Fear& - The Jinkx Monsoon Episode | Fear&

Episode Date: March 9, 2026

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And I love to do that. And usually that's like, that's a good thing. And usually the men that I'm with, they don't really even want the dick sucks. Same. Every time we've had any queer gay, they clock your shit. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast. It is my distinct pleasure to welcome Broadway superstar.

Yes. Stand-up comedian, actress, two-time, two-time winner. of Rupal's Dragways. Among many other things, the list goes on and on. Jinks Monsoon, everybody. It's Monsoon season, baby. Let's go. Thank you for having me.

Jinks, it is such a pleasure to have you. It's a pleasure to be here, even though it's 10 a.m. right now. I'm an early riser, but to leave my house before, you know, midday. This is an archaic. Typically, we film at nighttime sometimes. Yeah. Really? Yeah, it's terrible.

I'm a night owl. He's an early riser. Are you an early riser? I'm a night owl. I'm whenever the coffee. I have to re-I have to rewire. Like when I'm on tour, I have to get myself up all night. And then right now I have my cats that don't let me sleep in.

Does anyone else have pets? I have two cats. And I know you travel with two of them. They're lunatics about the food in the morning. Do you open feed them at all? I don't feed them. I've given up. Oh, you don't?

In feeding, like, I just let, I don't know this is bad. I'm going to get attacked by cat owners, but I just fill the bowl up and let them regulate themselves. I'm just so sick of the vet giving my girl's body complex issues. Wait, how fat are your cats? Oh, my cats are starting to game. They're not regulating well. No, see? Yeah.

You can't trust cats. They're smarter than us. Yeah, no. I've been talking, I always talk about we've got a domestic long hair gray one named bumper and he is putting on weight and I do comment on it and I've commented on it several times

but my boyfriend gets pissed at me he's like quit calling him, quit body shaming I get so upset when the vet says Myrtle's a little pear shape. I'm like She's healthy is what she is She's loved.

I don't understand that as a dog owner because, like, I'll be, I have a dog. It's actually her birthday. As a dog owner, I have a dog. But I was going to say, I have, I have one dog. She just turned three today. It's her birthday today. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Kaya. But also, I take care of my brother's dog from time to time as well. And, like, you just kind of have to, like, you have to feed them. Like, I don't understand. You just, you can't, like, let it. Well, we're not saying we're going to starve our animals. No, no, I mean, like, you have to put their bowl down. No, he's right.

I was choking. He said stand-up comedian in my intro, so I felt comfortable. You put the bowl down, and you're like, now is your time to eat. And then you put another bowl down for the other dog, and you're like, now is your time to eat. And then it has to be like a regular. Yeah. Otherwise, they will eat all of the food. But the cats don't.

No, my dog is the same way. It's free range. What? Pasture raised. Yeah. It's incredible. I've given, I don't know. He gets one wet food a day.

Same with the cats. They get one wet food. But otherwise, just dry foods out. crazy to me. As an apertief. Farley gets his like healthy food, which he hates, and then he gets like little sweeteners. He'll plow through those. But throughout the day, he'll hit his bowl and look at me and be like, come on, asshole, let's go. That's crazy. My cats won't allow the bowl to be empty. My cats, they will eat what's there. We've got them regimented right now. They get the same amount every day. They have to parcel it out. They know how much. But when, what they will do is there will be

three little kibble bits left and they'll like get it out individually, walk up to me and crunch them and then walk back to the bowl and get one more and walk up to me like, oh, I'm running out these the last couple ones. I love that. Cats are so, they've got so much personality. The divine being. Sorry. Dogs two.

I think the relationship between a human and an animal is, well, you know, I think, I think the relationship between a human and an animal is one of the easiest ways everyone can practice witchcraft. It's like there's something so magical and indescribable about the fact that I know which, what all of her meows mean. You know, the different meows and she can meow from a different room and I know she wants out, you know, or she's tattling on her sister or something like that. Yes. No.

Now, Jinks, you came from a witchy home. I did. And I only have leaned in as an adult. Like I was raised by witches who didn't really self-identify as witches. When you look back on the way they raised me, I'm like, those were witches. My mom, my grandma and my aunts. They had a cauldron in the living room. Well, it was like they all, my mom and my grandma referred to themselves as Catholics.

Very loosely Catholic. Like, I didn't grow up with a lot of, just kind of the hits. just the Catholic kids, you know, everything. Guilt, guilt, guilt, guilt, don't do this. You're a sinner. And, but then my mom and my grandma and my aunt were so superstitious. And then when I was a teenager, my mom would warn me not to play Dungeons and Dragons because I was going to fall in with the wrong crowd.

Then we'd stop at the cemetery so she could get grave dust scrapings off a happy grave so that she could win the lottery, I think, was the goal with that one. You need grave dust if you want to win the powerball. There were all kinds of unhexing things. No, we win no lotteries. I think you don't get what you ask for, you get what you need. And that's very frustrating to a lot of people. They come into witchcraft and they're like,

I just have to say what I want and then I get it. And it's like, no, you say what you want. You work really hard, and then nature gives you what you actually need, and then you go, thank you. So it's up to nature to decide what you get. Well, nature's kind of really in control of everything. I mean, we're all just dancing around until she kills us. Right? I mean, that's what we've been fucking around for a while, and now we're in the find out period.

Oh, yeah. No, yeah, for sure. as Earth in general. What about dark magic? Were there any like enemies? My mom was very, very anti-dark magic. And she normally was doing things to un-purse herself because she was convinced there were. That's how I feel.

What are some uncurces? Well, burning white candles. Oh, okay. Salt baths. Oh. You burn a white candle with a needle in the wick. Wait, I do that anyway. I didn't realize.

What? I guess that's something to hire the candle burn better, but it's also a witchcraft. No, no, not the, not the like the, the, I do salt, I do salt bath. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Motherfucker's soaking his feet thinking he's doing. No, no, I do a salt better than I burn candles. I burn white candles. But do you have to put a needle through it?

