Fear& - THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL | Fear&

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! IT'S HOOK GANG 4LIFE TILL I DIE MF ✨EXTRA BONUS EPISODES BELOW✨ 😀Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 🔊https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:11 - magical change 00:03:30 - hasan wanted to go out 00:07:25 - torpedoed our original costumes 00:10:30 - nobody texted Austin 00:13:40 - everyone say thank you qt 00:15:47 - Austin is out of PTO 00:17:20 - W and Ls of the week 00:20:40 - go nominate for streamer awards 00:23:48 - crashing out on chat 00:26:07 - its like losing a loved one 00:27:30 - austin interviews bernie sanders 00:29:51 - rae in the tub was amazing 00:30:10 - "america" me up 00:35:29 - chappel roan went after a photographer 00:38:25 - SLIDESHOW TIME HELLO KITTY GIRL 00:43:57 - enhance enhance enhance 00:46:10 - just slap it around a little bit 00:50:30 qt was made about having 00:53:01 - what plastic surgery should we get done 00:55:59 - what is happening (they said it not me) 01:00:00 - disney doesnt have good food?! #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You have to go on the roller coasters. You have to go on the roller coasters. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann Podcast. We're your favorite local podcast family. Oh, fuck, I botched that. I'm sorry. You come in from out of town. I do. I do. I do. I come in from out of town every weekend. Also not my favorite.

Not your favorite? Yeah. Not your favorite podcast? No, we know we're not your favorite. We know. You know how... Oh, I got a boner. No, no, no. We have a bone to pick first. I have bones. The three of us. Yeah, that's right.

I have bones to pick with everyone here involved, including Marge. Go ahead. Go ahead. Pick your bone. Before we start, Hassan is going to make an incredible endorsement on this podcast at the end. So just watch the whole thing. I brought costumes for Oogie Boogie Bash. We're going to get in them now. And we are back.

I'm going to try and keep this facial hair on for as long as possible, but I don't think it's going to work. You have beautiful Disney prince or Disney villain hair. Yeah. To begin with. You had an ugly ass wig you had to take off. Yeah, like i thought that

the wig that cutie made you wear was disrespectful to your hair and she didn't get me a lace front which is just ridiculous like what are we doing here i forgot i'm the secretary my bad amateur hour i think you i love what you did with me austin saw that i was busting off the sleeves off the peter pan and immediately was like I want to do. Yeah, of course. You freaking slut. You need to show him your leg. Show off your legs. Look at this. Look at the glittery. He's Twinkerbell.

Wow. Yeah, look at that. I'm Twinkerbell. I'm excited. If you guys don't know, we've got Peter Pan, Twinkerbell, Captain Hook. Peter Pan. And I am Wendy. Twinkerbell, Captain Hook. Peter Pan! And I am Wendy. Twinkerbell!

And Marsh is Smee, but he's not wearing his costume yet. Okay. Children will be. They won't, they is happening again. Yeah, the children version. What? Oh, I get it. We're children.

I get it. Okay. So we're going to go to Oogie Boogie Bash. Are we going to be the only adults there? No, it's actually mostly adults. Okay. So we're going to go to Oogie Boogie Bash. Are we going to be the only adults there? No, it's actually mostly adults. Okay. Good. I think because the tickets are so expensive.

Are people going to think? Oh, by the way, I found out something. Oh, boy. What did you find out? We can't go to Star Wars again. Yeah. I take responsibility. You guys look at me like it's my fault.

I take responsibility. No, that is quite literally your fault. Look. How? I take responsibility. You guys look at me like it's my fault. I take responsibility. No, that is quite literally your fault. Look, how? I take responsibility. That's the thing we want to go see. It's Oogie Boogie Bash. It's not at Star Wars Land. That's not my fault.

Is that park open today? Yes. Why didn't we just get both? Because it's Oogie Boogie Bash. Oh, we can't. Can we not go to the Star Wars Land with these outfits? I mean, we could, but we would have to buy park hoppers, which we did not buy. Guys, she knows the one thing we want to see.

I feel like it's deliberate. I feel like it's deliberate. I work so hard to get these tickets. Okay, that's true. Yeah, she did. Come on. We're so mad that I even went with someone else. And now we're going and it's not good enough.

And I'm doing your costumes aren't good enough. And I just don't know what to do anymore. Everything you just said, though, is true. It's just not good enough. Okay, I have a bone to pick with every single person and Will has a bone as well to pick with me, apparently, but I will start off with my bone. I have beef.

We're beefing. March. Fuck you. Yeah, that's right. Starting it. Yeah, starting off with march oh god and then moving moving quickly to cutie cinderella fuck you okay well you're fine austin i didn't really hit you up last night so that's kind of on me wait you were gonna blame me for not going last night everyone always says sasan you're so old you don't want to go out oh god all

you care about is the election all you care about is this and that last night i wanted to go out there was a party that jake weber was throwing okay our friends jake weber the the tiktok crew okay it was supposed to be like a halloween party And I was ready to go to this fucking thing. And I even said that I was ready to go to this in the degenerate group chat that we have. In our little group chat. It's called degenerates. And yeah. And Marsh was like, oh, old man, you're trying to go to that?

I was like, yes. Cutie was like, I'm going to that. I told him what I was going to wear. I said, I'm Trafalgar Law. What is that? One piece. Trafalgar. I don't know what he was saying.

I thought it was a Republican pollster. No, Trafalgar Law is a one piece character. He's awesome. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Last night I end the broadcast. I put on my costume. My mom is home. We're just kind of sitting around.

We're hanging out. i'm texting cutie cinderella cutie let's go together i don't want to go by myself i'm 33 years old it's fucking saturday night and i'm wearing a goddamn costume with my mommy next to me okay waiting for my friend cutie cinderella i hit her up i forgot that you were here that's my bad Next to me. Okay? Waiting for my friend, Cutie Cinderella. I hit her up. I forgot that you were here. That's my bad. You raided me.

I know. You raided my channel. I'm in Los Angeles. You would have definitely been down. I don't know why. You would have definitely... You lost your... He raided my channel like an hour before.

He didn't want to go that late. That's my bad. I should have hit up Austin. Austin is a ride or die, low-key, but also high-key. I could take him anywhere. I could take him to literally a place where terrorism is happening.

He would panic the entire time, but he'd be down to do it. As long as there's fans there that he could take photos with. Look. Listen, I'm going to defend QD Cinderella here. I texted you to go out. Me?

Oh. At 10. Nobody texted me. That's the craziest part. I didn't go out. Okay. Because why? Because I asked him, what are you doing?

Kind of like a, do you need a wingman type situation? Yeah. He was in bed at 10 PM. Okay. So this whole rumor that he wanted to go out,ie cinderella is absolved of all first no it's not cutie is the reason why i literally was like all right well fuck this then i'm tired anyway might as well go to sleep um i would like the court to know my period started so you're a liar i'm not a liar you're lying i bought a playboy Bunny costume and everything

I was going to go as a Playboy Bunny Lud was going to be a croc Because I forgot to buy him a costume Are you flow fabricating? What's flow fabricated? No, I literally A made up period? I texted you last night too

And I was talking about my period We have to believe No, you didn't You didn't tell me about your period I bought all these pads You think they're for fun? I think this is an elaborate ruse. I think it's a ruse.

