basketball tournament, 16 players, single elimination bracket. Arch, can you give me a Diet Coke?

Insane. Sorry. That's what I'm talking about. Insane. That's what I'm talking about. Get your snacks before the flight takes off. 15-minute monologue. Come on.

Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry that I'm not fucking talking about how an old woman slighted me on an airplane. And instead have something different to bring up. Someone get this guy some Subway service. That'd be fine. Anyway.

Sorry. Continue. Single elimination, 16 players. These guys are all very good. Like a lot of very, very good basketball players, including Chris, also from Too Hype. I went in with no expectations. I was supposed to be the underdog. I was supposed to be the underdog.

I was supposed to be the person that is like, you know, going to get owned pretty early on. I played against a content creator who wasn't a basketball player in my first round. He was 18 years old. He's like a Hassan Abiy head. Apparently he's like a family YouTuber.

He's like the kid in a family YouTuber there. I don't know. Is it like the kid that opens toys? No, no, not Ryan's toy reviews. That would have been really funny though funny though um his name i'm gonna give it to you right now and then we can even look this up potentially hudson matter okay of the matter family anyway so uh i played against him what's the matter family i beat him but that was normal that was

expected right cool yeah he doesn't look like that anymore he's 18 he's he's actually a wonderful guy I beat him, but that was normal. That was expected, right? Cool. Yeah. He doesn't look like that anymore. He's 18. He's actually a wonderful guy. I just. Hassan's bragging about being a child. No, that's not. He doesn't look older in any of these photos.

No, he does. Yeah. See, the bottom one is a little bit better. He's 18. Anyway, it doesn't matter. He was invited. There was a 15-year-old there as well who cooked, actually. He's like one of the top prospects in the country.

I forget his name. So nice they invited Jason the Ween. Yeah, no, Jason the Ween was also invited, and he got destroyed. That makes sense. By not a basketball player, which made it even funnier. So in any case, I beat him. That was fine. That was one thing.

The 18-year-old kid? And then up next, yes. Up next, I had someone who was significantly better. Chris from 2Hype. Okay. He's 6'10". He's a lethal shooter. Yeah.

And I pulled off the greatest upset of the entire video that is going to be out late November. Nice. Well, you just spoiled it, Bozo. No, I asked if I could talk about it. He's like, yeah, it's fine. As long as you don't say you won. You spoiled it for me, an avid watcher. We are so proud of you.

Well, regardless, 8-0. Wait, wait, wait. Let me look at your face. You win the whole thing? I'm not going to say anything. Good job, baby. Yeah, I'm not saying anything. Wait for the video to come out.

But the point I wanted to make was i spent very little time on my phone yeah and i spent the entire day playing basketball with people who are much better than me and it was fucking awesome yeah i gotta do that that's amazing athletics great i came right from the pbc uh pickleball court that's right the pbc went five no today that's expected that we do that's expected yeah you are literally you got a fucking racquetball or whatever what is it called is it racquetball it's well no what was the scholarship paddle no what is the scholarship you got a scholarship to go play like college collegiate level athletics for squash squash yeah i. I didn't take it.

Are you just beating up old ladies? No, it's Creator League. Oh, Creator League. That's awesome. It's a lot of fun. I'm going to move to LA. Is there a gay night? No, no. Is there indoor soccer or something that I can play?

Or outdoor soccer? Why are you laughing at me? There's not a Creator League. What the fuck does that have to do with pickle at me? There's not a creator. What the fuck does that have to do with pickleball? Cause he wants, he wants to play a sport. I want to play a sport. Then you get your ass out on the pickleball court.

Okay. You can play basketball. There's a golf one. I'm never going to play basketball. Nobody likes to play the sports that I'm good at. I like to be honest. There actually is a really competitive soccer scene, but you're going to have to learn spanish oh see yeah okay you're good no those those soccer leagues are super competitive they play all the

time yeah there's also a big like there's also a big basketball scene as well uh like a u or something like there is like a lot of intramural sports in Los Angeles if you get into it. But they are... It's not a joke. My finger is still broken from when we played in Austin. It's still fudged up. Yeah, we fucked it up. It was me and Will versus the world.

In soccer? Yeah. I don't understand. Hasan looks at me like I'm not an athlete. You are an athlete. Thank you. You just said they'd fuck me up. You're Baker Gayfield.

No, I meant like those guys take it really seriously. Yeah, they take it really seriously. I take it very seriously. I don't think Hassan fucks with you. What? I don't think he fucks with you. No, he doesn't fuck with me. Are you staying here tonight?

Yeah. God damn it. I am. I am staying here. I already put my bags in my room. God damn it. Thank you for cleaning it, by the way. Yeah, you're welcome.

Thanks for getting rid of my old protein drinks. Can I have a sandwich tonight? I've been trying to get him to make me a... He makes a ham sandwich every night. I know, it's his one thing. And it's fucking so good. Thank you for bringing something good. Congratulations on your victory.

Thank you. I felt really good not being online for the whole day. Anything else you wanted to talk about? No. That's it. Austin, we've all brought stuff. I want to eat these cookies. You can try the cookies. I brought stuff but I was really high when I thought of these things.