No, you don't have to. Here's the thing is like. Is that why the hexes haven't been working? Maybe. Witchcraft's all about intention. So you already do the things, like knocking on wood. Yes, yes, I do knock on wood. So that starts as a, that starts as a, like, full mythy thing.

Yeah. But it also has some kind of practical application, which I was told when you're, like, statically charged and you keep shocking people, you knock on wood to get the currency out or something. So it's like something that when they couldn't understand why you were shocking people, it's like demons. Yeah. So knock on wood. And then, and now we still do it, but we don't remember the demons part. Oh, interesting. That's fine.

Yeah, because I do knock on wood quite a bit. That was like one of the things. I have to carry a piece of wood in my purse. Oh, that is brilliant. Emergency wood? My friend's assistant. That's brilliant. He got frustrated with me

Like having to get out of the car And run a knock on a tree Because something wrong was said, you know How many times did you stop a car to knock on a tree? That might have happened once When does it become OCD? That's the thing is I am a pragmatic person

I like to know the logical reasons behind everything Like you know where knock on wood came from And then I make the more fun choice. Okay. So it's like, yeah, I know I, I already know about a lot of my own mental. Picadillos. Yeah. The funest parts of me.

But I just kind of choose to, I acknowledge the logical aspect. I take the meds. And then I lean into. This is coming from someone with OCD. Everything. I'm like, that has a meaning. That has a meaning. I could just be a witch. It's full spectrum coverage. You got to cover all your bases. You get

medicated and you get the witch's up. That's what my therapist says. Yeah. Do you just like covering covering every angle? This is a genuine question because I've I've faced this too because I her and I have very similar. Up until now it was all disingenuous question. No, no. Super superstitious when you're when knocking on wood I've always been caught up like is that real wood? Yes. Oh my God, I do that too. I do that too. I'm like is that real wood? Does this even work? Is it plastic? and we would fight over it and then we would knock on paper

as a fail safe but then there's my aunt who says it has to be three and then if you go past three then you have to go to the next multiple of three and she would freak out if you would just knock two times or knock

four times and then sometimes other people in the family keep going, we'll fix the camera other people in the family would That's crazy. Sorry. No, don't be sorry. I was like, you said keep going and I thought it was for me.

Three notes. No, it is for you. It was for you to keep going. No, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. Anyway, it was points of contention in my family. I was raised with that.

You ordered a nice bagel for yourself with cream cheese? I'm so sorry, Jinks. I was overwhelmed. He told me to order a bunch of coffee, and I just started ordering it, Will. and I just ordered a bagel. I ordered a vanilla latte. You got enough to share with the class? I panicked.

I don't know. Somebody takes something. He got you this. You've got your drink already, but whatever you want. And Jinks, I even have a bagel if you want to share one with me. I'll see what happens.

But it's available to you. We'll leave it here somewhere. I got one. I got a superstition thing. This is a Turkish. I mean, we believe in like gins and stuff. Everything I've heard from Turkish superstition from you

has been kind of awesome. and very bizarre. Yeah. So one of the things that we do in my household, like, well, there's two things. One, bread is like, holy. My dad was like, if a bread falls on the ground, like, you have to pick it up. You have to like, you have to respect it. You have to eat it.

Oh, wait, what? Like, yeah, you can't just like, like, you can't just drop bread. You have to eat ground bread? Yeah, or you just have to, like, treat it with respect after it. How much ground bread have you eaten in your life? But that's number one. I don't really care. That's why I do five second rule.

It doesn't bother me at all. I'm just, I'm slamming things. off the ground. It doesn't matter. Sure. The other one that I think is really unique that I don't know why other people don't encounter or incorporate into their regimen is knives and scissors and sharp objects. Wait, what? When we, when in Turkey, or at least in my household, when you, when you hand, no, no, that's, that's a classic. Yeah. When you hand a sharp object to another person, normally some people will, will offer, will, you know, hold the sharp part and, and give the handle to the other person in order not to like accidentally stab them. That makes sense. In Turkey, we don't actually exchange sharp objects directly hand to hand. We actually put it on the ground, like, or put it on a

table, and then you spit on it. And then you spit on it. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. Well, the bread thing is totally said. Mono is rampant in Turkey. If this was, if this was a knife and I wanted to hand it to you, I would, you're like, oh, give me the knife. I go, no, no, no, don't touch it. Oh, sorry. And then you hook to it. Yeah, okay. And then you pick it up. So does some people really lathering up?

No, it's not a real spit. You're not spinning. You just go, poof. Man. But the reason for it is apparently if you give a sharp object to another person, you fight. Oh. It's in order to avoid, like, I guess, bad juju or in order to avoid a duel in the future. I don't know what the historical significance is.

Spitting is an unhex. It's like a pursing and uncurcing. thing, kind of like the evil eye. Yeah. And so like when someone, it's all about intention. Like sometimes, uh, uh, witches spit over your shoulder when you feel like someone's following you. And if you feel like an astral presence is following you.

Oh my gosh. I have a question for you. Wait, that's brilliant. Okay. Because you said astral. You know about astral projecting? Yeah. I've been, I've been going on some K-holes.

Wait. I think that's like it's it's actually sometimes I find myself with a few hours to kill and I'm like we're going to try again I don't know I I watch the videos I listen to the binaural beats that are supposed to help and I swear I've been close but then I'm also like I'm also like what am I doing I had a I'm taking really fun naps he would stalk me through astral projection No. Really? And I never knew if I believed him or not. Right? I couldn't tell.

He told you. He was like, I'm stalking you through astro-re-projection. No, so he would always brag about astral-projecting like all the time. And then we broke up. Okay. I know this seems crazy. Girl. Okay.

You are in a safe space. You are in a brave space. I want to hear about it. Thank you. Okay. Sometimes I open up more than I should. It's a problem I have. No, this is great.

So we break up, right? Well, and throughout our relationship, like, I got him like a Christmas present and he, like, knew what it was. And I was like, how does he know? You know, and he was an astro projection. I feel like there was probably a different way he could find out without astro projection. I don't think so. And so then we break up and I'm like sad and I like, right in my journal, right? Right in my journal.