I think you bought these pads specifically because you knew I was going to call you out so you could fucking be like, oh, I'm on my period, actually. No. What is your question? No, it's just beautiful. How do you use it? Is that your question? No, no, I don't.

I don't know how to use it. Okay. What's a pussy, my queen? As a podcast, we need to come together. Yeah. To shit on Hasan. Because the three of us and Marsh can all agree that everything would have been better and easier and better planned

had Hasan not torpedoed our original costume for someone else. And they had a will they they won't, thing. Yeah, they did. You were traipsing around. You were being a little hoe. Your arms like a slut.

We never got that out. You were being a hoe. Okay, I was being a little slutty, but I wasn't like... Tell us about your pants. The jury has come together and we all think you were a hoe. Okay, so here's the thing.

Here's the thing. This, we shot this like months ago. We shot that specifically for like for quenlin blackwell's halloween special right uh months ago actually that is the reason why i couldn't make it to cuties uh the music thing that you were doing okay that was the day my concert is just a music yeah your concert your concert i couldn't make it to your concert because like i literally it just like went longer than expected it's cool so because you're too busy flirting i wasn't okay first of all flirting takes a long ass time i certainly was not flirting and not only was i

not flirting people were calling me autistic everywhere wait really because i was he does look kind of autistic you have made like yeah, yeah, but it's always a term of endearment. Yeah, but, like, I was apparently, you know, Quinn was putting up a lot that I was not picking up. You know, she was putting down a lot. I was not picking up the things that she was putting down. That's why we can't have a will-they-won't-they. It's a problematic age gap.

Yeah, it is. They've been forcing a lot of will-they-won't-they's on us. Yeah. Which is like the audience. Like, they've been forcing the one between him and i no one is doing no you know what i had this shower thought the other day that was really funny after you were in bed at 10 p.m in your costume and it was that all these gays that thirst for hassan if they ever managed to fuck him yeah right in a tangent universe yeah after they fucked him one time yeah they would be miserable if they're in a relationship yeah because he would like can you imagine a twink

in west hollywood living in west hollywood the saturday of halloween being like hassan let's go out and he's already in bed like oh i can't do this election season bro they would blow their brains out the fantasy would die after one sexual i'll be honest'll be honest, that is so true. It is so good that you live in the fantasy of gays and you're not actually gay. And the reality. Because after one time of you fucking them miserably in one position,

I would be, oh my god. And not eating ass because you find it gross. I would no, no. I'm a munch and you sir have actually not agreed with this for some weird reason. I don't have a problem with eating ass. Me neither. I broke out.

Okay, that's how... Like he broke out of your shell? Or your face broke out? He was coming out of his can. No, no. That's awesome. It wasn't because it was No. That's awesome. That's messy. And it wasn't because it was saliva.

Anyway, regardless. It dried my skin off. I will defend this song. He was begging me to go. Yes. And I said no. Why did you only text Cutie? Because Cutie already was going to go to this party.

And I didn't know if you were doing cool boy shit. Because you always do. You do cool boy shit. And I hit up March because March had expressed interest in going to this always do. You do cool boy shit. And like, I hit up March cause March had expressed interest in going to this party. So I hit up March. I was like, what are you doing? And March was like,

Oh, I'm at a rave right now. I don't even know. He was doing fun stuff. Why don't you get that? I went to bed early. I would rather kill myself than go to a fucking warehouse rave. Will text me last night.

He said, are you excited? And I said, yeah, but my period might be starting, so I'm going to be so tired. Cutie, that was at 2 a.m. I got in bed right after that. Yeah, but see? Nobody texted me. You texted me. Everybody knew I was in town and nobody texted me. No, I think the problem is

you weren't staying with me. Nobody invited me. We don't talk to you. If you don't talk to me, we don't talk anymore. Nobody talks to me. Nobody invited me. We don't talk to you. If you don't talk to me... We don't talk anymore. The issue is you were not staying with me. So if you're in town and you're not staying with me, I forget that you're in town. No, but I had to do a show and I need

a bathtub. I understand. All I'm saying is... I'm staying with you tonight. Okay, well, you know, tonight will not go out. I thought we were staying at Disney. The magic. We can't... Look, Will. I thought we were staying at Disney. The magic. We can't look. Well,

I'm going to stay by myself. I'm going to stay. I was on team. Well, and I talked about this on the phone. I was like, we'll put it in the chat. I'll back you up.

But then cutie told me the room was $3,000 for a night. Well, yeah. And then suddenly the magic disappeared, you know, for enough beds for all of us. We could. Yeah. I don't think my boyfriend

would like me sharing especially after you two walked in and showed me your penises we could share a bit we did not show you our penises you put us in these hussy costumes yep you put us in these hussy costumes you put us in hussy costumes. You put us in hussy costumes. You put us in hussy costumes. She handed us the costumes and she said, oh, your penises might show. HR. We try them on. We come in and we go, cutie, do these look all right?

Hold on. In her defense, you did both show her your penises. They walked in and they said, can you take my wieners? What? That's what they did. We walked in to say, Hasan put his leg up and started thrusting

and said, look at my cock. Luckily it's on tape. We do have it on tape. I literally walked in and I said, is this appropriate? I said, wear your shorts. I got you shorts so your wiener wouldn't show. Okay, all I'm saying is, your jacket's long. That's why.

I think. It's not enough. You didn't. Thank you for getting me an outfit for my wiener. I got him a girl hat enough. You didn't? Thank you for getting me an outfit for my reader. Also, apparently I got him a girl hat, and so it doesn't fit his head. No, no, no. It was a child. I got him a child girl hat.

Hey, cutie. Honestly, all jokes aside, thank you for getting me one. I'm very excited to go to that. You guys are a fucking pirate hat at Disney when we go there. Yeah, we're going to try to find one. Excuse me, I was saying something. Oh, go ahead. Sorry.

You fucking closed your mouth. Go ahead. Sorry. How are the Jets doing after they fucking disrespected Sal? I like that. Robert saw the worst record as a coach that the Jets have ever had, which makes him one of the worst

coaches in history. All I'm saying is, now back to what I was saying. Did you stand behind the organization? Yeah. All I'm saying is... Back to what I was saying. Thank you for what you did. You're welcome. I tried my best. I'm sorry it wasn't good enough.

I'm really excited about today. I love the way I look. We'll make it fun. I got my boo box this morning. Your what? Your boo box? My boo box. What the fuck is that?

It's a boo basket. From Disney? What is that? It's the holiday treat from your significant other where they fill it with blankets and candles. And he got me this hydro flask. I got a boo basket. Yeah? From Mr. Beast. mr beast oh yeah that's different he sent me feastables and and i shit you not inside the feastables he had one dollar bills for like 100 worth five of them stacked up they real why not fake money and then there was like a fucking QR code.

And I looked at the QR code and he was like, yeah, you know me. I love giving money to everybody. If you want to give, you know, I wanted you guys to have fun doing trick or treat this season. That's kind of hype. Give it to a kid. So he just gave me 500 bucks. Wait, what? Yeah.