There's a couple of cool things that are happening out in the food industry right now. Okay. One of which is Wendy's has released the SpongeBob. Krabby Patty. Krabby Patty. I heard it's ass.

Right? I heard it's just a Dave single. Um, there's a trend going around where people show up to the drive-thru of Wendy's and play a SpongeBob-related tune to order their Krabby Patty. Okay. And it's driving people across the country crazy that work at Wendy's. I think it would make me happy. Marsh, I think there's a... By the way, I don't know if you guys saw, but the Dodgers beat the Padres.

Yeah, they're going to the Worlds. Well, no. Oh. But they will be playing more games. So we still have another chance to do the 999. Just bring that up while we're waiting for you to bring this clip up. I'm down. I'm just going to pick a random one.

Okay. I am not trying ever again. I'm Mr. Down, dude. What does that fuck this shit up? You saw how hard I tried to get everyone to go to the freaking baseball game. Yeah, but I had already given up. This is the problem, Will. You'll try, and then I'll try.

We're on different wavelengths. We got to sync our cycles. Why are these salty? No, she had my back. Why are you mad? They're delicious. I'm not. They're incredible, but the pumpkin ones are fantastic. These are these salty? No, she had my back. Why are you mad? They're delicious. I'm not. They're incredible.

But the pumpkin ones are fantastic. So this is a new trend. Also, speaking of pumpkins, did you? Yes. They're in the car. I couldn't carry them. I have a little baby arms. This is a new trend that's going across the country, and it's going viral on TikTok.

Let's see it. This is Austin asking us to go do this. Let's see it. No, I don't think we should go do this. I think it's awful. Hey, you're a hero. You're a rogue. You think of it, you're magical. When you get home to the wonderful crappy daddy, what can we get? do this. No, I don't think we should go do this. I think it's awful.

Pause! Pause! What the fuck was that? I don't know. Is that part of the trend? I know. That guy's not into it. What did he just say? I think he had a stroke. Hey there, home there, world. You think of choosing the magical Wendy's home to the wonderful Krabby Patty?

What can we get started for you? Pause. He said, hey there, ho there. Thanks for choosing the magical Wendy's home of the Krabby Patty. What can I get you started with? We need this sort of enthusiasm back in the American workforce. Look at this. That was, I have never gone to a drive-thru. It's always like, what do you want?

Yeah. Well, a lot of these are like this because people have been getting fed up at what's happening. Okay, let's see what the response, well, I mean, to be fair, after that intro, you can do whatever you want. Yeah. Oh, this is what people have been doing. I'd bust it down. Oh, you know exactly why I'm here.

Charlie? You want one of those grabby fatties? Don't kiss Squidward. I'm Goofy Goober! That seems great. Go to another video. People just doing this all over the desk. I'm going to be honest. That drive-in guy, A, was probably very high

and two, loved what was happening because he said, you want one of them Krabby Patties, don't you? Is it done? I'm a big star! Significantly less hype song. But that's what they've been doing. Also, I don't think that got... Okay.

See, that's not a receptive person. For the Krabby Patty meal? Yeah. Anything else? No, that's it. I go with those. Can we order a Krabby Patty meal right now? Like over the phone?

We can door dash it. Yeah, I'm going to order one right now so we can try it. Oh, that's a great idea. Okay. See? You order that. I'll order it. Pretty good. I'll order this. idea okay see huh you order that pretty good huh pretty good not a bad segment austin the uh the uh nothing to do with planes the other one is uh taco bell has released a new because i love going to taco bell right yeah love going to taco bell never know going to Taco Bell. Never know what to get from Taco Bell.

They have a new feature on their app where you can randomly hit a button and it'll create a random order for you. What? Why would anyone want to do that? Because you're drunk and you don't know what to get at fucking Taco Bell. I think it's brilliant. I think it's genius. Everybody's in their phones.

Well, I'm trying to get us the Kyson app. You can't order a fucking Krabby Patty on the motherfucking... You gotta go to the drive-thru to harass one of the workers? everybody's in their phones. I'm trying to get us the crabby patty on the motherfucking drive-thru to harass one of the workers. You can't order the burger either. Do we have anybody that can make a fucking point of living? Yeah. Do we have anybody that can

go get us? We don't have friends. Yes. What the fuck? I have so many friends. Oh, what's Caroline doing? Don't make her go do it While we're on the Spongebob note There is a Spongebob video I want to show you guys That's like pretty crazy

Now we're cooking We can get the kaisenat Oh my god No, we're not doing McDonald's How many kaisenat chicken We're not doing McDonald's, it's BDS What's BDS? Boycott, divestments, and sanctions

But Kaisenat You ruin everything I care about I'm starving What are you going to say about the Talk Tua podcast? What? That's what I thought She's BDS She's in BDSM

Play this Spongebob video, which is pretty crazy. There's some interesting lore here. I'm sorry, Kitty. I want to talk about... This is going to be good for... I want to hear Will's perspective on this. As a former SNL fan, you probably don't like the current state of SNL.