I'm in my room. My door is locked. I'm asleep. I wake up in the middle of the night and I feel like someone's watching me. And I'm like, I get really like weird feeling and I just kind of like shake it off. I go back to sleep. The next morning, he texts me an expert, an excerpt from my journal. Is that weird?

Thank you. That's nuts. What if he was talking you, IRL? Yeah, I feel like you were just breaking into your school. Okay, I was going to say, even the witch doesn't believe. No, no, I, I'm like, okay, so I've never spoken with anyone who truly earnestly has convinced me that they've astral. projected. But I'm also like, again,

sometimes there's logical explanations for things and then our brain chooses the more exciting thing. I don't know. I wasn't there. I don't have an ex-contextual clues, enough contextual clues. But what I can say is the next time you feel I'm creeping, that's what burning sage or other,

like when you are cleansing an air, that's to get rid of those kind of references. You can close the astral plane. Salt at the entrances of your house. And I have heard that if you do your shoes, toe to heel, that it confuses ghosts. At the end of your bed,

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Would you recommend just... I go on ghost tours sometimes. Would you recommend just doing these things just as a precautionary measure? Because I'm genuinely, I'm just a little superstitious. I don't know what's coming at me. It's one of those things where the more you choose to engage in it, the more you'll notice it. You know what I mean? Like the more you're like keeping your mind open for things, the more you're like, this squirrel's talking to me.

You're talking to you're talking to hypochondriacs. I do these things, and I don't know, it's not based on any like actual like thing. that people do, but I'll make up things in my head. Like, I'll be, I'm not dead serious. It may be OCD, I don't know, but I'll be like, washing my hands and I'll be like, if I don't do this for this period of time, something bad is

going to be. Yeah, you're describing OCD. Austin, you're describing OCD. Yeah, your bedtime routine is very OCD. I'm diagnosed. Well, I mean, I do have a bedtime routine, but I feel like it's good for me. Well, I think, I think

what we're learning. No, no, wait, wait, way, way, way, I think what we're collectively learning, especially people in, I'm guessing, our age. We're all like, what, 30-something? Yeah, yeah. So I think we're learning that there's a lot of cultural impacts that cause waves, you know, like higher amounts of the same neurodivergence because of similarities to how we were raised and how we were conditioned and the technology that's available.

So you think Furbies gave everyone autism? I think I think I don't know the pipeline between like the power rangers and why we're also obsessed with doing things a certain way. I like to think because I was a latchkey kid, that's a lot of part, a lot of it, you know, like taking care of yourself. But then also like spending time alone, I'd be like, well, mom said as long as I never answered. answer the phone while she's gone. You know, don't tell people, you know, like, you get in kind of, I don't know. I don't know what the pipeline is, but I do know. Interesting.

We're probably all somewhere on the spectrum with the things that we all share. Like, enough of us all have enough of the same things that I think it's time to start accepting that we collectively share these symptoms, whether we've been diagnosed with them or not. And I think sometimes we need to look at the symptoms and worry about assessing the symptoms before we worry about a diagnosis, because sometimes you've got to get the symptoms in control to properly assess. I like that. Like, my narcolepsy was misdiagnosed for a while. Really?

Because, like, narcolepsy is not a common thing, but depression is, you know? So, and then I was an alcoholic for years, and that masked a lot of the things that, like, I couldn't realize because I was always either drunk or hungover or some kind of affected. So it's like finding out in my 30s, oh, you have lots of ADHD in there, you know. And I haven't been diagnosed with any OCD, but I did have a therapist say, once after working with me for months, I was like, these kind of feel like maybe they could be OCD tendencies. And the therapist said, wait, have we been operating this whole time under the assumption you don't have a lot? And I was like, what? And he was like, I just thought that was what we were working on. Oh my God.

And I was like, no. So you know what I mean? And I know we shouldn't try to self-diagnose. We shouldn't start going around trying to play the like poor me game, you know, because here's the big thing that I think a lot of people forget about identifying those things is once you identify them, then it's your choice how to, you still got to find. a way to interact with other people. You know what I mean?

Like I don't think identifying your neurodivergence is now a free pass to behave however you want. I think I've always compared my neurodivergence to my alcoholism because they all kind of stem from similar roots. And once I realized I was an alcoholic, I was like, okay, this is bleeding out and affecting other people. And I can either choose to divert. that energy or I can choose to lose my friends.

You know what I mean? But we all get to decide our own boundaries. And so while you're determining your boundaries, you have to recognize that other people are also doing the same. Right. And they have every right to do that. Yeah. This is a crazy segue, but mentioning alcoholism,

I know you've played Judy. I'm about to play Judy. Oh, but I did play her on the snatch game. Off West End, right? Yes. But like, do you see, is it easier to, because she's, she had the same problems in our life, right? And so. I think, I think, well, I'll say playing Mary Todd, who in O'Maryie was written as an alcoholic.

And I think when someone knows why they drink and can effectively communicate, and I feel like, I feel like we have enough clues as to what caused a lot of Judy Garland substance abuse issues. Yeah. And so with those clues and what she shared publicly and what you can kind of piece together, you're like, oh, like it's kind of the same thing our society did to Britney Spears. Yeah. Right. Oh, absolutely.

No, it's cyclical. Yeah. who had to grow up in the public eye as not other people, other women who had to grow up in the public eye and had men just constantly telling them how to behave and then how to pull off behaving that way. It's insane. How do you, like, how do you immerse yourself in a role like that?

Is it like a question? Like, that's such a dream role. I guess I like to first always find what I have in common with my characters. And so I don't drink anymore, but I remember why I drank. Yeah. And I remember what it helped with. And, you know, I like to start where we're the same. And then that kind of lives in the core of it while I find all the ways that were different.

Right. That's great. I love it. Sorry, I'm such a Judy nerd. Like, the first time I ever came to L.A., that was like, I was like, I have to go to her star. I have to go to her house. Can you tell chat which Judy you're talking about for the Philistines?

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Judy Garland, everybody. Yeah, for chat. She, uh,

oh, sorry. Oh, yes. I was like, which, she played Dorothy. Your favorite Judy Garland moments?