You should give it to a kid. I'm on his PR list, I think. Yeah. I haven't checked my box yet Maybe I'm not on it Maybe I got taken off of it Because I haven't received a box yet I've been receiving the box

I get them shipped to my PO box Regardless Did you get one Mo? No I'm not on that list Well whatever Give me the money It's for the kids Did you get one, Mo? No, I'm not on that PR list. I'm not on that list. Well, whatever. Give me the money. Give me the money.

It's for the kids. Give me the money. What are you going to do? What are you going to do with it? You're going to forget about it. No, I'm going to give it to the kids. Give me the... Okay. Give it to kids.

I'm going to give it to the starving children. You're going to have trick-or-treaters come because I'm having a Halloween party. Wait, I know. I'm going to be there. Oh, okay. What? You didn't invite me? I did invite you. I really want to go.

I invited you. I know. I just won't be in town. It's a Thursday. Dude, what are you saying? Can you do it sometime else? No, no. I really want to go. Just don't do it on Halloween.

I'm missing next week because I'm going to Michigan. The fuck? I'm taking my uncle for his birthday to a college football game. Oh, last time I checked, you're out of PTO. Wait. Hold on. True. You have to accrue it.

Guys, come on. True. Ever since I missed three podcasts in a row, I've been to six. It was like seven. It was like six or seven. It was three on the third one. You were pretty much gone. I don't even know if you're here right now. I missed three podcasts

and I got a wellness check on the third one. People thought I was dead. I did have to call you personally. I have been here ever since. Every single episode since. I just haven't call you personally. I have been here. Are you okay? I have been here ever since. Every single episode since. I don't know. I just haven't noticed, I guess.

Damn. Damn. Just kidding. Have fun. Damn. Have fun in Michigan. Judy, you are doing a fantastic job. I want to give you your flowers.

Why? Your collabs have been incredible. Yeah. Your events have been incredible. It's weird just being on the outside watching, because normally I would be a prominent fixture in your events. And yet you just don't invite me anymore since I didn't show up to your last concert. So I don't know what's going on. She doesn't need you anymore.

Me personally, I want to die. Murder mystery. You did a murder mystery. Don't just recall like such wonderful, having such a wonderful time doing the murder mystery last year. I gave murder mystery to people that have never done it before. And it was interesting. This is your guys' problem. I never complained.

I know. Austin's never done it yet. I haven't done it. Ludwig has done it. Huh. That's interesting. He is my boyfriend. I hate when you say that.

I sleep with him. That's good will they, won they yeah i hate that i'm sorry no murder mystery was fun it actually this one was uh really hard because the room was quite it was dark it looked awesome do you think yeah it looked cool okay i didn't think it and the makeup was improved yeah like yeah yeah in comparison to last year, you had prosthetic shit. That was crazy. This one was classic Halloween. My collab with Agent was very funny.

That was one of my W's of the week. Should we do that? Should we get our W's and L's of the week out of the way? I'm ready. Who wants to go first? Why don't you go first? L's of the week. I have been viciously hunted down by haters.

Elbozo. Yeah, Elbozo. They are smearing me nonstop. It's just relentless. They're just trying to get me banned off the platform. It's not working so far, but it doesn't really matter because it still bothers me. But not to a pretty significant degree. It's not working so far, but it doesn't really matter because it still bothers me. But not to a pretty

significant degree. It's all good. W's of the week. I have LA Times. I have Los Angeles Times profile coming out. So that's cool. What does it talk about in a profile?

It just, you know, talk about my impact, what I do, how I do it, that sort of stuff. It's just usually the direction is up to the journalist. You know what's bad? It's like sometimes people will ask me like, oh, who's your podcast with? And I'll be like, Austin, he hosts a bunch of shows. And Will, he's like really multifaceted. And Hassan does like politics, I guess. Like, I don't know what you do.

Is that weird? Like, I know you talk about I guess. I don't know what you do. Is that weird? Wait, how? I know you talk about politics, but I don't know what you do. How do you not know what he does, but you have an answer for me? Because I just don't understand it. I do political commentary. I see he's a political commentator. I say he's a prolific political commentator.

Prolific? Yeah, political commentator on the left. I just say he talks about politics politics and they say, what politics? I go, I don't know. He watches videos and talks about them. I always. No, I am the largest. I'm the largest leftist political commentator in North America.

Well. Progressive. Means. Progressive? Yeah. Okay, good to know. Like Bernie Sanders? Yeah.

Okay, I fuck with him. Yeah. Maybe I'll fuck with some of your beliefs. I don't him. Yeah. Maybe I'll fuck with some of your beliefs. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe I should learn about them someday. Yeah, yeah. You know there's an election coming up.

Yeah, I know. I'm a single, I won't say what I'm a single. I'm a double issue voter this year. Oh, you're a double issue voter. She's a single issue voter. She only has two issues. My two issues is climate change and abortions. So you want, she does not want abortions to happen.

I'm sick of them. She is anti-abortion. Very ambiguous. Yeah, I think for the sake of climate change, we need more humans. And for climate change, she's also not on the side of the earth. It's up to your discretion. I saw her throwing trash on the ground

directly in front of a turtle. Well, that's exciting. So they're going to talk about you and what you do and your politics. Yeah. Okay. Okay, Slay. That's W. That's W in an L.

That's W. What about you, Will? I feel like you're watching your W of the week right now. He's going to figure out. It's getting close. It's 2225. Yeah, Jets are losing. Jets are losing.

I feel like you're watching your L of the week right now. No, no. They're going to come back. It's only. It was the W of the week earlier, like 25 minutes Yeah. Jets are losing. Jets are losing. I feel like you're watching your L of the week right now. No, they're going to come back. It was the W of the week earlier, like a 25 minutes ago. So I just thought. Yeah, that'll be my L.

Things were going good. Is it 22 seconds left? Yep. Oh crap. That'd be my L. This is going to be bad. What's the W? If you need to take a walk,

we understand. Oh, you want to go do your W? I'll do it. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. My W of the week is Maya came in town and we spent a lot of time together.

We went and we did some crafts. I made myself a Halloween phone case. So cute. And then my L of the week is, well, I have two L's of the week. Also, oh, Streamer Awards nomination starts on today, the day this episode comes out. So, yay, Streamer Awards nomination. Nominate in the tub. Nominate in the tub.

For Best Stream Series. Nominate me, I think. I don't know. Best Stream Series in the tub. Can't wait to lose again. And then, you've won many times how long do they last what like a month uh a week and a half for nominations and then voting is two weeks fuck okay i don't have a stream for another week how am i supposed to promote it you just go live and do something okay i'll do that um so my w is my i came in town we did some arts and crafts we

did arts and crafts almost every day um and then my L was we went to this place. I'm going to call them out by name. You fucking do it. I'm going to get spicy. You do it. It's called Charmed LA. Okay. And I see their little TikToks and they're so cute.