I think there are some very funny people on SNL right now. There are, but the broader strokes of SNL. I think there are some very funny people on SNL right now. Okay. Yeah, there are, but the broader, I think the broader strokes of SNL has become like very different than what this was. So in 2003, Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob. Yeah. Acted in an SNL animation. Yeah. And Saturday TV fun house.

Yeah. This, this right here is like a, a markedly different tone that SNL used to take when they used to be, in my opinion, a lot more bold with their comedy. Here, play this full screen. Hey, we could make our own cartoon about Iraq. Bush, that's a great idea. If I were Carter, I'd kiss you. We can win this war!

Let's get rid of that dividend tax and get rid of Ahmed! USA! U.S. I don't know. Cut. Okay, people, let's take it from the top. Just relax, kid. I'm sorry, guys.

I consider myself a patriot, but I'm not comfortable doing this. I mean, it just seems really racist. Who, Ahmed? He's just a typical Iraqi. You have him eating bald eagle heads. Do you do that? Different cultures like different foods. I don't know.

What about this part? You want me to sponge up all of the urine in America and then squeeze myself over Saddam Hussein's mouth? Listen, punk, I can make one phone call and have the catch-and-jammer kids here before you're in your limo. Look, I have the utmost respect

for all of you, even Ford, but I just can't do this. Good for you, Mr. Pants. Hey, do you guys want to use Yasmin Bleeth? I kind of told her we might have something for her. Pants. Hey, do you guys want to use Yasmin Bleeth? I kind of told her we might have something for her. Go away. I declare cold yellow.

Hold him for questioning. Check his hard drive for child porn. I don't even have a computer. Was this SNL? Yeah. Holy shit. So SNL, like, and this is... They used to have a lot of segments, most famously the ambiguously gay duo that ran on a segment of animated shorts called Saturday TV Funhouse.

So what ended up happening? So obviously this entire bit is about like criticizing America's like overtly racist propaganda to justify the war on terror. It was aired in 2003, which is pretty crazy at a time when like, yeah, you could get canceled pretty quickly. If you, we were all the way in.

Okay. France was like, we're not going to invade Afghanistan. We, we changed the name to freedom fries for a little bit. This is a bit of an American me up segment that just kind of happened. That's crazy. Were the Democrats on board at the time? Fuck yeah. Anyway, everyone was on

board. If you weren't on board, you were a terrorist. So in response, basically, because he used the SpongeBob Boys, Paramount made Tom Kenny sign a contract giving Paramount approval of all uses of the SpongeBob Boys. That was their retaliation to that. Oh, wow.

SpongeBob's so based though yeah so one i guess like i mean i don't know i was shocked because i had not seen this before and i was shocked at like how edgy the comedy was because that's edgy as fuck like they're talking about how the government will put child porn in your hard drive and like arrest you right it's like this is that is out of control Saturday Night Live used to take it right to the limit for a lot of their sketches for sure what the fuck happened

they don't do that anymore at all they had Mudang as Chapel Roan the other day and it was very funny I want to kill myself every part of this subject matter that we talked about every part like oh the drive-thrus oh taco bell has a fucking application that that uh if you can't really choose what kind of taco you want it randomizes it for you excuse you we are becoming no not you guys oh we as a nation are a dying empire okay we are fucking dying i'm so

sorry i just want my kaisen at burger and i want to listen to ksi's new song yeah and i want i don't know what to order talk about i think everything have you seen mudang have you seen the menu nothing about pesto there is no more art there is no more art there's no more artistic interpretation there is no like emotion invoking thought provoking uh mediums out there at all everything is for mass consumption everything has to be everything has to be like oh this is what i'm consuming the ksi song isn't that lame oh the cyber truck isn't that fucking weird looking oh yeah let's all buy it so like it's just oh god i'm sorry if only there was someone out there making art like myself and the body head cartoon premiering on adult swim november the 15th no no no it's like an episode came out the pilot full

pilots coming out november 15th on adult swim but yeah second episode right now on the internet go watch it have you watched one of the episodes on your stream yet? I have not. I get overstimulated by weird animation style. I want to watch it right now. Cutie, you're just making shit up. No, I really don't. Overstimulated by weird animations.

I couldn't watch Courage the Cowardly Dog. It really stresses me out. Oh, that scared me the fuck out of me. Yeah, because it was scary. Or Meat Canyon, the way he draws really, or Beavis and Butthead, I can't. Ed, Edd n It really stresses me out. Oh, that scared me the fuck out of me. Or Meat Canyon, the way he draws really, or Beavis and Butthead, I can't. Ed, Edd n Eddy would stress me out. You just lie and tell the people.

It's going to be awesome. Most people don't have my problems. I have their problems. I'm just telling you, I started watching it. I have your problems. Don't tell him that. I don't have her problems. I started watching it because I wanted to hear your voice, but I had... So you're telling me that none of you have watched my cartoon? No, I listened to it all.

I listened to it. None of you have watched my cartoon? He did. He didn't. No. Marsh did. Of course Marsh did. I listened to it.