All of them. I'm like such a blur. I'm like Donald Trump. I'm like, all the passages. It's hard to rank them. He did. He did.

He played Dorothy. Oh, he did. Do you want to, you could rank his performance, maybe. Oh, my God, we could do that. If you could pull up, we flip.

He did a lovely job. It was an off-Broadway type thing. It was pretty far off. Well, Marsh is pulling that up. I wanted to address something with you in the room, and I've been waiting for weeks to meet in the presence. Are you looking at this area of the table? Is it a good?

He likes to send these things out. Obviously, your jinx fucking monsoon, But on top of that, you share something in common with me. Oh, my goodness. We are you, if you say something mean. Don't, no. We are both from Portland, Oregon. God.

We are. Yes, we are both from Portland, Oregon. And I have been trying to get them to visit me. And they refuse to come to our city. She has a past. They have refused to come see me. in Portland, Oregon. Hold on, hold on.

I know that's distracting. Real quick, we need to address this. Well, is it someone... Do you go other places? Yes, they do. Many other places. I said I would come to Portland, and I am working on setting up

a show date in Portland. Yes. I'm looking at your pearl necklace and wondering how you've never gone to... Yes. Yes. And wouldn't Hassan fit in so well in Portland? Yeah.

I mean, we've got something for everybody. I go to places where... where people disagree with me. I see, I see Portland as like, we barely can to try cities right out. Yes, we do. We have many,

listen, I'm not kidding. You get a little bit of everything in Portland. You do? Because for some reason, even though Portland is this liberal, progressive mecca in the Pacific Northwest and I always think it's like one of the most progressive, at least like in its,

principles, not always in its practice, because the Pacific Northwest can stand to be more diverse in background. Once you get outside of the city limits, it gets a little... I just want to acknowledge that, you know, I'm not sitting here, patting my own back here, for coming, for being born somewhere. But the point is, Austin is all the time. I'm very progressive place, and then you just go 40 minutes outside of Portland, and it's like you're in the deep south all over.

a sudden. Oh yeah, Confederate flags. And like people have Southern accents. Yes. Like, and you're like, how? How did they get Southern accents? My friend's dad is from, yeah. Austin's never sold it like that.

And he has a Southern accent. I'm like, you're from Grants Pass. What the fuck? I know. You know? And I had drag queens that like I grew up with who were like, girl, you matter, get caught. Dumb Dib Dib Dib Dib Dach.

And I'm like, where are you from? And she's like, Grasham. Which is a. It's a airport. If you went, you would know. If you would know. If you would know. I'm very familiar.

Portland is like a island surrounded by White supremac's enclave. Oh my God. So here's what you need to go to Portland for. So much weed. Yes, great weed. We have more. I know nowadays it doesn't matter.

We also have full nude strip clubs. That's right. More per capita in anywhere in the world. Okay. We don't have that in L.A. Because of the liquor license law, we do not have that in L.A. And we have strip clubs full dong. Oh, yeah.

Wow. Oh, yeah. Dong out. Stag. Stag and Silverado. In Silverado. I'd love to go to. Nobody would. I'm always thinking, where can I see more dong?

Well, you know, it's Portland and Toronto. That's right. You know what? I've been telling them they need to look at a little bit more dong every once in a while. They're taking themselves too seriously. Yes. And what else about Portland? We have one of the longest-running drag shows in America,

like the second longest-running drag cabaret. Darcells. Yes, darsales, yes. Rest in peace. Yes. And you know what it is, is that it's just like there's nothing too much to do, but also everything you get in any other city, but no pressure to do it all that.

time. And if you go visit other cities, it's just like, what's your excuse? If you've been to Vegas and you've never been to Portland, then that just shows you're not an ally. Okay, to be fair, I hate Las Vegas. I hate most cities. That tracks. So, you know, I couldn't sit here.

I'm so proud. Before we move off completely, can we watch this riveting performance of Darby? Is this somewhere over the right? Oh, that's me. I played the dog. I was the dog. Don't know. Yeah, that's me. Okay. Yeah, just a small clip. Just a little taste.

I was the slutty lion. They don't understand you at home. They don't appreciate you. That was miserable. What was inside of me? Oh, perfect, perfect. Yeah. So what was inside of you? I have no idea. I'm still trying to find out.

It was remarkable listening to him sing the songs. Yeah. Because he had never heard them before. He's never watched Wither of Oz. I've watched bits and pieces. Like, I kind of know the vibes. Is it that you haven't seen a lot of movies or just, like, or just this one? I, I've seen, I've seen a decent amount of movies.

I watch movies. I just had, I mean, I, I remember watching it when I was younger, like, a little bit, but I just don't, I don't have really good recall. I haven't seen. many films, but because there's such a big part of culture in America, in the U.S., that I feel inundated by them. And I actually had my friend test me once. I knew basically the plot of every Star Wars movie, even though I've never seen any of it.

Really? And he was sitting there stunned because he'd say the Star Wars movie, and I'd sit there. And, of course, I'd be kind of like, you know, paraphrasing and stuff. half-assing it, but I was more or less right with five out of the six films. Just based on the title. No, just based on being my age in America, the U.S., it's like I never chose it, but family guy, the Simpsons, everyone parodies it. So it's like I don't even ask to know about Star Wars or Indiana Jones, but I know everything

about them. Well, they're also on like the same rails for the most part, right? I mean, it's always the same like heroes journey. Yeah. The way I feel about it is there are these big signifiers of straight culture that have been inundated upon me. And then, right? And then when I say a queer celebrity's name and a straight person says, oh, I don't know who that is. And I'm like, oh, well, they're a blah, blah, blah, drag queen or queer celebrity.

And they go, well, why would I know who that is? Yeah. Because I fucking know who. Obi-Wan Kenobi is. Obi-Wan Kenobi. I know who, what's the football? Joe Nameth. Yeah.

Like, I have no reason of knowing that name. But I do. You know, Mickey Mantle. Right? You know some names. Know some names. Learn some names. Okay, so I'm realizing that I'm an equal opportunity hater because I have no idea who those names are that you reference.