And you go in there and you buy a chain and then you buy your charms and you make a little necklace with your bestie friend because they let you, because like the big chunky charm necklaces are really in right now. And it's like oh my gosh great and like so maya and i go in there the chains are like reasonably priced it's like 16 bucks for a chain or like if you get a gold plate it's 44 okay but then the charms are five dollars each and they and i start looking at them and they are the same charms i have because i make bracelets right they're the same terms i have where you can get a hundred of them for five dollars five dollars each yes holy shit five dollars for one charm and the charm is like the tinier than

my pinky nail and i was like are you fucking kidding me this is an la thing i know so maya and i go through we pick out all of our charms and we sit down and i was like maya i'm gonna be honest we should just buy the chains and go back to my down and I was like, Maya, I'm going to be honest. We should just buy the chains and go back to my house and do this. It's such a scam. It's way too expensive. I love doing that. So then we put the charms back and then we bought our chains

and we went home and we made our necklaces. That's crazy. Did you make it on camera at least? No. You just did it for fun? Yeah. That's a weird concept to me. Why? You don't want to craft for fun yeah that's a weird concept to me why you want to you don't want to craft for fun look what i made is it cute i that is so cute yeah i don't understand like i feel

like that would be a great stream like when i see that i'm like that's a cool stream idea but like i don't see myself doing that for fun on my own right and then my other l of the week is i got real i crashed out at chat yesterday. Whoa. Really bad. For the first time in a long time. Why? Because they were pissing me off. What'd they do? Me and Poki did a show called Girl Dinner.

Yeah. And Poki was talking about it. She's like, oh, I love Murder Mystery. I love it. And I was like, the problem is, is recently whenever I do an event, as soon as I end it, I'm like, I don't want to do that again. And I was like, I think I'll do Murder Mystery again because I like the costumes and stuff. But like Beyblade or even the concert, I was like like maybe i don't want to do a concert i think

i'm just depressed which is fine it's okay but then someone in chat was like yeah will neff was always a better fit for beyblade anyway and i crashed out i was like guys he couldn't do a beyblade whenever he wants i'm not like telling will you cannot play with Beyblades. And I got so mad. I'm like, he can fucking do it. She's lying. She's actually threatened Will never to touch a Beyblade ever. I did not do that. She was like, I will disband you from the international Beyblade

tournament. And I had a full crash out because people do that to me all the time. They'll be like, oh, I think so-and-so is a better fit for streamer awards. I'm like, they can throw their own. Go ahead. Like, I don't care. And I had a full-on crash out you you know what you're entitled to that i love that you're saying crash out you're so w i was it was a crash i got so mad you're so w you so sigma i think it's thank you i got mad every once in a while i got mad too because jason and i also do a cooking show called cooked and i couldn't find a guest for it and then well i could but i don't know i was like i don't like bothering you guys because we already do so i get i have autism i don't know

what to say i get really sorry what i fucking don't enjoy cooking at all i would hate to do that oh wait what did i do again where i did the hercules uh outfit oh that's right i was cooking with people who asked me to cook with them and then that same day i can't find a guest hasan's like can't find a guest. Hassan's like, can you find a guest for fear? And I'm like, no. The reason why I'm going around and cooking with other women is so that I can get your attention so that one day you can invite me to cook.

Oh, my God. But no, you got to do it with Agent. Okay. You got to do it with Agent. You got to do it with Jason. Good to know. Good to know. You know what?

I'll fix my attitude. Doing will they, won't they's over here. I'm taking the episode off. It's know. You know what? I'll fix my attitude. Will they, won't they is over here. You're fucking. I'm taking the episode off. It's okay. You can put your head down. Jet season just ended. I'll be back.

Head down, thumb up. I won't be back. No, come on, Will. It's okay. He can walk it off. Walk it off. My W of the week is I. Okay, first of all, I want to say something.

For non-football fans, when you lose, when your team loses a game, it's like losing a loved one. Have you ever... It's like losing a loved one? Yes. Have you ever lost a loved one? Yes, multiple. How much do you love them?

I love them a lot. That's what he's talking about. The pain that you feel is like when you immediately lose a loved one. Yeah. I mean, losing a loved one, obviously, if I had to choose between. Excuse me. That is so insane. Excuse me.

Excuse me. If you were to lose. Look, I would much rather my team lose than lose a loved one for the record. Okay. Brave take. However, I will say that immediately feeling of loss is like the call that you would get. What is the call?

It's not like that call. There's no way. Like suicide. No. What? No, no, no.

Oh, the call. Yeah. The call that you get from the hospital saying that your mother died. That's what you're saying. No, no, I'm not saying that you're saying that.

Um, I'm saying it is like, okay. So, so you're saying it's like, it's like a distant. It's not the same. That's what you're saying. No, I'm not saying that. You're saying that. I'm saying it is... Okay, so you're saying it's like a distant cousin. It's not the same. It's grief. It's like a distant cousin that you don't like that much. It's grief. It's grief, and I get it, and it's emotional. My Vikings have lost two games in a row.

Remember when I called that out from a mile away? He has no stake in the game. No nothing. Okay, Lions, baby. It's empty. Remember when I called that out from a mile away? He has no stake in the game. No nothing. Okay. Lions, baby. It's empty. It's empty. W of the week for me. I got to interview Senator Bernie Sanders.

You did so good. Thank you. I'm so proud of both of you guys. You guys have both been doing fantastic content. You want to hear something crazy? Yeah. Is I. Yes, I know.

Was supposed to do it. Oh, really? And thank God I didn't. Because you know Paul, I was like, I don't know. Wait, because I've known about this for a couple months and I knew you were supposed to do it. Yeah. So, for those of you at home who are unfamiliar, Bernie Sanders did a Get Out to Vote

campaign. Okay? The Get Out to Vote campaign on Twitch was supposed to be Bernie talking to a bunch of content content creators valkyrae was one of them pokeman was another one psychuno showed up and austin was hosting the event and a lot of people behind the scenes were like in a in panic mode reaching out to me being like what the fuck do i do here and i was like and including but not limited to austin i was like i wasn't paying well you were asking me questions like what should i ask him but i was like listen i'm so confident in you i know that you know exactly what to do here you are not only like uh a you you are incredibly knowledgeable uh on the election you watch the polls closer than I do, and that you already have real concerns,

and you can get someone like Bernie Sanders to address those concerns. And I think you did a fantastic job. Oh, thank you. You did an incredible job, not only then, but also you did an incredible job this week on my stream as well, when you were talking to Michael from Pennsylvania Central Committee, where you, I think, held your own and you're very knowledgeable. You're going to be a political commentator.

I don't know. He is. I think you are. I think you're too used to, like. Matching your commentary against mine, so you're thinking like, oh, well, like there's a lot that I know that you don't know or something. And it's like, no, you are super knowledgeable, especially in comparison to the average person. And even I would say more knowledgeable than the average commentator that's in

mainstream media. Well, thank you. That's nice. It was a good, it was a, it was a, it was a good,

it was a good W. Got to ask him some good questions. I know how you feel. I told him what it felt like. Taylor Swift saying espresso last night and I wasn't there. Damn. And Bernie was your W. And Bernie was my W. But also my W was Ray in the tub.

Ray was so fabulous. She was so lovely. Got the set professionally lit. We looked like there were no eye bags. No eye bags. It was great. Oh my god. Huge. Huge, huge. Okay. Bubbles in the tub.