Because Marsh is my friend. It counts as a watch if I listened. I had to look away. It caused a visceral reaction. I've been taking away. I can't even watch anime most of the time. Whenever people like get punched and stuff comes out of their nose. My dream is coming true.

And my friends are not supporting me. We listened to a half hour of basketball talk. But you guys can't spare five minutes to watch a cartoon. It's only five minutes long. Yes. It's three tiny little YouTube shorts. Oh my God.

I was trying to schedule out an entire hour. It's five minutes. An hour? That's a cartoon. I thought it was going to be a long time. You know what? Fuck me. I'm going to make awesome gay ads. This is a genuine appeal to the people watching

Girly pop nation, army of gays. There's no army of gays. The Piker stands, my fans, please. If you have the time, go to the YouTube,

leave a comment, watch it. It would mean a great deal to me because if it gets enough support on the internet and then when it airs on November 15th, it will be picked up by adult swim and there will be a full season made with 15-minute episodes. And we're really excited about that. So please, if you have any time, this is my ad read to you. Go watch Bodyhead.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I know you two are always worried about how virile you are. What does that word mean? Like your ability to reproduce, your sexual energy. Oh, I'm not really stressed about that. I mean, I definitely, I'm not.

All the time, it's all you talk about. And that's why this week's America Me Up is for you. Eagle scream. Header. Animation of me holding sparklers. Quick clip of the blue angel. All right, we're back. Nice.

Thanks for the new header. We are talking about John Romulus Brinkley. Ramus. Romulus andinkley. Ramus. Romulus and Ramus. I know them. Wait. Ramus killed Romulus. That's why Rome is named Rome.

Right. But his name is John Romulus Brinkley. You want your cookie? No. Have you guys ever heard of John Romulus Brinkley? No. No. Okay.

John Romulus Brinkley was a doctor in the 1920s, famous for being a little bit of a snake oil salesman. He was a little bit of a grifter, a little bit of a ne'er-do-well. And his specialty was, how many fucking cookies are you going to eat during my segment? Don't shame him. What's wrong? You're a cookie in both hands.

Will, I'm just just i'm listening they're only 110 calories for two oh no i interrupt people i'm what am i what just call me a fat bitch just call me a fat bitch you have two cookies in your hands right now i'm trying to listen to the diet coke okay he's a Diet Coke. He's fine. I don't know how this became. You were here before me, basically. You have concealer in front of you. You have a Diet Coke in front of you.

You have two cookies in both hands. You ate one of them. What is happening? Your tongue is dyed purple from how many cookies you've had. Why are you such a mess today? I don't know. I don't know. Leave me alone.

I had a cold. It's only 55 calories a cookie. Thank you. cookies you've had why are you such a mess today i don't know i don't know leave me alone i just i had a cold it's only 55 calories a cookie thank you thank you all right as i was saying sorry his specialty was male reproduction okay now one of his patients one day told him dr john i see the billy goats outside of my house and they're always fucking do you think you could take their testicles and put them in me i bet it would work that's awesome john romulus said of course i can do that and so he took what does no one ever ask me to do cool things? True. He took billy goat testicles and sewed them inside the man's scrotum. Did he at least give

the goat the man's testicles? No. That's fucked up. That's kind of fucked up. So he kept his own testicles. Yes. Just packed his sack full. So he has four balls. Four balls. And he never connected the billy goat testicles. He just put them in there. Now, that man after after years of trying, his wife got pregnant.

And the legend is she was cheating on him. But John Romulus took that as a sign that the billy goat testicle surgery was a massive success. I mean, did he cut the guy's actual balls off? No, he just jammed it all in there. That's weird. Can your body accept that? Well, let's continue. Okay. So after this

rousing success, John Romulus performed this surgery on dozens and dozens of men, including Dude, this is why I say men are dumb. This is in the 1920s. Everybody was dumb. Including one celebrity radio station owner who then gave John Romulus his own radio show,

effectively making him the info wars of the 1920s in Arkansas. And he would go on and espouse insane conspiracy theories on how to become more virile, like eating more billy goat testicle or coming in for your testicle replacement surgery. And he amassed a massive following and eventually ran for office to become the governor. He won over a third of the vote and almost won. At this point, he was a multi, multi, multi-millionaire. Can I just say something? You may. This motherfucker had a radio show in the 1920s and he only got a third. I think they probably still saw him as a bit of a crank at that point.

Well, needless to say say he became insanely rich he would be more successful today by the way than in the 1920s for sure he had a fleet of cars a giant mansion two private planes in the 20s yes oh and was considered one of the wealthiest men in the country and at this point he had performed over 20,000 billy goat testicle surgeries. Bro, this man was snipping, dude. When did he have time to just go fucking chop chop? Yeah, where do you even get a billy goat? He didn't really have time, Hasan.