Wonderful. Yeah. It's not just like queer culture that escapes me. I never said you in particular. Yeah, he did. He did it turn you all that for some reason. He's a foe. He's a foe of our community.

He's an LGBT. True. I've got this idea for straight guys who want to prove their allies. Hey guys, I was wondering. Okay, start to start over. Sorry. Keep that end. Hey guys, I was wondering, do these,

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Oh, I do the opposite. I'll prove on my enemy, but go on. He's an enemy. I've just been thinking of a straight guy wants to prove that he's an ally to the queer community. Yeah. It just fucked me. So it does that pretty much. I agree.

I agree. Go for it. Do you guys really? Do you think I have something? I absolutely think you do. And I actually think you'll find a lot of success. If I were to start a service, is that just high-end prostitutes? No, no, no.

Honestly, I think a lot of if I say, well, we wouldn't put fucking in the contract, but it's never really implied. But you know what I mean? Dinner with wine? Mutual consent. It's like the gay version of being invited

to the cookout. Yeah. Yeah. I think you should. Is this horrible? No. Are you kidding me? We are all about that.

I absolutely think that. Because, you know, look how fast he jumped on this. It also works the other way around like, prove you don't like it. You know? I think we've learned that it's hard. There's enough gay for pay men out there disproving.

Oh, God. Tell me about it. Oh, my God. Tell me about it. I met one the other day. Is it, you met one? I met one. And I just looked at him and I said, what in the hell are you doing?

Would you be? Could you do straight for pay? Could I do straight for pay? Oh, yeah, I could do it? Gun to my head, I could get hard. He does it every day. Look at me. How much more gay can I be for this man?

No, no, no, no. Right now, right now you're looking gay as hell. Because, like, people can't see. I was gay. I did when you said, brought up your boyfriend. Oh, sure. I'm observing. Did you not know when I walked in?

I, you know, there's three guys, one in three. Yeah, that's true. You know, 33%. But, like, straight up out of us three, like who would you perceive as gay? Listen, I try not to presume anyone's sexuality these days. But if you were to...

I presume everyone wants to do me and then I accept rejection as he's either not into chicks or not into dick. There's always a reason because I'm not hot. That's a good...

It's a good way to live life. I love that. No, you know, I try to... You know, I don't... You got a crop tank top and you're showing your Calvin Klein's underwear right now. Like, they can't see it, but this is a very gay fit. You are gaslighting your audience at home, not watching that. No, no, I mean, it's not fully crop, but it's like a, it's like a low, it's a higher cut.

He really was looking a little deeper than I thought. No, as soon as you walked in, I was like, this is the gayest outfit you're worn. Out of the three of you, yes, he has the most gay sensibility. But see, this is the thing. It's like the pearl necklace At a different time Might have said To people like

But here's where we are You know And it's funny because it's like I feel like it started in porn Some guys were wearing pearl necklaces And then all of a sudden everyone's wearing pearl necklaces And painting their nails And it's not gay all of a sudden

No it's so true because like it is it's just a construct it's just how we've been But what gets so frustrating is watching and this is where the words you know like appropriation gay baiting and all this shit

you know like this is why people get frustrated is the same shit that we were you know not allowed to do as kids because it would give us away and we were so frightful of because of getting beat up or threatened or, you know.

And then now, because things have shifted, it's like the same people who would have bullied you are now wearing nail polish. Sure. Yeah. And I'm not implying that you would have bullied me. I'm just saying in general, these are where the frustrations come from. But it's also like, but that the fact that he's wearing a pearl necklace is a good thing. Right.

You know, so it's a double-sided thing. That's interesting. I think the interesting thing is even being a straight male, I think I, like, it was interesting being like a flamboyant kid where I, I, I definitely am not in the homosexual vein. I'm more in like the professional wrestler vein. Yeah. Where like I'm just a peacock.

Right. And I think regardless of your actual sexuality, I think you endure a lot of the same hatred where like growing up, I was called the F slur constantly. You know what you're doing? I was not. And I'm, that's so interesting to me. Yeah, dude. I was raised straight.

Right, right, right. You know, he, I mean, if you watch this man, watch Vikings football, I promise you, you will be like, there's no way he has ever had a penis in his mouth. Like, it's just, which by the way, obviously being gay contains. But hasn't he been. He did rival retort you that he can't judge him. It taught me a lot. It contains multitudes.

That's what I'm saying. But like, he is way straight. than I am in many respects. Well, all right. In many aspects of his life. If you could have a heated rivalry, someone that you kind of hate, a peer who's like,

but you find very attractive, who would your heated rival be? Oh. Oh, there's... You're Candice Owens, I would say, right? There's too many. Jesus Christ. I mean, come on.

That's in frame one. That was... Mine is weird, but I've been feeling like it would be... I've been trying to manifest Eric Andre and I working together because I just feel like

or Jason Manzukas you know like those are some heated rivalries because it's just like there's these men whose energy I feel like I need to match that energy right because that would be fun but that's more like as an as an actress I want to

I want to get in the ring with some of the wrestling but um would you ever come to WrestleMania? I'm going to WrestleMania this year. I was this close to going to WrestleMania. Come, you would love it. Because we wanted to go somewhere where there was very

little chance of me being recognized by queer people. It's drag for straight people. 100%. That's what professional wrestling is. Pull this up real quick. Pull up Dalton Castle. I want you to... I didn't think I this is like the height of kind of straight drag as

Dalton Castle. I was thought the Undertaker was very draggy. It's very drag. Even though Even though his whole character. Yeah, but his whole character is like, oh, you're a spooky eternal being. This is Dalton Castle. You're telling me this isn't drag.

The peacock feathers, oh, I thought you were going to bring up liberace. Look at this. It's fabulous. Oh, my God. That's so funny. And this is all, and this is what, like, so you were talking about him being straighter than you.

in comparison in regards to things. And then we look at this, and we know WrestleMania is like, hands down considered a straight affair, and yet it is drag. And yet we have deemed that that's manly drag, even though it's still sequins and hip-capped. And so the whole idea of someone behaving straight or behaving gay is the thing that we've got to break down

because, and that's why I brought up heated rivalry, because it's not so much about who likes sports and who likes sewing. It's just about who likes sucking dick. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's true. A great philosopher once said.