I'm giving everybody flowers. I've already told you. You did a fantastic job. Okay. This week. You did a fantastic job. I did something that I think is fun. Yeah.

I brought an America Me Up. Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!

Boo! Evil. I think I'm going to send this to Marsh. I think this maybe is something that all of us could need in our life. And it is this. Sorry, I wasn't I wasn't prepared. I mean, I am prepared. I just wasn't like.

All right. prepared i just wasn't like all right it is a pizzeria that was raided by police after being tipped off that a restaurant was selling cocaine as a side yeah yeah so customers were served the drug when ordering number 40 on the menu wait what if you accidentally ordered it? Cutie Cinderella. What? Can I pause you? Yeah. This story happened in Germany. It did? Oh. My. Wait. What?

God. I ruined your marriage. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. America me up. First Beyblades. Now this. America me up.

Yeah. Deutschland me up. For some reason I thought it was in Philadelphia. Close enough. I'm in dang it it was in germany hey hey sometimes things in germany can happen in the spirit of america i'm from germany so it's my america really read it out yeah what yeah cutie it's a very good story cutie continue with your with your American story that happened in Philadelphia in our headcanon. My whole blood is German. You were born there?

No, no. Oh, my God. Like my... Oh, you're German. I am a second generation immigrant. Oh, okay. I thought you were born in Germany. No, my mom or my grandparents.

My mom was the first child born in America. Do you speak German? No. Okay. Okay. Customers were served a drug when they were ordering item number 40 on the menu. It is reported that it is one of their best-selling items. I'm so nervous.

Do you want me to do the story? Yeah. Okay. They were Panicked They were monitoring this pizza restaurant And they found that everybody kept ordering a number 40 Which was exorbitant The amount that the pizza was

So then they started surveilling the place And then when they busted the apartment The guy threw out the window Like two kilos of cocaine Jesus And like $200,000 Uh huh The second most popular pizza was fennel with sausage apartment the guy threw out the window like two kilos of cocaine jesus and like two hundred thousand dollars uh-huh the second most popular pizza was fennel with sausage so what did what did the i wonder what this so anyway they arrested him uh and they're like

don't you do this germany as soon as he got out he went back to selling cocaine pizzas wait what the fuck they let it did they Did they put cocaine on the pizza? No, they just gave you an eight-ball of cocaine. That's incredible. Yeah. Yeah. They started... Wait, why did you think this was American?

This happened like a couple days ago. I just get confused sometimes. The title of the story is German police bus drug ring that delivered pizza with a side of cookie. Hey, there are German police in Philadelphia. I was going to joke and say it's in Dusseldorf, and it actually is in Dusseldorf. It is in Dusseldorf. Which is not in Philadelphia. I panicked.

It's okay. You didn't blame a girl? I thought it was a great segment. I'm just a girl. That was one of the best-selling pizzas, criminal director Mikkel Graf von Moltke told reporters in the Dusseldorf area. Yeah. And they found two cannabis plantations

in the nearby Mönchengladbach und Solingen. Is weed not legal in Germany yet? No. I suspect it's not. I don't know. I mean, they arrested these guys, so probably not. I think it was for the cocaine, though. Oh, that's true.

Yeah, cocaine is definitely not. The cops got suspicious because of food inspectors. Oh, it is legal in Germany. By adults 18 and over, huh? Yeah. When police buzzed the apartment of the pizzeria manager, the 36-year-old allegedly threw a bag of drugs out of the window, which fell right into the arms of the police officers.

What, did they caught it? Yeah. The bounty included 1.6 kilograms, which is 3.5 pounds for freedom units, of cocaine, 400 grams of cannabis, and $289 in cash. $289,000 in cash. Yeah.

Damn, $289,000 in cash. And yes, Will was right. They released the restaurant manager from detention after a few days. From memory. And he reopened his business and started selling. From memory. After a few days? Yeah.

They have the woke the age there honestly germany's woke that was kind of crazy that you tried america me up and i had the story memorized it was inspirational and it wasn't even in america it was in germany yeah oh wait that's awesome i'm gonna stick to girly pop no i had your back dude i liked it i do have a girly pop i do have a girly pop nation okay hit us with to girly pop. No, I had your back, dude. I liked it. Do you have a girly pop nation? I do have a girly pop nation. Okay, hit us with a girly pop nation. Oh, actually, I brought a girly pop nation.

Okay, what's going on? Chapel Roan. Oh. On the red carpet this week. Went after a photographer that she said was mean to her four years earlier. Yes. She got like elephant memory. She literally picked the guy out,

pull the clip up. And she's like, you, I remember you. You were so rude to me. I want an apology. Yeah. Now.

Okay. Conspiracy theory. I love chapel run. right but but i've seen some whisperings that people think that this is now her playing into like a bit where this was a random photographer potentially and she's gotten so much like clout for being the normal girl that she's like normal girl coring i don't i don't believe that at all i don't believe that at all i don't think so i think this is probably real dude i love her as another hot altercation on the red carpet while attending the world premiere of olivia rodrigo's go watch this watch She sees him. She like locks in and then she tracks him down,

which is amazing. So that makes me think that it's not bullshit. That makes me think that she like saw this dude and was like, Oh, I read, bam. See that? Boom.

Like, Oh, that does not feel preplanned. That feels like she saw this guy. Okay. Go back so I can read the subtitles. She said, you were so disrespectful to me at the Grammys.

Was it for you? You yelled at me at the Grammy party at the subtitles. She said, you were so disrespectful to me at the Grammys. Was it four years ago? You yelled at me at the Grammy party. At the party, yes. At the Universal After Party, I remember. You were so rude to me. I deserve an apology for that. And then she stands there waiting for it. I don't know if it was four years before.

When were the Grammys? Look at her PR person being like, let's go. Is it the Grammys this year? Gabe, what? And it's unclear if she ever received it. And it's unclear if she ever received it. Apology to the singer does seem to walk away and continue posing for the cameras.

Oh my God. Is that the photographer? He snapped her. He snapped her in the moment. Dude, he should have gotten this one. Wait, Marsh, look up how long ago the instance was. Okay. So I think...

It's dope, though. I think it's good that people are, you know, standing up for themselves. I respect it. I have a lot of love for Chapel Roan. So, you know, much love. I'm an unconditional Chapel Roan defender, especially since the non-endorsement saga took place yeah

i wouldn't kill for her i mean you dyed your hair red yeah you're chapel chapel yeah yeah was that was that your girly pop nation no what's your girly pop nation my girl pop nation probably gonna be about a dude. Can you believe Jimmy Carter's still alive? So February of last year. You can't just say that about people. Yeah, you can. He's 101 years old.

That's a long time ago. You can say that about Jimmy Carter. Yeah. So that event happened eight months ago and she remembered the dude's face. I love her for that. Respect. What's your girly pop nation? What's a girly pop nation? What's a girly pop nation?

I sent Marsha a slideshow. We've got to talk about it, girly pops, because we've all been looking at it. The Hello Kitty girl. Is there video? Because if there is, there's not going to be any audio and I can go grab the speakers. There's no video, just pictures.