In fact, he never even stopped drinking to perform the surgeries anymore and would frequently do a poor job stitching up the scrotums or just jam testicles in at odd angles, which led to the death of over 14 men. Oh my God. I would think there'd be more. Yeah. The American Health Association finally made it their mission to take down John Romulus after the those goddamn crooks after the dozens of needless death dozens of needless deaths and so John Romulus finally had his medical license taken away and he had a license oh yeah holy shit you can't be you can't be chopping people's balls off and putting billy goats in there. Right. Uh, he was rendered penniless and without his,

uh, degree. And he took very bad care of himself and apparently had diabetes. So they cut off his leg and he died like legless, penniless, and without any friends after he was exposed as a charlatan fraud for haphazardly sticking stitching billy goat testicles inside men with no medical evidence that it was a success how did he lose all his

money this and the spanish flu prevention back then leads me to believe that at that era regardless of the lack of knowledge that we had the American government was still more functional than it is now. Yeah. That's crazy. Gentlemen, would you try an experimental billy goat testicle surgery? Absolutely not. No, I come just great. Just fine. Like, just fine.

I'm not worried about... I would... I'm not sure how fertile I am. I haven't tried. But is there a test I could take? Yes. You just put your Q in a thing and then they tell you how fast it is. Have you guys ever done that before?

No. I've got my testosterone checked. Me too. I've done that. What's your level? It's above average. It was really above average. Remember how they started saying they weren't worried about their virality? No, I, no, I get it.

I get a regular physical once a year. And in that process I do blood work. What was the number? What? What was the number? Um, the first one was like 700. That's kind of low. No, it's actually.

I'm just kidding. It's actually really super high. It's really fucking high. And then the one I did, the one I did like two years ago was actually above, like it was average. It was like four 55, four 60 or something. Yeah.

Why'd you get so much testosterone? I don't know. Lifting legs. Billy goats. Probably. Yep. Or we know his secret. Billy goat testicles.

I think that like if the goat balls were in you, they would start just dying inside of you. I think that's what the goat balls were in you they would start just dying inside of you i think that's what happened yeah but more people would die than 14 that's what i thought too your body would reject it people were more resilient yeah yeah or maybe they just didn't track them as much yeah like there's no way to track all these guys were just really excited about their big fat sacks yeah so weird oh my. I feel like four balls is too much. Too much ball sack. Yeah, I would agree. It also kind of will make your penis look

smaller in comparison. Well, I actually think fat balls were the time. I think they're still in. Well, anyway, that's my America me up this week. That was a fantastic America me up. I really enjoyed that. That was incredible. I thought you were going to go a different way with this when you were talking about whatever.

Well, it's history, so I can't go anywhere. I thought you were going to make something up. No. But there is this doctor that I learned about in L.A., actually, that teaches women how to orgasm. Oh, I know about this. In the way that you go in there and they jerk you off. What if they like simulate your.

They fiddle your diddle. Wait, how did this guy get this job? I was just going to say. It's two women. Oh, women. It's two women that run this practice. And essentially you go in there as a woman and they like measure your brain waves to tell you like, because a lot women you this sounds crazy but there are going to be women in the comments that are like no cutie i get you a lot of women you cannot tell if it's an orgasm okay like you can be like yeah that was

great cutie that would be insane stream content imagine going to get your fiddle diddled for educational purposes yeah and they just yeah film from the waist yeah they only no no it's time we get you on the sim yeah no they film your brain waves they film i don't want to be like people pogging when i'm orgasming that's crazy we need to howers turn it up a little bit no hold on. We should do this. You can't. You're not a woman. They're not going to jerk you off. You know how to come. No. I know I know how to come. But they don't know that.

I'm not. Doctor. Oh, how do I use this big fat cock? No, no, no. I was saying we should do it. Like, do the, not do the same place. We should do it? No.

Like, not as light as medical preparation. I think the same place. No. Let me feed you. We should just tell women to come over. Hey guys, let's all three of us stand in a circle and grab each other's dicks. No, I don't want to grab your cocks. I'm just saying, film myself and then put my brain next to it and this is the human male brain on an orgasm.

Wow. Right? Yeah, sure. Anyway. I thought that was fascinating. I think it's fascinating. Because a lot of women don't know. Kitty, you need to get your ass on the Sibian and film your brainwave.

I don't want to get on the Sibian. Hey, let's get you up on the Sibian, Kitty. Let's get her up there. Hey, Dan, take it up to 15. Howard Stern doesn't do cool shit shit anymore he's just like fucking he'll just interview kamala harris something i learned this week was that on uh aladdin they changed the intro song did you know that because it's too racist no it was too racist and now if you watch aladdin on on Disney+, it comes up with a warning, like an apology. What's racist about it?

A thousand bad guys with shorts. Pull it up. Aladdin racist intro. I need to see it. Yep. I do not remember any racism. My mom literally teaches. My mom teaches this as a course.

Arabian nights. Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah. My mom straight up as a part of her curriculum talks about Orientalism and like how Aladdin is, is, is it's, it's her college. Part of her college is literally give you that. The edited look at the, the edited one. Yeah.

The edited, the edited, the edited. I imagine. Okay. It's from 14 years ago. So that's probably when they ended. So essentially they, this came out, Aladdin came out amazing. I imagine. Okay. It's from 14 years ago. That's probably when they ended. Pause. So essentially, this came out. Aladdin came out.