And even if you're gay, maybe it may not be your favorite things do. Right. You know, I mean, I don't know. I, I, I, look at it. He's true. He's validation. I have a very, I have a sterling reputation. Really? He has a very,

yeah, he has a reputation as well. Yes, thank you. He is a, he climbs to be, unfortunately. They call me, thank you. But he's a selfish top. Okay, they, Jinks, they have, they have, they have plagued me with this association of being a selfish top. Oh, you hate it.

For so long. And I've been trying to break through to, to the people. He's an ass eater. Give him that. Yes, that's what I like to do. He's my favorite thing on earth. And I love to do that. And usually that's like, that's a good thing.

And usually the men that I'm with, they don't really even want their dick sucked. Same. Every time we've had a queer guest, they clock your shit. Every time. Now, now, I want to be honest with you. Oh, yes.

Should they want to do so? Should they want me to do so? I would gladly do so. But here's the thing. I don't enjoy, but I'll do it. Not enthusiastically. The thing is if you don't enjoy it, and then you are with people who, I'm guessing,

enjoy having sex with you, and then you're like, but they don't even want their dick sucked. It's like, when you did suck their dick, was it like, uh-huh? No. You know, like, you know, like. I put my whole throat into it.

All of it. Everything that I could do. I mean, I do have a gag reflex. Unfortunately, is, what? The whole time. I didn't even be vulnerable here. You know what? I didn't even consider that.

Yeah, you're too picky. You're like you're too, you're... This is my favorite thing about... You can't get nasty with it. ...groups, though, is I had a friend in college. He was a straight male friend. I called him my fagg stagg. And he was like the one...

I'm being hyperbolic, but one straight male friend that I made who never ended up wanting to hook up. And it's like a lot of my straight male friends are curious and whatever friends felt safe experimenting with me probably because they could see my very naturally feminine tendencies and felt kind of, I always said, I'm like a semi-permeable membrane between straight and gay, you know. So I feel like this is my favorite aspect

of where we're at communally is straight men saying he is an ass eater I'll give him that I will give him that my pro eats ass that dude but he won't suck

did and what's that all about and I feel really good about your friends here no I do like it you know what and they push me

to be a better cocksucker you know what God would We've plowed on him for trying Booty boot camp Oh, he's trying to get me to bottom is what he's trying to get me to do That's the type of friendship we have, really.

I just think If we're not going to have your horizons. If we're not going to put your heart into it, just focus on the things that you do like, but this is where non-monogamy comes in great. You don't like suck and dick. Person you're with needs to occasionally get, but I always think you, for the right people,

you've got to be willing to, you know, even if it's not your favorite thing, you know, once a year, on their birthday. I do it. No, no, don't believe me. The straight people will at least do once a year on their birthday, so we have to show up that much. I do show up. I will do. If there's something that needs to be done, I will do it. You know what I mean? I'll be there. He's a real season. He's a real team player. I will be. You know, but like, you know, and, you know, like he's in a, he tried to get me, he tried to get me to do booty boot camp. You know, like the, the late, you get up, you kind of get bigger and bigger. I don't know if you've experienced. Well, anyway.

No, I just took estrogen. So, so anyway, but I took booty boot camp. I went to, I went through the thing and then nobody wants to top me. That's not true.

Well, that's not true. There is a top shortage out there. Also, also, it doesn't even matter. Like, if you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it. Like, we're not, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not literally forcing. you the bottom.

They're just encouraging you to reciprocate. There actually is. But I'm a bossy bottom, so a lazy top it usually works well with me. Selfish, lazy, you could say the same. Like when you say selfish, do you mean that is it because he will only top or is he also not doing any of the work?

No, I... He's never been in the room. I know. It's a meme because of how he presents himself. I have offered to FaceTime him while I'm having sex. It lends itself. It lends itself so perfectly. It lends itself so perfectly to this meme that he's a selfish top.

Also partially because like for, let's be real, there are a lot of bottoms who want a selfish top. Which is part of the reason why. Which is part of the reason why I feel like if you feel like they don't want you to bottom it's because. There's enough in L.A. Yeah. I know. It's a perfect thing to get really hyperbolic with because it like it doesn't actually hurt his reputation at all. And people, people, I've been fighting against it for a while.

Yeah, he fights against it. I think a lot of people like on the outside might get mad at it. They're like, why is your straight friends doing this or whatever? But like, I don't think it has hurt your reputation in the gay community at all. No, absolutely not. No, if anything you're getting more. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. People are like, I want you to be selfish. and I'm like, well, please, if that's what you want. We have such limited time with you. I have to talk to you. I thought you were going to say we have a clip of him being a selfish guy. Yeah, pull up the face up. It's behind the paywall.

When we get to the Patreon. He's still on the dog cost. Yeah, that's right. I really want to talk to you about something that I don't think you've talked about much. Sure. Your work with Pendleton Ward. Chuching.

What's that, Will? It's all the money I'm making on Shopify, baby. Shopify. I'm selling my fingernail clippings. Oh, my gosh. God, there's a market for that. Really? I'm selling my toes.

We can only really do that ten times. You should. You know what? But there's a space for everybody's small business, whether it be your toes, your fingernail clippings, or just your charming personality. Or your quality product.

Or your quality product. And you know what we can all use, guys? What? We can use Shopify to sell those things. They make the intimidation of business easy all in one place. You can sign up for only $1 per month. What?

How much? $1 per month with the trial today at Shopify.com slash fear. Wow. That's incredible. Go to Shopify.com slash fear. Where do I go? That's Shopify. com slash fear.

One more time. Sell anything. Make a business. It makes business as easy, big, small, large, or small again. Whatever. You are the new lemon grab. You've done Adventure Time, Fiona and Cake. I am a huge cartoon fan.