No, I don't know the Hello. Nope. There's no video. We're going to go. Okay. Okay. No, I don't know the Hello Kitty Girl or the UCF professor. I think I know what this is. I've done this. Okay. Well, this is the Hello Kitty Girl and the UCF professor. University of Central Florida?

Yeah. Oh, God. So, of course, it happens in Florida. Uh-oh. And all of this was found out because people started posting stuff uh and they made like a big imager like link of more proof and proof and proof uh essentially you can go you can go next um so on october 21st a reddit user posted to the uf the ucf sorry i keep saying ufc ucf suffered asking why professor chv is mean. Hey, this is Girly Pop Nation. Stop it.

Anyway, a computer science professor was fired. Another user replied and mentioned that they would always see him in class with his girlfriend, who was also his TA, but who would never help anyone. So you can see the Reddit post, and they're like, hey, just curious if anyone knows why he was fired. Rumor has it. And then Mindless Mango on Reddit

is like, I would be in class and his girlfriend or it looked like that was the ta she would come up to him after class take his jacket put it on and just be attached to him at his hip but literally never helped anyone even though she was the ta i'd go to office hours and he'd be busy helping other students but she would just stand there and not help any of the other students who were also there it did feel a bit unprofessional but other than that i actually think mead was a great professor and good at his job so that's a bummer um and then someone replied and said girl with the rainbow clothes and accessories right next oh so later that day someone anonymously shared an imager link with a bunch of stalkery photos and videos of the

professor and his ta included in the album are videos and photos of them together. And you can see the colored Hello Kitty photos read, happy birthday, daddy. I love you. And they were left on his door. So this was left on his door of his, like you can see. In public? In public, yeah. That's crazy. And so she colored all these happy 43rd birthday.

Is it her daughter? Is this his daughter? This is from the TA. But is the TA his daughter? Mm-mm. Oh. I think it's a student, right? Yes, correct.

So there's all these photos of them together, you know, just normal TA things. Okay. This is what I do when I'm TA. Wait, is this a college? College, yeah. Yeah, UCF high school. I don't know.

The last picture particularly, he's like using her hair like as a leash. Okay. A little bit. Just, you know, letting her walk along. That's Ludwig Kor. What the fuck? Okay, this is weird. I know.

The stalkery photos are weird, I will say. Why are there so many stalker photos? Is she giving him head in the... I think she's just in the car. I think it's just proof that she's in the car. That is insane. Redditors disputed the rumor that he was fired for dating his ta saying that he left because he wasn't uh he had a good job lined up and he wasn't dating the ta they also mentioned that she is engaged he left because he

got a good job lined up he's not dating the ta and then people are linking the imager and they're like what's this then um anyway they're like doesn't matter if they're not dating you can't walk around with your ta like that and then they're like this is literally them walking together me when i lie like it's just weird the whole reddit is just like up in arms about this relationship yeah um why are why are so many people just like especially if they're on reddit they just like become stalkers are the stalker photos from his wife i don't know is he married um i don't know that Is he married? I don't know. That's what they said. The engaged person is the teacher or the TA? The TA is, I think, engaged.

Let her go through. That Russian name, I don't know how to say it, obviously. That is the Hello Kitty girl. These are some of her posts in a Discord channel where she says, Dr. Mead left because he had a great position lined up that needed him immediately.

I'm so done hearing anything else. Hi, can I just say I'm the Hello Kitty girl you guys keep talking about? I have been sobbing over these rumors for a week, impacting me in class. I literally can't live, please. There's a person at the end of these harmful rumors. I can't take it anymore. This guy says, I don't know, guys. I think Morty is the Monty is the real goat.

You all just over hate him. Yeah. And so I don't know what's going on. She said she's engaged. No more talk about this. OK, next. So she's saying it's not it. But then a final Reddit user went in and said, I know Kaylee and Meade very well.

I was together with them a lot more than any other student, and I can guarantee that nothing was between them. Meade is extremely kind, and he reaches out a helping hand to anyone in need. If you want more information, you can look at my replies to people on other posts pertaining to this. At this point, I have no desire to further talk about this topic

since it's clear that people would rather believe a rumor than the facts. Frankly, it's sickening to see how people are willing to go far and make this slander. And then, you know, there's comments with the pictures. That's the TA with her fiancé. Next. So, it's still up in the air. What? That's what's

crazy. Were Meade and his TA just friendly with each other? Was the TA cheating on her fiancé with the professor? Were they actually engaged and in some sort of daddy dom slash little girl wait wait no oh god i hate this cutie i hate this why because nothing was confirmed and that woman went on her discord saying please don't advance this rumor and gossip and we're putting it on one of the most viewed podcasts on the internet well that's because she left those pictures up that said i love you daddy yeah like that was her what do you expect this wait wait go back to the pictures does the does the does the coloring book say i love you daddy in the art or did she write i love you daddy on top of them unless maybe the star i enhance zoom can

command z enhance enhance command z enhance i love you screw up is at the top happy birthday daddy i love kaylee happy birthday daddy i mean that's what what if someone else wrote that on there that's what that there's an argument. Why wouldn't she say that? Because obviously they have a weird ass stalker that's following them around. Wait, go up. That is not an adult's handwriting. Yeah, that looks like the T.A. Well, that's why people are saying art with like a child.

Maybe his daughter. I don't believe he has a daughter. OK, now I want to know. I know. But this is the only update that the world has given us. now I want to know. I know. But this is the only update that the world has given us. So I don't know. But people were saying it was a Dom Dommy little girl.

Daddy Dom little girl relationship. What? Dude, this shit is so stalkery. Let me see. What the fuck is happening? We get commercials on Imgur. So that's her. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I'm going to tell you right now. I am inclined. That's crazy. I am inclined to believe. Yeah, I mean, that's. I am inclined to believe them, and I'm going to tell you why. gonna tell you why pause everybody pause uh-huh the photos and the videos are from a real sick fuck i will say the stalker this is one individual that like hard stalked them so if you follow someone long enough right you could make aust Austin and I look like we're in a relationship. That's true.

Like, any time, if you're around us, like, 24 hours a day and I'm doing something like this and you just take a photo of that from behind, all of a sudden, you put a slideshow together with that. Also, in my text messages, I'm always like, come over here, give me that turbo suck, bitch.

You know what I mean? Like, if you... That's crazy. He does say that. He doesn mean like if you yeah he does say that i say that to my friends he touched he touched my penis earlier when i was wearing the the revealing outfit this is what i don't want to go i gave it a little flay i don't want to go to the onsen with them in japan because they're gonna touch they're gonna look at me. We're going to be like, what do you got over there? I don't want to be. Can I be honest? You need to hear this. If we didn't sexually

harass you a little bit, that would be discrimination because you're gay. We don't want to treat you different. I want to treat you like one of my bulls. I'm just going to give you a little flick. This little onsen thing in Japan where you have to get I want to treat you like one of my bulls. I'm just going to give you a little flick. I'm going to flick it. It's a real penis. This little, this onsen thing in Japan where you have to get naked.

And I know it's not about penises. I know it's not about that. However, I know because the way I've been talking that they will make it about my penis the whole time. No. No. They will totally. They're going to harass me. Don't make it weird.