Amazing. 1994. Sure. Sure, sure, sure. Anyway, comes out. They get so many hate mail letters that then they change it on all the VHS tapes. They change the song. Sure.

Okay. But even now, if you watch it on Disney+, it pops up with a warning that they're like, hey, sorry, we made caricatures out of people. So I might have never seen this version even. Potentially. Because I only saw the VHS. But it's just the words. Okay, let's hear it. Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face. That was it.

Okay. Yeah. I get it. Yeah. That's crazy. Once upon a time in Hollywood. Right there. That's it. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. No, that get it. Yeah. That's crazy. Once upon a time in Hollywood. Right there. That's it.

Yeah. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. No, that's the only line. No, there's got to be more. It's not. They cut off your ear.

They don't want your face. Wait. Play it out. Play it out. Okay. Thank you. It was really only the beginning part. You didn't believe me. Did they cut off your ear shit? Yeah, they cut off their ear.

That's crazy. I mean, the entire story of Aladdin is like orientalized. What's the name of the town? Agrabah? Yeah. I would go to Agrabah. And the problem is, is like all the side characters are very like propaganda-y. Yeah, no, they're racist.

Yeah, no, they're racist. Yeah, caricatures. The entire project is obviously built on top of racist, stereotyped imagery of Arabs in general. Yeah, so they post an apology now when you watch it. I still think it's a banger. I don't give a shit. I think this is Disney's next land that they're going to build. It's not. Oh, my God.

We have to talk about that, too. Wait, what? Buckle up, bitches. Disney's building a new land. Yes. What? Yes. Shut the fuck up. Yes. Are you kidding me? that too wait what they're building up bitches this is building a new land yes what yes shut the fuck up yes are you kidding me disney world oh my god i'm so fucking excited guess what you're gonna lose your fucking mind no fucking way i take back everything i said about the wendy's shut up i know who it's for is it you guys you love shut up go ahead disney's new land. I'm excited. You didn't have a... Disney World is building Villain's Land.

Oh my God. Isn't that crazy? That's fucking awesome. That is so cool. That is four days. That's insane. That's four days because every one of the villains is gay. Yes.

Yes. That's awesome. Yes. It's going to be amazing. In Florida? Yep. Oh God. It's not going to be done in like seven years.

Seven years? God, I'm going to be so old by then. I know. I know. I know. I know. It's not going to stop you from like seven years. Seven years? God, I'm going to be so old by then. I know. I know. I know. It's not going to stop you from going to Disney World. Of course. I'm going to go.

I'm going to do Disney like it's never been done before. Also, you know what's crazy is in Florida as well, so right next to Frontierland, the ride, the Thunder Mountain. Yeah. Next to Thunder Mountain is usually the little lake. They're taking out the lake. Yeah, they're taking out the lake and they're putting a Cars ride. Kind of weird, huh? That's very strange.

So now there's going to be Frontierland, Cars ride, Critter Country? Weird. But they're renaming Critter Country into like the Bayou. Yeah, no, no. I thought that was weird. I saw that on my TikTok. Yeah. They're taking out the boat.

Which is weird because it's a big separator. And the river. N-word gym. Yeah. What? Mark Twain. They could out the boat. Which is weird because it's a big separator. N-Word Jim. Yeah. Mark Twain. They could rename the boat. N-Word Jim is on the boat. What?

That's who's on the boat in the story. It's Tom Sawyer and N-Word Jim. I didn't know that. Yeah. Huckleberry Finn. Is that the book? No. Tom Sawyer.

Tom Sawyer has a bunch of books. So Huckleberry Finn. Is that the book? No. Tom Sawyer. Tom Sawyer has a bunch of books. So Huckleberry Finn is like the first one, but Tom Sawyer is the one where he and N-Word Jim go on a raft. That's right. Down the river. And they call it the Mark Twain River. Yeah. I don't know why they're putting a cars ride in.

It's not the same as the one. I'll tell you why. There are no cars named the N-Word. Because Woke ruined it. That's true. That's true. They're also adding an Encanto ride and a Coco ride. Encanto in Florida, Coco in LA.

And then those were the two main ones. And another Avengers ride. Perfect. I'm all in. I'm all in. I'm buying a ticket and I those were the two main ones, but in another Avengers ride. Perfect. I'm all in. Yeah. I'm all in. I'm buying a ticket and I'm buying the private VIP tour. Oh yeah.

What's the date? I've told you guys. I know. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I know the date.

Um, October 17th. Do you guys want to go to Halloween horror nights at one point? Uh, yeah. I'm scared. At Universal. I'll do it. Is it the 25th? Oh yeah. Yeah. You know you know what no fuck you guys

wait what i'm down people who want to go i'm down you did this this is your body i want you to see your body language shut the fuck up i'm tired shut your bitch ass up i play basketball all day i'm excited I'm excited. I'm excited. I want to go to university with my friends. We're going to buy the Gundam suits in the paywall, by the way. Okay. What Gundam suits?

We're all getting Gundam suits. Oh, we were going to do it without QD. Don't worry about it. It was their idea. Girl, don't worry about it. He doesn't even care about it. I don't care. You don't want a Gundam suit? Then you won't get a Gundam suit.