I've actually worked with one of Pendleton's storyboard artist Lord Spue on a cartoon called Bodyhead. How is it working with Pendleton? Well, I have to say I've worked more with Adam Muto. Okay. But I definitely got to meet Pendleton Ward ages ago when I actually went to the Cartoon Network Studios when I was voicing a character on Stephen Universe. Emerald. And Rebecca Sugar had also.

worked on Adventure Time. Right. So I can tell you, as someone who grew up watching Adventure Time and stayed with it, even as I kind of aged out, but then the show kind of aged with us. Yeah. I really, I continue to watch it today. It's one of those feel-good philosophical romps. Yes, of course.

Anyway. So when they had to replace Lemon Grab, and I don't know if he'll be making future appearances, I got to take over Lemon Grab, because I was already. voicing the alternate universe version of lemon grab. That's so funny. Lemon Carb with Cree Sumner, who is one of the biggest voice talents

of the game. But I can tell you the whole family there, it's like, it's when you, I think the reason why once I did Stephen Universe, the door was kind of, wide open for adventure time because they all love what they're doing, you know? And I think it's, it's one of the best things is when you can make what you love doing your work because then the work is good because it's not someone forcing you to be creative.

You're being creative because that's what you like to, you know. Are we going to get more voiceover stuff from you? I know that you were recently on, I'm sorry, I'm blanking on the show. There was one. I was like, what was the one you most recently? Crapopolis? Yes. Crapopopolis, housebroken.

I've been in a handful of things and I have a handful more things coming out, but it's all in India territory. But it has been talked about that Lars of the Stars, a spinoff series of Stephen Universe. Yeah. We'll be hitting the stream waves. or I don't know how TV works now. I don't know if...

Are there still networks or are... Directly to your watch. It's just one big network. Coming to a dream, coming into your dreams. Astral projecting. Astral projecting. But Lars of the stars, when that comes to fruition, you might be hearing a recurring emerald appearance.

Amazing. Amazing. Well, we have to cut you. you loose this has been absolutely amazing. Well, we have, we have 10 minutes. We do. Oh, sorry, I'm sorry. I thought it was 1110. You were pre-cocking it for no reason. Well,

I liked when we were just like shouting about superstitions and stuff. Oh, yeah, no, no, we're going to keep going, we just didn't want it. We didn't want it. No, I'm easy-breatzy. Jinks, what do you got coming up? Well, I am going to play Judith Garland.

We start May. Soho Walthamthum, Walthamom. Oh my God. Easy to pronounce. I get it. I'm with you. They know.

Y'all, just Google it. Jinks Judy. I've got that. I've got my next EP coming out this summer. It's Virgo Odyssey, Leo Moon is the part two. And, oh, annually I do the Jinks and Dela holiday tour. with Bendelikram. And we actually, it's, what, is it spring yet?

It's spring now and we're about to take photos for our winter tour because that's how showbiz works. Does that go all over the country? All over the U.S. and Canada. Portland, a few stop. Yeah, we have Portland. We do L.A. at the Dolby Theater. Where do you go in Portland, Arlene Schnitzer? Arlene Schnitz.

Yeah, the schnitz. The schnitz. That's what we want to do, because we're going to do a podcast tour. So we want to, I want to do the Schnitz. It's a dream. This is some stuff that you'll understand. Okay. I never had an after school job other than working at the Escape Night Club and Saturday Market.

Shut up. I was a street mime at the Saturday Market. I could pull in 60 bucks in a couple of hours. And as a teenager in high school, that was pretty good. Street miming? That's so cool. That is so cool. How does want get into the world of time?

Street miming. Well, that's some Portland shit. Well, I was doing drag at the nightclub. And so we would mime, but really we were lip-sinking and doing drag numbers

with physical miming and stuff. But it was me and my good pal, Etienne, and we would paint our faces white. We called ourselves the street dolls because we acted, I acted like a wind-up doll, and he acted like a floppy rag doll.

Oh, my God. This sounds like, This sounds like a Portlandia. Okay, if you watch Portlandia, it is eerily accurate. Yes, yes. It is like kind of scary how on the nose they are. And people are like, those characters are pretty wild. And it's like, but that's, that's really how it is.

That's why you need to go to Portland. Get material at least. The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland. With Portland, yeah, I've always been confused as to like, because we find it funny because we live there and it's so real. Like, people that aren't from Portland don't... Is it... You're just watching a freak show or what?

That's what I want to know. I mean, we're still... We're also still familiar with, like, the vibes that Portland goes out. But, like, those are... They get so... It's so niche and really, like, into the... Into the Portland nitty-gritty. Who are you trying to be the most...

They're gay-keeping... Who's trying to be the most accurate characters on Portlandia? Oh, like, one of the sketches? Yeah. Um, I... Like, I... one of my favorite ones is when they did the... it was when they with a free range chicken

and they went and they went to med the chicken obviously it's exaggerated but that to me was very accurately yes you can go see the chickens I feel like the feminist bookstore

those ladies were like my librarians they were my they were my friends mom you know like I just knew too many women like the feminist bookstore owners. My favorite one of all time is the Brickleberry pancakes, where Tim Robbins runs like a breakfast street gang,

and because they cut the line, he makes them eat a Pop-Tart as like patents. Wait, yes, it's coming back to me. Go ahead and eat your breakfast. It's got preservatives in it. You're going to love it, your line cutter. At this point, like I still, me and my friend's assistant, when we need to find each other in like a Home Depot or something,

it's still, A.O. River! Oh, God. I love that. Do you know what the guy? Okay, this is like a Portland, only people that grew up here would know this. You ever go to like, did you ever go to Blazers games or anything like that? Or like, like, Blazers game, blues festival.

Blue's Festival. Waterfront Blues Festival? Yeah, I went to the Blues Festival. Okay. This guy was everywhere. My family went to Blazers games. Okay, but like this guy's everywhere. At any major event in Portland, the guy that was paying. painted himself silver with the balls. Yes.

Do you know him? Yes, he used to hate us. Really? Because the mime, you were competing with him. You had a competition with silver ball guy? Oh, well, he... Like a rivalry. Do you mean rivalry?

So the performing spots had hours of the day that you could perform at, and there were certain spots, and busking was allowed in certain parts of downtown, but not on owned property. like the mall. So there were very specific spots you could busk in in Portland. And silver ball guy. Yes.

That's what I know, as you know what I'm talking about. This was his full-time job. And he wasn't always silver. Sometimes he was copper. Yeah, always metallic. Mostly silver, though.

Yeah, mostly silver. Yeah, yeah. And he would juggle the balls in his hand like this. Yes. And he did it. Was it a Fushigi? No, it was like this.

Pull up the ad for Fuscii. The orb. He was just like this. And then he would just, freeze for a while and he wouldn't do shit. And he would shake your hand. Oh, I didn't know you could touch him. I was terrified. If you tipped him, he would shake your hand.

Oh, well, I'd never tip to him. But he never spoke. You can only touch the dancers if they allowed him. Did he ever hang full dog? That's crazy. Sorry. But yeah, we used to have to try to beat him to the good spots and we never could because he was always

omnipresent. Yeah, I know he was always like Did you ever get in a fight with a childhood statement? Because he never spoke. But it was like he would very sternly edges out of spots. Yeah, he would never, he would never speak. Physically, he would interrupt. He would start down the street and we'd see people going over to him. And then we'd just kind of get intimidated because we'd be like,

Is he still performing? I don't know. I haven't seen him in years. Oh, my God. I mean, he made the past away. Do you remember when God was the, did you see the article about God in Portland? and it was the lady who sat in the center, Pioneer Square for like...

She just sat there for four weeks straight, not speaking. And everyone was like, how is she sustaining her? Oh, my God. I don't remember this. Oh, well, God was in Portland? Well, that's just what people called her because they were making assumptions about... Portland, this is why you guys need to come to Portland.

It's such a cool. We have a naked bike ride. I can't believe you haven't wanted to. You're still in parts of us. For Portland, our silver orb guy hanging full dog. Yes. And paranoid schizophrenic woman sitting without eating in park for three ways. People put labels on her.

She didn't do anything. She never called herself God. She's innocent. She never called herself God. She sat there quietly contemplating and people loved her. Where is she at now? Do we know? She just left.

She was there for about four weeks, and then just like she came one day, she disappeared. Austin showed the amount of people that disappeared in Portland. Can we do a silver ball guy stream where you bring back to legend? Yeah, if I could.

We paint you silver and we let you bust. I mean, I don't know if I could do it. But, I mean, he was really just, he would just do this and he wore like a hat. A bucket hat. Before they were. Before they were cool. He was a trend center.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, you would wear these big bag. These big baggy clothes that were also metallic. Can we pull up silver Portland orb guys our last thing? I just need to see. I need to see what the fuck I'm looking at. He was like an institution. Yes, he was.

I'm so happy that this is like a universal Portland thing. I love how she was like Portland Trailblazers. Silver Orpard guy. I was trying to give you the places where he would. Oh my gosh. There is. Right here. That's the.

Oh, I've seen. Wait, wait, wait. That is the spot we used to fight. Oh my God. This is a year ago. He's still around. He's still doing it? I've seen this guy.

We have to go stream with silver orb. May I've seen footage of this guy before? May I say he is not age a day. Well, the paint. Well, it's preserved. He looks the same. I mean, you would think there would be something. Pass the trade on down to his next generation.

Oh, wow. We may not be the same guy. We always felt like there was more than one. Yes. He's definitely. There's a whole family of silver orb back. Yes, this is the guy. He's so, he's notorious.

He's at Courtney's stately. Oh, there you go. He's just freezing. Yes. This almost looks like a different person. This is like the next generation. I'm telling you. Do you see the, is there hair coming out of the back?

No, he's got like a hood under his hat. Because the original Silver Orb guy would have never let that happen. Oh, is that a dream of a nine? It looks like a ponytail. It looks like a ponytail tape. Sprayed paint. It's sprained. It's sprained.

Oh my God. But that is the exact spot that we used to compete for. She used to compete. How much money do you think he was making an hour? That guy. Oh, I don't know. He was, cleaning a house.

He would do it from sunrise to sunset. I know. Unbelievable. It was his livelihood. Yes. And in Portland, you dream it. You could do it.

That's right. The dream is alive in Portland. On that note, ladies and gentlemen, it was so. touch a pleasure to have you on. Jinks Monson, everybody. Is there anything you'd like to say to our audience

on anything that, obviously, we know you're on off West End with Dorothy coming up, right? Dorothy. Judy. Judy. Judy. But it's called, isn't the... It's called End of the Rainbow.

Oh, it's called End of the Rainbow. My God, sorry. You know, you can just go to jinksmonsoon.com. That's J-I-N-K-X. don't forget the K it was expensive Jake's most soon everybody thank you guys very much

we're off to the virtual let me let me try I'm in line we're in line we're both in line you have you bought tampons lots of tanks I'm checking out you're checking out with

heavy flow the widest I'm so sorry I say about I am so what you're going through right now just unbelievable and I just-

We're forward to... We're forward to green! And I just want to let you know that you have beautiful eyes. Has everybody ever told you? What am I going through right now? You're going through a period and I... Quite a bit, it seems.

Look at all the dampons. Okay. Hey! Okay, okay. You know what? Let me start over. Okay. It's a real massacre.

I'm pretty real. Okay. My God, this line is so long. Are you talking to me? Yes. Yes. I was just cop. I was just commenting on how long the line was.

Oh, my God, where did you get that shirt? Oh, thank you. Free people. Free people? Has anybody ever told you that's your color? No, that's so nice. Yes, of course. He's sticking to the landing.

That's what you do. He stuck to landing. You did. I like doing it to all ladies. But he went gay. You can go gay too. You want me to be performatively homosexual to give a woman a compliment on women's month? Yes.

Yeah. All right, Hassan, go. Nice to hit! No, no, okay, see what you did there. What you did there. You kind of, you throttle. You went in too hot. You went in too hot.