Listen. They're going to flick it. Aiden in the yard, right? Aiden's by. Yes. They're still flicking his bean. They're still slapping his weird. Listen. They're going to flick it. Aiden in the yard, right? Aiden's by. Yes. They're still flicking his bean. They're still slapping his ass. Yeah, they don't trade him in different.

I'm so just, I'm just so modest. I'm also modest. I would never get naked in front of my friends. You cut the sleeves off a child's Tinkerbell costume. This is the slut. You're a slut. Look, this is, I'm modest, not about my arms, but I don't want my penis.

Showing off your arms and showing off your penis is two different things. Austin, we accept your penis. Thank you. Whatever it looks like. That's what friendship is. I have a great penis. We can't wait to see it.

It's going to be hard first. No! What the fuck is wrong with you? That's gross. Well, with you? That's gross. Well, hold on. That's weird. You can't pipe up in an onset. What the fuck?

Guys, what I'm saying is it doesn't look good soft and I don't want to get hard. That's crazy. I don't want to get hard. No, no, you can't do that. We accept your penis however it looks. I got to get a little bit, like a little bit. No! No!

You can't. That's crazy. That's weird. You can get hard with that's crazy that's weird no that's weird i'm not going to do that i just don't want then i don't want to show it this friendship cannot continue i don't but it's not an erotic erection i don't even know you it's just a showman it's a showman no you can't i mean you can give it you can give it the classic locker room fluff pull to the side tug, just to give it a little, you know. Just let him get hard with you guys.

No. You guys are making it weird. Let him get hard with you. I don't want him to get hard with me. Cutie and I will never be naked in front of each other. Okay, dude, why are you... When you get erect, then it's like sexual. You can't do that.

You can't be erect around your homies. You've never had a platonic erection? No. What about when you get up in the morning and you have to go pee? Is that sexual? No. You get up in an onsen? Yeah.

What do you mean? Like you get hard to go pee sometimes. No, in an onsen capacity. No, it's okay. This is important. When we're about to be at an onsen, if get hard while we're naked then that's weird it is we're gonna think you're getting hard because of us if I was in the onsen naked with you guys

with a wiener the whole time I'd be thinking don't get hard don't get hard and then I'd probably end up getting hard because I'm thinking so much about not getting hard that's not how boners work usually it's the opposite okay usually it's like thinking about don't get hard actually no she's right what no there is no world where you're getting hard in the onsen thinking about don't get hard. Actually, no, she's right. What? No.

There is no world where you're getting hard in the onset. I mean, growing up... No, because you wouldn't be turned on by us naked. No, absolutely not. Exactly. You could be if you thought about it enough. Now I'm a little concerned. Will they, won't they? If you thought about it enough, you could.

We're just bros. Cutie, have you ever been fully nude in front of other women? No. Like at a spa? Nope. Interesting. I won't do it. I'm going to have to do penis enhancement exercises.

I got, I got, I'm too self-conscious. Did I ever tell you that I got really weird? I got like upset that I had nipples as a child. No. No. No, Cutie, you didn't. Because one time I was in the living room and my brothers were watching like WWE. And remember the WWE where like the girls would like rip each other's clothes off?

Oh, do I? Yeah. I think I've heard this story before. And so they rip each other's clothes off. The girls are obviously wearing pasties, but we're on like a CRT and they rip them off. And I think they have no nipples and they have like these gorgeous big boobs and no nipples. And I went in the bathroom and I was like, fuck, I'm a boy. That was probably Trish.

I have nipples. That was probably Trish Stratus. Yeah. Or Stacey Keebler. They were beautiful. They were the best. They were beautiful. So growing up as a girl, do they like, do you guys all like want big boobs?

Yeah. Is it like exciting? I remember this girl, this girl named Christy. Shout out, Christy. Shout out. One day she had like big boobs and I was like, dude, how are your boobs so big? I remember this girl, this girl named Christy. Shout out, Christy. Shout out. One day she had like big boobs and I was like, dude, how are your boobs so big? And this was at Sunday school, she told me.

She was like, well, I pray to Jesus for them every night. That's awesome. And so I went home and I said, dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. Thank you for everything you've given me. You prayed for big boobs? Yeah, I asked. He did not give. Wow.

I did not receive. I think it's fine, though. Would you ever get some gender-affirming care? No, because I don't like anesthesia. If there was a way to do it without anesthesia, I would have already had one. You get big titties? You get fucking honkers? Yeah, I think so. You got a little too excited.

Wait, wait, wait. Walk us through this. What size? What are we working with? I think I just get like a really full C. That'd be really funny if she came out and she was like double Ds out of nowhere. She's like, what's up, guys? That'd be cool. Wait, you know what, cutie? We'll pay for it with the podcast.

I don't want to get put under. They could probably do local anesthesia. Yeah, we'll do the first ever awake poop search. Yeah, no, no, no. I don't know if they can. I don't know. I think that'd be horrifying. It's pretty minimally invasive now, I think. They put it under your muscle. Well if they can. I don't know. I think that'd be horrifying. It's pretty minimally invasive now, I think.

They put it under your muscle. Well, they can. They can also go through your armpit to not show any sort of scar. Well, I'm like okay. I'm like 30 now. I don't really give a shit. Also, are you ever going to switch it up? Are you big fat?

Big fat. We need it for the pot. We need it for the pot. We need it for the pot. This would genuinely improve. And then you could be one of those girls. I'll get something done if you get boobs. What do you want to get done? I'll get my nose done.

What plastic surgery do I need done? Nothing. Don't say anything. You're going to give him a complex. I could probably get a little nose job. I don't want anything. Yeah, we know. Yeah.

It's not. I don't want anything yeah we know yeah it's not i don't want anything i think it's look at this he wouldn't even get those saucer ears tucked we're all trying to get plastic curious george over here i don't i'm trying to get plastic surgery to look like you no the thing is i i i have a like a very luddite perspective on this right maybe maybe it's like a little bit spanish language channels this. Maybe it's like a little bit. Spanish language channels on those discs. Maybe it's a little bit primitive of me to feel this way, but I think it's better to just be comfortable with what you got.

It's easy for you to say that. Yeah, you're such a fucking piece of shit. What do you mean? You're talking about my elephant Dumbo ears. It's like I have to attack something. I mean, I don't give a shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Hassan, it's easy for you to say. Why? Us normal looking people. You have no issues. Nothing. I have issues. Whatsoever. Like what?

Like looks wise? Yeah, looks wise. I get a little fat right here. Okay, you're psychotic. Can you back me up on this? No, don't feed into it. He's going to go through some things. Yeah, it looks wise. I get a little fat right here. Okay, you're psychotic. Can you back me up on this? No, don't feed into it. He's going to go through some crazy stuff. Hasan, we're getting old and we're rich.

Yes. It's time to go under the knife. Yes, it is. I worry that it's like- Cutie's going to get some big fat titties. Okay, that I'm on board with. That I'm on board with. That'd be very funny.

That would be very funny. Cutie just randomly was just her manic self, but with fat knockers, that would be hilarious. Our viewership would skyrocket. Yeah, that would be good for the pod. What if I get my tits done? That would also be good for the pod. Yeah. What do you think?