See, this is the new way we are doing things. If you are not enthusiastic about something, you're fucking cut. I said I'm not. I didn't want a Gundam suit. Good. You don't get one. I can't fit it in my fucking suitcase.

Why would you need it in a suitcase? You're moving to LA. What are you going to use it for? When we get them. I would just like to make something very, very clear. And this needs to be set in stone. You guys need to know this. There's no argument here.

I respect your boundaries, queen. Thank you. Oogie Boogie Bash, number one. I choose your costumes in case you're talking about Gundam for costume. Okay. Number, no, we're wearing costumes because you're wearing costumes to Oogie Boogie Bash. Wait, I thought that was a taboo at Disney. To Oogie Boogie Bash, you wear costumes.

But you can wear Disney characters? Yes. Yes. Wait, hold on! Who are you going to choose for me? If I get a lame character, I'm just going to fucking lose it. Okay, well, let's talk about that in a second. Number two, I also choose the

podcast Halloween costumes. You guys don't get to say, so I don't know what you're using Gundam costumes for. Well, those are going to take 12 weeks. Okay, then we're fine. Okay. I don't... As long as you're not ruining Halloween or taking it away from me.

We got to re-vortex the origin. This is very important because she might dress you as something dog shit. This is what's happening. What are you going to dress as? What are you going to dress as? Make me slutty.

I don't care. No, she's not going to be Disney fucks, right? Well, we have some options. Let me... I'm going to send you a link. Oogie Boogie Bash. It's not for kids, right?

Okay. Can I make some suggestions? Yes. Okay. There's some things that immediately come to mind. Okay. I think we all need to be in the same universe. Yes.

I already, yes. Don't worry about that. So watch, follow my, follow this magic. One second. I have to send this to Mish really quick. Okay. I'm following. Beauty and the Beast.

Yes, I've thought about that. Belle. Uh-huh. Yep. Gaston. Uh-huh. Wait, I want to be Beast. You can't be.

You're not that Beast. Stop trying to be with me. I have a boyfriend. Beast. Right here. And the fucking Cagalabra. Yeah. Yes!

Yes! Okay, lock in. Wait, wait. Can you you look that up i don't know who that is oh don't worry you're gonna look great who the hell is that the fact that you and i hit that no i i was i was locking up are you fucking kidding me that's you that's you i'm the fucking candle dude it's pivotal character I'm the candle You want to be the clock instead Well I had the idea I also had the idea of him being Mrs. Potts and Marsh being Chip

Okay how about you get one other universe Options Bo Peep and we'll be the three So a fun idea Snow White okay Dwarfs what do you think Three dwarfs that doesn't work Okay Grumpy I'm more of a Well I'm being a bit of a What do you think? Three dwarves? That doesn't work. Okay, grumpy.

I'm more of a dark. Well, I'm being a bit of a grumpy. I'm always willing to be whatever I want. I want to be the prince. Stop trying. Actually, never mind. What is wrong with this guy? Nightmare before Christmas.

We can live like Jack and Sally. Sally? I I wanna be Jack Oogie boogie What the fuck Wait no Jack Oogie boogie Uh huh

And then the little doctor That rides around On a wheelchair Why do I just get The shitty character Well I This is a fun one You wanna hear this one

This one's so fun Sure Meg Okay Hades Oh Hercules. Yep. I already have a Hercules costume.

Oh! What is Pegasus? Or, you don't know what Pegasus is? Pain and panic. He can be pain, March can be panic. Okay, Pegasus. He doesn't know how to spell it. I have a Hercules costume already. I would buy one that matches. I actually really

like, okay, if we're gonna do this. Oh, the horse. I actually really like. Okay, if we're going to do this. Oh, the horse. It's not bad. We got to do these costumes. We have to order these costumes tonight. Okay. Because I want to look good. Like you want a special effects makeup artist?

Yes. Oh, wow. Okay, pull up that tweet I sent you. I have someone we can work with. I really like the Hercules one. Okay. Any more options? Yes, we've got more.

Look. Chatters, if you want to jump in on the thread, if you have a great idea. They already have one. Oh. Well, you can still sound off. You can still sound off. Okay. Yeah.

Go down. You scroll. Okay. What's. Oh. What's the first one? Let me look at the first one. Alice in Wonderland.

Yep. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's the Mad Hatter? Okay. You're mad. I know. I really like that. I'm the Cheshire Cat. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's the Mad Hatter. Okay. You're mad. I really like that.

I'm the Cheshire Cat. Marsh as the Caterpillar is very good. You as the White Hair is very good too. I'll take it. You're Alice. That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay.

Inside out. Okay. The fact that I am Joy is very good. And Austin is- Disgust. No, no, no. Oh, I'm disgust. You're disgust. Anxiety. And Austin is... Disgust. No, no, no. Oh, I'm disgust. You're disgust.

Anxiety. He's sadness, rage, anxiety. Got it. Yeah, I'll take it. I think that one's like fine. He's not anxiety. He's fear. Oh, fear, yeah.

Yeah, okay. I think it's like fine. I'm not obsessed. So we're... We're not doing Star Wars. What? I'm sorry. Why do you hate fun?

It's Oogie Boogie Bash Night. Oh, there we go. Wait, why the fuck not? We're not doing Star Wars. What? I'm sorry. Why do you hate Fod? It's Oogie Boogie Bash Night. Wait, why the fuck not? We're Oogie. It's our Disney property. Sorry. Why can't we do Star Wars? Because me, I'm not into it. Okay.

All right. Fine. Okay. This one, very good. I would make an Incredible Hades. Yeah, I know. And you would love it. Oh, Peter Pan.

I love this one. Peter Pan. Except for I would low-key want to be Tinkerbell instead of Wendy, but like whatever. I'm. I think Smee is a little meaner. Smee? I would love Peter Pan. I like Captain Hook.

Wait, okay. Listen, we can do this one. We can do this one. One amendment. You want to be Tinkerbell? No. Oh. I want to be Rufio.

Rufio. Ruf. E. So you want to be. Oh. You want to be from the. Hook. Robin you want to be from the Robin Williams one. Okay. I don't care for that one.

I don't care for Incredibles. You don't like Incredibles? No. Treasure Planet is fun. Treasure Planet's good. I don't know what Treasure Planet is. Okay. Moving on then.

Robin Hood. Robin Hood. That's deep. That's a deep cut. I got a main. That's a deep cut. I love Robin Hood. I got the main character. a deep cut. I got a main... I love Robin Hood. I got the main character.

They hear me out for cars. Oh my god! How do we become cars? There's costumes we can wear. I feel like I would be a better tater. Marge, will you pull up a Lightning McQueen costume? You'll see. Mi gente latina.

Wait, we missed... Oh, sorry. I like twitched See So there's like actual car costumes Oh my god this would be such a pain in the ass to get on rides Yeah it will Especially when we're wearing our goddamn costume

No Emperor's New Groove is kind of fun But like you know I actually really liked that one because Austin's a llama. You say, oh yeah, that's kind of fun. I'm Ursula. Oh my God.

You would kill it. Yeah. Yeah. I, I would make one amendment though. Uh huh. Austin show as Sebastian and make him do the patois the entire time. Is that the lobster? Yes.

No, I like whatever. Can you do a little Jamaican for us? What is that? He speaks in a Jamaican accent. Show me a Jamaican accent. Oh, a Jamaican accent. I'm not a Z. I mean, I could, but I don't want to do it.

I also like this one. Come on. Sleeping Beauty. I could totally do it, but I'm going to get canceled, right? Yeah, don't do it. Okay, I won't do it. I'd never have done it before. What is this one?

Cinderella. You guys could be the stepsisters. Cinderella, Cinderella. I would want to be Gus, the little fat mouse. Okay, you could all be mice. Monster Zing? Mike Wazowski? Wait, they gave me-

This is very good for us. Mike Wazowski. This is very good for us. Why? I have bad news. I'm watching. Mike Wazowski. This is very good for us. Why? I have bad news. I'm watching you, Wazowski. I'm doing Sully and Mike with Jason. Oh, fuck.

So. Are you for fucking real right now? Are you for fucking real? But remember that Hercules idea? Fun. Yo, you were making fun of me earlier before the stream started. She's the real. Are you for fucking real? But remember that Hercules idea of fun. Yo, you were making fun of me earlier before the stream started. She's the real, she's the one that does that.

Hmm. What do I do? We're over an hour, so we'll discuss this behind the paywall. Maybe we can get our view counts up and then QT will do a costume with us on priority. Yeah, instead of Jason the ween. Yeah. Jason. How much do we owe? What do we owe? Listen, I'm going to be honest.

I'm jealous of your relationship with Jason. It's very cute. I saw when he cried during the sub-a-thon, and I would like to feel like that. You want to cry about your relationship with me? Yes. I cry about our relationship all the time. Why?

But in a different way. Because you mistreat me. Stop eating cookies! See you on the Patreon. See relationship all the time. Why? Because you mistreat me. Stop eating cookies! See you on the Patreon. Yeah, are you live? No, I'm on the podcast. So we're kind of live. Oh, hey.

Hey, I just had a quick question. Do you think you and I could do a pumpkin carving stream? Soon? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Why? Pumpkin?

Pumpkin. Why? Is he having sex right now? No, he's not having sex. He got hit in the head with a pumpkin. Yeah. He's having trauma. Wait, Jason, do you hate carving pumpkins too?

Because three of us hate carving pumpkins. Anything to do with pumpkins. He hates pumpkins, but we'd be killing the pumpkin. I forgot. I don't. Oh, what? That face house has no internet. I'll be honest, cutie.

You cut out, Jason. I can do anything else except carving pumpkins. All right, never mind. Thanks, Jason. Thanks, Jason. Goodbye. Cutie, can I be honest? Are you off the phone? do anything else except carving pumpkins alright nevermind thanks Jason thanks Jason goodbye can I be honest the last that didn't go as planned bitch I forgot I got hit in the head with a

you were trying to sell us up the river did you see how sad his eyes were you broke his fucking heart.