Could I go back? Yeah. You have great tits, though. What the fuck's wrong with you? Yeah, I know. Packs, but, you know. Oh, you want like knockers. Let's just throw some Ds on there. Hey, you yeah i'm proud of you what if we all just got big fat

titties oh my god our viewership would go crazy hold on guys think about it low cut six months we all get our tits done all of us i'm kind of with it yeah six months that's all we need and subscribe to the patreon We'll just do it just out. We'll do our Patreon just out. I don't know how I'm on board with it. It'll go viral. It'll go viral. It would be like a story out of Russia.

Podcast gets big fat titties. Even demands for views. I feel like we're going to do Skyrocket. Showing women have easier on internet. Why don't we just do steroids instead? That's like way sicker. Okay, I would do steroids. I wouldn't do steroids because my hair would go and I'd get back

acne and I couldn't do it. That's why I haven't done steroids to this point. Pussy. I wouldn't. I would be fucking brawling. It'd be stinky. Stinky? Yeah, you get smelly and stinky. What? I know a lot of people with on roids at the gym and they're stinky no they just have bad fucking yeah hygiene that's crazy bad hygiene

okay what i don't know anything about steroids would you know you want to be uh on the stream and i i hang out with dr mike isbertel yeah you know who that is of course yeah he's gonna we're gonna i have to be there to break the ice because he was told you were a terrorist no i know i've been talking to him it's fine i told him my only i think he would be more comfortable if there was an you know unthreatening white dude there yeah yeah i uh no i i'll come with an american i told him i saw that clip i saw i saw that we are not an hour because guys i had a tantrum because the jet season is over as of today they're probably eliminated from playoff contention, which means. God damn it.

Yeah, exactly. It's kind of like. Also, I got to tell you this. The moment that the Jets lost. Let me send me this. It's a picture of Popeye the Sailor Man with a big fat cock. Why did he do that? Sharpening it on a sharpening wheel.

And I don't know if you know that, but there's Arabic writing at the top too. What is happening? I don't know. Where did he find that? Is that Islamophobic? What is this? Is Ludwig being Islamophobic?

Or no, he's actually pro. He's actually pro-Muslim. This is what happens this is what happens when you got robert saleh out yeah so uh there was a lot happening in my life he did that i don't know so i threw a tantrum and marsh is gonna graciously cut out all the part of the podcast where i was behaving poorly but there's a lot to take on but we are now that you're in a better mood we will say once, I was giving everybody their flowers and I gave you yours as well. Cut that.

Shut the fuck up. We're not cutting that. Bodyhead, November 15th. It's going to be on Cartoon Network. Yeah. I'm very proud of you. You did. You and Andre were fucking excellent.

You guys were awesome. The show is hilarious. You guys actually watched it? We did. We sat and watched it together. The show is fucking awesome. It was two, wasn't it? No, we watched the first two episodes. The third one wasn't out yet. the third one wasn't out yet we wanted we wanted to watch it we're watching

it tonight yeah you know uh i honestly i i love cartoons so fucking much they're such a huge part of my life yes um i always say that like the moment that i felt my brain turn on for the first time is when i went over to my friend ben's house for a sleepover. Shout out, Ben. And I was like 10 years old and I couldn't sleep, so I snuck downstairs and I was there for one of the very first broadcasts of Adult Swim. Cowboy Bebop, right? Cowboy Bebop. Yeah.

And I just felt my entire brain chemistry change. And ever since that moment, this has been a dream for me. So even to have my little tiny episode on adult swim feels really cool it's incredible and it's and it's also i like i like that it's weird like it's just so many of the cartoons nowadays especially with like so many of the fucking family guy clones like i just hate it i hate it so much there was like an entire genre of like what was it like big mouth or whatever like there was an entire genre of like what was it like big mouth or whatever like there was an entire genre of like that style i really tried to like big mouth and it's just there's

something about like kids going through puberty that is just so like it's fucking gross isn't it yeah i just look like no disrespect like there's you know some friends of mine that have worked on all these shows and stuff but like I think that that method is outdated. So I really appreciate when there's like, when there's a, when there's a lot of really incredible talent on the show. And I still think it's a good cartoon. It just was one of the few that was not for me.

Like I'm saying, uh, I like that it, you know, this is, uh, it's, it's pushing,

uh, the boundaries in a very meaningful way and it's very funny as well. So, check it out. Thank you. Also, ideology.shop.

The merchandise is still out. Get it while it's hot. Get it before it runs out. Get it before. And don't forget to nominate for streamer awards. And nominate specifically in the tub

with Austin's show Best Stream Series. Me. Oh, I'm kidding. And we'll see you behind the paywall at patreon.com. Isn't the behind the paywall Disney?

No. No, no. We're doing the paywall. We're live streaming Disney. Yeah. Patreon.com. What if the car ride there is the Patreon?

Do we need to go right now? It would be smart. Yes, we should go. We could film the Patreon in the car. Because I don't want to do this the same way we did last time where we just get there and have to turn around and leave. Okay. I want to go enjoy myself.

How long is Oogie Boogie Bash? It starts from 3 to midnight okay but i got us really special tickets for nine o'clock what wait keep recording are you still recording what do you what what special tickets i got us uh dessert party for the parade and so we get special seating oh my god and we get to see the parade and they're really hard to get can i say something can i say something can i say? Let me say one fucking thing. We need to get better food this time. Yes.

Disney doesn't have. What do you mean? Disney doesn't have good food. All I watch are TikToks of these motherfuckers running around. Oh, I had some dim sum. I had some Chao Yung Bao. I had some. That's California Adventure.

That's California Adventure. That's California Adventure. That's where we're going. California Adventure has better food than Disney. They ran out of the fucking dim sum last time I was there. Don't worry. We're fine. Oogie Boogie is at 25%. We'll be able to do everything you want.

Hold my hand. He's going to be really mad though because I'm not going to go on roller coasters. But you guys can go on roller coasters. No, I'm not going to go on roller coasters. It's an exhausting conversation. You have to go on the roller coasters. Who's going to hold the camera? You have to go on the roller coasters.

You have to go on the roller coasters. You have to go on the roller coasters. You have to go on the roller coasters. You have to go on the roller coasters. You have to go on the roller coasters. You have to go on the rollercoaster. You have to go on the rollercoaster. You have to go on the rollercoaster. You have to hold the camera. No, Marsh can hold the camera. He'll do a great job.

He's got tiny fingers like me. Guys, listen. Marsh, you have tiny fingers. We are entering soon a new year, a new administration. We are. And I just want to say I'm very grateful for this podcast. A new year, a new administration. New lives. And I just want to say I'm very grateful for this podcast. Me too. Because if I wasn't here, I would probably have been in a piss poor mood for the rest of the day

because I would be doom scrolling Twitter. Me too. With other angry New Yorkers going, The fucking Jets gave me mesothelioma. Because that's how I feel inside. That's fair. But I'm with you guys. And so I'm happy.

And we're going to go to Disney. And we're going to eat good food. And we're going to go on the roller coasters. Go on the roller coasters. Go on the roller coasters. You guys are going on the roller coasters. I'm not going on the roller coasters. Yes, you are.

Yes, you are. I'm going to kill Marsha! Teksting av Nicolai Winther Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok